February 10, 2025 • 58 mins
On this episode of the Professional Interns Podcast, Jamie and Noah discuss local politics affecting haunted houses, NDAs and the ole’ love day - Thanksgiving.
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Yeah, and so I was like, what are you a cop?
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Turns out he was a cop.
So that sucked.
Anyways, let's do the podcast.
Hey guys, welcome back to the professional interns podcast.
It's a podcast where Noah and I or I guess sometimes me and someone who looks like Noah,
but without the facial hair, give you sage advice and save the world.
So well, off the facial hair, sometimes just got a shave.
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I decided to shave and I, so I decided to shave and then I was going to go get my haircut.
This is placed down the road, which is Trump granted the stories.
This is placed down the road for me.
It's like a super cuts.
I was telling my fiance and I was like, Hey, I really want to go get my haircut.
I don't feel like paying $60 because for some reason my hairdresser has increased the price
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five times.
I used to get a $25 haircut is now 60 and then you throw tip on it.
I'm near a hundred dollar haircut.
Don't know how that happened.
So I was like, I'm going to go to the place down the road.
And I told my fiance and I was like, Hey, I think I'm just going to go to the little
super cuts down the road.
15 bucks, get the hair done.
I don't care that much.
And she goes, she goes, dude, you're going to look like Josh, my twin brother.
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And I was like, and, and she goes, Josh has a terrible haircut.
And I was like, why is she throwing bombs like this?
I was like, I just want a basic haircut.
Nope.
Nope.
She said that I'm going to look basic like Josh and Josh has a bad haircut.
She's like, Oh, Josh is so ugly as your identical twin.
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She's like, babe, what the hell do you mean?
But I guess, I guess she doesn't like the, she doesn't like the idea of you getting cheap
haircuts.
So now I have an appointment with my real barber, which pretty penny.
What made you shave?
It was just, just cause?
Uh, I, you know, I tried to touch up the stash, tried to touch up the stash and then you take
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a little bit too off and then you start looking like a little, you know, maybe the enemy of
world war two.
And then you're like, I got to shave the whole thing.
That's just, that's just how it happens.
Sometimes it couldn't, I couldn't, there was no recovering it.
I like how everyone, it seems like everyone, when they shaved their mustaches, they're
like, all right, I got to do it.
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I got to just, I got to see if I could pull it off.
If it wasn't a cancelable mustache, it's like, no, no, no, it's Charlie Chaplin.
So yeah, right.
Yeah.
Sure.
Sure.
It is always, always.
Yep.
Dude, I can't grow facial hair like at all.
It's, it's just the one I've accepted it.
I get teased about it so badly, but when I was living in France, like I've, I've always
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been like, I can't even try to grow facial hair cause it goes too slow.
It looks too bad.
And I have like, I have to show up to work or I have to go to class.
But last year I was like working for myself.
I was living in France, didn't really have any reason that I couldn't commit to no shave
November.
So I committed to no shave November.
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And it was the most disgusting thing.
I went all 30 days, 30, 30 days.
Yeah, all 30 days.
It's not 31, not 31.
Dude, you think another month, I couldn't even tell you the season November's in.
I'll check, I'll check the calendar back there.
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I go all, all, all three, possibly 31 days.
It was so bad.
I looked so disgusting.
And in my head, I'm like, I'm just doing this challenge.
I didn't realize I still went and played frisbee three days a week there.
So I would go meet up with people and they just saw me look disgusting.
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It like the 13 year old who hasn't discovered where the razor is yet level.
What do you grow?
Do you grow the mustache?
Do you just grow like chops?
What, what, what's actually growing there?
Get the whole nine.
I get the, it just doesn't come in thick.
You can kind of, you can kind of see it.
I got a little bit of the shadow.
I think it's the ginger.
Maybe if you dyed it, you got it.
Have you thought about that?
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That could be a hilarious move.
I put for one day, I put my girlfriend's like, I think it was like eyebrow brush or something
like that.
And it kind of like darkened it up and it looked half mediocre.
I don't even want to say half decent, half mediocre for that one day.
And I put on like glasses and I did, I looked wildly European to throw on the scarf to toss
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the scarf on.
So I love it.
I really, really feed carry around a baguette, just really feed into the European vibes.
Dude, I don't even, I don't even want to joke around the amount of like baguettes I consumed
was problematic.
It was bad.
Really?
Just, was it just an easy, like, I don't speak this language.
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I'm going to grab the bread on the way out of the store and call it a day.
Was it?
It was a little bit of, of like, once I found something that I could, like, cause the grocery
store is way different there.
So once I found something that I could eat and like, like I, once I built my new staples,
I just kind of leaned on those and a baguette was one of them.
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And I'm also, I'm a big carb guy.
I'm a carb lover.
Aren't we all, aren't we all?
I was on a, like a 12 month carbo load there.
So it was all baguettes and what pasta I'm trying to think of other things that are very
Paris baguettes, pasta, tomato sauce.
I actually, I got so hooked on this one tomato sauce by, by Barilla.
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All right.
I don't, yeah.
By, by Ragu.
Yeah.
Well, I think they have shady morals, so I'm not going to give them too much.
This isn't a promo for you.
Okay.
Barilla, I think you're a bad company.
And also I don't like you because of this, but I got really hooked on this one pasta.
If you're ever in Europe, Barilla Pesto Rosso.
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We have international listeners somehow, some way.
How do you know we have international listeners?
I can see where some of our listeners are from, like country-wise.
Oh, okay.
I thought you were going to say someone actually commented on one of our videos.
We get some comments.
We get some comments.
We got a few.
We got a few.
Which, yes.
So Barilla Pesto Rosso, dude, it's gas.
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It's so good.
It's like this just like red pesto in, in Europe, but they don't have it in the U S
I've looked everywhere for it.
I thought it would be here.
I emailed the company the other day.
I was like, Hey, you know, what do I got to do?
You went this far?
I want it so bad.
I went to that.
I'm like, what do we got to do?
And I thought they'd be like, yeah, we'll hook you up.
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Now they're like, we don't sell them in the U S I was like, what do I got to do?
They're like not be in the U S. So that sucked.
Actually.
I'm pretty pissed off about that.
And you know what?
They did have a lawsuit.
It was for, it was for unfair competition and false advertising.
Cause they said they were the number one pasta Italy's number one pasta brand.
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Doesn't everybody say that?
And they were actually like sued and lost the case for saying they were Italy's number
one pasta brand.
Yeah.
So there you go, Barilla.
That's your free promo.
You could have gotten, I would have glazed that shit out of you guys.
If all you had to do is send me a little bit of sauce, you could have wrote Jamie's number
one pasta brand.
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It would have been perfect.
And it wouldn't have been a lot.
You wouldn't have been sued.
It would have been awesome.
The official pasta of professional interns.
But no, now you guys are just dead to me until I get back in Europe.
Once I'm next time I visit Europe, I'm coming home with 12 jars of that stuff.
Which who was the brand that started doing that advertising campaign where they would
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see like Michael Jordan's, this is Michael Jordan's favorite.
And it's like not that Michael Jordan.
They had a picture of somebody else just named Michael Jordan.
It was like the funniest campaign.
They did a bunch of them.
They did like Michael Jordan's favorite this or like Beyonce's favorite this, but not that
Beyonce.
It's like just some random girl with the name Beyonce.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
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This is actually pretty bad for them because we remember the ad.
Neither of us could tell you what the, what it was about.
My head goes to like, it's not McDonald's, but it's like some, some food thing.
But I feel like that's pretty low bar guess.
Someone in the office has got to know.
Someone it's just, it's, it's tough.
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It is tough.
Dude, we need a producer to answer questions like this.
I know we make me do all the stuff off cam, by the way, off cam.
He makes me do all this stuff and he's not nice about it.
He's not even a little nice.
No pleases, no thank yous.
It's like just upload that clip mule.
Yeah, that is that, that is tough being a, being the, being the, being a heavy lifter
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for the podcast.
You do all the editing, all the editing, all the, all the everything.
And he takes a 90% cut.
Whoa.
This thing has not made a dollar.
We haven't even discussed money.
And when the podcast stops, you know that at that point we discussed money.
It didn't go well.
So dude, I can't wait for our podcast crash out.
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We can not wait for the crash out and then both of us have a little, uh, little videos
on our own channels that are like, dude, this was long time coming.
Jamie was, Jamie was, you should have set, heard what he was saying off camera.
I got to mention this before we get too deep in the podcast.
I didn't realize this was much of a thing.
But we do, if you are listening to this, not on YouTube, if you are listening to this on
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YouTube, give a thumbs up, subscribe to the channel helps us out.
But it also helps us out if you're listening on a different platform like Spotify or Apple
music or one of the others.
If you give us a rating, that's really dope.
If you do that, didn't know we needed to be selling ourselves out for ratings.
Are there platforms that still have ratings?
Dude, Spotify has ratings.
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I think somebody did give us a rating.
I didn't know.
And I guess it helps.
Two stars.
Someone gave us a rating and it was two stars.
At least they're honest.
Nobody rates anything other than five or one stars.
I'm convinced nobody picks anything in between.
If you're like so into a product that you're going to go rate it, you're probably picking
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one of the one of the one of the really far out points.
Yeah, I feel like I feel like my honest reviews are like five star was like it was great.
I liked it.
Whatever.
One star.
I hated it.
I'm pissed off.
I want vengeance.
One star is it's actually a three star, but I want to be nice because I did like it.
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Three star.
I'm lying.
Two star.
I clicked the wrong button.
And you know, recently I went to a I went to a brewery and I can't I have to say probably
didn't earn five stars.
I went to one and my town, small town, very local.
I got an Applebee's and I got a brewery.
That's it.
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That's all you got here.
It's an honest man's town.
It's an honest man's town.
You got an Applebee's, you got the brewery and you know what?
We go to the football game on a Saturday night.
What else?
The high school football game.
That's all that's all this town.
Oh, it's slippery that he's already hanging out the high school.
I don't go to no high school.
No, no, no ball games.
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No, no, no.
No, I'm joking.
I don't even know where the high school is.
I heard a high school.
I dropped out.
I go to the I go to this brewery.
I was unsure because I was just, you know, looking at Google Maps.
And I was like, dude, I've only been here for like two years.
So looking at Google Maps, I'm like, what restaurants near me?
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I find this little brewery and I'm like, oh, let me pull up, pull up, you know, F 250s,
F 350s, big trucks, a lot of just just a lot of testosterone just pulling up, you know,
the work trucks.
It's that type of vibe.
I'm like, dang, this this ain't exactly my vibe.
I'm a I'm a skinny, skinny, lanky marketing guy.
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And I'm looking around and this is a laborers.
This is a laborers brewery.
And you're rolling up in a used like Toyota Camry.
Yep, yep, yep.
I'm rolling up in that 2011 Civic.
That thing.
Yeah, that's it.
Together with bubble gum in bubble gum and love.
That's what holds that thing together.
And I pull up and I'm like, OK, maybe this isn't exactly the brewery I thought of.
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When I think of brewery, I think of, you know, my trip to Vermont where it's all these colored
hair bartenders.
I walk in.
