S4 E24: It Won't Cost Much

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Conor Perkins (00:00):
Last night.

Caroline Aimetti (00:01):
Oh my God.
What is that?
You went to Chili's?

I got the stirrers.
I got one of each.
I ordered Elphaba one.
Erin ordered the Glinda one.
They were both tasty.
They were both huge.
Six dollars.
They're both six dollars.
That's all month long.
I did not.
So the waiter came and he heput a straw in my Elphaba
margarita.

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And that was a bad idea becauseall of the liquor was sinking
to the bottom.
And these things are huge,obviously.
So I drank half of this thing.
I couldn't finish it.
I was drunk last night.
I was drunk.
It was me, Erin, and my dad atChili's, and I was drunk.
I came back.
I was full-on drunk last nightprepping this episode.

So oh my God.

Yeah, no, God was in that Chili's.

Hello, and welcome to Poor Unfortunate
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I'm Caroline Aimetti.

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Yes.
So this is our final wild cardepisode of season four.

We made it.
I thought we would never makeit.

I didn't think we would either.

We're here.

And then our last episode of the season will be
our hundredth episode, which Iguess is technically a wild card
episode as well.
But this is the first of twowild card episodes that will
close out season four.
And this is the non-100thepisode version, obviously.
But we are coming at you with,for the first time, I think,

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like kind of in a while, a brandnew game.

Yeah.
We felt like we owed that toyou all.
We thought of like kind ofreusing a couple of games that
you all really enjoyed.
But I think to close out theseason, we needed something
we've never done before.
So Conor had the really greatidea of doing our own version of
the price is right for Disney.

Yeah, but we're not doing the prices right
because that's the pricetrademarked.

So the price is correct.

I've been I've been calling this game it won't
cost much.

I love it.

From poor unfortunate souls.
So it's it's our price matchinggame.
Yeah.
So uh we've each come up with10 different items across Disney
parks, Disney merchandise, andDisney films, TV, and Broadway
that we will put up anddescribe, and then the other

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person has to guess how much itcosts.

So yeah.

Uh, and we have some rules and everything.
I feel like the best way to dothis is for one of us to do all
of ours.

I think so too.

And then the other one.

Yeah.

I'll start.

Great.

I'll give to you first.

Okay.
I love it.

Great.
So this is it won't cost much aDisney price matching game.
This is Conor's edition.
So I have 10 things to give todearest Caroline.

Oh, goody.
So because I'm crazy, I waslike Also, when you sent me a
voice memo describing this, Iwas like, how I'm gonna I'm
gonna explain this.

So in the rules of price matching, you want to
try and get as close to theexact price without going over.
So if you go over what theactual price is, you get zero
points because we have to havepoints.
Right.
If you hit the exact price,like on the dot, you get five
points.
If you are under the price butwithin a dollar, you get four

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points.
If you're under the price butwithin five dollars, you get
three points.
Under the price within tendollars, you get two points.
And then if you're under theprice, but it's by more than ten
dollars, you get one point.
So basically, like when indoubt, guess a penny.

Aim low.
Yeah.
Yeah.

Right, right.
Um, and I base these points offof like $100.
So we can adjust accordingly.
So like by that I mean whenwe're talking about like budgets
for something where it would bein the millions.

Yep.

If you're under the price within a million, it's
four points.
If you're under the pricewithin five million, it's three
points.
Like that sort of that we'lladjust that way.

That's perfect.

Because I feel like that's because to be like,
well, what?

Yeah, please.

Yeah, it would be it would be like a little
insane.

I am going to be nowhere near accurate enough
to even try to do that.
So please have mercy.
We're gonna see how I amnotoriously like when I would
stay homesick from school andlike play along, I'm very, very
bad at this game.

Oh, I think I am too.
So I don't know why we're doingthis.

I was very bad at this, and like when we were
in school and we had to countlike the MMs in the jar.
Oh, yeah.

Terrible at that, too.

Beyond, like beyond off, like never close.
So this will be great.

So you're gonna witness us be extremely terrible
at this, and hopefully you'llbe better.
But the way that I've donethis, I don't know how you've
necessarily done it, but I chosea bunch of things that I feel
like Caroline, you would want aslike price.

So because, oh, that's what we were gonna
mention too is like this feelssort of fitting, is we're
heading into the holidayshopping season.
Obviously, some things aren'tgonna be in budget for any of
us, but who knows?
Maybe there will be a fewthings in here that will be some
ideas for some holidayshopping, or we can just pretend
we're buying them and winningthem.

Absolutely.
How about that?
Absolutely.

Okay.

So we're gonna start with our merchandise
category.
And I have four in thiscategory for you to guess.
Yes.
I'm so excited.

I'm scared.

So here is the first item.

Oh my god.

This is the orange bird.
I have my my notes right here.
Thank you.
Yes.
Orange bird plush hat foradults from the Disney store.

Okay.

Bring out your sunniest disposition with this
adorable orange bird plush hatwith super soft, detailed plush
sculpting, embroidered features,and cute 3D beak and leaves.
This chipper chapeau has aself-stick chin strap to make
for a comfy fit createdespecially for Walt Disney World

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Resort, inspired by theSunshine Tree Terrace at Walt
Disney World's Magic Kingdom.
So, for those of you who can'tsee what this is, this is a
detailed plush sculpted hat ofthe orange bird with embroidered
features, a 3D plush beak, 3Dfabric leaves at the top, and a
self-stick fabric chin strap.

Okay, before I guess the price, I have three
things to say.
Number one, Halloween costumenext year.
Number two, this woman lookscray cray wearing this.
And number three, imagineputting this on in the Florida
heat.
Are you kidding me?
Why would you sell this topeople?
See, I have stroke.

I have a I have a Donald Duck plush hat that's
very similar to this.
And I got it because therereally weren't any Donald Duck
hats.

Wow, wow.

And uh it's hot.
It's hot.

Wow.
Okay.
Gee.
All right.
Wow.
I don't really have a goodsense of this.
Okay, but I want to aim low.

I will, I will give you a reference that we are
looking for a hundred dollarsor less.

Okay, I figured, I figured.
Okay.
Okay.
I am going to say, but is thattoo high?
Ooh, I don't want to go over,so I should I should lowball it.
I should lowball it.
Okay.
I am going to say that this is$37.99.

I'm just gonna write this down.

Uh-huh.

All right, so we're locking in at $37.99.
The actual retail price of thisis $39.99.
This is so stupid.

This is so ridiculous.
Oh my gosh, now I know how thepeople on the show must feel
when they're actually gonna winreal stuff.

I know.
Okay.

Oh my god, that is satisfying.
Wow, great.

So wait, based on my point system, uh-huh.
You weren't within a dollar,but you were within five.
So that's three points, right?

Yes.

Three points for a minute.

My brain was like 45, but I'm like, no, no,
no, that might be a little bittoo high.

No, good, good on you, good on you.

Okay.

All right, you ready for your next item?

I'm so ready.

This is the Gargoyle Light Up Magnetic
Shoulder Plush, also availablefrom Disney Store.

Yeah.

This irresistible gargoyle light up magnetic
shoulder plush is what all thesmartest mortals will be wearing
this season.
Inspired by one of theluminaries from the Haunted
Mansion attraction, he can siton your shoulder when you place
the included magnetic pad underyour shirt, give his little leg
a squeeze, and his candles lightup.

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So soft and huggable withauthentic embroidered details,
he makes a truly hauntingaccessory.
This is created especially forthe Walt Disney World Resort and
Disneyland Resort, inspired byDisney's The Haunted Mansion
attraction at Disneyland andWalt Disney World's Magic
Kingdom.
And it is part of the DisneyHaunted Mansion Ghost Host
collection this season.

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It is a six-inch gargoyle plushfigure, if you're not able to
see this, with a metal plate inits seat, and it includes a
magnetic fabric disc that youput underneath your shirt,
embroidered features, detailedplush sculpting, soft fuzzy
fabrics, and you can squeeze itsleg to make the flames light
up.
All right.

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How much do you think that thisis?

The fact that the flames light up changes it a
little bit for me.
I feel like that's gonna up theprice a little bit.

True, true.

