#27: Y'all's Calls: Conspiracies, Would You Rather, and Pick Up Lines

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And now, coming to the stage from the Pretty funny podcast
Bryn and Mario, it's like, I love your shirt, by the way.
Thank you so much Shrek. You like it in this hat?
I Mario, I have a proposition for you.

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If I can name more green characters than you, you have to
dress up as. Green.
Like, do they have to be like green or like are they known for
like wearing green? Does that make sense?
No, they have to be. Green.
They have to be like green, green.
Yeah. Green fur, green skin, just
predominantly green. I feel like you just want to

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paint me. Kinda.
Did you? See my shirt and start like
Googling green characters. Is this like?
Maybe. All right.
OK, Who goes first? You go first.
Sure, Shrek. The Grinch.
OK, Fiona. OK, kind of half the time, but
I'll take it. No, she's.
Prominently an ogre now. Jolly Green Giant.

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The Good Dinosaur. Oh, hold on.
Are you already? No, the hungry, hungry
Caterpillar. OK, the Hulk.
Oh, that's a good one. Oh shit.
Oh, no, hold on. Spartan.
The the the Spartan from Halo. He's always wearing a green
suit. He's all green.

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He has a yellow visor, but he wears green.
I'll give it to you, She Hulk. Oh, my God, Doctor Doom.
Does that count? He, like wears all green.
He's not. Green, we said.
Green skin or fur? OK, wow.
I feel like there's a million there's.
So many. Oh, no, no, no, I got this.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. What's the bad guy?
Oh, can you help me just with the name?

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I know what it No, no, no. I know his name and it's a good
one, but it's the bad guy in cars.
One with a car, he's green or something.
What's his name? It's like Kuchuga.
Kuchuga. It's like.
Yeah, I don't know his name. Can I?
No, you can't Google. OK, OK, OK, OK.
If I can name 2 right now, does that mean I win?

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Why am I just blinking? I don't even remember what ones
we said. Gamora.
Oh my God. Beast Boy.
Oh my God. Oh, you weren't Googling this?
So you're going to be green nextepisode?
What? I would.
Yeah, I'll dress up like Shrek. That'd be cool.
Can you actually? I'm not dressing up as.
Anything someone someone wants to get in my swamp.

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Okay, that's what you got way too excited.
Can you do you want me just likepaint my my Shrek.
I really am in my Shrek bod right now.
I got my like Grinch body just like paint myself green.
Oh, we'll we'll get you a looking like Shrek.
A lot of people like Shrek. There's like a whole community
of people. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
No, but like they really like Shrek.
Like they're actually into Shrek.

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You've seen Shrek is love. Shrek is life, right?
Of course, yes, yes. But I'm just saying like they
make, they make like molds of like ogre.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah?
Wait, you didn't know that? No what?
What does an ogre pee pee look like?

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Google it, we won't show it. Are you actually Googling it
right now? Oh my God it has the ears.
Roll the intro. Welcome back to the Pretty Funny

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podcast. I'm.
Brilliant. And I'm Mario.
Thanks for watching. Thanks for tuning in.
Thanks for listening. What?
Are we doing today? We are answering y'all's calls.
Wow, Doctor Seuss over here. Y'all's Calls.
Welcome to another episode of Y'all's Calls.
I mean, whoa, whoa, where does it come from?
How do I do it? Y'all's calls.

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I mean like most elementary schoolers know how to rhyme,
but. Yeah, thanks for your
overwhelming support, Prin. It has been a minute since we've
done some voice calls. I know they're my.
Favorite I'm so. Excited.
I feel like I haven't talked to you guys in forever, you know,
like if you're in the live premiere right now, that's
that's pretty much where you getthe most of me and we love
reading through your comments and everyone that's calling in

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and participating. Again, we just love you guys so
much and you guys have really made this so special and this is
so much fun and we cannot wait to get to your calls.
Literally, we want to talk abouta couple things real quick.
Yes, one that I literally just thought of today.
We went and did a little fall decor shopping, little
Halloween. Little fall haul.
Even though it's still August right now as we're filming this,

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but. I feel like, you know, when
summers come to a close, once you're like done with all your
summer activities, you know whatI mean?
It's just time to start embracing for fall.
I love fall so much. I love Halloween.
Oh yeah, the decorations also are like some of my favorite
because they're just so warm andcozy and it makes me want soup,

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and soup's like my favorite food.
Yeah, and I love how we're both festive.
I love decorating like I genuinely do, like I like going
to Michaels. We haven't gone to HomeGoods
together and I feel like we could really do some damage
there. Oh my God, our TJ Maxx.
Yeah, we need to get that littlepumpkin.
There's like a pumpkin cat house, Yes, that we really

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desperately need to get. Yes, But I brought this up to
say that probably by the next episode or maybe like 2 episodes
from now, we'll have some Halloween decor.
Oh yeah, Oh my God. Even though it's going to be
September. We are going to be decorating on
this podcast. Let me tell you, OK, if you're
watching, this is all going to change.

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This is all going to evolve throughout the year with the
seasons, with the holidays. And if it doesn't, it's because
we got lazy. Hot take what I think Halloween
and Christmas in my brain. First off, those are the those
are my top two favorite holidays, right?
That I look forward to every single year.
Those are the ones I go the hardest on by far.

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Always Halloween, always Christmas, and then
Thanksgiving. Love Thanksgiving.
I just like to eat. I hate the origin story, OK?
I just love the food. I just want to eat until I have
to fall asleep. I want to put myself in a coma.
I really, really do. Every dish has cream cheese in
it. Not every dish, but like there's

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a lot of cream cheese going down.
Yeah, on Thanksgiving. But like, I love.
Long story short, I love both holidays equally.
Christmas and Halloween every year.
One always defeats the other andit's just dependent on like what
goes down or how much I participate in the holiday or
decorate, you know what I mean? Like some years Halloweens are

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way better than Christmases, youknow what I mean?
And some Christmases, they're not, you know what I mean?
Like I just, I those are my top 2 and sometimes Halloween's even
better than Christmas. Like to me, you know what I
mean? Fortunately for me, I feel like
Halloween is always a bust. Like no matter how much it's
yeah, no matter how much I hype it up and like how much I get
excited for it, every time the actual date of Halloween comes

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around, it's a must. I lost my virginity on
Halloween. Oh.
You know that. On Halloween, Yeah, you went
trick or treating a little too hard that year.
No, I stayed home from school. You skipped school on Halloween.
Did you wear, like, costumes going to school?
School, Yeah. I don't think maybe.

