#14: Addressing the Comment Section

Welcome back to Pretty Funny! Thank you to everyone who commented on the post we made asking for podcast prompts! Feel free to let us know what your answers would be :) We also discuss who our celebrity doppelgängers are, Brynne's love for reality TV, Mario apologizes for his previous stance on 'The Last of Us', and we probably overshare about our sex life😅Enjoy!

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Brynne is the most scrumpt-diddly delicious bubblegum booty baddie to ever exist. Mario is a fast talking professional idiot. Together they’re a queen and a clown, “pretty and funny.” Explore the minds and the very real lives of a jester and his ladylove with their insane lore drops, toasty takes, and never ending madness. Laugh, cry, reminisce, learn, and grow with your favorite couple as they dive deep into any and all topics for your entertainment and education. New episodes every Wednesday! Enjoy :)

Episode Transcript

(00:03):
Like just bark in real life. Can you hear me?
Oh, I'm so. Yeah.
What are we doing? I don't know.

(00:29):
Is that bald spot? Is there a bald spot?
Oh yeah, kind of. Stop it.
Take a picture. No, no, no, no, I don't.
Want to know? No, let me take a picture.
Bend over. Which side?
What? Which end?

(00:49):
Just look like bend over, Jesus Christ.
I don't have a bald spot. That's a Cowling.
Oh, you're so dumb. That is he balding?
I'm not balding. It's just the cow lick in the
back. I'm not balding.
Bend down again. Ow.
What let? Me look again.

(01:14):
Hold on, can I get settled in? I had something very important
that I wanted to do. We're going to exhale all of the
air in our lungs and then we're going to try to scream are.
You talking to me? Yeah, what?
We are going to exhale all of the air in our lungs and then
try to scream. OK.

(01:34):
OK, I'll go first. Hold on, I couldn't even hear
that. You have what you have ears.
No but like I wish I had my headphones on.
I'll do it again. You want me?
To do it again. So exhale everything and then

(01:55):
try to yell Yeah. Oh, man.
OK, OK, OK. I think I OK.
You can do it. Just exhale and then try to
scream. Come on, come on, Mario.

(02:16):
You didn't even exhale. Go.
Oh, yeah, I can do it. I can do it.
I can do it. Oh my God.
Oh my God. OK.
Here we go, here we go. What is?

(02:40):
That all right, roll the intro. Are
you Googling? Good podcast.

(03:14):
I think I peed my pants get. Away.
From me. Oh God.
Alright, should I just take my makeup off?
What? I don't know.
Oh, I think I pissed myself a little bit.

(03:35):
Oh, half my makeup is. Missing Oh my God, my eyes
watering so it's hard. It's oh oh please keep this just
so people know that. No, I'm.
Still good at makeup. It's just from tears.
Because Mario. No, the other night we were
recording and I was. It looks like I have a black
eye. Whoa, Oh, thought there's a

(03:56):
spider on me. I thought there was a spider
that scared me. Welcome back to the Pretty Funny
Podcast. I'm Britt.
And I'm Mario, thanks for havingus.
What are we doing this week? We're going to chit chat for a
little bit and then we're going to roll right into a new thing
we're trying out. We had this idea last episode.
Yeah, after we were done filming, Mario filmed a TikTok

(04:17):
and then he posted it to Instagram, also asking people
for prompts for a podcast in thecomment section.
Yeah. So if you commented on this
video, then we're going to be using your guys's comments for
prompts on this episode. And I like how a lot of the
things that we're experimenting with early on in this podcast, I
think we're on Episode 1415. I think this is 1414.

(04:40):
Or 15, I don't even know. I think it's 1514.
Oh my God, we know things. But I like how all the things
that we're experimenting with are very interactive with our
audience, with you guys watching, whether it's you guys
are joining us Wednesday at 9:00AM in the live premiere.
We might be talking to each other right now in the comments
or you're engaging with us on our socials and commenting on

(05:03):
these things. And like for me personally, in
the most selfish way possible, it is really nice to have
prompts in any way shape or formfor us so that like, I know what
to talk about because sometimes I just go a little blank
upstairs. And what people want to hear
about. Yeah.
And that's why I'm saying like with the the voice notes that
you guys have shared, we just want to share our appreciation
really quick for how interactiveyou guys have been because we

(05:26):
weren't expecting the response that we got.
And then on top of that, we weren't expecting you guys to be
clamoring all over each other wanting to be a part of this.
Yeah, whether it's for the voice.
Notes or the comments or whatever, we have a ton of
comments from you want to do theInstagram comments.
I'll do Instagram if you do TikTok.
And I'll do the TikTok ones. And we have a ton, we have
hundreds of comments that you guys left.

(05:47):
Depending on how this goes, we'll try to again or in a
different format in a different way, and we're having a blast
regardless. Oh yeah, for sure.
Yeah. And I know, was there a couple
things you wanted to talk about before we got into that at all?
Because I. Well, I feel like we haven't
talked about ourselves. And for two very attention
seeking horrors, that's rare. Be selfish for a little.

(06:08):
Bit as we're gonna also be selfish while we talk about us
when we answer the. Comments.
I don't know if anybody's noticed thus far in the podcast.
I feel like we've done a really good job kind of having little
secret themes with what we wear,and the Drip's been going crazy.
You. Know what I mean?
Like, I hope someone's been noticing because I'm not gonna
lie, the biggest thing that I'veinvested with with this podcast

(06:30):
is just snapbacks, jerseys and graphic Tees.
Graphic Tees. Like that's it.
Quick question, are you wearing those glasses for the entire
podcast? Oh my God, I forgot.
I'm so sorry. I'm so.
Sorry, you were giving, you weregiving T-ball.
Down I probably look like AI should be standing behind a BBQ

(06:51):
just like a chubby hubby. See, you look like Charli XCX
when you wear it and then when Iwear it.
You looked like you should be chewing some sunflower seeds and
yelling at children. With the glasses on I look like
I've been sucking a sleep apnea mask instead of you.
Should be you have sleep apnea. Oh.

(07:11):
My God, am I It's like, wow, it's so weird how I look like
this middle-aged, old, out of shape dude.
I don't know how that's happening.
Wow, what an optical illusion. I don't mean, and we haven't
considered the fact once that maybe that's maybe that's just
what I look like. I was going to say, I don't mean
to keep bringing up how you look, but the way you were just
on the edge of your seat, literally like.

(07:33):
I look like this. I feel like it's giving
eastbound and down. Never seen it.
Danny McBride. Don't know.
You don't know. Look up Danny McBride.
All right, 2 seconds first. Google of the day, Dan.
Except for the one that Mario had pulled up when we started
filming, which said a good podcast.
Danny McBride. OH, yeah.

(07:55):
Look at see. Like, I feel like Gemstones.
He's from Righteous Gemstones. He's from Tropic Thunder.
He's from eastbound and down right.
But he wears the glass of Pineapple Express.
Yeah, he's in everything. Oh, he Danny McBride is What's
his name From what? Kind of.
What's what's what's Laszlo's name?
Laszlo's name? The actor.
Oh, I don't know. No, I no, I need to look that

(08:16):
up. Don't don't change the subject.
Please. Please.
Please, I'm not, I'm just tryingto say that Danny McBride low
key smash. Low key.
High key. I feel like I've had Danny
McBride build right now. That might put.
Up some eastbounded down pictures, if you like, that I
can kind of keep going with thiswhile subtly easing back on it.

(08:37):
You know what I mean? See.
Look at that. Yeah, see I would.
Hear me out, hear me out. Oh, I would actually.
OK, I have a thing for baseball players.
OK, so Emma for this next thing I'm going to be asking her like
smash her pass and she's going to be going back and.
Forth the Confederate. Play.
No. Hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, that's from the show.
Stop, stop, stop, stop. OK, hear me out.
Because they're kind of the sameflavor, OK?

