Prosecco Theory
Two single moms in their early 40s, diving into the world's infinite gray areas and sorting through baggage in pursuit of personal growth and entertainment. (Music by Bryan M. Steele)
Episodes
Megan and Michelle consider relationship embarrassment, spinsters, the values gap, man-keeping, playground games, heterofatalism, seeking community, lots of cats, and pitching your friends.
Sources:
- Is Having A Boyfriend Embarrassing Now?
- 3 Hetero Dating Trends I've Observed in 2025 (TherapyJeff)
- There's So Much Opportunity For Men In the Dating World (TherapyJeff)
Megan and Michelle learn about mass hysteria, brain rot, moral outrage, meowing nuns, hoodlumism, dancing plagues, itchy scalps, and Gags the Clown.
Sources:
- Mass Hysteria Isn't Just a 'Panic' — What It Means and Why It Happens
- 7 of History’s Strangest Mass Hysteria Events
- What Is Mass Hysteria (Mass Psychosis)?
- Mass psychogenic illness (Wikipedia)
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Megan and Michelle are baffled by Karens, homerun balls, finger pointing, excessive demands, strands of cabbage, power imbalance, throwing Chipotle, and the Wall of Moms.
Sources:
- What exactly is a 'Karen' and where did the meme come from?
- Karen (slang) from Wikipedia
- What the explosion in viral 'Karen' videos and public meltdowns tells us about entitlement
Megan and Michelle dish about glory holes, Sunday scaries, consensual spankings, widowed penguins, 3:00am grocery shopping, Pumpkinsutra, and white people chicken.
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Megan and Michelle discuss separating the art from the artist, internal struggles, rotten teeth, demons, algorithms, clown paintings, TERFs, ballpark DJs, and dance floor erections.
Sources:
- What do we do when the art we love was created by a monster?
- Think Twice: Michael Jackson (podcast)
- @ashleytheebarroness (Instagram)
Megan and Michelle dish about the Tea app, safety tools, doxxing, green flags, ranking games, being petty, and the big mad.
Sources:
- Tea App Turns Off DMs After Exposing Messages About Abortions, Cheating
- Tea encouraged its users to spill. Then the app's data got leaked
- Hackers leak 13,000 user photos and IDs from the Tea app, designed as a women's safe space
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Megan and Michelle get curious about unclaimed mail, dopamine, baby fingers, pull tabs, genetic predisposition, spider farms, and breaking the monotony.
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Megan and Michelle share tales of The Ick, SpongeBob sheets, knee wetters, expired coupons, mildew smells, fart walks, velcro people, “nucky” celery, and shoes with toes.
Sources:
The Psychology of Why We Get ‘the Ick’
Luke Holloway (@lewky___) on Instagram
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**Trigger Warning** Megan and Michelle welcome third-time guest, Pamela, to dig into her new book, traumatic loss, vivid dreams, mommy issues, surfer hair, irrational rage, nudist retreats, watermelons, moving forward, and sifting through the rubbage.
CLICK HERE to buy Nights of Hunger: A Cocktail of Grief, Dreams, and Dating for Old-Ass Women
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Megan and Michelle welcome guest Mary Fusillo, of The Eggsplanation podcast, to discuss bioethics, embryo matchmaking, posthumous reproduction, D1 athletes, ovarian rejuvenation, social surrogacy, Hermes bags, and taking control of your fertility.
Learn more about Mary's important work!
Megan and Michelle examine FinDom, rinsing, Splenda Daddies, paypigs, symbols of devotion, DPs, princess registries, and draining a whale.
Sources:
- What is Findom - KinK Academy
- Findom (Wikipedia)
- What Is Findom? Exploring Power Dynamics in Love
- Findommes, Cybermediated Sex Work, and Rinsing
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Megan and Michelle discuss feeling misunderstood, overexplaining, unhinged profiles, emotional opinions, aggressive speed bumps, reciprocating accommodations, punching up, and So Many Doors.
Sources:
- Feeling Misunderstood: Psychological Insights and Coping Strategies
- Personality Types and the Emotional Toll of Feeling Misunderstood
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Megan and Michelle share stories of unsettling experiences, 911 calls, Ring cam videos, secret service audits, neighborhood creepers, mouth typos, and making a scene.
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Megan and Michelle learn about the Pygmalion Effect, nerd persons, squeaky wheels, living statues, elevated expectations, accidental fans, and finding the right path.
Sources:
Why do we perform better when someone has high expectations of us?
Study Furthers Understanding of Disparities in School Discipline
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Megan and Michelle are fascinated by sperm racing, Malort, fish trafficking, vibrator patterns, fluffers, dangling balls, chicken shit bingo, and big cum buckets.
Sources:
- Sperm Racing in Los Angeles: Inside the first-of-its-kind race that's taking the internet by storm
- Healthy Sperm: Improving your fertility
- A woman’s eggs choose lucky sperm during last moments of conception, study finds
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Megan and Michelle dish about wine tasting, Reddit confessions, custom homes, space penises, free beds, uber subsidies, and taking a break.
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Megan and Michelle welcome Alisha back for updates on dating patterns, toxic hamster wheels, feminine energy, eating your words, going out tops, hypocrisy, and puddles of pee.
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**Trigger warning**
Megan and Michelle examine generational trauma, willful ignorance, old poverty, dirty laundry, walking on eggshells, survivor’s guilt, and 17 potato peelers.
Sources:
- Intergenerational Trauma (American Psychological Association)
- Understanding Intergenerational Trauma and Its Effects
- 17 Signs of Generational Trauma, According to Therapists
- Breaking the Chains of Generational Trauma
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Megan and Michelle dive into aphantasia, mental imagery, afghan hounds, tasting shapes, hearing colors, superior rods, athletic performance, and Lassie.
Sources:
Aphantasia (Wikipedia entry)
I can’t picture things in my mind. I didn’t realize that was unusual
Megan and Michelle are perplexed by the Mandela effect, magic mirrors, parallel dimensions, peanut butter, monocles, big checks, and Pikachu’s tail.
- The Mandela Effect: How Masses of People Can Have the Same False Memory
- The Mandela Effect: How False Memories Trick Your Brain Into Believing
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