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I don't think so. I did when I was in college.
But I dressed up. It was like a casual costume,
like I dressed up like Arthur the what is he, Aardvark?
Arthur. Yeah, like the yellow sweater.
Hey Jeans, what a wonderful timeof day I.
Dressed up as him. A chance to learn and play and
get along with each other. What we're like you're wait,
hold on. First off, I love how everyone

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listening, watching right now isprobably like she just said she
lost her Virginia on Halloween. Mario, why don't you ask about
that? You're literally me too.
But but like literally I'm like,oh so like, what do you guys
wear to school? And do you know about Arthur?
Where is your favorite show? I.
Don't need to tell it. So that's true.
OK. Yeah, we don't have to talk
about. Yeah, that's fine.
I do. I will say I almost want to hold

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off on talking about costumes and stuff until we're closer to
Halloween. OK, just know I'm beyond excited
about it. Oh, me too.
Oh my God. Like once Halloween and
Christmas rolls around, it's just Halloween music, Christmas
music. We're decorating.
We're getting the vibes Garice Everywhere we go, it's Salem.
Everywhere we go, it's spooky. You know what I mean?
Like, I want this place to not be a haunted house.

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I want it to be a haunted home. You know what?
I mean, Oh my God. What?
And. We'll.
We'll do scary ghost stories with people calling in.
Oh my God start thinking of Halloween prompts everyone
comment your favorite Halloween props especially for Halloween

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for Christmas. We we go hard during the holiday
seasons, whenever they are, we fully participate and it will
reflect in our podcast shows. Also, big announcement, your boy
going to film school. I've always wanted to be a
writer, a director, a producer and editor.
Just anywhere on a film set, I don't care.

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What are you most excited about with going to school again?
I really, really, really love writing and I've forgotten the
whole structure, the formatting,the everything, and I'm sure
it's all different now. And I just want to be able to
bring my thoughts and my visionsto life and be able to put them
to paper, be able to translate them to screen and like learning

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how to write screenplay and learning how to film and
learning how to do all that stuff, you know, like I'm, I'm
really excited. My goal?
Is proofreader. I will help you.
Out yeah, because you you did all the school.
I did a lot of college. Yeah, but like I'm just, I'm
excited. I'm hoping the next 10 years,
that's kind of what I'm dedicating my life to.
Like, you know, behind the scenes.
That's what I really want to do,you know, so I'm I'm excited.

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It's never too late to start anyjourney.
And I'm sure from, you know, time to time I'll be talking
about it on here how that's going.
But we're just applying right now and things are looking good
and I'm really excited. So yeah, no, I no, I think it's
going to be fun. I did always say that if you
went to film school that I was going to go to cosmetology
school, but. It's insane that you have to be.

(10:22):
Honest, I don't want to. I I feel like, I mean, I never
had any desire to go to school because I just joined, you know,
the military right after high school, as you guys know, or
yeah, you should know by now, I think, or if this is your first
episode. That's what I did anyways.
Hi, How you doing? Welcome.
I don't want to go back to school.
I did enough school. That's, I mean, like I didn't
really have any desire to go to school because all my dreams and

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things that I really wanted to do were like so whimsical,
fantastical and seemed so out oftouch and unreal and didn't
really have, you know, the the most support or you know, I
don't know. I just love movies and there's
so many good movies out right now.
Yeah. I feel like we've gone to more
movies this year, definitely. We've only been together for, I
mean, like this, like year two, Yeah, sorry, compared to seven

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months, a year and seven months.But like this last year, we've
been together, we've been to themovie theater I don't even know
how many times. Many and I love it.
It's like my favorite date. There's so many good horror
movies coming out and there are out right now, like Weapons and
Together. And yeah, Weapons was so good.
Weapons was like genuinely scary.
I do I will say I want to go seewhen the Oh my God, what's it

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called The Conjuring origins or whatever it is when that comes
out, I want to see it. I'm going to have to like sleep
with the light on. I can't do it so.
We're going to have to get like a night light.
Yeah, really. Something I don't know, or we're
going to have to. I don't know.
I don't know. I'm going to need something
that's going to comfort the fucking hell out.
Of me. Where were you when you watched
the first Conjuring? I don't remember.

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I remember that at Buddy's housewe have been long boarding all
night, just bombing hills. We rode into town and we got
some Slurpees at the 711 and then we rode back up.
It was just like a beautiful, you know, the summer night or
whatever the hell. It was just like fall.
Just ride around the long boards, Ding Dong, bitching
houses and drinking Slurpees andjust having a good time, you
know. And then we went back, went back

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to our buddy's house and they had The Conjuring Somehow, some
way we put it on. And I remember when it, when it,
well, I mean like I can't remember like if it was rented
or if it was on TV, but when it panned up to the top.
Oh, and it was on top of the like dresser thing.
When she was hitting her head onthe dresser and then she like
looks up and panned up to that thing of there.

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Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah Oh my God, you know what movie I absolutely love but
like, scares the ever living shit out of me?
Hereditary. Oh my God.
Such a good movie. Yeah.
So scary. Yeah.
So the Piano Wire. Oh my God.
And the scene where he's laying in bed.
Spoilers, Spoilers. Oh, and up in the corner, yeah,

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when she's up in the corner, she's like a.
Spider, you know what I mean? She's just hanging out like.
Whenever there's demons or ghosts or things in the corner,
like post it up. Like that is my least favorite
thing. You might notice sometimes, like
even now to this day when I'm going to sleep, I'll kind of do
a little like. Yeah.
Around the room because also insidious.

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Oh, sinister, sinister. You didn't even finish this
year. No, we.
Literally skipped through it because I couldn't do it.
Yeah, Sinister is wild. Anyways, those OK, we're getting
wait, wow, a lot of good movies out right now.
Let's get to the voice memos. Comment your guys's favorite
scary movies. Comment what you guys are
looking forward to this holiday season prompts you like us to
talk about what you've been up to.

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If you guys are going to school,what are you going to school
for? What are your goals?
What are your dreams? Just let us know.
We want to know, and we're aboutto get to know you guys real
good right here because we got all these voice memos that Emma,
our lovely editor, put together and we're going to get into it.
There's no overarching theme, they just are.
We just had people call in and we're just responding to some of

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Emma's pics. Yeah, y'all's calls.
First one. Here we go.
Let's go. Hi guys, so I'm just sending in
a voice memo in regards to the best pick up lines prompt.
So the pick up line that actually worked on my boyfriend
was I'm really good with numbers, give me yours and

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you'll find out. And he sent me his number and
we've been dating for over a year and a half now.
Thanks. Guys love you.
Honestly a bar, especially if you were like a math teacher.
You're a math teacher. Yeah, well, I'm also, I was
going to be a math teacher, so Ifor sure would have used.
That so like I should be like laying some, you know, some

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theorems on you, like just hit you with some the opposite of b
^2 ± sqrt 4 AC all over 2A you like that a ^2 + b ^2 = = C ^2.
Do you like that? No, I, I.
Do you want to watch Goodwill Hunting?
I did not become a math teacher because I didn't.
Go ahead, ask me any single digit multiplication problem.

