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(00:02):
For the cold open today, we havea bet going on.
And yes, I don't think Bryn could name more than 20 Marvel
characters. Just characters.
Yes, comic book characters from the Marvel Universe more than
20. I can do that.
OK, OK, No, a loser has to. Loser will take a shot.

(00:23):
OK, OK, yeah, I can do. This.
Oh no. Oh, God.
OK, 20 here. I'm going to write them.
Yeah, I'm going to write them down as you go.
OK, go. Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk,
Black Panther, Scarlet Witch, Bruce Banner.

(00:45):
That's the same as the. Hulk, I think that it counts.
No, it's OK. It's Spider Man.
And Peter Parker. Thanos.
I was going to say Miles Davis, you got Thanos.
Yep. Did you get Thanos?
Did you write down Thanos? Hawkeye.

(01:06):
Hawkeye. Okay, I think we're halfway
there. Wait, what did you say?
Vision. No, we're at 9:00.
We're at nine. Yeah.
We're not even halfway there. Red Hulk isn't Yeah, OK.
Rocket. Oh.
From Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh, wow.
So you're just going to do. Can you star Lord OK?
Absolutely not. It can't.
You can't name one more Guardianof the Galaxy?

(01:30):
Are you serious? All he does is introduce himself
over and over. Yeah.
What? How many were you at
1245678910121314? OK, six more.
Yeah, you have 6 more. Fuck, fuck.
OK, OK. And I want anyone.
To think like so did I say Thor?Thor.

(01:51):
Yeah. Oh my God, you didn't say Thor.
Thor. Loki.
Oh shit, hold on, Thor. Loki.
Why did I write Loki like Loki? Loki, wait, what's it do that
does the and he travels in time.Doctor Strange, use the curtain.

(02:12):
Doctor Strange, you can use the curtain.
Doctor Strange. OK, no, I got you, Doctor
Strange. OK, real quick, real quick.
This is hop up there with the curtain and just go like this at
the camera 123456789101112131415167.

(02:35):
Three more I can do this. Three more Deadpool.
Deadpool two more. Wolverine.
Oh shit. Can I see Miles Davis and Peter
Parker? Miles Davis, Miles Davis Miles
Dewey Davis the Third The famoustrumpeter.

(02:59):
Hey, I played trumpet in. Miles, I want to give you a
clue. Did you get it?
Yes. Oh, OK, so Miles is.
It counts. So, Peter.
Parker OK Miles Morales, but who?
Peter Parker, No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
You already said. You already said Spider man.
You got to stop saying Peter Miles.
Isn't Miles Morales spider man? Yeah, yeah.

(03:19):
So why would he count but not Peter Parker?
Well, no, because he's a different person.
Why is the only like villain that I know from Marvel movies
Thanos the only one I can? Literally you are at 20 right
now with Miles Morales. The Penguin does that.
No, wait. Oh my God.
I'm sorry. The Joker?

(03:42):
Is he Batman? No, you're at 20.
You just need one more. What the?
Fuck is Gamora's sister's name. Oh, you can't think of any other
villains? No, I can't.
Think of the heroes and then think of the villains.
I know. I'm trying all I can think.
Of is spider man. You can't think of any other?
Why am I helping you? I don't know who's spider man

(04:02):
fights the dot dude the. Dot dude, are you talking about
polka dot man? What is that what he's called?
Yeah, him. He's count it.
I can name characters that but Idon't know.
Those are all the polka dot man's DC.
He was featured in James Gunn's Suicide Squad sequel.
I'm talking about the one that Miles Morales fights in the

(04:23):
animated second, The second animated.
His name's not the polka dot man.
His name is something else. Dot.
Can you think of any other spider man villains?
None. No other ones.
At all? No, really.
Really. You just need one more Bryn.
I understand that, but I my brain is really fried right now.

(04:45):
OK, who is the man that Samuel LJackson plays with the eye
patch? Why can't I think I'm his name?
Oh, Pedro Pascal. Who does he play in the
upcoming? Movie no Venom.

(05:11):
Venom. Nice.
There you go. What the fuck?
You just started saying things, Pedro Pascal.
He's in the new movie. Flame on.
Oh my God. Mystique.
Mystique. OK, there you go.
All right. I was thinking if I think about

(05:31):
it like I'm thinking about it too hard, then I think about it
too hard. That makes sense.
That tracks. Oh, that was fun.
That was really fun. Maybe next time you could do one
for me and I could name 20 of something.
Today's shot glasses are broughtto you by the San Diego Zoo,
which was top three places I've been this year.
That was last year. Was that last year?

(05:52):
That was literally almost exactly a year ago because it
was for your birthday. San Diego Zoo, Utah Natural
History Museum and Medieval Times.
Yeah, yeah. Those have been like my favorite
places I've gone. And Salem.
And I think we have shot glassesfrom all of them.
Yes, we will have different sponsored shot glasses from all
of our Knick knacks and Paddy wacks that we get on our travels
that we're not getting paid for anyways.

(06:13):
You don't have anything I lost. Why did I want?
To. Take this whole podcast.
Can I take one with you? Yeah, you can.
You want to just play drinking games?
This whole podcast, let's just make up our.
Own drinking games. Would that be fun?
Yeah, I have one. You want to take a shot to
start. Yeah, that one was a warm up.
That was a warm up. Yeah.
Oh, this is going to be a fun podcast.

(06:34):
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome toepisode 20, which we're going to
be playing some drinking games. Wow.
That was not bad anyway for the intro.

(06:59):
Welcome back to the Pretty FunnyPodcast.
I'm Bryn. And I'm Mario, thanks for
listening. Thanks for watching.
Thanks for watching. We're going to be playing some
drinking games this episode. You did?
Really. I can't believe you named over
20 Marvel characters. Please comment more lists or
categories that we can do. Yes.
And then also, if there's anyonethat's super obvious that I

(07:20):
miss, please let me know becauseI know they're all.
Oh, you missed a few. I know.
I thought you were gonna say, like the Green Goblin, like
Doctor Octopus. Like I thought you knew.
I feel like there's a lot more. Doctor Octavius.
Octavius. Otto Octavius.
OK, I could have gone. I think that's who I was
thinking of when I said the Penguin.
I just don't think you understand how vast the Marvel
Universe really is. No, I it's huge.

