August 13, 2025 • 38 mins
Short and sweet episode this week, but super excited to have on Emma, our producer and editor who is writing this right now :) We play a game of “We’re Not Really Strangers: Couple’s Edition” and a spicy game of “Put A Finger Down”. Thank you all for your kind messages always! It means so much to all of us!! <3
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
Freaks and Geeks. Emma, who we have referenced in
so many different podcasts. Huge round of applause for our
lovely. No, that's actually.
Perfect. I'm so sorry.
I like looked on the thing and Iwas like, oh, it's the orange
one. Emma is our lovely editor and
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producer. She is directly responsible for
all in Flub. Can you cut that, Emma?
She's directly responsible for any and all success that we've
had in this podcast thus far in this venture, and we could not
do it without her and we love her so much.
No, I totally think he would have given up if it wasn't for.
You no 100% like and we love youEmma and she's here with us
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today while we're chit chatting.Do you have anything you'd like
to say to our lovely, pretty funny community?
Yes, that's not true. You guys are amazing and you're
doing a great job and you would be doing a great job without me.
But I am very happy to be here and working with you.
Yeah, if you guys ever get a response from Pretty Funny on
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any platform, typically it is Emma.
Reading your guys's comments andlistening to everybody's
voicemails. And again, I know they've talked
for me on the podcast before saying like Emma said, she's
sorry for not picking your voicemails.
But we really do get a lot and they're all so nice and
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everyone's so genuine and like so loving.
And I wish that we could put them all on the podcast, but
just know that I am listening and I love you all.
I am listening. I am listening.
I am watching. Send, I hear.
It I hear you, I see you, I feelyou.
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Why am I making this so weird? Anyways, we're.
Going to play some games and just yeah.
We're going to play some games, we're going to chit chat.
Roll the intro. Welcome back to the Pretty funny
podcast I Am Bryn. I'm Mario.
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And I'm Emma. Well, we are in California right
now. We are.
I do want to talk about like ourplans, like because are we,
we're going to Disney tomorrow? Yeah.
Are we going to Disneyland? Am I to Disney tomorrow?
I'm so excited. I've never been to Disney and or
Disneyland. I've been to Disney World, but
yeah, I've never been to Disneyland and I've lived here
for, I don't know. I've lived in LA for like 8
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years. Yeah, I was about to say, you've
been here for a long time and you haven't been to Disneyland.
That's pretty crazy. I know I just haven't been that
interested in going. And also it seems very
overwhelming because there's like so much to do there.
So I feel like just going in blind feels very scary and
intimidating, you know, because of long lines and it's a big
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park and there's the California Adventure.
Like there's just so much that Ifeel like I would have to
research before going there. That's a good point.
Yeah, 'cause you were saying yesterday you wanted to, like,
go there for the first time withsomeone who, like, can kind of
show you around. Exactly.
That's gonna be me, yeah. You shall be Sacagawea on this
journey gonna be so we have to Disney adults.
I act like this. I, I was gonna say, I keep
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saying I'm not a Disney adult asif I didn't have like the annual
pass and went like once a month when I lived in California.
But that's OK, you were right byit.
Yeah, I was like 5 minutes away from it.
I could hear the fireworks everynight, which was terrifying.
It was a terrifying experience. I remember I was staying with
you and I thought the Black Pearl had just like rolled into
the Bay of Tortuga because there's just explosions going
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off in the distance. And I'm like, what the hell is
that PTSD kicking in? And then you're like, oh, it's
just the fireworks shell at the at Disney.
We have to go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride with Emma
because we did the Pirates of the Caribbean episode.
Really. I yeah, tell.
You guys, I messaged my sister who I was telling you yesterday,
she went to Disneyland recently and she said everything in the
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Star Wars part. Rise of resistance.
Yeah, is fucking that they have my best rise.
Yeah, blew my mind do. You have a favorite.
Movie yeah oh Oh my gosh, that'slike a really hard.
Question no, I never know how toanswer.
I always. Hate asking it just like what's
your top five movies like the first ones come to your mind
like no pressure 'cause like if you say 1 I.
Really love the movie her. Great movie, yeah.
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With Joaquin Phoenix and Scarlett Johansson.
I feel like everyone, especiallyin today's day and age should
watch her. I like it's a very relevant
movie 'cause it's the whole movie is about Joaquin Phoenix
and he, you know, just gets Sirilike the ultimate new updated
Siri, which is her and basicallyjust falls in love with an AI
algorithm that's like. Were you talking about?
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This I was talking about this movie recently.
I was like, everybody should watch this movie, especially
with everything that's going on with like AI today and
technology and I'll quickly they're dancing.
Yeah, how about it? It's a really good allegory for
like, even people you know and how obsessed they get with
social media. I really like movies that have a
lot of dialogue. I'm not a big like action movie
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person. Like, I don't know if you've
ever seen like the before trilogy like before.
The Before trilogy. Before midnight, before sunrise
and before. Oh, with like Ethan Hawke?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes have.
You seen it or heard of it? Nope.
It's cool how spaced out it is. And like, yeah, no, I love that.
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Yeah, Richard Linklater that that's the the director and
creator of the film. He does this really cool thing
where he make and I don't know if there's any other people or
directors who do this, but he spaces out his movies with like
the same cast. So before, I'm pretty sure
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they're all nine years apart. Yeah, OK.
He did the same thing with. Boyhood.
Boyhood and boyhood. 12 years about boyhood, I think, yeah.
They filmed that over 12 years. Yeah, it's incredible.
Like it's just. Love that.
I love the slow process. Oh, wait, yeah, it's before
sunrise. And then sunset.
And then midnight. And then midnight.
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Yeah. Are we gonna play games?
Yeah. Okay, game time.
You're playing with us, right? Well.
This is like mainly a couple a couple.
Things. So you're just asking us
questions? Yes, but you have to answer
them. For each other.
For each other. OK.
I'll chime in if I have anythingto say, but OK.
Emma has some questions for us. Where can I answer them?
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Well, this is We're not really strangers, but couples edition.
OK. So yeah.
Emma also hears us say, like, all the nasty shit you hear in
the podcast, so I know that yeah, we're not getting hold
back at all. Yep, there's, there's no TMI
here, Yeah. Yes.
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OK wait, I really wanted this tobe the first one because I see
all the comments about Jenna andJulian comparisons.
What celebrity couple are we most like?
I mean, I feel like that would be.
That would be one of them. Jenna Marbles, Yeah.
Julian. Yeah, and I didn't really even
know who they were until people started commenting it, right.
(07:12):
And then I was like, oh, I know,'cause like Jenna Marbles, as
soon as I, like, looked her up, I was like, I watched her a long
time ago. I was like, I remember when I
first got on YouTube, like, she was it.
I was like, I remember her videos.
Like OGOGOGOG YouTube. Yeah, like I didn't know her.
And like, she's that big. I was like, oh wait, no, I do
know her. You know what?
I. Mean like and her and Julian
like. Their dynamic is very similar to
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ours. I specifically, and I don't know
if this is controversial or I should be doing this, but people
were saying you guys are so muchlike Jenna and Julian.
And then I remember you pulled them up and we watched a couple
videos and I was like, oh, I seethat.
Whatever. And then I avoided like the
plague because I don't want to like, yeah, you don't want to be
like, don't want to. Yeah.
And I was like, oh, so like people think we're like them.
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So like, let's let's be exactly like them.
Let's do it like no, it's. Like no it is weird.
Like without watching. I used to watch them back in the
day when Jenna was still posting.
But like talk about somebody whotook accountability and.
Stood on it. And I've learned all that.
Yeah, I didn't even know any of that.
But I used to watch them and like, it is crazy because like
you don't know all of the lore about Jenna and Julie and
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everything. But like there are so many
similarities and it is, it is really crazy.
But I also, I want to hear like from the audience.
Well, I mean, like, obviously, like Roger Rabbit and Jessica
Rabbit, like, that's like a front runner in my brain.
The Grinch and Martha May who? Yeah, the Grinch of Martha May.
Pretty much any Jim Carrey character like Lloyd Christmas
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and Mary Swanson. Final answer.
That's also Ron Swanson and Tammy.
Oh yeah, a little sometimes. Oh yeah, I just had another one
also. Oh, Adam Sandler and his wife, I
feel like. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
there's. Some similarities.
There or Andy in. April, I feel like in a lot of
ways that we are like a lot of the couples from Parks and Rec
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because we can be like Leslie and.
Ben. Ben yeah.
I was like, why am I blinking sohard?
And April and Andy? Oh my God.
You know who else we can be fromParks and Rec?
Who? Tom and Ann Perkins.
Oh. My God.
Remember when they were together?
