#11: Star Wars and Truth or Truth Part 2

Back by popular demand - TRUTH OR TRUTH! In this week’s episode, we answer your questions. We get silly AND deep. Oh and we filmed this on May 4th, so we had to talk about Star Wars, too :) Let us know in the comments what you’re liking so far, and don’t forget to follow us @prettyfunnyofficial so you can participate in future Truth or Truth episodes!

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Episode Transcript

(00:01):
Try to guess what day we filmed this episode of the podcast.
Look at these only been doing OK, all right, OK, turn them off
so. May the fourth be with you.

(00:21):
We're two weeks late, but for ustoday, may the fourth be with.
You. Yeah, This is when we recorded
it. We all we've been doing all day
today is watching Star Wars chronologically for Brins first
time. Not like not exactly
chronologically though, because we just mean in the sense that I

(00:42):
just watched episode 1-2 and three.
And. And Rogue One, yes, but I didn't
watch like any of the shows thathappened during that timeline
just. No, no, no, no.
And you've seen bits and pieces of it, like pretty much everyone
has. Like growing up, you said you
had an older brother that watch.It especially those 3.
But you didn't know the full storyline.
No. Well.
We were literally watching Attack of the Clones.

(01:05):
Yeah. And Padme.
Padme and Anakin. Oh, right.
They're. Hold on, hold on.
Let me tell it. They're at Lake Como, Italy.
If we could put the image up right here, I'd love to take
Bryn someday. The whole time we're watching
it, you know, John Williams, we might have copyright issues.
That was so good. You.
Did it so perfectly. Yeah, that was perfect.

(01:26):
OK. Lake Como.
Yeah. Anna.
Anna. Anna.
Anakin. Annie.
Cut that. Cut that.
Cut that. Here we go.
Picking up right here. Sorry.
Anakin Padwit. I'm picking up right here.
I'm sorry, Emma, please. I'm sorry.
No, leave it. I'm sorry.
No. Don't leave.
It don't leave all of that. My God.
Anakin and Padme are kissing. No, no, no.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Anakin and Padme.

(01:49):
They look great. They've got the drip like you
notice the. Her dress is gorgeous.
In her makeups and her dresses ombre.
Pink, Blue. Whatever.
Yellow. Star Wars, the fashion, we
don't, we can get into that another time.
I just wanted to point out the fact that they're having this
romantic conversation. He's brushing her back.
I'm like imaging imagining. I'm imagining that it's us, you

(02:13):
know what I mean? I'm like, God, this is so cool.
We're actually watching Star Wars all the way through.
She's enjoying it. She's locked in.
And then I'm watching it and I just hear you.
They they kiss, they kiss. And Bryn just goes incest.
EW. I'm like, wait.
And I'm like, you know what? Because I was obviously thinking

(02:34):
of Luke and Leia. No, but.
Spoilers. Oh, I know, but like the fact
that you were so confidently allthe way up to that point
thinking that they were the brother and like, that's it.
Those are the little. Things you didn't know his
parents or her. Well, that's what I mean.
Like you didn't know those things.
Like I knew that there was incest.
You knew that there was incest, like a brother and sister
kissing at one point, and the fact that we went that long and

(02:54):
I had no idea the whole time youwere thinking that Anakin and
Padme were secretly brothers andsisters.
Oh, that's so fucking. That's so funny.
Yeah. Anyway, but I obviously figured
it out. But like I know that he went on
to become Darth Vader, yes? And I thought he killed Obi Wan
maybe? Hold on, hold on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We need to hold on.
We should roll the intro and then explain what is going on.

(03:15):
Sorry, sorry, sorry, because it's not all.
Star Wars, we were rolling otherthings before we roll the intro.
Yes, Vivian on we should. OK, roll the intro.
Roll the intro. Welcome back to the Pretty Funny

(03:38):
podcast I'm Pretty. And I'm Mario.
Thanks for having us. Thanks for being here.
Today has just been epic. It's been amazing.
We knew we had to record a episode today.
Yes. And we decided today we'd.

(03:58):
We which is not abnormal. It's not.
No, what weed? What weed?
We gardened. What weed do?
Weed, which is not abnormal for Mario, that is.
It's happened quite a few times.I've been in my shaggy face.
During during the filming of this Not me.

(04:22):
I know you've been stone cold. Popped a little cherry.
Well I'm what are you talking about?
What do you mean of me doing it?What Bryn's like, I've never
been high on the podcast. I haven't.
She's been sloshed drunk. The podcast is like the one day
a week that we really like go in, like when we're hanging out

(04:45):
at home, not really doing anything else.
The podcast day is like the one day that we.
Yeah, weed, weed. Well, you weed.
Well, I do it a lot. I missed out my whole life so I
just started doing it recently and.
I feel low key like I've turned to the dark side.
Speaking of Star Wars, I think with the past couple of days.
Yeah, we've just been watching Star Wars.

(05:05):
Yeah. And we've been relaxing.
We've been. So go, go, go, go, go.
We, yes, we're going to talk about in this podcast Star Wars
a little bit, yes, not too crazybecause we do want to do a
dedicated episode at some point.Yes, yes, we're just like, it
just happens to be what we're doing.
We also have something really fun planned that I'll let Mario
tell you, but I really. Want to tell him right now what
are you doing? Because I quickly want to

(05:26):
interject and I need to get thisoff my chest.
OK? We owe Post Malone a very.
Oh fuck, a posty. It was last episode or the
episode before Coachella Part 2.Yeah, yeah, we were.
We were ragging on you pretty hard and you redeemed yourself.
Yeah, we just saw you again thislast weekend.
Yes, and it was incredible. It was Jelly Roll.

(05:47):
Jelly Roll and post. Malone and Post Malone.
And Jelly Roll brought out brought out Nickelback.
Yes. So cool.
Look at this photograph. Eminem.
Amazing. I'm through with standing in
line. The places never get in at the
bottom of the night and I'm never going to win it.
Take that better than that and then done the big oh, you're

(06:11):
going to do it. We suck.
No, OK, we saw post. Malone.
We saw Post Malone and Jelly Roll.
So much better, so fun. We were so close.
To him. Oh yeah, no, it's like it kind
of confirmed my suspicions again, allegedly.
I don't know, I think Post Malone was super drunk.
Yeah, I think Coachella might have just been a coach.

(06:32):
Yeah, he. Was just, he was an off day.
He was just, I think he was justwasted.
I don't know. We don't have to harp on that.
No, we don't. Again, we're like, no, he
performed when he's on tour now and it was him a Jelly roll.
They put on a hell of a show. Post Malone put on hell of a
show. I was losing my mind.
It was awesome. Definitely redeemed himself and
we just. Needed to say it.
Yeah. And I like, I like, yeah, credit
where Credit to do. Like there's no hill worth dying

(06:55):
on, you know what I mean? I don't know what I mean.
Either. Long story short, we're going to
be talking about Star Wars for alittle bit, and we're going to
be doing another episode of Truth or Truth.
That's Bryn. It's the air horn.

(07:16):
Top right, top right green button I.
Didn't reach it. We're doing another episode of
Truth or Truth. So excited.
I know we've been wanting to. Do this.
So excited. I just have a couple questions
about Star Wars, OK. And then we can dive right into
truth or truth what? Ask them.

(07:37):
No, because I feel like if you're a boyfriend, a
girlfriend, a significant other,a brother, a friend, I don't
know, and you're struggling to get that certain someone to
finally sit down and watch fucking Star Wars, You know what
I mean? I feel like a lot of Star Wars
fans can relate to that feeling.Yeah, I started showing you

(07:58):
movies that were more whimsical,fantastical, science fictiony,
you know what I mean? But tailored to you.
And I feel like early on in our relationship, I started doing
that and figuring out what you were into because we watch Game
of Thrones. You really like the feelers even
though I watched all of them andit was a lot of hours.
Of TV you really like. You really like Lord of the
Rings, You really like The Last of Us?

(08:19):
You really like Breaking Bad. You really like you?
Liked all? You've liked them all and like
slowly whatever. It's just Star Wars is, in my
opinion, other than Marvel. It's it's it's, it's almost like
a it's like a school project. It's like homework.
It's so much. There's well, we also yeah, let
me start watch. I just said that it was a rough
one. I didn't mean that like it was a

(08:40):
rough watch because now I've watched the 1st.
No, no, you're just saying. Rough to get me to the point to
watch it. Yeah, because it's a lot to
commit to. It is like if you've never
watched Star Wars and you're an adult and you've never watched
Star Wars, it's like when am I going to sit down and watch
these five series, these like 3 trilogies, like all this stuff
and whatever and. And also be able to like
mentally track everything that'sgoing on because there's a lot.

