June 20, 2025 • 35 mins
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Brynne is the most scrumpt-diddly delicious bubblegum booty baddie to ever exist. Mario is a fast talking professional idiot. Together they’re a queen and a clown, “pretty and funny.” Explore the minds and the very real lives of a jester and his ladylove with their insane lore drops, toasty takes, and never ending madness. Laugh, cry, reminisce, learn, and grow with your favorite couple as they dive deep into any and all topics for your entertainment and education. New episodes every Wednesday! Enjoy :)
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Well, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to cut right to it.
Not much of a cold open. You know what?
Roll the intro. Welcome back to the pretty Funny
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podcast I Am Pretty. And I'm Mario, thanks for
joining us. We started filming a podcast and
we were answering voicemails andwe just got a little yappy, a
little yap yap. So this is a little bonus
episode for the rest of them. We're just going to get right
into the second part. We're sorry we had to break shit
up, OK? We were doing our best.
It's so funny because this is like a fresh episode for
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everyone watching. Anyways, hopefully you watch
Part 1. Now we're in Part 2 and it's
just more of the same. We're just answering your guys's
phone calls, your voicemails that you left us, and we we
can't get enough of them. And thank you guys so much again
for following us on our socials,being super engaged.
(01:06):
And yeah, we're just going to roll right into it.
Hi, Mario. Hi, Brent.
How we doing? How we doing?
My name is Zoe. I'm from Salt Lake City, UT I've
been following you guys for a really long time and I've loved
watching you guys like fall in love.
It's really cute. My question, so I am a dog
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owner, I've always had dogs. I've wanted cats but my dad's
allergic sadly. But I know like house pets have
really funny mannerisms so I want to know what your favorites
are for Cosmo and smokes. Both you and Mario, thank you so
much. Our favorite?
Mannerisms of the cats. Oh, that's cool.
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Thank you so much for calling. Beautiful question.
Smokes is really good at making biscuits and staring off Have
you noticed sometimes his eyes go a little bit different
directions yeah he'll stir off and just.
He looks like me. He looks after me after, like, a
solid pregame. Yeah, when, like the Uber's on
the way and I got one eye going northeast and the other one
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pointed towards. Yeah, like, no, they're like
going the opposite ways and they're just glossed over.
Like when I look at myself in the mirror and there's an iguana
staring back like that's he has that like dumbass look of just
like looking into nothingness. Cosmo does I, I say he chews
Cud. I don't know what it is.
I've tried to look it up. I've asked that's that's.
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My favorite thing? About, but he was.
One of our cats literally looks like he's got Copenhagen
Straight tucked into his lip. Just like when he's really
happy, he'll just look. At you he'll be purring and he's
really comfortable and he's. Yeah, looks like he's chewing
some. He's just chewing some gum.
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I don't know what it is. I like I said, if if you guys
know what that is, please tell me because I have asked multiple
vets about it. They don't know.
I've looked it up online. I've heard that it's because
they're comfortable. I don't know.
I don't know. Yeah, it's weird, but I love it.
I really like when the cats stand like they're humans or
they sit. Like Smokes does that, like
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he'll stand up on his hind legs.When he's like opening the
cabinets and it looks like. That too.
When your cats are standing on their hind legs like humans and
they just look like a bunch of little idiots and they're going
cabinet to cabinet trying to open them and they look like two
idiots trying to pull off the worst heist of all time because
they can't get the cabinets open.
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I like that shit. It's super funny.
They're really good at. Those are all my favorite.
We don't have to get into. Yeah, those are all my favorite.
I love it. OK, I'm a little mad at this
caller, not going to lie. If you're going to call in and
talk about your dogs, your cats,your pets, and you're not at
least going to make an effort tosend a picture, a photo, if
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you're not going to tell us their names, they're breeds, You
know what I mean, What their Zodiac signs are, then I don't
know. Do you know if?
Max and Cosmos Zodiac signs. Yes, one is an Asparagus
Capricorn and the other one is aSagittarius ninja.
If you're not going to be serious or I don't know, like
try to use their. Actual Zodiac signs?
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Are you telling me that animals and pets have Zodiac signs as
well? I'm going to describe 2 Zodiac
signs to you, and I want you to assume which cat is which.
Where does the Zodiac signs end?Like if a car is manufactured in
June of 2024, living have a species.
OK, so if it has like a living. Can you just listen to these two
Zodiac signs and tell me which cat you think is which?
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Yes. So a Virgo is very meticulous,
in particular Cosmo. OK.
And Aries is very fiery. Yeah, Aries is the God of War,
so yeah, yeah, that makes sense for smokes, yeah.
And that's their actual Zodiac signs.
Well, it wasn't accurate at all.I wasn't able to guess like
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immediately. Oh, we know those are flipped.
Are you being serious? What makes smokes A Virgo?
Because now you got to Google it.
Die. OK, virgos.
Virgos. Are known for their analytical
minds, attention to detail, and practical approach to life.
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They are often described as logical, organized, meticulous,
with a strong desire to improve and create order.
Yeah, so the cat that has run into a screen door and drinks
out of the toilet. Yeah, that screams Virgo.
What are you talking about? And an Aries are characterized
by their bold, adventurous and courageous nature.
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That's not Cosmo. Never mind.
I take everything back that I'veever said.
They're energetic, passionate and ambitious, with a strong
desire to lead and take initiative.
Whatever. Anyway, speaking about zodiacs.
You're talking about the cat that I have to check its pulse
every three hours because I think it's dead.
Anyways, that was fun. Please send your names, your
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pictures, tell us as much as youpossibly can about your pets in
the future. Let's go on to the next one.
Cosmo has the same birthday as Hitler and I feel like that
somehow matches up. What Cosmo?
420 baby. Hitler didn't have 9 lives.
Hitler's birthday was 4/20. Hitler's birthday was 4/20.
Yeah. Did you not know that?
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No. Yeah, look at no.
What's? The cat in this house shares a
birthday, Adolf Hitler in that birthday, April 20th. 1818 He
was born in the 1800s. Who Hitler.
I don't know. No.
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Did they have abortions back then?
What? This is not right.
How was he born in 1889 and diedin 1945?
He lived to be like 50 something.
I don't know. Why is that so shocking?
Wrong what? This man was born in the 1800s
and lived in the 1900s. Can you believe it?
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That's like I was born in 1995. Do you believe that?
That feels really wrong. Why?
I don't know, 1800s and 1900s are like, let's not.
Question any history when it comes to Adolf Hitler.
Let's just trust the process. Well, that's why I was shocked
because I was like, wasn't Hitler around in like the
fucking 30s forties? Like I Yeah.
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He was born in 1889. That's.
In my head that's 1800, which islike Victorian era.
When was the Victorian era? Thank you.
Hold on, hold on hold. On Hitler was alive during the
Victorian era. Yeah, don't say it like it's the
Eris tour. Like the fuck, Like it's Hitler.
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Why don't we get? No no no, this has nothing to do
with how fucking shitty Hitler is.
I know, I'm just saying don't say something exciting like.
It's not exciting, it's crazy. Trailer dropped it's.
Crazy to me those are, I've toldyou.
About. History.
The Victorian era is like. Queen Victoria.
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Is she the one? The British Empire.
Well, OK, so when was America founded?
