Episode 183 - Speaking of Going Long, Lisa May

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The lovely Lisa May talks her radio personalities, her commercials, Bean's Asperger's, Russ Leatherman, sharing the air with Jim Lang, and someone may accidentally hang up on her at the end. oops.

Episode Transcript

(00:01):
All right. Beam Sorry, bad news guy.
Wow, have. You tried every finger.
I've tried them all Case yeah I have OK and not just.

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People's fingers. Not just grabbing people off the
street. Oh.
My God, it's raining, what do I do?
It's raining. I don't know how to drive in
this kind of weather, what do I do?
I tell them all, all the little gangsters who you think helped
mold them all. Quitters never give up.

(00:42):
Go ahead repping for all of quitters.
Never give up. Check off Christopher, Check
off. Jen Pastorini, check off
Lindsay. Hello, Drew.
The great Ed Wynn, ladies and gentlemen.
I love him so much. Because I said quitters never
give up. And he said that's all they.
Do is the cup of gold the buggers show down part of us?

(01:05):
A lot of party people it is quitters never give up.
Episode 182. We have a special guest today
with a child get into Lindsey Doesn't Like.
Lindsey doesn't like when I put music in the back, but it sounds
good on the podcast. This is episode 183.
Did I say 182? Sure did 183 you know I'm not

(01:25):
I'm not a professional all rightSpeaking of Lindsay, let's say
hello to Lindsay he. Also said that Lindsay is one of
the best. She's so gifted.
Hi, Lindsay. Hello.
Let's say hello to Jen. Hello, Jennifer, How are you?
Hi, Jen. Alrighty people.
And I'm Christopher. The gentleman who we will call

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Chris, because that was his nameand you know this guy.
Yes, but the reason we're all excited today and happy is we
have a special guest, Lisa May. Yay.
How you doing, Lisa? I'm good.
You think those children would have grown up by now.
They sound exactly the same. This is true.

(02:11):
Maybe I could rerecord it? Yes, make them sound older.
I'm very unprofessional. You all have microphones.
I've tried to hook one up but I'm just like oh this is too
complicated. You sound great.
OK, well, we'll just have to roll with it.
All right, and Lisa's filling infor Edwin.
As you know, Edwin's not here. Poor guy, he missed out.

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He did leave us a message. These are me.
The sky is clear, the moon is bright.
There's nobody around. Not a person.
Insight. Come on, baby.
Let's get their toy. Oh, Edwin.
That's pretty cool. That that was one one of the old

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Air Afro line messages. There you go.
Many years ago. It wasn't no, it wasn't him.
I just I like. He sent us a picture of a a
slide that he was about to go down like a giant water slide.
So he said he might be, he may not make it.
Yeah, Where is he, you guys? He's in Hawaii.

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Oh, that's pretty sweet. Yeah, that's nice.
He may not come back is what you're exactly.
I wouldn't blame him. Maybe RIP.
Good to know him. All right, shall we start with
the flashback since Jen's in thesnow?
Let's do it. And she may not be here as well. 00:03:41,960 I'm here.

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One of these days, she may not. Just hello and welcome to a very
special flashback because I'm going to introduce you nads.
Flashbacks and let's have. A look at this.
Just play the intro. OK, this is a very special
flashback because it's an all Lisa May edition and I'm going

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to play a few short ones and I got a nice fun one.
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Even asked for many. Trees and Brothers and sisters
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(04:25):
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(04:47):
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Not a real. Sponsor.
I think they work for caterers. Party Down stars Larry Irwin and
money. They say the guys in the name K. 00:05:08,040 Fed K Fed.

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I'm Lisa May with K Rock Traffic.
Shiver your Timbers in the newlyremodeled rooms at Treasure
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Visit treasureisland.com. I'm Lisa May with K Rock
Traffic. Did you say shiver your.
Timbers I don't think I did. I can't.
No, I'm. Pretty sure I would never say
that. I can't get a new Kevin Costner
movie and shiver New Timbers. All the same day, it's just

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over. It is too much.
Stop by Napa Auto Parts today, make any purchase, give them
your old hat and they'll give you a shiny new NASCAR hat.
Napa, get the good stuff. I'm Lisa May with K Rock
Traffic. Come on.
Shiny it. Will.
It won't be shiny. What's shiny about a hat?
No, I haven't seen it. It could be shiny.
Shiny. Stop by Napa Auto Parts today,

(05:53):
make any purchase, give them your old hat and they'll give
you a shiny new NASCAR hat. Napa, get the good stuff.
I'm Lisa May with K Rock Traffic.
All right then. And if you fill your old hat
with Mahatma rice, they'll give you a free bumper sticker that
says I blow Curry out my butt. Oh.
That I want. Oh my God, Lisa May, you took so

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much cuff from them. I mean, you'd have to do the
commercials like the same ones over and over.
So they give you crap the first time.
You're like, Oh my God, I got todo this commercial again.
This is not good. But I am impressed that I came
up with Napa NASCAR hat and never tripped because now that
I'm listening to it, I'm like, that is just a problem waiting

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to happen. But I slid right through.
Yeah, the commercials were oftenterrible, poorly written and
being the professional I was, I often did not pre read them.
So things went would go horriblywrong.
I remember there was kind of what was the, IT was a beer,

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something like Laguinas or. Lagunitas.
Yes, that's what it was. And the first time I read it, I
had no idea what it was. I said it completely wrong.
I'm like, there's no pronunciation on here.
I don't know what this is. And it was always just, and
then, you know, like you're justadding to whatever is going to

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happen on the show, which is fine.
That was the whole point of it. But sometimes it's like, Oh my
God, just let me read the commercial and be done.
And there was that collection. And there was hardly ever
moments with Lisa. There was never.
There's very few of them. Not too many.
They were like 99% Kevin. well-being had a few too.

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And yeah, but it was mostly Kevin.
I, you know, there's a story I tell about Kevin and this isn't
about a moment with, but do you remember the story he told where
he went to Staples Center? I think his kids were with him.
He forgot something in his car. He came back to the car in the,
in the parking lot. It, the door was open and the
car was still running. Do you remember that story?

(08:05):
I had a client that said the other day she went to lunch and
somehow she thought she'd lockedthe car, but she had them.
When they came out like an hour later, the car was still
running. And I was like, I got one better
for you 'cause this one, the cardoor was open and the car was
still running. I wish I had Kevin's luck.
I swear to God my car would havebeen stolen and stripped by the
time I got back to it if that was me.

(08:27):
He is a very lucky man. It's true.
I saw him. I saw him like a year ago.
We had lunch, you know, he got married.
So he wasn't married yet, so I got to meet his fiance.
I've seen her on TVA 1000 times.Alias was the big one.
Alias Yeah, that's right. I remember that.

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I used to loop on Alias, do the background looping.
So I'm sure. And I like the show too, so I
know I saw her there. But it was really fun to catch
up with him. We hadn't talked and, you know,
we, we don't really keep in touch because everybody's just
got their own lives. But it was really fun to catch
up and just, you know, see how happy he is and doing really

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well. Wearing pants?
Nice. You're wearing pants, you wear
pants. All right, now I got another
one. Is this rumor I've been hearing
true? The website I've been waiting my
entire adult life has finally debuted online this week.
Is that true, Lisa? Well, I'm not sure it's the
website you want because you're a pervert and a freak, but it's

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my new website. Yes, that's the one we all want. 00:09:34,600 Tell us what it is.
Tell us what the address is. It's Lisa Virginia has Lisa
mae.com and sells real. Estate.
I hate her some. Bitch.
She's a whore because it's her actually her name, and she uses
it to promote her legitimate business.
That's what makes her a whore. It's my name too.
It's actually my name. I didn't make it.

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There's not. There's not one name in the
whole world though, that. There's a little rules.
Mae. Let's be Well, there isn't my
home, that's for sure. So Lisa mae.net, we go there, it
says at the top greatest multidimensional Hollywood
talent of a generation. Exactly.
And star of the Kevin and Bean show 106.7 FM Yes, and then
there's. I don't think anyone would argue
with that and clearly the reasonpeople are listening is Lisa.

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And then there's a huge picture on the front page of Megan Fox,
which I think it. Was not.
Very smart of you to do that. I think that because you know
what your people want, Megan Fox.
What happened? Wait.
There's a picture of Megan Fox. You didn't.
Put that up there, no? Because I think really is it.

(10:33):
Possible that Kevin did that wasa nice.
Choice. How could you put no look at
her? Let me look.
At Megan Fox, all the Let's lookat photos.
All the photos of Megan. Every damn photo.
Look at those pictures of Megan Fox.
Look at that one. That's like she's like a
teenager. The one with the green top,
Yeah. Is there like a way that a
website like a phone line crosses or something?