(07:41):
That's why I was getting like overwhelmed you.
Started naming. Didn't I say Michael B Jordan at
one point? No you or was I just?
Thinking. That you is there just a Michael
B Jordan roaming around your brain all day?
Yeah, there is No, there's not is that why you just Daydream?
You just Daydream and then it's.Like, I just think about Michael
B Jordan. Abram.
No, because I was thinking aboutthe Black Panther and then
obviously the next thought is Michael B Jordan.

(08:03):
OK. Yeah, but I have one for you and
I'm going to narrow it down to 10 because I don't even think
you can do 10 of them. 10/10. OK, it was hard for me to think
of something to do that would besimilar to like Marvel
characters, but for me, I don't think you can name 10 makeup
brands. 10 makeup brands. Yes.

(08:23):
Yeah, I can. Do it.
I've been living with you and you've turned this wonderful
home into a Sephora L'Oreal L'Oreal Maybelline.
OK. Makeup by Mario.
OK. Hell, we not collabed yet, you
know what I mean, Olay. Is Olay no Olay is like skin

(08:43):
care and. They don't have like 1 beauty
product you. Haven't named any that I use
except makeup by Mario. Oh, I'm getting there.
OK, then do it. You stop me.
Keep going. Olay is not one.
Olay isn't 1 no. OK, Huda Beauty.
Yes. Patrick TA.
Yes, good job. That's a good one.
How many am I up to? You are at 55.

(09:07):
Yeah, fuck Tresemme. That's hair.
That's not makeup. Hair and skin care are not
makeup. Spirit Halloween.
No, they carry makeup. That's not a makeup brand, that
is. They are a makeup brand.
They carry makeup for costumes. But like, where did you get that
clown makeup? Spirit Halloween?

(09:27):
What? I thought that was like an easy
slam dunk Spirit Halloween. I'm being very generous giving
it to you. I also said ones that I use.
Oh, that you use? Midway through, I requested
that, yeah. Does Sephora have?
Yes, I want to help you, but like I don't want to help you
because I don't want you to get them.
Hold on, I can do this. I can do this.
Let me lock in. I'm unlocked.

(09:48):
Let me lock in. Doesn't the Kardashians, don't
they have some they got like a makeup line?
Yeah. What's it called?
Kardashian? Nope.
What's? The two of them have.
O JS lawyer. Two of them have makeup brands.
What is it? Two of the sisters have makeup

(10:11):
brands. Chris.
So does. Ariana, is it called No Jenner?
So does Ariana Grande. Is that supposed to be like a
hint? Now I'm trying to think of other
like Lady Gaga's brand. Lady Gaga.
Oh, yeah, no, she's got a oh, I know that one.
What is it? I feel like I've done pretty

(10:32):
good naming 8. So you are you giving up?
You can. I don't know.
I know as soon as you say. Yeah.
Hold on, hold on, give me a second, give me a second.
Just like I don't know if I can name anymore.
That's OK. That's OK.
So I win. Yeah, what am I missing?
House Labs. That's Lady Gaga's, yes.
OK, benefit. OK.

(10:53):
Cosas. OK.
There's literally so many. Urban Decay.
Urban Decay. We went on a They sent us to the
Kendrick and sizz a concert. Thank you, Urban Decay.
They're cool. I'm trying to think there was a
bunch more I. Even have on my face right now.
I think we've named all the onesthat are on my face right now.
Oh wait, elf Nicks. Buddy the Elf, that's a.

(11:15):
Eyes, lips, face, elf. Eyes, lips.
Face. Yeah.
Head. Nuts.
Butts. Ow milk makeup.
Pits, nuts, butts, I. Have to pee?
OK. We have these question cards,
it's called. I should have known that.
And we're going to be asking each other questions off of
these cards, and we'll say firstone to get 3, right?

(11:37):
Yeah. Is that fair?
Yes. OK, cool.
OK, only one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World
still remains largely intact today.
Which one? Stonehenge.
No. No.
It's the Great Pyramid of Giza. Oh, what are all the seven
wonders? Can you name all the seven
wonders? No, apparently Pyramid of Giza
is 1. And I think the Sphinx.
Is Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls it might be.

(12:03):
Isn't the Jesus statue in Rio deJaneiro?
Oh yeah, that one. Yeah, I don't know if I'm right.
Call Jesus. Yeah.
We let's just like, name the Great Wall of China.
Oh, that's got to be probably the moon.
No, it's not of this world that's a moon.
It's not of this world, it's a moon, but it's our moon.

(12:25):
So it's like the Earth wonder. That might be one of them.
No, it's not. Stonehenge is one I'm pretty
sure. I don't know.
The Easter Island heads, Aren't they one?
Maybe can I Google it now? I think we've named 7.
I need to know. Wait, so the Great Pyramid of
Giza is the one? That was the answer to this
that's still largely intact. What are all the seven?

(12:49):
Wonders oh God, I'm going to fucking oh wait, there's so many
is. The Statue of Liberty one.
New 70 There's Seven Wonders of the Ancient World and the New 7
Wonders of the World. What?
The Seven Wonders of the World are the Great Pyramid of Giza.
OK. Hanging Gardens of Babylon.
OK. Statue of Zeus at Olympia.
Oh, I didn't. Oh, is that like the one from

(13:11):
Hercules where he goes and visits them and it strikes by
lightning and then he gives themPegasus?
Maybe I think Temple of Artemis at Ethius Mausoleum at
Palacarnasus. What?
Colossus of Rhodes and the Lighthouse of Alexandria.
That feels like wrong. OK wait, no, this is the new 7

(13:33):
wonders of the world. That was the Ancient.
World. So that was like the Justice
League and this is like The Avengers.
It's the Great Wall of China. OK Petra.
What's Petra? An ancient city in Jordan famous
for its rock cut architecture. OK Oh, is that the one where
it's in the canyons like IndianaJones?
I don't know. The Last Crusade, you know, like

(13:54):
it's in the canyons and it's like carved in.
No, I think that's what it. Is OK, Yeah, Christ the
Redeemer, which is Jesus in Rio de Janeiro.
How old is that thing I? Don't know?
Let. Me.
Look up how old that is. I thought that was like.
Oh, Machu. Did like Jesus make that?
Like what the fuck? No, what's that one called?
Rio Christ. The Redeemer.
Christ the Redeemer, how old areyou?

