Episode 178 - The Egg Caper

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There's plenty of excitement ahead in our next episode.
Let me be 1001% clear, travelingto the Eagles game today is
essential. Let me hear you all say ELEL ES
Eagle final, final whistle. That's what it's time.

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Dave has so many problems. Oh really?
And apparently the bitch is 1. How dignitized are you?
Mr. Cow? Yeah.
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center
of a Tootsie Pop? I don't know, I always end up

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biting as quitters. Never give up.
Go ahead. Repping for all of quitters.
Never give up. Check off Christopher.
We check off Jen Pastorini. Check off Lindsay.
Hello, Drew. Aw, the great Ed Wynn, ladies
and gentlemen. I love him so much because I
said quitters never give up. And he said that's all they do.
That's awesome. Now, Richie, are you going to

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attend the award show on on Sunday?
No, I can't. That's awesome.
I love party people. It is.
Quitters. Never give up.
This is episode 178, right? Music's going on.
How to play the jam. Oddly enough, on accident, I
found that that commercial goes really well with this song.

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Let's see, I left it here. Here it comes.
Right, right. Wait.
It'll play soon. Mr. Fox, how many licks does it
take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie bar?
Why don't you ask Mr. Turtle, for he's been around a lot
longer than I. Me, I bite.

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Mr. Turtle, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie
Roll center of a Tootsie bar? He never made it without biting. 00:02:00,480 Ask Mr. Rao, for he is the
wisest of us all. Mr. Rao, how many licks does it
take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie?
Pop a good question. Let's find out the 1A tootoo

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aree aree. If there's anything I can't
stand, it's a smart app. How many licks does it take to
get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
The world may never know. Yeah, it's a mash up for like
Lindsay and Edwin just bridging the generational divide.

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Oh, I'm digging all those old voices, you know, Paul Winter
lasting out by the way, all. Right.
Well, this has been Quitters Never Give Up episode 178.
Thank you all for calling us. Bye.
Actually, let's say hello to thequitters.
Who's up first? Well.
According to TMZ, there was a ton of nude pictures of Lindsay
on that laptop. Hi, Lindsay.

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Hello. That was from Edwin.
Whatever it takes, said Lindsay.I think that one would have been
better. Whatever it takes, including the
timer app. Let's say hello to Jen.
She. Puts the Jen in generous hello.

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Hey, Jen. Hey party people, how's everyone
we're? Good.
And let's say hello to Edwin. You can ask him yourself
whenever you want to talk to Eddie, you go right ahead
because he's a huge fan of all of you.
Edwin, I am a fan of all of you guys.
Good day mates. And of course, I'm Christopher.

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I have to always remind Bean andeverybody else.
And my name is Chris and I'm addicted to turning on strobe
lights around people with epilepsy.
I also soaked peanuts in water and missed that shit around
people with peanut allergies andthen scare autistic children to
their shit. And I'm here to hopefully find
like minded people like myself. You mean you here to get better

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right? Hell Nah.
I ain't saying nothing sounding like this.
I, I don't know where they got the recording from that that
meeting supposed to be anonymous.
Thought about that. All right, before Lindsay
leaves, let's just do the flashback.
Hello and welcome to a very special flashback because I'm
going to introduce. You now flashbacks.

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And now flashbacks. Let's have a look at this.
Just play the intro. So I'm watching the Baltimore
Ravens celebration in, well, of all places, Baltimore.
Yesterday they did it opened up the doors.
Where? Where do they play?

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It's a M&B stadium or it's got some terrible name in the Indian
Harbor there. And the place was just packed.
And Ralph, the reason I'm impinging on your time here is
because this directly involves you.
OK? So they so they do the big thing
where they have the trophy and the music and the highlight reel
and everything like that. And every all the players and
everybody gets up and says a fewwords about how great the fans
are. And here's the announcer for the

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Baltimore Ravens bringing up a special guest.
And Ralph, I think you'll enjoy this very much.
Ravens fans, we wish we could have taken every one of you with
the team to New Orleans. Even though we could not do
that, We can make sure we take you some place special today
because thanks to #20 For each of you, we have two tickets to

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Paradise with Ed Reed. 2 ticketsto Paradise.
What's happening? This guy is singing in a
stadium. 2 tickets to Paradise. Along with the Eddie Money
record that Ralph loves so much,this is one of the great karaoke
performances of all time. Two tickets to Paradise.

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Why is this happening? Listen.
Seriously. I mean, awesome.
Isn't that even a karaoke bet? He's singing along to the real
song record. Yeah.
It's like singing in the car or the shower.
And poorly. Well, who?
Who? OK, then.
Didn't somebody go, hey, this isn't good?

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No, Ed Reed. I don't know who that is.
You don't know who Ed Reed is? No, maybe that's part of it.
I don't know who he is. He he's he's the biggest star on
the on the Ravens, as Ray Lewis is.
Oh, OK, So it's it's their star player.
Yeah, doing really crappy singing cornerback.
He's just he's he's a legend. He's a legend with them.
Not anymore. And I I'm trying to know he's
one of the biggest names in the NFL too.

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And he's he's one of the three big stars.
There's Flacco, there's Ed Reed and there's there's Lewis.
Wow. They should have chosen one of
the other two and Ray Rice, I guess.
But I guess if he says, look, I want to do something, you say,
well, right. I just, I don't know if that's a
thing that they've been doing inBaltimore about calling the trip
to New Orleans 2 tickets to Paradise or if there was a
promotion or whatever. But I just laughed when I
thought in 2013, here's a 25 year old black guy singing an

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Eddie Money song to a stadium full of 70,000 people.
It was just a weird moment. And he wasn't really singing.
Yeah. Listen, Ed, I don't, I don't
rap. You don't sing any money.
OK. Whatever he was doing, I don't
know what it was either, but it's a free safety.
By the way, it's not a corner free safety.
I certainly did think of you when I saw it.
Right. Well, I appreciate it.
How proud you must be. I appreciate that.

