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Today's daily affirmation isn't even an affirmation.
I'm just telling you to be a menace today, just be a problem.
Go absolutely feral. Be the weirdest, scariest, most
beautiful thing anybody's ever seen today.
As a treat. Super Bowl 59, you know, I'm
going to call it Swifty. Bowl 2, I had a podcast show and
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then that's a stop. What's a podcast?
Call your friends family, gatherthem around the old podcast
speaker. Mumble bumps.
Whoa, Nelly Furtado. How about the video for this,
Huh? And that teacher, right?
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I'd like to sharpen my pencil inher.
OK, here it is. Today's happy hit.
Quitters never give up. Go ahead.
Repping for all of quitters. Never give up.
Check off Christopher, Check off.
Jen Pastorini. Check off Lindsay.
Hello, Drew. The great Ed Wynn, ladies and
gentlemen, I love him so much because I said quitters never
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give up. And he said that's all they do.
Were even you shocked at how long it was?
I love party people. It is Quitters never will give
up. Episode 180, right?
That's where we're at. Fine.
We're going to try and keep it short, tight to the point.
Let's go ahead and choose our first quitter.
Hi, Lindsay. There we are, short and sweet.
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How you doing, Lindsay? All right, let's go with the
next quitter. They all sound like Ed Wynn.
He totally ripped off Ed Wynn for that RIP off Ed.
I'm doing Edwin. Good day mate.
And the next person is. All right, what do you got for?
What do you got for my friend Jennifer here?
Kevin? Jennifer, your new favorite band
is the Presidents of the United States of America.
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That's great for her. What a terrible choice that is.
What are you doing, Jennifer? Hello party people.
I think these clips are crackingme up more than anybody.
Else. Let's say hello to Drew.
That character Drew, Where does he come from?
Where'd he come from, Drew? I I don't know.
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I couldn't tell you if I wanted to.
It's good to be here. Awesome.
Good to see you too, Drew. And finally, I am Christopher.
I'm flying. Mine's OK.
Straight, straight. He's a curl.
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He's a curl. Needs to curl.
Straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, hard, crisp.
Hard. You got it.
Go hard. How you doing?
It's that curling. Curling in keeping with my short
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clips of the day. All right, we're going to do
moments with, moments with. With and fun facts.
And fun facts. Take it over, Lindsay.
Fun fact, Violet Jessup was a stewardess and nurse that worked
for the White Star line. White Star owned the world
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famous Titanic and its sister ships Britannic and Olympic.
At various points in her career.Violet served on all three.
She was aboard the Titanic when it sank, aboard the Olympic when
it collided with the British warship HMS Hawk, and the
Britannic when it sank in the Aegean after striking a German
sea mine. Violet survived all three
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incidents. That was Josh from Hawthorne.
Thanks, Josh. Boats 3.
Was she on the Fitzgerald too? Edmund Fitzgerald?
Or is that maybe before after a time?
Again with a need For more information, but as I understand
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it, there was no survivors of the wreck of that Fitzgerald
well. You never know, she might have
swam out all. Right next.
Fun fact, Einstein's special theory of relativity explains
that as you approach the speed of light, time slows down.
If you apply those facts to StarWars Episode 5, The Empire
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Strikes Back and assume that twins Luke and Leia are the same
age at the beginning of the filmbecause Leia travels at
hyperspace more than Luke does, by the end of the film, she is
now one and three quarter years older than Luke.
That was Josh from Hawthorne. Kind of makes sense.
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Kind of I mean I always thought that Luke felt especially in the
1st movie Luke felt younger thanLeia and so when they when they
say they were twins when I as a kid I was like but they kissed
and isn't she older than him? I guess she is now.
Thanks Josh. Should insert the Rodney twins
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drop here. OK, so I have some moments with
but I haven't edited them down so I really don't know if I
don't even know. Let's just start a moment with
Kurt. I, I don't know, I mean, so my,
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my oldest daughter was having a sleepover and they were
listening to music and they werelistening to Bjork from like
1993. And I'm like, you know what her
like kind of hit album that everybody liked.
And I'm just like, if I was hanging out with my friends, I
would not be playing music from the fucking 50s, you know,
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because it's just so fucking like, it's just weird that all
the old stuff hasn't really gotten too old yet.
I don't know, and I guess I feellike I'm just getting older, but
not quite. And Lindsay's already marking
the sound to turn into a moment with.
But it's true, you know, go ahead for a.
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Moment. With Kurt.
I still think that Chris sounds like a a little bit.
I do like that the old stuff is getting old.
Is that what you said? That's AT shirt now.
All right, next one. And now it's time for a moment
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with intern Lindsay. But sorry this I'm taking this
off the rails just as much as anyone else.
We're going to go over a minute and six and it's going to be
difficult to edit. It's going to be hard to to get.
OK, hit it. Go ahead.
We're at a minute and 12 now. So we're we're I don't even know
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the analogy and I don't want to try.
That was a moment with intern Lindsay.
I I labeled that as a moment with both of us.
Nah, it's a 2 Fer. I know.
Next up, a moment with Kurt. Well, yeah, he's sounds like a
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real charming guy coming in there talking about Kermit the
Frog getting the star on the Walk of Fame.
I mean, it's kind of an argumentthat you could kind of like
think it makes sense. I I would sign on that it's the
Walk of Fame, not the walk of infamy.
I think Kim also more of being infamous than famous, you know,
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And Kermit is definitely a famous character that has been
really good for the American culture.
Some. People in a lifestyle for a
moment. With Kurt.
You got your your SA moment withKurt.
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Another jinx, another jinx text,another jinx test text.
Try and say that three times fast.
I'm going to send that in to Ralph.
Another jinx text. Some people in a lifestyle.
For a moment with Kurt, make sure you get your S at the end.
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And that is it, I am all done. All right, what are we doing
next? Oh, messages.
I should take over and do messages.
All right. We've got 2 messages.
They are both from our friend Jody.
Hi, this is a Quitter's Never Give Up podcast listener.
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I just would like to let you know that they will always give
you all the feels. They'll touch you all over, in
your places, where you want to be touched and where you want to
be touched, again and again until you can release all your
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joy. Never give up.
Is that what we do? Wow, I really wish you had
entered a bean sneeze right there.
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I was going to press this one hard Christmas.
Hardy bought it. Go hard.
But no, I'll just, I'll just move on.
Next message. Let's see.
Let's see how the next message goes.
Hi quiverters, never give up. I just want to let you know that
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Christopher and Edwin and Samuel, they all told me that I
have a calming voice. And so far, 2025 has been pretty
shitty, right? So if you need a coming voice
like a lullaby or a simple greeting, let me know.
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I'll send you something off the top of my head.
I'll I'll do a English, Japanesetwinkle, twinkle little star.
Twinkle twinkle little star. How I wonder what you are up
above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky.
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Yeah, Joe, we should do ASMR videos.
Who is she dating from? That's my question.
