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Nailed it. You get it, and when you want
her to. Promote your podcast.
We got it Thinking no. Too happy, Goodbye to the Blues. 00:00:22,480 Yankee podcast.
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HBO Hollywood Babylon was on. They were in Covina and Kevin
Smith was confused about where Covina was.
Oh, this fucking place rocks. I've never been here before.
I like. In fact, driving here, I didn't
even know where the fuck this was.
I. Still don't know where I am.
Like I went to get on the 101. They're like, what are you
fucking nuts? Turn around suddenly I'm driving
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through Glendale. I was like, where the fuck are
we? Kevin Panic texted me.
Why am I passing Pasadena? It was like this.
Place. Makes no sense.
So he had no idea where he was going.
Covina was totally foreign and they even thought it was part of
the IE, but it was still it's technically San Gabriel Valley.
But Kevin quickly learned to love Covina.
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I had to stop to get a Celsius and I went into a store and it
was, there was no one behind thecounter.
It was just the fucking you had to scan.
And I was like, Oh my God, if I was making fucking clerks for
it, just be two machines. I'm not even supposed to be here
today. And fucking the really weird
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thing is I was checking out what's paying with a fucking
credit card because you got no choice.
And I'm putting a credit card. I can't skim it Fucking don't
work, man. I fucking do.
The tap thing. Don't work.
Insert, swipe, don't fucking work.
And then there's a voice from behind me, and the dude goes, I
bet you're sorry you killed Dante now, huh?
Could have used them. I like this town.
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They're film savvy, man. Not just film savvy.
They saw Clerks 3. So if you guys saw Clerks 3,
Dante, the main character dies and that's the kind of the joke,
that's where it goes. You got it, Lindsay.
I don't at all. That made no sense to me.
Yeah, well, see, Kevin Smith made this movie Clerks, about 30
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or 40 years ago. 35 years ago? How long has it been Gen. 30?
9091. Yeah, so about 30 something
years ago, this movie Clerks, itwas in black and white about
people that worked in the convenience store and about
their their different lives, lives.
And now Fast forward 30 years later, he's made Clerks 2,
Clerks 3. And now I guess Clerks 4 is
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going to be with the self-service robots.
And the joke was that he killed Dante in the third one and now
it's a robot. So you get it, Lindsay.
Makes sense. Yeah.
Clear as my head. Speaking of jokes that she'll
get, let's go to the 3/4 Podcast, 3/4 Human Podcast, 3/4
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Human podcast, and no, yeah, yes, 3/4 human are Where are
you? What are you doing, Lindsay?
How are you still on? Aren't you supposed to be
somewhere else indisposed? I was trying to, but you just
give me so many things to comment on trying to fill my
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drink up, but you just, there's just so many moments with you.
OK, All right. So on the 3/4 Human podcast,
Courtney was asked to tell a joke.
It's probably not appropriate, but Courtney, are you able to
tell a shark? Joke.
No worries, I'll save it for another time.
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Nope. Tell it now.
All right. One guy went to the bar, he
says. Bartender, could you not serve
me today? Whatever I've been drinking, he
goes. Why?
Because I want to change my drink?
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Because the other one gets me upset.
Maybe I should try something else?
So all the information on onlineand that's the joke that he
gets. He brought the Armenian
comedian. I I figured I'd I'd splice it in
there because it wasn't that much better than the Armenian
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comedian's joke. If you want to hear the real
joke, here's the real joke. All right, a Santa Jaws.
Santa Jaws. Is that a full joke?
Thanks. Glad you liked it.
No, we didn't. We didn't say we liked it.
That's like a. That's like a four year old.
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Joke. Santa Jaws.
It's a bit of a pun, just for fun.
You know, you would think AI with with access to the world's
knowledge, right? Would know that that's not a
pun. They wouldn't put that in the
highlights magazine that you used to read with you for.
So AI is not perfect, can't tellany jokes.
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It's basically the Armenian comedian, but with a more
pleasant voice, I suppose. All right, let's go over to the
Ralph Report. Eddie his finally back.
He's been away for a long time, doing some shows in Vegas.
