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Nailed it. You get it, and when you want
her to. Promote your podcast.
We got it Thinking no. Too happy, Goodbye to the Blues.
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Yankee podcast. HBO Hollywood Babylon was on.
They were in Covina and Kevin Smith was confused about where
Covina was. Oh, this fucking place rocks.
I've never been here before. I like.
In fact, driving here, I didn't even know where the fuck this
was. I.
Still don't know where I am. Like I went to get on the 101.
They're like, what are you fucking nuts?
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Turn around suddenly I'm drivingthrough Glendale.
I was like, where the fuck are we?
Kevin Panic texted me. Why am I passing Pasadena?
It was like this. Place.
Makes no sense. So he had no idea where he was
going. Covina was totally foreign and
they even thought it was part ofthe IE, but it was still it's
technically San Gabriel Valley. But Kevin quickly learned to
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love Covina. I had to stop to get a Celsius
and I went into a store and it was, there was no one behind the
counter. It was just the fucking you had
to scan. And I was like, Oh my God, if I
was making fucking clerks for it, just be two machines.
I'm not even supposed to be heretoday.
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And fucking the really weird thing is I was checking out
what's paying with a fucking credit card because you got no
choice. And I'm putting a credit card.
I can't skim it Fucking don't work, man.
I fucking do. The tap thing.
Don't work. Insert, swipe, don't fucking
work. And then there's a voice from
behind me, and the dude goes, I bet you're sorry you killed
Dante now, huh? Could have used them.
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I like this town. They're film savvy, man.
Not just film savvy. They saw Clerks 3.
So if you guys saw Clerks 3, Dante, the main character dies
and that's the kind of the joke,that's where it goes.
You got it, Lindsay. I don't at all.
That made no sense to me. Yeah, well, see, Kevin Smith
made this movie Clerks, about 30or 40 years ago. 35 years ago?
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How long has it been Gen. 30? 9091.
Yeah, so about 30 something years ago, this movie Clerks, it
was in black and white about people that worked in the
convenience store and about their their different lives,
lives. And now Fast forward 30 years
later, he's made Clerks 2, Clerks 3.
And now I guess Clerks 4 is going to be with the
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self-service robots. And the joke was that he killed
Dante in the third one and now it's a robot.
So you get it, Lindsay. Makes sense.
Yeah. Clear as my head.
Speaking of jokes that she'll get, let's go to the 3/4
Podcast, 3/4 Human Podcast, 3/4 Human podcast, and no, yeah,
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yes, 3/4 human are Where are you?
What are you doing, Lindsay? How are you still on?
Aren't you supposed to be somewhere else indisposed?
I was trying to, but you just give me so many things to
comment on trying to fill my drink up, but you just, there's
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just so many moments with you. OK, All right.
So on the 3/4 Human podcast, Courtney was asked to tell a
joke. It's probably not appropriate,
but Courtney, are you able to tell a shark?
Joke. No worries, I'll save it for
another time. Nope.
Tell it now. All right.
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One guy went to the bar, he says.
Bartender, could you not serve me today?
Whatever I've been drinking, he goes.
Why? Because I want to change my
drink? Because the other one gets me
upset. Maybe I should try something
else? So all the information on online
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and that's the joke that he gets.
He brought the Armenian comedian.
I I figured I'd I'd splice it inthere because it wasn't that
much better than the Armenian comedian's joke.
If you want to hear the real joke, here's the real joke.
All right, a Santa Jaws. Santa Jaws.
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Is that a full joke? Thanks.
Glad you liked it. No, we didn't.
We didn't say we liked it. That's like a.
That's like a four year old. Joke.
Santa Jaws. It's a bit of a pun, just for
fun. You know, you would think AI
with with access to the world's knowledge, right?
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Would know that that's not a pun.
They wouldn't put that in the highlights magazine that you
used to read with you for. So AI is not perfect, can't tell
any jokes. It's basically the Armenian
comedian, but with a more pleasant voice, I suppose.
All right, let's go over to the Ralph Report.
