Podsten Dunstcast

A low-energy episode about a low-energy movie, written by a guy who hasn't worked on movies before or since. This one has another Pete Campbell jump-scare. Happy 18th birthday to Kirsten Dunst - they made her a stripper in this one!

Bud once dressed as the Crow for Halloween. It's a pun-heavy episode, y'all. To listen to us talk about The Crow (1994), visit: Patreon.com/nooneworkhere

Andrew Fleming is the (auteur?) director of Hamlet 2, and also Dick. This movie gets a lot of mileage out of the President's chosen abbreviation for Richard. And it turns out we don't know much about history. RIP to the actor who plays Betsy's brother, Larry; he died in a cocoon of cum. And that's comedy.

Lapsed Lutheran, returning guest, and lead singer of The Lowcocks - Anne Oakley - meets Josh and Mal in Mount Rose, MN for the Sarah Rose Cosmetics American Teen Princess Pageant. Is Allison Janney THE BEST supporting actress? Isn't it great how women are so much funnier than men? This episode is sponsored by Miller Lite and RogerEbert.com.

Danny an Mal co-co-host in this episode! It's a movie for preteens about a heroic bear (called Grandfather?) who co-opts a caricature of an indigenous man in his quest for justice against against the poachers who killed his sister. Featuring real-life bad guy Zachary Ty Bryan! I cannot stress this enough: WE ARE NOT GOOD AT TALKING ABOUT INSENSITIVE FILMS!!!!

Jerilyn Jordan (disgraced writer, Swayzepod alumnus, and prior Kirsten Dunst lookalike) joins the pod while we cover a Kirsten Dunst classic about how a mom can do damage to her daughters. Or is it? The feminine gaze meets the male perspective in Sofia Copolla's directorial debut.

Assassin's Creed: Holocaust Edition. Jo [Forest Bakery] rejoins the boys at the work camp that is No One Work Here podcasts. Why is this movie taught in schools? Featuring disturbing conclusions about living in a post-genocide society.

The Dunst Boys try to get to the bottom of why we have so many Tom Sawyer adaptations. This one is a poorly animated surprise musical! It's bad at talking about slavery, and so are we. Talk about whitewashing a fence. Shout out to Jim French!

Little guy expert, Shane Stroud, regales us with his boundless knowledge. It's a pretty good follow-up to Gremlins, and has something to say about the toy-to-military-industrial-complex pipeline! Shane even pitches the perfect sequel. Is this Kirsten's first movie where she's the girl prize?

Another in the short collection of Soviet-era short, animated features. This one has the same source material as Frozen! It's a Matryoshka doll of a story

We made it to the Ghibli movie! Camilla Skill and co-host, Mal, join your humble host in another foray into foreign animation. Our queen is CULTURED! It's a film about a girl who's old enough to move out and get a job, but still needs a new Mommy and Auntie to help her make the transition. Are the themes problematic? Did Kirsten Dunst ever really meet Phil Hartman? DO YOU WANT TO MEET HOT CROWS IN YOUR AREA??

Get your blueprints out: it's time to tackle teenage pregnancy through an intersectional Christian lens.

Keegan and CJ show up and do their thing while we talk about a semi-prophetic Movie About Making Movies. Kirsten does some meta-acting. Maybe-President Coach tries to save the world from the pedophilic incumbent president. Willie Nelson plays a character who writes a psy op song about Shoes. Woody Harrelson is also there.

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Mal joins Josh and Danny in covering an a-historic animated flick that transforms the anger of the proletariat into the influence of demons. Kirsten Dunst plays Young Anastasia (for maybe 5 lines of "dialogue?"). Mal loves the movie. Danny "knows history." Your humble host is disturbed by Disney (and Disney-adjacent) politics. How do y'all think Don BLuth feels about FOX getting bought by The Mouse?