Chesney’s Outdoor Dining. Discount Impressions, LLC. Brian designs video games: Redhead Redemption, Mega Pimp, SimCity 2021, Legend of Zelda: Link Joins Q-Anon. Potential sponsors: Consuela’s Cantina, Bertelli & Partners, Brick Card.
Miss Pipper’s Problematic Fun House. The CDC’s on the phone. Brian’s inexplicable contempt for Jack’s little boy. Talking to kids about the birds and the bees. The Super Koran. Director’s Cuts: Sophie’s Choice, The Wizard of Oz, Psycho.
Law Firm for Morons. Jimmy’s Stock Market. Cat tumor redux. Brian is out-stocked by the kids. Jack auditions: The Lovers, Best Buddies, America Time Good Living.
All the Celebrities are in Us Magazine! Around the World with Lara-Me Construction Associates. Honest ad campaigns: Charmin, Captain Crunch, Trojan, Bush’s Beans, Kleenex. Jewish Space Lasers and other unknown Rothschild conspiracies.
Laid back fire department. Jack asks Brian about his screenplays: The Curious Case of Pat Sajack, Chutes & Ladders The Movie, I’m So Lonely, Wandering Hands, Piggy, Naughty Nurses IX. Brian needs to sabotage his wife’s business. Jack tries to land a sponsor: Center for Plastic Surgery, Tim’s Diner, A.J. Cullington’s Bar & Grill.
Shit Tossers, for sensible parents. Floor consultants. Jack hates his cat but Brian can help with a printer and no conscience. Joe Biden’s newest Executive Orders: Passports for all; Universal breakfast; the Ford Equity. Brian’s beer guy is a deceased murderer. News You Missed: Biden declared greatest president; Vaccine rollout flawed; Call for sexy colorblind lesbian amputees; Peaceful, but dicky, transfer of power.
Hablo Social Media App. Haphazard Landscaping, LLC. Really difficult school. It’s a Riot! Jack auditions.
Crashed cold open. Dreamslayers, for your last wishes. Germ-freak Jack is worried about Brian’s quarantine habits. Brian gets his annual backalley physical. Brian time-traveled to 2021 and knows what to expect. Jack’s unnoticed Capitol Dome suicide. The terrible fates of people who didn’t review.
Kringle. Satan’s Village. Santa’s up to no good. ‘Tis really what ‘Twas is about. Solving Jack’s cat problem.
Everything Star Wars Store. Strange Response Syndrome. Hot Christmas gifts: Milton Bradley’s Tattoo Machine, Cat Warmer, Let Me Take Care Of Your Wife, Chinese Air Purifier, Prince’s Last Words. Brian the Christmas song expert: White Christmas, All I Want for Christmas, Do they Know it’s Christmas?, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, All I Want for Christmas are My Two Front Teeth, Baby It’s Cold Outside. qmpodcast.com
Baker's Auto Body. Jack's going to Cali. Foreign movie titles. Sponsor bits. Vulgar child is lit. Modern Olympics.
Help for people exposed to things they don’t like. Affordable Amusement Park. Jack reads for potential sponsors. Interview with Steven Purell III, heir to the hand sanitizer dynasty.
The Law Offices of Sidney Powell and Only Sidney Powell. Katz & Katz. Pilgrim Funnies. Thankful. Eat Food Day explained. Listener mail.
Vaccine-a-Thon. A Thanksgiving gathering to fight tyranny. Black Friday (Schwarzer Freitag) tips and tricks. Aerosolized meth. Diamonds will protect you from COVID and lepers. Must Have Gifts: Farberware Leg Sauna, Identity Kin Doll. Brian’s screenplays: Lassie Stuck in New York, Saving Private Ryan Again, Intelligent Heteronormative Female Sex Worker (she/her), The Muppets Take Chernobyl. News You Missed: Trump Pins Hopes on Texis...
Andrew Cuomo vanquishes COVID. Batshit Crazy Police Department. Pirate chest. Kiki the cat is a shredding menace. Arnold Palmer and the Golden Dragon. Grandpa trapped furries. Majoring in How’s Them Apples. Old people are no match for the Anti-Violence Brigade. How to toilet train your cat with Toys R’ Us and CrossFit people. School Towers. Mike Tyson’s prosthetic penis is but one way to cheat.
Savings Riot. Clark’s Pet Palace and Bunny Hospice. Election still underway. Brian’s Chaos Candidate doesn’t even like to be on ballots. 20-sided die diplomacy. Misleading book title. The nuclear football is a baseball. The peaceful transition of copier codes. Advice for Ben, who just got married. Letters from listeners.
Guest: Ben Korman
Vote-By-Phone. Amazing sandwich. Earl of Sandwich. Celebrating the Holidays without friends or relatives. Jack’s car was broken into and he lost a second wedding ring. Store your stuff on your dashboard in a gold box with dollar signs. Brian is a crime consultant. How to dispatch your neighbors during a civil conflict by focusing on the Easy Peasies. Make sure your vote is counted by marrying the poll worker. Lionel Ritchie’s worst...
Ugly Solar Panel Store. Jack has a chat with coronavirus, who’s back. Remote Learning II, the Sequel. Cough-in-Your-Mouth class. Mystery Needle. Ivy League Prep. Simulated sports. Social Justice Book Club. Brian is an adjunct sex-ed professor at a Catholic school. Brian’s written the definitive book about the Supreme Court. Sandra Day O’Connor had a justice bucket. Jack auditions: Walking Dead Season 16, The Evil Explorer, #MeToobi...
Allegedly Racist Irish Pub & Restaurant. Frank Caliendo pyramid scheme. Brian’s new bestseller will teach you to hate yourself. Brian's worried about Jack’s wife's bad back. Brian’s wife has a business idea that involves a lot of meatballs. Hollywood insider Brian sold a bunch of shows: Celebrity Superspreader, 90-Minute Fiancee, Shart Tank. The Vietnamese Masseuse Story. Flying Super-First Class. News You Missed: New A...
A sampling of favorite bits from the very first season of Questionable Material with Jack & Brian. Including: Favorite cold opens. Favorite banter. Favorite ads. Favorite auditions. Favorite News You Missed. Favorite interviews. You get the idea. Favorites.