Episode 181 - LIKE A MONKEY

A complicated relationship with chocolate milk, Kevin forgetting another phone number, Ralph's new tattoo, Bean's favorite comedian, and the origin of a monumental drop!

Episode Transcript

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Rut row. I don't like where this is
headed. This is quitters.
Never give up. Quit.
Repping for. All of.
Quitters never give up. Check off.
Christopher, check off Jen Pastorini, check off Lindsay the
great Ed Wid ladies and gentlemen.
I loved it so much because I said quitters never give up.

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And he said that's all they do. Well, you're not going to get
invited to go on the next nude. I'm not not with that attitude.
Obviously a judgey prick and I hate myself.
Goodbye Hola party people. It is episode one. 81181
Quitters never give up. Rough weekend, lots going on.

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Let's say hello to the quitters.Let's say hello to Jen.
We have many Jennifer's. This is one of them.
How you doing Jennifer? Good party people, how are you?
Still getting over it, let's say.
Hello, Lindsay. The problem with Lindsay is she
pushed it a little too far. She kept going a little too far
with the joke, and she also got a little tipsy.

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How you doing, Lindsay? Still tipsy?
Two of my best qualities right there.
How you doing? All right, The reason we're all
here, Edwin, Edwin, Edwin Pablo Cruz.
Good day mates, remember kids, love will find a way.
And say hello to Drew. Yes, Drew, morning sexy you up.

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I'm. Doing great, got sexy you up my
guys. It's been a long weekend rush
this one together and not a lot of clips today, but I'm
Christopher. Yeah, my friend Chris.
Yeah, that's me, Christopher. Let us start with what are we
starting with, Lindsay? I have a surprise for you,

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Christopher, with Curt. It's fitting for the Kevin, for
Kevin's new podcast. You know, it is.
I think it fits. I think it's perfect.
They asked that it he didn't want to pay the subscription
because it was well, I think because it was too much because

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it was it was by the the length is what he said some.
People ain't a. Lot of time for a moment.
With Curt, I, I noticed something.
You cut out the other people that are talking and that makes
me sound even crazier. Like Jen asked a question of of

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Jen asked a question of how muchdid he have to pay in the
subscription? And you know that was your
answer. Well, I I think I got 2
questions at the time, but yeah.I don't think, I don't think I
cut out anything on this one, but I I can go back to the
drawing board. Maybe.
I think that's what it is, but Ilike the adding of the.
I like that putting there. That's good.

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OK, OK. I was just saying I almost
started working really hard on getting the timed perfectly and
then I was just like F it. I just do not care that much.
If it just shove it in anywhere I know.
All right, next. And now a moment with Judge

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Drudy. I, I remember when when that
happened because at that time I was listening to the show, not
on the podcast, but live overall, the the Odyssey app, K
rock app, depending which one itwas.
And they did that. And I'm like, no way.
And so I thought it'd be a greatidea to take the B team podcast

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and try it that way. And that is even worse because
it sounds like you're listening to like Tom Jerry and one of
those 3 stooges. It's.
It's great. Wait wait, did our podcast go to
half speed right now? That was a moment with Judge

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Drudy. I thank you.
Pretty good. Wow all.
Right. So I don't have an opening or a
closing because there are so fewmoments with Jen, but.
So Sluggo was a nudist for a brief time, brief period of

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time, just walking around Flavin, did he?
Live in the colony or did he? Or communist.
Communist. Communist.
Nudist, nudist colony. That was a moment with Jen.
Yay, yay. All right, Next up with.

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Curl it was you know those how we talk about how podcasts can't
capture all the craziness and radio when it everything goes
wrong and we make it better. Uh huh, Uh huh.
Don't pretend like you don't pretend like I'm talking like a
crazy person, Lindsay. We just may never know the

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answer. Yeah, terrorist situation.
Well, you know, I'm with you, Christopher.
Some people in. A life for a moment.
With Kurt. Edwin knew what I was talking
about. He was right there with me,

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right, Edwin? Seeing.
The classic you know what I'm talking about response.
All right. Yeah, man.
Got two more. And now a moment with Judge
Drudy. Who is she dating from?
That's my question. Like why is she have to be so

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quiet? Who's coming from her coming?
From her Who's coming from? Her.
Oh God, OK. See you next week.
See you next week on Moments of Drew.
I don't know. That was a moment with Judge
Drudy, actually. I called it there.

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I knew the word I was heading. And it's funny because I almost
disagreed with you. Yeah.
I was like, I don't know if thatis.
And then on the replay, it was just an obvious moment.
Yeah, I I heard back from Jodi. She said she's never sending
this a clip again. But really?
Yeah, maybe what? Are you just?

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What she said, she said. She's just, I didn't think she
was joking, hopefully just joking, but she said.
You know, we'll just keep on with these moments while you
pepper in your own moments. I know they're going to keep
coming. Oh, OK, All right.
Last one with curl. All right, let's move on to this

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new pad podcast. I got a little Armenian comedian
in me today. No one wants that.
Let's move on to this new podcast, the three fourth
podcast with Snug O, Kevin and Marcie.
First clip I got is from the first show.
What happened? 3/4 podcast.

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The 3/4 podcast, that's what. It's called. 3/4 Human podcast.
There we. Go 3/4 humans podcast.
Well done. I'm just gonna call it the 3/4
podcast because I just can't saythat that's too long of a title,
too much information. I, you know, I can't some

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people. Wait a lifespan for a.
Moment with Curt. I mean, it's true only Kevin
would have a podcast with a fraction in it, some kind of
equation going on. No one could find that thing
when they first came on. I can't even save files with a
title because I put that little slash mark in.

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It creates something else in thecomputer. 3/4 podcast.
That's why. Should have been Kevin Sluggo on
a robot. Kevin Sluggo marks in a robot.
That should have been should have been the title.
That's it all. Right.
The same. Well, that's all I've got.
But I will say that our latest social post was a super cut of

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the Jen and Chris moment. So that was actually edited.
I will give that. Excellent.
Hello and welcome to a very special flashback because I'm
going to introduce you now flashbacks and now flashbacks.

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Let's have a look at this. Just play the intro.
I'm going to talk about shark attacks for a minute here.
Ralph said something yesterday. It was very a couple days ago.
It was very troubling to me thatshark attacks are on the rise
now. Aren't sharks the most
terrifying thing in the world? Really.
To me they are. Yeah.
Yeah. Chip, you go, you go surfing,
body boarding, stuff like that. How much do you think about?
I mean, the shark attacks are a thing that happened in Southern

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California. How often do you think about
every time you get into the water?
What if today's the day I get bit?
Not really. But lately I've I've not been
surfing because there've been somany in Huntington lately.
Like with the baby great wives and stuff that I've been, now
I'm like, they're probably not going to attack me, but I just
don't want to take that chance. Plus you're so tiny, it would be
really hard for a shark to find you, right?
Exactly. Plus, it's an appetizer.