Yeah, Absolutely. Yeah.
I was like, there's so many moments where I'm like, you
don't know who Marshall Mathers is.
Oh, yeah, you don't know. Like, you know what he's like.
(09:18):
You don't know genuine. Like, well, of course you knew
Eminem, but like, you truly did not know.
Who? Marshall Mathers.
But like, and then at the same time, like I had when we met, I
had those T-shirt cotton sheets and I do even have sheets.
Actually, you were very much notlike Tom in that sense.
Do you think an answer for like each other?
Do you think I have any unconventional views on love?
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Do you have any unconventional views on love?
I don't even want to say that it's unconventional, but I feel
like you're not afraid to like stand up for me or like a lot of
ways like current society and like the way that a lot of men
treat their women maybe isn't the best.
And so like, I guess the way that you treat me could be
(10:02):
unconventional because it is toptier and you don't always see
that, yes. Loving loudly.
Yeah, cuz I think like like romance, I think it's making a
comeback. I really do.
I think romance would make I think kindness and romance is
making a. Yeah, 1000%.
There was like toxic masculinityand then the group of like,
quote UN quote nice guys for a long time and it was like, no,
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you're just as toxic. You're just pretending to be
nice. And I feel like we're slowly
evolving until like people just being themselves, which was
always the fucking problem in myopinion.
Like really, truly. And I feel like romance is
making a comeback, like loving loudly is making a comeback.
And that's great because I got made fun of it for the longest
time and then now people seem toenjoy it.
(10:43):
So yeah. What do I dislike that most
people love? I was going to say Pickles, but
you've been you've been liking Pickles more.
Like I hated Pickles growing up and now I love Pickles.
I like Pickles. I'm starting to like them more.
Like I find myself buying those hot sweet Spears.
What is it, Famous Dave's? Oh oh I love that and butter
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chip Pickles thrown into my sandwiches.
I can only think of food right now.
That's OK And all I could think of was like tart candies.
You don't like tart candies? You don't like like sour
candies? No, no, I don't like sour
things. Oh, I do not.
See, I'm not much of A do. Look like that.
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Not a big sweet tooth. If our relationship was a
Netflix series, what would it becalled and what episode are we
on? Pretty funny episode 25.
This is episode 24, sorry. Episode 24.
I'd call the series baddies. The baddie and the daddy.
No, no, I just, I just call it, I call the series baddies and we
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are season 1. Like maybe even episode 2.
Like I'm not even exaggerating at all.
We were actually talking about this the other day.
Wait, but why baddies? I just think it's AI, don't know
a fun name. Baddies.
I don't want to put too much thought into it.
What would the title of the? Is that what it was?
What would the title of the episode be?
That you're current, Yeah, phaseof life you're currently in.
I would say like coming up, which sounds so cringy as I say
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it out loud, but I mean, like wewere in like a bit of a rut with
like we were in the storming phase with our relationship.
And I feel like we're really coming out of that right now and
like our podcast is starting to do well.
And like we're like, I know whatour next step is for our
relationship. So it's like everything is like
coming up, like coming. Up.
Yeah, yeah, I think we're on episode 2 of season 1, Episode
one, just like you said, what's called like the first year
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honeymoon, and then it's literally just like our origin
stories, our backgrounds and us meeting.
And then this is episode 2, likewe're established and like you
said, maybe even in episode 3. Like episode 2 is like storming,
working through things like reality.
Setting in. Storming coming up.
Yeah. What's next?
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Engagement engaged. I'm joking.
What immediately attracted you to me, and what attracted what
attracted you more over time? Initially was your sense of
humor and your mustache and yourtattoos.
The mustache was a big one for me.
And then more over time, like learning your personality and
your heart and your willingness to learn and to listen and to
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grow and to help me grow. Supportive.
Yeah, I mean, initially, come onguys, I will say I'm just saying
like you guys know, initially you guys, I feel like I
confidently don't have to like do a deep dive into that.
I'm just going to move past that.
You know why I initially, Oh my God, you know why I initially
(13:38):
obviously, but I remember when you came over that first time
when we sat on that couch and wejust bullshitted for I'm not
even exaggerating. Like it felt like 3 to 5.
I just, we just, we just talked all night.
We just talked and we talked andwe talked and we laughed and we
had a great time. Very.
What's the crazy, stupid love? You know, when she comes over
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and she's like, I'm gonna bang Ryan Gosling and they literally
just end up hanging out all night?
Yeah, that was the first time I ever did that with anybody.
And that was with you. And I was like, Oh my God, this
is we did bang but. It's crazy, the thing too,
'cause the first time that we hung out, because I got there
like at night, and then I spent the night and then we had the
whole other day together. That whole day, the whole time.
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Neither of us checked our phoneslike, once.
Yeah. And then I remember it was the
evening of the next day and I, like, checked my phone and like,
of course, all my roommates and my family were like, are you
dead? Like, what is?
And I was like, oh, sorry, sorry.
I just love how it feels being with you.
Ever since I've been with you. I don't know how else to
describe it. It just feels natural.
It just feels organic. It feels right and I love that I
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can't explain it. I wish I could bottle it up and
sell it. I don't know what to tell you.
Like I like literally if I knew how to describe it.
And I feel like that's most my content is trying to like
literally just trying to describe how lucky I am and how
great it is to have you in my life.
And. You're good at showing it.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Like you're really good at showing it not just to them, but
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like I'm talking like with us, like one-on-one at literally
like at night when nobody's there.
And like you are very, very goodat displaying it physically and
like in the little things that you do.
It's it's hard to meet people because if you think about it,
other than your family, other than the people you grew up
with, when you get into adulthood, it's so rare to meet
people that like just genuinely care about you And like you can
(15:28):
make friends as an adult and youstill don't know if they like
genuinely, genuinely care about you.
You could date people as an adult and you still don't
genuinely, genuinely know that they care about you and you make
me feel like you care about me. I do.
Very much. But like I'm just saying like
you have no idea how like powerful that actually is
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because like anybody can care, but like you borderline feel
like you're taking care of me. Does that make like, it's like,
it's just like you take such good care of my heart, my
emotions, how I feel You're a. Caretaker.
Not like I don't want to, like you're not like babysitting me,
but like you just when I vent toyou or I talk to you or I'm just
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around you or I'm emotional, youknow what I mean?
Like you know what to say and you know how to just like, be
there. Like you're just that presence
in my life where like I feel like I say something and I feel
better from it because you heardit.
And it's just like, I don't knowhow else to describe it.
It just feels so right being with you.
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And I don't like I'm getting like I could feel my eyes
burning like it just like, seriously, I can't keep talking
about it. That was a great question.
No, that was. Great, that was great.
It was so funny because the nextone I was going to do like,
we're not going to do it, but I'll just say it was what
feelings are hard for you to communicate to me?
How can I make it easier? And it's like, just like the
feeling of like being in love issort of, it's sometimes there's
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just like not enough words. Exactly to.
Describe it. It's a feeling, it's an, it's an
energy and it's not like anything that you can really
describe. People for the longest time to
this day, every single day, it'slike stop talking about your
girlfriend, talk about somethingelse.
And I do like you're not the only thing that I talk about,
but like I do talk about you a lot.
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And I'm like, I hope everyone that ever comments that or says
that, I truly, truly hope that you find somebody in life that
inspires you as much as Brit inspires me.
I, if I could sum it up in a tweet in 120 characters or
whatever, if I can make one video that says it all, you
know, like I, I would do it. I would, I would love to be able
to just perfectly explain how I feel and like how you make me
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feel and like having you in my life, how great that is.
And if I spend the rest of my life trying to communicate that
just so other people know that that's out there and they can
find that and that it truly doesexist.
I feel like I've done my job andI feel like me even doing that
brings so much positivity and like happiness to people's
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scroll time, you know what I mean?
And it's like, you can either look over and be like, that's
what I have and so many people are like, that's so reminiscent
of what we have as a couple. And it's just so validating
seeing that online or like seeing you guys go through that
or you guys explore that. And then sometimes people are
like, I've never felt that way about this person and I've been
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with them for 20 years. Yeah, I was going to say too,
just kind of like going back to that question a little bit is
like you're someone who really, really is very good with words.
Like you are very good with words.
And even like knowing that it isdifficult for you to try to like
fully explain your feelings. Like I it is so difficult for
me. Like I don't know how to do.
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Like I literally like blank and that's why I feel like I try so
much to show it through other things and like that could even
be words but like it's never going to fully encompass like
how I feel. Yeah, the day that I'm able to
even come remotely close to actually displaying how I feel
about you because you truly are my muse.
Like whether it be in a song, a movie, a book, a novel, a
(19:05):
graphic novel, like, I don't know.