This is a flannel brewery and they no longer serve Bud Light on tap.
Take that as you will.
That is the vibe this brewery is given.
Food was amazing.
Little greasy, but amazing.
But that was that was the vibe.
And you know, I went back.
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I've been back.
It was a good time.
Their trivia night.
It's like, all right, who is the greatest president ever?
It's like, oh, my God.
If a few months ago, they'd be like, who's not your president?
Oh, my God.
It's I'm so this isn't this isn't a political comment.
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Just just to because it seems like I'm segueing there.
You know, it feels like he's going to get into politics.
Caught in.
Can we can we can we pick can we crop in Ben Shapiro here as the third member of the podcast?
Just cut back to Josh.
I'm just glad nobody is like commenting like, Jamie, no, we want your takes.
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Could I you don't want our takes.
I don't think I don't think people necessarily really want our takes.
I also I'm also just glad like broadly like I have my own opinions and whatnot, of course.
But like, I also think it's really important that people have just a space to enjoy like
life like whether they're really enjoying life right now or they're really not enjoying
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life right now.
Like I think there still needs to be that kind of third space where it's like everything
else isn't happening.
Even for an hour where two guys yap to talk about the breweries near their house.
Let's go and ultimately try to accuse each other of some heinous, disgusting.
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Oh, yeah, as always, there's no other there's no other way to run a podcast.
That's really why we got into it, because we want once one of us gets arrested and it's
not it's not if but when we want it to be big news and then I drop an insane take here.
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We'll see if it makes makes the cut 90 percent of the time.
I don't even want these like these social media people's opinions on anything.
I feel like people give so much unsolicited advice and unsolicited just like this is what
I'm doing.
Like just we don't need to know.
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At some point, I'm like I'm not saying everyone, but I feel like at some point there's like
this slope where it's just like, Jake, Paul, I don't I don't care what you're voting for
or what you're doing, man.
Just just I don't know box.
I don't know if run your crap.
Do you think anyone like do you think he moved anyone's vote?
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I think if you would see how that how the election turned out, I think almost nobody
moved anyone's vote.
I think it was like 90 percent of the population was like so loud for the war for so loud for
Biden and then nobody moved.
Hollywood was all Biden and then the rest of it.
And then somehow Trump wins the popular vote.
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I don't know.
It just feels like most people do not care about the large world's opinions.
Everyone has their own thing they're worrying about.
And I don't know.
It just feels like a lot of it's like people getting up on a soapbox.
Right.
Like, dude, my Instagram stories be changing votes or I'm changing lives here.
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Hey, I sneak I sneak.
I sneak a little my own opinion on occasion, but I'm not going to tell anyone else what
to do.
You got you got your own.
You got your own choices.
Well, no, I only tell people what to do because it's a it's an ego complex thing.
Me.
I think I'm better.
I mean, you're following me.
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You see how many people I'm following.
Nail.
I'm pretty sure you're following like 400, 500 because I'm a leader.
You know, there's somebody out there that actually thinks like that.
Oh, 100 percent.
I think there's a lot of them.
100 people.
I think thousands.
I think unironically, like somebody like a Logan Paul or a Jake Paul might like had to
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have moved at least a vote.
And I like I want to meet the people who are swayed by those of people's opinions.
Right.
It's like the people who are like the undecided voter.
They're like hmm.
And I feel I feel like this was the most like I don't think there was such thing as an undivided
voter.
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But like there's so many people there's like they just showed on like whatever network.
I don't watch TV so I can tell you.
But they're just like, could they both do it?
It's like what?
You know, you know what should happen?
Everyone should run for president in the in the second in line gets VP.
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That's how it should work.
You know, that's my take.
We're taking that take to the bank.
It should be Donald Trump's president and then VP Kamala Harris.
And they got it.
They got to make that work.
Dude make it a game show.
Or not against it like a reality show like one of those shows where they have to live
in like the same room or something.
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They just passionately hate each other.
They get the they get they're getting to the executive orders and they're like who's signing
what?
But like they also have those cutaways in the middle of it too.
It's like Donald trying to sign executive orders.
I took all his pens.
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Just just Donald Trump just absolutely roast and Kamala about something.
They're just they're just I don't have a good I don't have a good Trump impression.
This would be a great opportunity for a good good Trump impression.
I ain't got one.
No I don't either.
Unfortunately.
Damn damn I'd love to be an impressionist though.
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I'd love to get good at impressions.
I think if I ever just could like disappear for six months and do something I want to
get really good at like a few impressions big impressions like actions and impressions.
I think I said this before.
Have you?
I don't think you have said this.
You want to get good at impressions out of all the things in the world that you could
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do with a few months you go for impressions.
I mean I'm pretty much great at everything else so it's pretty it's really the only the
one and only thing that makes me not fully perfect.
Yeah the impressions.
It would be a cool I think it would be a good skill to have to be able to do a good impression.
I feel like it could always it's a good icebreaker because you because an impressionist they're
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never you know they're never killing it.
They never kill in the crowd.
They're never making everyone laugh but you use that as a little icebreaker.
It leads into better jokes.
Yeah I nothing nothing breaks the ice like immediately right when you freshly meet somebody
hit him with a political impression.
Oh yeah.
They love it.
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Right when you meet somebody you pretend to you pretend to be gay.
This is a throwback to a prior episode.
Was that podcast two?
Was that episode two?
Three?
It was one it was two or three.
There was a guy who said there was a guy who said that he did a great job picking up ladies
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with his gay impression and that's how he would introduce himself to women at the bar.
I wild I one day I hope to hear some sort of follow up from that guy.
Yeah I met my wife.
We should have him on the podcast.
I don't know who he is.
I'm going to go find it.
I'm going to go find his Reddit right now and we're getting him on the next episode
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of the podcast.
We'll track him down.
Now Noah I'm not sure if you can see on the calendar audio listeners.
I'm pointing at the calendar that's behind me.
It's also always been behind me.
I realize some of you probably don't know that my whole set is in office.
I realize that bit's probably lost on some people.
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It is.
You can check it out on the YouTube.
See that date back there?
I know it's a little bit blurry.
Do you know what that is?
Valentine's Day.
Oh any big plans.
I don't get some gifts get some gifts for the Mrs.
So or me if you do you actually want my plants or are you rolling this into a bit.
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I don't do bits.
OK my plans.
We we rented a cabin.
Oh that's it.
We're just doing a cabin.
Not with you.
Sorry Jamie.
Oh no I knew that.
No no it's it's I feel like we're not we're not going crazy and we said no gifts you know
getting married isn't that the greatest gift of all.
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It's the most expensive gift of all and that's what I'm saving money for getting married.
So there's no the cabin was already stretching the budget and this podcast isn't paying me.
Jamie's been Jamie has me over here cracking jokes and he he beats me up between podcasts
and it just I never make money.
So love marriage the greatest gift of them all brought to you by my future in laws bank
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account partially partially not all though it's it's it's an expense.
It's you know weddings are expensive.
So it's tough.
Where's that.
Where's that.
Is that cabin like local do you or you stay in the conjuring house.
Not sure if people know this.
Noah and I fairly local relatively local to the conjuring house.
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Do you think you're like conjuring house three houses down.
If you look at the conjuring house go three houses to the west.
You're at Jamie's house actually.
Yeah I actually I don't know exactly where it is.
I just know that it's in Rhode Island and it's in the woods.
That's why I'm really not too concerned.
I know there's a lot of ways around it.
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Probably not me.
I think I'm it doesn't matter if I say I could say anywhere.
I think it's West Greenwich but I'm not positive.
Could be wrong somewhere over there.
But yeah the conjuring house is over here.
Have you gone to it.
Actually one of my fiance's friends spent a night there.
I have not.
I know that it's a big rental thing.
It was not in value.
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That's that's the trouble they got.
They got in trouble.
You're not allowed to rent it anymore.
And then somebody changed it into.
I'm going to give you the whole lowdown right now.
It was a rent.
It was a rental.
And then somebody changed the zoning to make it a business.
And now the next person trying to buy it is pissed that it's a business and they want
to turn it back into their like onto like a residential and they can't because the town
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won't approve it.
There's your there's your local politics.
There's our local politics for you guys.
This is the number one podcast for conjuring house local political news.
Would you stay there.
Are you are you are you are you not a supernatural guy or not a fan played fast phobia for a
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little bit.
That's all that I wanted.
Good.
It was fun.
Had a good time.
No thank you.
Not anymore.
Do you believe in ghosts.
I have I wish I was never asked this question because I feel like I want to say no.
And now the ghosts are going to fucking terrorize me because I called them on their stuff.
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So that sucks.
So thanks a lot for asking me that.
Can I give you my opinion.
Can I give you my opinion on the conjuring house.
Dude if you've ripped out that conjuring house kitchen through in a nice marble slab pulled
those floors up put a new new hardwoods new mahogany put a nice bright white coat of paint
on that house.
Dude it's not haunted anymore.
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Nobody would know the difference.
They purposely keep it old to scare people.
No I don't believe in ghosts.
No I don't believe the conjuring house is like something scary.
I just feel like they're leaving it really old and creepy and decrepit.
Throw in a new kitchen throw in some nice cabinets from Ikea throw in a marble slab
put in some new hardwoods and those bad boys.
That thing's just a normal house and then block the basement door.
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Nobody needs to be down there.
Nobody needs to be in a basement especially a wet one like that.
Nobody needs to be in the basement.
There's no reason.
That house was in like David Dobrik's like big like comeback whatever vlog.
Where he was popping off the top.
He popped off the top in the conjuring house.
Oh yeah.
Oh he didn't pop off the top.
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He does look very strange with his new found body.
Probably brought to you by trend or something.
Probably.
I don't want to make that accusation.
I don't sign that accusation.
I don't sign off on that.
I don't it's not a formal accusation.
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He's also rich so I mean it's like it's trend or a personal everything which yeah fair enough.
But he was in the conjuring house.
I didn't know that.
Yeah no it was just I saw a clip he was in the conjuring house and I was like oh that
was kind of neat.
Little roadie.
Little roadie in the big news because you know everyone watching was watching just to
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get a glimpse of this state that we originate from.
Oh yeah.
That's why they were watching David Dobrik.
They're like isn't this the state that the professional interns are from?
I think that.
Hold on.
That house from that movie it's actually based in where the professional interns are from
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so that's pretty cool.
Isn't this state in the professional interns universe?
So you're telling me David Dobrik is in the professional interns universe?
David Dobrik is canon?
Dude that's insane.
I had to backtrack to figure out how we got here but Valentine's Day gifts.
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What are you doing?
Yeah.
I'm actually okay this is probably a little bit controversial.
So just no gift.
No gift.
Hear me out.
I don't believe in gifts because my family never gave me any gifts when I was growing
up.
You don't believe in gifts?
What are they like the freaking tooth fairy?
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You don't believe in gifts?
What are we doing here?
Birthdays they didn't give me any gifts.
My grandparents would give me a gift for like Christmas but they.
You're uninvited to the wedding.
You're not going to bring a gift?
They live far away.
Well like that's different.
I do wedding gifts.
No no no.
You just said it wasn't different.
You're out of the wedding party.
I said it is different.