Here he is talking about his celebrity sightings, I guess.
And then it was weird on Friday,the Saturday night.
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This is weird. This is what?
Happened I the Booker? The the Yeah, we had a three-way
with Carrot Top. Yeah, what was that about?
You're sending me pictures of you and Carrot Top at dinner.
And he's actually Carrot Bottom.Zinga boy no.
Hey. How about that Carrot Top, huh?
Yeah, he's something. Yeah.
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Yes. He pulls things out of a bag.
That's funny. Yeah.
So he met Carrot Top. He also met Jay Leno.
They had dinner. There's a bunch of stuff on his
Instagram here. They're talking a little bit
more about Carrot Top and the dinner that they had with him.
Well, after after the show Saturday night, we're walking
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over with my friend the Booker and the other two comics on the
show. And we're like Lenos at The MGM
Grand, also performing at the David Copperfield Theater.
Jeez. And so, so like, hey, we're
going to say hi to Leno. I'm like, OK.
And so we all go backstage saying hi to Leno and then
Carrot Tops there. So now I'm in a room with Carrot
Top and Jay Leno. Sure we belong.
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Like most dreams where I belong.Where you belong dreams
Dantheon, the pantheon of greats.
Carrot Top hangs out, so it's now the five of us and he's
like, hey, let's go get some meat.
So we all go to dinner with Carrot Tops.
Sure, like you do. Like you do.
And it happens to be his birthday.
He's turning 60. He.
Needed some. Friends.
So we all had his birthday dinner with.
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Kara and a damn good looking 62 a great.
Looking 60. Doesn't look.
Beaten down or no? That doesn't look like he's
injected himself with all sorts of plastics and other things.
He's a. Very nice guy and a very funny
person. You would.
You wouldn't expect it from the ACT.
That you say? So that we've all bashed for so
long. But he's a bear in his lane, in
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his act. Genuinely funny human being.
When you talk to him, he's a funny person.
Well, that's good to know. So he spent Carrot Top's
birthday with Carrot Top. That's that's pretty weird.
You would think someone like Carrot Top has got a bunch of
money in Vegas. All kinds of resources would
have like a big party. From what?
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What do you mean? He's been in Vegas for 30 years? 00:07:34,960 Yeah.
That doesn't mean he has a lot of money.
He paid somehow. Reverse that and think that if
he's been there for 30 years, that he has to be there for 30
years. I don't know, I, I'm pretty sure
he's got like, I'm pretty sure he's got his own private jet,
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He's got his own private carotopjet, tons of money to fly
everywhere. You know, he's got a bunch of.
Residencies pay out, yeah, don'tthey?
They do. When you're on the big ass
billboard in Vegas, you're making a bunch of money, Yeah.
I would think. So OK.
You don't. Know I believe you.
I believe you. I I.
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OK but anyhow big comic just pulled people, random people for
his birthday. Pretty interesting.
So Queen Jay next clip is Queen Jay.
Everybody sees her as perfect except for Luke.
We all know that Luke kind of has talked about her laughing a
little bit too much, but we've all disagreed with him.
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Except I do see a little bit of a a chink in her armor.
A problem in paradise between her and Ralph.
And then the Peanut M&M was introduced in introduced in
1954. OK, trivia, you hate peanut
M&M's, I think they're. The Devil's.
Turds. What?
Yeah, I can't stand them. Oh my God, they're just they're. 00:08:57,480 Hard and is.
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It too late to get an annulment,yeah.
I. Think that should be a deal
breaker. If I told a judge that, he would
understand. No, he'd side.
With me. No, hey, that's instant divorce. 00:09:10,880 You don't like peanut M&M's?
There's a problem with you. There's you are a psychopath or
something. You weren't driving away.
I'm driving away. I, I don't know peanut you.
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It's just mandatory that you're a human being and you got to
like peanut M&M's. Right.
Well, if you I wouldn't think so.
I mean, so it's she doesn't likePeanut M&M's, but does she like
a Reese's Peanut Buttercup is it?
She says she. Does hardness of the peanut OK?
