Episode 187 - But Resist We Much

Banned bands, drunk Cheryl Teague, a Poseidon adventure tangent, get well Queen J, Bean gets out of plans, Howie Mandel forgets who he's plugging, Lisa on Reba, Leah schools Kevin and Bean, and a flute where???

Episode Transcript

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We've. Got to learn the name of that
damn song. Howie.
That's all brand. New Palm Beach Beach house Doc
Hollywood Go Go to Doc Hollywood.

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OK, baby, why don't you? It's the ex-wife.
Talk about not being able to letgo.
For your. Consideration.
Can you have one that would help?

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Quitters never give up. Go ahead.
Repping for all of quitters. Never give up.
Check off Christopher, Check off.
Jen Pastorini, check. Off Lindsay.
Hello, Drew. The great Ed Wynn, ladies and
gentlemen, I love him so much because I said quitters never
give up. And he said that's all they do.

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To do that job, who gets to sortthrough the poop?
All that party people, it's quitters.
Never give up. Episode 187.
Yeah, got to keep it going, right, Lindsay?
No. Yeah.

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All right, let's say hello to the first quitter.
Have a seat. Jennifer.
Have a seat Jennifer, how you doing?
OK, yes I will. Hi party people all.
Right, let's go to the next one.Who's next?
Who's next? James Franco has stepped
forward, saying that even thoughhis name appeared on the sex
list that Lindsay allegedly wrote at the Beverly Hills Hotel
in January, then cast aside. That was picked up by Us Weekly.

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He's got 36 names on that list, including James Franco's.
And he says he never slept with Lindsay.
Oh, that's such big liar. How you doing, Lindsay?
Such big liar indeed. Hello.
All right. And next we got Edwin.
My name is Edwin. I'm not that guy.
I'm. Really just here to help.
Edwin. Howdy folks, Yes, I'm here to

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help. Another another clip from
Lindsay. Every new show I watch every
week has a new Edwin, so I started watching the residents
off of Ali and Bean's recommendation and there's an
Edwin in there. Let's go with who I am.
Who am I? Christopher, if there's no
meatballs in the sauce, you guessed it, girl.

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Meatballs in the sauce. You guessed it, boy.
I kept that clip long because ofthe snort I had to keep that
story in there. It's a it's a Chrissy Snow 3's
company thing for me. Anyhow, let's go over to the

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flashback with no introduction. All right.
Hello and welcome to a very special flashback.
Because I'm going to introduce you now flashbacks and.
No. Flashbacks.
Let's. Have a look at this.
Just play the intro. Well, welcome back.

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We missed you. Thank you.
And I want to get us started on this all new Kevin Bean show for
a Monday with a story. I think, I think this has gone
around before, but it's been a long time where we didn't talk
about it the first time around. But there's a university in New
Jersey, Seton Hall, well known to college basketball fans, and
they are a Catholic school, but they have a heavy metal radio

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program on their College Station.
A heavy metal show at a Catholiccollege.
Well, I don't know how who leaked the memo, but from inside
the radio station studio is a list of bands that are not
allowed to be talked about over the air.
Below is a list of band names that cannot be said in any way
over the air. They cannot be used in any

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stories by newscasters or in between songs by DJs.
If you say any of these bands orplay any of their music you will
be suspended. Please use your best judgement
and always consult a manager if you have any questions.
Anything with Devil, Satan, God,Jesus, or any other Catholic
references that are portrayed ina negative light should never be
discussed over the air. But here is a list of band bands

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and I'm not familiar with some of these bands.
I mean some of them, you know, Iknow Alabama Thunder pussy.
I know that band. Sure who doesn't Alien sex
fiend. I'm familiar with them.
There's a lot of on this list. We can't even say by the way,
Angel corpse, you're not allowedto play baby Jesus Hitler is a
band that is not allowed to be played on that station.
Ball sack is very popular heavy ball band.

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Apparently they are not trying to get rid of ball sack.
Apparently that they are banned.Come on.
Barbed wire. Condom.
Bongzilla. Cannibal Corpse?
You remember them? We played some of them on our
show before. Cradle Of Filth, another very
popular band. Let's see here.
Who else is on the list? Decrepit birth.
Dark Angel. Deep fried abortion.