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Watch, watch how quick. Go ahead, quick go.
Oh. Jesus Christ.
OK 8 * 7. 72. No. 8 * 756 why did I say 72?
I was testing you 56. OK 5 * 6. 30. 6 * 9. 54.

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Pretty good. Oh damn, I bet it's just
throbbing. What's your favorite?
What's you know what? What's your favorite pick up
line? My favorite?
I haven't. Yeah.
I don't think anyone has literally ever used a pick up
line on. Me.
I did. 1st. DM in person.
Does that count? Kinda, yeah, I said.

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I come bearing gifts, the gift of falling in love and getting
married. Well, yeah, that was a pick up
line. No, that was a good line.
Thank you. I mean it worked so.
What was your best like pick up line ever that someone like laid
on you like in person in reality?
I don't know if I ever had any laid on me that were really
good. I just that was my go to one.

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The one that I used on you. I would use all the times in the
clubs. I would literally walk up to
people and be like, you want to get married?
You'd walk up to people in the clubs and ask them if they want
to get married. Yeah, OK, so hold on.
I'm at the club right now. Oh.
Cosmo Cosmo's at the. Club with you OK, we're.
OK, so I'm at the club with my boy Cosmo.
Hey, you look good bro. What?

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Hey. What's up?
How you doing? Do you want to get married?
Sure. Hell yeah.
Cool. And that was that.
And now you're at my house with me.
That's it. Yeah.
And it would work. Wait, no, I'm being like dead
serious. Did you actually like say that
to a man? And then the multiple.
Why do you think I used it with you?

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I feel like a hot woman could just walk up to a dude and then,
like punch herself in the face and like shit on the floor and
he'd be like, come over and he'dbe like, OK, oh.
My God, I feel. Like.
You and it would work. Oh for sure.
If you walked up to me at the club and literally did anything
and then just said come with me,for sure, you walk up to me, you

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just slapped me across the face.We have gotten way too
comfortable though with me pooping you literally today I
was well it's like just standinglike 2 feet away from me just
hanging out. Well, we were talking and you're
full on engaged talking to me aswell and like I'm just kind of
following you and and like as you're just maintaining eye
contact. I don't know how you do it.

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You're just like literally walking around, looking right at
me, just going through doorways and veering through hallways and
pulling your pants down, sittingdown, pooping, wiping.
I don't even think you checked. You just.
Had to do it. I had to do it like, like, you
know, to the back a little bit, like a little.
How many wipes does it usually take?

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I normally do like two or three toilet papers until it's.
Two or three toilet papers. Like two or three rounds of
toilet paper. OK.
Until it's there's nothing and then a wet wipe.
But like do you scrunch it? Do you fold it?
Do you pull off like 3 and like it's only?
About like 4 squares 3. Or 4 squares I think.
And it's kind of like an accordion, OK.

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Fold. Yeah.
And then I do that and sometimesI fold that in half and go back
in. Sometimes.
Yeah, I don't always. Depends on how gross it is.
Yeah, you should see me wiping because I'll wipe and then I
fold it and I think I fold it atleast 12 times and I get a good
wipe out of each fold. Wait, are you just folding with
like a little nugget? Yeah, I just, well, you know,
like you wipe and then you fold it over and then you wipe and

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then you fold it over and then you wipe and then you fold it
over. No, you know what?
I'm talking about. I do that maybe once.
Really. Yeah, Nah.
I do like at least 3-4 times. Maybe even 5 if I have like
acrylics or not. I don't do acrylics, but like,
especially if I have nails. Oh yeah, yeah.
It gets harder to like, Yeah. Every single person you run into
when you have your nails, how doyou sleep with those?

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But like no, like the real though, like how do you wait?
What did you say that? No.
Did you show someone? No.
Mario. So there I was.
Bend over and show ya OK next one, hey?
Brennan Mario. My name is Danielle.
I live in the middle of nowhere Midwest and I was wondering what
your favorite type of pasta is? Personally I'm a Rigatoni person

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but I don't know I was just curious like what's your
favorite shape of pasta and why?Thank you.
Bye. Fuck I.
Fucking love that so much Rigatoni.
Solid choice. I love that so much.
What a great question. Oh my God.
Actually, hold on, I'm locked in.
Are you looking in? How are you doing?

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I am looking in I can tell you my least favorite Campanelle.
I love Rigatoni. When it's like the tube with
like the vodka sauce because. Rigatoni is the tube.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right.
Normally it's penne for like vodka sauce.
I know. But I just like it when it's
like those fat tubes or like, you know, or like Rigatoni with
like almost like what you'd put in spaghetti.

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I like with Rigatoni. I do like penne.
I like the macaroni shells. Penne me too.
What's that from? Sorry I think I'm delusional.
I don't like campanelle because the inside never gets as cooked
as the outside so then it's likeyou have al dente and like also
kind of hard sometimes and then it's just flimsy falling apart
on the edges. Not great.

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I also don't really like Angel hair, it's too skinny.
What's the one? Hold on.
It's like Ozempic pasta and I don't like it.
Angel hair. Yeah.
Can I get the Ozem pick please? The Ozem pick.
Carbs. Can I get the Ozem pasta please?
The azem pasta. I do like shells.
I love shells. I love shells, I love bow tie, I

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love elbow. I don't like.
Alfredo. For the same reason as the
Campanelli. Carbonara.
Is that a type of noodle? No, carbonara is a pasta.
Oh, I like fettuccine noodles. Well, I love fettuccine.
Well, I said Alfredo too. I'm the worst Italian of all.
Time. Oh my God, what is your?
Favorite pasta sauce? I love vodka sauce.
Me too. Oh my God, vodka sauce with
literally anything. Like the creamiest vodka sauce.

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Oh my God. There's some spicy shrimp.
OK, next one. Comment your guys's favorite.
Favorite. Pasta, Pasta.
You're an impasta. OK, we'll do the next one.
Hey guys, I absolutely love yourpodcast.

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I think you guys are hilarious. I watch you every week while I
charge my car. This is a would you rather?
Would you rather your partner bea hardcore religious?
Where they pray and they preach to you and all that kind of

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stuff. Or would you rather your partner
be vegan, and I mean Vegan teacher vegan?
Where they will criticize everything that you eat every
day. That is that's my would you

(22:33):
rather. Thanks guys.
I love you both. We love you too.
Sorry that was so funny. I would.
Rather single. I would rather not do either of
those things. What do you mean?
I think that God oh religion or vegan.
I mean like I wouldn't mind someone being vegan or.
I wouldn't mind being. Any extreme is not my fave.

(22:56):
Yeah, what are you like, what are they practicing?
Probably vegan though because. What?
No, I'm not giving you're. The one with the religious.
Yeah, I'll eat bacon. They you don't have to give up
meat. I thought the vegan.
No, they'll just. Shame you?
What was even the? Would you rather?
Would you rather be with someonewho's extremely religious?