(10:56):
With another one. No look at that one.
She's wearing that black see through thing.
Just too much to take. See, this is what I love.
The captions are Lisa and some listeners at the K Rock Micro
Roof Festival. Captions are the same.
Here's Lisa and a listener at the Weenie Roast.
Yet every single one of the pictures is Megan Fox in some
sort of lingerie. This is great.
I'm so proud of you for doing this.

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There's one at the bottom with me right way.
In. The.
Background. Well, you can't be seen really
the. Arrow.
Cuz you? What the hell did you?
You. Guys, well, you did tell us
three days ago that you had the site.
How can you do? This did you work.
With Matt, no, he would never dothat to me.
He's my friend. What the?

(11:37):
Hey, hey, hey, hey. I didn't say.
It wait, is Matt, is he your webguy?
Yeah, well, you'd be surprised what people would do for
acoustic Christmas tickets. You guys.
Look at these. Pictures of Megan Fox.
What did you. Dear God?
Well, let's let's. Just see what did you change?
Let's. Go to radio.
I have clips from our show, Right Radio.
Well, you, you can't be unhappy with that.

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Every year Kevin and being get Lisa a gift for Christmas from
QVC. But it's not just any gift.
And then you have your letter toSanta, right?
Right. And it's it's funny.
OK, let me. Click on it and see what what's
there. Lookie lookie, your ass is like
a cookie. Go inject it and kill it just
like its name was Cookie. Whoa, look at that sound.
That's great. That's not that's not what you
put up, Lisa, that. Is not what I.

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Lisa shows off her astounding command of voices when she plays
George Takei's Sulu sister You. Can't object to that.
That's. Funny.
Let's click on it. And now a moment with Lisa May.
Hey, this is Lisa May. I'll be there.
Pounding some bruise. That was a moment with Lisa May. 00:12:40,280 That is not my.

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Fabulous lika, by the way, whichpeople would like to hear.
And then there's another one about QVC.
It was. A joke we played on you guys for
QVC called up and. Let's click on that.
I like my host. This was some big juicy asses.
With their skin nice and smooth,they'd be looking like molasses. 00:13:00,040 Yes, Lisa, representative of
you, come on. Why?

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Would you put that audio up? Maybe you should have spent more
time on the firewall called. My Bob yesterday.
Ohh no. Be sure.
To. I didn't know that.
It takes her a day or two. Alright, let's go back to the
photos. Look at Megan Fox.
Ohh let's. Get it?
I had. Very nice picture.
She is so hot. K Rock listeners and me and.

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But why so many pictures of Megan Fox on your site?
I still don't understand that. Lisa, why did you, why did you
do that? All right, what's what's the the
voice section? Is this for commercials or
something? I have a voice over real.
Oh, OK. Which OK.
By the way, would be nice to have up there because.
Of course. Could get some work maybe of
course. All right, so this is for people
who want to hire you to do commercials, right?

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Right. OK.
Let's click on that. See what that sounds?
Like how high with mozzarella and toasted garlic bread, it's
not lacking any meat and that's what real women.
Need. Wait, what?
I didn't even hear you in this. What is this about that?
Is her. That's her.
Let me keep going. Hi this is Mary of Mary's House
of Fashion, one of Lisa's early where you are treated like a

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queen for Princess prices. Mom, I started my first period.
It was this afternoon when I waschanging into my gym clothes I
noticed a bit of blood on my panties and golly at first I
thought oh I didn't know what tothink.
OK, I think that's good vocal work.
Don't you think she really is the woman of A?
1000 voices dude, keep going with it, it gets better.

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And now I remembered when we talked about Menster
menstruation, menstruation and stuff.
Hi, I'm a middle-aged housewife and what with pressures of
raising kids earning a living, Ijust don't have the same sex
drive I used to until I started taking a new pill that came on
the market called Horny. Bitch.

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Horny. Bitch.
Those. Housewife, I could actually do
that. That is a good vocal real see
she sounds. She can make herself sound like
a 13 year old girl. No, kid.
And like a middle-aged housewife, I don't know how she
does it, but that's an amazing vocal.
Really helping my careers. Yeah, well, it's.
Oh, look what you did to my resume, what I do to your
rhythm. Very nice objective.

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I very much like to further my career as a premium entertainer
in the adult industry by reaching.
Out to new. Distributors and being
penetrated by them simultaneously.
Here are my films. Big blowout too.
That was a good one. Fantasies.
Liquid gold. Rub them up.
Let's begin. Big boob bangaroo.

(15:33):
Big blowout fire in the whole butt hole.
We've been waiting for Elisa May.
Theater. The Vagina Monologues too.
The twat. Talks back.
That's really well done you. Guys, thank you so much.
Look, we have been waiting for Elisa May website for a long
time and you have delivered. That's right.
OK, wait, wait, there's ELISA recommend.

(15:53):
Section you plus us, you. I don't think we changed that.
You didn't change that. I mean, I don't think whoever
changed this changed that. What's the recommendation?
The recommendation is this is the whole point of talking about
the website. I wish I would have seen the
recommendation page, I could have changed that too.
I'm in a new show I know starting tonight called The Next
Big Thing. It's a musical about an 80s

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garage saying no, they don't letme.
Wait, you're in a musical but you don't sing it?
You rap. Though I'm not in it for a long
time. You're in a play that's a
musical, but you don't sing. Because I can't, but they let me
be in it anyway. It's really, really good.
It's at the Artworks Theatre in Hollywood on Santa Monica Blvd.
You can go to my website. Yes, lisamay.net.

(16:36):
It's still there, yes, and checkout all the information and I'm
going to do it on Friday nights and Saturday this.
Week how did I miss Lisa? Recommends I got voice.
So that Lisa recommends and thenyou.
Can see radio. Freaking photos with freaking
Megan freaking Fox. Go to the photos first.
Son of a bitch. Before they're gone, Before
somebody pulls them off because Lisa's going to make.

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A phone call. I have no words because I
honestly, God, do not remember that.
Really. I remember the play.
I have a friend who wrote a musical and I get I got on stage
for like, I don't know, 10 minutes at the beginning of the
show. Oh look, you pulled it up.

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Check it out. Oh.
My God, I do remember that now. I do remember that.
I don't. I said something about Matt
putting it together. I don't remember who Matt is.
Matt is. I'll stop.
But you've got nudes down here. This looks great.
Wow, this is quite the I remember getting that picture
taken. This is so funny.

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Great, is exactly. The same.
Oh my God, that is so funny. No, I I don't remember getting
that put together. I just remember getting the
picture taken because it was a friend's wife or something that
was really good at photography that took that and then really
like did a lot of touch up and yeah, that's very funny.

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I how did you guys find that? Like the picture of it?
I looked on the Wayback Machine.I don't know what that means.
It's, it's a web, I'm in web. And so it's a way to see older
versions of a website essentially.

(18:28):
So like if we wanted to look up stuff from likekrock.com that
referenced Kevin and Bean sometimes at work.
So that was from 2013 that I pulled that up, no.
Kidding. Yeah, that was pretty handy,
yeah. It really is.
Well, I'm very impressed with what they did with my website.
I don't know how long that website lasted.
Probably not that long. I'm not good at like follow

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through really. But that was funny.
You guys come up with some greatstuff.
I like the the Megan Fox photos and the the titles of the movies
was. Very creative, they put some
work into it for sure. They.
Definitely did. I mean, I did do the Vagina

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Vagina Monologues. You can tell I don't talk for a
living anymore. I do do.
I did those for like 3 weekends in a row a couple of different
years, but that's about as closeas I got to all of that.
So good, so good. Yeah, that was funny.
Thank you for sharing. All right, I got a couple more

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When I think about Halloween, I think all those years of
celebrating at IHOP. Let me get this straight.

(19:56):
The International House of Pancakes is threatening me that
if I don't get down to their restaurant soon, they may run
out of buttermilk pancakes. They're the International House
of Pancakes. So you wouldn't want them to run
out. There's a danger of them running
out of pancakes. They need to reconsider their

(20:19):
line of business. If I don't get down there within
a week, so 10 days from now, I'mgoing to go there, say no, no,
you missed it too late. We're out of pancakes.
The International House of Pancakes no longer has any
pancakes. You think there's serve You,
Sir, You. Think there's an endless supply? 00:20:36,680 Yes.
Oh. Frankly, they can't just make
more. Ralph, I think they can.

(20:40):
I think they're bluffing. I'm I'm calling their Bluffs.
They're going to try to sell some cakes.
That's what I'm guessing. I had the pumpkin spice pancakes
that I hopped the other day and let me tell you, those are the
deal this time of year. I I love the pumpkin flavored
stuff that's available in storeseverywhere around Halloween.
Pumpkin Spice lattes at 7:11. There's an awesome.
Special pumpkin stuff around Halloween.