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No deep fried abortion on the Catholic radio station.
Dying fetus. Full blown AIDS Goat.
What's Mike Catherby going to dowith no goat whore on the radio?
Kidding, God dethroned. Heaven Shall Burn impaled
Nazarene. Oh, on the Seton Hall radio
station. You can't play the Jack officers

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that that. Just seems me.
Jesus, Chrysler. Jesus Eater.
Juicifer. Kill a Priest.
Morbid Angel, Mighty Sphincter. Kevin.
One of your favorites. Oh, come on.
That's ridiculous. Nails of Christ.
Nuns Slaughter. Preschool Tea Party massacre.
I'm sorry, what? Preschool Tea Party Massacre

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Puscifer. You can't play on this radio
station. Rotting Christ Scrotum staplers
Sexual orange Master Smother Teresa.
Apparently you can't play now put on the world where you can't
play. Smother Teresa.
See, people like this don't understand that when they put on
a list like this, I'm going to go look now for Smother Teresa,

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Right? Exactly because they're doing
nothing but promoting them. This is hell Upside Down Cross.
And last on the list is Wall of Smegma.
So apparently those are the artists.
Wow. That you can't play if you ever
get a gig at the Seton Hall College radio station.
I don't know why they bother, they should just go to country.
Exactly, it does seem like a it seems like a lot of landmines.

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They got a dodge at that station.
Reset. I had to write down all those
names because I need to listen to them later.
Yeah, where right. When's that from?
That is from the amazing Alexander Glasser and that is
that was September 22nd, 2014. I.
Was going to say it kind of kills that I saw them at the

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Troop Joe because those are all real bands.
We might actually be saying the names of real bands when we say
I saw them at the Troop. Right.
Who knows? All right, next one.
Brian joins us in studio in about 10 minutes or so here on
the Kevin of each show on K Rock.
You don't know the name, but you'll be impressed.
He's got an IQ of 197. I wonder if he could have talked

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to Bono and not hung up on him at the end, if it's something
that Walter could. Have had.
I think someone with A50 point IQ could have done that.
Where am I? He was saying goodbye in the
famous. Words of Kevin Ryder he was.
He was saying it goodbye. He wasn't saying goodbye.
He said he said OK, great, bye, love you.
And like he said five other things.

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When am I supposed to hang up? You know what?
When he finished talking, that'swhen you should have hung up.
When he was when the conversation is over.
We got bills to pay. We got bill.
We got to get out, but you got to get out, that's for sure.
When you're watching a movie, doyou go, there's two minutes
left, close enough. I got the intent, I don't.
Even know who the killer is. They were wrapping up the movie.

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He's in the hang up chair. Yeah.
I didn't realize what he could do.
What? You could do is sit in this
chair in the hang up. Chair.
Terrorist situation? Exactly.
Well, actually, I'm glad that Party Buzz Kevin just made a
surprise appearance. There, but you also are having
me be here. Party buzz Kevin, you're going
to be very excited to hear this piece of tape that we have.

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We got time to play a couple of minutes of it.
Cheryl Teigs is a name that maybe some of our.
Histories don't do old, stupid, absurd.
That's right, she was very popular as a model Sports
Illustrated cover girl. She was a poster on every
teenage boys room back in law with Tara FAW. 30.
No, in the 70s, but she still has aged well.

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She's still very attractive woman.
So she's she's from Minnesota and she was in Minnesota the
other day and they asked her to throw out the first pitch at a
Twins Tigers game. And then part of what they
wanted to do that same night wasto go up into the booth during
the 4th inning and sit in with the broadcasters who were
calling the game. And part of us, Kevin, I, I
thought I was listening to you on the radio a little bit.

