September 17, 2025 • 52 mins
Welcome back to Pretty Funny! Listen to us attempt reverse singing, analyze Brynne's dreams, tell you our beef with The Conjuring movie, and share some of our personal fun facts. Thank you guys for sending in your fun facts on our IG stories! WE LOVE YOU ALL!
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Mario did the most unhinged thing like 2 days ago.
He was cooking burgers, right? Hear me out.
He was cooking burgers and you know how like to steam cheese,
You should put like a little water in the pan and then cover
it so that the cheese melts. Yeah, instead of using water, he
had me come and spit in the pan.Yeah.
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Just so everyone's aware of that.
Yeah, it's called not being a bitch.
Mario says it's called not beinga bitch.
It's. Called yearning, right?
It's called being disgustingly, disturbingly obsessed with your
girlfriend. Say it again.
Hold on, I'm trying to get this shit set up.
It's about being disgustingly, disturbingly obsessed with your
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girlfriend, because who else areyou going to be obsessed by?
Get the camera set up. I feel like Emma probably gets a
kick out of watching us react toshots because she doesn't drink.
Emma doesn't drink. Yeah, she's allergic to alcohol.
You knew that. Did I?
Yeah. Did I?
Did I? Did I?
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What movie? Didn't I?
Didn't. I did not see you.
Crying. No, no, no, no, no.
I don't know. Did.
I hoodwinked Hoodwinked in years.
We should rewatch hoodwinked. I'm down.
We had a really fun idea that wewanted to do the very beginning
of this podcast. There's a trend right now on
TikTok where you with your partner, friend, whoever, one
person sing sings something intoan app into your phone, and then
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you play it in reverse. The other person tries to sing
the reverse version and then youplay it in reverse again.
So then it should be normal. You get it.
You'll see. Yes.
Or should we? Roll the intro and then play it.
Roll the intro. Welcome back to the Pretty Funny
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podcast. I'm.
And I'm Mario. You guys submitted so many fun
facts, and we're so excited to dive into them.
Yeah, we're just going to have awhole episode of Shenanigans.
We'll catch up a little bit, talk about what we talked about,
and then we're going to get intosome fun facts.
But we want to play this game first.
We're going to sing in reverse and then try to see if we can
make it sound normal. Hallelujah.
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Hallelujah. That was really good.
OK, hold on. I want to try one.
OK, OK, OK. Bomb the bomb.
The Dang the Dang Diggy. Diggy.
Oh. My God, hold on.
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That was so bad. Everybody shot, shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
That's enough shots. OK, OK, sorry I didn't want to.
Do it, send it. OK, hear it.
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One more time. What the fuck do?
What? For me, I'm the bad guy, duh.
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I. Have like the.
It sounds like you have like a bunch of peanut butter stuck in
your mouth. Or like I'm doing like the the
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fuzzy Bunny challenge. Yeah, yeah.
Baby, baby, baby. Oh.
It was beautiful. Try that one.
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That was so good. So good.
Oh, that was amazing. Oh my God.
Wait. Do another one.
Do another one. OK, Sweet Caroline.
Bop bop bop. This is is Bryn at 2:00 AM,
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drunk as a skunk, refusing to goout to the Uber.
I'm fine. I'm fine, guys.
I'm. Literally fine.
I'm not wait, I barely. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on everybody. Oh my God.
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OK, hold on. Take Me Home.
Country roads. Hold on.
Whoa. Whoa.
Word. Ends in S Hold on.
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No, I just say it normally. Don't you want me, babe?
Babe. Oh, the breath of the unscary.
Let me try it one. More time.
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Part of your world. Is it Russian?
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I don't know where, I don't knowhow, but I know something
starting right now. What can you see?
Someday I'll be. Harder of your way.
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Thanks for playing the game withus.
Try it out for yourselves and let us know what you think.
It's very fun. I have to grill into you for
just a minute. Oh, I know what this is about.
The Conjuring. Yeah, we went and saw the newest
Conjuring movie. It was a good little bow on The
Conjuring series, you know, Wrapped it up real nice.
Yeah. So we come home.
OK, we go to bed. First of all, Mario's falling
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asleep in the car on the way home.
Also falling asleep in the movietheater because it was a million
degrees in there. I don't blame.
Him well, there was just so manypeople and I took you know, a
few Eddie belly bellies in my inlike I was throwing punches at
the screen. I mean like went to The
Conjuring movie a little gummed up, you know what I mean?
A little toasty and it felt likea universal ride.
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You know what I mean with a. Pop out like he kept falling
asleep, which initially made me want to kill.
Him. Well, just because it was hot.
But I was like, how dare you tryto make me watch this alone?
Yes, Yeah. I was like, there's no way in
hell. And then we're in the car
driving home, and I'm like, hey,maybe we should play some
Fortnite when we get home. Because in my head I'm like, I
want to cheer myself up whateverI look over after saying that,
he's asleep in the truck, right off the RIP already.
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There's little bubbles of hatredforming in my heart.
The amount of time. For him leaving me alone with
these scary thoughts. The amount of times that I've
driven while Britain's just napped for literally you can.
Sleep in the the car. Not when I'm terrified.
There's literally. That there's something gonna get
us in the car. There's a scene, you might have
been asleep for it. There is a scene in the movie
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where the one of the fucking demons is in the middle of the
road. Spoilers.
Oh, then run it over. Why is that even scary?
OK, actually real quick beef with The Conjuring.
Movie done with my. I know we'll get their own.
Exact anger. Possible spoilers, but at one
point, you know, the demon or the possessed person is walking
around the house doing some paranormal activities, right?
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Just like tossing people and a demon does, you know, just like
dolls are floating, just like, you know, it's like crazy stuff.
And you know, I got like 100 Manila vanilla grams, you know,
floating around how? Many gummies did you take?
Generally that I don't know a lot 8 I don't know, I just
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wanted to feel something. I didn't do anything and I felt
plenty from that movie. No, but like not.
To like flex on you. Well, you were just crashing out
because I was falling asleep in the car and you're getting
scared that you might have to run over a demon.
Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on. Not even done yet.
At one point there's a golden retriever amongst the chaos
because it's like cheaper by thedozen.
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Like this new one. There's like a family of like 8,
right? And there's a golden retriever.
Watch this part. So this golden retriever
literally goes full air bud and the demon lifts it and just old
yellers it right into the wall just like shoe shoe, you know,
like. I think it survives.
Right. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Just I literally the second I started noticing that the dog
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was getting involved, I that's the one time I'm just.
Yeah, I kind of like. I'm right here.
Picked up the dog and the dog hovered for a second and then
like I was like, no way. They do something with the dog
and then smash. They smashed the dog.
And at that point it took me allthis scaredness and fear left my
body and I immediately locked inand was like, all right,
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actually this demon for the restof this movie.
Like I literally was not scared at all after that point when the
demon did that. Funniest part about it is like
this demons going around tossingtoddlers, you know, possessing
children, doing some unconsensual contortionism, you
know, on these people just folded come up like origami, But
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then as soon as they just like toss the dog into the wall,
that's when I that's like when Idrew the line that was your
breaking. That was my breaking point.
You want to know what my breaking point was?
Oh yeah, I know yours. Yeah, so we come home.
Sorry, we don't play Fortnite because Mario's asleep.
Basically. We go straight up to bed.
I put on, I think The Good Dinosaur, I believe because
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happy, wholesome, except the DEATH at the beginning of that
movie. What, you haven't seen it yet?
And I didn't want to spoil too much.
For death, did you just spell it?
Wait, so who dies at the beginning of The Good Dinosaur?
I'm not telling you. Why would you spell?
It you could have literally justmouthed it to the camera.
Anyway. What?
Why would you even say anything?We go to sleep OK and I finally
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find myself starting to stumble into dreamland.
Are you sure you won't tell the story?
I don't mean interrupt, but likeyou did assault me.
I think it was valid. I think what I did to you was
completely understandable given the circumstances.
Wow. So wow.
No, actually, let them be the judge.
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OK, I'll you know what, if you want to take me to prison, go
for. It.
We so we're laying in bed. I'm always the big spoon, right?
Because obviously I am falling in and out of sleep and I look
and I shit you not this close tomy face.
Just right here was Emma. Please put up a picture.
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This was the back of Mario shirtthat he decided to wear now
Emma. Iconic cover art for The Killing
Joke by Alan Moore which is a great Batman comic and I was
wearing the graphic tee. Shout out culture kings we love
you. Culture kings sponsor as culture
kings. Hold on, they make the best
graphic. Tee, Emma.
Hold on now, Emma. You're assaulting me again.
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Emma. What did you do when you saw the
face print? I'm not done yet.
Tell him. I'm not done yet.
Tell him I'm not done yet. Tell him.
I don't care. Emma now put up a picture of the
demon from The Conjuring movie, now a little side by side.
OK, so we can all understand whyI threw a punch.
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Have I ever thrown a punch before in my life?
No. Do we understand why I did give
in this context? Yeah, I think we do look at
this. I know they look exactly alike.
Like you're telling me you wouldn't fucking hit me in the
back if you thought that a demonwas like laying in bed with you,
You wouldn't just in like. There usually is a demon in bed
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with you. You mean you dry humping my way
going? Oh my God.
What? What are you talking about?
Have I ever done that? Nobody.
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And I went, Oh my God, no I didn't.
What? You said there's so much of it,
talking about the last night I told you about my ass grabbing
my ass. You were like, there's so much
of it. Oh, go pass that on.
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You also said wait. Hold.
Wait. What?
Wait, you're laying there and just under?
Your how do you wake up every Hold the fuck up.
Hold on. How do you wake up every
morning? All right, you know what?
Hold on. I'm about to fucking go on a
real, real ass rant. OK, I need like 2 minutes.
OK, start the clock. OK, go.
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You get upset. All you ladies get so upset when
US men want to pause the movie. You know what I mean?
To explain that. OK, Yeah.
