Respect the Door with Ana Part 4 (Privychat 39)

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>> Hunter Hoover (00:02):
Al right, finish your wet sipping and then I'm gonna
do the intro and then I will introduce you.
Finish the wet sipping
hit record. And all I hear is.

>> Ana Hoover (00:17):
Sorry.

Welcome back to Privy. Privy is a
podcast about bathrooms recorded
from my home bathroom. I'm your host,
Hunter Hoover, and I love bathrooms. Welcome
back everyone. Um, I hope you enjoyed your Groundhogs
Day festivities. Uh, I know it was kind of. It
was kind of different for me this year. Groundhog's Day was on a

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weekend and so I usually wrap up my.
My Groundhog's Day viewing into my morning
routineh and so I had to watch it later.
I it's a bit sacrilege, but um, um, I watched him
yank Phil and uh, it was, it was good good Phil yanking
for the morning. So. But that's
our first February tradition. Our second February tradition
for those who've joined us before.

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Um, in honor of
the other the ugly stepchild of February
holidays, we we regularly have
my w. Anna Hoover on
for. For Valentine's Day. So so she's stuck here in the
bathroom with me. Anna, how are you?

I'm doing all right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Good. U um, uh, what do
you. What do you in your. So I think sometimes people
hear me not complain about Valentine's Day, but
talk less than positively about
Valentine's Day.

Mhm.

But like, why don't you give your your perspective on
Valentine's Day? What? Just give it to us.

You mean like what do I like about Valentine s store Day?

So do you. So. Well, you've already. So then you like it.
Let's start there.

I like it because we get to go out on a date, but we.

Don'T do it on Valentine's Day.

Yeah, but I still count it as a date for Valentine's
Day.

The wonder if I should use Valentine's Day as an excuse to
cancel young adults. Pretty sure it's on a Friday.

It is on a Friday.

O that might be it. You know, most the young
adults aren't gon toa show up because either they're.

Well, half of them are married.

Yeah.

That's kind of generous. Yeah,
some of them are married.

No, there's about half yeah, there's about half that are married because they
married other people in the young adults group.
Um. ###eah we'll see know.
Yeah. Yeah, we'll see. But so you like
Valentine's Day? You think it's good?

Yeah.

Okay.

I think it's fun. You have
some white stuff in.

Yeah, it's it's marshmallow. Fluff from the
you we made. We made hot chocolate. So we're.
If you hear us sipping as we do this, it's. We made
probably the worst drink decision for recording a
podcast which is hot chocolate with
a lake of marshmallow fluff on top. So
my mustache is filled with marshmallow fluff.

It's so good though. It's game changer.

Yeah, it is pretty good. It's like I think
it's what a lot of these places do when they do soft
top.

Mhm.

I think it's the same thing.

I think they lighten it a bit more m it with some milk.

I think their scam is they are
just using like watered down marshmallow fluff and
charging you a dollar fifty. So
it's possible. Yeah'to ask Rachel. She's
probably done that to people. I can't complain.
Rachel gave me a
industrial sized jug of pumpkin
spice. Um

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which I'm discovering it
if I do too many pumpkin spice coffees.

Uh, you don't like pumpkin?

No, no. That's not the problem that we're having. Um,
just the bathroom experience is different.
It is different. Really? Yeah, it's. It's
much more liquid.

Gross.

Yeah, yeah. It. I'm blaming the
pumpkin spice, specifically the Starbucks pumpkin. It
doesn't take much. I did it take a hit of it one time.
Just straight uposs. Yo.
It was. It's very sweet and it's very cinnamony.
Cinnamony. Well, so we'we've done this a few times.
That's what she said. Uh, and

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ve we've kind of run the gamut. We've done questions round
one. Questions round two. Yeah, I'm pretty sure last
year I did a mock game show with you.
That was what my notes said.

We must have I don't remember year ago.

We don't even remember the last years. Felt like four years.

It's been a long year.

Mmm. M.

Um, we have both kids in school now, so that's why.

Yeah.

And I have a job that's like.

Yeah. Were you working? I know where you're working
but tell other people about it. Just pretend
like I don't know where you're working.

I work at our church. I'm the office
assistant.

Office assistant to the office manager.
Assistant to the office manager.

M Assistant to the office manager.

Um. Do you like it?

Yeah, I really like it a lot.

I'll hit. I'll hit end record and then you know. I'm just kidding.
No, it.

I really like it.

Yeah. It seems like it's oh, that's gonna be a good
atit. Uh, it's
gonna. Yeah, it seems like it's fun. I mean, I enjoy
it.

There's sometime when I get too much. I get too
much done too fast.

Yeah.

I can't help it. It's not because I'm trying to get things
done quickly. It's because my brain says, here's your task.
Finish it. And then I finish the task. And then
because of the way that my dad raised me, my brain
says, what is an easier way to make this task easier for me
later?

Huh?

And so now all of the things that I used to wait and do,
like at the beginning, just at the end of every month
or getting ready for something, I already have them all done for the
entire year.

Yeah. Speaking of doing things ahead of time to make life for
you easier, I want to direct your attention to the empty
toilet paper room.

I didn't do that. That was not me. You were the last
person in here.

No.

Then it was one of our kids pooping. No, it was not
me. I'CHANGED Ah.

Was not me.

Changing the role every single time recently. You can
keep saying that all you want.

Changed it.

No, I've changed it. That's not
me. I didn't. It's one of our kids. It's gotta be.

I don't think so.

Uh, I do. It's either them or you.

No, it's. No, I changed
theirs.

Yeah, well, they don't know how I know.

That's fair.

I think one of our kids came in here and used the bathroom and then just
left it.

Why? They don't know.

Because maybe the other bathroom was full.

No, I think.

Um. Can I have a tissue?

Sure. We're in a bathroom after all.

Sorry, man. It was a little read. Yep.

You're good. It helps the edit
later when I. When it's allergy
season. It's just like these little spikes and
going the whole time.

Sorry.

Um, well, some of the things this year for
Valentine's, they have a few different types of questions. They got a few different
categories.

Okay, I'm ready.

Put down some categories for you. So the
categories. And you can shop around. Let's. We'll let you
pick. It's like a. It's like a. It's like you're on a date and you're
picking what you want o.
T.

So I want you to pick all the things for the dates.

Huh, huh?

Huh.

Me?

Well, yeah.

You don't, though, because if I pick it,
sometimes it's like, um. Oh, okay. Uh, we're
getting a Costco hot dog. Okay.

Yeah. Sometimes you
could.

Sometimes you need to say, hey, I don't want to get a Costco
hot dog or fast food wings,
and I want to go sit down, and that's fine. And then I'll pick a sit down if
that's what you want. But, like, if you're like, we should go get
something. It's like, cool. $50 dog and drink
you eat sometimes.

Like, we're still 25.

What does that mean? What does it mean that I eat like
we're 25? Like the food I choose?

Yes.

Oh, yeah. Well, it's because it's cheap.

