May 7, 2025 • 54 mins
We're back from Coachella and ready to share everything and anything about what we experienced in the desert - the good, the bad, and the ridiculously expensive! We share our favorite shows of the weekend and discuss why influencers like us get invited to these types of events. Oh and we had too much to say for one episode...stay tuned for part two :)
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We need the cats. Everyone's been requesting the
cats. We tried to trap them in here so
that we could show you smokes. I can.
Get Cosmo Cosmo good. Boy, this is Smokes.
He's a snow leopard mix. As you can see, he's Gray and
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white and he's just a cuddle bug.
He is the sweetest little Kitty cat ever.
OK, goodbye. And this is Cosmo who's trying
to escape. He can be very cuddly when he
chooses to be, but for the most part he's pretty timid and
doesn't like to be held up when he doesn't want to be.
You want to show them your face.I don't think I showed Smokes
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Smokes his face. I bet I can get Smokes to come
up here and actually get in the camera.
Give me the plastic. Smokes loves plastic.
OK, let me set the baby down. This is fat baby here.
Give me the. Give me the you got him.
And this is big baby. We have fat baby.
And big baby. This is big, baby.
Look at him. I wish they could talk.
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I do too. Can you imagine having the cats?
Actually, I don't want to know what they would.
Say, I was about to say, how quickly would you have to put
them down if they could talk like the things that they've
seen? Really, I don't even want to
know. I don't even want to know.
Is that why they'd look at me sometimes like that?
I feel like they would go onlineand do like a tell all about us.
Oh my God, yeah. I'm not really worried about us
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at all. I would be very scared to do an
interview. How long have you had them?
55. Five years.
Yeah, smokes will be 6 years in October.
So from like ages 21 through 26,you've had those cats?
Yeah. I don't want to know anything
that they've seen, things that they've seen.
Yeah, they've been through a lot.
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Well, they've. Been through a lot I'm.
Sure, you went through a lot while you were with them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
We should probably and a lot of vagina.
Oh yeah. Oh, wait, let's.
OK, actually, I do want to hear what they have to say.
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Roll the intro. Welcome back to the Pretty Funny
Podcast. I'm Bryn.
And I'm Mario. Hello.
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I'm so excited for this week. I'm very, very excited.
First off, thank you Medieval Times for these lovely cups.
Yes, what are we drinking? This is a rum and Red Bull with
grenadine. Double rum, Red Bull.
That's what I drank this entire weekend.
That's my new drink. Double Rum.
Red Bull. Rum became our bitch this
weekend. I'm a pirate now.
Malibu. Oh my God, that's just a drunk
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coconut. That's all Malibu is.
It's a drunk coconut. Childish as much as you want,
but like. Who's calling it childish?
So many people. I talked about Malibu on one of
my tik toks and everyone in the comments was like act like an
adult. If you're not drinking Ford
F-150 whiskey, then do you even have a penis?
No, I don't. How dare you drink Malibu room
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with a red bowl You're. Really good at.
That red bowl gives you gives you wings, Red bowl and rum
gives you a vagina we were drinking it with.
The white Peach Red Bull, though?
Why do I have to drink gasoline to be a man?
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, That is why do I have to
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do that? Know how many old fashions I've
had thrown in my face? No.
This is a good one. This is, Yeah.
Oh, I thought you might. Shout out Cody Marler.
If you don't know Cody Marler orthe Marlers, go follow the
Marlers. They're amazing.
We love them. Cody.
It was I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I just addressing Cody real. Oh, fuck me.
Oh, I'm sorry. That's what the therapist was
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telling us. I interrupt too much.
Our therapist is Emma. I'm just trying to say that when
you said. Oh fuck, I'm sorry.
Go ahead. I'm trying to say thrown in your
face. I thought you meant like people
throwing drinks in your face. No, I mean like just given to me
and Cody did show me a really good old fashioned when it has
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bacon in it and it's like heavy on the citrus in the syrup or
whatever, it's on me. Is that a fucking?
I thought it was a spider web. What are you is really scared of
spiders. And it's really fucking funny.
No, I'm not. Well, let's get into it though.
This weekend we were at Coachella.
Sonya, Emma. Coachella.
This entire episode is going to be about our Coachella
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experience. Yes, it may or may not be two
parts. Oh yeah, we have a lot to say.
Yeah, OK. This is going to be Part 1.
We're going to cover as much as we can, but yeah, we want to
talk about a lot. We understand how out of touch
it appears to go to Coachella. And to be honest, I was not
excited to go whatsoever becauseall I've heard is the horror
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stories and all I've seen is people make fun of it online.
Especially being someone with a lot of followers and Internet
personality and influencer at Coachella.
I was like, do I even post? Do I even want to deal with
this? Like I don't care what I'm
what's my OTD. That we were dating last year
when I went to Coachella and I was complaining a lot last year
at Coachella I was not having a great time I just wanted to go
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back to my room and FaceTime Mario the entire time I.
I was at work and then it was like 9:00 at night and you're
like, I'm already back at the hotel.
Yeah, I didn't see any of the headliners last year because
honestly, I didn't really like the lineup that much either.
And I just wasn't in the mood. Like I would drink and pregame
while I was getting ready and like be OK until literally like
1:00 PM and we would get to the festival grounds and within an
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hour or two of being there I waslike, I got this straw has been
in front of my face this entire time.
Oh, that's lovely. Yeah.
Wait a while. Mine.
No mine's. Good.
No, but literally within like a couple of hours being there.
Can you hear it? Yeah, Mario, I'm talking for the
love of God. Last year just made me feel
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really, really, really fucking old.
Like I could not walk around, myfeet were hurting, I couldn't
drink. I was just, I was over it.
And I wanted to go home and go to sleep.
She left me out of nowhere. I don't know what I did wrong, I
just interrupt you so much, I'm so sorry.
You do. It's actually like we got to
work that out before we did thiswhole two-part episode.
I'm really sorry, I always instantly regret it.
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It's like masturbating right? When I'm done doing it I'm like
why did I do this? How could I have done this to
myself? You have post interrupt clarity.
Post what? Instead of post not clarity, you
have post interrupt clarity. This show is definitely pretty
and funny. Because I'm both.
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So you went in very low expectations.
Correct. Yeah, cuz like all I'd known
about it is from what I'd seen online and then from you going
last year. Yeah.
And give me the play by play. And so I was like, why does
anyone even put themselves through this?
Yeah. Because all it is is like a
bunch of out of touch influencers doing Get Ready with
me and seeing overplayed artists.
Like that's the whole thing. And being an extravagant.
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Amount of money to do it. Yeah, and like the whole like,
stereotype of like, no one actually goes for the music and
no one cares about the music. They're just there to get their
selfies and their content and whatever and move on.
All of that said, I had a fucking blast.
I had the best time. Like honestly, it was one of the
funnest weekends I've had. Like I know, and we will get
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into it. Like how much we spent, like
what we saw, what we did. And yes, some of it is very
ridiculous. And we thought that while we
were there, we would literally like, spend the money and be
like, let's see what this reallyis about so we can relay to
everybody like, what's going on at Coachella, like what the
experience is really, really like.
Yeah, so we'll tell you about everything and then I feel like
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at the very end of the episode we can give the grand total of
how much we spent. Oh yeah, cuz we can take the
time in between. It was a lot.
It was not cheap. Let me just get that out of the
way. But it was so much fun.
Like, I actually had a fucking fantastic time.
Yeah. Like I really, genuinely did.
Like it was really, really good.Yeah, I did too.
It was probably aside from maybelike, I don't even know.
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I was gonna say maybe aside frommy first Coachella, but I still
think this one was more fun because I had more freedom than
I did my first Coachella. This was my sorry.
This was my fourth Coachella also, for those of you who don't
know. So I've I've been through the
ringer. I know what it's like.
This was my first time going to Coachella and you have to keep
in mind I've been to I think 3 or 4 concerts my entire life.
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I went to Big and Rich, save a horse, ride a cowboy when I was
in love. It was pretty fun.
It was pretty fun. Honestly it was pretty fun.
And then I saw a little Dicky inlike I want to say. 20/17/2018
at Club La Villa during spring break in Panama City Beach, $20
front row. Little Dicky.
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I was in love. I told all my friends I was like
Oh my God, little Dicky like Oh my God, he's like the best.
He's so funny like that. It's like, I don't know what
year it was whenever you. Talk about seeing little Dicky.
I'm always like, I'm so jealous of you.
I wish we saw little Dicky last.Year and then we saw.
What am I saying? We were at Seth Rogen's
Hollywood or Seth Rogen smokes the Hollywood Bowl.
Yeah. And it was like Snoop Dogg, Post
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Malone. We'll get in Post Malone.
Little Dicky and I think that was it.
Bill Bird did stand up. Seth Rogen did stand up.
I think there was like an improvgroup that went out like it was.
Fun. It was fun.
It was really fun. Those were the only concerts
I've ever been to though, and. Then this and Billy Joel.
Owen. You always forget Billy Joel.
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He literally always. And we went together that.
Was like, oh that's such a good time, one of my first.
Times meeting your family, it's not the first.
Time. Such a good You cried with my
mom, Billy Joel. It was at T-Mobile Park in
Seattle, the baseball field. And I love Billy Joel.
I worship Billy Joel. Oh my God.
I grew up on Billy Joel. Whoa.
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For the longest time. Oh.
Every day that I go without marrying you is just a miracle.
I don't understand how I do it. Honestly.
What am I doing? At this point?
I didn't even know that you knewthat song.
What? I'm so proud of you.
Oh. Thank you so much going into
heat I also. Going into heat I.
Have to fart. Oh yeah, Jarred up.
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No, open it in my face. I.
Oh wow, that was a stinky one. I.
No, I haven't even farted. Oh, I thought you.
I thought the can you stop farting on the podcast?
Oh my God, how many concerts have you been to your whole?
Life. I literally couldn't count them.
I have been to at least like a hundred.
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A hundred. I've been to so many.
Didn't start going to concerts until I was in college, except I
think I maybe went to like I went to Lilith Fair when I was
in middle school. Do you know what that is?
Not a clue. It's at the Gorge in Washington
and it's like a lesbian festival, like it's known for
like lesbian. My, my dad, his girlfriend took
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me. I don't know.
And we wonder. How I turned out the way I did.
Oh, so that explains it how the devil found you?
Unbelievable. It was at the Lilith Fair.
I was at an impressionable age. And you went and saw a bunch of
lesbians singing. No, there, no, I saw like
Sugarland. Did you go and repent for your
sins? OK, wait, no, maybe it's not.
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Maybe it's not lesbian. You assumed that.
Just women. It's just women.
Sorry, maybe I'm just lesbian. Oh wow, that really does prove
you're lesbian for sure. It was a groundbreaking music
festival and concert tour. Oh, wait, what?
It was after 1999 I went to it. Wait, hold on.
Oh yeah. Revived in 2010.
It's all female fronted artists founded by Sarah McLachlan.
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I will remember you there's. Going to be a lot of singing in
this episode. I have a feeling in my gut I
kind of have to poop. I can hold it.
Don't have anything else on yourbrain.
If you really got to go poop, gopoop.
I'm not even joking. Just go poop while Bryn is in
the bathroom. I have this folder on my phone.
It's called my ideas, and it's just ideas I have after
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participating in a certain substance.
And why don't I just, you know, take a scroll Because there's a
lot. There's a lot.
There's a lot, right? Take a scroll and let's do a
idea while Brynn is pushing out a poopy.
Let's see here. If we say we believe in not
showing our kids online when we have kids, that just means our
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kids. It's ugly.
Oh, thank God you're back. Before I do another one.
I I was. I just showed them my idea.
Oh. Folder.
What was it? That if we ever hide our
children like it's. Because they're ugly.
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Yeah, when did we talk about that?
I forgot I. Thought that was today.
Did you poop? Yeah.
You're like a pigeon. You poop so fast.
I don't know. It takes me like 2 business days
to poop. I just wait until I have to and
then I get it out and then I'm done.
I do too. I'm usually usually the poop
beats me to the bathroom. I've shit my pants way too many
times. You thought you did earlier
today. I did.
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We don't have to talk about all that, though.
Anyways, back to Coachella. So Long story short, we want to
go through who we saw. We want to give you our top five
artists. Yes, I wrote down my top five.
You wrote down your top five. Yes, literally 54321.
And we're going to use these little whiteboards and we're
going to write them down and reveal them to each.