But as soon as I come even kind of close, like it's game over.
You know what I mean? You're in my acceptance speech
at the Oscars, at the Grammys, at the whatever.
Like I'm like, no, genuinely, I truly, truly believe that.
And I feel like people, we were just talking about this the
other day, like V for Vendetta, like fucking love that movie.
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It's great. But like artists use lies to
tell truths. I'm starting to understand the
more that I'm with you and the more that I express myself
online and the more that I create, I'm like, oh, like I can
create a video, which is basically a short film.
It's like I can create somethingthat displays something that
invokes an emotion. And that's like what the best at
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the end of the day, that's what the best artists have always
done is they're able to take something beyond them, a
tangible thing, put it on to theworld, and it expresses what
they're feeling. And I'm starting to understand
that. I'm starting to actually feel
it. People are like enjoying it.
And I'm like, this is so fucking.
Cool. And I'm like, what is my medium
(20:14):
to really express myself in the best way possible?
Like that's my quest. Like, yeah, is it, is it me
making a movie? Is it me, you know, whatever the
case may be, Like, you know, I might end up directing GEICO
commercials. I don't fucking know.
But like, honestly, like on thatquest to like really, I explain
to the world why I'm here and give the world a tangible thing
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to be like, hey, look at this, like I created this and this is
how I feel about the world. This is me holding a mirror to
the world. This is my life.
This is who I am until I I do that like that, that's that's
just my mission in life is to like figure out what the fuck
that is. And the more I'm with you and
the more I talk about you and like you said, like love is such
an inexplainable thing. Like, imagine how mesmerizing
(20:59):
would be to be able to watch howI feel about her.
Like how? Like being able to bring that to
life in any medium, in any art form.
You, you show day after day likeyour love for Bryn online.
You both display your love for each other online and in this
podcast and do a really good jobof it.
And that's that's why so many people relate to you guys,
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because they're seeing two people in love, both talking
about each other in this way, both both expressing like
immense joy with each other. And that's that's why like
people with in healthy relationships are like, Oh my
God, like this is this is me andmy boyfriend.
This is me and my husband. This is me and my wife, you
know. Yeah, I feel like there's so
(21:42):
many miracles that happen every single day that we just take for
granted And like, truly, genuinely, from the bottom of my
heart, like the math, the percentage, the chance of me
meeting you and me even feeling this way about you is one of the
most astronomical miracles on planet Earth that we actually
were able to cross paths and do what we're doing now.
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Like I think about it all the time.
It's like actually like mind blowing to me, like for me to
try to wrap my head around. It yeah.
So like it's. Crazy.
And I how would I feel that towards somebody?
Yeah. How would I so not talk about
that? How would I not want to share
that? How would I not want to accept
that feeling? Like, I'm so sorry if you're
single, but like, being in love with somebody is like truly the
best feeling ever. The day something else comes
along that Trump said, I'll let you know.
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But like, it's never gonna fucking happen.
Like, I don't, you know what I mean?
Like I just I like the most. Powerful thing, Yeah, like
switching topics because it was really cute and really great,
but spice it up. How do you define cheating?
You either romantically or physically being involved with
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another person. Are they directing their love in
any way, shape or form towards anybody else?
Yeah. Doesn't matter how they're doing
it. If they're directing love that
should be towards you, towards anybody else, that's cheating.
Whether it's physical or emotional.
Yeah, it's just like verbal. Yeah, I don't I don't like I
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understand that like people havefriendships and people need to
lean on other people and this and that.
Whatever are they directing? The romance, the love, the
things that should be between you 2 anywhere else, not
depending on anybody else. You shouldn't even really.
I mean, obviously, like, you depend on your partner and,
like, you guys work together as a team and everything, but like,
(23:29):
are you utilizing someone else for things in your relationship
that should be only specificallybetween you and your partner?
Yeah. Is the answer Yes.
Then you're cheating? Yeah.
I don't know how else to describe it.
You know what I mean? Like, yeah.
There you go. And everyone's different, but I
know that we both feel that. Yeah.
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I mean, like, yeah. Everyone has their own opinions,
but ours line up and I think that's part of the reason why we
work so well together. Yeah, I think that's just it.
Like whatever your views about what is cheating, they just have
to match up with whoever you're with and have that like
understanding and have that boundaries with each other.
Yeah, because if I viewed it as like, oh, it's when the penis
goes in, then like then obviously like we wouldn't work
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out well because I like could have, I could literally
emotionally be cheating on you. But if I don't see that as
cheating then. Yeah, don't let anybody make you
feel crazy for just something that you feel.
I have to pee again. I'm so sorry.
Are we doing the fingers? It's a lot.
Put a finger down and put a finger up.
And we're doing 5 fingers, firstone to have all down loses.
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For everybody that's watching audibly, listening, not
visually, yeah. Listening auditorily.
We will keep you posted on our, on our, on our.
Fingers for audio recorders we'll.
Tell you, yeah, we'll, we'll say.
We'll just say like. You're not missing anything.
Are you playing as well? Yeah.
Oh my God. OK, OK, Put a finger down.
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If you've done stand up. I can put a finger down.
I've done stand up. I have not put a finger down.
And let me tell you, nothing on fucking planet Earth is more
humbling than stand up comedy. Let me tell you they're not
fucking joking about it. Like it's like I was the class
clown growing up and like prettymuch in any room where I'm like
with people that I know, like I know how to get the giggles
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going. And it's like you take that
person that's been like quote UNquote, like living room funny
their whole lives. You know what I mean?
Like classroom funny, Co worker funny and like, Oh yeah, like
that's the token funny guy in the group.
Like throw him on a stage for stand up and that was me.
And you'll never feel more unfunny in your entire life.
(25:41):
Like you're like having to make strangers who don't know you,
who don't owe you nothing. That's what I mean.
They're just going to stare at you and they're there to watch
people bomb as well. So it's like you really got to
do some funny shit to get some laughs.
And it took such a long time to even like, I mean, it took like
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literally two or three times to get like a genuine laugh, like a
full audience laugh. And most of the times it was
just like sympathy chuckles withsometime.
Well, no, yeah, like, yeah, but like maybe if.
You should. Emma, our lovely editor
producer, was looking to the cards and realized that it was a
lot of little, like G rated. Do you take your coffee without
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cream? We're going to restart.
Yes, I lost the last game. Keep your finger down.
Or should I just Yeah, keep your.
Finger down. Oh, no.
I thought I was going to get my finger back and we're going to
restart with a new set of cards.No, damn it.
OK. Put a finger down if you've
slept with someone within an hour of meeting them.
Ohh like meeting them in person,does that count?
(26:43):
No, I don't think. That's I think, yeah, yeah.
I think like just like initial meeting them.
In OK OK then. None.
I I. Haven't done that.
No, I've I've never done that. An hour.
I No, I'm dead. I don't.
Put a finger down there's. Like a maybe, but I'm gonna keep
my finger up. Put a finger down if someone has
photographed or painted a nude portrait of you.
(27:04):
Oh, someone's taken a naked photo of me.
Yeah, I put a finger down. I got some Polaroids under the
Christmas tree one year. That's all I'll say anyways.
Of you? Yeah, someone took pictures of
you and gave them to you for Christmas.
I remember I came out Christmas morning one time and I just kind
of got under the tree and thought it was funny and got
some Oh. I thought you meant and I was
like got the pictures like givento you as a present that was
(27:27):
sitting under the tree. No, like I literally.
Picture I get it now I. Get it was like in the morning
and you know, I just like there was a I remember this.
Oh my God. So there was a really large bow
and I was like, this is funny. And so I laid down under the
tree and I obviously used the bow as my undergarment.
(27:47):
And then someone and then someone took some Polaroids and
so yeah, have some. We should do that this year.
Have some like. We could do one for all the
holidays. You get like a little Easter
egg. A little Easter egg.
No, I didn't. For Easter egg.
I go like, yeah, it was a huge ribbon.
That's what I needed to. And you go, we can get you a
little teeny tiny. Cup of Jelly Bean we.
Can get you a little grain of rice.
(28:08):
So sorry. I'm so sorry.
That's so wonderful. For Chinese New Year.
We'll get you a little grain of rice and you can just yeah,
that'd be wonderful. You could hold like one of those
like Roman candles for New Year's.
Actually, no, I don't want to. I don't want to blow it off.
It would be fun. OK, so 2 sorry.
I have one down you have. Two and then did someone ever
paint you or draw you like Jack Dawson on the Titanic or no?
(28:30):
I've drawn my own nudes but no one else ever has.
And then? Where are those?
I'm pretty sure I was underage, so I don't think you want to see
them. But then yeah, I've had other
people take pictures of me nakedjust.