Yeah. But sometimes you should say, hmm,
I think we should go out and just
do something nice and special. And Ann a not have to
say, let's go to a sit down.

Okay. Yeah, but the
Costco dog'pretty good. And you do have. There is
seating.

You and I food court burp the Costco
y dog. That's part of the terrible
Costco.

It's Costco Dog 1.5.

Because we're both older. It, uh.

The lifespan of the Costco dog is mouth
enjoyment 1. Mouth enjoyment 2.
But enjoyment 1.

No.

Nos enjoyment 1.

Because you can smell it when you burp it and fart.

No. Anyway, uh,
so. So do you not want to choose these, or do you want me to.

Pick o. I was.

So your options are questions for women.

Okay.

Etiquette.

Okay.

For women. Valent
times'day for
women.

Okay.

Okay. Those are your choices.

So do I get to pick, like, as many.
We'll do allk. Just start down. The list's
okay.

Questions for women. Give us your
experience with feminine hygiene products.

Okay.

Yeah.

So, like, like, you want my first interaction
with how much.

Remember, it's on the Internet. So, like, you know.
But I don't know, like, your interaction,
you know, what's your preferred m like,
product?

Okay.

Um, well, is that, like, too
personal? I don't know. I don't use them.

I know you don't. Um, my
first interaction ever was, um,
my mom handed me a box and said, the instructions are
inside.

It's like a Lego.

And then, I don't know,
like, men.

Don'T really think have pictures.

U. Um, I don't. I have a box.
No, I have one here.

No, it's fine. We don't need to get out.

It shows you, like, the applicator and things like that. But
then it also talks about toxic shock syndrome.

Yeah, see, that seems generally bad, which.

You can get because it's A foreign object in your body.
Um, but then my mom, I was like, oh,
these are so freaky. I don't like these. And my mom went to the store and bought me
pads and I tried a pad and I was like, I hate this.
It's like wearing a diaper and I hate
it. And so I never used.

Is the toxic shock from, like, the
actual product or is it like the blood doesn't get.

It can just cause a backacterial infectionential especially.

Is that why you buy, like, name brand?

I. Well, all women kind of have a preference of what
they like.

Right, right.

And so, like, when I first started.
Started, um,
some of the ladies in my family, like the Tampe,
that have the cardboard applicator with just hard
cotton on the end.

Yeah, it seems bad.

And then other females in my family,
like the tampe Pearl, which has got a plastic applicator
all the way around.

Okay, um, for all
the females in your family are really on it right now. Welcome
to the show, females and honest family.

I didn't name people.

They know who they are, though.

I know they do. And they know who the other persons are,
so it's fine.

Do they make, like, reusable applicators?
Don't, um, fe tmtmtm. Okay.

I don't think so. I mean, you could use.
So like a, uh, menstrual cup is reusable. You just wash them in the
dishwasher.

That noe wrong. Bathtub is where that
gets washed. No dishwash. I'm gonna tell you
this for free. I'mnna tell you this for free.
If I go over to somebody's house or if I'm
anywhere and I'm asked to interface with a
dishwasher and I open up because I know what this looks like.
Because unfortunately. Uh, not unfortunately, but, like,

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you know, it was unfortunate for me. I had to. I
did research on these actually last year for Women's Day. Women's
Day coming up. Don't worry. Oh, boy.
Um, but like, happy, happy International
Women's Day early, I guess. But I looked these up and
I was baffled. It's pretty much just like
a weird silicone thing that just

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holds blood.

Yeah, that's e. Roll it.

That's insert depraved. Yeah, that's depraved.
So that in my brain
should never enter the kitchen.

Yeah, you rinse it out in the bathtub and then you
wash it in the bathub in the dishwasher to disinfect.

Why would. No, just. It can't.

Can't dis it's got toa be cleand with hot water in the
sink. With hot water.

Yes, it is.

No, they clean them in the dishwashers.

The dishwasher waters the same temperature as the sink
water.

But you can get reusable pads. A lot of people have been making reusable
pads. There's lots
of shops on Etsy that sell reusable pads.
And they're like cute in fabric.

They don't need to be cute. And you wash. Not for
anything that is cute.

You wash them in your washhing machine.

Yeah. Those are not going toa be the same color
after you bleach them because.

They have so the.

Okay, see, then it's got bleach.

I wait.

Getting the bleach down in the zone.

You clean yourself. They get cleaned.
And so'outer part of it is like
a design. And then it has a white cottony piece that you
insert into the pad and that's
the piece that gets washed. And so you just bleach
it.

So. So just to recap, I think last year, the year
before, I asked you.

Yeah.

About reusable toilet paper.

Yuck.

And you said yuck.

Yeah, I did.

But you are like, no reusable menstrual
pads.

I wouldn't use them.

But that's not. That's gross.

People do. But same thing as like reusable
diapers.

Yeah. And I know what I've said in the past and I was
wrong.

Yes. Sure.

You have to admit, reusable anything down there,
it'just as gross as reusable toilet paper. Yes.

Just seems it key to me.

All of it.

Yeah, all of it seems.

Okay, good.

I use disposable.

Yes. And she disposes of them in the trash.

Because you don't stick them in the toilet.

Yeah. Because if you flush them down the toilet, you
might be a d gen every so often.

You can't help that. It will just.

Yes. It's the whos whoopsy
that happens everyy. Everybody's due for a
whipsy, but
yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. So
how long or how do I ask? How
many cycles did it take you to find the one that you
like.

Like a youth, as a youth?
Um, I don't know.
One or two.

Really?

Yeah.

I feel like that's not normal. I feel like a lot of people probably have to shop around a
while.

I had older sisters.

Oh, that probably helps.

They're like, this is the better one.

Yeah. They take the speed bumps for you.

Yeah. Mm hmm.

Okay. Um, cool. Well, so
the next question on that.

Okay.

Have you ever seen one in the store and
thought to yourself, I wonder if that one would be better? Like I want
to. Have you ever thought I want to try.

I have used other brands, but I only like things I have, uh. The
plastic applicator.

Yeah. Because I saw one that was like bamboo. Like it had like
reusable. Not reusable, but it was like repurposed bamboo
something.

Yeah. There are some that don't have an ad applicator and
you just.
And then some of them don't have a string.

See that I would be wored to get stuck.

And then you just reach in and pull it
out.

No, you can't be. Not in public. You can't be doing that
in public.

Just wipe your fingers a toilet paper and then wash your hands.

No, I want no blood
involved with my bathroom trips.

You don't ever have to have that. Women have.

You get spicy backside and you get a little blood.

But I think that's called hemorrhoids
maybe.
Um.

Do you think that. So out here in Oregon. We're out here in
the. The Pacific Northwest.

Yeah.

And in Oregon there's a big push less so
now. I mean it really like it was like a flash in the pan. They were
like, we have to have tampons and
pads in every bathroom. Man, woman. And they them
are. And we got to make sure that they all have them.
Do you think establishments should provide
feminine hygiene products like toilet paper? So

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like, uh, when you go. So let's say you go to Target and I'll just
say women's bathroom at Target.

They have them.

