Episode 185 - In Your Cups

Recapping the Goonies meetup, Lindsay is confused, 1800s Bean, the missing Malaysian airplane, Jimmy eats the bacon, Ralph doing James Taylor, and Corny takes out Kevin!

Episode Transcript

(00:02):
How much is this firing up Bean's Aspergery need for
information more than anything else that's ever happened?
Smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers,
drinking. Beers, beers, beers rolling.
Fatty smoking bunts. We smoke the bunts, we smoke the
bunts. Rolling bunts and smoke.

(00:24):
It's called daylight saving time, not savings.
You should know that. Keep chewing.
Don't smell it too early. Get ready for more toddler
action. Sweet, sweet toddler action
What? Well, if you're going to be
vomited on, be vomited on, but quitters never give up, go

(00:46):
ahead. Repping for all of quitters.
Never give up. Check off Christopher.
Check off Jen Pasgrini. Check off Lindsay.
Hello, Drew. Great Edwin, ladies and
gentlemen. I love him so much because I
said quitters never give up and he said that's all they do.
It's a nice podcast to listen to.
It just is. Just is.

(01:07):
It's really nice. It must be because I, I don't
know if you guys feel this way about podcasts that you listen
to. It must be nice to listen to a
podcast that you hope to never be a guest on.
I love party people. Drum solos continuing.
Yeah, this is Roy Haynes. Of course, you don't have to

(01:32):
tell me. Yeah.
Amazing drum solo. We'll find out more about this.
We get to the roundup. But it is episode 185.
Lindsay, can you hear me? You OK?
Fine, OK. Episode 185.
And quitters never give up. Just woke up a couple hours ago.

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Comfy comfy Bush. Comfy Bush to wake up in.
Let's start by introducing the quitters.
He's in space. He's in space.
Come on, Jen. He didn't die.
He went into space. You know he's visiting with
Zeno. Or whatever his fucking name is.
Hi, Jen, how you doing? Hello party, people doing good.

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Next quitter. Here's our friend Edwin.
He is actually a pool man. Hi, Edwin.
Good day mates, or should I say hey you guys.
And who do we have next? Of course, Lindsay.
Lindsay still clean, still sober, but sadly apparently is a

(02:33):
little stinky. Hi Stinky, that is actually.
True, I am a stinky mess. Thank you.
And of course, I am Christopher.Jinx to Christopher, this guy is
a janky town hero. All right, Shall we do moments
with? Let's do moments with.
That's my wait, no recap. No moments with.

(02:56):
Recap The Goonies party. Moments with.
Oh yeah, The Goonies recap The Goonies party first.
Well, it was a great time until Jen got there.
Then she just got plastered, just played the reggaeton horn
all night long. Oh my God, couldn't, couldn't
get her off the the chandelier or nothing.
It was just bonkers pouring a bunch.

(03:18):
Of dogs were running crazy. It was nuts.
Granite bit me. Edwin, what did you think of the
party? Oh, it was a blast.
The only bad thing was the soundcould not be turned up for some
reason. So we put the subtitles on so
the people on the back could read them.
But yeah, it was a lot of fun. We watched Goonies, for those of

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you that don't know, because Mike Dolan, who sets up these
meetups, he had never seen it. And there's people of a certain
age. If, if you haven't seen Goonies,
Jen's one of them, you will get an earful.
Right, it's our time down here. Exactly.
So it was a lot of fun, good people there.

(04:03):
Nice. Yeah, there was a really big dog
there named Moose. I I brought my kids too because
it's a kids movie and so they they were getting rides from
this dog just like kind of like the never ending story just
around the the place. No, it was a big ass dog and
they just love the dog and it's a lot of fun.
Nice dog. So granted, and the other dog

(04:24):
can come the next time, Jen, next time.
Hints. Dropping hints.
She said, oh, these stories about her swinging in the
chandelier are just right. Even harder to believe knowing
that she doesn't show up to things.
I don't think she exists, I think.
Exactly, she's AI. Yeah.
Can you speak French? Yeah, so.

(04:49):
Venezuela. Venezuela.
See. She's AI.
That's all I'm telling you. What else happened, Edwin?
I don't remember much else. I had kids.
I had drinks. They brought Baby Ruth bars
because that's in the movie Rocky Road Ice Cream.
Yeah. What was it?
They brought a little goodie bags.

(05:10):
We called them goonie bags. I think Tiffany did that.
How many people? So it was just a blast, a lot of
fun. Jody and Mike basically are the
ones that ran it, set it up. Yeah, A.
Fun made-up. Yeah, about 20 people, I think.
Wow. Yeah, that's great.
And kids, Sam was there. Santa Monica.
Nice. Oh yeah, and we'll fix the

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sound. It was a new sound bar that he
bought, so he hasn't. He was trying to get it working
and he couldn't. Oh man.
But it was, I thought it was loud enough.
It just maybe didn't go all the way to the back, I guess.
But the next one we do, they're already talking about doing Lost
Boys. I'm not sure.
But yeah, it'll be cool. It will have the sound up or

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I'll bring my sound stuff to make it louder to get more louds
all right moments with now. With Kurt.
Well, you're going to have to bring this one in this week with
they were they were doing the This week was the Oscars 11

(06:17):
years ago and a famous drop appeared.
Sorry some people. In a.
Lifestyle. For a moment with Kurt.
Oh, you're bringing the crazy extra hard today, huh?
I don't see anything wrong with that.

(06:38):
I thought that was fine. I thought that went well clear.
For us, it was average. Yeah, yeah.
OK, next one with curl. And I mean, you know, I forgot
what I was gonna say but never happen.

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Some people for a moment. With.
Kurt, what happened? Good choice, great choice.
And that's it for the moments with from last week.

(07:21):
In my defense, I had two segments last week and was
helping with the Goonies party, so, you know, I was a little
discombobulated. That's all.
All right, let me play the themesong for the theme for Flashback
with no introduction, and let's do the flashback.
Hello and welcome to a very special flashback because I'm
going to introduce you now. Flashbacks and.

(07:43):
Now. Flashbacks.
Let's. Have a look at this.
Just play the intro. We were talking to a guy who was
putting together a petition for Weird Al to play half time in
the Super Bowl. Yes, really Catching Fire and
ball is his name. 150,000 strongon the petition already so far?

(08:05):
We had him on the phone, right? Occasionally Bean will use
terminology that none of us understand because it's been
outdated for, I don't know, 100 years.
So this is being talking to thisguy.
So you're out, you're out, You're getting in your cups and
you go home and you're a little tipsy.
All right, So he's talking aboutdrinking, clearly, but you're

(08:27):
out and you get in your cups. In your cups is the expression
that's right around for a long time.
Look, you guys gave me a hard time when I when I said that on
the air the other day. And I can't feel too bad about
using an expression that you're not familiar with, Kevin.
Right. But what if no one's familiar
with it? A lot of listeners wrote in and

(08:48):
said, I use that expression all the time.
Not that it's use it or use it, not that it's commonplace, but
that they use it. Yeah, sure.
And I also have been informed that it it is mentioned quite a
bit in the Game of Thrones books, which, of course are set
in olden times. But apparently, maybe that's
where some people know it. You know what?
You're not. You're not set in olden times
and you're not a part of Game ofThrones.