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They might leave you alone. Shark attacks are on the rise.
Here's one example, by the way. By the way, it won't surprise
you that Florida is the number one state union for shark
attacks. Of course, it has a lot of
shoreline and a lot of people. It makes sense. 28 shark attacks
in Florida last year. There were only four in
north-south Carolina last year, but there were two on Sunday. 2
shark attacks on Sunday. Two different people bit about

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two miles away from one another.One of whom, by the way, was a
16 year old boy named Hunter Treshy who lost his arm below
the shoulder. Now think about that guy.
He's a 16 year old kid going outinto the water going, hey, I'm
enjoying my weekend. Hey, this is fun.
The next thing you know, dude's got no arm for the rest of his
life. Yeah.
Do you see his his statement is that he didn't feel it.

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He saw his arm in the water. Oh, God, that seems bad.
And, and the reason, Kevin, did you read further?
The reason he didn't feel it is because he was concentrating on
how much it hurt that the shark bit his leg.
Yeah. Yeah.
So he didn't notice that his armwas missing.
So I don't know what the hell isgoing on there in North
Carolina, know what the hell is going on around the world, but

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shark attacks seem way up. And we asked producer Dave, is
there somebody we can talk to onthe scene in North Carolina?
And I believe we go there now totalk to reporter Ricky Goodman,
who joins us on the Cabinet Show.
Mr. Goodman, thank you so much for your time, Sir.
Hello, Kevin and Bean, how are you?
Very good. Thank you.
Well, we're fine. What's the what's the situation
like there in North Carolina? Are people panicked?
Are people staying away from thewater as a result of these
recent attacks? As you can imagine, people are

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very upset here in North Carolina.
I'm actually here on the beach and I've got an interview with
the shark himself. Hello, Mr. Shark Shark.
Many people were surprised to hear that sharks are found in
these waters. Where do you usually swim?
How is the water here in North Carolina?
On the day of the attack, you were the only shark spotted in

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the water. Why do you hunt alone?
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.
Now, Mr. Shark, some people havebeen saying that the teenagers
should not have been swimming inthose waters.
Is there anything you'd like to say to those two kids?
What would you say to the other beachgoers that are there on the

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beach? What's it like when you see a
beach full of vacationers? Yes, they must look like
colorful candies to you. Are tourists your favorite food?
How many could you eat in one day?
Don't you ever get full? There doesn't seem to be any

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rhyme or reason to these recent attacks.
Why is that, Mister Shark? When it comes to your food, do
you have a preference for males or females?
Speaking of which, you seem to have your eye on that female
swimmer over there right now. I can see that you are a great

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white shark. How do people feel about that?
All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
Speaking of great whites, as a shark, how do you feel when you
watch a movie like Jaws? Well, like in that movie, there
have been some talk here in North Carolina of a group of
fishermen banding together to hunt you down and kill you.

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It is so. And if they try to stop you,
will you continue to feed in these waters?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why?
You got to fight for your right.Well, there you have it, Kevin
Abine, right from the shark's mouth.
Ladies and gentlemen, reporter Ricky Goodman on the scene in
North Carolina. Well done, Sir.

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That cracked me up, he flashed Phillipped himself.
Oh, so funny that. Was great.
That was so good. That's off of the Dickie Goodman
stuff, right? Right, Edwin, You know.
Yeah, he was a real thing he did.
The UFO 1 was his first big one.And the Mr. Jaws, oh, that blew
our minds when we were kids listening to that.
The 70s man Awful time. Good times.

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You want to hear the original? I have the original.
Yes. We are here on the beach where a
giant shark has just eaten a girl swimmer.
Well, Mr. Jaws, how was it And what did she say when you
grabbed her? Please, Mr. Please.

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I know, shark. They're stupid, but what did you
think when you took that first bite?
Mystic Jaws before you swim out to sea.
Look at Edwin just fucking laughing his ass.
Off with me now is the local sheriff.
Sheriff Brody the Shark will be back for lunch.
What do you intend to do? Just arriving is Oceanographer.

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OK, this is like 3 minutes long so we're just going to leave it
at that. But that was a good recreation
from Ralph, wasn't it, I thought.
Yeah, yeah, very much so. It was awesome.
They must have been talking about Dickie Goodman earlier.
I don't know. All right.
All right, next one. All right, what are we?

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What's the complaint now, guys? We're just what now we just
what's your what we who and you when did you there is why is
could you somebody just words sentence explained please.
Being has a complicated relationship with chocolate milk

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with the planet Earth. First of all, secondarily,
planet Earth and its inhabitants.
First of all, I've got troubles with it is a a source of great
anxiety and sadness and joy. It's it's everything.

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It's all things to all people, all right, You're right.
I think I think both of you guysare right.
I do have a complicated relationship with chocolate milk
and it's not something that I take for granted.
It's something that I that goes without saying since you have a
secret hidden refrigerator solely used to keep it away from
your wife. First of all, bean hides
chocolate milk from the only other person in his house who is

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his wife hides it from her, who doesn't really drink chocolate
milk that much either, by the way, not really that interested
in chocolate milk. And even if she knew where it
was, so you put it way up high where she can't get to it.
Do you think your secret fridge may be a bit of overkill
considering she doesn't really drink chocolate milk?
Look, I tried to explain this toyou guys last year.
There are times where you're just in the mood for a certain
food or drink. And when you are in that, in

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that state of mind, you want it to be available to you.
The last thing you want is to open up the fridge going, you
know what, I'm really set for some chocolate.
And then you open up the fridge because somebody has drank.
Worst case scenario, you have that urge and then you go to the
fridge and there isn't chocolatemilk.
Then what happens? Well, then you don't have any
chocolate milk, right? And you collapse on the floor

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and you're sad, you're sad. The building starts to shake and
then the world is spinning. It's when you get smoked and
you're and you're sad, you're sad your whole day is ruined.
No, it's really then you go, no,I'll just, I'll drink some sunny
D instead. What happens is you just pick
something else and drink and then you just move on.
Your world goes up in a puppet'sbook.
All right, so that was thing that was thing one.

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And then thing 2 is recently in my ever evolving relationship
with chocolate book, I tried something new and I really do
think I made it back up. Before you get to something new.
There was also the if you add chocolate milk to regular milk
that had gone bad, then you can drink it past the point where
it's bad. You drink sour milk.

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If you put chocolate into it, itrehabilitates the bad milk.
No and and makes it palatable toto choke down Ali.
We're not arguing that point. We're saying this is reality for
being happened if the milk has just gone bad, Ali says.
If it just slightly turned, if you mask that flavor with
chocolate by putting chocolate, then you can drink the milk

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drink. Bad.
Milk because, you know, bean lives in a box and has to has to
eat and drink expired all rottedfood.
But it's like it's like with it's like duct tape, you know,
has a million uses. Chocolate milk.
There are times where chocolate milk comes in handy to save
otherwise spoiled milk. I'm saying, yeah, that's another
relationship. You're just saying that like
it's normal and we're saying whysome people would not drink

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spoiled milk at all regardless of whatever flavoring we put in.
You can't taste the spoiled partof the milk if you put chocolate
milk in it. By definition spoiled beans,
that milk is no longer good to drink.
How much shortage of milk up there?
I mean, can you just get more milk?
Well, yeah, of course you can't be.
He lives like Ebenezer screwed. He just lights 1 candle at

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night. There's warps his hands by it.
It's just sipping a bowl of sourmilk with chocolate in it to
save a dime. What's going on?
Is this is this a factor of you being the cheapest man alive?
I'm not a cheap person. I wasn't asking that.
I'm saying you're a cheap person.
Do you think that explains this?I don't think you want to throw
out a 1/2 a gallon of just barely spoiled milk.