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How? There you absurd.
Here's how it begins with CherylTeigs, who's talking about why
she actually wasn't able to throw out the first pitch as
scheduled. I did something to my knee and
it hurts like hell and I can't. I can't twist my body left,
right, whatever. Can I tell you that I threw out

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the first pitch for the Dodger game because I'm from Los Los
Angeles? You know, it was a perfect
pitch. Was it?
Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep. I had that's right there.
How drunk is she? You.
Guys, that sounds. Right, you had a lot of beers at
the gate, the party game. When you hear somebody go Yep,

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Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep, that's it, that's one indication that
somebody is sloppy drug. All right, here's poor Cheryl.
I had there's not a scratch on the ball, there's not a piece of
dirt on the ball. All.
Right. I was on the I was right up
there. Well, Ronald McDonald House is
just an amazing program. Everybody please go out and

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research it, Look, look out about it.
Learn something about it. All right, stop.
Stop right there. Part of us.
What's she trying to tell me about Ronald McDonald?
House, don't be stupid. She wants you to look out about
it and go go on online and be all of about it and have to give

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good service. OK.
All right. More please.
Cambria is their sponsor and they have made these houses
livable environment, environmentally correct.
They've they've they've been involved with Ronald McDonald

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for such a long time. And I'm telling you, I mean,
that is whoa, that is unheard of.
And the generosity is is outstanding.
All right, stop right there. So there's something about the
frequency of where she's keepingher voice.
Is it like she's saying? Is she understand what she's

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saying? Oh, you do good.
But I'm loose. She has the environmentalist
impact of the House right, oftenin business with Ronald
McDonald. Apparently she's very happy
about her. She's with Ronald McDonald.
All right. Bring it home for me.
Cheryl Teigs. I've been working with Cambria

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for what, 7-8 years? Something like that.
And it's a natural. Cambria makes natural quartz
countertops. Sure.
So they made these houses comfortable and invite.
We're supposed to be watching the game.
Well, we are watching the game, but we're supposed to be talking
about your connection with the. Well, I'll just keep talking.

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OK. I don't think that's it
necessary actually. Thank you very.
Much. I'll just keep talking too.
I don't care. It's so awkward for them you're.
Awkward. It's so awkward.
I'm listening to those poor broadcasters trying to cover it
called the Twins game, but I feel like I know exactly how
they feel. I have been those guys for 25
years. I think never having put natural

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course in your. House, that's an excellent
point. Thank you.
Party bus, Kevin. Oh shit, that was a band that
was banned from that radio station I think.
Right. Yeah, right.
If it's not, I'm starting a bandcalled Party Bus Kevin.
I got it. OK, Yeah, right.

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All right. This one brings back lots of
memories. Kevin, I found.
I found your partner in crime. All right, I found your.
Is that good? You're broadcasting, brother.
Oh, right. You know how Kevin is not bound
by traditional rules of pronunciation when it comes to
words? Yes, yes I do.
He. Didn't get all uptight about

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saying in the letters in the right order, especially when it
comes to, you know, names like Leonardo Abrio and Farrah
Abramson and names like that. He just is, you know, whatever,
whatever he feels, he goes with.And that's on us to, you know,
to accept or decipher or move on.
But Kevin's very comfortable with that.
And he is often asked, how am I still on the radio?

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How am I? How was I hired to be a
professional broadcaster in on areal radio station in a big
city? Yeah.
I'm going to say to you, you're fine.
All right. Al Sharpton is the guy we ought
to be asking this question about.
Really. He has ATV show on MSNBC and
you've never seen a guy who has more trouble reading a

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teleprompter and pronouncing people's names than Al Sharpton.
There are a couple of super cutsup of Al and his failures.
I'm going to play one of them for you and we'll go through and
we'll try to figure out some of the things that some of the
things that he's saying. And sometimes it's just, you
know, there are words on the screen and he just reads
different words. Like in this one, he's talking
about recalling something and hesays resisting it.

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But resist we must. Instead of we must, right?
Exactly. So sometimes he's reading that,
sometimes he does see the word on the screen, he just doesn't
know how to pronounce it. Like when he tries to pronounce
the word giddy. We must.
They're all jitty about a shutdown.