You didn't like have a cell phone yet and you're like that
desperate. You just started like drawing
the nudes like a caveman. Were they like on the wall?
Like how did you? What do you mean the?
(28:51):
Body is beautiful. I had nudes and I was like damn.
And then I was really into drawing at the time and I drew
myself because I thought it was a cool picture and like, I
didn't always have like reference photos to draw, so I
could kind of like create my ownanyway.
So the finger count for auditorylisteners.
I have two fingers down. I have one.
I have one. Do.
(29:14):
You care to share? We were.
Roommates and I was long distance with my boyfriend
Julio, and I just had her help me.
Help me take some Polaroids, Yeah.
Nice. Put a finger down if you've
broken furniture while doing it.Let me tell you folks, beach
chairs, lawn furniture, it's notwhat it's all cracked up to be.
(29:36):
Mine. Was a bed a bed?
Like an actual bed? Yeah, like the wooden slots
under it. Yeah, yeah, Damn.
Yeah, yeah. And I think I broke one of my
headboards off a little bit one time.
The couch. Yeah, yeah, literally our old
couch. Yeah, our old couch.
Damn that thing was broken. EW, OK.
The old jungle gym am I? Did you?
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No, no no, I haven't broken furniture.
Put a finger down if you prefer doing it with the lights on.
I really don't care. Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I. Mean like.
Kind of apathetic about it, yeah.
Do you prefer to see me? Yeah.
Then put your finger down. I'm not.
Are you at 1:00? I'm at 1 already.
This is so. You didn't say Uno.
(30:19):
Uno. OK, put a finger down if a
couple has asked you to have sexwith them.
Oh yeah. A few times.
I've had a three-way with a couple.
Really. Yes.
Yeah, it was. How'd it go?
It was great. It was in Chicago at
Lollapalooza. It was another content creator.
I'm obviously not going to say who.
Are they still together? No, but her and her boyfriend.
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Me and her were really good friends and they I actually had
a fight with my friend that night and then didn't want to be
with her. And so like they invited me to
their hotel room to like kind ofsave me a little bit.
And then we ended up all hookingup.
And then I also had there was one time in Vegas this like
middle-aged couple was like begging me to come back to their
(31:04):
hotel room when I was like 21. And I was like.
You didn't, no. No, there was a restaurant in
Florida called Pineapple Willy'sand it was just like they had
live entertainment and it was just it's like a Sharky's like a
fat Tuesday's just like you knowwhat I mean?
Like AI see it, I see it random beach, whatever.
And then we were bowling, me andmy buddies, and it was like,
(31:27):
loser has to get a tattoo. And for whatever reason, it was
like pineapple Willies. Like the pineapple with
sunglasses. Like there's, I don't know where
it came from. I don't know why I lost.
I'm a man of my word. And on my thigh I have a
pineapple willies tattoo logo. Like I'm just like a pineapple
with sunglasses. Being at the beach in Florida
year round in my my little shortshorts back when I was in real
(31:50):
good shape walking around, you know, and yeah, I got asked a
few times, you know, they'd see the pineapple.
Literally had no idea that that's what that was at all in.
Yeah, I'm glad I have it where Ido have it.
Yeah. So if nobody's arm or.
Something nobody knows or is confused.
The pineapple. Yes, it's like a kind of symbol
of swingers. Yeah, like an upside down
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pineapple is. People go to grocery stores and
they put like a pineapple, like upside down, like it's.
Like or like on cruises and stuff, they'll get pineapple
magnets to put on their doors and put them all upside down or
be like, everyone's welcome herewith, like, pineapple, Yeah.
That's so great, yeah. It's not for me, but I mean it
seems like a fun community. For who?
Whoever is into that. Yeah, I know it's not for me
(32:33):
because I got offered and I justnever, never.
I did get. I got offered a three-way, you
told. Me about that.
I did and I I turned it down andI think I was offered it way too
soon in life because I was like,oh, like an I, I remember like
lovely girl and we were actuallylike fizzling out and like both
clearly knew that. And then she literally just kind
(32:55):
of threw it out there was like, oh, by the way, like we were
thinking, I'm like, you would beperfect.
And then like I was like, you know what?
I don't think so. And in my brain I was like, if
this is already being offered tome, like I'll get it, surely
it'll happen again. And I it never happened again,
never happened again. And.
She was in a couple. No, it was.
Her and her friend. It was her and her friend.
(33:15):
Yeah. And they're like, we talked
about doing it for so long. And like, since we're like going
our separate ways anyways, we'vetalked about you and like,
here's the picture of us. Like if you're cares about doing
it. And I remember just like sitting
there being like this is bound to happen again.
Never. Did Emma, have you ever been
asked? No, I don't think I've ever been
asked to have a threesome. Well, I'm sure you're wondering
(33:39):
why we invited you here tonight.God.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm.
Closed. We're closed off.
Yeah, Yeah, we have a back. Yeah, we don't have an HR
person. All my fingers are down though,
somehow. So yeah, Mario, I lost.
Lost or won, whichever way we want to look at it.
(34:00):
I feel like it's a loss, you know what I mean?
I really do. I feel like if you are first to
have all your fingers down, it'san L.
Have you ever taken the rice purity test?
The what? What?
Really. What's that?
Oh, I'm so excited to tell you guys.
So the rice purity test, if you go online, it's a little website
and basically I think it's 100 questions and they're yes or no
(34:20):
questions. Like have you done anal?
For example. And you either say yes or no.
And like every like yes removes a point from your score.
So the lower your score, the like more unpure you are.
So if you have like 100 points, then you're like pure.
And like if you have like 4 and there's like bestiality and like
(34:41):
and like. So it's literally like how pure
of a person are you? And I can't remember, I think
the last time I did it, my scorewas like a 14 or something.
And I was like. I feel like there's some things,
like sexually, where you're justlike an automatic -2,000,065,
you know what I mean? Yeah, for well.
Yeah, but like, but I mean it, it's a that's why like if
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someone were to say like, Oh yeah, I took the rice purity
test and I got a two. It's like, I don't want to be.
Do you anywhere near you? Did you?
Take it. Do you remember your score?
I. Just said I think it was like
14. Oh what?
What? Yeah, I want to retake it.
But there's also ones like, likehard drugs.
Yeah. Like, and like other things like
that, like it's not or like haveyou like, stolen or like killed
(35:22):
somebody or whatever? Like it's not just sexual.
Yeah, it's. Terrifying.
Yeah, yeah, I feel. Like.
Everybody should take. That test and wear the number
wherever. They go, that's such a Black
Mirror saying, Oh my God. Honestly, yeah.
Anyway, this was fun. This was really fun.
This was oh. My God, I feel like anytime that
either you come and visit us or we're in here in California, we
(35:45):
will be doing this again. And yeah, I think every time we
do it, we should do the put a finger down because that was
fun. Yeah.
And I want to do it like I want to do it more, but we've already
been going for so long. I'm like, we don't have time
but. This is funny, thanks.
For letting me come on the pod. Yeah, we could not be happier
having you a part of our team. And yeah, it's.
And like, I please, please, please, please, everybody.
(36:08):
Like thank Emma. We love Emma.
We worship Emma. Like she's really made all this
possible. And we can't thank you enough.
Like truly we can't. And we appreciate you.
Yeah, I appreciate you guys. You guys are the best and so
sweet and I love I love our little team the same.
So much fun, so great. I'm so happy that that you're as
I'm amazing as you are and that we're so comfortable with you
(36:30):
and we talk to you and like, I know we both truly see you just
as like a friend, not as like right editor.
Yeah, right, Emma. Emma, we're friends.
Isn't that right? Tell everybody, Emma how
friendly and generous and nice. I love you, Emma, so much.
Thank you so much for being here.
I want you to have like a permanent spot on the podcast.
(36:50):
Maybe someday our woman in the chair.
You know what I mean? Like with the mind like this is
so much fun. We.
Could always like come here oncea month.
This is literally like, I'm like, we're like.
Yeah, you come to LA, I come to bed episode, Yeah.
Yeah, we'll make it happen. But you guys will hopefully,
hopefully be seeing a lot more of Emma.
Thank you guys so much for watching, for listening.
We're having a blast. This is literally just, I don't
(37:12):
know, we love it here. We love you guys so much.
Make sure to. Rate US.
And let us know what you're liking, what you're not liking.
Give us a model. Pretty funny, official on
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Let us know your thoughts on everything and anything that we
talked about what our Netflix series would be called.
I mean, just like we, we love this.
(37:33):
Down in the comments. Yes.
How many fingers do you guys have?
Left. Oh, the code word today.
Let's let Emma do it. We gotta let Emma do it.
Yes, it could be anything, Emma.Don't overthink it.
