Muses of Mythology

 “What do you call a haunted house in Egypt?”

Isis. Protector of Pharaohs. Guardian of the Dead. Goddess of Magic. Perhaps the most influential of all Egyptian deities. So, what’s the deal with that whole getting rid of Ra to put her husband on the throne, thing? Not very Ma’at of her, if you ask us. 

Other topics include the fear-amids, mythological details regarding the timing of the Snake Bite Incident, a trouble pattern of c...

“My boy Osiris did nothing wrong.”

Nephthys: Wife of Set, goddess of the river. Right?

Other topics include names for Egyptian musical groups, Nephthys’ very stylish hat, winged-women being a good look, the most surreal group of midwives, the shifting trend of sibling marriage, late editions to the Nephthys myth, Darien not being even remotely fluent in German, another rewrite of The Kane Chronicles, things Riordan would rather do th...

“They don't got Ra on their side.” 

Catch a ride in one of your two posh solar rides and explore the many aspects of Ra.

Other topics include giving Riordan too much credit about why Ra would care about Walt, Darien taking taking a hard stance regarding the historical accuracy of the Genesis flood narrative, a call for someone to edit a few pages of the Riordan Wiki, the difference between scarab beetles and “shoe bugs,” the thr...

“Thanks, Cleopatra…” 

Does order and chaos actually appear as themes in Ancient Egypt? Yes!

Other topics include the co-hosts again harping on Riordan not leaning into the Kanes representing chaos as a positive for ce, the state of Idaho being held together with duct tape and paperclips, DJ continuing being weirdly anti-sand, Darien’s fight to verify sources from Wikipedia, speculations around the sun, and Riordan dropping the ball o...

"Gotta find the Rosetta Stone." 

Part two of the longest notes Darien has ever compiled for the show. 

Other topics include Egypt still being really old with a lot going on, DJ dropping the ball on the rule of threes, Darien spending a lot of time talking about powerful women, Egyptian cultural artifacts that aren’t in Egypt (but really should be), Google AI being terrible, and an announcement to never cite this podcast in ...

“This is not a place for grieving; it is a place for rest.” 

Part one of the longest notes Darien has ever compiled for the show. 

Other topics include Egypt being really old with a lot going on, the true purpose of pyramids, Darien refusing to be distracted by DJ’s shenanigans, a brief pitstop to look up all Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, how annoying it would be to get call in for pyramid duty on your day off, celebrations of ...

Thank you to everyone who came to see us Gem State Comic Con!

Our next episode into Egyptian mythology isn't ready yet, so please enjoy this recent ReMyth bonus episode about the first entry in EPIC the Musical. 

Thunderbolts* is Good and You Should See It bonus episode available NOW on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/musesofmythology


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“Riordan, will you just commit harder?!” 

And we close out the Kane Chronicles with Darien and DJ complaining about a book they claimed to have enjoyed.

Other topics include a real underwhelming “cost” for beating the big bad, DJ having two nickels, still waiting for a pay off for Ruby Kane’s “other gods” drop, wanting to see Riordan commit harder to his concepts, Darien’s favorite scene of the series, a defense of Chaos be...

“Your toys look funner than mine!”

It’s book two of the Kane Chronicles! Was DJ right about Apophis taking over the Oracle of Delphi? No, of course not. 

Other topics include both host being bested by the book description, the framing device breaking down again, dreaming of the day when Riordan will finally tear down the walls, Sadie seriously over sharing, that fella Walt, acknowledging that Percabeth is, in fact, the greatest love ...

 “All major snakes in mythology are just the same fucking snake.”

Time to enter the land of the pharaohs! Join Darien (she/they) and DJ (he/him) as they start their journey through Rick Riordan’s The Kane Chronicles. 

Other topics include a sort of muddy lore, DJ trying to uncover the mystery of why the Kane Chronicles audiobooks aren’t readily available, when exactly Bast was hanging out in Manhattan, a good, old fashioned “My God i...

We're off for a while, so we're unlocking some favorites from the Patreon! Here's something from January 2023:

Darien's Take Two

Check out Standby Line's fabulous episode that inspired this accidental series: https://open.spotify.com/episode/56XCIkpuSMkDXX4jrMNo3n?si=sVv_tqWYR0qFuOggNusRYw 

About Us

Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.

Our music is A...

We're off for a while, so we're unlocking some favorites from the Patreon! Here's something from January 2023:

Darien and DJ create Pokemon regions inspired by Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter. Only one of the siblings actually plays Pokemon. Can you guess which one?

Shout out to Standby Line Podcast for inspiring this episode! Listen here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/56XCIkpuSMkDXX4jrMNo3n?si=sVv_tqWYR0qFuOggNusR...

We're off for a while, so we're unlocking some favorites from the Patreon! Here's something from May 2024: 

DJ is playing the Hades 2 early access. Darien has watched DJ play the Hades 2 early access. So let's talk about it!

Spoilers for the first five-ish hours of Hades 2

About Us

Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.

Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Hae...

We're off for a while, so we're unlocking some favorites from the Patreon! Here's something from 2023!

Charlie (they/them) and Raye (they/them) from Of The Eldest Gods podcast swing by Bunker 9 for Darien's birthday bonus episode! We all lose our minds over Hades and Hades 2. Enjoy! 

NOTE: This episode was recorded after the first Hades 2 trailer dropped, but long before early access. 

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“Odin is a Horse Girl, confirmed.”

It’s episode 100!!! Tim (he/him) and AJ (he/they) from The Standby Line Podcast join the show to talk about (read: aggressively dunk on) Odin!

Other topics include the deal with runes, the Eye of Odin often being more prominent in media than Odin himself, Mimir being the “head guy,” Odin’s obsession with Undercover Boss, Frigg’s perplexing history, the goal of the show to be a ta...

“I cast fall into an open chasm!”

Robert (they/them) from TheDamMemePage is Finally!! One silly lil guy here to talk about another silly lil guy, Loki.*
*Citation needed.

Other topics include a group mourning session for Uncle Randolph, the lack of agreement regarding the meaning of Loki’s name, the lack of agreement regarding the role of Loki’s parents, which ancient Icelandic poet DJ would most like to have...

"The fact that Thor didn't solve this problem by hitting him with Mjolnir is shocking."

It's a big one! Perhaps THE biggest topic of Norse mythology.

Other topics include the trend of naming kids after Thor during the Viking Age, all the things Snorri (probably) invented, Thor's strategy for dealing with unwanted potential-in-laws, Darien not liking most of Rick Riordan's Choices reg...

“This hand is mine now.”

It's time to tackle the original Big, Bad Wolf, Fenrir!

Other topics include the under-examined tragedy of Fenrir's backstory, a collection of no longer perplexing paradoxes, the foot guy, super cool natural phenomena that may have inspired the legend of Fenrir's sons, and a satisfying conclusion of the DJ Interrupts the Show to Talk About the Time Wolves Sieged Paris bit.

Spoilers fo...

Is A Christmas Carol still the best Christmas tale ever told? Yes, and we will continue to not take feedback at this time.

MUSEMAS RETURNS!!

We start with an Academy Award-winning animated short that does A LOT in 28 minutes.

Enjoy the rest of our holiday event over the next 11 days!!
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Spoilers for A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. 

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