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I know this is the show Showbiz Beat Time, but I heard a rumor
tomorrow we're maybe doing one of the Kevin De Bean Citizens of
the Day. Yeah.
Can I make a nominee? Sure.
Before you make the final decision.
Sure. Real quick story, I did want to
talk about a federal prison inmate named Ronnell Wilson who
is currently incarcerated for hewas convicted, found guilty of

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the assassination style murders of two undercover police
officers who were involved with the gang that he was involved in
during a an arms deal, a gun deal that went wrong.
I guess these guys, their their cover was blown.
He shot them both point blank back of the head execution
style. He's 29 years old, currently

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doing life in prison. Well, it's really funny so far.
Well, the reason I bring it up is because yesterday his
girlfriend, Nancy Gonzalez, 29, was in court.
The reason? Well, she was the prison guard
at the federal penitentiary where Ronnell was doing his
time. What she is currently pregnant

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with his child. What she met him in prison
having an affair while she was guarding him.
And they would have sex during the night shift at Metropolitan
Detention Center in Brooklyn. Wow.
How hard up is she for a boyfriend?
Yeah. And there are guys listening

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right now who take care of themselves.
And they've got a job, and they're, you know, doing the
best they can. They can't get a date to save
their lives. This guy's in prison for double
murder, and he's getting laid. Their kill cops.
Their kill count is 0. He killed 2 cops.
She is a correctional officer. It doesn't seem like that would
work out. It seems like they're coming
from two different places in theworld.

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Yeah. Choose different sides of the
law. I would say so, yeah.
Nancy, 29, was arrested on charges she had intentionally
engaged in sex with Ron L Wilsonwhile working the night shift.
Did you say she was pregnant? She became pregnant in June, a
few months after the affair. My God.
Gonzalez appeared in court Tuesday, visibly pregnant,
crying, and was released on $150,000 bail.

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Look, if I'm in jail doing time for for life, probably, I assume
this guy, this convict is you got to go for it with every
female person, no question. You got it.
You can't really blame him for trying, right?
But who? What prison guard is saying?
Yes, Yeah. You blame her for agreeing?
Ron. Ron without safety as well.
Well, I'm sure she had her gun in her baton.

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No, I'm sure she was safe. I'm sure I'm saying against
getting pregnant. Oh yeah, I think it's the worst
video you're looking for. Thank you.
Safety seems bad. I'm sure she handcuffed him
before they had sex so he wouldn't make a break for it or
something. I couldn't believe that.
Look, I'll let you have sex withme, but don't try to escape.
That's. Right.
Because I'm not going to break all the laws.

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So well done, Nancy Gonzalez, age 29.
Once again, your life decisions have served you well.
Do you have anything you want totalk about or?
Yeah, sure. Let's talk about some showbiz
stuff. Parks and Recreation star Chris
Pratt has a new gig. Oh, he's the best.
Just been announced. He will be starring in Marvel's
new upcoming comic book movie Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Now let's get a tremendous buzz,right?
Yeah. Everyone's talking about this.
What's the Guardians of the Galaxy?
It is a lesser known sort of cult classic comic, kind of like
The Avengers kind of, but it's alittle more quirky to use a
word, to use a well chosen word.That's right.
It's a team of aliens and and animals and stuff.

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And it's a it's a, it's a reallyfunny, interesting, clever,
clever film. A comic rather being made into a
film. Chris Pratt will play Star Lord,
the half human, half alien leader of the Guardians of the
Galaxy. So new gig for him.
This surprised me. Kevin and I were both big fans
of a movie called Hitman came out a couple years ago.
I love that. Starring Timothy Olyphant and

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the Girl with the Tattoo on Her Face.
Yeah. She was hot.
Also known these days, I guess. Best known for what's the, the
share of justifying? Justifying.
Yeah. Yeah.
TV show. Anyway, that did pretty well for
itself. Movie made $100 million.
Now it's just been announced they're remaking it, they're

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going to re rake. It's 9 #2 No, they're not making
a sequel. Huh, With Tim the elephant.
They're going to reboot it with Paul Walker from fast and the
furious in the lead role. I don't think he's got the I
don't either the nads for that role elephant.
He was scary as hell in that film.
I thought he really pulled it off well, but he was good Ned.
He was also good in the in the you know, I'm not going to come

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up with this movie safety die hard.
He was good in die hard Forge. He met the Oliphant was the bad
guy, remember, in the giant truck where he was controlling
all of the Internet and all thatstuff.
Come on. OK.
I believe you. I just do not recall.
All right. Yeah.
I think it's a bad idea to remake that.
I think Tim Alfinch be putting that film again.

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What do I know? What do I know?
Jessica Chastain. She's in two movies right now.
She's also on Broadway in a playcalled The Heiress.
Last weekend, her dog made its Broadway debut.
I'm sorry, her dog. It's wasn't planned that way.
Apparently, she brings her dog, Chaplain, to the theater with

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her every night. And during a very dramatic
moment in The Heiress, Chaplain decided to walk out on stage.
Jessica had to leave the stage so the dog would follow her and
then continue on with the show. The dog, by the way, has three
legs. So just if you thought, well,
maybe the audience thought that was just part of the play and
nobody noticed. No, the dog came hobbling out on

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stage on Broadway and she had towalk off the stage to take the
dog with. It's a long way for a dog with
three legs to go. He really is.
He's really, he really got bit by the bug.
He really wants to be a star. She apparently took the final
bow with Chaplain in her arms. So the dog got a little round of
applause at the end of the show as well.
What about the dogs? No respect for the dogs.
What about the dogs, Michael? What about the dogs?

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What about the dogs? What about the dogs?
Mike Tyson appears on Law and Order tonight playing a death
row inmate, a murderer named Reggie Rhodes, whose violent
actions may in part be the byproduct of sexual abuse he
suffered as a child. Mike's going to be acting his
ass off tonight. Mike said his favorite scene was

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with Mariska Hargitay because she has big cans and then he bit
her ear. So I don't think that he may be
missing out on what the whole experience, but we don't know.
And we're talking about that Beverly Hills Cop TV series.
Yes, Eddie Murphy will reprise his role as Axel Foley to this
time he plays the chief of police in Detroit and his son,
Brandon Jackson plays Foley's son as the new Beverly Hills

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Cop. Just been added to the cast.
Kevin Pollak. No kidding.
Great. He will play the in house
attorney for the Beverly Hills PD.
So we get to see Pollock back ontelevision.
He's a great actor. Looking forward to that.
Do you remember in the original Beverly Hills Cop when Eddie
Murphy was singing Roxanne? Remember that?
That scene? 48 hours. 48 hours.
Yeah. Never mind.
Different films. Never mind.