(14:19):
27. 1931 statue was created in 1931.
OK. Yeah.
I feel like for it to be a wonder of the world, you.
Have to like, wonder about it. Yeah, it's like something.
Just now when you googled it. Well, no.
I'm looking at all of these monuments, and it's like, these
are all things that, like, thousands of years from now or

(14:41):
like if a new species takes over, like, there was like,
dinosaurs, humans and then whatever's next, yeah, like,
these will be the wonders of like.
Yeah, I think the Christ the Redeemer would be that.
No, that like looking at it. Yeah.
No, it's like huge. It's like the Statue of Liberty,
but Jesus. But like, bigger, a lot bigger.
Yeah, who would win in a fight, Christ the Redeemer or the
Statue of Liberty? Christ the Redeemer is God.

(15:04):
No, no, no. Like who'd win in a fight if the
statues came to life? Christ the Redeemer, He's God.
How big is the Christ? Can you Google how big the
Statue of Liberty is? Like height.
Yeah, like, what if these statues all came to life like
gargoyle? You know what I'm saying?
And it was like the Statue of Liberty versus Christ the
Redeemer. And it was like this big statue,

(15:26):
305 feet. Yeah.
Oh, and Christ the Redeemer is 98 feet.
Oh yeah, so the Statue of Liberty.
Wait, no, no, no. Oh, whoa, the statue still.
Oh, yeah, look at he's tiny. He's a tiny little guy.
Why did I think he was huge? No, look at him compared.
Like a giant. Wait, the Statue of Liberty

(15:47):
itself though is like the same height as Christ the Redeemer,
but it's on top of that? Oh yeah, you know what I'm
saying? Now wait.
So what's the tallest statue? That's the Statue of Unity in
India. It's 182 meters.
That is so tall. That's.
Cool. How have I never seen that in my
entire life? I don't know.
I haven't either. That is insane.

(16:08):
It's 597. Feet.
OK, so you got that one wrong. You did.
Oh wait, so I got that one wrong.
OK, what are the rest of the wonders of the world?
Machu Picchu? OK, I don't know how to say.
That's the one up top with the llamas and Peru with the
terraces. Yes, yes.
OK. Yeah.
Machu Picchu, Chichen Itza Colosseum and the Taj Mahal.

(16:32):
OK. Have you been to any of them?
No. I've been to the Colosseum.
Yeah. How many of these have you
visited? Have you been to the Wall of
China? No, you've been to the
Colosseum, though. I've been to the one in Vegas.
There's not a Colosseum in Vegas.
Cheddar is. Where?
It's right by Caesar's Palace, OK?
Yeah, it's right there, the little Colosseum looking thing.

(16:53):
OK. Yeah, yeah.
So. So it's my turn.
What is the name of the largest hot desert in the world?
Don't over think it. Sahara.
Yes, Cool. Nice.
So I have one. OK, do another one for me.
Hold on, I have to. I want to like make sure we are

(17:13):
taking track of who's winning, which is currently me, in case
anyone wants. What is the name of the lion
cub? Who's the main character in
Disney's animated classic The Lion King?
Duh, Timon, Next question. No, you're wrong.
Simba OK, can you do another one?
That was dumb. Who discovered penicillin in

(17:34):
1928? Fuck.
Oh man, who was that? I would not know this one.
Like Abraham Lincoln? No, 1928.
Yeah. I don't know who discovered
penicillin. Is it like Joseph Penicilli or
like Penicilli? It's Alexander Fleming, which

(17:56):
I've heard the name before, but I.
Wouldn't know. I should have known that.
Well, you didn't want to take your Lion King point so.
Damn it, what is the name of ourGalaxy?
I don't know. Milky Way, Milky Way.
Milky Way, Milky Way. Like what is the name of a

(18:20):
chocolate candy bar with a nice rich creamy center?
I couldn't think of it. I'm.
Sorry, wait, so you have two? Oh right, yeah, I did 1 and
you're great. What the fuck, I should have
known that. According to legend, what
happened to everything that KingMidas touched?
Turned to gold. Oh, that's an easy 10.
OK, good. What would you choose to turn

(18:42):
everything into if you could? Crystals.
Crystals. Yeah.
No, I do like Wingstop Ranch. Flowers.
Flowers. Yeah, 'cause then I could look
at them and they'll be pretty. No Wingstop Ranch immediately.
Yeah, just like into what? What the hell was that just.

(19:05):
Melt into like a bottle of ranch.
Just. No, I'm just saying like, oh, I
got something. It's like, oh, I can just turn
this into like some ranch and like put it on there.
Everything I touched, everythingyou touch, Mario.
No. Like if you touch me or the wall
or the door or like a cat. I was just you.

(19:28):
Need swimming in Wingstop Ranch?In my brain I was like, oh, I'm
just going to turn whatever I want into.
No, because in my head like think.
About it. So like, it's a world of.
Cards would be my phone would bemy laptop like.
So it's like I would just turn everything into Wing Stop Ranch.
The world what? The fuck the?
World would be Wing Stop Ranch. The world of Wing Stop.