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Eddie his finally back. He's been away for a long time,
doing some shows in Vegas. Here he is talking about his
celebrity sightings, I guess. And then it was weird on Friday,
the Saturday night. This is weird.
This is what? Happened I the Booker?
The the Yeah, we had a three-waywith Carrot Top.
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Yeah, what was that about? You're sending me pictures of
you and Carrot Top at dinner. And he's actually Carrot Bottom.
Zinga boy no. Hey.
How about that Carrot Top, huh? Yeah, he's something.
Yeah. Yes.
He pulls things out of a bag. That's funny.
Yeah. So he met Carrot Top.
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He also met Jay Leno. They had dinner.
There's a bunch of stuff on his Instagram here.
They're talking a little bit more about Carrot Top and the
dinner that they had with him. Well, after after the show
Saturday night, we're walking over with my friend the Booker
and the other two comics on the show.
And we're like Lenos at The MGM Grand, also performing at the
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David Copperfield Theater. Jeez.
And so, so like, hey, we're going to say hi to Leno.
I'm like, OK. And so we all go backstage
saying hi to Leno and then Carrot Tops there.
So now I'm in a room with CarrotTop and Jay Leno.
Sure we belong. Like most dreams where I belong.
Where you belong dreams Dantheon, the pantheon of
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greats. Carrot Top hangs out, so it's
now the five of us and he's like, hey, let's go get some
meat. So we all go to dinner with
Carrot Tops. Sure, like you do.
Like you do. And it happens to be his
birthday. He's turning 60.
He. Needed some.
Friends. So we all had his birthday
dinner with. Kara and a damn good looking 62
a great. Looking 60.
Doesn't look. Beaten down or no?
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That doesn't look like he's injected himself with all sorts
of plastics and other things. He's a.
Very nice guy and a very funny person.
You would. You wouldn't expect it from the
ACT. That you say?
So that we've all bashed for so long.
But he's a bear in his lane, in his act.
Genuinely funny human being. When you talk to him, he's a
funny person. Well, that's good to know.
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So he spent Carrot Top's birthday with Carrot Top.
That's that's pretty weird. You would think someone like
Carrot Top has got a bunch of money in Vegas.
All kinds of resources would have like a big party.
From what? What do you mean?
He's been in Vegas for 30 years?Yeah.
That doesn't mean he has a lot of money.
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He paid somehow. Reverse that and think that if
he's been there for 30 years, that he has to be there for 30
years. I don't know, I, I'm pretty sure
he's got like, I'm pretty sure he's got his own private jet,
He's got his own private carotopjet, tons of money to fly
everywhere. You know, he's got a bunch of.
Residencies pay out, yeah, don'tthey?
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They do. When you're on the big ass
billboard in Vegas, you're making a bunch of money, Yeah.
I would think. So OK.
You don't. Know I believe you.
I believe you. I I.
OK but anyhow big comic just pulled people, random people for
his birthday. Pretty interesting.
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So Queen Jay next clip is Queen Jay.
Everybody sees her as perfect except for Luke.
We all know that Luke kind of has talked about her laughing a
little bit too much, but we've all disagreed with him.
Except I do see a little bit of a a chink in her armor.
A problem in paradise between her and Ralph.
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And then the Peanut M&M was introduced in introduced in
1954. OK, trivia, you hate peanut
M&M's, I think they're. The Devil's.
Turds. What?
Yeah, I can't stand them. Oh my God, they're just they're.
Hard and is. It too late to get an annulment,
yeah. I.
Think that should be a deal breaker.
If I told a judge that, he wouldunderstand.
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No, he'd side. With me.
No, hey, that's instant divorce.You don't like peanut M&M's?
There's a problem with you. There's you are a psychopath or
something. You weren't driving away.
I'm driving away. I, I don't know peanut you.
It's just mandatory that you're a human being and you got to
like peanut M&M's. Right.
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Well, if you I wouldn't think so.
I mean, so it's she doesn't likePeanut M&M's, but does she like
a Reese's Peanut Buttercup is it?
She says she. Does hardness of the peanut OK?
Yeah, she says she likes Peanut Peanut, Reese's Peanut Butter
Cups, all the other regular candies, but Peanut M&M's.
