Probably True

Probably True

Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are, none of us, alone. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its creator, it’s a smutty but charming collection of personal misadventures working to make the world a better place, one silly, sexy story at a time. Get exclusive content, early access, stickers, and more by supporting Probably True on Patreon: Patreon.com/ProbablyTrue Wonky YouTube videos: https://bit.ly/ProbablyTrueTube Join the community on Discord: bit.ly/probtruediscord Transcripts, story submissions, and all things Probably True can be found at ProbablyTruePodcast.com Follow this non-binary fool on Twitter (@HelloImRiver), Instagram (@RiverDoesThings), and Grindr (lol). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

April 29, 2025 11 mins

Louder is better, but why? And how do you make sure they're not faking it?

What do you do if you bring home a screamer? What noise-cancelling technology does every relationship need?

These questions AND MORE 'answered' in this thrilling episode!

YouTube version: https://youtu.be/HqW4F64jzcs   

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Learning to listen to your gut takes time, practice, and accidentally starring in a very 'niche' sort of porn film. No, more niche than that. Like, REALLY specialised.

If you've ever found yourself going along with something and REALLY wondering why you didn't just say 'no thanks!' and run away screaming, then Matt Baume's story might resonate.

Buy a signed copy of Matt's Book, 'Hi Honey, I'm Homo!': https://gaysitcoms.com

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April 16, 2025 11 mins

A reaction to the (nonsensical, transphobic) April 2025 Supreme Court Ruling on 'biological sex'.

Not my best work - apologies for the iffy audio and wonky camera; I didn't have acces to my usual recording setup. Done is better than perfect.

YouTube version:   https://youtu.be/TT1iQWnSBrA

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The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project...

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April 2, 2025 41 mins

As a teenager, Sean Hemeon had the hots for his best friend. The only problem? He's a good little Mormon boy and his best friend is straight.

Join Sean as he discusses the life-changing power of rampant hormones, teenage drinking games, and well-placed gym equipment.

Find out more about Sean's many talents at https://SeanHemeon.com

Follow him on Insta: https://instagram.com/Sean_Hemeon

YouTube version:  https://youtu.be/8Tj...

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March 25, 2025 11 mins

How To Save The World (and why you don't have to be happy about it)

Being A Good Person isn't easy, in fact it's often really quite annoying. Still, though.

This episode includes all the stuff you need to be a Good Person: Swearing, poetry, care-bears, and face-testicles. And maybe snot on your hoodie.

Watch the YouTube version: https://youtu.be/Ma4x-FjNd_c  

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For queer people struggling with substance abuse, loneliness, and addiction, the LGBT Foundation's Recovery Team can be literal lifesavers.

Part 2 of my special episode, talking to two people who've used the service.

CW: SUBSTANCE ABUSE is discussed in detail throughout.

If you're affected by any of the issues in this episode, you can visit https://chemsafe.space to learn more and talk to a member of the Recovery Team today.

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For queer people struggling with substance abuse, loneliness, and addiction, the LGBT Foundation's Recovery Team can be literal lifesavers.

In the first of a special two-part episode, I talk to two people who've used the service and discuss their experiences.

CW: SUBSTANCE ABUSE is discussed in detail throughout.

If you're affected by any of the issues in this episode, you can visit https://chemsafe.space to learn more and talk t...

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November 3, 2024 32 mins

Sleeping under the stars, spending time in the countryside, wandering into a leather convention and getting surrounded by a pack of pups...?

For Upton Rand, finding out about America's gay campgrounds was a revelation. One he decided to grab with both hands. And probably his mouth.

You can see photos of him and his pup, find out more about his shenanigans, AND order his book, 'Gay Campgrounds' right here: https://www.gaymensfieldguid...

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October 27, 2024 14 mins

Eye contact: essential for cruising, flirting, and romance. At least, according to the books. But how much is too much? Why do we look away when it happens accidentally? Join me as I torture a metaphor, miss out on a shower with a hottie, and generally explore one of those things you don't think about until it's not there anymore.

YouTube version: https://youtu.be/IeE5BoXRZ1s

GET YOUR LIVE SHOW TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/probabl...

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October 13, 2024 31 mins

Jordan Gonsalves loved Lady Gaga long before he loved guys, but through her music, very slow internet connections, and some free tickets to the Monsters Ball, he also learned to love himself.