(09:02):
It's every scene is like important and there's a lot and
there's Easter eggs and there's this and there's that and it's.
What I'm trying to get at is I put Bryn through the bubble gum
booty Batty gauntlet boot. Camp.
The bubble gum booty Batty boot camp.
It was right there. It was Gauntlet.
What the fuck? What the fuck?

(09:24):
You were just watching when Harry put his name in the
goblet. Well, he didn't, but yeah,
sorry. I just remember falling asleep.
Did you push him? Yeah, but no.
But we. Did you?
Push your name. But I've watched the first 3 and
rogue one now. Yes, but the way that I finally
got her to do it is because you watch so many different random

(09:47):
little commitment shows for the past year we've been together.
When it came time to finally pitch Star Wars for May the
Fourth, I was locked and loaded.Because remember what I said?
No. Awesome.

(10:07):
Watch me say all of this and then you're just gonna be like,
no, I just wanted to watch. It see it?
No, because I do remember you really liked the Last of Us and
we just watched Pirates of the Caribbean and I was like, I
think it's time we watched Star Wars.
It's like May the fourth cuz yousaid yes, no.
Okay, so you do remember. Okay, so but I was like, imagine
like a series that's like as bigas Marvel and it's like there's

(10:31):
a trilogy that's like Pirates ofthe Caribbean, like caliber, you
know what I mean? And then there's another trilogy
that's like Lord of the Rings caliber.
We're watching The Last of Us. So I was like, there's literally
a show where Pedro Pascal has toguide a small being across rough
territories. No, I know.
And you said that you watch The Mandalorian with no other

(10:52):
context of what's going on in Star Wars.
True. But what?
Which I I applaud. I applaud, but I feel like.
I, I, and I said this when I told you that I watched
Mandalorian. I watched it with my brother who
knows all the Star Wars lore. So he was explaining me.
Yeah, but I feel like already asyou're watching it and you
understand it for yourself and you've seen it yourself, you're
like, Oh yeah. But like.

(11:13):
It was really cool because my brother also like is going to
explain things and I had seen the movies when I was a kid so
he was like. And you haven't seen the.
Original through. It you haven't seen the original
trilogy, so like watching The Mandalorian, which takes place
after I know, but like, you don't even remember.
So it's like, no, yeah, watchingthe original trilogy followed
directly by The Mandalorian, Yeah.
It's going to be epic for you. I'm excited for you.
I'm excited to go on that adventure with you, you know

(11:35):
what I mean? But being able to break it down
by relating it to show those that you had already seen or
that we had watched together, yeah, made it so much easier to
get you to commit to the bit, You know what I mean?
To like watch all of it. And you watch the first 3.
And if anyone that's watched Star Wars knows, like there's a
lot of cringe throughout all of the series.
And there's a lot of things thatyou got to sit through the.

(11:58):
Graphics that are honestly, theymake it a little bit harder to
even like follow. Yeah, you watching all of them
in sequence and actually buying into it, especially after
sitting through like Lord of theRings, which is I'm sitting
through, is a terrible way to describe that.
Like no. Amazing.
Experience, and it is long and it's.
I did brain dump it a little. Of Lord of the Rings.

(12:19):
That's what I've noticed. It's like for me always growing
up, like watching movies and TV.And I know probably a lot of
people can relate to this. It's very important to me, Like,
remember a lot of the details and the quotes and the things
from the movies. And that's part of the
enjoyment. Yeah.
And like, you don't really quotemovies.
No, I quote like TV shows like I'm thinking like I quote

(12:40):
Vanderpump Rules on occasion, orlike even Love Island.
You quote a lot of like Internetmemes and like Internet
personality. Because that's also kind of
like, I mean, if you think aboutLord of the Rings and Star Wars
specifically, you watch them as a child, you've watched them
throughout your entire life. So you've had those things in
your head multiple times. So with me, it's like I, I don't
have that BI intake, a lot of social media and a lot of

(13:02):
current day memes and shit. So I say those a lot because
that's what's on my brain. And also, like, my FOR You page
is memes. It's not All Star Wars and stuff
like years, yeah. No, that, that makes sense.
Yeah. And I think it's very
interesting what I'm noticing more with like today's youth.
Like when I was growing up, all we had was movies, TV shows.
We didn't have smartphones, We didn't have social media.

(13:22):
Today's youth. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just saying like today's youth definitely like the youth
of today. Like not you included in that at
all. I feel like, not a youth, just
from me observing, I feel like they have way more quotable
Internet things than obviously Ihad grown up because we didn't
even have the Internet. Yeah.
So like me quoting movies, like all these Will Ferrell movies

(13:44):
and Star Wars and all these like, epic franchises and Marvel
and stuff. And I feel like a lot of people
my age can relate to that. You going around saying skippity
toilet? Literally, literally like.
Which also a note on Skippity, Idon't even know.
What that means? I don't either, but that's not
even what I was going to say. I remember when I was younger,
like literally in elementary school, and I probably had this
thought when I was in middle school too, but I was like, when

(14:05):
I become an adult, especially like an older adult, I'm going
to make sure I'm with the times and I know what all these like
young kids memes are. I need to know what's cool for
children because I need to be. I literally like made a note in
my head that I needed to appear cool to children when I was
older. And then I remember when.
Oh, right. No, no, because I wanted to be a
teacher and I didn't want. To be OK just clarify like me

(14:29):
copy paste white dude with a mustache if I said that same.
Shit, you just did. No, no, no, no, no.
I'll be like context. Get him No.
Context is I was going to be a teacher, so in my brain I was
going to be around kids and I wanted to be a cool teacher.
Yeah, that part out of the way. I remember thinking that
throughout my entire childhood and like young preteen life and
then when I was like early 20's,the first time I ever heard
fucking Skippity toilet rizz, I immediately I was like, no, I do

(14:53):
not care. I will never be cool with
children. Yeah, and that does not bother.
Me Reach a certain age in your 20s and you see teenagers in
today's youth. Oh, you don't care anymore?
No, it's not only that you don'tcare.
You're like, oh, look at these dorks.
Like, oh, yeah. Like, I remember when I was a
dork. Yeah.
You know what I mean? And like, that's not a bad thing
at all. Like, at all.
Like people, I feel like today'syouth is funnier than I'll ever

(15:13):
be. Like, and I applaud you guys.
And I hope you guys are as creative and pursue your
passions as much as possible. I've just noticed.
What was I? What did I even notice?
That they're cringy. That they're.
Cringy. Well, not cringy.
Well, no, I just. Think they're dorks?
They're dorks. Like, they're just dorks.
And that's like, I love being a dork.
We're just stupid. We've been dorks this entire
episode. Yeah.

(15:34):
Just like giggling at nothing and talking about nonsense and.
Talking about Star Wars. Yeah, once we realized that
we're all just a bunch of idiots, you know what I mean?
No matter what age they are. That's so crazy you bring that
up. I was literally just having this
thought earlier today because I think we've talked a lot about
how, like, I am always way too aware of what other people think
of me and it means much more to me than it probably should.
Yeah. And I literally went on this

(15:54):
whole mind journey today thinking about why.
Literally just like, why do I care what people think about me?
I think you. Probably noticed a lot.
Yeah, but. There was a big.
I have a great fear of being cringy.
Yeah, I don't really care at. All I care way too much about
it. And you've seen me in action.
No, but I was like, if I, I think that if I kind of let that
go a little bit, life would be alot more fun for me.