(08:58):
Right. OK.
Danny McBride or Matthew Berry. You know what I mean?
Danny McBride. Danny McBride So you don't like
the like the vampire kind of English like Tucson, AZ you
know, like the I. Do.
But I gotta say, because the most that I've seen Danny
McBride was in Righteous Gemstones and he has that like
cockiness about him, which is really unattractive in a lot of

(09:19):
ways. But I don't know what it is.
There's a little, there's something there.
There's something there. Well, I think it's because you
know deep down that he's just a really good actor and he's a
funny guy and it's a parody. So like, he's doing it
facetiously, you know what I mean?
Oh yeah, actually, OK, I want to.
I'm like, not I? Want to do I want to do I want

(09:40):
to do a couple. I want to do a couple more,
couple more, couple more. Wait, hold on.
Let me actually keep going aboutDanny McBride for a second.
This is someone that I would literally get married to right
here. This.
That's. Oh, where'd he go?
Come back. Come back to.
Me wait, so I just need to grow out the goatee and get like a
perm? I have my baseball glove right
there. Put it on.

(10:02):
A perm and I could go grab my baseball glove and then just.
I do have a thing for baseball players.
Not that I don't know. I think it's like a deep rooted,
like when I was growing up in high school and shit, I always
had crushes on baseball players and like, I don't think it ever
went away. I know you did.
Oh. That's crazy.
I know, beat that boy with a bat.

(10:25):
Oh my God, it was always meant to be.
I was the boy with the bat and then you beat me.
No, I didn't. You beat me.
I don't beat you there, you beatme.
OK, so now Walton? Goggins.
No Walton. Goggins, Walton.
Goggins. Whoa, I didn't even really get.
It Walton Goggins. Walton Goggins.

(10:46):
Interesting. I like how you're into like, I
like how you're kind of into thekind of older.
Chubby. I like how I can maybe go like
full Jack Skellington or I can go like full Chubby hubby, you
know, big back BBQ dad. I like you in all forms.

(11:06):
You were showing me videos earlier today about of you when
you were like super in shape andsmash.
That's what I'm saying. I like how you kind of like, you
like the whole spectrum of me, you know?
What? I mean, yeah, yeah.
You know who? And you don't mind that I'm on
it? Actually, wait, without me
looking up anything, Pop Quiz, who is actually one of my

(11:28):
biggest celebrity crushes. Michael B Jordan, Jacob O Lordy,
Renee Rapp. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think think niche, maybe oldermaybe.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Well, we already talked about Walter Goggins, Pedro Pascal.

(11:48):
Also smash. Older.
No well older than me. Well, yeah, OK.
I'll give you a hint, you but like.
Wait, I don't want to say it. I thought we're what?
You don't Wait. No, don't make that comparison.
Who are you? Talking about.
Is it right? Not Ryan Reynolds.

(12:09):
Jesus Christ. No, Bubba, come on.
I'm trying to think. It's right here.
I pulled it up. Eddie Pennisi.
Fucking Steve Lemmy. Oh, my God.
Yeah. Steve Lemmy, I remember I was
talking about showing you on my DVD collection, and I was
talking about showing you Super Troopers.

(12:30):
And then you're like, yeah, likethat, OK.
And I was like, you've never seen Super Troopers.
We're going to watch Super Troopers.
And then meanwhile, you were a huge fan of Tacoma FD and yeah,
you could put that up. Are we just going over our?
Doppler, I was going to say so if no one can tell I'm ovulating
right now. Yeah, can you send those photos
too? Yeah, I'll, I'll send them to
him. So we're just going through our

(12:50):
celebrity crushes and making. Don't say any, I'll get jealous.
And then kind of doing our celebrity doppelgangers.
Is that who I look the most liketo like Danny McBride and Steve
Lemmy? See, here's the thing.
Please, Steve Lemmy, reach out. I'm available.
I'm unemployed. Just if you need me in a movie
or a show or something like hit me up.
I'm I can do whatever. Oh, with no mustache.

(13:13):
I see it. Yeah, he looks like my long lost
father. Yeah, like or like you're way
older, but is there? Anybody else you could think of
for me? How?
Old is he? I like how you like he's. 56,
He's only 5-9. Bummer.
There's someone that they alwayscompare you to for a
toppleganger. I always see it in the comments
all the time. Fucking what's her butt from?
Walking Dead, Not Walking Dead. Not Walking Dead from The Last

(13:36):
of Us. Yeah, What is her name?
Michael Bella Ramsey. Yeah, I've been getting that a
lot lately, yeah. We were watching The Last of Us.
Oh, I don't want to get into theActually, I need to make a
comment about the Last of Us before I'm so sorry.
I was advocating so hard for TheLast of Us you.
Were being right or die for the last.
Of us. Well, no, because it was up to
episode 2 of season 2. That's all I had seen up to that

(13:58):
point. Yeah, I think it might have been
an episode past episode 3 of season 2 when I was.
I was still advocating for it I think after we posted that
podcast where I was talking about like.
The next episode we watched was like.
I'm going to be a dad like that whole episode and then it just
like The Last of Us, the whole rest of the season.

(14:21):
Possible spoilers, I don't know.It felt like The Walking Dead
and a star is born. You know what I mean?
Like there was just guitars everywhere.
It was like a little too meaningful.
Not that. Why haven't we seen zombies and
forever? Yeah, the two zombie scenes that
happened in like a four episode span were amazing.
But then it was like a sitcom. Like it was like sitcom.

(14:42):
Was it not like sitcom vibes? A little bit, yeah.
Yeah. I don't remember what episode we
were watching, but there was onethat we were watching and you
were literally like, I take everything back that I've said
about the show. I don't like it anymore.
What the fuck are they doing? And then there was a zombie
scene and you were like, wait, no, it's OK again.
Well, like I just. Like just more zombies.
Well, no, I just. Well, that's not the only thing.

(15:03):
More zombies. Well, like just the zombie and
the action sequences are really good.
Like I got to hand it to him. I love special effects.
I love all of that stuff. I just like watching it play on
scene no matter what it is. It could be a really crappy show
and it could have a really awesome fight scene and great
choreography and I like. Appreciate that and the
meaningful things are meaningfuland like they do mean a lot

(15:24):
like. What?
What are you talking about? Like the heartfelt scenes and
shit and like the plot builders.I got a lot of responses and
I've learned a little bit more about the video game lore.
And Long story short, I was saying before that I stood by
the show, and if you haven't played the video game, it's
still enjoyable. Yeah, I'm at the point now a few

(15:45):
episodes after in the season finale.
We haven't even watched it yet. I've only heard horrible things
and I'm not even really motivated.
Oh yeah. Honestly, I couldn't even
believe. I was like, it's already the
season finale, like nothing's even happened.
Like, this is such a waste of time.
Yeah, I kind of change. I I definitely.
It's not terrible, but like I wouldn't be going around
recommending it to. Everyone no no watch up to like

(16:07):
season 1, season 2 episode 2. If you play the video game it's
probably a hard watch if you haven't seen anything.
That's where I I don't know. Well we'll see if they do
anything else to revive it or whatever.
What are you Googling? Steve, let me.
What? What are you doing?

(16:28):
I don't know, the search was Steve Lemmy feet and I clicked
on it. It just magically populated in
the search bar. I don't.
Know I don't, I don't know. Oh my God it was recommended.
Who was the dub anyways? And now that that's addressed
Cosmo, all these live action remakes and video game
adaptations is Cosmo trying? To He's underage.
Cosmo. No, he's like 36 in cat years.

(16:49):
We've done the math. Cosmo, get down.
Come. Here.
Cosmo come here. Actually rare occurrence.
Cosmo is here. It's usually smokes.
Come here. Cosmo watch he always thinks I
have treats when I go like this.He.
Needs to get his teeth cleaned. You want some.
Look at. Oh, you actually have something

(17:10):
tangible? Come here.
You're not doing it right. He can't hear it.
He's not wearing headphones. Come.
Here, let's air bud him, whoeverhe comes to he likes more.
OK, you can't touch him. Ready, Cosmo?
Here you go. Cosmo here.

