Prosecco Theory

Prosecco Theory

Two single moms in their early 40s, diving into the world's infinite gray areas and sorting through baggage in pursuit of personal growth and entertainment. (Music by Bryan M. Steele)

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October 6, 2025 46 mins

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Megan and Michelle discuss separating the art from the artist, internal struggles, rotten teeth, demons, algorithms, clown paintings, TERFs, ballpark DJs, and dance floor erections.

Sources:

- What do we do when the art we love was created by a monster?

- Think Twice: Michael Jackson (podcast)

- @ashleytheebarroness (Instagram)

- Separating art from the artist is impossible

- The False Comfort Of Separating The Art From The...

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September 1, 2025 28 mins

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Megan and Michelle get curious about unclaimed mail, dopamine, baby fingers, pull tabs, genetic predisposition, spider farms, and breaking the monotony.

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August 25, 2025 47 mins

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Megan and Michelle share tales of The Ick, SpongeBob sheets, knee wetters, expired coupons, mildew smells, fart walks, velcro people, “nucky” celery, and shoes with toes. 

Sources:

The Psychology of Why We Get ‘the Ick’

Luke Holloway (@lewky___) on Instagram

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August 11, 2025 113 mins

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**Trigger Warning** Megan and Michelle welcome third-time guest, Pamela, to dig into her new book, traumatic loss, vivid dreams, mommy issues, surfer hair, irrational rage, nudist retreats, watermelons, moving forward, and sifting through the rubbage. 

CLICK HERE to buy Nights of Hunger: A Cocktail of Grief, Dreams, and Dating for Old-Ass Women

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July 28, 2025 65 mins

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Megan and Michelle welcome guest Mary Fusillo, of The Eggsplanation podcast, to discuss bioethics, embryo matchmaking, posthumous reproduction, D1 athletes, ovarian rejuvenation, social surrogacy, Hermes bags, and taking control of your fertility.

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July 14, 2025 32 mins

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Megan and Michelle examine FinDom, rinsing, Splenda Daddies, paypigs, symbols of devotion, DPs, princess registries, and draining a whale. 

Sources:
- What is Findom - KinK Academy
- Findom (Wikipedia)
- What Is Findom? Exploring Power Dynamics in Love
- Findommes, Cybermediated Sex Work, and Rinsing

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June 30, 2025 63 mins

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Megan and Michelle discuss feeling misunderstood, overexplaining, unhinged profiles, emotional opinions, aggressive speed bumps, reciprocating accommodations, punching up, and So Many Doors. 

Sources:

- Feeling Misunderstood: Psychological Insights and Coping Strategies

- Personality Types and the Emotional Toll of Feeling Misunderstood

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June 16, 2025 38 mins

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Megan and Michelle share stories of unsettling experiences, 911 calls, Ring cam videos, secret service audits, neighborhood creepers, mouth typos, and making a scene.

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June 2, 2025 45 mins

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Megan and Michelle learn about the Pygmalion Effect, nerd persons, squeaky wheels, living statues, elevated expectations, accidental fans, and finding the right path. 

Sources:

Why do we perform better when someone has high expectations of us?

Study Furthers Understanding of Disparities in School Discipline

Golem Effect (Wikipedia)

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May 19, 2025 35 mins

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Megan and Michelle are fascinated by sperm racing, Malort, fish trafficking, vibrator patterns, fluffers, dangling balls, chicken shit bingo, and big cum buckets.

Sources:

- Sperm Racing in Los Angeles: Inside the first-of-its-kind race that's taking the internet by storm

- Healthy Sperm: Improving your fertility

- A woman’s eggs choose lucky sperm during last moments of conception, study finds

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May 5, 2025 31 mins

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Megan and Michelle dish about wine tasting, Reddit confessions, custom homes, space penises, free beds, uber subsidies, and taking a break.

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April 21, 2025 73 mins

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Megan and Michelle welcome Alisha back for updates on dating patterns, toxic hamster wheels, feminine energy, eating your words, going out tops, hypocrisy, and puddles of pee.

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April 7, 2025 37 mins

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Megan and Michelle examine generational trauma, willful ignorance, old poverty, dirty laundry, walking on eggshells, survivor’s guilt, and 17 potato peelers.

Sources:

- Intergenerational Trauma (American Psychological Association)

- Understanding Intergenerational Trauma and Its Effects

- 17 Signs of Generational Trauma, According to Therapists

- Breaking the Chains of Generational Trauma

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March 24, 2025 31 mins
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March 10, 2025 25 mins

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Megan and Michelle are perplexed by the Mandela effect, magic mirrors, parallel dimensions, peanut butter, monocles, big checks, and Pikachu’s tail.

Sources:
 - The ‘Mandela Effect’ describes the false memories many of us share. But why can’t scientists explain it?

- The Mandela Effect: How Masses of People Can Have the Same False Memory

- The Mandela Effect: How False Memories Trick Your Brain Into Believing

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February 24, 2025 37 mins

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Megan and Michelle ponder pretty privilege, the halo effect, chocolate mousse, implicit biases, viral mug shots, body dysmorphia, and one tired eye.

Sources:
- A Psychologist Explains The 'Pretty Privilege' Paradox
- Pretty People Really Do Have It Better

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February 10, 2025 39 mins

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Megan and Michelle explore parasocial relationships, stalking, mom bloggers, reality TV, stripper love, basement prisons, tradeoffs, back pain, endorphins, and eager beavers.

Sources:

Parasocial Interaction (Wikipedia)

In Defense of Parasocial Relationships

Friend or Faux: Are Parasocial Relationships Healthy?

Too close for comfort: the pitfalls of parasocial relationships

When Grown-ups Have Imaginary Friends

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January 27, 2025 35 mins

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Megan and Michelle are in disbelief about passport bros, sexual tourism, pickup artists, digital nomads, rotten milk, big egos, the manosphere, and $200 t-shirts.

Sources:
- Why These American Men Are Seeking Love In Asia: The Rise Of Passport Bros | Insight (YouTube)
- Passport Bros: F**k Around and Find Out
- Passport Bros Are Exactly The Kind Of Men We Should Avoid
- Bang the World
- I&...

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January 13, 2025 37 mins

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Megan and Michelle acknowledge loneliness, compassion, choosing solitude, the horseshoe effects, spinsters, tiny home villages, lack of community, and someone to go home to.

Sources:
- Loneliness: Causes and Health Consequences
- The surprising truth about loneliness in America
- The best way to help women? End the male loneliness epidemic
- Speaking of Psychology: Are we in a “loneliness pand...

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