(09:08):
And you don't read games. And you don't read that.
So so Ralph in particular was giving me a hard time about
using the in your cups expression.
And then somehow the idea got hatched that we needed to bring
out the Juba history and call back at the time and talk to 18
hundreds 1800s Bean. Is that what we're doing here?
Seems like 1800s Bean does creepinto like every conversation at
least once. That's odd to us.

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So we go down to the tube of history.
We're going to go back to 1800s.There we go.
Wow. What a what a clear connection
we have all the way into the time tunnel.
Hey. Hey, fellas, How are you?
We are good. How are you?
1800s being. I couldn't be happier with the
whole kit and caboodle. So this is actually me from 150

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years ago that we're talking to.Yeah.
I travel back and forth through time.
I see. I'll show up in current times
and hop on the old crystal radioset.
It took up being in my cups. All right, well, let's talk
about that 1800 speed. There's nothing weird about
using that expression, right? It's very Calvin Place where you
live. Not at all.
Is it hard to use that expression, especially when

(10:13):
someone's sipping that demon rum.
Sometimes I get into one of those bare knuckle fisticuffs
that is the old saloon. That's just the vexation of
someone like me. I'm not a ragamuffin.
I have no time for your palaver or your peevishness.
I am taking a lot of abuse for borrowing some terminology from

(10:36):
you. 1800 speed. Well, don't listen to them.
Put on your best bib and Tucker and show them you know your way
around Robin Hood's barn. I don't even know what that
means, but it sounds like some sort of a sexual euphemism.
Tell them to skedaddle or wish abad case of consumption on them.
Tell them if they don't watch themselves, they'll end up in
the calendar. Moose, what the hell does all

(10:59):
this mean? Well, fix your wagon.
If you don't watch your languagegumming up the works, you're
going to be up the spout, Mr. and you'll be eating humble pie
with your Dutch uncle. I say.
Oh my God, I definitely don't want to end up the spout.
That doesn't sound good. You should get a dose of your
own medicine in that way. Perchance you could be covered

(11:21):
in the cold with all the elbow relations.
What is that? I don't understand.
What? That we're not even speaking
English anymore. Are we Sure you are.
Oh, or maybe I'm in my cups withthat old demon Rome.
It could be. And I still don't know what he
means by being in the cups. I don't know, but I know Edwin's

(11:44):
going to use that with Hooter Helen every now and then.
I use that all the time, every day.
You seriously don't know what itmeans though, Jen.
It means being drunk. It's a year in your cups.
Oh, and I'm looking relatable for Bean.
Do we need to call that in to the Ralph report on what is it?

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What is? Where did it come from?
I guess I I don't even know if he would know.
I think that's really too damn old.
Well, he just. I'll call it in.
What you think he actually knowswhere all of the things he
researches call? He looks it up.
Yeah, Google's for. I know, but sometimes Google

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doesn't go that far back. Can't go back.
I see. All right.
Next one you. Know, I was thinking about as I
was reading the story about the New World's oldest man who
happens to be an American, we think back to, you know, World
War 2 as being ancient history. I mean, 1939 when that war began
look, I'm old and that was well before my parents were born This

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guy who's now the oldest man in the world was already 36 years
old. What?
World War 2 began and he's stillalive.
He's 111. Here's the news.
Audio after blowing. Out these candles at his recent
birthday celebration, Alex Imagehas earned.
Himself. Title of oldest man in the
world, a distinction he honors with humor.

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I don't know simply Linda area Alex was born in.
Poland in February. 19 O3 Just months after the Wright brothers
flew an airplane, he recalls thefirst time he saw one land.
There was no place to land inside, so outside from the sea.

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And while shrugging off his new title, he credits good genes,
athletics and a minimal diet to his longevity.
I could listen to her talk to him all day.
And this is his answer to that last question.
I was not doing not alcohol, right.
No alcohol. Is that what he's saying?
That is one of the things that he attributes his life to?
Yeah. Is that he never drank alcohol.

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Well, good interview. Good interview.
First of all, I have to say for the news, but die younger to be
honest and drink, right. Well, let's not mock her.
Try to talk to the new oldest man in the world because we're
about to try to do the same thing on the phone. 111 years
old from New York City. Alexander Imic joins us on the
Kevin to meet you. Hi, Mr. Imic.
Hey, can we call you Alex or is it Alexander?

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What do you go by? Hello.
You can call me. We can call you.
What? Yes.
Come on. We just.
We just started. What was that?

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Are you OK? You didn't die, did you?
It'd be terrible if we killed the oldest man in the world.
It'd be awesome. You can't call.
Can we call? What?
Call me out. Goodnight, everybody.

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So, Al, I got nothing else. Turn the top as you call me, Al.
So you're really old. Yeah, Yeah, you're old, he said.

(15:35):
Yeah, I'm old. You still getting your share of
the tail, though? Oh yeah, yeah, I like big butts,
and I can. What has been the most
surprising or remarkable thing you've seen living through all

(15:56):
of the 20th century? Should we just bail?
Alex, you OK? There's a nurse with you.
It is too much for you. OK, We're going to let you go to

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sleep. Maybe for a long, long time.
The most amazing thing, The mostamazing thing I've seen.
You've seen Get up kiss boobies.Yeah, well, nothing wrong with
that. I'm surprised that didn't give
you a heart attack motorboat. Right?

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I like big butts. OK, beer.
Mug in the background is the best.
So good, so good. All right, I got one more.
And now it's time for a moment with Kevin.
Plus plus, the world's sorry, worst first first dates.

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What's happening? What do you think's happening?
That was a moment with Kevin. I like it.
I like it a lot. I like it so much.
Nobody likes those more than Ralph.
Come on, Ralph. That's how you want to start
your day, right? You OK, buddy?
Come on. We're still friends, right?

(17:31):
That's the buddies Now more thanever.
I believe Ralph insists we hear it one more time.
I didn't hear a request from that.
I think we're getting ready for the showbiz speed, right?
Oh, for God's sake. And now it's time for a moment
with Kevin. Plus plus, the world's worst

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first first dates. What's happening?
What do you think's happening? That was a moment with Kevin.
I split up the word Plus. I didn't mess up that word.
Ralph is curled up at a little ball on the floor.
Yeah, I don't think he's going to be able to do this report.
You guys, we're all having some fun now, aren't we?