Theyin't. No way. At Target.

Yeah, they have machines.

Do you have to pay?

Uh, sometimes. Sometimes they're 25 cents.

No way.

Yes.

So wait, this is like already a thing.

Yeah.

Do they have good ones?

No.

Okay, so they're not like worth getting.

No. If you want a good one, you have to pay more.

But can you own the thing?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah. The movie theater in town has one. You can
get chapstick out of it.

That is not in the men's room.

No, it's a women's room.

And people you might think like, oh, maybe the men's room
has like condoms. And it does not. That does
not have that. That's the thing. It like bars sometimes
is you'll be able to get like Jimmy
hats and stuff. But like.

No, it's like 50 cents. Sometimes 25 cents.
Hu.

Uh, okay. So do you think they should be free?

No. Somebody had to make them.

Well, no, but like so Besides,
if.

You'Re in the bathroom and you don't have one
and there's another lady in the bathroom, you just go, excuse
me, do you happen to a sister
up and general through the rock?
Generally a woman be like, oh, yeah, I got
you. And then just, you're gonna, you're gonna.

Do that underneath the thing and somebody's gonna hand you just like a wadded
up toilet paper. Like, I don't know this.

Sometimes you got toa do that.

No, no.

When I was in high school, I was embarrassed about
having to use them.

Huh.

Even though it's like something every girl has to do.

Huh.

I remember going to the nurse's office to ask for one because my period had
started.

Mm hmm. Fun times.

And uh, when I got in there, one of my friends was
in there, except for he was a male friend.

In the nurses office.

Yeah. But he was like assisting her and she was out of
the office, so I had to ask him for one.

Just tell him it's for a friend.

And he opened the drawer and handed it to me. And so after that I just carried a
box in my backpack.

Like, who was one of your friends? Who was
one of your friends? Like a leg like a girl?

Uh, I guess I could have just said it was for somebody else, but.

Yeah, just be like, hey, no, at.

That point I was too embarrassed.

She forgot one, silly. She needs this.

And so, uh, I just. After that I carried
a box. And then when the little freshman girls would text me and
be like, do you have a damampon? I would be
likewing across the whole room.

I bet your teachers love that. Did you get in trouble?

No.

You should have got in trouble. Get in trouble in my
room.

They need to do.

They can walk over and grab ite.

I was mostly across the band room. Just.

You should. You should have got detention throwing
tampons.

Band teacher liked me.

Yeah, well, he probably liked
the tampons flying all over his room. Ye usually
deviant behavior is what it.

Is before class started.

Huh. Do they make scented feminine hygiene
products? Like perfumed?

Huh?

Huh. Does. Is there like a
dangerous. I feel like that's dangerous to stick, like perfumed
scented stuff.

If you're like allergic to that kind of stuff, don't use them.

Hmm. M. All right. Well, there you go. I thought. Do they make
like weird, like they're usually floral
scented. Okay. They don't have it like,
like toasted vanilla marshmallow or
something like that?

No.

Okay.

They're usually floral scented. Because.

Because. Because if I've learned Anything. When they make, when they
make bathroom products. Toasted vanilla, marshmallow scented.
It's not a good thing. It's a bad move.

Mm, mhm.

Hmm. Should make ah, scented to. You think they got scented
toilet paper? Do they really? Yeah, it's probably pretty
expensive.

Probably d it.

I want like chili dog scented toilet paper.

That sounds terrible.

No, it'd be great.

Why would that be great?

Because it like. Okay, uh, if
you, if you like pooping
and you smell, you know if you smelled
like, like
lilacs or like lemon or something like that.
Mhm. It's pretty clear what's going on. Like somebody has
lavender was plum wild.

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Uh, but it's like, it's clear, like oh, somebody's got that toilet
paper. But if they had chili dogs scented, you don't expect that.

That's true.

And it would be like, oh wait, this is, this is a new
experience. I've never experienced this before. Um, um. Have I ever
told you the story about the high schooler tampon bowling?

Yes, you have.

What are your thoughts about that? Do you have any thoughts?

It's a mega waste.

I mean, I would argue putting tampons in the boys bathroom was
a waste from the beginning. So.

You got me there. I think that's a
waste too. But yes, I think it's a
waste.

Yeah.

People can use though. Like they could have. They can't
anymore. They've been contaminated. Full germs.

What's the stupidest thing you've heard of somebody doing with tampons? Besides
that. Or feminine hygiene
products? Pads. One time, I think in
high school somebody took like a whole box of pads
and like spelled something like stuck them to like a
locker or something and spelled something on somebody's locker.

I think the weirdest thing I've ever seen is somebody
took a pad and stuck it into somebody's car and then it
rained.

Pretty sure we know someone that stuck one on his face and then
like laid there with it on his face, took a nap. Or his wife stuck on his
face.

That's gross, Kyle. Oh, that's
right, he did do that.

Yeah.

Oh, I forgot about that.

Yeah, it was not used. That would have been gross.

Ye, no, no. Somebody put it on somebody's car
and then it rained and then it was very. They were
like the big oneoo. Yeah.

Huh. Wonder huh? If you stuck. I wonder if you stuck a
tampon in somebody's gas tank, what that would do.

It would expand. Yeah, but not
like, not. I mean it wouldn't be good. You probably.

He would Soak up all the gas. How many gallons will
it hold?

Uh, not gallons.
Not gallons. It's not gallons.
You're like, no, it's not gallons.

I don't know how many ounces one holds. We're
having a live Google. There's a
googling never wondered that. Huh
huh. How many ounces does it hold?

Mhm.

Anything over four is, um,
unimaginable.

The light one can hold up to
3ml of fluid.

It's not a lot.

Super. Or can hold up to 12 milliliters of
fluid.

That's also not a lot.

Uh, how much blood do you think women bleed?

I don't know. I guess that makes
sense.

We're not bleeding gallons,
but I thought.

They absorbed more than that.

They're not very big. They have to.

I don t understand where they go. I just
thought like, I don't know. I feel like if you stuck
one in a bowl of water, it would.

Absorb more than that 'not a
ton.

There might be some science projects in my future.
Um, do you have any, like, last
minute feminine hygiene product tips before
we go to some etiquette questions?

Make sure you remove it before you stick a new one in.

You know those, like, pencils where, like, it has
the pencil and you, like, stick the lead and it pushes the.
It's like that.

Yep.

Can you, can you accidentally do that and, like,
get one stuck?

Yeah. Then you have to dig it out. Um.

Oh, gosh. I'm throw up.

Don't.

I'm gonna throw up. Gosh.
Dig it out. Nope. Okay,
that's. That's gross. Sorry. Sorry,
ladies. I don't like that thought. All right,
so, uh, etiquette and women in the
bathroom. So question I think I asked you,
but I don't remember. Why do women go to the

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bathroom in pairs or sets? Like, what is
the purpose of that?

Well, you talk to each other. And two, for safety.

Okay. Safety.
That it?

Yeah.

Just'just to talk.

Yeah.

And be safe.

U uh-huh. Huh.