1776. Yes, okay, so right before the
Victorian era. So I should have cared about
history like a smidgen more? I kind of am getting the ick
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right now. I know what I need to know and I
learn what I should learn, and Ieducate myself where I need to
educate myself. You're saying just further?
To like explore it really reallybad about connecting time
periods. Oh yeah.
Because I got high, I was going to oh, booba, I washed our
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sheets. We have to make our bed before
we go. Do you want to sleep on the
couch? Can we sleep on the couch?
I'm down. Oh fuck yeah.
Sleepover. Slumber.
Party slumber. Party on the couch.
Slumber party on the couch. Fortnite.
Fortnite slumber party on the couch.
No, you said you wanted. You said we were gonna finish.
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No, we play Fortnite. I wanted to watch Star Wars when
I thought we were gonna be done with the podcast at like 8:00
PM. Yeah, now it's like like 2
morning. Yeah.
Let's just play Fortnite until the sun comes up.
And then I'll do my nails. Oh, we're like committing to
the. Bid I will literally do my nails
after this because I took pre workout.
I'm alive, I'm well. OK I don't have enough time.
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OK so met this guy from Tinder first date, first time meeting
him. Met him at a sushi restaurant.
I go to shake his hand and I thought that was normal.
I guess not, apparently not. Could have hugged him but
whatever. He told me he was like that was
fucking weird. And I'm like hint shake
whatever. So we get into the restaurant
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and the entire time he's showingme pictures of his body.
He's like, this is what I look like at this bodybuilding
contest. This is what I look like here.
This is what I look like there. This is what I look like in a
Speedo. Like, what am I supposed to say
to that? So finally I after hearing about
it for a long time, he changes the subject.
This is what he says. My dad thinks I'm gay.
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What am I supposed to say to that too?
So end of the day asked me for aride home.
I'm like whatever take him home.He wants to show me his gym I
don't really want to see it. I had to pee so bad.
He takes me into his gym. I'm complaining and complaining
like hey I got to pee. I finally hit find the bathroom
dude. I peed my pants and thankfully I
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was wearing a long coat I was able to cover it.
I'm ready to get back to my car I'm ready to skedaddle pee pee
pants and all. He's trying to hold my hand
which was like super weird. I did not want to hold his hand
like I wanted to go. He's like, you're super fucking
weird, when can I see you again?I don't have much to say, God.
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That noise at the end, Oh my God, I pretty much play that
noise again. That sums up everything.
What noise? The noise she did at the end of
the video sums up everything youneed to know about.
I get it. Yeah.
Oh my God. First off, literally Douche of
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the Universe award, you know what I mean?
I'm gay. Mr. Douche verse like what the
fuck that was insane. We bought these red flags and we
really haven't had to break themout too much.
First off, starting strong by saying where's my hug at?
You know what I'm saying? He like literally was like,
you're trying to shake my hand. Like where's my hug bro?
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Like that typical douchey douche.
You know what? I.
Mean typically when you're meeting someone, shaking hands
is like. Yeah, like that's First off
completely normal. When you said that you were
going to shake his hand. I've shaken so many people's
hand that I I've. Met for the first time we met.
Well, just depends on how intimate you've been up to that
point or how intense the talkingphase was, you know what I'm
saying? But like, if you guys don't
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really know each other that much, it seems like he was
putting so much on you. Way too forward, way too
aggressively, way too over the top.
You seem very uncomfortable withit, you know what I'm saying?
Like he's showing shirtless photos.
He's like, where's my hug ad? He's like that part.
Trauma dumping like this dude you gotta come see my.
(12:35):
Gym Here's. Me shirtless, my dad thinks I'm
gay like. First date at a sushi
restaurant. Too.
It's just, Oh my God. How are you going to interrupt
my sushi like that? It was like sushi restaurant and
I'm like Harry Styles reference.Love it.
And then it just went downhill. Yeah, it went downhill real
quick. Oh my God, we're sorry.
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Which is like the Speedo. The Speedo, the bikini pics,
essentially. How do you feel when someone
sends you? You've delved in both realms,
both dimensions of the woman assortment and the men.
So tell me which one's more pleasurable to get nudes from?
Like me and my Grinch build. Hold on me.
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With my hold. On Brilliant.
Come on, don't be rude. Me with my pot belly and my
Grinch body with a little bit ofhair.
Sending you a nice sweet sensualphoto.
Maybe I'm sitting on a toilet, maybe I'm women or or like if a
girl sends you a photo, like which one do you prefer?
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Women. You're hairy asshole.
Don't we make it? We women.
Obviously women. Obviously women.
Yeah, women are so much more beautiful than men.
From your perspective, first date I pull out like old ripped
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photos of myself and I'm. Like.
I didn't wait. No, episode 1 of this podcast, I
did that. Emma cut this, Emma cut that.
Do not show a clip. No, keep it I mean.
This used to be me right here. There you go.
That's that's what, yeah, that that's what Brynn has never got
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to experience. This was me for a long time.
I did that to all of you. What he sounds like he was doing
was very invasive and very non appreciated.
Yeah, like date number one. This dude just screamed insecure
over the top. I feel like I've met this guy
before. Same, like I feel like I've been
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on a date with this guy before. Yeah, like I, OK, I know what
it's like to get in shape and want to show that off,
especially when you're like not in that exact physical form when
you meet somebody and you want to show them what you're capable
of and you at your best. I did it to you.
I did it to this podcast, episode 1.
Like I know what that's like, OK, and I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I'm just and like but like date one if I was just shoving it in
your face and I spent all. The time, like you guys were
still at the restaurant, right? Yeah.
And then he brought up the dad thing.
And he was like, that's fucking weird.
Which is like a really aggressive thing.
It sounds you've been very forceful, very aggressive, very
overtop 1,000,000 red flags. Not being able to pee also.
Yeah, like, Oh my God. And like, you have to come see
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my gym. It almost feels like predatory,
like I want to like get you to my house and show you.
My gym and. Like, no, you have to come over
to the point where like you'd pee your fucking pants.
Like you're saying that you needto go to the bathroom but like.
Oh. Let's hang out.
Oh my God. I'm so glad that you're safe.
I'm so glad that you're OK and you're awake.
(15:50):
I really hope you're very far away from that.
Yeah. Thank you so much for calling
in. If anyone's experiencing
anything resembling or showing any semblance of that, fucking
run. Jesus fuck.
OK, here comes the next one. Hi, Hi.
My name is Christina. I'm from New York.
I initially followed Mario and found Brynn through him, and I'm
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seriously obsessed with you both.
I'm literally 31 years old and Iwork death claims and I just had
to get on here and tell you thatI have a very depressing job.
But I live for your podcast episodes and they literally get
me through the day. And me and my husband come
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together at the end of the day and it is like a highlighted
conversation. And I'm just thankful that you
guys have brought some love and light into my life and I
appreciate you both. Don't ever stop doing what you
love. That was so sweet, thank.
You, oh, I love, I love you I love you I love you I love you
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both. Thank you guys both so much for
watching. Hi, I've said this before and
I'll say it again. The whole reason I started
really aggressively, passionately pursuing social
media was because I was in a really deep, dark, depressed
state. And it was what I did to escape.
And the fact that that's kind ofcome full circle at this point.