(17:33):
You go. OK, He gave up.
Yeah, he's just in my frame. Cosmo.
OK, Cosmo, come here. OK, now we're just.
You're closest to him. Move him.
OK, I'm not a stepdad. I'm the dad that stepped up, you
know? OK, all of that said, there's
been some really good adaptations, whether it be like
video games or live action remakes and stuff, you know what

(17:56):
I'm saying? Yeah, maybe a good live action
remake. I thought The Jungle Book and.
If I ever saw that one, actually.
The Jungle Book, the first one that Jon Favreau directed, I
remember that one was like good when it first came out.
It had a good cast. So it was like Bill Murray.
I remember I think that was the first, if I'm not mistaken, the
first one they were saying like very true to the story.

(18:17):
It was almost like a shot for shot remake, just with live
action. I mean we were gonna go see Lilo
and sticks. I heard that.
No, no, I stopped beauty and thebeast.
That's. White There's a lot.
Yeah, no. Cinderella was good.
Beauty and the Beast was good. I.
Haven't seen Snow White, it justcame out.
Yeah, I haven't heard. Little Mermaid was decent.
Snow White's apparently like theworst one.

(18:37):
I don't even. Odd Cosmo.
No, there's only been a handful of good live action remakes from
Disney. Yeah, we were gonna go see the
Lilo and Stitch one. And then I heard that there was,
like, Jambo was just Zach Elfenakis.
Yeah. Pleek leading cross dress.
Captain Gontu wasn't even in theugly duckling scene and that

(18:58):
entire plot wasn't there. Also spoilers obviously.
Nani gives Lilo up to CPS. Hello.
Yeah. Yeah, to go off to College in
California. And bubble like Cobra Bubbles
the agent. Doesn't.
That, like, storyline was changed a little bit.
There was like an extra character and then like he
didn't even take Lilo, like Jumba, the evil scientist.

(19:19):
Jumba. Yeah, Usually yes, yes, yeah.
The Russian like the. I'm not even gonna do it, but he
had the Russian accent. Yes.
You know what I'm saying? Yes.
He's just like full bad guy. Yeah.
And from what I remember, he like wasn't.
Not. Yeah, He was like a part of the
family. He was like at the end father to
snitch. Yeah, yeah.
That's like, it's like the fuck.Yeah.
He wasn't like evil at heart. He was just like trying to.
He wasn't doing anything maliciously.

(19:39):
Yeah, you. Know what I'm saying?
I heard all of that was going on, let alone the whole scene of
where Lilo's initially being taken away.
Apparently that's gone where like Cobra Bubbles is taking her
away and like Nanny is like yelling for her.
Again, a lot of spoilers for. Basically, it's just not Lilo
and Stitch. Just the more I heard, just
little things I. Was like like an actual

(20:03):
breakdown if we need to. I don't want to watch it, I like
I do, but like, well, it is out.On streaming.
Oh, when it comes out on streaming, I could get maybe
like 10 minutes into those. Like any other one I've tried to
watch. I don't know what it is.
It's like the originals are so good, but like, it's kind of a
bummer because like The Last of Us was just doing so good.
Yeah. And then it just kind of it

(20:23):
feels. Like it like pooped out a
little. Bit but we watch.
We've been playing a lot of video games, like a lot.
And like, you're getting freakishly It all started with
It Takes 2 and then we play split fiction.
Well, it really started with Mario Kart.
That's yes, that's right. But now I've been playing a lot
of Fortnite and I've gotten pretty fucking good honestly.

(20:43):
We hit such a sweet spot becauseit was like May 4th and we
started watching Star Wars and you really got into it for the
first time, like really in depth.
And then Fortnite did the Star Wars thing at the exact same
time. And like for those of you who
game who've ever played Battlefront, like that's what
Fortnite is right now. Like I, I know a lot of people
are aware of that, but I don't know how many people that have

(21:07):
never played Fortnite know how cool it is because it literally
is just Star Wars Battlefront. It's really fun.
All the games are just Star Warsweapons.
You could do light sabers, you could fly in tight fires.
I just used to be like really scared and I didn't know how to
control like the camera angle ormy head, like my viewpoint.
We have like 0 gaming experience.
Yeah, exactly. You didn't know how and I would
get really scared any time someone would come up to me and
my view would just go like literally all over the place,

(21:30):
like. Finishing. 12 then I realize I'm
just fighting off a whole bunch of 10 year olds.
I just. Play out when we met you'd
finished 12th routinely every time we like played Mario Kart
every time. Well I mean like you'd, you'd
routinely be like in last place or like in the back and then now
you're getting like 8 kills in winning matches in Fortnite.

(21:50):
Like it's like, it's like I've been there for.
Your entire game at this point. Yeah.
And so like watching these videogame adaptation movies, whether
it be like Ready Player One or like Fallout, which we just
watched that whole first season.I am waiting for them honestly
to make a Fortnite movie. That's kind of what Free Guy is,
I think. Minecraft also just yeah, like
how did we not mention that one?They could do a Fortnite.

(22:13):
Yeah, I would not be surprised if they made a Fortnite movie.
Yeah, at all. Well, no.
If Fortnite is popular, the thing that makes Fortnite so
cool right now for us specifically, if they get rid of
the Star Wars thing, I think I'll go back to not playing it.
Like honestly, like I don't know, like you could fly X wings
and tie Fighters and you can getan array of lightsabers.
It's just Star Wars Battlefront on a Fortnite map and it's super

(22:36):
fun. The lightsabers.
Do it like all of the stuff thatyou can get to play during the
Star Wars. One goes hard.
Like it's so fun. It's so fun.
Should we go ahead and start doing the comments?
Probably. Long story short, The Last of Us
was kind of a bummer. Yeah, it kind of like but.
We we still haven't seen the finale, so maybe there's some
redemption. There, Yeah, we'll see.

(22:57):
We'll. See, maybe it's just going to be
like 2 hours of the craziest action zombie scenes you've ever
seen in your entire life. Yeah, and then Pedro Pascal is
going to come back to life as like his long lost twin brother
and everything is going to be good in the world again.
Oh my God, no. I like I it's just been fun
doing this whole experience withyou and like you embracing kind

(23:19):
of like the things that I was into, like whether it be like
the Lord mythology of like all the science fiction and comic.
Books and like. Gaming and stuff, yes.
And like you doing all that though, Yeah, no.
And like in enjoying it and likewhere we're at now, it just, I
feel like it enriches our relationship like so much like
us both take an active interest.And obviously I do the same
thing for you. Yes, and I will not start

(23:41):
talking about it and going off on a tantrum about it right now,
but you did let me kind of explain some of the secret lives
of Mormon wives to you the othernight.
Yeah, it was great. The Lord is pretty great.
The the like the reality TV justends up pissing me off because
I'm like. Well, yeah, because you watch it
and you're like, what? They actually?
But that's what is so fun about it.
Oh, my God. I'm going to go just for a

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second. Let me go off on this.
That's what makes it so fun too,though, is because those are
real people. And like, obviously things can
be staged. And like, I know that directors
and, like, the producers and stuff that are there kind of
like, throw things out and, like, make people be more
dramatic and like, whatever. It's not.
Like the producers? Like, but at the same time a lot
of it is reality and it is crazyand I love it.

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You like how it's like a real world thing with real world
consequences, and they're real people that you could follow.
Well, yeah, that's the craziest thing.
Like the? Stories you're a.
Real person, you're acting like this.
Like what? Well, that's kind of the cool
concept. Like because I always like
whimsical, fantastical characters and I like, you know,
Lord of the Rings and Indiana Jones and Star Wars and all this
like random shit from all over the place.