(16:15):
Yeah, what it was. What's the, what are the kids
saying nowadays? To be cringes, to be free, you
know? Well, we talked about this
during our Medieval Times episode also.
When I was growing up, like specifically, I don't know if it
was like nationwide, you know what I mean?
I would love to know what today's youth like, what inside
jokes or what type of jokes kidsbe telling nowadays, you know
what I mean? Like when I was coming up, it

(16:37):
was like dead baby jokes, Helen Keller jokes.
Oh, yeah, someone out there willget it.
Like, you know what I mean? Like there was.
Like or like yo Mama? Yo, Mama jokes, Chuck Norris
jokes, anti jokes. Like there was like all these
like, different phases of jokes throughout my entire youth.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying? And I've like like, I know I it
wasn't just my school in my state, like I know it had to be

(16:58):
everywhere. And I'd be curious what like
today's youth, like, what are they?
Is it like James Charles jokes? Like instead of Michael Jackson,
you know what I'm saying? Like.
Oh yeah. You know what I'm saying?
OK, my Star Wars questions. I really want to OK Anakin, Obi
Wan and Darth Maul. Fuck.
Marry, kill. Go.

(17:19):
Fuck Anakin. Oh.
Or do I marry him because I'm Loki would have power?
Not that like damn, but like. How different the universe would
have turned out if Padme was you.
Anakin would have been like, join me and you'd have been
like, OK, OK, wait, so. No but my original I was going

(17:40):
to say fuck Anakin but then alsolike Darth Maul and Loki but no
fuck. I had a feeling I've been
watching guys were watching it OK.
Hold on, I think that's also because you dressed up as Darth
Maul. Oh yeah, I was back when I was
in a little better shape and dressed up as Darth Maul.
It was like right when we first started dating.
It was nice. And we just.

(18:01):
No Kill Darth Maul, fuck Anakin,marry Obi Wan.
Damn Obi Wan in episode 2, yeah,when he's got his hair slicked
back like. Also Anakin in episode 2.
He was like a young, like I think it was like in his 20s.
I'm. Really bad at telling you OK.

(18:21):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, let me.
Was it when he had like the gothic kind of look with the
longer hair and the black drip? Yeah.
That's episode 3. It's not episode 2.
No, I know in episode 2 where amI thinking at the beginning of
episode 3? Because he's not full gothic the
entire episode. Three, no.
He goes like full Sith by the end.
But in the beginning he's kind of got that shaggy hair.

(18:41):
He's got a scar. Yeah, I think.
I was like, what? Is because I was like he still
looked like good like like he still.
Looked good in Attack of the Clones, yeah.
Like he didn't look evil. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like Padme,
Attack of the Clones, you. Know what?
Fuck him as Darth Vader. Damn, you really are addicted to
those toys. That's what.

(19:04):
Darth Vader, basically. Put the helmet on.
That's what, Oh my God, no. Because if you think about it,
like Anna can piece together, he's got every gadget he's.
He's got gadgets. And gizmos are funny.
Oh, you'd like, want to get forced choked?
Oh my God, you're a psycho. You could.
Use his lights now wait. See I just used my hand solo.

(19:26):
Because I was thinking it's likethis.
Show a look at I Want a PrincessLeia.
Look at that. Oh, Oh yeah, We didn't even show
off our shirts. Look at these.
Oh, don't put your cup in front of my get your cup out.
Oh, I'm sorry. Well, I was getting out of the
way of mine. You guys see mine?
Oh, what's his name? What's his name?

(19:46):
That is, we did. Give me a second.
Give me a second. Give me a second.
Wait, Boba Fett or wait. No, that's not Mandalorian.
Yeah. OK.
And who's this guy? Pedro Pascal and the Chai.
Actually, he is referred to as the Child.
I thought for sure you were justgoing to say Baby Yoda and I was

(20:08):
going to look at the camera and go, she's not there yet.
I. Know better?
Oh. So you know Grogu?
Yeah. OK, I.
Told you I watched the first season.
Oh yeah, you did. You never listen.
We're going to talk about Star Wars way more in depth.
We're all the way up to Rogue One, Yeah.
What was your favorite movie so far?
Probably. Cool.
Either Clone Wars or Revenge of the Sith.

(20:29):
OK, is it? It's Revenge of the Sith, right?
Yeah, the third one. Yeah, those were like your
favorite so far. Yeah, OK.
I think Revenge of the Sith, maybe because it's the one
that's has been nostalgic to me thus far.
It's the only one that's really been nostalgic to me.
Hello there. Or like yeah cuz it has Grievous
and yeah and he and Obi Wan rides that thing.

(20:50):
God, you really like Star Wars? Now I understand why you're into
it, no? No, no, but also then the second
one like I feel like is more aesthetically pleasing to watch.
Yeah, no, I like growing up. I was more drawn to the second
one. I watched the second one a bunch
of times. The cat.
All right, we're going to reset real quick.
Yeah. What?
The cat's literally ripping down.

(21:10):
That's wonderful. We're going to do a quick reset.
We'll do Star Wars way more in depth, another episode once we
watch it all the way through. But.
But we want to do. It's time for.
Truth or truth? What the fuck was that?
Did I do that? Wait, hold on.

(21:35):
Do that. Oh, that's crazy.
Hold on. We're still figuring this all
out. Truth or truth?
Please put me back to you. And now we start truth or truth
which we invented. Yes.
And I'm so excited for her. I had so much fun last time.

(21:55):
If you're not familiar with truth or truth, you guys
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where you guys can leave voicemails and we're just
answering your guys's questions and we're very excited to do
that. It's so fun.
It's so much fun prompted by things.
I think we did it like 4 episodes ago or five episodes

(22:16):
ago, something like that. And we were like, why don't we
just do Star Wars in the beginning and then Truth or
truth for the rest of eternity for the next 4 hours?
Yeah. OK, so here we go.
OK, you wanna go first? I can.
For our audio listeners, we havea screen recording of all of the
questions. It's like 4 minutes long.
There's a million questions. We're gonna click play, we're

(22:37):
gonna click pause, and we're gonna answer the question, your
guys's questions. Yes, OK, I'm going first.
Sure, OK. And play.
Go click Pause now. Oh, that could be fun.
What's something that almost gave you the ick about each
other? Oh, I, I know immediately.

(23:00):
Is it my sneezing? No, like the ick.
I feel like it's something that happens in the end.
No, they. Can be kind of anything.
Yeah. But I've like, I'm more related
to like the initial stages of our relationship, like things
when I didn't really know you that might give me the ick.
You mean like stopping and talking to me?
Yeah, that's why I was like, oh,I know when I got the ick.

(23:21):
Just a tad. Yeah, well, I was the exact
moment. I was assuming a lot.
It was like wrong on both ends. Not really, I don't know.
Yeah, it was. Really to blame.
It's not really about who's right or wrong anyways.
No, because that also gave me the ick about you.
It did. Yeah, I used to sit and like,
hate stalk you. What, in like the two weeks that

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we didn't talk? Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry. It's OK, but I remember
watching, I mean like. Wait, so are we just gonna?
OK, so next question. Up to that point in my life,
making content, I was still verymuch an outsider and I still
very much consider myself like an outsider, you know what I

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mean? Like I've just been kind of
doing my own thing. I don't really know that many
people in the space. I'm just making videos.
I'm trying to entertain as many people as possible with the
platforms that I have. You know what I mean?
And when I met you, you were a big creator that was like an
influencer and I and from California.
I lived in California and while we were in that first talking

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phase like I went to multiple events that.
I was, yeah. You were going to like all
these, like, concerts and eventswhen I was like, oh, this
person's like a real influencer.Yeah.
You know, like, in my brain at that time.
Yeah, Yeah. And I was like, at that point in
my life, I was like, I just likedoing this.
Like, I was like a stuck up California influencer.
Yeah. Yeah, so that kind of gave me
the ick. But I knew nothing about you.
I really was judging you before I got to know you.

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Yeah. And then we were talking for a
little bit and I think one time you.
I sent you AI sent you a video of me beer bonging with my
roommate's boyfriend at 11 AM. Yeah.
I'm fine to say. That no, I know that's not like
a but I just remember I was, I was like at work and at this
point I'm in the military, I'm in the fire department.

