Not Just Another Tarot Podcast

Self-doubt and anxiety may be sneaking in as you contemplate moving forward into something new — like your f*cking new year’s resolutions. Fear is probably your dominant emotion right now. Stop f*cking letting low self-confidence or self-esteem paralyze you. You f*cking have the inner strength you need to move forward — you just need to tap into it.

This is the perfect card for the first week of January! If you’re not thinking long-term yet, it’s time to f*cking start. Whatever it is that you want to manifest, or put into action, or start growing, it’s time to begin. This is your f*cking sign. Spend some serious f*cking time planning and creating a road map to a joyful, prosperous, and fully aligned new year.

You’ve really been through some sh*t lately. It can be tempting to want to jump right into the next thing, but this card is asking you to take a f*cking break. Do some R&R before you make your next move. Create the time and space you need so you can rest, recharge, and relax.

You’re not where you’d imagined you’d be right now, and you’re comparing yourself to others who are further along on their journeys. Keep in mind, too, that you’re comparing your insides to their outsides. You see their three perfect kids and two perfect cars and one perfect marriage, but on the inside, they’re about to get a divorce and get foreclosed on. It’s not a fair comparison, comparing your insides to their outsides. 

Take a minute to stop and f*cking celebrate yourself before you keep going on your journey. You’ve been through hell and back lately, and now it’s time to pat yourself on the back for making it through that. F*cking acknowledge all that you’ve accomplished and overcome. Treat yourself to a small celebration gift.

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You’re so f*cking ready to shake things up! Feeding the need to stray from convention and forge your own path has you making your own rules in the pursuit of freedom. Follow your gut. Have faith that you don’t f*cking need the g*ddamned approval of others to succeed and that it’s okay to throw the rule book out the window. 

Aces are great for new beginnings, and pentacles deal with f*cking creativity, health, finances, and work. A fresh, new chapter awaits in one of those areas. A new opportunity is waiting for you to take advantage of it. Don’t let it slip away!

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The Hanged Man needs you to f*cking stop and think things over for a little while longer before you make your next move. Is there another perspective you haven’t considered? Hit the brakes and get into alignment NOW, before the Universe hits the f*cking brakes for you.

You need to quit f*cking doubting yourself. Reconnect with your intuition. Self-doubt has you feeling uninspired, and you don’t f*cking trust yourself or have any self-confidence anymore. Focus on tapping into your gut to help move forward and get rid of the doubt.

There is so much g*ddamned energy, potential, and possibility surrounding you right now. Start f*cking brainstorming ideas, or take the first step if you’re already ready already. The Ace of Rods indicates that inspiration, opportunity, and breakthroughs await.

You’re feeling f*cking revved up and ready to go, but you may be taking on too g*ddamned much. Resist the urge to do all the f*cking things at once. If you’re feeling weighed down, try lightening your load by asking for help from other people.

You’re on a mission from God. Unless your name isn’t Jake or Elwood. In which case, you’re just on a f*cking mission. The Page of Swords brings you inspiration, energy, and a thirst to learn more, to help you pursue your dreams. Ask yourself these questions: “What are f*cking new ways I can use my creativity to share my gifts? What’s the message I was put on this Earth to share?”

You’ve been through the wringer lately, but there’s a big*ss ball of light at the end of the tunnel. Sunny days are here again, so break out your f*cking sunglasses and enjoy them! Embrace this time of positivity and joy and light and love and laughter, and wring out every drop of it that you can get.

You may be f*cking struggling to move forward right now. It feels like a new idea or creative project is right on the f*cking edge of being birthed into the world, but you’re feeling stuck. Labor has stalled out. Find new ways to tap into the flow of f*cking creative energy. As The Empress is a nurturing figure, make sure you’re taking time to fill your own cup with self-love and self-care practices.

The Wheel of Fortune represents a turning point in your life. When it’s upright like this, it indicates that the changes coming will be f*cking positive. The Wheel of Fortune reminds you that life is constantly in a state of change. Keep your energy and intentions positive and focused on where you really want to be.

The Queen of Rods is a card of optimism and energy. She can represent juggling multiple tasks, like being a working mom, and succeeding with all of them. Stay f*cking organized and determined. You can do whatever the f*ck you put your mind to!

You know how it feels f*cking amazing to take a long, hot shower at the end of the day and let all the tension and stress just run down the drain? The 5 of Rods is your shower. You’re so f*cking ready to move forward toward something more positive, and to leave the past behind. If you’re still in conflict or tension, do your best to listen to others and de-escalate the tension.

You’ve got a big*ss decision weighing on you as you think about which direction to go in next. Your guiding light is a search for f*cking truth and authenticity —  let that lead the decision-making process. Think long and g*ddamned hard about the consequences of your choices as you move forward. If you act in alignment with your higher self, everything will work out fine.