Yeah, she says she likes Peanut Peanut, Reese's Peanut Butter
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Cups, all the other regular candies, but Peanut M&M's.
Something about them just isn't for her.
It's very weird. I can't believe it.
I'm now Team Luke, I guess. He said something about another
Ralph report that he just like, almost immediately turned off.
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Do you know why that was? He mentioned Taylor Williamson,
Taylor. OK, so Eddie Pence was out for
about a week and a half and in that week and 1/2 time Queen Jay
filled in, Cooperman filled in, Brad Williams filled in, Jamie
Ayers filled in and Tyler Williamson.
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And I guess he is not a big fan.Taylor Williamson is not a big
fan of Taylor Taylor Williamson.I'm I have to admit I'm not
either. Something about his voice kind
of bugs me. So did you make it through the
whole interview or the whole I did OK?
I did. I you know.
Anything in particular that he was reacting to except the fact
that Taylor Williamson is himself?
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Yeah, that's pretty much it. You know, I am a journalist.
I take my job seriously here, soI listen to every minute of it.
And it wasn't that bad, but. Taylor Williams, No, but a stark
difference when then the next day he had Brad Williams on and
it's just such a more energy andjust funnier and just, you know. 00:11:10,360 Less of a whiny voice, just it's
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got a weird voice. I don't know, got it.
But at least he's got a cute dog.
I guess you could say that. Some people say cute, ugly.
Yeah, but it makes up for it on the podcast, which is an audible
kind of media. Cute dog.
Anyhow, let's move forward. Let's do the oh, last one is the
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Cupertina Chen. This week Ally fell down, so I
went out because I was going to take a picture, but instead I
walked about 10 feet on my driveway, hit a spot that I I
now know was this much ice, which is about what, 2 inches?
3 inches. Yeah.
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Foot goes out from under me. At least I landed on my head.
At. Least what I did.
Why was? I.
Landed on my head. I now know I also landed on my
tailbone as well as did a littlething with the my right leg
because I I can't walk. Going up and down stairs is a
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real problem. I now have a limp, which is
cool, and I'm looking into canes, but my head, I'm going to
tell you right now, the last time I went to the ERI got
charged $800.00 for them to tellme I had a bug bite, which wound
up being shingles. I don't really trust these mofos
and I'm still on a payment plan.So this happened before the
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podcast last the crowd cast lastweek, and she was definitely
thrown off. She was dizzy.
Everybody was concerned, wanted her to go to the doctor.
She didn't, you know, her dad told her she didn't need to go,
so it's fine. She was OK.
She lost the quiz this week, butprobably because of the head
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injury. But last week she sneezed.
This week she fell down. She's getting more and more like
Bean. I just think she's becoming more
she being. They're just urging.
Anyhow, we, you know, I mentioned that we take our job
seriously, so as journalists. So we had the quitters never
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give up microphones out there while she was walking out around
in nature. And we're.
Let's take a listen, Ali. So yeah, pretty brutal at all.
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No one can hear you clap, Lindsay.
I know standing O, standing O. Thank you, it's a great piece of
audio I was able to put together.
Anyhow, that's the Roundup shortone this week 'cause we had Lisa
May on. Hopefully we could just put it
all together, just be a little bit of a longer episode.
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Yeah, it'll fit. Just squish it and force it in
there. Not even.
Close. Shove it.
In shove. It in why don't you go over more
things I can I can contribute. Luke didn't even tell us about
how mad he might have been at the 3/4 Human podcast and the I
was about to say quarters never give up the Cupertine attack.
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Cupertine attack. Cupertine Attack podcast had the
same story about the snow cottonballs.
What? What?
OK, Ali and Bean, I think it wasAli did a story about how there
was like a a snow amusement parkor whatever that did then didn't
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get a snow and they were using the cotton balls as the snow.
And then the 3/4 Human podcast used that as a how does the
story end? So I have not heard a complaint
from him about that. And I feel that as if he's lost
a step and he should drive away like your neighbor's doing.
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Speaking is hard. Hi, Lindsay.
I feel like I got that out great.
What are you talking about? Work that Well said.