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Tell us more, Bean. That's a great story.
Pumpkin flavored foods aren't the fair for our consumption
bean. Well, don't give you started.
The pumpkin ice cream for dryers.
Don't give you started out. That that's the best thing in
the whole white world ever. Exciting story.
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(21:24):
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I'm Lisa May with K Rock Traffic.
Do minis have bonnets? Either they have boots and
bonnets, yes. It's the world famous K Rock at
8:53. I've given up on trying to
understand what the hell Lisa May is saying lately.
I don't even. I can't.

(21:44):
I can't even track with her. For a while.
Wait, there's no sound about that So.
You know when your computer craps out at home and you have
that horrible sinking feeling like, oh, dear God, Now what do
I do? It's not like at work.
When I have a problem here on the computer at work, it's it's
easy. I called Jeff.
Jeff's our IT guy. He's magical.

(22:05):
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(22:26):
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So if you need help, call AT&T. Oh, come on.
Damn. Let her.
Let her get it. Let her say it.
Come on. Go AT&T Connect Tech at

(22:47):
1-800-334-1734 or go to att.com/connect.
Kevin would do that a bunch. Yeah, oh man, being thriller was
the best. Oh, I forgot about that.
That happened quite a bit actually.
And those were commercials that I was paid specifically to write

(23:08):
and do. And so when he would muck up
with those, I was like, oh man, don't do that because I don't
know if this commercial counts or doesn't count.
I got all those AT&T spots for Idon't know how long.
And it was always like stuff. There were things that like I
had not tried yet and I would have to talk about them anyway.

(23:31):
And they kept giving me phones, but they would never give me an
iPhone. So everybody had iPhones except
for me. And I remember getting a
BlackBerry and I kept saying I can't use this.
I don't know how this works because I think Blackberries had
sort of come and gone already and it was just beyond me.
And then I had a Windows Phone and I had a Samsung, and it's

(23:51):
like, and I just have an iPhone,which is never given to me.
Probably the best part about being fired was I got an iPhone. 00:24:02,320 I finally got together.
There you go. Nice.
So what other things were you given when you did those
commercials? I got some of those, the

(24:14):
speakers, the wireless speakers.What else did I get?
All of the all of the different phones.
I remember getting some sort of earbud thing.
I can't remember what else therewas.
It's not like it was great stuffnecessarily.

(24:35):
I'm not a super techie person, so that stuff didn't really
excite me all that much, but it was kind of fun to write the
spots and like have control overthat as opposed to all the stuff
that I had to read for the traffic.
You know, where you're just like, oh, this sounds terrible,
but I can't change it kind of thing.
It's really, I forgot about the being thriller.

(24:59):
You know that that was Kevin that always did that.
Or was it Bean? It was Kevin.
It was. Kevin, Yeah.
Yeah. 'Cause Bean was such a master of
the drops, it's just astounding to this day to think about how
many he had, how quickly he could locate something like his
brain works in a way that other people's just don't.

(25:20):
I mean, that was magical for sure.
Do you have any more Jen? I I do Oh, that's a.
Good one to follow. OK.
So Lisa here. And.
Days like Mother's Day are, Oh no.

(25:40):
My butt doesn't. Have nothing to do with it.
Oh no, my butt. Anything.
Oh no. Oh no.
No. Oh no, my butt.
Mother's Day is a perfect time to give someone you love
something that they need and want, but would never buy for
themselves. Because Oh no.
My butt. That's how moms are, they are

(26:03):
always thinking of everyone but themselves.
So this year, give your mom something that you know she'll
use and love, but that she'd probably never buy for her.
Like a new phone from AT and TATand TS having a Mother's Day
sale so you can pick out something super cool like the
metallic blue Samsung impressionit has.

(26:30):
The impression has a touch screen, it has advanced
technology, a full keyboard, GPSand turn by turn directions.
AT&T has a huge selection of phones.
Actually, they have flip phones and sliders and lightweight
ultra thin designs. I'm sure that you're going to
find one that is perfect for your mom.
So do. My stump, my stump, my stump, my
lovely little stump. MPT.

(26:54):
Why do I bother? Choose AT&T Click on 8 you don't
going to have to do this over again.
Click on att.com Recall 1866 Mobility You can visit a store
near you. AT&T Your world delivered
certain restrictions and other charges apply.
C Store for complete details. That was good.
That does remind me. That does remind me of remember

(27:16):
the commercials for like around Mother's Day and Valentine's
Day? There were always the flowers
and the strawberry covered chocolates.
I always got those. They would mail them to me, so
that was pretty cool. Yeah.
Nice. Lot of strawberries, a lot of
flowers. There were benefits.
It made-up for getting up at like 4:00 in the morning, 3:30

(27:38):
in the morning. I still get up at 5:00.
I honestly cannot sleep past five.
I've never quite gotten out of the schedule.
And I mean, it's fine, It works,but it's just weird when I I
just keep thinking I should be able to sleep in a little longer
and I just don't do it. Yeah, yeah.
I just pop awake and it's like the adrenaline is going and
there's nothing to do but get up.
It's very sad. I think I got wrecked.

(28:02):
So you gave me some clips and these are from you told me these
Christopher from 11 years ago. Yes, it's the week that was.
That's Edwin's. OK, so we were talking about
Bean and there's a clip in therethat.
Bean loves this. Yeah, yeah, it's that one.

(28:22):
Yeah. I, I can, we can do that segment
and I'll start sharing here. We go.
OK. My friend send me back into
time. I'd do anything for Lisa.
It's a new day, you. Can't power feature
presentation. 2014. I'd do anything for Lisa.

(28:50):
LL Coolne. The LL stands for Lick Lisa I'd. 00:28:57,680 Do anything for Lisa.
I told them all, all the little gangsters who you think helped
mold them all. Now you want to run around and
talk about guns like I ain't gotnone?
What you think I told them? All.
Wake up, it's smoked sausage o'clock.
Explore the amazing world of Rayin this immersion New mega

(29:12):
attraction Manta. Ride the rave.
Feel the rush. I do anything for Lisa.
When am I going to be on your show?
Lisa May here. It's Monopoly.
Nice. I will be out of here at 3:00.
And of course, Bob Taylor comes in, so watch now.
We'll be taking a few, right? Now discharge.

(29:33):
Lisa, may I do anything? I'm Lisa May with K Rock.
Hey, this is Lisa May. I'll be there.
Pounding some brews I. Just hate my headphones.
Off Edwin didn't send me his theme so I had to make one on

(29:54):
the fly so. That was awesome.
Thank you that. Was so great that that
commercial, the Manta Rave, build a restaurant.
I don't remember that, it was somangled.
And boy, can I not rap. Not rap.

(30:15):
Omar wrote the most amazing stuff and it did not matter.
I could not do. It actually I I have to say that
was pretty good because they didn't have music behind it when
you did it and I lined it up to the music and I didn't do any
work with it so it wasn't too bad That's.

(30:35):
Pretty good. You're very impressive.
Your skills are quite good. I will say in my defense, I
didn't get to practice. It's not like I got it three
days before and they're like, OK, practice this and then come
in. I'm sure the fact that I was so
terrible was the whole point anyway.
But every time, like Omar would come in with the new one, I was
just like, my heart would sink. And it's like, oh God, this was

(30:56):
going to be so bad. And I was right.
They were always terrible. But entertaining.
Yes, but entertaining. That's off Christopher.
That was great. Thank you.
So Bean likes lists. Yesterday, Bean was, I think we
were talking, what were we talking about?
We were talking about Wonderwallby Oasis.
Yes, we just played it I. Believe yes and Bean came out of

(31:19):
it and said that's that's my favorite song from the 90s, No.
First, he said. You know, as I was going around
making lists about these things as I do, I was putting together
my list of my the best songs of the 90s, and I have to say the
Wonderwall's Right up there, number 1.
We said, what are you talking about?
He's like, you guys don't make lists.
You'll just go around making lists about everything and put
them all in order, everything that you see.

(31:41):
He said that at the end of the year he has a real problem, like
with his own list of his favorite songs for the year.
Like he makes lists for everything.
He's like he's freaking Forbes magazine.
Right. It doesn't matter if it's hot
chicks or what the category is. Publishing these lists, he's a.
Listener at all for himself, just in his mind, and he fights

(32:03):
with himself for hours. Weird bean world and struggles
with the lists that he must make.
It's hard to imagine at this point that we're still finding
out new things about Bean. Weird.
We should have known though. Yeah, we should always say.
Well, that's my fourth favorite whatever or what's your what's
in your top three list of blah, blah, blah.
I'm like I have no idea I. Thought about that.
We'll make lists. No.