You know, Professor Lupin eats chocolate to kill the dog within
and Prisoner of Azkaban. That's why we got to pause it
and we got to update you on the Lord of the Rings lore.
You know what I mean? Viggo Mortensen actually broke
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his toe when he kicked that helmet.
God, that's so annoying when guys do that.
So you're already trying to rushme through the explanation.
I don't want to hear you talking.
About you. OK, interesting.
I get your point summarize. Every single morning you wake up
and you tell me a full Christopher Nolan trilogy of the
complete nonsense madness of dreams that you experience.
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Literally, this is what my morning sounds like.
Do I still have time? Do I still have time?
This is what my morning sounds like.
Walking around as I'm cooking you breakfast and getting things
ready for the day. It's you, sitting on the couch
with your hair like a messy babyorangutang, staring at me like
my own little Brin puppet show from behind the couch as I'm
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doing the dishes and you're justgoing.
Yeah, and then my mom came out of nowhere and we.
Were in a tree house and it's just like Brin for an eternity.
Like for literally an hour straight every morning, even
when like I was at yeah, Oh my God, it's.
Not an hour straight. How dare you?
The craziest part is me like mansplaining a movie as we're
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watching it. God, what a cringy, crazy thing
that is. OK, well, like, I don't even get
to see the dreams. I don't even get to see the
dreams you're describing. And they're just nonsense.
They're literally just nonsense.Well, last night I had a dream
that. You don't tell everyone about
your dream last night, Brynn. OK, I was at my cousin's wedding
reception and I was second in line to get food because they
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would only let certain amount ofpeople.
You could only get one of each item.
As I was getting all of my itemsand I was starving, I looked
down at my plate and all of the food could be eaten off my plate
and I didn't eat it and it was disappeared and it was really
stressful and I woke up crying. Anyway, I didn't even tell.
Half the things I tell you now are things that you said to me
while you were sleep talking because I stay up for like an
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hour at least normally when Mario goes to bed, just
scrolling, watching TV, doing whatever.
You say so many things. And I didn't even, I didn't even
tell you the worst thing that you said last night.
And I don't want to because I don't want to expose you.
What does it mean to be at your cousin's wedding in a dream?
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Look, he didn't even hear me. Attending a wedding in your
dream might signify your acceptance and support for
others in your life. That's me, just finally.
And it's also talking about anticipating an upcoming event.
And it may be a dream to reveal your own emotions about
commitment and change, even if the wedding and the dream isn't
yours. Wait, so you're dreaming about
being at your cousin's wedding? So you're dreaming about
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weddings, so that means you're anticipating upcoming events?
Oh, am I not listening to you? What?
Did I say? Oh, I'm sorry, I heard it the
first time this morning. No, I mean, what did I say after
that when I kept talking? And then what does it mean for
someone to eat your? No, Mario, after I explained
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what my dream was to you, what did I say?
Oh, you were talking about like you're talking about me sleep
talking and saying weird things.Yeah.
So why would I want to, like, revisit that?
I don't even want to know what Iwas.
Saying, I kind of want to whisper in your ear just to have
your reaction. Can I please actually?
To see food in your dreams represents physical and
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emotional nourishment in energies.
The different types of foods symbolize a wide variety of
things. What type of food was stolen?
It was ever there was spicy noodles and specifically Spam
mesubi. That was like a really big one
for some reason in my dream. And then there was fried chicken
and pizza, like cafeteria pizza.Was there anything else?
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Cupcake maybe? Or a cookie.
Pizza in a dream is a positive thing.
It symbolizes things you have good feelings about, turning out
the way you want, indulgence andpleasure.
Cakes can symbolize sweet indulgences.
This dream can reflect a desire for pleasure or a need to treat
yourself. This sounds honestly really
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cool. It was a really stressful dream,
but it sounds like it has like, good.
I think I need to actually startpaying attention to your dreams
and then like researching what they mean because so far it
means that you're anticipating Agigantic, significant change in
your life, perhaps a wedding. And the food that you see on
your plate that's giving you nourishment is like, indulge,
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treat yourself, you know? What I mean, you know what's
crazy? Spicy noodles in a dream, What
does it mean? Every time I think that I'm not
as stressed as I am and every time I try to bury stress, I
have a dream about my teeth falling out, which is.
Like that means it's a money problem.
If you're worried about money, it's your teeth.
Google it, Go ahead. Oh, by the way, we're about to
get into our fun facts, so mightas well do these anyways.
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Yeah, no, that's not what it means.
What I've heard is that it signifies you not having control
over something common and often unsettling experience.
While there's no single definitive interpretation, shut
up anxiety and stress. Teeth falling out can symbolize
feelings of anxiety, insecurity or a loss of control.
I thought it had to do with money too, but you know what?
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I just realized you had because you said you had spicy noodles
on your plate. Yeah.
Who had the noodle dream? You know, like Kung Fu Panda.
You haven't. Seen those in a long time and I
don't know. Wait, what?
I know, I know, I know. Don't catch Paul has the noodle
dream. You know what I'm talking about.
No. She punched me, Yeah.
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Did I have, like, literally a splitting image of the demon
from the scary movie that we hadjust saw on my back?
So when she rolled over looking to me for comfort, she was
greeted with literally the most horrifying silhouette of a shiny
white demon face. I'm glad that she threw a punch.
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Don't tell her I said that, but yeah, she struck me right in the
back. She struck me good.
Did it startle me? Yeah.
But it's good to know that she'swilling to give the smoke to a
demon. A demon laying in bed beside me,
between us. I'm protected in the night if I
fail to awake in the night and the demon slips in between us.
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It's good to know that Bryn, thestrongest, the bravest, the most
brilliant bubble gum booty baddie of all, will beat that
boy with a bat. I thought we already knew this
because when smoke scared us, that one time you ran into the
bathroom and I was ready to fight.
A girl that'll throw hands. Damn I've.
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Never thrown hands though, I've never.
You just hit me the other night.Did it hurt?
And. I'm trying to find the screen
recording of the fun facts that everyone sent in on my phone and
I just have so many pictures of smokes wearing a King's outfit.
Oh yeah, we bought them a littleHalloween outfits.
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We're about to get into you guysas fun facts.
So this is the perfect time to remind you all to follow us on
all our socials, make sure that you're commenting, engaging.
We're going to have a Patreon coming soon, the pretty funny
Patreon, where you can be a pretty funny or really funny
member. And we're going to have all
sorts of things, polls, all sorts of comments and messages
and voice memos, things you can leave and interact with us.
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And this is a great example because we're about to get into
your fun facts to discuss. Make sure to comment.
Make sure to makes. Make sure to comment what we
need from you. Listen to me what we need from
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you. Mario wants everybody to comment
people and things that we shoulddress up as during the month of
October for our Halloween podcast episodes.
There's. 5 episodes. Here's a list of characters and
costumes and ideas and inspiration that we already
have, that we're already playing, that we're already
discussing. And if any of them happen to be
group costumes, there might be asurprise waiting for you guys.
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Oh yeah, we might have some guests.
In the future. Before we get into everyone
else's fun facts that they submitted, do you have any fun
facts that you like give constantly or like a go to fun
fact or like a fun fact you seemto be telling more than often?
Please comment your fun facts ifwe don't get to them.
This is one that I learned recently.
If I think of more I will share more.
We were playing a game that had to deal with facts and things.
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Most Muppets are left-handed because the puppeteers are
right-handed, so they have to use their left hand to control.
The Muppets are left-handed. Because their puppeteers are
right-handed. Most people are right-handed.
Muppet here. I'm Kermit the Frog and then.
That's your Kermit the Frog impression.
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It's not easy being green. What were you like beatboxing?
What the fuck was that the? Microphone wasn't picking.
Up on my no, don't blame it. I'll.
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Do it. Come on.
Come on. Give us your best Kermit.
Come on, give us your best Kermit Bren.
Easy being green. I was just trying to copy you,
but OK. So here's Kermit right here.
Here's Kermit. I control his hand with this.
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OK, OK, this is Kermit's hand that I'm controlling through a
wire. This is Kermit.
Hi guys. So he's left-handed,
Right-handed. Hold on.
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Hold on. Hi.
Guys, I'm Kermit the Frog. No, do the Kermit voice.
Hi guys, I'm Kermit the Frog. That wasn't bad.
That wasn't bad. That wasn't terrible.
It's not easy being green. You were green last episode.
Oh my God, I was. Do you have any fun facts that
you would like to share with theclass?
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My first fun fact in something that I've been struggling to
comprehend is apparently this ishow big Africa is.
You might look at this and be like, Oh yeah, Africa.
I'm familiar. The countries within this
continent are not African countries.
These are all the other countries from the map.
And as you can see, Africa's huge.
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Like why isn't the map showing this correctly?
Like this is freaking me out. Is this?
True. Have you ever seen a size
accurate map? Every time I pull up a map, it's
not a size accurate map. So I'm accustomed to the maps
that we have have to like specifically look up, look at
you're looking up a size accurate map right now.
Why is it so hard to find? Like I want to know how big the
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world is. It is hard because it's like
like this is a size accurate mapand look at how big Africa is.
You're right, it's easy. Yeah.
So this is a size accurate map. This is what we actually look
like. Isn't that freaky?
Well, yeah, it's crazy. Also, like I know that Europe
doesn't necessarily look the same size as America on the map,
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the map that we're given, but like when you do go there, it's
so small compared. I know that obviously the map
that we look at every single dayis distorted and I've known that
my whole life. It's just freaky every time I
remind myself and look at a realsize accurate map of the world.
It's really scary because we're delusional of how we we think
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the world is. I mean, look how big Africa is.
Point Nemo. Do you know what Point Nemo?
Is, oh, the furthest part? You're further.
It's the same distance to the moon as it is to Point Nemo.