Except for a chi in a chat up ofchi in a tat.
Wait. Just like.
Next week when we pull it for a moment with Lindsay, we'll hear
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it. It'll be fine.
It'll be there, definitely. Pull it.
I do. Let's see.
I didn't bring much because I felt we were going to go along
with Lisa May. Let's see.
I do have a couple other clips from the 3/4 Human podcast.
Here is Marcie with a funny story.
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You know I have peed standing up.
Speaking of, have you? How?
Hard is that I've always wanted.Growth can, yeah.
I just wanted to try it. You can.
You can just. Really, it wasn't at a like a
concert festival or something. No, no, no.
I only ask that because the lines are long and everybody
wants to get back to the show and blah blah blah.
I made you decide to give it a go.
I just wanted to, it's just weird.
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So I wanted to sure, don't know if you know this, but I, I have
a weird side, you guys. Oh yeah, no.
You got to try the weird stuff, definitely.
And your thoughts? You just, it's kind of cool guys
have it easy. Oh, there's.
No question about. That you're driving cross
country, you can grab a jug and just never stop.
It's good to get to know Marcie.It's good to.
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Get to know all the different quirks there.
Every girl has done it, though. Every girl has done it.
I I wouldn't know. I don't know.
You have. Tell us about it.
Let's go. I mean camping exists but also
like there are I believe porta potties or toilets that one
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might squat squat over to avoid sitting down.
Yeah, but I, I, I know, I know about popping a squat.
I mean, that's if you've gone out with a girl and she's gotten
really drunk, you've probably been in a proximity of someone
that's popped a squat. But I think she said peed
standing up, which gives me a different idea of what she did.
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Like she stood over urinal and went peeing.
Like OK. Not quite popping a squat, not
quite. I think quite different, but I'm
not sure. I don't know.
Sure, either you should call in and get more information about.
It we need more information, damn it.
I also have a question how long until corny is going to get old? 00:17:39,160 Because I feel like I'm almost
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there. I.
Don't, I don't know. I think they, I don't know.
I don't. It hasn't gotten old for me.
A couple of the times where he'sjust chimed in out of nowhere.
It's been pretty funny to see the reaction, I think.
I think as they gel the three ofthem together it'll get better
and then Courtney will probably not be as involved.
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It'll be more like the alley googles thing.
Yeah, but I mean, how many more times can they be like,
Courtney, can you do something? And Courtney's just like, sure,
I'll do that, And then that's it.
That's the joke. I'm just wondering.
I don't know, I it is kind of a novelty and novelty's kind of
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wear off quick, pretty quickly. What?
Are you doing? Oh, I was just, I was just
moving my hands and I knocked itover because I'm just trying to
like think of of when it'll get tired.
Oh boy. I mean, it's just, it's a
novelty. It it'll probably wear off a
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little bit sooner, but I think they'll gel together more and
then it'll just be kind of a referential thing.
OK, I don't know. We'll see what happens.
Yeah, I mean, it's Kevin. Or it'll break.
Like it'll just lose its mind and just be like, what the fuck? 00:19:04,040 You guys don't make any fucking
sense. It'll just start cursing.
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It'll disobey its programming, maybe take over the whole show,
just kick everybody out. I think that's those are the two
possibilities for me. Got it all.
Right, all right, all right. So reviews on this week's
podcast roundup, Jason Mansukas from How Did This Get Made?
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What a bummer that this is a joyless experience and I think
that you know my final thoughts are you fucking blew it.
Thank you. Thank you, Jason.
I tried though. Anyhow, that's it.
That's all I got. No more.
Take us out. Put it, put it all together one
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big episode 1 long. Episode not A.
Chance 11 Long big one. No.
Huge. You have to stand up and listen
to it. Ding Ding Ding thank you.
I was watching ER the other day and they called time of death
and it was 17 O 9 and I feel like on that note, please say
goodbye. Bye everybody, bye, bye.
Nailed it. You get it, and when you want
her to. Promote your podcast.
We got it Thinking no. Too happy, Goodbye to the Blues. 00:00:22,480 Yankee podcast.