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Yeah. Eddie Murphy was in both of
those. But you're out.
We'll edit that out. That's your convict.
That's 48 hours. Today's celebrity.
What's happening? I just got ripped.
Rolled 2 tickets to paradise. Pack your bags.
We can leave in line. I was headed toward his son in

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the new version is going to be singing a song, too.
That's what I was going for. And it would have been funny if
I got in the right movie, I suppose, but but it helped.
So instead of just abandoning that joke as you did rightly the
first time, now you're going to it.
Because I just felt like I left it out there.
Like why did he bring that up? And then it was the wrong movie
and there was no, it wasn't going anywhere.
I just wanted to explain why I asked the question in the first

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time. I'm bored.
I'm bored. I don't blame you, Lisa.
I don't. Sorry.
I recused myself from the entireconversation and apologized to
the Nation. I respectfully request that this
showbiz be not be used for the podcast when we when we're doing
it together. I agree.
I would like to put that and notgo into the permanent record
either. By the way, I would like to.
Is there an application I need to I don't think do it in
writing or maybe I'm saying don't have to submit something

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in writing. Beer mug with the Library of
Congress calls later today. Respectfully, I just changed my
mind. I'm bored, I'm bored.
It would be in the podcast. What just happened is being just
had a stroke during it. I think we didn't document it.

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Why are we? Why did we make it till like the
last two minutes of the show? We were fine and now we can't do
anything right. I love it so much when it's not
me. Do you have anything you want to
talk about it? I was going to show with Mel
Tillis all of a sudden, All right, We we're hopeless.

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I'm Ralph Garvin. I want you to open the screen.
Let's just get the hell out of here.
It's Rick Astley's birthday. That's why.
Yeah. Yeah, you're playing that.
But I thought he would sing another song.
His son, the gangster's son would sing a song in another
movie. Do we have a beat in the show?
Killer Jingle. Do we have that someplace?
All right, Thursday morning on an all new capital beat show.
We have Jonesy joining us in thestudio.
We had Jonesy this morning in this video talking about what I

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could do the show because I don't feel that the real Jonesy
also first time also comedian Jim Jeffries will be in studio
because I come in here talking about his his new show legit
talk about all the things that I've done.
OK and then you go on and the kid bounce like, oh, you don't
want to hear me tell my story. No, I don't.
The kid that made out with bar Refaeli in the commercial.

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We're going to talk to you tomorrow.
Got her pregnant. Oh, did he get her pregnant?
I didn't realize that. Oh yeah, it changes my mind
then. True.
And we'll give away tickets to our pre Grammy party with Muse
tomorrow morning on an all new Kevin and beach.
So good that had everything. I forget why they had the clip

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with Lisa and it wasn't too longago that I heard it.
When she does the I'm bored, I'mbored.
It was like, I don't know if shewas making fun of something like
on Oprah or something like that.Didn't.
Eddie brought it in. Oh.
It's from the Liz and Dick movieabout it was with Lindsay Lohan. 00:17:53,680 Liz Taylor.

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It's about Liz Taylor. They're reenacting the movie
with the Kevin and Bean players.Yeah, that was.
Some of the great acting by Lindsay Lohan.
I'm bored. I'm bored, yeah, but it came in
handy for years afterwards. Yeah.
I think we could use it today all.
Right. Oh.
My gosh, you're worse than me today.

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It's it was a great one, Jen. I was gonna say, it's amazing
how many movie projects just never come to fruition.
They just die. Yeah, like all those projects he
talked about, except for Guardians of the Galaxy, never
happened. Yeah.
What year? What year was this, Jen?
This is February 6th, 2013. Oh well, I know why the Hitman

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movie didn't happen then, because Paul Walker died.
He died that year, so that's probably why it didn't happen.
Probably. Yeah, so.
Way to bring us down. Way to bring us down, Chris.
Yeah. We're.
I'm bored. I'm bored.
I'm bored. I'm bored.
Who? Else died in 2013.
Chris. Well, I know this podcast died

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today, but OK, All right, So what else we got?
That's it. Oh man, the.
Crowd cast. How was it?
Tell us everything. The crowd cast was really cool.
Edwin was there, of course. He got behind the bar.
He started pouring drinks for everybody.

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Eddie, how was the crowd cast? It was great.
Christopher was behind the bar. He was.
Serving drinks to everybody. No, it was fun.
We begged Jodi, who's behind thesingles party, to go on.
I told her like three times and then she wasn't there.
So they had Christopher come on and he gave the info about the

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singles party. Yeah, I did not do good.
But Bean of course did not Remember Me, which was, you
know, on brand. And then then he complimented
me, which threw me for a loop because he said that I do a lot
of the production and I make really nice intros for our
guests. And I had nothing to say after
that. I was like a long time fan.

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Him, you, me, like Omar and you.And then I went into the
Valentine's Day party. So it was a lot of fun.
Bean got back to backhanded compliments right after that, so
then you're more comfortable, right?
So what is the Singles Party? Well, Jodi.
And who was the other teabagger?Edwin She.

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Mentioned and Steve. Yeah, well, that's those are the
ones that we know. But there was another girl that
was with Jodi that wanted to do a singles party and so they put
together this or this event that's gonna happen at Steve's
house. So Stoneman.
Yeah. Stoneman, Stoneman.
Where's my Stoneman thing? Insert here?

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I'll put it in the post. And so it's just going to be
$10.00 for us to go because Jodie's going to provide the
food and then we can provide anydrinks that we want to bring, if
we want to bring any. And yeah, it's just a, it starts
at 5, so it's real easy to get there.
And then we're probably going tobe done by 10.

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So we'll all be in in bed at about, you know, 10. 30.
Hopefully. It's just as exciting the second
time you describe it. Yeah, I can just imagine it now. 00:21:26,440 Yeah, I, I, yeah, it was, it was
a I'm not really good to speak on it because I didn't put it

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together. I've just been watching the
group talk about it and I haven't done I it's at
Stoneman's house. Jodie's putting it together.
I'm like, not it really involved, but I'm like, all
right, I'll talk about it and there it goes.
You're doing great, sweetie. You're doing great.
There it is. Yeah, it has been interesting

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because Chris, our Chris and I are on this chain and these are
the people putting it together and we're not really involved,
but we see what happens. So it's kind of fun to watch it
come together. Yeah, and Mike put together a an
e-mail for it and I couldn't read it for the life of me on
the Crowdcast. I was like TB-VD party dash.

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It was like so many dashes and dots.
I was like, this had to be easier to put together.
So I told him to reach out to us.
I said send us a message, so maybe we'll get some stuff and
then I'll just forward it over to Jody or get Jody to send me
what I should reply. Excellent.

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Yeah. And it was, it was a fantastic
of our brand on the Crowdcast, Ithought so excellent.
And now for the. Podcast roundup What?
That no timer app say. Hello to my little friend
Nailed. It, forget it and when you want

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her to. Pull out your podcast.
We got it, say. Hello to.
Happy goodbye to the Blue Shankypodcast.
Yeah, take that. Bitch go wow all.
Right, let's start the podcast roundup.