Then maybe a typical shoulder buddy, which
interestingly I don't have avery good sense of the.

Oh, I'll also say this is another one we're
looking for a hundred dollars orless.

Okay.
Typical shoulder buddy price.
Disney.
Could probably charge more than$25 for this, but like again,
we wanna we wanna hit under.
But is like is $17.99 toocheap?
My I think that what the answeris that it's somewhere in the

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20s.
I don't think it's 30, but Idon't 100% know where.
Therefore, I am going to say$19.99.

All right, $19.99.
That's your final answer.

That's my final answer.

And the actual retail price is $34.99.

She's expensive.

She's expensive.

Oh wow.
Wow, she's expensive.

That's one point for you.

Damn.
Damn, $35 for $35 for that.
I mean, but the like I said,those candles light up.
I should have known.

Those candles light up.
I know.
Okay.
I know.

All right.

All right.
You ready for your next one?

Yeah, I'm ready.

This is the Ray Skywalker Legacy Lightsaber Hilt
from the Disney store.
This Legacy Lightsaber hilt isa detailed recreation of the one
wielded by the Jedi Master RaySkywalker and comes direct from
Star Wars Galaxy's Edge at WaltDisney World and Disneyland.
The distinctive design with itsfabric element features sound

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effects and illuminates yellowwhen you attach one of our
lightsaber blades soldseparately.
The hilt comes in a lineddisplay case with the Alliance
Starbird symbol on the front.
It was created especially forWalt Disney World Resort and
Disneyland Resort, inspired byStar Wars Galaxy's Edge at Walt
Disney World and Disneyland.
It includes the white hilt casewith hinge lid and lined

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interior, Alliance Starbirdsymbol on front of the case, a
push switch on the hilt toactivate lightsaber noises and
illuminate the yellow attachablelightsaber blade, which is sold
separately.
Don't forget it.
And we are looking for $5,000or less for this item.

Oh.
Well, I have a question aboutthe ranges that you're offering
me.
Like you la last time you weresaying a hundred and under.
Like, would you ever say to mea thousand and under?
Or are we kind of like, are thecategories very large?
Do you know what I'm asking?

Like, uh yes.
This one I'm leavingpurposefully large because this
is this is one of the so it'slike, so if I I I should be, I
should be nicer.
I should be nicer.

Okay.

This we're looking for $2,000 or less.

Okay.
So this is like, is thelightsaber itself, like the the
yellow, a separately sold yellowpiece.
Is that the kind of thing thatyou is it you can only get that
at like the workshop?
Or could I buy that on theDisney store website too?
Do you know that?

I don't know if you can buy it in the Disney
store website.
I didn't look.

Interesting.

I might be able to, but these legacy lightsaber
hilts for reference for you,these are the ones when you go
to Doc Andars, these are theones that are behind the glass
counter that you are like onlypermitted to like ask to see
three or three to five of them,I think, to like hold and see

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how you like them.
And like that's it.
But and then they get takenaway from you.
They're very like these aren'tthe ones that are very stunning.

Look at that.
That's really cool.

Yeah, it's got like the click wheel thing.
These aren't like the plasticones that are you're just
grabbing off of a shelf in anaisle.

Yeah, okay.

I'll I'll be I'll be kinder.
I'll be kinder.
$1,000 or less.

Okay.
Okay.
Hmm.
What would Disney think is theline for this?
That's like it tells you howexclusive it is, but is still
something that is like sort of,I mean, there is no line for
that in Disney in the parks,especially anymore.
Of like, what's like can peopleactually afford to buy so I'm
gonna say ooh, I'm like dancingin like the 400 to 600 zone, and

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like I don't even know.
Like let's say, is that toomuch?
I mean, to me, that's wild.
Like, isn't that the price ofan entire lightsaber?
I've never made one.
Um you don't have to help me.
It's okay.
Am I like way off?
Is that why you want to helpme?

Well, no, I'm just trying to make sure that
I'm being like super duper fairto you because I'm like, that's
all I have given you a lot interms of range.

Okay, so it's I mean the the 400 to 600 zone
is like feels a little crazy tome, but I'll give you a clue.
Okay.

Many people do go to Galaxy's Edge and buy one of
these legacy lightsaber hillsright then and there.

Okay, okay, that helps.
But this isn't the fulllightsaber.

Okay.
It is certainly a very, verypremium collector's item.
But you were right to bethinking there is a there is a
cap on how much people arewilling to spend when they're in
a theme park.

Okay.
Okay.
Then oh, is this too high?
But my my brain keeps goingback to this, so I'm gonna.
I'm errr.
Now I'm in the 175 to 300 zoneand I'm trying to place it.
I'm gonna say 179.99.

179.99.
And that's your final answer?

It's my final answer.

159.99.

Damn it! Okay.
Well, I'm glad to hear that.

Yeah.
So unfortunately, no points foryou.
But the upside is to feel alittle affordable.

Right.

I don't know what I'm saying, given that I have
no money right now.

Okay, interesting.
Okay.
Well, when you first thank Godyou gave me the range, because
at first I was like $3,000?
I know.

I was like, and then I was like, no.

I was like eight, nine hundred dollars.

Listeners, please be gentle with me.
I'm trying to figure out how toplay this game.
We're working this out as we'replaying.

Yes, we are, we are.
And I'm trying to be fair.

Do you are you feeling like I'm being fair to
you?

Oh, yeah, 100%.
Okay.
Okay.

I don't want you to think I'm being mean.

No, no, no.
You're being very helpful.

Because I can be mean if you want to.

Yes, I'm actually surprised by how if I'm
being honest, I'm beingsurprised by how helpful you're
being.

Maybe it's because I got like kicked in the
head or something like that.
All right, you ready for yourlast merchandise item?

No, this is fun.
I want more merch.
I like all the things you gotme so hard.

I know the merch the merch is good.

The merch is my favorite part.
We know this.
Okay.

Next up is a Hyacinth Hippo and Ben Alligator
pullover for women fromCakeworthy.

Oh, wow.
Yep, I thought so.

Dance the hours away with our Disney's Dance of
the Hours crew neck.
This cozy crew neck features afront graphic of Disney's
Hyacinth Hippo and Disney's BenAlligator with Disney's Fantasia
printed on the back.
Now I will say there areopportunities for bonus points
with this one.

Ah, okay.

Because I am looking for the price from
Cakeworthy's website.

Okay.

However, this item is also currently on sale
and it is also available throughthe Disney store website.
So first off, we're gonna lookfor the cake worthy price.

Original price.

The original price.

Okay.

And then I'll give you opportunities for bonus
points if you can guess thesale price and the Disney store
price.

Oh, okay.
Well shoot.
Okay.
Cake worthy.
We know.
We love, but we know.
Um it's a pullover.
It's like sweatshirty material,right?
It's not like spirit jerseymaterial.

No, it's not a spirit jersey.

Okay.
So I'm gonna say I think itmight be more than this, but I'm
afraid of going over.
I'm gonna say $49.99.
I think it might be a littlebit more, but I'm afraid.

Is that your final answer?

No, never mind.
Um, I changed my mind.
I think it's $54.99.

$54.99.
That's your final answer.

Final answer.

On Cake Worthy's website, this product is $32.50.

Oh, what?

I know.

We just bought wicked flannels for like $70.

Don't talk about that.

You're gonna find out that we did that
eventually.
So I think that I might mentionthat.
Wait.

Mom, if you're listening, I sold stuff so that
I could afford it.
I sold things.

Oh my god, damn.
Okay, we'll shoot.

Yeah.
Okay, so now opportunities forbonus points.
Knowing what this item, theoriginal retail price of this is
on Cakeworthy, $32.50.
It's currently on sale.
How much do you think it is onsale for on Cakeworthy's
website?

Hmm.
Let's say it's like $27.95.

Final answer.

They do pretty good sales.
Yeah, final answer.

Unfortunately, no points for you.
The sale price is $22.75 rightnow.

Wow, this is giving me hope.
I'm not gonna lie to you rightnow.
Like, huh.

Okay.
So you haven't gotten anypoints from this one.

Okay, darn.

But there's still a chance for you to redeem it
if you can guess what Disneystore is currently selling this
item for.