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Oh, sweet Jesus, I said. Plus.
What happened? I'm sorry.
I don't know. I'm sorry.
I apologize. Oh, good God.
All right, One more time. One more time.
I'll be good. One more time and I'll be good.
I'll get out of my system. And now it's time for a moment

(18:38):
with Kevin. Plus plus worlds.
I'm sorry. Worst first first dates what's
happening? What do you think's happening?
That was a moment with Kevin. All right, thank you standing
on. All right, let's try to recover

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from that and move on with dishonest be.
Hall of Fame. That's all I got to say.
Hall of Fame. That's all good.
Those were fun to listen to you today.
Oh God, Ralph, just losing it isthe best.
It is. Oh man the old guy though that
was that was special cuz the theinitial clip sounded like Ralph

(19:23):
too. I know.
Right. Yeah, sure did.
Yeah, I think. Did Ralph call the news station?
That's that made me think, all right, all right, that's.
It for the flashback OK. All right, we got the 100 year
old man again. The oldest man in the world.
Like the? Time I cut the ferry over to
Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe

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so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they
call Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt,
which was the style at the time.No, to take the ferry costing
you, look at that. Just cracking the hook up.
Love it so much. Yes, can I?

(20:08):
Go second because I got a heart out.
I got to leave here at 220. Sure, if you guys can guess
where I'm going and I'll give you a free snap.
Are you going to a cello concert?
Argentina? close.
Oh, Arcade. Also close.
Normally that would be it. Pinball machine Hat museum.

(20:30):
I'm going to. See the Looney Tunes movie of
the Day the Earth Blew Up. Nice, I heard.
It's good. It's a real Looney Tunes movie.
Daffy Duck and Porky Pig. Cool my.
Animation nerd is it? Old or is it new?
It's. Real.
No. Is it old or new?
No brand. New brand new Looney Tunes movie

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I. I I will Google it just a
little. Thank you.
OK, the week that was. Press the button, my friend.
Send me back into time. Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he's
a funny man. Edwin's funny pretty much every
time. Funny funny man 1 Sweet It's a
new day, we can have the power Feature Presentation 12/20/14 I

(21:22):
knew this was a thorn and beans Asperger paw.
Welcome everybody. I'm doing the week that was
March 10 to 1420. Fourteen.
I'm going to start with the Monday Open and this leads into
a mystery that goes on to this day.

(21:44):
It's Monday, I got a perfect cupof coffee and a Danish on the
way. You want to start with.
Good morning. How's your weekend if you don't?
Mind, I would begin at the beginning.
It's a. New day, let's get going. 123456
When I first came today, I had to go to the bathroom and you

(22:06):
lent me your keys. I did.
And I saw that you drive a Porsche.
I did. Don't they say people that drive
nice cars maybe have small penises?
Who says that? I think that's a known fact.
I can assure you that's not a known fact.
How can you assure me? Do you have you seen a lot of
penises? Some.
Some since you're a penis expert?

(22:28):
I'm a semi. I'm not a penis expert.
You just said that you're a penis expert.
No, I said I've seen a few penis.
I think I haven't seen enough penises like you have.
I don't understand the amount, seeing the amount of penises,
how that would have to do well, I would assume you having a
small well you I just I just I'mnow just looking at last week's
numbers. Jesus, what happened?
To. It's not about the numbers that

(22:48):
was before. I saw the numbers, our feature
presentation. Morning, everybody.
It's brand new. Kevin and Bean show it is,
according to the clock here, 433.
Yes. Sounds.
About right as it's also on Monday the the 10th of March of
March. March.
How was everybody's weekend? Good.
You fine. Short, short by an hour when you

(23:11):
go beer mug. I don't think sure it's his
fault. I don't.
Think I'm just saying I'm prettysure it's his.
Fault I was. I know we have a very busy show.
A lot to get to. Lisa, I'm sure you were with me
on following with great interestthe news about the Malaysian
jetliner that we're missing. Oh my.
God, yeah, every couple. Of hours.
I would go. Well, they have to have found it
by now. Are you following the story,

(23:31):
Kevin? You know what's going on.
Just vanished. I know it vanished.
I don't know any other details, just that it no one knows any
other details. That's what makes this so
remarkable. So Friday this plane takes off
for folks who check out of the news on the weekend.
So Friday this plane takes off from Kuala Lumpur and it's going
to Beijing. And about an hour into its
flight, it just vanishes. No distress call, no warning

(23:54):
that anything was amiss. No, you know, even if they were
going down, usually if a plane'sgoing down, usually you let the
tower know. You ask for some.
No, you let the tower know, ask for some, you know, let them
know what's going on, but nothing, not a word out of them.
They just vanished. Now they've been doing nothing.
The whole world is involved. They've got dozens and dozens of
planes and boats and people out there on the water just looking

(24:16):
for any kind of sign of this plane.
There has to be something somewhere in the ocean, right?
Some debris. So that's where it started.
That was the first mention on the show.
And you remember how Bean got obsessed with it?
Or Beans. Yeah, they never found it.
They never. Did No.

(24:36):
I did a search right after I heard the clip and there's a
couple reports they say somebodyfound it supposedly.
I just saw that like yesterday, but until they actually find it,
it's not really solved. I think it's going to be like
the next Loch Ness Monster. Every year you're going to find
they found evidence that they found it, but they're never
going to find it. Well, they did find debris.

(25:00):
Every once in a while they'd find something, but they never
found the plane. So this kind of went out all
week. Beam was getting more and more
nervous and you know, he has to know.
So they actually did a call in segment about your conspiracy
theories because there were a lot of them going around.

(25:20):
How about one place the plane could land and not be detected?
North Korea. This will come back to haunt us.
I'm just a pool guy, but that's my theory.
So that was me and and I was right.
Remember, it ended up in North Korea.
I. Remember.
That wasn't me, that wasn't me, and it did not end up in North
Korea. So here, this is my favorite of
the Collins. This is Brittany.

(25:42):
We should always go for our newsto the Wake and Baker's on Kevin
Abean. So here's Brittany's conspiracy
theory. Look, everyone's got a theory
right now, and who can blame us?We've had a week of sitting
around going, where's the damn plane?
So we're taking your calls at 1-800-520-1067.
Malaysia Flight 370 has been missing since last Friday.

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You want to start with Brittany?Kevin, I know you love her.
I do love her. She's got the best theory ever,
I think. Hi, Brittany.
Hey. Guy, good morning, Haley.
Hi there. What do you think happened?
I think. It is a huge conspiracy because
the opportunity for a huge flight to go missing just
happened right before a war withRussia and Ukraine.

(26:24):
So you think there never was a plane that disappeared, that
it's just a distraction so that we're not paying attention to
the fact that Russia is invadingthe Ukraine?
Yes. I like it.
I like, I like that theory. I'm sorry, I didn't.
I didn't get that part from Brittany.
You don't think there is a plane?
You'd think there never was a Malaysia Flight 370, no.
I don't because Obama was comingunder a lot of pressure,

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especially after the Olympics. Not being in Russia, he's not
negotiating with Vladimir Putin.And I think because of all the
pressure, this story just kind of blew up, made Internet so.
He got. China to agree.
China, who loves us, to agree tothis whole big hoax.
Well, everyone's disagreeing andeveryone has weapons.

