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October 31, 2024 171 mins

Happy Halloween Y'all! Trick or Treat!


What is the maddest thing a man can do? No. Not die. It's releasing an unedited podcast episode! Duh. The Horror!!!


This special is even more chaotic than usual, if you can imagine. It is 3 hours of pure, undiluted, unedited poetical puddle jumping but I don't think we actually got around to talking about poetry. We are pretty funny. Figures lol I guess the Spotify Genre Sibyls were right about me after all. I do cry at the end, so you have that to look forward to. (If you happen to notice similarities in my sappy speech to a certain trenchcoated angel's final words, do not be alarmed. I'm only a thief.)


Thank you for letting me do this. I regret to inform you it will happen again. Happy Halloween y'all! You've changed my life for the better.


My Victims:

Jason O'Toole

Claire Conroy

Greg Glen

John Compton

Jaime Lilley

Eliseo


(My first chapbook, Yellow Rose Effigy, is out now!)


Good people doing good things ---> INARA Cease Fire Today, MAP, Islamic Relief for Palestine, The Ghassan Abu Sittah Children's Fund


Demine the Ukraine, Legacy of War Foundation


Doctors without Borders, UNHCR, Food Not Bombs


Random Acts Natural Disaster Recovery


**Hey hey, btw, all those do gooders I link to? They have no idea who I am and have nothing to do with me. I just think they're neat.


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