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I'm sweating my balls off working, doing something, hating
my life, hating where I'm at, trying to make videos in my
spare time hidden away, you knowwhat I mean?
Or like when I'm off shift and Ilike, I wanted to be living your
life so badly. And then it's like 11:00 in the
morning and like the first time I check my phone, you're you're
like beer bonging before I say anything else to hypocrite that

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I was because I've done way worse at way earlier times
throughout my life. You know what I mean?
Like I think in that moment. Perspective.
Just like in that moment, I don't know, I was just being
petty and miserable and hating my life and I literally was just
like, you know what? Like I barely have enough time
to pursue content when I can, you know what I mean?
And for some reason you sent me that and I was like, I can't

(25:55):
waste my time like partying or doing these shenanigans.
I've already partied and done those shenanigans so much of my
life. Like now all I really care about
is like building my platforms and entertainment and like all
these things that I'm pursuing and my passions.
So like I took one little video of you pre gaming before a pool
day with your friends at 11:00. Like on a beautiful day going to

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your. Beautiful California day.
Yeah, like like on a weekend or whatever, just gonna go have fun
with your friends. And I was just like, yeah.
And then just like that was it. That was, that was really it.
I think I got the IC from you ending things.
Well AI was pissed off yeah, butlike it.
Also I think what I got like really mad about.
I don't even know if this is what I would like consider the
IC but I like how did because I had a general or a genuine

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reason to be mad. I took it as you were scared of
like a relationship honestly. Well, that too, Like, yeah.
And. I kind of was like, I didn't
really know you and at that point I was like you either fit
my very strict agenda. Military.
I'm looking. For you know what I mean.
Yeah, well, no, not that. I thought about like your

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lifestyle. No, no, no, no.
Just like this very rigorous like checklist I'd made myself
just to defend myself from heartbreak and disaster.
And I. Remember getting like pissed off
because I was like he's just scared.
Like he's literally scared because up to that point anytime
we had talked, we would have wonderful conversations,
obviously. I know and that we're.
Waiting for each other and we'reliterally soul mates.

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So literally, like literally from day the one that we started
talking, it was like, this is perfect.
This is like the most perfect man I've ever met.
Like, and I could tell you felt similarly.
Like I knew we really liked eachother and like we were on a
really good path. And then that happened.
And I remember getting just so frustrated because I was like,
he's making a big deal out of something that wasn't a big

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deal. And I think it's because he's
scared and he doesn't want to actually try to like commit to
this or try to like make this work because of like your past
or whatever it might be. Like I literally just was like
he's making an excuse not to talk to me anymore.
Yeah, no, like, and I had said so often and you can like scroll
through my page. Like obviously I was like
fantasizing and Mario festing and dreaming about this like

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imaginary, most scrung, diddly, delectable, delicious bubble gum
booty, Batty, Gucci, gorgeous, got a sexy siren sorceress,
amazing, talented, down to earth, humble clean.
That was way out of my league. That was out there somewhere for
me, right? Like holds your same value.
And then, yeah. But then at the exact same time,
on the other side of the coin, and I was like, and I'm very

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much pursuing my passions, and I'll get nothing in the way of
that. And I very much want to, like,
protect my peace. And I'm very comfortably and
happily alone. Like, I felt like the Grinch,
you know what I mean? I was in my Kingdom by myself
making videos. Yeah.
And I was like, unless this perfect Angel shows up, Yeah,
then it's like, not gonna happen.
You were that perfect Angel. It just.
I know I like and. Then there was a moment where I

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was. What do you mean?
Like why you stopped talking to me?
Is like when you drank the the eleven.
Yeah, that's. Like I'm saying in your eyes
like. 30 times since we've been together.
What that's? I know, but I'm like, in your
eyes, I feel like that was the thing where you were like, oh,
she's not perfect. Never mind like.
That I was looking like actuallylooking back on it, moment of
clarity, like I was looking for.I was like, give me a reason.

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Yeah, you know what I mean? Like that's the point of my
life. I was in like the most perfect
person for me could have been with me and I was just looking
for any reason to be like, I don't need this, you know what I
mean? I'm very comfortable and happy
by myself. Do my own thing and just give me
one reason and I'm doing my own thing.
Since this is the first time we've actually talked about

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this, we've hinted at it a couple times.
This is the first time really like telling you guys about it.
Yeah, I will say that I was still the one to get us back
together. I was the one to get us together
in the 1st place and I was also the one to get us back together.
I hit you up the very beginning of the year.
We talked for about 3 weeks, 3 or 4 weeks and then beer bong
incident and then we went, I think it was only like a week or

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a week and 1/2. It was not long at all without
us talking. No, I hit you back up because I
got an opportunity to come to Vegas to do like it was like for
a brand, whatever. And I think we were both kind
of, I don't know how to say this.
But looking at each other via. I mean, like we were very much
like, what do you call it, the talking stage?

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Like we were just like. We were strangers that met
through the Internet and we likejust started talking for like a
few weeks. We Facetimed a couple of times.
We Facetimed a couple of times. We didn't know if anything was
going to come of it. The beer bong thing happened
like it was like it was not. It was very casual and I'm
trying to say something without.Sound whores.
We were whores. We were whores.

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I think we were casually talkingto a couple other.
Yeah, yeah. People in that time, yeah.
And like, again, nothing seriousat all, but yeah.
But then. When I think in Las.
Vegas because I texted Mario andI was like not me getting the
opportunity to live in Vegas fora month and you were probably
you were like no way, that's so cool and then we.
Maybe we can hang out if you come out this way.
For sure. Yeah, for sure.

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And then once we like, met in person, it was game over.
Yeah, it was just done. Yeah.
It was just like, OK, fuck yeah.Like, yeah, it was.
It really was couple. Days after that that we
announced that we were dating. On Yeah.
So did you get the ick from me at all?
Since we've been together, I could think of like 30 things
I've done today. That I was gonna say, there's
been a couple of times. What?
Have you been talking about? The first time I ever saw you

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wear flip flops. I will never not wear flip flops
and Crocs, I love them too much.There's been a couple things.
Oh, when you get oh. I don't know.
You are remember I did that and then you gave me that look of
like what? I just gave you what the fuck I
we were. Watching the movie and I was
impersonating like I was doing the Jar Jar voice and stuff.
Yeah. And then you like looked at me

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like, oh, that's fun. No, I don't.
Know how to say this without sounding really mean because it
might actually sound really mean.
Say I don't know if it's the ick, but it makes me more just
like giggly. It's I don't know, I don't know
how to explain it, but like you'll do something or you'll
think of something or explain something to me and you'll
literally like hands behind yourback.
Stand there and be like, we're on this.

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Like George Washington crossing the.
Door, It's literally like pacingback and forth across the floor
and you'll be like, he's gonna do it.
This is it. This is the big one.
This is going to mean something someday.
Like just help. I'm like no like a fucking like
the douchey villain in a Bond movie.

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Yeah, literally pacing the floor.
I literally think that we're going to be able to be
successful in this venture. They're like.
You'll look at me and you'll be like Bryn.
Like that nod, just like Bryn. I think this is it.
It's like when I go like finance, bro, we're on to
something good here. Yeah, I don't know how I can't.
It's just like, so it's so theatrical.

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I think that's what I'm getting at.
It's like when you're over the top theatrical, sometimes just
in like our personal hanging out, I get a little icked out.
Yeah, no, I could see that. Just sometimes, not all.
OK, we'll move on. We gotta go to the.
Next time, yeah, yeah, Here it's.
Your track, I could see that giving you the ick.
It's my turn. Yeah.
OK, so I was. Playing already, but there's a
lot it's. 3 minutes, OK. And pause.

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Oh great. Who's better at Mario Kart?
Unfortunately. We're gonna find out.
Actually, No, No, no, no, no. That's what we've talked about
this. Because I preordered the
Nintendo Switch too. So we'll find out then.
Yes, because you won't know all the courses.
And yet we talked about this. I don't know all the maps
because as of now, we're starting at Ground Zero.
Yeah. And you're like right there with

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me sometimes, you know what I mean?
Like you've never beat me in a series.
Yes, I have multiple times. Have you?
No, but like when I'm like fullyusing my good cart, like my good
build. I honestly think.
So I don't know, I do. I'd like it make it difficult on
myself and like give myself likea really shitty build and then

(33:42):
like always, I know. But I've done that a lot with
you. Just kind of keep a little more
entertaining and I know you havebeat me in a couple series like
that. No, I swear I've beat you in a
final. Series First off, I don't know
who's better. I feel like I'm obviously a
little better, but I feel like there's a good chance I'm
pretty. Good.
You're good, Trials. Yeah, you're good.
I'm good. We've been doing a lot of mirror
racing and we have the Nintendo Switch 2 coming with the Mario

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Kart World, which is like old, new maps and stuff.
I think that's like next month. New characters, new maps, new
cards, more everything. So like, it's like we'll find
out then because we're both starting it together with no
history or experience with it. Yeah.
So then we'll know. Then we'll let you know then.
There you go. I got a pocket.
Got a pocket full? Of sunshine I gotta.
Love it and 321 boom. Oh this is perfect.