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Let's go with Not Today on Not Today, the basically
neurodivergent podcast. They brought up list 10 list
chat. So they brought up the top 10
reasons to write a list and why to keep a list.
It was a very long bean like piece, but this was the end and
this was kind of funny. Those are the 10.
Reasons we make lists. I agree with a.

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Lot of them. I don't know.
I don't make lists. I have no idea.
I should try. I'll try.
I think you should. Give it a shot.
I think you might need prompts to figure out.
I use lists to figure out what Iwant 'cause my brain.
Lives in K like, you know, there's like the spindle things
you put a pen in and you they scrolls around and you make
yeah, yeah, that's what my brainspiral.

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Graft, spiral graft. That's my.
Brain Nothing is order, nothing sequential, everything is just
fucking random I would argue. It's a kid with a crayon that's
just going to town. It's probably that.
Absolutely no. Sense.
So I I like how Eddie's mind is all jarbled and jumbled and all
over the place, but he tries to make it a pretty pattern even
though it's He just scribbles and scrabbles.

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I had the. Spiral graft reference.
That's an old toy even for me. That I.
I've never had one. Have you had one?
Edwin, Jen, Lindsay. Yeah, we had one.
What do they do? But.
I mean, you just sit. There, and whoever did it was
genius 'cause it kept the kids busy for a while, but you
literally just sat there and just made circles around things

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in different patterns. You just literally drew circles. 00:24:52,280 All right, that I don't know
what that line of questioning. I.
There's nothing else to add there, yeah.
Yeah, did they at least look? Pretty they.
Look pretty? They kept the kids quiet.
The hell sorts of benefits? Jen was like 10 years old.

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I need these. I need to keep these kids quiet. 00:25:11,280 All right.
The Ralph report It is kind of amomentous occasion.
Once in a lifetime thing. The Washington Commanders, The
Philadelphia Eagles are playing in the NFC Championship Game

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well. Said I put this.
Together at 4:00 in the morning,they're playing, they're playing
the NFC Championship game. And of course, one team is
Ralphs, one team is Edwins. So it's going to be a big deal.
I know we don't talk about sports.
I know Jen and Lindsay have beenagainst it.
So it it's time to put Jen and Lindsay in the basement.

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In the basement. Where's the basement?
And it'll be. Just me and Edwin talking about
football right now. Edwin, are you excited for that
game? Oh man.
The nickel coverage they're going to throw at them, the
Commanders and their ground game, it's going to be
fantastic. OK, you don't know.

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You don't know if sports either,huh?
Edwin going in the basement. I knew that game was.
Happening and I when I heard I thought of how'd you.
Get out of the basement. That's such a good reference.

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When we're all virtual. Do you want to know the?
Score. Yeah.
Tell us the. Score.
It's 20 to 12 eagles ahead. Wait.
Oh, I wonder. If there's a SpongeBob version
of the coverage, that's my favorite.
When we post. This three weeks from now, that
score is going to go over big. I know spoiler.

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Alert. Sorry everybody.
All right, well. The rivalry game led to an
interesting and introduction from Ralph to introducing Eddie. 00:27:03,400 Here we go.
Sitting here in the Adam West Memorial Studios with me is the
Rear Admiral himself, the sheriff of Ghost Town, the mayor
of Myrtle Beach. He's the DILF Pickle, he's

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Nipsey Muscle, he's Public Enemy#1.
He is the worst. Person in the world, come on.
The person I hate more than anyone.
He is the Adolf Hitler podcast. Wow.
He is wow persona non grata. He is wow, the devil Incarnate.

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I've done nothing wrong. You are done nothing wrong.
You are the worst. I'm the least obnoxious football
fan you ever meet. Are I?
Will. You, on the other hand, are the
most obnoxious. You are the worst.
I'm the best of all things that are bad.
You wow. You are wow.

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You are the plague. I've done nothing with legs
except cheer for my team. You are cheer for my team of all
the worst not and the most of the best.
The least. The best of the worst of all of
us. Why not us, is all I'm going to
say. He's also known as Holy golf.
Holy golf. We'll call him Eddie Penn.
Hey everybody. I I.

(28:22):
Thought that was fitting. I thought it was nice that he
put that together for him. I like that it was all off the
cuff and it fit. I mean, you know, he's a Nazi.
Whatever. Do they have a?
Bet going on this year I. Think here.
I think they're betting. Wives, I think it's so big,
they're just going to change. Wives, he's going to get Queen
Jay if if the Commanders win. They're going to get Tracy pants

(28:45):
if the Eagles win. No, actually, they brought that
up. Actually, let me play that.
So everybody's too is like, what's the bet going to be?
What's the bet? I just isn't the years off our
life enough? There's nothing that we could
wager that you put a wager on something to make it
interesting. There's nothing we could wager
to make it more interesting thanthis do or die scenario.

(29:10):
Here's here's the wager. If the Commanders win, Eddie
looks for a new job, and if the Eagles win, he can keep his job. 00:29:21,040 That should be I may not want
wager that I may retire from podcasting that first, that
first show back, depending on who wins and who doesn't.
You're going to be obnoxious. If you guys would, Oh, I'm going

(29:31):
to be, you'll be awful. I'm going to be the worst.
I'm going to paint my face. It can be awful.
Paint my balls and be shirtless with the Big E Everything on
your chest, all of it. I'm going to have feathers
surgically implanted into my skull.
Oh boy, this is the worst man. Yeah, so it's going to be

(29:52):
interesting to see what happens on Monday because the game's
today. Who's winning again?
Jen Eagles. Eagles are winning.
So I I'm I can't wait for obnoxious Ralph.
And I can't. Wait for Angry Ralph.
I think we all win. Whoever wins the game, we win.
That's what, yeah. Absolutely.
I don't know. Because when the Eagles lose, I

(30:13):
feel sad for Ralph, and when they win he's obnoxious.
So I don't know what to do now. Well, my mom's.
Watching it, she says it's a good game.
Yeah. I, I, I would love to be
watching it, but I stopped watching football.
I got really bad. I got really turned off on it by
all the CTE stuff. I just felt really bad seeing

(30:36):
like some of the players just like convulsing on the field.
It was just like, couldn't do that.
But I've been talking to Sam. We're starting to get back into
football, so I'm looking forwardto next season.
Raider Nation, we're coming back, right?
You came. Back to football to cheer for
the Raiders. Wow, I was always.

(30:57):
A Raider fan when I was. I'm just saying you chose.
A bad time? Well, you know.
In the 80s, when I was little, they were good and they were in
Los Angeles. I actually remember them winning
the Super Bowl. So there's that.
That's when it, that's when it, that's when my fandom started.
And with Bo Jackson too, man, BoJackson was amazing.