Can I ask you if it's more or less than the
original price?

What do you think Disney would do?

Probably in general more.
But now maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe I'm cynical.
But why would they do that?

Follow your instincts.

Okay.
And this isn't there, and we'renot thinking about any sales
happening on the Disney storewebsite.

There is no sale happening on the Disney Store
website.
On Cakeworthy, this item wasoriginally this price.

Okay.

Which is not the same as it was being sold on
Disney Store for.
And Cakeworthy is selling it at$22.75 right now on sale.

Right.

While this item is also not on sale and
currently at the original retailprice that Disney Store had it
at.

Go directly to the brand, y'all.

Exactly.
That's the lesson here.

Yeah.

Let's say What do you think Disney Store's
selling it for?

And let's say $39.99.

Final answer.

Final answer.

Disney Store is selling this item for $64.99.
Double the original retailprice.

Oh, see.
So my original thinking, wow.
Yeah.

So you get one point.

Wow.
That was a roller coaster ride.

I know.

I don't know what to think about any of this,
to be honest with you.
Wow.

I know.
And I think that's why I had toinclude this because this is
this was a wild, because I waslike, oh, I saw this on Disney
Store.
I'm like, $64.99.
I was like, oh, and I waslooking and I was like, I'm
gonna go on Cakeworthy to see ifit's the same because I didn't
want to be fair.
And then I saw that it is verymuch not the same.
And I was like, whoa, this iswild.

Wow.

If you are looking on the Disney Store
website at a collaboration witha brand, double check through
that brand's website.

That's I mean, the original price is very
good.
That sale price is amazing.

The sale price is fantastic.

That's a deal.

The cake worthy sales don't sleep on them,
folks.
You can sometimes you can getsome of their flannels when
they're on sale.
I got a flannel for like 10bucks.

Sign up for their like techs and crap.
Like I've gotten 20% off fromthat.
Yeah, they're they'll give youa deal.
I'll I'll say that.
Yeah.

They will.
All right.
Next category.

Okay.

We are going to the parks.

Okay.

And I have four items for you.

I'm locked in.
Let's go.

The first is a 60-minute fire and ice hot stone
massage and pool access resortpass from the Swan and Dolphin
Resort at Walt Disney World.
This includes a hot basaltstone massage with cooling gels
and paraffin on the back, mediumpressure detoxifies, eases

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stress, and relieves achingmuscles through contrast therapy
for deep relaxation.
A 60-minute facial.
Access to the Mandara spaamenities, including a steam
room, tea garden relaxationroom, meditation garden, lockers
with showers, robes, slippers,and towels, a complimentary
glass of wine, champagne, ormimosa, and discount on spa

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retail purchases, access to allof the resort pools, which are
amazing.
Complimentary Wi-Fi, andcomplementary self-parking.
How much do you think thisresort pass would be?

So it's a massage, a facial.

It's a massage, a facial.
A glass of wine, full access tothe spa amenities, full access
to the pool, complementaryWi-Fi, complementary
self-parking.

All right.
I mean, an hour massage canalready run you like $300.
Maybe a little bit less, maybe$250.
Facial, probably $200.
And then the access they'regonna a little wine, a little
pool access.
Are we working with a thousandand under?

Oh, I should I should say.
Um you're looking, we're gonnalook.
I'm gonna give you this range.
$500 and under.

Well hot dog! Are you serious?

Yeah.

Oh my god!

This might be like the the secret deal that I
found of Disney property.

Oh, because I was like $800.
Okay.

No, you're looking $500 and under.

But how?
Okay.
They should be charging youlike not for nothing.
Don't tell them that's not agood thing.
Sorry, sorry.
They you should be making itfree.
Um but is it in now?
I'm like, is it in the 300s?
Doesn't seem possible, butmaybe it's like a hundred bucks
for the massage, hundred bucksfor the facial, hundred bucks

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for everything else, kind ofthinking.
Um but no, no.
I'm gonna say I'm gonna shoottoo high.
I don't wanna, I want points.
I want points.
I know what I actually think,but I fear it may be too high.
Um, so I'm gonna go lower.
Let's say let's say $379.99.

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I actually think it's more inlike the 430s zone, but I'm
afraid of going too high.


Yes.

The actual retail price for this is $230.

Are you messing with me?
No way!

I'm not messing with you.

At most spas, you can't even get an hour
massage for that price.

I know.
I know.
No, wild, right?

I'm going there now.

I know.
I'm going there.
Like all of the people, if youcan't get into the Grand
Floridian spa, pack up your shitand go to the Swan and Dolphin.

I've also heard Mandara Spa is really
nice.

Like, I was looking at the pictures and I'm
like, this is amazing.

And you know, I think the Swan and Dolphin
pool is amazing.

Yeah, I was looking at their prices for
their resort pass.
Also, fun fact the Swan andDolphin is the only Disney hotel
that offers a resort.
I recommend a day pass at thepool.
They have cabanas that you canrent.
They have like they've got thebar.

It's a it's a 10 out of 10.

They've also, and they've got a bunch of
different tiers on their resortpass of like different things
that you can get that someinclude even like a waiter, like
your own private waiter poolside for you.
Wow.
But yeah, this I think is likethe deal of all deals that I
never would have thought to lookfor.

Now everybody's gonna know.

I don't even believe it.
That means that everybody wouldlisten to our podcast, so that
would be true.

True.
A massage and a facial, though?

A massage, a facial, and access to the pool.

In New York City, you cannot get an hour
massage for this price.

Yeah.
That's well, yeah.

Wow.
Okay.
This is giving me hope.

Yeah.
All right.
Next up.

Yeah.
Okay.

I think you might have a shot at this one.

I think so too.

This is the 2025 Walt Disney World Resort
refillable mug.
So it is a 16-ounce insulatedplastic coffee mug, and it
entitles guests to unlimitedfree refills on fountain drinks,
coffee, and tea fromparticipating beverage locations
at Disney resorts for thelength of their stay, up to 14
days.
The current design featuresMickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy,

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and Goofy in a car on a roadtrip to Disney World.
The lid and handle colorvariants are neon pink, green,
blue, and orange.
And we are looking for $100 orless as our range here.

Yes.
And this price has increasedsince I started buying these.
And now I'm trying to remember.
But it's always an amount thatI'm like, I'm not even gonna
think about it.
I'm gonna buy it.
So I think I okay.
Don't understand.

Also, I have to say, Daisy in this car is so
giving you vibes right now.
Actually, Donald and Daisy inthis car is fully us doing a
Disney vacation.
And we're not getting there forme, and I'm cranky, and you're
just vibes.

I'm just like, whatever.
I believe all right, I thinkit's $27.99.



The actual retail price is $22.99.

Oh my god.

So unfortunately, no points.

This is like the Mandela effect for me.

I know.

I'm just like tack $10 more dollars onto
everything in Disney, but it'snot true.

It's some of it's not true.

No wonder I always buy that.
Look how cheap it is.
Even if I like never use it.

Yeah.

Even if I never filled it with anything.
Wow, for a minute I was likegonna say $24.99.
I was like, no, no, it's more$23.

$23.
$23.
It's a good deal.
It's a good deal.

I'm kind of shook.

Yeah.

I'm kind of shook.

Yeah.

But I'm I'm overshooting everything and I'm
getting no points.

Well, I think you might have some small.
You might have some luck onthis next one.

Okay.

This is the concierge tomorrow tower suite
on the Disney Treasure.

Oh, God.

I priced this out.
So these dates are as of lastnight for a seven-night Western
Caribbean cruise from PortCanaveral, September 5th through
12th, 2026 for four adults.

So in like a year, less than a year.
Okay.
We have time.

Experience the height of luxury in this
two-story pent house perchedhigh in the ship's forward
funnel above the upper decks.
Inspired by Epcot at WaltDisney World Resort, the
Tomorrow Tower Suite featuresavant-garde design, dynamic art
pieces, molten metal accents,and colorful stained glass, with
nearly 2,000 square feet ofspace, private elevator access,

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stunning floor-to-ceiling views,and room for up to eight
guests.
This suite is your gateway tounforgettable adventures at sea.
The suite details are you gettwo main bedrooms, a
library/slash bedroom, and achildren's room, four and a half
bathrooms, including two mainbathrooms with double sinks,

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standalone bathtubs, and walk-inrain showers.
The children's room has its ownbathroom with shower.
The library bedroom area ondeck 14 has a full bathroom with
double sinks and a shower.
And there is also an extrabathroom at the entry.
A large two-story living area.
A grand spiral staircase withthe coolest freaking art piece

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ever, like at the base of thestaircase that is the geosphere
of the Epcot ball that lights upat night in the colors.