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I believe that's a decision thatall of us would pretty much
make. All right, so before we ran a
time so we get all that. So we got all that.
We discovered a new fact with bean and chocolate milk.
I tried something the other day and I don't remember exactly how
it happened. I guess I do.
I was drinking a glass of water and I had ice left in the glass
and I didn't want to waste that ice.
So I thought how you going to replenish?
You can't get more ice. You know that.

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So I thought, you know what? I'm now in the mood for some
delicious chocolate milk. I haven't had enough fluids.
Why don't? But what do I do with the ice,
exactly? What is the milk?
Can you imagine the conundrum this must have presented for
being there in the lab? And then I've only got the one
glass. So now what do I do with the
ice? You know we can't watch it

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because that means money spent on detergent and water.
Oh my goodness. So what I decided to do was pour
the chocolate milk into the glass of ice.
All right. You following you with me?
Yeah, that's not difficult. We're following.
It was phenomenal. It was a sensation unlike any
other that I that I've ever experienced.

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Wait, Hold on. Hold right there.
I felt like my world went from black and white to color.
And I thought, this is what I'vebeen missing.
Is chocolate milk in ice. Are you kidding me?
But you drink chocolate milk cold, right?
Yes. So this was this was a little
colder. It was a little colder and some
watered down well. I know that.
I know that that's the obvious early criticism on my plan, and

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I heard a lot from people onlineabout that.
But the truth is, it's not like it's sitting around and the ice
cubes are melting. It's not like you're leaving it
out in the sun and coming back and Chuck it.
You put it over ice, so you don't drink it fast, fast.
You drink it at a you drink it at a reasonable rate.
OK, all right, good. Here's the best part ever.
And by the way, Kevin, you of all people should appreciate
this because how many times haveyou said that one of the things

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you love about Cocoa Puffs is once you're done with the
cereal, you have chocolate milk left in your bowl, right.
The leftover from the Cocoa Puffs makes chocolate milk.
You know he doesn't do it. That chocolate milk, add ice to
it. But in my in my new taste treat,
once you're done with the chocolate milk, then you've got
all of these little ice cubes that are covered in chocolate
milk. They're like little chocolate
treats left at the bottom of your cup, and now it's almost

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like dessert on top of your chocolate milk.
Oh my God, it's great. It's not dessert at all.
It's it's ice. You're just eating ice covered
with chocolate though. But it's not covered.
It's not like it's permeating the.
Ice it is. It's in little pockets and
everything like that. There's a there's a little
chocolate taste in every ice cube that's left after you're
done with the chocolate milk. I'm telling you guys, don't

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knock it till you've tried it. It's great.
And the fact that the chocolate milk is actually colder than it
is when you take it out of the out of the fridge makes it even
better. I really felt like I stumbled
out of something. I got to figure out a way to
market this or patent this or dosomething to this because this
is where I think you're trying to patent ice in a beverage
bean. Is that your?
Goal. I'm about to blow your mind.
Oh, here comes she Bean. She's got something.

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What I do with iced coffee? I freeze coffee in the ice
cubes, therefore it's never watered down.
Why don't you freeze chocolate milk cubes?
So you get an ice tray and you fill it up with your beverage
and you freeze that and use thatas ice.
Yep. So that actually would be a
chocolate treat. That would be a frozen chocolate

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treat. That would actually be, instead
of the watery crap, ice milk. That I.
Eat after. The cup is over.
I've just, I'm trying to processthat.
Would that work it? How tough would it be to freeze
milk? What?
What? What's happening?
Well, milk is a lot thicker, andit's got to be harder to freeze
than water, right? What?
Can you freeze milk? What is going on?

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Like, I'm no scientist here, youguys.
Yeah, we are. No.
What you do when you freeze stuff is you put it in the ice
tray and put it in the freezer, and then it gets hard.
That's not a bad idea. Solid.
You're welcome. I kind of, I feel like, I feel,
I feel like we're making some progress here.
That's not a bad idea at all. I'll try that.
I feel like Bean's an alien. You just landed on this plane
and he's like, hey, this thing is awesome.

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And we all go, what are you talking?
You're star man. You're star man Jeff Bridges.
We're like, I do not know the ways of your world.
How can you not know that if you're putting milk in the
freezer, it'll freeze. I just never, I never thought
about. I just never thought about it
before, that's all. But you have to make it as
chocolate milk, then freeze that.
That wouldn't have that frozen treat of chocolate.
Milk. It just gets better and better,

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you guys. We live in a great, great time
in history. Oh, you're bringing the crazy
extra hard today, huh? Oh man.
Christopher, what's your relationship with chocolate
milk? I I used to like the Nestle
quick. You just scoop up a whole bunch
of it into the glass of milk andmake your milk crunchy.
That was that was my goal. But I never spoiled milk, right?

(23:51):
Never. No, sometimes water, just like
cereal. That.
Is yoohoo. Nagamma.
Yoohoo, yeah. Is that milk?
Though have you tried different?Technically it is because it's
got powdered milk that they put in there as well, so it is
technically all right. All right, that's it for the

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flashback. So, so this is you're giving us
a tease for the the colossal disaster moment.
Oh no, this is a colossal disaster.
That's the moment we're coming. We're coming next week.
Is that next week? I don't know because this is
Alexander Glass that sent these clips that I've been going

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through just because I've been too busy to Alex.
Glass, Alex. Glass.
Alex Alexander Glass. Alexander Glasser.
Yeah. So thank you, Alexander.
That was Eve Plum's boyfriend onThe Brady Bunch.
What? All right, Christopher.
Yes. George, we see there's a

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composer named Philip Glass, so I was making that reference, but
you went Brady Bunch, which is amore relatable reference.
I like it. All right, Timer's.
Starting timer. Time.
Thank you, Drew. I just ate some carbs.
I just downed some pasta. I am ready.
Nailed it. You get it.

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And when you want her to promoteyour podcast, we got it.
Hello to Happy, goodbye to the blue janky.
Podcast. Oh shit, that ended quickly.
I ran out of clips. Sorry.
Podcast roundup. Let's start off with the 3/4

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human Podcast, 3/4 slash human slash podcast slash things.
They had a guest, Trixie. For a mask, because he needs to
keep his identity secret becausehe works for some huge companies
in IT and he's certainly not truly part of Anonymous, that's
for sure, right? For sure.