Other, we should say everybody that we saw.
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Yes, I'm sorry. I'm just really excited about
the whiteboards. We yeah, we have the overview.
We have the overview. OK Friday we saw Saint John,
Lola Young, Joe DJO, Joe Jenson,Boone, Missy Elliott and Lady
Gaga. Yes.
Saturday we saw Ed Sheeran, T Pain, Charlie XCX and Green Day.
Yes. Sunday we only saw Megan, the
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Stallion and Post Malone. Yes Yeah.
All right, we have our whiteboards.
We will read them out loud for our audio listeners, but right
now we're going to write down our. #5. #5 wait, I have to pull
up my list, Oh my God. I know mine right off the top of
my brain. OK, I know mine.
Oh, you're going to. OK, judge me. #5.
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Let me know when you're ready. Why are you drawing so much?
I'm not drawing. OK.
You ready? Yeah, at #5 You ready?
OK. 321 Megan the Stallion. Megan the Stallion, Look at I
drew a little butt twerking. Oh yeah, it's.
Beautiful. Wow.
Megan the stallion #5 yeah. Yeah, that's all.
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She was so good. I was having the time of my
life. Yes, she did.
Like this heavy metal part? Oh, yeah.
Do you remember? Oh.
My God, it was. I wrote down, I just introduced
the idea folder and I'm sorry, the entire weekend I was, it was
420 weekend. Like what do you want from me?
Every single person that went out while I was literally out of
my mind, I wrote a couple of little notes about them and if
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that's OK during this podcast, Iwould love to.
You may read your notes. I do want to.
I had some. I did have some stuff about
Megan the Stallion that I would very much like to read.
I remember you showing them to me.
Hold on, Megan the Stallion. Heavy metal twerking, Rob
Zombie, Metallica, Marilyn Manson, Tenacious D Rap Party
mix goes fucking hard. Yeah, literally.
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Just like a rock concert with ass everywhere.
Yeah, it was an ass fest. Ass overload.
It was amazing. I genuinely do not understand
how one like how she moves her butt like that.
I don't get it. Literally, wrote Shakira's hips
verse Megan the Stallion's ass go.
Megan the Stallion's ass. Really.
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Yeah. So her ass doesn't lie.
No, not at all. Not a word.
Well, I'm sure it does. Not a word was spoken.
The church bells all were broken.
Comment What song? If you know the song.
Anyways, what Shakira can do with her hips, just know that
Megan the stallion, Yeah, she can do that with her cheeks.
Yeah, we'll see. The thing I think is that Megan
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the stallion can move her hips like that, but even more than
that, she moves her ass as well.So it's like Shakira's hips plus
a big ol but donk A donk twerking around.
Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda.
That's what it was. So.
Loud. Sorry.
Yeah, that's crazy. How's that Crazy.
How's that? How's that go, everybody?
Crazy curvy WAVY big titties, little waist body, crazy curvy
WAVY big titties, little waist body yadda yadda yadda yadda
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yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda.
I'm just saying. I'm just saying, if you're
looking for an anniversary gift for your boyfriend or your
girlfriend, give them tickets toMegan the Stallion.
She's just like a living art piece.
So imagine like Bowser's Castle with like ass everywhere and
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just heavy metal. Everyone's going hard.
Reminded me a lot of like Dochi's performance at the
Grammys. You know what I'm talking about?
OK, Very well choreographed. It was just Zumba for like bad
bitches, you know what I mean? That's literally what the whole
concert. Was a little ass.
You shook a lot of ass. So good.
Look at you being modest. What are you doing?
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I didn't dance as much as I thought I.
Would you danced a lot? Yeah.
Are you serious? Yeah, I did.
OK, weirdly, weirdly enough, though, where we were standing,
because we were like, in the VIPsection on the grass to the left
of the stage, we had like a giant opening behind us in the
crowd. Yeah.
Like, do you remember that? There was like.
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Were you passing gas? Like what the fuck actually was
going on there? There was like 5 square feet of
space behind me and so I was like, I don't want to throw ass
just to like all these people that could see because you know,
like if you look towards the stage, I'm right there.
There's nobody like blocking me.You're telling me that you had
your back to a crowd of people during Meg the stallion, the
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most scrum diddly delectable delicious bubble gum booty Batty
of all time, and they know you're going to be throwing that
thing around and you're saying that people step back and that's
like shocking to like witness the Mount Rushmore of ass.
In the space and then I didn't use it.
Your ass is a monument, It's a Mount Rushmore.
It's an Eiffel Tower. You know what I'm saying?
What? I said it's not that hard.
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What's not that hard? It's not as hard as rock.
It's nice and soft. Oh, it's.
Yeah, because you called it Mount Rushmore and I was like,
wait, no. Oh yeah, that's soft.
Yes. Yeah, I see what you did there.
Is there like a monument that's like squishy?
Your ass? What the fuck?
What do you mean Your ass is theStatue of Liberty, You
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understand? I did take off.
I OK. Actually I will say I started my
period that morning and I was wearing like white bloomer
shorts. That day, Oh yeah, you were
freaking out. And I was like, fuck.
So I literally wore a pair of silk, like pajama shorts under
my bloomers. But then they kept showing at
the top. They kept like coming out of the
bloomers. So I literally went into one of
the porta potties and took them off and stuffed them into the
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corner of the porta potty. And really.
Yeah, I oh. My God.
Wait, why wouldn't? You just throw it down into the
fucking through. I feel like that's a no no.
You just threw bloody. They weren't bloody.
Oh, thank God. I'm just saying if someone found
blood, I don't even want to say that out loud.
OK, They were bloody. I thought they OK, I'm just
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saying oh, oh, that's scared me a little bit.
I was like, Oh my God. No, I just took them.
I probably should have thrown them away, but I just, you know,
I was a little drunk and. Just left them in a porta.
Potty. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Not as bad as one of the porta potties I kept finding myself
in. There was like a little used
summer's Eve wipe, just sitting there with the packaging and
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everything, and I was like, oh, someone wiped their vagina and
just decided to leave it right there for everyone to witness.
You know how people have celebrity crushes?
Yeah. Who would you proudly follow
into the bathroom just to kind of catch a whiff?
You nobody, Michael B Jordan. You.
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Know what I mean? Like you see them get out of the
Porta John Michael. Do you see them get out of the
honey bucket, the Michael B Jordan?
Yeah, he's been watching a lot of Michael B Jordan lately.
And I'm like. We watch.
We watched Sinners. Yeah, so fucking.
Such. A good fucking movie.
Ryan Coogler. And then you were watching Black
Panther and both. Of those, I was like having
Michael B Jordan withdrawals. I'm not even joking.
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Like when he saw Sinners the other day.
We can get into that. Hold on, there's that's
literally we'll get into that. We'll get into that.
I had one of the best weekends on my life.
Oh yeah, we we got it. We.
Got it. OK.
We got to move on in #4. #4 OK, OK, anyways, Megan the stallion,
congratulations. Out of all the artists that we
did see, you made into the top five.
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Oh yeah, trust we love you. Like in this.
This was also a really rough, like not rough.
What am I saying? This was a really, really hard
top five to pick. Like I love so many people that
we saw. Oh yeah, it was really fucking
difficult. This is #4 yeah, OK. 3. 21
Reveal. Lady Gaga.
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Charli XCX and OK now how dare. You say that wearing a Charli
XCX shirt. I'm kind of wearing a Charli XCX
shirt. It's Coke.
That was the first time I ever experienced Charlie's Angels.
Like in person whatsoever, at all.
Xex whatever the fuck I like up to that point.
You've sang that song, the Won'tYou Pull up on My body?
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Haven't, whatever it is. You go watch me pull up on your
body like it's someone take my clothes off in the water, splash
around and get you blessed like holy water.
I don't know what you were waiting for.
You know that I've been waiting for you.
I only threw this body for. You.
I've heard that probably 4000 times.
Yeah, in the past like 2 months.And a couple other songs, but I
like I I had an early. Cigar and 360.
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And why can't I literally remember any of the fucking
names? The one with choice of on.
It's insane. We weren't gonna debate and go
back and forth. I was just gonna explain why
this isn't like a debate at all.I'm just explain why Charlie X
is at my four. I will say it's very shocking
that Lady Gaga is at your 4. I'll get into it.
Okay, fair enough. Charlie XCXI Remember writing
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down is the greatest Walker of all time.
Oh yeah. She literally wins.
Best Walker I've ever seen. To be a I'll get it.
Actually, I'll I'll say my bit about Charlie XCX when we get to
her for me. Well, I was a wait, I feel like
I was about to say exactly what you said.
As someone who has never, ever, like, listened to Charlie XCX
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and then just saw her perform live and she's at #4 that says
something. That honestly says something
because I feel like you were literally about to say what I
was just about to say. Go for it.
It was her on stage with a microphone.
Yeah, that's it. Yeah.
Just strutting, just walking. I ain't ever seen someone walk
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so powerfully. I'm sorry, but like, best Walker
I've ever seen. Oh, yeah, she just strutted.
So strong. Just, yeah.
And then she's singing her songsand she's like, it just went, it
went so fucking hard. She has a very commanding
presence. It gave me like, Madonna vibes,
you know what I'm saying? Like very strong solo artist.
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Actually like Lady Gaga gave me Lady Gaga vibes.
So Lady Gaga, now I may speak mymy mind on Lady Gaga.
Love her when she did paparazzi or no, it wasn't even paparazzi.
It was Judas. When she sang Judas, I didn't
know that I was going to go as hard as I did, but I was fucking
jumping up and I was having the time of my life.
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But with Lady Gaga, we left early.
We did not stay for her whole set.
So I can't give her like a higher rating because I didn't
see her full set. We ended up, I think Mario had
to go to the bathroom really bad.
And so we like left the crowd. And then by the time we went to
walk back to the crowd, it was just more full.
And we were both kind of tired and we were like, should we just
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go and get an Uber now while it's like a little.
Bathroom during Lady Gaga. Yeah, remember you were going to
pee your pants. And so we went to the bathroom.
Oh yeah, that's another thing about Coachella and.
Then we decided to leave. The amount of times that we both
literally almost pissed our pants.
Yeah, the bathrooms are so far. Away you guys got to put some
just a couple charge $100 per bathroom.
You're already overpricing everything if you have like a
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quick access bathroom and you pay like a pass.
Well just to get into the artistpasses, have they do closer
bathrooms? Maybe the rest of us peasants
want a bathroom too. I don't know.
But I literally almost pissed mypants I don't know how many
times. Yeah, I literally almost just
started peeing in the grass. Oh, hello.
Yeah. There was a couple times I
debated. I actually sprinted for the
first time in my life during a couple sets.
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But no, we we left early for Lady Gaga, so we didn't get to
hear everything. And also a lot of her songs that
she played were from her new album, which I'm not as familiar
with aside from. Yeah, I don't know.
She was all right for me. She was good.
It was really nice to hear the nostalgic man.
She's obviously an amazing performer.
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She's absolutely incredible. The artistry behind her entire
set and her on stage and the waythat everything was done was
fucking amazing. Just for me music wise, there
wasn't as many songs I knew and like.
Yeah, cuz she was debuting like a lot of her new album and
stuff, but when she played the bangers from our past.
Oh yeah. I mean, like, the light show,
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the theatrics, the choreography,like, out of this, the best I've
ever seen. Like, literally the best I've
ever seen. Like when she came out, when
there was the laser show in front of the whole crowd, like
it was insane. It was like surreal.
It was just out of this world. Yeah.
Bum, bum, Bum bum bum bum bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Yeah, do you want to move on to #3?
(25:52):
00 and Welcome to the Kitty Can Pop.
Quiz Which cat is this looking? Right into your camera.
And the no your camera and the middle Cam, main Cam and your
Cam. He's literally covering me on
the main camera. Watch closely as the Atlantic
Persian Snow Leopard purchase onthe table.
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OK, you ready for #3? No, hold on, look at that pussy
smokes. What's up buddy?
I'm going to draw smokes like one of those French girls.
Oh fuck yeah #3 for me. Let's go.
I'm so fucking excited for this one.
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I'm. So fucking excited for this one.
I really hope so. Three.
No, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
OK, three. On the count of three.
What? I just you just showed me.
Yours did I OK. Bring 213 Go T pain.
T pain, Yeah. Yeah, the cat was blocking it.
T pain. I'll say this right now, OK?