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But yeah no my parents didn't give me birthday gifts.
They didn't give me Christmas gifts and I like when I was little like I would get really
sad around like Christmas time.
I remember like one time I heard other kids like talking about what they got for Christmas
and like I started getting like all teary-eyed and stuff but like now.
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You don't get Christmas gifts?
No.
So like now I realize they kind of gave me the greatest gift of all and that's just a
strong work ethic.
Like I now I have to get it on my own.
Yeah yeah so if you remember a few episodes ago.
They gave you the gift of grind.
That's what they gave you.
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The gift of grind.
They said my 10 year old wants a computer.
Go take the trash out 52 times.
Yeah why don't you go get a job.
Did you have an allowance or anything like that?
So I need to I need to walk this back.
A few episodes ago I said I wanted to start planting bait clips.
And so I did get Christmas gifts my entire life.
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I did get birthday gifts and I have always and I am giving my girlfriend a Valentine's
Day gift.
Okay.
Doesn't sound like it.
He's not getting his girlfriend anything.
The clip won't include that and look that's just a little gift right there.
That's a gift for podcast listeners right.
I'm trying to piss people off in TikTok so we get a little more clout.
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But we all know we're all in on the joke.
We all know I'm just goofing a little bit.
So what are you getting the so what are you actually getting the girlfriend?
You could you can you can you sneak that in here.
This isn't coming out till after the old Thanksgiving after the old love day.
That's not that is the day that we all Thanksgiving.
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It's also not true at all.
This comes out on the 10th about four days before recording late.
I forgot because somebody canceled our recording.
My bad.
That's my bad.
I had to put out a video.
I I'll still say it because she kind of knows what it is like.
I do the usual the the the flowers the chocolates of course you know just a little the little
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stuff like that.
Yeah.
I mean in the past I've done a lot of like I've printed out like some photos of us or
like just little stuff like that little keepsakes.
I got her.
She's a huge fan of Sabrina Carpenter.
A huge fan of Sabrina Carpenter.
I had bought her a little Sabrina Carpenter vinyl and completely forgot about it because
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it was like a preorder thing and I got it for Christmas.
Forgot I bought it for her.
Came in like after Christmas.
I was like what is this and then I backtracked and realized like I bought it in like October
for her.
Had completely forgot about it but it kind of works.
It's like some like I think it's a heart maybe a heart shape or it's kind of love themed.
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So it works real well for Valentine's Day.
So I'm giving her giving her that.
She likes Sabrina Carpenter.
She likes Taylor Swift.
She must her.
She must go wild in a Coles.
That playlist is right up her alley.
In what?
In a Coles.
Oh in a Coles.
She must go insane in a Coles.
They got Sabrina Carpenter.
They got some T. Swift.
Did she?
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Who else?
Give me some more.
Who else is on a Spotify wrapped?
Noah Khan for sure but that's because of me.
I'm a huge Noah Khan guy.
I love Noah Khan.
I like Noah Khan.
Just to be clear I'm not dissing any of these artists.
I just I just feel like they're you know they're ripe for a Coles playlist.
You need to dress up like Noah Khan for Halloween one year because you're too close to the look.
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I've been I went to a so I went to was it a I went to a party.
I don't remember what I was for but somebody said I was like who's the Noah Khan looking
guy and then my friend comes over to me and goes that girl just said you look like Noah
Khan.
I was like that is a compliment and then Emily's like no he doesn't.
I was like okay don't take this away from me.
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Don't take this away from me.
Yeah yeah yeah.
I saw I saw him when I was in Paris.
I was really bummed so when I moved to Paris.
He came to the Xfinity Center.
The one that's in like Massachusetts.
He came there and I had tickets to see him and I bought tickets for me and my girlfriend.
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We were like so hyped.
We were so hyped we're gonna see him.
And then like this stuff with her like when she had to be there for like her school and
like that changed and she had to go basically a week earlier than we expected and that was
before the concert.
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So I didn't have to get there at that time but she did.
And so I was like I knew she had become a huge fan of him and I wanted to see him as
well.
So I was like this really hurts but I sold the tickets.
Did you make money on the tickets?
I sold them for like what the like average around it was.
I think I might have made like 50 bucks but it wasn't like.
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Scalper.
No it wasn't like scalper.
Honestly that might be the most cancelable thing you've done yet.
It is probably pretty cancelable.
But look it wasn't I didn't sell it for like a $500 profit.
I think I made 50 bucks on it.
Which honestly was probably zero after the fees now that I think about it.
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But yeah but so I decided to sell those tickets and we had almost like I sold those tickets
and before she actually went we were in Vermont like in Burlington the days he was doing a
show and I was like I got to see if I can get a last minute ticket.
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I was there like Saturday had to leave Sunday.
Burlington, Vermont?
Yeah.
That's his hometown.
Yeah.
So I was like but like there's all the scalpers and like I was like look night of like hour
before a show goes live they're just trying to offload those tickets so they got to be
dumping it.
Dude they all went down with the ship.
It was raining.
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It was raining.
None of them sold the ticket.
Next day as I'm going home it was like his last show in Burlington they all dumped their
tickets it was $10 four hours before.
Let's go.
Why couldn't go to it though because I had to leave.
It's like you scum bags you guys suck.
But eventually I did get to see him when I went to Paris and it was very weird because
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it brought out a lot of very strange like Americans that were living in Paris and I
realized like the type of person who moves abroad to Paris as an American is not like
me.
There was probably one of one that was there purely because my girlfriend was there and
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I was like sure it seems cool.
Everyone else has this like weird affinity.
They're like and they're all like them to them being Americans like quirky.
It's like there was a girl who was in line in front of me and the whole time she was
like talking like she was straight out of Vermont like the number.
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This is my boy.
This is Noah Khan.
She grew up with them my motherland.
I was like what is this girl saying and like she had like dragged it would seem like some
French people with her and they're like oh that is cool.
Like what are we doing?
I don't think Noah Khan's like a big international.
It's not like a T. Swift touring.
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It's Noah Khan feels a little more US.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I always think it's what was the what media like what were people consuming there.
Is it just like I'm trying to think of like oh who was the monkey the monkey movie the
movie with the monkey artist.
Oh I don't know the English that's UK.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Like that's like so like niche to their country.
Nobody else knew who the heck the biopic was even on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do they have like these weird niche artists in Paris that aren't US or they mostly listen
to like the same stuff.
They know that they're they definitely have like regionalized culture like stuff like
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Netflix and like Breaking Bad like that breaks through.
But like yeah like you can see this even in your own YouTube analytics like France is
just not up there because they just consume French based stuff.
And there's like French isn't a massive language but it's big enough that it's fine.
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Like they get by.
Yeah I imagine they also French France also has like their own like Hollywood type industry
that probably makes that I know makes a lot of content.
So I imagine that that probably is assumed a lot there.
There's a lot of you know Paris indie films and stuff like that that find good success.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
I went and saw a concert that was just like a rapper guy and I could not understand any
other words but it was like a good beat so I was having a good time.
But I was like I was sick with the flu.
I was so sick but I'm like I'm going to go because my girlfriend is like really patient
zero is a big thing.
You're consistently getting canceled this vodka.
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I was bird flu zero baby.
And I was just toughing through it.
And like the only thing I could really make out was when he would go like oh Paris like
I love you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And he did that probably about an hour and a half into the show.
And I'm like boom this is it.
We're going to go get food and go home.
Did another hour and a half after that and every 10 minutes would go Paris I love you.
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I love you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for coming.
And I'd be like oh this and I'm just like melting bro literally dying.
It was rough.
It was really rough.
This is just therapy for me.
Was this a was this a situation where you swept through the sickness you came out the
other end and you're like you know I feel better the next day or did it just get worse.
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No I just felt like it didn't get worse.
I just I felt bad.
Felt real bad.
I shouldn't have had I shouldn't have gone for the beer either.
I thought the beer might help.
Oh that's wishful thinking.
That's a mistake.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In hindsight skip the Heineken.
That Heineken is also a mistake.
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So it's like a double mistake.
They're big on the Heineken out there.
I don't know why.
I don't know.
I think it's because isn't isn't Heineken like Dutch.
I mean right.
I think I know.
It's one of them.
I don't know about Heineken specifically.
And Heiser-Busch is the only one I really know.
You're just a you were a big Bud Light guy.
Now you're a Coors guy.
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Oh what are we doing?
What are we doing?
Coors only.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Look it's a beer.
That's not.
I had filmed something like when that whole Bud Light thing happened.
I made like a skit and then it was like it was supposed to be all about like how like
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Bud Light doesn't taste the same anymore.
I don't really know.
It's kind of funny.
I didn't think it out.
I didn't think it out very much.
But I just remember filming it.
I just went out in my yard with a six pack of Bud Light and drank all six which was just
me taking a sip.
And it was really hard to take that sip and then spitting it out.
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I did that for six cans.
My neighbors had to have been like it was like nude too.
They're like what is this dude doing?
And you never even released the clip because I've never seen it.
No I think I still have the footage.
Never put it out.
Never turned anything.
Put it put it right here.
I'm not going to do that.
Don't feel like doing that.
So that's for the that's for the audio listeners.
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I got you guys.
I think it's time we jump into our in turn inbox questions.
Let's yeah let's do some of these questions.
If you want to get your question answered shoot us an email.
Please be nice at professional interns podcast at gmail dot com.
Write in say something and we'll answer.
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We'll solve all your problems.
All right.
First question.
I signed an NDA and my girlfriend is upset.
I won't tell her what it was about.
Long story short I was involved in an event with a public figure that required me to sign
an NDA.
I told my girlfriend about this and have not disclosed any tidbit of info to her.
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She feels betrayed and that if I did trust her I would indulge.
I'm just worried.
I'm just worried if God forbid something happens and we break up she'll spread this info or
it might slip out one day with her roommate.
It was also a very personal situation I witnessed and I don't want to gossip.
I feel like a bad boyfriend and maybe I don't trust her as much as I thought.
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Any advice on how to navigate this?
Noah.
Dude that is hilarious that he goes I don't think I trust her as much as I thought.
He signed this NDA and then he starts questioning his relationship.
He's like dude I don't know if I can actually tell her.
Like this NDA was the beginning of the end.
I've I've signed an NDA.
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Yeah.
Have I told the fiancee?
I have signed NDAs.
I don't think over anything important that would like actually get out.
Like I think the only NDAs I've signed are like game related.
It's like you know early access to something or like something like that and it almost
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sounds like an expiration date where it's like okay you can talk about now.
I haven't signed anything for anything like at our old job we signed things.
Yes.
Yeah I think I've signed company NDAs and usually I'll try to adhere to those.
I think I signed some of them in my work now but it's really just like don't disclose like
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trade secrets to their competitors.
Yeah I have that.
That's not fun.
That's not like I'm not gonna do that.
I never was gonna do that.
But I have signed honestly a fair amount of NDAs a weird amount for I think somebody my
age that are not related to any job.
I've told everybody immediately.
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So quick.
Oh are you gonna tell the is this your old job story?
I might we might have to bleep this part because I don't know what it is.
I'm not gonna say too much because I also want people to trust me in the future.