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Have y'all had any crazy dreams about each other?
Yes, all the time. I don't understand but Mario had
a dream this morning. Hold on.
So oh, how do we tell this? I can just tell it.
Do I say my? Part or your part?
First let me let me say my part first.
Yeah, this is OK, Just picture. We're waking up in the morning
right now and this is exactly how it went.
Every morning Brynn wakes up andshe gives me in full detail the

(34:59):
Christopher Nolan trilogy she watched in her head.
The night before, very vivid dreams.
She has dreams all the time. Yeah, especially like when I go
back to sleep in the morning, myI just have a lot of dreams.
Very vivid. You could blink and be like,
that was a good episode, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got really excited this
morning because I had a very vivid dream.
Yeah. And I woke up and I remembered
it. And I remember, like, waking up,
like, out of breath. Like, it was a nightmare.

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It was an actual nightmare. Woke up and immediately told me.
About yeah. And I was like, and you were
already awake, just scrolling, learning.
Like, I just had the scariest dream.
I was like in a crowd of people,right.
And it was like, really like, claustrophobic.
I was just, like, all getting squished.
And then these huge dudes, yeah,like, started like making their
way towards me. And they were squishing me.

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Yeah. I was in like, the trash
compactor, another Star Wars reference.
Like I was just getting squishedby these huge, massive.
Dudes, and I say you actually were speaking in your sleep.
And I was like, I talked to my what did I say?
Let's fuck. Oh my God, it was so funny.
I'm like, what are you talking about?

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No, because he was laying there kind of tossing and turning and
I literally hear him go, oh. My God and I'm.
And then he wakes up and immediately tells me that and I
was like. I don't remember like saying
that in the dream, but I could. I was like, you could have had a
different dream, I feel like about me.
In the dream I was very flatter flight.
Fighter Flight. I was very fighter.

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Fighter Flight. I was very flight if fight.
I was a firefight. I was a fly or flight or flight.
I was flight or flight. Yeah, I was fight or flight.
Yes, yes, I was. Fight or flight?
So you were saying what's up? And so like when the dudes were
crowding me, I could see myself in my dream going like full
Deadpool, going like full reverse psychology, like going

(36:46):
like full crazy, like, you know what I mean?
Being like. Yeah, let's do it.
I don't think it was. And then I like.
I don't think. That's the only explanation.
No, it's not because I was awakewhen you said it out loud and it
did not sound like that because I thought you were speaking to
me at first. Knows how it and I said huh, I
said huh? And then you were asleep and.
It's not like I'm going to perform it in real life, but in
my brain it was probably me acting like that.

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I might have just been like, let's fuck.
It might have sounded like that in real life.
But I. Will screw you in my dream it
wasn't like. See if I could do it because it
was more like let's fuck. Was it?
Maria. Maybe it was just it.
Wasn't like let's fuck. Maybe my subconscious just knew

(37:28):
you were there and awake and it was kind of like prepping you.
It was like, hey, he's getting up soon.
And it was just like me, like mymy subconscious brain feel like
he's about to wake up from a nightmare.
You know what? I mean it was 4 play like 4/4.
Play. Yeah, like my play.
You know brain's got a poop likebrain.
You get it, It's 4/4 play. It's 8 play. 4/4 play?

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No, it's 4 ^2, so it'd be 16 play.
What was the question? The dreams about each other.
Yeah, and then you just dream about me, like cheating on you
every fucking night. Here.
It's my turn. I know I'm just swirling to like
a random part in the in the thinking about BBD.
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump,

(38:12):
bump. Can mop, can mop fuck, Can mop
RIP? Do you remember how red What
bottom right one? What's that say?
Can Mario read give? Me, that shit.

(38:32):
Let me do it again. Let me do it again.
I'm sorry. God, I couldn't help it.
I'm sorry. Go, go.
Just tell me when to click. Pause.
And in and in a 321 stop. Where would you guys be right
now if you weren't together? Oh wow, so like if we never met.
That's a good one. Oh yeah, that is a good.
One damn. Fuck.
OK, hold on. You go first, I got to think.

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I would most likely still be in California, probably still in
Orange County or LA, and hopefully that wouldn't be a bad
path for me because I know when I frequented LAA lot that it was
not the healthiest time of my life.
Like I was the party girl that you were scared that I was.
That was me when I lived in Florida.

(39:17):
But no, if I stayed, if I had moved to LA, probably that which
I was thinking about moving to LA, my manager really wanted me
to. What would you be doing the
same? Just making videos, just.
Yeah, literally. Yeah, I think so.
I mean, probably still dating around, just going to bars with
my friends and going to a lot ofinfluencer events.

(39:38):
I don't know. Interesting.
Yeah, like, no, I don't even like thinking about not meeting
you now. Yeah, because where would?
You be without you. Well, no, because like as I've
mentioned every episode, I just got out of the military and it's
like I, I, I know I definitely would have still got out of the

(39:59):
military and then I would have just been pursuing doing videos
full time. I know I'd still be out of the
military because I was dead set on that.
Like I just needed to get out with everything that was going
on with social media and my goals and my passions in
general. And so I know I'd still be out
of the military, but where I'd be like, I could be back home in

(40:21):
Washington or maybe I'd be travelling a little bit more,
which we've talked about. We want to go travel and we have
big plans to go travel and do things.
I feel like the good thing is we'd both kind of be on the same
path still, yeah. Making videos, making content.
We'd just be in completely different places.
Yeah. I don't like, I I don't think my

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life would change that. I wouldn't be doing it.
We wouldn't be here making this podcast, that's for sure.
There's a part of me that feels like we inevitably would have
hit one another up. Yeah, as long as we were still
single, I feel like that would have happened at.
Some point last year because like, I probably would have been
like the helpless, hopeless romantic dude traveling the
world. I'd already been seeing your

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videos a lot on my For you page and like was getting more and
more of a crush on you. And the fact that we did long
distance relationship while I was in the military and you put
up with me being in the military, which I just couldn't
imagine anybody wanting to do that, especially someone in your
position, like very successful in the social media space or
you're living in California. Like taking a chance on me while

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I was still very much tied down to the US government, signed my
life away, you know what I mean?So like, I'm really glad it all
worked out the way it did. And I'd want to say that I'm
still doing the same thing that I'd be doing.
And honestly, I think it might even be even harder to do it.
I feel like it's less difficult now to make videos now that I
have not want to say almost likea Co star.

(41:47):
Yeah. And like someone to bounce my
creative ideas off of. You can show me ideas.
I can show you ideas like I could watch your videos for you.
I help you edit. You help me edit.
Like we bounce so much off each other and I feel like our
content has gotten so much better because we're such a good
team. Yeah, between the both of us.
Jesus. So I feel like.
I think that's well I. Mean inevitably, we probably
would have met. My contents gotten a lot better

(42:09):
since we've gone together 'causeyou've taught me a lot.
Yeah. And I feel like I've just in
general, gotten a lot more comfortable in front of the
camera over the past couple years.
Yeah, like a year and a half that we've been together.
I feel like we were always destined to meet because we both
got into the space. We both very much would have
been in this space, yeah. Both of our videos were always
tailored unknowingly to inevitably meet eventually,

(42:31):
Yeah. Because I was posting a lot of
like single girl content. And I was posting a single dude
content. Yeah, I've been saying this for
a long time, but every profile that you have across all of your
social media should be your dating profile.
Why don't you treat it like yourdating profile?
I feel like online dating is theway to go.
You know what I mean? But like, I didn't download an
app do it, You know what I mean?I just was unapologetically

(42:52):
myself. Me.
Well, no, I actually, I had had apps before.
I had Tinder and all that, like all that stuff.
I. Was a hinge.
Oh. I don't know if I ever had a
hinge. Yeah, I was a Hinge girly.
I just started treating my social media as my dating
profile, which I mean, like, if you really think about it like
your social media is a platform for you to express yourself and

(43:16):
who you are. Yeah.
And almost give yourself a stageso people can kind of like see
you and determine how they feel on you.
It's a profile. So like it's.
Literally a profile. I would go on there all the time
and just be like, this is me. This is unapologetically goofy
me. Like, I would love to share this
life with somebody. And these are my thoughts on
this and that. And I'd make jokes about that.