Parrot Bay. Are you just looking at the
ball? I love that.
Perfect. I'm going.
To go take a shot of that. OK, yeah, but until next time,
(37:54):
make sure to. Follow us, we're pretty funny.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
Freaks and Geeks. Emma, who we have referenced in
so many different podcasts. Huge round of applause for our
lovely. No, that's actually.
Perfect. I'm so sorry.
I like looked on the thing and Iwas like, oh, it's the orange
one. Emma is our lovely editor and
(00:25):
producer. She is directly responsible for
all in Flub. Can you cut that, Emma?
She's directly responsible for any and all success that we've
had in this podcast thus far in this venture, and we could not
do it without her and we love her so much.
No, I totally think he would have given up if it wasn't for.
You no 100% like and we love youEmma and she's here with us
(00:48):
today while we're chit chatting.Do you have anything you'd like
to say to our lovely, pretty funny community?
Yes, that's not true. You guys are amazing and you're
doing a great job and you would be doing a great job without me.
But I am very happy to be here and working with you.
Yeah, if you guys ever get a response from Pretty Funny on
(01:08):
any platform, typically it is Emma.
Reading your guys's comments andlistening to everybody's
voicemails. And again, I know they've talked
for me on the podcast before saying like Emma said, she's
sorry for not picking your voicemails.
But we really do get a lot and they're all so nice and
(01:28):
everyone's so genuine and like so loving.
And I wish that we could put them all on the podcast, but
just know that I am listening and I love you all.
I am listening. I am listening.
I am watching. Send, I hear.
It I hear you, I see you, I feelyou.
(01:48):
Why am I making this so weird? Anyways, we're.
Going to play some games and just yeah.
We're going to play some games, we're going to chit chat.
Roll the intro. Welcome back to the Pretty funny
podcast I Am Bryn. I'm Mario.
(02:11):
And I'm Emma. Well, we are in California right
now. We are.
I do want to talk about like ourplans, like because are we,
we're going to Disney tomorrow? Yeah.
Are we going to Disneyland? Am I to Disney tomorrow?
I'm so excited. I've never been to Disney and or
Disneyland. I've been to Disney World, but
yeah, I've never been to Disneyland and I've lived here
for, I don't know. I've lived in LA for like 8
(02:33):
years. Yeah, I was about to say, you've
been here for a long time and you haven't been to Disneyland.
That's pretty crazy. I know I just haven't been that
interested in going. And also it seems very
overwhelming because there's like so much to do there.
So I feel like just going in blind feels very scary and
intimidating, you know, because of long lines and it's a big
(02:54):
park and there's the California Adventure.
Like there's just so much that Ifeel like I would have to
research before going there. That's a good point.
Yeah, 'cause you were saying yesterday you wanted to, like,
go there for the first time withsomeone who, like, can kind of
show you around. Exactly.
That's gonna be me, yeah. You shall be Sacagawea on this
journey gonna be so we have to Disney adults.
I act like this. I, I was gonna say, I keep
(03:16):
saying I'm not a Disney adult asif I didn't have like the annual
pass and went like once a month when I lived in California.
But that's OK, you were right byit.
Yeah, I was like 5 minutes away from it.
I could hear the fireworks everynight, which was terrifying.
It was a terrifying experience. I remember I was staying with
you and I thought the Black Pearl had just like rolled into
the Bay of Tortuga because there's just explosions going
(03:37):
off in the distance. And I'm like, what the hell is
that PTSD kicking in? And then you're like, oh, it's
just the fireworks shell at the at Disney.
We have to go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride with Emma
because we did the Pirates of the Caribbean episode.
Really. I yeah, tell.
You guys, I messaged my sister who I was telling you yesterday,
she went to Disneyland recently and she said everything in the
(04:01):
Star Wars part. Rise of resistance.
Yeah, is fucking that they have my best rise.
Yeah, blew my mind do. You have a favorite.
Movie yeah oh Oh my gosh, that'slike a really hard.
Question no, I never know how toanswer.
I always. Hate asking it just like what's
your top five movies like the first ones come to your mind
like no pressure 'cause like if you say 1 I.
Really love the movie her. Great movie, yeah.
(04:23):
With Joaquin Phoenix and Scarlett Johansson.
I feel like everyone, especiallyin today's day and age should
watch her. I like it's a very relevant
movie 'cause it's the whole movie is about Joaquin Phoenix
and he, you know, just gets Sirilike the ultimate new updated
Siri, which is her and basicallyjust falls in love with an AI
algorithm that's like. Were you talking about?
(04:44):
This I was talking about this movie recently.
I was like, everybody should watch this movie, especially
with everything that's going on with like AI today and
technology and I'll quickly they're dancing.
Yeah, how about it? It's a really good allegory for
like, even people you know and how obsessed they get with
social media. I really like movies that have a
lot of dialogue. I'm not a big like action movie
(05:07):
person. Like, I don't know if you've
ever seen like the before trilogy like before.
The Before trilogy. Before midnight, before sunrise
and before. Oh, with like Ethan Hawke?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes have.
You seen it or heard of it? Nope.
It's cool how spaced out it is. And like, yeah, no, I love that.
(05:27):
Yeah, Richard Linklater that that's the the director and
creator of the film. He does this really cool thing
where he make and I don't know if there's any other people or
directors who do this, but he spaces out his movies with like
the same cast. So before, I'm pretty sure
(05:48):
they're all nine years apart. Yeah, OK.
He did the same thing with. Boyhood.
Boyhood and boyhood. 12 years about boyhood, I think, yeah.
They filmed that over 12 years. Yeah, it's incredible.
Like it's just. Love that.
I love the slow process. Oh, wait, yeah, it's before
sunrise. And then sunset.
And then midnight. And then midnight.
(06:09):
Yeah. Are we gonna play games?
Yeah. Okay, game time.
You're playing with us, right? Well.
This is like mainly a couple a couple.
Things. So you're just asking us
questions? Yes, but you have to answer
them. For each other.
For each other. OK.
I'll chime in if I have anythingto say, but OK.
Emma has some questions for us. Where can I answer them?
(06:31):
Well, this is We're not really strangers, but couples edition.
OK. So yeah.
Emma also hears us say, like, all the nasty shit you hear in
the podcast, so I know that yeah, we're not getting hold
back at all. Yep, there's, there's no TMI
here, Yeah. Yes.
(06:52):
OK wait, I really wanted this tobe the first one because I see
all the comments about Jenna andJulian comparisons.
What celebrity couple are we most like?
I mean, I feel like that would be.
That would be one of them. Jenna Marbles, Yeah.
Julian. Yeah, and I didn't really even
know who they were until people started commenting it, right.
(07:12):
And then I was like, oh, I know,'cause like Jenna Marbles, as
soon as I, like, looked her up, I was like, I watched her a long
time ago. I was like, I remember when I
first got on YouTube, like, she was it.
I was like, I remember her videos.
Like OGOGOGOG YouTube. Yeah, like I didn't know her.
And like, she's that big. I was like, oh wait, no, I do
know her. You know what?
I. Mean like and her and Julian
like. Their dynamic is very similar to
(07:34):
ours. I specifically, and I don't know
if this is controversial or I should be doing this, but people
were saying you guys are so muchlike Jenna and Julian.
And then I remember you pulled them up and we watched a couple
videos and I was like, oh, I seethat.
Whatever. And then I avoided like the
plague because I don't want to like, yeah, you don't want to be
like, don't want to. Yeah.
And I was like, oh, so like people think we're like them.
(07:54):
So like, let's let's be exactly like them.
Let's do it like no, it's. Like no it is weird.
Like without watching. I used to watch them back in the
day when Jenna was still posting.
But like talk about somebody whotook accountability and.
Stood on it. And I've learned all that.
Yeah, I didn't even know any of that.
But I used to watch them and like, it is crazy because like
you don't know all of the lore about Jenna and Julie and
(08:14):
everything. But like there are so many
similarities and it is, it is really crazy.
But I also, I want to hear like from the audience.
Well, I mean, like, obviously, like Roger Rabbit and Jessica
Rabbit, like, that's like a front runner in my brain.
The Grinch and Martha May who? Yeah, the Grinch of Martha May.
Pretty much any Jim Carrey character like Lloyd Christmas
(08:34):
and Mary Swanson. Final answer.
That's also Ron Swanson and Tammy.
Oh yeah, a little sometimes. Oh yeah, I just had another one
also. Oh, Adam Sandler and his wife, I
feel like. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
there's. Some similarities.
There or Andy in. April, I feel like in a lot of
ways that we are like a lot of the couples from Parks and Rec
(08:56):
because we can be like Leslie and.
Ben. Ben yeah.
