#21: Kissing Cousins and Fearing Furbies

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Episode Transcript

(00:01):
This is going to be a very free flow fun conversation.
Yeah, we're just here to chat. I know I feel like it's been a
while since we've like just sat down and like talked.
Yeah. And I want to and we have so
much to talk about. And with that, let's roll the
intro. Welcome back to the Pretty Funny

(00:30):
pod. Welcome back to the Pretty Funny
Podcast. Hell, you have to say it all the
way through seriously right now.Welcome back to the Pretty Funny
Podcast. I'm Bryn.
Now say it like you're a chaperone on a field trip and
you're trying to round up the kids.
Welcome back to the Pretty FunnyPodcast.
I'm Bryn. Do it like you're about to lead

(00:53):
the charge into battle, you knowwhat I mean?
Welcome back to the Pretty FunnyPodcast.
I'm Ben. Was pretty good.
That was like the perfect one for like a Disney movie, you
know what I mean? It was so like.
Did it give like a little Disneytwang to it?

(01:13):
Yeah, it really did. It had that like, just perfect
level of cringe. It's like cringe breathed on it,
you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's almost worthy of like a Marvel movie, honestly.
You know, OK, yeah. Yeah, that could have.
Or maybe like a Marvel TV show? Yeah, you take a couple acting
classes and I'm telling you, yeah, you could.
You could. Daniel Day Lewis I.

(01:35):
Think also if I was like trying to do it actually seriously, I
could do better, but like I can't under these circumstances.
What circumstance is there a gunbeing pointed at us?
What are you talking about underthese circumstances?
Unfortunately, we are not able to continue.
Well, cuz like it's for a silly hee hee ha ha joke.
Like I'm not trying to do this in a serious setting.

(01:55):
So we. Still have to finish it.
We still have to do it. So sorry.
OK, you know what? Wait, do you know what
realization I just had? How would I know that, Professor
Xavier? I would have no idea.
I do. Wait, hold on.
OK, go. I have two things that I have to
say weekly, my little my little old sayings and chance.

(02:16):
One of them is welcome back to the Pretty Funny podcast, I'm
Bryn, and the other one perfect.That's how you usually do.
It yeah, cool. And the other one is happy
Monday if you're new here every Monday I like colored pencils.
Choose my makeup for something Ilike to call Color Me Monday.
Let's go. Yes, I have little sayings.
Yeah, I like a cartoon character.
You really are. Yeah.

(02:36):
If you were in a cartoon, an animated world, you know what
I'm saying? Yes.
What world would you choose? What like would you be like
Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, Disney?
Would you be like a full on DreamWorks or like you know what
I mean? Pixar movie.
Always going to be fairies because my immediate thought
was. Pixie, it's always the Barbie.

(02:56):
It's always the Barbie shit or the OR the.
Barbie Swan Lake though, I wouldlive there.
Barbie Swan Lake. I'm sure there's other things.
I've never. Watched other places.
Where I watched black. No.
Where would you? For me, yes, like a cartoon
world. Yeah.
Is it? Would it be the same one as me?
Yeah, wherever you are at, I would be a fairy with you.

(03:18):
Bless you. There's boy fairies.
You could also be like a toad orlike a little.
A toad What, like a? Squirrel.
Is that how you envision me? No, like I'm a fairy and you're
just my little rodent. No, if you didn't want to be a
fairy, like there's other thingsthat are fairy sized that you

(03:39):
could be that we could still like be in the same world and.
You would want to fuck a toad asa.
If it was you. So why wouldn't you just want me
to be another fairy? Like why would you want me?
To be I would want you to be another fairy, but I was giving
you options in case you didn't want to be a fairy that.
Was very considerate of you, butI would rather have the same
genitalia and be a part of the same species as you if I'm going

(04:00):
to be in that world. Well, you know, OK.
No one talks about how Brian Griffin and Family Guy bangs so
many humans, and it's just like this weird bestiality thing that
no one talks about. And you know what?
I'm tired of it. I'm going to, I'm going to talk
about it, OK? He's been practicing bestiality
and he's been with so many humanbeings at this point.

(04:23):
It's really disturbing, the bodycount the Brian Griffin has
accumulated after so many seasons.
A Family Guy, and we need to do something about it.
Listen, I don't want to be that person, but like that happens in
the real world. What beastiality?
Wait, so you were the one to discover it?

(04:43):
Were you the one to break that to everybody?
Guys, what? I don't know how it's to say
this, but beastiality is in the real world.
Clutch your pearls. It happens.
It happens disgustingly enough. Yeah.
So I'm saying like, it's not that unrealistic that Brian
Griffin could have sex. Well, no, I believe it.

(05:04):
If you had to, you had. To no, I'm not playing this
game. Come on.
That's how. This is a hypothetical.
Come on, hypothetical. It's not real.
This almost exact hypothetical is how my family members found
out or thought that I had. Hold on this.
Exact this exact hypothesis is how my family thought I had a

(05:28):
crush on my cousin. What are you talking about this?
Game, I've told you about this. Is this why you're so scared?
No your mom to. Do hypotheticals.
Your mom and your sister both know about this too.
Wait, no, you've told me this story.
Yes. I didn't know it evolved from a
conversation. Similar.
It's because I was on the schoolbus in middle school.
OK, there was these two twin boys and they were like, if you

(05:50):
had to, if you absolutely had tokiss one of your cousins, who
would it be? And like everyone else on the
bus, I said a cousin and then just.
Which cousin was it? I don't want to say that on
here. Shout out to.
No, he's super. Bowl, would you still?
Oh, so you still would? No, no, I never would.

(06:11):
I never was going to we're. Going to keep the rumor going.
OK, we're going to. Keep no you.
Just re sparked it to millions of people.
You didn't. Even find out how my family
found out those two boys that asked the question in the 1st
place. Yeah, Are my cousins other
cousins? Where did you grow up?
It's. Very small town, what the fuck?

(06:32):
And so then we found out that wewere all that they were cousins
with the same my cousin that I talked about was their cousin
and then. So were they jealous you like
you like first cousins instead of second cousins?
The fuck? No, but then I, I was like, I
think I was literally like 11 or12 at the time too, but I was
petrified my entire life becauseI was like, my cousin's gonna

(06:53):
think I have a crush on him. And that's so weird.
And I don't have a crush on my cousin but.
Sounds like the Deep South. Love Island, you gotta go.
No, but I told him about it whenI was an adult and it was really
fucking funny. So is that he?
Had no idea. OK, well one of my greatest joys
in life is shooting the shit with people just doing the

(07:14):
craziest hypotheticals of all time.
And I think a lot of people can relate to that.
I know a lot of guys do it, but is this why you're so scared to
do hypotheticals? Because you think it's gonna be
a little traumatic because like,it was a game I didn't want to
play in the 1st. Place OK, so hear me out.
Did you really want to kiss yourcousin?
Fuck no. OK, so you know that.
Yeah. So just water over the duck, you
know what I mean? I know water on the duck.

(07:35):
I just water off. I don't like being embarrassed
ever, and I think I like hold a bit of resentment because in
that moment I felt embarrassed. Who cares?
Once you just don't give a fuck,you're golden.
You're good to go. Yeah, once you just stop
imagining how other people are perceiving you.
And that's your projection of you know what I mean?

