Muses of Mythology

Muses of Mythology

Join two siblings on an exciting journey as they dive into ancient myths and uncover how these tales shaped modern pop culture, all while reading Rick Riordan’s Percy Jackson and the Olympians. New episodes every other Tuesday!

Episodes

October 21, 2025 37 mins

We're dropping a seasonally-appropriate spooky episode from the bonus feed because we REALLY want a third Hellaween graphic novel. 

It's our hope that hearing our discussion of the first volume will encourage you to read it yourself! And then read Hellaween: Spellbent! And then follow author Moss Lawton on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/dinolich/ and tell them how much you loved their books and want to read another on...

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“Ma’at’s not being done right…”

This episode about it's a roundup episode featuring Geb, Tefnut, Shu, and Nut!! One of these could have been its own episode. Can you guess which??

Other topics include DJ ruining the Geb section of the episode, Wikipedia’s citations proving the article wrong, Darien having the hardest time with names, homophones, and a really neat astrophysicist. 


Content Warning: This episode contains mentio...

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September 23, 2025 50 mins

“You’re supposed to represent power!”

This episode about Egyptian mythology also includes history about The Great Race for Mercy, during which Darien mistakenly refers to an important sled dog as “Fox” when his name was actually Togo. Deepest apologies. Those responsible have been sacked. 

Other topics include many Horus Variants, a Peregrine Falcon PSA, Young Horus as a symbol of hope, a very cool-sounding festival tradition that wa...

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September 9, 2025 80 mins

“Sets’s favorite food: [**censored**]”

Our first guest of season seven!! Charlie (they/them) from Of the Eldest Gods (and other shows) joins the main feed for the first time to unpack Set, god of chaos, storms, and the outsiders. 

Other topics include better examining growth chaos as a tool for good and stagnant order as evil, Uncle Amos’ trauma being dismissed for the sake of a cool ending, Darien spiraling out while trying to resea...

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August 26, 2025 63 mins

“He was a very leaky mummy.”

This week, we bring an episode about Osiris that's a serving of mozzarella sticks without sauce sides. Feel free to bring your own sauces!!

Other topics include relitigating the podcast stance that the gods should have been shaped by their contemporary human hosts, the origins of the pharaoh's royal symbols, Rick Riordan using fanfic as a source again, a fish’s favorite snack, and the answer to ...

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August 14, 2025 60 mins

 “What do you call a haunted house in Egypt?”

Isis. Protector of Pharaohs. Guardian of the Dead. Goddess of Magic. Perhaps the most influential of all Egyptian deities. So, what’s the deal with that whole getting rid of Ra to put her husband on the throne, thing? Not very Ma’at of her, if you ask us. 


Other topics include the fear-amids, mythological details regarding the timing of the Snake Bite Incident, a trouble pattern of c...

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July 29, 2025 40 mins

“My boy Osiris did nothing wrong.”

Nephthys: Wife of Set, goddess of the river. Right?

Other topics include names for Egyptian musical groups, Nephthys’ very stylish hat, winged-women being a good look, the most surreal group of midwives, the shifting trend of sibling marriage, late editions to the Nephthys myth, Darien not being even remotely fluent in German, another rewrite of The Kane Chronicles, things Riordan would rather do th...

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July 15, 2025 58 mins

“They don't got Ra on their side.” 

Catch a ride in one of your two posh solar rides and explore the many aspects of Ra.

Other topics include giving Riordan too much credit about why Ra would care about Walt, Darien taking taking a hard stance regarding the historical accuracy of the Genesis flood narrative, a call for someone to edit a few pages of the Riordan Wiki, the difference between scarab beetles and “shoe bugs,” the thr...

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“Thanks, Cleopatra…” 

Does order and chaos actually appear as themes in Ancient Egypt? Yes!

Other topics include the co-hosts again harping on Riordan not leaning into the Kanes representing chaos as a positive for ce, the state of Idaho being held together with duct tape and paperclips, DJ continuing being weirdly anti-sand, Darien’s fight to verify sources from Wikipedia, speculations around the sun, and Riordan dropping the ball o...

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"Gotta find the Rosetta Stone." 