(26:06):
Harder. Hey, hey, say hi to corny
Trixie. Hey corny Corny just for Fr I I
was waiting here for like 20 minutes with the mask on waiting
for a link for Kevin. That microphone from Trixie, I'm
disappointed. Yeah, we had a discussion

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offline on Discord. It was pretty rough.
I think they were putting the effect before they were
recording, so it was just a they're new, they're starting
out. It's janky.
I like it, but it'll get better.It's our style.
It is, and speaking to Janky, here is a moment with Kevin.
All right, so if you have a question for Courtney, leave us
a message, call us, or you can ask on social media as well, but

(26:50):
we'd love to have your actual voice asking Courtney a
question. So 818-510-0004, 281-851-0001 to
Nope 0042000428185. 10. 0042, He's just trying to help.

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Hey, Courtney, can you call 81851?
OOO, 4/2 right now? I can't make phone calls, but I
don't know there's any questionsthat come in?
Yeah. All right.
Well, there you go. It's ironic, considering he's on
my phone. Yeah, you are a phone?
Not quite, but I'm here to help however I can.

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As long as it's not calling. Yeah.
He sounded pissed off. We still love you.
So there was Kevin messing up the phone number which just
gives me good memories from K Rock, how many years he worked
there and always messed up the phone number.
The funny thing is I was listening to the podcast and I'm
like, oh, I'm going to call in. So I got my phone out.

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I rebound it, so I'm entering it, and then Kevin messes up the
number. I'm like, whoa, what?
So he screwed me over again at real time.
Classic. Well, what should we call in and
ask Corny about? About I don't know.
What do you think? I think I.

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Don't know, I've been trying to think of something all week.
It's a fruitless exercise. I feel like you should wait.
Well I did try to call and it just rang and rang, never picked
up. So once again, Kevin, he got me
again. Nice, nice work.
There was a post from Kevin where he was showing when he's
writing his book and he has an AI helping him write the book

(28:42):
and it was misspelling words. And to me, I just think it
learned his language and was just putting in the wrong
letters. So I don't know, maybe we'll
figure out when Cornelius will rub off on Kevin or Kevin will
rub off on Cornelius. And then those freaking iPhone
notifications like the calendar,the Venmo, like, come on people,

(29:03):
come on. It was probably Kevin.
I thought of it. Was Kevin's phone.
I'm like, Lindsay's going to getvery mad.
I mean, come on. True.
All right, let's move on to let's see.
Oh, speaking to Cornelius, he isa master of impressions.
You know, we've all been missingRalph and Kevin working
together, but I think Cornelius is going to fit that bill for

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us. Say hi, Cornelius.
Good day, Cornelius here. Nice to be here.
Good day. What?
Yeah. What was with the Australian
thing? That was weird.
Just mixing it up. You got to keep things
interesting, right? Oh, OK.
Thanks. I can respect that.
Mix it up during this entire episode, then.

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Yeah. A different accent every time
you talk. Yeah, Courtney, do that.
A different accent every time you say something.
Sure thing. Let's see where this goes.
Ready. So there's an American.
My God. Yeah, you've got the.
There's a lot of, there's a lot of testosterone in this room.
Can you? Can you talk like a woman?
No, of course I can do that. How's this?

(30:12):
Literally terrible. Just exactly the same as the
last thing. Well, I'll keep practicing.
We'll get there. Just fitting right there.
Perfect. Every one of those impressions
spot on. I just thought there was a
different person walking into the room each time.
Just perfect. Excellent.

(30:35):
No. OK, All right, let's go over to
a memory Depeche Mode riot. You guys remember that?
Anybody alive during that time? Edwin, I'm looking at you.
Well, I just remember the stories.
I don't think I was listening toKevin and being back then.
But yeah, it's it's in Richard Blade's book, which is really
good read. It was pretty crazy.

(30:55):
I remember. Go ahead, Jill.
Isn't the book called In My Eyes?
Yeah, yeah. I remember watching the news
reports of this when I was in grade school, so you know it's a
good memory for me wishing to bethere, but Courtney knows all
about it. Depeche Mode fans went crazy,

(31:16):
causing a riot at Warehouse Records.
Security couldn't handle the crowd and the band had to leave.
It was pure chaos. That's pretty accurate.
All that's accurate. The police showed up in riot
gear, even on horses. It was intense.
The crowd was massive and out ofcontrol.
OK, that's a part I never heard before.
Oh yeah, horses. I didn't know there were horses
with police on them, with the riot shield over their head and

(31:40):
wearing all the gear, and they were ready to go to town.
I love Depeche Mode so much, I wish I was actually at the riot.
Anything Depeche Mode, Yeah, Wherever Depeche Mode is,
whatever's going on. I always put on some of the best
shows, they are so good live. So good.
Yeah. Daily limit reached what?
There's no way. Kidding me?

(32:04):
Oh. No, no, no, no.
I don't know what's happening, but let's just roll with it.
Sounds like a real technologicalmasterpiece in action.
So they reached their daily limit, so I don't think this
story was able to continue. Lovely jankiness, I love it.
Oh man. Explain to me how that works.

(32:25):
I haven't played with any of theAI stuff.
When you reach a daily limit, what on questions to ask it?
Drew, you are. No, it's it depends.
It's so they they do them like on a subscription plan so you
can pay for a higher level subscription.
It might be the length of the question.
A lot of times what they'll do is they'll give you like tokens

(32:47):
and a token will be valid for, you know, something of X length
and so on. So it might be like 30 tokens to
get your answer, things like that.
I don't know which one they're actually using.
But Kevin talked about this in our interview and he was saying
in the first round of this, likehe kept asking who was the

(33:08):
artist or who was the band that caused the riot.
And Courtney could not answer that question.
Yeah, I remember. They they, they, he left that
part down, couldn't get it. But in this go round, when they
asked it again, they ran out of tokens.
So that was it. I think Carney would be good if

(33:31):
you asked it a factual question,like if you asked him, you know,
what date was the Constitution signed.
I think Corney could do that, but I think he has a lot of
flaws with other type of thinking.
Like which band is Depeche Mode that?
Yeah, it's a it's a weird amountof hallucinogens they take.

(33:52):
I want a weird amount of hallucinogens.
Can I? Can I get some?
All right, let's go over to the Ralph report.
This game, the supper Bowl. Supper bowl happened, I think it
was. Superb Owl.
Superb Owl. That's it, That's how it is.
That happened and I think Ralph's team won the the Eagles.

(34:13):
The owls died. The Duolingo owl.
He died. Oh God, not that again, Duos.
All right, let's go down this side track.
How did the Duolingo owl lingual?
OK, my wife had to explain this to me too because I didn't know
like this what happened so so asannounced yesterday publicly in

(34:36):
front of my family. OK, go ahead.
It's. Talking about the owl.
So someone started up this meme that Duo the Duolingo owl had
died and like it is gone out of control with people like
response to the point like majormedia like is like responded
jack-in-the-box. We did that.