(07:57):
Like, just. No, I know.
No, I'm actually going to explain if someone doesn't know
what I mean. But you assuming people are
perceiving you a certain way, that's you judging them.
That's just your own projection of your insecurities.
You're putting that on other people, like you're making them
out to be a villain that they aren't.

(08:18):
So once you understand that and you go, oh, like, however I
actually present myself or how I'm behaving or what I'm doing
is dictating how people are perceiving me.
Once you realize that you're free, you're good to go.
And I have something else to addon top of that also.

(08:39):
What Lily? Eggs.
We just watch it. Can you do a replay of that?
An instant replay? No, I because I saw it on your
face when you were like. I think I remember.
I really. Think you know what I was going
to add to that? No, I know what you think that

(09:02):
person is thinking of you. If you think that they're like
being mean or judgmental or whatever, that's literally what
you are being. Yeah.
So that's like you said, it's projection and it's really I had
a much better way to say. It all of that said, I know
you're scared of hypotheticals. I understand your side.
I understand the mythology behind it and I want you to know

(09:23):
that this is safe space and everyone watching, everyone
listening. It's a safe space where you can,
you know, entertain these wild thoughts for the sake of others
entertainment. OK, So what animal is the
sexiest animal? And please in great detail
explain why. You go first.

(09:45):
Me. Yes, if this truly is a safe a
safe space. OK, I don't know if it is.
I don't know. Maybe it's not.
I don't. What animal do you want?
To no, no, no, no, I don't. Form bestiality with.
See, that's OK. No, I'm just like the sexiest
animal. Like if I had to like.

(10:06):
What is? It says you want to so.
Bad. No.
Now it feels like now we've talked about it too much.
Now I feel like how you felt on that bus.
Not fun. But which animal would it be?
Like you had to choose? Like gun to your head, you're
gonna die. I have my answer.
Angelina Jolie as a fish in in shark tails.

(10:28):
Damn, that was a great answer. Oh, oh shit.
Wait, but how would I? Oh God, see, now we're going to
get made fun of because people are going to think that we like
animals. This is my trauma speaking.
You see Hercules. Pegasus.

(10:48):
Not Pegasus, you know the. Goat Man.
No Danny DeVito. Yeah, kinda.
Phil. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. Hercules.
We were talking about animals, you know that the horse, the

(11:09):
like My Little Pony, pink looking horse that was like
tempting Pegasus that turned outto be pain and panic.
You know what I'm talking about.In the Hercules movie, it's been
a minute since I've watched the movie to.
Be that horse did something to me and I didn't want it to like
the Pink Pony Club's mascot right here.
Remember this horse? Yeah, I do.

(11:31):
You know, a wild one. Actually, I feel like we're just
talking about a cartoon. This is like scare me out, just
cartoon animals and I think we might go to jail.
Speaking of animated animals, yes, one of the dogs in Oliver
and Company, which I know you love and I also love, is voiced
by Barbara from Abbott Elementary.
Yes, and there was the bit abouther being a voice actor at one

(11:53):
point. I'm about to go on a rant.
Hold on, hold on. Yes.
Oliver and company is a perfect example of what Disney should
have been doing with their live action remakes this whole time.
And I've talked about this. I don't think I've talked about
this on the podcast. However, they do all these live

(12:14):
action remakes and they take thecream of the crop, the best of
the best, Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin.
Like all the bangers. Yeah, all the ones that
literally stood out and stood the test of time.
Those like childhood movies. Yes, they're like the best of
the best, Yeah, when it comes tothe animated ones.
So why not take a movie like Oliver and Company, which wasn't

(12:39):
as popular but is really good. And if you haven't watched it,
if you got kids and you want to show them a movie that's kind of
like old school Disney, it's it's a pretty good one.
It's it's I enjoyed it as a kid.I haven't watched it in a long
time, but why not make that the live action remake movie?
You know what I mean? Never watch it.
Why? Because Oliver and Company was
my childhood movie. It was like.

(13:00):
My favorite 1 so. I would never ever.
Ever see? But like I would enjoy it like I
would like. Lilo OK, I'd probably see it
just to see it. It was like Billy fucking Joel.
Yeah, this movie was made ten years before I was even born.
It's like Billy Joel, main character and Oliver and
company. We just saw him perform a year
ago. Was that now?

(13:21):
Yeah, that was like a a little over.
A year ago, T-Mobile Park in Seattle.
So good. 100 feet from the stagewatching Billy Joel still
fucking kick ass. I love you Billy Joel.
We salute you Billy Joel. If you don't know Billy Joel,
put Billy Joel on. God damn it.
What the fuck are you doing? Sing us a song.

(13:41):
You're the piano man. Sing us a song tonight if you
haven't. He wrote the whole soundtrack
for the movie, right? Yes, and I believe he was the he
was. The He was Artful Dodger.
Yeah, he played the main dog andhe sang all the songs and he's
still alive and killing it. I didn't know Cheech was Tito.
Yes, that's new to me. And he's still alive and killing

(14:03):
it like they literally could have in fucking, like you said,
Abbott Elementary. Sheryl Lee Ralph.
Still killing it, still performing, still active in the.
They, they all could have reprised roles or like played,
you know, different characters within the movie.
And it was like a really good movie to begin with with good
music and like, why not take themovies like The Rescuers or

(14:24):
like, you know what I'm saying? Like yeah, aristocats, it's like
very popular movies but not as like main main mainstream or
sought after. Yes, but also at the same time,
like with Oliver and company, itwould be the one movie that if
they like made drastic changes to.
You. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And probably for a lot of people, I feel like I'm selling

(14:46):
these. I think something about these
movies too is because they're a little more niche and they're
not as mainstream, sometimes they might mean even more to the
person because like other people, they like a sense of
worth within being a hipster. Yes, like.
What is something niche? The object of this next game is
name something from your childhood you only think a few

(15:08):
people would get. You know what I mean?
I don't and this. Harriet the motherfucking Spy.
See, that kind of means barely anything to me.
I think I thought Harriet the book.
So that's how old you are. No, it's a movie.
Oh, it's a movie. Yeah, with Rosie O'Donnell and
Michelle Trottenberg. Oh yes.
Oh, she was in a Euro trip and alot of 90s movies and Oh yeah,

(15:32):
no, I know what you're talking. About no, but I loved this
movie. This is my favorite childhood
movie aside from Oliver and company, and so you can't
believe we've never watched it together.
So you think that not a lot of people have seen Harry at the
Spy? Let us know in the comments, by
the way, how accurate we are or if that was a big deal to you.
Like I'm about to throw one out there, Furby.

(15:53):
Everyone knows what a Furby is. Do they?
They had a whole comeback in like the 2000 tens.
Furbies, yeah. No they didn't.
There's so many memes about Furbies.
See, no, might be little pocketsof wherever we're from, we're
from the same state I would knowabout.
It they can assure you Furbies are very popular.
Are they? Yes.
Does everyone know Furbies? Yeah.

(16:14):
We had a Furby in our garage. I don't know if anyone else had
a Furby in their house that somehow, with no batteries,
would just, like, chirp every once in a while and turn on and
scare the shit out of you when you're going out to the garage.
You get firewood. Yeah, my house ran on firewood.
Are you like, joking though? A little bit?
No. The whole thing with Furbies is
that they're creepy and they would do creepy things.