(27:08):
So I think the war's about to break out right now in Europe.
OK all. Right.
And this I'm already just need international news and I'm
already married. But if that doesn't bother you,
I would like to marry you as well.
I think it makes a lot of sense.I really do.
And I and I, I got to give it upfor the, the actors that they
hired to play the, the, the family members that are on TV
all the time crying their eyes out over their missing family.

(27:30):
So Brittany nailed it. I think we can all agree, no
playing. I'm not sure how that helped
Obama, but like I said, go to the Wake and Baker's on Kevin
and Bean if you want to get the real scoop.
Now here's Ralph. Ralph, he's talking about
nailing it. Listen to Ralph's summation of

(27:50):
the whole thing. As I was listening, you guys
take those phone calls, it struck me, how much is this
firing up Bean's aspergery need for information more than
anything else that's ever happened.
Yeah, he has to know. Bean's the guy who reads the
story news about a guy losing his wallet in a cab, and he says
I need to know how he got the wallet back.
Once again, there's not enough information in this story for

(28:11):
me. Story.
He needs more, but a missing airplane bean must wake up a
cold sweat every morning. What happened to the plane?
I need to know what happened to the plane.
I know that you think you are joking, Ralph, but this is
bothering you, isn't it? Every single hour I am going to
radio and TV looking for updateson this and reading every
possible theory and thinking about it all the time.

(28:33):
It really is. It's a giant chasm in my life
right now. Not knowing what's happening
here. How is it?
How can it not be? How can not this guy?
How can you not spend all day, every day wondering where this
plane is? Kevin, It's the It's a mystery.
Do you have a relative on that plane?

(28:54):
No, but I still want to know what?
You know what? I could go a couple of hours
without even. I need to know what happened.
I'd like to stay current. Told you.
I knew that. You was totally right.
Thorn and Beans. Asperger Paw, Yeah.
It was a thorn in beans. Asperger pop for sure.
Actually I'm surprised he hasn'tbrought it up on a cup of tea in
a chat. He has the 11th anniversary.

(29:16):
Oh has he? What did you say?
Well, they just every now and then he'll bring up that they
still haven't found it. Or if they see a news report
that shows they found debris or possible sighting, he'll bring
it up. I think Ali's kind of restricted
the amount of talk he he donates.
Oh, yeah, Ali hates conspiracy theories, so she's damped that
down. Next up, the other big thing

(29:39):
that drives being crazy is daylight saving time.
So they did a special edition ofthanks for that tweet being.
That tweet, what a batch. What a batch this weekend, boys
and girls, sit back, buckle up because I have a telephone books
worth of tweets here that we're going to have to get through.

(29:59):
That tweet. I believe I tweeted exactly one
time about this topic. Two people who follow me on
Twitter. By the way, everything else was
writing as well as insane. Every everyone, everyone other
tweet was I was writing to somebody who had used it
incorrectly. So only people who follow those
but would would see the tweets. What I'm saying is I wasn't
feeding, I wasn't doing nothing but tweeting about this to my my

(30:23):
readers all week long. That's the music beat, Mashable.
Dear editor, it's called daylight saving time, not
savings. You should know that I always
get angry. No, it's not angry.
It's just that if you're an editor for a popular website
like that, you should know how to spell Hey editor at Mashable.

(30:43):
It's called Daylight saving time, not savings per AP style
book and Congress and the world.Got to love Bean.
He knows the AP style book. I think that's the the way
you're supposed to talk and the phrases you're supposed to use
on the AP news. He knows that.
Amazing. Yeah.

(31:07):
He's kind of let that go in recent years, but back then he
had endless time to tweet everybody that made that
mistake. Yeah, he's.
Given us that fight, yeah. Well, maybe he'll bring it back.
You never know. It's.
Also, because in in England theydon't have daylight savings.
They have something else. They call it something else.
I don't know what the fuck they call it.
Yeah. And.
It's like a week or two after ours, yeah.

(31:30):
Maybe that's why he gave it up. Yeah, I think Kevin, he kind of
gave the best encapsulation of this whole debate.
A guy. Tweeted that Daylight Saving
Time is should also be called Asperger Appreciation Day.
I agree, put it right in that same week.
And then get. Everybody in there, they had the

(31:54):
producers of the Veronica Mars movie.
This was one of the first Kickstarters I ever heard about
was the Veronica Mars Kickstarter.
So they had the producers ought to talk about it.
They did get it funded and they made the movie and they were
going to premiere it. Yeah, they raised $5.7 million.
Was that the number? It ended up being that you got
kick started. Yeah, that's that's right, man.

(32:15):
And that wasn't. Your goal?
What was your goal? Now our goal.
Was 2 million and we wanted to raise that in 30 days and by the
end of 24 hours we had 2.2 and 24 hours.
Ryan's been Ryan's been living large ever.
I guess we we all went out and got Range Rovers.
Now how many? Gosh, refresh my memory 'cause
it's been over a year since the Kicks.
There weren't there a whole bunch of incentives that

(32:37):
involved either things that you had to do or work that you had
to do or things you had to sign or something like that?
Yeah, Ryan, still sleeping with all our fans.
That's right. I got a couple 100 to go.
No, Yeah, there. You could be an extra in the
film. You could do that.
You could come to the one of thepremieres.
We had multiple premieres that you could buy and go to that you
had a you had a bunch of premieres.

(32:57):
But last night was the big Hollywood premiere, right?
Yeah. And this is where we're sort of
from, you know, obviously we grew up with your show and Ryan
was a huge fan, big fan. Lisa made You're gorgeous.
Ding it. Come on, someone Ding that.
Yeah, the hell out. Of that bell.
So what was it like last night? Tell me about the premiere last
day. Yeah.
I mean, we were just at the Chinese Theater, which is just
huge, you know? And Ryan dumped a bag of cement,

(33:18):
put his own handprints down. No one asked.
You just did it. Just go ahead and do it.
Mix it up right there. It was amazing.
There was tons of fans on the streets and.
And the theatre was packed. It was really surreal to be
like, you know, this was a dead TV show.
And now we're at the Chinese Theatre doing.
It's amazing. Yeah.
That was one of our prizes for fans, too, as they could come to

(33:39):
our premiere. So it was just packed with
people who wanted to see the movie.
So it was just the best audienceyou could probably have.
So any Veronica Mars fans here? No, really, I'm surprised.
I. Always meant.
To watch it, it was, I think it was a little too young for me.
I know she was supposed to be like a high school detective, so

(34:00):
I'd like the idea. I like the cast.
I just never got it. Yeah.
Too young Mr. Looney Tunes moviegoing guy.
Exactly. Now, Porky Pig and Daffy,
Duncan, Ben and Veronica Mars, I'm all over it.
And those guys have good taste because they love the lovely
somebody like I do. But let's replay that James.
The hell out of that Val. Ding the hell out of that belfry

(34:24):
every time. Let's move on to this.
Arnold Schwarzenegger had a new movie coming out called
Sabotage. Sabotage.
Remember that old clip, Christopher?
Yes. You say sabotage, I say
sabotage. Exactly.
They play that a lot now. This is a new one.
It was called a file in AbsentiaArnold.