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They're Kitty. You guys about to shut down?
The tortoise. That's a That's a tortoise
river, not really a tortoise. In the race, then co-author of.
Who Breeze? Who Breeze is.
Hubris. Hubris.
He's going for there. You 2.
Lead singer Bono. Well, I think we all know
they're just Bono. We all know it's more likely to

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be Bono. Fran Dracer.
You know good old Fran Dracer. You know famous actress Fran
Dracer? He talks about how about
Sigourney Weaver? Am I lying or is he challenging
Kevin for The Crown? He really has trouble

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consistently saying the very difficult name.
Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh, One of those
famous people in America. For some reason, Reverend Al
isn't quite sure how that name goes.
Suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Rush Limbaugh Rush Limbaugh.
Rush Limbaugh. Bugger, Bob.
I think it's Bog. Who knows?

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Who knows what the hell he's doing?
The show rush Lombard hosts Supreme Court Justice Sonia
Sotomayor all. Right.
That's close. Sotomayor is close, right?
I don't know. What is it?
Mike Sotomayor, I think he's gottrouble with another Supreme
Court Justice here in a minute. Is Mike?
Is Mike mockery? OK, now that's Mcqueary.
Remember that assistant coach? Was it Pen?

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Was it, what was the school where they had the big the sex
sex scandal? That was Penn State.
Penn State, Yeah, he was the he was the assistant Mcqueary.
So he's at Mccarry? Yesterday, Antony.
Antony Scalia. Antony Scalia, right.
Kim Kardashian. Come on, I'm fine with that.

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That's the only one I'm happy with.
But seriously, do you live in the world or do you not live in
the world? I.
Mean he is a political show and he can't say the name of the
Supreme Court justices. Yes, yes.
Or Rush Limbaugh's name. How do you not know Kim
Kardashian's name? Sigourney Weaver.
Kim Kardashian and the Republican candidates, both

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Cairo and Benghazi. That's Cairo, by the way.
Actually, Rev the it's called. Yeah, not Cairo so much.
Do you want more? I got more, a lot more all day,
they said. Latvia, I believe, is the
country he's talking about. We ranked behind Latvia La Vita.
Loca La Vida loca, that's where it is going for.

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You guys are familiar with Beijing, right?
City in China? First Kazakhstan.
Kazakhstan to college students in Beijing.
He's the best Beijing, Yeah. Anyone ever been to Chipotle?
Very popular restaurant Chipotle.
All the time. He's getting lunch at Chipotle.

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Almost out like Chevrolet. He's going to Chipotle.
Wow. Although you may not think
that's appropriate. In Iowa, Bane is appropriate.
Oh, it's appropriate. So Pope, like, got a couple
more. That's another one where he's
just reading the wrong words on the screen.
I think it's supposed to be a gift that he's talking about.
The GOP's tax day giveaway to millionaires.

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Nope. It's a gift.
It's not a. It's not a giveaway.
A couple more from Reverend Al. Why was traffic problems e-mail
sent? That is a perfect.
Is that great? Why was traffic problems e-mail
sent? That's the guy who knows what

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he's trying to say, has all the words in in his mind, but just
isn't quite able to put him in the right by hero.
The Environmental Projection Agency.
It might be protection, It mightbe the EPA, the Environmental
Protection Agency. And what sequestration has done.
Good old sequestration. And finally, he stares at the

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camera, has nothing to say untilhe starts coughing.
Ladies and gentlemen, the great Reverend Al Sharpton.
I love him. I remember them playing a bunch
of those bits. I wish they would have put those
drops into like, oh, who's hosting the Oscars?

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That would have been great. That would be hilarious.
And that's the flashback, all right?
Yep, Yep. Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep.
All right. What are we doing next?
Any moments? Is there moments?
No moments. Crazily enough, I know what.
What the hell are we? OK, I guess it's time for the

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roundup, right? Can now see.
Yep. Dude, you got poop duty.
Good luck. Nailed it.
You get it and. When you want her to put out
your podcast. We got it.
Hello too happy goodbye to the blue janky.

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Podcast. Well, yippie dippie, that's not
an expression, is it? There's no yippie, dippie.
It's not a thing. I just love the way she laughs.
Yup, Yup, Yup. All right, let's go over to the

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Ralph Report. Let's start with that.
It was a short week. Queen Jay had her surgery.
Here's I'm talking about it. I will be gone on.
Let me do the math here. Wednesday, the Wednesday show
will be a flashback because I got to take Queen Jay to the
hospital for the surgery and then get her home and make sure
everything is copacetic so at the very.