Wow, wow.
Stunning.

A library that can serve as an additional
bedroom with its own fullbathroom, double sinks, and
shower, an open dining salon,pantry and wet bar stocked with
water and sodas, walk-in closetin both main bedrooms, and you
get the full upgraded amenitiesand concierge benefits for
exclusive access, pre-arrivalservices, and shipboard

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services.
How much do you think thisseven nights stay in these?
This is this is the mostexpensive suite aboard the
Disney Treasure.

And it's seven nights.
Okay.

Seven nights, four guests.
We are looking for a hundredthousand dollars or less.

Okay.
I feel like I saw someconcierge prices when I was
looking for my cruise, and butwe were only looking at like
four night cruises.
And I want to say that thosewere around like 27,000, 30,000,
I want to say.
Oh, okay.

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Okay.
I thought that's what the laughwas.
I was like, No, no, no.

I'm just like 27,000.
I'm like 20,000.

I mean, it's I mean, yeah, yeah, man.

Like, it's like what I could do with $27,000.

But you know, but yeah, now that I'm starting
to say that, I'm like, fourpeople, no, it would probably,
it's gotta be like $10,000 each,right?
Because it includes all of theis that too much though?
No, people would do that.
You get like your own butler.
Okay.
My god, this is so not even inthe realm of the world that I

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live in that I'm like, I don'teven know.

That's why I want this for you.
Let's win this prize, baby.

Yeah, that uh imagine the pressure if like I
could actually win this if I gotit right.
I would I would deflate.
Like I can't even.
Girl.
Yeah.
Um, oh my god.
And these people have to likethink uh quickly.
I I could never, I could never.
This now I know that being onthat game show is not for me.
Um I'm gonna this is truly, I'mI'm I'm just like confusing

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myself at this point.
$45,000.
No, that's crazy.
Right?
$40,000.


Yes, final answer.

The actual retail price is $53,534.76.

I should be stuck with $45.

Uh, yeah, if you had stuck with 45, you would
have gotten an extra pointbecause of how we would have
just-damn it.

Oh, crap.

But you get one point.

All right.

You didn't go over.

Yeah, I know.

You didn't go over.

45.
But I I should have said 45.

It's okay.

If I could turn back time.
I'm sorry, it didn't win it forus.
We are not going on the Disneytreasure.
I am so sorry.

It's okay.
One dollar, Bob.
One dollar.

One dollar, Bob.

All right.
And this is your last thingfrom the parks.
Also, I like threw the cruisein there as well, but I it feels
like parks.

I'm just like fumbling my way through this.

Well, let's see how you do with this one.
You should know this one.
Fuck you.

I'm gonna be actually ill.
Ew, with that.
I had like awful like Ken'sfucking dress.
Ew, I'm gonna throw off.

So I'm so sorry.
Uh, this is the mini corn dog'sentree from Casey's Corner in
Magic Kingdom Walt Disney World.
Uh, the reason why Caroline ishaving such an averse reaction
to this is because uh she gotfood poisoning from me.

These ruined my bachelorette trip.
Like, not just like starting tobe TMI, not just sick ones
people, like it was it was overfor me after I ate these fucking
things.
Okay, like every time I hear Ievery time like they have the
cute little graphics onInstagram of like, I'm I'm a
Mickey pretzel, I'm a corndognugget.

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I'm like, what is wrong withyou?
Why would you be that?

I just I really wanted to see, I really wanted
to see the experience of goingfrom the high of the
top-of-the-line cruise shipmoment to this.

They're just like poisonous little pellets.

Look at them.

Like, ugh, they're just little turds.

I don't know, they look tasty to me.

Yeah.

So this is the entree.
So the menu has changed alittle bit, um, but this is now
an official entree.

Oh my god, I just got an actual chill.
I got a chill.

It is served with a choice of French fries or
cutie's mandarin.
How much do you think this is?
And we are looking for $35 andunder.

Uh-huh.
Oh my god.
The devil's number six, 666.
Okay, so this is.
I'm so sorry.
It just comes with the side,right?
We're not talking about themeal.

This, no, this is the meal.
It doesn't come as it doesn'tcome as a it comes with French
fries.

Oh, but no drink.
Okay.

No drink.
Excuse.
I know.

Um 1099.



Actual retail price is 1099.
No, no, I don't want to win theYou won the corn dog nine.
This couldn't have gone anybetter.

Oh my God.
I couldn't even win theFantasia sweatshirt, but I won
the corn dog.

You're won the corn dog nuggets.
Oh my God.
This is fun.

Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I hate, I hate you so much.
I hate you.
The only thing I'm leaving thisgame with is the thing of
corndog nuggets.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.

Well, you're also you're also leaving with the
orange bird hat because you gotthree points for that.
You're pretty close.

Chalk that up to fuck my life up in the jar.

You can wear your hat.
You can wear your like sweatyorange bird hat while you're
chowing down the bottom.

While you're just like vomming up corn dog
nuggets.
That's me, baby.
That's me in a nutshell.

Oh my god.

This is cursed.
I hate it.
I hate it.
Really much.
I can only guess the price oflike the things you don't
absolutely do not want.
Of the crap items.
Oh god.

All right.
Oh my god.
And so we're in our lastcategory.
So this is the last two things.
We've got movies, TV, andtheater.
First up, we are looking forRobert Downey Jr.'s base salary
for Avengers and this is beforebackend profits, residuals, etc.

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This is his upfront payment.

Okay.

And we're looking in the millions range.

Yes, I thought so, obviously.

$75 million to $1 million in that range.

Okay.
I just thought about likecollecting that movie, and I'm
like, that's why I put this onhere.

I want you to win this.

Okay.
I know some very random uhother Disney actors' salaries.
So for example, I know that TheRock made like 22 mil for like
the Jungle Cruise movie.

Jesus.

And I'm thinking, like, he's a big box
office draw, but so is RobertDowney Jr.
And Robert Downey Jr.
has been playing Iron Man for areally long time.
So I'm thinking he's gotta bemore than that.
But I don't want to go over.
Oh, but there's a lot of actorsin this movie.
So let's keep that in mind aswell.
A lot of big names, big Marvelcharacters.
Could it be less?

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Plus, he's done a lot of them.
Could it be less than 22?
I don't think it could.
Or could it?
I want to go under because Iwant some points.
And this isn't the millions.
So let's say I'm just gonna,I'm gonna lowball it.
20 million dollars.



His base salary was $20 million.
So you win you won $20 million.

And one of the leads in a marbles film.
And core dog nuggets and anorange bird hat.

And an orange bird hat.
Yeah, so this is his basesalary.
So Robert Downey Jr., he wasvery, very smart very early on
in his contract to see when theywere doing Iron Man to see like
what they were doing.
And he was like, You're doingthe Avengers.
And so he had he like workedinto some of his negotiations

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early on that he got a lot inthe back pay.
So his base salary was onething, but that he got a lot
more from uh like residualincome, merchandising, like that
sort of stuff.
So ultimately he made around$75 million for Avengers
Endgame, but 20 million was thebase salary, which means he made

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almost twice as much after itwas already done.

Wow.

Yeah.
All right, and my last item foryou.
This is the film budget forRodgers and Hammerstein's
Cinderella 1997, which youshould know.
I know this! I said it out loudmyself.

Yeah.
But what the hell was it?

So this film aired November 2nd, 1997 on
ABC's Wonderful World of Disney.
Executive producers wereWhitney Houston, Deborah Martin
Chase, Craig Zedan, Neil Marin,and David R.
Ginsburg.
It had a star-studded cast thatincluded Brandy, Whitney
Houston, Whoopi Goldberg, PaoloMontelban, Bernadette Peters,

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Jason Alexander, Victor Garber,Natalie DeSell, and Vianne Cox.
And it is one of the mostexpensive made-for-television
movies that has ever been madeat the time.