Like I know about your NDAs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look I look I've never gone on a podcast and talked about them.
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But like I'll say like there was a company that I was beta testing a project for.
I think I can disclose it was I think maybe I'll cut that maybe I'll cut that.
But I was beta testing something for them and I was like this is so cool.
And I like I wasn't making like posts or anything about it.
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But like my friends I told about it and I still tell them about it.
I don't tell people really what it was about and it's not been like five years or something
since I signed that NDA.
Well the NDA have a time limit.
I know some NDAs it's you know most the ones I've signed are for you know video games and
it's like on release like you're good.
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Buddy I didn't read it.
Weren't you young?
Weren't you like 16 or something?
No I was in I was in college.
It was my senior year of college so maybe it was even five years ago.
All I know.
But you signed an NDA.
I signed a few at least for that one.
Nothing came of it.
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Look like I obviously I didn't talk about it too much because it was like a product
they had in development.
So I was like all right like I can joke around to like my friends about what I'm doing.
But like I wasn't letting the cat out of the bag really.
And then now it's like very evident like that thing got cut.
It's dead.
It's not happening.
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And I to respectfully if you're watching this I might have to also bleep that now that I
realized the project wasn't going anywhere.
You and I both knew it but they gave me a few hundred dollars and put me in a commercial
they made for the product.
Like it was a commercial to raise funds for investing and I was in it.
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That's pretty cool.
I had a note.
I had a friend not exactly an NDA but I had a I had a friend back in college that worked
for the government with like really high clearance.
And I don't know.
I still couldn't tell you what his job title is.
He's no longer in the position you look at his LinkedIn.
It just says he worked for like certain government agency but doesn't say like job title what
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he did or anything because he like had like all these rules around him.
And I was on campus and he used me as a reference for for the job.
And I got a call and it's like you know some random call and I'm like hey what's up.
They're like hey do you know John.
And I was like yeah yeah I know John.
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And they're like he wrote you down as a reference.
Can we talk with you.
And I was like can you talk with me.
I was like sure.
School library.
I was like OK.
Hang up.
I like OK I guess I have to go to the school library.
Walk over to the school library to do sit in there in suits to sit in there in suits
full suits.
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I'm like we're at we're at my you know my commuter school campus like this is not like
a suits campus.
We're not freaking brown Harvard.
And I walk over and I go for the handshake.
I hit him with nothing.
He looks at me looks at the seat as like all right all right.
Pull that bad boy out.
Take the seat.
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No handshakes actually insane of them.
What do they do.
No handshakes.
It's not that serious.
I.
Maybe it was.
I don't know.
And then they go they go.
Does John drink.
And I was like do I lie.
Like I was like a little like does John do drugs.
I was like not that I'm aware of.
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And then they're like does John believe in any conspiracy theories.
Does he ever talk about conspiracy theories.
No no John does talk about conspiracy theories.
Not conspiracies buddy.
We didn't make it to the moon.
The moon's cheese.
We all know it's cheese.
They look at me.
They asked me like a couple more questions.
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They asked me like his family and like a couple things about them and they're like have a
nice day.
And then since then he ended up getting the job.
Maybe I said something right.
I said he was like I think he was like 20 and I said he drank and they were like OK
that checks out for our checks out for our government agency.
Sounds great.
What is he doing.
Oh no.
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But like.
But like they're like ah ah.
Not under.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
But he ended up with like some really high clearance and I don't know if it was an NDA
or if it was just like some other rule but like he would receive packages in the mail
that he wasn't allowed to open around people.
His I don't think his now wife even knew what he knew what he did for the for this like
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branch of government.
Just like really weird stuff.
And then you start hearing these things like this can't be real.
I don't I don't know.
I don't know.
But what's our advice here.
I think we got to do the real advice up top.
Of course real advice.
It kind of depends what the situation is.
Yeah.
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If you're being stupid if you're in a stupid commercial like I was you can just just tell
her it's not that big of a deal.
You're probably not worth the fight.
Yeah.
You're kind of making it like you're making it like oh I my son NDA.
It's not that important.
I send an NDA for YouTube.
You to you to reach out to me about licensing one of my shorts and they they're like oh
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I don't know if I paid for that.
They never even bought it.
They they got my hopes up.
They said they're going to give me three thousand dollars for a short.
I was like oh yes please.
And then ghosted me.
I emailed them a month later.
I'm like my money.
And they're like oh yeah we're not using it.
I was like shit.
But to this guy just tell your girlfriend unless it was like I don't know.
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It says it was a very personal situation that he witnessed and he doesn't want to gossip.
I'm nervous it's like somebody's like you know maybe OD or like was like drinking or
something smoking.
It says with a public figure.
It sounds like a celebrity.
I feel like I wouldn't disclose this.
I think a celebrity just cheated on his wife or girlfriend.
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But then what what if his job's involved.
No I don't.
I think if it's low hanging fruit like working for a silly toy company you could say it but
I feel like you don't want.
She's going to go straight to straight to the tabloids with this one and make a good
pretty penny.
I feel like you don't want to do it.
Just just.
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I get.
Yeah.
It would also help to know how long you've dated your girlfriend for.
I think even like if you've dated for like eight or ten years like if you're really up
there like you are really in this morning if you're married can't you aren't you legally
allowed to tell.
Is it I maybe I'm wrong.
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I told you I didn't even read the NDA I signed.
You're asking me that the loopholes of it.
I don't know.
I think it's NDA in general.
Maybe I'm wrong.
You look this up.
Well I give the sage advice of who used to unless you're unless you really think y'all
are on the rocks or that's a very realistic possibility just tell her.
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Unless this is like trade level secret like the Coca-Cola recipe then maybe don't tell
her but like I don't know seeing Leonardo DiCaprio cheating on his 25 year old girlfriend.
Yeah.
I just say it could be a funny little funny one of those little like two truths and a
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lie.
You tell her it.
So here's our here here.
I know it is our here is our intern advice.
You sneak it into two truths and a lie and never let her know she could think about that
for the rest of her life.
I'll tell you she's going to dump you in a week.
She's going to be pissed and then she's never going to have the answer to truths and a lie.
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One of the truths are the NDA to two truths and two truths and a lie.
One I make a podcast with my friend to I just uploaded a YouTube video that you should go
watch three George Clooney killed a man in Times Square.
Never going to know which ones.
Oh wait I think I damn I told that was three truths.
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Yeah.
You know I'm really good at games like this.
I yeah but I think we solve that guy's problem.
Another I think so another person saved Noah why don't we jump into the next one.
So for the next question we got new coworker leaves early and spends most of the day working
on his personal business.
I don't want to be the office rat.
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So like the title says new guy that gets hired within a month he's leaving early or long
lunches like two to four hours.
He spends most of the time on his phone speaking Spanish so others in the office can't understand
him but he has a personal company and from the bits of conversation that's been heard
it's clear it's his own company he's talking about.
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How would I bring this up or do I bring this up or would I be the office rat.
What should I do.
Jamie what would you do.
We might be the worst people to ask because I think this might be our old coworker and
I at least it was right around when you left our previous worst.
You said worst people that's with the best people that know where the worst people last
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because we said nothing.
We didn't we are our old coworker who obviously shall remain nameless.
He like showed up his like resume was I don't know how this guy got a job.
He showed up his resume all his experience was a drop shipping company that he was running
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that wasn't even successful and somehow that got him that landed him a job.
No degree just that experience landed him a job at this marketing agency we were working
at and this dude shows up.
It was clear he wasn't that interested in like learning or anything like that and this
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is like right when Andrew Tate was real big and it was his prime.
It was like yes real prime and like I think right when he got arrested and like the dude
dropped some little nugget to me about him and I like didn't want to obviously I don't
want to have that conversation so I go oh yeah and you take didn't he just get arrested
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for like trafficking human trafficking charges.
This dude casually leans back goes you really believe that it's like yeah I actually I do
believe that multiple governments want one man.
I think he probably did something just me can I be honest that coworker kind of sucked.
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He was not good.
No we didn't you know we didn't say anything but he did end up getting fired but did but
not by us though we had nothing to do with it but he just never worked like I feel like
you I'm going to one I personally how close are you with your bosses that matters.
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I feel like you could be an office rat if his work's not getting done putting more work
on other people like I think that's the exception if he has his own portfolio of work that doesn't
interfere with everyone else's work.
Who cares if he buries and F's up his own job it also depends how big the company is.
That's what I was about to say like where you working if you're at you know Joe's little
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local mom and pop shop okay like if it if if he's really making it harder for everyone
else yeah you say something because you kind of got it if you're at meta if you're at Google
sit down and shut up all right let a guy get his bag a check let collect your paycheck
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don't question it you're working for a big corporation actually most of the people there
probably working two jobs anyway so you could probably learn something from this guy but
if he's like our co-worker where he fell asleep on the job multiple times you know and in
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that retrospect we should have said something well the work started falling on us so it
we were I felt like we were pretty swamp you I you and I did a lot of the heavy lifting
in that company it wasn't a big company I don't I I don't want to give myself that much
credit because I'm I'm a thorough out at five guy like yeah like there's certain moments
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where I'll where I'll buy in and I'll pitch in for the team but like my loyalty is between
nine a.m. and five p.m. I regret I I regret being so stressed about that job if I'm being
honest I just it was I feel like I probably should have seen like it was just a job I
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don't know I feel like you know I'm gonna say maybe I'm gonna feel this way later in
the future right now I feel completely different about like my current job like I feel like
I'm actually doing something I enjoy and I'm not like stressed dude tiny marketing agencies
they must burn out so many people yeah I mean you get you get experience fast so that's
nice I said this is the only job advice you're gonna get on the professional interns podcast
(56:10):
so listen up I was talking to my the old co-workers at that job and they asked my opinion I was
like dude it for what it's worth it wasn't a bad job like you got all the experience
you wanted where you compensated well of course not did you work probably longer than you
should of course but dude it was you get the experience and I think anyone jumping into
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like marketing or any business honestly find a little company and just get your hands a
little dirty and you're gonna learn so much more at that than getting shoehorned into
some massive company where you're just a cog in a machine but don't stay there too long
get out there in two years yeah three years that's that's your cat that is your cat yeah
well no I think we yeah for this guy oh oh right we should give it I think we can give
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him good advice if it's if it's small company and it's hurting you snitch if it's meta
Google any big company if this if you there's like over there's over a hundred employees
(57:18):
that's safe shut up those good advice I think I think we even I think we have good advice
here all right no I think that's enough saving the world for this episode you got anything
you want to plug uh recently on my youtube channel big blue bug gaming I got a webcam
I started a sim series with a webcam let's go my videos going forward other than the
series I currently have live will have a webcam in very light editing jump cuts that's what
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we're getting you know it's a step in the right direction I'm also thinking about cooking
up a video for my own personal channel but I don't want to sell that before the you know
before the before it's done it might never happen so but gaming channel has a webcam
go check it out new sim series Jamie I just dropped a video where I bought a bunch of
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things off tik tok shop and it was a gigantic waste of money so please go watch it so I
didn't waste that money for no reason I am begging you yeah I think that's also just
a reminder send us questions at professional interns podcast at gmail.com and also leave
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on YouTube hi thanks for looking at our faces for an hour drop a like subscribe to the channel
and leave a hate comment down below something hating about Noah that'd be dope I'd really
like that all right bye bye
Yeah, and so I was like, what are you a cop?