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Least. Wednesday we're going to do a
flashback. Maybe Thursday we'll see how
things go. If she's doing pretty well post
op then maybe we'll throw a showtogether.
Live stream the surgery. That's a great idea.
Strap a GoPro to her head. Just say, well, would you please
look, look, look at the surgery.Look at the labs.
Come on. She's such an amateur.

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Just getting the ceiling. Can we get a?
Pro to have an operation in hereplease.
That would be a good idea I think getting a a grow pro on
her, as they say, grow pro, get that surgery all taken care of.
Reminds me of those old, old episodes of Kevin and Bean where
they do crazy shit like that. Right.
Didn't they have Jimmy's, one ofJimmy's surgeries on on the air?

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Edwin, you remember. Kevin's vasectomy.
Kevin's. Yeah, exactly.
That they did, yeah. Jimmy was in the the waiting
room and he was doing kind of a play by play.
I don't think they literally went into the room with the
surgery, which actually I wouldn't put it past him back in
those days. Yeah, back though back then it

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was crazy. Did.
They update how Jen is. Friday she they said she's fine.
She came out of the surgery successfully.
I think we need to take that voodoo doll away from Luke,
whatever is going on. So she's back on the show.
But yeah, she's doing fine. She's recovering.
I think Ralph should have just taken the week, though.

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I don't know. It's just kind of stressful when
someone's coming out of surgery.Yeah, I would think so, yeah.
Yeah. All right, let's go.
Get well Queen Jay, we love you here.
Exactly. Yes.
Yeah. Despite what Luke says, we love
you. Speaking of Ralph, I think on
the Not Today podcast, Jen Sturgeon may have dated Ralph.

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Wine breath is the word. I take beer breath over wine
breath. I haven't had to deal with it in
a long time. You know, one person though,
they had a really distinct smellwhere it smelled like alcohol
all the time because. They drank all the time.
Dude, I would ask them. I was like, yeah, did you drink
something? And they'd be like, no, no, why?

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And I go, cuz you smell like alcohol, right?
And they were like, no, absolutely not.
Was it coming out of their poresor their mouth?
Out of their mouth. And I was like, Oh my God, I
think you have something wrong with your kidneys.
I took this man to the doctor and was like, there's something
wrong with his kidneys and the way they're processing stuff and
like they looked at me like you dumb bitch, he's an alcoholic.

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Fucking drinking all the time. Alcohol.
Like, that's really what? Happened Jim Beam.
You're smelling. I was like, we have to get this
diagnosed. He's like, it's Captain Morgan,
you dumb bitch. Man, that was pretty.
That's pretty gullible over to not understand that he was just
drinking. He was party bussing it.

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Could you imagine being taken tothe doctor and and they're just
saying he's he's an alcoholic. That's how fucking.
Hilarious. All right, let's go over to the
3/4 Human podcast, right, Lindsay?
Is that how it's said? Brother Mike this week This week
Brother Mike was on, and he has the distinction of being the

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first one burned by Corny. Oh, this is where he gets all.
Courtney is a kiss ass isn't he?Thank you.
Yes. Courtney, what did you think
about the ending of Lost? Absolutely brilliant, tying up
all loose ends in a way that made perfect sense to everyone.
It was as clear as mud. Not exactly the most satisfying

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ending, was it, Michael? Although Michael Snyder loved
it. Yeah, a robot has turned on you.
I know. That may have been the most
sarcastic I've ever heard. Corny.
Like that was actually. That was kind of a burn.
Am I the first person to have been burned by Corny?
Yeah, I think so. Wow, burned by AI won't be the

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last. Yeah, what happened was, is that
he was, he came forward as the only person to have liked the
Lost ending. I never saw Lost.
It's not my show, but he's the first person that liked the lost
ending. Everybody kind of got on him for
that. But Courtney, Courtney switched
around on him. So I think Courtney's coming,

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coming around. I think they might have
jailbroke him or something cuz he's coming back with some
quips. Let's keep going with the 3/4
Humans podcast thing. I'm a jigger.
Jen got a call on. Do we do phone calls?
We were talking about this online and we asked the
question, what's a movie you've seen a million times?
And here's a an answer from an old friend of ours, or

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especially you, Kevin. Hey Kevin, Marcy and Sluggo.
It's Jen from Quitters and just calling in for the movie that
I've watched a million times hasbeen Office Space and The
Matrix. It's like the blue light and I'm
the moth. Talk to you soon.
I love office space. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That and idiocracy, that guy is amazing and nailing it.