I was like, why am I blinking sohard?
And April and Andy? Oh my God.
You know who else we can be fromParks and Rec?
Who? Tom and Ann Perkins.
Oh. My God.
Remember when they were together?
Yeah, Absolutely. Yeah.
I was like, there's so many moments where I'm like, you
don't know who Marshall Mathers is.
Oh, yeah, you don't know. Like, you know what he's like.
(09:18):
You don't know genuine. Like, well, of course you knew
Eminem, but like, you truly did not know.
Who? Marshall Mathers.
But like, and then at the same time, like I had when we met, I
had those T-shirt cotton sheets and I do even have sheets.
Actually, you were very much notlike Tom in that sense.
Do you think an answer for like each other?
Do you think I have any unconventional views on love?
(09:40):
Do you have any unconventional views on love?
I don't even want to say that it's unconventional, but I feel
like you're not afraid to like stand up for me or like a lot of
ways like current society and like the way that a lot of men
treat their women maybe isn't the best.
And so like, I guess the way that you treat me could be
(10:02):
unconventional because it is toptier and you don't always see
that, yes. Loving loudly.
Yeah, cuz I think like like romance, I think it's making a
comeback. I really do.
I think romance would make I think kindness and romance is
making a. Yeah, 1000%.
There was like toxic masculinityand then the group of like,
quote UN quote nice guys for a long time and it was like, no,
(10:22):
you're just as toxic. You're just pretending to be
nice. And I feel like we're slowly
evolving until like people just being themselves, which was
always the fucking problem in myopinion.
Like really, truly. And I feel like romance is
making a comeback, like loving loudly is making a comeback.
And that's great because I got made fun of it for the longest
time and then now people seem toenjoy it.
(10:43):
So yeah. What do I dislike that most
people love? I was going to say Pickles, but
you've been you've been liking Pickles more.
Like I hated Pickles growing up and now I love Pickles.
I like Pickles. I'm starting to like them more.
Like I find myself buying those hot sweet Spears.
What is it, Famous Dave's? Oh oh I love that and butter
(11:05):
chip Pickles thrown into my sandwiches.
I can only think of food right now.
That's OK And all I could think of was like tart candies.
You don't like tart candies? You don't like like sour
candies? No, no, I don't like sour
things. Oh, I do not.
See, I'm not much of A do. Look like that.
(11:26):
Not a big sweet tooth. If our relationship was a
Netflix series, what would it becalled and what episode are we
on? Pretty funny episode 25.
This is episode 24, sorry. Episode 24.
I'd call the series baddies. The baddie and the daddy.
No, no, I just, I just call it, I call the series baddies and we
(11:47):
are season 1. Like maybe even episode 2.
Like I'm not even exaggerating at all.
We were actually talking about this the other day.
Wait, but why baddies? I just think it's AI, don't know
a fun name. Baddies.
I don't want to put too much thought into it.
What would the title of the? Is that what it was?
What would the title of the episode be?
That you're current, Yeah, phaseof life you're currently in.
I would say like coming up, which sounds so cringy as I say
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it out loud, but I mean, like wewere in like a bit of a rut with
like we were in the storming phase with our relationship.
And I feel like we're really coming out of that right now and
like our podcast is starting to do well.
And like we're like, I know whatour next step is for our
relationship. So it's like everything is like
coming up, like coming. Up.
Yeah, yeah, I think we're on episode 2 of season 1, Episode
one, just like you said, what's called like the first year
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honeymoon, and then it's literally just like our origin
stories, our backgrounds and us meeting.
And then this is episode 2, likewe're established and like you
said, maybe even in episode 3. Like episode 2 is like storming,
working through things like reality.
Setting in. Storming coming up.
Yeah. What's next?
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Engagement engaged. I'm joking.
What immediately attracted you to me, and what attracted what
attracted you more over time? Initially was your sense of
humor and your mustache and yourtattoos.
The mustache was a big one for me.
And then more over time, like learning your personality and
your heart and your willingness to learn and to listen and to
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grow and to help me grow. Supportive.
Yeah, I mean, initially, come onguys, I will say I'm just saying
like you guys know, initially you guys, I feel like I
confidently don't have to like do a deep dive into that.
I'm just going to move past that.
You know why I initially, Oh my God, you know why I initially
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obviously, but I remember when you came over that first time
when we sat on that couch and wejust bullshitted for I'm not
even exaggerating. Like it felt like 3 to 5.
I just, we just, we just talked all night.
We just talked and we talked andwe talked and we laughed and we
had a great time. Very.
What's the crazy, stupid love? You know, when she comes over
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and she's like, I'm gonna bang Ryan Gosling and they literally
just end up hanging out all night?
Yeah, that was the first time I ever did that with anybody.
And that was with you. And I was like, Oh my God, this
is we did bang but. It's crazy, the thing too,
'cause the first time that we hung out, because I got there
like at night, and then I spent the night and then we had the
whole other day together. That whole day, the whole time.
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Neither of us checked our phoneslike, once.
Yeah. And then I remember it was the
evening of the next day and I, like, checked my phone and like,
of course, all my roommates and my family were like, are you
dead? Like, what is?
And I was like, oh, sorry, sorry.
I just love how it feels being with you.
Ever since I've been with you. I don't know how else to
describe it. It just feels natural.
It just feels organic. It feels right and I love that I
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can't explain it. I wish I could bottle it up and
sell it. I don't know what to tell you.
Like I like literally if I knew how to describe it.
And I feel like that's most my content is trying to like
literally just trying to describe how lucky I am and how
great it is to have you in my life.
And. You're good at showing it.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Like you're really good at showing it not just to them, but
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like I'm talking like with us, like one-on-one at literally
like at night when nobody's there.
And like you are very, very goodat displaying it physically and
like in the little things that you do.
It's it's hard to meet people because if you think about it,
other than your family, other than the people you grew up
with, when you get into adulthood, it's so rare to meet
people that like just genuinely care about you And like you can
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make friends as an adult and youstill don't know if they like
genuinely, genuinely care about you.
You could date people as an adult and you still don't
genuinely, genuinely know that they care about you and you make
me feel like you care about me. I do.
Very much. But like I'm just saying like
you have no idea how like powerful that actually is
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because like anybody can care, but like you borderline feel
like you're taking care of me. Does that make like, it's like,
it's just like you take such good care of my heart, my
emotions, how I feel You're a. Caretaker.
Not like I don't want to, like you're not like babysitting me,
but like you just when I vent toyou or I talk to you or I'm just
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around you or I'm emotional, youknow what I mean?
Like you know what to say and you know how to just like, be
there. Like you're just that presence
in my life where like I feel like I say something and I feel
better from it because you heardit.
And it's just like, I don't knowhow else to describe it.
It just feels so right being with you.
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And I don't like I'm getting like I could feel my eyes
burning like it just like, seriously, I can't keep talking
about it. That was a great question.
No, that was. Great, that was great.
It was so funny because the nextone I was going to do like,
we're not going to do it, but I'll just say it was what
feelings are hard for you to communicate to me?
How can I make it easier? And it's like, just like the
feeling of like being in love issort of, it's sometimes there's
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just like not enough words. Exactly to.
Describe it. It's a feeling, it's an, it's an
energy and it's not like anything that you can really
describe. People for the longest time to
this day, every single day, it'slike stop talking about your
girlfriend, talk about somethingelse.
And I do like you're not the only thing that I talk about,
but like I do talk about you a lot.
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And I'm like, I hope everyone that ever comments that or says
that, I truly, truly hope that you find somebody in life that
inspires you as much as Brit inspires me.
I, if I could sum it up in a tweet in 120 characters or
whatever, if I can make one video that says it all, you
know, like I, I would do it. I would, I would love to be able
to just perfectly explain how I feel and like how you make me
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feel and like having you in my life, how great that is.
And if I spend the rest of my life trying to communicate that
just so other people know that that's out there and they can
find that and that it truly doesexist.
I feel like I've done my job andI feel like me even doing that
brings so much positivity and like happiness to people's
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scroll time, you know what I mean?
And it's like, you can either look over and be like, that's
what I have and so many people are like, that's so reminiscent
of what we have as a couple. And it's just so validating
seeing that online or like seeing you guys go through that
or you guys explore that. And then sometimes people are
like, I've never felt that way about this person and I've been
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with them for 20 years. Yeah, I was going to say too,
just kind of like going back to that question a little bit is
like you're someone who really, really is very good with words.
Like you are very good with words.
And even like knowing that it isdifficult for you to try to like
fully explain your feelings. Like I it is so difficult for
me. Like I don't know how to do.