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And like anything James Gunn andEdgar Wright has touched.
Like I like the Tarantino, Nolan, Scorsese, Spielberg, like
all these universes and whatever.
But all these characters that I enjoy when the credits roll,
like I'm done with them unless they make another movie or they
do another show. Whereas like you watch reality
TV and like if you're watching Jersey Shore, J wow, which she

(25:10):
has love you, J Wow. She's mutuals with both of us
and she like comments on our videos now.
So like the story's ongoing. Like when you watch reality TV
stars, you can. They're real.
People, yeah. You can still hear about them
life and I guess you could make the argument that like.
When you're going to check in onsee and see how they're doing
now. Yeah.
And like, especially if there's a relationship thing, if they're
still in the relationship or like, oh, there's so many, cool.

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Anyway, OK, I won't get into. I love reality TVII just gobble
it up. I need to get you into it.
I swear to God if you genuinely tried with Vanderpump Rules,
like if you actually tried. To no, I'd be down, I'd be down
to do it once. I've tried so many times,
there's no. No, no, like I'm, I'm like, I
swear to God, I'm done. And I'm like, I know Love
Island. You did.

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Like I love fucking Love Island.I'm really excited for the next
season. I hope they do it right, Leah.
Love you. She's reposted our videos and
like, she's. I think she's you're mutuals.
Yeah. Lovely.
That's what's kind of cool aboutit.
Yeah. You know what I mean?
Like we can interact with them almost.
And I did her makeup tutorial and she she's commented on so
many of my videos actually. Yeah, you know, and they're like

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her, it's cool, her it's, and then it's just cool being with
somebody who understands. And I feel like there's a lot of
people like me. The ADH high definition D
athletisms all of us, you know, neurodivergent people living our
lives, we can talk about like TVand pop culture and like series
and like all this crazy like fiction or nonfiction kind of

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the same way that people like talk about sports.
You know what I'm saying? Like, and I love that aspect of
it because I was raised really into sports.
And then I'd like around middle school age, I kind of just
started diverting and just someone gave me a graphic novel
and it was the one thing I couldread.
And so I just got obsessed. Yeah.
And like that's, I mean, you seemy whole collection.

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That's, I mean, you didn't have social media, but yeah, I did.
That's I got a phone when I was 11 and I think I had an iPod
touch before that and I had likeTumblr and Instagram.
Yeah. And I consumed these real life
people. Yeah, and I would follow along
with their lives and that was what I got into when I was in
middle school. And I loved beauty also, so I
would watch beauty Youtubers. And so it was very much like
social media based. Yes, and I was doing the same

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thing with like the Marvel Cinematic Universe and like Star
Wars when it was like coming back and I'd watch YouTube
videos like literally just like you with like breakdowns of
like, oh, like what The Mandalorian might be about.
And like, like, it's just cool when you find somebody.
And, like, I feel like you've embraced a lot of stuff that
I've shown you, and I'm slowly embracing a lot of stuff that

(27:38):
you show me. Yeah.
I feel like reality TV is a little harder to digest.
I know certain like Real Housewives or Love Islands or
like Vanderpump Rules, where it's like I know that there's
good drama there. So if you do kind of watch it,
like, there might be a slow episode or two, but at the end
of the day, you have to pay attention to all these small
little things because I know you, you're kind of dramatic

(28:01):
sometimes, and you kind of do get involved in, like, drama.
Yeah. Like you're not like you.
Don't I like the tea you don't like?
I like the tea. Exactly.
You love tea, so it's like when you do watch and you pay
attention, like it might be a conversation and it doesn't seem
like a big thing. When we were watching Secret
Lives of Mormon Wives and I madeyou watch that one scene, I
would literally rewound it because that guy walked past her

(28:23):
and like touched her. Arm.
And she went to her husband and said he laid hands on her.
Like, that's why you have to, like, pay attention to the small
things because they might seem small, but then they become huge
drama. And that's why it can be like,
it might seem slow, but like it's important.
The main differences for me, theTV shows and the movies that I
watch, I know that when the camera's rolling, whatever I'm

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seeing on screen, it was intentional.
It's a part of like a storyline because I like when anything
that's not reality TV, that's what it is.
It's. Like it's meant to build the
story. It's meant to build the story.
It's intentionally on camera, like there's no wasted space at
all. I think the problem is when I
watch reality TV, I know that they're just living their lives

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and the camera is just trying tocapture moments, capture
entertainment. Like it's not guaranteed.
Just like you said a little bit earlier, like there might be
some slower episodes. It's like it's this gorilla
style filming where they're trying to capture these really
entertaining moments that aren'tguaranteed but they're kind of

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trying to coax things into. I get what you're saying and.
You can watch that and it's veryentertaining.
Hold on, hold on. No, I get what you're saying.
I do. But when you watch certain shows
that are really good and really dramatic and really intense,
they have so much footage that they film.
They only use the stuff that is story building in one way or
another. Even if like I have an old
friend who I'm not friends with anymore, but she was on

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Vanderpump Rules as like a side girl who was dated, whatever.
She was part of a storyline and like when they introduced her,
she was as a nanny for one of the main characters.
And so it seems like, OK, why are we like getting to know this
nanny right now? Like, why is she important?
And then she started dating a man and and a woman who were
divorced. So it's like it might seem

(30:11):
boring in the moment. It's like, OK, why am I watching
their conversation about like, whatever.
But then it's like, oh, oh, Thisis why?
Because it's story building and it's introducing her as a
character. Well, that is, yeah.
You bring up a great point that you record the entire thing and
then they can watch it back. And film hours.
And that's the other thing is because I know her and used to
be friends with her. Like I, I do know that they film

(30:32):
for hours and hours and hours. And they also push people at
certain parties and stuff to like create drama or talk about
this or like bring this up like they do kind of like edge people
towards things. So it's like when they are
filming for hours on end, they are trying to kind of push a
storyline and then they zombie clip everything together so that
it kind of builds what they want.

(30:52):
Like there is a lot that goes into reality TV.
It's not just hidden camera footage.
Well, no, I get that. It just like when I watch
reality TVI know, I know that it's just as fake and scripted
as anything else, but it's real.Well, it's people's.
Real lives. It's people's real lives.

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Oh my God. All of that to say, who's your
doppelganger real quick and thenwe can go into.
The question What's Bella Ramsey?
Bella Ramsey, but there's another one from some other
show. Oh, from fucking Grey's Anatomy,
yes. What the fuck is her name?
Because sometimes we're watchingThe Last of Us and you'll be
like wearing a hoodie or like a blanket and I'll be watching it
and I see Bella Ramsey and then I kind of see you with like.

(31:35):
I think I look more like Bella Ramsey than what the fuck is her
name. This is going to kill me.
Oh, Camilla Luddington. We throw a picture of her.
Joe Wilson, I get that so often I do not see it at all.
Let's put up a picture of Bella Ramsey.
Bella Hadid, I do look exact. Did you know Bella Hadid has
called me pretty? She called me beautiful with and
without makeup. She's the.

(31:57):
Supermodel. Oh, yeah, no, I think you.
So yes, yes, Well, of course shedid.
That's like she is one of my biggest flexes on this planet.
Well, she's a professional beauty person, so she would know
she's like the. Pretty girl.
She's the pretty girl. Saying like, obviously she knows
what she's talking about. And so she said that.
Yeah, I've been trying to say itfor years, but you don't think I
know I say things all the time. You're not.

(32:18):
Bella Hadid. I understand that, I'm just
saying like I've been trying to tell you.
For so long, I try to tell you Ifeel like Bella Ramsey, though,
literally just looks like she's my little sister.
Yeah, I could see that. Like, do you not look at her and
you're like, Oh yeah, that's Prince's little sister?
Yeah, I could see that. That looks like if me and
Coulson had a little sister. No, I could see that.
Like 1000% I have to pee really bad.

(32:39):
Go pee real quick. So I'm gonna go pee and then
we'll come back and we'll do thecomments.
Yeah, Sly. Prince in the bathroom.
Are you OK? Wait, did you break it?
Oh, I hope not. It's just my light.
I have to pee too. Why didn't I go pee?