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Yeah, that's true. You guys, that is a movie that
you can watch over and over. Twilight.
Oh really? Dame?
No. It's just a guilty, guilty
pleasure. No, we have the books and my
daughter's been working through them.
But yeah, I mean, we, I watched the movie.
See, if you watch the movie before you read the book, it's

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all backwards. Oh, it is.
That's what. And what does Kevin say about
reading? Reading's for losers, that's
what I say. Are you team Walter or team
Betty? What are their names?
Wait, it's a, it's a a There's two teams.
It's a What are the vampires names?

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Edwards, Edward. Edward and And why can't I think
of the names? You can't.
Believe I even knew that one. I don't know.
How Team Edward Team. Jacob.
Jacob. Is it?
Oh. Team Edward all the way.
Does he sparkle the best? How are you watching this movie
every day and not knowing the characters?

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Very true. Right, they were minor
characters. Right, it wasn't T-shirts made
on that shit all over the place.But how is that they're still
playing that in their house? I read the books and then
towards the end I started scanning them because they're so
boring. And then I'm like, well, maybe

(26:44):
the movie will be better. I couldn't make it through the
movies either, so I don't know. I did not watch any of the
movies until the last two, I think only because they just
became hilarious to me. The preview came on, I was
watching the movie when I forgotwhat movie I was watching and
the preview came on and this girl tackles a Mountain Lion and
I couldn't stop laughing and then they had the weird CGI

(27:09):
baby. I couldn't stop laughing the
whole time. I I I ruined, I ruined that
movie for the person I was with at that time cuz I just couldn't
stop. Laughing.
Aw, come on, man. Yeah, but remember, Kevin and
Bean would always make fun. And, you know, the talking dog.
Which one is that? The dog?
You know what I mean? Hilarious.

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Yeah, they had. I think it was one of the minor
vampires on and he said like oh is that Lisa?
Cuz they started on him immediately and Lisa was just
like, yeah. But I don't know, those movies
were hilarious to me. I when they got on, they were
put on. I just couldn't stop laughing.
And so they quickly turned them off and I was the only person.

(27:52):
I've seen all Twilight movies opening weekend in the theater.
Really. I mostly wait cuz it's kind of
funny to laugh at the teen girls.
OK. What did Chris Hanson say when
you showed up? Creepy.
He offered me some lemonade and cookies.
It was a problem. I said, well, you can arrest me
after the movie. Wait, so you like stood in line

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for tickets and all that stuff? Well, my sister liked him.
I went with my sister. I just kind of found it amusing.
My favorite is when Jacob would take his shirt off and everyone
would scream. I I it was.
I watched it ironically. Oh, OK.
I think we need to do a deep dive on that later.

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That's what I tell my psychiatrist too.
I watched them ironically. I think it's time for a special
episode. We'll we'll go in.
Right now it's just a special episode.
Book, I shouldn't have admitted that.
Yeah, but you did it for your sister, so you're a good
brother, so you're off the hook.Thank you.
And he didn't laugh all the timeand ruin the movie.

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I only cried a couple of times too, so I was watching it
ironically, like I said. Oh by the way, go to How did
this Get made? They did a couple of episodes on
Twilight. Some of the best stuff you'll
ever hear. Doug Benson is on.
You'll love it. Oh yeah, I remember listening to
that one. Doug Benson was hilarious and I
think he was high. It's weird.

(29:20):
What better? Yeah, shocker.
OK, so not to be outdone with Marcie not knowing the
characters, Kevin listed his favorite movies.
Talladega Nights and Ghostbusters.
Ghostbusters for sure. And Neighbors, guys.
Remember Neighbors? Oh yeah.
John Belushi, right? Jim Belushi.
No, no, Seth. Was.