Is that the fun fact? Point Nemo is the oceanic pool
of Inaccessibility, the most remote point on Earth, located
in the South Pacific Ocean about2688 kilometers from the nearest
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landmasses. It serves as a spacecraft
cemetery or deorbited satellitesand space stations, is a
biological desert due to its lack of nutrients from the
surrounding ocean currents, and is so isolated.
The astronauts on the International International
Space Station are the closest human inhabitants.
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Damn, imagine just like waking up someday and you're there.
Yeah, so. It's with that buoy.
Bryn is What is that? My lip gloss.
God, it's. My lip gloss.
I have big lips. They're it looks like hold on,
hold on. Can we get a close up on this?
Hold on. It's my lip gloss.
It looks like a fairy sat on this like a toilet and just took
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a big dust load. It looks like My Little Pony was
using this as a spitter. Like you know what I'm saying?
Like that's got that like pink on.
It maybe I spat in it. I'm just.
Stalling. That boy is corrupt.
Stop drawing on me. What are you drawing?
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That's a penis. No, it's not, Brian.
That looks just like a penis. Literally.
Not and it doesn't. She is putting penis on me.
It doesn't even look like a penis.
Oh, it's a little skull. Yeah, a little penis.
Skull. Bitch tickles Bryn.
Come on, Bryn, that tickles so much.
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Why? Drill school.
I have to take a picture to sendit to Emma so that she can show
the people. It looks like General Grievous,
and I know you're proud of it, but.
It does kind of look like General Grievous.
Can you read this in your Muppetvoice please?
As a Muppet, just read it. Just read it.
Don't, don't overthink it. Just read it.
You got it. You weren't the chosen 1.
Come on, come on with it. Get like I want you to do it for
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real you. Weren't the Chosen One.
It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not doing
them. You were to bring balance to the
Force, not leave it in darkness.I hate you.
You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.
But. Juice, it was worth the.
Squeeze, did you like it? That's perfect.
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That's so good. Do you like your General
Grievous tattoo that I gave? You I do.
I feel like I'm getting a personal show from Jim Henson
and at the same time I'm Bob Ross's canvas and somehow both
these gentlemen got rolled into this beautiful body.
I just sent you my fun fact. I want you to look at it because
I've never seen this before and can we just throw it up right
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here? But this is the in and out
secret menu CHEAT SHEET. Have you ever looked at this or
got any of this stuff? So when I was hired at in and
Out, I did in fact looked at look, they, they, this is part
of the hiring process. What this you have to like,
memorize all this? Yeah.
Oh, you do. Yeah, the secret menu is like,
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obviously we have to know it as workers.
What's in the Flying Dutchman? I worked there for a week can.
You even say that you worked there if you were there for a
week. No, but I know that I saw that.
How many? Burgers, did you bake?
All I knew was my training from it my.
Tranny I didn't. Make any burgers.
I fucked up a lot of lettuce andtomatoes and onions.
That was basically it. You just fucked this.
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No. That was I just.
Cut a lot of vegetation and thenquit I.
Went in there I've up a lot of lot of potatoes, lot of lettuce
and then and then I quit I. Cut a lot of veggies.
How'd it go at your first week of work?
Lemon pepper fries? What?
Oh Brynn, how'd it go in your your first week at?
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I was there for like 2 weeks at least.
No, if any of our like viewers work it in and out I would love
for y'all to speak up because you have to cut.
No like I've worked in SO. They're like a bunch of like
tomatoes and lettuce like waiting at in and out for all
y'all to show up like. Kind of like.
Every morning it's like let. Me talk about I have my
experience. I know.
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But like every morning, it's like the outsiders.
It's like a rumble between the the greasers and the socias.
And it's the lettuce and the tomatoes.
I know. What it felt like.
Verse verse these like teenagerstrying to cut up all these
lettuce and tomatoes and it's a brawl every morning.
Too, If anyone actually like that, views us like that,
watches, works it in and out, please confirm.
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No Mario, you don't understand. No, you have to do it in such a
specific time frame and you haveto do so many things.
No. And I got yelled at because I
threw the fucking tomato scraps away and apparently I wasn't
supposed to do that because. You're just like describing the
job and you're like, you have tocut up like so.
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Many you've seen in and out. Yeah, I've seen the line of at,
in and out. I know how hard they work and
like how much they're saying. I'm not.
I've it's fucking 9:00 AM and I'm sitting there literally like
fighting for my life to cut somefucking lettuce.
Yeah, I know. It was just funny because I was
like, it just sounds like you'redescribing the job.
Like I had to cut so much lettuce.
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That was the only thing I. Worked there for two weeks.
I worked there for two weeks. That's all I knew was just
literally veggies like flying. I do appreciate the fact that
with in and out everything is fresh.
Forgive me if I'm wrong. They don't have a freezer.
It's literally, I'm sorry, I'm burping.
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It's literally just their produce is out and then they
have a fridge. Like I would have to go through
and I would have to pick tomatoes and like make sure that
they were good tomatoes and I would get fucking castorized if
they weren't good tomatoes. I had to go through all of the
produce hand by hand, each one, and inspect them and make sure
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there was no bruises or anything, anything bad at all.
And I would pick good ones or ones that weren't ripe yet.
Like I had to go through each and every produce and then I
would go and I would literally as quickly as I possibly could
cut all of them. No, and that's what that's the
thing I love about you. That's the thing I love.
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I believe you. Have you ever had anything from
in and out that wasn't like top quality you brought up?
In and out I went. There.
It's really good quality. I didn't want to work there.
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I did not enjoy. It wasn't for me the quality of
the food I got. That's why I quit, because I
didn't have my fucking tomato scraps checked by the general
manager. What are you talking?
About if you go to an amount, just know that your tomato slice
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on your burger was checked by a general manager.
Your tomato slice, your one single tomato slice was approved
by a higher up. Oh my.
Gosh, you're so bad. You OK?
I. Don't even want to start about
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like the Peppers, which are a side.
They're a side. They're not even on the fucking
burgers. They're not.
And don't get me wrong, I am a woman of quality.
I cook every everything in my power.
I cook with quality. I look for quality in
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everything. I would never give you a bad
pepper or a bad tomato slice. What are you talking about?
But God forbid. What the fuck are you talking
about? The animal style of rice.
They're potato fries. Why would I?
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Why would I call? Why would I call them that?
They're fries. Oh my God, they're basic fries.
Suck ass. They taste like.
Cardboard. They're basic fries suck ass.
Have you had a regular in and out fry?
OK, we are done with our fun facts.
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Starting right now. We're.
Getting to everyone else's fun facts.
We have to get into everyone else's fun facts.
We know OK, but like actually genuinely have you had an in and
out fry without like the dressing?
In and out fries fucking suck bread.
They're terrible. They're the worst fries there
is. Thank you.
That's why you would go to McDonald's.
Yes, I would go to In and Out and I'd get a burger and I'd
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stop at McDonald's has the best fries.
Yep. I mean, we know this.
Unless Taco Bell's being a little bitch again.
The fuck's wrong with you, Taco Bell, huh?
There's so much shit I want to hype up about you, Taco Bell.
But guess what? Once I tell people how much I
love oh, I almost said it. I almost said that item you got
right now and I don't even want to say it because once I say it,
then you're just going to take it away, you little dirty slut.
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No, they, who knows if they havethe fries right now?
Who knows? I just saw a video of a girl
finding a worm in her Taco Bell.Did I ever tell you when I found
a worm and smokes his puke? God knows Smokes is our cat.
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Yes, and when we got Cosmo, Cosmo had worms and he passed
them on to smokes and smokes threw up in my hallway and there
was worms in his puke. Pretty sure there's still smokes
puke from our last episode over there by that tripod.
Can we get somebody to clean that up, please?
Fun fact, I sound like Jason Lee.
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Do you guys know Jason Lee? He's the Voices syndrome.
My name is Earl Dave Seville from Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Alvin. Yeah, they got.
Yeah, he looks like. Do I sound like him?
Not only do you sound like him, you also look like him.
Let us know our doppelgangers along with our our Halloween
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costumes you want us to do. OK guys?
Without further ado, we're aboutto dive in deeply,
enthusiastically, passionately into the fun facts that you guys
submitted. Thank you so much, We love you.
And I know this has been a lot of tomfoolery, but the silly
gooses have landed and we're in the pond of seriousness.
It's going to be a lot of rapid fire.
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I feel like we'll Google when wefeel necessary.
First one that caught my eye at K like the letter pig orgasms
last 30 minutes I. You know, I think I would have a
seizure. If that's a seizure, sign me up.
What do you think your. Longest orgasm has been and do
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you think it's been with me? What is like the let's let's
take a guess. What is the what?
How long is the average orgasm would you say?
If I had a guess it would be like 10 seconds.
Ten, yeah, like 8 to 8 to 12 seconds. 8 to 12 seconds, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you're just adding two seconds either way online,
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but. Yeah, orgasms in women often
last longer than men, with an average orgasm lasting from 13
to 51 seconds. 51 Wait, no dead ass, actually.
Hold on. OK, Forget human.
I'm going to go man and then woman.
How long is the average man orgasm?
Several seconds. Several.
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That's it. Three to 10.
Three to 10. OK, I said 8 to 12.
Yeah. So I I feel like I'm getting
some pretty good ones. 30, Oh myGod.
The longest orgasm in mammals isthat of the domestic pig.
On average, it orgasms last 30 minutes.
That can also last for as long as 90 minutes.
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You imagine just sitting there, just going to town.
There's no way. Yeah.
I just looked up the world record for the longest orgasm
for men and women. There's literally no way.
What? Does it say?
Women. Six hours 30 minutes.
Men 8 hours and 30 minutes. Yo drop the cheat code.
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No way. What is it like circle circle
square for that? Long you're squirting for 8
hours. What is the code?
What's the what's the cheat code?
How do we do this? Was it the triangle square
analog stick right trigger like what do you what?
What's The Who? Why don't you just give the
secrets to unlock, you know, hour long orgasms.