(32:25):
May I may I chime in please? I made a list about reasons why
I make lists. Has anything been said that's
inaccurate? Just just your, your surprise is
a surprise to me because look, all we're talking about here is
just is knowing where I stand onthings.
That's all. Which I think, I think it's

(32:46):
important. I don't.
I know that nobody else cares where I stand, but it's
important for me to know what I am what I am.
About. But wait, you're confused by
where you stand on things. But do you do not speak with you
on a regular basis? Here's what I think.
Are you like us? Have you finally turned your
back on you and can't stand? To talk to you anymore.
I haven't. I haven't at all.
But look, how do I? How do I put this into it?

(33:09):
A person should know what he believes.
Right, that's all I take. It's about everything, all the
time. In order in the numerical
ranking, a person should know where things are numerically
ranked. Yes, I I think, let me get, let
me give you an example of where I run into trouble and I don't
know. I mean, look, you guys always
say I'm Aspergy. I'm not.
I don't think I am. Only 100.

(33:29):
Percent, so I don't know if thisis if this is going to work
against me, but I see things in lists.
OK, that's how I Kanye sees music in colors.
I see things in lists, so for instance.
So how true is this bean just made a list of everything?

(33:50):
I mean, he always had rankings for everything, and music
especially, but they're in movies.
Anything that you could rank, hedid rank, and he always wanted
to tell you how he had ranked things, wanted to know how he
ranked things. And most of us, I think his
brain really just works that way, which is part of

(34:13):
Asperger's, because he absolutely has Asperger's.
And if he truly doesn't believe it, he's the only one on Earth
that doesn't believe it. And it makes him.
It makes him a much more interesting person.
I think the fact that he has these lists and starts these
discussion always is interesting, even if for the

(34:33):
life of me I don't have those lists.
I can't even name my top 10 songs in the 90s.
No, but but that's also why I think he was so good at
grabbing, first of all, grabbingdrops from TV shows while he was
watching them. He just had a specific ear for
that stuff. And I know when when I'm

(34:57):
watching the show now, I got married, by the way, in October. 00:35:01,160 So I'm going to say my husband
and I are watching the show and he was thank you.
He's a big K rock listener. We will hear a clip and we just
turn to each other and we say itbecause we both remember the
drop that being pulled. And it's like, how did he know
that this would be so perfect for so many instances, but he

(35:18):
just and then being able to pullthem up on the spur of the
moment. It's not like you guys know and
that stuff wasn't planned. You know, there was a brief
outline of what we were going totalk about, but things were not
at all planned in that way. It was just sort of free flow.
And, you know, he just came up with stuff.
It was unbelievable. It was amazing.

(35:39):
And then part of the Asperger's also was the way that he
sometimes would say things that a normal person with normal
feelings would never say to another human being.
You guys remember when we were doing a record signing and that
woman came whose son had had like multiple heart surgeries
and being said, why don't you just let him die and people got

(36:00):
shirts that said just let him die.
Or when he said to Keanu Reeves,many people, I'm one of them,
think you're one of the worst actors.
You're the worst actor of your generation.
Unbelievable to say that great radio.
And it's truly, it's got to be the Asperger's that that allows

(36:22):
us to fly out of his mouth because nobody else would ever
say that, you know, right. I I just, and do you guys think
he really doesn't think he has Asperger's?
No, I don't know. He's.
Such a smart guy. I think he knows.
We had him take a test, yeah. Multiple times I read.

(36:44):
Multiple times. And yes, he did.
I mean functional of course, but.
Yeah, I don't know. It's, it's self-awareness is
part of the Asperger's, right? You don't have that
self-awareness. So.
I think it's more awareness of other people reacting to you,
right? That you don't read reactions

(37:06):
very well. Yeah, but maybe that is part of
it. I'm not.
I'm not an expert, in spite of working with Bean for a very
long time. I should be more of an expert.
I'm not. Well thanks for that info.
Bean is like the the perfect situation for that because
nobody reacted and he still wenton and on and on and on. 100%

(37:26):
didn't. Yeah, and didn't they always say
just deny, deny, deny? Yeah, so.
That is the motto. But other things that he lists
on this clip cuz I had to listento the week for Edwin while he's
not here, he lists his favorite sweeteners like artificial
sweeteners. What's number?

(37:48):
1. Are there he tried in this clip,
he tried Stevia and he's like trying to figure out where he
puts it. It's not his number one, not
quite his number 2, but almost. I'll play more of the clip.
Let's play more of the clip, OK?What's your new Jingle?
So I'll give you an example of, of what happens.

(38:10):
It's a perfect example. So I went to the the supermarket
the other day and they were out of Splenda, which I love.
I'm a Splenda. Splenda is my favorite of all
the how? What?
How's that category the? List of of sweeteners.
Yeah, blend is number one clip, obviously, and sweet and low is
the worst. Sweet and low is horrible.
Everybody knows sweet and low and then you've got equal in
between. So so I bought, I tried

(38:30):
something new. I bought something called
Trivia, which I've never seen before, I've never heard of
before, and that's the sweetenerthat I'm using right now because
they're out of splendid. So your main slave, Marty, check
that out first before you ingestit.
So I'm using trivia and I'm thinking, do I like trivia more
than I like equal? Like I know it's not the best,
but it's also not the worst. Like where do I put that on the
list? Because I think it's important
to know that sort of thing so that you can just.

(38:51):
Kind of internally know what youlike better and that's it.
It's done. I go, you know what, that's the
one I like. I'll buy that.
But I think. There's no.
Why does it have to be ranked? Is it something else in?
Front of us, I'm not agonizing. Because the next time I'm out,
the next time I'm at a restaurant or something like
that, I'll have that. I'll have that database to
access to know which one of the sweeteners I should reach for,

(39:13):
because I'll already have categorized which one is my how
far. Ahead Do you need to plan for a
sweetener in a meal? Well, I mean.
It's a sweetener. You look at what's in the jar
there and say, OK, I'm heard that before, I'll just use that
one. I'm just I'm not.
Give it another thought, I don'tneed to.
Quantify it or put it on a list?A graph?
Let me say something. Scientist working out my choice. 00:39:36,480 Let me say something that might

(39:36):
make your head spin because thisis not the way you think, but I
heard Wonderwall by Oasis and I thought I like that song, that
was enjoyable. That's it.
But I like how much it compared to what?
That's all. That was my thought process,
just I like the soul. It doesn't.
Have to compare to something else and be ranked and compared. 00:39:56,840 They can stand alone.

(39:56):
It's just a pleasant experience.I think is expecting the world
to end at any moment. So then he needs to know like
his number one of everything andhis number 2 of everything so
that he could actually make an informed decision, but it's not
going to. You're going to hear another
song that you like and you go well.
I like that. I don't think I don't think
there's anything wrong with selfreflection, first of all, and I
don't too much self reflection though.

(40:18):
But I mean, what isn't self reflection this, but it kind of
is. No, it is.
I mean. If you this is full blown
Asperger's. Listing items for the sake of
it. This is not.
You're not learning anything about your true self.
You're not navel gazing here, finding out to tell anything
important about your persona. You're listing sweeteners.
Nothing you're doing. You have a list of sweeteners.
What is that teaching you about yourself being?

(40:38):
But then you're nuts. I like some.
Oh man, and it's so weird to seeKevin just the complete
opposite. I don't even picture him
thinking about sweeteners at all.
I just have a picture of just picking up a thing of sugar and
tossing the whole thing in whatever he's eating.
I don't picture him making a list, and if he does, he loses

(41:01):
it. I mean, yeah, it's not gonna
make it to the store with him. We all know this.
Well, and I wonder too, because being got in that accident when
he was a teenager I think, or young person, and I'm wondering
because he doesn't remember things, if that's why he makes
lists so he can go back to it and remember it.

(41:21):
Interesting theory. Although he does remember, he
doesn't remember that part of his life, but he does remember
everything that he reads becauseyou know, when they did
interviews, like he just, he would do a deep dive and he
would come up with all kinds of things from what he read.
He just retained all of that. So I don't know.

(41:42):
But I think Ralph had the best point, which was, you know, it's
part of his Asperger's, making lists.
It's just the thing that he does, and it doesn't really give
you any insight into yourself. Like, which sweetener?
Can you imagine how much his head exploded when monk fruit
came out as a sweeter? But oh God, what do I do now?
All the paperwork I have to do. Now God.

