Pour Choices Show
Welcome to “The Pour Choices Show,” a podcast where two best friends, originally hailing from Maryland but now separated by the sun-kissed shores of Florida, come together to keep their friendship thriving. From the laid-back vibes of Melbourne to the bustling energy of Tampa, these guys bridge the distance through laughter, candid conversations, and, of course, a shared love of a good brew. What can you expect from each episode? Imagine sitting down with your best friend, a cold beer in hand, talking about everything and anything that crosses your mind. That’s “The Pour Choices Show” in a nutshell. So, grab your favorite drink, settle in, and let’s make some pour choices!
Episodes
More Bags Than Michael Kors & Other HR Violations
Chris and David are back with another episode that would definitely get them fired from any respectable workplace. These two walking liability cases tackle everything from foot-breathing to inanimate object marriages with the professionalism of drunk teenagers. Buckle up for conversations your HR department would use as training materials for "what not to say a...
Boat Days, Beer Math & Finger Fountains
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re pouring drinks, pouring nostalgia, and pouring way too much thought into whether our skin is gaslighting us about prunes.
We kick things off with:
🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices – liquid courage before questionable opinions
🏈 Chris officially declares himself an Ohio State fan solely because his girlfriend is. (We’re not saying...
Prune Juice, Potatoes & Parenting Trust Falls
This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris comes in hot after being called out for phoning it in the past few weeks—and by “hot,” we mean he delivers the world’s most awkward motivational speaker intro. From there? Pure chaos.
We kick it off with:
🥔 The definitive debate: mashed, baked, fries, tots… what is the supreme version of the potato?
🚗 Can a hearse leg...
Koalas Get Chlamydia, Chris Gets Tattoos
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into camping disasters, psychopath quizzes, and—of course—the national epidemic of sexually transmitted koalas. Buckle up. It’s one of those episodes.
We kick things off with:
🎤 A Coldplay Kiss-Cam recap: accidental romance, awkward energy, and questionable camera angles
🏓 Where the hell did pickleball come from? O...
Off-Brand Opinions & Cold-Ass Friendships ❄️📞💩
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we're throwing it way back—to unlimited nights and weekends, dollar-store knockoffs, and the kind of friendships that leave you passed out in the snow.
We kick things off with:
📱 Remember when you had to wait until 9PM to talk to your friends? Gen Z will never know the struggle.
🥤 Our favorite off-brand things—becau...
The Juice Is Loose, and So Is Chris…
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we break out the nostalgia, the Harry Potter facts, and some very questionable opinions—including one about the true identity of the Kool-Aid Man. (Is he the juice or the pitcher? The people demand answers.)
We kick things off with:
🎧 That one time there was an actual contest to guess when Amy Winehouse would die—for an iPod. Yes, really.
...
Turn the Air Down, Flush the Truth Away 💨💩🍺
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we kick things off by asking the big questions—like how the hell did P Diddy dodge the sex trafficking charge? Did money change hands? Did he flush the evidence? Which conveniently leads us to another mystery: Where does poop go after you flush it? No really. Is it just... stored somewhere? Forever?
From legal loopholes to sewage systems,...
HAPPY F***ING FREEDOM DAY! 🇺🇸🦅💥
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate America the only way we know how—by discussing international conflict, dark hypotheticals, food rankings, Hogwarts houses, and of course, the possibility of sexually negotiating world peace.
We kick things off with:
🎶 A banger rendition of “I Ran” by A Flock of Seagulls
🇮🇷 A perfectly timed Facebook comment about Iran: “The...
A new relationship that you apparently need a Top-Secret Clearance to discuss…
This week on The Pour Choices Show, things start off awkward and just spiral beautifully out of control from there.
We kick off with David trying to ask Chris about his new girlfriend—only to discover she’s now governed by Fight Club rules. First rule? Don’t talk about her. Second rule? DON’T talk about her. But ironically, the only reason sh...
Free Beer, Four Inch Belly Buttons, and Blow Fly Girl Nightmares🍺🧍♂️🪰🎶
This week on The Pour Choices Show, the guys go from sweet toddler milestones to full-blown psychological damage in under two minutes.
We kick things off with a heartwarming update—Zoey’s officially a toddler!—before immediately pivoting into the real hard-hitting questions, like:
🍟 Why is it always four Hispanic chicks working at every Five Guy...