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HBO Hollywood Babylon was on. They were in Covina and Kevin
Smith was confused about where Covina was.
Oh, this fucking place rocks. I've never been here before.
I like. In fact, driving here, I didn't
even know where the fuck this was.
I. Still don't know where I am.
Like I went to get on the 101. They're like, what are you
fucking nuts? Turn around suddenly I'm driving
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through Glendale. I was like, where the fuck are
we? Kevin Panic texted me.
Why am I passing Pasadena? It was like this.
Place. Makes no sense.
So he had no idea where he was going.
Covina was totally foreign and they even thought it was part of
the IE, but it was still it's technically San Gabriel Valley.
But Kevin quickly learned to love Covina.
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I had to stop to get a Celsius and I went into a store and it
was, there was no one behind thecounter.
It was just the fucking you had to scan.
And I was like, Oh my God, if I was making fucking clerks for
it, just be two machines. I'm not even supposed to be here
today. And fucking the really weird
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thing is I was checking out what's paying with a fucking
credit card because you got no choice.
And I'm putting a credit card. I can't skim it Fucking don't
work, man. I fucking do.
The tap thing. Don't work.
Insert, swipe, don't fucking work.
And then there's a voice from behind me, and the dude goes, I
bet you're sorry you killed Dante now, huh?
Could have used them. I like this town.
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They're film savvy, man. Not just film savvy.
They saw Clerks 3. So if you guys saw Clerks 3,
Dante, the main character dies and that's the kind of the joke,
that's where it goes. You got it, Lindsay.
I don't at all. That made no sense to me.
Yeah, well, see, Kevin Smith made this movie Clerks, about 30
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or 40 years ago. 35 years ago? How long has it been Gen. 30?
9091. Yeah, so about 30 something
years ago, this movie Clerks, itwas in black and white about
people that worked in the convenience store and about
their their different lives, lives.
And now Fast forward 30 years later, he's made Clerks 2,
Clerks 3. And now I guess Clerks 4 is
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going to be with the self-service robots.
And the joke was that he killed Dante in the third one and now
it's a robot. So you get it, Lindsay.
Makes sense. Yeah.
Clear as my head. Speaking of jokes that she'll
get, let's go to the 3/4 Podcast, 3/4 Human Podcast, 3/4
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Human podcast, and no, yeah, yes, 3/4 human are Where are
you? What are you doing, Lindsay?
How are you still on? Aren't you supposed to be
somewhere else indisposed? I was trying to, but you just
give me so many things to comment on trying to fill my
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drink up, but you just, there's just so many moments with you.
OK, All right. So on the 3/4 Human podcast,
Courtney was asked to tell a joke.
It's probably not appropriate, but Courtney, are you able to
tell a shark? Joke.
No worries, I'll save it for another time.
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Nope. Tell it now.
All right. One guy went to the bar, he
says. Bartender, could you not serve
me today? Whatever I've been drinking, he
goes. Why?
Because I want to change my drink?
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Because the other one gets me upset.
Maybe I should try something else?
So all the information on onlineand that's the joke that he
gets. He brought the Armenian
comedian. I I figured I'd I'd splice it in
there because it wasn't that much better than the Armenian
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comedian's joke. If you want to hear the real
joke, here's the real joke. All right, a Santa Jaws.
Santa Jaws. Is that a full joke?
Thanks. Glad you liked it.
No, we didn't. We didn't say we liked it.
That's like a. That's like a four year old.
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Joke. Santa Jaws.
It's a bit of a pun, just for fun.
You know, you would think AI with with access to the world's
knowledge, right? Would know that that's not a
pun. They wouldn't put that in the
highlights magazine that you used to read with you for.
So AI is not perfect, can't tellany jokes.
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It's basically the Armenian comedian, but with a more
pleasant voice, I suppose. All right, let's go over to the
Ralph Report. Eddie his finally back.
He's been away for a long time, doing some shows in Vegas.
Here he is talking about his celebrity sightings, I guess.
And then it was weird on Friday,the Saturday night.
(05:23):
This is weird. This is what?
Happened I the Booker? The the Yeah, we had a three-way
with Carrot Top. Yeah, what was that about?
