Primary Attribute

Primary Attribute

Primary Attribute is a Castles & Crusades actual play podcast where our cast unravels the mysteries of Arx Moltimus, a mountain fortress that contains the last surviving city, as it flies through the sky above a world consumed by a supernatural corruption and attempts to hold out for just a little longer. Battles are fought, romances blossom, secrets are uncovered, and city infrastructure is maintained against all odds.

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June 28, 2026 81 mins

The grand experiment has gone awry, and now the Corruption attacks our brave scientists. With birds, the deadliest weapon (and confounding factor) known to Arxkind! How are they going to manage to start a small fire under these conditions???

Steamboat uses the boost! OG Vons weighs the pros and cons of a forest fire. Jyessi finds something in her inventory. Cool Vons po...

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It's time for a grand experiment! Can a dream fox start a fire so bright that their friends in reality can see it? Bonus question: How well can player characters handle being invisible?

Wealdroa forgets something important. Vons moves to intercept. Grickx wiggles his fingers all creepy-like. Steamboat Willie goes up, up, and away! Jyessi attempts tactical charades. Cool...

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June 15, 2026 64 mins

Vons finally revealed his terrifying dreams to the rest of the party. Now it's time to dig in and figure out how these things work and if we can use them for something cool! And let's throw in an emotional betrayal for fun.

Vons runs out of string. Grickx realizes someone missed a backstory cutscene. Jyessi goes euuuuugh. Wealdroa describes non-traditional methods of bo...

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Did you know that sometimes people sleep? And they risk dreaming?? Every time they do it??? Today, we follow Vons in a cautionary tale about what happens when you take that risk.

Vons hates on Elvish make. Jyessi doesn't take "don't worry about it" for an answer.

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May 30, 2026 70 mins

It's always good to have a backup plan, so the party works on building themselves (and the citizenry) another escape route. As a bonus, they to get to visit with a few old friends!

Steamboat shakes down. Vons is proud of what he's accomplished. Grickx puts together a mandatory training. Wealdroa finds a way to put magic missile into everything they do. Jyessi plans fami...

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We're back for Part 2 of our dive into other RPGs we dig. This week we cover Night Witches; loose, improv-heavy games; and take a dive into accessibility in RPGs.

Whit receives recognition as an author. Adam enforces. Erin shares one of their great unsolved mysteries. Ian checks the sadness meter.

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This week, we try something a little different and talk about some other RPGs we enjoy! I know, we're *so* brave to admit it's okay to like more than one game. In our first of two episodes, we cover In Nomine and the Dresden Files RPG.

Let us know if you enjoy these sorts of episodes! We'd be happy to do more if y'all find it interesting.

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The rest of the party tries to help Wealdroa make a good decision when buying a mech body. Tries. Sort of.

Cool Vons loves spoilers. Grickx checks reimbursement rules. Jyessi discusses a different kind of construct. Wealdroa likes 'em thicc.

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Vons has to hurry, or he'll be late! He speeds along faster than a rabbit with a pocket watch, but it wouldn't be Vons if there wasn't at least one tangent along the way.

Oh, and some other party members show up or something.

Vons gets his paws all over someone else's equipment. Jyessi knows a little Kindness goes a long way. Wealdroa ha...

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April 23, 2026 76 mins

The party continues to prepare for the upcoming landing. Whether that be by honing their weapons, considering what sort of body they want to ride into battle, or keeping themselves emotionally healthy by spending time with loved ones. I know, the last one feels off-brand to me, too.

Steamboat Willie makes something worthy of the Red Bull Flugtag. Wealdroa goes to a smok...

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April 19, 2026 71 mins

It's time to do some campaigning! Grickx and Jyessi go out to knock on doors and talk to voters directly about the important issues of the day, like not letting everyone die from the Arx crashing, their feelings, and where they stand on all their past mistakes.

Grickx busts out the suspenders. Jyessi avoids a hot mic situation. Vons gets somewhere he shouldn't.

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April 5, 2026 78 mins

The party finishes their night of partying, campaigning, and learning about personal existential threats. Then, for a nightcap, they conduct a home invasion.

Grickx sells the surface. Jyessi is inherently trustworthy. Wealdroa remembers she forgot something. Cool Vons gets nachos.

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March 25, 2026 71 mins

The party members each take some "me time" to go party. At the same place? Whoops. The only way this can get more dire is if two of them wore the same outfit!

Cool Vons gets into the local art scene. Grickx shows the dance floor how it's done. Jyessi runs the merch table. Wealdroa gets some interesting news.

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March 22, 2026 74 mins

Preparations for the landing process begin. Everyone does their best to support the effort, ensure the safety of their loved ones, and make a killing on the glue market.

Grickx gins up support. Wealdroa goes to a fancy store. Jyessi shortens their commute. Vons hears the ocean.

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We reach the thrilling conclusion of Triassic Playland! The party's really throwing their own spin on the story, and they decide to try a novel approach to solving their problems: shotguns.

Vons reconsiders pet ownership. Grickx wears many hats. Jyessi shows the difference between a park ranger and an Arx ranger. Wealthy stands alone under a streetlamp.

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The party heads out into Triassic Playland for a sedate tour in state of the art EVs. All everyone needs for the day to go well is for the electricity to stay on and, preferably, for the weather to stay nice! Wait, what are those ominous clouds doing on the horizon?

Grickx throws off the chains of fate. Wealthy gets double-lost. Jyessi pokes shit. Vons toys with somethi...

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We had a player down so it's time for an acting. Welcome to...Triassic Playland! As you can tell by the title, it's even *more* majestic than the original. Strap in as everyone gets to pet the dinosaurs and have a nice time. Definitely that.

Wealthy glistens sexily. Grickx threatens a child. Jyessi's ovaries explode. Gex revisits a fan favorite role.

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February 18, 2026 84 mins

Everyone levels up to 11! Spells are chosen, hit dice are rolled, and a lot of wandering conversation is had along the way.

Heads up that this level up session is extremely meandering! If you'd rather just get a short summary of people's level up choices, we'll be sure to quickly go over everything at the start of our next proper PA episode. :)

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February 12, 2026 67 mins

The party convenes the leadership of the Arx Council to report their findings. It's time to make a tough decision: where's the best place to park.

Jyessi makes a friend out of a coworker. Wealdroa desires a deep dive. Steamboat Willie readies to rebuild. Cool Ranch Vons is overcome with wanderlust. Grickx brings his engineering prowess to the fore. OG Vons knows that wh...

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February 7, 2026 64 mins

The party's quieted down the city's core for now, and they even all lived to tell the tale. Unfortunately, being alive means they now have to do things like "make decisions" and "plan." Eugh. Maybe getting microwaved by magic would have been better.

Cool Vons plays "what's that smell?" Steamboat Willie tries to keep a friend out of trouble. Jyessi wants to know what's i...

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