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Turns out he was a cop.
So that sucked.
Anyways, let's do the podcast.
Hey guys, welcome back to the professional interns podcast.
It's a podcast where Noah and I or I guess sometimes me and someone who looks like Noah,
but without the facial hair, give you sage advice and save the world.
So well, off the facial hair, sometimes just got a shave.
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I decided to shave and I, so I decided to shave and then I was going to go get my haircut.
This is placed down the road, which is Trump granted the stories.
This is placed down the road for me.
It's like a super cuts.
I was telling my fiance and I was like, Hey, I really want to go get my haircut.
I don't feel like paying $60 because for some reason my hairdresser has increased the price
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five times.
I used to get a $25 haircut is now 60 and then you throw tip on it.
I'm near a hundred dollar haircut.
Don't know how that happened.
So I was like, I'm going to go to the place down the road.
And I told my fiance and I was like, Hey, I think I'm just going to go to the little
super cuts down the road.
15 bucks, get the hair done.
I don't care that much.
And she goes, she goes, dude, you're going to look like Josh, my twin brother.
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And I was like, and, and she goes, Josh has a terrible haircut.
And I was like, why is she throwing bombs like this?
I was like, I just want a basic haircut.
Nope.
Nope.
She said that I'm going to look basic like Josh and Josh has a bad haircut.
She's like, Oh, Josh is so ugly as your identical twin.
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She's like, babe, what the hell do you mean?
But I guess, I guess she doesn't like the, she doesn't like the idea of you getting cheap
haircuts.
So now I have an appointment with my real barber, which pretty penny.
What made you shave?
It was just, just cause?
Uh, I, you know, I tried to touch up the stash, tried to touch up the stash and then you take
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a little bit too off and then you start looking like a little, you know, maybe the enemy of
world war two.
And then you're like, I got to shave the whole thing.
That's just, that's just how it happens.
Sometimes it couldn't, I couldn't, there was no recovering it.
I like how everyone, it seems like everyone, when they shaved their mustaches, they're
like, all right, I got to do it.
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I got to just, I got to see if I could pull it off.
If it wasn't a cancelable mustache, it's like, no, no, no, it's Charlie Chaplin.
So yeah, right.
Yeah.
Sure.
Sure.
It is always, always.
Yep.
Dude, I can't grow facial hair like at all.
It's, it's just the one I've accepted it.
I get teased about it so badly, but when I was living in France, like I've, I've always
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been like, I can't even try to grow facial hair cause it goes too slow.
It looks too bad.
And I have like, I have to show up to work or I have to go to class.
But last year I was like working for myself.
I was living in France, didn't really have any reason that I couldn't commit to no shave
November.
So I committed to no shave November.
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And it was the most disgusting thing.
I went all 30 days, 30, 30 days.
Yeah, all 30 days.
It's not 31, not 31.
Dude, you think another month, I couldn't even tell you the season November's in.
I'll check, I'll check the calendar back there.
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I go all, all, all three, possibly 31 days.
It was so bad.
I looked so disgusting.
And in my head, I'm like, I'm just doing this challenge.
I didn't realize I still went and played frisbee three days a week there.
So I would go meet up with people and they just saw me look disgusting.
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It like the 13 year old who hasn't discovered where the razor is yet level.
What do you grow?
Do you grow the mustache?
Do you just grow like chops?
What, what, what's actually growing there?
Get the whole nine.
I get the, it just doesn't come in thick.
You can kind of, you can kind of see it.
I got a little bit of the shadow.
I think it's the ginger.
Maybe if you dyed it, you got it.
Have you thought about that?
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That could be a hilarious move.
I put for one day, I put my girlfriend's like, I think it was like eyebrow brush or something
like that.
And it kind of like darkened it up and it looked half mediocre.
I don't even want to say half decent, half mediocre for that one day.
And I put on like glasses and I did, I looked wildly European to throw on the scarf to toss
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the scarf on.
So I love it.
I really, really feed carry around a baguette, just really feed into the European vibes.
Dude, I don't even, I don't even want to joke around the amount of like baguettes I consumed
was problematic.
It was bad.
Really?
Just, was it just an easy, like, I don't speak this language.
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I'm going to grab the bread on the way out of the store and call it a day.
Was it?
It was a little bit of, of like, once I found something that I could, like, cause the grocery
store is way different there.
So once I found something that I could eat and like, like I, once I built my new staples,
I just kind of leaned on those and a baguette was one of them.
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And I'm also, I'm a big carb guy.
I'm a carb lover.
Aren't we all, aren't we all?
I was on a, like a 12 month carbo load there.
So it was all baguettes and what pasta I'm trying to think of other things that are very
Paris baguettes, pasta, tomato sauce.
I actually, I got so hooked on this one tomato sauce by, by Barilla.
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All right.
I don't, yeah.
By, by Ragu.
Yeah.
Well, I think they have shady morals, so I'm not going to give them too much.
This isn't a promo for you.
Okay.
Barilla, I think you're a bad company.
And also I don't like you because of this, but I got really hooked on this one pasta.
If you're ever in Europe, Barilla Pesto Rosso.
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We have international listeners somehow, some way.
How do you know we have international listeners?
I can see where some of our listeners are from, like country-wise.
Oh, okay.
I thought you were going to say someone actually commented on one of our videos.
We get some comments.
We get some comments.
We got a few.
We got a few.
Which, yes.
So Barilla Pesto Rosso, dude, it's gas.
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It's so good.
It's like this just like red pesto in, in Europe, but they don't have it in the U S
I've looked everywhere for it.
I thought it would be here.
I emailed the company the other day.
I was like, Hey, you know, what do I got to do?
You went this far?
I want it so bad.
I went to that.
I'm like, what do we got to do?
And I thought they'd be like, yeah, we'll hook you up.
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Now they're like, we don't sell them in the U S I was like, what do I got to do?
They're like not be in the U S. So that sucked.
Actually.
I'm pretty pissed off about that.
And you know what?
They did have a lawsuit.
It was for, it was for unfair competition and false advertising.
Cause they said they were the number one pasta Italy's number one pasta brand.
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Doesn't everybody say that?
And they were actually like sued and lost the case for saying they were Italy's number
one pasta brand.
Yeah.
So there you go, Barilla.
That's your free promo.
You could have gotten, I would have glazed that shit out of you guys.
If all you had to do is send me a little bit of sauce, you could have wrote Jamie's number
one pasta brand.
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It would have been perfect.
And it wouldn't have been a lot.
You wouldn't have been sued.
It would have been awesome.
The official pasta of professional interns.
But no, now you guys are just dead to me until I get back in Europe.
Once I'm next time I visit Europe, I'm coming home with 12 jars of that stuff.
Which who was the brand that started doing that advertising campaign where they would
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see like Michael Jordan's, this is Michael Jordan's favorite.
And it's like not that Michael Jordan.
They had a picture of somebody else just named Michael Jordan.
It was like the funniest campaign.
They did a bunch of them.
They did like Michael Jordan's favorite this or like Beyonce's favorite this, but not that
Beyonce.
It's like just some random girl with the name Beyonce.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
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This is actually pretty bad for them because we remember the ad.
Neither of us could tell you what the, what it was about.
My head goes to like, it's not McDonald's, but it's like some, some food thing.
But I feel like that's pretty low bar guess.
Someone in the office has got to know.
Someone it's just, it's, it's tough.
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It is tough.
Dude, we need a producer to answer questions like this.
I know we make me do all the stuff off cam, by the way, off cam.
He makes me do all this stuff and he's not nice about it.
He's not even a little nice.
No pleases, no thank yous.
It's like just upload that clip mule.
Yeah, that is that, that is tough being a, being the, being the, being a heavy lifter
(08:58):
for the podcast.
You do all the editing, all the editing, all the, all the everything.
And he takes a 90% cut.
Whoa.
This thing has not made a dollar.
We haven't even discussed money.
And when the podcast stops, you know that at that point we discussed money.
It didn't go well.
So dude, I can't wait for our podcast crash out.
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We can not wait for the crash out and then both of us have a little, uh, little videos
on our own channels that are like, dude, this was long time coming.
Jamie was, Jamie was, you should have set, heard what he was saying off camera.
I got to mention this before we get too deep in the podcast.
I didn't realize this was much of a thing.
But we do, if you are listening to this, not on YouTube, if you are listening to this on
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YouTube, give a thumbs up, subscribe to the channel helps us out.
But it also helps us out if you're listening on a different platform like Spotify or Apple
music or one of the others.
If you give us a rating, that's really dope.
If you do that, didn't know we needed to be selling ourselves out for ratings.
Are there platforms that still have ratings?
Dude, Spotify has ratings.
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I think somebody did give us a rating.
I didn't know.
And I guess it helps.
Two stars.
Someone gave us a rating and it was two stars.
At least they're honest.
Nobody rates anything other than five or one stars.
I'm convinced nobody picks anything in between.
If you're like so into a product that you're going to go rate it, you're probably picking
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one of the one of the one of the really far out points.
Yeah, I feel like I feel like my honest reviews are like five star was like it was great.
I liked it.
Whatever.
One star.
I hated it.
I'm pissed off.
I want vengeance.
One star is it's actually a three star, but I want to be nice because I did like it.
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Three star.
I'm lying.
Two star.
I clicked the wrong button.
And you know, recently I went to a I went to a brewery and I can't I have to say probably
didn't earn five stars.
I went to one and my town, small town, very local.
I got an Applebee's and I got a brewery.
That's it.
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That's all you got here.
It's an honest man's town.
It's an honest man's town.
You got an Applebee's, you got the brewery and you know what?
We go to the football game on a Saturday night.
What else?
The high school football game.
That's all that's all this town.
Oh, it's slippery that he's already hanging out the high school.
I don't go to no high school.
No, no, no ball games.
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No, no, no.
No, I'm joking.
I don't even know where the high school is.
I heard a high school.
I dropped out.
I go to the I go to this brewery.
I was unsure because I was just, you know, looking at Google Maps.
And I was like, dude, I've only been here for like two years.
So looking at Google Maps, I'm like, what restaurants near me?
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I find this little brewery and I'm like, oh, let me pull up, pull up, you know, F 250s,
F 350s, big trucks, a lot of just just a lot of testosterone just pulling up, you know,
the work trucks.
It's that type of vibe.
I'm like, dang, this this ain't exactly my vibe.
I'm a I'm a skinny, skinny, lanky marketing guy.
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And I'm looking around and this is a laborers.
This is a laborers brewery.
And you're rolling up in a used like Toyota Camry.
Yep, yep, yep.
I'm rolling up in that 2011 Civic.
That thing.
Yeah, that's it.
Together with bubble gum in bubble gum and love.
That's what holds that thing together.
And I pull up and I'm like, OK, maybe this isn't exactly the brewery I thought of.
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When I think of brewery, I think of, you know, my trip to Vermont where it's all these colored
hair bartenders.
I walk in.
