Prosecco Theory
Two single moms in their early 40s, diving into the world's infinite gray areas and sorting through baggage in pursuit of personal growth and entertainment. (Music by Bryan M. Steele)
Episodes
Megan and Michelle learn about noetisexuality, umbrella terms, feeling puzzled, elitism, IRL flirts, the Potato Palace, and being tragically straight.
Sources:
- Glossary of Terms (Human Rights Campaign)
- Differences between pansexuality and bisexuality
- Sapiosexuality Is Offensive, Which Is Why I Identify As Noetisexual
- Bisexual and Pansexual and Polysexual, Oh My!
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Megan and Michelle unpack the dichotomy of survival, pattern recognition, the stress cycle, taking a break, safe spaces, community, the humanity we are fighting for.
Your Body Wasn't Built For This (Therapy Jeff)
Why Political Instability Feels Different For Many Neurodivergent People (Childhood Elevated)
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Megan and Michelle ponder Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria, severed brake lines, fawning, FOMO, yellow Binaca, horrible bitches, Tuesday trivia, gaslighting yourself, and death by a thousand cuts.
Sources:
Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (Cleveland Clinic)
The Unbearable Heartache of Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria
So what’s the deal with rejection sensitive dysphoria?
Understanding ADHD and Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (thevibewi...
Megan and Michelle welcome guest David Katzner, who shares stories of personal magnetism, chasing your dreams, ballpark hotdogs, smart writing, swabbing chicken butts, saying yes, and choosing Miss Colombia.
The Secret to Telling Stories People Actually Want to Hear
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Megan and Michelle reflect on fake shrimp, shopping prisons, pathetic P Diddy, special punch, T-Rex Santa, the Reiner Murders, popping balloons, and a Martini family.
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Megan and Michelle debate about AI generated music, stealing art, artificial streaming, the cigarette man, machine learning, artist provocation, seeing nuance, and consolidating power.
Sources:
- A mysterious stranger rode into town and topped a country music chart. He might not be real.
- AI-generated music is going viral. Should the music industry be worried?
Megan and Michelle consider relationship embarrassment, spinsters, the values gap, man-keeping, playground games, heterofatalism, seeking community, lots of cats, and pitching your friends.
Sources:
- Is Having A Boyfriend Embarrassing Now?
- 3 Hetero Dating Trends I've Observed in 2025 (TherapyJeff)
- There's So Much Opportunity For Men In the Dating World (Therapy...
Megan and Michelle learn about mass hysteria, brain rot, moral outrage, meowing nuns, hoodlumism, dancing plagues, itchy scalps, and Gags the Clown.
Sources:
- Mass Hysteria Isn't Just a 'Panic' — What It Means and Why It Happens
- 7 of History’s Strangest Mass Hysteria Events
- What Is Mass Hysteria (Mass Psychosis)?
- Mass psychogenic illness (Wikipedia)
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Megan and Michelle are baffled by Karens, homerun balls, finger pointing, excessive demands, strands of cabbage, power imbalance, throwing Chipotle, and the Wall of Moms.
Sources:
- What exactly is a 'Karen' and where did the meme come from?
- Karen (slang) from Wikipedia
- What the explosion in viral 'Karen' videos and public meltdowns tells us about entitlement
Megan and Michelle dish about glory holes, Sunday scaries, consensual spankings, widowed penguins, 3:00am grocery shopping, Pumpkinsutra, and white people chicken.
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Megan and Michelle discuss separating the art from the artist, internal struggles, rotten teeth, demons, algorithms, clown paintings, TERFs, ballpark DJs, and dance floor erections.
Sources:
- What do we do when the art we love was created by a monster?
- Think Twice: Michael Jackson (podcast)
- @ashleytheebarroness (Instagram)
Megan and Michelle dish about the Tea app, safety tools, doxxing, green flags, ranking games, being petty, and the big mad.
Sources:
- Tea App Turns Off DMs After Exposing Messages About Abortions, Cheating
- Tea encouraged its users to spill. Then the app's data got leaked
- Hackers leak 13,000 user photos and IDs from the Tea app, designed as a women's safe space
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Megan and Michelle get curious about unclaimed mail, dopamine, baby fingers, pull tabs, genetic predisposition, spider farms, and breaking the monotony.
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Megan and Michelle share tales of The Ick, SpongeBob sheets, knee wetters, expired coupons, mildew smells, fart walks, velcro people, “nucky” celery, and shoes with toes.
Sources:
The Psychology of Why We Get ‘the Ick’
Luke Holloway (@lewky___) on Instagram
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**Trigger Warning** Megan and Michelle welcome third-time guest, Pamela, to dig into her new book, traumatic loss, vivid dreams, mommy issues, surfer hair, irrational rage, nudist retreats, watermelons, moving forward, and sifting through the rubbage.
CLICK HERE to buy Nights of Hunger: A Cocktail of Grief, Dreams, and Dating for Old-Ass Women
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Megan and Michelle welcome guest Mary Fusillo, of The Eggsplanation podcast, to discuss bioethics, embryo matchmaking, posthumous reproduction, D1 athletes, ovarian rejuvenation, social surrogacy, Hermes bags, and taking control of your fertility.
Learn more about Mary's important work!
Megan and Michelle examine FinDom, rinsing, Splenda Daddies, paypigs, symbols of devotion, DPs, princess registries, and draining a whale.
Sources:
- What is Findom - KinK Academy
- Findom (Wikipedia)
- What Is Findom? Exploring Power Dynamics in Love
- Findommes, Cybermediated Sex Work, and Rinsing
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Megan and Michelle discuss feeling misunderstood, overexplaining, unhinged profiles, emotional opinions, aggressive speed bumps, reciprocating accommodations, punching up, and So Many Doors.
Sources:
- Feeling Misunderstood: Psychological Insights and Coping Strategies
- Personality Types and the Emotional Toll of Feeling Misunderstood
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Megan and Michelle share stories of unsettling experiences, 911 calls, Ring cam videos, secret service audits, neighborhood creepers, mouth typos, and making a scene.
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Megan and Michelle learn about the Pygmalion Effect, nerd persons, squeaky wheels, living statues, elevated expectations, accidental fans, and finding the right path.
Sources:
Why do we perform better when someone has high expectations of us?
Study Furthers Understanding of Disparities in School Discipline
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