(43:37):
And then eventually just, you know what I mean?
Like, I was just me. Yeah.
Online. And it kind of like naturally
led to where it needed to go. So I would probably still be in
California and you would be? I'd either still be here or I'd
be in Washington, or I'd be likeeverywhere I remember talking
about like wherever I got out ofthe military, my original plan
was just a walk home. Wherever I was, it was like, I'm

(44:00):
going to travel by foot to get back.
I don't care how long it takes. That was my plan.
And I thought I was going to getout when I was in Florida and I
really was looking into it. And when I was here in Vegas, I
talked about it before. I was like, I want to like walk
back, like almost like Forrest Gumpet.
I do want to do stuff like that.And I know we've talked about
like making vlogs and videos andlike traveling and doing things.

(44:21):
And obviously that's just more stuff to talk about on here too
and just to make videos about. I feel like if you're in a
relationship, I don't know who asked that question, but that's
a really good question to ask because it's like, are you still
doing what you wanted to do whenyou were single?
Or are you still on track to do what you were destined to do or
what you were passionate about doing or what you were dreaming

(44:43):
of doing? Like, are we supporting each
other in that? I feel like that's a really good
question to ask your partner, nomatter how long you've been
together. Like if we weren't together,
where would we be right now? Like, are you still doing with
your life what you envisioned? Yeah.
And it's like, I think so. The only thing I pulled away
from it is like, I would like totravel more.
Yeah, and that's what we're planning on doing.
But other than that, like, I feel like I'd be doing the same

(45:04):
thing and I wouldn't even be doing it as good as I'm doing it
right now. Yeah.
So I feel like that's a really good question.
If you have a friend, a family member, a significant other, you
should ask him that. Yeah, that's a great question.
Great fucking question. I like that question a lot.
Yeah. 321 go. Who is Mario's favorite of your

(45:25):
cats and why? You know the answer to that I.
Do and it makes me sad, Cosmo. Well, Cosmo, just, I feel like
I've always been a dog person mywhole life.
Yeah. And then once I got cats, I was
like, wait, I feel like I'm a fucking cat.
I love the aspect of how like the cats take their space and
give you your space. Yeah, I think you'll also like

(45:48):
Cosmo more because he's more respective of that.
Yeah, smokes is very like penalty.
Attention. He's not in here right now.
He's usually in here all the time like he's just all over me
all the he's everything and everywhere all of the time.
Was it your turn? Is it my turn?
Your turn. It's.
Your turn now, OK. Do you wanna go?
Yeah. OK.
Is it playing? Yeah, OK.
All right. 321 stop. Oh, I got it.

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Curious question if Mario ever has asked to role play or would
ask what as because I liked he'dask.
I feel like this person was likethere was no time limit to this
question. You could have just taken your
time. I feel like this person was like
dollars and like, there's no, there's no, you didn't have like

(46:33):
10. Seconds actual question.
I think it's asking like. What you what?
I would want to do is OK What would you want to do as like a
role play or what would? You want OK if Mario ever asked
to role play and what as? Because, yeah, I think they're
asking if you've ever asked to role play and what it was as
because they feel like you wouldask me.

(46:53):
Yeah. Yeah.
He hasn't asked me. I don't know.
Not seriously. You haven't asked me seriously.
No. You've made a lot of jokes.
Yeah, but. We always talk about the Grinch
and Martha May, who for some reason.
We're both like. Obsessed with that dynamic.
That's the only one. But I don't know if I could
actually ever role play OK. Leave them out of this.
Leave Whoville. Horville.

(47:15):
Out of this, because that's the other thing is I think you would
also think of role play in termsof like movie characters, but
there's also other ways to role play.
Oh, you mean just like? Like cop or like pizza guy or
like the. Classic ones, you know.
OK, OK, let's go with that way then.
I don't know. So what would the dynamic that
we'd choose be? Would it be like pizza boy, pool

(47:36):
boy, plumber maybe Pool boy nosyneighbor like maybe?
Maybe pool boy or plumber. Me as a pool boy, yeah, I'm more
of like a like a jacuzzi fat ass.
Well, I said her plumber. Plumber.
Because your name is Mario. Like an actual, like, it would
be like actual Mario and Peach, but like me as a plumber showing

(47:59):
up to the castle. Yeah, like trying to solve.
Trying to clean my pipes. Hey so this place is pretty
nice. What's the problem?
Like? I could probably do that.
I don't know if I could, but what?
Give me some. Why would you have to put a
voice with it? I have to.
Please don't Hey Peach, if it's going to work.
The problem is you're shoving all these piranha plants down.

(48:21):
You fucking drain. Like you really get into that,
like New York, Boston, whatever.Like I can get into that.
Like Super Mario, like hardcore New York Italian, you know what
I mean? Like plumber, I really get into
it. Yeah, we could do that for sure.
I take it all back. Hey, your pipes are a little
off. You have to.
Say which one you would choose. I think that one, I think you

(48:42):
talked me into it. No, I meant like out of the
classes. Like I'd be a plumber.
Oh God, OK. Yeah, I'm here to fix the pipes.
I hate this now because I feel like this is going to.
Happen later tonight, Pipes. Oh yeah, for sure.
Imagine. No, like, we're not going to be
like doing it intentionally. We're just going to be in the
middle of it. Mario just going to whip that
out of. Nowhere.
My favorite joke is the forgotten callback.

(49:05):
It's like it's going to be late tonight because we do have to
pack. We're going a little trippy poo
and we have some chores to do. We have some like things that we
have to knock out before we go to bed.
And so we're late and we're going to brush our teeth.
You're going to be laying there.You're going to be hoping I
don't turn the TV on. You're going to be scrolling.
You're going to be minding your own business.
And I'm going to be in the bathroom and I'm going to go.

(49:26):
Bryn, here you go and I'm going to go how much hair you put down
this fucking pipe? God help me and.
You're going to go, Oh my God, like exactly like.
That tell me when to stop. I can already see.
Our future Talking about this anymore.
Tell me when to stop. Stop.
Yeah. Wait, didn't you just do the

(49:49):
last one? No, you just did.
Did I? Yeah, I had to read it for you
because you don't know how to read the English language.
Wait, tell me when to pause again.
Sorry. What do you do?
Are you just reading? Them just tell me one.
Just give me it. Give me that.
Give me that right now. Tell me.
What to pause? Pause it.

(50:10):
If your reflection ever blinked when you didn't, would you tell
anyone? Oh my.
God, what the fuck Like you're looking at how would I know?
No. Because you didn't like if
you're looking in the mirror andyou're.

(50:31):
Reflection blinks at you. Would you?
What the fuck? I probably.
Would I probably imagine if we're brushing her teeth?
But what if I just go it blinkedor just go I can see you.
Your dumb ass would do it for sure.
You'd be brushing her teeth and go go.
I blinked and I'd be like, what?And he'd be like my reflection

(50:54):
blinked. I'm like, well, you probably
blinked. I didn't blink, but it blinked
and then. But like what if you went to a
psych ward because of it? No, I just I'd be like, oh, I'm
seeing I don't that's AI hate that question.
OK. Your turn.
There's no such thing as a stupid question, my ass.
OK, here we go. No, that one was pause.

(51:17):
What would you do if Mario shaved the womb broom?
Please don't, Mario. For those of you who don't know
the womb broom, I can't shave. I can't you.
I'm catfishing you as we speak right now.
No, I mean like I, I honestly think that it's such a big
change, it would take a lot of getting used to.
Me right now, shaving my mustache.

(51:40):
Oh my God, I wouldn't even recognize me.
You know what I mean? No, don't, don't, don't.
Oh my God, If people start like making videos, editing out my
mustache, I'm going to freak out.
Don't. I don't want to see me without
it. This is me now.
I've had it for like almost fouryears, I think.
Yeah, this is me. I don't know at what point it
becomes like, Do you remember the?

(52:01):
Dream I had I don't know if thisis bad or not, I don't think it
is, but do you remember the dream I had where you shaved
your moustache in my dream and you were like, I know I look
really different now but in my dream when you shaved your
moustache you turned into like abig buff black dude.
What the? Fuck.

(52:23):
It's a real dream I had a couplemonths ago that.
If I shave my muscle I do a big big buff black dude.
I don't know what I would do, honestly.
I think it would take a lot of getting used to.
I don't know, Like I can't picture it.
I have never seen you. I've seen pictures of you, but
that was when you were a lot younger and your body was
different. That sentence.