And people tell me all the time that either they're really dark
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and depressed or they're in somesort of situation that's kind of
sadder or like they're just looking for some sort of light
throughout their day. And they're saying that I
provided it when like the whole reason it started was me.
Like it just it's so. It's full circle.
Yeah, the circle of life, it feels good and I fucking love
it. Till we find a place in the
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circle. The circle.
Is anyone here with her? We're closed, ma'am.
Ma'am, please get off the mic. We've been closed for two
fucking hours. Stop it.
Anyone know her? Like I could see the bartender
at the club. It's the circle.
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Like, ma'am, can you turn the fucking mic off and get off the
stage? Cops are on their way.
We're trying to close up. Songs am I going to sing?
It's a good one, no? But I, I mean, thank you so
much. No, that means actually the
world to us. I know.
When people find themselves in US, whether it's you, whether
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it's me, whether it's both of us, and it's like a reflection
of their relationship and they see the parallels between us and
them, and they can relate. And they could laugh together.
And we can kind of point out thesilliness in the mundane lives
that we all live. You know, like these are some
things that you might not be thinking about that you and your
partner are doing throughout theday, You know what I mean?
And like, this is like a, something to laugh at or this is
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something to celebrate, or this is something you 2 can do
together to be happy. Like we love making videos to
showcase that. And when people say like, oh, we
see ourselves and you guys and, you know, the things that you
guys do strengthen our relationship and we try to
reflect that. I mean, I, I love that.
I love and I. Never thought I would hear
someone say that about me. Yeah.
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And that I was like there for them in any way, shape or form.
Obviously I traded up with my friends and my family, but like
to have a stranger say that about me is one of the most
meaningful experiences I've everhad.
Yeah, well, not like I always thought it was ridiculous.
And then I think to like all my inspirations and all my comfort
creators that I watch daily, like that's on TikTok,
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Instagram, YouTube, whatever. But like, there's so many people
that I look at like that. And I have the worst imposter
syndrome known to mankind. And like when I run into people
on the street and they're sayingthat they, like, look to my
content to laugh every single day or they look to us or they
like all that. It's just, it's a lot to take
in. And so, like, we appreciate it.
And I know you guys mean it. And so I'm gonna, you know, I'm
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gonna, I'm gonna accept it. I'm gonna say, you know what?
We are those people. And fuck you.
Thank you. Thank you.
We love you. OK.
You next one. Yeah.
Hi guys, I'm not sure if you listen to all of the messages
you get sent, but if you listen to this one, there's a girl that
sent in a message. Her name's Amy.
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She spells it AIM. EE.
She watch watches or listens to your guys's podcast religiously
and if you listen to her no and like play it on the podcast it
and make her year. I know you guys probably don't
take requests with that kind of stuff, but I figured I should
try just because I know how happy it would make her.
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Thank you guys. Well, well, well.
You think that we wouldn't hook that up for you?
You think that we don't know what you're talking about?
Wait, what am I? We don't.
I don't know what voicemail he'stalking about.
Surprise, surprise. Why don't you play the next one,
Bryn, Go ahead. There isn't really a prompt for
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this one. I just want to let you guys know
I love you guys so much. And I listen every single week
and I tell my boyfriend every time that a new episode drops I
freak out and I get so excited and every time that I finish an
episode I'm so sad except to wait a week for another one.
But my relationship I'm friendlyin like a very healthy
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relationship and it reminds me of you guys.
We are very much pretty and funny.
I just love you guys so much andI am just keep doing what you
do. You guys really make my week
every every single week that I watch you guys videos.
So love you. Bye.
Our lovely editor Emma found those and obviously we're going
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to plan and your guys's relationship, the fact that he
went out of his way to do that, the fact that you called in, the
fact that you guys are so cohesive together, it just it
was too beautiful not to do. And of course we're going to do
our best to listen to as many ofyou as you possibly can.
And, and thank you so much for calling in.
And I hope you're listening likeyou do every week.
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Like you said. Hi, Amy, your boyfriend told us
to say hi. So hello.
Hello. We love you guys.
Thank you for supporting, and yeah, thank you for watching and
tuning in and the fact that you see yourselves in us.
We see ourselves in you, yes. OK, one more.
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Sorry, I'm not a. Penis anyway.
Hey y'all Mario, love the laugh.Bryn, I love you, you freaking
gorgeous, beautiful woman, fellow Washingtonian you are and
I'm a current and always will bea Washingtonian.
I've been with my man for about 10 months.
We talked about getting married and having kids.
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I have a kid currently from a previous relationship and we've
been going through this whole process.
And this morning I get a messagefrom him saying, you sure you're
actually happy? I feel like if you can't be
happy on your own, being with someone doesn't fix those
feelings, just covers them up. He said that to me.
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So Bryn, if a man said that to you, if Mario said that to you,
how would you react to that? Mario, if you said that to Bryn,
what would be your reasoning behind that?
Because I'm trying to understandwhat he means and I don't want
to do this over text and ask him, I'd rather ask him in
person. But can I get you all's honest
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opinions? OK.
Thank you. Love you very much.
Bye. We love you.
Love you so much. You in a way not as.
Abruptly. Abruptly or intensely as that?
You've said that to me, Yeah. Yeah.
So I was like, I kind of see where this is going and what's
going on. Yep.
I know there's like a lot of parts to this, just listening to
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this, so he might just be telling you have some stuff to
work on. Yes.
I don't know how he said it to you.
I don't know the manner of whichit happened, whether you guys
were fighting or if it was just like a genuine whatever.
The way you said it sounds like you are very upset with it,
whether that's just how you tookit or how he said it to you.
And coming from someone who has been very upset by that, it's a
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really touchy subject. To love yourself is very
difficult sometimes. If you have gone through a lot
and if you've experienced a lot,it can be really difficult to
love yourself. And if you've gotten into a
relationship when you're maybe not there, it could hurt to have
it thrown in your face. I think the more that you can
just discuss that and have thoseopen conversations, that's
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literally the key to any relationship ever, is just if
someone tells you that there arethings that you need to work on
so that you can be more cohesivewith them.
It's them being truthful. But it is also understandable
why it hurts so fucking bad because you're doing your best.
I'm assuming at the end of the day you're trying as hard as you
possibly can. It's easy to take things really
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deeply and personal, and it's really easy to come across as
like an ignorant, careless asshole early on in the
relationship. Like, you guys have been
together for like 10 months. We've been together for what,
16? Like, yeah, I don't like, we
have been together for a very short amount of time.
And what I find in any relationship I've ever been in,
in our relationship, it's usually a communication error.
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So this guy's saying something to you, whether he's valid or
not, whether he's justified or not, whether he's right, whether
he's wrong. You just need to communicate to
him that he could be a little bit more gracious about it.
He needs to work on his communication skills.
He might not even realize how abrupt he's being or how
careless he's sounding or how clueless he's sounding or how
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mean he's sounding because he's just a dude.
And that's not your job to educate him on how he needs to
behave and how he needs to communicate and how he needs to
be the warrior in the garden andthe gardener in the war or
whatever the fuck. Like he needs to figure all that
on his own, but you might need to gently remind them, like,
hey, I see what you're saying, just next time maybe just be a
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little nicer about it. At the end of the day, it is
important to love yourself. All you can do ever is work on
it. If someone's telling you to work
on it, hopefully it's within thebest conditions and they really
mean it from a place of growth. Do you say the nicest way?