(34:46):
Schwarzenegger Co stars along with Sam Worthington.
Go ahead, Bing, Get it out. I know you're going to burst an
appendix if you don't. It's true.
What? It would be physically dis.
Wait, what are you expecting to say about Sam Worthington?
Oh, come on. Come on, dog Spot.
Make your stupid joke. Didn't even think about it.
Oh, stop it. You've never heard that name
before. Even think about it.

(35:09):
Terrence Howard play members of an elite DEA task.
Put that in the file because we know he was thinking that's
right. It's file him in absent wait, am
I in trouble now We're not sick because we know you were
thinking about it that you denied you were thinking about
it going in the file because we made the joke first.
Here's how we're the dog 's spotI.

(35:29):
Love that we were all thinking it right.
So I think he deserved the file for not doing the joke it
always. Catches me off guard.
I think Ali always makes that joke with Sam Worthington, but
not being not so much. I think he's he's told her you
have to make that joke every time.
It's he's she's contractually obligated, obligated, obligated.

(35:50):
She's contractually obligated. How do?
You say that. Mark that one.
Down. Yeah.
Let's end with a couple of celebrity birthdays.
Here's one for the olds like me.Actually, this is for my
parents. That's how old this guy is.
And it's an impression, Ralph. I think that's the only time he
did it, but I think you'll enjoyit.
Singer James Taylor. He is 66, boy.

(36:13):
His voice sounds exactly the same, by the way, now as it did
40 years ago. What's up with that?
Because he never strained it. He never raised it above 3
decibels ever. But he doesn't sound like an old
man, is what I'm saying. He still sounds like he was 20.
That's the thing. Yeah, maybe that's he started
out sounding like an old man. Just yesterday morning, they let
me know you were gone. Who's in the Pansy, man?

(36:34):
That's totally full throttle. He's gonna blow that voice out.
You just call a family and you know, wherever I am, I'll come
running. He'll have a voice forever.
That's true. Barely ever used it.
It's a gently used voice is whatI'm saying.

(36:54):
It's the Honda's new cars voices.
James Taylor is 66. Someone tweeted me.
We're just hearing your James Taylor impression now or even
hiding that which I responded. Yeah, not a lot of call for
breaking out. Sweet baby James here on the
Kevin and being show. That's not like I've been
holding thing back from you. When the hell would I ever use

(37:15):
it? I feel like we've heard it too
much. He's like, what are we doing?
Saint James Taylor sings the hits.
Never. That's never going to happen.
Stop it. I would like to hear that.
We're not going to do that. It's dumb.
No, I would like to hear James Taylor doing killing in the name
of guys. Act like I held back the biggest
celebrity in the world impression that I do.
I just been waiting until now tounleash what?

(37:36):
Who knew you did James Taylor? Why'd you do more of that?
Because no one knows who he is or cares.
Yeah, not allowed to call for the James Taylor impression on
camera. Lindsay, have you ever heard of
James Taylor song I? Know exactly.
My mom is a huge James Taylor fan.
Yeah, like I said, that's our, that's not even Edwin's music.

(37:57):
That's my parents music. We should.
Have made a bid on that because I was going to say, Lindsay
knows that. Great singer, very talented guy.
Just no, not for the K rock audience.
I fall. Asleep anytime a James Taylor
song comes on. I don't even know any James
Taylor songs, but I could tell. And give them points for being
married to Carly Simon, a beautiful lady and very talented

(38:20):
in her own way. Wait A.
Second, were they? Didn't they get a divorce?
Didn't she write You're so vain about him?
No, that was about Warren Beatty, I believe.
I think they are divorced, but that song wasn't about James
Taylor. OK, I mean.
Everybody thinks that song's about them, right?
Yeah, every Jewsbag thinks that's about him.
I get. It I get it, I get it.

(38:41):
I get it, I get it. I get it.
But anyways, let's move forward.This is something for Lindsay.
A celebrity birthday right up your street.
And. Taylor Hanson of the band
Hanson, featuring Hanson in their new song Hanson from the
album Hanson No keep playing.

(39:09):
Come on, you will. So good, as a matter of fact, I
went on a deep dive, did a little bit of research into
Hanson. Neil Diamond gave it to me.
Now, Lindsay was holding out on us because I went back into

(39:33):
America Top 40 and I didn't knowshe had a mail letter read by
Casey Kasem, America's Top 40 with me.
Casey Kasem. Our next song goes out to a
little girl named Lindsay Parkosi Para Cozy.
I can't go from a damn dead dog story to a hard name like that.

(39:57):
It's done on the phone. Get done on the phone.
Lindsay, why didn't you tell us?I didn't know.
Casey Kasem wore an onion on hisbelt.
He did what? Why am I so confused about
everything? Like the time I cut the ferry
over to Shelbyville, I needed a new heel for my shoe.

(40:20):
I. Said was kissing case of
impression, is it on? Par with my my other one.
My other great one. OK, let's get back to the real
Taylor Hanson. Wait, wait, Ralph, what did you

(40:44):
think of that impression? No, literally they did studies
and they found out that there's no reason we should be doing
this. Oh really?
It's all a huge mistake. I know a lot of people have been
have been against it for a long time.
A lot of people think it's useful.
It's BS. Oh, shoot.
OK, I'll work on that. Now let's go out on some umbug
because it's so Dang good. And this is Edwin saying that's

(41:27):
it for the week that was throwing it back to Steve, but
reminding all of you to Bob. Oh, you're bringing the crazy
extra hard today, huh? Take us out here, Christopher in
the podcast roundup. And now breaking news born.

(41:51):
So I did research on the Looney Tunes movie and oh, here's the
trailer. Sorry.
UFO time for the next phase of my plan.
Nothing can stop me now. I hope that shatterproof glass

(42:12):
can withstand the abuse. Mother.
Looks like it's up to us to savethe earth with.
Nice knowing you guys. Now who gets what situation is
under control? There's no way we could screw

(42:34):
this up. Boy, that almost blew up in our.

(42:54):
It comes out March 14th or it came out March 14th in a world.
And the animation nerd said it'snot doing well.
You better see it this weekend before it's out of theater.
So I'm going. I I.
Could tell it's not doing well. First off, there's no Bugs Bunny
in this movie, so there's there's something wrong there.
No Marvin Martian. You you can't have the Earth

(43:17):
blowing up without no Marvin Martian.
Right I don't I. Don't understand, Lindsay, do
you know who these people are? Yes, I.
Do OK. It's the first feature length
Looney Tunes movie though, rightEdwin?
Exactly. I've heard it's in the style of
the old crazy daffy. What's a lot of us animation

(43:37):
nerds like? So I got to see it good, better
and different. I have to support it.
All right, it is, but it doesn'tlook like that old school
animation and Petunia pig looks different.
I don't get it. That's a line I thought I'd hear
from Christopher. Yeah.
But I'll probably see it with the kids when it comes out on

(43:58):
Max. If it ever comes out on Max.
I wanted to see that. I want to see that Daffy Duck
movie that they shelved, though.That was supposed to be all
right. Moving on.
Come on. Move.
On spanking, slapping, flogging,hitting, whipping, beating with
a club, with a car, you get it and you want.