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I'm going to go pee too. And then we're going to get into
the comments. Sorry, one second.
Okey dokey artichokey. OK, that's enough chitchat.
It's time to get into these comments.
Yeah, who wants to go first? Rock, paper, scissors.
Sure. OK, good.
Yep. Go on ahead.
All right. Top comment from Bezel under
Score Juice. Do you think that if it wasn't

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for both of you being influencers that you would have
connected in person like at a grocery store in passing?
Or do you think being able to see how attractive both are
online helped build that foundation?
I don't think we would have crossed paths just because I
lived in a different we lived indifferent states.
We definitely would not have metif it wasn't for social media.

(33:44):
Like just point, point period. We are both originally from
Washington. So like there's a.
Small chance. We could have crossed paths, but
whether we'd both be single or what day that would.
Be the girl you went to high school with is really good
friends with my sister-in-law. Well, yeah, that's what I mean.
Like we could definitely cross. There's a chance we could
definitely cross paths back home, but who knows if we didn't

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cross paths online where we would be.
It probably would have taken until we both moved back to
Washington and our like mid to late 30s and then gone.
God knows where we would have been at that.
Point. Yeah.
It just, it's a very slim chance.
Well, that's the other thing too.
I would say like just us passingeach other in the street or
wherever, like would we have? Well, since before we met and

(34:26):
since we've been together and obviously if we did go our
separate ways or if we stay together, we've just been on a
continuous path of growth, like you know what I mean, like
growing and like our followings have just gotten bigger.
And so us both for sure, knowingwhere we'd want to be in that
space, we might eventually have crossed paths at like, I don't

(34:46):
know, like a, an event or like a, you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, but they're asking if we weren't influencers.
That's why. Oh, I thought they just meant if
we hadn't met online. No, they mean if neither of us
had our social media. I'm pretty sure.
Definitely would not have crossed paths at all without
social media. Yeah, confidently no.
Yeah, like there's a very, very slim chance that we would have
been Washington, but highly unlikely.

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Do you think being able to see the other person and how
attractive they are helps build a foundation?
Like, do you think there's a benefit of seeing people online?
Yeah, if it's truthful, I knew. Then yeah, I was going to say I
knew some of your values a little bit, not obviously not in
depth, but like I could kind of catch a vibe from you and I'm
sure. Yeah, but that could all be

(35:30):
fake. True, but like it gave me the
confidence to hit you up in the 1st place, yeah.
Yeah, obviously, if it's truthful, if it's not a catfish,
then there's definite benefits. A meeting online, I feel like
we're a testament to that. Literally cuz at the time that
we met we had both been posting for about 5 years, so it's like
we had five years worth of content to look through for each

(35:51):
person. Yeah.
But yeah, I don't think. You can pick up if you're just
scrolling through someone's page.
I don't care if they're a celebrity, a big influencer, an
athlete, a musician. You can catch a vibe.
Or if they're your neighbor, a friend, a family member, like it
doesn't matter. You could scroll long enough on
someone's social media and pick up like what the consistencies
are and like who they are. You'll catch a vibe.

(36:12):
Exactly. And yeah, there's definitely
benefits for it if it's not a catfish, like, yeah.
Yeah, OK. I think that's pretty easy.
I have our first one over here. OK, Mario and Bryn switch bodies
for a day. What's the first thing you're
both doing? Each other.
Oh, like you'd know how. Let me let me show you first.

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Oh that's so sad that I can't feel the best hand job I could
ever give myself because if I was you and you were me and I, I
know exactly how to do it as me.But it feels so much better if
it was you. So if we Swatch bodies, the
first thing. You would do it to me?
No. I.
Mean I would do it to you actually.

(36:55):
I don't even know if. And I know, but like that's what
I'm saying, I wouldn't even be able to experience it.
You'd be experiencing you doing it to you like.
No, actually I take back what I was saying.
I would pee. Maybe I could just I would go
pee. Wait, hold on, maybe I could
just teach you. No, I would go pee.
Oh, you just go pee. Well, you just want to know what
it feels like. The pee standing up.
Yeah. Oh, it's it's amazing.
I can't imagine any other. You having to sit down well.

(37:17):
No, I've obviously sat down to pee.
Every poop time's a pee time, but not every pee time's a poop
time. I peed a lot sitting down.
Yeah, but. Especially at night when it's
like dark and I don't want to like.
Don't when it's coming out of like a hose though.
You haven't just had it like imagine pee coming out of like
your nose or like your mouth. What are you talking?
About the difference between a woman peeing and a man.

(37:38):
Oh well, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
There's not like a hose for it to come out of.
It's just kind of coming out of you.
Well, yeah, no, I understand that.
I would not be excited to pee atall as a woman.
Yeah, I'd be like, this sucks onthis.
This fucking this is terrible. Yeah.
Because I, like, sit down late at night if I have to pee
because, like, if I'm just, I don't want to open my eyes and I
just want to know that I'm peeing into the toilet.

(37:59):
Sometimes I'll sit down on it because I don't want to turn on
all the lights. I just like, walk like
Daredevil, like Matt Murdock through my place using
echolocation and then I'll just sit down the toilet and pee and
then stand up. I pee in the dark constantly and
literally the other yesterday I think you came in and turned the
lights on and I just asked. I was like why?
I remember I came out of the shower and I'm brushing my teeth

(38:20):
and I just see your dark silhouette like Gollum, like
stupid, stupid, like on the on the toilet in the darkness.
And I'm like, oh, she must have forgot to hit the light.
And I just hit it for you. Like I thought I was just doing
something nice. Actually, if we switch bodies,
one of the first things I would do or one of the things that I
would do your makeup, I would domy makeup as you or I would try
to do it on my own face. The funny part about this is you

(38:43):
can do and you have done your makeup on me.
Like yeah, but it's. Different doing it on your own
face. I understand, I understand with
your own hands, but like you cankind of get a sense for it.
I could teach you how to give methe best, and then I could, you
know, I could teach you. I could teach you.
Oh. I got it down.
You don't need to teach me nothing.
Sometimes I need. Last night you were on my

(39:04):
fucking thigh. OK, sometimes I might catch a
labia. I don't know, you know what I'm
saying sometimes. Listen to me.
What do you mean it's dark? I just told you I sit down the
pee, okay? Like I don't know where I'm
going. Feel my body.
I understand that different thanthe toilet.

(39:24):
Aiming with your penis. Sometimes I just kind of go I
and I just go and if it's that'swhat I'm saying, like I know
what to do once I'm there. Sometimes OK.
Sometimes I'll always get there.Sometimes I might just need a
little bit of direction because it's dark or, you know, I'm
under the blank. Sometimes I move your hands and
you put it back to where it was.You know what's like spelunking

(39:44):
through the blankets and then finding the most?
I will give you props at the endof the day.
Yeah, I'm it was. Great.
It was great once we got to a good point.
I'm just saying, once us, when US dudes go down on you ladies,
it's like a full seal, seal. Mario I have gone down on women.
I know what it's like. It is not that hard.
It's like a full. Seal, it is not difficult.
No, Yes, it is. No, it's not.

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Can I explain why it's like a full SEAL Team 6 mission?
Sure. Because there she is.
She's laying there. She gives you the go ahead.
She's like go. And then you're like, because
like you can kind of just kind of like you do that little
hesitant thing like, and then it's like go, go, go.
And so is. This what you're thinking about
when we. Make Love for sure.
And then you give me the go ahead and I'm like green light
go and then I'm taking a left hand search pattern and I'm

(40:27):
crawling under the blankets because I have to get around.
You know what I mean? And I'm just kind of like
sticking my corner, going around, go around this way, and
I'm just head on. And then from that point, it's
literally just an Apollo 13 mission.
I'm trying to line things up perfectly.
It should. Take you no longer than 3
seconds to find where you need to be, coming from experience.