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Oh my God, are you kidding me? No one would get anything done.
Everyone just be walking around,you know?
Well, yeah, I'm like, is that multiple ejaculations?
I don't even well, obviously you're in AI mean you just drain
your whole body. If you actually had to like keep
some sort of matter or material dust.
That's what I mean, Like coming out of it, You, you, just you.
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You'd ejaculate your whole body out of yourself, yo.
Mama breastfeed like this. What?
Yo mama's so old she breastfeed like this.
With the dust yo Mama jokes. No.
Do you know any off your brand? No.
Do you know any off your? Brain.
Brain. Do you know any off the top of
your brain? I don't.
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Yo Mama jokes. Yo, mama's so ugly.
Your mom's so hairy when she lifts her arm it looks like
she's got Sasquatch and a headlock.
Comment you're. If you've made it this far,
comment yo Mama. Comment yo the code word is yo
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Mama the. Code word is yo Mama.
The code word this episode is yoMama and can we please comment
our favorite y'all jokes? So we're one fun fact into the
fun fact episode. Let's keep it going.
There's been a lot of people saying that platypuses are
venomous, and for me that's not a fun fact because I already
knew. Are they venomous or poisonous?
Venomous. Are you sure?
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No. You know the difference, no?
Me either. No, Venom is when you bite.
Poisonous when right. Venom.
Venom venom venom venom venom venom.
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I have no actually dead ass because I've seen another one.
I have so many fucking fun factsabout kids or not kids.
What do you mean? I know that can work.
Kneecaps. Kneecaps what?
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I have so many fucking fun facts.
So many fun facts about kids. Did you know that kids
eventually grow up to be adults with you?
OK, Penguins have knees. Owls have knees.
Babies are born without kneecaps.
Those are them. Wait, babies aren't born with
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kneecaps? Why did I know that?
But forget about that. Yeah.
And then they also have like multiple.
Was this a dis on me? I'm reading through them.
One of the fun facts is And you'll go blind.
What? Am I going to go blind?
50 Shades of grey wouldn't existwithout 911.
That's the My Chemical Romance made the song that inspired
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Twilight, that inspired something with the Stephanie
Meyer. Stephanie, Stephanie.
Stephanie Meyer. When you realize Christian Gray
is just Bruce Wayne, but like a sexual one instead of, you know,
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Christian Gray's parents dying in an alley.
Instead of getting vengeance, hewants pussy.
Exactly like it's like Bruce Wayne instead of using like his
bill. You know the the the craziest
part about Bruce Wayne? Is he asexual?
Because I wouldn't be surprised.He's what?
Asexual. Or he's just like, not into sex.
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Does he fuck? Bruce Wayne.
Yeah, Bruce Wayne fucks. Are you kidding me?
Bruce Wayne fucks more than Christian Gray for sure.
Is Albert or whatever the fuck his name?
Albert. Alfred.
Alfred. I'm close enough.
Albert. I'm fucking close enough.
I'm right there. I'm right there.
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It's. Like the knock off Batman.
I'm learning. Like Brian Wayne.
Wait, no. But does Alfred get like the Red
Room ready? I don't know, I haven't read.
I haven't either. Have you watched?
I watched the movie, yeah. I did too, in theaters.
Unfortunately, yeah. I was like, we watched the whole
thing just for the weekend to sing a couple songs, and then
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like she got spanked a couple times.
At the end. I was like, wow, I guess I'm
Christian Grey. With all the wildness going on
in this movie. Was there like a lot?
Of I thought I was like, traumatized from listening to
those songs by the weekend because I was broken up with
that scene. I was 14 by the way.
You got broken up. Yeah, you're at My first
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boyfriend broke up with me when that movie got released and I
went and saw it with my friend. Her parents let us sing because.
It was an R18. Yeah, it was an R rated movie.
I can't remember it being like asuper crazy.
I care for you. You.
You. You call me my name.
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You. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on. Whoa.
Hey, no hold. Stop, Brynn.
Stop. You're being.
In the name of love, you're being a little.
You're being a little We have toget through these fun facts.
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You're being a little, you know,you know you're.
Done whore, you're. Being a little whore.
How would you call me that? You're being a little whore.
How could you call me that? That's so fucking rude.
Brynn's being a little whore again it.
Hurt me hip. Being a whore.
I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah.
How many times a day do you think?
Fun fact, how many times a day do you think I'd twerk for you?
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Oh. Endlessly.
Like actually. I think it's like a greeting for
you. It's like a not like your
equivalent to going like this. To me, like is like you just
twerking like. Out go up the stairs and I'm
just. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's very encouraged. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
I need to. I need to step up my numbers.
When was the last time I twerkedfor you?
(45:49):
I think today let's. Go to the next boat.
Facts spill my. Water try to hum while your nose
is plugged. You can't hum with your nose
plugged. Do it.
What that? Was all I could get out.
Try to hum for like more than like like 3 seconds straight
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with your nose. Oh that's pretty good.
That's pretty. Good, fuck you.
Whoa, easy. Who?
Fuck who? The haters.
OK, Beavers used to be the size of brown bears.
Let's talk about that for a second.
What? There's no way.
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Beavers. Oh my God.
Fun fact, this is a Beaver tail.See this right here.
Yeah, it's like a platypus, isn't it?
Yeah, they got this, this tail that is just one paddle behind
them for swimming, right? But look at the bone structure.
And we've talked about this multiple times on the podcast.
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But like, imagine the dinosaurs,what they could.
This is a Beaver tail. This is what the tail looks
like, and this is what the bone structure beneath looks like,
right? So, you know, who's to say that,
you know, dinosaurs didn't look completely different?
I mean, that's a Beaver tail. I would have never known that's
a Beaver tail. I have a question for you.
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Yeah. What type of animal would you
qualify a Beaver as? A mammal.
Is it a marsupial? Is it a North American
marsupial? It's a rodent.
A beaver's a rodent. That's a mammal.
Well, yeah, but like, it's the second largest rodent.
After Cape Vera and then it's like a Beaver.
So like a Beaver is just like a really big rat that hates
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fucking trees. That's awesome, Beavers.
Yeah, they could reach back in the Ice Age 7 feet.
Beavers. 7 feet. Yo, they would have been mowing
down the Redwood forest. None of us would have stood a
chance if Beavers were the size of bears.
They'd be just chewing through people.
They'd be mowing down entire civilizations.
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How big are Beavers right now? A.
Beaver is between 1 and 1 1/2 feet tall.
Oh, and so you said they're up to 7 feet back in however long
ago they were. Yeah, imagine a Beaver taller
than this. You know.
The tall Beaver That's a big Beaver can.
I go back to the knees thing fora second.
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Of course, elephants are the only animals with four knees.
Fun fact. I have another one.
Human teeth are the only part ofthe body that can't heal
themselves. Yeah, I've had my teeth knocked
out twice and these ones are getting like a little.
My front ones, they're getting alittle loose.
Are there really? Yeah, my gums are like all
sensitive and I'm. Not smiling.
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Cuz I'm not scared there's gonnabe a day they're just like I'm
gonna be eating a quesarito or you know what I mean?
And they just, I'm just gonna like be like, ow, like what the?
And then it just going to be my exposed little nub tooth, You
know what I mean? Like it's actually terrifying.
Yeah, but it'll be OK, you know,Fixed.
A group of armadillos is called a roll.
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To conclude today's episode. I'm going to be saying the names
of groups of animals and everyone listening and watching
and Bryn are going to guess whatanimals I'm referring to and
then we'll close her out. So, Bryn, OK, a herd or a
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parade? Deer.
Elephants, OK. Deer are also a herd.
A lot of animals fall under a herd.
These ones you love very much. That's your clue.
A bed. Cats, not cats.
It does start with a it starts with AC.
It's not capa. Bearas starts with AC.
It's something you love and it'sin a bed.
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Maybe I'll give you another clue.
Maybe like a sea bed, maybe like.
AI don't like anything that comes from sea.
Clams. Oysters.
Oh, I like to eat them. A colony.
We were just talking about these.
Ants. When did we talk about ants?
I don't know, but aren't ants a part of a colony?
Yeah, that sounds right. Maybe Cheetah.
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It says Beavers Coalition. Snakes.
That's the name of cheetahs. Is it Coalition.
A troop. Ants.
Nope, those are baboons. A murder.
I know a. Murder.
Do you know a murder? A murder is crows, yeah.
A colony or an army is in fact ants, yes.
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Two weeks from today is October 1st, and we would love if all of
you could send in your favorite ghost stories or personal ghost
stories, preferably personal so that we can react to them and do
a little like haunted. Imagine there's a flashlight
right here. I'm not just holding my hands a
little like. Yeah, the Halloween episodes
(50:53):
with these scary ghost stories for.
One for sure, 5 episodes of themand we are both so excited.
I'm sorry I didn't let you finish with your animal.
No, you're fine. I'm just going to list off a
bunch. Rapid fire, a skulk or a leash
is Fox's hatch or business flies.
A stand or flamboyance is flamingos.
Flamboyant flamingos. A cast is Falcons, Emus is a
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mob. A gang is elk.
I love all of them. Brace paddling or team is ducks,
a duel is doves, quiver is cobras, Reg is Colts.
I think that concludes our fun fact episode.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you guys so much for everyone that
submitted fun facts. We literally have a billion more
to go through. So let us know if you want us to
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just continue doing an ongoing segment of fun facts or whole
episodes dedicated to fun facts,whatever you guys want.
Again, we're as always, we're approachable, we're coachable.
We love you guys so much and thank you so much for listening,
tuning in and. Sending everything that you
possibly can to involve yourselfand so that we can be involved
(52:00):
with you. We appreciate you all so much.
Yes, and we appreciate you, Emma, our wonderful, amazing
editor. And as always, we hope you guys
have a wonderful Wednesday and awonderful week.