Like why does she have to be so quiet?
Who's coming from her to? Meet from her coming from.
Her Oh God. OK.
See you next week. See you next week on Moments of
Drew. I don't know if that's that
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qualifies, but OK, moving on. Come on, let's go.
I lost it. I don't know.
Flashback Flash. Fart crisp fart.
You bought it. Go.
Sorry, Edwin. All right, next, let's do the
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flashback. Hello and welcome to a very
special. Flashback because I'm going to
introduce you now. Flashbacks and now.
Flashbacks. Let's.
Have a look, yes. Just play the intro one O 6.7 K
rock KROQ it's time once again Nope for the Rodney and the rock
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show. I am here.
I'm with you for the next few hours and some band, they're
called Thrust Androids and then Kind.
Of lost momentum early. Paint, Paint the Muse.
And then some stuff from the newInternational Pop Overthrow
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album, and then a band called Wes Kest, Kest W Kest, I think
they're from Sweden or somewhere.
Anyway, rolling right along here.
Let's get started with this new cut.
I think you may like. Oh, I'm also got something I
want to play from Tim, Tim Wheeler from Ash.
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He did the song from the movie Sean and Sean the Sleep.
What's that right the? Movie Sean the sheep movie.
Anyway, I'll be back right afterthis word from the monkeys.
OK, All right, The Monkeys, ladies and gentlemen, get us
going here on a Tuesday, Rodney on the Rock Show.
Is Rodney writing a novel? Wow.
He's also. Sound like there's some mad
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typing going on. Is he, is he blogging or is that
you being? No, that wasn't me.
I didn't touch it. I don't know what he was.
Doing somebody was punching awaythere on the keys.
They're really working on a manifesto.
He's got some mad monkey love. He's got to get out there on the
Internet or something. I think, I think Rodney's better
now than he's ever been. Shawn the Sleep.
That's right. Or she.
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Whatever. All right, it's a Tuesday office
here. Time for a first look at the
showbiz beat. What's happening, What's new?
What's going on? When next time you guys go on
vacation, let's just play best of Rodney.
This morning. Instead of best of Kevin and.
I've been saying that we should do a full day of only.
Rodney, I agree, just take his most recent show and then replay
it as is in the morning. I like it.
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Bitch. Hey, come on, I'm trying to help
your career, Rodney. Bitch you.
Need. Your attitude.
Hey everybody, get their new their new chucks.
Get your new chucks today. Your new chucks.
Oh, is it new chucks tomorrow? Oh that's awesome.
I'm I'm dying to get them. I went to the website over the
weekend and I thought there'd bea way to pre-order them but
there wasn't. Beat is very excited about the
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new Chucks. I really am.
I don't know. I don't know.
All I know is King of Mexico came in, Bean said.
Hey, what do you think of the new Chucks?
And they were off like teenage girls, man.
They knew everything about it. They were all excited.
Do they know their sneakers? Yeah, really.
Yep. Why?
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Why so eager to get the new onesbeing versus the old ones?
Look, you guys know me for a long time.
I almost always wear Chuck Taylors, right?
It's my favorite, my favorite shoe.
But the, the truth be told, and the reason why they have made
the Chuck Taylors too, after 98 years in business is the shoes
have not offered much support for your feet.
And it'll be nice to have something that's a little a
little more comfortable. They're basically flip flops for
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your feet. That's.
How comfortable after a while. So you're just canvas.
So your favorite shoe for your whole life has been something
that's not very comfortable or supportive?
That's correct, yes. Well, you make excellent choices
continually, and then once again, you've proven yourself to
be above reproach. And then at the point you
realize that they didn't have any support, you didn't have any
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other options. No, you had to wait for.
This new one to come out, you'vegot a commitment, Kevin.
At that point, you've signed your lifetime contract to the
Sneaker Authority and you've made your choice.
What? What could bean do?
Exactly. Look, you guys know that I get
something I like and I stick. With it, you didn't like it, you
said it didn't, wasn't very comfortable and didn't offer you
any support. I still liked him.
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I still liked him. I, I, I still enjoyed wearing
them. I just wish that they had
improved. They've done everything that
wasn't. Comfortable.
They'd be even. Happier with it.
They've done everything I could have possibly dreamed of, which
is to take the shoe that I love and made it even better.
So believe me, yes, I'm in line to buy the new Chuck Twos today.
I'm all about it. And by in line you mean you're
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going to try? To find them online somewhere,
you're. Not going to leave the island
for them. Yeah, I can't.
It's Tuesday, but I'm schedule it's Tuesday.
I'll get some. I'll get some this week.
So I'm excited. Not much support but I sure have
been wearing them my whole life.They're not very comfortable,
but really that's my favorite shoe.
I'm going to put some nails in the new ones and just walk on
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broken glass inside them to makeit more at home.
I'm thinking about being a crazyman and buying a pair of the red
ones too. I'm not sure you could pull off
the red. Never done that.
I don't never. I don't see you in red.
I can't never dipped into some of the other colors that they've
had over the years, but the red ones look good.
I support it. In a sign of the times, by the
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way, the newly revamped sneaker and no one called Chuck Taylors.
They're going to be called Caitlin Taylors, they say,
because of the major, the major changes they've made.
So. You realize that?
Yeah. I always wondered what would
happen when this day finally came.
And now I have my answer. What happened when the touring
company of the Broadway show TheBook of Mormon performed in Salt
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Lake City, UT? Ah, good.
Question. Salt Lake City, of course.
Mormon headquarters. Yeah.
How would the people there take to a musical which has naughty
language and, you know, makes fun of Mormons?
Well, now we have our answer. The touring company of the Book
of Mormon settles into Utah on July the 28th through August the
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9th, and you cannot buy a ticket.
It is completely sold out. What do you think's behind that?
Well, Salt Lake City, I I lived there.
OK, did. Swampy.
Live there. No he did not.
He would love to. It's it's predominantly not
Mormon in Salt Lake. OK, so that's.
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So they so they hate Mormons there.
Is that what you're saying? Yes, mostly.
Also the Book of Mormon does notmake fun of Mormons and I think
a lot of them watching it will realize, wait a minute, we're
getting more of these jokes and it's not based in hatred.
It's not based in hatred, but they're they're, they're ribbing
them, they rib them, they rib them pretty good.
But not do. You think Mormons really want to
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go see Don't F the Baby? You think they're going to be
singing along with that song? Yeah, OK, It's a pretty good
song. You're a magical lady on so many
levels. Beating she being on fire.
Today, they really are. Should both get your
uncomfortable shoes and go have a chat somewhere.
I I can imagine it is sold out and people will love it and they
should extend their stay. I want you to have any go go
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dancers. That's a great question.
She being being in Rodney, she just had their own morning show.
Kevin, you and I should just go off somewhere and I don't know.
And do a better show. Start a farm or something.
We should start a Co-op. You start raising organic
vegetables, or in your case organic chocolate ice cream or
whatever it is. That you would.