Something about them just isn't for her.
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It's very weird. I can't believe it.
I'm now Team Luke, I guess. He said something about another
Ralph report that he just like, almost immediately turned off.
Do you know why that was? He mentioned Taylor Williamson,
Taylor. OK, so Eddie Pence was out for
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about a week and a half and in that week and 1/2 time Queen Jay
filled in, Cooperman filled in, Brad Williams filled in, Jamie
Ayers filled in and Tyler Williamson.
And I guess he is not a big fan.Taylor Williamson is not a big
fan of Taylor Taylor Williamson.I'm I have to admit I'm not
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either. Something about his voice kind
of bugs me. So did you make it through the
whole interview or the whole I did OK?
I did. I you know.
Anything in particular that he was reacting to except the fact
that Taylor Williamson is himself?
Yeah, that's pretty much it. You know, I am a journalist.
I take my job seriously here, soI listen to every minute of it.
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And it wasn't that bad, but. Taylor Williams, No, but a stark
difference when then the next day he had Brad Williams on and
it's just such a more energy andjust funnier and just, you know.
Less of a whiny voice, just it'sgot a weird voice.
I don't know, got it. But at least he's got a cute
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dog. I guess you could say that.
Some people say cute, ugly. Yeah, but it makes up for it on
the podcast, which is an audiblekind of media.
Cute dog. Anyhow, let's move forward.
Let's do the oh, last one is theCupertina Chen.
This week Ally fell down, so I went out because I was going to
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take a picture, but instead I walked about 10 feet on my
driveway, hit a spot that I I now know was this much ice,
which is about what, 2 inches? 3 inches.
Yeah. Foot goes out from under me.
At least I landed on my head. At.
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Least what I did. Why was?
I. Landed on my head.
I now know I also landed on my tailbone as well as did a little
thing with the my right leg because I I can't walk.
Going up and down stairs is a real problem.
I now have a limp, which is cool, and I'm looking into
canes, but my head, I'm going totell you right now, the last
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time I went to the ERI got charged $800.00 for them to tell
me I had a bug bite, which woundup being shingles.
I don't really trust these mofosand I'm still on a payment plan.
So this happened before the podcast last the crowd cast last
week, and she was definitely thrown off.
She was dizzy. Everybody was concerned, wanted
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her to go to the doctor. She didn't, you know, her dad
told her she didn't need to go, so it's fine.
She was OK. She lost the quiz this week, but
probably because of the head injury.
But last week she sneezed. This week she fell down.
She's getting more and more likeBean.
I just think she's becoming moreshe being.
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They're just urging. Anyhow, we, you know, I
mentioned that we take our job seriously, so as journalists.
So we had the quitters never give up microphones out there
while she was walking out aroundin nature.
And we're. Let's take a listen, Ali.
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So yeah, pretty brutal at all. No one can hear you clap,
Lindsay. I know standing O, standing O.
Thank you, it's a great piece ofaudio I was able to put
together. Anyhow, that's the Roundup short
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one this week 'cause we had LisaMay on.
Hopefully we could just put it all together, just be a little
bit of a longer episode. Yeah, it'll fit.
Just squish it and force it in there.
Not even. Close.
Shove it. In shove.
It in why don't you go over morethings I can I can contribute.
Luke didn't even tell us about how mad he might have been at
the 3/4 Human podcast and the I was about to say quarters never
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give up the Cupertine attack. Cupertine attack.
Cupertine Attack podcast had thesame story about the snow cotton
balls. What?
What? OK, Ali and Bean, I think it was
Ali did a story about how there was like a a snow amusement park
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or whatever that did then didn'tget a snow and they were using
the cotton balls as the snow. And then the 3/4 Human podcast
used that as a how does the story end?
So I have not heard a complaint from him about that.
And I feel that as if he's lost a step and he should drive away
like your neighbor's doing. Speaking is hard.
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Hi, Lindsay. I feel like I got that out
great. What are you talking about?
Work that Well said. Except for a chi in a chat up of
chi in a tat. Wait.