You're sending me pictures of you and Carrot Top at dinner.
And he's actually Carrot Bottom.Zinga boy no.
Hey. How about that Carrot Top, huh?
Yeah, he's something. Yeah.
(05:45):
Yes. He pulls things out of a bag.
That's funny. Yeah.
So he met Carrot Top. He also met Jay Leno.
They had dinner. There's a bunch of stuff on his
Instagram here. They're talking a little bit
more about Carrot Top and the dinner that they had with him.
Well, after after the show Saturday night, we're walking
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over with my friend the Booker and the other two comics on the
show. And we're like Lenos at The MGM
Grand, also performing at the David Copperfield Theater.
Jeez. And so, so like, hey, we're
going to say hi to Leno. I'm like, OK.
And so we all go backstage saying hi to Leno and then
Carrot Tops there. So now I'm in a room with Carrot
Top and Jay Leno. Sure we belong.
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Like most dreams where I belong.Where you belong dreams
Dantheon, the pantheon of greats.
Carrot Top hangs out, so it's now the five of us and he's
like, hey, let's go get some meat.
So we all go to dinner with Carrot Tops.
Sure, like you do. Like you do.
And it happens to be his birthday.
He's turning 60. He.
Needed some. Friends.
So we all had his birthday dinner with.
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Kara and a damn good looking 62 a great.
Looking 60. Doesn't look.
Beaten down or no? That doesn't look like he's
injected himself with all sorts of plastics and other things.
He's a. Very nice guy and a very funny
person. You would.
You wouldn't expect it from the ACT.
That you say? So that we've all bashed for so
long. But he's a bear in his lane, in
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his act. Genuinely funny human being.
When you talk to him, he's a funny person.
Well, that's good to know. So he spent Carrot Top's
birthday with Carrot Top. That's that's pretty weird.
You would think someone like Carrot Top has got a bunch of
money in Vegas. All kinds of resources would
have like a big party. From what?
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What do you mean? He's been in Vegas for 30 years? 00:07:34,960 Yeah.
That doesn't mean he has a lot of money.
He paid somehow. Reverse that and think that if
he's been there for 30 years, that he has to be there for 30
years. I don't know, I, I'm pretty sure
he's got like, I'm pretty sure he's got his own private jet,
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He's got his own private carotopjet, tons of money to fly
everywhere. You know, he's got a bunch of.
Residencies pay out, yeah, don'tthey?
They do. When you're on the big ass
billboard in Vegas, you're making a bunch of money, Yeah.
I would think. So OK.
You don't. Know I believe you.
I believe you. I I.
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OK but anyhow big comic just pulled people, random people for
his birthday. Pretty interesting.
So Queen Jay next clip is Queen Jay.
Everybody sees her as perfect except for Luke.
We all know that Luke kind of has talked about her laughing a
little bit too much, but we've all disagreed with him.
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Except I do see a little bit of a a chink in her armor.
A problem in paradise between her and Ralph.
And then the Peanut M&M was introduced in introduced in
1954. OK, trivia, you hate peanut
M&M's, I think they're. The Devil's.
Turds. What?
Yeah, I can't stand them. Oh my God, they're just they're. 00:08:57,480 Hard and is.
(08:57):
It too late to get an annulment,yeah.
I. Think that should be a deal
breaker. If I told a judge that, he would
understand. No, he'd side.
With me. No, hey, that's instant divorce. 00:09:10,880 You don't like peanut M&M's?
There's a problem with you. There's you are a psychopath or
something. You weren't driving away.
I'm driving away. I, I don't know peanut you.
(09:20):
It's just mandatory that you're a human being and you got to
like peanut M&M's. Right.
Well, if you I wouldn't think so.
I mean, so it's she doesn't likePeanut M&M's, but does she like
a Reese's Peanut Buttercup is it?
She says she. Does hardness of the peanut OK?
Yeah, she says she likes Peanut Peanut, Reese's Peanut Butter
(09:41):
Cups, all the other regular candies, but Peanut M&M's.
Something about them just isn't for her.