And Oh my God, just comment all the things that we told you to
comment. Keep on the lookout for all our
socials and all that good stuff,and make sure to follow us.
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We're pretty funny.
Mario did the most unhinged thing like 2 days ago.
He was cooking burgers, right? Hear me out.
He was cooking burgers and you know how like to steam cheese,
You should put like a little water in the pan and then cover
it so that the cheese melts. Yeah, instead of using water, he
had me come and spit in the pan.Yeah.
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Just so everyone's aware of that.
Yeah, it's called not being a bitch.
Mario says it's called not beinga bitch.
It's. Called yearning, right?
It's called being disgustingly, disturbingly obsessed with your
girlfriend. Say it again.
Hold on, I'm trying to get this shit set up.
It's about being disgustingly, disturbingly obsessed with your
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girlfriend, because who else areyou going to be obsessed by?
Get the camera set up. I feel like Emma probably gets a
kick out of watching us react toshots because she doesn't drink.
Emma doesn't drink. Yeah, she's allergic to alcohol.
You knew that. Did I?
Yeah. Did I?
Did I? Did I?
(01:06):
What movie? Didn't I?
Didn't. I did not see you.
Crying. No, no, no, no, no.
I don't know. Did.
I hoodwinked Hoodwinked in years.
We should rewatch hoodwinked. I'm down.
We had a really fun idea that wewanted to do the very beginning
of this podcast. There's a trend right now on
TikTok where you with your partner, friend, whoever, one
person sing sings something intoan app into your phone, and then
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you play it in reverse. The other person tries to sing
the reverse version and then youplay it in reverse again.
So then it should be normal. You get it.
You'll see. Yes.
Or should we? Roll the intro and then play it.
Roll the intro. Welcome back to the Pretty Funny
(01:53):
podcast. I'm.
And I'm Mario. You guys submitted so many fun
facts, and we're so excited to dive into them.
Yeah, we're just going to have awhole episode of Shenanigans.
We'll catch up a little bit, talk about what we talked about,
and then we're going to get intosome fun facts.
But we want to play this game first.
We're going to sing in reverse and then try to see if we can
make it sound normal. Hallelujah.
(02:21):
Hallelujah. That was really good.
OK, hold on. I want to try one.
OK, OK, OK. Bomb the bomb.
The Dang the Dang Diggy. Diggy.
Oh. My God, hold on.
(02:49):
That was so bad. Everybody shot, shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
That's enough shots. OK, OK, sorry I didn't want to.
Do it, send it. OK, hear it.
(03:24):
One more time. What the fuck do?
What? For me, I'm the bad guy, duh.
(03:55):
I. Have like the.
It sounds like you have like a bunch of peanut butter stuck in
your mouth. Or like I'm doing like the the
(04:16):
fuzzy Bunny challenge. Yeah, yeah.
Baby, baby, baby. Oh.
It was beautiful. Try that one.
(04:40):
That was so good. So good.
Oh, that was amazing. Oh my God.
Wait. Do another one.
Do another one. OK, Sweet Caroline.
Bop bop bop. This is is Bryn at 2:00 AM,
(05:24):
drunk as a skunk, refusing to goout to the Uber.
I'm fine. I'm fine, guys.
I'm. Literally fine.
I'm not wait, I barely. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on everybody. Oh my God.
(05:52):
OK, hold on. Take Me Home.
Country roads. Hold on.
Whoa. Whoa.
Word. Ends in S Hold on.
(06:17):
No, I just say it normally. Don't you want me, babe?
Babe. Oh, the breath of the unscary.
Let me try it one. More time.
(06:44):
Part of your world. Is it Russian?
(07:06):
I don't know where, I don't knowhow, but I know something
starting right now. What can you see?
Someday I'll be. Harder of your way.
(07:27):
Thanks for playing the game withus.
Try it out for yourselves and let us know what you think.
It's very fun. I have to grill into you for
just a minute. Oh, I know what this is about.
The Conjuring. Yeah, we went and saw the newest
Conjuring movie. It was a good little bow on The
Conjuring series, you know, Wrapped it up real nice.
Yeah. So we come home.
OK, we go to bed. First of all, Mario's falling
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asleep in the car on the way home.
Also falling asleep in the movietheater because it was a million
degrees in there. I don't blame.
Him well, there was just so manypeople and I took you know, a
few Eddie belly bellies in my inlike I was throwing punches at
the screen. I mean like went to The
Conjuring movie a little gummed up, you know what I mean?
A little toasty and it felt likea universal ride.
(08:11):
You know what I mean with a. Pop out like he kept falling
asleep, which initially made me want to kill.
Him. Well, just because it was hot.
But I was like, how dare you tryto make me watch this alone?
Yes, Yeah. I was like, there's no way in
hell. And then we're in the car
driving home, and I'm like, hey,maybe we should play some
Fortnite when we get home. Because in my head I'm like, I
want to cheer myself up whateverI look over after saying that,
he's asleep in the truck, right off the RIP already.
(08:35):
There's little bubbles of hatredforming in my heart.
The amount of time. For him leaving me alone with
these scary thoughts. The amount of times that I've
driven while Britain's just napped for literally you can.
Sleep in the the car. Not when I'm terrified.
There's literally. That there's something gonna get
us in the car. There's a scene, you might have
been asleep for it. There is a scene in the movie
(08:56):
where the one of the fucking demons is in the middle of the
road. Spoilers.
Oh, then run it over. Why is that even scary?
OK, actually real quick beef with The Conjuring.
Movie done with my. I know we'll get their own.
Exact anger. Possible spoilers, but at one
point, you know, the demon or the possessed person is walking
around the house doing some paranormal activities, right?
(09:18):
Just like tossing people and a demon does, you know, just like
dolls are floating, just like, you know, it's like crazy stuff.
And you know, I got like 100 Manila vanilla grams, you know,
floating around how? Many gummies did you take?
Generally that I don't know a lot 8 I don't know, I just
(09:39):
wanted to feel something. I didn't do anything and I felt
plenty from that movie. No, but like not.
To like flex on you. Well, you were just crashing out
because I was falling asleep in the car and you're getting
scared that you might have to run over a demon.
Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on. Not even done yet.
At one point there's a golden retriever amongst the chaos
because it's like cheaper by thedozen.
(10:01):
Like this new one. There's like a family of like 8,
right? And there's a golden retriever.
Watch this part. So this golden retriever
literally goes full air bud and the demon lifts it and just old
yellers it right into the wall just like shoe shoe, you know,
like. I think it survives.
Right. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Just I literally the second I started noticing that the dog
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was getting involved, I that's the one time I'm just.
Yeah, I kind of like. I'm right here.
Picked up the dog and the dog hovered for a second and then
like I was like, no way. They do something with the dog
and then smash. They smashed the dog.
And at that point it took me allthis scaredness and fear left my
body and I immediately locked inand was like, all right,
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actually this demon for the restof this movie.
Like I literally was not scared at all after that point when the
demon did that. Funniest part about it is like
this demons going around tossingtoddlers, you know, possessing
children, doing some unconsensual contortionism, you
know, on these people just folded come up like origami, But
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then as soon as they just like toss the dog into the wall,
that's when I that's like when Idrew the line that was your
breaking. That was my breaking point.
You want to know what my breaking point was?
Oh yeah, I know yours. Yeah, so we come home.
Sorry, we don't play Fortnite because Mario's asleep.
Basically. We go straight up to bed.
I put on, I think The Good Dinosaur, I believe because
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happy, wholesome, except the DEATH at the beginning of that
movie. What, you haven't seen it yet?
And I didn't want to spoil too much.
For death, did you just spell it?
Wait, so who dies at the beginning of The Good Dinosaur?
I'm not telling you. Why would you spell?
It you could have literally justmouthed it to the camera.
Anyway. What?
Why would you even say anything?We go to sleep OK and I finally
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find myself starting to stumble into dreamland.
Are you sure you won't tell the story?
I don't mean interrupt, but likeyou did assault me.
I think it was valid. I think what I did to you was
completely understandable given the circumstances.
Wow. So wow.
No, actually, let them be the judge.
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OK, I'll you know what, if you want to take me to prison, go
for. It.
We so we're laying in bed. I'm always the big spoon, right?
Because obviously I am falling in and out of sleep and I look
and I shit you not this close tomy face.
Just right here was Emma. Please put up a picture.
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This was the back of Mario shirtthat he decided to wear now
Emma. Iconic cover art for The Killing
Joke by Alan Moore which is a great Batman comic and I was
wearing the graphic tee. Shout out culture kings we love
you. Culture kings sponsor as culture
kings. Hold on, they make the best
graphic. Tee, Emma.
Hold on now, Emma. You're assaulting me again.
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Emma. What did you do when you saw the
face print? I'm not done yet.
Tell him. I'm not done yet.
Tell him I'm not done yet. Tell him.
I don't care. Emma now put up a picture of the
demon from The Conjuring movie, now a little side by side.
OK, so we can all understand whyI threw a punch.
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Have I ever thrown a punch before in my life?
No. Do we understand why I did give
in this context? Yeah, I think we do look at
this. I know they look exactly alike.
Like you're telling me you wouldn't fucking hit me in the
back if you thought that a demonwas like laying in bed with you,
You wouldn't just in like. There usually is a demon in bed
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with you. You mean you dry humping my way
going? Oh my God.
What? What are you talking about?
Have I ever done that? Nobody.
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And I went, Oh my God, no I didn't.
What? You said there's so much of it,
talking about the last night I told you about my ass grabbing
my ass. You were like, there's so much
of it. Oh, go pass that on.
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You also said wait. Hold.
Wait. What?
Wait, you're laying there and just under?
Your how do you wake up every Hold the fuck up.
Hold on. How do you wake up every
morning? All right, you know what?
Hold on. I'm about to fucking go on a
real, real ass rant. OK, I need like 2 minutes.
OK, start the clock. OK, go.
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You get upset. All you ladies get so upset when
US men want to pause the movie. You know what I mean?