Bubble Guts, Grape Lies, and Modeling Poses (No Homo) 💩🍇🕺🔫
On this episode of The Pour Choices Show, we go from philosophical to feral in record time.
We kick things off by warning the general public: don’t dish it if you can’t handle the comeback—especially if you think a gorilla could take 100 men... Then we tackle the real mysteries of the universe:
🍇 Why does grape-flavored stuff taste like purple chemical sadne...
Raw Eggs, Vulgar Tourette’s, and Business Ideas That’ll Get Us Sued 🍳🧠🍻
This one was never going to be appropriate.
Welcome to Episode 69 of The Poor Choices Show—a sacred number, a milestone, and a completely unhinged descent into everything we probably shouldn’t be allowed to say on the internet. Things get off the rails instantly:
🧬 "If you could eliminate one human race..." (We misunderstood the questio...
Vinyl Ashes, Gangster Lions, and NFL Teams as Fast Food Chains 🐾🍟🧙♂️
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re asking the big, weird questions no one needed answers to—starting with:
💿 If your ashes could be pressed into a vinyl record, what song would play every time someone dropped the needle? (Because in the end, does it even matter?)
🧓 If you didn’t know your age, how old would you think you are? (Ba...
Pope Jokes, Fictional Grandmas, and F* Them Kids – A Birthday Episode for the Books 🥂👵🚿
This week on The Poor Choices Show, it’s a special one—we’ve got birthday surprises, Pope jokes, and shower thoughts that will haunt you. Things kick off with the burning question no one’s ever asked: how do you train your eyes? (Spoiler: you don’t. But we try.)
Then the chaos commences:
🍷 What happens when a blind person ge...
100 Dudes vs. One Gorilla, Bluetooth Pet Rocks, and the Darkest Jokes We Probably Shouldn’t Have Said 🦍💼🍺
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re joined by a guest and immediately put him on the spot—fortunately for you (and unfortunately for Chris) the guest is his boss. So naturally we start this one off with a totally normal workplace tradition called the Annual Performance Review. Where does Chris accel? What ...
The story that made us want to know more: https://www.reddit.com/r/onions/s/RztxdiXAt4
YouTube Rabbit Holes, $5 Million vs. Prison, and a Totally Legal Dark Web Field Trip🐇💻🍻
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we accidentally prove why the internet shouldn’t exist—starting with the deepest, darkest YouTube rabbit holes we’ve ever fallen into (hint: it involves a weed whacker).
Then things spiral:
🧐 Is social me...
Southern Boy Survival Tactics, DUI Tricycles, and Redneck Wisdom – Welcome to the Chaos 🧻🍻🚜
This week on The Poor Choices Show, things get real dumb, real fast. We're joined by our special guest Dookie Mush, who instantly derails everything with enough redneck energy to power a Waffle House during a hurricane.
We kick things off with:
🛏️ Why was your bed squeaking at 2AM? (Spoiler: It’s probably not what y...
Fake Songs, Finger Sacrifices, and Dark Web Starter Packs – Just Another LAN Party 🎮🧠🍻
This week on The Poor Choices Show, the boys bring in a special guest to help navigate the most important issues of our time—like whether a straw has one hole or two, and if it’s socially acceptable to cut off a finger for permanent steak privileges. (Spoiler: It is.)
We kick things off with:
🎉 A celebration of meaningless na...
HOAs, Goosebumps, and Post-Nut Sinus Relief – It’s For Science! 💩📚🍻
This episode kicks off with a. story of an intense battle between man and bug (because why not set the tone early?) and then dives headfirst into the weirdest, most ridiculous rollercoaster of topics we’ve ever crammed into one episode.
We ask the big questions:
💰 Is Ralph Lauren a real person or just a fashion myth?
🏡 Can you actually ow...
Death Bed Confessions, Harry Potter Pickup Lines, and a RAGING Problem 🦝🧙♂️💀
This week on The Poor Choices Show, we go from Tom Brady’s lips to bankrupting a country in less than 6 minutes—and somehow, it all makes sense.
We kick things off with the latest installment of "How Bizarre," where Chris accidentally drops a song lyric on a delivery driver and gets the most unbothered response ever.
Then we spira...
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