(19:50):
I said flowers are crystal. Oh.
Man, I got that point. Because I could live around like
I would be in a forest or like Crystal Castle.
I don't like the thought of turning everything I touch into
anything, you know what I mean? I just wanted to stay the same.
That'd be terrible, not being able to touch anybody.
Like, well, yeah, your feet alsocount as touching.
Yeah, I know. That's just like whatever

(20:10):
you're. I put on a shirt that just turns
to wings up ranch. It runs off my body that.
Story's actually wild when you think about it.
What? The king rider, because like
what? I know that he like wanted
everything he touched to turn togold like so that he could be
rich. But it's like everything you
touch is crazy. I have the greatest hack when it

(20:31):
comes to genies. Oh yeah, wishes.
So you're the genie. Go ahead.
OK, you have 3 wishes. I have 3 wishes.
That I can grant you. Is there any rules to this at
all? Yes, you cannot wish to kill
anybody. OK.
Or for money. OK, wait, what?
Do you not know the rules? No.
I don't. What the fuck of the genie is

(20:55):
you would be the worst person. What did the genie do?
A genie You'd be like why did you wish for $1,000,000?
Because you can't wish for money.
It's like, what are you talking about I.
Thought you can't wish for money?
No, that's not the rules. What did the Did you ever watch
Aladdin? You can't bring anybody back
from the dead. Oh, like Aladdin writes all the

(21:16):
genie rules in the world. I think those are the rules that
I'm basing it off of. Well, how was I supposed to know
that there's other genies, Mario?
You can't wish for more money. You got some great value, you
genie. I can only give you office
supplies. That's the best I can do.
Oh, OK, I'm a genie. Have you ever considered acting?

(21:56):
And you're like, I'm a genie, I'm a genie.
What the fuck? The worst factor of all time?
OK, rub me. What rub you hold on, I rub the
lamp. Outcomes Bryn the Genie.

(22:18):
Fucking go. All right, I can grant you 3
wishes. You cannot kill anyone, you
cannot make anyone fall in love with another, and you cannot
bring people back from the dead.OK, I would like to wish for an
endless supply of genies. OK.

(22:38):
You can't wish for more wishes, but there's no rule.
That wasn't one of the rules. I know well one of the rules
typically is you can't wish for more wishes.
Fuck, you cannot kill anyone. Oh my God.

(23:07):
Oh fuck Bryn, you are the worst.Oh my God, this is so.
Weird. Tell me what you're fucking.
Since you can't play a genie, I'm just going to tell y'all the
rules. You can't bring anybody back
from the dead. Yeah, you can't wish for more

(23:27):
wishes. And what was the last one?
You can't kill anyone and you can't make anyone fall in love
with another. There you go.
OK, so you be the genie and ask me.
What are your 3 wishes? I would like another genie.
OK. Boom.
So now I have my next 3 wishes lined up.
I could do two more wishes of whatever I want.

(23:50):
I think that in a way though, isasking for more wishes, because
no. Because I'm asking for more
genies. Going to give you Yeah, but that
doesn't mean that that genie cangive you wishes.
Yeah, it does. Why Genie's whole things are
sneaky rules. They are.

(24:17):
What are you talking about? We got to move on to the next
question. Oh, my God.
OK, Janie is they're all about sneaky rolls.
What are you talking about? What?
Wait, you got king riders? You.
Are the we are never role-playing ever in the
bedroom. Ever.
Oh my God, I have to fart. Hold my finger.

(24:41):
That was powerful. Holy.
Shit. OK, ask me.
OK, here we go. You get this one right?
You get all three, right? OK, I've gotten one right.
You've gotten 3 right. OK, here we go.
How many cards are there in a deck of cards?
52. Can I do a different one?

(25:01):
Let me do a different one. Yeah, it's 52 card pickup.
Do a person's pupils get larger or smaller in bright light?
Smaller. OK, let me find a good one.
What museum is the most visited in the world and has the Mona
Lisa on display? The Louvre.
I'm just trying to find one thatyou can't get.

(25:21):
I don't know a lot. Who is the cat and who is the
mouse in the Tom and Jerry cartoons?
Tom's the cat, Jerry's the mouse, Tomcat like.
What city is considered the birth place of jazz?
Oh, this is 1. Why would my brain go to New

(25:44):
Orleans it. Is New Orleans.
I did take jazz history in college.
Nice. Yeah.
Oh, I. Can't wait to go back.
They're not still going. No, Why?
Bryn was first at 3 very easily.So we're just going to do some
rapid fire questions. What are the physical remains
and effects of a St. called whenpreserved in a memorial?

(26:05):
What? What?
What are the physical remains and effects of a St. called when
preserved as a memorial? I don't know.
A relic. Oh.
What's the 4th largest city in the United States?
The 4th Why are your questions so?

(26:25):
Easy. Can you look through like in?
What girl group was the singer Beyoncé Knowles a member of from
1997 to 2000? 5 Destiny's Child.
Yes, yes. What adjective describes a
person who speaks 2 languages fluently?
Bilingual. Yes.
How many baby teeth does a childusually have?
32 or like 28 or like 2020, 2020, yeah, they only got 20

(26:53):
teeth. Damn.
Which president resigned after the infamous Watergate scandal?
Nixon, Richard Nixon. How many months of the year have
31 days? Every month after October, May,
December, June and August. What is the thing?
What? No, it's May.

(27:13):
Months of the year have 31 days.January 31st.
July 31st. December 31st.
October 31st. That's 4 right there.
November does not go to the 31st.
May 31st, June 31st. That didn't happen, did it?

(27:34):
How many is there? Do you know the knuckle trick?
I know. Wait, do you know the knuckle
trick? What's the knuckle trick?
It's January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August,
September, October and every high knuckle is a 31st and every
low knuckle is the 30th or 28th.So it goes.
January, February, March, April,May, June, July, and then you

(27:54):
double back August, September, October, November.
So 607, yeah, seven months. Yes.
It's not like I've lived here mywhole fucking life.
Like I feel like I should know these things.
How many gospels are there in the New Testament?
I don't know, I gave up on all that.
It's 44, Mark, Luke and John. Like all my uncle's names do.

(28:20):
You want to keep going. A couple?
Yeah, Do a couple. Wait.
What's the highest mountain in the United States?
The highest mountain in the United States.
I wouldn't know it. Wait, really?
Yeah. Oh, no, Yeah.
Is it in Alaska? Wait, is it Hawaii?
Hawaii is a mountain. I don't know where it is.
Hawaii is 1 big mountain final answer.

(28:42):
Mount McKinley. Oh, that's in.
Oh, that's in Alaska, Yeah. Mount.
Oh wait, I've seen pictures. Of it, Yeah.
What the fuck? I knew that.
Oh man. What is the name of the lead
singer of the Sex Pistols? I don't know.
Johnny Rotten I wouldn't. Know Johnny Rotten?
You might. That's a sick name.
What's the last name of Sylvester Stallone's character

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in Rocky? Balboa.
Yes. What city is the historic center
of the US Audi auto industry andthe home of the headquarters of
General Motors in Detroit? Nice.
What's the capital of Portugal? Of Portugal can iPhone a friend.
Lisbon. Lisbon.
Who directed the 1994 film Pulp Fiction?