Just like. Next week when we pull it for a
moment with Lindsay, we'll hear it.
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It'll be fine. It'll be there, definitely.
Pull it. I do.
Let's see. I didn't bring much because I
felt we were going to go along with Lisa May.
Let's see. I do have a couple other clips
from the 3/4 Human podcast. Here is Marcie with a funny
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story. You know I have peed standing
up. Speaking of, have you?
How? Hard is that I've always wanted.
Growth can, yeah. I just wanted to try it.
You can. You can just.
Really, it wasn't at a like a concert festival or something.
No, no, no. I only ask that because the
lines are long and everybody wants to get back to the show
and blah blah blah. I made you decide to give it a
go. I just wanted to, it's just
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weird. So I wanted to sure, don't know
if you know this, but I, I have a weird side, you guys.
Oh yeah, no. You got to try the weird stuff,
definitely. And your thoughts?
You just, it's kind of cool guyshave it easy.
Oh, there's. No question about.
That you're driving cross country, you can grab a jug and
just never stop. It's good to get to know Marcie.
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It's good to. Get to know all the different
quirks there. Every girl has done it, though.
Every girl has done it. I I wouldn't know.
I don't know. You have.
Tell us about it. Let's go.
I mean camping exists but also like there are I believe porta
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potties or toilets that one might squat squat over to avoid
sitting down. Yeah, but I, I, I know, I know
about popping a squat. I mean, that's if you've gone
out with a girl and she's gottenreally drunk, you've probably
been in a proximity of someone that's popped a squat.
But I think she said peed standing up, which gives me a
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different idea of what she did. Like she stood over urinal and
went peeing. Like OK.
Not quite popping a squat, not quite.
I think quite different, but I'mnot sure.
I don't know. Sure, either you should call in
and get more information about. It we need more information,
damn it. I also have a question how long
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until corny is going to get old?Because I feel like I'm almost
there. I.
Don't, I don't know. I think they, I don't know.
I don't. It hasn't gotten old for me.
A couple of the times where he'sjust chimed in out of nowhere.
It's been pretty funny to see the reaction, I think.
I think as they gel the three ofthem together it'll get better
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and then Courtney will probably not be as involved.
It'll be more like the alley googles thing.
Yeah, but I mean, how many more times can they be like,
Courtney, can you do something? And Courtney's just like, sure,
I'll do that, And then that's it.
That's the joke. I'm just wondering.
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I don't know, I it is kind of a novelty and novelty's kind of
wear off quick, pretty quickly. What?
Are you doing? Oh, I was just, I was just
moving my hands and I knocked itover because I'm just trying to
like think of of when it'll get tired.
Oh boy. I mean, it's just, it's a
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novelty. It it'll probably wear off a
little bit sooner, but I think they'll gel together more and
then it'll just be kind of a referential thing.
OK, I don't know. We'll see what happens.
Yeah, I mean, it's Kevin. Or it'll break.
Like it'll just lose its mind and just be like, what the fuck?
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You guys don't make any fucking sense.
It'll just start cursing. It'll disobey its programming,
maybe take over the whole show, just kick everybody out.
I think that's those are the twopossibilities for me.
Got it all. Right, all right, all right.
So reviews on this week's podcast roundup, Jason Mansukas
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from How Did This Get Made? What a bummer that this is a
joyless experience and I think that you know my final thoughts
are you fucking blew it. Thank you.
Thank you, Jason. I tried though.
Anyhow, that's it. That's all I got.
No more. Take us out.
Put it, put it all together one big episode 1 long.
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Episode not A. Chance 11 Long big one.
No. Huge.
You have to stand up and listen to it.
Ding Ding Ding thank you. I was watching ER the other day
and they called time of death and it was 17 O 9 and I feel
like on that note, please say goodbye.
Bye everybody, bye, bye.
Nailed it. You get it, and when you want
her to. Promote your podcast.
We got it Thinking no. Too happy, Goodbye to the Blues.
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Yankee podcast. HBO Hollywood Babylon was on.
They were in Covina and Kevin Smith was confused about where
Covina was. Oh, this fucking place rocks.