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OK. Preaches you all the time, prays
all the time. Like super, all that.
Is it like a Jedi? Like, you know, like a is it a
cool religion? Like no.
Oh. Was it wasn't?
No. Go ahead.
Name. Bad Religion, Bryn.
I feel like being with anyone who really like forces whatever
beliefs they might have on you and doesn't hear you out and

(23:39):
allow you to be your own person,why would you be with them?
Yeah, but if I had to choose, I'd probably choose vegan.
But like, no, because my makeup.Wait, you can't use makeup if
you're vegan? I don't know, I feel like some
makeup probably isn't vegan maybe.
Why are you eating makeup? You're not, but it's using
animal products, which I don't know if makeup has animal.

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Animal. Well, don't they like test it on
animals? I'd be more upset about that.
Does makeup have? Yes.
Some makeup products contain animal derived ingredients.
These ingredients are often usedfor various purposes such as
added color, texture, shine to the product.
Damn. Yeah.
Like I know that some lipsticks and stuff, there's like a red
pigment that comes from something.
So like if you're vegan, you don't do anything that has any

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sort of animal or living creature or anything.
Yeah, even like beeswax, like a lot of vegans don't use like
honey or things that are derivedfrom bees.
Oh well, I like knew that. I don't know why acting like.
Oh my God, I wouldn't be able tohave my my extensions because
they're keratin. It's just too much to keep track
of. Oh, God, I don't know what I

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would do. Yeah, I don't think I could do
any of it. I don't want to do either of it
I. Don't either, but that's like a
really bad answer to it. Would you rather?
I don't know, I got. I don't have a problem with
anybody eating a certain way or,you know, praying a certain way
or doing whatever they want to do, you know, But I'd, I'm
probably going to be eating someCane's chicken while, you know,
someone's shaking up their enemyin a jar, practicing some

(25:05):
voodoo, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you know. My whole thing is like, I don't
care what other people do as long as it's not harming other
people. Yeah, yeah.
And I feel like if you were likesuper preachy about it, whether
it's religion or veganism, and you were trying to enforce it
upon me and like, judge me for it, then that's like, then
that's exactly what I don't likeabout things.

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Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to get
comfortable. I've never sat this way.
Can vegans have pets? Yeah.
Vegans can have pets. Of course.
So they can like, you know, holdan animal hostage for life.
They're. Not holding it hostage.
Pretty much what having a pet islike stealing.
Cosmo. Smokes would be dead if I didn't
have them. Well, no, I know some of them

(25:50):
come from orphanages, Yeah. Or, as some would call, you
know, the petting zoo. Well also like some of them are
in kill shelters and stuff so like they're directly saving
animals by taking them in. Or like the upsetting zoo, am I
right? I'm just going to How did we
get? Here, I don't know.
I'm going to go to the next one,OK?

(26:14):
Hi Ben and Mario, this is TaylorCalling from Australia.
Big time. Long time fan of both of you.
So my question kind of goes in with the whole childhood
nostalgia thing. I've been asking this question
to a lot of people recently. It's really cool to see people's
answers. But basically, say you're, I
don't know, on a desert island. You're locked up in a prison

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cell. Whatever spot of.
Situation. But you have no entertainment.
You got no books, no TV, no windows, nothing, right?
What movie from your childhood good could you sit there and
watch beginning to end just frommemory?
Mine is the SpongeBob SquarePants movie from 2004.
I can quote every single line from that film.

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If you haven't watched it recently, go back and watch it.
11 out of 10 film. But what film could you guys
watch just from memory in your mind?
OK, bye. Oh my God, I have to say this
real quick. 2004 First off, saw the SpongeBob movie.
Love the SpongeBob movie. I was nine years old when The
SpongeBob movie dropped in 2004.Let me pull this up.

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I feel like it takes a certain kind of person to like, be able
to remember things like that, and I am not one of them,
although I wish I could be. But I think that the closest,
the closest I could get would beThe Little Mermaid.
The Little Mermaid. Yeah, I think a movie from my
childhood that I could do from memory.
I watched The Sandlot in Old Yeller, Bug's Life, Toy Story.
I mean, like all the classic Shrek.

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I watched Shrek I don't know howmany times. 2004, This is what I
wanted to pull up. This is all the movies that came
out in 2004. I'm just going to list a few
because I was nine years old. You want to know why I'm so into
movies? When I was nine years old, I
went to the theater and saw pretty much all of these.
OK Shrek 2 Spider Man 2, Harry Potter.

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Prisoner of Azkaban, arguably mypersonal favorite book and
movie. Like no I like loved prisoner of
Azkaban. I was obsessed.
Oh my God I watched it so many times.
The Incredibles. Oh, that's another one.
Shark Tale. The Polar Shark.
Tale no. Actual treasure?
Hold on, there's way more. I, Robot Troy, Meet the Fockers,

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The Lord of the Rings, Return ofthe King 51st dates Van Helsing,
which I've already ranted about.Universal.
I wish you would have made 12 Van Helsing movies with Hugh
Jackman. Like the same amount of movies
they made Wolverine with you Jackman.
I wish they would have done thatwith Van Helsing.
The Village, Dodgeball, The Grudge, Ocean's 12, The Grudge,

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Starsky and Hutch. Along Came Polly, Mean Girls,
The Princess Diaries 2, Scooby-doo 2A Series of
Unfortunate Events, Anchorman. A series of Unfortunate events I
loved. The Notebook.
Alien VS Predator. Man on Fire.
The Terminal. Garfield.
The Movie. Christmas with the Cranks.

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White Chicks. Hildago.
Oh my God, I could also do like the Grinch.
Oh my God, what's this hold on kill Bill volume to I could keep
going miracle. I mean like literally Hellboy
big fish. Oh my God, I love big.
Have you never seen big fish? No love big fish.
I can keep going, but 2004 nine years old.
That's why I'm so obsessed with movies because I remember this

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year. I remember seeing Hildago.
If you have not in Hidalgo, Oh my God.
Wait, so what's your movie? One movie.
Like from my childhood that I could, I could just.
Play in your brain. Start finish.
Sandlot for sure. OK, that's a good answer.
That's like the first one that came to my brain.
I just watched it so many times.I mean, I was like, we played
wiffle ball and we like rode ourbikes just like Stranger Things

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down to the baseball field. The really shitty Rundown 1 was
a couple miles away down by the river and then we we played
baseball and stuff. I need to rewatch Sandla.
I know I watched it as a kid butI don't like remember Zeho
Singh. Yeah, Viggo Mortensen, 2004,
Dropped Hill Doggo, the cross country horse racing movie

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biopic, really, really good. I remember watching that in
theaters and Lord of the Rings, Return of the King, that was
like a huge year. And I like, I wanted to be him
so bad. And you know, it's something I
realized what I had a huge crushon Ayoin of Rivendell.
The elf? Yeah, the one you sent.
You literally sent me a. Video for Liv Tyler.