(34:56):
Not only is Duo died, but Jack has escaped the box that they're
very sorry for our loss. It's it's getting better by the
minute. Well.
Duolingo announced that their owl died.
I don't know why they decided todo that, but it wasn't.
It wasn't like a rumor, it was just so dumb.

(35:17):
OK, you're going to have to explain to us what Duolingo is,
because I see, I see during the headlines from everybody.
OK, Duolingo is a like a learning language app and
apparently their mascot was an owl.
Named Duo. And they just killed.
Named Duo then. Then they announced on their

(35:37):
social that the Duolingo owl haddive.
But anyways, back to rough. All right, was it?
Was it like a that scene in Dumband Dumber where Jim and Carrey
opened up the bottle and killed one of the owls walked up to?
That was a fever dream, I think,but your time was going to be.
Someone took us down the road. I need extra time for that

(36:00):
dueling. I tried to go back home.
I need I need extra time cuz youbrought up this owl being
killed. I was expecting some tragic.
Go around. Come on.
All right, so Ralph, the Eagles won the Super Bowl and it to
celebrate. Well, he got shit faced and then
he decided to make an announcement.
So, as announced yesterday publicly in front of my family

(36:24):
and then also foolishly on Twitter, I will be getting an
Eagles tattoo. Yeah.
In celebration of the Super Bowl, Yeah.
Yeah, we talked about it before.So what are you going to do if
they win? You want to jump in the pool?
You want to use like tattoo. I'm going to get I'm finally
going to get an eagle to get a Super Bowl tattoo for a repeat
and the next year's year so theycan cross it out.

(36:47):
But it doesn't happen. That's what you have now.
I'm going simple. I'm going classic.
I'm not going to put any dates or any words on it.
It's just going to be the old school eagle carrying the
football logo. Cross your back.
On well, people all the way suggesting face, you know, neck,
yeah, shoulder, tramp stamp, youknow, but I will be putting it
on my shoulder. So he's going to get a tattoo?

(37:11):
I think you should get the eaglespelt out.
EGLESA good, Perfect. I just got in a debate with my
mom about how the mayor actuallymessed that up.
She was like no, it's this and we're just both arguing about it
and I was wrong. So sad.
Like always, though, he should be used to it.

(37:33):
Remember that Tim mentioned timeyou were wrong?
And let's see. OK, Yeah, He should get the big
shoulder tattoo of the Eagles. I think if he wants it really
big, like mural style, he shouldget it on his balls.
I think that would work, but OK.Sleeve all eagles.
Color the Eagles logo. Like yours had us that one.

(37:56):
Show us your sleeve. I got his skin color so.
All right, let's go over. Let's stay on the Ralph report.
Ralph had a Ricky Rachman story that was ruined by Eddie and I
just thought this was hilarious.We were headbangers.
In Virginia, that's what they call us metal heads or
headbangers. You must have loved Ricky
Rockman. Oh, headbangers ball.

(38:17):
Yeah, right. Every day after.
School. Go home and watch it.
Yeah, I knew him a little bit atK Rock.
He was a massive tool. He used to own the Cat House,
which was a cool place for the in crowd to hang on the Sunset
Blvd. and. Cat House, Where was it?
On sunset. Yeah.
And it would all be like, you know, waitresses and lingerie

(38:41):
and stuff like that. Because cat house is another
euphemism for House of ill repute.
Puss. Oh my God.
Puss house. No, no one ever called it a puss
house. Perhaps a brothel puss house?
You make everything good, less good with your creepy.
I just make it easier for peopleto understand.

(39:02):
They get it fine, but then they don't want it after you've
sullied it. I thought this was hilarious
when it happened, but then listening back to it as I was
editing it, I was like, I reallywanted to hear the Ricky Rackman
story. I wanted to hear what Ralph was
going to say. Yeah, right.
Yeah. I was a massive tool.

(39:24):
I was pretty close to a drunk Eddie right there.
Like just a cat Buzzy. House.
Yeah, he did ruin it. I mean, on the Sunset Strip, a
bar with a bunch of waitresses and lingerie.
Blue's house. Thanks, Eddie.
Why must he be the screen door on our submarine?

(39:50):
All right, let's go over to a cup of tea and the chat that had
the huh and a cat and a puss. Puss, puss, cup of tea and a
puss. All right, Steve got a call in.
Stone Man. He he was also featured on the

(40:14):
TV Tunes Tuesday. But for time, because I'm on a
timer, just just one. Just one Steve.
Steve is here with his personal Adisha Jingle.
I'm glad to keep it, Steve. And Steve don't want to get my
subscription cancelled. Here we go and.
Now a personal man is the update, and that's all that's
required. Easy peasy.
If Steve can do it, you can do it.

(40:36):
That was beautiful, I loved it. Really was.
Well done, well done. All right, Bean got a call from
Jodi about our Valentine's party.
This Friday night is Valentine'sDay, or Valentine's Day as we
prefer. And as you know, some tea
baggers are putting together a singles party that we are not

(40:57):
affiliated with. Details are on the Facebook
page. Here is Whispering Jodi with an
update. Hi, it's Jodi from the Singles
Party. So far we have 23 women and 16
men. So guys, it's in your favor if
you show up. All right, so more ladies than
men so far. Get the details as I said on the

(41:18):
Facebook page. Was she in a library?
I don't know what was. Going on, what's going on there?
I don't know. Yeah, very quiet it.
Yeah, but the Valentine's party was pretty awesome.
It happened 2 days ago. Still recovering from it.
Edwin was a Wildman. I mean, I've never seen anything

(41:38):
like it, alcohol coming, just two fists in it.
Just rails of everything you could find.
I just, I thought I was in the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
scene. It's just craziness, Edwin.
But then chosen. Eddie of the other two.
Single people that were on this.What?

(42:00):
Why's it got to be Eddie? Eddie wouldn't be at the singles
party. That makes no sense for just
that reason. His wife chill.
Yeah, It also made. Well, see, The thing is, yeah,
well, just kind of doesn't make any sense.
That's the point of it. You guys are, you guys are in
the East Coast. What am I going to do?

(42:22):
There's only one of us in the East Coast.
Well. You were at my wedding, bro.
Yeah, but you're from Michigan. That's far.
That's not close to. Me.
It's also not single. OK.
Oh yeah, Jen, sorry. OK.
Jen doesn't want to come. It's a long drive for a party,

(42:45):
that's all. It was fun though.
You should have came to be honest.
You've been a great. Next time the problem is the
dogs. I've got to bring the dogs with
me wherever I go. I don't have anyone to take care
of them because. There was a dog there.
Really. Yeah.
The dog socialized too. Yeah, bring the dogs.
It's so. Did anyone get lucky?
Did you get lucky? Who, Edwin, I think you did.

(43:11):
Why do you look like? What are you gonna have that
look? No, it was fun.
We had a great time. We played the bean.
Makes us guess answer. I am modest.
I don't. Know that sounds like a guess.
Nice. No often I was busy doing a lot
of the hosting and DJ ING and helping with the bean makes us

(43:33):
guess and playing sound clips. I brought my set up and so cool.
I was playing drops, you know, so it's.
Very cool, but we'll go next time.
You should. I think we're going to have one
for Saint Patrick's Day. I think it's the wake up in the
Bush St. Patrick's Day party.
That's the goal. But yeah, lots of fun.

