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In this weekly podcast, married social media duo Jesse and Carissa have ridiculous conversations with friends and family. Get an exclusive look behind the curtain as they laugh about their lives, dig into their relationships, and try to make sense of the world around them.***New episodes every Sunday*** Follow us here for more content: https://linktr.ee/jessejosephic
Episodes
We return for a special holiday episode! Sherry and Carissa talk about getting the "baby-betes". Jesse and Sherry refuse to fluff nutters. Big life updates coming from Jordan. Jordan and Jesse get dad hats. Sherry accidentally reads smut. Jordan comes up with an innovative magnet idea and explains NFTs. Jesse wants a doggy high chair and talks about his current music obsessions. This episode is sponsored by BlerpyBits.
We have video! Everyone talks about an appropriate amount of time to text someone back. Jesse misses a crucial text message. Sherry reveals her distaste for donuts. Jordan vaguely recalls "exactly" the last time he was at Red Lobster. Jordan gets stuck and Sherry gets meat. Jordan watches the Notebook for the first time. Jesse accidentally markets alcohol to minors.
Everyone talks about how they eat more than everyone else. Carissa slams a whole pizza. Jesse loses a $100,000.00 bet. Jordan argues how night showering is superior. Jesse explains his Italian juices. Sherry pushes the boundaries to get Jordan to be as uncomfortable as possible. We introduce a new segment called "Carissa's Stupid Questions". Jordan talks about spicing things up at the pizza joint. And explains how hi...
Kailee gets covid and Josh somehow dodges it. Jesse wants to eradicate all illnesses. Josh is living the large life. Josh only wants to twerk on TikTok. Kailee's mom tries to stop her from getting a tattoo by planning a birthday party. Jesse imagines a place where you can get a tattoo and haircut at the same time. Josh wants tattoos that could harm the elderly. Everyone talks about sibling scuffles. Jesse was terrified of blan...
Everyone talks about some of the worst gifts they've given each other. Jesse insists on wearing a ridiculous garment out in public. Sherry gets a very odd book request at work. Jordan is outed as a gouge-er. Jesse has an awkward interaction with the neighbor over cheesy bread and also confronts another neighbor about dog poo-pooing. This episode is sponsored by Rare Air.
Jesse regrettably has no Pokemon cards but plenty of beanie babies. Sherry fondly recalls her outings to beanie baby conventions. Jordan used to collect Star Wars soda cans and stuff them in a drawer. Jesse wants to jar air. Sherry is a gauge- er and Jordan does NOT approve. Sherry should start an only fans for grandmas and make soup. Jordan claims a "genius" idea. Jordan ascribes himself as the favorite child. Jesse is o...
Jordan can't stand sleeping with pant or sock. Jordan gets confused about the massage dress code. Sherry gets meat scammed. Jordan has no gallbladdie and takes Jesse to doctor appointments. Carissa doesn't like pizza and we're tired of it. Jesse likes to watch old tv shows. Jordan and Carissa have problems talking to customer service.
Jesse gets two haircuts. Carissa wanted a pie and Jesse failed to deliver. Josh and Jesse hate fall and want to eat trees. Josh describes his love for gambling. Carissa is excited about cookies and Jesse buys her a blanket hoodie against her will. Everyone brings on the good vibes with things they love including cheeseburger pizza. Josh understands numbers and letters. Jesse asks a 'would you rather' about sexy sh*tting g...
Jordan hates when people say his name wrong. Jesse talks about the family feud over his name. Gordan and Shelly talk about their lifelong quest to harmonize one particular song. Everyone talks about why they love Brittany. And why they hate her. Jesse wants to grind up burgers and drink them. Sherry refuses to adopt the elderly. Gordan gives his update on the grape diet. Carissa thinks everything is a fart. Jesse and Jordan sa...
Josh turned 21. Jesse thinks it's easy to get in incredible shape. Josh eats things because TikTok told him to. Kailee talks about why she was mad at Jesse when she met him. Kailee loves the seasons but Josh and Jesse hate cold. Josh and Kailee talk about their tanning experiences. Jesse thinks it's easy to get rich and famous. Josh talks about how dumb it is to play the lottery. Jesse thinks it's easy to switch care...