No. And that's probably because, and
this is where I'm just assuming and whatever, a lot of dudes
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don't really give a shit about what we're saying and we don't
really take the emotional considerations into what we're
saying. Like we can say something even
if it's true, even if it's right, even if it's justified,
whatever. And I feel like predominantly
heterosexual men for the most part just kind of just say
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things abruptly and directly to their partner because they just
haven't been taught to do any different or.
You know how to like, act with kindness.
Yeah. And it's really depressing.
And it's something that I actively have to correct myself
on and work on all the time. And my pants go pee.
Just go pee. I thought I was, like, cooking
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with whatever I was saying because she was looking at me
like, like. And I was like, OK, I'll keep
talking. Yeah.
And she was trying to tell me that she had to pee.
So that's I'm again, we're really good at communicating
with one another. I don't know if your boyfriend's
going to see this, but all I cansay is that hopefully being the
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angels advocate, he just saying something and he doesn't even
realize how harsh he's saying it.
And and if he does mean it in the best possible way, then just
be like, hey, next time you say that, maybe make that a little
bit more. Clear.
Exactly. Yeah.
Yeah, You know, so. Because it was a harsh thing to
say, and if he meant it in a helpful way, empathetic way,
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yeah, it did not come. Across it didn't come across
that way. So just like, yeah.
Last one. Hi Bren and Mario, my name is
Aubrey, I'm in Texas. I just wanted to say y'all's
podcast is literally so amazing.Like I could watch it if it was
like on for hours. I could watch it all like I've
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been watching you guys on TikTokand some of your YouTube videos.
I followed you on Instagram likeyour personalities are just so
perfect and like the exact goalsof what I want in a relationship
as soon as I can have that happen.
But sometimes you guys get me totear up like y'all's just
ultimate love for each other. It's just so touching and
(28:33):
amazing and your podcast has some funny prompts and y'all
just are authentically yourselves.
And it's kind of fun to see people that are kind of like me
because I have ongoing thoughts and I'll just go on and on topic
to topic kind of like what I'm doing right now.
But it's just so nice to see people like you.
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That are. Just thriving and doing your
best in life the best you can. And I am so happy to keep
watching until the end of time. So I love you all so much.
Y'all are amazing, now I'm crying.
Bye. We love you.
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Oh, that was so sweet. That was so kind.
Obviously, First off, thank you.Oh my gosh, you guys make it so
emotional with all these messages you guys sent us is so
kind. If it makes you feel any better,
as we all do, I know a lot of people say that we're like their
comfort couple and they like watch us and they see themselves
in us. We were just talking about that
like 5 seconds ago. But when I was single and
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helpless and hopeless and alone and just, you know, dreaming big
and Mario festing and all that stuff and just thinking that
nothing would ever work out withme, I would watch comfort
couples, you know, like, online,like on YouTube, TikTok,
everything, like other people inrelationships.
And I did the exact same thing you're doing right now.
Yeah. The more we do this podcast, the
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more we interact with you guys, the more we just see how similar
we truly are. You know what I mean?
Like how universal bless you. How universal, bless you.
What's the sneeze count up to? I stopped.
You stopped the sneeze count. Why?
I forgot. OK.
I just had the worst allergy attack.
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No, I know. I'm so sorry.
Like. It's OK.
I'm sorry, what? The fuck?
We both understand looking to other creators for comfort.
Oh yeah. Especially when it comes to like
couples and like that hopefulness of it, of watching
another like successful couple. It's not wise at all to live
vicariously through others or have really strong parasocial
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relationships. Keep in mind, like we really
don't know you and you really don't know us, but we try to be
as organic and genuine, upfront and real with you guys as
possible at all times, like unapologetically ourselves.
And I feel like that's why it isreally relatable and people can
like relate to it because I've always felt being authentic and
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even when it's embarrassing, especially when it's
embarrassing, First off, it's always more entertaining when
it's embarrassing. Yeah.
And like it's almost self deprecating.
It's also a lot more relatable. Yeah.
And so like that's how I've always approached it.
You can take a scroll through both of our pages online.
I feel like I'm pretty real withit and I'm glad you guys
recognize that and we're right there with you.
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And so just stay true to yourselves.
Keep your eyes open and you knowthat.
Just just stay hopeful and keep doing you and nothing could go
wrong. Like honestly, I truly, truly
believe that. I really, really do.
We just hope you guys know we say at the end of every episode,
but we love you all more than anything and we are so
appreciative that you're here and you're watching us.
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Yeah. And it's so fucking cool.
Yeah, like this. This is.
All we ever wanted with this endeavour that we went on, yeah.
Like the? Coolest thing ever, genuinely.
Like while we're recording this,while we're on breaks, like in
between episodes, while we're watching it back, while we're
editing, like all this stuff, like we're reviewing it when
we're done, all all these things, this whole process.
(32:05):
And we've said it multiple times, like Frankensteining this
show together with all the components and elements that we
wanted to experiment with and try.
We just know we want to keep cranking them out.
If you do want to watch for the rest of your life, good, because
we want to keep making them and we're on episode, I don't even
know, 15. Through 20.
At this point 15 or something, but I.
Think my birthday episode is 16,which should be our next one?
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Yeah, and it just, I know we're documenting a lot and we're
really excited to where this is all going and how it's growing.
So thank you so much for all your guys''s kind words.
We're we hear you. Of course we hear you.
We want to hear you. We're very coachable and
approachable. Our next episode's your birthday
episode. It's all yours.
Yeah. And then it's my birthday.
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We have two weeks in between ourbirthdays.
Yeah, so like I just, it's, it'sgoing to be a lot of birthday
theme birthday stuff. So a lot of birthday, a lot of
birthday stuff. And that would be really cool.
So really cool birthday ideas, things that you've seen, things
that you've liked, parties that have failed, parties that have
succeeded. Give us your best party stories.
Birthday. Party related.
Birthday party related? If you want, there's some other
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party stories in there like Let's Make It.
Birthday. Yeah, or things that would work
really good at a birthday or things about Bryn, you know,
just let's make it a party partyBirthday, birthday themed
birthday party prompt. I'm sorry I.
Just I feel like my birthday is the one time I get to be selfish
and I take full advantage of it.Anyway, June 25th, my birthday,
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I'll be 27. Yes, and her mother's maiden
name is no because like where? Was the.
Damn. I can't.
Oh my God, you're always leakingout of everywhere all the time.
(33:56):
Sort of drooling. Oh, you really did.
Oh, OK, calm down. Whoa, easy, tiger.
Like I was saying though, easy. White chocolate.
You like talked me into it superquick, so Lilo and stitch that
part that they cut from the liveaction movie where thank you
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guys so much for watching. Make sure to follow us on all of
our socials and you know, rate US out of five.
Comment what you like, what you're not liking, if you like
the show. Seven days to wish me happy
birthday. Yes, if you like this.
Start your countdown. Yeah, start commenting already,
you know, get it out of the way.I'm so serious about this,
please. OK, Jesus Christ.
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In case you didn't know, it's going to be my birthday.
Oh. Next week on Wednesday, June
25th. Gotcha.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
We love you all and. Make sure to.