(52:45):
Was different. It was different than it is I'm.
Crying. Oh, I could see your mouth
talking way faster than your brain was processing.
And you were just like going, going and I saw you go.
Did I just say that out loud? Different's fine.
I stand by different. You just called me fat in like 5

(53:08):
different languages, no? I didn't.
What? Your body was different.
Oh stupid. Oh God.
OK, skip the question. It's my turn.
I'm not shaving it. OK?
I'm not fucking shaving it. It's my turn.
Tell me what to stop it? Oh.

(53:29):
I love this game. Stop it.
OK, who's better at Smash? Me.
Yeah, I win every time. Yeah, said the.
Old man. What a great podcast, no?

(53:49):
'Cause I play as Kirby and I just.
No, I was just like, imagine that's the whole podcast.
I float up to. Are you good at Super Smash
Bros? Yep.
Cool. I play as Kirby and I float up
and then I turn into a rock and I smash down and you get so mad
at me. That's so fun.
I'm doing on it. I'm really good at Mario Kart.
I suck. At Smash.
Yeah. OK, stop.
It's been go. Yeah, stop.

(54:12):
If one of you had to eat, the other just A5, who?
If one of you had to eat, what am I doing?

(54:37):
For our audio listeners, Mario Turn on No.
I technically though would live longer.
Hold on, what was the question? I would eat you if we had to
survive and you're. Saying that there's like more
rations, like if if I ate you I would live way longer because
you're so much. But I don't like fatty meat.

(55:00):
Anytime I eat. Any time I eat meat, I give
Mario the fat. It's not Wagyu this you're
saying that you're like, oh, it's like a really?
Wagyu beef made by them like standing.
Around and not doing Making me feel like pork.
You know what I mean? Not beef.
You're making me feel like pork.No, but isn't Wagyu made because

(55:21):
like those cows are literally like restricted and so they
don't? Like move around always.
You are like whatever. It's time to get the same time
we're going off the rails. We got too hot here.
We keep. So.
Proud Hold on. Stop, stop.
Wagyu cows. They just eat olives.
I know. That's why they that's what
they. Eat They are Italian.
That marbling, so like I feel like I'd have real good

(55:43):
marbling. I feel like I would taste
really, I feel like you would taste terrific.
And so I'd be really sad becauseobviously I'm going to give up
my body so you can live and lasta very long time as we
discussed, but I feel like I'd be missing out on a tree.
Like I feel like if. I could give you a nibble.
That's what I'd say. If it's for survival, like you
could have like one of my butt cheeks.

(56:04):
Oh, I got an idea. Oh, great question.
Great question. So we're stuck in a helicopter
crash in the Cascade mountain range.
It's snowy. It's been like a week.
Obviously, we're starving. Doordash's nuts giving us
Jordach hasn't brought us any ofour.
Orders qualify for my Hunter's license when I tried to get it

(56:25):
at 8:00, so I have no help there.
Yeah. So we're not hunting, we're just
sitting and we're looking at each other like who's going to
eat who? And I all I ask in that
scenario, OK. Yeah.
Just let me eat up to one of your elbows.
You can have an arm. You know what I mean?
Like, so I can taste a little bit.
You gave up a little bit. Yeah.
You gave me like, how much is like your arm?

(56:46):
It probably lasts me like a day.Or you give me a couple days
worth. Yeah.
And then it's like, OK, no one'scoming.
It's been a couple days. I don't eat anymore.
You, none of you goes to waste. Then you could have full access.
To it sucks. Oh, but we could just eat each
other. Like you eat an arm and it's
like, OK, my turn that I eat an arm and there's like rock,
paper, scissors. Shoot for like our legs.
Oh my God. You know what sucks in this
scenario? What?

(57:07):
There's no salt or pepper. I don't think there's a lot of
salt in here. I'd make you real sweaty before
because the salt from your sweat.
Who's Fern is it is it was I just do that one Yeah, yeah, OK
Oh my salt. No, that's yeah, the salt.

(57:29):
Holy shit. Tell.
Me. When to stop?
Oh, you can stop. Are burgers theoretically
sandwiches? Yes.
Oh wait, no, it sounds better. OK, do the next one.
If you could have a hybrid of two animals, what would it be?

(57:51):
Like a chicken and a fish. 2 animals.
Yes. OK.
Like a hybrid together. We're not talking like me and a
Centaur like me or no hybrid like with an.
Animal. No, because you brought this up
when we were talking about red pandas.
You said they. Were like immediately turtle
came to my brain just for the shell capabilities because it's
like armor. OK, so like an animal with a
turtle shell, OK. Or like the oh like the armor of

(58:12):
a turtle shell. Yeah, for their skin that the
only like. A lion in a turtle, because
imagine a lion but with a. Lions are just so stealthy and I
feel like the Shell's going to be very clingy.
You know what if it's like? Or like Armadillo, kind of.
Yeah. OK, hold on.
Let's think about it. This is good.
OK. I thought this question was
going to be a little silly, and now I'm like, it is silly, but

(58:33):
I'm locked in on it. Yeah.
OK. I want to do something with that
element of like a cat. Something with a cat cuz they're
cool. Yeah, I know.
Cats are like the greatest murderers on planet Earth.
They are the monsters. They are the greatest.
Was a fishing hunter. Animals on land.
Cat and a dog. Cat.

(58:54):
Dog. Cat, dog.
Cat, dog, cat, dog, dog. You ever watch that growing up?
Yeah, I wouldn't do that. That would just be stupid.
That's just been done before. There's like horns, tails,
wings, shells. Like, I want to take a component
of something like that and add it to like, it's like the
missing link of something. Yeah, like a polar bear with
wings. Yeah.
Like that's what I mean A. Polar bear and a bird.

(59:15):
You give like a grizzly bear like the armor of like a, like a
tortoise shell or like a, the height of a rhino or some crazy
shit. So it's like indestructible, you
know, So that's what I'm talkingabout, like adding those two
elements to or like you give a lion cuttlefish capabilities.
You know what cuttlefish is? Kind No.
Cuttlefish or like predator, youknow, like predator.

(59:38):
OK, have I shown you predator yet?
No, it's they literally can change.
Like, you know, octopuses, chameleons can change colors.
Cuttlefish are the best at it. Cuttlefish are the best at it.
Right. So you give you give like a like
a tiger. Yeah.
You give a tiger, like the most lethal animal on the planet.
Cuttlefish capabilities where itcan like camouflage itself.
Game over. I would do a tiger with a

(01:00:01):
cuttlefish. That would be really cool.
You said polar bear with wings or something or like.
Yeah, I said. A polar bear and a bird, a polar
bear and an albatross, or a polar bear and a hawk.
Or like a. Pedigree Falcon doesn't have
the. Pedigree Falcon is the fastest
animal on planet Earth. Forget how fast it goes.
Falcon Punch. Yeah, You know what I mean?
Yeah. So you'd give a polar bear wings

(01:00:23):
and I'd give like a Siberian tiger.
If I'm trying to get like a complete self, and this is,
we've had this conversation before, I feel like you
immediately went for like, you want to build a weapon.
Yeah, that wasn't originally what I was going to think of.
I was thinking of like just. Like a cute God what the fuck is
wrong with me? Why is everything like I want to
build that's I feel like maybe I'm generalizing but like this

(01:00:44):
is like a man thing. It's like let's immediately
build something for war. A polar bear with wings.
A tiger with cuttlefish camouflage.
What about like a cat So. You want to do something kind of
whimsical and magical and like fun and cute, I.
Was going to say like a cat and a butterfly or a cat and a fish
like a real catfish. Oh.
But like a cat. My polar bear's gonna fuck up

(01:01:06):
here. No a cat that could like swim
like a fish like but also be on a.
Cuttlefish copy. I'm just kidding.
Oh, wait, yeah, actually kind ofno.
That's funny, you actually said the exact same.
Well, I also said cat and butterfly because I think it
would be cute to see a cat. That would be cute.
I could see that. Or terrifying.
I'm scared of moths that are biga kitten.
And with butterfly wings. Butterflies are scary.