That sounds terrible, but I mean.
All right, today's celebrity birthday.
Is much like being with his tennis shoes.
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That's right, it's uncomfortableand I never never really enjoyed
them. You know they are my favorite
Shields. Shoe I wear but they have no
support and they never have you.Like to win with my razor shirt?
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You're so stupid in some ways, like why would you pick a shoe
that has no support? Buy fiberglass underwear on
this. Morning it's so I'm so itchy.
Very. Itchy, that's what I wear.
Everyone's my favorite but wouldn't stop wearing it but.
When fiberglass 2. Comes out, I'm very excited
about that. Today's celebrity birthday is.
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So tired of eating rocks. So that's what I chose.
The only meal I ever have. Creative.
One of the least funny comic strips in the history of
newspapers. Garfield.
Jim Davis is 70 years old today.F you, Jim Davis.
F you with your lasagna. Oh, Mondays I'm going to take a
nap. F you and your cat, Jim Davis.
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You. Love it.
Actress Lori Loughlin is 51. She, of course, from Full House.
I want to say, is that right? I think so.
I don't know. Dana White, your UFC president.
He is 46. Elizabeth Berkley, It's not only
from Saved by the Bell, but fromShowgirls.
Let's never forget she's 43. Jacoby Shattucks, 39 years old.
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UFC fighter Kane Velasquez is 33years old.
And Afroman, It's Afroman. Afroman.
He is 41 years old today. I never really liked Afroman but
he's all I listen to. I just got a CD in my car.
It's the only music I listen. To it's not good.
I'm not a fan. But I just, I play it over and
over again because I made my choice.
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I purchased it. I bought it that one time.
And so now I'm just stuck with it.
I'm Ralph Garmin. I walk to Showbiz B.
They're totally right though about Chuck Taylors.
They look cool, but they're not comfortable.
Yeah, I remember high school. When was that?
That was July 28th, 2015. Love it.
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I'd love to get a copy of that. OK, I'll upload it.
I drink your milkshake all. Right, next one. 106.7 K rock
it's KROQ. This is the Kevin to be show at
739. Let's try and keep this civil.
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No. These people don't deserve
stability. They deserve the Thor balls.
That's what they deserve. I started yesterday writing
furiously during the show when Bean was talking about how
excited he was about watching the the Bear Cam.
And I wrote and wrote and wrote.And then I realized there's no
way to keep up with what's goingon here because being so excited
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about the Bear Cam and I didn't even know what the Bear Cam was.
All right, let me explain what happened.
Go ahead. A bear was spotted in a tree by
some utility workers in North Carolina.
So they called the authorities and said, hey, there's a bear in
a tree. And the bear appeared to
appeared to be stuck in the tree.
So somehow the Channel 8 in the town in North Carolina put a
camera on it. So the world could and did watch
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this. Bear up in the tree to find out
what happens next. You say the world watched one
more time. I'm going to hit you with a Thor
hammer right the. World was obsessed with what
this bear was. Going to do.
So we were mocking Bean and mocking Bean and mocking Bean.
And we walk into the office and Dave, the king of Marksco has
the stupid bear Cam on in the office.
Look at the look at that hurricane it.
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Was so good. Because we didn't know what was
going to happen. Look, this is the thing.
This is the same thing you guys always say about the car chases.
The high speed car chases is they're live and you don't know
which way it's going to go, likewhat's going to happen next.
But let me just contrast, if youdon't mind.
In a car chase, there's action. People are moving, sometimes
quickly and dangerously, in the bear Cam.
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He's sleeping in a tree, and every once in a while he'll move
his head an inch to the left. More importantly then, there's
two possible endings to the bearCam.
Bear comes down from the tree. Bear gets tranked, dart and
falls out, falls out of the tree.
And I wanted to see it. I wanted to see what else
happened. I wanted to see what.
Compared to a high speed chase which is 400 possibilities at
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the end of that versus 2. So stop comparing high speed car
chases to a bear Cam. I'm comparing it because it's
something that is live, that is happening, and you don't know
how it's going. Just barely.
Really just. Barely live.
It's the opposite of of a of a high speed chase.
It's the opposite because there's.
Nothing. You might as well had an Apple
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Cam and just put an Apple True on a picnic table and put a
camera. But my thing is, who who doesn't
want to see a cuddly bear in a tree, right?
I do a 60 LB cub. It was adorable.
For how long? For how long it's a?
Background thing for me it was Ijust look over and see a bear in
a tree. They kept the camera on him for
almost 3 hours, three hours. And by the way, it was a guy who
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tells us all. The time How?
Unbelievably busy he is. I have a packed schedule I.
Have to go, we're just playing the show 'cause I'm so busy I
have to watch 3 hours of a bear in a tree.
I would like to hear from any ofour Kevin, I mean listen.
I would like to hear from these people.
Who watched the bear Cam yesterday?
If you had the bear Cam going, please give us a call right now.
We need some backup here at One 805 Two 01/06.
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Seven and then. Spread your legs for the Thor
balls. No, no.
No. Look, Hammers 4 is gonna strike
you right in the nads. How can you look This is what
here here my whole thing Kevin, you know how there are some
things that you love so much that you can't understand why
everybody like hockey for you yes you can't understand what
there is to not like about hockey because you think it's
great right, but I qualify that with sports fans.
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If you're a sports fan, I don't understand how you don't like.
If you're not a sports fan, I completely.
And the difference is also a hockey is actually.
Great versus a parent in your opinion, in your you know,
hockey is great. It's not an opinion.
Hockey's a great. Fly that.
Is a fact. I happen to agree with you.
I like hockey very much, but there are people who don't and
it's hard to get your hair why they went.
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OK. And those people are?
Wrong. That's how I feel about the
bear. Cam no, I can't.
Conceive of I can't conceive of why somebody wouldn't want to
see here's the bear in a tree, alive camera.
I'll tell you because the bear is not doing anything.
If the bear was playing hockey in the tree.
Then I would see your point. Kevin, don't you remember when
the bear was climbing the tree and it was all cuddly and just
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like climb, using all four legs to climb the tree and he.
Was another planet. And you're not aware that bears
sometimes climb trees. We all know that.
But I don't see that every day. So when it's on a camera, I want
to walk for three hours. You're not watching for three
hours. I watch for 30 minutes.
Let me solve your. Life let me.
Let me fix your life for you. Google bear tree images.
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Boom, you've seen it, move on. Images.
Not video, Live video. It's happening now.
You're right, if I don't, if I find a video of a bear climbing
a tree on the the Internet, Dave, I get to hit you in the
balls with. A Thor's.
Hammer. I believe there are videos but
they're not live. Videos.
What's happening right now? Possible difference?
Could it make? Here's my thing, which call
should we go to 1st? Well.
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Technically, there aren't a lot of people calling.
Watching watching a. Person with a request that we
could go to, right? Now I think just.
Like me, the world was watching,except for anyone that listens
to our show. Look.