Follow us, we're pretty funny.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to cut right to it.
Not much of a cold open. You know what?
Roll the intro. Welcome back to the pretty Funny
(00:23):
podcast I Am Pretty. And I'm Mario, thanks for
joining us. We started filming a podcast and
we were answering voicemails andwe just got a little yappy, a
little yap yap. So this is a little bonus
episode for the rest of them. We're just going to get right
into the second part. We're sorry we had to break shit
up, OK? We were doing our best.
It's so funny because this is like a fresh episode for
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everyone watching. Anyways, hopefully you watch
Part 1. Now we're in Part 2 and it's
just more of the same. We're just answering your guys's
phone calls, your voicemails that you left us, and we we
can't get enough of them. And thank you guys so much again
for following us on our socials,being super engaged.
(01:06):
And yeah, we're just going to roll right into it.
Hi, Mario. Hi, Brent.
How we doing? How we doing?
My name is Zoe. I'm from Salt Lake City, UT I've
been following you guys for a really long time and I've loved
watching you guys like fall in love.
It's really cute. My question, so I am a dog
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owner, I've always had dogs. I've wanted cats but my dad's
allergic sadly. But I know like house pets have
really funny mannerisms so I want to know what your favorites
are for Cosmo and smokes. Both you and Mario, thank you so
much. Our favorite?
Mannerisms of the cats. Oh, that's cool.
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Thank you so much for calling. Beautiful question.
Smokes is really good at making biscuits and staring off Have
you noticed sometimes his eyes go a little bit different
directions yeah he'll stir off and just.
He looks like me. He looks after me after, like, a
solid pregame. Yeah, when, like the Uber's on
the way and I got one eye going northeast and the other one
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pointed towards. Yeah, like, no, they're like
going the opposite ways and they're just glossed over.
Like when I look at myself in the mirror and there's an iguana
staring back like that's he has that like dumbass look of just
like looking into nothingness. Cosmo does I, I say he chews
Cud. I don't know what it is.
I've tried to look it up. I've asked that's that's.
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My favorite thing? About, but he was.
One of our cats literally looks like he's got Copenhagen
Straight tucked into his lip. Just like when he's really
happy, he'll just look. At you he'll be purring and he's
really comfortable and he's. Yeah, looks like he's chewing
some. He's just chewing some gum.
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I don't know what it is. I like I said, if if you guys
know what that is, please tell me because I have asked multiple
vets about it. They don't know.
I've looked it up online. I've heard that it's because
they're comfortable. I don't know.
I don't know. Yeah, it's weird, but I love it.
I really like when the cats stand like they're humans or
they sit. Like Smokes does that, like
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he'll stand up on his hind legs.When he's like opening the
cabinets and it looks like. That too.
When your cats are standing on their hind legs like humans and
they just look like a bunch of little idiots and they're going
cabinet to cabinet trying to open them and they look like two
idiots trying to pull off the worst heist of all time because
they can't get the cabinets open.
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I like that shit. It's super funny.
They're really good at. Those are all my favorite.
We don't have to get into. Yeah, those are all my favorite.
I love it. OK, I'm a little mad at this
caller, not going to lie. If you're going to call in and
talk about your dogs, your cats,your pets, and you're not at
least going to make an effort tosend a picture, a photo, if
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you're not going to tell us their names, they're breeds, You
know what I mean, What their Zodiac signs are, then I don't
know. Do you know if?
Max and Cosmos Zodiac signs. Yes, one is an Asparagus
Capricorn and the other one is aSagittarius ninja.
If you're not going to be serious or I don't know, like
try to use their. Actual Zodiac signs?
(04:18):
Are you telling me that animals and pets have Zodiac signs as
well? I'm going to describe 2 Zodiac
signs to you, and I want you to assume which cat is which.
Where does the Zodiac signs end?Like if a car is manufactured in
June of 2024, living have a species.
OK, so if it has like a living. Can you just listen to these two
Zodiac signs and tell me which cat you think is which?
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Yes. So a Virgo is very meticulous,
in particular Cosmo. OK.
And Aries is very fiery. Yeah, Aries is the God of War,
so yeah, yeah, that makes sense for smokes, yeah.
And that's their actual Zodiac signs.
Well, it wasn't accurate at all.I wasn't able to guess like
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immediately. Oh, we know those are flipped.
Are you being serious? What makes smokes A Virgo?
Because now you got to Google it.
Die. OK, virgos.
Virgos. Are known for their analytical
minds, attention to detail, and practical approach to life.
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They are often described as logical, organized, meticulous,
with a strong desire to improve and create order.
Yeah, so the cat that has run into a screen door and drinks
out of the toilet. Yeah, that screams Virgo.
What are you talking about? And an Aries are characterized
by their bold, adventurous and courageous nature.
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That's not Cosmo. Never mind.
I take everything back that I'veever said.
They're energetic, passionate and ambitious, with a strong
desire to lead and take initiative.
Whatever. Anyway, speaking about zodiacs.
You're talking about the cat that I have to check its pulse
every three hours because I think it's dead.
Anyways, that was fun. Please send your names, your
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pictures, tell us as much as youpossibly can about your pets in
the future. Let's go on to the next one.
Cosmo has the same birthday as Hitler and I feel like that
somehow matches up. What Cosmo?
420 baby. Hitler didn't have 9 lives.
Hitler's birthday was 4/20. Hitler's birthday was 4/20.
Yeah. Did you not know that?
(06:25):
No. Yeah, look at no.
What's? The cat in this house shares a
birthday, Adolf Hitler in that birthday, April 20th. 1818 He
was born in the 1800s. Who Hitler.
I don't know. No.
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Did they have abortions back then?
What? This is not right.
How was he born in 1889 and diedin 1945?
He lived to be like 50 something.
I don't know. Why is that so shocking?
Wrong what? This man was born in the 1800s
and lived in the 1900s. Can you believe it?
(07:07):
That's like I was born in 1995. Do you believe that?
That feels really wrong. Why?
I don't know, 1800s and 1900s are like, let's not.
Question any history when it comes to Adolf Hitler.
Let's just trust the process. Well, that's why I was shocked
because I was like, wasn't Hitler around in like the
fucking 30s forties? Like I Yeah.
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He was born in 1889. That's.
In my head that's 1800, which islike Victorian era.
When was the Victorian era? Thank you.
Hold on, hold on hold. On Hitler was alive during the
Victorian era. Yeah, don't say it like it's the
Eris tour. Like the fuck, Like it's Hitler.
(07:49):
Why don't we get? No no no, this has nothing to do
with how fucking shitty Hitler is.
I know, I'm just saying don't say something exciting like.
It's not exciting, it's crazy. Trailer dropped it's.
Crazy to me those are, I've toldyou.
About. History.
The Victorian era is like. Queen Victoria.
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Is she the one? The British Empire.
Well, OK, so when was America founded?
1776. Yes, okay, so right before the
Victorian era. So I should have cared about
history like a smidgen more? I kind of am getting the ick
(08:29):
right now. I know what I need to know and I
learn what I should learn, and Ieducate myself where I need to
educate myself. You're saying just further?
To like explore it really reallybad about connecting time
periods. Oh yeah.
Because I got high, I was going to oh, booba, I washed our
(08:52):
sheets. We have to make our bed before
we go. Do you want to sleep on the
couch? Can we sleep on the couch?