Right.
But also, Whoopi had to get herown jewels.
And they wouldn't hire moreextras.

Yes.
So we are looking in themillions range.

Okay.

One million dollars to a hundred million
dollars.

Wow.
I'm gonna get this very wrong.
I can feel it already.
Um and I hate to get anythingwrong that has to do with this
movie.
I really do.
God, I love this movie so much.

I know.
When I saw this picture of herat the camera, I was just like,
it makes me so happy.

I mean, ah the tool.
Oh man, I am not sure.
And I have said it literally,the the price, the number has
come out of my mouth, I'm prettysure, on this podcast in season
one.
My God's telling me $40million.

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But who knows?
I don't I have no sense ofwhether that's too high or too
low.
And it's crazy to think aboutthat and know that Robert Downey
Jr.
made 20 million playing.
I mean, I God.

I mean, it's also a different time, too.

True.
But there are we've got amazingcostumes, all-star cast, one of
the most expensive made-for-TVmovies.
Maybe I should just follow mygut.
Follow the Roll and Fiddley D.
Um, $40 million.


Yes.

Rogers and Hammerstein, Cinderella, 1997,
starring Whitney Houston andBrandy.

It's gonna be less.

The budget was $12 million.

Right.
Fuck.
That's insane.
Like that's insane.

Half of Robert Downey Jr.'s base pay for the
whole damn thing.

And it looks like that.
Honestly, incredible.
Like, actually incredible.

Truly.

Wow.

So when all is said and done, you get 16
points.

Okay.
All right.
It's not zero.
And I thought that there was achance.

It's not zero.
You got two exact right on themonies.
And then do you want to do youwant a bonus?

Yeah.
I gave you a bonus.
I have a bonus for you too.

Here's a bonus one.
This is not so much for you asit is for me.
And um for our listeners aswell.

It's like the fucking Tower of Terror or some
shit.

No.
It is.
It is Glinda's prop replicabubble wand.
From the Noble collection.
From the Noble collection thatwas just announced this a week
ago.

See, I purposely didn't click on this
when you showed it to me becauseI'm like, nope, we're not even
gonna think about it.

I didn't I tell you how much it was though?
I think I did.

And you were like, it's you were it was less
than you thought it would be.

Yes.
So we're looking at $100 to$1,000 that range.

$129.99.

Final answer?

Yeah, final answer.
$210.
Well, at least I was under.

You were under.

I'm scared now.
You see me?
I'm like a little chicken.

So that's 17 points now.

Wow.

And see how affordable that is, and what a
fantastic Christmas present thatwould make for me.
And how beautiful it would lookon my right over there.
I mean, what I really need theNoble Collection to do is also
announce that they are doing afull-size prop replica of the
broom so that I can get both andI can them on my wall.

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Oh my God.
Uh so there, there you go.
That's that's your price isright.

That was super fun.
If there were actual prizesinvolved, I would fold under the
pressure for sure.

You did really well.
You did really, really well.

Well, you were nice to me, and I will be nice
to you as well.
Okay.
Welcome to It Won't Cost Much,a Disney price matching game,
Caroline's edition.
A reminder of our scoring.
Conor will have to remind meabout this constantly uh as we
play.

It's okay.
I love points and I love games.
So I thank God.

We balance each other out, baby.
All right.

Oh my God, I'm nervous.

Okay.
As we did with me, let's startwith merchandise, shall we?
Okay.
And again, I did try to followthe same kind of thing where I
tried to choose things that Ithought you would enjoy.

Okay.

So let's begin.
Here we have.

Is that a lug?

It's a loungefly first time.
Loungefly.
So this is from Loungefly.
This is the Zootopia 2 JudyHops cotton candy cosplay cell
phone crossbody bag with coinbag.
Say that 10 times fast.

I can't even say it one time.

This bag features an image of Judy Hopps
on the front who looks likeshe's made of cotton candy.
All over the rest of the bagare various characters from the
movie who also look like they'remade of cotton candy.
Attached to the crossbody strapis a detachable coin bag.
You'll find a paw print on oneside, and on the other, you'll
find Suetopia written out inconfectionery suites.

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This is a really fun accessoryto show off your fandom and
travel light throughout yourday.
So it's got an adjustablecrossbody strap, detachable coin
bag, printed details,coordinating interior lighting.
And in case it helps you, thedimensions are 4.25 inches wide,
seven and a half inches tall,and two and a half inches in

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diameter.
And you can kind of get a senseof the scale with our lovely
model there on the left, as wedo on the price is correct.

Um, so this is a cell phone bag.

Indeed.

Like it's it's a cell phone holder.

Indeed it is.
Indeed it is.

It's a cross by okay.
So I know like loungefly minibackpacks, usually I'm looking
at minimum like $75 for one ofthe mini backpacks.

Oh, and I didn't give you the range, but
the range is zero to a hundred.

Zero to a hundred, yeah.
So I'm my gut is already takingme to half that, like a a 40s,
like around 40 situation.
Something as you were speaking,speaking to me, the number 3499
was coming.

Oh my god, he was are you Sylvia Brown?

Honey the land.
Honey the land.
George and Hazel PinkeringP-I-C-K-E-R-I-N-G.

I also included the rest of the
collection on the right here,just so you can see it.

Yeah, I really love that I dig that Clawhouser
purse.
So cute.
Yeah.
Uh okay.
$34.99 is that excessive.
Maybe I should play safe and golike $29.99.
It's a cell phone holder, butit's loungefly.

It's loungefly.

I'm gonna say I'm gonna play safe.
I'm gonna go $29.99.

Final answer.

Final answer.

And the Zootopia 2 Judy Hops cell phone
crossbody coin costs $65.

Oh.

Can you even?
It's a cell phone holder.
It's a cell phone holder.
Yeah.

Oh, bitch.
I was off.

No, I mean uh I I think that you said the
price it should be.
$65.
I think it's just because it'sZootopia 2 and it's new.

Like I fully thought $34.99 was like what it
was.
And then I hedged my bet.
Who's gonna buy that?

Watch it fly off the shelves.

$65 for a cell phone, Kate.

Yeah.
I guess maybe it's somethingwhere it's like it's the
specialized cotton candy theme.
I don't know.

I don't know, ma'am.
That's that's a lot.
That's a lot for a cell phone.

It's a lot.

It's a lot for a cell phone holder.

It's a lot.

It's cute.
Well, I got a point.
I was under.

You sure did.
You sure did.
And in this game, that's whatreally matters.
Let's keep rolling.

Wow.
I'm off to a fantastic start.

Yeah, I want I want this for you.
I'll start off by saying that.

So I love it.

This is a Donald Duck blanket by Barefoot
Dreams.
If anyone out there doesn'tknow Barefoot Dreams, I'm not a
Kardashian person, butapparently this is like the
Kardashians love this brand.
It's a very high-end likelounge and blanket brand.
Stay cozy with our cozy chicregistered trademark, Disney

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Donald Duck blanket.
Our artwork is beautifullyknitted in a jackered pattern,
while rib borders at the top andbottom add a touch of elegance.
Made with the softestmaterials, this blanket is
perfect for snuggling up withyour favorite Disney character.
And it measures 45 inches by 60inches.

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So they didn't have the modeldoing it with this specific
blanket, but with their otherblankets, they'll have the
model, a grown adult having itwrapped around their shoulders,
and the blanket will reach thefloor.
It's a it's a big blanket.
And the range is 100 to $1,000.

In my head, I was like, okay, I'm thinking $79.
Nope.

This is why I want to get you these things
because they're nice.
They mean they're nice.

I don't know why this number is speaking to me,
but I'm like $219.

$219.


And this Barefoot Dreams Donald Duck
blanket goes for $168.
But I'm glad that you werewrong about how expensive it
could be.
Because should it be thatexpensive?
No.
It should not.

No.
All right.

Barefoot Dreams.

Barefoot Dreams.
I haven't I hadn't heard ofthem.

