Brant & Sherri's Pro Tip: If You’re Robbing a Bank and Dressed as a Tree, Don’t Talk

Story out of China where a bank robber decided the best disguise was… to be a tree. It almost worked but somewhere between “photosynthesis” and “please give me the money,” the would-be oak outed himself by talking. The second the “tree” opened its mouth, the bank teller knew something was up—because trees don’t typically make withdrawals.

So let this be a lesson to all aspiring botanic burglars: if you're going to blend in, maybe skip the monologue. Or better yet… maybe just don't rob banks. 🌳💸🚫

Also, for the record, Brant and Sherri remain firmly against crime… and talking trees.