Hu. What do you need to talk to them
about that? You can't just walk around talking to people about
nothing.

You're just literally talking. It's not like it'a special
conation.
It's not a special conversation.

Secret conversations happening in that women's bathroom. Men.
I know it. We will. Will have. We will
have to find it. Someone will tell
U um, have you ever heard of women
hovering over the toilet seat? M
Do you do that?

No.

What about in public.

If the toilet is really icky? Yes.

Okay. What do you think about people doing that, like, as
a practice, like, all the time. Well, I mean, like,
I don't know.

It's really good abs.

Well, it's not abs.

I mean, you're squatting over the toilet. You have to get
pretty close if you're a girl.

So this is my grievance with the hovers of the
world is
I was a janitor for some time.

Yep.

Um, and the women's bathroom always had pee everywhere. And I
couldn't figure it out. And so I'm
convinced that there were women that were hovering. M. But maybe
not getting close enough, as you've said. And just.
Well, sometimes also women's pee doesn't
come out like a stream. I feel like it's like.

It'S not p. Well, if.

I don't know. Never mind.

Sometimes it comes out of a stream. Sometimes you get like a
weird. Like. I don't know how to
describe it, but it comes out
funky.

Like an air bubble.

Yeah. What.

If my wiener farts? We've got a problem.
No, I'm saying, like, that would be wild. If I was
peeing and it was like, bubble. Sometimes there's a
bubble that seems bad. I think if
that happens in guys, it's bad. Like, I think
that's a sign that something's wrong.

I don't know.
And sometimes it does come out like.

Yes's. That's the thing that I'm talking about. It's like.
It's like a pressure release valve.

Sometimes it does that and sometimes it goes between the seat.

No.

Yeah.

Why? Now I know what this hover job's doing with pee
everywhere. It's like how.

Mm hmm.

It's on the floor. I don't get.

People don't wipe and they stand up and it just drips.

Okay, so. So that's one move. But then the other
move is you actually put your feet on the seat.

Mmmm.

And then you squat.

Yeah. Holding the top of the doors.

Yeah, holding the top of the door. And you do it like that?
Yeah. You ever tried it?

No.

So I tried it once.

Church. Why?

Uh, to do it.

How did it go for you?

I.

Did you hit the wall?

No, I didn't hit the wall. I would. And if I did, I clean it up.
Michael, if you're listening,
um, what I did forgot is like. So I
was obviously for pooping purposes. For me,
guys don't have to do that to pee.

I know.

Okay. I forgot that, like, when you poop, you also
pee a little bit. And so
like, accidentally, like a little bit. On the
floor, and it,
like, splashed water when it happens. So it was. I
don't. It's easier just to sit, but there's people
that do that.

Yeah, I know.

Could you. Okay, so you go in the bathroom, and you're walking
down the stalls, and you just see somebody's hands like
this.

I've never seen a woman do that.

No, but what would you do?

I don't know. Probably just find a stall. Not right next to them, Go up.

There and try to, like, their hands off till they
fall.

No, I probably just go to a stall away from them.

Hu'be so funny, though.

Yeah. But if I think, like, if they're doing their business, you should
just leave them al on.

Yeah. Yeah. So, in
observation, the women's bathroom line is always twice as long as the
man's.

Uh-huh.

Hu Thoughts?

I have no idea.

Is it just because they have to sit?

Yeah, could be. The other thing is, like, I got.

A. I got a grievance about this.

Stuck.

The bottom. The bottom of this cup is
just coated with marshmallow fluff.

Um, the other thing is, is, like,
women will just stand in the line waiting for the other
person that went with them. And then a line forms.
M h. And then you have a lot of like,
um. Excuse me, are you in line? No, I'm not. I'm just
waiting.

That's annoying.

There's an insane amount of that that happens.

Just waiting there.

Yeah. And then people will,
like, gross.
We're stuck in this bathroom together, so gets edited
out.

That's the best part.

So the other thing.

Do you want me to do it? Not in the bathroom.

So the other. The other thing is, is that, um,
women, um, if the door is shut,
we just kind of assume it's full. And
so people will stand there for a while before being like the
door.

Like the bathroom itself.

Every. All the bathrooms, all women bathrooms
have just stalls.

Yes.

Yeah. So if there's no. For your own.

I understand.

It's a door shut. Most women just assume it'salls are
full. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. See, man.

And then they'll just stand there for a little bit, and then finally somebody will be
like,
walk and, like, try to push on doors.

Yeah. So men. The opposite is true.
Um, the line forms in the
bathroom.

The line for the women's is in the bathroom, too. Comes all the way out.

Well, you just said that it doesn't. You wait for people to come
out. Don't know.

No, no, no, no, no. Sometimes there's the line. So you
see the Women's line. It's outside the bathroom. Goes in.

Uh. Uh-huh. Huh.

Inside the bathroom, the front of that line is usually
five or six women who are not actually in line to go to the bathroom. They're
just waiting for somebody in the bathroom. And what happens
is two people go to the bathroom at the same time.

That's the posse line.

And then posse.

Not the other thing. I didn't say the other thing.

And the other person who came with them, it doesn't have to go to the bathroom.
Just stands and waits.

Excellent T shirt idea.

If you think about it, it's really our own fault that we go to the
bathroom and sets. And that's why the lines
are so long. It's twice as many of us.

Two pack.

Two pack T shirts.

And one of the words on it is posse. And
the other word is similar to
that word.

Is it potty?

Nope. Anyway, uh, that's a
terrible idea. Guarantee you that sells it
would, though.

So go on.

Um, so when the lines really long, have you ever, like,
said screw it and hit and use the men's room?

Yes.

Yeah.

M. Hmm.

How long ago was that?

It's been a couple years.

Okay.

And then I came out and there was a dude waiting. And it was weird.
But if the line's long enough and you gotta go bad enough.

Uh, yeah. Here's what I'm gonna say. If a guy goes
into the men's.

Room and there's a woman in there, man just leaves.

Yeah. And it's less weird than if a.

Well, usually I won't go into a men's room that has
multiple, like, stalls. Oh, that's not Dr. I accidentally
went into the men's room at Winco.

Oh, that's right.

It took Sarah in there. And then
I didn't make hu. Me. And I was like, it's okay. You can do it. And the person in this STL next to me
was like, super duper quiet. And
then I came out and I was washing Sarah's hands. And like, in the mirror you could
see the urinal. And I was like, frick.
And I came out of the bathroom and I was hanging out with my friend
Kayla. I, uh, was like, kayla, I just took her to the

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men. Um,
and the guy who came out after me was very, very red
faced. Like, he was definitely more embarrassed.

He was grunting one out for his life. And then he
heard you and he went. The
turd flew back up into his butt.

Cause it's like, I felt really bad.

Do women ever perfume their Butt.

No. What do you mean? Like spray perfume on their butt?

Yeah.

If um, you have stinky pants.

How would you get stinky pants?
From farting? No, from other stuff.

When you're on your lady time. Yes.

There's a lot of odors.

There's odors.