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You know what I'm talking about.Like, yeah, yeah.
Literally. Like, can we get a close up on
Bryn? Like, my dream growing up, I
would watch that movie over and over again.
And I wanted to be Aragorn so badly.
I feel like every kid on the playground, you know, like,
seriously, we would, like, gather together with our sticks.

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I want to be legless. I want to be Aragorn.
I want to be like everyone, like, you know, yeah, like,
fighting over who can they be and like, running around the
woods fighting and like, Oh my God.
Like I just to be a kid again. I would never choose characters
like that. It was more just like we would
play house and I was always the dad.
You're always the dad. Yeah.
Oh. Which I don't know what that

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means. I was always the dad.
Doesn't doesn't have to mean anything.
I'm just saying I was always like, yeah, I'll be the, I'll be
the father figure here. Whoa, you'll be a little
dominant. Honestly, yeah, next one.
Comment your guys's childhood movies.
Oh my God, Old Yeller too was the same here.
Yeller. I've never seen Old Yeller.

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Comeback Yeller? Really.
Yeah, I've seen. What's it called?
Homebound or. Homeward bound?
Oh, that was another one. I only watched that because one
of my old friends was like obsessed with it.
Oh, it's so good. Did you watch both of them?
No, Prin got me Avhs player. If you guys saw from the, you
know, the birthday man hauls that we did a little bonus

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episode on YouTube if you haven't seen it yet.
But you got me Avhs player and DVD player.
And we do. And I like definitely need it
hooked up for the holiday seasonbecause I got every scary movie.
I got every Christmas movie. That $5 movie bin.
Oh my God. Oh, yeah, I remember being a kid
at Blockbuster or like at Safeway, if you know, you know,

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or like, you know, the grocery store in the movie section.
Yeah. And like when my mom was
checking out, I was like, run over there and just like, look
through the movies. Like, look through the rated R
movies. I remember the ghost ship, like
the cover of the movies. Yeah.
You know, like, you didn't even know what the movies were like.
Now people just scroll, you know, through the pictures of
the streaming services. Yeah.
And see the little videos but like.
You used to have to do that by hand.

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But you like walk and you read. Back in our days.
Yeah, Sandlot final answer comment your ISIS childhood
movies that you do. I just that was that was like my
go to was either old yell or sand laughter, bugs live or any
of the toy stories. Or. 500 other VHS things, but I
got what do I need to watch because I have all the movies
during the holiday season. Yeah.
Hey, Mario. Hey, Brynn.

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Love you guys. I wanted to send a conspiracy
theory y'all's way. I'm dating a former Mormon woman
and she introduced me to Latter Day Saints Bigfoot, where they
believe Bigfoot is Cain from theBible, but he's been cursed

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because of his crimes to walk the earth forever as a hairy man
isolated from society. I would love to hear what you
guys think about that. Love hearing from you guys so.
My thing, my take is that a whole bunch of very religious
Mormons in the 1980s, because I did just Google really quick

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when there was a whole bunch of Bigfoot sightings quote, UN
quote in Utah. They immediately just blamed it
on religion and found a way to like fit that into.
Their they're like, oh, that's Cain.
Yeah, they were just. Picked like because Cain killed
here's a religious that was likethe first right That was like
Cain killed Abel. I have no idea.
I think it was Cain and Abel. They were the brothers Adam and
Eve's kids. One killed the other.

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I'm sure Cain Cain was the one that killed Abel and that's
they're like, that's who Bigfootis, which is Speaking of which.
Go ahead, zoom in on my My Coaster right there, can you?
See that? I don't really know if that's I
don't believe that one bit. No, not even a little.
Bit No, not even at all. Yeah, I think it's just that
they were like, let's make this religious.
Like there's this creature that people keep seeing like ours

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claimed. Here's here's an explanation for
it. Did you ever like I don't see a
UFO or like think that you saw like a Bigfoot or something
supernatural growing up that you've never been able to
explain? No, we were on a bike ride once
and we saw like, which is funny to think and thinking back to it
right now, just like a drone would look, you know what I
mean? Now like flying around like that

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with like the green or the red blinky dot or whatever and just
moving like that. Time Traveler.
I don't know, but I remember being a kid and we were at the
end of the road and we all saw it.
We're on our bikes just riding around and we just saw something
kind of moving like that in the sky out of the ordinary.
And like it just flew off and had like multiple blinky lights
and kind of thinking back on it like a drone.

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But like we were kids, you know what I mean?
And so like, I don't even think people had drones back then like
that that could move like that in the.
Government did. Nobody in my neighborhood had
one, would have had one, or I don't, I don't know.
I don't think I ever. I wonder how close my friend
grew up growing up, came to becoming, you know, like
stranger things. At any point, if there was like

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any, you know, if we would have just went like a certain way
down a certain path just on one of our adventures, maybe we
would have stumbled upon something supernatural.
Did we ever find out what happened with those like giant
60 foot alien things that were in like Miami or wherever?
What? I thought they were here in
Vegas. No party in the city where they

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heat his own. Yeah, 10 foot alien at Miami
Mall. What?
And this was like a whole thing.I remember the clowns.
I remember there was aliens. Here in the Vegas clowns.
Oh my God. So when I was in college, my
freshman year, I was in the dorms in fair, the Fair Haven
dorms in Western Washington University.
So like. Washington State.
Yes, in Washington state, at theuniversity, it's like right near

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the border. Which is the Pacific Northwest
for all our international listeners and watchers.
Yes picture like Twilight yes, those forests, those woods
that's. Literally.
Exactly where I went to college.Picture of brain.
Just running through the woods. No, so I remember in college one
day me and my roommate and my best friend, like we went into

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the woods. There was like a little like
almost like a little mini hike thing.
Like I literally had to walk through the woods to get to
class. We went and we were smoking and
it was like late at night, it was dark, whatever.
And it was in 2016 when all the clown things were happening.
We walked back to our dorm. Literally as we were getting
into our dorm we got like a notification from like the
campus, whatever that like therewas one of the clowns on the

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loose like right outside our dorm walking around and that we
should stay indoors. Nope.
And we had just smoked like so much weed and I was freaking
out. EW, no.
No, no thanks. No.
Yeah, they were like Fair Haven dorm specifically, like whatever
it was, like South Campus or whatever the fuck.
They were like be on high alert.Have you ever done?

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That I was like, I just got backin from the forest.
Oh. My God, yeah.
Like Pennywise literally EW terrifying.
EW EW EW EW. It's so scary.
Have you ever gone like ghost hunting or like tried to like
summon? No, no.
And I don't want to. I've gone.
I don't even want to talk about it.
I want to so badly I'm. Literally like I'm.
Not I keep mentioning it over and over again.
I. Don't even want to talk about.
It don't watch like Sam and Colby and stuff.