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Like I literally like blank and that's why I feel like I try so
much to show it through other things and like that could even
be words but like it's never going to fully encompass like
how I feel. Yeah, the day that I'm able to
even come remotely close to actually displaying how I feel
about you because you truly are my muse.
Like whether it be in a song, a movie, a book, a novel, a
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graphic novel, like, I don't know.
But as soon as I come even kind of close, like it's game over.
You know what I mean? You're in my acceptance speech
at the Oscars, at the Grammys, at the whatever.
Like I'm like, no, genuinely, I truly, truly believe that.
And I feel like people, we were just talking about this the
other day, like V for Vendetta, like fucking love that movie.
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It's great. But like artists use lies to
tell truths. I'm starting to understand the
more that I'm with you and the more that I express myself
online and the more that I create, I'm like, oh, like I can
create a video, which is basically a short film.
It's like I can create somethingthat displays something that
invokes an emotion. And that's like what the best at
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the end of the day, that's what the best artists have always
done is they're able to take something beyond them, a
tangible thing, put it on to theworld, and it expresses what
they're feeling. And I'm starting to understand
that. I'm starting to actually feel
it. People are like enjoying it.
And I'm like, this is so fucking.
Cool. And I'm like, what is my medium
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to really express myself in the best way possible?
Like that's my quest. Like, yeah, is it, is it me
making a movie? Is it me, you know, whatever the
case may be, Like, you know, I might end up directing GEICO
commercials. I don't fucking know.
But like, honestly, like on thatquest to like really, I explain
to the world why I'm here and give the world a tangible thing
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to be like, hey, look at this, like I created this and this is
how I feel about the world. This is me holding a mirror to
the world. This is my life.
This is who I am until I I do that like that, that's that's
just my mission in life is to like figure out what the fuck
that is. And the more I'm with you and
the more I talk about you and like you said, like love is such
an inexplainable thing. Like, imagine how mesmerizing
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would be to be able to watch howI feel about her.
Like how? Like being able to bring that to
life in any medium, in any art form.
You, you show day after day likeyour love for Bryn online.
You both display your love for each other online and in this
podcast and do a really good jobof it.
And that's that's why so many people relate to you guys,
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because they're seeing two people in love, both talking
about each other in this way, both both expressing like
immense joy with each other. And that's that's why like
people with in healthy relationships are like, Oh my
God, like this is this is me andmy boyfriend.
This is me and my husband. This is me and my wife, you
know. Yeah, I feel like there's so
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many miracles that happen every single day that we just take for
granted And like, truly, genuinely, from the bottom of my
heart, like the math, the percentage, the chance of me
meeting you and me even feeling this way about you is one of the
most astronomical miracles on planet Earth that we actually
were able to cross paths and do what we're doing now.
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Like I think about it all the time.
It's like actually like mind blowing to me, like for me to
try to wrap my head around. It yeah.
So like it's. Crazy.
And I how would I feel that towards somebody?
Yeah. How would I so not talk about
that? How would I not want to share
that? How would I not want to accept
that feeling? Like, I'm so sorry if you're
single, but like, being in love with somebody is like truly the
best feeling ever. The day something else comes
along that Trump said, I'll let you know.
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But like, it's never gonna fucking happen.
Like, I don't, you know what I mean?
Like I just I like the most. Powerful thing, Yeah, like
switching topics because it was really cute and really great,
but spice it up. How do you define cheating?
You either romantically or physically being involved with
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another person. Are they directing their love in
any way, shape or form towards anybody else?
Yeah. Doesn't matter how they're doing
it. If they're directing love that
should be towards you, towards anybody else, that's cheating.
Whether it's physical or emotional.
Yeah, it's just like verbal. Yeah, I don't I don't like I
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understand that like people havefriendships and people need to
lean on other people and this and that.
Whatever are they directing? The romance, the love, the
things that should be between you 2 anywhere else, not
depending on anybody else. You shouldn't even really.
I mean, obviously, like, you depend on your partner and,
like, you guys work together as a team and everything, but like,
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are you utilizing someone else for things in your relationship
that should be only specificallybetween you and your partner?
Yeah. Is the answer Yes.
Then you're cheating? Yeah.
I don't know how else to describe it.
You know what I mean? Like, yeah.
There you go. And everyone's different, but I
know that we both feel that. Yeah.
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I mean, like, yeah. Everyone has their own opinions,
but ours line up and I think that's part of the reason why we
work so well together. Yeah, I think that's just it.
Like whatever your views about what is cheating, they just have
to match up with whoever you're with and have that like
understanding and have that boundaries with each other.
Yeah, because if I viewed it as like, oh, it's when the penis
goes in, then like then obviously like we wouldn't work
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out well because I like could have, I could literally
emotionally be cheating on you. But if I don't see that as
cheating then. Yeah, don't let anybody make you
feel crazy for just something that you feel.
I have to pee again. I'm so sorry.
Are we doing the fingers? It's a lot.
Put a finger down and put a finger up.
And we're doing 5 fingers, firstone to have all down loses.
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For everybody that's watching audibly, listening, not
visually, yeah. Listening auditorily.
We will keep you posted on our, on our, on our.
Fingers for audio recorders we'll.
Tell you, yeah, we'll, we'll say.
We'll just say like. You're not missing anything.
Are you playing as well? Yeah.
Oh my God. OK, OK, Put a finger down.
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If you've done stand up. I can put a finger down.
I've done stand up. I have not put a finger down.
And let me tell you, nothing on fucking planet Earth is more
humbling than stand up comedy. Let me tell you they're not
fucking joking about it. Like it's like I was the class
clown growing up and like prettymuch in any room where I'm like
with people that I know, like I know how to get the giggles
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going. And it's like you take that
person that's been like quote UNquote, like living room funny
their whole lives. You know what I mean?
Like classroom funny, Co worker funny and like, Oh yeah, like
that's the token funny guy in the group.
Like throw him on a stage for stand up and that was me.
And you'll never feel more unfunny in your entire life.
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Like you're like having to make strangers who don't know you,
who don't owe you nothing. That's what I mean.
They're just going to stare at you and they're there to watch
people bomb as well. So it's like you really got to
do some funny shit to get some laughs.
And it took such a long time to even like, I mean, it took like
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literally two or three times to get like a genuine laugh, like a
full audience laugh. And most of the times it was
just like sympathy chuckles withsometime.
Well, no, yeah, like, yeah, but like maybe if.
You should. Emma, our lovely editor
producer, was looking to the cards and realized that it was a
lot of little, like G rated. Do you take your coffee without
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cream? We're going to restart.
Yes, I lost the last game. Keep your finger down.
Or should I just Yeah, keep your.
Finger down. Oh, no.
I thought I was going to get my finger back and we're going to
restart with a new set of cards.No, damn it.
OK. Put a finger down if you've
slept with someone within an hour of meeting them.
Ohh like meeting them in person,does that count?
(26:43):
No, I don't think. That's I think, yeah, yeah.
I think like just like initial meeting them.
In OK OK then. None.
I I. Haven't done that.
No, I've I've never done that. An hour.
I No, I'm dead. I don't.
Put a finger down there's. Like a maybe, but I'm gonna keep
my finger up. Put a finger down if someone has
photographed or painted a nude portrait of you.
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Oh, someone's taken a naked photo of me.
Yeah, I put a finger down. I got some Polaroids under the
Christmas tree one year. That's all I'll say anyways.
Of you? Yeah, someone took pictures of
you and gave them to you for Christmas.
I remember I came out Christmas morning one time and I just kind
of got under the tree and thought it was funny and got
some Oh. I thought you meant and I was
like got the pictures like givento you as a present that was
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sitting under the tree. No, like I literally.
Picture I get it now I. Get it was like in the morning
and you know, I just like there was a I remember this.
Oh my God. So there was a really large bow
and I was like, this is funny. And so I laid down under the
tree and I obviously used the bow as my undergarment.
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And then someone and then someone took some Polaroids and
so yeah, have some. We should do that this year.
Have some like. We could do one for all the
holidays. You get like a little Easter
egg. A little Easter egg.
No, I didn't. For Easter egg.
I go like, yeah, it was a huge ribbon.
That's what I needed to. And you go, we can get you a
little teeny tiny. Cup of Jelly Bean we.
Can get you a little grain of rice.
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So sorry. I'm so sorry.
That's so wonderful. For Chinese New Year.
We'll get you a little grain of rice and you can just yeah,
that'd be wonderful. You could hold like one of those
like Roman candles for New Year's.
Actually, no, I don't want to. I don't want to blow it off.
It would be fun. OK, so 2 sorry.
I have one down you have. Two and then did someone ever
paint you or draw you like Jack Dawson on the Titanic or no?
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I've drawn my own nudes but no one else ever has.
And then? Where are those?