(16:36):
Yeah, they would chirp. Yeah, like they just chirp.
Or their eyes would. Move even with their batteries
out and stuff. That's literally Furby's whole
thing and like what they're known for and they are very,
very well known. No, this is niche.
No. I only was the only one to
experience the. Only one with a Furby.
Was this talked about a lot? They have furb let's now.

(16:57):
That is a Furby, yeah, those things.
Yeah, everyone. Oh my God.
They were released the year I was born, Furby recall.
They recalled the Furbies. Some stores temporarily pulled
Furbies from the shelves due to customer complaints about the
toys. Like my God.
Specifically that it might say inappropriate words.
Oh my God, Furbies are actually scary to me.
I think it was. Just very.
Scary to me, I just saw a Furby for the first time.

(17:19):
And I didn't get yours one. No, don't.
Please don't. No, it's actually scary.
To get you one. No, don't it?
You know when you wake up. Like stop touching me with your
towels. Sorry, you know my.
God. You know when you wake up like a
little Furby two hours. Before stop touching me with
your toes. You know when you wake up like 2
hours before me, yes, you're going to come out.
Of course I do. You don't remember.
You're asleep. Go ahead.

(17:40):
Well, half the time when I wake up, by the time I wake up you
have been fallen back asleep in the bathtub.
So technically. You make me sound like Mick
Jagger or some like rock star like by that time you've.
No, Mario just takes a bath every morning and often times
falls asleep in said bath. But no, someday when you wake up

(18:01):
two hours before me and you fallasleep in the bathtub, I'm going
to be outside of the guest bathroom and I'm going to line
up Little Furbies Don't do that to the bed.
Don't where I'll be waiting in agiant Furby costume.
No, please, no, actually like a little bikini friend.
Don't, Please no. Like they're literally like my
childhood, like turn them away from me.

(18:22):
They're just on the screen. Can we put a picture of a
goddamn Furby up? I wasn't even sure if I was
saying the right thing with yourresponse.
I was like, maybe I'm thinking of something different and then.
There's a whole Reddit thread about scary Furby stories.
Oh my God, let's do it. Pull it out.
Look at this. Brent EW EW EW.
Fuck Furbies, Fuck Furbies. I hate Furbies.

(18:43):
I feel like people are going to like chase me in the streets now
with like furbies and shit, you know what I mean?
Or like if we have like a live show, people are going to like
bring furbies or wear Furby shit.
OK, let me just read literally the first one that came up on
Reddit. Are we really doing scary Furby
stories? I have been waiting my whole
life for this. In elementary school I was
invited to sleep over at my friend Sally's for her birthday.

(19:06):
There were quite a few girls going and we were told everyone
was going to sleep in the familyroom and somehow I scored the
couch. Now Sally Love Furbies and above
the couch was a shelf dedicated to them.
There were a shit ton of furbiesin different shapes, sizes and
colors on that shelf. So the party is OK, everyone
gets ready for bed and I get comfortable on the couch.
Fast forward a few hours, everyone is dead asleep.

(19:27):
I myself am in a nice deep sleepwhen suddenly the shelf breaks.
The wooden part falling behind the couch while the furbies ran
down my sleeping form activated by whatever the fuck activated
furbies movement or sound or whatever.
They come alive. I am awoken by a horde of
furbies all over me, talking andmoving and looking at me.

(19:48):
Did you like? It.
I do not like that at all. I do not like green eggs and
ham. I do not like them, Sam.
I am. I'm telling you, if you own a
Furby, you need to set that thing on fire, OK?
You need to call the Warrens to come cleanse your house with
some holy water and do a fuckingexorcist on the chirping demon.
I don't think they've ever. Been near a Furby.

(20:09):
I've only I've ever known that Furbies are creepy.
I didn't like it. I remember I would go into my
garage and look up and in the darkness they were just eww.
In the dark, OK Last of Us. OK, Jesus.

(20:29):
I'm an actress. Give me your best zombie from
The Walking Dead. I didn't watch The Walking Dead.
Give me your best zombie from 28Days Later.
It's perfect. Get it a lot from me and then do
your best. Last of a zombie for real.

(20:51):
No, I was trying to do the clicky thing.
Honestly, that wasn't bad. That is not bad.
I'm actually impressed. Thank you.
That's good. I'm an actress.
I feel like we should have kids and just.
Feed. The wolves at Nickelodeon.
You know what I mean? Because they'd be such good

(21:12):
actors. You want our kids to get harmed?
No, not like you. It's a figure of speech.
Cartoon Network, whatever the good one is.
I don't know, maybe Disney? Disney.
OK, feed them to the wolves, I mean.
Disney. Disney's maybe not great, but
like, they produce cool people like Miley Cyrus.

(21:34):
Yeah. Carpenter and I don't think.
Rodrigo. Anyone's ever crashed out from
Disney? I.
Don't know. Yeah.
Who would do such a thing? Wait, but so you want to have
kids now? Everybody's having kids.
Everyone we know is having children.
Yeah, when people that are like the same age as you that are
like literally that's what like friends are.

(21:55):
For I was going to say, like your friends, especially friends
who you like, who you've like partied with.
Spent your entire life with you.Know what I mean?
That's not talked about a lot. Did I find an original thought?
I think no, No, no, no, no, no, not that what I'm about to say.
Oh. I wouldn't be so sure about
that. But wait for it, it's about to

(22:16):
hit you. OK, give it.
I think I lost it. We had the first original
thought. God damn it.
No, no, no, no, no. People that you're friends with
because you can never be the same age as assembling.
Assembling. What did I say?

(22:37):
You you're talking about people that are the same age as you
because you can't be the same age as a sibling, but you can
because twins exist. No, take it.
And so do step siblings. Half sibling.
Well, yeah. When people that are the same
age as you, you know what I'm saying?

(22:59):
You had no thought because of a student.
It was too stupid you. Can't be the same age as your
siblings. You had an original thought
because you're too stupid for anyone else to ever think that
it was. That.
Stupid. Oh my God, I'm.
Sorry, sometimes the most original thoughts are the
dumbest and I think I just reached a new low of dumb.
Has anyone ever said siblings can't be the same age?

(23:23):
What the fuck? What I'm trying to say is that
when people in your life that are the same age as you, that
you've lived with, grown up withand they're having kids, that
it's a little bit different thanwhen your older siblings.
I also would like to say that that is not an original thought
because that is what every person ever has said about
Facebook. Well, wait, what?

(23:46):
What? Is that you go on Facebook and
it's just like, oh fuck, there'slike everyone I went to school
with right now was pregnant, having babies, married.
I feel like a lot of older people use Facebook, you know
what I mean? Yeah, I feel like there's a lot
of Tom Fuller. You guys.
You know what? Actually, little public service
announcement, while I got you here, maybe educate your
parents, your elders, you know what I mean?