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T pain should a headline. T pain should a headline.
He carried Coachella like there was a The first day was so much
fun, had a great time, saw a lotof great artists.
Yeah. But day 2 when I saw T pain, I
was like, oh fuck yeah, this made everything worth it.
I was like, this is fucking amazing.
He was amazing. He killed it.
It just every song banger after a fucking bang because he got a
lot of covers too, so it was literally just like.
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So much. Fun like late 20s, early 30s
nostalgia. Like to a tee.
It was like from kiss kiss to bartender to don't stop
believing to like. Tennessee Whiskey.
He just is so talented. Oh yeah.
So I don't even want to say slept on, but he's not brought
up enough. He's one of the most talented
artists ever. He could have had one and I
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would have been so happy. If he had the same level of like
theatrics given to him that the headliners had, yeah.
And he still, it was an amazing performance.
The visuals were fantastic, His costumes that everything like
everything about it was wonderful.
He did make a comment at one point where he was like, this is
a terrible time to be hungover, isn't it?
Hold on, let me just take pause,pause, pause, pause.
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Let me take a quick peek at my Tpay notes.
Sorry, what day was that? No T pain was amazing.
The nostalgia overload of T pain.
Yeah. Literally put my balls in a
vice. It was the most amazing thing
I've ever experienced. It was.
Really good especially like we saw T pain after Ed Sheeran was
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also that day and like the different because we wanted
nostalgia from Ed Sheeran. I can't talk about Ed Sheeran.
We I was going to say we will talk about Ed Sheeran, but he
fulfilled that T pain, fulfilledthat nostalgia that I was so
desperately Oh yeah, looking forit was.
Just like all I remember T pain Akon like when I was in middle
school. You know, it was all those like
early 2000s bangers. Yes, early, late 2000.
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And I haven't listened to him insuch a long time, which is love
it, love it, kiss, kiss. It was just like everything that
he performed. I was screaming.
I had no voice after T Pain. Yeah, it was just, it was so
much fucking fun. It's.
So fun he you recorded like all of T pain, which I kept giggling
at because as we. That was my favorite video I.
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Posted from Coachella mentioned Mario hasn't been to a lot of
concerts so he was doing the most stereotypical first time
concert. Smokes is still just sitting
right in front of me. In front of you, he takes up my.
Whole camera. Look at the main Cam.
It doesn't look like I'm doing ahold on, right?
Hold on. Does it look like I'm doing a
podcast with a cat right now? Kinda, yeah.
I'm going to let him. OK.
(29:25):
You ready? You ready?
You ready? Smokes.
Tell me, did Brynn date like a lot of guys?
No. You have to.
You have to do voice. Hold on.
Hold on. Let me try that again.
Smokes, in all of your time withBrynn, did she date a lot of
guys? Bring a lot of guys over, A lot
of girls over. I wouldn't say she dated, but
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there was a lot of them over at the house.
She was a whore. Smokes, you got to go, buddy.
Smokes. He wants to be on the podcast so
fucking bad. Yeah, he's such a little
attention. Why is everyone in this house a
fucking attention whore? Anyway, you were doing the thing
at concerts that a lot of like first time concert goers do
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where you just film the entire concert on your phone.
It was like, which is fine to doif that's what you want to do,
but it's like I've done that so many times and it's like you
never rewatched those videos. I do.
Have you rewatched all of your Team T pain videos aside from
when you? Yeah, right after I got done
watching my 4th of July fireworks videos I post every
year. Yeah, I fucking love it.
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I love when people post 5 minutes of Snapchat stories of
them singing along to their favorite artists.
That was literally you don't like that.
Surprise, you didn't just go live on TikTok.
Honestly, I I did. I did suggest that at one point
I was like. You were doing the whole
concert. I had such a good.
It was so. Fun.
It was fun T. Pain was so great.
It was just, it was amazing. I fucking love you.
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T Pain. Come on the podcast.
T Pain. Honestly, yeah.
That's so cool. That would be like that would be
top five. Yeah, I'm sure he listens to
this weekly. Why wouldn't he?
I'm sure he does. Valid, honestly.
OK, that was #3 fucking love youT Pain.
We're doing #2. Bah.
Can you auto tune this in honor of T pain?
Bah bartender if you're looking for me.
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I'm at the bar with her. Yes. 321 Brat.
Lady Gaga. So we switched Our Lady Gaga.
Charlie, it's yes. Interesting.
I really like kind of for the same reasons as T pain.
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Yeah, nostalgic. It's interesting to me because
fully well aware that I had a better time at T Pain, you know
what I'm saying? I had a better time at T Pain.
T Pain had a better set. Like I literally lost my voice
with all the nostalgia overload with with T Pain.
But in my eyes, Lady Gaga still beats T Pain because she did
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have that element of nostalgia and just the theatrics of what
she did on stage. It was just like a more thought
out performance. And it just blew my mind.
I mean just like every ass all the dancers when she was in that
like grave. Oh yeah, that.
Was it was what she was able to pull off and looking out at her
crowd? Yeah, the Lady Gaga crowd was,
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was like, it was fucking insane.It was.
There's so many people. I've never been at a concert
with that many people. Yeah.
And it was night #1 So that was like, to me, like the biggest
concert I've ever been to up to that point.
Yeah. It had a very big effect on me.
I was just wowed the whole time watching it because I couldn't
believe what I was seeing. Like it was just so it was so
well done. And then obviously when she was
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singing like the nostalgic bangers, I was losing she's.
Also, just like an amazing performer.
And her voice is incredible. No, I was kind of mad at myself
for putting her as low as I did,but like I said, it was really
hard to choose top five. Yeah, I chose Charli XCX because
I especially recently have been obsessed with her.
And on top of that, because I'vebeen listening to Party For You
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like fucking crazy. And then I learned that she
wasn't performing at a Coachella.
I was really bummed. And then she fucking surprises
us and performs party for you. I can't believe I didn't cry.
Actually. I was like, we were, we got.
Like, I love how you keep sayingus and we because yeah, I
definitely was in shambles when she posted that, when she when
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she. I meant she surprised us like
she surprised Coachella. Oh, I thought you meant like me
and you. No, like those.
I was. Yeah.
Like. Her supporters.
Her. Fans, Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry. We were also, we had gotten a
table, so we were in like this little section where we kind of
had like our own little area. And two of my friends, Emmy and
Alex were there with us and theywere watching Charlie XDX.
And literally she started a party for you.
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And I just like hands out. So I was like, hold the fuck on.
And then I went in. You go watch me pull up on your
body. Like if someone take my clothes
up in the water, they get you. That's like only water.
I don't know what you were waiting for.
It was so good. And then also I got this feeling
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all this. I didn't even know that she sang
that. Yeah, I didn't even know.
Like she started singing that. I've never jumped.
I thought it was Lord that I felt like I was.
Oh my God that's a whole thing. Also, Charli XCX is maybe one of
the hottest people I've ever seen in my entire fucking life.
She is. She's the second hottest person
I've. Ever seen?
Thank you, I think. And you, you said what I was
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going to say about her with the way that she commands a stage
literally on her own. I remember watching it and just
being like, how the fuck she was?
How is she just up there? Oh yeah.
And she brought Addison Rae out,which I thought was.
Oh yeah, that was. Funny because for the longest
time we were like who is that? Like who is that?
I thought it was Sabrina Carpenter.
Yeah, and then it like showed. Well, it makes more sense
because she has a song with Addison Rae, but.
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Addison Rae has a song. I think she brought out Lord and
Troy Sivan though the first weekend.
Don't quote me on. That she does give.
Like it was like Lord vibes. I didn't know she was around
back then. So you know her song Girl's so
confusing and like when it played I told you, the one
that's like you walk like a bitch when I was 10, someone
said that. And it's all about like girls
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relationships with each other, like girl friendships and like
how confusing they can be and like, do you love me or do you
hate me? Do you want to be me?
Yeah, you said. Oh yes, I remember.
But she and Lord, that song was about Lord.
Again, don't quote me on this. I'm like 90% positive about the
things that I say. But like anyway, because
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everyone would compare her and Lord and her and Lord were
friends, but they had like a confusing relationship.
And like there's literally a part in the song where she was
like, let's work it out on the remix.
And then she literally remixed the song with Lord.
Yeah, her and Lord, they have a bit of a friendship history
there. I also love the fact that
Charlie XCX always shouts out her boyfriend into the crowd.
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George. Hey, George.
Oh yeah, I told Mario. I was like, that would be how I
would be towards you if I was Charlie XCX and I was alone on
stage and I would be. I would be honored to be George
if like you were Charlie. That's actually so fucking cool.
Yeah, that's a real bad ass fucking relationship right
there. I love to see it.
Oh yeah, I love that. I googled Charlie XCX make song
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about Lord and it says what was that?
Is that the song? No.
What was that? No, you sure it's girl?
So confusing. OK, fair enough.
The girl so confusing version with OK, I see it now.
Interesting. OK.
I think, again, I just know things.
Sometimes I think we have the same #1 and I kind of just want
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to say it at the same time. You want to just put the
whiteboards away and just say it?
Yeah, obvious. It's obvious.
So much faith in us. It's so obvious.
Yeah, I have so many things to say about this too.
Are you ready? Yeah. 321 Green Day, Yeah, Oh my
God. OK, First off I'd like to point
out the fact that we saw T Pain,Charli XX and then Green Day.
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Back-to-back to back-to-back to back-to-back to fucking back.
Day 2. Day 2 was just unreal.
It was like it made everything worth it.
The future US is apologizing to you guys right now.
Sorry for the mess. But in Part 2, we go in on Green
Day hardcore. Yeah, OK.
And we give them the respect that they deserve.
Yes. Now enjoy the rest of Part 1.
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We'll be in Part 2. We'll.
See you there. Goodbye.
Can I say something about VIP section real quick?
Yeah, we were in the VIP section, yeah.
And I kind of wish I was just with general admission.
We could have gone out to General.
Admission, I know, but like we kept standing in the VIP
sections and I'm like, why am I so far away?
Like what is? Well, honestly, we could.
Have gone and gotten in the pit,but God forbid one of us had to
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pee. I would have.
Then you're out. You're done.
Going week two, I would rather just be in the pit because like
for Joe and like a couple of theartists we'll talk about like we
were in the pit, we just we justleave the.
I will say though, like with ForJoe, think about how many people
took pictures with us when we were in the pit.
Oh yeah. And then think about waiting in
the pit for hours before Green Day comes on to try to get kind
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of close to the stage. So that we can actually see and
how many people would be taking pictures of us or literally
hunting us down in the. Yeah cuz I cuz I hate attention
so I would hate. That I have had multiple panic
attacks in. Like, because of big crowds?
Yeah, big crowds for. Me too.
Maybe not. I know, but it just looked I I
kept feeling like I was so far away, but at the same time it
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like still looked great and it was like it was comfy and there
was like it was, it was fine. Because we got there's within
VIP section there is, I think it's called the veranda, but
it's where you can essentially buy a table but like as you do
at clubs and stuff, but you get bottle service.
Which I do all the time. You get like free.
There's a hand roll sushi place that you can only get access to
if you have like the ticket. So you get the sushi.
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I think there was something elsemaybe that you also.
Got bottle service? Yeah, well, you could bring you
bottles and you get a table and it's, you can see the stage
really well 'cause it's a littleelevated, it can be a little
lonely. It was so it was super comfy,
but it was kind of weird we. Got it the last two nights.
Yeah, It was like weekend two, Yeah.
And we saw this, like, big emptylounge area.
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Yeah, with like, Astroturf and like, really nice outdoor
furniture and mini fridges and servers and just all this
fucking shit everywhere. Yeah.
And I was like, how much is that?
There's no one even in there. Are they, like, waiting for the
Kardashians to show up? Like, what the fuck is that?
And we walked up and they told us it was 4 grand.
Yeah. 4 grand just for a night, and then we kind of did a little
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sweet talking, you know what I'msaying?
And we still paid. The first day was like 2300 and
then the second day was 1800. Yes.
Yeah, which is ridiculous. Yeah, which is that, but.
But also like, wait, it was really nice.
The thing is is like we obviously we got our tickets for
free. Yeah, we did.
(39:48):
And like we looked it up and thetickets for like VIP, I think
it's around 15102 grand or something like that.
Yeah, it's around that price, yeah, so especially.
Like we were paying for the VIP tickets.