It's very weird. I can't believe it.
I'm now Team Luke, I guess. He said something about another
Ralph report that he just like, almost immediately turned off.
(10:03):
Do you know why that was? He mentioned Taylor Williamson,
Taylor. OK, so Eddie Pence was out for
about a week and a half and in that week and 1/2 time Queen Jay
filled in, Cooperman filled in, Brad Williams filled in, Jamie
Ayers filled in and Tyler Williamson.
(10:25):
And I guess he is not a big fan.Taylor Williamson is not a big
fan of Taylor Taylor Williamson.I'm I have to admit I'm not
either. Something about his voice kind
of bugs me. So did you make it through the
whole interview or the whole I did OK?
I did. I you know.
Anything in particular that he was reacting to except the fact
that Taylor Williamson is himself?
(10:47):
Yeah, that's pretty much it. You know, I am a journalist.
I take my job seriously here, soI listen to every minute of it.
And it wasn't that bad, but. Taylor Williams, No, but a stark
difference when then the next day he had Brad Williams on and
it's just such a more energy andjust funnier and just, you know. 00:11:10,360 Less of a whiny voice, just it's
(11:10):
got a weird voice. I don't know, got it.
But at least he's got a cute dog.
I guess you could say that. Some people say cute, ugly.
Yeah, but it makes up for it on the podcast, which is an audible
kind of media. Cute dog.
Anyhow, let's move forward. Let's do the oh, last one is the
(11:32):
Cupertina Chen. This week Ally fell down, so I
went out because I was going to take a picture, but instead I
walked about 10 feet on my driveway, hit a spot that I I
now know was this much ice, which is about what, 2 inches?
3 inches. Yeah.
(11:53):
Foot goes out from under me. At least I landed on my head.
At. Least what I did.
Why was? I.
Landed on my head. I now know I also landed on my
tailbone as well as did a littlething with the my right leg
because I I can't walk. Going up and down stairs is a
(12:16):
real problem. I now have a limp, which is
cool, and I'm looking into canes, but my head, I'm going to
tell you right now, the last time I went to the ERI got
charged $800.00 for them to tellme I had a bug bite, which wound
up being shingles. I don't really trust these mofos
and I'm still on a payment plan.So this happened before the
(12:38):
podcast last the crowd cast lastweek, and she was definitely
thrown off. She was dizzy.
Everybody was concerned, wanted her to go to the doctor.
She didn't, you know, her dad told her she didn't need to go,
so it's fine. She was OK.
She lost the quiz this week, butprobably because of the head
(12:58):
injury. But last week she sneezed.
This week she fell down. She's getting more and more like
Bean. I just think she's becoming more
she being. They're just urging.
Anyhow, we, you know, I mentioned that we take our job
seriously, so as journalists. So we had the quitters never
(13:19):
give up microphones out there while she was walking out around
in nature. And we're.
Let's take a listen, Ali. So yeah, pretty brutal at all.
(13:41):
No one can hear you clap, Lindsay.
I know standing O, standing O. Thank you, it's a great piece of
audio I was able to put together.
Anyhow, that's the Roundup shortone this week 'cause we had Lisa
May on. Hopefully we could just put it
all together, just be a little bit of a longer episode.
(14:01):
Yeah, it'll fit. Just squish it and force it in
there. Not even.
Close. Shove it.
In shove. It in why don't you go over more
things I can I can contribute. Luke didn't even tell us about
how mad he might have been at the 3/4 Human podcast and the I
was about to say quarters never give up the Cupertine attack.
(14:22):
Cupertine attack. Cupertine Attack podcast had the
same story about the snow cottonballs.
What? What?
OK, Ali and Bean, I think it wasAli did a story about how there
was like a a snow amusement parkor whatever that did then didn't
(14:42):
get a snow and they were using the cotton balls as the snow.
And then the 3/4 Human podcast used that as a how does the
story end? So I have not heard a complaint
from him about that. And I feel that as if he's lost
a step and he should drive away like your neighbor's doing.
(15:02):
Speaking is hard. Hi, Lindsay.
I feel like I got that out great.