(31:19):
Just seeing him running over people, spreading down the
sideline, right, Lindsay? And no one was.
Convulsing back. Then no one was having.
Convulsions. Alright, does Sam Jimenez.
Have a dog? I don't know.
I've got I've got dog. Raiders jerseys at my store for
Raider fans and are they like. Dogs or something one.

(31:41):
I don't know. I was sending 1.
I'll ask I'm. Pretty sure he's got one or if
there's a Raider fan. Out there, I'll send you one.
You're trying to get rid of them.
Let's get rid of these Raider jerseys.
I got. I got no more space.
Well, the Raiders were up. Here for a while, but no.
But when I have to order them, if people see them then they
want in their stupid dog size, right?

(32:02):
But when you order them, you have to order like 20 of them.
I don't. Wanna so get?
It out of my store OK? I'll, I'll, I'll hit up Sam and
see what he says. I actually wanted him to come on
and talk some football with me, but because I knew Edwin wasn't
going to have any football chat with me.
All right, let's go over to Cupertina chat being brought up

(32:24):
that pugs don't bite. And then he found out a that he
he adopted a pug or fostered a pug and found out that they do
bite. And then he found out this her
family got. Concerned Ali when recently she
did not respond to phone calls or messages for five days.
OK, they went and knocked on herapartment door.

(32:45):
No answer. So they did the next best thing,
which is called the police. And the firefighters came and
they broke down her door to findthe woman dead in her apartment,
34 years old. OK, They do not suspect foul
play. No word yet on what killed her,
but here's where the story gets relevant.
Her body was half eaten by her two beloved pugs.

(33:05):
OK, why would you? Because this is my future.
Every once in a while you see a news story and you go, Oh my
God, that's the direction that I'm headed in.
This is what happens with Milo and me.
Coming up soon, I thought. They don't even bite.
Except Milo. I, I feel like maybe Milo's the
dog, that you're now bringing all this into your life.

(33:27):
All this stuff that you never thought was possible, you're now
like, oh, well, Milo's gonna do it.
Milo did it. I I.
Know Bean's gonna be eaten by dogs when he died.
But you might. Think like, well, Donna's gonna
be there, right? So he's always gonna have Donna. 00:33:45,200 Donna won't let him get eaten by
pugs. Well, he unless he gets
deported. Right.

(33:49):
Donna might be deported. Stop it.
I'm. Not kidding.
Stop it. I'm not kidding.
I told you a couple of months ago when she took her test to
apply for citizenship and she aced it, she got 100.
OK, But there's still one step before that, which is she needs
to get her permanent right to remain here because she's
already lived now through the almost the very end of her

(34:11):
second visa. Now, anyone who's ever dealt
with the government may have hadthis experience that no matter
how much paperwork they ask for and how much you come up with to
satisfy that demand, they then come back with you and ask for
more stuff. They are continuing to insist on
every single layer of proof thatDonna and I are in fact married

(34:31):
and are in fact a couple who hasbeen living together throughout
all of this time, particularly over the last five years.
She has to be out of the country.
If this paperwork is not resolved no later than March
2nd, that's her deportation date.
So. So Donna's getting deported.
Bean will be by himself in England.

(34:52):
I wonder, listening to this clip, is, is it Donna that's
just losing her documents so that she gets supported, sent
back to America, gets to live her life out with Stryker?
Or is the British government like, we don't believe you're
married. We, we can't believe that you
that Donna chooses to be with you, you know, and, and is

(35:14):
married. I, I, I'm trying to figure out
which is which. Well said.
Well said. What do you think, Lindsay?
I think maybe we'll talk. About the I think they're having
sorry, what do you. Think Lindsay no Ali Keep.
Going. Land this boat.
Please no tell. Us Lindsay, what do you think?
You think it's Donna or you think it's the British
government doesn't believe they're married?

(35:36):
I think the British government doesn't believe they're married
all. Right, Edwin now was Donna.
Born in the US or was she born someplace else?
She was born. She's AUS citizen OK?
So I thought he had said, or maybe her family was Hispanic or
Spanish or something like that. Yeah, I think.
She's half Jewish, half Mexican American.

(36:00):
OK Yeah, it's good. You know, it happens.
All right, Last one. Bean brought a rare clip from
the show and let's play that Kanye West.
Has been in talks to serve as creative director of the first
ever Pornhub Awards. OK for me.
First of all, dopeness is what Ilike the most.

(36:22):
Is that a category? Dopeness on Pornhub?
It could be one. Of the awards they're giving
out, it could be. Really could be along with best. 00:36:30,480 DP remember when I.
Found out what that was. Yeah, I sure did.
Yeah. Although your mom already knew
what my what, what? You happy with yourself, Dean?

(36:44):
OK, these are all I I couldn't. Stop laughing.
And it it meant it brought an interesting conversation at the
top of the show. Do you remember?
Talking about my mother and DPI.Did not remember that until
somehow I came across that clip and I'm sorry you had to hear
it. I'm sorry.
Too I'll I'll say this how none of you took the moment when I

(37:08):
said remember when I found out about DP, what DP was and none
of you were like we were there like something gross, but then
you managed to make it worse, which is a gift being you are so
good at what you do is what I'm saying you're very kind, but.
It's your mom who's the real giver here, I thought again.
Who's doing the hard work? Even worse, I'll say.

(37:30):
This I found out during one of our our after show meetings what
DP was because I said I don't even understand how that's a a
porn thing. And everyone's like, what do you
think DP means? And I said deep penetration, but
how would you know that that's like, happening unless you're
like, oh, that's so deep and they're like, it's double, yeah. 00:37:53,200 Oh.

(37:53):
I don't think conversations. Like that are allowed in the
workplace anymore. We probably would have gotten in
trouble if somebody would have overheard it.
But back then, man, anything right but then, but.
Then old man Ruben, whenever he would go on a McDonald's run,
would get me a diet Doctor Pepper and then he'd walk back
in the room and say DP for my lady and it made me laugh every

(38:14):
single time. Yeah, that Chad.
Wouldn't fly at the workplace anymore?
I don't think so. I think it would be dead.
Yeah, not there, but I love how Bean just keeps bringing her mom
back into it. Those nap nap sessions must be
interesting at her house anyhow.Well, that's the podcast roundup
beer mug. What did you think of this

(38:35):
roundup, dude? That is awesome.
That is fantastic. Nice beer.
Mug It's always good to make everybody happy.
Ali Bean. Any thoughts on on this segment
versus the others everyone? 'S is different and everyone's
is beautiful in their own way. Well, I agree.
I am very much Team Labia. Team Labia.