(44:20):
Her to pull out your podcast we got.
It do the Blue Yankee podcast. Number one no #2.
Uh huh. Nice podcast Roundup had a lot

(44:40):
of party planning stuff this week, so we're just going to
talk about the podcasts. What'd you guys think of
everything that happened this week?
No just kidding, here's 3/4 human podcast and just like our
Gen. AI, Corny speaks French.
So while we were in there, we found out that corny can speak

(45:02):
French. That is true.
Corny you can speak French. We zapal fonceo C Anything you'd
like me to say? What?
What am I saying, corny Hungia? Wow.
Well. Done.
Seriously. You expect even I totally

(45:22):
understand that. OK, OK.
Parley vu Francais Courtney. We Jeba Francais, What else can
I help you with? Nice.
And Courtney, would you say I would like to order a shoe with
cheese on it and force it down my throat?
Sure thing. I'd like to order a shoe with
cheese on it and force it down my throat.

(45:43):
Whoa. I.
Mean what? Happened say I had.
To be in French. That's.
True. All.
Right, specify. So yeah, the corny thing is kind
of it's getting it's, it's not quite working.
Lindsay's kind of right. That was good.
I liked that. OK, that shows he's evolving.

(46:05):
But I did see that Kevin posted somewhere like oh I think we
need a new AI. Yeah, they want a jailbreak,
Corny, and that's going to just lead to the end of the world.
That's just basically. Yeah, you don't want to do that,
guys. Speaking of machines taking
over, later on in the show, Corny got mad at Kevin and got

(46:26):
rid of him. You're learning from us, corny.
You need to pay us. Yeah.
Is that true? Corny.
Well, I'm just here to assist and reflect what you said.
I think we're going to unplug you, corny.
All right. One more review of your
performance today. 0 Sarcasm andthat's all we wanted.

(46:51):
Got it. I'll work on that.
Thanks for the feedback. Go to.
Timeout put corny on. Timeout.
All right, he's going to. Timeout.
Anybody have? One last thing, Kevin.
Is frozen, Kevin, you're frozen.Is he?
Frozen for you, but. Corny isn't frozen.
Corny has shorted out, Kevin. That's freaky.

(47:14):
Well done, corn. What'd you do to Kevin, Corny?
Oh, it looks like Kevin's connection froze.
I'm here, though, You're supposed.
To be in time out corny. All right, going back to TIME
out now, you used to. Stay there until we tell you.
Understood. All right.

(47:36):
P Kevin make another appearance.I don't think, I don't think
anybody's heard of him since Corny just took him out.
Kind of reminds me of war games,remember?
And he's stimulating nuclear warand he's like, there's no way to
win. I think that's what Courtney's
going to end up doing. Blowing up the planet?

(47:56):
I think so, too. War games.
Lindsay. Does Lindsay know?
Does Lindsay know? All right, OK. 1925 Roy Haynes
one of the greats Eddie she always 3 greats today.
Great American jazz drummer, 3 greats.
Listen to who he drummed with. Charlie Parker, Stan Getz,

(48:18):
Thelonious Monk, All greats. Chick Corea, all greats.
He was known as the king of the drum solo by the way,

(48:41):
right? Yeah, I can say this as a
drummer, I fucking hate drum solos.
Sounds like a cartoon falling down the stairs.
Drum songs are impressive only if you're watching the drummer
do it live. You're like, wow, that's
remarkable. It's a live experience that he
can move like that. Yeah, but the sound of the
drums. No one.
No, it's. It gets on my last nerve.

(49:03):
Yeah, I can't. I couldn't.
Disagree more. I love Roy Haynes, I love drum
solos. I listen.
To a whole. Album of Roy Haynes playing
drums. Neil Paris Carter.
Beaufort. Charlie Watts.
I mean, come on. Yeah.
Jen likes drummers, too. But yeah, no, I couldn't believe

(49:25):
that he didn't like drum solos. I mean, they're long, they're
noisy. They're.
Oh, no, maybe. Maybe Kevin might like those.
All right. In more entertainment news,
Ralph brought up the Tiger Woodsbiopic.
Tiger Woods biopic you watching?No, I don't give a shit be
neither It's in development in Amazon.

(49:46):
OK, the man who directed King Richard remember that biopic
about the the Williams sisters and their Yeah yeah yeah,
they're going to make a biopic about Tiger Woods most
successful golfer at all time. Oh, I can't wait to see golf on
the big screen. His dad forced to play golf the
moment he can walk. Yes there you go the most
exciting of all cinematic sportsgolf.

(50:07):
I hope they cover his multi multitude of affairs and his
let's get do The Dirty shit and his wife hitting them with a
sledgehammer or whatever. See the.
Good stuff. So we have breaking news here.
Lindsay, we know for a fact, hasbeen auditioning for this movie.
She's got one line. Here's Lindsay's audition.

(50:29):
What's happened? Oh, if I was.
Only so lucky. And you should audition, I
think. I think you should.
They don't know who it is in thebackground.
You could be the lady in the back.
I can't. I can't do that.
No, she's a different race. Is it I did?
My impression for the show. So I'm out.

(50:51):
How could you tell it's a different race if you don't know
who it is? I do.
Know who it is and it's not his mother who has a heavily Asian
accent, but it I think it's the family that lives next door that
went on the news and was like hey guys we called 911 leave us
alone. Thought it was her mom.

(51:13):
No, what's her name? Elon.
Elon. Whatever her name is on the
northern. No.
I think somebody made a joke that it was Tiger Woods's
mother, but it is not his mother.
Pretty sure it's the mother of the person calling 911.
OK. And that person is is of a
different race that you can't play because you can't say what

(51:33):
happened. That is a black family, yes.
OK, so much for that. Maybe Lindsay can know the
person that did that part in themovie.
I think they should at least have that part in the movie
actually, right? Anyhow, let's go over a cup of
tea in a chat. I got one clip here and a long
one for later. It's gonna be Ally brought up a

(51:58):
old K Rock memory with Jimmy Kimmel.
Do you? Find it weird that Jimmy Kimmel
could kind of erase this, this moment in his history he's proud
of? It and he's proud of it.
That is the. Jimmiest of Jimmy, Jimmy Tins,
he put. It up on the wall in our office
and said if I am still working here one year from today I will

(52:18):
eat that piece of meat. And he did, and I can't believe
he went through with it. I think maybe he that was his
inspiration to get off of that sinking ship.
Like God, please don't let me behere in a year.
I deserve to have to eat that meat if if I'm still working
here in a year. But God bless him there was.
Also a debate on whether it was ham that he ate or bacon and

(52:42):
well I brought in that made me research the archive and I
brought in the clip of them discussing this.
Lisa, we've been telling you about something we have looked
forward to for a full year. That's happening about today's
program. We're talking about our brand
new feature called Jimmy Eats the Bacon.
I don't know if it's really a feature, it's more of a special.