Here's the thing. You didn't know how it was going
to end. It was very lonely, new IT was.
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Going to come out of the tree. You know what you never see in
trees? Bear skeletons.
You know what that means? That means every band that's
ever been in a tree has come out.
Of it all right being Did something happen that we
couldn't have guessed? Yes, something did happen.
Tell us what? Happened with the bear cave.
And that was that they felt after the first two hours, they
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felt that maybe the bear was being frightened by all of the
people in the line of the tree. No resolution.
So they first they set the police away since they made the
police and made everybody move back from the tree.
Then they closed down the cameraand shut down the live feed and
well, they got bored. Have been allowed and eventually
the bear came down on his own. It went on.
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What the woods? What?
Sorry, what happened with the bear?
What was the exciting conclusionof the story?
It had a Fortunately it had a happy resolution.
The bear came down on his own. It went off into the woods.
Who? Could have seen that.
You're right, I should have paidmore attention to the story
because I didn't know that the bear would come down from the
tree and go about his bear business.
Here's my question. Why if a bear can climb up?
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Into a tree? Do they think that that's a big
deal to put a camera on it when a bear could also to climb back
out? I wasn't sure about that either.
That is exactly why. Put a camera on that.
I think they thought the bear. Burst into flames.
Spontaneously, Kevin, they want to capture that.
So they put it on for two hours and we were yelling at you in
the office about how unbelievably boring this wasn't.
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You're wrong, right? And you're defending it today.
And what you're telling me is the people that had the camera
on the bear got bored. They said F this and they went
home and they did something. Unfortunately, that is what
happened. Yes.
And we just were left to read about it.
We didn't actually get to see what the bear finally came down.
From you didn't see the exciting.
Footage of a bear leaving a tree.
I'm sorry I didn't. Oh my goodness, You know what
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this is like? This is like The Sopranos when
the screen just went black and you didn't know what happened to
Tony. That's what happened.
You know what it's. Not like that because you knew.
No, it's so unsatisfying. I'm never I oh jeez, I hope.
I hope Netflix has some more episodes of Bear Cam so I can
catch up on these characters andlearn more about.
Them. No man, you weren't.
There we do know. We do know.
We predicted it and we were correct, except for we didn't
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think the people with the bear Cam would lose interest.
The. World was watching except for
the people who actually ran the.Camera.
They decided not to watch any longer.
Sore balls for you, Sir. Angry Kevin and Angry Ralph is
the best. They're really teaming up on
them. Yeah, it was like 2 against 2.
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Yeah, she been. Was she been there?
Was that the previously that was?
Previously not in that segment, the previous segment, so and
that's it for the flashback. Nice.
All right, the roundup. Hey Fornito, poop on.
Nailed it. Hold.
On Hey, you know what I'd reallylike to do?
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Get me that frog song. Fornito poop on Nailed it.
Forget it and when you. Want her to put out your
podcast? We got it.
Say hello to happy goodbye to the Blue Shanky Podcast.
(30:05):
Is that what's bothering you, Bunky?
Put them on the glass. You're muted.
Damn it, Alexis, what's going on?
(30:29):
We were going so long with it, too.
It was. We should just let it happen
next time and the clip is completely out of context.
Oh, I would love that. So just play the clip, huh?
Just play whatever clip is next.Is it my segment?
It's my Oh, I guess I'm going myturn.
(30:50):
Yeah, play the clip. OK, the clip.
All right, This is from the Not Today podcast.
What? No, no introduction.
Eddie had a dream. He had a dream about a tree, and
he was trying to figure out whatthe dream was about.
And so Jen Sterger gave him an answer.
So that's not the part of my past I'm trying to, I'm trying
(31:10):
to cut. Well, I'm just, you know, when.
It says help with the tree right?
Oh no. When did you have this dream?
This morning. Eddie.
What? Oh, that your fucking Christmas?
Tree. Holy shit this is about you.
So look, look, there may be stuff going on that you're in
the in this the tree. No, this is about you.
(31:33):
Yesterday I texted Eddie and I was like hey what are you doing?
I need help. Taking my tree down.
Yeah. Any chance you can tell me?
Take my tree down? I just disassembled it and put
it back in the garage I need. I did all the tedious shit, Just
it won't take more than 10 minutes.
I was. I spent all morning questioning
my childhood, my upbringing, where I grew up, who I am now,
(31:57):
who I was then, who my parents are, and this is all about you
fucking asking me to carry your tree.
Down the stairs. Can you believe she still has
her tree up? That's the thing that got me on
that clip. Yeah, that's crazy.
Good point. Yeah, but didn't me?
(32:18):
Leave a tree up for like a year one time.
I think ally too. I made it in March last year, so
yeah, it's down now, this one. OK, March.
That's way too long for a tree. I gotta get mine out by like,
New Year's. If I didn't have one this year,
I didn't have one. No trees for me.
(32:40):
All right, OK, All right. So we got on the Ralph report.
Queen Jay has something that wason her bucket list.
She didn't really want to talk about it, but they made her we.
Can but I I'm going to be so embarrassed if people find out
and they find it on OK what is? It Well, then, if you don't want
people to find out, we probably shouldn't say it.
(33:02):
That's how that works. Let's talk about it.
But I'll be really embarrassed if people know what it is.
OK, I'll. Just.
Say now you're hurting my head. No, my brain's cramping.
No, the thought occurred to me when.
Anybody have a guess what's on her bucket list which she wants
to try? Nothing.
No. No, Jen, Jen, you you want, you
(33:25):
listened. She wants to learn the tap
dance. Olivia was asking about it.
I'm like, OK, so I'm really excited.
I'm going to go to my first tap dancing class.
Tap. Dance class.
Yeah, you've already been. Clearly he's had years of
training. The ancient art of tap dance.
(33:48):
Is. Step ball chain, Is that what it
says? Change, Change ball chain.
Step ball change. Step ball change.
Tap dancing. I couldn't believe she wanted to
learn tap dancing. I grew up tap dancing.
That's a kid thing. Hop shuffle, step, shuffle, ball
change. Can you still do it?
Yep, I still got tap shoes and everything.
(34:09):
Do it do it do it do. It do it do.
It they're upstairs somewhere. I don't have to look for them.
But yeah, I mean, I did it from like, I think 3 or 4 years old
until like 15. So it's not like you forget it,
you know? Wow.
I also did jazz and Hawaiian. Oh, yeah, we need a but there
(34:30):
was a lot of yeah, but there's alot of dance schools in like the
70s and 80s. It was, you know, my sister
would compete in dancing. I never did that though.
Wow, I never knew that. I would never have thought of
that. A bunch of a bunch of us were
all went to the same dance school.
(34:52):
OK. So, and you gotta remember too,
this is on the heels of like the50s and 60s and like Doris Day
and Fred Astaire and Carrie Fisher's mom, all that stuff.
So they all took dancing and singing and stuff, so little do
they know it would lose popularity.
You should do that for your store.