(01:01:28):
The butterfly sanctuary in Arizona, I'm.
Very specific about my winged insects and how they scare me.
OK, OK, a bee. You haven't been to the
butterfly enclosure? No cuz I thought the same moths.
Butterflies, moths scare. The same moths and I thought
butterflies were like cute and like I used to like them when I
was a kid. I went to the butterfly
enclosure. It's like they're kind of like

(01:01:48):
moths everywhere. Well, so they're prettier, but
they're. Still, Butterfly's flight is
this nice little. Yeah, you know what?
I. Mean hold on, hold on, hold on.
And then a family is very just lines everywhere.
Yeah, right. Moss, they're here and then
they're behind you and then they're there.
They teleport, you know what I mean?

(01:02:11):
Yeah, they just go everywhere. Yeah, they're everywhere all the
time. Yeah, and they get big too.
Yeah, and you grew up in Washington?
Who? Yeah.
That's why I'm also terrified ofmoths.
I I don't like Washington. Anytime I would find a moth in
my house, yeah, like, oh, it's asummer night.
We left the door open a little too long and then there's a
fucking moth in my room. No, because all of our outdoor
doors growing up had big light bulbs next to them, so if you

(01:02:33):
wanted to go inside, you were fighting a.
Dodging moths. Yeah, it's like a, it's like a
Hummingbird. Like it's huge.
Like, yeah, I know. I know what you're saying.
Yeah, I'm not a fan. So like, OK, so if you wanted to
create something very scary thatwas a hybrid of animals, you'd
give it moth wings. That is like, make a scary one.
Moth wings. Oh, moth wings on a tarantula.

(01:02:55):
Snake. Moth wings on a tarantula.
I actually, Yeah, Yeah. I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm done.
I'm done. I'm done.
Yeah. A tarantula like a I'm actually,
the wire's on me right now. But just thinking about that.
Oh, a tarantula. Just added together, You're too
scary things. What am I scared of?
Fish. And then I think the two things,

(01:03:17):
the two animals that really likeblow my mind like a tiger with
the capabilities of a tiger and a cuttlefish, which is so
foreign and. Alien What can a Penguin be
combined with a cat? Just you combine everything with
a cat. Do you know there's other
animals when you hit that thing when you're a kid and it was
like you spun it and you know what I mean?
And it would go like MO it was. I feel like yours landed on cat

(01:03:40):
every single time. It didn't land on anything else,
not once. Cat like it just landed.
On cat, think about a Penguin and a cat.
A is for cat. B is for cat.
C is for cat. D is for cat.
We're going to put Bryn in a very special class.
E is for cat. That's a good joke.

(01:04:04):
Yeah, well, I wasn't a special class.
I don't know, I think. So I I picked up a vine.
You know, I think I wasn't a special class at some.
Point We need to wrap this up. No, because I remember.
OK, I'll tell this story. Right?

(01:04:25):
OK, I remember I was in a math class.
I don't. I felt like I was in some sort
of special math class because I remember one of the kids did.
You have to leave your class to go to it.
I had to leave my class because one of the kids in the class put
a pencil in a microwave. So like.

(01:04:46):
No, I mean when you went to mathclass, you went to math class.
Did you have to leave your normal class to go to math
class? What's going?
To top that, oh I can't breathe.What?
Did you have to leave your classroom to go to the math

(01:05:07):
class? I don't remember OK I.
Don't know because then it wouldbe a special class, but if it
was just your regular class. I remember the the class next to
us, I would leave class every day because all my friends were
in the other class. For some reason, I was in this
other math class and they alwayslooked super focused and they

(01:05:29):
were like, and I would always goto the bathroom for like 10
minutes every math class and I would dance in the little window
doorway to my friends, you know what I mean?
And then I would go back and I remember for the final we played
a game spit. Sorry.
Everywhere. For the final we played a Game
Boy and it was like multiplication tables against
each other. That was our final for math and

(01:05:49):
I remember talking to older I just seemed like everyone else
in my grade at that time doing math were way more stressed than
my class. So you didn't you have to leave
your class though it was your regular class.
Yeah, but yeah. So it wasn't a special class.
I don't know. I think it was maybe?

(01:06:10):
It would have been your whole class then.
Like, no, I mean like your wholeschooling for that year would
have been a special class. Was it?
No, I really don't know. I feel like no one told me.
OK, I don't know. OK I'm being dead serious.
I just OK. I specifically remember I think
it was 6th this. Is something you would know.
No, I just, I remember. 6th grade people have different.

(01:06:31):
I just remember 7th grade all myfriends like felt like everyone
else. In middle school, yeah, there's
different levels of math education.
Oh my God. I didn't know that.
Yeah, like there's algebra, geometry, I think it was.
You probably tested it into a lower.
Theorem. I remember we did that in that
Class A ^2 + b ^2 = C ^2. We learned about Pythagoras,

(01:06:51):
yeah. In that one, so you just tested
into a lower math class than other people.
That's not a special class, that's.
It felt, trust me, we made it special.
OK everyone in my class. OK.
Holy hell. That was so much fun.
That was I want to do another one already.
I love truth or. Truth.
I love truth or truth. I can't wait to do truth or
truth again. This is like my favorite thing

(01:07:12):
to do. Yeah, I love it so much.
I. Really, really like.
That I can't wait to start answering people's like.
Voicemails I know Oh my God, Oh my God.
Fun. This is episode 11 and I don't
know who told me this right whenwe started talking about doing a
podcast, making a podcast and talking to our teams and people
that we were whatever someone told me that like like X amount

(01:07:33):
of podcast, he'll make it past 11 Episode 11 I.
Think it's like well. Over 50?
Hold on, let me look at that. Actually, only a small fraction
of podcasts, approximately 8.53%, ever reach 50 episodes.
OK. A staggering 47% of podcast
stopped before episode 3. Oh wait wow.

(01:07:55):
Oh, like I've I think someone told me that but said episode
11. Yeah, well, that still means
that probably not a lot make it to episode 11.
Like more than you would assume.Yeah, I want to keep.
I'm having too much fun doing it.
We're having so much fun doing it.
I could do truth or truth every single episode and be like give
the first half just yapping and then the second-half just

(01:08:15):
answering questions. It's.
So I love how this is still veryfree form and we're like trying
things out and kind of experimenting and just having
fun with it. Yeah.
And do we like talking about this?
Do we like talking about that? Do we like this format?
Do we like. And I feel like you guys who
have been watching with us up tothis point, you're watching
Frankenstein's monster on the table, like come together

(01:08:37):
because we have so many ideas for other things we want to do
on this channel and. Like, well, we always say too
like to tell us what you like and what you dislike.
I feel like that is such, like, so beneficial to us always, but
especially right now while we'restill kind of like forming
ourselves, yeah. Cannot appreciate you guys
enough. Thank you so much for watching.
Please keep rating us five stars.
Please recommend us to your friends, your family if you're

(01:08:59):
enjoying it. Let us know what you like, what
you don't like. We're very coachable and
approachable and yeah, just thank you guys so much for all
the support and Jesus, Yeah, let's go.
We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time.
What a fun episode. Let us know if you guys want,
like, full Lord of the Rings episode.
We really want to do a full episode in Star Wars breaking

(01:09:20):
down. No, no, I'm.
I meant Lord of the Rings, like,and start like, obviously we
want to do like a full breakdownof, like, Star Wars, but there's
so many things that Brynn has not seen.
Yeah. That we're, like, watching
together. And we love talking about, like,
film. And pop culture.
So let us know if you would likea full breakdown of a singular
season of Vanderpump Rules. That be or for like our theories

(01:09:41):
for like season 3 of severance or like like we like have a lot
of things that we love to talk about also.
Like in a couple months when Love Island comes around,
because I always fight for my reality TV, of course, but I
feel like when that comes around, we'll be talking about
it. I feel like we're going to
become the podcast to come listen to What Love.
Island change and not do these two weeks in advance.

(01:10:01):
What do you we can't do 2 weeks in advance?
We'd have to come up with some sort of like 24 hour turn around
or 48 hour turn around way to record our episodes.
Yeah, or we could do like mini breakdowns as the season.
Goes on or something. I don't know.
Or we could just do like an end of season.
I don't know and we haven't eventalked about the guests that we
want to bring on the guests thatwant to come on like it's we

(01:10:21):
have a lot of stuff coming down the line.
I feel like you guys, if you're already here, if you're already
watching, you really are like watching behind the curtain,
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