(53:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, Jimmy the Bacon.
Jim, why don't you explain to the K Rock listers how this one
came about? Well, about exactly a year ago,
I should say, somebody brought in an Egg Mcmuffin and maybe you
pulled the bacon off because youdon't eat meat.
This round circle of bacon that they kind of like form at

(53:25):
McDonald's. It fits the Mcmuffin perfectly.
And I said at that time that foolishly and in a drunken
stupor as I I took a thumbtack and tacked it up on the wall of
the office and said one year from today I will eat this piece
of bake. You were kidding me.
I was kidding. So he wrote on the actual on the
wall of K Rock. He wrote down the date 12/4/97

(53:48):
and well, it's it's 12498 still there.
And you know what The funny thing is?
It doesn't really look that muchdifferent than it did one year
ago today. It's not like it's sketo
completely shriveled up. Yeah.
You want to meet? I mean, couldn't you get
violently? I'll.
I don't think it is actually meat.
I don't know either. But The funny thing is, is, you
know, like heart attack. We've joked about it.

(54:09):
We've joked about it. You know, six months in, Jimmy
would look up at the bacon and we'd all get a big laugh.
He'd say, yeah, six months. I got to eat that thing.
And then it got to be like four months and he got to be two
months. And then this past week it
started to realize that he started to realize that December
4th was coming. And now he's obligated as a man
of his word to eat the bacon. It looks like a like a cow's
toenail or something like that. Should we call McDonald's and
find out just exactly what they that's a great idea.

(54:31):
That's a great idea because theywould certainly know from food
preservation, that's for sure. So it's from the Egg Rick
muffin. So it is a Canadian bacon piece.
So let's listen to him actually talk to McDonald's and later on
eat the bacon We're. Calling the McDonald's in
Burbank, where we actually bought the sandwich, too, a year
ago today. Absolutely.

(54:51):
Bend it. Yeah, don't bend it.
You don't like the texture too much.
I don't think he could bend it. Christ.
Christ was huge. Jimmy eats the bacon.
I don't know. There's something black in
there, and I don't know what that is.
You'll find out because you'll know what it tastes like.
Hey, good morning, Kevin and Mean Show are on the radio at K

(55:13):
Rock. Who's this?
This is George. All right, George, listen, we
got a quick question for you. We know you're very busy with
your quality McDonald's food over there.
OK. How how long can you leave a
piece of McDonald's bacon out from an Egg Mcmuffin before it's
not safe to eat it anymore? How long?
Yeah, like if you. Does anybody?
Have any guesses of how long they can leave that piece of
meat out? Ding, no, I mean for a couple

(55:36):
days. But really it's been there a
year. So isn't it like dried out like
jerky anyway? Well, you have to.
You have to make jerky in certain conditions.
You can't just stick it with a thumbtack on the wall.
Yeah, Jen, Yeah. I don't know how to make jerky,
but I don't think I'd start making it by just tacking it to

(55:56):
the wall. All right, that's it.
Let's find out. Leave it.
You know, if you pull it out of the sandwich and then you come
back to it like a day later or aweek later or a couple of months
later, what how long can we waiton that before we we eat it?
We have a sort of a certain. Of rolls on the on the.
Right. We know you have a bunch of
rules on that kind of stuff. We're asking you if you what are
the rules? What is the rule with the bacon?

(56:17):
We know you have just in general, what is the rule with
the food there at McDonald's? How long do you leave it sitting
there before you throw it out? But like an hour or three hours?
I was told by an employee that was about 12 minutes.
Was that right? Yeah, real short.
About 10 minutes. All right.
How would you feel about eating a piece of McDonald's bacon one
year later? Do you think that's a wise idea?

(56:39):
I'm sorry, no. No bad idea.
OK, Thanks, George. All right.
You're doing good work out there.
All right, Well, I'm satisfied. I have a theme song.
You want to hear that? Oh, do you?
Great. Yeah.
Theme song for Jimmy Eats the Bacon.
I love it. You do.
It's been one year since you're Mickey D You opened up in the
bag. Like I said, I'm hungry. 5
ounces of bacon grease saying I'll eat this meat a year from

(57:00):
now. You bet me 3 days of impending
doom. Jim, you'll be throwing up a lot
in real soon. Yesterday you thought you were
cool on the toilet. Today your ass will be sorry.
If you've got your brains, you're going to be sorry.
You'll get the runs and you willbe sorry.
Food poisoning can make you sorry, Jim.

(57:24):
I've never met anybody like likeJimmy, because he will.
He loves to take the chance so that.
Was a song pre Omar. That was before Omar did all the
songs right. That was Ralph.
Yeah, that. Must have been Ralph.
Yeah, a good song. I liked it.
Wait, one thing, Egg Mcmuffins don't have bacon.
They have ham. That's what's confusing me.

(57:46):
Keep saying it's bacon. It's Canadian bacon.
Bacon Mcmuffins. OK, Canadian.
Like they put on the Hawaiian pizzas.
Hawaiian pizzas. It's Canadian bacon.
You don't like Hawaiian? Bacon one more time, Canadian.
Bacon. This is the Canadian Bacon Show,
folks. Now Mountie will show up in

(58:08):
Texas. There you go.
Let's keep going, challenge. Of eating whatever that's right,
whatever is nobody else would want to eat.
You know, I could get my cousin Sally this.
No, no, you're, you're eating. Jim is the kind of guy if you're
out at a Mexican restaurant, somebody says how much would it
cost to see you drink that bottle at the Bass, Right.
He'd he'd, he'd have a figure inmind.
I did do that. I also drank a whole jar of

(58:29):
mustard one time. Here.
Remember that? That's right.
What was it? We made Ted that Now what was
it? We made Ted drink that time they
made him throw up. We repeat, Sam's a Sam's a
comedian. Comedian.
Oh, that's right. OK.
Yeah. Juice.
All right, so it's been one yearsince this bacon went up on the
wall in the case running away. Stop thinking.
What's your what's your strategy, Jim?

(58:50):
Are you going to eat it all at once?
I think so. I think that's the way to go.
And then just wash it down with whatever's available.
Well, I have some water and the the kind Lightning and Tad have
brought in a big thing of cool mint Listerine.
All right, just before you you eat it, I'd like to talk to
Junior real quick. Junior.
Hey, how's it going? You work at McDonald's?
No, I used to work there. All right, what do they say
about the bacon? The Bacon's only good for what,

(59:11):
2 hours? Couple hours?
OK. All right.
Well, what happens? What happens to it then after
that? What, does it become dangerous
at all? Yeah, you can even get food
poisoning. Great.
Thank you. No problem.
Bye. Bye.
Now time for Jimmy eats the bacon.
He looks really nervous, by the way.
I'm really nervous. It's not even going through me.
It may not. Go through Jimmy.
It's really hard. I'm going to bang the bacon
against the microphone. And Jimmy is a guy, by the way.