This is a flannel brewery and they no longer serve Bud Light on tap.
Take that as you will.
That is the vibe this brewery is given.
Food was amazing.
Little greasy, but amazing.
But that was that was the vibe.
And you know, I went back.
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I've been back.
It was a good time.
Their trivia night.
It's like, all right, who is the greatest president ever?
It's like, oh, my God.
If a few months ago, they'd be like, who's not your president?
Oh, my God.
It's I'm so this isn't this isn't a political comment.
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Just just to because it seems like I'm segueing there.
You know, it feels like he's going to get into politics.
Caught in.
Can we can we can we pick can we crop in Ben Shapiro here as the third member of the podcast?
Just cut back to Josh.
I'm just glad nobody is like commenting like, Jamie, no, we want your takes.
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Could I you don't want our takes.
I don't think I don't think people necessarily really want our takes.
I also I'm also just glad like broadly like I have my own opinions and whatnot, of course.
But like, I also think it's really important that people have just a space to enjoy like
life like whether they're really enjoying life right now or they're really not enjoying
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life right now.
Like I think there still needs to be that kind of third space where it's like everything
else isn't happening.
Even for an hour where two guys yap to talk about the breweries near their house.
Let's go and ultimately try to accuse each other of some heinous, disgusting.
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Oh, yeah, as always, there's no other there's no other way to run a podcast.
That's really why we got into it, because we want once one of us gets arrested and it's
not it's not if but when we want it to be big news and then I drop an insane take here.
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We'll see if it makes makes the cut 90 percent of the time.
I don't even want these like these social media people's opinions on anything.
I feel like people give so much unsolicited advice and unsolicited just like this is what
I'm doing.
Like just we don't need to know.
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At some point, I'm like I'm not saying everyone, but I feel like at some point there's like
this slope where it's just like, Jake, Paul, I don't I don't care what you're voting for
or what you're doing, man.
Just just I don't know box.
I don't know if run your crap.
Do you think anyone like do you think he moved anyone's vote?
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I think if you would see how that how the election turned out, I think almost nobody
moved anyone's vote.
I think it was like 90 percent of the population was like so loud for the war for so loud for
Biden and then nobody moved.
Hollywood was all Biden and then the rest of it.
And then somehow Trump wins the popular vote.
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I don't know.
It just feels like most people do not care about the large world's opinions.
Everyone has their own thing they're worrying about.
And I don't know.
It just feels like a lot of it's like people getting up on a soapbox.
Right.
Like, dude, my Instagram stories be changing votes or I'm changing lives here.
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Hey, I sneak I sneak.
I sneak a little my own opinion on occasion, but I'm not going to tell anyone else what
to do.
You got you got your own.
You got your own choices.
Well, no, I only tell people what to do because it's a it's an ego complex thing.
Me.
I think I'm better.
I mean, you're following me.
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You see how many people I'm following.
Nail.
I'm pretty sure you're following like 400, 500 because I'm a leader.
You know, there's somebody out there that actually thinks like that.
Oh, 100 percent.
I think there's a lot of them.
100 people.
I think thousands.
I think unironically, like somebody like a Logan Paul or a Jake Paul might like had to
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have moved at least a vote.
And I like I want to meet the people who are swayed by those of people's opinions.
Right.
It's like the people who are like the undecided voter.
They're like hmm.
And I feel I feel like this was the most like I don't think there was such thing as an undivided
voter.
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But like there's so many people there's like they just showed on like whatever network.
I don't watch TV so I can tell you.
But they're just like, could they both do it?
It's like what?
You know, you know what should happen?
Everyone should run for president in the in the second in line gets VP.
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That's how it should work.
You know, that's my take.
We're taking that take to the bank.
It should be Donald Trump's president and then VP Kamala Harris.
And they got it.
They got to make that work.
Dude make it a game show.
Or not against it like a reality show like one of those shows where they have to live
in like the same room or something.
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They just passionately hate each other.
They get the they get they're getting to the executive orders and they're like who's signing
what?
But like they also have those cutaways in the middle of it too.
It's like Donald trying to sign executive orders.
I took all his pens.
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Just just Donald Trump just absolutely roast and Kamala about something.
They're just they're just I don't have a good I don't have a good Trump impression.
This would be a great opportunity for a good good Trump impression.
I ain't got one.
No I don't either.
Unfortunately.
Damn damn I'd love to be an impressionist though.
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I'd love to get good at impressions.
I think if I ever just could like disappear for six months and do something I want to
get really good at like a few impressions big impressions like actions and impressions.
I think I said this before.
Have you?
I don't think you have said this.
You want to get good at impressions out of all the things in the world that you could
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do with a few months you go for impressions.
I mean I'm pretty much great at everything else so it's pretty it's really the only the
one and only thing that makes me not fully perfect.
Yeah the impressions.
It would be a cool I think it would be a good skill to have to be able to do a good impression.
I feel like it could always it's a good icebreaker because you because an impressionist they're
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never you know they're never killing it.
They never kill in the crowd.
They're never making everyone laugh but you use that as a little icebreaker.
It leads into better jokes.
Yeah I nothing nothing breaks the ice like immediately right when you freshly meet somebody
hit him with a political impression.
Oh yeah.
They love it.
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Right when you meet somebody you pretend to you pretend to be gay.
This is a throwback to a prior episode.
Was that podcast two?
Was that episode two?
Three?
It was one it was two or three.
There was a guy who said there was a guy who said that he did a great job picking up ladies
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with his gay impression and that's how he would introduce himself to women at the bar.
I wild I one day I hope to hear some sort of follow up from that guy.
Yeah I met my wife.
We should have him on the podcast.
I don't know who he is.
I'm going to go find it.
I'm going to go find his Reddit right now and we're getting him on the next episode
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of the podcast.
We'll track him down.
Now Noah I'm not sure if you can see on the calendar audio listeners.
I'm pointing at the calendar that's behind me.
It's also always been behind me.
I realize some of you probably don't know that my whole set is in office.
I realize that bit's probably lost on some people.
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It is.
You can check it out on the YouTube.
See that date back there?
I know it's a little bit blurry.
Do you know what that is?
Valentine's Day.
Oh any big plans.
I don't get some gifts get some gifts for the Mrs.
So or me if you do you actually want my plants or are you rolling this into a bit.
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I don't do bits.
OK my plans.
We we rented a cabin.
Oh that's it.
We're just doing a cabin.
Not with you.
Sorry Jamie.
Oh no I knew that.
No no it's it's I feel like we're not we're not going crazy and we said no gifts you know
getting married isn't that the greatest gift of all.
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It's the most expensive gift of all and that's what I'm saving money for getting married.
So there's no the cabin was already stretching the budget and this podcast isn't paying me.
Jamie's been Jamie has me over here cracking jokes and he he beats me up between podcasts
and it just I never make money.
So love marriage the greatest gift of them all brought to you by my future in laws bank
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account partially partially not all though it's it's it's an expense.
It's you know weddings are expensive.
So it's tough.
Where's that.
Where's that.
Is that cabin like local do you or you stay in the conjuring house.
Not sure if people know this.
Noah and I fairly local relatively local to the conjuring house.
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Do you think you're like conjuring house three houses down.
If you look at the conjuring house go three houses to the west.
You're at Jamie's house actually.
Yeah I actually I don't know exactly where it is.
I just know that it's in Rhode Island and it's in the woods.
That's why I'm really not too concerned.
I know there's a lot of ways around it.
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Probably not me.
I think I'm it doesn't matter if I say I could say anywhere.
I think it's West Greenwich but I'm not positive.
Could be wrong somewhere over there.
But yeah the conjuring house is over here.
Have you gone to it.
Actually one of my fiance's friends spent a night there.
I have not.
I know that it's a big rental thing.
It was not in value.
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That's that's the trouble they got.
They got in trouble.
You're not allowed to rent it anymore.
And then somebody changed it into.
I'm going to give you the whole lowdown right now.
It was a rent.
It was a rental.
And then somebody changed the zoning to make it a business.
And now the next person trying to buy it is pissed that it's a business and they want
to turn it back into their like onto like a residential and they can't because the town
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won't approve it.
There's your there's your local politics.
There's our local politics for you guys.
This is the number one podcast for conjuring house local political news.
Would you stay there.
Are you are you are you are you not a supernatural guy or not a fan played fast phobia for a
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little bit.
That's all that I wanted.
Good.
It was fun.
Had a good time.
No thank you.
Not anymore.
Do you believe in ghosts.
I have I wish I was never asked this question because I feel like I want to say no.
And now the ghosts are going to fucking terrorize me because I called them on their stuff.
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So that sucks.
So thanks a lot for asking me that.
Can I give you my opinion.
Can I give you my opinion on the conjuring house.
Dude if you've ripped out that conjuring house kitchen through in a nice marble slab pulled
those floors up put a new new hardwoods new mahogany put a nice bright white coat of paint
on that house.
Dude it's not haunted anymore.
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Nobody would know the difference.
They purposely keep it old to scare people.
No I don't believe in ghosts.
No I don't believe the conjuring house is like something scary.
I just feel like they're leaving it really old and creepy and decrepit.
Throw in a new kitchen throw in some nice cabinets from Ikea throw in a marble slab
put in some new hardwoods and those bad boys.
That thing's just a normal house and then block the basement door.
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Nobody needs to be down there.
Nobody needs to be in a basement especially a wet one like that.
Nobody needs to be in the basement.
There's no reason.
That house was in like David Dobrik's like big like comeback whatever vlog.
Where he was popping off the top.
He popped off the top in the conjuring house.
Oh yeah.
Oh he didn't pop off the top.
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He does look very strange with his new found body.
Probably brought to you by trend or something.
Probably.
I don't want to make that accusation.
I don't sign that accusation.
I don't sign off on that.
I don't it's not a formal accusation.
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He's also rich so I mean it's like it's trend or a personal everything which yeah fair enough.
But he was in the conjuring house.
I didn't know that.
Yeah no it was just I saw a clip he was in the conjuring house and I was like oh that
was kind of neat.
Little roadie.
Little roadie in the big news because you know everyone watching was watching just to
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get a glimpse of this state that we originate from.
Oh yeah.
That's why they were watching David Dobrik.
They're like isn't this the state that the professional interns are from?
I think that.
Hold on.
That house from that movie it's actually based in where the professional interns are from
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so that's pretty cool.
Isn't this state in the professional interns universe?
So you're telling me David Dobrik is in the professional interns universe?
David Dobrik is canon?
Dude that's insane.
I had to backtrack to figure out how we got here but Valentine's Day gifts.
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What are you doing?
Yeah.
I'm actually okay this is probably a little bit controversial.
So just no gift.
No gift.
Hear me out.
I don't believe in gifts because my family never gave me any gifts when I was growing
up.
You don't believe in gifts?
What are they like the freaking tooth fairy?
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You don't believe in gifts?
What are we doing here?
Birthdays they didn't give me any gifts.
My grandparents would give me a gift for like Christmas but they.
You're uninvited to the wedding.
You're not going to bring a gift?
They live far away.
Well like that's different.
I do wedding gifts.
No no no.
You just said it wasn't different.
You're out of the wedding party.
I said it is different.