To explain that. OK, Yeah.
You know, Professor Lupin eats chocolate to kill the dog within
and Prisoner of Azkaban. That's why we got to pause it
and we got to update you on the Lord of the Rings lore.
You know what I mean? Viggo Mortensen actually broke
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his toe when he kicked that helmet.
God, that's so annoying when guys do that.
So you're already trying to rushme through the explanation.
I don't want to hear you talking.
About you. OK, interesting.
I get your point summarize. Every single morning you wake up
and you tell me a full Christopher Nolan trilogy of the
complete nonsense madness of dreams that you experience.
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Literally, this is what my morning sounds like.
Do I still have time? Do I still have time?
This is what my morning sounds like.
Walking around as I'm cooking you breakfast and getting things
ready for the day. It's you, sitting on the couch
with your hair like a messy babyorangutang, staring at me like
my own little Brin puppet show from behind the couch as I'm
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doing the dishes and you're justgoing.
Yeah, and then my mom came out of nowhere and we.
Were in a tree house and it's just like Brin for an eternity.
Like for literally an hour straight every morning, even
when like I was at yeah, Oh my God, it's.
Not an hour straight. How dare you?
The craziest part is me like mansplaining a movie as we're
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watching it. God, what a cringy, crazy thing
that is. OK, well, like, I don't even get
to see the dreams. I don't even get to see the
dreams you're describing. And they're just nonsense.
They're literally just nonsense.Well, last night I had a dream
that. You don't tell everyone about
your dream last night, Brynn. OK, I was at my cousin's wedding
reception and I was second in line to get food because they
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would only let certain amount ofpeople.
You could only get one of each item.
As I was getting all of my itemsand I was starving, I looked
down at my plate and all of the food could be eaten off my plate
and I didn't eat it and it was disappeared and it was really
stressful and I woke up crying. Anyway, I didn't even tell.
Half the things I tell you now are things that you said to me
while you were sleep talking because I stay up for like an
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hour at least normally when Mario goes to bed, just
scrolling, watching TV, doing whatever.
You say so many things. And I didn't even, I didn't even
tell you the worst thing that you said last night.
And I don't want to because I don't want to expose you.
What does it mean to be at your cousin's wedding in a dream?
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Look, he didn't even hear me. Attending a wedding in your
dream might signify your acceptance and support for
others in your life. That's me, just finally.
And it's also talking about anticipating an upcoming event.
And it may be a dream to reveal your own emotions about
commitment and change, even if the wedding and the dream isn't
yours. Wait, so you're dreaming about
being at your cousin's wedding? So you're dreaming about
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weddings, so that means you're anticipating upcoming events?
Oh, am I not listening to you? What?
Did I say? Oh, I'm sorry, I heard it the
first time this morning. No, I mean, what did I say after
that when I kept talking? And then what does it mean for
someone to eat your? No, Mario, after I explained
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what my dream was to you, what did I say?
Oh, you were talking about like you're talking about me sleep
talking and saying weird things.Yeah.
So why would I want to, like, revisit that?
I don't even want to know what Iwas.
Saying, I kind of want to whisper in your ear just to have
your reaction. Can I please actually?
To see food in your dreams represents physical and
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emotional nourishment in energies.
The different types of foods symbolize a wide variety of
things. What type of food was stolen?
It was ever there was spicy noodles and specifically Spam
mesubi. That was like a really big one
for some reason in my dream. And then there was fried chicken
and pizza, like cafeteria pizza.Was there anything else?
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Cupcake maybe? Or a cookie.
Pizza in a dream is a positive thing.
It symbolizes things you have good feelings about, turning out
the way you want, indulgence andpleasure.
Cakes can symbolize sweet indulgences.
This dream can reflect a desire for pleasure or a need to treat
yourself. This sounds honestly really
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cool. It was a really stressful dream,
but it sounds like it has like, good.
I think I need to actually startpaying attention to your dreams
and then like researching what they mean because so far it
means that you're anticipating Agigantic, significant change in
your life, perhaps a wedding. And the food that you see on
your plate that's giving you nourishment is like, indulge,
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treat yourself, you know? What I mean, you know what's
crazy? Spicy noodles in a dream, What
does it mean? Every time I think that I'm not
as stressed as I am and every time I try to bury stress, I
have a dream about my teeth falling out, which is.
Like that means it's a money problem.
If you're worried about money, it's your teeth.
Google it, Go ahead. Oh, by the way, we're about to
get into our fun facts, so mightas well do these anyways.
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Yeah, no, that's not what it means.
What I've heard is that it signifies you not having control
over something common and often unsettling experience.
While there's no single definitive interpretation, shut
up anxiety and stress. Teeth falling out can symbolize
feelings of anxiety, insecurity or a loss of control.
I thought it had to do with money too, but you know what?
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I just realized you had because you said you had spicy noodles
on your plate. Yeah.
Who had the noodle dream? You know, like Kung Fu Panda.
You haven't. Seen those in a long time and I
don't know. Wait, what?
I know, I know, I know. Don't catch Paul has the noodle
dream. You know what I'm talking about.
No. She punched me, Yeah.
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Did I have, like, literally a splitting image of the demon
from the scary movie that we hadjust saw on my back?
So when she rolled over looking to me for comfort, she was
greeted with literally the most horrifying silhouette of a shiny
white demon face. I'm glad that she threw a punch.
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Don't tell her I said that, but yeah, she struck me right in the
back. She struck me good.
Did it startle me? Yeah.
But it's good to know that she'swilling to give the smoke to a
demon. A demon laying in bed beside me,
between us. I'm protected in the night if I
fail to awake in the night and the demon slips in between us.
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It's good to know that Bryn, thestrongest, the bravest, the most
brilliant bubble gum booty baddie of all, will beat that
boy with a bat. I thought we already knew this
because when smoke scared us, that one time you ran into the
bathroom and I was ready to fight.
A girl that'll throw hands. Damn I've.
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Never thrown hands though, I've never.
You just hit me the other night.Did it hurt?
And. I'm trying to find the screen
recording of the fun facts that everyone sent in on my phone and
I just have so many pictures of smokes wearing a King's outfit.
Oh yeah, we bought them a littleHalloween outfits.
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We're about to get into you guysas fun facts.
So this is the perfect time to remind you all to follow us on
all our socials, make sure that you're commenting, engaging.
We're going to have a Patreon coming soon, the pretty funny
Patreon, where you can be a pretty funny or really funny
member. And we're going to have all
sorts of things, polls, all sorts of comments and messages
and voice memos, things you can leave and interact with us.
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And this is a great example because we're about to get into
your fun facts to discuss. Make sure to comment.
Make sure to makes. Make sure to comment what we
need from you. Listen to me what we need from
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you. Mario wants everybody to comment
people and things that we shoulddress up as during the month of
October for our Halloween podcast episodes.
There's. 5 episodes. Here's a list of characters and
costumes and ideas and inspiration that we already
have, that we're already playing, that we're already
discussing. And if any of them happen to be
group costumes, there might be asurprise waiting for you guys.
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Oh yeah, we might have some guests.
In the future. Before we get into everyone
else's fun facts that they submitted, do you have any fun
facts that you like give constantly or like a go to fun
fact or like a fun fact you seemto be telling more than often?
Please comment your fun facts ifwe don't get to them.
This is one that I learned recently.
If I think of more I will share more.
We were playing a game that had to deal with facts and things.
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Most Muppets are left-handed because the puppeteers are
right-handed, so they have to use their left hand to control.
The Muppets are left-handed. Because their puppeteers are
right-handed. Most people are right-handed.
Muppet here. I'm Kermit the Frog and then.
That's your Kermit the Frog impression.
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It's not easy being green. What were you like beatboxing?
What the fuck was that the? Microphone wasn't picking.
Up on my no, don't blame it. I'll.
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Do it. Come on.
Come on. Give us your best Kermit.
Come on, give us your best Kermit Bren.
Easy being green. I was just trying to copy you,
but OK. So here's Kermit right here.
Here's Kermit. I control his hand with this.
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OK, OK, this is Kermit's hand that I'm controlling through a
wire. This is Kermit.
Hi guys. So he's left-handed,
Right-handed. Hold on.
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Hold on. Hi.
Guys, I'm Kermit the Frog. No, do the Kermit voice.
Hi guys, I'm Kermit the Frog. That wasn't bad.
That wasn't bad. That wasn't terrible.
It's not easy being green. You were green last episode.
Oh my God, I was. Do you have any fun facts that
you would like to share with theclass?
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My first fun fact in something that I've been struggling to
comprehend is apparently this ishow big Africa is.
You might look at this and be like, Oh yeah, Africa.
I'm familiar. The countries within this
continent are not African countries.
These are all the other countries from the map.
And as you can see, Africa's huge.
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Like why isn't the map showing this correctly?
Like this is freaking me out. Is this?
True. Have you ever seen a size
accurate map? Every time I pull up a map, it's
not a size accurate map. So I'm accustomed to the maps
that we have have to like specifically look up, look at
you're looking up a size accurate map right now.
Why is it so hard to find? Like I want to know how big the
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world is. It is hard because it's like
like this is a size accurate mapand look at how big Africa is.
You're right, it's easy. Yeah.
So this is a size accurate map. This is what we actually look
like. Isn't that freaky?
Well, yeah, it's crazy. Also, like I know that Europe
doesn't necessarily look the same size as America on the map,
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the map that we're given, but like when you do go there, it's
so small compared. I know that obviously the map
that we look at every single dayis distorted and I've known that
my whole life. It's just freaky every time I
remind myself and look at a realsize accurate map of the world.
It's really scary because we're delusional of how we we think
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the world is. I mean, look how big Africa is.
Point Nemo. Do you know what Point Nemo?
Is, oh, the furthest part? You're further.
It's the same distance to the moon as it is to Point Nemo.