Part two of the longest notes Darien has ever compiled for the show. 

Other topics include Egypt still being really old with a lot going on, DJ dropping the ball on the rule of threes, Darien spending a lot of time talking about powerful women, Egyptian cultural artifacts that aren’t in Egypt (but really should be), Google AI being terrible, and an announcement to never cite this podcast in ...

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“This is not a place for grieving; it is a place for rest.” 

Part one of the longest notes Darien has ever compiled for the show. 

Other topics include Egypt being really old with a lot going on, the true purpose of pyramids, Darien refusing to be distracted by DJ’s shenanigans, a brief pitstop to look up all Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, how annoying it would be to get call in for pyramid duty on your day off, celebrations of ...

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Thank you to everyone who came to see us Gem State Comic Con!

Our next episode into Egyptian mythology isn't ready yet, so please enjoy this recent ReMyth bonus episode about the first entry in EPIC the Musical. 

Thunderbolts* is Good and You Should See It bonus episode available NOW on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/musesofmythology


About Us

Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ ...

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“Riordan, will you just commit harder?!” 

And we close out the Kane Chronicles with Darien and DJ complaining about a book they claimed to have enjoyed.

Other topics include a real underwhelming “cost” for beating the big bad, DJ having two nickels, still waiting for a pay off for Ruby Kane’s “other gods” drop, wanting to see Riordan commit harder to his concepts, Darien’s favorite scene of the series, a defense of Chaos be...

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“Your toys look funner than mine!”

It’s book two of the Kane Chronicles! Was DJ right about Apophis taking over the Oracle of Delphi? No, of course not. 

Other topics include both host being bested by the book description, the framing device breaking down again, dreaming of the day when Riordan will finally tear down the walls, Sadie seriously over sharing, that fella Walt, acknowledging that Percabeth is, in fact, the greatest love ...

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 “All major snakes in mythology are just the same fucking snake.”

Time to enter the land of the pharaohs! Join Darien (she/they) and DJ (he/him) as they start their journey through Rick Riordan’s The Kane Chronicles. 

Other topics include a sort of muddy lore, DJ trying to uncover the mystery of why the Kane Chronicles audiobooks aren’t readily available, when exactly Bast was hanging out in Manhattan, a good, old fashioned “My God i...

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We're off for a while, so we're unlocking some favorites from the Patreon! Here's something from January 2023:

Darien's Take Two


Check out Standby Line's fabulous episode that inspired this accidental series: https://open.spotify.com/episode/56XCIkpuSMkDXX4jrMNo3n?si=sVv_tqWYR0qFuOggNusRYw 


About Us

Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.

Our music is A...

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We're off for a while, so we're unlocking some favorites from the Patreon! Here's something from January 2023:

Darien and DJ create Pokemon regions inspired by Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter. Only one of the siblings actually plays Pokemon. Can you guess which one?

Shout out to Standby Line Podcast for inspiring this episode! Listen here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/56XCIkpuSMkDXX4jrMNo3n?si=sVv_tqWYR0qFuOggNusR...

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We're off for a while, so we're unlocking some favorites from the Patreon! Here's something from May 2024: 

DJ is playing the Hades 2 early access. Darien has watched DJ play the Hades 2 early access. So let's talk about it!

Spoilers for the first five-ish hours of Hades 2


About Us

Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.

Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Hae...

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We're off for a while, so we're unlocking some favorites from the Patreon! Here's something from 2023!

Charlie (they/them) and Raye (they/them) from Of The Eldest Gods podcast swing by Bunker 9 for Darien's birthday bonus episode! We all lose our minds over Hades and Hades 2. Enjoy! 

NOTE: This episode was recorded after the first Hades 2 trailer dropped, but long before early access. 

Get more Charlie and Raye: ht...

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“Odin is a Horse Girl, confirmed.”

It’s episode 100!!! Tim (he/him) and AJ (he/they) from The Standby Line Podcast join the show to talk about (read: aggressively dunk on) Odin!

Other topics include the deal with runes, the Eye of Odin often being more prominent in media than Odin himself, Mimir being the “head guy,” Odin’s obsession with Undercover Boss, Frigg’s perplexing history, the goal of the show to be a ta...

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