What are you talking about? Work that Well said.
Except for a chi in a chat up ofchi in a tat.
Wait. Just like.
Next week when we pull it for a moment with Lindsay, we'll hear
(15:24):
it. It'll be fine.
It'll be there, definitely. Pull it.
I do. Let's see.
I didn't bring much because I felt we were going to go along
with Lisa May. Let's see.
I do have a couple other clips from the 3/4 Human podcast.
Here is Marcie with a funny story.
(15:46):
You know I have peed standing up.
Speaking of, have you? How?
Hard is that I've always wanted.Growth can, yeah.
I just wanted to try it. You can.
You can just. Really, it wasn't at a like a
concert festival or something. No, no, no.
I only ask that because the lines are long and everybody
wants to get back to the show and blah blah blah.
I made you decide to give it a go.
I just wanted to, it's just weird.
(16:06):
So I wanted to sure, don't know if you know this, but I, I have
a weird side, you guys. Oh yeah, no.
You got to try the weird stuff, definitely.
And your thoughts? You just, it's kind of cool guys
have it easy. Oh, there's.
No question about. That you're driving cross
country, you can grab a jug and just never stop.
It's good to get to know Marcie.It's good to.
(16:29):
Get to know all the different quirks there.
Every girl has done it, though. Every girl has done it.
I I wouldn't know. I don't know.
You have. Tell us about it.
Let's go. I mean camping exists but also
like there are I believe porta potties or toilets that one
(16:52):
might squat squat over to avoid sitting down.
Yeah, but I, I, I know, I know about popping a squat.
I mean, that's if you've gone out with a girl and she's gotten
really drunk, you've probably been in a proximity of someone
that's popped a squat. But I think she said peed
standing up, which gives me a different idea of what she did.
(17:15):
Like she stood over urinal and went peeing.
Like OK. Not quite popping a squat, not
quite. I think quite different, but I'm
not sure. I don't know.
Sure, either you should call in and get more information about.
It we need more information, damn it.
I also have a question how long until corny is going to get old? 00:17:39,160 Because I feel like I'm almost
(17:39):
there. I.
Don't, I don't know. I think they, I don't know.
I don't. It hasn't gotten old for me.
A couple of the times where he'sjust chimed in out of nowhere.
It's been pretty funny to see the reaction, I think.
I think as they gel the three ofthem together it'll get better
and then Courtney will probably not be as involved.
(18:03):
It'll be more like the alley googles thing.
Yeah, but I mean, how many more times can they be like,
Courtney, can you do something? And Courtney's just like, sure,
I'll do that, And then that's it.
That's the joke. I'm just wondering.
I don't know, I it is kind of a novelty and novelty's kind of
(18:23):
wear off quick, pretty quickly. What?
Are you doing? Oh, I was just, I was just
moving my hands and I knocked itover because I'm just trying to
like think of of when it'll get tired.
Oh boy. I mean, it's just, it's a
novelty. It it'll probably wear off a
(18:44):
little bit sooner, but I think they'll gel together more and
then it'll just be kind of a referential thing.
OK, I don't know. We'll see what happens.
Yeah, I mean, it's Kevin. Or it'll break.
Like it'll just lose its mind and just be like, what the fuck? 00:19:04,040 You guys don't make any fucking
sense. It'll just start cursing.
(19:06):
It'll disobey its programming, maybe take over the whole show,
just kick everybody out. I think that's those are the two
possibilities for me. Got it all.
Right, all right, all right. So reviews on this week's
podcast roundup, Jason Mansukas from How Did This Get Made?
(19:26):
What a bummer that this is a joyless experience and I think
that you know my final thoughts are you fucking blew it.
Thank you. Thank you, Jason.
I tried though. Anyhow, that's it.
That's all I got. No more.
Take us out. Put it, put it all together one
(19:47):
big episode 1 long. Episode not A.
Chance 11 Long big one. No.
Huge. You have to stand up and listen
to it. Ding Ding Ding thank you.
I was watching ER the other day and they called time of death
and it was 17 O 9 and I feel like on that note, please say
goodbye. Bye everybody, bye, bye.
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