But like so that is perfuming. That happens for
that sometimes. Huh?

Hu. It's not like. It's mostly you just
spray your jeans.

Yeah.

And that way there's like not a icky smell. Sorry.

You're good. You're just like.

I'm trying.

You lean forward.

I'm sorry.

No, you're fine. Uh, I guess I'm just curious because
like you got like poo pori sprayed in the bowl. You
like room spray.

Mm mhm hmm.

And I'm wondering. And not just women, like obviously men,
probably primarily men, but like butt
deodorant.
Tm Tm tm. Um, they've got ball
deodorant.

Yeah, but that would be weird.

Why would butt deodorant be weird?

Well, where exactly are you putting that
crack cheek. No, that seems weird.

Why?

I mean women will put deodorant on their thighs
to keep from chafing.

If you got an all natural deodorant and then like
you're done poop don't.

Really sweat in your.

Go ahead and say that. Why?
You definitely get crack. Sweat.
Definitely. Do women not get crack?

Uh, no. There's that
freaks. I don't like that idea. That seems.

But deodorant.

Yeah. I don't like that you
gives me the hea jibbies.

Shower chair and butt deodorant are two things.
Two products that have come up on this show. And I know shower chairs
already think y o this is shower toilet.
No, no, it's got a
collection. So that way you don't have to stomp it.

Know Japanese bathrooms kind have like.
No, that's not okay. Edit that out.

Why?

Because that's not okay.

Oh, trust me, it's perfectly fine.

The Internet al um, and then they
have bathrooms that like are connected and I guess you could sit
on the toilet and.

But it's like a toile. It's like a porta potty in the shower,
but it just collects in a little thing and then when you're done, you
just into the toilet.

And you like that?

Why? Why don't you like it?

No, that seems yucky. Cu you're in the shower to get clean.
Why would you have the dirty thing?

Using the dishwasher for my menstrual cup isn't
yucky. That's, uh.

I don't use a menstrual cub. You don't worry about
that.

I know, but if I ever find a weird silicone cup in our
dishwasher, it's going in the trash.
Nope.

Um.

Um. Okay, so some Valentine's Valum.
Valum Times related questions. Valum
Times U. Uh, what
is the most romantic
thing a guy can do for a woman in
the bathroom?

Um. Um.
Most romantic.

I have stumped her.

Well, I'm trying to decide the best way to answer
this.

Okay.

Like, you could set up a spa in the bathroom.

Oay.

That would be romantic. Oay with, like, bubble
bath and facials.
Facials and then bath salts and
everything with candles.

Did you know that for pretty
much age 12 through
probably 25, I thought
Bath salts were smelling salts.
I thought it was the same thing.
People were like, oh, I'm gonna use some bath salt.
And I was like, that's

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drugs.
I just thought you just sniffed them.

No, they dissolve in the tub and make your
skin all soft.

Could you do that with them, though? Like, if you took bath salts instead
of putting them in the tub, if you just, like, not snuff them up your
nose, but just like, like. No, no, no,
we're not doing this. No, listen. No, listen.
Hey, have you ever seen somebody. Have you ever seen
somebody sniff of, uh, smelling salt?

No.

Okay, well, it's not a ride that they like. It's
not a thing that I. I have a cold.

It'clean out.

I have to preach tomorrow. It's not.
I'm not convinced that I won't have, like, mental and
spinal damage. Like, these are dudes that
cocaine, like, so I. There's.

I have EPM salt. That's what I use in the bath.

Okay. I've seen, like, clips of people that I know
have done cocaine because they've talked about it, they've done hard drugs, and they're
clean now. Whatever. But they do smelling salts
and they're, like. They, like, transport into
another universe.

Well, they're supposed to be, like, really smelly, the
salts.

Yeah. I would. I would say based on
what I've seen, I'd say so.

Well, remember when I was, um, having Sarah, they gave me
that smelly stick.

Yeah.

To help me calm down.

Yeah.

It. I mean, it worked.

I know. It's wild that for a long, they've tried the smelly salt.
Some people in a coma and they don't wake up. That's how you know it's
real. That'that's Plum wild.
Um, what's your ideal bath
setup?

I like a bubble bath.

Bubble bath.

A little bit of sal. You do a bomb.

What do. You said you do salt?

Yeah. When I have bath bombs, I'll do a bath bomb. Um,
they always smell really nice. Um, I use
bubble bath and then I put a little bit of bath. Like
the bath salts in the bathtub. And then
I like to have a cold beverage or an ice cream.

Oo ice cream in the bath.

Hm.

It's a good move.

Well, if it melts, it's just in the tub.

No, you're just floating in ice cream
and bubble bath.

And then I like to sit in the bathtub. With sticky. No,
because it's hot enough. I, um, like to.
No, hot.

Hot ice cream is still sticky.

I don't. It never actually melts. You eat it before it melts.
I was just joking. Um, but
I like to sit in the tub with sometimes a candle
on. And I'll sit in there
depending on how hot the water is. Because
if I accidentally make it too hot, then I can't sit in it as
long because I feel like I'm boiling.

Yeah, boiling.

I also always have a washcloth next to me.

Used to have like a head.

I did, I did. It doesn't really work in our
bathtub though. You need to kind of have a freestanding
tub.

Yeah.

Because then you can we. Or a soaker tub,
which is not what we have.

Yeah, we have a.

We have a shower bath. Com.

Traditional American tab.
Yep. As we will always.

No. I was promised something better later in life.

Were you? I don't remember that promise.

I remember who made it. You.

I didn T. Def.

Did not make. Yeah, you said. You said
eventually I could get a bigger bath.

When did I say it?

When we moved into this house three years ago.

Why would I say that when we just moved in here?

Well, because we got the big closet and we're like. We
can expand a little bit out and you could have a
freestanding shower and a bath.

I definitely do not remember that
conversation.

That's not my fault.

U. Um, see, we can always put.

The shower right here instead of this closet.

That's the world's smallest shower.

It could be bigger. Could go into the closet a little bit.
I know I did. Did
it feel good?

O yes. So d.
A little date advice thing. This is Anna's date advice.

O boy.

If you're on a date.

Mhm.

How long can you be? Can the woman be
gone to the restroom before the man is expected
to go? Check on her.

Why would you go check on her?

Well, so she's like, I got to use the restion. Gets
up, goes to the bathroom.

Okay.

How long can the woman be gone from the
table before the man is expected to go check
and make sure she's okay.

How would you get into the bathroom to chec.

You just pop the door and say, hey, are you okay? Like,
whatever.

An hour.

An hour she's gone.
She has dipped on the date. At that point,
she's left the county.

You shouldn't go hour.

Food's cold.

Okay. If you're on a date with a woman and the woman
intends to come back to the table
if what if she's got diarrhea, she will be
like, I am so sorry. Can we continue this date another
time? I am not feeling well.

That's men m. That's code for the ladies
got flaming raging diarrhea.

I don't know if that's.

And when she says it, say, it's diarrhea, isn't it?

No, don't say thatu. You won't get
a second date.