(38:58):
All the way. That's always.
Are they playing the commanders today?
That that's a. Burn for the Eagles.
We're also going to come back toyou, man.
All right. And lastly, the people from How
did this get made? What did you think?
Get fucked, I'm not interested in what this is about now, thank

(39:21):
you. Thank you.
I'm glad to make everybody happy.
And now for the week there was press the button my.
Friend, send me back into time. Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he's
a funny man. Edwin's funny pretty much every
time. Funny Funny man 1-3 it's a new

(39:41):
day we. Can't.
Power feature present to meet the Club 2014 Just let it go.
Sorry, Kevin, we. Can't let it go.
We're going back to the archives.
Here's the week. That was January 20 to 24/20/14. 00:40:06,640 Justin Bieber was in a lot of

(40:06):
trouble in 2014. So here's the first rumor about
Justin Bieber that year. More in the town.
Was an annoying Justin Bieber may have a scissor prediction
according to friends, they're urging him to get treatment for
his addiction to scissor sizzur.Of course, for those who don't

(40:27):
who don't know is a mix of prescription strength codeine
cough syrup, a soft drink for that fizzy fun factor and then,
you know, some hard candies for extra sweetness, maybe a couple
of Jolly rancher or something. Yeah, that's hot.
I'm going to I'm going to try some Zerp you guys.
I haven't had that. I think you should take a ton of
it. Yeah, I hear it's great.

(40:48):
You should drink a gallon. It's best used in a gallon form. 00:40:52,400 Yeah, you should just get a get
a like an empty milk jug one of those gallon milkers fill that
up and then just put it into like a beer bong situation and
just just take as much as you can as quickly as possible if
you guys say so if that's how it's done, that's the safest way
to enjoy it. OK.
The drug, according to doctors, produces euphoric side effects,

(41:12):
including motor skill impairment, lethargy,
drowsiness, a dissociative feeling from all other parts of
the body. What did you do?
Or or Kevin or also known as Kevin Dare you also has Kevin.
What did you do? I'm not really under.
I don't understand. That's ridiculous.
I like to drink. This is up on the pod bus, so

(41:37):
that's how. Bean got intrigued by I always
say this wrong like being a scissor, right?
OK. White guy saying scissor, right? 00:41:46,080 Yay.
So that's how he got intrigued. Now we know we got hooked on it
later on. So when I come to that part in
the show, I will bring it up. The next thing that Justin
Bieber was doing was egg in his neighbor's house.

(41:58):
So the problem was this was caught on a Ring video, so they
called the cops. This was interesting.
They had the officer on. This wasn't Ralph, that was the
real guy. He's on the phone with us right
now. Lieutenant David Thompson is
here, lead detective on the egging case.
Hi, Lieutenant. How are you, Sir?
Good morning, gentlemen. Good morning, Lisa May, how are
you guys? Very good.
Thank you. You got to get him for

(42:20):
something. I don't care what it is.
You got to lock this kid up. You got to take him off the
streets. He's a menace to society,
Lieutenant. We're we're.
Already old news. I didn't expect to be old news
so soon. Who knew it?
We already. Outdo that, yeah, exactly.
But for. Me, you know, that helps a
little bit because I'm kind of known as the egg man now so
sure. And you?
Should be, I mean, did you, did you make the decision or did

(42:42):
somebody else make the decision and say, listen, Lieutenant, we
want you to go to Justin Bieber's house and we want you
to check on this charge of egging.
Let's look for eggs. You know I would.
Love to be able to blame somebody else, but I made that.
That was your choice. My choice.
You've got the right guy on the phone.
Love you. More How many times have you
talked to him Well. Face to face, only the egg

(43:06):
caper, okay. Because.
Usually he, you know, doesn't really want to talk to me.
So I've I've talked to other people in his camp attorneys
security, but him was just the, the, the the egg caper and how.
Did the egg caper conversation go?
The egg caper, obviously, I realize it's a little unnerving

(43:27):
when you're woken up and you have 11 deputy sheriff's in your
house. So, you know, once I could calm
him down and calm everyone else down, I tried to get through to
him to explain exactly what we're talking about here.
It's not a fraternity house. You can't do this kind of stuff
in this neighborhood. You caused a lot of damage.
And, you know, he found a lot like Ralph, actually, you know?

(43:50):
Why all the questions bro? Why are you in my house?
Bro, I mean, that's pretty much what I was getting so.
Yeah, the officer seemed to be aKevin and Bean fan because he
knew about Ralph's impression. He said it sounded like him and
then this is how they entered the interview.
We have other. Egging cases, but in most cases
they're 14 years old and we callthem to come in with their

(44:10):
parents, right? Most of it doesn't.
Rise to the level of a search warrant.
And I get that, you know, and I was trying my darndest to sneak
in and sneak out. And in fact, you guys came up
because one of the deputies there said we're already on
Kevin and Bean. Yeah, he was apparently
listening to your radio as opposed to the police radio,

(44:30):
which is a whole nother issue. Hey, listen, that's.
The right thing for him to be doing.
That's right, I. Thought this is it.
I'm the egg guy. You're.
The egg guy. Well, this is my legacy,
Lieutenant. Egging.
Congratulations. Yep, that turned out to be his
Agassi. No crickets.
I like it. Thank you.

(44:51):
That's. What they needed.
So it was an. Interesting week.
Everybody on Kevin and Beam was happy because Justin Bieber was
getting in trouble. Right and left.
Yeah. Next up.
Big concert news? What's the big concert, you
guys? Let's see, it would be weenie
roast. That's big.

(45:12):
Bigger. Let's have Rodney tell.
Us, right? Let's have Rodney tell us.
Just heard Muse and of course they're going to be out at
Coachella on Saturday, April 12th and 19th.
It's on a Saturday. They're going to be playing out
there with churches and Lord andtons and tons of bands and

(45:36):
Coachella, but you can't get in because it's beyond sold out.
I always say Corchella now whenever I hear about it.
Good old Rodney, big story that Ralph brought in.
This became a bit for a long time.
There's a there's a cruise linerfloating somewhere off the coast

(45:58):
of Scotland that's about to makeland and it's carrying nothing
but disease ridden rats who are eating each other to stay alive. 00:46:15,280 The ship is just filled stem to
stern with rats. Lisa, it's a giant cruise liner
filled with deadly rats. Why would you please?