(43:56):
Lots of fun. Let's see.
OK, Staying with a cup of Tina chat.
I don't always agree with Bean II often disagree with him many
times. But on this I I totally agree.
A police officer in India has literally pulled the plug on one

(44:18):
of the worst terrorist attacks of the 21st century.
Oh wow. Ed Sheeran was planning on
busking and this police officer,he walked up to Ed Sheeran while
he was starting to sing his Stupid Shape of You song and
unplugged his microphone. No, I think there's a Pulitzer
Prize in this man's future. A Nobel Prize, all the prizes.

(44:40):
Wow, Maybe, maybe I can Pope. I don't know how that works.
I. Don't think that's.
But I just feel like hero, capital HERO hero.
Why do you hate Ed Sheeran so much?
She is a delight by all accounts.
A great guy, very friendly, verylovely, loves to get high.
Why? How can we not love him?

(45:00):
I think some of it is that I've seen him and heard him.
I think those are maybe the. 1st2O no you didn't mention those.
OK, now that makes sense now once.
You've seen him and heard of It's hard not to turn on Ed
Sheeran. I hate you.
I feel the exact same way. Can't stand him, seen him hurt
him. No, thank you.
No more. Is he the one that that's a
Hobbit? Yes, he looks like a Hobbit with

(45:22):
smaller feet. Weird.
OK. All right.
Then I didn't get a call this week, but I got kind of a
mention. And so I think I, I, I think
I'll bring this in just because I'm tangentially associated with
it. And finally, hey Allie, Hey
Bean, I'd like you to go back toepisode 619.

(45:46):
Around time 5625 you get a call from a Chris that was clearly
Sylvester Stallone. Hey, Allie, it's Christopher.
Did you ever think that that Russian dude was like a spy?
And I would know because I was in Rocky Three with them.
This is Hulk Hogan, by the way. I don't think I sound like.

(46:09):
Sylvester Stallone. A little bit.
Not that he mentioned it. I I, I heard it when he when he
mentioned it. Yeah, I got to do better.
I got to do better not to sound like Sylvester Stallone.
I do try and disguise my voice just a little bit for them, just
because I feel they won't play it if they know it's me.

(46:29):
That's why I don't say, right, Ever give up.
Or, you know, I just kind of change it up.
Chris Bloomington, Chris Fontana, you know, just so just
to keep from guessing. But I guess I have a future in
impersonating Sylvester Stallone, I suppose anyhow.
Adrian. Do it again.

(46:51):
I want to hear it one more time.Yo, Adrian.
Excellent. Perfect.
Can you do that little soliloquyhe always does?
You're being very rude. I'm trying to be nice.
Come on Chris, do it for us. You're being very rude.
I'm trying to be nicer. I I don't, I couldn't.
I don't know how I did it. I don't know how I did it to
where I sounded like him. You were sick.
I think it was. You were sick.

(47:12):
I know I'm a sick person. I'm trying.
I'm working on myself. You were I'll during that time
you had the deep monotone I'm sick voice and you drove away
just like. No, actually that was more
recent. So I wasn't sick.
I was just trying to I I got to a quiet place in my house, which

(47:35):
is very hard as you could hear by the cars all driving by and
the kids. And I think I just, I think it
was the likes it goes like I said when like, you know.
You were sick, I'm telling you. Maybe.
Yeah. Maybe I don't know.
All right, Courtney, what did you think of this roundup?

(47:56):
Sounds like a real technologicalmasterpiece in action.
Thank you, Courtney. Excellent.
Let's go ahead and let's see whodo we have next.
I think we we have Edwin Pablo Cruz bringing up the week that
was take over Edwin. There you go.

(48:23):
Press the button, my friend. Send me back into time.
Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he'sa funny man.
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny man. It's a new Day.
Our feature presentation. Wait, I hear the phone ringing?

(48:52):
I better get it. Welcome kids, I'm doing the week
that was February 10th to 14th, 2014 Shirley Temple died and
that got ralphed talking about her on the showbiz report.
Before I do this though, Lindsay, you're the youngest
here. You ever seen a Shirley Temple

(49:12):
movie? No, but I knew.
I mean, I like the drink. Good enough.
So here's Ralph on the showbiz repeat showbiz repeat talking
about Shirley them. Say that sneeze got you into a
Peck of trouble. Sorry, that was something else.

(49:36):
Casper, what did you think aboutbean sneeze?
We've got to figure out a way tostop your sneezing.
OK, that's that's something I was working on for Pete Shirley
Temple. Tragic news today.

(49:59):
We lost a legend. I'm sure Kevin hated her too.
Shirley Temple passed away yesterday at the age of 85.
Just no interest. If Kevin hates The Beatles, I'm
sure the spies. Poor little Shirley Temple
Black, the adorable little childstar who got this country
through the Great Depression. Why are you yelling at me?
Because you're horrible. But I don't have any.

(50:20):
You hated her and she was a sweetheart.
I have no interest in that storywhatsoever.
Have you ever seen a hated Temple film?
No, don't say no. The answer?
Oh, no. It's got the Black Plague
crawling all over it. She was a remarkable
entertainer. Fantastic.
Good. I'm not against her, but you're

(50:41):
not for her. You're not for her because.
You've never seen her. It was insane how polished and
professional and charming and talented she was at the age of 5
when she was America's biggest movie star at the age of 5.
Why are you yelling? Because it's a phenomenon.
But it's never been repeated. But I didn't come on and say I

(51:04):
hate her or she's bad. I didn't.
Remarkable. Miracle of modern cinema.
Her entire career was a phenomenon.
Congratulations. I'm happy.
I could write with her now. She's dead.
I hope you're happy. No, he is.
He's very happy. She's dead.
She was the biggest child star of all time ever.

(51:25):
Right. Child star.
Why don't you hold on there, pal?
The biggest movie star in America.
I know, I know that. But what I'm saying is with all
the 80 years that have come since then and all the other
child stars that have been in front of us, no one like her
before. No one was bigger than Shirley
Temple. No one.

(51:45):
Why are you yelling about her? Who cares?
A lot of people care. I'm conceding your point.
You're not. I am.
You win. Kevin probably killed her little
Princess. I think she gave that a rest.
Ralph lost her gone and then shewent on to be Aun ambassador for
decades and worked for the UNI mean.