(24:09):
I feel like this country's goingto the toilet because we let all
our parents and all these old people on the social media and
they can't tell AI from their elbow.
You know what I'm saying? Like if I feel like people need
to educate their elders, OK. What are you doing right now?
I don't know. I think people need to educate

(24:29):
their elders. What's?
That was that really talking like that?
Yeah. Wait, I feel like am I still?
No. Oh.
Good, thank God, release me. You were like, it was like you
were playing it. Why did I put this so high?
Oh shit. I feel like I just laughed the
way that what's his butt? Like I feel like something just

(24:52):
you are. I didn't take anything Oh feel
like I laughed like the what theElijah would in the Vennville.
You bear vigs. The Lord of the Rings interview.
Yes. When will you wear wigs?
My thumb eczema. Yeah, What does that even mean?
Thumb eczema? Is that real?

(25:14):
It like. Look up her thumb eczema like it
literally hurts I don't know whyit.
Hurts. It's like achy.
Where's your thumb bin? Don't look.
At Don't Look at me, a skin condition that causes itchy
fluid field blisters. Oh it.
Does. Yeah, that is what I have, yeah.
Why does that happen? Oh, it's because it's so dry.
It can be triggered by various factors, including irritants,

(25:35):
allergens, genetics, and stress.Allergies, big time.
Stress, big time. Yeah, I guess not.
Dry skin or it being dry out? Yeah, because you can see
they're literally little blisters.
What are the remedy? Topical.
You put some lotion on. It corticosteroids.
Did I nail that? Moisturizers and avoiding

(25:56):
triggers. Am I triggering you and your
thumbs exploding? That's actually crazy.
Oh my God, Know that I've had this happen and it's actually
been at other like really stressful times in my life.
Why are you stressing? I don't know why they say it
like. That I don't know.
I. Know, I really don't know,

(26:18):
actually. Well, we've both been a little
stressed lately. Yeah, and.
That's OK. It's funny because I feel like
so many people approach us in the streets and they're like,
oh. My God Bran, you're so
beautiful. I love it so bad.
I'm gonna jump on the bridge like they.
You're so much prettier in person.
I've been getting that one a lotlately.

(26:39):
I'm gonna light myself on fire. Yeah, learn how to fill.
Yourself really nice. Maybe you're just really bad
with your camera. I don't know.
It's like you look way better inperson.
No, literally people are like, you're so pretty in like you're
so much prettier in person. And I'm like, do I look?
Bad on my You're just a bad camera woman, you know what I
mean? It's like I got on you're.
Catching the mangles. I don't know.

(27:02):
I'm looking at you right now, yeah.
You want to be one of those people that's making a baby.
Like I believe for the her age, Oh my God, I knew there was
something that we kind of went away from.
Oh yeah, that we were talking about.
I don't. Know how that came back into the
conversation? Mommy.
Mamacita. Like a dog.

(27:24):
No, I'm a mom. Mommy.
No, wait, what? I forgot what she said.
We can't get pregnant right now.I don't know.
A lot of people are having kids,and I do wanna have kids.
We wouldn't be alone. Fuck, I gotta propose we.
Really wouldn't be alone becauseI would be a whole other person.
I thought we were telling scary Furby stories and now we're
talking about making a fucking Furby.

(27:45):
What are we doing? Do not call our unborn child a
Furby. Can you imagine one of those
things come out? You if I have a hairy.
Sorry to all the hairy babies. Don't look over to the side like
there's a Furby walking through the door.
I wanted to say sorry because some hairy babies can be really
cute, like full head of hair. It kind of freaks.
Hairy babies What? You know when babies come out

(28:06):
with like a full head of hair? I'm.
Like. No, Have you ever seen like
newborn? I hate Christmas.
I hate it. I could do a really good kid,
Grinch. Yeah, see, look at this as a
newborn baby with a full head ofhair.
What's so bad about oh, that's afake photo that's not real.

(28:28):
It just that, well, cuz is that real?
That means Mario think about it.That means that there's that
hair in my body, growing in my body.
No, no, no, no, no. It's like the baby within you is
growing things. It it grows its whole fucking
body. No, but like it's an established
hair. I feel like hair is something

(28:49):
that grows on an established body, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's why, like, sometimes
babies with hair freak me out a little bit.
Because they've like been in there for a while.
Like a little. Extra the thought of hair being
inside someone. I feel like they've.
Been like they've been a little bit longer.
Yeah, they got that good Chia pet shit going on down.
There, can I tell you something disgusting that happened to me
today that I meant to tell you about and completely forgot

(29:11):
please? So when I was showering in our
shower the water started to get really full in there and I was
like oh is the fucking drain like clogged?
I wonder. And then I see like a little
strand of hair from the drain and I was like, oh, I'll just
like, grab that out. And then it just literally kept
coming and it was like. Pause and.

(29:32):
It was like the size of a mouse like, or a rat.
It was so much hair, like so much red hair.
Yeah, you got your extenders in and they're falling out.
No, but it's like the drain, just like was literally like
regurgitating it. You got like 4 people's head of
hair hot glued to your head and then it just clogs the drain in

(29:53):
this beautiful, beautiful place.Which I'm going brunette a week
from today. Don't flush the wipes, but sure
ladies just dump ass loads of hair down the drain well.
I don't like know that it's coming out of my head and going
down the drain It's. Not my hair.
I get that you don't have 24 inch hair, it doesn't get

(30:15):
tangled as easily. I don't have 24 inch anything.
Thank God. Don't agree to enthusiastically.
Jesus don't want you think I want 24 inches.
No, you're with me. So you definitely don't let me
just drink out of this Capri Sunstraw.

(30:40):
Oh, you know, I feel. Oh, I'm glad you got the joke.
Oh, dear Jesus, you are you thinking about it now?
You're slobbering all over the place.
Anyways, Woody, hey, is that lint or spit I think.

(31:01):
Did hair just come out of your mouth?
No, I literally think it was a dried booger.
Do you get you storm one for later?
No, you put boogers in your lip,like I said.
No, we're we're getting a red. What are you saying?
Oh God, are you a booger eater? No.
What did you say? What were you saying before the
booger thing? OK let me get this out.

(31:24):
Do not be self-conscious that you find animals sexy, that you
kiss your cousin, and that you put boogers in your lip like
Zinns. OK, It's OK.
This is a safe place. We talked about this throw up,
everyone watching and listening.No, please don't keep talking
about this. I will literally throw up.
OK, I'll stop What the It's so I'm not a fucking wizard.

(31:46):
It's like please stop it. I'll puke and it's like.
What were you going to say before the boogers?
Oh my God, it just got so light headed.
What were you going? To say before the boogers, Oh
yeah, we were talking about you being pregnant and proposal
planning in weddings. Well, that's why you're

(32:07):
bringing. It back, you keep bringing it
back to that. Telling me it was important.
I feel like you just want me formy gravy.
I do love your gravy, but that'snot the only reason I'm with
you. Love.
Yeah. No, you don't.
It's a part of you. I love all of you.
It leaves me. But I never will.

(32:32):
Thanks for joining us at the Pretty Funny podcast.
Oh God. I love it.
I love it. I.
Don't care, I love it. I.
Do. Hey, calm down, Jesus.

(32:55):
Making it seem like such an ickyit is icky.
What the fuck? Am I saying what are you
defending? I don't know.
I'm not a water cooler brand. I.
Sometimes I take a side and I stay with it a little too.
Hard. Oh, you mean you die on a hill
every once in a while? Not worth dying on just for the
sake of not being wrong. Not even being wrong, but like
the willingness to hear someone else's side of things.