(46:20):
Explain that they're rats and a cruise.
Liner, what do you mean? How did they get there?
Highlighting the ship. It's a long story, but this is a
Soviet era Russian vessel built in 1976 that eventually became
privately owned. And so the Canadian police

(46:41):
seized it in 2010 because the the owners couldn't pay their
debts. And then they anchored it in
Canada. It was sold for scrap in 2012,
so they decided to tow it out tosea.
And as it was being towed out, it got lost at sea, so they just
let it go. Wait, Kevin.

(47:03):
What did they do with it? Just let it go.
Yeah, that's what. They did.
Let's pick up the story. Well, the Canadian authorities
did finally find it, but they considered a biohazard because
of all the deadly carnivorous rats on it, so they decided to
let it loose in international waters.
Just cut it loose, just let it go.

(47:25):
What, Ralph? What?
Are they going to do? Just let it go.
Yeah, that's what they. Did all right.
OK, let's get the last part of the story.
So no more people, it's only rats on there, just just deadly
disease eaten cannibalistic rats.
Cannibal. Rats, by the way, are playing

(47:48):
Sunday night at Coachella. It's going to be good.
And now they've lost it. They don't know where it is.
They assume it's somewhere up the coast of Scotland.
But here's the thing. If there's a big winter storm
and it gets washed ashore right then the rats will make landfall
and presumably we'll be very, very hungry for something more
than just rat flesh. That seems bad.

(48:10):
They will just pour out of that ship once the hull is broken and
just stream onto land filled with disease and a taste for
flesh. So this story came up and they
loved it. They wanted sci-fi to make a
movie. They should have made a movie
about Rat Belt. But I looked forward to the next

(48:31):
week and Kevin and Bean did makea Rat boat trailer.
Cannibal. Rat.
An ocean liner filled with rat that was being towed to the
Caribbean last year when it cameloose during a storm.
It's now feared to be infested with cannibal rats on board who

(48:53):
lacking. A food source have.
Turned on each other, each other, each other, each other.
Coming this summer on sci-fi. It's time for you to come aboard
because death is waiting for youon the rat boat.
Al Pacino is the captain. Oh, there's a lot of rats here,

(49:18):
and they're all cannibals. Oh, Arnold Schwarzenegger is the
exterminator. Yeah, I'm going to kill all the
rats. How will I do it with the rat
poison? Yeah, we'll put that poison in
the cheese. Who are the what?
The cheese. The cheese.

(49:39):
You talk funny. And Christopher Walken as the
head of the CDC. These rats, the disease, they're
biting people make them sick. I like it when a ghost ship full
of cannibalistic, diseased rats hits England.
The dead will be the lucky ones when the rat boat comes into

(50:04):
port. Featuring the hit single The
theme from the Rat Boat. Rats Oh are gnawing on you.
They bring death and diseases too.

(50:26):
And rats, They are covered with play.
They will fight and chew off your leg.
The rat bone. Soon we'll be slaughtering

(50:48):
everyone. The rat bone.
It's much too late now to try and run.
You guys must remember Rat Boat,I do.
Yes, Yep. It was so fun.

(51:11):
When you listen to the old shows, these stories kind of
develop so they get a report andRalph was really excited and it
keeps building. And then they made the rat boat
trailer. I wish they would have made a
movie about it. It it was a natural for sci-fi
and Ralph wanted to be someone that said damn you rat boat.

(51:32):
I always thought that you shouldhave used the bat boy theme for
it. Rat boat, rat boat, rat boat.
That could have worked too. I thought that.
Would. Have worked too.
And maybe for the. Credits.
The end credits. Next up, we.
Have some mugs interviews. He was interviewing people at
the Grammys. This is a kind of a long clip,
but he was so great I didn't know what to cut out.

(51:55):
So maybe if an editor wants to toned it down a little bit
later, but I'm just going to play it.
The first one is Richie Ramon, all right, of the band of
Ramones. Yes, one of these surviving
Ramones. I think there's only one or two
of them left. And I think this is the
important question that tells you all you need to know about
the day. That's awesome now.

(52:15):
Richie, are you going to attend the award show on on Sunday?
No, I can't. That's awesome, that.
Is everything's awesome? That's awesome.
Richie Voss not going to Grammysthere.
Why is he there? He was.
Why is it awesome? He can't go.
That's awesome. I don't know why it.

(52:37):
Was awesome, but he was there promoting a new album that he
has OK all. Right.
So now he's talking. We'll be done now.
So now he's talking about Zed's clarity, that song and Fox's the
one that sings on it, and he gets the the number wrong and is
very fascinated by that clarity.Yeah, and it hit #8 on the

(52:58):
Billboard Hot 100 in the United States.
I think it went to seven. Oh, did it?
Wow, wow. Wait, you're.
Telling me it went 7 instead of eight.
Wow, awful of frosty you are at that point.
So so clarity your your song went to to #8.

(53:21):
Real quick, they had a set up where Wendy's had a frosting
machine at the Grammys. So.
But Mugs was most excited about that rather than the interviews. 00:53:32,160 So that's why Ralph said.
Are you filled with the frosting?
OK, we'll pick up. That's awesome.
Coma. If I've taught mugs anything,
it's that you probably need to write stuff down when your
special needs like we are he andI and he does that and he reads

(53:45):
all up on Mary Lambert and and then he comes up with this
information. How did you Well.
I was reading so I actually knowthis, but you, you got you
hooked up with Macklemore Through who again?
Hollis. Yeah, that's right.
And how did Hollis, how did you and Hollis hook up to to tell

(54:05):
you to bring you to Macklemore? I thought you read.
All about it. You know this, You know this.
I skimmed. Quickly, you didn't know
anything. You knew Macklemore.
You knew one name in the story. That's all you had.
So I read this Macklemore. Did you feel it?
Did you feel the the remainder of the stories?
And then how did and then why? And then who?

(54:27):
You have a lot of questions for somebody who just read about it. 00:54:32,440 It's barely a question, Mugs.
The thing I love the most about Mugzo is when he goes off on his
rants about society and what ills the whole thing, and he's
touched. He goes off on a monologue like
there's no one else in the room.And I think you're right.
I think like, as you know, a society in 2014, times have

(54:49):
definitely changed for the better.
There's also some setbacks sometimes.
And I think, you know, the more messages that can get out to
kind of, you know, open people'seyes to what's right and what's
wrong, Well, I heard her say yeah.
There's someone there still, I think you.
You nailed that and especially when it's over 2 million sales

(55:10):
and views on YouTube and you, you all right, we don't have my
questions guys. Say get through your questions
that today is different than yesterday because times have
changed, some for good, some forbad.
You know what? You take a bold stance.
If you're a mic, at least you really you really stand for
something that times have changed and some things are
better and some things are not better.