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And like, I'm, I'm just saying we got, there's one time we went
and there's this abandoned hospital and we went down into
the basement. I'm not even exaggerating.
And we went down to the basementand we had this app.
It's on airplane mode and it's like this app that like can cure
whatever realm or some sort of frequency, whatever it is.

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And we're down there and it starts picking up stuff and just
kind of generating random words.And we're just like staying in
the dark in this like, pink gross basement of this supposed
abandoned hospital. I hate.
This and it like literally, it said some really weird word and
I can't remember what the word was.
Of course it was like borderlineLatin, you know what I mean?

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It was like really old. And we looked it up when we got
back and it meant pipes and we were in the irrigation room of
the basement. So it was like some old like,
you know, like I don't even knowVictorian 1900s, eighteen
hundreds, 1800s for sure. Word.

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Did I ever tell you about the abandoned house that was near
where I lived growing up? We would, like, walk into it and
it was literally about to, like,cave in on itself, but we would,
like, go inside. It was one of those where the
bottom floor was like a restaurant, I think.
Yeah. And then the top floor was like
where they would live. And we, me and my friends, would
like, just go check it out. And then, lo and behold, like

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the same year that we started doing that, it collapsed.
And I'm very happy that it's notwhile we were inside of it.
My God, Yeah. Hello, my name is Destiny I
found you guys a couple months ago and ever since I've just
been joyous because I love your content, especially the realness
and the rawness and just the funny bits that Mario make

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sometimes. Burns makeup videos, Love them,
love them. Love the what was it caller me
Mondays. I think as a young person, I'm
16. As someone nearing adult life,
what is your advice? Whether it be life, dating,
academic, anything you wish you knew when you were my age or you
wish someone would have told youbefore you jumped into taxes?

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Thank you for listening. I love you guys, hope you have a
good day. I think one of my best pieces of
advice that I could give is thateverybody is too wrapped up in
their own heads and their own shit and their own lives to
truly give a fuck about what you're doing.
So like, like for me, I've struggled a lot with social

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anxiety and things like that. And that's something that I've
really had to learn in my mid tolate 20s is that, like,
everyone's too focused on their own shit to really care if you
up a little bit. You know what I mean?
Like, if you were to trip and fall in public, like, everyone's
going to forget about that. Or maybe they go home and they
laugh about it with their friends.
And like, you know what? Honestly, you're creating joy

(40:41):
for them, so that's fine. But it's like they all care
about themselves way too much totruly give a fuck about you.
Oh yeah. And just try to do everything
like truly out of the goodness of your own heart.
Literally the quicker you can beunapologetically yourself and
figure out what your passions are.
The only way to find your passions is to just whatever

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makes you happy. Pursue it, and then just see
wherever it leads. And it may change, it may ebb,
it may flow. At the end of the day, what you
mean to yourself is most important.
Thank you and no problem. The most powerful words in the
world. Thank you and no problem.
Yes, Yep, OK on it. Thank you.
No problem. Like get used to get used to

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saying that and get used to hustling like like quickly.
And not trying to like throw toomany things at you because
there's a lot to remember, but like, try really hard to
surround yourself with people who genuinely want the best for
you. And that can be really, really,
really, really, really difficultto tell.
And you're probably going to have friendships or
relationships along the way where you find out that they

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didn't really actually care about you or want what's best
for you. But try to be as in tune with
that as you can. Also another one really quick
before we change the batteries in our camera.
Get a therapist. Hi Brian.
Hi Mario. I just want to say thank you
guys so much. I'm currently on a car ride from
Detroit all the way up to Upper Peninsula.

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I surprised my dad for his 70th birthday and it is a long drive
but I just finished up episode 21 and the entire time I was
just giggling and laughing alongwith you guys.
So grateful for you keeping me awake during this car ride and
this journey that I had. Quickest trip I ever had to go

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visit my parents but you guys made it so much easier.
I was so glad that I stopped crowds and episodes to listen
to. So thank you for all that you
guys do and just being who you are.
That's so sweet, yeah. My voice.
We go on a lot of Rd. trips and like honestly, picking a podcast
sometimes can be the hardest struggle of them all.

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So like, it's really cool to know that we were that for you.
Oh my God, yeah, yeah, that makes me so happy.
It makes me really happy. No, because like we literally I
think I've we've put 20,000 miles on my.
Drunk, at least. Yeah, I'm sorry.
We've driven up the coast I don't know how many times.
We've just driven everywhere. I don't know what the deal is.

(43:06):
I love it just so much driving and like the podcast is so
essential. Oh yeah, for those drives.
Yeah, cuz music gets old real quick.
Once it's over an hour, that's when like podcasts gotta get
involved. I think when we're in the two
hour range on a car ride and if you obviously have that podcast
you love listening to, then you need to catch up on that.
One was very sweet, yes. OK.

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Hi, Bren. Hi, Mario.
My name is Lindsay from Florida.I just first want to say I just
love you guys so much. I've been following you guys on
social media for as long as I can remember, and I now listen
to your podcast every week when I have to drive places for work.
So it's just like sitting with some of my friends and just
listening to you guys talk. It just is very comforting.

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And you guys just make me laugh hysterically.
So you guys were talking about childhood nostalgia or like what
marks, you know, different areasof life.
And I've been having this conversation quite a bit
recently with some of my friends, and we always end up
talking about Myspace and how iconic Myspace was growing up.
So for reference, I'm 32, so Myspace was a big part of my

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middle school era. And the top eight in the
chokehold, the top hate, the tophate the top eight had on
everybody. And the weight that everyone put
on where you were and where yourfriendship lied on that.
And then like your song and the customization and all of us like
12 year olds out here doing coding on Myspace and the blog

(44:35):
post that you would post that had like questionnaires.
And it was just, it was an era. And Facebook could never,
Instagram could never. Snapchat could never.
Myspace was its own iconic thing.
And I really long for the feeling that customizing my own
Myspace page and picking the song when you clicked on my

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page, like I long for that feeling again.
And I don't think we'll ever getthat as a generation.
So my question for you guys is, what was your songs on Myspace?
If you had a Myspace or and whatever, if you had a Myspace
today, what would your songs be?Anyway, have a great day.
Love you guys. I have so much to say about

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this. I love this so much.
Thank you so much for calling in.
What a great, great prompt. Great question.
I had a Myspace and actually, ifsomeone out there could help me
out with this, I don't know my login for it.
I had one. I was very active on it when I
was in like middle school. Yeah, I was in middle school.

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And there's a video of me lip syncing Ice Ice baby on Myspace
somewhere as like a 6th, 7th, 8th grader with like aviators.
And it like got around like my hometown, Like people from the
other middle school knew me fromthat video.

