Prosecco Theory
Two single moms in their early 40s, diving into the world's infinite gray areas and sorting through baggage in pursuit of personal growth and entertainment. (Music by Bryan M. Steele)
Episodes
Megan and Michelle wrap it all up by reliving some of the most ridiculous moments in Prosecco Theory history. Laugh with us about foot money, Montgomery glands, gimps, f*cking wind, spoon drawers, tickle cells, faux firefighters, whale subs, and sperm races.
We are grateful for EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! It's been an amazing six years. Thank you for coming along for the ride!
Cheers!
Megan and Michelle revisit lessons about conditioning, enthusiastic consent, trauma, chosen families, defluffing, sensitive rubble, entitlement, monsters of art, intuition, and broken baby birds.
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Megan and Michelle take a trip down memory lane to relive datings moments, Venmo dollars, party planners, faux speed daters, homegirls, cougar cards, Bigfeet people, and begging for handjobs.
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Megan and Michelle dive into pop psychology, trauma bonds, “adult” ADHD, masking, fragile egos, the Manosphere, grifters, and WebMD diagnoses.
Sources:
Commonly Misused Psychological Terms
The Problem With Pop Psychology
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of Pop Psychology
Pop psychology: Eight myths that are probably wrong, or at least wildly overly simplistic
Megan and Michelle discuss witches, bad PR, feminine rage, the Book of Shadows, heresy, false accusations, and the black cat's pajamas.
Sources:
They Weren't Witches, They Were Women: The Witch Hunts and Their Repercussions
Once Again, the History of Witch Trials Has Inspired the World’s Most Annoying Merch
Megan and Michelle are shocked by My Strange Addiction, intoxicating fumes, bites of butter, perineum sunning, aggressive joy, toenail garnishes, and plated sponge meals.
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Megan and Michelle dive into the strange world of AI partners, balanced breakfasts, the uncanny valley effect, guardrails, apocaloptimists, sticky porn, and loss of human connection.
Sources:
- Romantic AI use is surprisingly common and linked to poorer mental health, study finds
- Romance Without Risk: The Allure of AI Relationships
- AI chatbots and digital companions are reshaping emotional connection
Megan and Michelle learn about noetisexuality, umbrella terms, feeling puzzled, elitism, IRL flirts, the Potato Palace, and being tragically straight.
Sources:
- Glossary of Terms (Human Rights Campaign)
- Differences between pansexuality and bisexuality
- Sapiosexuality Is Offensive, Which Is Why I Identify As Noetisexual
- Bisexual and Pansexual and Polysexual, Oh My!
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Megan and Michelle unpack the dichotomy of survival, pattern recognition, the stress cycle, taking a break, safe spaces, community, the humanity we are fighting for.
Your Body Wasn't Built For This (Therapy Jeff)
Why Political Instability Feels Different For Many Neurodivergent People (Childhood Elevated)
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Megan and Michelle ponder Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria, severed brake lines, fawning, FOMO, yellow Binaca, horrible bitches, Tuesday trivia, gaslighting yourself, and death by a thousand cuts.
Sources:
Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (Cleveland Clinic)
The Unbearable Heartache of Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria
So what’s the deal with rejection sensitive dysphoria?
Understanding ADHD and Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (thev...
Megan and Michelle welcome guest David Katzner, who shares stories of personal magnetism, chasing your dreams, ballpark hotdogs, smart writing, swabbing chicken butts, saying yes, and choosing Miss Colombia.
The Secret to Telling Stories People Actually Want to Hear
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Megan and Michelle reflect on fake shrimp, shopping prisons, pathetic P Diddy, special punch, T-Rex Santa, the Reiner Murders, popping balloons, and a Martini family.
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Megan and Michelle debate about AI generated music, stealing art, artificial streaming, the cigarette man, machine learning, artist provocation, seeing nuance, and consolidating power.
Sources:
- A mysterious stranger rode into town and topped a country music chart. He might not be real.
- AI-generated music is going viral. Should the music industry be worried?
- Spotify has an AI music problem - but bots love it
- The t...
Megan and Michelle consider relationship embarrassment, spinsters, the values gap, man-keeping, playground games, heterofatalism, seeking community, lots of cats, and pitching your friends.
Sources:
- Is Having A Boyfriend Embarrassing Now?
- 3 Hetero Dating Trends I've Observed in 2025 (TherapyJeff)
- There's So Much Opportunity For Men In the Dating World (Th...
Megan and Michelle learn about mass hysteria, brain rot, moral outrage, meowing nuns, hoodlumism, dancing plagues, itchy scalps, and Gags the Clown.
Sources:
- Mass Hysteria Isn't Just a 'Panic' — What It Means and Why It Happens
- 7 of History’s Strangest Mass Hysteria Events
- What Is Mass Hysteria (Mass Psychosis)?
- Mass psychogenic illness (Wikipedia)
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Megan and Michelle are baffled by Karens, homerun balls, finger pointing, excessive demands, strands of cabbage, power imbalance, throwing Chipotle, and the Wall of Moms.
Sources:
- What exactly is a 'Karen' and where did the meme come from?
- Karen (slang) from Wikipedia
- What the explosion in viral 'Karen' videos and public meltdowns tells us about entitlement
Megan and Michelle dish about glory holes, Sunday scaries, consensual spankings, widowed penguins, 3:00am grocery shopping, Pumpkinsutra, and white people chicken.
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Megan and Michelle discuss separating the art from the artist, internal struggles, rotten teeth, demons, algorithms, clown paintings, TERFs, ballpark DJs, and dance floor erections.
Sources:
- What do we do when the art we love was created by a monster?
- Think Twice: Michael Jackson (podcast)
- @ashleytheebarroness (Instagram)
Megan and Michelle dish about the Tea app, safety tools, doxxing, green flags, ranking games, being petty, and the big mad.
Sources:
- Tea App Turns Off DMs After Exposing Messages About Abortions, Cheating
- Tea encouraged its users to spill. Then the app's data got leaked
- Hackers leak 13,000 user photos and IDs from the Tea app, designed as a women's safe space
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Megan and Michelle get curious about unclaimed mail, dopamine, baby fingers, pull tabs, genetic predisposition, spider farms, and breaking the monotony.
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