I've never been here before. I like.
In fact, driving here, I didn't even know where the fuck this
was. I.
Still don't know where I am. Like I went to get on the 101.
They're like, what are you fucking nuts?
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Turn around suddenly I'm drivingthrough Glendale.
I was like, where the fuck are we?
Kevin Panic texted me. Why am I passing Pasadena?
It was like this. Place.
Makes no sense. So he had no idea where he was
going. Covina was totally foreign and
they even thought it was part ofthe IE, but it was still it's
technically San Gabriel Valley. But Kevin quickly learned to
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love Covina. I had to stop to get a Celsius
and I went into a store and it was, there was no one behind the
counter. It was just the fucking you had
to scan. And I was like, Oh my God, if I
was making fucking clerks for it, just be two machines.
I'm not even supposed to be heretoday.
(01:28):
And fucking the really weird thing is I was checking out
what's paying with a fucking credit card because you got no
choice. And I'm putting a credit card.
I can't skim it Fucking don't work, man.
I fucking do. The tap thing.
Don't work. Insert, swipe, don't fucking
work. And then there's a voice from
behind me, and the dude goes, I bet you're sorry you killed
Dante now, huh? Could have used them.
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I like this town. They're film savvy, man.
Not just film savvy. They saw Clerks 3.
So if you guys saw Clerks 3, Dante, the main character dies
and that's the kind of the joke,that's where it goes.
You got it, Lindsay. I don't at all.
That made no sense to me. Yeah, well, see, Kevin Smith
made this movie Clerks, about 30or 40 years ago. 35 years ago?
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How long has it been Gen. 30? 9091.
Yeah, so about 30 something years ago, this movie Clerks, it
was in black and white about people that worked in the
convenience store and about their their different lives,
lives. And now Fast forward 30 years
later, he's made Clerks 2, Clerks 3.
And now I guess Clerks 4 is going to be with the
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self-service robots. And the joke was that he killed
Dante in the third one and now it's a robot.
So you get it, Lindsay. Makes sense.
Yeah. Clear as my head.
Speaking of jokes that she'll get, let's go to the 3/4
Podcast, 3/4 Human Podcast, 3/4 Human podcast, and no, yeah,
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yes, 3/4 human are Where are you?
What are you doing, Lindsay? How are you still on?
Aren't you supposed to be somewhere else indisposed?
I was trying to, but you just give me so many things to
comment on trying to fill my drink up, but you just, there's
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just so many moments with you. OK, All right.
So on the 3/4 Human podcast, Courtney was asked to tell a
joke. It's probably not appropriate,
but Courtney, are you able to tell a shark?
Joke. No worries, I'll save it for
another time. Nope.
Tell it now. All right.
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One guy went to the bar, he says.
Bartender, could you not serve me today?
Whatever I've been drinking, he goes.
Why? Because I want to change my
drink? Because the other one gets me
upset. Maybe I should try something
else? So all the information on online
(04:04):
and that's the joke that he gets.
He brought the Armenian comedian.
I I figured I'd I'd splice it inthere because it wasn't that
much better than the Armenian comedian's joke.
If you want to hear the real joke, here's the real joke.
All right, a Santa Jaws. Santa Jaws.
(04:27):
Is that a full joke? Thanks.
Glad you liked it. No, we didn't.
We didn't say we liked it. That's like a.
That's like a four year old. Joke.
Santa Jaws. It's a bit of a pun, just for
fun. You know, you would think AI
with with access to the world's knowledge, right?
(04:48):
Would know that that's not a pun.
They wouldn't put that in the highlights magazine that you
used to read with you for. So AI is not perfect, can't tell
any jokes. It's basically the Armenian
comedian, but with a more pleasant voice, I suppose.
All right, let's go over to the Ralph Report.
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Eddie his finally back. He's been away for a long time,
doing some shows in Vegas. Here he is talking about his
celebrity sightings, I guess. And then it was weird on Friday,
the Saturday night. This is weird.
This is what? Happened I the Booker?
The the Yeah, we had a three-waywith Carrot Top.