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They like, were like, oh, I saw that video of you lip syncing
ice ice baby with a Mountain Dewshirt on, I think.
And like aviators as like a 7th grader on my mom's digital
camera. I like threw it up there.
That was like the only social media I had because we had the
IM didn't have texting or anything.
You just like go to the computerafter school.

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Yeah, I didn't have any of this,by the way, really have a
Myspace. Never did.
I am. I think this, I think I had T
pain. Oh, I know I had T pain.
Oh, yeah, on my it was either like kiss, kiss or bartender or
get low or it was like Black Eyed Peas for sure.
It was like I I was now, now what?
What I put on there. Oh, I've been on a John Williams

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kick, you have. Some some film.
I can't stop listening to movie scores.
I can't. I'm addicted.
Like listening to movie scores while you're like, working out,
while you're gaming, while you're doing chores, while
you're doing anything, while you're driving.
Just make something. Like more intense?
Oh my God, I love it so much. It's just like literally
background music to your life, and it gives you the nostalgia

(47:04):
of like, remembering what movie it's from and like John
Williams. Oh my God, Real quick.
I know there's been a lot of lists.
I will say I think that my Myspace song right now would be
Von Dutch by Charli XCX. It's OK to just.
Oh my God, yeah, you could pick like two or three if I remember
correctly. OK, so if you have any, I don't

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know why I thought of Rockstar by Hannah Montana.
Because I'm. Really, I'm a Rockstar.
I really AM. A yeah, John Williams.
I mean, like Hans Zimmer, John Williams, Danny Elfman, you
know, composers, these guys. We were talking about this the
other day. Smokes is in the house.

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I'm sorry. Oh, no, I'm so sorry.
No, he really thinks I have a treat right now because I just
clicked. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to away from me. Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
But John Williams listening to Across the Stars and all the
Star Wars music and like he did Jurassic Park, he did Harry
Potter, he did Star Wars, he didJaws, Indiana Jones, like John

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Williams, if you've heard it, ifit's an iconic theme, he
probably did it. Probably him and Hans Zimmer.
He's done a lot of like Christopher Nolan stuff and
whatever. But like just listening to, you
know, these composers, it's, it's addicting.
I swear. Like once you start listening to
like film scores and soundtracksand stuff, like it's, it's so

(48:28):
much fun. Oh my God.
So you would have one of those, Would you have any like modern
music, like maybe Passion by Milky Chance or?
Oh my God, what's that? One that you were playing
yesterday, the. Tame Impala I've been just going
crazy with for whatever reason. Oh I would also love to have
some scissor maybe on mine. Oh yeah, Kendrick.
I can't stop listening to Kendrick.
Oh yeah. I remember I was just so

(48:49):
obsessed with J. Cole when Force Hill Dr. came
out. J.
Cole. Oh my God.
Like I have it on vinyl. Like this was one of my favorite
rap albums and it was so good. And then obviously Kendrick was
dropping something. Whatever.
But like, I don't know. Kendrick just never, never.
So if I could choose one person to come out with a new album,

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Frank Ocean? Oh yeah, love to see Tyler, The
Creator. Mac Miller.
Oh yeah, recipes I. Know Sabrina Carpenter comes out
with an album this week as we're.
Filming Tyler, The Creator, though.
Yeah, you just dropped that. Oh yeah, I need sugar around my
tongue. Tongue, tongue.
Your body is so. Sweet, sweet, sweet.

(49:33):
Invite me if you. Come, come.
I don't know, E Oh my God. Next one.
Yes, we shall go to the next one.
Yes to the. Next one, yes.
Hi guys, So my name is Ashley, I'm from Kentucky.
I watch you guys every week. That's your podcast is what gets

(49:56):
me through getting ready in the morning on Wednesdays and on my
way to work. So I've been waiting to find a
prompt to send you guys a littlevoice message with.
And the conspiracy theory one hit real hard when I was
listening to it. So this isn't something that I
believe in. It is something that one of my
Co workers brought to me. We were just talking about like

(50:19):
dieting and like how he was making like grilled chicken and
stuff like that. And I was talking like seasoning
it. And he said something about
salt. And I was like, yeah, I have
like the pink Himalayan salt in like my salt grinder at home.
And he told me that he won't eatpink Himalayan salt.
And I asked him why, and he toldme that he believes that pink

(50:43):
Himalayan salt is petrified giant's blood and that the
mountains and things used to be like giants that were like
turned into these giant fossils,and that it's not actually like
pink Himalayan salt. It's just where their blood
seeped into the ground. And that's what it really is.
I didn't engage much more in that conversation.

(51:05):
I was kind of like, oh, that's really interesting.
And then was like, I don't really understand, but like, OK,
So what are your opinions on that, if you have any?
That's probably one of the craziest ones that I've ever
heard. So but so happy to leave you
guys a voice message. I love you both so much.

(51:26):
Bye. Bye.
Hi. Thank you.
So much Ashley, social media users do claim that these there
is evidence that Himalayan salt is the petrified blood of
ancient giants. Yeah, but there's no actual
evidence for that at all. The color of the salt is due to

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trace amounts of minerals. Interesting.
That is crazy. I've never heard of that.
No, you've seen like the Giants,right?
Blood is brown when it dries. But like, Pink, have you seen
any of those videos of, like, giants, Like people like seeing
giants or like, you know, like, oh, that's not where that pill
was like, or like, you know whatI mean?
Like, yeah. Do you believe Giants existed at
any point? No, but I pointed out Mount Si

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to you in Washington. Yeah, which is cool.
Oh, we should throw a picture ofthe hat.
Yeah, and that derives from Native American culture and
believes that Mount Si was like a chief and he laid down to
rest. And yeah, that's him.
I don't know if he was a giant. I don't know, like the whole
everything. Yeah, but it does look like a
man. Do you believe in giants?

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No, what's like the tallest dudeyou'd date or woman you'd date?
Probably like. Like 10 feet, is that too tall?
No, I was thinking like 7. 7 feet?
Yeah, nobody over 7 feet. You know, because I don't want
to have to like, get on my tip. My first kiss was with this kid.
I was like 11. We were at the fair and he was

(52:52):
taller than me and I went to go on my tip toes and he went to
like lean down. But we were in one of those,
what are they called? You like walk on the platform
and the things like moving around you.
So it's like, really? Tricky.
Yeah, it's like. The Galaxy, we tried to do it in
there and like, so I went up, hewent down and he ended up like
licking my face or something. And I like kind of fell and it
was like really, really awkward.And you know, I've just been

(53:14):
scared of kissing tall people ever since.
That's why I'm with you. I'm taller than you.
I'm tall. I'm tall.
OK, 5 foot 11 3/4. I'm 6 foot with shoes on.
You making fun of me for my height?
No, I'm taller than I think I am.
I just stand next to people sometimes.
Who do you think you are? You're not anywhere close to

(53:36):
playing in the WNBA. No, but I feel like a lot of
like my girlfriends that I have.Like actually all of my
girlfriends are shorties, littleshort shorts.
Like have you seen me and Lesliestand next to?
No, Have you seen me and Leslie stand next to each other?
It's like an optical illusion. Was she one of your girlfriends?
No, Mario. I mean like my friends that are
girls, my girlfriends, which, yes, she is fair enough.