(42:05):
Back to the lab. Back to the lab, everybody.
Oh my God, yeah. I couldn't imagine making a list
about sweetener. It's just so trivial.
Artificial sweeteners. That would be the thing right?
Like a journal? As far as I know, he kept a

(42:25):
journal. That would be the thing that if
you wanted to know more about yourself or self reflection and
stuff as opposed to just all these weird lists of things.
Mm hmm, although I have seen some really weird Facebook
quizzes on personalities and maybe that would actually go in
there. Like are you a stevia person or
a stevia? I do have my favorite

(42:47):
sweeteners. You remember that I used to put
sweetener in wine because I didn't really like the flavor of
wine. So I stopped doing that a long
time ago. But I still keep a little
bottle. It's called the Easy Sweet,
which in my estimation is the best sweetener.
And so I can put a little 1A little bottle in my purse and I

(43:10):
wear use it for mostly for margaritas because they're
always just a little bit better to me.
So I put like 3 or 4 drops in the Margarita and it is like
delicious, but never wise. Just FYI.
OK, stop doing that. What's the next one,
Christopher? The next one.
The next one is the movie Phone Guy.

(43:30):
Let's go with that one. And since we're talking about
movies, tragic news for people who liked guys who talked like
this. What happened?
Moviefone, It's hanging it up, man.
After all these years, no more Moviefone.
You can't what? Can't call up Moviefone and find
out what's going on at 777 Film?You guys say hello and welcome

(43:54):
to Moviefone. You don't get to hear.
That anymore? Our friend Russ Leatherman, who
filled in for you Friday, He's not a Dick.
He's an awesome huge. He's an awesome dude.
But me tool. He wisely doesn't like you, but
he's otherwise a very nice guy. He he still has been doing the
voice of that phone thing even though he's not with the company
anymore. I think he still records the the

(44:15):
thing you get when you call in. OK, but it's going away.
What do you want from me? He's not.
I'm just not. I'm just saying I'm just, I'm
just surprised to hear this. Tell me more.
Good. But that is 1 less place we'll
hear him because he's. A Dick, he's not a.
Massive tool. He's a good dude.
He's a massive tool. I don't know what you're basing
that on. Because one time I was doing the
Mr. Moviefone impression and he comes in all pissed off at me

(44:38):
but for no reason. I don't know what's going on.
He was upset at your impression I.
Guess because I was doing the voice, like 900 billion other
people have done the voice, right?
And he stands in front of me goes, what's the matter?
You don't like me because I have$700 million.
I was like, really? Wow, you're going to come in and
drop the net worth bomb? That's how you're going to come
at me after Mr. Moviefone. Could it have just been a

(44:58):
misunderstanding? Because I know Ross, and I'm
telling you, he's a good guy. I First of all, nice guy, he's a
Dick. Good guy.
I don't. Care what you know or don't know
about him. He was a Dick all.
Right. It sounds like that one exchange
between you did not go great. Who?
Does that? Who says?
Who counters anything with theirnet worth?
Who Who uses that in a conversation except for a giant

(45:21):
rich tool? Well, I wasn't there.
I don't know what the complete context was or or how it was
presented and. Here we go, it's own.
Race war. Yeah, this race war is on
everybody. It's going down.
It's going down. Race war.
Get up, race war. You have a problem with me
because I have $700 million. He did strangely call himself

(45:46):
Movie Man. He had to change his name.
He's no longer associated with movie phones, so he can't be Mr.
Movie Phone anymore, so now he'sthe movie man.
Anyway, if you want to find out what's going on, you can still
use their app. Of course that will live on, but
the phone number will no longer be in service so.
I just use the. I mean, I use the website all

(46:06):
the time, that's how I find. Tons of movies that you go.
Constantly. You're always.
Out there, you must need a constant update on what's
playing in a theater near you, because you're always going out
to the movies. Like you and yourself.
Friend Mr. Moviefunk, get together and just mind your own
beeswax. You can press 1 if you're
jealous of how much money I have.

(46:27):
Mr. Mr. I own five homes and Mr.$700 million and get together
and you can play tiddlywinks over there on the Cracker Barrel
by the. Feels like you had a bad
impression of him, like maybe that was a weak.
Moment. Or I do too.
Maybe he's a misunderstanding orhe's a Dick.
Those are the options. Look, we don't know, but let me
ask you this, But let me ask youthis.
Plenty of rich people. No one has ever dropped their

(46:47):
net worth on me in a conversation.
Let me ask you this. This is a legitimate question.
Is it possible there are people who have had one encounter with
you and their total impression of you based on that one
encounter is that you're a Dick?Of course, Sure.
And it doesn't make you a Dick, it just means that it was one
situation with one conversation with one person one day.
You know, I take it back. I doubt there's anybody who's

(47:08):
had one conversation with me whothinks I'm a Dick.
People have had plenty of conversations.
With you maybe think I'm a. Dick, but not the one.
Anyway, Moviefone's going away, and I hope everyone involved
with that project eventually goes away as well.
If I go away, I mean, you know, die.
I like Russ, he's a good man. Nice.
Guy, ask him about his net worth.

(47:29):
I'm sure he'll be willing to have a conversation with you
about it. You don't like me because I have
$700 million? Yeah, that's why I don't like
you. Is Don on the phone?
Don on the. Phone.
Oh man, I wonder if Bean has a list of his favorite Moviefone
guys. I mean I'm sure he does, I know

(47:53):
he and Russ were friends and Russ was really nice on this
show, but I gotta be honest, if Russ said that, that was a Dick. 00:48:01,240 Yeah.
Well, he was on. I listened to the last week
before too. He was on Friday subbing for
Ralph and he they did have that moment where they introduced him
as Mr. Moviefone. And then he kind of said, no,

(48:14):
I'm not Mr. Moviefone. I'm movie man now and it was
just a very weird interaction of, OK, why are you changing
your name? But it just was, I guess it was
because they had cancelled the Moviefone and they hadn't
announced it yet. You guys never You were all too
young for calling Moviefone I. Was no, No, Absolutely.

(48:38):
No. Not even close I remember. 777
film. Yeah, that was me.
I was sad when that went away. That was very convenient.
Yeah. And, and like, and like Bean, I
was started looking up on the Internet for my my movie times
and movie showings. Then I'd make lists of the my

(48:58):
favorite movies that were comingout that week that I wasn't
going to go see. But then eventually, yeah.
You know, Ralph was interesting because there were times when he
did not like comedians filling in for him.
Not that Mister movie, but was acomedian.
But he definitely at times bristled when someone would fill

(49:21):
in for him that was very funny. And sometimes he he loved the
person because he would have relationships with some
comedians. But if it was someone that he
didn't have a relationship with,he definitely wasn't thrilled to
have someone like that who was funny fill in for him.
I'm sure he's an actor and a comedian.
They're all wildly insecure. I'm sure that was part of.

(49:44):
It. It's interesting that they
brought up how someone having aninteraction with him would hate
him because this past week he did HBO in Covina and he got a
call on his podcast where everybody was upset with him
because they didn't have a meet and greet afterwards and they
were supposed to and one of the fans called in.
Did you hear that, Jen? Yeah.

(50:06):
Yeah, one of the yeah, you've, you've pissed off some of your
biggest fans by just walking away from us and we were calling
your name and it was a pretty weird interaction from them, but
I didn't. Bring it.
Well, it wasn't his fault, though.
It was something like the end ofhis show.
They were clearing out because another show was coming in,
right? And so they announced it.

(50:27):
So they were like, well, we got to go, you know?
They didn't. It was an honest mistake.
Yeah. He wasn't allowed to stay and do
that. Yeah.
It was bad. Yeah.
Yeah. But he's.
Too bad, yeah. They'll be fine.
They like to be. Sure, as you know, people love
to call in and complain on all the podcasts. 100% that is

(50:50):
absolutely true. Except ours.
No one. No one complaints about ours.
No one calls and complaints they're.
Gonna state now they they don't have a phone line to.
Call in anymore. We lost the voice cut.
Off the comments, no comments. Thank you.
Yeah. For.
Dislikes. That's all we can do.
Yeah, Yeah. Oh man.
I love Ralph's rounds though so.Priceless.

(51:11):
The best? And he doesn't trip.
He doesn't have to think about it.
He just goes. It's really very impressive.
When he started doing that, it was like, oh, let's find more
things For Ralph to be pissed off because that is gold.
It didn't matter what it was. He could go up on anything.
Yeah, it's always amazing. Oh, man.

(51:32):
All right, now the next set of clips that we have this week,
you were off for a majority of the week.
You came back Thursday and then Thursday.
This is the week of. Edwin normally does this.
He introduces it. This was the week of February
24th through 28th, 2014. So during this clip Jim Lang

(51:53):
passed away and they brought that up which brought up a
memory of yours. Sad news, we've lost one of our
own long time radio personality and probably best known for
being the host of the legendary game show the Dating game host
Jim Lang has passed away. I've.
Heard of the I've heard of the Dating game.
I haven't heard of that guy, JimLang.