Yes, I mean. But that place also, the tables,
that was the cost for Weekend 2.For weekend one, they were more
like, I think he said. They were more like 10,000.
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Yeah, which is insane. Yeah, we yeah, it was.
They told us it was going to be like 4 and then we got it for
like 25. We were literally like the only
people in there. Yeah, like it was kind of weird.
And then it was a little we likeat this little section where
like the only people in putting.Us up at the front, so we
couldn't see anyone in front of us.
So there were people behind us. So it maybe would have felt like
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more full if we were on, like, the row behind us.
Yeah. But where we were, it was
literally just us. And then like a sea of people in
the stage. We understand how ridiculous it
is for two nights, night 2 and night 3, spending like $3100 on
bottle service and a couch. On the second day, we had gotten
quotes for the table and then wewere walking around kind of
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thinking about it a little bit and then we happened to run into
my financial advisor, which. Was insane.
I don't know how I literally just bumped into him and I was
like, I'm thinking about gettingthis table like is that a
terrible idea? Can we not skip past that
because you've known your financial advisor for how long?
Like a year and a half. And you literally bumped into
him. Never met him in person before
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at Coachella. Yeah, while we were debating
whether we like pull the triggeron this to see what it's like.
Yeah. And I was like, oh, this is
like, he literally can answer this for me right now.
And it was funny too, because I've only ever like zoomed with
him and he always has like business attire on and he was
not wearing business. He's.
Wearing like a tank, Coachella like Brian.
What's up? Yeah.
And I was like, what? The fuck?
It was black. He, he gave me the a OK.
And it was, it literally felt like when your mom says that you
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can like have a sleepover. And I was like, oh, OK.
It's like now I know. It's like really OK.
The way that I justify it is because never experienced
anything like that. I've never even been to
concerts. I never even like the amount of
money I've saved my entire life.Not going to concerts,
festivals, like literally even like theme parks, nothing like
just existing, just saving my money.
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And then we're at Coachella and there's a big empty section for
like 1500 bucks. Yeah, like, I understand how
ridiculous that sounds in today's day and age.
Yeah, but like I was like, you know what?
Like fuck it. Like we can do this.
Like we can, yeah, split betweenthe two of us too.
It's like like literally our tickets, like it was literally
our tickets, like 1500 bucks between the two of us.
Yeah. And like with the amount that we
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would have been spending on alcohol and food regardless,
when like we got that for free included.
And being able, honestly, like for Green Day specifically,
being able to see the stage likethat and just to like go crazy
in our own space, in our own area.
And honestly, it was really nicethat there wasn't anyone like
close by, kind of like, because I get my social anxiety and I
don't like people watching me. So like, even though we were
(42:38):
literally up on a platform, I still felt like more like safe
and secure and like in a bubble.I don't know I I understand.
Yeah, you want to stay away fromlike the peasants.
No, no. You want to stay away from like
the normies. No, not at all.
That's not what I mean. I just like crowds do freak me
out a lot. Also like really bad and.
I don't but a lot of people can't just like pay 3. $1000 to.
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Just get out of the crowd and ifthey have social anxiety I can
see the comments right now of like I have social anxiety.
But I don't sound that. I sound out of touch.
I do. I fully get that.
I'm so glad we have these littlewhiteboards. 1500 bucks for VIP
tickets. OK.
We were just given VIP tickets and if you're at any point going
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well, they just get tickets. That's crazy.
After three days at Coachella, between the two of us, and I did
not do all the math, but we had 81 videos on across all of our
platforms, 81 videos that we posted, not one of them under
300,000 views. Like either you had one at Megan
the Stallion, that's at 27 million views, right?
(43:44):
I have like two or three that broke like a million, 2 million,
whatever. And then the rest of them are
hundreds of thousands of views, like literally 100 million
views. Like, I'm not even exaggerating.
Like millions of views that we generated over the whole weekend
posting the experience, right? And they give us 1500 bucks for
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some VIP tickets. So if you're looking at us and
you're like, Oh my God, how could they just give them
tickets? People give us $3000 worth of
tickets so they can get millionsof views for free.
Literally. It's yeah.
Well, the amount of, I'm just saying that the amount of money
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that they'd actually have to payfor like a commercial or like
for hundreds of millions of views if they were doing it on
TV or broadcasting it elsewhere.That's why influencers get
invited to these events because these events give us $3000 and
then we provide. I, I really want to do the math
on it. We're going to put the math
(44:46):
right here. This is the total amount of
views. For our audio listeners, we have
a graphic up right now breaking down all of the views that we
accumulated while at Coachella, just to kind of further explain
why brands send us to places like this.
Yes, and just really to break itdown South Mario, we have yours
up first. You can say yours.
So total views across all my platforms that I accumulated in
(45:10):
the three days at Coachella, just Coachella related content.
Yeah. 19,700,000 views yeah so between 3 platforms, I think
TikTok I had like 7.5 million, 10.6 million on IG and well
we'll just say 12 million plus on both of the meta platforms
(45:31):
yeah and then Bryn for. Me I did total views across
everything is 51,400,000 and then on TikTok I got 40.1
million and 11.3 million on Instagram.
Which is insane. That is like literally with.
A very viral video while we werethere about making the stallion.
Yeah, it still counts. It's still Coachella related.
(45:53):
Yeah, but like, yeah, 50 millionviews in three days.
Coachella related content combined Yeah, total.
Combined we had 70,100,000 for the both of.
Us, I knew it was like around 100 million or like 50 million
plus. Like I knew it was going to be a
lot. Yeah.
And we're and we're not, we're not saying this to sound braggy
at all. We are really just trying to
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like explain why brands send influencers if you're someone
who's not familiar with the influencer space and how
influencers get paid and why they get invited to things like
this and why they get all these benefits.
Events, festivals, concerts, redcarpets, galas, like all those
things, it's. Because we obviously like
promote it so well, like it really.
Just naturally, organically, just being there and making
(46:38):
videos about it. Like there's certain brands I've
been on brand trips with where they won't even ask the creators
that they bring, They won't ask them to post any content.
There will be no posting requirements.
But that honestly, for me even makes me want to post even more
because it's like you're just creating such a fun environment
and there's so many cool things obviously I'm going to want to
make content about. It yeah, and like you guys have
(46:58):
seen my manholes, or maybe you haven't, but companies will
reach out to me and like, send me things.
Small businesses, I should clarify.
And I just tell them send me something really cool and maybe
personalized. I'll take care of the rest.
Like the less scripted it is, the better.
The less I know, the better my genuine reaction to it's going
(47:19):
to be good. And it generates a lot of views.
And like companies, brands, corporations, businesses,
festivals, concerts, galas, likethey've all seen the power of
social media being able to generate 70 million views in
three days to, to Coachella intothese, to these brands and
stuff, paying, you know, a couple $1000 for some tickets.
(47:41):
So they can generate 70 million views to promote, you know,
their concerts and everything. It it it makes a little bit more
sense when you put it in those terms.
And that was just, I'm sure someday we'll do a deeper dive
into that, but just for the timebeing, that was our quick little
explanation, little clarity, little look behind the curtain.
We just want to be completely transparent when it comes to
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these sort of things. So it makes a little bit more
sense because we know how ridiculous it sounds talking
about our entire Coachella weekend and how we were invited
to go there for free. And a lot of people look at that
and they go, why do they get to go?
Well, just look at the views. Look at the views.
Like that's, that's, that's the best way that I could put it.
Yeah, and again, not sound bragging at all in any way,
shape or form. That is not what we're trying to
(48:24):
do. And if anything, this should
encourage people to to see the power of social media.
Everybody has a social media in your pocket.
Yeah. So you are out at a festival,
you are at a concert, you're doing something.
You're at home creating something.
Look at the power of social media.
That's how we started. We literally just started making
videos about our lives and what we do and what we like in our
(48:46):
hobbies. And it just snowballed into
this. And anybody can do it.
Anybody can do it. So like we'll.
Have we'll have a deeper conversation about this the I
feel like it's been paused for too long.
Oh, OK, Yeah, we'll, yeah, we'llstop.
We'll stop. OK.
All right, back to the video. Back to the video.
Audio listeners. Doesn't matter anyways.
Thank you so much. Here we go with all that in
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mind. When we were there for free.
And the only money that we're paying is for lodging and food
and drinks, which is still ridiculous, and we'll get into
that. But these couches for $3000,
we're like, OK, that's like literally us paying for our
tickets. Yeah.
And that's what we decided. And then we did it.
And anyways, I'm just trying to explain the thought process
(49:29):
behind it, OK? We've been filming for about an
hour I. Think we're gonna have to do a
Part 2? I got to do a Part 2.
Yeah, I think this feels like a natural breaking point.
You guys won't have to wait a whole week to get Part 2, don't
worry. It's gonna come out, but we'll
have the date and whatever it's either gonna be the next day or
two days or, well, you'll see, right?
It's it's up right now. Would you look at that?
That's when the Part 2 drops. Yeah, and we will be breaking
(49:50):
down our honorable mentions for who we saw.
Our dishonorable mentions. Who we would have liked to have
seen and kind of just everythingelse.
Yeah, kind of everything that goes into it, the grand totals,
like how much you could expect to pay while you're there for
just food, drink, lodging, Ubers, like outfits like it's
it's a lot. And I know a lot of people are
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interested in Coachella and a lot of people dream to go.
And so the whole reason that we're doing this, and one of the
big reasons that we win and we win weekend too, like we
literally just went for us to experience it and enjoy the
music and stuff was to kind of illustrate everything that goes
into it. Because there's so much talk
online of like, you know, how crazy Coachella is and whether
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you should go or not or whether it's worth it or anything.
I will say loudly and proudly right now, I would do it again.
Oh yeah, 100%. Oh yeah.
Even if I had to pay, I wouldn'tbuy the couches if I went again.
100 I would not buy the couches if I went again.
I would fight for artist passes though.
Yeah. But like, I would be OK, like
spending I think the $1500 for VIP or less for general
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admission when you're able to. Like when I say that those top
five concerts we just went through were literally like the
best concerts I have ever seen, the best hours of music I have
ever seen. And we still haven't even got
into like the honorable mentionsand other people that we saw.
Yeah. Because there's a lot of other
people too. Benson, Boone, we'll get.
There. I know, I know.
(51:15):
I'm just like, there's a lot of controversy around Vincent Boone
for some fucking reason. I saw him perform live and I'll
tell you about it in Part 2, butwe're.
Gonna go refresh our yeah our rums.
OK, that's Part 1. Our rummies.
We're gonna, yeah, but we hope you guys have enjoyed it thus
far. We want to thank you guys so
much for listening. We have been like over the moon.
(51:35):
Yeah, amazed with how much support we've been getting.
It's been absolutely incredible.I know both of us just can't
believe it. Don't cry.
No, it's been really, especiallywith both of us recently kind of
talking about some really personal stuff and the responses
that we've gotten have been really amazing.
We've been posting some clips and if you haven't seen you
check them out on my page. And from the previous episodes,
(51:57):
the response has just been overwhelming.
I like this. This is really a dream come true
and there's, there's already more people tuning in and
joining us on this journey than we ever anticipated.
We knew you guys wanted a podcast and the fact that we did
all this and made this and you guys are actually tuning in and
watching. We can't thank you enough.
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Like we just checked truly today, all of our videos on
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That's what I'm fucking talking about. 10,000 plus views.
Yeah, and that's just on YouTube.
That's just on YouTube. No, we we absolutely love the
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I know you guys like the Truth or Truth episode.
Let us know if you guys do. I want to do that.
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We really, really do. This is all for you.
It really. Is I only threw this party for
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everything The Last of Us Sinners and I want to share some
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So stay tuned we're going to take a breather thank you guys
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Pretty funny.
We need the cats. Everyone's been requesting the
cats. We tried to trap them in here so
that we could show you smokes. I can.
Get Cosmo Cosmo good. Boy, this is Smokes.
He's a snow leopard mix. As you can see, he's Gray and
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white and he's just a cuddle bug.
He is the sweetest little Kitty cat ever.
OK, goodbye. And this is Cosmo who's trying
to escape. He can be very cuddly when he
chooses to be, but for the most part he's pretty timid and
doesn't like to be held up when he doesn't want to be.
You want to show them your face.I don't think I showed Smokes
(00:42):
Smokes his face. I bet I can get Smokes to come
up here and actually get in the camera.
Give me the plastic. Smokes loves plastic.
