Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth once had a dark and clever TV show that was ahead of its time. Now they have a podcast like everyone else.
Olympic track event. Affordable Interior Design. Mike’s rural bachelor party meets Tonka truck. Nipples: A Gentleman’s Club. Brian heads South Korea's TV graphics department.
Huntersong. Polish Tourism Bureau. Brian is in charge of de-sexing the Olympics. First letter from the son’s boot camp. Ben & Jerry’s new flavors. Jack auditions for audiobooks: The Road to Tobruk, Up Late and Full Moon.
America Sucks Academy. Coffee Shop. Brian’s son is at boot camp. Subway’s new menu, new spokesman, and new hiring tactics. Jack reads the obituaries: Paul Michael Kerrigan, Alice McFee, Michael Hobbes, Omar Nassar Bishara.
In our very first, very special, Trial By Comedy epsiode we welcome comedian, podcaster, performer, and author Andrew Heaton.
Jack oversees the battle of wits between Andrew and Brian -- their valiant efforts subject to Jack's capriciousness and a scoring system that even an imbecile would think was dumb.
Howard University Campus TV. Komedy Sourke. New school, no shirts, no geometry. Joe Biden’s world: Honoring Augustus Gloop, Who Are These People?, DC Comics Statehood. Jack reads for CNN: Ranked choice voting, Minecraft Update, World’s Oldest Man. Braden wants merch.
Intruder, Intruder. Half-Ass Museum. How to celebrate America’s Birthday. Film expert Brian dishes on the alternate endings of famous movies: The Lion King, Rain Man, Hoosiers, The Muppets Take Manhattan. Jack tries to land sponsors: Kerrigan’s Irish Pub, Phantom Fireworks, Freddy Spaghetti’s, The Gerson Twins Mysteries.
Mighty Mighty MC has a niche. 1-800-GAMBLER. Local market baseball caps: NY Mets, Chicago White Sox, LA Dodgers, San Francisco Giants, Oakland A’s, Baltimore Orioles, Miami Marlins. Modernizing icons: Victoria’s Secret, Wendy’s, Pillsbury Doughboy, Tony the Tiger. Jack auditions: Blue Origin, Ponderosa Way, Shula.
Jeffrey Toobin’s Back! Jack misses his childhood home. Brian doesn’t. Ideas for the Girl Scout Cookie surplus. Brian’s kids’ school is compromised. Jack reads for CNN: Congressional Inquiry, Beautiful Supermodel, New TV Reunions.
Thanks to our sponsors. Astrologer. Saint Milton, Patron Saint of Not Educating Kids. Where Are They Now: Jack Nicholson, Kato Kaelin, Jared Fogel, Hanson. Jack reads the obituaries: Kevin Durkee, Evan Mayberry Jr., Conway Michaels, Annabelle McKinley.
The Day America Was Almost Murdered to Death. Doggie Daycare. Graduation tips. The story behind the movies: Rocky, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Jaws, The Princess Bride. Jack tries to land sponsors: Steven Lally, Tim’s Carpentry, Gwenyth Paltrow’s Vegan BBQ.
Coming Up Next. Tim's Demolition. The backstory behind new Madonna songs. Jack auditions for Flashdance 2022, Trauma Center, Batman & Ice. Candid interview with New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. #foveguv #fovewins
Special guest: J-L Cauvin. www.jlcauvin.com
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot's press conference. Ethnic Cleansers. Advice for Rob’s new baby. Jack asks Brian about his screenplays titled Star Trek: Kirk, Margarita-Vile: The Jimmy Buffett Story, Kill Tom Volume 1 and The Muppets: Ghetto Invasion.
Sensitive Valley. Brian has a new dog and was in high school as a second grader. A pipelineophile’s inside knowledge about the Darkside hacker attacks. Brian is the Diversity, Equity and Inclusion officer for Disney. Jack tries to land sponsors.
Amtrak. Charles from Microsoft Security. Brian is a relationship expert with advice for Bill Gates. Brian dishes DisneyLand secrets: Pirates of the Caribbean, Thunder Mountain Railroad, Barry’s Edsel Adventure, It’s a Small World, Peter Pan’s Flight. Jack reads obituaries: Elizabeth Edwards Bendel, Ignacio Martinez, Daria “Kiki” Hemingway, Michael Collins.
Cable News Promo. Obituaries Desk. Real estate tips. Fixing the Oscars. Jack auditions: The Rural Doctor, The Invention of Dairy, Time Force.
The Bachelor. Space Go. Charities: Spay & Neuter Foundation, Little Brothers, Hey Judes Beatles Research Hospital, Doctors Without Barnes & Noble, Boys & Girls Club of Libya. Stories behind the songs on Michael Jackson’s Xscape. Jack reads sponsor bits: Planned Parenthood, Happy Good Luck Spa, Pokemon Trader Eric Deerdorf.
Fake Steak. Gastenica. Channel Seven Newsflash. Suicide Hotline. Board Games: COVID, Candy Land Revisited, New Uno, New Life, New Clue, New Chess. Hunter Biden Crime Spree. Jack auditions: Kong vs. Mothra, Eighth Avenue Bodega, Aliens Visit. qmpodcast.com
Everything is infrastructure. Tweender. New Scotland Yard! The truth behind other 60 Minutes stories. Dog-flipping for fun and profit. Who’s getting canceled.
Astro George. Lent sacrifices. Brian’s Florida-to-NYC road trip: Savannah, Fort Sumter, Marine Corps Museum. Housekeeping.
This Narrative is No Longer in Service. Painting Pros. The meaning behind several of Tony Bennett's songs. How the State of Washington D.C. will be different. Jack tries to land new sponsors.
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If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
This is what the news should sound like. The biggest stories of our time, told by the best journalists in the world. Hosted by Michael Barbaro. Twenty minutes a day, five days a week, ready by 6 a.m.
ALL THE SMOKE pairs two of the most outspoken and controversial players of their time. Known as fiery, intense competitors during their on-court careers, Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson are now two of the most widely respected voices by today’s crop of NBA stars. Serving as mentors to numerous players throughout the league and with their hands firmly on the pulse of the game, they have first-hand insight into the minds, lives and pressing issues facing today’s players. Barnes and Jackson, who have played alongside two generations of All-Stars, will dish on the latest news and drama from on and off the court without boundaries.
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