(29:24):
Quentin Tarantino. Good job.
Wait, so I lost? We'll just both take a shot, OK?
So this whole thing is just it's.
Just us playing a game in. The we're playing games and
drinking, so it's a drinking game.
It is very funny that we decidedto do this today because earlier
I was thinking about a video that I made talking about a game
that my dad made in college thatwent viral.

(29:45):
And I'm like I was wondering if.What's the game?
I'll explain it to you. I was wondering if anyone else
had made it and actually played it because it got like there's.
No one else here. Oh, I made a video about it.
Oh, I was like 4 million likes. Oh shit.
Yeah. And so I was wondering if anyone
made it, I forgot that I did that.
It was back in like 2021 or 2022.

(30:06):
What's the game? What's the game?
OK so basically my dad called itMike and Mike's game because him
and his friend Mike invented it apparently.
Did they happen to invent a candy as?
Well, not Mike and Ike. Mike and Mike.
Oh, I thought I was about to marry into a gigantic fortune.
I wish. I wish I had that old good
money. You know what I mean?
Like, like my dad invented zoos,so we're really rich.

(30:28):
Yeah. All right.
I know something that's lasted the test of time.
Like being a Kellogg child. Who invented zoos?
Or did they just? They've kind of always been
around, I feel like. Or did they just have like a
bunch of animals in cages? And yeah, someone was.
Like, come look at them. Well, think about like the
Colosseum and like people go there to look at animals.
That was kind of like a zoo. So like someone owned a tiger at

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one point and had it in a cage, and then there was like a crowd
of people looking at his tiger and he went, wait a second, he
went wait one second. All right, cheers.
Give me the beat boys and free my soul.
Want to get a last in your rock'n'roll and drift away?

(31:15):
Let me take you away. So what's the mic in my game?
Yeah. So my dad invented it with his
friend I think. I guess.
But you take a whole bunch of cards, label them one through 6,
they all lay face down so you can see the numbers.
And basically the number on the card is how many sips you would
have to take. And if you don't want to take

(31:35):
that many sips, you have to flipthe card over and do whatever
the dare is on the back. And like the worse the amount of
sips the worse the dare. So like a one would be like run
around the room 10 times or something like that and then
like 6 would be like text your ex.
The thing is though is if you decide not to take the amount of
sips you have to do whatever like whatever's on the other

(31:57):
side of the card. I played it with my friends in
college and it is so fun. We like made our own deco cards
so they were really personal to us.
Why don't we just write out six cards real quick and play it?
Oh, I'm actually so down. Yeah, you want to do it.
Yeah. Hello.
It's been, and I'm not exaggerating, I think 30 minutes

(32:19):
of us trying to explain this next game.
Yeah, don't we have that couplescard game downstairs?
Are we just going to play another card game?
We just tried for so long to invent a game that already
exists and is downstairs in our Media Center, and you know,

(32:39):
that's just the way that life goes sometimes.
We just poured ourselves a couple of drinks.
Oh, you didn't want? Cheers.
Cheers, sorry cheers sounds really rude.
If you add drinks to any game, it becomes a drinking game.
Exactly. So we have this extreme personal
questions for lovers. Oh, God.
Card game, which I just opened, never been opened.

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And we're just going to ask eachother questions back and forth
and drink while we do it. Yeah.
I'm just going to play this for a little.
Bit oh, here you get a stack. See, it's still in the plastic.
Literally. Break the sealer.
It's not real. Look, it's still in the plastic.
I will say for all the eligible bachelors out there, First off,
you shouldn't invite a girl overlike right away.

(33:23):
You know what I mean? Meeting a safe, neutral public
space for the first aid. Don't try to get her over right
away, just you know. Anyways, that should go without
saying, but when you do bring her over, not only should you be
cooking dinner shouldn't be likeordering in.
That should be the number one reason that a girl gets invited
over. You know what I'm saying?

(33:43):
Like after a couple of dates, it's like, hey, do you want to
come over? I'm going to make you some
dinner. You know what I mean?
We've established A rapport and trust and you know I'm not a
psycho, so why don't you come onover and I'll make you dinner.
Maybe I secretly am a psycho andI'm going to cook you.
You don't know. Sorry.
Anyways, your point, my whole point is when you have a girl

(34:05):
over for the first time, sometimes it can be a little
awkward and I literally kept a lot of games.
Like you played a game very similar to this with me on the
1st date, yeah. Having games is.
Drink and after we went out to dinner, we came home and we
played this and then we. Then we did other things.
I'm just saying if you, you should just have games in your

(34:28):
apartment, your house, wherever you're living and when you have
someone over, guy, girl, whatever, it's so.
Fun. It's so easy just into some
music, put on some music, get a drink, put on some programs.
That's pretty much 90% of our nights is just drinking,
gardening and playing a game of some sort.
Yeah. Or watching a show, watching our
programs. Yeah.
And listening to music. Who wants to go first?

(34:49):
Rock, paper, scissors. You know what?
You went first and last one, andit's always ladies first.
You asked me and I'm. I'm.
No, I'm gonna go first. I'm gonna go first.
I'm gonna go first. I'm taking full advantage.
You ready? Yes.
What has been your most public experience doing The Dirty?
Most public. Whoa.
Oh actually, so my senior party in high school, me and the in my

(35:13):
truck were like parked right outside of the fire pit where
everyone was and a whole bunch of people came up to the truck
and saw us. Oh well, this is fun.
Sorry. I thought it was the time.
Anyone that is from my hometown?Remember, we stayed at it was

(35:36):
across the street from, I believe, the Laugh Factory.
Or the Oh God, yeah, and the windows.
Were yeah. And for whatever reason, we
thought that the windows were like tinted or people couldn't
see in and so. But we don't know if people saw
us or not. I don't know.
We literally went down to the street and it was like day 2 of
staying there and we looked up and I was like, I could see so
clearly into our room. Yeah.