Ensure a second date if you're comfortable saying, it's
diarrhea, isn't it? It's not you,
it's the diarrhea.

Yeah. I don't knowm.

Shirt. Sureirt shirt. Uh, it's not you, it's the
diarrhea. Come on. You.

No.

Yeah. Definitely gonna be making that.

No. Gross.

What? A sticker. A sticker that says, it's
not you, it's the diarrhea, or it's not me, it's the diarrhea.

Either way, I'd be better as a bumper sticker.

Yeah, Honk if you have
diarrhea.

No.

Flash your lights if you have diarhea.

It's bad enough that the poop if you have diarrhea. Cu. I had to drive your
car all some.

No, it's honk you poop if whatever.
You should poop.

Poop if you have diarrheaever it ises you.
You're bummer Sticker you. I drove your car in
the summertime, you know, because you were re home with kids. And
I had so many people honking at me. And
because I'm not used to driving your car, I was like, what am I doing
that? Everybody is honking at me.

They have to poo.

And then people would drive past, they'd be laughing with
their thumbs up, like, what is this
phenomenon? And then it would occur to me that your sticker
on the back of your car says honk if you have to poop.

And I was like, it brings people together.

And sometimes I would get the weirdest looks. People would look at me
funny, like.

Well, they looks more like
me. And then they see you, and they're
like, mm, she weird
somehow. They see me and they're like, yeah,
that's. That checks out. That's par for the
course. Um, so a question. I bought a book.

I know you did.

Have you ever heard of the nine golden rules of taking a
poop on a date?

Nope.

Well, that's good, because I'm gonna tell you about a few of them. This is gonna
be kind of a quiz show.
So there's nine golden rules I'm gonna read.

Wait, what is this? Like at a restaurant or in
somebody's home?

Um.

Uu. That would change.

No, this. I'm gonna read the context for this. This is,
like, the beginning of this book. The book is called how to poo
on a Date. Don't worry, folks. There will be an episode in the
future. Um, it's called Hoovie's
book. Hoovies's
book. It's got
poovies'got to be in there somewhere. Hoovies.
Poovies.

No, re.

We work reshopping. But it says these are nine rules
that should never be broken in the
course of a relationship. Well, I mean, so
ever.

Have you broken some of these rules?

U. Yeah.

Have I broken some of these rules? Uh.

Uh, yeah.

H. Okay. Um.

Anyway, so I'm gonna read the rule, the name of
the rule, and you'renna tell me what you think that
rule says that you should or should not do. Okay,
so, like, for instance, they have a name, and it's usually
like, uh, like
one word or whatever.

Okay.

Oh, where is it at?

It's probably in the book somewhere.

Dude, it has how to poop on a tandem bike.
You got to be kidding me right now.

How would you.
What?

Sit on top of the basket at the back of
the bicycle, do your deed,
pull the trousers back up? No
way. Sorry. All right, back to the rules. So
that's plum wild. Could you imagine?

No.

Okay, These
don't have as good of names.
These had cool names when I read them. All right,
so the first one is the secrecy rule.

You don't tell them if you have to go to the bathroom if you pooped.

Okay. It says, don't tell them what you're going to
do.

Yeah, you just say, have to go to the bathroom. Huh. Huh.

All right. Okay, so the second rule is
the intimacy rule.

That one Seems to be like, you don't say if you have to poop
just before you do anything intimate.

Okay, that's a good thought. This one says that you always go to the
bathroom alone.

Oh.

Which is why, like,
what? Under what circumstance are you on a date? And it's like,
hey, I got go to the bathroom. Let's both go into the
bathroom.

I don't know.

That's wild.

Only if you were married.

Yeah, but single stall, and that would.

Have to be in a. I guarantee.

You there's some people that don't care about that.

Mm hmm.

The invisibility rule.

The invisibility rule.

Yes.

You just go to the bathroom and don't say where you're going.

Sort of. It makes sure that nobody sees you
come into or out of the bathroom.

Oh, yeah. If you got to do your business, just go in. Who cares?
Yeah, it's like, what are you afraid
is the toile. Can I eat you?

Um, the silence
rule is that when.

You, like, try to make sure you go to the bathroom and nobody can hear it.
Like, if you have the gas and you go in the bathroom and it's.

Like really loud, I think. No, this is more
like outside the bathroom. It'don't give
any indication as to what you did when
you return.

Well, yeah. Why would you talk about what you did in the bathroom?
I mean, you go to the bathroom, you
come out on, you're on a date, you don't go, uh, yeah, I just
dropped a fat stack in there, man.
Nobody does that. You don't do
that either. You can rub your mustache all you want.
You've never done that?

No. Because it's rude. Yes, but it's
also like, common sense. But I've gone to the
bathroom and I've seen something wild in there, and.

I've said, you will not believe what happened in that
bag.

Y. You'll never believe what I saw in that bath.

And then you don't tell me at the table.

Yeah, the identity
rule.

I don't know. That was that like's.

It's like you return in the same state that you
left. So, like, you don't come back with
disheveled hair and wet pants.
I don't know. It says come back in the exact same
configuration you left in.

What are you doing in the bathroom?

Sometimes it gets rowdy.

Clearly. It's like that guy from Ghosts in
the Stalls.

Oh, yeah, Olin Rogers.
My, uh, the security rule.

Go in pairs.

Nop. No go. Try again.

I have no idea.

This is dumb. It's the same as the y other one. These people suck at writing
books. It says, don't reveal clues that could
give away why you're going to the bathroom.
Don't walk to the bathroom with a gossip magazine.
Oh, God, I'm not gonna keep reading.
That's. That's deviant. Um,
the speed rule. Ah.

Quick as you can so you get back.

How many minutes do they say is recommended?

10.

Okay. They say five. So I think
if they're gone for 10 minutes, you can go. You can go poke
your head in and be like, hello.

I think, are you okay? More embarrassing for the woman if
you go poke your head in and say, are you doing okay
in here? Are you doing okay?
Yes, I'm doing fine. If I wasn't, I
would send an Sos out. I'a.
Okay. Please don't come check on me when I'm in the
bathroom.

I think. I, um, don't know.

I don't like it.

I've checked on our kid.

That's different. Huh?

Uh, well, I
don't know. I had a thought. Now it's gone.
Hmm.

M.

It was about checking on people.
Oh. Would it be appropriate
for the. The man on the date to
send the waitress?

It has to be longer than 10 minutes. 10 minutes is not a long enough
time, I'd say if you're hitting close to a half hour. She's being
on. Yes.

Half hour.

Go check.

Okay.

Not you. A female.

Send another lady.

Oh, hey.

That's where you just stand up in the restaurant and say, hey,
everybody, my, um, partner person has been
in the bathroom for 30 minutes. Who wants to go check on her
for me?

No, you discreetly say, hey, um,
my date is in the bathroom, and I haven't. She hasn't come out
yet. You check on her.

She left, buddy.

And the waitress will give you this look.

It'be it'll be $85.

It would be that, like, oh, you poor sucker.
Yeah, that'll be the look.