Is that the fun fact? Point Nemo is the oceanic pool
of Inaccessibility, the most remote point on Earth, located
in the South Pacific Ocean about2688 kilometers from the nearest
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landmasses. It serves as a spacecraft
cemetery or deorbited satellitesand space stations, is a
biological desert due to its lack of nutrients from the
surrounding ocean currents, and is so isolated.
The astronauts on the International International
Space Station are the closest human inhabitants.
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Damn, imagine just like waking up someday and you're there.
Yeah, so. It's with that buoy.
Bryn is What is that? My lip gloss.
God, it's. My lip gloss.
I have big lips. They're it looks like hold on,
hold on. Can we get a close up on this?
Hold on. It's my lip gloss.
It looks like a fairy sat on this like a toilet and just took
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a big dust load. It looks like My Little Pony was
using this as a spitter. Like you know what I'm saying?
Like that's got that like pink on.
It maybe I spat in it. I'm just.
Stalling. That boy is corrupt.
Stop drawing on me. What are you drawing?
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That's a penis. No, it's not, Brian.
That looks just like a penis. Literally.
Not and it doesn't. She is putting penis on me.
It doesn't even look like a penis.
Oh, it's a little skull. Yeah, a little penis.
Skull. Bitch tickles Bryn.
Come on, Bryn, that tickles so much.
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Why? Drill school.
I have to take a picture to sendit to Emma so that she can show
the people. It looks like General Grievous,
and I know you're proud of it, but.
It does kind of look like General Grievous.
Can you read this in your Muppetvoice please?
As a Muppet, just read it. Just read it.
Don't, don't overthink it. Just read it.
You got it. You weren't the chosen 1.
Come on, come on with it. Get like I want you to do it for
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real you. Weren't the Chosen One.
It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not doing
them. You were to bring balance to the
Force, not leave it in darkness.I hate you.
You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.
But. Juice, it was worth the.
Squeeze, did you like it? That's perfect.
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That's so good. Do you like your General
Grievous tattoo that I gave? You I do.
I feel like I'm getting a personal show from Jim Henson
and at the same time I'm Bob Ross's canvas and somehow both
these gentlemen got rolled into this beautiful body.
I just sent you my fun fact. I want you to look at it because
I've never seen this before and can we just throw it up right
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here? But this is the in and out
secret menu CHEAT SHEET. Have you ever looked at this or
got any of this stuff? So when I was hired at in and
Out, I did in fact looked at look, they, they, this is part
of the hiring process. What this you have to like,
memorize all this? Yeah.
Oh, you do. Yeah, the secret menu is like,
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obviously we have to know it as workers.
What's in the Flying Dutchman? I worked there for a week can.
You even say that you worked there if you were there for a
week. No, but I know that I saw that.
How many? Burgers, did you bake?
All I knew was my training from it my.
Tranny I didn't. Make any burgers.
I fucked up a lot of lettuce andtomatoes and onions.
That was basically it. You just fucked this.
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No. That was I just.
Cut a lot of vegetation and thenquit I.
Went in there I've up a lot of lot of potatoes, lot of lettuce
and then and then I quit I. Cut a lot of veggies.
How'd it go at your first week of work?
Lemon pepper fries? What?
Oh Brynn, how'd it go in your your first week at?
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I was there for like 2 weeks at least.
No, if any of our like viewers work it in and out I would love
for y'all to speak up because you have to cut.
No like I've worked in SO. They're like a bunch of like
tomatoes and lettuce like waiting at in and out for all
y'all to show up like. Kind of like.
Every morning it's like let. Me talk about I have my
experience. I know.
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But like every morning, it's like the outsiders.
It's like a rumble between the the greasers and the socias.
And it's the lettuce and the tomatoes.
I know. What it felt like.
Verse verse these like teenagerstrying to cut up all these
lettuce and tomatoes and it's a brawl every morning.
Too, If anyone actually like that, views us like that,
watches, works it in and out, please confirm.
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No Mario, you don't understand. No, you have to do it in such a
specific time frame and you haveto do so many things.
No. And I got yelled at because I
threw the fucking tomato scraps away and apparently I wasn't
supposed to do that because. You're just like describing the
job and you're like, you have tocut up like so.
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Many you've seen in and out. Yeah, I've seen the line of at,
in and out. I know how hard they work and
like how much they're saying. I'm not.
I've it's fucking 9:00 AM and I'm sitting there literally like
fighting for my life to cut somefucking lettuce.
Yeah, I know. It was just funny because I was
like, it just sounds like you'redescribing the job.
Like I had to cut so much lettuce.
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That was the only thing I. Worked there for two weeks.
I worked there for two weeks. That's all I knew was just
literally veggies like flying. I do appreciate the fact that
with in and out everything is fresh.
Forgive me if I'm wrong. They don't have a freezer.
It's literally, I'm sorry, I'm burping.
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It's literally just their produce is out and then they
have a fridge. Like I would have to go through
and I would have to pick tomatoes and like make sure that
they were good tomatoes and I would get fucking castorized if
they weren't good tomatoes. I had to go through all of the
produce hand by hand, each one, and inspect them and make sure
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there was no bruises or anything, anything bad at all.
And I would pick good ones or ones that weren't ripe yet.
Like I had to go through each and every produce and then I
would go and I would literally as quickly as I possibly could
cut all of them. No, and that's what that's the
thing I love about you. That's the thing I love.
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I believe you. Have you ever had anything from
in and out that wasn't like top quality you brought up?
In and out I went. There.
It's really good quality. I didn't want to work there.
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I did not enjoy. It wasn't for me the quality of
the food I got. That's why I quit, because I
didn't have my fucking tomato scraps checked by the general
manager. What are you talking?
About if you go to an amount, just know that your tomato slice
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on your burger was checked by a general manager.
Your tomato slice, your one single tomato slice was approved
by a higher up. Oh my.
Gosh, you're so bad. You OK?
I. Don't even want to start about
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like the Peppers, which are a side.
They're a side. They're not even on the fucking
burgers. They're not.
And don't get me wrong, I am a woman of quality.
I cook every everything in my power.
I cook with quality. I look for quality in
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everything. I would never give you a bad
pepper or a bad tomato slice. What are you talking about?
But God forbid. What the fuck are you talking
about? The animal style of rice.
They're potato fries. Why would I?
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Why would I call? Why would I call them that?
They're fries. Oh my God, they're basic fries.
Suck ass. They taste like.
Cardboard. They're basic fries suck ass.
Have you had a regular in and out fry?
OK, we are done with our fun facts.
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Starting right now. We're.
Getting to everyone else's fun facts.
We have to get into everyone else's fun facts.
We know OK, but like actually genuinely have you had an in and
out fry without like the dressing?
In and out fries fucking suck bread.
They're terrible. They're the worst fries there
is. Thank you.
That's why you would go to McDonald's.
Yes, I would go to In and Out and I'd get a burger and I'd
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stop at McDonald's has the best fries.
Yep. I mean, we know this.
Unless Taco Bell's being a little bitch again.
The fuck's wrong with you, Taco Bell, huh?
There's so much shit I want to hype up about you, Taco Bell.
But guess what? Once I tell people how much I
love oh, I almost said it. I almost said that item you got
right now and I don't even want to say it because once I say it,
then you're just going to take it away, you little dirty slut.
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No, they, who knows if they havethe fries right now?
Who knows? I just saw a video of a girl
finding a worm in her Taco Bell.Did I ever tell you when I found
a worm and smokes his puke? God knows Smokes is our cat.
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Yes, and when we got Cosmo, Cosmo had worms and he passed
them on to smokes and smokes threw up in my hallway and there
was worms in his puke. Pretty sure there's still smokes
puke from our last episode over there by that tripod.
Can we get somebody to clean that up, please?
Fun fact, I sound like Jason Lee.
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Do you guys know Jason Lee? He's the Voices syndrome.
My name is Earl Dave Seville from Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Alvin. Yeah, they got.
Yeah, he looks like. Do I sound like him?
Not only do you sound like him, you also look like him.
Let us know our doppelgangers along with our our Halloween
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costumes you want us to do. OK guys?
Without further ado, we're aboutto dive in deeply,
enthusiastically, passionately into the fun facts that you guys
submitted. Thank you so much, We love you.
And I know this has been a lot of tomfoolery, but the silly
gooses have landed and we're in the pond of seriousness.
It's going to be a lot of rapid fire.
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I feel like we'll Google when wefeel necessary.
First one that caught my eye at K like the letter pig orgasms
last 30 minutes I. You know, I think I would have a
seizure. If that's a seizure, sign me up.
What do you think your. Longest orgasm has been and do
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you think it's been with me? What is like the let's let's
take a guess. What is the what?
How long is the average orgasm would you say?
If I had a guess it would be like 10 seconds.
Ten, yeah, like 8 to 8 to 12 seconds. 8 to 12 seconds, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you're just adding two seconds either way online,
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but. Yeah, orgasms in women often
last longer than men, with an average orgasm lasting from 13
to 51 seconds. 51 Wait, no dead ass, actually.
Hold on. OK, Forget human.
I'm going to go man and then woman.
How long is the average man orgasm?
Several seconds. Several.
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That's it. Three to 10.
Three to 10. OK, I said 8 to 12.
Yeah. So I I feel like I'm getting
some pretty good ones. 30, Oh myGod.
The longest orgasm in mammals isthat of the domestic pig.
On average, it orgasms last 30 minutes.
That can also last for as long as 90 minutes.
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You imagine just sitting there, just going to town.
There's no way. Yeah.
I just looked up the world record for the longest orgasm
for men and women. There's literally no way.
What? Does it say?
Women. Six hours 30 minutes.
Men 8 hours and 30 minutes. Yo drop the cheat code.
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No way. What is it like circle circle
square for that? Long you're squirting for 8
hours. What is the code?
What's the what's the cheat code?
How do we do this? Was it the triangle square
analog stick right trigger like what do you what?