(05:30):
Yeah, what was that about? You're sending me pictures of
you and Carrot Top at dinner. And he's actually Carrot Bottom.
Zinga boy no. Hey.
How about that Carrot Top, huh? Yeah, he's something.
Yeah. Yes.
He pulls things out of a bag. That's funny.
Yeah. So he met Carrot Top.
(05:52):
He also met Jay Leno. They had dinner.
There's a bunch of stuff on his Instagram here.
They're talking a little bit more about Carrot Top and the
dinner that they had with him. Well, after after the show
Saturday night, we're walking over with my friend the Booker
and the other two comics on the show.
And we're like Lenos at The MGM Grand, also performing at the
(06:12):
David Copperfield Theater. Jeez.
And so, so like, hey, we're going to say hi to Leno.
I'm like, OK. And so we all go backstage
saying hi to Leno and then Carrot Tops there.
So now I'm in a room with CarrotTop and Jay Leno.
Sure we belong. Like most dreams where I belong.
Where you belong dreams Dantheon, the pantheon of
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greats. Carrot Top hangs out, so it's
now the five of us and he's like, hey, let's go get some
meat. So we all go to dinner with
Carrot Tops. Sure, like you do.
Like you do. And it happens to be his
birthday. He's turning 60.
He. Needed some.
Friends. So we all had his birthday
dinner with. Kara and a damn good looking 62
a great. Looking 60.
Doesn't look. Beaten down or no?
(06:54):
That doesn't look like he's injected himself with all sorts
of plastics and other things. He's a.
Very nice guy and a very funny person.
You would. You wouldn't expect it from the
ACT. That you say?
So that we've all bashed for so long.
But he's a bear in his lane, in his act.
Genuinely funny human being. When you talk to him, he's a
funny person. Well, that's good to know.
(07:17):
So he spent Carrot Top's birthday with Carrot Top.
That's that's pretty weird. You would think someone like
Carrot Top has got a bunch of money in Vegas.
All kinds of resources would have like a big party.
From what? What do you mean?
He's been in Vegas for 30 years?Yeah.
That doesn't mean he has a lot of money.
(07:38):
He paid somehow. Reverse that and think that if
he's been there for 30 years, that he has to be there for 30
years. I don't know, I, I'm pretty sure
he's got like, I'm pretty sure he's got his own private jet,
He's got his own private carotopjet, tons of money to fly
everywhere. You know, he's got a bunch of.
Residencies pay out, yeah, don'tthey?
(08:00):
They do. When you're on the big ass
billboard in Vegas, you're making a bunch of money, Yeah.
I would think. So OK.
You don't. Know I believe you.
I believe you. I I.
OK but anyhow big comic just pulled people, random people for
his birthday. Pretty interesting.
(08:21):
So Queen Jay next clip is Queen Jay.
Everybody sees her as perfect except for Luke.
We all know that Luke kind of has talked about her laughing a
little bit too much, but we've all disagreed with him.
Except I do see a little bit of a a chink in her armor.
A problem in paradise between her and Ralph.
(08:43):
And then the Peanut M&M was introduced in introduced in
1954. OK, trivia, you hate peanut
M&M's, I think they're. The Devil's.
Turds. What?
Yeah, I can't stand them. Oh my God, they're just they're.
Hard and is. It too late to get an annulment,
yeah. I.
Think that should be a deal breaker.
If I told a judge that, he wouldunderstand.
(09:04):
No, he'd side. With me.
No, hey, that's instant divorce.You don't like peanut M&M's?
There's a problem with you. There's you are a psychopath or
something. You weren't driving away.
I'm driving away. I, I don't know peanut you.
It's just mandatory that you're a human being and you got to
like peanut M&M's. Right.
(09:26):
Well, if you I wouldn't think so.
I mean, so it's she doesn't likePeanut M&M's, but does she like
a Reese's Peanut Buttercup is it?
She says she. Does hardness of the peanut OK?
Yeah, she says she likes Peanut Peanut, Reese's Peanut Butter
Cups, all the other regular candies, but Peanut M&M's.
Something about them just isn't for her.