(54:00):
It's just crazy because like, she's so like she looks
proportionately like she's such a little cutie, but like we
stand next to each other and I literally look like a giant.
Well, I think that's just because they're around 5 foot,
which is pretty small. So like.
But like I just feel so big. 5 fo from.
Does that stem from you wanting to be the dad when you were a

(54:24):
child playing house with the neighbor kids?
No, I'm like the most average height I think for a woman.
My first kiss was at a high school football game underneath
the fireworks. Not too shabby.
Nailed. It oh, so I am tall I.
Remember, my neighbor saw and then was a.
Did they tattle on you? They like threatened too.

(54:45):
They always like joked about it and like, I really thought they
were being for real and like, oh, I'm going to tell your
parents. I like I remember we kissed and
then I just like and I like looked out and I like kind of
looked down and then a couple Bleacher rows down was my
neighbor like just shaking theirhead at me.
Wait, how old were? You either late elementary

(55:05):
school or early middle school. I was 11.
I was like. About, I don't know, 6th grade,
Yeah, I think, I think yes, I'm like that.
I don't know. The average height of a woman in
the United States is 5 foot 3 1/2 inches.
So I'm like 3 or 4 inches tallerthan average.
I'm like 9 inches taller. Well, that's we're talking about

(55:26):
women. I'm such a tall woman honestly.
Like a What's the average heightfor a dude?
5 foot 9. OK, so I'm towering 3 inches
over the average man. Towering is crazy. 3 inches Are
you kidding me? That's.
We're both like 3 inches above average.
Yeah. So we're like made for each

(55:47):
other. I love the heights that we're
at. Sometimes when I don't wear
shoes, sometimes when I don't wear shoes around Mario, he
thinks that I like Shrunk because you're so used to me
wearing like, oh, I only wear pops.
She literally wears like uggs that are still platform.
Yeah, she buys all her shoes that stilts are us.

(56:07):
I don't know what the everything.
'S platform shoes, they're so cute.
Yeah, it's not my fault you, youknow, put Lincoln Logs at the
bottom of all of your shoes. And then you stand next to me.
You're like, I'm like, like. First off, I shaming.
Men for their height. Oh my God.
Shaming, whatever. If height mattered to me, I
wouldn't be with you, I'm sorry.You talk.

(56:30):
It's always like women that are like shorter that I'm.
Not sure. Talk the most shit about dudes
heights. I'm not sure we just we just
discovered that I'm above average.
You're 5-6. And 1/2.
My bad. The next one, yeah, OK, this is

(56:55):
the last one. OK.
Hi, Brandon Mario, my name is Sarah.
I live in Florida and I just wanted to say thank you guys so
much for all that you do on the podcast.
You guys really have brightened my days recently.
I just started my first year of teaching and it has been really,
really chaotic. And honestly, it's, it's been
really hard. So your podcast has made my days

(57:18):
a lot better recently. So I just wanted to say thanks.
I also wanted to say, Bryn, you're a baddie.
You're so great at make up. You've given me some great tips,
and also you've just been reallyinspiring to me personally with
some of the stuff I know you've gone through.
I've gone through very similar things and it's been awesome to
see you flourish. But thanks.
My question to both of you, Brendan, Mario, is what is your

(57:40):
craziest small world coincidencemoment?
That's like a little too eerie to be a coincidence.
I'd love to hear. All right, see y'all later.
I just watched smoked literally just knock all the way over off
the coffee table. Sorry Smoke if I looked a little
distracted. Why are you being a little

(58:01):
asshole? What are you doing?
Oh my God. Coincidence.
What? A super eerie coincidence.
First off, the fact that I was living far away from home,
stationed in Las Vegas and you're living far away from
home, just happenstance in Anaheim, CA.
And then we met through social media and then we were both

(58:21):
like, well, where are you originally from?
And we were both from Washington, the same state, when
we could have been literally from any other location ever.
First off, that was a huge one. Have I told you that that's part
of the reason why I hit you up? Oh, did you like deep dive on me
and you're like. Yeah, I went to your famous
birthday. She's.
From Washington, I said that youwere.

(58:43):
From the Pacific Northwest. And I was like, oh.
Hell yeah. And then when we were DM ING and
you were like, where are you from?
And I was like Washington, and you were like.
Really. Yeah.
I really didn't know you were from Washington.
I knew you were. You should just told me.
No, I, I wanted you to think that it was just a coincidence
and that it was like really cool.
But I knew deep down, but still really cool, still a really cool

(59:06):
coincidence. But that was one of the like
driving reasons why I hit you up.
Oh my God, you're like Megamind.You're like a master plotter.
What if I told you I'm a mastermind and now you're mine?
That's all by design. Is this Taylor?
Swift. Yes, it.
Is I think there's been some things that like when we talk

(59:27):
about like with our past and stuff like I would not be
surprised if we had gone to likethe same event or like Mariners.
Game we need to, like, do a deepdive through all of our, like,
childhood photos. Oh, yeah, like all the trips we
took, like, you know, like to Mariners games, just like you're
saying to like Seahawks games atthe Space Needle, like any like,
touristy spots. Yeah.

(59:48):
And see if we can find a photo with you in the background.
Yeah, I do love these episodes where we just do voicemails.
No, they're. Like my favorite thing.
Thank you to everybody that called in.
Love the voice memos. Yeah.
What were you gonna say? I'm so sorry.
No, it was a lot of fun. Everyone keep calling in.
Hopefully we, like I said, we'llhave more problems.
For people, yeah, for sure. Please follow us on all our

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socials. Make sure any of the questions
that we asked, Oh my God, we haven't done a.
Code word. Oh, we need a code word so
badly. Yeah.
That's fine, comment Bigfoot if you made it this far.
Thank you guys so much. This was so much.
Fun. Oh, we love you guys so much.
Yeah. It's so nice to know that you
guys are, you know, listening tous on road trips, trying to
work, getting ready for work, you know, just making the giggle

(01:00:30):
and smile through your day, yourlunch breaks, whenever you have
time, you know, just whatever the whatever the case may be
like, it's just so glad that we're here.
We're hanging out, and that's how we want it to feel.
And Oh my God, you. Have a good day today, wherever.
You are, yeah. We love you guys so much.
Have a good day, have a good night, have a good whatever, and
make sure to follow us. We're pretty funny.

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