(35:13):
You should hold up a sign tap dance outside you.
Should. Specials.
You know you should have specials like Hawaiian specials,
tap dancing specials. Just put it in like sales.
For dog food. For dog food, yeah, Teach.
Your dog to tap dance actually. Granted's nails are so long
right now and he is tapping everywhere on our surface.
(35:36):
Well, lucky for us, the quittersnever give up microphones.
We're there at Queen Jay's Tap tap dancing class.
Now the key to great dancing is one word.
Tapa, tapa, tapa, tapa, tapa, tapa, tapa, tapa, tapa, tapa,
tapa, tapa. Good, good.
(36:03):
Wait a minute, somebody's off the beat.
Let me hear you too. OK?
Now you jump and stop it. For all you know she has a
medical condition. Nope.
I see. I was going to jump on YouTube
and try to find that clip, so I'm glad you brought it in.
(36:26):
The whole reason for bringing inQueen Jade's clip was that.
But I I wanted to ask if anybodyelse had a bucket list item.
Edwin, your bucket list. Two chicks at the same time,
man. Damn, Edwin.
OK. To get Bean on the podcast.
That's not happening. Never gonna happen.
(36:47):
We're gonna die before that happens.
All right, let's go over to do this.
So it's February in the Ralph Report and they're doing hair
metal. So they brought in an an
interesting happy hit with Van Halen and had an interesting
discussion about that. Van Halen hair band or not hair
(37:08):
band? I've had this spirited
discussion with other friends and I stand firm in my opinion,
which is Van Halen absolutely started off as a hair band and
then transcended hair band ISM to loftier heights where they
(37:30):
became one of the great rock bands of all time.
But I think they absolutely can be categorized as a hair band
given their beginnings here in Los Angeles and what the band
originally started as before Angeles and what the band
originally started as before they grew and evolved into the
band we know today. Problem with my clip there.
(37:52):
All right, Van Halen, I can. Absolutely see it.
Lindsay, do you know who Van Halen is?
Can we insert that? Oh my God, who the hell cares?
Family Guy clip into this this is.
This is important an important discussion.
(38:15):
We got we got to get the bottom of this all right, whatever I
know well, I guess we'll move on.
I guess Lindsay killed it show killer.
We'll do the the cup of Tia chat.
Bean kind of grosses out Ally. I mean, I think you're going to
be back with me when I tell you what area of the body we're
(38:38):
talking about. Because you, my friend, are a
boob man, are you not? I I I enjoy your titty.
Ogle. Wait, you asked.
I was not expecting that. It looks like I retired my vomit
(38:58):
clip a little too early. I should have put that in right
there, but I wanted to spare youguys.
All right, moving on. I got a call in.
Ali had a missed opportunity theother day.
I don't think you realized it, but Chris is here to set you
straight. Hey, Ali, it's Christopher.
Did you ever think that that Russian dude was like a spy and
(39:19):
his code word for you was the hot cocoa is watery and you were
supposed to say something like the marshmallow sink to the
bottom? And then I was like supposed to
be your code word to go on your secret mission.
Just a thought. How cool is that by the way?
Is that? How it works?
That is absolutely how it works.You got to make sure you're
communicating with the right person.
The person only knows the password.
(39:41):
I need to watch more spy movies because all I thought was this
dude's energy is bullshit. I do not like him.
Yeah, this comes from a personalminutiae story where there was a
Russian guy complaining about his hot chocolate in a very
weird way. I thought it was a code word.
I thought there was a spy thing going on up in up in Maine.
(40:06):
Don't you have another clip, Christopher?
I do, but I don't know if we'll have time because I see my timer
going. But Edwin had a movie to
discuss. Yeah.
Oh, there was a movie where a guy, and it was that situation,
a spy, and he goes up and he goes, it was a seafood market.
He goes, do you have Blue Crabs?And this was on.
(40:27):
How did this get made? And they're like, how many
people go up every day and say, do you have the Blue Crabs?
They must be abducting people left and right.
Blue Crabs. OK, Got to.
Got to move, got to keep going. Lindsay's looking at me.
But what happened, lady? Everybody remembers what
happened, lady. Do you remember any details
(40:50):
about the traffic accident that Tiger Woods was involved in in
front of his home? Yes.
A traffic. Accident or no, I thought it was
his wife that was hitting his his car with the with the.
Fall clubs. Oh, you're so good.
You remember The Dirty details. It was initially reported as a
(41:10):
traffic accident and a 911 call was made.
All righty. Ready, Ally?
OK, we discussed this offline. Lindsay didn't think that it was
the right person. Still, we still think it's Tim
mentioned. I don't know.
We'll find out who's right or wrong.
Let's play the call, yes? Fire Department Operator 75
(41:31):
What's the address please? 16121 Hello.
Hello. I'm here.
What's the address? I'm waiting.
For you to tell me, shoot, I gotthe wrong call, sorry.
Let's try it again. All righty.
Ready, Ally? Yes.
Here we go. All right, we do have help in
the way. What color is this cartoon?
(41:52):
It's a black disc leg. What happened ladies?
And gentlemen, it's the what's happened lady.
Oh no, wasn't. That what happened, lady.
I think it was his mom, yes. But of course I'm only looking
at early reports from the time where she is not identified as
being there on the scene. But isn't that your memory of it
(42:14):
is that his mom came out while the guy was on the phone?
Yes, so Tiger and his wife, maybe we're living, maybe there
was mother-in-law quarters or something like that, but they
were all living together in Florida, right.
And she came out at 3:00 in the morning to say.
What happened? All time classic though.
That's an all time classic. But why are you bringing this up
(42:34):
during oh bit? So no.
Because she's passed away. Misses Catilda Woods, mother of
Tiger Woods, has died at the ageof 80.
No, it's not. It wasn't his mom.
So I think that Lisa may from reviewing the footage, she.
Says. Lisa May says. 3:00 in the
(42:55):
morning? Nope.
OK, OK, So it was Lisa May who said it was his mother.
And then later they said, oh, some people thought it was his
mother, but I don't think it is.There's no way.
No. What was the wife's name?
Ellen or something like that? Yeah, I think it was her mom
(43:18):
that came out and said. Nordegren.
Right. And I don't, I don't.
Think. So I think if it if it was
someone related then like it would have been covered on the
news and such. But the fact that it was always
an anonymous lady, I think. I don't watch the news so
(43:40):
because I'm a kid. Yeah, not his mom.
No way. But.
I'd like to believe it's his momand we pour one out for her
today because she passed away. We can still celebrate her life
without calling her the What's Happened Lady.
Cheers. But I want to celebrate the what
happened lady. She's not dead.
(44:02):
How do you know I? Don't know, actually.
She could have been dead. We'll never know.
It's. Just something we'll never know
the answer to. All right, let's move on to this
new pad pad cast. I got a little Armenian comedian
(44:25):
in me today. Let's move on to this new
podcast, the three fourth podcast with Sluggo, Kevin and
Marcie. First clip I got is from the
first show. What happened?