(35:58):
But that actually wasn't. In the things that we've done in
that room and what's it, what's it about?
Big windows and balconies. You ladies know what I'm talking
about. When you're on vacation, you're
on a cruise, you're in a hotel, some about them big windows and
balconies. Ladies, you guys.
Calm down. Anyways.
Oh OK, wait, this is like a really good follow up to that.

(36:21):
Where's the most public place that you've had an orgasm?
Oh God, most public place. Yeah.
Why is everything so public? What the fuck it?
Was a good follow up. My most public place I've had in
Oregon, I don't know. I've done some things publicly

(36:41):
with people you know so but likebasic places.
I don't know what. Parking lots, beaches, the like
the basic places you go. I don't know, like, you know
what I mean, where you can get away with it.
The like the the public spots overlooking the city and you
know, but like nice little picnic like the like the normal.

(37:03):
Spots like a movie theater. A move?
No, like a drive in. No, I'm just not like a regular
movie theater. Which?
No, you good, you heathen. I haven't.
No, you said that a way of like,are we about?
No my my friend in. School did.
EW EW. Your turn, my turn.
Whoever's turn your turn to read.

(37:24):
What is your strangest ritual orsuperstition?
Superstition. Did I ever tell you about the
skunk? Did I ever tell you about the
skunk? No.
Did I tell you about the skunk? No.
Oh, well, in high school, on theroad that I took to school,
there was a dead skunk on the side of the road that was there.
Yeah, I did tell you. About this thing it was.
There for a really long time, like I'm talking months, and it

(37:45):
was a really good time in my life.
And so for some reason I thoughtthat I thought the skunk was
giving me good luck. And then lo and behold, the
skunk one day was gone and I started having really terrible
things happen. I believe it's a form of like
manifest. Manifestation.
A manifest. I believe it's a form of
manifestation. Oh yeah, 1000%.
Like, I don't actually think that was real, but that was like

(38:06):
my biggest like superstition that I had.
I'm not superstitious. I'm a little stitious.
I like to knock on wood. Oh oh.
So that's the only thing you're superstitious about?
Like nothing else, you just carefree.
And that's just the first one I could think of.
That's crazy, like I have to knock on wood like every 5
seconds. That is true.
You do? Yeah, you do do that a lot.
What famous person would you most like to share a naked

(38:28):
bubble bath with? Oh, Bryn Marie O'Donnell, future
mother of my women. Future mother of my women.
Future mother of my women. Future mother of my women, What
the fuck? Children.
Children. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah. OK, my turn.
OK, Oh, I gotta ask you, what are your biggest fears?

(38:54):
I know fish. The Dark.
That's a classic. That's a good one, The Dark.
I'm really scared of the dark though, I don't like it.
I know you always have the lampson.
There's lights everywhere. I.
Also used to think I wasn't veryscared of heights, but I think
I'm actually quite scared of heights.
You were freaking me the fuck out at that.

(39:17):
Oh. Yes, in Salt Lake City.
Yeah, we're like 7 floors up andyou are that person.
That's like we were in a. Clear elevator.
And so I made Mario, whenever the elevator would go up, I made
him go to like the clear side towhere you can look down in the
courtyard area and like, as it would zoom up, you weren't
freaking out. And I loved it.
I don't like heights at all. No, I know you're like more

(39:37):
scared of heights than I am, butI am still a little scared of
heights I think. I don't like flying heights.
I'd be more comfortable jumping out of a plane, like with a
parachute or like jumping off a building with like a parachute
or like a bungee cord. Yeah.
Then like just standing at the edge of it with nothing.
Being in that elevator reminded me of those rides where it like
goes up and then it clicks at the top and you it's the
freefall ones. Yeah, I feel like the Tower of

(39:58):
Terror has ruined elevators for me, especially the clear ones
where you can like see how high up you are.
It's so fun. I just feel like it's going to
go Bing and then that's when it drops, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I want it to. I don't care if I die.
That would be a fun way to die. I think an ick for me is people
sorry. Like an it for me is like when

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people like jump on an elevator,you know what I mean?
Or like when we're close to an edge and they kind of do the,
it's like the same vibes of likewhen you're writing and you're
trying to write real good and someone bumps your arm and you
get that little, I swear to God every time.
I gave you the ick. What?
You're saying that I gave you the ick?
No. Yeah.

(40:39):
Well, no, I just need to stop being a baby.
Yeah. Yeah.
And grow up. What could I ask you that would
make you want to slap me? Can you slap me?
Will you ask that again? What could I ask you that would
make you want to slap me? Hey, can you slap me real quick?

(40:59):
Like, I don't, you know. Would you slap me?
No brand, I wouldn't slap you. OK.
No. Slapping's forbidden.
You should never hit a woman, right?
I don't. OK, It's your joint.
This sounds so bad. I feel like I should.

(41:19):
You have slap me. Not like slap is such a strong
word. You know what I mean?
What else would you call it? I've choked you too, Brian.
Haven't really like actually choked you, you know what I
mean? No, but.

(41:40):
Think about. That no, you're not trying to
inflict pain. Girls in the bedroom, like it's
the dumb little like, and then it's like, all right, wow, he's
such a bad boy. It's like the softest.
A slap is such a crazy way to describe that.

(42:00):
Performative and it's not meant to inflict pain, but like.
Mr. Gray will see you now like there's still something.
You feel my hand on your face and you tell yourself that I'm
this big scary man like Boppity.He gave me a little boppity on
the face seat. Oh, he's choking.

(42:24):
Me. Read the question.
Read the next question. It's literally like.
The. Most performative?
Oh my God. Anyways, no, I've never slapped
Britain. Like never slapped Britain.
Not to inflict pain. If you know, you know.
We need to go see a therapist. I have a therapist, do you?

(42:46):
Yeah, what has your stripper named Ben, or what should it be?
Oh God, bubble gum booty body. Oh damn.
Yeah. That's so easy.
You know what, when we put the fries in the bag, we're going to
put our asses. There was a.
Point in my life where I genuinely considered becoming a
stripper. I'm not going to be actually.