I'm down. Oh fuck yeah.
Sleepover. Slumber.
Party slumber. Party on the couch.
Slumber party on the couch. Fortnite.
Fortnite slumber party on the couch.
No, you said you wanted. You said we were gonna finish.
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No, we play Fortnite. I wanted to watch Star Wars when
I thought we were gonna be done with the podcast at like 8:00
PM. Yeah, now it's like like 2
morning. Yeah.
Let's just play Fortnite until the sun comes up.
And then I'll do my nails. Oh, we're like committing to
the. Bid I will literally do my nails
after this because I took pre workout.
I'm alive, I'm well. OK I don't have enough time.
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OK so met this guy from Tinder first date, first time meeting
him. Met him at a sushi restaurant.
I go to shake his hand and I thought that was normal.
I guess not, apparently not. Could have hugged him but
whatever. He told me he was like that was
fucking weird. And I'm like hint shake
whatever. So we get into the restaurant
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and the entire time he's showingme pictures of his body.
He's like, this is what I look like at this bodybuilding
contest. This is what I look like here.
This is what I look like there. This is what I look like in a
Speedo. Like, what am I supposed to say
to that? So finally I after hearing about
it for a long time, he changes the subject.
This is what he says. My dad thinks I'm gay.
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What am I supposed to say to that too?
So end of the day asked me for aride home.
I'm like whatever take him home.He wants to show me his gym I
don't really want to see it. I had to pee so bad.
He takes me into his gym. I'm complaining and complaining
like hey I got to pee. I finally hit find the bathroom
dude. I peed my pants and thankfully I
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was wearing a long coat I was able to cover it.
I'm ready to get back to my car I'm ready to skedaddle pee pee
pants and all. He's trying to hold my hand
which was like super weird. I did not want to hold his hand
like I wanted to go. He's like, you're super fucking
weird, when can I see you again?I don't have much to say, God.
(11:06):
That noise at the end, Oh my God, I pretty much play that
noise again. That sums up everything.
What noise? The noise she did at the end of
the video sums up everything youneed to know about.
I get it. Yeah.
Oh my God. First off, literally Douche of
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the Universe award, you know what I mean?
I'm gay. Mr. Douche verse like what the
fuck that was insane. We bought these red flags and we
really haven't had to break themout too much.
First off, starting strong by saying where's my hug at?
You know what I'm saying? He like literally was like,
you're trying to shake my hand. Like where's my hug bro?
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Like that typical douchey douche.
You know what? I.
Mean typically when you're meeting someone, shaking hands
is like. Yeah, like that's First off
completely normal. When you said that you were
going to shake his hand. I've shaken so many people's
hand that I I've. Met for the first time we met.
Well, just depends on how intimate you've been up to that
point or how intense the talkingphase was, you know what I'm
saying? But like, if you guys don't
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really know each other that much, it seems like he was
putting so much on you. Way too forward, way too
aggressively, way too over the top.
You seem very uncomfortable withit, you know what I'm saying?
Like he's showing shirtless photos.
He's like, where's my hug ad? He's like that part.
Trauma dumping like this dude you gotta come see my.
(12:35):
Gym Here's. Me shirtless, my dad thinks I'm
gay like. First date at a sushi
restaurant. Too.
It's just, Oh my God. How are you going to interrupt
my sushi like that? It was like sushi restaurant and
I'm like Harry Styles reference.Love it.
And then it just went downhill. Yeah, it went downhill real
quick. Oh my God, we're sorry.
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Which is like the Speedo. The Speedo, the bikini pics,
essentially. How do you feel when someone
sends you? You've delved in both realms,
both dimensions of the woman assortment and the men.
So tell me which one's more pleasurable to get nudes from?
Like me and my Grinch build. Hold on me.
(13:20):
With my hold. On Brilliant.
Come on, don't be rude. Me with my pot belly and my
Grinch body with a little bit ofhair.
Sending you a nice sweet sensualphoto.
Maybe I'm sitting on a toilet, maybe I'm women or or like if a
girl sends you a photo, like which one do you prefer?
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Women. You're hairy asshole.
Don't we make it? We women.
Obviously women. Obviously women.
Yeah, women are so much more beautiful than men.
From your perspective, first date I pull out like old ripped
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photos of myself and I'm. Like.
I didn't wait. No, episode 1 of this podcast, I
did that. Emma cut this, Emma cut that.
Do not show a clip. No, keep it I mean.
This used to be me right here. There you go.
That's that's what, yeah, that that's what Brynn has never got
(14:22):
to experience. This was me for a long time.
I did that to all of you. What he sounds like he was doing
was very invasive and very non appreciated.
Yeah, like date number one. This dude just screamed insecure
over the top. I feel like I've met this guy
before. Same, like I feel like I've been
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on a date with this guy before. Yeah, like I, OK, I know what
it's like to get in shape and want to show that off,
especially when you're like not in that exact physical form when
you meet somebody and you want to show them what you're capable
of and you at your best. I did it to you.
I did it to this podcast, episode 1.
Like I know what that's like, OK, and I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
(15:06):
I'm just and like but like date one if I was just shoving it in
your face and I spent all. The time, like you guys were
still at the restaurant, right? Yeah.
And then he brought up the dad thing.
And he was like, that's fucking weird.
Which is like a really aggressive thing.
It sounds you've been very forceful, very aggressive, very
overtop 1,000,000 red flags. Not being able to pee also.
Yeah, like, Oh my God. And like, you have to come see
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my gym. It almost feels like predatory,
like I want to like get you to my house and show you.
My gym and. Like, no, you have to come over
to the point where like you'd pee your fucking pants.
Like you're saying that you needto go to the bathroom but like.
Oh. Let's hang out.
Oh my God. I'm so glad that you're safe.
I'm so glad that you're OK and you're awake.
(15:50):
I really hope you're very far away from that.
Yeah. Thank you so much for calling
in. If anyone's experiencing
anything resembling or showing any semblance of that, fucking
run. Jesus fuck.
OK, here comes the next one. Hi, Hi.
My name is Christina. I'm from New York.
I initially followed Mario and found Brynn through him, and I'm
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seriously obsessed with you both.
I'm literally 31 years old and Iwork death claims and I just had
to get on here and tell you thatI have a very depressing job.
But I live for your podcast episodes and they literally get
me through the day. And me and my husband come
(16:37):
together at the end of the day and it is like a highlighted
conversation. And I'm just thankful that you
guys have brought some love and light into my life and I
appreciate you both. Don't ever stop doing what you
love. That was so sweet, thank.
You, oh, I love, I love you I love you I love you I love you
(16:59):
both. Thank you guys both so much for
watching. Hi, I've said this before and
I'll say it again. The whole reason I started
really aggressively, passionately pursuing social
media was because I was in a really deep, dark, depressed
state. And it was what I did to escape.
And the fact that that's kind ofcome full circle at this point.
And people tell me all the time that either they're really dark
(17:22):
and depressed or they're in somesort of situation that's kind of
sadder or like they're just looking for some sort of light
throughout their day. And they're saying that I
provided it when like the whole reason it started was me.
Like it just it's so. It's full circle.
Yeah, the circle of life, it feels good and I fucking love
it. Till we find a place in the
(17:49):
circle. The circle.