(40:52):
Maybe I'm more of like, you know, an.
Infantry like it's hard. And you're a SEAL Team 6, but
it's. Not like it's hard.
You've had one your whole life. OK, let me just explain.
To you, do I not do a good job? Are you not where it is?
Are you not? You know?
Where it is. Yeah, I can find it.
It's right. It's in there somewhere.
It's not hard. I got you to help me.

(41:13):
It's not hard. There's you know where to put it
in, just go like an inch above that.
Brent, I get there. I've done it.
You're. There's a big there's.
It's like a hot dog. Go to the Wiener.
What? What I think Bun bun, hot dog go

(41:35):
to the Wiener. You meet the tip.
Yeah, I know what it you're making like.
It's actually kind of sad. I know you're doing this
sarcastically and facetiously. I feel like I do a good job.
I feel like I do a really good job.
I feel like you're very satisfied and you're.
This is just a bit. This is just a bit at this.
Point Yeah, me and my toy are very happy.
Or electronic third wheel. You want to bring Jarvis into

(41:57):
this in your secret little naughty Sinner toy box.
No, you do great. I'm not trying to discount you
your treasure pleasure box. Sometimes I'm questioning.
We made a video about this what you're doing that they they are
trying to ban in Texas. Like, yeah, we need to toys
going. We need to keep our next.
We're so bad about this, OK? This is good.
We're doing good. Would you rather be stuck in a

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room with every person you've ever kissed, or with every
person the other person's ever kissed?
This is from Harley. Everyone that I have kissed,
because I know them, I'm familiar, I know how to handle
them. I don't know your bitches and I
don't want to know your bitches.My bitch, yeah, it's it's it'd

(42:39):
be an arena, be an auditorium for sure.
It would be a lot of girls. Not like too many, I wouldn't
call them bitches either. It would be over 100.
Girls I've kissed. Yeah.
I don't. I really have no fucking clue.
I don't even think I could ballpark it.
Honestly, I've no idea. It's probably around at least

(43:01):
100. Wait can we Google that?
How much does the average person?
I'm like, genuinely curious. I think that's a big range.
How many people do does? The average person kiss.
Does the average person kiss? Any guesses?
I'd say like 20-5, yeah, 25. It might be like 7, I don't

(43:22):
know. Yeah, I think 25. 30 Look it up,
look it up. 21.5 people. OK, so actually pretty accurate.
I'm probably at like 100 plus. I would actually.
I'm definitely at 100 plus. 100 plus yeah, people you've kissed
yeah, yeah, I I agree with you because I feel like I don't want
to just be around a bunch of strangers.
Yeah, it's just kind of like hello.
Again. And like knowing that they've

(43:43):
kissed me also does that. Happen.
I just, I don't, I just, I guessI could, it'd just be weird.
Just it's, I feel like it's a lot more awkward for me to be
with people I don't know. And the reason that I'm with
them is for such a kind of awkward circumstance, kind of a
conflict of interest because I'min a relationship with you.
Whereas I could just be with a bunch of people where I'm still

(44:05):
uncomfortable, it's still awkward.
But like I know them at least and they know who I are and we,
I know their boundaries, they know mine.
And we could just kind of like. Coexist.
I don't know about. They could be friendly.
I know that there'd be a couple of people in that room,
including like friends that I had in high school that I'd be
like, I'd like go to them for support.
Yeah, honestly, I feel like there'd be.

(44:25):
It'd be almost like a kind of a fun little reunion.
It'd be like, Oh my God. Hi.
Like, yeah, like. There'd be some people that I
would like put into a shame corner and be like get away from
me. There'd probably be people that
I don't. Really, I don't know, I just
hope the best for everyone at this point.
I feel like I really feel like Iam past that part of my life.
Like, like there was, I'm just saying there was this residual
thing in my head for such a longtime throughout my 20s where I

(44:48):
would just like petty and grudgefill and I would just like bring
up constantly that like I was inreally, I don't know, like
things didn't work, obviously. Like before I even met you
online, I was the hopeless, helpless romantic guy.
Like I just kind of like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah. And like, obviously that was
just kind of like a lot of builtup resentment in my head that
just kind of like exponentially grows the more you harbor any

(45:10):
sort of negativity in your life.You know what I'm saying?
Yes, it would be kind of nostalgic, but not in like a
weird I'm cheating on you way. It would just be like, oh, like,
hey, guys, like. Yeah, OK, cool.
Cuz like. That would just be very cordial
or nice. People, like I keep going back
in my head. Like there would literally be
people from high school and likeearly college.
Like it literally would be like a walk through time or like a

(45:32):
yeah, like a little journey backthrough different eras of my
life. Yeah.
And like, I mean this in the I don't know, there would
definitely be people that I don't know who they are.
Yeah, I don't recognize like, I don't know, you and I, it would
be kind of fun because I'd be like.
I remember a girl kissed me in preschool and I don't even know
who she was. She just like kissed me in line.

(45:53):
She kissed like 3 boys. She was like walking down the
line kissing people. Yeah it's like there's like from
that all the way up till BB before Bryn.
I don't know how many. I don't even want to try to put
a figure to it, but like, I think that answers the question.
Yeah, yeah. OK, we'll move forward.
Do y'all enjoy being physically together 24/7 or are breaks
needed sometimes? Breaks are needed.

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We just had a very long conversation about this
yesterday. We, we've been in the storming
phase, I could say of our relationship.
I know there's the honeymoon phase, and then after that phase
we were just talking about this,we read an article or there was
something there. Was it a TikTok video?
Was it a TikTok? Yeah.
It was for. Sure, everything I referenced

(46:35):
just now is. A TikTok.
Video. I was like, it's an article, I'm
sure it was an article. The person that made the TikTok
about it probably got it from anarticle.
I don't know. We spend so much time together
and we were in the honeymoon phase where that was such a fun
thing. And then we have so much stuff
that we need to do professionally.
And it felt like for maybe the last like 2 months off and on

(46:56):
that like we were conjoined twins.
Like we were like we were spending every waking moment.
We're building our schedules offeach other.
And I don't even think we're doing it intentionally or just
subconsciously. Yeah, it was just like we were,
we were getting. So yeah, we.
Were both always available to betogether?
And we were like, it wasn't likewe weren't being productive
either. We were getting a lot done and
being very successful at it. But like over like the last week

(47:19):
we were talking like today specifically, I will, I always
wake up early. I wake up like literally between
05/30 and 7:00 every single day of my life.
I can't help it. I don't know why, no matter what
time I go to bed. So like I'm always up early
regardless and like this. Morning I.
Woke up? Yeah, I woke up.
I sat on my porcelain throne, took a little scroll, you know,

(47:43):
wiped the crusties out of my butt and out of my eyes, brushed
my teeth. And then I was off to the gym.
And then you kind of slept in. And then by the time I got back,
you had I was up at 8:00, just like general time frame, though.
But like you, you woke up a little bit later than me.
I was off doing my thing. You.
Filmed Color Me Monday while youwent to the.
Gym you were like filming you got back we got back and we both

(48:05):
were just like making lunch together and we both had our own
little time and space. I had made a video, you had made
a video. At that point we kind of made a
collaborative video a couple times and then like now we're
making the podcast together. But like taking that little bit
this morning and that's has madethe rest of the day so much
more. I think in episode 12 we gave
this as of advice to another girl and we said that like you

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need to take time for yourself. Selfishly get your.
Own identity This is something that my therapist literally has
been telling me since probably September since I told her that
Mario was going to be getting out of the military and we were
going to be both at home together constantly.
And she immediately directly told me that we needed to make
sure we had our own space. Yeah.
And that we had time to ourselves.

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And I think it's almost every single session she tells me that
I need to make sure to take likeat least an hour to myself every
day. And I think that even though
she's been telling me that and I've had that in my mind, I
hadn't been doing it until now that we've had that
conversation. And I really see like a bright
future ahead for us because I think we both really
internalized it and I think thatit genuinely helped us a lot.