OK, let me set the baby down. This is fat baby here.
Give me the. Give me the you got him.
And this is big baby. We have fat baby.
And big baby. This is big, baby.
Look at him. I wish they could talk.
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I do too. Can you imagine having the cats?
Actually, I don't want to know what they would.
Say, I was about to say, how quickly would you have to put
them down if they could talk like the things that they've
seen? Really, I don't even want to
know. I don't even want to know.
Is that why they'd look at me sometimes like that?
I feel like they would go onlineand do like a tell all about us.
Oh my God, yeah. I'm not really worried about us
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at all. I would be very scared to do an
interview. How long have you had them?
55. Five years.
Yeah, smokes will be 6 years in October.
So from like ages 21 through 26,you've had those cats?
Yeah. I don't want to know anything
that they've seen, things that they've seen.
Yeah, they've been through a lot.
(01:47):
Well, they've. Been through a lot I'm.
Sure, you went through a lot while you were with them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
We should probably and a lot of vagina.
Oh yeah. Oh, wait, let's.
OK, actually, I do want to hear what they have to say.
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Roll the intro. Welcome back to the Pretty Funny
Podcast. I'm Bryn.
And I'm Mario. Hello.
(02:29):
I'm so excited for this week. I'm very, very excited.
First off, thank you Medieval Times for these lovely cups.
Yes, what are we drinking? This is a rum and Red Bull with
grenadine. Double rum, Red Bull.
That's what I drank this entire weekend.
That's my new drink. Double Rum.
Red Bull. Rum became our bitch this
weekend. I'm a pirate now.
Malibu. Oh my God, that's just a drunk
(02:52):
coconut. That's all Malibu is.
It's a drunk coconut. Childish as much as you want,
but like. Who's calling it childish?
So many people. I talked about Malibu on one of
my tik toks and everyone in the comments was like act like an
adult. If you're not drinking Ford
F-150 whiskey, then do you even have a penis?
No, I don't. How dare you drink Malibu room
(03:15):
with a red bowl You're. Really good at.
That red bowl gives you gives you wings, Red bowl and rum
gives you a vagina we were drinking it with.
The white Peach Red Bull, though?
Why do I have to drink gasoline to be a man?
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, That is why do I have to
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do that? Know how many old fashions I've
had thrown in my face? No.
This is a good one. This is, Yeah.
Oh, I thought you might. Shout out Cody Marler.
If you don't know Cody Marler orthe Marlers, go follow the
Marlers. They're amazing.
We love them. Cody.
It was I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I just addressing Cody real. Oh, fuck me.
Oh, I'm sorry. That's what the therapist was
(03:57):
telling us. I interrupt too much.
Our therapist is Emma. I'm just trying to say that when
you said. Oh fuck, I'm sorry.
Go ahead. I'm trying to say thrown in your
face. I thought you meant like people
throwing drinks in your face. No, I mean like just given to me
and Cody did show me a really good old fashioned when it has
(04:19):
bacon in it and it's like heavy on the citrus in the syrup or
whatever, it's on me. Is that a fucking?
I thought it was a spider web. What are you is really scared of
spiders. And it's really fucking funny.
No, I'm not. Well, let's get into it though.
This weekend we were at Coachella.
Sonya, Emma. Coachella.
This entire episode is going to be about our Coachella
(04:41):
experience. Yes, it may or may not be two
parts. Oh yeah, we have a lot to say.
Yeah, OK. This is going to be Part 1.
We're going to cover as much as we can, but yeah, we want to
talk about a lot. We understand how out of touch
it appears to go to Coachella. And to be honest, I was not
excited to go whatsoever becauseall I've heard is the horror
(05:03):
stories and all I've seen is people make fun of it online.
Especially being someone with a lot of followers and Internet
personality and influencer at Coachella.
I was like, do I even post? Do I even want to deal with
this? Like I don't care what I'm
what's my OTD. That we were dating last year
when I went to Coachella and I was complaining a lot last year
at Coachella I was not having a great time I just wanted to go
(05:24):
back to my room and FaceTime Mario the entire time I.
I was at work and then it was like 9:00 at night and you're
like, I'm already back at the hotel.
Yeah, I didn't see any of the headliners last year because
honestly, I didn't really like the lineup that much either.
And I just wasn't in the mood. Like I would drink and pregame
while I was getting ready and like be OK until literally like
1:00 PM and we would get to the festival grounds and within an
(05:46):
hour or two of being there I waslike, I got this straw has been
in front of my face this entire time.
Oh, that's lovely. Yeah.
Wait a while. Mine.
No mine's. Good.
No, but literally within like a couple of hours being there.
Can you hear it? Yeah, Mario, I'm talking for the
love of God. Last year just made me feel
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really, really, really fucking old.
Like I could not walk around, myfeet were hurting, I couldn't
drink. I was just, I was over it.
And I wanted to go home and go to sleep.
She left me out of nowhere. I don't know what I did wrong, I
just interrupt you so much, I'm so sorry.
You do. It's actually like we got to
work that out before we did thiswhole two-part episode.
I'm really sorry, I always instantly regret it.
(06:26):
It's like masturbating right? When I'm done doing it I'm like
why did I do this? How could I have done this to
myself? You have post interrupt clarity.
Post what? Instead of post not clarity, you
have post interrupt clarity. This show is definitely pretty
and funny. Because I'm both.
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So you went in very low expectations.
Correct. Yeah, cuz like all I'd known
about it is from what I'd seen online and then from you going
last year. Yeah.
And give me the play by play. And so I was like, why does
anyone even put themselves through this?
Yeah. Because all it is is like a
bunch of out of touch influencers doing Get Ready with
me and seeing overplayed artists.
Like that's the whole thing. And being an extravagant.
(07:10):
Amount of money to do it. Yeah, and like the whole like,
stereotype of like, no one actually goes for the music and
no one cares about the music. They're just there to get their
selfies and their content and whatever and move on.
All of that said, I had a fucking blast.
I had the best time. Like honestly, it was one of the
funnest weekends I've had. Like I know, and we will get
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into it. Like how much we spent, like
what we saw, what we did. And yes, some of it is very
ridiculous. And we thought that while we
were there, we would literally like, spend the money and be
like, let's see what this reallyis about so we can relay to
everybody like, what's going on at Coachella, like what the
experience is really, really like.
Yeah, so we'll tell you about everything and then I feel like
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at the very end of the episode we can give the grand total of
how much we spent. Oh yeah, cuz we can take the
time in between. It was a lot.
It was not cheap. Let me just get that out of the
way. But it was so much fun.
Like, I actually had a fucking fantastic time.
Yeah. Like I really, genuinely did.
Like it was really, really good.Yeah, I did too.
It was probably aside from maybelike, I don't even know.
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I was gonna say maybe aside frommy first Coachella, but I still
think this one was more fun because I had more freedom than
I did my first Coachella. This was my sorry.
This was my fourth Coachella also, for those of you who don't
know. So I've I've been through the
ringer. I know what it's like.
This was my first time going to Coachella and you have to keep
in mind I've been to I think 3 or 4 concerts my entire life.
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I went to Big and Rich, save a horse, ride a cowboy when I was
in love. It was pretty fun.
It was pretty fun. Honestly it was pretty fun.
And then I saw a little Dicky inlike I want to say. 20/17/2018
at Club La Villa during spring break in Panama City Beach, $20
front row. Little Dicky.
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I was in love. I told all my friends I was like
Oh my God, little Dicky like Oh my God, he's like the best.
He's so funny like that. It's like, I don't know what
year it was whenever you. Talk about seeing little Dicky.
I'm always like, I'm so jealous of you.
I wish we saw little Dicky last.Year and then we saw.
What am I saying? We were at Seth Rogen's
Hollywood or Seth Rogen smokes the Hollywood Bowl.
Yeah. And it was like Snoop Dogg, Post
(09:20):
Malone. We'll get in Post Malone.
Little Dicky and I think that was it.
Bill Bird did stand up. Seth Rogen did stand up.
I think there was like an improvgroup that went out like it was.
Fun. It was fun.
It was really fun. Those were the only concerts
I've ever been to though, and. Then this and Billy Joel.
Owen. You always forget Billy Joel.
(09:41):
He literally always. And we went together that.
Was like, oh that's such a good time, one of my first.
Times meeting your family, it's not the first.
Time. Such a good You cried with my
mom, Billy Joel. It was at T-Mobile Park in
Seattle, the baseball field. And I love Billy Joel.
I worship Billy Joel. Oh my God.
I grew up on Billy Joel. Whoa.
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For the longest time. Oh.
Every day that I go without marrying you is just a miracle.
I don't understand how I do it. Honestly.
What am I doing? At this point?
I didn't even know that you knewthat song.
What? I'm so proud of you.
Oh. Thank you so much going into
heat I also. Going into heat I.
Have to fart. Oh yeah, Jarred up.
(10:24):
No, open it in my face. I.
Oh wow, that was a stinky one. I.
No, I haven't even farted. Oh, I thought you.
I thought the can you stop farting on the podcast?
Oh my God, how many concerts have you been to your whole?
Life. I literally couldn't count them.
I have been to at least like a hundred.
(10:46):
A hundred. I've been to so many.
Didn't start going to concerts until I was in college, except I
think I maybe went to like I went to Lilith Fair when I was
in middle school. Do you know what that is?
Not a clue. It's at the Gorge in Washington
and it's like a lesbian festival, like it's known for
like lesbian. My, my dad, his girlfriend took
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me. I don't know.
And we wonder. How I turned out the way I did.
Oh, so that explains it how the devil found you?
Unbelievable. It was at the Lilith Fair.
I was at an impressionable age. And you went and saw a bunch of
lesbians singing. No, there, no, I saw like
Sugarland. Did you go and repent for your
sins? OK, wait, no, maybe it's not.
(11:30):
Maybe it's not lesbian. You assumed that.
Just women. It's just women.
Sorry, maybe I'm just lesbian. Oh wow, that really does prove
you're lesbian for sure. It was a groundbreaking music
festival and concert tour. Oh, wait, what?
It was after 1999 I went to it. Wait, hold on.
Oh yeah. Revived in 2010.
It's all female fronted artists founded by Sarah McLachlan.
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I will remember you there's. Going to be a lot of singing in
this episode. I have a feeling in my gut I
kind of have to poop. I can hold it.
Don't have anything else on yourbrain.
If you really got to go poop, gopoop.
I'm not even joking. Just go poop while Bryn is in
the bathroom. I have this folder on my phone.
It's called my ideas, and it's just ideas I have after
(12:19):
participating in a certain substance.
And why don't I just, you know, take a scroll Because there's a
lot. There's a lot.
There's a lot, right? Take a scroll and let's do a
idea while Brynn is pushing out a poopy.
Let's see here. If we say we believe in not
showing our kids online when we have kids, that just means our
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kids. It's ugly.
Oh, thank God you're back. Before I do another one.
I I was. I just showed them my idea.
Oh. Folder.
What was it? That if we ever hide our
children like it's. Because they're ugly.
(13:03):
Yeah, when did we talk about that?
I forgot I. Thought that was today.
Did you poop? Yeah.
You're like a pigeon. You poop so fast.
I don't know. It takes me like 2 business days
to poop. I just wait until I have to and
then I get it out and then I'm done.
I do too. I'm usually usually the poop
beats me to the bathroom. I've shit my pants way too many
times. You thought you did earlier
today. I did.
(13:23):
We don't have to talk about all that, though.
Anyways, back to Coachella. So Long story short, we want to
go through who we saw. We want to give you our top five
artists. Yes, I wrote down my top five.
You wrote down your top five. Yes, literally 54321.
And we're going to use these little whiteboards and we're
going to write them down and reveal them to each.
Other, we should say everybody that we saw.
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Yes, I'm sorry. I'm just really excited about
the whiteboards. We yeah, we have the overview.
We have the overview. OK Friday we saw Saint John,
Lola Young, Joe DJO, Joe Jenson,Boone, Missy Elliott and Lady
Gaga. Yes.
Saturday we saw Ed Sheeran, T Pain, Charlie XCX and Green Day.
Yes. Sunday we only saw Megan, the
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Stallion and Post Malone. Yes Yeah.
All right, we have our whiteboards.
We will read them out loud for our audio listeners, but right
now we're going to write down our. #5. #5 wait, I have to pull
up my list, Oh my God. I know mine right off the top of
my brain. OK, I know mine.