(52:14):
Never heard of Jim Lang? He was the host.
Let's meet our Bachelorette right now.
She comes from Salt Lake City, UT.
In her off time, she likes to make macrame and make ink
imprints with her vulva. He is.
Brandy Alexander, please welcomeBrandy to the stage.
Yeah, he's a great game. Dating game.

(52:35):
They would be. It was like The Bachelor only in
1/2 an hour they'd bring out. Instead of two hours, Yeah,
they. 'D bring out a girl or a guy and
then they'd have 3 eligible bachelor or bachelorettes for
them to choose from and they would ask them a series of
hilarious questions. OK with a lot of innuendo.
Sure. The bachelor #1 ice cream
sundae. What would you put on top of me? 00:52:58,160 Oh my God.

(52:58):
Mushroom. My whipped cream stuff.
And then she would pick one at the end.
They would go on a fabulous datetogether.
With a chaperone. With a chaperone, yes, because
you don't want them having sex. Right now, it wasn't the IT
wasn't the thing about that show, that part of why it's in
television lore, though, is all of the famous people who showed
up as contestants, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Farrah
Fawcett and people like that were just on the game playing as

(53:19):
regular people, right? It was legendarily a place where
out of work actors are wannabe performers would go to try to
get some exposure because it wasa hugely popular game.
So beans, right? Fair went on there, Arnold
Schwarzenegger went on there, sometimes even bring people on
when they were celebrities. Oh, no kidding.
Bill Bixby was on like 4 times Ithink Michael Jackson looked for
a woman at one point on that show.

(53:39):
Michael Jackson. Came out, he was one of the
best. True, Michael.
Jackson came out. He was a bachelor, came out on
stage to play the game, my bad. And he was like, I don't know,
14 or something. 1314 Anyway, Jim started his career as a
radio broadcaster, was a worked for KMPC here in Los Angeles.
I did his traffic. What the what?

(54:00):
I did his traffic. When he went back to radio after
TV. Yeah, he did.
Later in his life, he went back and I was.
His traffic reporter. He got his big break in San
Francisco in the Bay Area. KFC let's.
Move on. Married, he's a.
Legend married for 36 years of the same woman, a former Miss
American named Nancy Fleming. Did he ever hit on you, Lisa,

(54:22):
when you were doing this traffic?
No, he was very nice. Man.
I bet he was, so it must have been a real disappointment to
come. Over to this show my.
Sex. Not my sex life, but like why?
Aren't you married? And what's going on with you
and? He could.
Have asked us we could tell you now because all Jim Lang what's
wrong hey. Jim, she's still not married.

(54:44):
I'm not going to say unlovable, but I'm just saying, right?
Nobody's willing to make that commitment.
I've got some issues. That's very funny.
Jim Lang So before I went on to K Rock, I was doing traffic for
like 6 radio stations every morning.
And so we had a clock to follow and at some point KMPC came onto

(55:08):
my schedule and I remember Jim Lang from the dating game.
I was, you know, obviously a tiny child when that came on.
But I do remember the dating game.
I don't remember all the celebrities that were on it, but
it was, it was fun and he was great.
And he did. He would pepper me with
questions about my dating life and how that was going and what

(55:30):
was happening and why I wasn't married in a very nice way.
I remember they had a racing day, so I went along.
It was like go with KMPC to the races and he paid no attention
to me. He had his like newspaper with
all the racing information and he was like super serious about
the races and betting and everything.

(55:52):
And I was kind of just like, I don't know why I'm here just
hanging out doing nothing weird and awkward.
But on the radio he was very nice and friendly and in the
that was morning drive. And then in the afternoon I
started doing, I was doing a split shift.
So I started doing their afternoon traffic.
And a guy named Tumble Hard got out of prison and went back on

(56:16):
the air and I did his traffic. So he went to prison for
murdering his wife. What?
I know not it was. Into the whole Kevin thing.
What? Yeah, That's, that's that's how
it was pitched to me. It's like, hey, Humble Harvey is
going to be on the show. And by the way, he murdered his
wife, caught her in bed with another man and killed her and

(56:41):
went to prison. But apparently not for a long
time. It was considered a a crime of
passion. And so once he got out came
pieces. He's like, come back on the air,
dude. And so he was back on the air.
It was so bizarre. Mines were different than you
guys. Yes.
Very different. That would really not happen

(57:02):
today, I don't think. But I never went to a remote.
Never. It's like I'm not going
anywhere. But that guy is in person,
right? Very creepy.
I. Had a name on that show, Aaron
Wyatt, which I don't remember why I had different names to be
honest. I had like 3 or 4 names and I

(57:23):
had them taped around my booth and every once in a while I
would forget and say the wrong name and we just pretend it
didn't happen to move on. Oh man, confusing Humble Harv,
because I was going to bring up on the dating Game that they had
a serial killer in that show. That's the one thing.
Yes, they, they had some guy named Rodney Alcala.

(57:47):
And so that's one of the famous dating game stories.
They always talk about the celebrities that were on there,
like Paul Rubens was on there. And then they had this one guy
that that won. And they guessed the woman
decided not to go on a date withhim after all, for whatever
reason. And I guess maybe This is why
they were chaperoned. Yeah.
Yeah, right. That would have been a lawsuit,
really. So he turned out to be a serial

(58:09):
killer. Yes.
My God, yes, he was sent to him.Bumble Harv was sentenced to
five years to life and he servedthree years. 3 you.
Looked it up, Three years. Yeah, that's crazy.
Nothing I know. Does it have any details about
what happened? Just that the it's he was saying

(58:29):
like he pled not guilty 1st and his lawyer was like, oh, it's
not going to happen again. It's like a, you know, and.
No one will marry him again. This is.
This won't happen again. So he's not, you know, he's done
his time. There's a lot of articles about
him. How interesting.
It's really fascinating. I was just creeped out.

(58:49):
It's like, you know you guys andthey go, it's on here.
It doesn't matter. It's fine.
Yeah. Almost forgiven.
There you go. Yeah.
So strange. Radio is a weird business.
This. Has turned into a true crime
podcast. Yeah, yeah.
Definitely. Kevin and Bean were lying.

(59:13):
All right, all right. Nice drop 10.
Nice drop. Let's keep going with the second
part of this encounter where we figure out Lisa has multiple
name. Bad, sad news.
Former host of the legendary game show The Dating Game Jim
Lang has passed away. Same.
Clip it is. Oh, it's not the same.

(59:34):
It's the second. Oh, it's the second part.
OK, the second showbiz. Now, OK, here we go one more
time. That's.
Yes, we have a heart attack at his home outside San Francisco
in Mill Valley, CA. Long time radio guy began his
broadcasting career as a teenager and then at San
Francisco started working in television.
Then he got the the choice gig of hosting The Dating Game, a

(59:59):
wildly successful game show thatran from the 60s all the way up
until the 80s. He also worked here in Los
Angeles for a period of time at KMPC.
And Lisa, we found out, was his traffic girl.
I guess I was and my name was Aaron Wyatt.
What? What different?
Name. You had a.
Secret radio traffic name? I did.
Did you do that for all your different gigs?

(01:00:19):
Were you like a different person?
Lisa alert. Lisa alert.
Was that that was on the alert? Was that on power?
What did I say? That was power on.
Power. I remember that.
Yeah, I. Was Judy Starbuck on KA the
urban station? You were Judy Starbuck.
Yes. Stop that being like, you know,
Judy Starbuck, I. Heard Judy Starbuck.

(01:00:41):
What if your name was asshole? For an urban station, at least
ago. Yeah, this is Judy.
Starbuck. Peeping out to traffic you
could. Hear your your urban.
Traffic. Delivery any different?
People just assumed it was. People assume you're black now
on our show. Yeah, that's true.
Wow, I had no idea I was workingwith Lease Alert and Judy

(01:01:02):
Starbuck. Pretty impressive.
I got a Sigler bitch and it's inmy fast lane because when I'm
not reading traffic I'm selling cocaine because I'm a hustler
and my name is Lisa May. Moving all the yellow is a game
I like to play aha. Yeah, there's Starbucks.

(01:01:23):
Starbucks right there. Did you make these names up?
Were they given to you? No, I think I kind of made them
up somebody. Suggested Starbuck.
What was your stripper name? This is like a phone.
Sex operator. She's got like a different name,
different persona. For your different client, let.
Me go get Jonell on the line. Oh, she's she's oiling her whip. 01:01:49,920 Isn't it amazing after all the

(01:01:49):
time we've worked together, thatthat we could still find out
things like this that we didn't know?
Yeah. About everybody like the list.
Guy who? Were here with Jim Lyan, what
was her? Name Aaron Wyatt.
Aaron Wyatt. Aaron Wyatt.
Aaron Wyatt sounds pretty hot. Yeah, she.
Comes from money. Aaron Wyatt.
She's pissed off her parents by getting into radio because they
took away her pony she used. To she used to ride.