Yes.
I mean, we I got my dad one.
I want to say maybe I bought itat some, maybe it was a
Marshall's or something likethat.
They're freaking greatblankets.
Like it they're beyond.
Like you, you would love them.
So when I'm rich, I'll get youthat one.

Thank you.

Next up, buckle your seatbelts.

Oh my God.

Because we're going to Williams Sonoma.
This is the Rufoni HistoriaDisney Hammered Copper Ultimate
Nine Piece Cookware Set off ofthe Williams Sonoma website.
Celebrate Disney 100 Years ofWonder with the Disney 100 X

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Rufoni Limited Edition, aspecial collection that combines
Disney's beloved classiccharacters with the most iconic
of Rufoni collections, RufoniHistoria.
Rufoni partnered with DisneyHome to design five collectors'
pieces that bring the heroes ofour childhood to our kitchens.
Each pan is skillfully craftedfrom a single sheet of copper

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for superior temperature controland is internally lined by hand
over fire with the purestnon-reactive tin.
These kitchen accessories areheirloom quality items worthy of
being passed down throughgenerations, along with the
memories of the precious momentsspent together in the kitchen.
So what this includes is a twoand a half quart Pluto saucepan

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with lid, a four-quart MinnieMouse Chef's pan with lid,
six-quart Donald Duck Brazerwith lid, seven and a half quart
Mickey Mouse stock pot withlid, and a goofy tool holder.
And the range for thiscollection is $1,000 to $10,000.

And it's a five-piece set or a nine-piece
set?

The funniest thing about this that you will
LOL about is that they count thelids as well.

They count the lids as pieces.

Yeah.
So what you see, if anyone'swatching in this picture, that's
the set.
And also, I don't think thosewooden spoons are included in
the uh in the toolbox.
I don't think that they are.
I mean, also, look howbeautiful.
I mean, they're beautiful.

They're stunning.
It's beautiful.
They're stunning.
One to ten thousand dollars.
Correct.
My gut was going to like athree thousand dollar range,
like area.
But I'm wondering if maybe Ishould go a little bit less.
Um I'm gonna say twenty-sevenfifty.

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Two thousand seven hundredfifty dollars.

Twenty seven fifty.
Final answer.

Yeah, final answer.

And this stunning collection goes for
2350.
You were close.
When you were like, I'm gonnago a little lower.
I was like, yes, yes, go alittle lower.
You were in the range whereit's very hard to like.
400.
400.
I know.
I know.
Uh I know.
So in this point system, isthat that's zero points.

I went over.

Oh, you went over.

What am I damn?
Yeah.

Damn it, but you were so, so close.

I was close.
Damn.

Nice job.
You very nice job with that.

Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you.

Very nice.

Because like maybe I can have one of the
lids.

We'll give you the wooden spoon from the
movie.

The wooden spoon.
Great.
Thank you.

Um, I I feel like if I saw that for the first
time and it was between athousand and ten, I'd be like,
it could be any of that.
Especially when they're like,yeah, it's made from a single
sheet of copper.

Yeah.

Who knows?

Single sheet of copper and lined with the tin.

We're moving on to our final piece of
merchandise.
And you know what?
You were so nice to me that Igave you a bonus one after that,
and we're gonna play that too.
Because I feel like merch isfun.
I can't stop with the merch.
So on that note, here's alittle something from one of my
favorite Disney collabs ever,BaubleBar.

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You know I love my BaubleBar,and I want you to have some too.
So, this is the Bauble Bar StarWars Darth Vader bag charm.
The dark side never looked sogood as with this bag charm.
It features the iconic DarthVader with his red lightsaber.
It is handset with almost 500crystals for an added statement,
and it is coated in high glossenamel for a vibrant finish.

(57:42):
And for those of you who arenot watching on YouTube, we've
got some photos of the bag charmon a bag and next to a key.
So this is bigger than akeychain.
These bag charms are astatement piece.
It is not a keychain.
It's like, it's like thismodel's probably like, you know,
it's like a third of herforearm size.

(58:04):
They're solid pieces.

Like a labaurbaur.

Like there, they I want to say
that BaubleBar might have led tothe labaurbaur, honestly.

Great.

And the range for this is up to $100, zero to
$100.

Well, a labubu is between $29 and like $35.99.
So that's where my brain isgoing initially, is to like the
$35 section.
But there's crystals in it, yousaid?
Crystals, over 500 crystals.
Over 500 crystals.
So that starts taking me intolike the min $50 range.

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I'm gonna say $517.

I love it.
5173.

Yeah.

You're clearly getting a message from the
Great Beyond on that one.
I love it.

Yeah.
It's not bad, is it?

And the Darth Vader BaubleBar bag charm goes
for $78.

Oh my God.
I'm really bad at this.

No, you're not.
I actually think you justpicked items that would give me
hope that I can buy things.
And I was just like, oh, here'ssome nice things that are crazy
expensive.

Well, I got a point, so at least I have some
points.

Yeah, you did, baby.

Wow.

Can you believe?

For a bag charm.

For a bag charm.
And that's basically the pricefor these BaubleBar bag charms.
Like, that's basically therange.
It's not even about the crystalDarth Vader.

Like, I don't see.
I need to do more research intoBaubleBar.

Ugh.

Damn.

Sorry.

That's okay.

This next thing this is something that you
have a very good sense of.
This is a bonus that I.
Through and because I lovemerchandise.
So let's play.
Okay.
This is a Cinderella and Guspin.
Aww.
Gus gus.
Gus gus.
Because you needed somethinggus-gus.
So this is from a collectionthat is Disney princesses and
their little animal sidekicks.
Dreams Dare to come true withour Disney Princess pin series,

(01:00:17):
each featuring one of theheroine's loyal sidekicks and a
silvery oval frame.
Ever hopeful, Cinderella dreamsof attending the Royal Ball on
this glittering cloissonnet pin,also spotlighting gus.
So we've got glitter backdrop,laser print detailing, nickel
finished frame with sculptedfigure.
We have a Disney pin trading2025 back stamp, mouse icon pin

(01:00:42):
back, and it is approximatelytwo inches in height and one and
a half inches in width.

Conor Perkins (01:00:47):
Okay.

Caroline Aimetti (01:00:48):
Yes.
For those of you who are notwatching, we've got Cinderella
in her rags.
She's holding Gus Gus in herhand, and it's got this like,
she's in a silver oval with likea blue glittery background.
Nothing, nothing on this pin.
There's no doors, no movement.
It's like your more basic pin.

I'm gonna say $11.99.

$11.99?
He says, is this your finalanswer?


Very nice.
$14.99, baby.
Very, very nice.

Okay.
Okay.
So that's I'm within $5.

You are.
You are indeed within fivedollars.

Three points?

That's three points, baby.

Three points.

Woohoo! We love merchandise.
We have to do a little bit moremerchandise.

Thank you.
Thank you for allowing me totry and redeem myself.

Oh my God.
No, you're doing great.

I'm not, but thank you.

You are.
And I think you're gonnacontinue to do well as we move
on to our parks category.
Let's play.
First up, we have Disney andCirque de Soleil's drawn to
life, currently playing and hasbeen playing in Disney Springs.
So what I want to know is whatis the price of one adult ticket

(01:02:05):
to Cirque du Soleil's drawn tolife without taxes or fees?
And now here's what you need toknow.
There are four, kind of five,because there's like a gold
tier, but there are tiers onethrough four of pricing for the
show.
Tier four is the lowest.
And so what I want to know iswhat is this lowest price that
an adult can pay to see theshow?

Which is described as follows: a groundbreaking creative (01:02:27):
undefined
collaboration between renownedmemory makers, Cirque du Soleil
and Disney, drawn to life,transports guests into the world
of Disney animation in Cirquedu Soleil's signature style.
This exclusive experience nearOrlando will wow Walt Disney
World guests and Cirque duSoleil fans, both young and old,
while bringing timeless Disneystories to life in an

(01:02:49):
unforgettable way.

Okay.
So I've never seen a Cirque duSoleil show.
I am basing this off of myknowledge of like Broadway and
like that sort of theater.
And you can't really get atheater ticket on Broadway for
like less than $75 at thispoint.
Unless it's like a rush ticketor something like that.