(33:16):
I feel like you're very open minded and you hear me out, but
sometimes you are a little stubborn and you just know
really I think the sexiest animal for you might be a mule.
Why? Because they're stubborn print.

(33:39):
What the fuck Why wait are mules?
Do they have 24 inchers? OK.
Yeah, sorry. We had to swap the batteries out
for our cameras to keep rolling.And then we went full ADH, High
Definition D and decided a good time to take a little break,
maybe refresh a little bit, maybe play a little Mario Kart,

(34:01):
maybe play a little Mario Kart Knockout Tour.
Yes, I've been obsessed with Mario Kart World.
Oh, I thought they really wantedto hear and were begging to
know, like, who won? You know what I mean?
Me. Oh wait, you did one.
Yeah, if you want to brag about that though, like you're more
than welcome to and just how amazing your girlfriend is.

(34:22):
You really are good. No like credit where credit is
due like you in the past year. The evolution of you honestly
should be studied like they should have done a documentary
like a 30 for 30 on your video gaming.
You know, evolution, and I feel like you have so much further to
go. You know what I'm saying?

(34:43):
Oh my fucking God damn it. Stop being so Italian with the
way that you speak. Yes, but I was never throwing
this into it. I was never throwing that into
it. Flip your hands.
Try to keep your palms up, palmsup.
Feel like I feel like a meerkat.Have you ever tried to just

(35:05):
like, sit with good posture? Yeah, I've failed every second
of every day. Same we should do it for the
rest of. No, this is me.
I'm just slowly over, like, you know, those like time lapses of
like things decaying. Yeah, it just going to be like.
It just slowly like hunches moreand more.
Yeah, like, yeah, 20 years from now on this podcast, I'm just

(35:27):
going to be a hat just like downhere.
No, but so like, I'm better thanyou at Mario Kart.
You're not better than me. I think you're.
I mean. Like you really are.
Pull up the stats, pull up the stats.
We're not competitive at all. Pull it up.
Pull it up. Have a screenshot?
I'll send it to Emma. We track our golds, our first

(35:49):
places every time we play, and then we see who has the most
first place wins, victories, gold medals, and Brynn is in the
lead when it comes to Mario KartWorld.
She is hanging it up a little bit quicker, she is playing a
little better. I have 12 wins total including

(36:10):
this is including knockout tours.
And the Grand Prix's. Yes, I have 12.
OK, guess how many you have. I was reading your lips as you
were counting. You don't know how many you're
at. Six.
I have six wins, 770. I saw you say 6.
No, you Well, yeah. Are you just stop?
I couldn't. Stop counting on that.
Oh damn it. So I have 5 more than you.

(36:32):
Yeah. So therefore.
You are better. You are better.
I am stronger. I am better.
I'm. Just really proud of myself.
I'm not trying to seem really braggy or anything, it's not
like I'm super competitive. I just am a lot better than
Mario and I want to go play moreafter this.
It's really fun. We're kind of addicted to it.
It's a good time. We just got the what's called

(36:55):
Rainbow Rd. Oh my God.
We just unlocked the Rainbow Rd.last night, right?
Yeah, and we were. We had both garden visited the
garden beforehand. It felt like an IMAX theater.
It was. It was.
Saying literally like a Christopher Nolan movie flying
down the Grand Prix, the final one once you unlock it.

(37:16):
Yeah. And you take a couple little
Eddie bedded bedded bellies, youknow what I'm saying?
I kept forgetting that I was like playing a video.
Yeah, I felt like I was like in the Mario movie at one point.
It was incredible. Yeah.
Five stars. And if you think we're being
dramatic, we're not. The funny part is, is like,
played it today sober, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah. And just just as fun.
It was still just cool, you knowwhat I mean?

(37:37):
Like I feel like it's just a lotmore options and like the maps
are expanded and they're just like, I don't know, it's fun you
can do. Cooler stuff, there's more
people, there's cooler items. Like it's just all around really
cool and fun. Yeah, kids, the games that I
feel like our podcast could become like a How I Met Your
Mother, you know what I'm saying?
Like. I never watched.

(37:57):
It me either, but I understand the concept is I don't.
Well let me explain it to you. Every episode is narrated by a
dad that is explaining to his kids how he met their mother,
right? Yes, right.
Yes. And so it starts unnecessarily

(38:18):
like super far back from that moment, like the whole mythology
from like his college years all the way till then.
That's why it's like, I don't know how many seasons I have not
seen the show. This is literally what I've
picked up just from observing, like, scrolling on TikTok and,
like, seeing clips of it. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. I've never watched one full

(38:38):
episode ever. But this podcast has the
opportunity to be like that for our future children.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
So it's like, kids, the reason I'm destroying you at Mario Kart
right now, because in 2025, before me and your mom were even
together. We're together.
Married. That's what I meant, right.

(39:01):
Married before we were married, engaged.
Anything. We're still dating.
Yes. We were competing this hard at
it. Yeah.
So if you even think that you could be on the same echelon or
caliber of me or your mother, you want to cry?
Yeah, Go to your room. Go to.
I don't care. Like go to your room then?
No, think about how cool it is for like our kids to like, grow

(39:23):
up. Sorry, I'm trying to parent here
like what are you? Doing like, be excited that
their dad's name is Mario and they're probably going to really
like Mario. I'm just glad Super Mario has
lasted this long and is such a an iconic game where my name has
any sort of nuance to it whatsoever, because every

(39:43):
fucking time I've ever met anybody, Oh my.
I feel like for the rest of my life I'm just setting myself up
for failure because people are going to run up to me throwing
fucking Furbies at me, chirping like God damn Furbies, holding
Furbies, wearing Furby T-shirts.And then they're going to be
like Mario, where's Luigi? Because I've literally been
asked that 4000 times. I wish there was a tally.

(40:08):
Yeah. You think after death like you
get to see all your stats, like you could just pull.
Up. I hope so.
I really do too. I really want to know some
things. I don't know where we go after
we die, but wherever we go, I hope there's like a little AI
version of me that has all my stats that I can look at up at
any time and kind of refer to and like watch my life like a
play by play. You really need to watch Good

(40:29):
Place. Good place.
The Good Place. Yeah, I watched almost.
I think I watched the whole. No, I watched the first season.
Yeah, very shittily watched it, though, you know what I mean?
I did not give it the attention it deserved.
I was not, you know what I mean?I was, Yeah.
It was like, kind of like watching.
It to go to bed, weren't you? Yeah.
Like it was your fall asleep. And it would be on just kind of
like while I was cooking or cleaning.

(40:49):
So good. Though I know I didn't, I didn't
realize it was like a sit down and watch show.
Yeah. You know what I mean?
They're they're whole thing like, especially if you like
Abbott Elementary, I feel like very similar to like humor.
Parts and wreck the office. Abbott Elementary.
Exactly. All the Apple TV white dudes.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
Literally no. But the way that it talks about
death, and especially like with the ending of it, obviously I

(41:10):
won't spoil it because I do wantyou to watch it very, very
badly. It is so beautiful.
I remember you saying that it gave you a lot of anxiety
because the show made you think about death a lot.
Yeah. But that is something that as
you continue to watch the show, it handles that very well.
Oh, see, because. That's the whole premise of the
show. I know, but like death, I don't
know if other people go through this.