(49:14):
And we kind of got like a littlebit off our chest where like we
annoy each other sometimes when we spend too much time together
and we just kind of butt heads because it's you're around
someone constantly like it's. Yeah, it was like cabin fever.
It was like, literally we're spending every waking moment
together and we're structuring our entire days around each
other. And I'm waiting on you and
you're waiting on me. And then like, I'm like doing

(49:34):
this and you're doing that, and I want to go to this, but I'm
sacrificing it to do that. And I could have done it
earlier, but we're doing everything together for some
reason. And we did that for so long.
And I feel like we were just subconsciously building up all
this resentment towards each other.
And it did take like, literally a week of, like, daily
passionate discussions trying tofigure out like, why we're,

(49:56):
like, beefing so much, like, what the issue was.
And it really just boiled down to like, you need some time
throughout the day to do whatever you got to do on your
own. And me too.
And like I need structure in my day and I need like a set
schedule and like I. Always, but I also need to work
out what mine is. Yes, exactly.
We need our separate things and then from that point, once we

(50:18):
have that established, we work together and then like we can
figure out how we can like join certain things if they align and
whatever, but. I think also part of it has to
deal with the fact that I know both of us deal with anxious
attachment issues. Yeah, a lot.
And so I think that it was really easy for us to just be
together all the time to not even like have to deal with any
anxiety that might come with notbeing around our partner.

(50:42):
Yeah. But now I think we're both
secure enough cuz sometimes evenin the healthiest relationships,
it takes a lot of time to get secure with another person.
But I think that we really are at a point now where we're like
obviously fully fucking secure with each other.
And we have been for a long time.
But yeah, we don't feel that anxiety.
So we don't feel like we need toconstantly be down each other's
throats 24/7. We still throughout all of this,

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we're pursuing our own passions and very loudly, proudly, like
being ourselves, unapologetically ourselves and
having very strong different identities.
But we were just scheduling everything together.
We were just together all the time, every time we did
anything. And so like this last week,
we've been communicating. So like obviously like we've

(51:27):
gotten so much better at communicating and we like we
really found the root of the issue and it never.
I think we've gotten a lot better too, about saying the
hard things in a soft way. Yes.
If that makes sense. Yes, I feel like it took a while
for us to realize that we reallywere just working towards a
solution. And I think in our brains, the

(51:47):
fact that there was any conflictat all between us because we've
had plenty of conflicts leading up to like this last couple
weeks. But like there was just so much
conflicts almost like daily for like literally almost like a
week straight. Yeah, for like the smallest
thing. I don't know what it was, but we
both agreed while literally while we were like beefing back

(52:08):
and forth, we were getting so frustrated.
We're like, I don't want to be doing this right now.
And like you were doing the samething.
Like we both were like very frustrated that we were
frustrated all with each other and continue daily to be
frustrated with each other. All these little teeny tiny
things. And then I'm really proud of us
because we just kept talking andwe didn't give up.
And a lot of people in that phase of the relationship, I

(52:28):
feel like they just go, OK, whatever.
And they prefer back to the hindmoon phase, you know what I
mean? And they don't really work
through those things. And we found out something very
true about ourselves, that we need time away from each other,
which this comment beautifully proposed the question to us.
Yeah. And like, it helped.
Sleep with socks. On or off?
Off God. Off.
Immediately off. I only wear socks when I have to

(52:51):
wear shoes. If I am not wearing shoes, Oh
yeah, I am not wearing socks. Yeah, if we're sitting on the
couch and I realize that I have socks on, they're getting peeled
off of my feet immediately. The amount of socks that I have
literally gathered from under the couch, yeah, you'd think
that we had. A sock gremlin.
Least favorite meal to make but love to eat?

(53:14):
I don't know. I've never tried to make
anything difficult. Everything I've tried to make
turns out. Amazing.
Even the difficult things that I've made like Thanksgiving this
year and like I've done, like when I was in the fire
department, I did big shift dinners and stuff and like
that's like a fun process to do when you're doing it for like a
fun event. If I was doing a Thanksgiving

(53:35):
meal every single day, I'd be doing.
I'm trying like I don't. I never really have beef with
making anything. I just hate the dishes no matter
what I'm doing. The more.
Like something that would make alot of dishes.
Something like baking. I don't fucking bake because
that literally feels like a lab experiment, you know what I'm
saying? Yeah, all the beakers and
bullshit like that. I That's the more dishes I.
Do like baking because I like instructions well.

(53:57):
That's fun. Well, I like.
Even when we do, even when we dorecipes that we found on like
TikTok and stuff, you'll eyeballeverything.
You'll get like a general vibe from the video and then make it.
And I'm like, no, no, no, no, they said.
A cup of mayonnaise. No, but I just no, I just cooked
enough tortoise, see. I make it the way that they tell
me to and then I add what I think should be correct.
I always add a little bit of spice, always a little bit of

(54:18):
garlic, always a little bit of cheese.
Like there's like my main players that always enter the
game. What are your main ingredients
that always enter the game everytime you try to make something?
What's it like? Those ingredients?
Salt cool. Me too.
Form of dairy. Like some heavy cream?
Yeah. Oh, sour cream.
Yeah. You like that cottage cheese?
Not typically. Well, you do, kind of.

(54:41):
I like eating cottage cheese. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hit me with some more or some like avocado.
I've been making cilantro. I like avocado and cilantro and
lime green onion I'm a big fan of.
Like desert island, You got fouringredients?
Go. The plane's crashing.
Grab them. Avocado.
Avocado. Salt, Salt.
Eggs. Eggs.

(55:02):
Maybe. And like, maybe beef jerky?
Damn I feel like the plane was crashing and he kind of just
like now we're landed. I could live with avocado, like
boiled eggs, salt and beef jerky.
I could live with that. I understand, I'm just saying
like I just grabbed some spices.That was probably a bad analogy
because. Where are you going to live off

(55:22):
of spices? Well, that's what I'm saying.
I made it like a survival aspectwith the island crashing and
then that kind of put like a we need survivalist things instead
of just like your favorite ingredients.
I don't know why I didn't just go like gun to your head
favorite ingredients go actually, I just did that.
You should do it whatever your favorite.
Ingredients. Gun to my head.
Yes, salt, garlic, cream, and kind of want to say egg.

(55:49):
Egg. Think about like my ramen when I
put like an egg yolk in there and it makes it kind of creamy.
Yeah. Or like eggs on toast.
Yeah. Or my deviled eggs or egg salad
Sammy. Or.
Or are you going to ask me? Oh.
My God, find gun to your head. My favorite spices, Yeah, red

(56:11):
jalapeno garlic from Kinder's. I like caramelized onion.
Like very strong onion, savory taste.
And then, oh, I think I'm just going to throw Parmesan and
then. You do like your parm.
Fucking love parmesan. I know one for you and.
Then ranch. Just ranch bacon.
Oh, bacon. Yeah.
But like those flavors, a lot ofthings.