Oh, you're going to. OK, judge me. #5.
(14:28):
Let me know when you're ready. Why are you drawing so much?
I'm not drawing. OK.
You ready? Yeah, at #5 You ready?
OK. 321 Megan the Stallion. Megan the Stallion, Look at I
drew a little butt twerking. Oh yeah, it's.
Beautiful. Wow.
Megan the stallion #5 yeah. Yeah, that's all.
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She was so good. I was having the time of my
life. Yes, she did.
Like this heavy metal part? Oh, yeah.
Do you remember? Oh.
My God, it was. I wrote down, I just introduced
the idea folder and I'm sorry, the entire weekend I was, it was
420 weekend. Like what do you want from me?
Every single person that went out while I was literally out of
my mind, I wrote a couple of little notes about them and if
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that's OK during this podcast, Iwould love to.
You may read your notes. I do want to.
I had some. I did have some stuff about
Megan the Stallion that I would very much like to read.
I remember you showing them to me.
Hold on, Megan the Stallion. Heavy metal twerking, Rob
Zombie, Metallica, Marilyn Manson, Tenacious D Rap Party
mix goes fucking hard. Yeah, literally.
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Just like a rock concert with ass everywhere.
Yeah, it was an ass fest. Ass overload.
It was amazing. I genuinely do not understand
how one like how she moves her butt like that.
I don't get it. Literally, wrote Shakira's hips
verse Megan the Stallion's ass go.
Megan the Stallion's ass. Really.
(15:55):
Yeah. So her ass doesn't lie.
No, not at all. Not a word.
Well, I'm sure it does. Not a word was spoken.
The church bells all were broken.
Comment What song? If you know the song.
Anyways, what Shakira can do with her hips, just know that
Megan the stallion, Yeah, she can do that with her cheeks.
Yeah, we'll see. The thing I think is that Megan
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the stallion can move her hips like that, but even more than
that, she moves her ass as well.So it's like Shakira's hips plus
a big ol but donk A donk twerking around.
Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda.
That's what it was. So.
Loud. Sorry.
Yeah, that's crazy. How's that Crazy.
How's that? How's that go, everybody?
Crazy curvy WAVY big titties, little waist body, crazy curvy
WAVY big titties, little waist body yadda yadda yadda yadda
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yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda.
I'm just saying. I'm just saying, if you're
looking for an anniversary gift for your boyfriend or your
girlfriend, give them tickets toMegan the Stallion.
She's just like a living art piece.
So imagine like Bowser's Castle with like ass everywhere and
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just heavy metal. Everyone's going hard.
Reminded me a lot of like Dochi's performance at the
Grammys. You know what I'm talking about?
OK, Very well choreographed. It was just Zumba for like bad
bitches, you know what I mean? That's literally what the whole
concert. Was a little ass.
You shook a lot of ass. So good.
Look at you being modest. What are you doing?
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I didn't dance as much as I thought I.
Would you danced a lot? Yeah.
Are you serious? Yeah, I did.
OK, weirdly, weirdly enough, though, where we were standing,
because we were like, in the VIPsection on the grass to the left
of the stage, we had like a giant opening behind us in the
crowd. Yeah.
Like, do you remember that? There was like.
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Were you passing gas? Like what the fuck actually was
going on there? There was like 5 square feet of
space behind me and so I was like, I don't want to throw ass
just to like all these people that could see because you know,
like if you look towards the stage, I'm right there.
There's nobody like blocking me.You're telling me that you had
your back to a crowd of people during Meg the stallion, the
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most scrum diddly delectable delicious bubble gum booty Batty
of all time, and they know you're going to be throwing that
thing around and you're saying that people step back and that's
like shocking to like witness the Mount Rushmore of ass.
In the space and then I didn't use it.
Your ass is a monument, It's a Mount Rushmore.
It's an Eiffel Tower. You know what I'm saying?
What? I said it's not that hard.
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What's not that hard? It's not as hard as rock.
It's nice and soft. Oh, it's.
Yeah, because you called it Mount Rushmore and I was like,
wait, no. Oh yeah, that's soft.
Yes. Yeah, I see what you did there.
Is there like a monument that's like squishy?
Your ass? What the fuck?
What do you mean Your ass is theStatue of Liberty, You
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understand? I did take off.
I OK. Actually I will say I started my
period that morning and I was wearing like white bloomer
shorts. That day, Oh yeah, you were
freaking out. And I was like, fuck.
So I literally wore a pair of silk, like pajama shorts under
my bloomers. But then they kept showing at
the top. They kept like coming out of the
bloomers. So I literally went into one of
the porta potties and took them off and stuffed them into the
(19:08):
corner of the porta potty. And really.
Yeah, I oh. My God.
Wait, why wouldn't? You just throw it down into the
fucking through. I feel like that's a no no.
You just threw bloody. They weren't bloody.
Oh, thank God. I'm just saying if someone found
blood, I don't even want to say that out loud.
OK, They were bloody. I thought they OK, I'm just
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saying oh, oh, that's scared me a little bit.
I was like, Oh my God. No, I just took them.
I probably should have thrown them away, but I just, you know,
I was a little drunk and. Just left them in a porta.
Potty. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Not as bad as one of the porta potties I kept finding myself
in. There was like a little used
summer's Eve wipe, just sitting there with the packaging and
(19:49):
everything, and I was like, oh, someone wiped their vagina and
just decided to leave it right there for everyone to witness.
You know how people have celebrity crushes?
Yeah. Who would you proudly follow
into the bathroom just to kind of catch a whiff?
You nobody, Michael B Jordan. You.
(20:13):
Know what I mean? Like you see them get out of the
Porta John Michael. Do you see them get out of the
honey bucket, the Michael B Jordan?
Yeah, he's been watching a lot of Michael B Jordan lately.
And I'm like. We watch.
We watched Sinners. Yeah, so fucking.
Such. A good fucking movie.
Ryan Coogler. And then you were watching Black
Panther and both. Of those, I was like having
Michael B Jordan withdrawals. I'm not even joking.
(20:35):
Like when he saw Sinners the other day.
We can get into that. Hold on, there's that's
literally we'll get into that. We'll get into that.
I had one of the best weekends on my life.
Oh yeah, we we got it. We.
Got it. OK.
We got to move on in #4. #4 OK, OK, anyways, Megan the stallion,
congratulations. Out of all the artists that we
did see, you made into the top five.
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Oh yeah, trust we love you. Like in this.
This was also a really rough, like not rough.
What am I saying? This was a really, really hard
top five to pick. Like I love so many people that
we saw. Oh yeah, it was really fucking
difficult. This is #4 yeah, OK. 3. 21
Reveal. Lady Gaga.
(21:17):
Charli XCX and OK now how dare. You say that wearing a Charli
XCX shirt. I'm kind of wearing a Charli XCX
shirt. It's Coke.
That was the first time I ever experienced Charlie's Angels.
Like in person whatsoever, at all.
Xex whatever the fuck I like up to that point.
You've sang that song, the Won'tYou Pull up on My body?
(21:39):
Haven't, whatever it is. You go watch me pull up on your
body like it's someone take my clothes off in the water, splash
around and get you blessed like holy water.
I don't know what you were waiting for.
You know that I've been waiting for you.
I only threw this body for. You.
I've heard that probably 4000 times.
Yeah, in the past like 2 months.And a couple other songs, but I
like I I had an early. Cigar and 360.
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And why can't I literally remember any of the fucking
names? The one with choice of on.
It's insane. We weren't gonna debate and go
back and forth. I was just gonna explain why
this isn't like a debate at all.I'm just explain why Charlie X
is at my four. I will say it's very shocking
that Lady Gaga is at your 4. I'll get into it.
Okay, fair enough. Charlie XCXI Remember writing
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down is the greatest Walker of all time.
Oh yeah. She literally wins.
Best Walker I've ever seen. To be a I'll get it.
Actually, I'll I'll say my bit about Charlie XCX when we get to
her for me. Well, I was a wait, I feel like
I was about to say exactly what you said.
As someone who has never, ever, like, listened to Charlie XCX
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and then just saw her perform live and she's at #4 that says
something. That honestly says something
because I feel like you were literally about to say what I
was just about to say. Go for it.
It was her on stage with a microphone.
Yeah, that's it. Yeah.
Just strutting, just walking. I ain't ever seen someone walk
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so powerfully. I'm sorry, but like, best Walker
I've ever seen. Oh, yeah, she just strutted.
So strong. Just, yeah.
And then she's singing her songsand she's like, it just went, it
went so fucking hard. She has a very commanding
presence. It gave me like, Madonna vibes,
you know what I'm saying? Like very strong solo artist.
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Actually like Lady Gaga gave me Lady Gaga vibes.
So Lady Gaga, now I may speak mymy mind on Lady Gaga.
Love her when she did paparazzi or no, it wasn't even paparazzi.
It was Judas. When she sang Judas, I didn't
know that I was going to go as hard as I did, but I was fucking
jumping up and I was having the time of my life.
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But with Lady Gaga, we left early.
We did not stay for her whole set.
So I can't give her like a higher rating because I didn't
see her full set. We ended up, I think Mario had
to go to the bathroom really bad.
And so we like left the crowd. And then by the time we went to
walk back to the crowd, it was just more full.
And we were both kind of tired and we were like, should we just
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go and get an Uber now while it's like a little.
Bathroom during Lady Gaga. Yeah, remember you were going to
pee your pants. And so we went to the bathroom.
Oh yeah, that's another thing about Coachella and.
Then we decided to leave. The amount of times that we both
literally almost pissed our pants.
Yeah, the bathrooms are so far. Away you guys got to put some
just a couple charge $100 per bathroom.
You're already overpricing everything if you have like a
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quick access bathroom and you pay like a pass.
Well just to get into the artistpasses, have they do closer
bathrooms? Maybe the rest of us peasants
want a bathroom too. I don't know.
But I literally almost pissed mypants I don't know how many
times. Yeah, I literally almost just
started peeing in the grass. Oh, hello.
Yeah. There was a couple times I
debated. I actually sprinted for the
first time in my life during a couple sets.
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But no, we we left early for Lady Gaga, so we didn't get to
hear everything. And also a lot of her songs that
she played were from her new album, which I'm not as familiar
with aside from. Yeah, I don't know.
She was all right for me. She was good.
It was really nice to hear the nostalgic man.
She's obviously an amazing performer.
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She's absolutely incredible. The artistry behind her entire
set and her on stage and the waythat everything was done was
fucking amazing. Just for me music wise, there
wasn't as many songs I knew and like.
Yeah, cuz she was debuting like a lot of her new album and
stuff, but when she played the bangers from our past.
Oh yeah. I mean, like, the light show,
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the theatrics, the choreography,like, out of this, the best I've
ever seen. Like, literally the best I've
ever seen. Like when she came out, when
there was the laser show in front of the whole crowd, like
it was insane. It was like surreal.
It was just out of this world. Yeah.
Bum, bum, Bum bum bum bum bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Yeah, do you want to move on to #3?
(25:52):
00 and Welcome to the Kitty Can Pop.
Quiz Which cat is this looking? Right into your camera.
And the no your camera and the middle Cam, main Cam and your
Cam. He's literally covering me on
the main camera. Watch closely as the Atlantic
Persian Snow Leopard purchase onthe table.
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OK, you ready for #3? No, hold on, look at that pussy
smokes. What's up buddy?
I'm going to draw smokes like one of those French girls.
Oh fuck yeah #3 for me. Let's go.
I'm so fucking excited for this one.
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I'm. So fucking excited for this one.
I really hope so. Three.
No, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
OK, three. On the count of three.
What? I just you just showed me.
Yours did I OK. Bring 213 Go T pain.
T pain, Yeah. Yeah, the cat was blocking it.
T pain. I'll say this right now, OK?
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T pain should a headline. T pain should a headline.
He carried Coachella like there was a The first day was so much
fun, had a great time, saw a lotof great artists.
Yeah. But day 2 when I saw T pain, I
was like, oh fuck yeah, this made everything worth it.
I was like, this is fucking amazing.
He was amazing. He killed it.
It just every song banger after a fucking bang because he got a
lot of covers too, so it was literally just like.
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So much. Fun like late 20s, early 30s
nostalgia. Like to a tee.
It was like from kiss kiss to bartender to don't stop
believing to like. Tennessee Whiskey.
He just is so talented. Oh yeah.
