Questionable Material with Jack & Brian
Episodes
Ugly Solar Panel Store. Jack has a chat with coronavirus, who’s back. Remote Learning II, the Sequel. Cough-in-Your-Mouth class. Mystery Needle. Ivy League Prep. Simulated sports. Social Justice Book Club. Brian is an adjunct sex-ed professor at a Catholic school. Brian’s written the definitive book about the Supreme Court. Sandra Day O’Connor had a justice bucket. Jack auditions: Walking Dead Season 16, The Evil Explorer, #MeToobi...
Allegedly Racist Irish Pub & Restaurant. Frank Caliendo pyramid scheme. Brian’s new bestseller will teach you to hate yourself. Brian's worried about Jack’s wife's bad back. Brian’s wife has a business idea that involves a lot of meatballs. Hollywood insider Brian sold a bunch of shows: Celebrity Superspreader, 90-Minute Fiancee, Shart Tank. The Vietnamese Masseuse Story. Flying Super-First Class. News You Missed: New A...
A sampling of favorite bits from the very first season of Questionable Material with Jack & Brian. Including: Favorite cold opens. Favorite banter. Favorite ads. Favorite auditions. Favorite News You Missed. Favorite interviews. You get the idea. Favorites.
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Mean Sesame Streets. The Informational Times is a brand new paper that Brian has delivered to your house by force. Jack heard that Ruth Bader Ginsburg had even more dying wishes, and apparently Brian was there to hear all of them. Hospice entertainment is unappreciated. Using the NYC subway as a bathroom is now illegal but Brian leads a campaign to fight it. Details of the PLOP autonomous defecation zone. Hunter Biden explains how ...
Hump - The hook-up app that needs women. Jack needs tips on handling 9-year old boys. The real story behind great historical disasters: 1906 San Francisco fire, 2010 Haiti earthquake, 1889 Johnstown Flood, Hindenburg, the Justice League movie. Previous Oscar winners retooled to meet new diversity requirements: Schindler’s List, Forrest Gump, Lord of the Rings. News You Missed: CNN’s get-out-the-vote campaign, NYC Mayor De Blasio wi...
Football is back! Brian’s is upset about the covered bridge genocide and is angry at Jack who loves bridges. Brian gave his gay friends terrible advice. Jack’s daughter’s school actually wants to teach her. Brian’s an expert on Presidential Libraries: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Joe Biden. Brian’s doing advertising again: Denny’s, Legg’s, Libya Tourism, Tater Tots.
I Love Puppies Movement. Jack learns about Brian’s unpopular Kenosha Bed & Breakfast. Brian’s OnlyFans account can be topped. For her birthday, Brian’s wife gets to be Queen for a Day. Advice for Jack’s daughter on owning a cat. Jack auditions for movies: Hegemon, MAGA Movie The Movie, Battle Droid.
The newest leader of ISIS, Abu Ibrahim al-Hashemi al-Qurayshi, stops by to talk about violence, his doctorate in Women's Studies, and the new ISIS philosophy "Jizhadoon" -- the jihad of annoyance.
Belarus News Service. Jack going on vacation. Brian sold a house. New book on ferret mating tips. Yo Yo Ma vs. Yo Ma Ma. Brian has a hard time scoring a grant. Back to school for the kids. Marrying off the young ones to make life easier. Brian’s Learning Place is a new online school and the PTA is always furious. 16th birthday lumberjack surprise leaves Brian plaidphobic.
Biden inauguration. Jack has zero tech savvy and zero electricity. Brian knows what to do in a blackout. Brian is in Russia helping to develop a COVID-19 vaccine. The true story of Brian’s investment in a wine bar that announced they went anti-capitalist. Jack asks Brian about other investments he may have made. Jack’s mean-spirited daughter interrupts the podcast. Interview with Kamala Harris’s campaign manager.
Nok Nok App. Brian’s seeing other guests. Polish expressions. Pinot Noir Molotovs. The Brian Revolution has its first casualty. Brian’s body double isn’t ideal. The Crips are mad at Brian’s billboard. Jay Leno stops by with dated material. Jack lets Brian know he’s manager of the Miami Marlins. Brian explains his patents for the Hydrogen Motorcycle, Red Dye #15 and Parachute Hats.
Evergreen University. Jack’s family visits Brian and they’re not swingers. Jack’s wife wins Romanian Roulette. Jack’s wife has deer-like qualities. Jack’s wife is accidentally dead. Jack’s new date wants 250 roses. Brian knows what that means. Screen time makes the pain go away. Brian tries Dungeons & Dragons. Interview with Department of Homeland Security head Chad Wolf, who explains that their strategy is to sell people miniv...
Serial rapist. Jack gets the invite he’s been wanting. COVID germs can’t penetrate comedy. Brian’s house rules. A new son named Boswell. Scenting the property with the neighbor. A traditional Polish welcome. Jimmy the crystal-methed pan man. Jack must take the Brian’s Guest Aptitude Test. A tour of Ghislaine Maxwell’s prison cell.
Clinton Staffing Associates. Jack can’t operate a laptop. Jack would have loved Brian’s Fourth of July Party. Jack has Brian explain the plots of his children’s novels: The Candy Van, Capitol Hill Organized Playground, Charlotte’s Web of Lies. Jack auditions for Brian’s friend’s new movies: The Movement, Uphill Battle and General Mills Cereal Presents: The Battle of Ap Bac.
CHOP bus tour open. Alabama boot camp is off the table. Brian’s son is the town sniper. The Louie Jenkins edition of the Bible. Not paying attention at town council meetings. Brian has a Monkey Poaching Zoo, a tree-destroying wife, and doesn’t want to wear a mask. Lyme disease again. People get the wrong idea when Brian winks back and invites them over. Cancel culture -- Jack learns about problematic scenes in Back to the Future, ...
Grandma gets canceled. Brian explains why the town has a David Duke statue. Brian explains why the town is decorated with swastikas. Brian explains why the town hates him. Jack learns the plot of the new Batman film featuring Michael Keaton. Jack gets to hear all the great podcast reviews. Cancel culture victims #CancelJimmyBuffet, #CancelHawaii, #CancelSesameStreet, #CancelNAACP are all explained.
Portland's newest, very defunded police chief explains how his penniless police department works.
Headsmash! Jack let a 7-year old cut his hair. Memorial Day memories. Jack is deceptively edited. Brian builds carpenter bee traps. Brian builds hobo traps. 12-step programs gone wrong. Ping pong prank. Brian, the spelling bee champion. Barry Cuomo’s Live It Out Place.
Camp Zoom! Every day looks the same. Brian might have to choose between chipmunks or his wife. Hornet season. Backhoes make great toys. Investing in a disturbing streaming service. News You Missed: Biden’s Devastating Trump Nickname, Kim Jong Un Definitely Alive, Munchausen by COVID Syndrome, Unserious Instagram Liker. Jack asks Brian about his screenplays: Fast & Furious: Traffic Court, The Parent Trap, Harry Potter and the Wa...
Aunt Bea’s Alcoholic Water. How quarantine is going. Brian help’s Jack Junior with his homework. Jack killed a murder hornet and the newspaper stopped coming. Brian’s plan to reinvigorate the economy: Peep show restaurants, meat processing playgrounds, pasture schools, & Post Office abattoirs.