(56:32):
Bacon. Like if there was a fifth.
Yeah, bacon. Like, those are my flavors.
Those are my Yeah, Those are my flavors.
I don't remember what the question was, but that was
great. Yeah.
Oh, this could be a fun one. Or not fun, I don't know, maybe
interesting. Who carries the mental load of
everyday life things in your relationship?
I did talk about this a little bit yesterday.
I think when it comes to emotional things, I carry things

(56:57):
a little bit more. Oh, we did talk about this
yesterday, Yes. Oh, yeah, I go.
You're saying? Yeah.
Because I know that when it comes to certain conversations
that we have or just certain things in life in general, I do
a lot of deep dives on them in my head.
And I'm a big over thinker and Itend to take every aspect of
everything and really look into every single way that everything

(57:18):
is. You'll sit and marinate in it,
Yeah, If you're feeling something or if we are going
through something, if you have something going on with your
friendship, your families, like whatever little tea or drama or
anything like, you will marinatein it.
You will basket it. You will examine it you.
Will overanalyze a lot. Literally my whole life, it's
how I've always coped. Like I just kind of distract and

(57:39):
I'll just like, like, OK, well, I'm just going to throw myself
into something else, you know what I mean?
Like I'll like, I'm kind of likethe mascot of the family, you
know what I mean? Like I just kind of like or
like, and I feel like from my childhood all the way up to now,
that's always followed me that like I want to be like the
entertainer or like the person that's going to like be telling
jokes on the lifeboat, you know what I mean?
Just like. And it doesn't mean that you

(58:01):
don't still feel it because I know a lot of those times it'll
come up at later points and you'll kind of feel it then.
But like I think just when I so that's it's, it's an interesting
question and that's why I wantedto read it because I think you
maybe carry the load, but I try to slowly chip away at the load
as it comes. Yeah, you share it as it goes.
And you're definitely like, I wait until I got you kimchi

(58:24):
Pickles and then you didn't get me my hot Pickles.
And I was like, oh, I got you. And it turned into an hour long
fight. I was like, oh, can you grab my
Pickles? And you grab me regular flavor
instead of hot ones? Yeah.
And like that hurt my feelings because I thought you knew that
I didn't like pickle flavor because I say it all the time.
You know, I'm saying like, and like I was like, I like the hot

(58:46):
flavor. I like the sweet flavor.
Anything that actually tastes like a pickle, I don't like it
unless it's fried. Like I was very particular.
With you. You know what?
I said. And you carried that with.
Well, no, it's just like that little thing.
And then I was like, oh, like, and I got you the kimchi
Pickles. It's just like, all of a sudden
I'm like crying and super emotional over something really
small and insignificant and feeling all these emotions.

(59:08):
Yeah. Because like, it's a culmination
of all these things. I just don't speak out in the
moment, you know what I'm saying?
Like I kind of distract from it and like I'll like eventually
we'll get around to it, but like, let's get back to being
happy. That's like the main thing and
then discuss it like when we're happy, you know what I mean?
Like when it's like under like positive circumstances or like
we've processed it. And so it's just like, I am so

(59:31):
desperate to get out of just like the sadness or the
whatever. And I just want to be happy in
that moment. Like that's my main focus.
And then it's like, and then we can work on it from like a happy
place. Like that's like always my main
goal every time there's a thing and like obviously, and you like
to marinate in it and bask in it.
And that's a both of those things are like fine motives
that aren't coming from like malicious places.

(59:54):
But what was the original question?
Who carries the mental load of everyday life things in your
relationship? I think what we learned is we
both carry big loads of emotional things.
It just brings a little bit better, a lot better big loads.
I do. I really do.

(01:00:14):
Bryn Brains just a lot better atsharing those feelings as they
come. Yeah, and more frequently where?
I carry them and I work through them in my head and I figure out
how I want to approach them and then I do and then Mario just is
kind of like. Well, I just don't think I give
my problems and the things that,you know, make me emotional or
maybe that I get offended by. I don't really give them the

(01:00:36):
time of day. I'm just like, like, I don't
care. I'm not going to like, I feel
like that's how I was raised. And that's like kind of like me
being a dude my whole life. That's just kind of like how
I've handled things and that waskind of encouraged.
And that's just like how I've always been and it's never
really been an issue. But gentlemen, when you want to
spend your life with someone whosupposedly is your best friend,

(01:00:58):
that you want to spend the rest of your life with your true
love, your soul mate, like that's the time to kind of lock
the fuck in. And like Jerry, your fucking
feelings, you know what I mean? Like.
Yeah, try and also do try to process them as they come to the
best of your ability. Because I think we if, if I can
do a mini little deep dive on this really quick.

(01:01:18):
You've talked a lot about men's vulnerability and men's emotions
and being able to showcase thoseemotions.
I think that there's also a veryfine line between knowing when
to show those emotions and how to process them versus actually
being able to process them and kind of work with them as they
come to you and express them in like a healthy way, rather than

(01:01:39):
waiting until they get to a point where they build up that
you are emotional and they just spew out of you.
I fucking love that so much. What we've learned along the way
is that, like, we both carry a big mental load, but like, Bryn
shares it a little bit more thanI do.
Yeah. Like and like she's I.
Try to I try to discard the load.
You wanna do like one more? Yeah, okay, last one.

(01:02:02):
I saw this one and I really wanna try it.
We put the image right up here. Dream guest on my podcast.
But butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt.
It could literally be anybody. It could be anybody that has
ever existed. Like just like keep that in
mind. Don't overthink it.
We don't have to do a deep dive.No, I'm so bad at these kinds of
things. Like when people ask me like my

(01:02:23):
favorite movie or my favorite song or my favorite band or
whatever and I'm so. Bad at you could just go from
like, I feel like some people get overwhelmed and like I get
that feeling because I'm thinking of everything too, but
just think about like right now,who would be the dream guest?
I'm like, who would you want to have on?
It could be somebody that you'rejust like listening to.
Smokes and Cosmo. You mean the cat smokes and
Cosmo? If they could actually talk.

(01:02:44):
Could actually have a conversation with me.
It would be the. That would be cool.
Like how long have you had both of them?
Five years. I hope in our lifetime there's
the technology to where we couldcommunicate with our pets
because I'm sure it's going to happen if we could stay around
that long. Or like, yeah, I don't.
After my pet's dead, I don't need to say anything else.

(01:03:05):
No no no, like one second can talk to your pets like while
they're alive. What Cosmo is like, Is he like a
human? What does he do?
Is he like a? Human trap psycho right now.
Look at him. He's sitting at the edge of our
doorway. That was actually kind of crazy.
OK, OK, sorry. Who's?

(01:03:27):
So your pets. Yes, but dream guest for you.
Oh. Man.
Just top first person off your head go.
Shit, you had such a question. Well, no, but you had such a
good answer. I almost want to just like be
like, no, that's like is the answer.
Like, that is such a cool concept.
And I hope sometime in our lifetime we're able to figure
out some way animals can really communicate how they feel and

(01:03:51):
maybe it could be more understood how we feel to them.
Yeah, I'm a big, I'm a, I'm a huge, huge Animal Planet nerd
and Discovery Channel and Natureand like I love.
You all to talk to. Steve Irwin.
Yeah, Yeah. Or his son Robert.
Oh yeah, of course, Rob. But like he was between like Jim

(01:04:12):
Carrey, Robert Irwin, Robin Williams, Steve Carell.
I mean, like all those guys, I can name a million of them.
Like I just I have two. Million all the Steve's.
All the Steve's, all the Chris's, all the your dad.
Yeah, my dad too. Like I find so many different
people interesting. I just want to go with your
answer because that is like, truly like the fun one.

(01:04:33):
That's the good answer. Speak.
Where are my balls at? He still has them.
I know he's got like an empty sack.
Yeah, that's so weird. My dream guest would just being
able to have a big enough platform to actually have dream
guest on. Yeah, that would be my dream
guest. I I also had one more question
and then I I promise forgot it'sthe quickest question ever.

(01:04:54):
We could do it. Least favorite vegetable and
why? Carrots.
And because I fucking hate them.Oh, the carrots.
There's so much worse vegetablesthan.
Carrots. No roasted carrots.
Are good like I like carrots. I could throw up.
I mean, peas, I'm not so bad. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of peas.
Carrots I love. I like carrots.

(01:05:16):
I love cold. Carrots.
Well, that's what I mean. Like, I like you.
There's still something about. Carrots in the room temperature
though. I think snap peas are only peas
I like. I can't.
I don't. I don't know if I've ever had.
I like Black Eyed Peas. Boom boom boom.
I got that boom boom, pound and Jack in my style.
Mix your milk. I got my day.

(01:05:36):
I'm on my neck now. I got.
Pumping. I got that boom boom boom.
I'm getting help. Mix your milk with my cocoa puff
Milky Milky cocoa Mix my milk with your cocoa puff Milky Milky
rice. You say you want to sex me.

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