Predictably Unexpected
Welcome to Predictably Unexpected — the holiday Hallmark romcom podcast you didn’t know you needed! Your hosts, Holly & Scottie, are obsessed with predictably heartwarming Christmas movies. Think big-city careers, small-town charm, last-minute snowstorms, and just maybe... a kiss under the mistletoe. Using their official Predictability Scorecard — a totally serious, highly scientific game where they rate each holiday film on classic Hallmark-style tropes. From city vs. small-town settings to surprise character backstories, they’ll predict the plot before they even hit play. If they guess the movie right, they earn points — and yes, there’s a prize (or at least bragging rights) on the line. What to Expect This Season: • Weekly episodes all through the holiday season (hopefully) • Predictions, recaps, and hilarious real-time reactions • A rotating lineup of festive films, friendly competition, and a lot of hot takes (and hot cocoa) So grab your coziest blanket, pour yourself something peppermint-flavored, and get ready to celebrate the most predictably unexpected time of the year!
Episodes
Fluff up your favorite holiday blanket—it’s time for another cheerful romp through the Predictability Scorecard! We start by revisiting last week’s festive double feature, Hallmark’s: Three Wisest Men and Tidings for the Season. Did our predictions hold up like sturdy Christmas stockings, or did they sag a little under the weight of unexpected plot twists? We unwrap the tropes, celebrate the hits, and lovingly laugh at the misses, ...
The tinsel is twinkling, the snow is suspiciously foam-like, and our Predictability Scorecard is ready for another test. This week, we’re checking in on Hallmark's Christmas Above the Clouds and A Keller Christmas Vacation to see if our predictions soared or totally crash-landed in a snowbank.
Then we turn our merry gaze toward Hallmark's Three Wisest Men (yes, they made a third one!) and Tidings for the Season, which sou...
The Hallmark machine keeps cranking out Christmas cheer — and we’re here to decode it one predictable plot at a time. This week, we revisit our predictions for Christmas on Duty to see if we nailed the tropes, misread the mistletoe, or underestimated Hallmark’s ability to recycle its own storylines.
In true holiday fashion, we forgot something on our list — Hallmark’s A Newport Christmas! This Hallmark title won’t get the full Predi...
The countdown continues, and we’re back on the front lines of Hallmark's Countdown to Christmas movie predictions! This week, we’re reviewing our battlefield results from A Christmas Angel Match and Merry Christmas, Ted Cooper! —two festive missions full of angels, a weatherman, and more small-town charm than a snow globe factory. How accurate were our guesses? Let’s just say our Predictability Scorecard is seeing both victori...
Buckle your sleigh belts and grab your glitter glue — we’re back with another tinsel-covered episode of holiday hot takes! First, we saddle up and spill the eggnog on our Predictability Scorecard for Hallmark’s A Royal Montana Christmas, where tiaras meet tractors and we answer one of life’s most important questions: How many royal secrets can one ranch handle?
Next we flap our metaphorical angel wings and float into the clouds of s...
In this special Halloween episode, we temporarily ghost our traditional Predictability Scorecard (don't worry, it'll haunt us again soon) to simply discuss Hallmark's spooky-season offering: Haul Out the Halloween.
Join us as we unwrap this cinematic candy corn of a film — complete with autumn clichés, supernatural small-town charm, and romantic misunderstandings.
We’re not here to judge. Okay, we are — but only in the...
Mount up and curtsy, cowpokes — this week we’re blindly predicting A Royal Montana Christmas, the latest Hallmark holiday export straight from the wild blue yonder. We don’t know the plot, but we’re pretty sure it involves royalty, horses, a flannel-loving local, and at least three montages involving hay, cocoa, and unresolved emotional baggage.
PLUS: We saddle back up to see how our wildly confident predictions panned out for Home ...
BONUS! Tinsel, Tropes, and Total Guesswork - Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas 2025 Calendar Preview
Surprise! It’s a bonus episode—because our hearts (and DVRs) just couldn’t wait. The Hallmark Christmas Movie Season has arrived like a surprise snowstorm on Christmas Eve, and we’re here with your essential preview of Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas holiday movie calendar.
In this festive frolic, we sleigh through Hallmark’s upcoming lineup of snow-glazed love stories, magical misunderstandings, and aggressively cozy small towns ...
In this week’s episode, we’re revealing the final results of our Predictability Scorecard for Adventures in Love and Birding — where romance meets the great outdoors. We’ll recap the film, share our honest review, and break down how we scored to reveal who owns the tiebreaker! (**potential spoilers**)
What’s awaiting us this week? Fall leaves, football season, and maybe… a campus romance? We’re raking the leaves as well as the clues...
Welcome to Predictably Unexpected — the holiday romcom podcast you didn’t know you needed! In our very first episode, meet your hosts Holly and Scottie, a married couple who love the holiday season almost as much as they love each other. (Almost.)
We’re kicking things off with a look at who we are, how this merry little podcast came to be, and why we’re obsessed with predictably heartwarming Christmas movies. Think big-city car...
Grab your pumpkin spice latte and settle in for a cozy, leaf-crunching episode as we dive into our latest Hallmark fall movie obsession: Adventures in Love and Birding. Love and birds, what else do you need? Tune in as we break down our predictions that will serve as the tiebreaker that could determine who wins our Hallmark movie face-off at the end of the season. Does birdwatching lead to true love? Let’s find out!
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