(01:02:12):
In tournaments. My back story.
Leaping over fences, but now they they keeping her pony from
her. Gotta have a back story so you
can stay correct to the character.
Exactly. You know what's interesting?
I think, well, first of all, Judy Starbucks, this a friend of
mine lived in Seattle where Starbucks started and they
weren't everywhere yet. They were just in Seattle at

(01:02:33):
that time. And she was the one suggested
that name. And I don't, I don't know that
Urban had anything to do with it, but it was like, that'd be a
cool last name. So that's where that came from.
And this was like before the Internet.
So people did just assume I was black and I would get letters
asking for photo. And it's like, no, I'm going to

(01:02:54):
send you a picture because you're going to be really
disappointed at what I look like.
And then when the Internet came,it was like, oh, this is going
to get tricky because now peoplecan look you up and stuff.
And I think I left really beforeall of that, like everybody had
computers and stuff. So it did, it wasn't an issue.
But I, I imagine I might not have kept that job if that had

(01:03:16):
really come out. Like that's an urban station.
They want, you know, black people on the station.
I definitely did not fit that. And I just think there weren't a
lot of choices back then for traffic reporters.
So they just took what they could get.
I was also cocktail waitressing at night at a place called.
I was up at Universal Studios because I wasn't making much

(01:03:39):
money as a traffic reporter at Metro Traffic.
And they actually that station had an event there and I was
supposed to work it. And I thought, I can't, I can't
do that. I can't like go serve cocktails
to all these people that I actually am on the air with.
Not that they would know it was me, but it was all too

(01:04:00):
humiliating and I finally quit the cocktail waitressing stuff.
Like. Something will come along and
this will be OK. Well, so Metro Traffic was who
employed you and did all the reaching out for everybody to
sign the traffic report out there.
So they probably, they probably lied.
They probably said, Oh yeah, here's our you know.

(01:04:22):
Maybe. Here's perfect for your station
right there. Yeah, I don't think they would
have been a forthcoming. I don't know, maybe.
And it's it's interesting because depending on the
station, you would be different.Like KMTC, that's a station my
parents listen to. It was that kind of music.
So it was very, you know, you just changed the words that you

(01:04:43):
used and the cadence you used and the kind of energy that you
had. And then power one O 6 with
lease alert. It's like Sig alert.
That was their idea. Not that clever.
Yeah. It was like super upbeat,
everything really fast. K rock was a little bit
different, but every station hada different sort of vibe to it,

(01:05:04):
and you would just kind of mesh with that.
Yeah. And then I also did KLAC, which
was classic country music. It's just like a whole nother
thing. Would you do a southern drawl?
Would you just do the southern accent?
No, because. You know, it's in LA.
Nobody had a Southern drawl. It just wasn't.
It was a little hokier. Kevin and Bean played because I

(01:05:25):
did some weekends there and Kevin and Bean played some
clips. So there's one where I'm like,
that's what you do on a Friday night.
You go to the Honky Tonk. Like where else would I ever say
that? But you just kind of tried to
fit in with that, whatever the vibe was in that station.
And it it was fun. It actually, it felt a little
bit like acting, I guess. Yeah.

(01:05:47):
And certainly kept you on your toes.
Stayed very busy that way, but. Did you have to go from one like
an upbeat station to a downbeat station and it messed you up?
Just the rhythm. No, I don't think that that
messed me up because as soon as you heard the jock, you knew
where you were and what you weresupposed to be.
It was just a matter of like mixing up names.

(01:06:10):
That happened a couple of times because I did KNX for a little
while, the all news station and I know I used the wrong out
queue. I think I used the KLA C, the
country music out queue on thereonce.
It only happens once. And you know, that's that moment
where you're like, you, you shutoff the mic and you go, oh, what

(01:06:31):
did I just say? And then the phone rings like a
whole thing. Because you know, the, the
thing, I think the point of the names is that you're not
supposed to be on other stations.
You're just their traffic reporter.
So that was their way around. It was that you had different
names so people wouldn't put it all together.
Yeah, it was kind of crazy. And then they started expanding. 01:06:57,400 So I remember doing a station in

(01:06:57):
Barstow doing traffic from basically, I guess, sort of the
outer reaches of LA County all the way to Las Vegas.
And then after I left, Metro wasjust at K Rock.
They expanded more and they had people in LA doing traffic for,
you know, a city like Seattle orany place in the United States,

(01:07:19):
places you've never been, you'venever driven.
You're just, you know, reading whatever it says, which I don't
think was great, but that was just when everything started
consolidating. I can't imagine having to do
that. I Ventura County, I did Ventura
County. That was hard enough.
It's like I've driven through, but I don't really know all
these areas very well. That's kind of a strange job.

(01:07:43):
I mean, it is, it's, it's prettyamazing that you had all these
different personalities going through.
Yeah, yeah. So the next clip that Edwin
pulled out for us was the closing of I think Friday show.
Don't bond guard that joins, my friend.
Pass it over to me. We're doing this.

(01:08:04):
Let's do this. Bond guard that joins.
My friend pass it over to me. I love doing drugs.
When someone comes up and. Says something like I am a God.

(01:08:37):
Everybody says, who does he think he is?
I just told you who I thought I was.
Oh, God, I just told you that's who I think I am.
No. Don't take this the wrong way,
you just. Like the other one?

(01:09:00):
Hey, One Direction, what do you guys put in your hands?
It makes you feel pretty dumb. Doesn't it?
Show ponies? Where's the?

(01:09:22):
Beep Oopsie, you said something super dumb.
Why have you ever won? OK, that's really very good.
I'd like to try just one more time, and then we'll call it a
day. I met her on a Monday, and my

(01:09:42):
heart stood still. Somebody told me that her name
was Jill. OK, great.
Great. All right, we'll see you next
week. What a great time.
Bye. Bye.
Bye. This is CBS.
The Columbia Broadcasting says fire beer mug.

(01:10:08):
Those just got longer and longerand longer.
You have to save 10 minutes for the end of the show.
Awesome. Beer mug is still there.
Didn't win that much. Yeah.
That's. A lazy.
Bubble Everyone was fired but beer mug.
Beer bug. Were those Closings on Friday as

(01:10:29):
fun as they sound? We.
Didn't. Know we didn't know what they
were going to pull up. I loved that.
I loved that ending every time it was it was such a great way
to start your weekend. But that was awesome.
Yeah, it was the show was super fun to do.
I think about all of the I mean,I just laugh.

(01:10:49):
They're just so funny. I would have.
I've always said I would have listened if I hadn't been on the
show. But to be paid to go and just
laugh, it's pretty amazing. Yeah.
I just feel very lucky. Well, but you would play along
and I know when we interviewed the the first time, it was scary
and you know, having to be in the studio with Ralph and all

(01:11:11):
that kind of stuff. But whenever you got over it,
then you totally played. And so it was so you were such a
big part of that, you know what I mean?
And they would, you know, you would play with them, they would
play with you. And that's that engagement you
and Kevin and your brother and sister like relationship was
just awesome. Yeah.
And that, you know, the key to that was that they were

(01:11:31):
genuinely nice guys. There was never any.
They weren't trying to be mean, they were just trying to be
funny. And so you could never take it.
You couldn't take it the wrong way.
I never got, you know, went homeand had my feelings or by
something that somebody did or said, because it was always done
with love and and that always showed they weren't being

(01:11:53):
spirited ever. And that's what made it so
special, I think. And just just I was never the
funny one. I mean, we just had this hour
and I'm like, I'm not that funny, but they were funny and I
was happy to be like the audience.
I always feel like I was a little bit the audience in all
of that, you know, You know, they talk about the voice of

(01:12:16):
reason. That's kind of the same thing.
It's like I'm watching the show go by saying what the hell is
happening right now. You got three people here that
disagree that you were, that youwere, that you were the funny
one on the show. We we all found you hilarious.
Wow. There you go.
Wow. Moment.
Moment with Chris. I didn't know how to turn that

(01:12:38):
one around. I'm sorry.
You are funny, perhaps. It's.
One way. To say that I have my moments.
Yeah, and that was one one of mymoments.
Someone needed to have one that was the.
Rush. Yes, that was mine that.
Was yours, Christopher? It was really fun to hear all

(01:12:59):
those clips. I that was awesome.
First of all, we all know that Bean must have a list of his
favorite radio personalities. I was thinking about that when
he was talking about Jim Lang and how he knew where he started
in San Francisco. That's just one more list we can
add to the list. I.
And you probably messed him up because he probably had a list
of his favorite traffic reporters, and it probably blew

(01:13:22):
his mind that that list was all one person.
Yes. Exactly.
It was all me. He had no idea.
I don't know if I like Judy Starbuck more than Lisa learned. 01:13:32,320 And then you know.
It's funny because like, how didhe even listen to that stuff?
That was morning radio, I think,and he was on the air.

