Primary Attribute
Primary Attribute is a Castles & Crusades actual play podcast where our cast unravels the mysteries of Arx Moltimus, a mountain fortress that contains the last surviving city, as it flies through the sky above a world consumed by a supernatural corruption and attempts to hold out for just a little longer. Battles are fought, romances blossom, secrets are uncovered, and city infrastructure is maintained against all odds.
Episodes
The rest of the party tries to help Wealdroa make a good decision when buying a mech body. Tries. Sort of.
Cool Vons loves spoilers. Grickx checks reimbursement rules. Jyessi discusses a different kind of construct. Wealdroa likes 'em thicc.
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Vons has to hurry, or he'll be late! He speeds along faster than a rabbit with a pocket watch, but it wouldn't be Vons if there wasn't at least one tangent along the way.
Oh, and some other party members show up or something.
Vons gets his paws all over someone else's equipment. Jyessi knows a little Kindness goes a long way. Wealdroa has a personal conversation in public. Grickx checks his...
The party continues to prepare for the upcoming landing. Whether that be by honing their weapons, considering what sort of body they want to ride into battle, or keeping themselves emotionally healthy by spending time with loved ones. I know, the last one feels off-brand to me, too.
Steamboat Willie makes something worthy of the Red Bull Flugtag. Wealdroa goes to a smoke shop. Jyessi's pretty sure they're...
It's time to do some campaigning! Grickx and Jyessi go out to knock on doors and talk to voters directly about the important issues of the day, like not letting everyone die from the Arx crashing, their feelings, and where they stand on all their past mistakes.
Grickx busts out the suspenders. Jyessi avoids a hot mic situation. Vons gets somewhere he shouldn't.
The party finishes their night of partying, campaigning, and learning about personal existential threats. Then, for a nightcap, they conduct a home invasion.
Grickx sells the surface. Jyessi is inherently trustworthy. Wealdroa remembers she forgot something. Cool Vons gets nachos.
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The party members each take some "me time" to go party. At the same place? Whoops. The only way this can get more dire is if two of them wore the same outfit!
Cool Vons gets into the local art scene. Grickx shows the dance floor how it's done. Jyessi runs the merch table. Wealdroa gets some interesting news.
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Preparations for the landing process begin. Everyone does their best to support the effort, ensure the safety of their loved ones, and make a killing on the glue market.
Grickx gins up support. Wealdroa goes to a fancy store. Jyessi shortens their commute. Vons hears the ocean.
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We reach the thrilling conclusion of Triassic Playland! The party's really throwing their own spin on the story, and they decide to try a novel approach to solving their problems: shotguns.
Vons reconsiders pet ownership. Grickx wears many hats. Jyessi shows the difference between a park ranger and an Arx ranger. Wealthy stands alone under a streetlamp.
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The party heads out into Triassic Playland for a sedate tour in state of the art EVs. All everyone needs for the day to go well is for the electricity to stay on and, preferably, for the weather to stay nice! Wait, what are those ominous clouds doing on the horizon?
Grickx throws off the chains of fate. Wealthy gets double-lost. Jyessi pokes shit. Vons toys with something heavy.
We had a player down so it's time for an acting. Welcome to...Triassic Playland! As you can tell by the title, it's even *more* majestic than the original. Strap in as everyone gets to pet the dinosaurs and have a nice time. Definitely that.
Wealthy glistens sexily. Grickx threatens a child. Jyessi's ovaries explode. Gex revisits a fan favorite role.
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Everyone levels up to 11! Spells are chosen, hit dice are rolled, and a lot of wandering conversation is had along the way.
Heads up that this level up session is extremely meandering! If you'd rather just get a short summary of people's level up choices, we'll be sure to quickly go over everything at the start of our next proper PA episode. :)
Ian reads spells from ancient tomes. Adam cons...
The party convenes the leadership of the Arx Council to report their findings. It's time to make a tough decision: where's the best place to park.
Jyessi makes a friend out of a coworker. Wealdroa desires a deep dive. Steamboat Willie readies to rebuild. Cool Ranch Vons is overcome with wanderlust. Grickx brings his engineering prowess to the fore. OG Vons knows that when everyone's falling, it's good to ...
The party's quieted down the city's core for now, and they even all lived to tell the tale. Unfortunately, being alive means they now have to do things like "make decisions" and "plan." Eugh. Maybe getting microwaved by magic would have been better.
Cool Vons plays "what's that smell?" Steamboat Willie tries to keep a friend out of trouble. Jyessi wants to know what's in a name. Wealdroa turns down valuab...
The party is going to get this core locked down or die trying. Let's see which one they go with.
Cool Vons has that mid-air energy. Jyessi ponders reaction intensity. Wealdroa warms up. Grickx drives the magic bus.
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The core proves resistant to the party's attempts to fix it, but they won't let a little magical bolt of energy here and there get them down! Unless it kills them. I guess they'd be pretty down if that happened.
Best not to get hit, then. Easy!
Jyessi slices and dices. Cool Vons does a flip. Grickx gives clear instructions. Wealdroa gets a little hug.
Into the core! It's finally time to see the heart of the Arx, and what can be done to maintain it. It probably just needs a little spackle and some fresh paint, right? Maybe a dusting?
Grickx faces his greatest maintenance challenge yet. Wealdroa and gravity duel once again. Cool Vons bodyguards. Jyessi makes a breakthrough.
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After finding out that The Great Wizard Dave has come down with a rather nasty case of skeleton-itis, the party gets ready to wreck his graduation orb. And possibly steal his bones. No respect, these people.
Wealdroa tries to resist peer pressure. Cool Vons infodumps. Grickx makes sure there's no pressure, man. Jyessi cuts the Davian knot. Steamboat Willie's cool out here. Original Recipe Vons sprays his ...
The secondary facility is back online and it's time to find the Great Wizard Dave. And more importantly, meet back up with Grickx and Steamboat!
Grickx is back, baby! Vons finds a shiny. Jyessi knows how to talk to teens. Cool Vons wants to know what's hot and what's not. Steamboat Willie knows the rules of the game. Wealdroa tries to squeeze truth from a stone.
It's time for our 2025 Solstice Special! The party has a sweet cozy time on the Solstice where absolutely nothing goes wrong.
Just kidding. The CK would never let that happen!
Vons feels a little stiff. Jyessi gets an unenviable designation. Wealthy faces an old foe.
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Each party member sees their reflection in the eyes of the Nonocculus. There's a brief moment of eye contact, where it seems the two sides of this fight might finally understand each other and find peace.
It shoots deadly magic at them, instead.
Cool Vons sets fire on fire. Wealdroa feels sick. Jyessi gets hype. Original Recipe Vons ponders parenting.
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