(41:31):
I'm sure everybody does, just like the fucking Furby thing.
But laying in bed with that exesit, laying in bed with that
existential dread, you know whatI mean?
Like but if I go after this, please fall asleep.
I don't want to think about thisanymore.
Like I hate that feeling. And so like, after watching that
show, if I was falling asleep, Iwould be having those feelings
and kind of like that show was subconsciously playing, but I

(41:54):
wasn't paying attention to it. And it was literally making me
super anxious that night. Like I know it was.
When we're done with True Detective we can like maybe
restart but I've seen that's thething also is I've seen it like
5 times I think. The Good Place.
Yeah. And so like not that many,
probably like 3, but like the thought of having to restart it
because it's one of those two where I like, I've restarted it

(42:14):
multiple times. So I've seen the first season
specifically, like a lot. What show have you seen the most
times? Do you think all the way through
like your favorite binge watch show that you just.
It's either Parks and Rec or Modern Family.
Good ones, good ones, good ones.I think New Girl I've done a
couple of times too. Same with Brooklyn 9/9.

(42:35):
Still haven't like you? Haven't seen all of.
That there's a couple shows thatI just got in my pocket like
Brooklyn 99. I know it like ends and I just
keep restarting it and getting almost to the end and I swear to
God I have not finished it. And it's the same thing with
what was the other show you justmentioned, Modern Family.
Modern Family I've same thing. I've not watched all the way

(42:55):
through and I used to watch it on TV as it was coming out like
on. Lot of them do kind of like fall
off a little bit after a couple of seasons or like they lose
their nostalgia because you never watched the ending in the
1st place. So it's like it's not just that
nostalgia easy watch anymore. You do kind of have to pay
attention. So I feel like they can kind of
be like too much almost in that sense.
Yeah. So then you do kind of stop
watching them. Yeah, and like I'd stop at the

(43:17):
same point. It's like New Girl Modern
Family. I don't know why though because
I love they should be shows you finished.
Parks and Rec. Oh yeah, Parks and Rec in the
office would be my too like by far like.
And Breaking Bad is my little treat to myself.
Like every. I don't even know, every six
years. Yeah.
Like I literally like clockwork,I think it's every four to six

(43:38):
years I'll decide to watch Breaking Bad again.
It'll just be like my night timeshow or like when I'm at the gym
or like, whatever. Like whenever I can't watch it,
that's the show I'm watching. Yeah.
And it's just such. We watched it good.
Oh yeah. I know.
It was like you fell right in, right in time to watch it and
you enjoyed it and. Oh my God, that's why I love you
so much. Just because we do.

(43:58):
There was like some shows together when?
You were doing long distance, you were driving to me and I was
literally describing the Breaking Bad.
Episode as. I watched it so that he could
watch. That was his entire 5 hour.
Drive. It was so awesome.
He was listening to me describe a show Breaking Bad.
Yeah to any like while I watchedit any networks you know want to
pick us up and let us just audiodescribe shows so people can

(44:22):
listen to shows We'll do it so we'll.
Descriptive with it too. I know it was really
entertaining, like. By frame trying to like make
sure I was on top of. It and I did the same thing for
you too. Yeah, it's fun cuz I was just
like describing it in my own words and it was like a audio
spoken breaking. Bad and Skylar looks like a
bitch. Yeah, it was fun.

(44:43):
It was really, I was like let usknow cuz we might start
streaming here pretty soon. We're getting everything set up
and like stuff like that. Yeah that would be like giving
TV commentary, obviously playingvideo games and stuff.
We're having such a good time because we're both exploring a
lot of these hobbies together for the first time.

(45:04):
Like in my entire life, I've never really been a gamer or
played like online gaming. Like it was always like local
play split screen, you know whatI'm saying?
And then like now that I'm an adult and I have adult pretty
funny money, you know what I'm saying?
Like I can you have Fortnite. I have a couple hours a day to
play like Fortnite or Mario Kartwith you.

(45:25):
And it's really, really nice. And it's enjoyable.
I know you said you wanted to play Fortnite after this, but I
really want to play Mario Kart. You can't stop playing Mario.
Kart, I need to get it out of mysystem a little bit.
It's like how I am with Chiba Hut.
It's like it won't hopefully last as long as Chiba Hut.
I'm going to throw something outthere real quick because as
everyone has picked up at this point, we are both very
competitive. Maybe some more than others, a

(45:46):
little bit more. I would.
I would say that you're a littlemore competitive.
Shell. You win.
No, no, no. But seriously.
Seriously. Seriously.
I am the most competitive. No, no, no.
But stick with me. It's a great quality and I love
it so much about you. Yeah, I'm just the best.
It gives you everything. Yeah, it gives you such good
drive. You're so passionate.
It makes life more enjoyable because I actually have somebody

(46:08):
to compete with. Like you could give a fuck less
really about video games in comparison to what you do now
when we first started dating, you know what I'm saying?
As you're just like sucking thatCapri sundown like a champion
spring breaker. Hold on, let me take a little
sip. Let me be thirsty.

(46:29):
I did it faster. Exactly.
Yeah, I know you're getting it. No, I love that about you.
I'm going to throw something outthere to you.
Yeah. Do you like playing Mario Kart
more than ever? And so passionately instead of
like Fortnite or any of these other games that we play
together. Because you're beating me at it.
No and I can explain. Oh, really?

(46:50):
Yeah, I can explain why. No, because like I think I'm
better at Fortnite. I'm just telling you.
I'm just telling you the reason why I'm giving you the
reasoning. No, Can I?
How I came up to that question? So let me tell you the actual
reason. OK, you don't care how I came to
that hypothesis at all. It's because I'm competitive and
I like winning and so I feel like I'm better at something so
I want to do it. I got your whole thing like

(47:10):
before. OK, Sherlock Holmes.
The reason that I've been obsessed with playing Mario
Kart. Hey, we just realized we had
never played all the Grand Prix so there's new maps for us to
play. OK, calm down.
B, I've been joining you in yourgardening sessions.
Yes, and Fortnite's a little tooscary.
When I try to play it. That's true, damn it.
And three C. There's parts to this in

(47:34):
chapters. Yes, I want to play with you.
Oh my God, Brittany's after us. The computer which has been dead
this entire time, just turned onfor the first time, literally
caught on camera. My laptop is haunted.
What are you doing right now? I'm sketching you.
Can you turn like that way a little bit?

(47:55):
OK, why don't you describe? That way a little bit.
OK, why don't this is a podcast,not an art studio for our audio
listeners who can't see. She's sketching me like a police
artist right now and it's reallyterrifying me.
How actually are you doing this?My hat's SO.
Tall, why are you doing this So good?
Actually because of the headphones.

(48:17):
She's so good at drawing. Oh my God, I'll get this
tattooed on me if this podcast gets a million views.
I swear to God this podcast getsa million views on YouTube.
By the end of summer I will get this drawing tattooed on me.
A. Million.