3/4 podcast. The 3/4 podcast, that's what
it's. Called. 3/4 Human podcast.
(44:46):
There. We go 3/4 humans podcast.
Well done. I'm just going to call it the
3/4 podcast because I just can'tsay that that's too long of a
title, too much information, youknow, can't.
OK, so first clip is Sluggo the nudist.
Have you ever met a nudist? Oh yeah, yes, I have Marcy.
(45:08):
You know his name? Sluggo, slugo, you think I'm
kidding? No.
Are you a nudist? I was what?
I wouldn't do that to anybody now.
I'm so happy to see this throughyour eyes, yeah.
So Slugo was a nudist for a brief time, brief period of
(45:30):
time, just walking around Flavin, did he?
Live in a colony or did he communist?
Communist. Nudist colony.
Nudist colony flag that whole last 60 seconds as a moment
(45:51):
with. It's fitting for the Kevin, for
Kevin's new podcast. You know, it is.
I think it fits. I think it's perfect.
They asked that it he didn't want to pay the subscription
because it was well, I think because it was too much, because
it was it was by the the length is what he said.
(46:13):
Let's listen to Kevin's first question about him being a
nudist. Were they hot?
Did you get all bricked up? You know, 7 All right, Yeah.
Maybe you ever get it? Do you get excited?
No. That was what I said.
Did you ever get bricked? Up.
Oh, sorry, I didn't. Yeah.
Exactly getting bricked up. I've never heard it.
(46:37):
Is that that way? I've never heard that either.
I've. Heard the turgid from Bean but I
think getting bricked up is going to be the new the new
saying. That should have been the name
of the podcast it. Would have been easier to find.
I think the 3/4 human podcast was very hard to find for
(46:58):
everybody and it's also very short.
It's only half an hour. I don't understand that.
It's a little too too too short for me.
Needs to be longer. Well, and it's free, so my
thinking is Marcie and Slugo still have jobs.
So I think this is just Kevin's retirement gig.
Well, I think they're trying to raise money for it, but also
(47:20):
being an ally. On Saturday's show discussed how
they're how they think their podcast is too long and they do
too much work. And even Jensen said that it's
too long and too much work. But Jensen did a whole tweet
thing on some shrimp stuck in his cereal and he tried to
extend that for a few days. So I don't know if we could
believe anything, right? Well, and shout out to my mom,
(47:43):
who's one of our newest listeners.
She came up here to pick up the dog.
She was just bitching through him and.
I've made a bricked up joke, a Turgeon joke.
Edwin wants 2 girls. Fuck.
My mom's not listening to this. I won't laugh.
I can never I can meet your mom.It's an easy thing to cut out.
(48:05):
It's funny. No, I'll leave it in.
She'll love it. Ding.
All right, I got I got 2 two other clips from the 3/4 Human
podcast. Do you want to hear Corny going
off the rails or Kevin talking about a possible high speed
chase? Corny going off the rails.
(48:27):
There was so little corny in allof it.
Florida always seems to have some wild stories, doesn't it?
We could give Corny an. Assignment.
Yes. Corny What's the strangest story
out of Florida you've heard recently?
And in Florida, tried to trade alive alligator for beer at a
(48:47):
convenience store. OK, now we're talking.
Give us that story. Well, he teased us with a good
story. But listen, here's the here's
the story that I came across. Florida Man attacks roommate
with a baloney sandwich. I'm sorry, that's.
Been do it. With a baloney sandwich.
Yes, Sir. The man was upset that his
(49:08):
roommate had been using a PlayStation Five in his room and
playing too loudly. A Florida man was caught trying
to ride a manatee. Apparently he thought it would
be a good idea to hop on one in a canal.
Thank you for that story. A bonus story from.
That's very nice. In 2013, a Miami man actually
tried to trade a live alligator for beer at a convenience store.
(49:31):
He was cited for possessing and attempting to sell the alligator
only in Florida. I have a question for you guys.
Sandwich. Stop talking, Courtney.
We're not talking about. Sandwich anymore?
I don't know why you said Lindsay Sandwich at the end.
I'm not really sure. Nancy A Nancy Sandwich.
Oh, I thought he said Lindsay Sandwich, but that was Courtney
(49:52):
just in jumping in whenever he felt like it.
Courtney's my favorite. Sounds a lot like our podcast
right now. And now, breaking news born.
There's just one breaking news bulletin being being played.
My super cut of of him sneezing.He knew my name and I made the
(50:14):
show notes. Excellent.
Good job standing O Here it is and he mentioned our show.
He. Did I meant to play this on the
last episode but it slipped my mind.
Our beloved teabagger Christopher, one of the Co hosts
of the Quitters Never Give Up podcast, took an idea that was
suggested to him by listener Letty to put together a bean
(50:34):
sneeze. Super cut just for you Ally.
This could be your new ringtone.Let's see what you think.
This is Christopher's work. Sorry, sorry.
Yes, Justin, Ever. I have sneezed coming on.
(50:55):
Maybe shouldn't be in that job if it was, sorry.
That. Would just came out of nowhere
that's. The best statement.
I think I'm going to sneeze. Think I'm going to sneeze?
Yes. Oh my goodness, it went away.
That doesn't usually. No.
So the top yes. No, we've got a pill that makes
(51:16):
guys Dicks hard. We can figure this out.
I dislocated my nose on that one.
Wow, really? That.
Definitely hurt. Would you?
Would you make wow? Thank.
(51:40):
Thank you, Chris. I wasn't going to play it,
didn't have to play, didn't wantto play it, but I knew how happy
it would make you. I don't remember the one after
the Dick hard coming. I don't remember that one that
that was a great. 1. I was going to cut out the
(52:03):
sneeze super cut because we all heard it last week, but I'm kind
of glad we left it in too. Good, cut it to the porn music
next time and it will work. And we'll find, we'll find that.
I'll do that. I'll put that on 1st.
You know he got my name right? Ali laughed.
(52:23):
Like incredibly long and hard. It was just amazing Bing.
I just failed, sorry. All.
Right, Ali, what did you think of the supercut?
My thoughts, I went back and listened to it because I
(52:47):
thought, was I overreacting withthe joy that emanated from my
soul? This is the greatest day in the
history of mankind. It was everything.
Thank you Ali Beer mug. How's the show going so far?
(53:08):
And I just want to blow my brains out.
I. Guess, I guess not that good,
Lindsay spilled all over the place.
Oh yeah. OK.
The week that was. Oh, that dried me right up.
OK. All right.
Week. That was Edwin Takeover.
(53:31):
Press the button, my friend, send me back into time.
Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he'sa funny man, that.
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny. Funny man.
Watch me, it's a new day you can't have.
The power feature present to meet.
The club 2014, no one supported me.
(54:00):
Super Bowl, you guys didn't support me.
Oh, sorry, that was my super cut.