Is anyone here with her? We're closed, ma'am.
Ma'am, please get off the mic. We've been closed for two
fucking hours. Stop it.
Anyone know her? Like I could see the bartender
at the club. It's the circle.
(18:12):
Like, ma'am, can you turn the fucking mic off and get off the
stage? Cops are on their way.
We're trying to close up. Songs am I going to sing?
It's a good one, no? But I, I mean, thank you so
much. No, that means actually the
world to us. I know.
When people find themselves in US, whether it's you, whether
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it's me, whether it's both of us, and it's like a reflection
of their relationship and they see the parallels between us and
them, and they can relate. And they could laugh together.
And we can kind of point out thesilliness in the mundane lives
that we all live. You know, like these are some
things that you might not be thinking about that you and your
partner are doing throughout theday, You know what I mean?
And like, this is like a, something to laugh at or this is
(18:55):
something to celebrate, or this is something you 2 can do
together to be happy. Like we love making videos to
showcase that. And when people say like, oh, we
see ourselves and you guys and, you know, the things that you
guys do strengthen our relationship and we try to
reflect that. I mean, I, I love that.
I love and I. Never thought I would hear
someone say that about me. Yeah.
(19:15):
And that I was like there for them in any way, shape or form.
Obviously I traded up with my friends and my family, but like
to have a stranger say that about me is one of the most
meaningful experiences I've everhad.
Yeah, well, not like I always thought it was ridiculous.
And then I think to like all my inspirations and all my comfort
creators that I watch daily, like that's on TikTok,
(19:36):
Instagram, YouTube, whatever. But like, there's so many people
that I look at like that. And I have the worst imposter
syndrome known to mankind. And like when I run into people
on the street and they're sayingthat they, like, look to my
content to laugh every single day or they look to us or they
like all that. It's just, it's a lot to take
in. And so, like, we appreciate it.
And I know you guys mean it. And so I'm gonna, you know, I'm
(20:00):
gonna, I'm gonna accept it. I'm gonna say, you know what?
We are those people. And fuck you.
Thank you. Thank you.
We love you. OK.
You next one. Yeah.
Hi guys, I'm not sure if you listen to all of the messages
you get sent, but if you listen to this one, there's a girl that
sent in a message. Her name's Amy.
(20:20):
She spells it AIM. EE.
She watch watches or listens to your guys's podcast religiously
and if you listen to her no and like play it on the podcast it
and make her year. I know you guys probably don't
take requests with that kind of stuff, but I figured I should
try just because I know how happy it would make her.
(20:43):
Thank you guys. Well, well, well.
You think that we wouldn't hook that up for you?
You think that we don't know what you're talking about?
Wait, what am I? We don't.
I don't know what voicemail he'stalking about.
Surprise, surprise. Why don't you play the next one,
Bryn, Go ahead. There isn't really a prompt for
(21:03):
this one. I just want to let you guys know
I love you guys so much. And I listen every single week
and I tell my boyfriend every time that a new episode drops I
freak out and I get so excited and every time that I finish an
episode I'm so sad except to wait a week for another one.
But my relationship I'm friendlyin like a very healthy
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relationship and it reminds me of you guys.
We are very much pretty and funny.
I just love you guys so much andI am just keep doing what you
do. You guys really make my week
every every single week that I watch you guys videos.
So love you. Bye.
Our lovely editor Emma found those and obviously we're going
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to plan and your guys's relationship, the fact that he
went out of his way to do that, the fact that you called in, the
fact that you guys are so cohesive together, it just it
was too beautiful not to do. And of course we're going to do
our best to listen to as many ofyou as you possibly can.
And, and thank you so much for calling in.
And I hope you're listening likeyou do every week.
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Like you said. Hi, Amy, your boyfriend told us
to say hi. So hello.
Hello. We love you guys.
Thank you for supporting, and yeah, thank you for watching and
tuning in and the fact that you see yourselves in us.
We see ourselves in you, yes. OK, one more.
(22:31):
Sorry, I'm not a. Penis anyway.
Hey y'all Mario, love the laugh.Bryn, I love you, you freaking
gorgeous, beautiful woman, fellow Washingtonian you are and
I'm a current and always will bea Washingtonian.
I've been with my man for about 10 months.
We talked about getting married and having kids.
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I have a kid currently from a previous relationship and we've
been going through this whole process.
And this morning I get a messagefrom him saying, you sure you're
actually happy? I feel like if you can't be
happy on your own, being with someone doesn't fix those
feelings, just covers them up. He said that to me.
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So Bryn, if a man said that to you, if Mario said that to you,
how would you react to that? Mario, if you said that to Bryn,
what would be your reasoning behind that?
Because I'm trying to understandwhat he means and I don't want
to do this over text and ask him, I'd rather ask him in
person. But can I get you all's honest
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opinions? OK.
Thank you. Love you very much.
Bye. We love you.
Love you so much. You in a way not as.
Abruptly. Abruptly or intensely as that?
You've said that to me, Yeah. Yeah.
So I was like, I kind of see where this is going and what's
going on. Yep.
I know there's like a lot of parts to this, just listening to
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this, so he might just be telling you have some stuff to
work on. Yes.
I don't know how he said it to you.
I don't know the manner of whichit happened, whether you guys
were fighting or if it was just like a genuine whatever.
The way you said it sounds like you are very upset with it,
whether that's just how you tookit or how he said it to you.
And coming from someone who has been very upset by that, it's a
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really touchy subject. To love yourself is very
difficult sometimes. If you have gone through a lot
and if you've experienced a lot,it can be really difficult to
love yourself. And if you've gotten into a
relationship when you're maybe not there, it could hurt to have
it thrown in your face. I think the more that you can
just discuss that and have thoseopen conversations, that's
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literally the key to any relationship ever, is just if
someone tells you that there arethings that you need to work on
so that you can be more cohesivewith them.
It's them being truthful. But it is also understandable
why it hurts so fucking bad because you're doing your best.
I'm assuming at the end of the day you're trying as hard as you
possibly can. It's easy to take things really
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deeply and personal, and it's really easy to come across as
like an ignorant, careless asshole early on in the
relationship. Like, you guys have been
together for like 10 months. We've been together for what,
16? Like, yeah, I don't like, we
have been together for a very short amount of time.
And what I find in any relationship I've ever been in,
in our relationship, it's usually a communication error.
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So this guy's saying something to you, whether he's valid or
not, whether he's justified or not, whether he's right, whether
he's wrong. You just need to communicate to
him that he could be a little bit more gracious about it.
He needs to work on his communication skills.
He might not even realize how abrupt he's being or how
careless he's sounding or how clueless he's sounding or how
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mean he's sounding because he's just a dude.
And that's not your job to educate him on how he needs to
behave and how he needs to communicate and how he needs to
be the warrior in the garden andthe gardener in the war or
whatever the fuck. Like he needs to figure all that
on his own, but you might need to gently remind them, like,
hey, I see what you're saying, just next time maybe just be a
(26:02):
little nicer about it. At the end of the day, it is
important to love yourself. All you can do ever is work on
it. If someone's telling you to work
on it, hopefully it's within thebest conditions and they really
mean it from a place of growth. Do you say the nicest way?