So I don't even want to say slept on, but he's not brought
up enough. He's one of the most talented
artists ever. He could have had one and I
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would have been so happy. If he had the same level of like
theatrics given to him that the headliners had, yeah.
And he still, it was an amazing performance.
The visuals were fantastic, His costumes that everything like
everything about it was wonderful.
He did make a comment at one point where he was like, this is
a terrible time to be hungover, isn't it?
Hold on, let me just take pause,pause, pause, pause.
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Let me take a quick peek at my Tpay notes.
Sorry, what day was that? No T pain was amazing.
The nostalgia overload of T pain.
Yeah. Literally put my balls in a
vice. It was the most amazing thing
I've ever experienced. It was.
Really good especially like we saw T pain after Ed Sheeran was
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also that day and like the different because we wanted
nostalgia from Ed Sheeran. I can't talk about Ed Sheeran.
We I was going to say we will talk about Ed Sheeran, but he
fulfilled that T pain, fulfilledthat nostalgia that I was so
desperately Oh yeah, looking forit was.
Just like all I remember T pain Akon like when I was in middle
school. You know, it was all those like
early 2000s bangers. Yes, early, late 2000.
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And I haven't listened to him insuch a long time, which is love
it, love it, kiss, kiss. It was just like everything that
he performed. I was screaming.
I had no voice after T Pain. Yeah, it was just, it was so
much fucking fun. It's.
So fun he you recorded like all of T pain, which I kept giggling
at because as we. That was my favorite video I.
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Posted from Coachella mentioned Mario hasn't been to a lot of
concerts so he was doing the most stereotypical first time
concert. Smokes is still just sitting
right in front of me. In front of you, he takes up my.
Whole camera. Look at the main Cam.
It doesn't look like I'm doing ahold on, right?
Hold on. Does it look like I'm doing a
podcast with a cat right now? Kinda, yeah.
I'm going to let him. OK.
(29:25):
You ready? You ready?
You ready? Smokes.
Tell me, did Brynn date like a lot of guys?
No. You have to.
You have to do voice. Hold on.
Hold on. Let me try that again.
Smokes, in all of your time withBrynn, did she date a lot of
guys? Bring a lot of guys over, A lot
of girls over. I wouldn't say she dated, but
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there was a lot of them over at the house.
She was a whore. Smokes, you got to go, buddy.
Smokes. He wants to be on the podcast so
fucking bad. Yeah, he's such a little
attention. Why is everyone in this house a
fucking attention whore? Anyway, you were doing the thing
at concerts that a lot of like first time concert goers do
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where you just film the entire concert on your phone.
It was like, which is fine to doif that's what you want to do,
but it's like I've done that so many times and it's like you
never rewatched those videos. I do.
Have you rewatched all of your Team T pain videos aside from
when you? Yeah, right after I got done
watching my 4th of July fireworks videos I post every
year. Yeah, I fucking love it.
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I love when people post 5 minutes of Snapchat stories of
them singing along to their favorite artists.
That was literally you don't like that.
Surprise, you didn't just go live on TikTok.
Honestly, I I did. I did suggest that at one point
I was like. You were doing the whole
concert. I had such a good.
It was so. Fun.
It was fun T. Pain was so great.
It was just, it was amazing. I fucking love you.
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T Pain. Come on the podcast.
T Pain. Honestly, yeah.
That's so cool. That would be like that would be
top five. Yeah, I'm sure he listens to
this weekly. Why wouldn't he?
I'm sure he does. Valid, honestly.
OK, that was #3 fucking love youT Pain.
We're doing #2. Bah.
Can you auto tune this in honor of T pain?
Bah bartender if you're looking for me.
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I'm at the bar with her. Yes. 321 Brat.
Lady Gaga. So we switched Our Lady Gaga.
Charlie, it's yes. Interesting.
I really like kind of for the same reasons as T pain.
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Yeah, nostalgic. It's interesting to me because
fully well aware that I had a better time at T Pain, you know
what I'm saying? I had a better time at T Pain.
T Pain had a better set. Like I literally lost my voice
with all the nostalgia overload with with T Pain.
But in my eyes, Lady Gaga still beats T Pain because she did
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have that element of nostalgia and just the theatrics of what
she did on stage. It was just like a more thought
out performance. And it just blew my mind.
I mean just like every ass all the dancers when she was in that
like grave. Oh yeah, that.
Was it was what she was able to pull off and looking out at her
crowd? Yeah, the Lady Gaga crowd was,
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was like, it was fucking insane.It was.
There's so many people. I've never been at a concert
with that many people. Yeah.
And it was night #1 So that was like, to me, like the biggest
concert I've ever been to up to that point.
Yeah. It had a very big effect on me.
I was just wowed the whole time watching it because I couldn't
believe what I was seeing. Like it was just so it was so
well done. And then obviously when she was
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singing like the nostalgic bangers, I was losing she's.
Also, just like an amazing performer.
And her voice is incredible. No, I was kind of mad at myself
for putting her as low as I did,but like I said, it was really
hard to choose top five. Yeah, I chose Charli XCX because
I especially recently have been obsessed with her.
And on top of that, because I'vebeen listening to Party For You
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like fucking crazy. And then I learned that she
wasn't performing at a Coachella.
I was really bummed. And then she fucking surprises
us and performs party for you. I can't believe I didn't cry.
Actually. I was like, we were, we got.
Like, I love how you keep sayingus and we because yeah, I
definitely was in shambles when she posted that, when she when
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she. I meant she surprised us like
she surprised Coachella. Oh, I thought you meant like me
and you. No, like those.
I was. Yeah.
Like. Her supporters.
Her. Fans, Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry. We were also, we had gotten a
table, so we were in like this little section where we kind of
had like our own little area. And two of my friends, Emmy and
Alex were there with us and theywere watching Charlie XDX.
And literally she started a party for you.
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And I just like hands out. So I was like, hold the fuck on.
And then I went in. You go watch me pull up on your
body. Like if someone take my clothes
up in the water, they get you. That's like only water.
I don't know what you were waiting for.
It was so good. And then also I got this feeling
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all this. I didn't even know that she sang
that. Yeah, I didn't even know.
Like she started singing that. I've never jumped.
I thought it was Lord that I felt like I was.
Oh my God that's a whole thing. Also, Charli XCX is maybe one of
the hottest people I've ever seen in my entire fucking life.
She is. She's the second hottest person
I've. Ever seen?
Thank you, I think. And you, you said what I was
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going to say about her with the way that she commands a stage
literally on her own. I remember watching it and just
being like, how the fuck she was?
How is she just up there? Oh yeah.
And she brought Addison Rae out,which I thought was.
Oh yeah, that was. Funny because for the longest
time we were like who is that? Like who is that?
I thought it was Sabrina Carpenter.
Yeah, and then it like showed. Well, it makes more sense
because she has a song with Addison Rae, but.
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Addison Rae has a song. I think she brought out Lord and
Troy Sivan though the first weekend.
Don't quote me on. That she does give.
Like it was like Lord vibes. I didn't know she was around
back then. So you know her song Girl's so
confusing and like when it played I told you, the one
that's like you walk like a bitch when I was 10, someone
said that. And it's all about like girls
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relationships with each other, like girl friendships and like
how confusing they can be and like, do you love me or do you
hate me? Do you want to be me?
Yeah, you said. Oh yes, I remember.
But she and Lord, that song was about Lord.
Again, don't quote me on this. I'm like 90% positive about the
things that I say. But like anyway, because
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everyone would compare her and Lord and her and Lord were
friends, but they had like a confusing relationship.
And like there's literally a part in the song where she was
like, let's work it out on the remix.
And then she literally remixed the song with Lord.
Yeah, her and Lord, they have a bit of a friendship history
there. I also love the fact that
Charlie XCX always shouts out her boyfriend into the crowd.
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George. Hey, George.
Oh yeah, I told Mario. I was like, that would be how I
would be towards you if I was Charlie XCX and I was alone on
stage and I would be. I would be honored to be George
if like you were Charlie. That's actually so fucking cool.
Yeah, that's a real bad ass fucking relationship right
there. I love to see it.
Oh yeah, I love that. I googled Charlie XCX make song
(36:10):
about Lord and it says what was that?
Is that the song? No.
What was that? No, you sure it's girl?
So confusing. OK, fair enough.
The girl so confusing version with OK, I see it now.
Interesting. OK.
I think, again, I just know things.
Sometimes I think we have the same #1 and I kind of just want
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to say it at the same time. You want to just put the
whiteboards away and just say it?
Yeah, obvious. It's obvious.
So much faith in us. It's so obvious.
Yeah, I have so many things to say about this too.
Are you ready? Yeah. 321 Green Day, Yeah, Oh my
God. OK, First off I'd like to point
out the fact that we saw T Pain,Charli XX and then Green Day.
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Back-to-back to back-to-back to back-to-back to fucking back.
Day 2. Day 2 was just unreal.
It was like it made everything worth it.
The future US is apologizing to you guys right now.
Sorry for the mess. But in Part 2, we go in on Green
Day hardcore. Yeah, OK.
And we give them the respect that they deserve.
Yes. Now enjoy the rest of Part 1.
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We'll be in Part 2. We'll.
See you there. Goodbye.
Can I say something about VIP section real quick?
Yeah, we were in the VIP section, yeah.
And I kind of wish I was just with general admission.
We could have gone out to General.
Admission, I know, but like we kept standing in the VIP
sections and I'm like, why am I so far away?
Like what is? Well, honestly, we could.
Have gone and gotten in the pit,but God forbid one of us had to
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pee. I would have.
Then you're out. You're done.
Going week two, I would rather just be in the pit because like
for Joe and like a couple of theartists we'll talk about like we
were in the pit, we just we justleave the.
I will say though, like with ForJoe, think about how many people
took pictures with us when we were in the pit.
Oh yeah. And then think about waiting in
the pit for hours before Green Day comes on to try to get kind
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of close to the stage. So that we can actually see and
how many people would be taking pictures of us or literally
hunting us down in the. Yeah cuz I cuz I hate attention
so I would hate. That I have had multiple panic
attacks in. Like, because of big crowds?
Yeah, big crowds for. Me too.
Maybe not. I know, but it just looked I I
kept feeling like I was so far away, but at the same time it
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like still looked great and it was like it was comfy and there
was like it was, it was fine. Because we got there's within
VIP section there is, I think it's called the veranda, but
it's where you can essentially buy a table but like as you do
at clubs and stuff, but you get bottle service.
Which I do all the time. You get like free.
There's a hand roll sushi place that you can only get access to
if you have like the ticket. So you get the sushi.
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I think there was something elsemaybe that you also.
Got bottle service? Yeah, well, you could bring you
bottles and you get a table and it's, you can see the stage
really well 'cause it's a littleelevated, it can be a little
lonely. It was so it was super comfy,
but it was kind of weird we. Got it the last two nights.
Yeah, It was like weekend two, Yeah.
And we saw this, like, big emptylounge area.
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Yeah, with like, Astroturf and like, really nice outdoor
furniture and mini fridges and servers and just all this
fucking shit everywhere. Yeah.
And I was like, how much is that?
There's no one even in there. Are they, like, waiting for the
Kardashians to show up? Like, what the fuck is that?
And we walked up and they told us it was 4 grand.
Yeah. 4 grand just for a night, and then we kind of did a little
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sweet talking, you know what I'msaying?
And we still paid. The first day was like 2300 and
then the second day was 1800. Yes.
Yeah, which is ridiculous. Yeah, which is that, but.
But also like, wait, it was really nice.
The thing is is like we obviously we got our tickets for
free. Yeah, we did.
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And like we looked it up and thetickets for like VIP, I think
it's around 15102 grand or something like that.
Yeah, it's around that price, yeah, so especially.
Like we were paying for the VIP tickets.
Yes, I mean. But that place also, the tables,
that was the cost for Weekend 2.For weekend one, they were more
like, I think he said. They were more like 10,000.
(40:08):
Yeah, which is insane. Yeah, we yeah, it was.
They told us it was going to be like 4 and then we got it for
like 25. We were literally like the only
people in there. Yeah, like it was kind of weird.
And then it was a little we likeat this little section where
like the only people in putting.Us up at the front, so we
couldn't see anyone in front of us.
So there were people behind us. So it maybe would have felt like
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more full if we were on, like, the row behind us.