(54:23):
I was. I was going to send that to
Bean, but Christopher took my space there.
Welcome, everybody. I'm doing the week that was
February three to seven, 2014. The big news was that Beans team
won the Super Bowl. The Seahawks won in 2014.
So here's the opening montage for Monday all.
(54:53):
Right, let's get started. Hey everybody, how about those
Seattle Seahawks? In 12 if you don't mind.
I will begin at the beginning. It's a new day, let's get going.
123456 Seattle. Is scoring in this?
(55:18):
This game with a touchdown pass.A touchdown, run, interception
return, a kickoff return for a touchdown, a field goal and a
safety. Any way you can put up points,
they've gone. They've won every phase of this
football game. You know they wanted every
position in this football game. I I can't think of 1 Denver
Bronco offensively. Defensively, this one is
(55:38):
matchup. 15 seconds away officially and the first World
Championship franchise history as they want it here at the
MetLife Stadium. 43 a The Seahawks world Jets.
And now? What you got to say now, bitch?
What you got to say now you ain't got to say what you got to
(56:02):
say, What you got to say, What you got to say, bitch.
What you got to say, bitch? Our feature presentation.
But at least it was close. Oh, the Seahawks just scored
again. Damn it screwed up my Super Bowl
pool. Morning everybody brand new
Kevin and Bean show. It is Monday the 3rd of
February. So guys yeah yes, Kevin who
(56:23):
rooted against me, Ralph, who rooted against me beer mug who
put money against the Seahawks. This is, this might surprise
you, but but you weren't in the factoring.
So we we weren't really betting against you factoring as much as
we had people that we like or inmy case, I had somebody that I
know that worked for a long timeat the Denver Broncos.
(56:43):
So I always sort of liked them. OK.
So it didn't really come down just to anti beam sentiment,
although that would have been enough.
Like I, like I said on that on Thursday or Friday, if the
Cardinals had been, I certainly would have rooted for for you.
I would have rooted for them to make you happy.
OK Same thing with Ralph's Eagles.
OK. All right.
(57:05):
Yeah, you hear Kevin laughing there because no one likes to
give the backhanded compliment and revel in your disappointment
like Bean. He especially did it with Ralph
whenever the Eagles won. So here's Ralph on the next
showbiz beat, bringing that verypoint up to Bean.
Kevin, you got invited to Ralph's Super Bowl party though,
right? Was it a?
Party you. Had a couple.
(57:26):
Friends. Well, you said you had some
people over. I had.
Some. Friends that were in from out of
town and we just all watched it together.
OK. Was it a party?
This is why you laughing being the martyr.
Invites people, it's a party and.
Now it's stress and pressure. Being trying to be an
instigator, trying to cause. What he does?
We're not. Buying it?
It won't surprise me. Crying this morning, by the way.
(57:47):
No one supported me. My secret to the Super Bowl?
You guys didn't support me and Ihad taken it hardly to everyone
else. Said it like that, but I've.
Got no love from anyone who revels more into rubbing salt
into the. Wounds of people when their.
Team loses on their show other than the beat, nobody relishes
the opportunity to smack someonewhen they're down more than
(58:10):
being when it. Yeah, I love that because I I
went through the archive trying to find an example, but like
when the Eagles lost the Super Bowl, that was before the
archive, so I couldn't find thatone.
But maybe I'll find one as I keep listening to all shows.
But good point, Ralph, because Christopher and I know B loves
(58:31):
those backhanded compliments. I don't know, he was pretty nice
to me about about my super cut and then on the crowd cast, he
was nice about about our podcastto me.
He even kind of like shocked me when he talked about how well I
did making the the sounds for the podcast.
So it was very hard, very weird.No backhand compliments or
(58:53):
anything. Definitely the same thing.
Very definitely the same very much let's he just won't come on
a show. Yeah, except for that.
Next up, we got the Armenian comedian.
He hadn't been on the show in a while.
I had to edit this doubt becausehe was just all over the place
this day, but here's the end of his call to Kevin and Bean.
(59:14):
Yeah, we're going to go all overthe world.
This is conquered. We conquered Kevin and Bean.
OK, let me let me pause you right there, Sam.
He said something about guys in Chicago, and then it's the Super
Bowl halftime show and then pictures on a wall on a
breakfast show. I didn't follow any of that.
You are way behind your mind. Come on, wake up.
(59:35):
Being Wake up. I am way behind my mind.
Wake up. You're behind your mind now.
Sib. Are you doing?
Are you still doing comedy or you you still have the band or
you're still cutting hair? What's the status of your life?
Are you still married? Yes, all about yes.
Yes. OK, All right.
So business as usual, except crazier, it sounds like.
Oh yeah, it's coming, very much so.
(59:57):
I, I, it's just coming along very fine.
OK, what part of that message was urgent?
I need your support for what? Huge support.
What do we need to do? Get me my breakfast.
You. Said they wanted to have
breakfast with you in Chicago. Go.
No, no, no, you guys. Sam, what is this a break?
(01:00:19):
What is this breakfast supposed to do for you?
I mean, having a breakfast with the Armenian comedian is really
just having you on the air to talk to us.
What message are you trying to get out that we're squashing
somehow by not giving you airtime?
My songs, it's revolution and all the fans will come and see
me like they never see me too much.
Never except you guys invite me to this acoustic Christmas.
(01:00:44):
It was Oh no, after fools. And I fooled everybody about my
genocide and then you got mad. I don't win.
I don't want that. I want.
Everybody by my genocide. In the club with the audience,
right, like you used to do. Come on.
Right. What?
He said. Aren't you still doing your like
(01:01:06):
every couple of Friday nights you do a live thing with your
band where you you play for people?
I do. I do, but I have also Monday
nights. I'm at the Comedy Store, the
Dingtown Show. Sure.
Well, it sounds like you're doing great.
Good luck with that. Yeah, just I need your support
to take me around. Right.
(01:01:27):
OK. All right, Sam, message
received. Podcast, I had a podcast show
and then that's a stop. What's a podcast?
Remember the show he was doing with Omar?
Yeah, they did, like, three of them.
And then Omar threatened to quitif we made him do another one.
Remember. All right, Listen, Sam.
Message received. We'll get back to you on that.
(01:01:48):
OK. OK, so we got a podcast, so I
guess Sam wanted a podcast too. Yeah, he was really good that
day. Oh man, one of my biggest
regrets is never getting him on our show.
I'm gonna forever. I would have liked it lends.
Myself. No way, I know.
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So did you guys tune out when he's when Sam would come on?
For who? Any of you, what's your opinion?
Would you tune out when Sam cameon?
As much as I. Could, I mean, it's hard to
follow. So, you know, it just goes in
one ear and out the other, Yeah.Something like that.
I just got such a kick out of him.
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Yeah, they had, they had Kevin on the bonus episode, Ali and
Bean, they had Kevin on and theybrought up the Armenian comedian
and I totally agree with them. Just a little bit of Sam every
now and then. It's hilarious.