She got a free meal and then left. Nope. Um, the
composure rule. Oh, yeah.
Never show how you feel. Like.

Oh, like, if you really have to go.

The gut bomb Bruin. Don't let them know.
That one's. That one's stupid. Um, I'm.
Listen, if I've got a go and be like, listen, this gonna be bad.
Ia go.

Like, that's accurate. You actually do
that.

It's better than pretending like it's, well, I'm
totally fine. And then, oh, where's he been? It's
been 45 minutes. And
then the modesty rule.

I don't know.

Just don't brag about it.

Yeah, you got. You don't do that
one'well.

I do later.

Yeah.

Yeah. And on the Internet, that's what
this show is for. It's my outlet. Uh,
what we think of these, I think they're worthwhile or you think this
book's ah a. Aren't you glad that I didn't pay more than
$10 for this book?

I wish our kid hadn't looked at it.

That's not. I didn't. You didn't need to open it. You
shouldn't have opened it.

His thing was in the same box.

Oh, I'm definitely going to read through this because it's got some
interesting stuff.
Uh huh. Yeah. I think it's a comedy book because look
at that one. Uh, the most poop during a
massage. See this stuff is.
There's some, there's some gems in here. This is gonna have to be
a. Okay, I'm reading. Um, I'm got to read

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this one. The massage poop. Okay,
so this is the situation is the woman is giving the man a
massage. The solution.
This is a one star difficulty. It says one star
difficulty. Shazz solution. You
begin telling her the story of your dog Skip that you
had when you were 5.

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Tell her how playful he was, how he made the whole family laugh.
He was the kindest dog in the world. Then switching to a
grave and emotional tone, described to her in detail
how one day he sacrificed his life to save the life
of Tony the three legged hamster.
Nobody's believing that. She will undoubtedly start
crying. Obviously. Definitely should

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date her if she's crying at this point. And wipe her
eyes with her hands covered in coconut
oil. The coconut will irritate
her eyes. She will have to go to
bathroom, wash her eyes. Use this time to sneak off to the toilet. Do your
D as quickly as possible. Speed roll. Don't
slip, forgetting that you're covered in oil. As a baby
seal. Go back, put yourself in the same position when you

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left Identity rule. And resume the activity as nothing happens.
Silence rule. You
could cut it out and just like squirt
her in the face with the coconut oil. It would d be faster.
You would have to make a less ridiculous story.
That's all my Valentine's Day questions I have. I have a couple of
like update questions that things that I've asked you before, but

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I think it's worth to hear if things have
changed or if there's any new updates in the world of bathrooms. For you.
So we can't do all of these.

I know, but'nna want to read this one later.

Okay. Later. It's one star
difficulty. I'm gonna try one of these one time. U uh,
oh, that'll be the. That'll be like one of my hands on episodes
where it's like, you have.

To do that while on a date.

Yeah. You're gonna be like, man, we've been
going on dates like every three days for like
the last six months. It's weird. Your
pants smell weird time. Every time we come up,
we're just.

Throwing pants away at that point. I ain't watching them.

No wash them. Just rinse them out the tub.

No. Ah.

Why?

It's underwear in the toilet.
Yes, that's right.

Oh my gosh. I still
have learned nothing.

You wash poop out in the
bathroom.

We had two children
who were beyond the point of pooping their pants.
When I learned that you rinse it out in the toilet,
I was doing it in the sink and rinsing
poo chunks down the sink. In our old house.

You. You rinse it in the toilet until the big
chunks come off and then you can use the sink when there's no
chunks.

No, no, it was in the sink and I was just like scri.

Scri.

Scrub. Scru.

Scri.

Sc. Sc. Yeah, I was
interfacing.

Oh gosh.
No.

You never knew.

I know clearly because I cleaned it good.

Um, u so some updates. Any. Any
new snacks in the. In the bathroom? You said ice cream in the
bath. Doing any toilet snacks?

No.

Toilet drinks?

No.

In bath anything like shower. Anything you
do shower snacks?

Uh-huh. I in the bathtub, I'll have a
seltzer or ice cream. Or an ice cream. I think in
the summertime after I'd like done some yard work and
I was super thirsty. Had of seltzer when I was showering.

Yes.

Just because I was like I need to drink something. But
you know when you work in the garden and you're just kind of like itchy from
dirt?

Mm mhm.

Hmm.

I really mean I don't. Cuz I don't garden, but I do the yard
work. And so I get it from that.

Yeah, it was similar to that. And I was like, yeah, I gota
get a shower.

So one of the perfect like a
seltzer while you mow and a seltzer while you shower after you
mow is it's a
great afternoon. Okay. So nothing's really
changed in that area. Um,
do you have any updates on any, like, annoying things that I do in the
bathroom. Has anything changed?

He blames me on the toilet paper.

Rol. Listen. Listen,
listener. You're gonna hear from me again in
10 days, and you will
hear from me again 10 days after that.
Throughout the year 2025, our Lord and savior, I will
continue to update you on this toilet paper
roll, and I will be more mindful, and

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I will. I will report back what I
find, and that's. That's what I'll say about
that. Um, anything else that I do that annoys you in the
bathroom?

Uh.

Literally can't think of anything.

Really?

Yeah. You hear that?
Literally couldn't think of a thing that I do that annoys people in the
bathroom.

Well, you're usually pretty respectful of the bathroom.

Yeah, I spent a lot of time in here. Know both
bathrooming and for hobbies.
That's what it is.

I know. I'm just teasing you.
You even have your little office with your super cool privy
cast sign on the wall.

Yeah, I do have a couple other things I need to hang up, but just haven't
done it yet. I know, but.
Yeah, I'm afraid to hang anything on this wall.
I'm gonna put a nail through the shower, the
waterline.

Then I will get a new bathtub.

No, you will get the same bathtub. I will just have
to replace the water line right here
in the wall.

I don't know. I feel like I could get a new bath.

No, that's not how that works.

The bathtub, um, came out farther this way.

Yeah. You see that door? Not. Not a
chance that that's gonna happen.

Come out a little bit. Look, there's, like, a whole foot right there.

No, your
bathtub is totally fine.
People would love your
bathtub. Um,
have you waffle stomped in the last
year?

No. Ew.

What's the over. Under that? We're gonna get
Never. You're not gonna ever do it?

No. If I have to go to the
bathroom and I'm in the shower, I would get out and sit on the toilet while the shower's
running.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Shut the shower off.
No, shut the shower all the way off if you're
getting out of the shower.

Sometimes you don't make it that far.

No, it's literally the exact same amount of time. You just reach down,
turn it off, hop out sometimes. No,
you can't be pooping while the shower running.
That's a waste of water. That's a waste of hot
water. That's insane.

I haven't done it in years. I was a teenager.

I think you. I think everybody
should stomp it once in their life.

Gonna happen.

Discuss, you know, our son will do it one day.

Our son tried. He called it a pancake stomp.
And then you were like, it's not the same thing. And I said he got the wrong
breakfast food.