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But yeah no my parents didn't give me birthday gifts.
They didn't give me Christmas gifts and I like when I was little like I would get really
sad around like Christmas time.
I remember like one time I heard other kids like talking about what they got for Christmas
and like I started getting like all teary-eyed and stuff but like now.
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You don't get Christmas gifts?
No.
So like now I realize they kind of gave me the greatest gift of all and that's just a
strong work ethic.
Like I now I have to get it on my own.
Yeah yeah so if you remember a few episodes ago.
They gave you the gift of grind.
That's what they gave you.
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The gift of grind.
They said my 10 year old wants a computer.
Go take the trash out 52 times.
Yeah why don't you go get a job.
Did you have an allowance or anything like that?
So I need to I need to walk this back.
A few episodes ago I said I wanted to start planting bait clips.
And so I did get Christmas gifts my entire life.
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I did get birthday gifts and I have always and I am giving my girlfriend a Valentine's
Day gift.
Okay.
Doesn't sound like it.
He's not getting his girlfriend anything.
The clip won't include that and look that's just a little gift right there.
That's a gift for podcast listeners right.
I'm trying to piss people off in TikTok so we get a little more clout.
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But we all know we're all in on the joke.
We all know I'm just goofing a little bit.
So what are you getting the so what are you actually getting the girlfriend?
You could you can you can you sneak that in here.
This isn't coming out till after the old Thanksgiving after the old love day.
That's not that is the day that we all Thanksgiving.
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It's also not true at all.
This comes out on the 10th about four days before recording late.
I forgot because somebody canceled our recording.
My bad.
That's my bad.
I had to put out a video.
I I'll still say it because she kind of knows what it is like.
I do the usual the the the flowers the chocolates of course you know just a little the little
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stuff like that.
Yeah.
I mean in the past I've done a lot of like I've printed out like some photos of us or
like just little stuff like that little keepsakes.
I got her.
She's a huge fan of Sabrina Carpenter.
A huge fan of Sabrina Carpenter.
I had bought her a little Sabrina Carpenter vinyl and completely forgot about it because
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it was like a preorder thing and I got it for Christmas.
Forgot I bought it for her.
Came in like after Christmas.
I was like what is this and then I backtracked and realized like I bought it in like October
for her.
Had completely forgot about it but it kind of works.
It's like some like I think it's a heart maybe a heart shape or it's kind of love themed.
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So it works real well for Valentine's Day.
So I'm giving her giving her that.
She likes Sabrina Carpenter.
She likes Taylor Swift.
She must her.
She must go wild in a Coles.
That playlist is right up her alley.
In what?
In a Coles.
Oh in a Coles.
She must go insane in a Coles.
They got Sabrina Carpenter.
They got some T. Swift.
Did she?
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Who else?
Give me some more.
Who else is on a Spotify wrapped?
Noah Khan for sure but that's because of me.
I'm a huge Noah Khan guy.
I love Noah Khan.
I like Noah Khan.
Just to be clear I'm not dissing any of these artists.
I just I just feel like they're you know they're ripe for a Coles playlist.
You need to dress up like Noah Khan for Halloween one year because you're too close to the look.
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I've been I went to a so I went to was it a I went to a party.
I don't remember what I was for but somebody said I was like who's the Noah Khan looking
guy and then my friend comes over to me and goes that girl just said you look like Noah
Khan.
I was like that is a compliment and then Emily's like no he doesn't.
I was like okay don't take this away from me.
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Don't take this away from me.
Yeah yeah yeah.
I saw I saw him when I was in Paris.
I was really bummed so when I moved to Paris.
He came to the Xfinity Center.
The one that's in like Massachusetts.
He came there and I had tickets to see him and I bought tickets for me and my girlfriend.
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We were like so hyped.
We were so hyped we're gonna see him.
And then like this stuff with her like when she had to be there for like her school and
like that changed and she had to go basically a week earlier than we expected and that was
before the concert.
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So I didn't have to get there at that time but she did.
And so I was like I knew she had become a huge fan of him and I wanted to see him as
well.
So I was like this really hurts but I sold the tickets.
Did you make money on the tickets?
I sold them for like what the like average around it was.
I think I might have made like 50 bucks but it wasn't like.
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Scalper.
No it wasn't like scalper.
Honestly that might be the most cancelable thing you've done yet.
It is probably pretty cancelable.
But look it wasn't I didn't sell it for like a $500 profit.
I think I made 50 bucks on it.
Which honestly was probably zero after the fees now that I think about it.
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But yeah but so I decided to sell those tickets and we had almost like I sold those tickets
and before she actually went we were in Vermont like in Burlington the days he was doing a
show and I was like I got to see if I can get a last minute ticket.
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I was there like Saturday had to leave Sunday.
Burlington, Vermont?
Yeah.
That's his hometown.
Yeah.
So I was like but like there's all the scalpers and like I was like look night of like hour
before a show goes live they're just trying to offload those tickets so they got to be
dumping it.
Dude they all went down with the ship.
It was raining.
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It was raining.
None of them sold the ticket.
Next day as I'm going home it was like his last show in Burlington they all dumped their
tickets it was $10 four hours before.
Let's go.
Why couldn't go to it though because I had to leave.
It's like you scum bags you guys suck.
But eventually I did get to see him when I went to Paris and it was very weird because
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it brought out a lot of very strange like Americans that were living in Paris and I
realized like the type of person who moves abroad to Paris as an American is not like
me.
There was probably one of one that was there purely because my girlfriend was there and
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I was like sure it seems cool.
Everyone else has this like weird affinity.
They're like and they're all like them to them being Americans like quirky.
It's like there was a girl who was in line in front of me and the whole time she was
like talking like she was straight out of Vermont like the number.
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This is my boy.
This is Noah Khan.
She grew up with them my motherland.
I was like what is this girl saying and like she had like dragged it would seem like some
French people with her and they're like oh that is cool.
Like what are we doing?
I don't think Noah Khan's like a big international.
It's not like a T. Swift touring.
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It's Noah Khan feels a little more US.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I always think it's what was the what media like what were people consuming there.
Is it just like I'm trying to think of like oh who was the monkey the monkey movie the
movie with the monkey artist.
Oh I don't know the English that's UK.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Like that's like so like niche to their country.
Nobody else knew who the heck the biopic was even on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do they have like these weird niche artists in Paris that aren't US or they mostly listen
to like the same stuff.
They know that they're they definitely have like regionalized culture like stuff like
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Netflix and like Breaking Bad like that breaks through.
But like yeah like you can see this even in your own YouTube analytics like France is
just not up there because they just consume French based stuff.
And there's like French isn't a massive language but it's big enough that it's fine.
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Like they get by.
Yeah I imagine they also French France also has like their own like Hollywood type industry
that probably makes that I know makes a lot of content.
So I imagine that that probably is assumed a lot there.
There's a lot of you know Paris indie films and stuff like that that find good success.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
I went and saw a concert that was just like a rapper guy and I could not understand any
other words but it was like a good beat so I was having a good time.
But I was like I was sick with the flu.
I was so sick but I'm like I'm going to go because my girlfriend is like really patient
zero is a big thing.
You're consistently getting canceled this vodka.
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I was bird flu zero baby.
And I was just toughing through it.
And like the only thing I could really make out was when he would go like oh Paris like
I love you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And he did that probably about an hour and a half into the show.
And I'm like boom this is it.
We're going to go get food and go home.
Did another hour and a half after that and every 10 minutes would go Paris I love you.
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I love you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for coming.
And I'd be like oh this and I'm just like melting bro literally dying.
It was rough.
It was really rough.
This is just therapy for me.
Was this a was this a situation where you swept through the sickness you came out the
other end and you're like you know I feel better the next day or did it just get worse.
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No I just felt like it didn't get worse.
I just I felt bad.
Felt real bad.
I shouldn't have had I shouldn't have gone for the beer either.
I thought the beer might help.
Oh that's wishful thinking.
That's a mistake.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In hindsight skip the Heineken.
That Heineken is also a mistake.
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So it's like a double mistake.
They're big on the Heineken out there.
I don't know why.
I don't know.
I think it's because isn't isn't Heineken like Dutch.
I mean right.
I think I know.
It's one of them.
I don't know about Heineken specifically.
And Heiser-Busch is the only one I really know.
You're just a you were a big Bud Light guy.
Now you're a Coors guy.
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Oh what are we doing?
What are we doing?
Coors only.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Look it's a beer.
That's not.
I had filmed something like when that whole Bud Light thing happened.
I made like a skit and then it was like it was supposed to be all about like how like
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Bud Light doesn't taste the same anymore.
I don't really know.
It's kind of funny.
I didn't think it out.
I didn't think it out very much.
But I just remember filming it.
I just went out in my yard with a six pack of Bud Light and drank all six which was just
me taking a sip.
And it was really hard to take that sip and then spitting it out.
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I did that for six cans.
My neighbors had to have been like it was like nude too.
They're like what is this dude doing?
And you never even released the clip because I've never seen it.
No I think I still have the footage.
Never put it out.
Never turned anything.
Put it put it right here.
I'm not going to do that.
Don't feel like doing that.
So that's for the that's for the audio listeners.
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I got you guys.
I think it's time we jump into our in turn inbox questions.
Let's yeah let's do some of these questions.
If you want to get your question answered shoot us an email.
Please be nice at professional interns podcast at gmail dot com.
Write in say something and we'll answer.
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We'll solve all your problems.
All right.
First question.
I signed an NDA and my girlfriend is upset.
I won't tell her what it was about.
Long story short I was involved in an event with a public figure that required me to sign
an NDA.
I told my girlfriend about this and have not disclosed any tidbit of info to her.
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She feels betrayed and that if I did trust her I would indulge.
I'm just worried.
I'm just worried if God forbid something happens and we break up she'll spread this info or
it might slip out one day with her roommate.
It was also a very personal situation I witnessed and I don't want to gossip.
I feel like a bad boyfriend and maybe I don't trust her as much as I thought.
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Any advice on how to navigate this?
Noah.
Dude that is hilarious that he goes I don't think I trust her as much as I thought.
He signed this NDA and then he starts questioning his relationship.
He's like dude I don't know if I can actually tell her.
Like this NDA was the beginning of the end.
I've I've signed an NDA.
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Yeah.
Have I told the fiancee?
I have signed NDAs.
I don't think over anything important that would like actually get out.
Like I think the only NDAs I've signed are like game related.
It's like you know early access to something or like something like that and it almost
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sounds like an expiration date where it's like okay you can talk about now.
I haven't signed anything for anything like at our old job we signed things.
Yes.
Yeah I think I've signed company NDAs and usually I'll try to adhere to those.
I think I signed some of them in my work now but it's really just like don't disclose like
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trade secrets to their competitors.
Yeah I have that.
That's not fun.
That's not like I'm not gonna do that.
I never was gonna do that.
But I have signed honestly a fair amount of NDAs a weird amount for I think somebody my
age that are not related to any job.
I've told everybody immediately.
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So quick.
Oh are you gonna tell the is this your old job story?
I might we might have to bleep this part because I don't know what it is.
I'm not gonna say too much because I also want people to trust me in the future.