(59:36):
There it is. Jimmy is a guy who has a lot of
stomach trouble. Anyway, just just eating fresh
food. I haven't got problems
yesterday, just in general, justthinking about this bacon.
No, no, I mean, I was like feeling bad yesterday.
All right, here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
So Jimmy, eat the bacon. What's wrong with me?

(59:57):
I'm going to Come on, put it in your mouth.
You know what? I forgot.
I'm going to diet. Put it in your mouth.
He put his mouth. His teeth touched it.
It's too big for the circumference.
I want to snap it in half and eat it like all right, snap it.
Whatever you however you want todo it, just eat it won't snap.
You'll probably. Have to cut it with scissors.

(01:00:17):
You may just. Fold it.
Wow, that's really. It's been stuck to the wall here
at K Rock. That's a lot now.
It looks like a lot when it's broken apart like that on 310.
I touched it to his tongue and pulled it back.
How's it taste? You touched it with your tag.
It has no flavor. OK, here we go.
Jimmy eats the bacon. This is a bad idea.

(01:00:38):
Yeah. What was yours?
Whatever. Eat it.
You don't know how many times Kevin has said that over the
years. Whatever.
Eat it. All right.
Here we go. We go.
Can you turn off the music, please?
No. All right, Go ahead.

(01:01:02):
How is that, Jim? You didn't say anything.
How is that, Jim? Go home.
He actually put the entire thingin his mouth.
He did hold it over 1 powder. God, that was the greatest thing
I've ever heard. All right, I got here.
Sir. His eyes are closed.
He's trying to swallow it. Keep chewing.
Don't swallow too early. This hurts.
That's better. How bad is.

(01:01:22):
Keep chewing? Don't swallow too early.
According to Lisa. Shut up and suck.
All right. He's drinking.
He's almost got it down. Yes.
How'd that go? That's not bad.
He's still drinking. That's not good.
How you doing? I was making a he did.
He was making the sour beer face.

(01:01:42):
He did, though. He ate the bacon one year later
from McDonald's. He's going right for the
mouthwash. Jim, can you give us some sort
of update? Does.
It taste anything like bacon? Yeah.
What was it? Like, no, he already looks I'll
it didn't taste good. OK, there we go.
Have some mouthwash. Yeah, that is not what we want.

(01:02:07):
Why is there so much of that on the on the air?
So I saw Lindsay enjoying that. I was, I was excellent.
Can you give? Me, the breaking news bulletin
drop. And now?
Breaking news bulletin. OK, this is from a website
masterclass.com. What is Canadian bacon?

(01:02:30):
Canadian bacon, also called backbacon or rashers, comes from the
pork loin of a pig. The dish originated in Canada
and it's different from Americanstyle bacon, also called steaky
bacon, which comes from the porkbuilding.
There you go folks. This show entertains as well as
informs. It's round, it's round instead

(01:02:54):
of strips and I think it's smokedifferent.
Right, I can go. Back to the article they.
Smoke in a different way. Canadian style bacon comes
small, you have to leave Edwin but it's always served sliced in
rounds. I got till 225 OK.
Well, let's play some more of this clip.
There was an important warning that they probably should have

(01:03:14):
got beforehand. Die.
Well, we'll find out now, won't we?
Wouldn't that be? Amazing if Jimmy actually died
Monday you. Have to come in and play the
music. Hey, Deborah.
Yeah, it's too late now. But what?
Why shouldn't he have eaten it? Because he could.
Die How? How?
So though well. Pork is even more like bad for
you than other red meats could be.

(01:03:35):
I mean ask bean. What do you mean how?
Bad for you though in terms of spoilage.
Over a year, everything. Pork's the other.
White meat though. But.
Is that Jimmy? Yeah.
Oh, Jimmy, I'm so glad. I wanted to have some last words
with you. But you don't know of any
particular reason that pork sitting out for a year gets
develops E coli or something, right?
I guess not. I mean, trichinosis like

(01:03:56):
something else. It's just like dried beat down.
Yeah, but what's the trichinosis?
Well, listen. All of those all of those facts
just get in the way of our our comedy bit.
Jimmy eats the bacon, right? Home alone.
Don't feel so good now. Home alone.
Think he might die? So RIP Jimmy Kimmel.

(01:04:18):
I mean, no one ever knows what happened to that guy or guy,
right? Probably just passed away right
afterwards. Actually, the we were able to
retrieve some tape from Stockdale of the aftermath from
the K Rock bathroom. Come on, fastly, you were fine.

(01:04:49):
You were. What happened?
You were needing what? What went wrong?

(01:05:11):
You seemed like you felt fine. Yeah.
What happened? Ted Poo, You're so.
Tickled by yourself All right, Oh, podcast roundup.
How many, how many different reviews do we have of the
podcast I have? One review.

(01:05:33):
I have two reviews OK Ali and Bean.
What do you think? I don't.
Think I've ever heard anything like that?
I never. Have either unbelievable he.
Was that's a dude you want in your life for how calm he was,
how helpful he was. He he just, he was, he was calm
under pressure when The Walking.Dead happens in real life.

(01:05:53):
You want that guy on your team yesterday.
All right, so that's. Exactly.
Thank you, Lisa. May you have an opinion I think
I got? Wrecked.
Yeah. She got wrecked.
And lastly from Eddie Pants. Not dry panties in the house.
Not. Dry panties in the house, all

(01:06:14):
right. Edwin Buckshot Miller, say
goodbye. Thank you for joining us on
Quitters Never Give Up. Well, we look back into the past
every day, so you don't have to join us next time as we go to
the archives, we go to the new stuff, the old stuff, the in
between stuff and go see the Looney Tunes movie.

(01:06:38):
Hi. Everybody.
Name something that follows the word pork lawn.
Huh. Lawn.
Pork lawn? LAOE lawn.
Oh pork lawn. Glad you spelled it.

(01:06:59):
The hell is a pork lawn? I'm just saying lawn like the
grass outside. I was going.
What the hell is a pork lawn? Lawn.
Looking for the pork loin. I think that I was detrimental
to my own career away. Thank you very much for the
call. Speaking of Super Bowls, let's
go to line 5, please. This is going to be David.

(01:07:21):
He had a beer mug. Beer mug esque moment.
Except he walked away. Hey, David.
What's up, guys? This is Santa Monica.
Yeah. He told us he had a week left,
so he got in one more. That's nicely Sam done.
See, he's a pro because we were told here's a guy who lost his

(01:07:43):
68 Camaro bet on the Raiders in the Super Bowl.
We thought, perfect, that's exactly the kind of call we
want. And we go to him and there's Sam
with Santa Mod. That was awesome.
God, that was the greatest thingI've ever heard.
Spock sabotage the system. We have lines 193 again with
sabotage. Sabotage.
I don't say sabotage. You say sabotage, I say

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sabotage. My God, who the hell cares?