(43:07):
There was a time in my life. Well it's OK, it's not that I'd
like genuinely considered. I guess I feel like every girl
thinks. Every girl does.
Maybe not, I don't know. I.
Did every girl at a certain age,you know, the Disney Princess
fades away and it's time to be astripper Princess.

(43:27):
So you'd so then once that. And then I did also want to be a
stripper. You were like, you know what,
let's strip. I thought it would be fun like
Loki. I I guarantee you'd be very.
You're dancing around doing acrobats on a pole while people
are throwing money at you. Yeah.
God, that sounds like a terribletime.
No, hold on. There's still so much more.
You didn't even. What would your stripper name
be? Bubble gum booty body.

(43:48):
Oh yeah, sorry, yeah, colorful Dory.
What do you consider to be your pride and joy that your Star
Wars collection? Yeah, it's there.
It goes. No, it's you.
Really. Yeah, of course.
No, it really is OK. You should know that.
Yeah. Do you not know that?
Do you not feel that way? No, that makes sense.

(44:10):
EW, I just wasn't thinking for our listeners.
Bryn literally just went like you had to ponder.
It like you didn't like create me.
Oh, is that what a wait, What's a pride?
And joy, well, like a pride and joy.
I normally think of like children or like your job or
something you. Create.
Enjoy. Yeah, or like something you
created. OK, like this is my pride and

(44:32):
joy. Yeah, this right here.
It's my pride and joy. It's like something you built.
Yeah, you didn't build me, You didn't create me, so I wasn't
thinking about. Me, I built my bubble gum booty
Batty at the Build a Batty workshop.
OK, So what's my pride and joy like something that I've built
or is that it would be my Legos.I think that's why I was drawn
to my excuse me, it's a drinkinggame.
There's going to be some burps. We're going to keep that burp

(44:54):
in, OK? We've cut a lot of burps thus
far. No legos make a lot of sense I
would say like smokes at Cosmo. Oh yeah, I do show them off a
lot. Yeah, and they're cookies.
They have not showed up once this whole podcast.
Yeah, that's actually wild. Interesting.
OK, we're going to do a couple more questions.
Yeah. What is a fantasy of yours you

(45:14):
are most hesitant to share with me?
Oh, oh, oh. You have any like I've?
Never like wanted to do a fantasy necessarily but Oh no
I'm nervous. OK, that's definitely OK.
Just yeah, do it. Go for it.

(45:35):
What? What's the fantasy?
Well, after we talked about the.Slapping.
After we talked about like the slapping.
Oh God, never mind, This is not a safe place.
I like aggression sometimes or like dominance, but not like
over the top. Like you don't got to be like
too crazy with it. You can keep.
Yeah, I've been told I can be very dominant.

(45:58):
You can be. I've been told I could be.
Wait, what? Really.
Yeah, there's been like a handful of times that's like.
Oh yeah. Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah. What the Yeah.
Wait, yeah, no, I yeah, that's the rumors are true.

(46:19):
I don't know if this. OK, so you want more of that?
Sometimes I want I like to be told what to do on occasion, but
then also I. Get over here and cuddle me
right now. Get over here.
I don't like that. Oh my God.

(46:44):
Cut that. This one doesn't count.
This one doesn't count. If a genie came out of your
toaster and offered you 3 wishes, what would you wish for?
More genies, yeah. More Toasters.
He would too. He totally would.
I panicked. I asked for more toasters.
Mario, there was a genie in the kitchen.

(47:04):
He came out of the toaster. He said three questions.
I don't know how much time was left.
I kind of fumble. We have 300 toasters now.
Did you want to ask him anything?
I told him he could leave. Is it your turn or my turn?
My turn, Vicky, what was going on the last time you felt really
old? And I'm going to chug the rest.
Of my dream birthday like 2 weeks ago.

(47:24):
You feel old. I'm in my late 20s now.
Like I'm out of my mid 20s. I'm in my late 20s now.
I'm 30. You shouldn't feel old.
Yeah, for sure. Just me.
No, I think I'm I'm old. I'm both old.
I think it's. OK, it's at the point now.
We're not old though, that's thething.
I feel like once you turn 30, yeah, in certain circles, if

(47:45):
someone asks you how old you are, that's when you should know
when, whenever you feel like like that.
You know what I mean? Like, yeah, I don't want to be
that guy at the at the high school college party.
You know what I'm saying? Like I don't want to.
I never wanted to feel that way,ever.
I had the thought like yesterdayor the day before that I was
like, I can't really just like go to a club anymore.

(48:08):
I feel like I know I feel 7. Yeah, it feels weird.
It feels really strange. We were at that bar in
Scottsdale. Yeah, like the.
Everybody was like, literally a child.
Yeah, like one dude said Sir, One dude called me Sir.
And I was like, I'm going fucking home.
Like no. Because we were talking about,
that's exactly when I was thinking of it.
We were talking about going backto Arizona, and I literally was

(48:31):
like, I cannot go. Like the thought of going to the
clubs that I used to go to there, Yeah, makes me want to
crawl out of my. Skin I used to go literally I
was stationed in the spring break capital of the world,
Panama City Beach, when I was 19, like a young kid stationed
there and best time of my life. Like obviously like it was just

(48:53):
just like my, those were my college days.
Like I literally look back at mytime in the military and the
like. Those were my my college days.
And I know a lot of like servicemembers or ex service members
that trans feel that way, like the the camaraderie that I had
and my friends and going out andall of that.
And I imagine going back like now, it would be just a

(49:17):
nostalgia fest you. Would be like an old man.
Yeah, I feel like, yeah, I woulddefinitely be that annoying
person, like, oh, back yeah. That's how I feel thinking about
like, my college days and shit too, 'cause I was like 1819 when
I was going to house parties andshit before I could go to the
bars. Yeah.
And like the fact that that's ten, well like a little under
10, but like 10 years ago for me.