(48:37):
What are you dotting all over myface?
This might be a tattoo. Can we make it like, clean and
crispy, please? Actually, can you erase all the
dogs? You can't miss me.
You fuck me, Bryn. You catfish me, Bryn.

(48:59):
No. No, no, no, no, no.
You put a turn in your fucking head.
It looks so good upside down. Oh my upside down at like this
angle it looks like really coming together I swear to God.
You kept moving your head around.
Oh no, let me. Hold it.
Let me look at it. It's not good.
I would like to redo it. 1,000,000 views.

(49:21):
Yeah for sure. Wait, how do I do the pose?
It's really bad. I might actually find something
really tall. We just saw fucking Superman.
Oh my fucking God. Thank you, James Gunn.

(49:45):
You're my fucking hero. You brought the DCU back, baby.
Let's go. James Gunn and I talked about
it, I think earlier on this podcast, one of these episodes
ago. You know what I'm saying?
I love directors like James Gunn, Quentin Tarantino, Edgar
Wright. They like, take the score.

(50:05):
Yeah. And it's really just a
soundtrack. Yeah.
That just really, you know, is acharacter in itself within the
movie. Yeah.
Like how the? Movie was so good.
Yeah, and like we watched. Obviously no spoilers at all,
but like. It's the juice is worth the
squeeze. I remember saying this as we
were leaving the theater. It's over.

(50:25):
It's like 2 1/2 hours, I think, or it's like in between 2 and 2
1/2, whatever. It's not one of those where it
feels like it's unnecessarily long.
Yeah, like they're not making ita long movie just to have a long
movie. It feels like it really needs to
be that long. No long and I do.
Not say that lately. Yeah, no long unnecessary slow
motion scenes. Yeah, as an inside joke.

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If you get it, you get it. If you don't, you don't.
With the cinema community. No, but I do want to take it
back actually to the soundtrack really quick.
Yeah, because a James Gunn. I loved Guardians of the Galaxy,
which is what you were talking about before we even started
dating. That was my all time favorite,
mainly because of the music and because of Chris Pratt and I had
a crush on him. Whatever.
But when you explain to me JamesGunn and how cool he is, I was

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so excited for Superman and whatJames Gunn did with Superman
with music. Go ahead and tell them you found
it out I feel like. You should give credit.
Yeah, the I put it on if you if you follow me Instagram, TikTok
or you, you've already seen it. But James Gunn made a a long
playlist of all the Superman characters on Spotify and

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basically did like a behind the scenes director's cut.
You know, like commentary on each character, why he chose the
music for each one. Each character has like a
different little section. Yes and when you look it up, if
you're listening on Spotify and you type in Superman, which bye
see you guys everyone that's doing it right now we'll see you

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in a second but anyways, when you type in Superman, it pops up
with the character that has music similar to yours it's.
The Superman Official Playlist, but the cover of it is one of
the characters, and whoever's onthe cover is the character that
is most like your music taste. Yes, so so Mark Superman.
I got Guy Gardeners, the Green Lanterns, Eve.

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Yes, who? Which is hilarious.
The girlfriend of Lex Luther. Just taking selfies all the
time. Yeah, it's an amazing movie.
It's really cool. Like listening through that
playlist, especially after watching the movie and kind of
hearing James Gunn's behind the scenes, you know what I mean?
If you did go do that also on your Spotify please for like the
thing that you normally that we have you say at the end of the

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episode, yes, it's the code word.
Say who you got, please. Yes, I got Guy Gardner.
I want to know if you got Lex Luthor.
That playlist fucking slaps. Yeah.
Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Mr. Terrific Which what made me so
excited. If you are a big comic book nerd
like me and you haven't seen this movie yet, or maybe you
have, I love how James Gunn really brings the whimsical,

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fantastical back to the screen and accepts the absurdity of the
circumstances that is displayed.Because it's a fucking comic
book at the end of the day, in anybody that reads comic books,
especially all the DC mythology,when you're reading Superman and
when you're reading Batman, that's 2 completely different

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vibes, you know what I mean? Like Superman comics, that
literally is how he is displayedin this movie.
And it's comical at times, it's laughable at times, it's cringy
at times, but that's what's punkrock about it.
And if you watch the movie, you know what I'm talking about.
That's what makes it so cool. Good.
Like, I cannot say that enough because, like, I'm not someone
who would have necessarily gone out of my way to see that movie.

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Yeah. Had I not been dating you.
Yeah. And like, even without having
known everything that you told me, all the really cool behind
the scenes stuff and all the stuff that you maybe like,
shouldn't, sorry, maybe the stuff that you like, should know
going into it. Yeah.
It was a really good movie. Yeah, no.
And it's like a really good baseline, just a great
foundation for the rest of the DC Universe.

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And what had me so fucking excited is I grew up watching,
you know, the Justice League series and the animated Batman
series and Teen Titans. And if you watch it now and you
watch all the shows and the movies, DC Animated does it
right. Like, I love them all.
I've told you about it. We haven't really dove into it
yet, but I love all of DC's animated projects that they've

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ever done. Anything.
You name it, I've watched it. And watching James Gunn's movie
really felt like those cartoons I grew up watching brought to
the screen and really sentimental at the exact same
time. You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm a big movie nerd. I talk about I just turned 30
this weekend, same age as Superman.

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Guys, come on, put your shirt back on.
Jesus Christ. No, but that was literally what
I wanted to do for my birthday. It was to go see Superman.
And it was so good. It was so worth it.
I want to go back and watch it again if I can.
I thought every single characterwas brought straight from the
comics right to the to the screen, and anybody watching
could enjoy it. I was there, you know, with

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family and there's little kids there laughing, cheering, like
just a great vibe. It was so much fun.
And that's how it was with Marvel for a long time.
And it not to say that it fell off and there's still some
projects at Marvel I'm hopeful for and excited for, but I'm
really genuinely excited for theDC Universe with James.

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I was going to say, I think the DC Universe kind of has your
full, not full attention, but like when it comes to
superheroes and. Comic books and all, yeah.
It definitely is fulfilling thatneed for you more so than
Marvel. I think I read more Marvel
Comics as a whole and explored that whole universe more, but I
read Batman more than all of Marvel combined because I just

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love Batman and it's all Batman.Yeah, you're like.
Wearing a Batman bracelet right now.
Yeah, no, I know I've had the zombie.
No, but I I watched the Michael Keaton Batman when I was a kid
and Val Kilmer and then Christian Bale when I was in
high school and just like becameobsessed with the mythology and
his gallery of villains. And if you've dove into the

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comics and if you know, you know, it's just like between
Alan Moore and Frank Miller and all these people that gave their
time and energy to write these comics and illustrate and.
Alex Ross And are they the writers?
Writers and the illustrators they created just some of the
greatest. Got to talk about some of this
stuff sometimes, like the peoplelistening don't know anything

(56:52):
because I don't know anything but.
I yeah, I feel. Like that, I'm like I, I.
I go full ADH, high definition, hyperfocus D, yes.
And like, yeah, you guys all just got to witness it.
And I'm sorry, that wasn't meantto be like a critique.
No, no, no, no. This is also a really good
example of like when we have conversations about things in
our life, this is normally abouthow they go.