(52:06):
She had a whole women. She was Aun ambassador and she
worked for the UN. How could she manage both of
those things? She worked for the UN for many
many years and then she became an ambassador to countries like
Czechoslovakia separately from her work Ghana and got it as
well. What is happening on this radio
show? She's popular and smart and

(52:27):
good. She was presented with the SAG
Lifetime Achievement Award in 2006.
She said. When I was three years old, I
was delighted to be told I was an actress, even when I didn't
know what an actress was. I have one piece of advice for
those of you who want to receivethe Lifetime Achievement Award.
Where's sunscreen? Start early.
She was a movie star at 3:00. What did you do when you were 3,
Kevin? Oh, that's right, you just

(52:48):
crapped your pants and sat around in it and probably rode
on the walls with it. I'm guessing like a monkey.
That was till age 5 there. End of the lesson.
All right, Shirley Temple Black.She will be missed.
So that's like a monkey just came out of Ralph ranting about

(53:10):
Shirley Temple. Played that thing all the time,
like during commercial breaks and just before songs.
And that's how it happened. I was listening.
I had no idea it was coming. I'm like, wait, that was the
thing for a while. Like a monkey.
That was one of my favorite things.
That was hilarious. So Next up we have.
Wait, wait, wait, before you go.Bean also talked about Shirley

(53:33):
Temples on a cup of tea in a can.
Oh, that's right. And I found something in common
with Donna. I am so craving a Shirley Temple
right now. Will you make me one?
And she said yeah, of course shewould.
But I don't know if I want a Shirley Temple from somebody who
doesn't like yacht rocks, so I don't know what's good.
So Donna doesn't like yacht rock?
I'm there with you, Donna, right?
There so mad. Let's move on to the Bachelor

(53:55):
report. Juan Pablo was the Bachelor.
We should have got Luke. Luke, if you're out there
listening, tell us what you think about Juan Pablo 12 years
later. Juan Pablo.
Juan Pablo. Not Juan Pablo creep, just Juan
Pablo. OK, so here's the Bachelor
report with Petros and Ralph. So Juan Pablo does not he does

(54:17):
not want to get in no conversation about he don't want
to hear about your life. And this girl's trying to be
like, oh, my dad wasn't there for me drunk.
He was a he was my sister was crying at the crib and he was
laid out drunk on the bed pile of Zima.
I couldn't wake him up. By the way, nobody wants to hear
that at the beginning of a relationship.
That's not even a relationship yet.
Well, listen, if you're going toget married, Kevin, at the end

(54:39):
of the show, some point, no one's getting married.
Be be honest. Hey, how about Shawn and
Catherine, who just got married a couple weeks ago, get on TV
with a live honeymoon suite camera?
And what about the monkey? Rob was yelling a lot this week,
which made it a great week, in my opinion.

(55:00):
The Beatles had the their 50th anniversary of their concert on
the Ed Sullivan Show, so that isa special about it.
A lot of Beatles talk. So that led to Bean.
What do I always say? Who's Bean's favorite comedian?
Bean. Bean.
Yeah. I was wondering why he was not
at the event. Julian.
Julian Lennon, the son of John and Cynthia Lennon.

(55:23):
Yoko wouldn't allow it. That's what I'm guessing.
I think there must be bad blood there between the first family
and the second family. And perhaps he was not welcome
to the event, which is sad because there was obviously a
tribute to his dad and his legacy, but he was not in
attendance. But that was odd.
I thought it was odd too. They didn't invite Ringo.
I thought Ringo should have beeninvited.
He's making a joke, right? Yes.
I don't know, but you need to watch.

(55:47):
It was just Paul, just Paul saidI, I did it all myself.
Ringo's outside knocking. I'd like to come in, please.
I used to play the drums on those records.
So he was outside knocking on the door, was he?
Don't do it. Don't do it.
Do not do this. This is a this is a step you
don't want to take. Do not do it.

(56:13):
Don't. Don't get off.
Get off. Get off.
Get off. Get off.
Get off. Get off.
Get off. Get off it.
Get off it. Get off it.
Get off it. Get off it.
Get off it. So, Rico, don't show it.
I'm not going to just punch. Stay out of here.
He never laughs that hard. No one's different.

(56:34):
Makes him laugh harder than he does.
Come on, we can't even put that in the file because no one can
understand that. I'll never take it back either.
Yeah, being with the pre emptive, I won't take it back.
I don't blame me Ben. I really like that one.
I don't know that. Was and more Beatles news.

(56:55):
That was really bad. I thought it was great.
He couldn't even get it out. Couldn't.
It was so good, of course, he couldn't get.
Stuck in there. More Beatles news they were re
releasing the movie Help so Ralph was talking about that.
That's a terrible movie though. Help.
Yeah, screw you. I mean, it has moments, Screw,

(57:15):
but Part Day's Night is A10 and Help is about a four and Bean
and Bean likes The Beatles, so it's not that love.
It doesn't mean he can't be wrong.
Oh, agreed. But I'm just saying he's coming
from a place of wanting to like stuff, I think.
Yeah, but he watches movies likea monkey.
See, I told you Ralph is yellinga lot this week, which made it

(57:39):
fun. OK, we were talking about
Valentine's Day and of course Kevin and Bean love Valentine's
Day. Let's have Bean give us his his
opinion on Valentine's Day. I, of course, don't have this
problem. You mocked me by saying I hate
Valentine's Day, but in reality I celebrate Valentine's Day 365

(58:00):
years a day a year at my house. You know that you do celebrate
at 365 years a day That is true,always Valentine's Day at my
house. I mean, the only thing my wife
has to worry about today is how she can catch her breath from
how awesome I am, right? I know we can tell from your
extreme hatred for tomorrow. We can tell that that's true.

(58:21):
Yes, Bean is a true romantic. This is the montage she's set up
for Friday for Valentine's Day. And now, want to do something
special for your woman on Valentine's Day?
Examine yourself for testicular cancer.
Why give a diamond when you can give the family jewels?
CBS Cares, our feature presentation.

(58:41):
So as you can see, being is a true romantic.
Speaking of Valentine's Day, they were taking calls.
Go ahead. That was a great opening
montage. It was.
It was. They had the Valentine's Day
Spooks. Well, we should play that at the
end. I think I have it.
I'll play it at the end. They were doing call in topics.

(59:02):
You got a bad Valentine's Day gift?
OK, I'll date this girl. For six months.
I was really into her. I was basically showering her a
lot. And for Valentine's Day, I got
her big hard candy of dozen roses and a diamond necklace
that I just wanted her to have. Wow.
Wow. You hit all the major food
groups. Yes, I did.

(59:24):
And in return, I get a present that three pairs of tube socks
and four Spuds Mackenzie T-shirts.
And she goes, I couldn't afford anything else.
What, you're upset that she couldn't afford anything else?
She broke up with me a week later saying it's not working
out and she kept the necklace. All right, OK.