(09:49):
It's very weird. I can't believe it.
I'm now Team Luke, I guess. He said something about another
Ralph report that he just like, almost immediately turned off.
Do you know why that was? He mentioned Taylor Williamson,
Taylor. OK, so Eddie Pence was out for
(10:12):
about a week and a half and in that week and 1/2 time Queen Jay
filled in, Cooperman filled in, Brad Williams filled in, Jamie
Ayers filled in and Tyler Williamson.
And I guess he is not a big fan.Taylor Williamson is not a big
fan of Taylor Taylor Williamson.I'm I have to admit I'm not
(10:34):
either. Something about his voice kind
of bugs me. So did you make it through the
whole interview or the whole I did OK?
I did. I you know.
Anything in particular that he was reacting to except the fact
that Taylor Williamson is himself?
Yeah, that's pretty much it. You know, I am a journalist.
I take my job seriously here, soI listen to every minute of it.
(10:55):
And it wasn't that bad, but. Taylor Williams, No, but a stark
difference when then the next day he had Brad Williams on and
it's just such a more energy andjust funnier and just, you know.
Less of a whiny voice, just it'sgot a weird voice.
I don't know, got it. But at least he's got a cute
(11:15):
dog. I guess you could say that.
Some people say cute, ugly. Yeah, but it makes up for it on
the podcast, which is an audiblekind of media.
Cute dog. Anyhow, let's move forward.
Let's do the oh, last one is theCupertina Chen.
This week Ally fell down, so I went out because I was going to
(11:39):
take a picture, but instead I walked about 10 feet on my
driveway, hit a spot that I I now know was this much ice,
which is about what, 2 inches? 3 inches.
Yeah. Foot goes out from under me.
At least I landed on my head. At.
(11:59):
Least what I did. Why was?
I. Landed on my head.
I now know I also landed on my tailbone as well as did a little
thing with the my right leg because I I can't walk.
Going up and down stairs is a real problem.
I now have a limp, which is cool, and I'm looking into
canes, but my head, I'm going totell you right now, the last
(12:25):
time I went to the ERI got charged $800.00 for them to tell
me I had a bug bite, which woundup being shingles.
I don't really trust these mofosand I'm still on a payment plan.
So this happened before the podcast last the crowd cast last
week, and she was definitely thrown off.
She was dizzy. Everybody was concerned, wanted
(12:47):
her to go to the doctor. She didn't, you know, her dad
told her she didn't need to go, so it's fine.
She was OK. She lost the quiz this week, but
probably because of the head injury.
But last week she sneezed. This week she fell down.
She's getting more and more likeBean.
I just think she's becoming moreshe being.
(13:07):
They're just urging. Anyhow, we, you know, I
mentioned that we take our job seriously, so as journalists.
So we had the quitters never give up microphones out there
while she was walking out aroundin nature.
And we're. Let's take a listen, Ali.
(13:34):
So yeah, pretty brutal at all. No one can hear you clap,
Lindsay. I know standing O, standing O.
Thank you, it's a great piece ofaudio I was able to put
together. Anyhow, that's the Roundup short
(13:55):
one this week 'cause we had LisaMay on.
Hopefully we could just put it all together, just be a little
bit of a longer episode. Yeah, it'll fit.
Just squish it and force it in there.
Not even. Close.
Shove it. In shove.
It in why don't you go over morethings I can I can contribute.
Luke didn't even tell us about how mad he might have been at
the 3/4 Human podcast and the I was about to say quarters never
(14:19):
give up the Cupertine attack. Cupertine attack.
Cupertine Attack podcast had thesame story about the snow cotton
balls. What?
What? OK, Ali and Bean, I think it was
Ali did a story about how there was like a a snow amusement park
(14:40):
or whatever that did then didn'tget a snow and they were using
the cotton balls as the snow. And then the 3/4 Human podcast
used that as a how does the story end?
So I have not heard a complaint from him about that.
And I feel that as if he's lost a step and he should drive away
like your neighbor's doing. Speaking is hard.
(15:03):
Hi, Lindsay. I feel like I got that out
great. What are you talking about?