Jesse and Jordan are great at swallowing pills. Jordan is eating nothing but grapes. Andy looks like Brandon Urie from Panic at the Disco and wants to ice skate with Jesse. We figure out what soup everyone is. Jordan talks about his movie idea. Jesse talks about the biggest risk he took for an audition. Baby talk pet peeves and babies drinking tums. Bath Wow ad read.
Jesse thinks there is a repeatable process to make it into the NBA. Golden Josh talks about recently running into JuJu Smith-Schuster and David Dobrik. Josh is no longer TikTok famous. Jesse's trying to do hot pilates with Josh. Everyone talks about going to movies and restaurants alone. Josh talks about his McDonald's childhood rituals. Everyone talks for a very long time about Santa Claus being creepy. Josh is worried t...
Golden Josh joins us with Jordan and Sherry. Jordan and Sherry talk about wrestling each other. Deep Josh has tiny feet. Jesse gets yelled at by 12-year-olds in Call of Duty. Sherry talks about World of Warcraft and hot Beef-a-Roni. Josh picks up his beef with Jordan and Sherry. Jesse keeps getting in trouble by messaging people on the internet and doing weird things in the neighborhood. Jordan reads the ad for Spay-Cation. Jordan ...
Golden Josh met Jordan and Sherry and he talks trash on them. Jesse doesn't know what to expect from a Cathy. Jesse hit Carissa in the face with a dumbbell. Everyone argues over whether or not ghosts are real. Jesse dreamed he was in the Hunger Games. Josh thinks dreams are other dimensions and pees his pants. Josh stared at Jesse while he slept. Josh pitches his genius movie idea. Carissa and Josh think Jesse should be a bed ...
Moms listen to our podcast. Carissa wants to live in Tube City and has innovative bus ideas. The Queen of England knows nothing about sheets. Update on our package thief. Jesse discovers where his bee phobia comes from. Carissa wanted to peep on our neighbors. follow along @JesseJosephic
Deep Josh drinks alone and Carissa tops her booch off. Jesse is upset over Deep Josh not riding scooters with him. Jordan has beef with Kailee. Everyone talks about why bidets are the best. Jesse's life-changing 911 experience. Deep Josh wipes peanut butter on his head. Lots of butt talk as usual. Sponsor read for Hot Hole Bye Bye. Jesse keeps warning people about bees and no one cares. All 90's movies shat on parents and...
Kailee likes gross drinks. Everyone talks about various cuisines across the world. Jesse is obsessed with crime. Kailee will only watch murder in documentary form. Jesse and Josh dish on their favorite scary movies. Kailee tells us how she almost died. Jesse talks about the Krispy Kreme incident. Kailee has brown teeth. Everyone talks about scams and hackers. Blippi.
Jordan doesn't understand the latest alcohol trends. Jordan and Sherry talk about their rap battles. We call a special guest. Update on the butt washing. Jordan loves the undie pot. Best spelling bee ever. Sherry reads the ad for Tub Soup. Jordan and Jesse blow everyone's minds with their innovative ideas.
Kailee got hit by a jet ski. Josh has loose balls. Jesse had a bad time in Puerto Rico. Everyone discusses the best place to live. Kailee turned down a dream job. Josh's company Wayves has an announcement. Josh reads our sponsor - Power Shower. Kailee had a crush on her bus driver. Jesse Josephic on YouTube/Twitch, @JoshCling_ and @shopwayves on Insta
Jesse talks about his experience with alternative energy people. Jordan attempts to squash beef with Andy. Everyone talks about the proper way to put soap on your body. Jesse and Sherry finalize their plant beef. Jesse asks why dinosaurs aren't depicted with penises. Sherry talks about her Clippy erotica. Jesse talks about the time Carissa made him splash URINE in his face. Jordan talks about sitting down to pee. Surprise gues...
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