Like I know about your NDAs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look I look I've never gone on a podcast and talked about them.
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But like I'll say like there was a company that I was beta testing a project for.
I think I can disclose it was I think maybe I'll cut that maybe I'll cut that.
But I was beta testing something for them and I was like this is so cool.
And I like I wasn't making like posts or anything about it.
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But like my friends I told about it and I still tell them about it.
I don't tell people really what it was about and it's not been like five years or something
since I signed that NDA.
Well the NDA have a time limit.
I know some NDAs it's you know most the ones I've signed are for you know video games and
it's like on release like you're good.
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Buddy I didn't read it.
Weren't you young?
Weren't you like 16 or something?
No I was in I was in college.
It was my senior year of college so maybe it was even five years ago.
All I know.
But you signed an NDA.
I signed a few at least for that one.
Nothing came of it.
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Look like I obviously I didn't talk about it too much because it was like a product
they had in development.
So I was like all right like I can joke around to like my friends about what I'm doing.
But like I wasn't letting the cat out of the bag really.
And then now it's like very evident like that thing got cut.
It's dead.
It's not happening.
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And I to respectfully if you're watching this I might have to also bleep that now that I
realized the project wasn't going anywhere.
You and I both knew it but they gave me a few hundred dollars and put me in a commercial
they made for the product.
Like it was a commercial to raise funds for investing and I was in it.
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That's pretty cool.
I had a note.
I had a friend not exactly an NDA but I had a I had a friend back in college that worked
for the government with like really high clearance.
And I don't know.
I still couldn't tell you what his job title is.
He's no longer in the position you look at his LinkedIn.
It just says he worked for like certain government agency but doesn't say like job title what
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he did or anything because he like had like all these rules around him.
And I was on campus and he used me as a reference for for the job.
And I got a call and it's like you know some random call and I'm like hey what's up.
They're like hey do you know John.
And I was like yeah yeah I know John.
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And they're like he wrote you down as a reference.
Can we talk with you.
And I was like can you talk with me.
I was like sure.
School library.
I was like OK.
Hang up.
I like OK I guess I have to go to the school library.
Walk over to the school library to do sit in there in suits to sit in there in suits
full suits.
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I'm like we're at we're at my you know my commuter school campus like this is not like
a suits campus.
We're not freaking brown Harvard.
And I walk over and I go for the handshake.
I hit him with nothing.
He looks at me looks at the seat as like all right all right.
Pull that bad boy out.
Take the seat.
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No handshakes actually insane of them.
What do they do.
No handshakes.
It's not that serious.
I.
Maybe it was.
I don't know.
And then they go they go.
Does John drink.
And I was like do I lie.
Like I was like a little like does John do drugs.
I was like not that I'm aware of.
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And then they're like does John believe in any conspiracy theories.
Does he ever talk about conspiracy theories.
No no John does talk about conspiracy theories.
Not conspiracies buddy.
We didn't make it to the moon.
The moon's cheese.
We all know it's cheese.
They look at me.
They asked me like a couple more questions.
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They asked me like his family and like a couple things about them and they're like have a
nice day.
And then since then he ended up getting the job.
Maybe I said something right.
I said he was like I think he was like 20 and I said he drank and they were like OK
that checks out for our checks out for our government agency.
Sounds great.
What is he doing.
Oh no.
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But like.
But like they're like ah ah.
Not under.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
But he ended up with like some really high clearance and I don't know if it was an NDA
or if it was just like some other rule but like he would receive packages in the mail
that he wasn't allowed to open around people.
His I don't think his now wife even knew what he knew what he did for the for this like
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branch of government.
Just like really weird stuff.
And then you start hearing these things like this can't be real.
I don't I don't know.
I don't know.
But what's our advice here.
I think we got to do the real advice up top.
Of course real advice.
It kind of depends what the situation is.
Yeah.
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If you're being stupid if you're in a stupid commercial like I was you can just just tell
her it's not that big of a deal.
You're probably not worth the fight.
Yeah.
You're kind of making it like you're making it like oh I my son NDA.
It's not that important.
I send an NDA for YouTube.
You to you to reach out to me about licensing one of my shorts and they they're like oh
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I don't know if I paid for that.
They never even bought it.
They they got my hopes up.
They said they're going to give me three thousand dollars for a short.
I was like oh yes please.
And then ghosted me.
I emailed them a month later.
I'm like my money.
And they're like oh yeah we're not using it.
I was like shit.
But to this guy just tell your girlfriend unless it was like I don't know.
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It says it was a very personal situation that he witnessed and he doesn't want to gossip.
I'm nervous it's like somebody's like you know maybe OD or like was like drinking or
something smoking.
It says with a public figure.
It sounds like a celebrity.
I feel like I wouldn't disclose this.
I think a celebrity just cheated on his wife or girlfriend.
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But then what what if his job's involved.
No I don't.
I think if it's low hanging fruit like working for a silly toy company you could say it but
I feel like you don't want.
She's going to go straight to straight to the tabloids with this one and make a good
pretty penny.
I feel like you don't want to do it.
Just just.
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I get.
Yeah.
It would also help to know how long you've dated your girlfriend for.
I think even like if you've dated for like eight or ten years like if you're really up
there like you are really in this morning if you're married can't you aren't you legally
allowed to tell.
Is it I maybe I'm wrong.
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I told you I didn't even read the NDA I signed.
You're asking me that the loopholes of it.
I don't know.
I think it's NDA in general.
Maybe I'm wrong.
You look this up.
Well I give the sage advice of who used to unless you're unless you really think y'all
are on the rocks or that's a very realistic possibility just tell her.
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Unless this is like trade level secret like the Coca-Cola recipe then maybe don't tell
her but like I don't know seeing Leonardo DiCaprio cheating on his 25 year old girlfriend.
Yeah.
I just say it could be a funny little funny one of those little like two truths and a
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lie.
You tell her it.
So here's our here here.
I know it is our here is our intern advice.
You sneak it into two truths and a lie and never let her know she could think about that
for the rest of her life.
I'll tell you she's going to dump you in a week.
She's going to be pissed and then she's never going to have the answer to truths and a lie.
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One of the truths are the NDA to two truths and two truths and a lie.
One I make a podcast with my friend to I just uploaded a YouTube video that you should go
watch three George Clooney killed a man in Times Square.
Never going to know which ones.
Oh wait I think I damn I told that was three truths.
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Yeah.
You know I'm really good at games like this.
I yeah but I think we solve that guy's problem.
Another I think so another person saved Noah why don't we jump into the next one.
So for the next question we got new coworker leaves early and spends most of the day working
on his personal business.
I don't want to be the office rat.
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So like the title says new guy that gets hired within a month he's leaving early or long
lunches like two to four hours.
He spends most of the time on his phone speaking Spanish so others in the office can't understand
him but he has a personal company and from the bits of conversation that's been heard
it's clear it's his own company he's talking about.
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How would I bring this up or do I bring this up or would I be the office rat.
What should I do.
Jamie what would you do.
We might be the worst people to ask because I think this might be our old coworker and
I at least it was right around when you left our previous worst.
You said worst people that's with the best people that know where the worst people last
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because we said nothing.
We didn't we are our old coworker who obviously shall remain nameless.
He like showed up his like resume was I don't know how this guy got a job.
He showed up his resume all his experience was a drop shipping company that he was running
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that wasn't even successful and somehow that got him that landed him a job.
No degree just that experience landed him a job at this marketing agency we were working
at and this dude shows up.
It was clear he wasn't that interested in like learning or anything like that and this
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is like right when Andrew Tate was real big and it was his prime.
It was like yes real prime and like I think right when he got arrested and like the dude
dropped some little nugget to me about him and I like didn't want to obviously I don't
want to have that conversation so I go oh yeah and you take didn't he just get arrested
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for like trafficking human trafficking charges.
This dude casually leans back goes you really believe that it's like yeah I actually I do
believe that multiple governments want one man.
I think he probably did something just me can I be honest that coworker kind of sucked.
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He was not good.
No we didn't you know we didn't say anything but he did end up getting fired but did but
not by us though we had nothing to do with it but he just never worked like I feel like
you I'm going to one I personally how close are you with your bosses that matters.
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I feel like you could be an office rat if his work's not getting done putting more work
on other people like I think that's the exception if he has his own portfolio of work that doesn't
interfere with everyone else's work.
Who cares if he buries and F's up his own job it also depends how big the company is.
That's what I was about to say like where you working if you're at you know Joe's little
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local mom and pop shop okay like if it if if he's really making it harder for everyone
else yeah you say something because you kind of got it if you're at meta if you're at Google
sit down and shut up all right let a guy get his bag a check let collect your paycheck
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don't question it you're working for a big corporation actually most of the people there
probably working two jobs anyway so you could probably learn something from this guy but
if he's like our co-worker where he fell asleep on the job multiple times you know and in
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that retrospect we should have said something well the work started falling on us so it
we were I felt like we were pretty swamp you I you and I did a lot of the heavy lifting
in that company it wasn't a big company I don't I I don't want to give myself that much
credit because I'm I'm a thorough out at five guy like yeah like there's certain moments
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where I'll where I'll buy in and I'll pitch in for the team but like my loyalty is between
nine a.m. and five p.m. I regret I I regret being so stressed about that job if I'm being
honest I just it was I feel like I probably should have seen like it was just a job I
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don't know I feel like you know I'm gonna say maybe I'm gonna feel this way later in
the future right now I feel completely different about like my current job like I feel like
I'm actually doing something I enjoy and I'm not like stressed dude tiny marketing agencies
they must burn out so many people yeah I mean you get you get experience fast so that's
nice I said this is the only job advice you're gonna get on the professional interns podcast
(56:10):
so listen up I was talking to my the old co-workers at that job and they asked my opinion I was
like dude it for what it's worth it wasn't a bad job like you got all the experience
you wanted where you compensated well of course not did you work probably longer than you
should of course but dude it was you get the experience and I think anyone jumping into
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like marketing or any business honestly find a little company and just get your hands a
little dirty and you're gonna learn so much more at that than getting shoehorned into
some massive company where you're just a cog in a machine but don't stay there too long
get out there in two years yeah three years that's that's your cat that is your cat yeah
well no I think we yeah for this guy oh oh right we should give it I think we can give
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him good advice if it's if it's small company and it's hurting you snitch if it's meta
Google any big company if this if you there's like over there's over a hundred employees
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that's safe shut up those good advice I think I think we even I think we have good advice
here all right no I think that's enough saving the world for this episode you got anything
you want to plug uh recently on my youtube channel big blue bug gaming I got a webcam
I started a sim series with a webcam let's go my videos going forward other than the
series I currently have live will have a webcam in very light editing jump cuts that's what
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we're getting you know it's a step in the right direction I'm also thinking about cooking
up a video for my own personal channel but I don't want to sell that before the you know
before the before it's done it might never happen so but gaming channel has a webcam
go check it out new sim series Jamie I just dropped a video where I bought a bunch of
(58:05):
things off tik tok shop and it was a gigantic waste of money so please go watch it so I
didn't waste that money for no reason I am begging you yeah I think that's also just
a reminder send us questions at professional interns podcast at gmail.com and also leave
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