(49:37):
Now, yeah, like your 10 years should be coming up.
It's next year, yeah, and I'm terrified.
I didn't go to mine. No, but the thought that that's
like 10 years ago was like, I amold now, yeah, like 27, I feel
like is the. Do you want to go to your high
school? Do you want to go to your high
school or kinda do you want to go?
Yeah, like my best friend that Ihad for like 8 plus years who I
haven't talked to in a couple ofyears is going to be there

(49:59):
probably. Well, maybe.
Actually, I'm no idea. I kind of regret not going to
mine. That's I have a lot of friends
that I don't get to see anymore that I would love to see it.
Even like the girl who's in charge of the whole thing, She
was like the ASB, whatever, that's always.
I was the ASB vice president, but I.
Think the secretary is the one who is in charge of the tenure.

(50:19):
It's like a rule. I don't know.
But the girl who's in charge of it for our grade, she was like,
she was born the day before me. We were best friends in like
kindergarten and like, so I knowfor a fact she's going to be
there and I'd like to at least see her.
So like, I'd love to. Go.
So yes, yes. Well, but also, are we going to
go back to my hometown for the rodeo this year?
Because if we are, that's basically my tenure year

(50:40):
anniversary. Yeah, we.
Can yeah, let's go. Yeah, I'm down with that.
That'll be fun. OK, OK, I'm going to ask one
more. If you could travel time, where
would you go and why? That's not like a it's like
extreme personal. Questions for lovers.
What point? No, make it like love.
If you could Make Love in any time period.
That's that's how we're going toend this.

(51:01):
Oh, if I could be. Oh, I thought you meant like
where I would go back to in my life.
That has to do with love. No.
OK, If you and me could Magic tree house go have sex somewhere
in history, where are we doing it?
Where would you pick? Where would I pick?
Anywhere In. In anytime.

(51:22):
Would you want to go to the future?
Would you want to go to the past?
You can go anywhere you want in the world.
Just say it was like a week ago.You know what I'm saying?
Like, just where do you want to go?
Where do you want to Make Love? I'll Make Love to you, like you.
Want me to fuck? I kind of want to go like

(51:42):
prehistoric with it. Whoa, you want some Jurassic?
Be out in nature. You know how big the mosquitoes
are in the Jurassic period? OK, well.
How big the bugs are? What if I went to like?
Ancient Greece. Ancient Greece?
Yeah. You want to get into the orgy?
No. You want to get into the?
No. You want to get.

(52:03):
You want to join a group. No, I'm not a fan.
It's not a book club, it's a hookup club, you know what I'm
saying? So not Greece.
I don't. Know not the Jurassic period.
I'm not going bare ass in the Jurassic period ever.
What if we just went like yesterday in a public restroom?
Oh, wow, yeah, that would be great.

(52:28):
Any point in time, Brynn? Yeah, yesterday in a public
bathroom. And you guys wonder how she's
with me. That's her epitome of true love.
It's just a public restroom yesterday, so, you know, the bar
is really low, so it's pretty easy.
I literally take her to the bedroom and she's like wait,

(52:49):
wait what A. Bad I can come up with a better.
You're used to stalls like What do you?
Let's go to like some castle somewhere.
I let it go, get you a. But like a renovated castle?
OK it. Was a lot of greenery.
Keep in mind this. Is breakfast.

(53:10):
You say a renovated castle. This is time travel we're
talking about. So you go back when the castle
went as in his prime. You know what I mean?
Women are so good at hypotheticals.
This is so much fun. So at the Louvre, at the.
Louvre. They have these rooms that are
set up to look with like all theancient artifacts, exactly like

(53:31):
the Victorian era. Really want to do it in there.
OK, see, that's a good one. I also have a really bad answer.
So do you want to go to the museum or do you want to go to a
museum, or do you want to go back in time to the Victorian
era and just do it in a bedroom there?
I feel like the Louvre is safer and then we can look around at

(53:52):
the art afterwards. I feel like in local news
influencers kicked out of the Louvre.
What in the Godzilla roar? What's that?
Is it? I know it's bad to say the
Vatican. I know that's not a good answer.

(54:15):
Where would you want to time travel to Bryn?
You're like a museum, a public bathroom, the Vatican.
We could go anywhere. We can go anywhere.
The Oregon Trail? No, that would be So.
You watched 1883 with me. Yeah.
So you just want to do it on theOregon Trail?

(54:36):
Yes. Yeah.
That sounds great, actually. Yeah, That sounds wonderful,
doesn't it? Yeah.
Smallpox and rattlesnakes. Let's fucking do it.
That sounds great. No, no, that sounds fun.
Like, where would you where would you want to?
Where would you want to do it onthe Oregon Trail?
Were you watching the same show as me?
Everyone died. Everyone was just dying, all
the. The Duns obviously didn't

(54:58):
fucking die or else Yellow. The man has never been made.
Oh. My God, I'm not even going to.
So where on the Oregon Trail exactly would you want?
If I die happy, then I die happy.
Where would you want to have sexon the Oregon Trail?
Bryn. In some flowers next to a river.
By like the Stagecoach? Yeah, like overlooking a
mountain. No, in the Stagecoach, yeah.

(55:20):
Don't bother knocking when the Stagecoach is rocking.
Where would you want to go? Not the Oregon Trail in the back
of a wooden. I.
Know it in a wooden wagon wheel on the Oregon Trail while
everyone's dying of disease and starvation and we're just on a
wooden wagon. Where would you want to go then?

(55:41):
In the hot heat, with all of oursupplies and everything that we
could carry across the country with us falling on top of us.
You don't have to like my answer, you just have to be
there. I'll make it happen no matter
where we're at. I just want to do it in a
castle. Yeah, I want to be like a
knight, you know what I mean? You want me to be like a
Princess? Yeah, like we need to go to a

(56:03):
Ren fair immediately. I'm so down.
I'm very down. Let's go back to medieval times.
They're not going to let us do it there.
There's bathrooms. We're not going to wait.
We can also dress up for medieval times and then go back
to the hotel. No, we should.
Our goal in life is to be able to do it at the medieval times,

(56:28):
everyone we. Could rent the whole thing.
All of our cameras are dying. We got to wrap.
This up OK? Our cameras are dying.
My camera died. Brin camera died.
I would like to go to the medieval times and get in the
castle and make things happen. Oh wait, what are they supposed
to comment if they've made it this far?
Oh, let's do medieval. Times Bathroom No.

(56:51):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Lancelot.
Yes, if you made-up this far in the podcast, please comment.
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