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So you guys are getting to witness this first hand, but
like I'm just letting you know in the future, like no, it's
really. Not I like to throw out as much
as I can when I can. Yeah.
And as you guys literally just watched.
And the funniest part is, is like, I still have more to say
than I want to do. I do.
I just want to say one last thing.
James Gunn with his future projects that he's choosing to

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pursue, like Clayface and Supergirl and a Swamp Thing.
And he said that each one's going to kind of have its own
flavor to it. You know what I mean?
Like because when you're readingcomics, for those who don't
read, I'm going to explain a little simpler.
Like when you read a Batman comic, seriously, it's very dark
detective, kind of rated R edgy vibes.

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And when you read a Superman comic, it's very much like James
Gunn movie. Just really, it's very Guardians
of the Galaxy, very space fantasy happy go look.
And it's great And like you can love both at the same time.
And I'm, I hope I'm not speculating, but like just from
what I've heard and read and seen and listened to, it seems
like James Gunn's planning on each project being like, you

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know, maybe an R rating or a completely different vibe from
the movie before, even though they all still exist in the same
universe. Yes, because Matt Reeves, who is
a director who did The Batman and the Penguin.
It's in the DC Universe, but it's not necessarily in James
Guns news. DCU, Yes, but it's equally as
good. And Matt Reeves is a great world
builder. And that's why I like what he's

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exploring with Robert Pattinson's Batman.
Because you could talk about reality TV and your makeup and,
like, the Kardashians and the Vanderpumps and like all these,
like, reality TV shows. Love Island.
Yeah, in the exact same way I talk about movies.
Yeah. And at a certain point I'm a
check out. Yeah.

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And I feel like the key to happy, healthy relationships is
finding somebody who's parallel to you, has the same passions
and maybe not the exact same goals, but like the same drive
and passion and work ethic and is open minded to pursue and try
different things. And like, just like I take

(59:23):
interest and a lot of your interests, you take a lot of
interest in my interests. Yeah.
But we're both very passionate people, so we can both be a lot
when we're expressing it. So it's just like knowing.
That it's cool though, because we are so passionate that like
when I see you become super, super, super passionate about
something, obviously I'm gonna give it the time of day.
Yeah. Because if it's making you that
excited and like I know we alignso much with our personality and

(59:45):
things that we do enjoy, why would I not give it a chance?
Yeah. Because like, obviously it's
doing that to you. It should probably, it will
probably do the same to me. Yeah.
And so like I, within our relationship, have found
interest that I literally never would have touched with a 10
foot pole before we started dating.
Yeah, no. And like video games which we
were talking about earlier, great example of that.

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Like, we both played more video games like this year together.
And I've ever played my entire life with anybody.
Like, it's insane, but it's so much fun.
Like, and I feel like we both are really good at taking a
couple hours a night, you know, I mean, which I feel like
everyone has the time to do literally like once you're done
with dinner, done with work for the day, you know what I mean?

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And however you wind down, I know we don't have kids, but I
know maybe a lot of people listening have kids.
So that takes up a lot of that time.
But if you can dedicate a couplehours, a few hours, an hour, 1/2
an hour to something, whether itbe a couple laps around a video
game or watching a show together, watching a show
together, watching a movie together.
It doesn't have to be screens either.

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We also love playing like Board.Game playing, card games and.
Board darts. Or doing a podcast, which is
literally what we do once a weekand you guys get to witness it
and it's just another thing thatwe love to do together.
And we're really lucky that we do have a lot of time to do all
these things together. But like, it's just, it's so
fun. And I think we both push each
other outside of our comfort zone. 100.

(01:01:12):
Percent in a lot of ways, but like in also really comfortable
ways because it's with someone that we love and that like, like
I was saying earlier, like I trust your passions.
And I feel like we both have huge aspirations and goals to
become kind of like moguls in their own separate ways in
industries and fields. Because like, I want to become

(01:01:33):
like a George Lucas or a James Gunn or, yeah, Tarantino.
Is it bad that like I want to just be like, I don't know.
I want to be happy and healthy and like your wife, but not in
like a misogynistic way and likehave my own interests and
hobbies and like things that I do and contribute to the world,

(01:01:55):
but like, also like a little bitof a trophy wife.
Yeah, Martha Stewart. Yeah, you literally not.
Like I want to do things still don't get me fucking.
Wrong. Why do I want to just say that?
Even when I'm old and like don'twant to do makeup anymore or
whatever it might be like I still want to do my art.
We'll start the bidding at $1 million.

(01:02:16):
Emma, throw up my sketch from earlier 1,000,000 views on this
podcast and Oh my God, I will get this tattooed on me.
And here's some of Bryn's photosthat she does cuz they're really
good and I love them so much. There's not that many.

(01:02:38):
See, like I know there's gonna be people out there that listen
to this whole podcasts and they're going to be like, Mario
is so fucking annoying. Old whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no,
you are not whoa. And I do not feel like that.
I'm just saying, I know in the comments because I've been doing

(01:02:58):
this for 5-6 years in my spare time while I was working.
This is the first year I've beenable to do it full time.
And I know how people respond tothings and how I behave.
And this is a brand new podcast,so it may be a newer audience,
and not everyone's accustomed tome yet, but there will be
comments that say Mario's really, you know, over the top.
He's a lot. How does Bryn do it?

(01:03:19):
And let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen, she can do it.
And she does it better than anyone ever has.
And she's never, ever, ever, ever made me feel like a pest.
She's never, ever, ever shamed me for it.
She's literally made me comfortable enough to shout it
from the rooftops on a podcast when they were literally just
dreams in my head for years thatI hid away that I closeted

(01:03:43):
Literally like I didn't want to talk like this or have the balls
to even say what I wanted to do in life until I really met you
and realized that I can just kind of risk it all and go for
it. I was in the military for a long
time and my dream was always to pursue some sort of
entertainment, whether it be comedy, whether it be acting,
whether it be directing, writing.

(01:04:04):
And I've tried my hands at a lotof it with the time that I've
had when I was full time active duty in the military.
Like I went off and I did stand up.
I made videos online and that's where I am, where I am right
now. And it was like a year ago, you
know, or two years ago now. And it came about time where my
enlistment was up and I was like, I really want to get out
and pursue this and go for it. Look at you now.

(01:04:26):
Here we are and I'm just, you know, floating in the water,
just treading water and but I'm just trying my hand at a lot of
different things and we're podcasting, which was the
natural progression of our the. Next step for us.
For us and people wanted it and you guys are all here listening
and we love you so fucking much and you know what I mean?

(01:04:47):
If at the end of it, if in a fewyears we put the fries in the
bag, I really don't give a fuck though.
Like, I'd just be so proud that we even got as far as we've made
it, you know what I mean? And like, we're doing it
together and it's so much fucking fun.
Like it really is. And all you guys get to witness

(01:05:07):
it And we're already spoiled with how many people are already
watching and tuning in, you knowwhat I'm saying?
And I'm just so happy I have this cool little pretty funny
community space, you know what I'm saying?
Where I can even talk about thisin the 1st place.
We're kind of. Like making things together.
Yeah, exactly. And it's just babies.

(01:05:29):
She's she's a fucking witch, dude.
I'm ovulating, it's not my fault.
It's so cool when we sync up we're on the same cycle.
My God, because men, thank. You so much everybody for being
here. Make sure to.
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