Yeah. But where we were, it was
literally just us. And then like a sea of people in
the stage. We understand how ridiculous it
is for two nights, night 2 and night 3, spending like $3100 on
bottle service and a couch. On the second day, we had gotten
quotes for the table and then wewere walking around kind of
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thinking about it a little bit and then we happened to run into
my financial advisor, which. Was insane.
I don't know how I literally just bumped into him and I was
like, I'm thinking about gettingthis table like is that a
terrible idea? Can we not skip past that
because you've known your financial advisor for how long?
Like a year and a half. And you literally bumped into
him. Never met him in person before
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at Coachella. Yeah, while we were debating
whether we like pull the triggeron this to see what it's like.
Yeah. And I was like, oh, this is
like, he literally can answer this for me right now.
And it was funny too, because I've only ever like zoomed with
him and he always has like business attire on and he was
not wearing business. He's.
Wearing like a tank, Coachella like Brian.
What's up? Yeah.
And I was like, what? The fuck?
It was black. He, he gave me the a OK.
And it was, it literally felt like when your mom says that you
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can like have a sleepover. And I was like, oh, OK.
It's like now I know. It's like really OK.
The way that I justify it is because never experienced
anything like that. I've never even been to
concerts. I never even like the amount of
money I've saved my entire life.Not going to concerts,
festivals, like literally even like theme parks, nothing like
just existing, just saving my money.
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And then we're at Coachella and there's a big empty section for
like 1500 bucks. Yeah, like, I understand how
ridiculous that sounds in today's day and age.
Yeah, but like I was like, you know what?
Like fuck it. Like we can do this.
Like we can, yeah, split betweenthe two of us too.
It's like like literally our tickets, like it was literally
our tickets, like 1500 bucks between the two of us.
Yeah. And like with the amount that we
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would have been spending on alcohol and food regardless,
when like we got that for free included.
And being able, honestly, like for Green Day specifically,
being able to see the stage likethat and just to like go crazy
in our own space, in our own area.
And honestly, it was really nicethat there wasn't anyone like
close by, kind of like, because I get my social anxiety and I
don't like people watching me. So like, even though we were
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literally up on a platform, I still felt like more like safe
and secure and like in a bubble.I don't know I I understand.
Yeah, you want to stay away fromlike the peasants.
No, no. You want to stay away from like
the normies. No, not at all.
That's not what I mean. I just like crowds do freak me
out a lot. Also like really bad and.
I don't but a lot of people can't just like pay 3. $1000 to.
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Just get out of the crowd and ifthey have social anxiety I can
see the comments right now of like I have social anxiety.
But I don't sound that. I sound out of touch.
I do. I fully get that.
I'm so glad we have these littlewhiteboards. 1500 bucks for VIP
tickets. OK.
We were just given VIP tickets and if you're at any point going
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well, they just get tickets. That's crazy.
After three days at Coachella, between the two of us, and I did
not do all the math, but we had 81 videos on across all of our
platforms, 81 videos that we posted, not one of them under
300,000 views. Like either you had one at Megan
the Stallion, that's at 27 million views, right?
(43:44):
I have like two or three that broke like a million, 2 million,
whatever. And then the rest of them are
hundreds of thousands of views, like literally 100 million
views. Like, I'm not even exaggerating.
Like millions of views that we generated over the whole weekend
posting the experience, right? And they give us 1500 bucks for
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some VIP tickets. So if you're looking at us and
you're like, Oh my God, how could they just give them
tickets? People give us $3000 worth of
tickets so they can get millionsof views for free.
Literally. It's yeah.
Well, the amount of, I'm just saying that the amount of money
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that they'd actually have to payfor like a commercial or like
for hundreds of millions of views if they were doing it on
TV or broadcasting it elsewhere.That's why influencers get
invited to these events because these events give us $3000 and
then we provide. I, I really want to do the math
on it. We're going to put the math
(44:46):
right here. This is the total amount of
views. For our audio listeners, we have
a graphic up right now breaking down all of the views that we
accumulated while at Coachella, just to kind of further explain
why brands send us to places like this.
Yes, and just really to break itdown South Mario, we have yours
up first. You can say yours.
So total views across all my platforms that I accumulated in
(45:10):
the three days at Coachella, just Coachella related content.
Yeah. 19,700,000 views yeah so between 3 platforms, I think
TikTok I had like 7.5 million, 10.6 million on IG and well
we'll just say 12 million plus on both of the meta platforms
(45:31):
yeah and then Bryn for. Me I did total views across
everything is 51,400,000 and then on TikTok I got 40.1
million and 11.3 million on Instagram.
Which is insane. That is like literally with.
A very viral video while we werethere about making the stallion.
Yeah, it still counts. It's still Coachella related.
(45:53):
Yeah, but like, yeah, 50 millionviews in three days.
Coachella related content combined Yeah, total.
Combined we had 70,100,000 for the both of.
Us, I knew it was like around 100 million or like 50 million
plus. Like I knew it was going to be a
lot. Yeah.
And we're and we're not, we're not saying this to sound braggy
at all. We are really just trying to
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like explain why brands send influencers if you're someone
who's not familiar with the influencer space and how
influencers get paid and why they get invited to things like
this and why they get all these benefits.
Events, festivals, concerts, redcarpets, galas, like all those
things, it's. Because we obviously like
promote it so well, like it really.
Just naturally, organically, just being there and making
(46:38):
videos about it. Like there's certain brands I've
been on brand trips with where they won't even ask the creators
that they bring, They won't ask them to post any content.
There will be no posting requirements.
But that honestly, for me even makes me want to post even more
because it's like you're just creating such a fun environment
and there's so many cool things obviously I'm going to want to
make content about. It yeah, and like you guys have
(46:58):
seen my manholes, or maybe you haven't, but companies will
reach out to me and like, send me things.
Small businesses, I should clarify.
And I just tell them send me something really cool and maybe
personalized. I'll take care of the rest.
Like the less scripted it is, the better.
The less I know, the better my genuine reaction to it's going
(47:19):
to be good. And it generates a lot of views.
And like companies, brands, corporations, businesses,
festivals, concerts, galas, likethey've all seen the power of
social media being able to generate 70 million views in
three days to, to Coachella intothese, to these brands and
stuff, paying, you know, a couple $1000 for some tickets.
(47:41):
So they can generate 70 million views to promote, you know,
their concerts and everything. It it it makes a little bit more
sense when you put it in those terms.
And that was just, I'm sure someday we'll do a deeper dive
into that, but just for the timebeing, that was our quick little
explanation, little clarity, little look behind the curtain.
We just want to be completely transparent when it comes to
(48:03):
these sort of things. So it makes a little bit more
sense because we know how ridiculous it sounds talking
about our entire Coachella weekend and how we were invited
to go there for free. And a lot of people look at that
and they go, why do they get to go?
Well, just look at the views. Look at the views.
Like that's, that's, that's the best way that I could put it.
Yeah, and again, not sound bragging at all in any way,
shape or form. That is not what we're trying to
(48:24):
do. And if anything, this should
encourage people to to see the power of social media.
Everybody has a social media in your pocket.
Yeah. So you are out at a festival,
you are at a concert, you're doing something.
You're at home creating something.
Look at the power of social media.
That's how we started. We literally just started making
videos about our lives and what we do and what we like in our
(48:46):
hobbies. And it just snowballed into
this. And anybody can do it.
Anybody can do it. So like we'll.
Have we'll have a deeper conversation about this the I
feel like it's been paused for too long.
Oh, OK, Yeah, we'll, yeah, we'llstop.
We'll stop. OK.
All right, back to the video. Back to the video.
Audio listeners. Doesn't matter anyways.
Thank you so much. Here we go with all that in
(49:06):
mind. When we were there for free.
And the only money that we're paying is for lodging and food
and drinks, which is still ridiculous, and we'll get into
that. But these couches for $3000,
we're like, OK, that's like literally us paying for our
tickets. Yeah.
And that's what we decided. And then we did it.
And anyways, I'm just trying to explain the thought process
(49:29):
behind it, OK? We've been filming for about an
hour I. Think we're gonna have to do a
Part 2? I got to do a Part 2.
Yeah, I think this feels like a natural breaking point.
You guys won't have to wait a whole week to get Part 2, don't
worry. It's gonna come out, but we'll
have the date and whatever it's either gonna be the next day or
two days or, well, you'll see, right?
It's it's up right now. Would you look at that?
That's when the Part 2 drops. Yeah, and we will be breaking
(49:50):
down our honorable mentions for who we saw.
Our dishonorable mentions. Who we would have liked to have
seen and kind of just everythingelse.
Yeah, kind of everything that goes into it, the grand totals,
like how much you could expect to pay while you're there for
just food, drink, lodging, Ubers, like outfits like it's
it's a lot. And I know a lot of people are
(50:11):
interested in Coachella and a lot of people dream to go.
And so the whole reason that we're doing this, and one of the
big reasons that we win and we win weekend too, like we
literally just went for us to experience it and enjoy the
music and stuff was to kind of illustrate everything that goes
into it. Because there's so much talk
online of like, you know, how crazy Coachella is and whether
(50:31):
you should go or not or whether it's worth it or anything.
I will say loudly and proudly right now, I would do it again.
Oh yeah, 100%. Oh yeah.
Even if I had to pay, I wouldn'tbuy the couches if I went again.
100 I would not buy the couches if I went again.
I would fight for artist passes though.
Yeah. But like, I would be OK, like
spending I think the $1500 for VIP or less for general
(50:54):
admission when you're able to. Like when I say that those top
five concerts we just went through were literally like the
best concerts I have ever seen, the best hours of music I have
ever seen. And we still haven't even got
into like the honorable mentionsand other people that we saw.
Yeah. Because there's a lot of other
people too. Benson, Boone, we'll get.
There. I know, I know.
(51:15):
I'm just like, there's a lot of controversy around Vincent Boone
for some fucking reason. I saw him perform live and I'll
tell you about it in Part 2, butwe're.
Gonna go refresh our yeah our rums.
OK, that's Part 1. Our rummies.
We're gonna, yeah, but we hope you guys have enjoyed it thus
far. We want to thank you guys so
much for listening. We have been like over the moon.
(51:35):
Yeah, amazed with how much support we've been getting.
It's been absolutely incredible.I know both of us just can't
believe it. Don't cry.
No, it's been really, especiallywith both of us recently kind of
talking about some really personal stuff and the responses
that we've gotten have been really amazing.
We've been posting some clips and if you haven't seen you
check them out on my page. And from the previous episodes,
(51:57):
the response has just been overwhelming.
I like this. This is really a dream come true
and there's, there's already more people tuning in and
joining us on this journey than we ever anticipated.
We knew you guys wanted a podcast and the fact that we did
all this and made this and you guys are actually tuning in and
watching. We can't thank you enough.
(52:18):
Like we just checked truly today, all of our videos on
YouTube, we're in the double digits, baby.
That's what I'm fucking talking about. 10,000 plus views.
Yeah, and that's just on YouTube.
That's just on YouTube. No, we we absolutely love the
support so much. But please let us know what
you're liking, what you're not liking.
I know you guys like the Truth or Truth episode.
Let us know if you guys do. I want to do that.
(52:39):
I want to do it again so bad. I love your guys''s questions.
The call box right here. If you guys want to start
calling and leave us a voicemail, we could play your
voicemails on the podcast. Answer your questions that way.
Be on the lookout on all of our socials for more polls, more
questions, all that good shit. We want to involve you guys as
much as. Possible.
We really, really do. This is all for you.
It really. Is I only threw this party for
(53:00):
you? Don't you pull up on my body a
bit, a bit. We, we can't thank you enough.
It's overwhelming. We're having such a good time
creating this for you guys. You don't have to wait too long
to see us again. Yeah, let us know if you're
watching on YouTube, on Spotify,on Amazon, on Apple or like, let
us know what you're liking, whatyou're not liking.
We're open to criticism. We just started We're Only what
This is episode 6. Yeah.
(53:21):
Let's fucking go beat. US five stars.
Give us a little thumbs up. Subscribe like please.
Do please do. All of the things, yeah.
Follow us on everywhere. Yes, I'm going to go get another
Double Rum in Red Bull. Double rum in red.
Bull, another dead noble Rum Part 2, Part 2, Honorable
mentions, Dishonorable mentions.Getting into the nitty gritty of
(53:42):
everything The Last of Us Sinners and I want to share some
more ideas. OK.
So stay tuned we're going to take a breather thank you guys
so much for watching and make sure to follow us we're.
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