No. And that's probably because, and
this is where I'm just assuming and whatever, a lot of dudes
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don't really give a shit about what we're saying and we don't
really take the emotional considerations into what we're
saying. Like we can say something even
if it's true, even if it's right, even if it's justified,
whatever. And I feel like predominantly
heterosexual men for the most part just kind of just say
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things abruptly and directly to their partner because they just
haven't been taught to do any different or.
You know how to like, act with kindness.
Yeah. And it's really depressing.
And it's something that I actively have to correct myself
on and work on all the time. And my pants go pee.
Just go pee. I thought I was, like, cooking
(27:04):
with whatever I was saying because she was looking at me
like, like. And I was like, OK, I'll keep
talking. Yeah.
And she was trying to tell me that she had to pee.
So that's I'm again, we're really good at communicating
with one another. I don't know if your boyfriend's
going to see this, but all I cansay is that hopefully being the
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angels advocate, he just saying something and he doesn't even
realize how harsh he's saying it.
And and if he does mean it in the best possible way, then just
be like, hey, next time you say that, maybe make that a little
bit more. Clear.
Exactly. Yeah.
Yeah, You know, so. Because it was a harsh thing to
say, and if he meant it in a helpful way, empathetic way,
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yeah, it did not come. Across it didn't come across
that way. So just like, yeah.
Last one. Hi Bren and Mario, my name is
Aubrey, I'm in Texas. I just wanted to say y'all's
podcast is literally so amazing.Like I could watch it if it was
like on for hours. I could watch it all like I've
(28:08):
been watching you guys on TikTokand some of your YouTube videos.
I followed you on Instagram likeyour personalities are just so
perfect and like the exact goalsof what I want in a relationship
as soon as I can have that happen.
But sometimes you guys get me totear up like y'all's just
ultimate love for each other. It's just so touching and
(28:33):
amazing and your podcast has some funny prompts and y'all
just are authentically yourselves.
And it's kind of fun to see people that are kind of like me
because I have ongoing thoughts and I'll just go on and on topic
to topic kind of like what I'm doing right now.
But it's just so nice to see people like you.
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That are. Just thriving and doing your
best in life the best you can. And I am so happy to keep
watching until the end of time. So I love you all so much.
Y'all are amazing, now I'm crying.
Bye. We love you.
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Oh, that was so sweet. That was so kind.
Obviously, First off, thank you.Oh my gosh, you guys make it so
emotional with all these messages you guys sent us is so
kind. If it makes you feel any better,
as we all do, I know a lot of people say that we're like their
comfort couple and they like watch us and they see themselves
in us. We were just talking about that
like 5 seconds ago. But when I was single and
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helpless and hopeless and alone and just, you know, dreaming big
and Mario festing and all that stuff and just thinking that
nothing would ever work out withme, I would watch comfort
couples, you know, like, online,like on YouTube, TikTok,
everything, like other people inrelationships.
And I did the exact same thing you're doing right now.
Yeah. The more we do this podcast, the
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more we interact with you guys, the more we just see how similar
we truly are. You know what I mean?
Like how universal bless you. How universal, bless you.
What's the sneeze count up to? I stopped.
You stopped the sneeze count. Why?
I forgot. OK.
I just had the worst allergy attack.
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No, I know. I'm so sorry.
Like. It's OK.
I'm sorry, what? The fuck?
We both understand looking to other creators for comfort.
Oh yeah. Especially when it comes to like
couples and like that hopefulness of it, of watching
another like successful couple. It's not wise at all to live
vicariously through others or have really strong parasocial
(30:41):
relationships. Keep in mind, like we really
don't know you and you really don't know us, but we try to be
as organic and genuine, upfront and real with you guys as
possible at all times, like unapologetically ourselves.
And I feel like that's why it isreally relatable and people can
like relate to it because I've always felt being authentic and
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even when it's embarrassing, especially when it's
embarrassing, First off, it's always more entertaining when
it's embarrassing. Yeah.
And like it's almost self deprecating.
It's also a lot more relatable. Yeah.
And so like that's how I've always approached it.
You can take a scroll through both of our pages online.
I feel like I'm pretty real withit and I'm glad you guys
recognize that and we're right there with you.
(31:23):
And so just stay true to yourselves.
Keep your eyes open and you knowthat.
Just just stay hopeful and keep doing you and nothing could go
wrong. Like honestly, I truly, truly
believe that. I really, really do.
We just hope you guys know we say at the end of every episode,
but we love you all more than anything and we are so
appreciative that you're here and you're watching us.
(31:45):
Yeah. And it's so fucking cool.
Yeah, like this. This is.
All we ever wanted with this endeavour that we went on, yeah.
Like the? Coolest thing ever, genuinely.
Like while we're recording this,while we're on breaks, like in
between episodes, while we're watching it back, while we're
editing, like all this stuff, like we're reviewing it when
we're done, all all these things, this whole process.
(32:05):
And we've said it multiple times, like Frankensteining this
show together with all the components and elements that we
wanted to experiment with and try.
We just know we want to keep cranking them out.
If you do want to watch for the rest of your life, good, because
we want to keep making them and we're on episode, I don't even
know, 15. Through 20.
At this point 15 or something, but I.
Think my birthday episode is 16,which should be our next one?
(32:27):
Yeah, and it just, I know we're documenting a lot and we're
really excited to where this is all going and how it's growing.
So thank you so much for all your guys''s kind words.
We're we hear you. Of course we hear you.
We want to hear you. We're very coachable and
approachable. Our next episode's your birthday
episode. It's all yours.
Yeah. And then it's my birthday.
(32:48):
We have two weeks in between ourbirthdays.
Yeah, so like I just, it's, it'sgoing to be a lot of birthday
theme birthday stuff. So a lot of birthday, a lot of
birthday stuff. And that would be really cool.
So really cool birthday ideas, things that you've seen, things
that you've liked, parties that have failed, parties that have
succeeded. Give us your best party stories.
Birthday. Party related.
Birthday party related? If you want, there's some other
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party stories in there like Let's Make It.
Birthday. Yeah, or things that would work
really good at a birthday or things about Bryn, you know,
just let's make it a party partyBirthday, birthday themed
birthday party prompt. I'm sorry I.
Just I feel like my birthday is the one time I get to be selfish
and I take full advantage of it.Anyway, June 25th, my birthday,
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I'll be 27. Yes, and her mother's maiden
name is no because like where? Was the.
Damn. I can't.
Oh my God, you're always leakingout of everywhere all the time.
(33:56):
Sort of drooling. Oh, you really did.
Oh, OK, calm down. Whoa, easy, tiger.
Like I was saying though, easy. White chocolate.
You like talked me into it superquick, so Lilo and stitch that
part that they cut from the liveaction movie where thank you
(34:21):
guys so much for watching. Make sure to follow us on all of
our socials and you know, rate US out of five.
Comment what you like, what you're not liking, if you like
the show. Seven days to wish me happy
birthday. Yes, if you like this.
Start your countdown. Yeah, start commenting already,
you know, get it out of the way.I'm so serious about this,
please. OK, Jesus Christ.
(34:42):
In case you didn't know, it's going to be my birthday.
Oh. Next week on Wednesday, June
25th. Gotcha.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
We love you all and. Make sure to.
Follow us, we're pretty funny.
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