Jordan's queer history podcast, But We Loved, is available on all good podcatchers and here: https://www.butweloved.com/ 

Jordan's Socials:

instagram.com/jor_gonsalves 

twitter.com/jor_gonsalves 

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October 6, 2024 12 mins

GET TICKETS FOR PROBABLY TRUE @ THE CHEERFUL EARFUL PODCAST FESTIVAL: https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/festival/probably-true-live-from-cheerful-earful-podcast-festival-20th-oct-tickets


Does retaining semen improve your health?

Can you increase testosterone by storing your seed?

How can holding on to your jizz help you sleep?

All these questions AND MORE answered in this week's Probably True podcast!

YouTube version: http...

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September 29, 2024 2 mins

Come and see Probably True LIVE ON STAGE! London, Sunday October 20th as part of the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival!

Buy tickets (please): https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/festival/probably-true-live-from-cheerful-earful-podcast-festival-20th-oct-tickets

Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. 

The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and en...

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June 9, 2024 10 mins

I got a nasty throat infection, so rather than torture my tonsils trying to croak my way through a 'proper' episode, let's end this season with a clip from that live show.

Thanks to everyone that came (HUNDREDS of people! It was amazing.) and if you want to hear the rest of the show, get in touch - I'm sure there's a queer venue near you that would welcome a performance from me and my (many, many) nob jokes.

YouTube version: ht...

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June 2, 2024 30 mins

How do you have better sex with strangers? Send more nudes? Shower together? Get better at organising hookups?


Sex therapist Todd Baretz shares the story of how sex with lots of random men helped him realise the truth: anonymous shags weren't for him, and the best way to get good sex is to get to know the person you're shagging.


Order your copy of Todd's book, How To Love Someone Without Losing Your Mind here: https://www.pen...

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May 19, 2024 42 mins

Fighting for equal marriage is one thing, but actually living happily ever after is quite another.

Writer Karl Dunn shares his experiences of the side of equal marriage that we don't talk about: Divorce, and how it helped him find community and insights in some unlikely places.

Get your copy of Karl's book: https://www.karldunn.com/book

YouTube version:  https://youtu.be/ooauTayXKDo 


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May 12, 2024 33 mins

From Greek legends to Socialist vegetables via the world of instagram and teenage angst: Queer Historian Sacha Coward pops in for some impromptu therapy grounded in ideas of beauty, vanity, and big muscly dudes not wearing much.

Pre-order your copy of Sacha's book, Queer As Folklore: https://unbound.com/books/queer-as-folklore

YouTube version: https://youtu.be/XP8eHQsm8rI  

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May 5, 2024 12 mins

Can condoms make sex more... sexy? Should we say Grace before filling our mouths? Why was I such a weird teenager? All these questions and more are pretty much ignored in favour of making some silly jokes. Standard, really.

From straight students to sexual Sherlocks, we're touching on every aspect of johnnies, nodders, and spaff-catchers. Just be sure to wash your hands afterwards.

YouTube version: https://youtu.be/uzMbEJ8I4uk&n...

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April 29, 2024 11 mins

According to Andrew Tate, if you enjoy making sweet love with a woman, you're gay. I look into why anyone would say something so strange, while trying not to die of a hangover. A lesser person would surely have perished.

Also: The naked version of a meeting that could have been an email, why you shouldn't eat too many cakes, and what to google if you're not having fun in bed.

YouTube version: https://youtu.be/NELFhavOxPE

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April 21, 2024 1 min

Just a quick and dirty moment to keep you going until the next episode. Featuring: Disastrous flirting, a (hilarious) transgender joke, and news of an upcoming live show. Thrilling(/terrifying) stuff!

YouTube version: https://youtu.be/13VdenOz3To

Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. 

The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Cr...

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April 14, 2024 27 mins

[CW: Drug use & addiction] Youtube sensation and Adult Entertainer Patrick Marano brings us three tales of sex, drugs, and the wisdom of sluts. Featuring: The Good Old Days, Definitely NOT dead family, and The Wanted.

Also: second-hand sex toys, near-death experiences, and Canadian strippers.

Find out more and check out Patrick's work at https://patrickmarano.com/

YouTube version: https://youtu.be/M-qbQ0pU_hQ

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