What's The Who? Why don't you just give the
secrets to unlock, you know, hour long orgasms.
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Oh my God, are you kidding me? No one would get anything done.
Everyone just be walking around,you know?
Well, yeah, I'm like, is that multiple ejaculations?
I don't even well, obviously you're in AI mean you just drain
your whole body. If you actually had to like keep
some sort of matter or material dust.
That's what I mean, Like coming out of it, You, you, just you.
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You'd ejaculate your whole body out of yourself, yo.
Mama breastfeed like this. What?
Yo mama's so old she breastfeed like this.
With the dust yo Mama jokes. No.
Do you know any off your brand? No.
Do you know any off your? Brain.
Brain. Do you know any off the top of
your brain? I don't.
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Yo Mama jokes. Yo, mama's so ugly.
Your mom's so hairy when she lifts her arm it looks like
she's got Sasquatch and a headlock.
Comment you're. If you've made it this far,
comment yo Mama. Comment yo the code word is yo
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Mama the. Code word is yo Mama.
The code word this episode is yoMama and can we please comment
our favorite y'all jokes? So we're one fun fact into the
fun fact episode. Let's keep it going.
There's been a lot of people saying that platypuses are
venomous, and for me that's not a fun fact because I already
knew. Are they venomous or poisonous?
Venomous. Are you sure?
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No. You know the difference, no?
Me either. No, Venom is when you bite.
Poisonous when right. Venom.
Venom venom venom venom venom venom.
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I have no actually dead ass because I've seen another one.
I have so many fucking fun factsabout kids or not kids.
What do you mean? I know that can work.
Kneecaps. Kneecaps what?
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I have so many fucking fun facts.
So many fun facts about kids. Did you know that kids
eventually grow up to be adults with you?
OK, Penguins have knees. Owls have knees.
Babies are born without kneecaps.
Those are them. Wait, babies aren't born with
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kneecaps? Why did I know that?
But forget about that. Yeah.
And then they also have like multiple.
Was this a dis on me? I'm reading through them.
One of the fun facts is And you'll go blind.
What? Am I going to go blind?
50 Shades of grey wouldn't existwithout 911.
That's the My Chemical Romance made the song that inspired
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Twilight, that inspired something with the Stephanie
Meyer. Stephanie, Stephanie.
Stephanie Meyer. When you realize Christian Gray
is just Bruce Wayne, but like a sexual one instead of, you know,
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Christian Gray's parents dying in an alley.
Instead of getting vengeance, hewants pussy.
Exactly like it's like Bruce Wayne instead of using like his
bill. You know the the the craziest
part about Bruce Wayne? Is he asexual?
Because I wouldn't be surprised.He's what?
Asexual. Or he's just like, not into sex.
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Does he fuck? Bruce Wayne.
Yeah, Bruce Wayne fucks. Are you kidding me?
Bruce Wayne fucks more than Christian Gray for sure.
Is Albert or whatever the fuck his name?
Albert. Alfred.
Alfred. I'm close enough.
Albert. I'm fucking close enough.
I'm right there. I'm right there.
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It's. Like the knock off Batman.
I'm learning. Like Brian Wayne.
Wait, no. But does Alfred get like the Red
Room ready? I don't know, I haven't read.
I haven't either. Have you watched?
I watched the movie, yeah. I did too, in theaters.
Unfortunately, yeah. I was like, we watched the whole
thing just for the weekend to sing a couple songs, and then
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like she got spanked a couple times.
At the end. I was like, wow, I guess I'm
Christian Grey. With all the wildness going on
in this movie. Was there like a lot?
Of I thought I was like, traumatized from listening to
those songs by the weekend because I was broken up with
that scene. I was 14 by the way.
You got broken up. Yeah, you're at My first
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boyfriend broke up with me when that movie got released and I
went and saw it with my friend. Her parents let us sing because.
It was an R18. Yeah, it was an R rated movie.
I can't remember it being like asuper crazy.
I care for you. You.
You. You call me my name.
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You. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on. Whoa.
Hey, no hold. Stop, Brynn.
Stop. You're being.
In the name of love, you're being a little.
You're being a little We have toget through these fun facts.
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You're being a little, you know,you know you're.
Done whore, you're. Being a little whore.
How would you call me that? You're being a little whore.
How could you call me that? That's so fucking rude.
Brynn's being a little whore again it.
Hurt me hip. Being a whore.
I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah.
How many times a day do you think?
Fun fact, how many times a day do you think I'd twerk for you?
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Oh. Endlessly.
Like actually. I think it's like a greeting for
you. It's like a not like your
equivalent to going like this. To me, like is like you just
twerking like. Out go up the stairs and I'm
just. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's very encouraged. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
I need to. I need to step up my numbers.
When was the last time I twerkedfor you?
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I think today let's. Go to the next boat.
Facts spill my. Water try to hum while your nose
is plugged. You can't hum with your nose
plugged. Do it.
What that? Was all I could get out.
Try to hum for like more than like like 3 seconds straight
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with your nose. Oh that's pretty good.
That's pretty. Good, fuck you.
Whoa, easy. Who?
Fuck who? The haters.
OK, Beavers used to be the size of brown bears.
Let's talk about that for a second.
What? There's no way.
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Beavers. Oh my God.
Fun fact, this is a Beaver tail.See this right here.
Yeah, it's like a platypus, isn't it?
Yeah, they got this, this tail that is just one paddle behind
them for swimming, right? But look at the bone structure.
And we've talked about this multiple times on the podcast.
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But like, imagine the dinosaurs,what they could.
This is a Beaver tail. This is what the tail looks
like, and this is what the bone structure beneath looks like,
right? So, you know, who's to say that,
you know, dinosaurs didn't look completely different?
I mean, that's a Beaver tail. I would have never known that's
a Beaver tail. I have a question for you.
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Yeah. What type of animal would you
qualify a Beaver as? A mammal.
Is it a marsupial? Is it a North American
marsupial? It's a rodent.
A beaver's a rodent. That's a mammal.
Well, yeah, but like, it's the second largest rodent.
After Cape Vera and then it's like a Beaver.
So like a Beaver is just like a really big rat that hates
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fucking trees. That's awesome, Beavers.
Yeah, they could reach back in the Ice Age 7 feet.
Beavers. 7 feet. Yo, they would have been mowing
down the Redwood forest. None of us would have stood a
chance if Beavers were the size of bears.
They'd be just chewing through people.
They'd be mowing down entire civilizations.
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How big are Beavers right now? A.
Beaver is between 1 and 1 1/2 feet tall.
Oh, and so you said they're up to 7 feet back in however long
ago they were. Yeah, imagine a Beaver taller
than this. You know.
The tall Beaver That's a big Beaver can.
I go back to the knees thing fora second.
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Of course, elephants are the only animals with four knees.
Fun fact. I have another one.
Human teeth are the only part ofthe body that can't heal
themselves. Yeah, I've had my teeth knocked
out twice and these ones are getting like a little.
My front ones, they're getting alittle loose.
Are there really? Yeah, my gums are like all
sensitive and I'm. Not smiling.
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Cuz I'm not scared there's gonnabe a day they're just like I'm
gonna be eating a quesarito or you know what I mean?
And they just, I'm just gonna like be like, ow, like what the?
And then it just going to be my exposed little nub tooth, You
know what I mean? Like it's actually terrifying.
Yeah, but it'll be OK, you know,Fixed.
A group of armadillos is called a roll.
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To conclude today's episode. I'm going to be saying the names
of groups of animals and everyone listening and watching
and Bryn are going to guess whatanimals I'm referring to and
then we'll close her out. So, Bryn, OK, a herd or a
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parade? Deer.
Elephants, OK. Deer are also a herd.
A lot of animals fall under a herd.
These ones you love very much. That's your clue.
A bed. Cats, not cats.
It does start with a it starts with AC.
It's not capa. Bearas starts with AC.
It's something you love and it'sin a bed.
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Maybe I'll give you another clue.
Maybe like a sea bed, maybe like.
AI don't like anything that comes from sea.
Clams. Oysters.
Oh, I like to eat them. A colony.
We were just talking about these.
Ants. When did we talk about ants?
I don't know, but aren't ants a part of a colony?
Yeah, that sounds right. Maybe Cheetah.
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It says Beavers Coalition. Snakes.
That's the name of cheetahs. Is it Coalition.
A troop. Ants.
Nope, those are baboons. A murder.
I know a. Murder.
Do you know a murder? A murder is crows, yeah.
A colony or an army is in fact ants, yes.
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Two weeks from today is October 1st, and we would love if all of
you could send in your favorite ghost stories or personal ghost
stories, preferably personal so that we can react to them and do
a little like haunted. Imagine there's a flashlight
right here. I'm not just holding my hands a
little like. Yeah, the Halloween episodes
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with these scary ghost stories for.
One for sure, 5 episodes of themand we are both so excited.
I'm sorry I didn't let you finish with your animal.
No, you're fine. I'm just going to list off a
bunch. Rapid fire, a skulk or a leash
is Fox's hatch or business flies.
A stand or flamboyance is flamingos.
Flamboyant flamingos. A cast is Falcons, Emus is a
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mob. A gang is elk.
I love all of them. Brace paddling or team is ducks,
a duel is doves, quiver is cobras, Reg is Colts.
I think that concludes our fun fact episode.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you guys so much for everyone that
submitted fun facts. We literally have a billion more
to go through. So let us know if you want us to
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just continue doing an ongoing segment of fun facts or whole
episodes dedicated to fun facts,whatever you guys want.
Again, we're as always, we're approachable, we're coachable.
We love you guys so much and thank you so much for listening,
tuning in and. Sending everything that you
possibly can to involve yourselfand so that we can be involved
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with you. We appreciate you all so much.
Yes, and we appreciate you, Emma, our wonderful, amazing
editor. And as always, we hope you guys
have a wonderful Wednesday and awonderful week.
And Oh my God, just comment all the things that we told you to
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