No. Did he not explain it to you?

I have severe gas know.

Did he not explain it to you?

He said he stomped it down the drain.

No, he did not.

Yes, he did.

He didn't.

He was literally said that he was te and he called it
a pancake stom.

First of all, he was teasing. Second of all, he
called it a pancake stomp because he doesn't have the waffle
grate.

Um, pancake.
Disgusting.

Oh, my son has named what it's
called when you don't have the grate.

It's a pancake. Uh, disgusting. No, I
will never do that.

Okay. Do you have any new bathroom hacks
or cool bathroom tricks for people to try?
Any like or cool products that you've been using or found
that, that, uh, you want to recommend that people try?

I got a new razor.

Okay.

It's called a safety razor.

Yeah, it's weird.

It's just like a blade attached to a
thing. Uh, which is exactly what a razor is, but it's
just.

It's a safety razor. It's just a blade attached to the
stick.

But I was doing really good with it. And then we went on our
trip and I was, um, shaving while
we were in Florida and our son knocked on the
door and scared the
bj out me.

You like?

And I like, mutilated my shin.

Yeah, it was crazy.

I still have scars from it. Like, I think I will scar
forever from that.

Yeah, uh, it was, it was a lot of blood.

It's cool though. I like the way that, like,
it doesn't irritate my skin.

New razor.

Yeah.

Okay. Oay fun.

M. I got. I got a new
shower curtain.

Getting wild.

I don't really do like, crazy things in
the bathtub or the bathroom.

Yeah.

Um, it's just not you.

I will say this new thing that.

Holds my lady products.

Yeah, it does bring it all together pretty good.

Yeah.

Mhm. I will say this, and there'something I appreciate
about you is you. You do have a lot of
products around the sink. But I've seen the
hellscape that is many other people's bathrooms
and you have a
very serviceable amount of products around the sink.

>> Ana Hoover (01:00:05):
I TR use them regularly.

>> Hunter Hoover (01:00:08):
You don't have, like.
Oh, I've got 16 moisturizers, and I've
got. I've got 47 things
of this in five off shades. It's
like you have your little bag of makeup. You got
your creams in your gels and your stuff, and
it's just there, and
I use it, and it's contained, and it's, uh.

(01:00:31):
Yeah, well. But I'm fortunate
because I have seen others, and
I know that that is not the case.

>> Ana Hoover (01:00:38):
Uh, well, I try to keep my stuff kind of contained.

One of my favorites was Aon was, like, sending pictures of,
like, his and Rose'bathroom of, like, their sides.
Yeah. Anyway,
I have almost as much crap as you do.

>> Ana Hoover (01:00:54):
Well, right now I have a couple extra.

Yeah.

>> Ana Hoover (01:00:57):
Extra things on there. Some of Sarah stuff. And then
I have some. I got some new shampoo conditioner.
Thateah I'mnna put in the shower, and
I have some medication creams that I have to use
for my psoriasis on my face.

Yeah. So this is your
fourth official time on the show. M. You're
setting records. Do you. Do you
have any. You've shared before, but do you have any new
or. Um. Returning bathroom wisdom
to leave people with advice, suggestions
when you have kids? Okay.

>> Ana Hoover (01:01:32):
Um. And, you know, they're little and stuff, and
so you have to go to the bathroom. U. Uh-huh.

Huh.

>> Ana Hoover (01:01:37):
Don't train them to just come in while you're in the bathroom,
because then their little friends will also come in
while you're on the bathroom, and then it's you.

And did that happen?

>> Ana Hoover (01:01:47):
Yeah.

No way.

>> Ana Hoover (01:01:52):
She just came in with our daughter. They both came
in pl. I was like, get out.
Uh, I was very.

That's why anytime anybody, I think.

>> Ana Hoover (01:02:05):
And I'm very clear. I closed the door, and I say,
get out. And they're like. But I'm like, I don't care. Get
out.

Oh, that's fin. Like, anytime that anybody
that's not got the same last name as me
or.

>> Ana Hoover (01:02:18):
Well, usually if it's me by myself with the kids and they're here, I
had to be able to hear them.

Uh, no. I still love.

>> Ana Hoover (01:02:24):
And so I have to get better at locking Ituz.
I've been. I'done been walked in on a couple times, and I'm
kind of so done.

Being walk your kids. To not walk in
the bathroom. It seems pretty straightforward.

>> Ana Hoover (01:02:36):
And to shut the door when they have to pee.

Yeah, that one's a challenge. They. You know, I think
it's. I think, like,
age 10 is when they got toa have that locked down.
Well, because when they're like little kids, they leave it
open. So that way you can go in and help them if they need it.

>> Ana Hoover (01:02:53):
Yeah, but they can show the door and just not lock it.

I don't know.

>> Ana Hoover (01:02:56):
I know. Uh, it's become an issue at our house.

All right, so the tip is teach your kids to shut the door.

>> Ana Hoover (01:03:00):
Teach your kids to door respect the bathroom.

Respect the door. Jack.

>> Ana Hoover (01:03:05):
The doors closed. Don't just
barge in. Also, if somebody's doing their
business.

Yeah.

>> Ana Hoover (01:03:12):
You don't need to stand out there and have a whole conversation.
Go away.

Y. Yeah, that's fair.

>> Ana Hoover (01:03:20):
I don't how many times I've in the bathroom, our kids are like, m.
You can't hear because you got the air vent on.

Yeah.

>> Ana Hoover (01:03:28):
I go.

It's good advice. Um, well, thank
you for. For doing this again.

>> Ana Hoover (01:03:34):
You're welme.

I know it's the highlight of your,
um, I'm gonna close the show. Ah. I've told you this before,
but when I close the show, I always feel like the dog that sit in
the backyard taking a dump, and then, like, you are
the person watching me. The dog take the dump,
so. Yepah. But that's exactly the feeling.
It'like I'm gonna sit here and talk and

(01:03:54):
say things and. And then I'm gonna flush
the toilet.

>> Ana Hoover (01:03:58):
You do you.

Yep. Well, this has been another episode of Privy. Thank you all for
being here. Thank you for listening. Um, as always,
you can. You can follow us online at privycast. You can
follow me. I'm at Al at 7. You can go follow Anna. I
don't know what yours is. It's at Anna something on a.
On a bug, I think. Four Go. Um, find that
she also does baking with her friend. You can. You can go check

(01:04:19):
out two Nuts baking. I'll put a link down
below. Um, if you're out here in the Willamette Valley and you
want some delicious baked goods, if you want to
see, um, like, are they good? Just look
at the pictures that I have on my Instagram and you'll
say, yeah, he's round. And then you'll
understand that it is tasty. So, um, go check those
out. As always, leave us a rating review. The five star options are

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preferred. Send us an email privycast@gmail.com.
all those things. Thanks to Kevin and Podtington for the use of
your music this week. Thank you for being here and doing
this again. This has been another episode of Privy. Keep pooping in the free
world. Own your stank. Respect the door. And now, as
always, don't forget to flush.
And then just cram it right back here.

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