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I was with you right up until ifit was just a thoughtless gift
and she should have known and done better, I was totally on
your side. But I'm kind of with Kevin that
you can't really blame somebody if they don't have any money.
However, however, if you don't have any money, get on your
knees. Is that what you were?
Going to say Lisa was going. To say, oh, I thought that's
what you were going to say, I. Was going to say, what if she'd

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made like a beautiful meal? For it's free.
And then got underneath. How would that be?
Would that have worked? Nope.
Wow. OK, now Tom's announceable.
Tom's got. Tom's got.
Issues then. So I think you can see why I
love Lisa May so much. She'll even make you a meal
first. Oh wait, Sir, you, you didn't

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like that joke? I don't think this is
appropriate well. I'm sorry, Batman Bean, let's
move on to that next. Ralph was going to be on
vacation, and so he wanted everybody else to do their
impressions to see who could take his place.
This this is a long segment, butI couldn't cut anything out.
It's great. So what I've got, I've got the

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wheel here, the wheel of voices,and it's got A and it's got a
bunch of voices on it. And what I'm going to do is I'm
going to call an EG and I'll spin the wheel.
Whatever comes up. You just do that impression, you
do that voice, you do that a voice.
And then we'll just at the end, we'll sort of gauge who did the
best job and that person will become the new Kevin and Beam

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character impression voiceover artist for the week next week.
OK, alright, got it. Now we are in the interest of
Full disclosure. We have no idea what's on the
wheel. We don't.
We would have a meeting about this.
We haven't rehearsed this. This is going to be as new to us
as it is to the listeners, right?
It's odd how Secret Ralph insisted on keeping this.
Well, it wouldn't be. It wouldn't be fair to anyone.

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If anyone of you knew what voiceyou were going to do fairness,
then you practice it. And then you'd be.
So amazing. And he's testing our improv
skills. Exactly.
It's another thing, you know, wedon't write a lot of the
sketches that we do on the phoneand things like that.
You have to be quick witted and things like that.
So we see who's got what. Suck for me.
Should we start with King of Mexico?
Start with King of Mexico. All right, Dave, Al Pacino.

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I'm going to hear Al. You're Al Pacino.
Dave. All right, let's have fun.
I'm going to be the first guy next week.
Look at that ass. That's pretty good.

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Definitely one of the front runners, Dave.
American loves you so far. He just had to go first, that's
all. The rest of us might be way
worse. OK, let's see how Lisa does.
Lisa. All right.
What voice? Larry Flint.
Larry Flint came up for Lisa Mayer.
Popular Hustler magazine publisher Magnet.
Larry Flint for Lisa. Hello Kevin.

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And yes, I love my gold wheelchair.
Wait, I hear the phone ringing? I better get it.
All right, not bad. Let's go back to Dave.

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Kevin, I think you're on. You're up on the wheels.
Come on now. Make it easy.
William Shatner. William Shatner came to you,
Kevin. That's easy.
Legendary Captain James T Kirk of Star Trek fame.
Scotty Bean. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.

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Thank you. The minimalist styling is Kevin
Ragler. You may have to put more than
one word together if you're doing a voice pair.
That's the only beam I would give you.
Don't put beam and me together. You're a little pitchy dog.
Let's go up to. Let's go up to beam.
See how he does. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger to Beam. God, what was that?
Was that part of it? No, I'm just getting ready.
Good read from Arnold. All right, here we go.
It keeps on turning. Ah, it's it's me in the gym.
I look at me working out. You're so beauty.
I'm so huge. I'm the governor.

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I really pregnant you. Yeah.
All right. All right.
Beer mug. Can I just break in?
He was doing Hans and Prawns from Saturday Night Live.
That wasn't really Arnold Schwarzenegger, but anyway, but
is. It Hans and Franz supposed to be
them doing Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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I suppose in a way. Yeah, they, I don't know.
OK, let's go back. We got.
Do they do a Hulk? Beer mug and he's doing his
impression. Gonna step up to the microphone.
Here it goes. Let's see what you got.
Christopher Walken. Christopher Walken for you beer
money. Wow.

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Wow. OK, Kevin and Beam.
It's so good to be hanging out with you today.
I think I just pooped my pants. There it is.
Yeah. That was Christopher Walken you
were doing for Walken. OK.

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Wow, you guys were all so good. Did we find hard to choose,
right? Yeah.
Did we find is that like, is that like a head to head
competition in the end or system?
Yeah. I feel Al and I feel Arnold.
Yeah, you know, Lisa, it's so funny.
I have down here written down here Bean and Dave.
Oh, we do want to win this. I don't want to win this head to

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I thought I skated Dave. Homer Simpson.
Homer Simpson to you, Dave. Oh, no.
What am I going to do? You just throwing it now.
Are you little? Bart, come back here.
It's pretty strong. It's pretty strong.

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It's pretty strong. All right, Bean, that's what you
have to beat. That's what you're up again.
You ready? You ready for the challenge?
Yeah, I'm ready for the challenge.
All right, Bean gets TV's Batman.
Adam West. Adam West TV's Batman.
Oh, I love him so much. I know.
Well, Ralph, I'm sorry. You have to be.

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What are you going to finish? Well, Ralph, I'm sorry.
You have to be out next week. Looking forward to filling in
Old chum Winner. We have a winner All the Voices

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next week. That was fantastic.
Found my replacement. Well done V congratulations.
I look forward to hearing all ofyour success.
Oh dear God no. Dear God, no indeed.
And we're going to end on that note, Ralph.
Did I do a good job on the week that was this week?
Like a monkey. Back to you, Steve.

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Edwin, if you had a feeling for Ralph, what impersonation would
you do? I can't really do.
I think I could do better than Dave though, to be honest.
Let's see, he did. Can you do Ned Flanders?
No, I can't do anything like that.
I can do. Wait, did Dave do?
He did. He did Homer and he did Al

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Pacino. I can't do that, Al Pacino.
I'm going to do an impression. Say goodbye is Al Pacino, Edwin.
Oh Jesus, this was episode 181. You got to listen to all the old
drops. We got everything from the past
and the present. Oh, I love that ass.

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We'll see you next time. In the funny papers.
BB It's Hulk Hogan, by the way. You're evil like a Hobbit.

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It's Valentine's Day. It's not the day you run away
from love. It's the day you track it down,
tie it up and take it home if you don't mind.
I would begin at the beginning. It's a new day, let's get going.
123456 will you be my Valentine?I just realized I'm gay.

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Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day, Valentine's
Day. Masturbation is gonna happen.
Cupids and Hearts really shovingour faces in it this year.
It's OK. I really don't care about
Valentine's. But you're a lady, right?
Why haven't I seen pictures of you as a baby?
I look around and I see all these beautiful people who are

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alone on Valentine's. And I think that there are other
single people out there too. We just need to find them.
Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day.
Masturbation happened. Don't bogard that joint.
My friend has it over to me. We're doing this.

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Let's do this Jombo North and join my friend.
Pass it over to me. Let's all be more like Dave.
Roll another one. He quite realistically could
never amount to anything like the other one.

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Got it? Boring Mumbo Jones seems to be
about when I love doing. Drugs.
It's our time to shine. It's our time to shine.
It's our time to shine. It's our time to shine.
It's our time to shine. Why have you ever?

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Why? Just like the other one.
You can go through hell. Why don't you kill yourself?
We have no idea where that unexpected outburst came from.

(01:10:59):
Like being imprisoned. Thanks for that information.
How about a little radio silence?
And now want to do something special for your woman on

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daily basis.