(01:03:11):
But like if you're juststraight up going to the box
office before taxes and fees, Ifeel like it's usually like
$69.99 to $75 or so as like aminimum.

So let me tell you the range.

Okay.

The range is zero to $100.
So this is for the cheapestavailable single adult ticket
before taxes and fees.

Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Another message came to me.
$54.99.
$54.99.

I love that this has been a spiritual
experience for you.

I'm gonna say I'm gonna go with it.
$54.99.

$54.99.
He says, is that your finalanswer?

Yeah.

You've done quite well.
$68.95 is the lowest possibleprice you can pay to see this
show.

So I'm not within $10.
No, unfortunately not.
But it's a point.
You've done well, and that's apoint.
I should have stuck around my70.

You were receiving a message from the
Great Beyond, okay?
From regions beyond.
What can we say?

It was wrong.

So talk to Sylvia Brown.

I mean, she was always wrong.

I I was gonna say, I feel like when I saw this
price, I was kind of pleasantlysurprised.
I thought it was gonna be more.

I am too.
I was I was thinking it waslike 90, like it was gonna be
like 9099.
I thought it was gonna be like99.90 or something like that.

I actually was like, oh my god, they're not
gonna let me see this for lessthan 99.

Yeah.

68.95.

Okay.

68.99.

Yeah, no, that's that's durable.

Yeah, we like it.
All right.

All right, what's next?

Next.

I'm racking up these little one-pointers.

That's and that's slow and steady wins the
race, baby.
Our next parks item is theplunderer's punch from the new
beak and barrel in MagicKingdom.
Now, this cocktail is asfollows: the Kraken Black Spiced
Rum, Blackberry, Lime, andvanilla served, and this is the

(01:05:08):
important part, in a souvenirpirate skull mug.
So you get to keep the mug.

Mm-hmm.
Okay, so if we're looking atthe mug.

Yes.
Um, for those of you who arenot, for those of you who are
not watching us on YouTube,we've it's like I have it next
to another, another cocktail,like a little tin mug for scale.
It's about the size of atypical cocktail glass, I would
say, but it's a skull with likea little, you know, pirate
kerchief wrapped around it.
And the drink is inside, ofcourse.

Like a jewel.

A little jewel.

So this, if I'm just looking at the cup itself,
it's made of plastic.

Yes.

So I would say that we're probably looking
around like a $15 to $25 rangefor just the cup.
And then I would add thecocktail, which is gonna be
minimum $15 as well.
So that puts us around the $30to $40 range.

(01:06:08):
$32.99.

$32.99, he says.

Yeah.

Hold on to your bootstraps a little bit
because this cocktail andsouvenir goes for $46.

Damn.

Because I will say the cocktails at Beacon
Barrel each are about $25, $26,somewhere in that range.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.
This is me just not beingfamiliar with drinks.

Well, that's not a regular drink price.
If you are familiar withdrinks, a drink isn't $26.
Only in Disney World, baby.

$46.

$46.

Lord have mercy.
This theme is owning my ass.

But like, not, you're not like totally off,
you're not like completely inthe wrong ballpark.
This is the right.
Your logic is very sound.

This isn't what the price should be.
It's what the price is, Conor.

Oh my God.

I'm just so afraid of going over.

And I'm like, Well, no, you're that's what I'm
saying is like you're using theright strategy.
You're trying not to go over.
That is the correct strategy.
That's how you play this.

That's not how you win, though.

We'll we'll we'll see.
We'll see.
We're not, we're half, like,we're halfway.
Calm down.
Let's see.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
All right, let's move along toa dining experience.
So, this is something specialthat they do at Maria and Enzo's
in Disney Springs.
As you can see on this poster,it is coming up on December 4th
this year, actually.

(01:07:43):
And it is their way ofcelebrating truffle season.
And here is what this entails.
It's a dinner, 21 plus.
And this is the price that I'mlooking for per single adult,
does not include tax andgratuity.
Description.
Join us at Maria and Enzo's fora truffle dinner.
Savor distinguished Italianwines paired with exquisite

(01:08:07):
creations.
So wine pairings, includingdelicate wagyu bragiola
carpaccio, enhanced with whitetruffle vinaigrette, handmade
rigotta raviolo aluovo, toppedwith white truffle, and next
level dark chocolate mousseelevated by white truffle and
olive oil.

(01:08:28):
So that's what your mealentails.
And we've got some pairingsalong with that as well.
First of all, take me there.
I want us to do this together.

I'm thinking our range is $100 to $1,000.

That is correct.

Great.
Okay.
Well, at least I'm thinkingcorrectly.

Yes, you are.
You are.

Okay, so it's three courses.

Yep, with pairings with each.
And every course includestruffles in some way.
They are.

But people also have to be able to afford it.
How many times a year do theydo this?

It appears to me it's like maybe twice.
It's like when truffle, it hasto be like in truffle season.
So maybe once or twice, itseems like.
I didn't see any other dates,but this is the only one coming
up.

My conservative side wants to go with like a
350, 375 kind of range.
But then I could also be like,we're fully like $500 minimum
here.

People do have to be able to afford it.
And and chances are you're notgoing alone to this.
I mean, you could and have afantabulous time.
But you're probably gonna gowith somebody, you know.

I mean, initially what was calling out to me,
Sylvia Brown's style, was twoset was like 270.

Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
He's having a seance.

I'm gonna say two, I'm gonna say 250.

250, he says.

Like 250 a person for this kind of thing.
Three-course meal, winepairings, truffles.

250.
Final answer?

250.

So damn close.
You were so close.
The answer is 239 per adult.
Maybe we should have adjustedthis to the non-prices right
rules and been like, you know,within a certain range.

No, no, we're doing it right.

But that was a great, but that's like a great
estimate.
It's a great estimate.

Yeah, yeah, but it was wrong.
So be nice to my friend.

Yeah.

Okay.
Well, hey, listen, I was goingas far up as possible.
You were like 500.

I'm like, no, no, no, no.
500 for two.
Like, wow, come on.

Okay.

I love that.
I love that.
Yeah, I know.
I love this.

Maybe we could go.
We could do this with um, wecould just be like, hey, can we
split everything?

Be like, no.

It's a masquerade.

It is a ticket to masquerade.
Which one would you?
Which one are you gonna take?
Are you gonna take the truffledinner with pairings or are you
gonna go to masquerade?

I think I'm going to masquerade.

I'm sorry.
I thought so.
I respect that.

Are you what about you?

I don't honestly, I was I was about to
say I'll go eat truffles alone,but I'm probably going to
masquerade too.

You're going to masquerade.

I do love truffles, though.

No, girl, I do too.
We love truffles.

I wanted us to do this together.
I wanted us to go have atruffle dinner.
You know?

Great.

We deserve it.

You can you can pay for this one for me too.
I got you on it.
40 years.

Okay.

Okay.

Let's move along to our final parks
offering.
Here we go.
Here's what this is.
So we have, of course, as weall know, Mickey's Very Merry
Christmas party.
But there is a very specialoffering, a separately ticketed
event inside this alreadyseparately ticketed event, which

(01:11:44):
we love.

Because of course there is.

That is called Minnie's Wonderful Christmas
Time Fireworks Dessert Party atthe Tomorrowland Terrace.
So, like I said, this happensduring the very Merry Christmas
party.
It starts with a festivedessert buffet at Tomorrowland
Terrace prior to the party'sfireworks spectacular, Minnie's
Wonderful Christmas timefireworks.
The buffet includes sweets likecupcakes, chocolate dipped

(01:12:08):
strawberries, chocolate mousse,ice cream, fruits and cheese,
and specialty beverages,including kava wine for of age
guests.
Guests then stay atTomorrowland Terrace to enjoy a
prime viewing spot with seatingduring the show.
So what I want to know is whatis the price per adult without
tax?
Like I said, this is separatefrom the very Merry Christmas

(01:12:30):
party admission.
And also know, I'm sorry thedetails are eluding me at this
moment, but there is anotherdessert kind of party offering.
But the fireworks viewing forthat one is like you're kind of
like escorted into an area onMain Street.
This is you stay at theTomorrowland Terrace, there's
seats, that's your area to seethe fireworks.

So this is the more exclusive version.