(01:13:43):
I mean, maybe some of that was before Kevin and Bean started,
because I was doing traffic before they actually started
their show. They started in 1990, and I
think I started a few years before that.
So maybe that's how he listened,but he must have listened to
every single station. I I could imagine him reading a
lot about it. And then of course, there's a
stories when they would go to conventions and Ralph would make

(01:14:06):
fun of him because he would go talk to everybody else but the
people he worked with. Yes, that's true.
Didn't he have like a group of radio friends up in Seattle that
he would have lunch with, but hewould come down to LA and not
even have lunch with you guys? He would drive like 4 hours.
I remember the Dean is a radio nerd segment.
It was almost like a list. Yeah, I was just going to say

(01:14:27):
that that he had that group thathe met with and they were all
people that he admired. And I think when he moved to
London, he did the same thing. You know, he had contacts there
just from like man letters essentially, but people know who
he is there. I have a client who I've been
training for a while and she is going back for we have a lot of

(01:14:51):
snowbirds right now and then they go home for the summer.
And she said, do you know of a studio like yours?
I'm in Seattle, but I'm on an island and I and I instantly
said, are you on Vashon Island? And she said, how did you know
that? Like, why would you even say
that? Nobody ever says Vashon Island.
And I said, because I had a friend who lived there in a big

(01:15:11):
pink house, would you have knownabout the house?
And so I told her about being and she talked to a friend and
she said, oh, my friend totally knows who he is.
It's like there was a big radio person on the island and he
absolutely knew who he was and where he lived.
And they were kind of a, you know, well known because he's
strange. And they had all these animals.

(01:15:32):
And I think Donna had her business there.
And so they knew who they were and it was kind of funny.
It's like it's a small world in a way.
Very true. Well, yeah, and he had a big
clown head on top of his house, so you really can't get.
Past that, you miss it. Yeah.
And I remember seeing pictures, maybe it was before they sold

(01:15:54):
it. I saw pictures, but I know when
they were selling it, they did these drone photos that he
showed us. And it's like, Oh my God, this
is a giant pink house in the middle of the woods.
Yeah, I remember a couple of years back, someone shared an
article that they did on the House where they showed the the
deck. It was like a decorating
article. And so they showed all of the

(01:16:14):
different rooms, but it didn't really say it was Bean's house.
But then you saw, I think you saw the clown head and then you
saw some of the other things that you know from Bean.
So it was easy to put it together, but it was an amazing
house. Just Donna just putting all
kinds of different colors and patterns together in different
rooms. It's pretty weird.
Super talented. Super talented, Yeah.

(01:16:35):
I mean, she had a a fashion business for quite a few years.
I went to one of one or two of her fashion shows.
It's like, who does that? She's a very.
Interesting lady. Very.
Yeah, yeah. And very funny actually.
She would post things on her Facebook page, and she was
always very witty. And I mean, you can see they're

(01:16:58):
a great couple. Yeah, now she bakes.
She's trying to get on. What is that baking show from?
That British, Yeah, British baking show.
Break off is she? Really.
Yeah, I think so. She probably will.
I have no doubt. If that's what she wants, she
will get on there. That's funny.

(01:17:18):
I did not know that. I got a question.
So I was talking with Tad Newcomb.
He was on our show not too long ago, and I was talking with him
about, you know, how do we get the band back together?
And so then, I don't know, a week or so later, Allie
mentioned it on a cup of tea in a chat of getting a reunion of
everybody. And she said Lisa Mae and Ralph

(01:17:40):
and Kevin and Bean. And would that be something
you'd be interested in? I would do that, absolutely.
I think that'd be really fun. Mm hmm.
And we typically like we'll get Kimmel and Corona and everybody,
you know, just be a fun hang outdo.
Now or Corolla. Corolla.

(01:18:00):
Whatever, I don't know. Corona can be there too.
Yeah, I'm good at that. I mean, you think about that
list of people that came through, and I love that Kevin
and Bean never were threatened by people who were really funny. 01:18:20,000 They just if they were funnier
than them, and I'm not saying that they were, but if they

(01:18:21):
were, they thought that just makes the show better and that's
how they got such such good people.
It's really impressive. That would be super fun.
I would love that. I've I've emailed with being off
and on. I saw Kevin, I told you maybe a
year ago. So a little bit stayed in touch

(01:18:42):
with people, not a lot, but because everybody's got their
busy lives. But that would be fun.
Bean can show up on a screen somewhere.
Yeah, because. He'll never come over exactly
right. We know that.
Actually, that might be perfect for him.
Just set up a computer and people can just go talk to Bean
on the computer. Exactly that would work.

(01:19:04):
Remember the cardboard cut out of bean that we have?
Here, yes. Was perfect.
Just get the cut out, put an iPad over the face and there you
go. Perfect.
Exactly. Yeah, that's a great idea.
I love that. But OK, it's been wonderful
talking to you. Lisa, you're still doing
strength code. I am.

(01:19:25):
I'm still training people not for a maybe one more year and
then I think it will be time to retire and travel.
Oh nice. I've been loving this business
and training people and sort of creating a community that I
wouldn't have had out here if I hadn't done something like that. 01:19:48,760 And so it's been great.

(01:19:48):
But training is hard work physically and I'm getting a
little beat up. That's like, and Gary says, you
know, honey, we're getting old. We if we're going to do some
good traveling, we've got like which kills me.
He's like, we've got 1012 good years.
And I think that's insane. And then I do the math and I go,
yeah, maybe. I mean, I'll be 65 in June

(01:20:11):
maybe. You know, in 12 or 15 years I
won't want to do a lot of travelling.
I don't know. So we need to, we need to take
advantage of our good health now.
Sounds so crazy, but yeah. Seeing both of you, I would say
like neither of you age. Oh, thank you.
You too. Like I know Gary never ages and

(01:20:33):
you look the same as that headshot I showed.
So aw. Thank you.
See, that's why I come on. I just, you guys do a great job. 01:20:45,920 I really appreciate it.
I love that you've kept this going.
It's really fun. Well, we love it and you're in
my your holes daily. And so even though you don't

(01:20:55):
know us, but I feel like I know you.
I know. But it's like I listen all day
every day, you know? So but yeah, kind of like I
think you guys said before, it'slike even though we don't know
you, but you're my friend in my head, you know what I mean?
And Ralph is and everybody. So I appreciate it.

(01:21:15):
And you guys, you still make me smile and laugh even though I'm
in 2013. I'm laughing every day.
That's so great. I, you know, I would have
moments of like, what am I doingwith my life?
Am I doing anything, like meaningful or good?
And then we would get a phone call from somebody who said, you
know, like somebody passed away and they haven't laughed in four

(01:21:37):
months. And that morning they laughed
and thank you, you know, and then you go, OK, this is a
worthwhile thing that we're doing.
It's really, those are great moments.
You know, it does mean something, and you can't be
somebody else five hours a day, five days a week.
It it people know who you are. And so I do feel like you create

(01:21:57):
a family, like an enormous family, and it's great.
Yeah. Yeah.
I was very honored to be part ofthat.
Well, thank you so much for joining us on this recording.
It was amazing. Dream come true for everybody,
including Edwin. Oh wait, Edwin didn't make it.
Loser. Oh yeah, It was just amazing.

(01:22:21):
He said. I'm going on vacation and he's
like, you should call Lisa May like kind of all smug and Ted's
like, I will. And then here we are.
I'll. Just do that.
So it sounds like a fun thing todo on a Sunday afternoon, so
thanks for inviting me. Thanks for being here.
Absolutely, yeah, I really enjoyed it.

(01:22:43):
OK. We'll see you next time.
See you. Bye everybody.
Thank you. Oh.
I hung up on this. Oh, you bullying.
Kevin. Oh, I.
Just thought we were all hangingup and then we could do the oh

(01:23:08):
poor Lisa. I was going to ask you to stay
for the roundup, but you told meto kick her out.
I didn't tell you to kick her out.
Like. We set an hour and a half.
This roundup has to be a bonus now.
Hey, let me call you back. Oh.
See, Jen's busy. This has been a quitters never

(01:23:29):
give up presentation.