I'm pretty sure I was underage, so I don't think you want to see
them. But then yeah, I've had other
people take pictures of me nakedjust.
You didn't like have a cell phone yet and you're like that
desperate. You just started like drawing
the nudes like a caveman. Were they like on the wall?
Like how did you? What do you mean the?
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Body is beautiful. I had nudes and I was like damn.
And then I was really into drawing at the time and I drew
myself because I thought it was a cool picture and like, I
didn't always have like reference photos to draw, so I
could kind of like create my ownanyway.
So the finger count for auditorylisteners.
I have two fingers down. I have one.
I have one. Do.
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You care to share? We were.
Roommates and I was long distance with my boyfriend
Julio, and I just had her help me.
Help me take some Polaroids, Yeah.
Nice. Put a finger down if you've
broken furniture while doing it.Let me tell you folks, beach
chairs, lawn furniture, it's notwhat it's all cracked up to be.
(29:36):
Mine. Was a bed a bed?
Like an actual bed? Yeah, like the wooden slots
under it. Yeah, yeah, Damn.
Yeah, yeah. And I think I broke one of my
headboards off a little bit one time.
The couch. Yeah, yeah, literally our old
couch. Yeah, our old couch.
Damn that thing was broken. EW, OK.
The old jungle gym am I? Did you?
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No, no no, I haven't broken furniture.
Put a finger down if you prefer doing it with the lights on.
I really don't care. Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I. Mean like.
Kind of apathetic about it, yeah.
Do you prefer to see me? Yeah.
Then put your finger down. I'm not.
Are you at 1:00? I'm at 1 already.
This is so. You didn't say Uno.
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Uno. OK, put a finger down if a
couple has asked you to have sexwith them.
Oh yeah. A few times.
I've had a three-way with a couple.
Really. Yes.
Yeah, it was. How'd it go?
It was great. It was in Chicago at
Lollapalooza. It was another content creator.
I'm obviously not going to say who.
Are they still together? No, but her and her boyfriend.
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Me and her were really good friends and they I actually had
a fight with my friend that night and then didn't want to be
with her. And so like they invited me to
their hotel room to like kind ofsave me a little bit.
And then we ended up all hookingup.
And then I also had there was one time in Vegas this like
middle-aged couple was like begging me to come back to their
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hotel room when I was like 21. And I was like.
You didn't, no. No, there was a restaurant in
Florida called Pineapple Willy'sand it was just like they had
live entertainment and it was just it's like a Sharky's like a
fat Tuesday's just like you knowwhat I mean?
Like AI see it, I see it random beach, whatever.
And then we were bowling, me andmy buddies, and it was like,
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loser has to get a tattoo. And for whatever reason, it was
like pineapple Willies. Like the pineapple with
sunglasses. Like there's, I don't know where
it came from. I don't know why I lost.
I'm a man of my word. And on my thigh I have a
pineapple willies tattoo logo. Like I'm just like a pineapple
with sunglasses. Being at the beach in Florida
year round in my my little shortshorts back when I was in real
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good shape walking around, you know, and yeah, I got asked a
few times, you know, they'd see the pineapple.
Literally had no idea that that's what that was at all in.
Yeah, I'm glad I have it where Ido have it.
Yeah. So if nobody's arm or.
Something nobody knows or is confused.
The pineapple. Yes, it's like a kind of symbol
of swingers. Yeah, like an upside down
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pineapple is. People go to grocery stores and
they put like a pineapple, like upside down, like it's.
Like or like on cruises and stuff, they'll get pineapple
magnets to put on their doors and put them all upside down or
be like, everyone's welcome herewith, like, pineapple, Yeah.
That's so great, yeah. It's not for me, but I mean it
seems like a fun community. For who?
Whoever is into that. Yeah, I know it's not for me
(32:33):
because I got offered and I justnever, never.
I did get. I got offered a three-way, you
told. Me about that.
I did and I I turned it down andI think I was offered it way too
soon in life because I was like,oh, like an I, I remember like
lovely girl and we were actuallylike fizzling out and like both
clearly knew that. And then she literally just kind
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of threw it out there was like, oh, by the way, like we were
thinking, I'm like, you would beperfect.
And then like I was like, you know what?
I don't think so. And in my brain I was like, if
this is already being offered tome, like I'll get it, surely
it'll happen again. And I it never happened again,
never happened again. And.
She was in a couple. No, it was.
Her and her friend. It was her and her friend.
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Yeah. And they're like, we talked
about doing it for so long. And like, since we're like going
our separate ways anyways, we'vetalked about you and like,
here's the picture of us. Like if you're cares about doing
it. And I remember just like sitting
there being like this is bound to happen again.
Never. Did Emma, have you ever been
asked? No, I don't think I've ever been
asked to have a threesome. Well, I'm sure you're wondering
(33:39):
why we invited you here tonight.God.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm.
Closed. We're closed off.
Yeah, Yeah, we have a back. Yeah, we don't have an HR
person. All my fingers are down though,
somehow. So yeah, Mario, I lost.
Lost or won, whichever way we want to look at it.
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I feel like it's a loss, you know what I mean?
I really do. I feel like if you are first to
have all your fingers down, it'san L.
Have you ever taken the rice purity test?
The what? What?
Really. What's that?
Oh, I'm so excited to tell you guys.
So the rice purity test, if you go online, it's a little website
and basically I think it's 100 questions and they're yes or no
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questions. Like have you done anal?
For example. And you either say yes or no.
And like every like yes removes a point from your score.
So the lower your score, the like more unpure you are.
So if you have like 100 points, then you're like pure.
And like if you have like 4 and there's like bestiality and like
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and like. So it's literally like how pure
of a person are you? And I can't remember, I think
the last time I did it, my scorewas like a 14 or something.
And I was like. I feel like there's some things,
like sexually, where you're justlike an automatic -2,000,065,
you know what I mean? Yeah, for well.
Yeah, but like, but I mean it, it's a that's why like if
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someone were to say like, Oh yeah, I took the rice purity
test and I got a two. It's like, I don't want to be.
Do you anywhere near you? Did you?
Take it. Do you remember your score?
I. Just said I think it was like
14. Oh what?
What? Yeah, I want to retake it.
But there's also ones like, likehard drugs.
Yeah. Like, and like other things like
that, like it's not or like haveyou like, stolen or like killed
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somebody or whatever? Like it's not just sexual.
Yeah, it's. Terrifying.
Yeah, yeah, I feel. Like.
Everybody should take. That test and wear the number
wherever. They go, that's such a Black
Mirror saying, Oh my God. Honestly, yeah.
Anyway, this was fun. This was really fun.
This was oh. My God, I feel like anytime that
either you come and visit us or we're in here in California, we
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will be doing this again. And yeah, I think every time we
do it, we should do the put a finger down because that was
fun. Yeah.
And I want to do it like I want to do it more, but we've already
been going for so long. I'm like, we don't have time
but. This is funny, thanks.
For letting me come on the pod. Yeah, we could not be happier
having you a part of our team. And yeah, it's.
And like, I please, please, please, please, everybody.
(36:08):
Like thank Emma. We love Emma.
We worship Emma. Like she's really made all this
possible. And we can't thank you enough.
Like truly we can't. And we appreciate you.
Yeah, I appreciate you guys. You guys are the best and so
sweet and I love I love our little team the same.
So much fun, so great. I'm so happy that that you're as
I'm amazing as you are and that we're so comfortable with you
(36:30):
and we talk to you and like, I know we both truly see you just
as like a friend, not as like right editor.
Yeah, right, Emma. Emma, we're friends.
Isn't that right? Tell everybody, Emma how
friendly and generous and nice. I love you, Emma, so much.
Thank you so much for being here.
I want you to have like a permanent spot on the podcast.
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Maybe someday our woman in the chair.
You know what I mean? Like with the mind like this is
so much fun. We.
Could always like come here oncea month.
This is literally like, I'm like, we're like.
Yeah, you come to LA, I come to bed episode, Yeah.
Yeah, we'll make it happen. But you guys will hopefully,
hopefully be seeing a lot more of Emma.
Thank you guys so much for watching, for listening.
We're having a blast. This is literally just, I don't
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Let us know your thoughts on everything and anything that we
talked about what our Netflix series would be called.
I mean, just like we, we love this.
(37:33):
Down in the comments. Yes.
How many fingers do you guys have?
Left. Oh, the code word today.
Let's let Emma do it. We gotta let Emma do it.
Yes, it could be anything, Emma.Don't overthink it.
Parrot Bay. Are you just looking at the
ball? I love that.
Perfect. I'm going.
To go take a shot of that. OK, yeah, but until next time,
(37:54):
make sure to. Follow us, we're pretty funny.
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