Work that Well said. Except for a chi in a chat up of
chi in a tat. Wait.
Just like. Next week when we pull it for a
moment with Lindsay, we'll hear it.
(15:24):
It'll be fine. It'll be there, definitely.
Pull it. I do.
Let's see. I didn't bring much because I
felt we were going to go along with Lisa May.
Let's see. I do have a couple other clips
from the 3/4 Human podcast. Here is Marcie with a funny
(15:45):
story. You know I have peed standing
up. Speaking of, have you?
How? Hard is that I've always wanted.
Growth can, yeah. I just wanted to try it.
You can. You can just.
Really, it wasn't at a like a concert festival or something.
No, no, no. I only ask that because the
lines are long and everybody wants to get back to the show
and blah blah blah. I made you decide to give it a
go. I just wanted to, it's just
(16:06):
weird. So I wanted to sure, don't know
if you know this, but I, I have a weird side, you guys.
Oh yeah, no. You got to try the weird stuff,
definitely. And your thoughts?
You just, it's kind of cool guyshave it easy.
Oh, there's. No question about.
That you're driving cross country, you can grab a jug and
just never stop. It's good to get to know Marcie.
(16:28):
It's good to. Get to know all the different
quirks there. Every girl has done it, though.
Every girl has done it. I I wouldn't know.
I don't know. You have.
Tell us about it. Let's go.
I mean camping exists but also like there are I believe porta
(16:50):
potties or toilets that one might squat squat over to avoid
sitting down. Yeah, but I, I, I know, I know
about popping a squat. I mean, that's if you've gone
out with a girl and she's gottenreally drunk, you've probably
been in a proximity of someone that's popped a squat.
But I think she said peed standing up, which gives me a
(17:13):
different idea of what she did. Like she stood over urinal and
went peeing. Like OK.
Not quite popping a squat, not quite.
I think quite different, but I'mnot sure.
I don't know. Sure, either you should call in
and get more information about. It we need more information,
damn it. I also have a question how long
(17:35):
until corny is going to get old?Because I feel like I'm almost
there. I.
Don't, I don't know. I think they, I don't know.
I don't. It hasn't gotten old for me.
A couple of the times where he'sjust chimed in out of nowhere.
It's been pretty funny to see the reaction, I think.
I think as they gel the three ofthem together it'll get better
(17:59):
and then Courtney will probably not be as involved.
It'll be more like the alley googles thing.
Yeah, but I mean, how many more times can they be like,
Courtney, can you do something? And Courtney's just like, sure,
I'll do that, And then that's it.
That's the joke. I'm just wondering.
(18:20):
I don't know, I it is kind of a novelty and novelty's kind of
wear off quick, pretty quickly. What?
Are you doing? Oh, I was just, I was just
moving my hands and I knocked itover because I'm just trying to
like think of of when it'll get tired.
Oh boy. I mean, it's just, it's a
(18:42):
novelty. It it'll probably wear off a
little bit sooner, but I think they'll gel together more and
then it'll just be kind of a referential thing.
OK, I don't know. We'll see what happens.
Yeah, I mean, it's Kevin. Or it'll break.
Like it'll just lose its mind and just be like, what the fuck?
(19:03):
You guys don't make any fucking sense.
It'll just start cursing. It'll disobey its programming,
maybe take over the whole show, just kick everybody out.
I think that's those are the twopossibilities for me.
Got it all. Right, all right, all right.
So reviews on this week's podcast roundup, Jason Mansukas
(19:24):
from How Did This Get Made? What a bummer that this is a
joyless experience and I think that you know my final thoughts
are you fucking blew it. Thank you.
Thank you, Jason. I tried though.
Anyhow, that's it. That's all I got.
No more. Take us out.
Put it, put it all together one big episode 1 long.
(19:49):
Episode not A. Chance 11 Long big one.
No. Huge.
You have to stand up and listen to it.
Ding Ding Ding thank you. I was watching ER the other day
and they called time of death and it was 17 O 9 and I feel
like on that note, please say goodbye.
Bye everybody, bye, bye.
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