(55:31):
I did feel like I was listening to bugs is I have a dream
speech, though. I thought you're listening.
I was listening to a a beauty contestant trying to answer a
question about what do you thinkis strong about 2014.
There are some some things are better, but other things have
are not better. So it's important for messages

(55:53):
to get out and for right and wrong and to know what's right
and what's wrong. Thank you.
I I miss Pennsylvania. Was that still Mary Lebert?
Was it? Was the point you were trying to
make is that her song made an impact in gay acceptance?
Is that what you're trying to get through?
Wow. It could have been said that
way, Sir. Whoever distilled that out of
what he said, that's outstanding.

(56:15):
Pentatonix. Pentatonix.
Hey, how you guys doing? We're doing good.
Awesome. How are you?
Good. There's five of you.
Yes. Mugs is on Sesame Street.
I'm going to tell you 12345 I can count there's five of you.
Pentatonix Penta. Penta from the Greek, meaning 5. 00:56:43,480 You're a tremendous douchebag.

(56:43):
Hey, how about? If you guys do a little bit of
the hook and I'll try to sing it, all right, cool, perfect.
This is freaking awesome dude. That is awesome.
That is fantastic. Well, Pentatonix, you guys are
fantastic. I think.
I think now is anything. Going to come from this point on
though. Now he's thinking.

(57:04):
When he's out, I think he's out,I think.
I think, you know, I might startan acapella Group One day.
I'll never be as big as you guysand quite frankly, I'm nervous
sitting, sitting in front of youguys and none of my words are
coming out right 'cause you guysare so awesome and I'm sweating. 00:57:27,120 I'm not too much information

(57:28):
below description of your personal hygiene.
You just sucked. The drummer of the Ramones.
Yeah. You're sweating when you're
talking to the Pentatonix. You've done 4 cover songs on
YouTube. I can't explain that.
Why sweating? I I have a little fungus on my
foot. I got that.
I got a little cream on that. Hopefully they'll be taken care
of. OK.
I haven't. I haven't watched this shirt in

(57:49):
a couple of weeks. So why would you say to them
that you're going to start your own acapella game?
What? I don't even know what you need
a lot to do. You're never going to start with
the things you're never going todo.
Start Your acapella group is at the top of that list.
I mean, what a crazy random thing to make up on the side.

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You have no interest in startingyour own acapella game.
That is true. 2014 times have changed and I'm going to start
mode knocking from the group. How right wrong messages.
How well do you think mugs wouldhandle it if he was afraid he
had a booger in his nose? Oh no, he's sitting across from. 00:58:32,520 OK, I forgot, I thought I cut

(58:32):
the booger in the nose part out that that's good enough.
Yeah, Mugs was on. Fire.
Oh wait, ma'am, you had a question or you had a comment on
mugs interview skills. Oh.
Boo. Yeah.
I agree, not that great. Let's end this boat with the
Friday montage. A lot of good clips here.
Now you're going to hear Kevin. This was a classic Kip, a clip

(58:54):
of Kevin's where he's just let it go and they kind of just came
upon us. I think Omar found it going
through some old files and they had a lot of fun with it that
weekend. You're going to hear it in the
Friday montage. Oh, before we do that, what did
you think of the show today, Sir?
I can't I. Can't with clean conscience?
I can't recommend this to anyone.

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Oh. Anyway, let's go out with don't
Bogart that joint. Thank you, Ralph.
Have a. Great weekend everybody.
We will come back on Monday withthe Grammy recap.
We've also got Vampire Weekend in studio and the president of
the USC, Dana White. Remember, we don't Bogart that
joint, my friend. Pass it over to me.

(59:38):
What are you, old? Weirdos talking about don't
Bogart that joint my friend. Pass it over to me.
Just let it go. Roll another one.
Woods hole just like the other one.
What happened? This one seems to be allowed.

(01:00:04):
Quit. It's down on the phone.
I need another game. Wonder, did you even think of
this? How does any genius figure out
his inventions? I mean, how did Leonardo
DiCaprio figure out about gravity?
Because the bitch was sleeping underneath the tree and an apple
hit him on his head. Just let it go, just like the

(01:00:33):
other one. All right?
This one. Seems to.
Be about Mexican guy. What's happening to your

(01:00:53):
nipples? Fire beer bug.
What those guys did was horrible, is horrible and

(01:01:15):
inexcusable, and I might have togo to therapy because of this.
Get out of my house now. I want you out of here.
Get out of here. I'm not kidding.
Get out of here. You go to hell.
Come back here. Come on.
Don't go. What are we laughing about?

(01:01:38):
I don't get it. This is CBS, the Columbia
Broadcasting System. Just let it go.
And I am letting. It go back to you Steve.
Awesome. Wait, I thought of this clip.
Wouldn't listen to those beer mud clips.
I personally. Believe that US Americans are

(01:02:00):
unable to do so because some people out there in our nation
don't have maps. And I believe that our education
like such as South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such
as. And I believe that they should
our education over here in the US should help the US or should

(01:02:24):
help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian
countries. So we will be able to build up
our future for our Thank you. Very much.
South Carolina. I That's a perfect lift.
I love you. I wish.
Her and Bear Mug had dated. Can you imagine those
conversations? It would be.

(01:02:47):
Like our podcast? Yeah, Be.
Close. Say goodbye, Christopher.
Goodbye, Christopher. Bye.
Everybody, here we go. Thanks for listening.
Thank you very much. South Carolina.
No, I've all T swizzle. All T swizzle.
Did you know that if you take 2 steps that way and then turn

(01:03:08):
left, you can get the fuck out of my face?
Hey, how about those Bee Gees? There's something, aren't they?
Yeah. Hey, I like to load the beers.
You've got a high voice. That's crazy how?
I guess up there there's a little song by the Bee Gees you
should be dancing. My.
Baby moves at midnight. You know, she knows right until

(01:03:30):
the dawn. Ain't that something like.
Oh, Dawn, my woman should take me higher, you know, higher in
foster Brooks, my woman, she keeps me warm.
What are you doing on your bed? On your back?
Yeah. Hey, what are you doing on your
bed? On your back?
That's crazy. You should be dancing.
Yeah, you should be dead. 613 finds us in Ottawa, eh?

(01:04:01):
And we have. I'm sorry.
Did you just say eh instead of AI think I did I.
Think I take another stab at that Ottawa, eh?
No, it's a, it's Ottawa. A yeah, Ottawa a OK, better,
better, thank you. Fix it in post.
Who? Number one, you got to be quick. 01:04:25,400 Who #2 don't fall down and rule

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#3 whatever you do, never look back.
I got scared. I dropped my hot pocket.
Why is? Guess my fart my favorite thing.