The Yapaholics

This week on The Yapaholics, Seth welcomes a brand-new (and very furry) co-host — his dog Samwise Gamgee, a two-year-old lab mix with a love for walks, farts, and stealing the spotlight. We get the full story on how Sam came to join the family — from the emotional rehoming to the first night at home, poop walks included. Then we dive into a military-movie breakdown as Seth reviews Netflix’s new series Boots (based on The Pink Marin...

Fall is here, the cheese cravings are strong, and Dak is going to fly to Europe — what could possibly go wrong? This week on The Yapaholics, Dak and Seth are joined by the one and only Maddie for a chaotic episode full of laughter, oversharing, and caffeine-fueled tangents. We talk everything from crime podcasts and military shake-ups to ER visits, work frustrations, and the art of gorging on Taco Bell right before claiming to be o...

This week on The Yapaholics, chaos takes the wheel. We talk about cooking our own dinners again, navigating health journeys, and the pure exhaustion that comes with moving offices. There’s a full sports segment with a review of Him, a wild dive into colonizing Mars, and of course, Max’s much-needed update.

Oh, and yes — the remote did go missing while we were asleep (don’t worry, it eventually turned up). Add in a wedding photo...

This week on The Yapaholics, we dive into Seth’s chaotic first-ever wedding photography gig — complete with last-minute Amazon orders, dying batteries, and a dance floor full of Dominicans who knew how to party. From the stress of snapping 5,000 photos in one night to the relief of finding a single shot that actually looks good, it’s a rollercoaster of shutter clicks and self-doubt. After that, we break down the wild Netflix docume...

This week’s episode of The Yapaholics is basically fall-flavored chaos: Starbucks orders that taste like candles, dogs with suspicious digestive timing, and a brand-new sports segment hosted by two people who don’t actually like sports. Between horror-show documentaries, questionable fantasy football strategies, and one brutal yellow jacket sting, Seth and Dakota somehow manage to stumble their way into the autumn spirit. Cozy drin...

This week’s episode is the full buffet: TV binges, music hot takes, theology tangents, and way too much talk about our sleep schedules. Dak’s been stress-journaling her way through a new class, Seth’s pretending Rock Band counts as cardio, and somehow the Hypostatic Union led us into… fart jokes (seminary professors, forgive us).

Also in this episode:

• 📺 Watchlist chaos: IASIP finale, Peacemaker, Americana, k-pop demon hunters...

This week’s episode is equal parts therapy session, movie review, and fever dream. Seth’s been sick, and has been traveling non-stop for work, and both of us are spiraling into existential dread while staring into mirrors. But don’t worry — ChatGPT stepped in to give us some questionable advice about managing anxiety (and somehow it kinda helped).Also in this episode: • 🎬 A spoiler-free(ish) review of Nobody 2 • 🤒 Seth’s plague c...

In this episode, your hosts catch up after a short break with everything from pooping to questionable dad jokes. They dive into movie reviews—like the new Freaky Friday sequel—share thoughts on Black Mirror, geek out over Taskmaster, and swap grocery hacks that may or may not involve self-checkout rebellion. There’s talk of fall vibes, pumpkin spice everything, baking family-secret muffins, gaming obsessions, fantasy football plans...

This episode is unhinged in the best way possible. Seth and Dak unpack everything from movie marathons and malfunctioning tech setups to surprise concert invites and popcorn-based near-death experiences. It’s chaotic, it’s cozy, and somehow both deeply emotional and completely unserious. Whether they’re reenacting Fantastic Four like it’s Shakespeare or analyzing the spiritual significance of Halloween hand towels in July, this epi...

This episode is a wild ride through travel chaos, TV bingeing, and some health struggles that hit harder than expected. From airport fights to throwing up mid-flight, Seth and Dak unpack the highs and lows of their latest adventures with plenty of humor and real talk.Also in this episode:✈️ Airport drama and a shirt that stole the spotlight🤮 Tales of turbulence and throwing up on a plane (not fun)🐒 San Diego Zoo adventures and hi...

This episode is a caffeinated fever dream. We’re talking Prosecco miracles, pantsless podcasting, and burps that defy microphones. The Yapaholics return with stories of being violently anti-tea, rearranging living rooms like Sims characters, and one of the most spiritually fulfilling experiences of all time: pooping on Poopoo Point.

Also in this episode:

• 🧃 Homemade cherry limeade cocktails & milkshake-induced gas

• 💻 New...

We’re back and unhinged as ever. This episode kicks off with a major announcement: The Yapaholics now has a Patreon! We break down our new tiers (yes, one is called “Average Farter”), what kind of bonus content you can expect, and how we’re donating all Patreon proceeds during  ⁨@ryan⁩  Trahan’s fundraiser to St. Jude.

Then, things go downhill fast:

• 🚽 A dramatic review of Netflix’s Poop Cruise documentary

• 🐒 Reopening emoti...

What starts as an innocent breakfast story quickly unravels into gastrointestinal warfare, philosophical soul-searching, and emotional reflection on lost childhood dreams. This week, the Yapaholics tackle food intolerances, the collapse of OceanGate, and a deep dive into the underrated gem Brigsby Bear. Plus: beer at 11:41am, jazz remixes of explicit songs, and TikTok medical advice.Also in this episode: • 🍳 “Eggs are ruining my l...

This week on The Yapaholics, sleep deprivation reaches critical levels as Dakota and Seth spiral into discussions about derealization, ASMR brain fog, and the dangers of drawing a square while overtired. From teaching with zero sleep to running on Monsters and gummy worms, this episode is pure Yapaholic chaos.

Also in this episode:

• 🌀 Dakota turns dissociation into a spiritual gift

• 💭 Mood vs. Leaves: a new classroom Jeopardy...

This week, the Yapaholics hit the mic with a health journey update that slowly derails into sleep-deprived chaos. Between meal prep debates, Slim Chickens betrayal, and hash browns at 9 PM, the gang finds time to dive into everything from gym routines to gastrointestinal trauma.But the real highlight? A full, unfiltered, and emotional review of Jon Bellion’s new album, “Father Figure.” Expect breakdowns of favorite tracks, lyrical ...

This episode is pure Yapaholic chaos. We’re talking printer jams that turn into musical masterpieces, Dakota’s absolutely unhinged fart confessionals, and the eternal struggle of staying awake while binge-watching BoJack Horseman edits. We’ve also got caffeine-fueled updates (bye Alani, hello Red Bull), deep dives into health journey slay (or fail), and the heartbreak of Snapchat memories that haunt your soul.

Also in this episo...

In this unfiltered episode of The Yapaholics, the crew takes a deep dive into the personal trials of seasonal allergies, the trauma of a bad sinus infection, and the endless quest for Sudafed (with cupcakes for breakfast, of course). From sleep deprivation to spiritual musings, this episode is a messy blend of health updates, rants about the price of Netflix, and confessions about why you never skip the trending shows.

Highlight...

The saga continues. This week, the Yapaholics plunge back into the dairy-fueled drama of Kongus Maximus—a probiotic-enhanced gorilla hell-bent on revenge after the Battle of Dairy Hill. What starts as a goofy story turns into a full-scale war epic, complete with ricotta cannons, molten queso mechsuits, and a love story nobody saw coming.

Also in this unhinged episode:

• 🧀 A gorilla delivers a romantic poem about string cheese

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