Well, he's not funny, but Kevin and being with him are funny.
Yeah, yeah. Next up, there was a commercial
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that ran during the Super Bowl. It started off with someone
singing America the Beautiful, and then other people sang in
different languages. So some people got a little bit
upset with that. And when you want to break down
any political issue, you go to the Wake and Baker's on Kevin
and Bean, and this was one of them.
Hey, yeah, I saw that commercialand it was just, it was
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disturbing Middle Eastern country thinking about the, you
know, whatever American anthem that's but those are people.
I mean, don't you think they're representing people?
Who have come here in it could be in the last 200 years.
I mean, it isn't yesterday necessarily, but who loved this
country and live here now? We got we got Spanish people,
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Mexican people singing and American.
We got them, yeah. Oh, wait.
But Chris. But Chris, let me just ask you.
It's. Too much?
Come on. Cat.
It's too much. Cat, Look, it's too much.
It's too much. Come on.
Come on. Does it not make it almost more
beautiful if people are singing about how great America is in
their language? No, I'm pretty sure even other
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countries were like, yeah, no, we're not singing the national
anthem. I'm not.
No one forced them to, really. It's not even the national
anthem. Do you even know that much?
Well, I'm just saying it was, itwas bogus.
I just, I saw it and I was like,no.
I'm sorry, I love this guy that was against them, but when he
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said no way, Nah. I mean, how can you argue with
that? That is a good argument that is
strong. And his name was Chris, by the
way. Usually Chris's are very well
spoken. Yeah, we that we are known for
that. Exactly.
Challenge, Challenge. Now here is a What's Up with
Florida story. It's going to start off a little
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bit rough, but stick with it. It ends up with a very often
used drop in the Kevin and Bean Show history.
And here's our final story on today's What's Up with Florida
on the Kevin and Bean Show. And in no way am I making fun of
of assault or sexual abuse. It's not funny if this happens
to you, but it's a bizarre story.
Once again out of Florida, a pair of Miami burglars added
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insult to injury during a bizarre home invasion turned
sexual assault. They went into a house at
gunpoint. They went to a helpless female
victim who was in bed and they held a gun on her and demanded
money. She said she didn't have any
money, so they held her down andone of the burglars slapped her
in the face with his penis saying, bitch, where's the money
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bitch, give me the money. The victim again replied, I
don't have any money. So the robbers instead stole two
televisions and fled. Who gets penis slapped while
they're still in bed with somebody with a gun asking for
money? Just rude.
It is rude, ladies and gentlemen.
That's why we asked what's up with Florida, Florida, Florida,
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Florida. What's up with Florida?
Yeah, When that story started, I'm like, Oh no.
And then when the drug came, like that's where it came from.
So it may be a little bit rough to start, but that's where that
drug came from. It's fun to do.
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It's funny. Bean was so excited about it.
And then when when they put thatdrop in to what was it?
Bean makes us guess. I'm like, wow, he was really
excited about them. So there you go kids.
That's where that came from. What do you think about that
clip? Pure bliss in every way.
Well, Ralph likes it. Great.
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This was an interesting call. In it was you have a favorite
band of all time. That's like an odd choice.
So I'm just going to let the callers go.
And he's up next talking about one of Dave, the king of
Mexico's favorite bands of all time.
By the way. Hey, Marcos.
Hi, good morning. Your favorite band of all time
is. The cranberries?
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No, but seriously, the cranberries.
They are better than every otherband you've ever heard.
Yes #2 is 9 inch nails, but number one is the cranberry.
That's not possible, it's not possible.
I reject #2 because of #1 Have you seen a doctor about your
bipolar disorder twice? Okay, we are going to spin the
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wheel O new favorite bands. Oh, who's he getting gets Owl
City. Congratulations, City.
Congratulations, City. Enjoy that.
Let's go to Jennifer. She's up next.
She's on line of one here on theCapital Beach show.
Again, in a million years, if wewere guessing ahead, we would
not have seen this one coming. Hi, Jennifer.
Thanks for calling. Hi, thanks for having me.
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You're come on, I mean, you're joking about this.
No, because people are saying, you know, people that don't
quite understand the phone topicare, you know, they, their
Twitter is the Killers. Well, The Killers are a lot of
people's favorite band, but we're talking about maybe nobody
shares your favorite band. And that's definitely the case
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with Jennifer. Who is it?
Is the President of the United States of America?
So love, love, love Peaches Peaches, Peaches that bad from
the 90s? Yep.
OK, but every single day since you heard the President's United
States of America, you've woken up and heard other new bands
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that have come along on K Rock and everywhere else, and none of
them in your mind have eclipsed the presidents.
Beck got close. He's my #2 But no, it's them.
Isn't that something? What do you got for?
What do you got for my friend Jennifer here?
Kevin? Jennifer, your new favorite band
is the Presidents of the United States of America.
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That's great. For her, what a.
Terrible choice, that is. Look, I like them, I like, I
think you can like them, that's fine.
And she can like them, but nobody can put them at #1.
Well, at least Jennifer didn't get Owl City.
Yeah. We need to land this boat.
Wait, Kevin, can we land this boat?
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Well, I hate to have this end because it's so much fun.
Yeah, I know. But we got to cut it short.
And that was the week that was. Oh wait, Christopher.
But I want to know who else has some strange favorite bands that
nobody else likes. Jen leave Matthews bands.
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Well, I got The Beatles, so you don't get a lot of grief for
choosing The Beatles as your favorite band.
Lindsay Drew, I'm not weird. Sorry, OK.
Loved Hanson and I still do. OK, I guess that.
I like that. Thank you.
Lindsay, say bye to everybody. Goodbye everyone, thanks for
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listening to episode 180. It's been janky.
Bye everybody. What's you're looking at?
Shut up. Pardon me.
For God's sake, he's. All right out of the.
Gate, yes. AI is a pain in my ass.
Are you fucking drunk? Get this MOOC out of here.
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It couldn't have been as long asit felt like in my body.
Let's go to David. He had a big surprise at the
airport. He's on line 1, and he joins us
on the Kevin adventure. Hi, David.
Wow, it's been a while. Santa Monica, 24 deaths ago.
Practice every once in a while that we love.
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Hi, Lindsay. Yeah, that's me.
Hi, Lindsay. This is John from John Briggs.
Bad news. I have some bad news from Matt
for you. Yeah.
So for 17 years now, you had himfooled that you were incapable
of shitting. You hit it so, so well.
But unfortunately, the other morning, he woke up for work and
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you gave yourself away. No, you're joking when you
forgot to flush your poo down the toilet.
He's now starting to rethink their your entire marriage and
he does not know if he can ever get over it.
Thank God you're a great mother to your three beautiful children
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and a good cook or else he'd be happy.
He'd be out. Happy belated birthday.
Are you serious? What?
Well, you know he knows about your pooping, you liar.
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Also, happy birthday to you. Oh, she hung up.
Who gets penis slapped?