That is correct.
So we're looking for price peradult without tax.

Okay.
Because usually when I'm whenI'm thinking of like the like
dessert dining packages for likea nighttime spectacular,
usually we're looking minimumlike 55, like 65 kind of zones.

So this is in the 100 to 1000 zones.

That's what I thought.
Yes.
It still has to be affordable.
The ticket to the very merryChristmas party.

I mean, there's a range for the tickets,
but they're expensive.

It's it's already like a hundred and something
dollars anyway.

Could be even, I think it even goes into the
twos, right?
Am I making that up?
But I think that's right.
Jesus Christ.

So this is the dessert party, wine available
for those of age as an adult,prime seating.

And for those of you who are not watching on
YouTube, the only thing thepictures that we have up here
are just up of the fireworksshow and of what the dessert
buffet offerings might looklike.

I'm gonna say like 155.

155, he says.

I don't know.

Take your time.

Do I need to go lower?
Do I do 139?
I'm gonna go lower, I think.

He's gonna go lower.

I'm gonna do 119 because that's like twice the
amount of like a dessert diningpackage.

119.

Yeah.

What a great choice.
The answer is $124.
Yes.
And so I'm within five.

I went to the five.
Yes, you are.

You're at five.
Yeah.

So that's four points?
No.
That's three points.

I can't remember.
You set up the rules to this.
And I don't remember what theyare.
Hold on.
Can you look?

Pause.
Let me look.

I don't know.

That's three points, yeah.
Great.
Because I'm within fivedollars.

Beautiful.

Yeah.

Very nice.
Three points.
Go off.
All right.

On to our final category: movies, TV, and theater. (01:15:04):
undefined
Let's go.
First up, it's so funny thatyou were singing some Wish music
before.
We're gonna talk about Wish.
Wish considered by Disney to bea box office flop.
What was the total worldwidebox office gross for Wish in

(01:15:29):
2023?
And for some context, thebudget of the film was around
175 to 200 million dollars.

I mean, a flop clearly doesn't recoup.

So and for help, it's gonna be above the
100.

100 million.
Yeah.
Um I mean, sometimes a flop canrecoup.
Sorry, say what the budget wasagain.

Somewhere between 175 to 200 million.
They have not ever released afinal number.

I'm gonna say the global box office was 168
million.

168 million?

Yeah.

So the worldwide box office gross was
actually basically 255 million.
Oh 254 million nine hundredninety-seven thousand three
hundred.
So 255 million.
And it's interesting, right?
And I think some of it isbecause I was like looking into
it and the marketing was like100 million.
Yeah, yep.

(01:16:38):
But like this isn't a badnumber.
It's it's just interesting.
Yeah, yeah.

Wow, okay, good for them.
I'll take a point.

Yeah, baby.
All right.
This is the end.
This is the final one.

Okay.

Disney's The Lion King on Broadway.

Oh, God.

So The Lion King, Disney's longest running
Broadway show, one of thelongest running shows on
Broadway.
What I would like to know iswhat is the average ticket price
for The Lion King on Broadwayfor the most recently completed
week on Broadway, which was theweek ending November 2nd.

(01:17:20):
Average single ticket price.

The average single ticket price, not the
lowest that you can get.

Correct.
The average.

These tickets are expensive, y'all.
It's part of the reason why Istill haven't seen it.

That's why I put this in here because you
haven't seen The Lion King yet.

I'm like wanting to say 119 again.
But I mean, some of thesetickets can go like 300.

Broadway these days.

It's it's it's insane.
It's it's insane.

Obviously, yes, it is in the 100 to $1,000
zone.

Yeah.
But average ticket price.

And when I was looking at the average ticket
price per week, uh what it wasin the last completed week was
pretty, besides the holidayseason, was pretty on par with
what around what the averageticket price usually is for the
Lion King.

Yeah, yeah.

So, like, you know, the last completed week
was a pretty normal week.

Okay, so I'm thinking like because you got
the orchestra.
Orchestra seats are gonna belike 179 and up for this show.
You got Mez.
Does it have a rear mez and abalcony?
I've never been I've never beenin the theater.

The Minskkoff.
Uh, I don't remember.
I went so so long ago.

I want to say the average ticket price for this
show.
I want to say it's like 145.
But I'm wondering if I shouldhedge my bed a little bit and do
like a 137.
I'll say one thirty-seven.

137, final answer.

Yeah.

So damn close.
135.
Are you five?

You're fucking kidding me.

I want to give it to you.
You're literally like a dollaroff.
You're a dollar and five centsoff.
I'm sorry.
This game was supposed to putyou in a good mood.

This is just like so my life.
So close, but you get no pointsfor it.
I'm pretty good at atestimating.
That was an excellent, yeah.

That was an that was an excellent deduction
right there.

I mean, that's my that's my box office.
That's my theater box officeexperience.

Well, you know what?
You're in luck.
I threw in another randombonus.
Should we play it?
Let's play it.
Sure.
2023 is a live-action hauntedmansion.
A simple question.

I liked it.

What do you think about it?

How many points did that get?
Oh.

You get a point for liking it.

Great.

What do you think the budget was?

Obviously, we're in the 100 million to a billion
range.

Correct.

Are we including the marketing budget or is this
before marketing?

You know, uh, I'm gonna say it's probably
without.

Okay.

Yeah.
Which actually I believe I readwas around 100 million, I want
to say.

Yeah, they usually do a hundred million for
marketing with Disney.
Which is just like a bananasnumber to even consider.

Oh my god.
Right?
Like it's what is that whateven is that number?
100 million dollars.

It's got like a it's got some heavy hitter cast
members.
Owen Wilson, Danny DeVito.

Yeah, it does.

Jamie Lee Curtis is in it, Winona Ryder's in it,
Tiffany's.
Jared Lotto's in it, TiffanyHaddish, Lakeith Stanfield,
Rosario Dawson.

Yeah, man.
What a what a cast.

It's a great cast.
I really like the movie too.

I need to give that another watch.

It's a good movie.

Yeah.

Um it's gonna be more than an animated film.
And I know that the mostexpensive animated film to date,
traditionally from Disney, uh,was Tangled.
And I believe that was $270million.

Really?
Wow.

Because that was when they were creating the
software, creating theprogramming for that type of
animation.
So, like all of the lightrenderings and everything, they
were building that from scratchfor Tangled.

Um Can I give you a hint?
It cost less than tangled.

Wow.

Interesting, right?
Even with all of these big nameactors.
And the and the effects.

Yeah.

Less than tangled.

100 no snatched it out of your own mouth.
You know what?
I'm gonna follow that.
I'm gonna follow, follow mynose wherever it goes.
Two can Sam style.
A hundred and fifty milliondollars.


Sure, why not?

Yeah, baby! You got it.
You got it! Yay! I'm so glad weplayed that.
I'm so glad we played thatbonus.

Oh, that that would that that broke me.

Oh my god.
So wait, how many do you getfor the exact five?
Hell yeah, baby.

Okay, so that's five, six, nine, ten, eleven,
fourteen, fifteen, sixtein.
And you had 17.
We basically tied.
We basically tied.

See, you were getting all down about yourself,
and we basically tied.

Well, that was because I was hedging my bets
like a lot for a lot of it.
You got two exact answers.

That the 1099.
Wait, didn't you?
Oh no, no, no.
You got so close on the otherones, though.

You I felt like I got very close, but I was
always overshooting by like adollar, two dollars, five
dollars.
Wow.

That was fun.
That was a lot of fun.

A lot of fun.
Yeah.
That one.
That was great.
Um, so great.
Now you all have some, youknow, useless information about
how much things cost um in atime when no one can afford
anything.

Yeah, this was just like one long fantasy
sequence, I guess, for all ofus, maybe except for the corndog
nuggets and the Cinderella pin.

But even then, corndog nuggets being 1099, that
is just evil.

1099 to clear out your entire system.
What's it's a part of it?

Actually, you know, as a colonoscopy.
Yeah, okay.
Great.

Detox, baby.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
It's a cleanse.
It's the newest cleanse.
It's called Casey.
Casey's corner cleanse.
Yeah.

Casey's cleanse.

Oh my god.
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And I hope that you all enjoyedthat.
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