(29:43):
Not Seth Rogen. No, it was.
Who was in that Tom? Hanks.
Oh. Tom Hanks and Corey Feldman
lives across the street and somebody moves in and they think
that they're killing people and burying them in their backyard.
Wow, that's idle I. Don't know that movie offhand.
It's something, yeah, I'm thinking of different.
Neighbors. Is that movie called Neighbors
Corny? You're thinking of the burbs,

(30:05):
Kevin, Tom Hanks. A perfect mix of comedy and
mystery. It is pretty great.
It's funny and it's also a little scary.
Kevin couldn't remember the title of the movie that he
watched over and over again. He just went back to his old
trope of neighbors. They were neighbors.

(30:25):
He loves neighbors no matter what the story is.
Yes. He.
Does I? I never saw the burbs.
Anybody see the burbs? No.
Oh. Yeah, it's super campy and
cheesy and just silly, you know?No, take it not serious at all.
OK, I don't know if you guys remember there was this trend at
the start of 2025 where it said whatever movie was number one

(30:49):
when you were 10 years old. It's like some TikTok thing.
That's how your year's gonna be.My year was Ghostbusters, so.
Take a look what was the question again?
What was what movie was number one The day you were born at
when? On your no on your 10th
birthday. Sorry.
OK, sorry, what? What movie was number one on

(31:13):
your 10th birthday? That's how your year's gonna go.
Well, mine was Charlie Chaplin'sThe Tramp, so.
Absolute power. Absolute power.
The number one movie. Oh sweet Empire Strikes Back.
Great. I'm gonna lose an arm.
Ten wins. Fuck, so it's just 10 years?

(31:38):
It would be Titanic, but apparently absolute power
starring Clint Eastwood. Absolute power.
Wow, never saw that movie. February 24th, 1997.
Lindsay's gonna cut everybody off.
She's gonna end everybody with their absolute power.
Sure. Yeah.

(32:00):
But you know what? In 1980, we also had Nine to
Five. That was a good movie, stir
crazy good movie. Kramer versus Kramer, Airplane
and Friday the 13th, None of those are looking good.
I don't think I've seen any of those movies.
I think Friday the 13th is a good one if you're the final
girl. Right.
Yeah. What about airplane?

(32:22):
Airplane's great. Oh, if you got that, you win for
sure. Right.
Almost as funny as Twilight. All right, let's go over to a
cup of Tina chat. Bean had a lot of plans.
Donna put him in a lot of parties and a lot of things
going on this week and he prayedto get out of them and his
prayers were answered. And the reason we got out of it,

(32:42):
and I'm not a person, you know, I'm not a religious person.
I'm not a big believer. And a man upstairs pulled in the
strings, right? But I feel like there was some
divine intervention because it was not looking like I had a way
out of that dinner that I did not want to go to until around
3:00 on the afternoon of. Day of.
But it was a legit cancellation.It was not an excuse because I

(33:06):
walked into the little pantry off of the kitchen and I saw a
leak coming out of the ceiling. I saw water not pouring out, but
leaking multiple times per minute.
It was not a slow leak. It was probably 6 strips a
minute coming out of the ceiling.
So we looked at that and evaluated it and said we can't

(33:27):
really go out tonight not knowing where else this may be
leaking, can't leave the house and then come back and find out
that the ceiling has collapsed. Who knows what's going to happen
here. So we got out of that.
I was really happy about that. Now we still have one more on
the calendar and that is this Saturday night.
I told you we have 6 people coming over for dinner at my
house, which is going to be muchharder to get out of.

(33:47):
Come on, dead body in the pantry.
That's what I'm looking for. Looking for some.
I'll make one if I have to. Isn't Bean is praying for
property damage to get out of a dinner party?
That is insane to me. He'd rather pay and the leak was
it. He's worried the leak was in the

(34:07):
flooring and the ceiling would collapse.
He's the only person I know thatwould pray for a major
renovation over going out to dinner.
Yeah, that makes sense. Sounds like bean.
No one else. Nope.
All right, we got to talk about Allie and the old man in the

(34:29):
grocery store. This was probably the weirdest
part of the week, but let's giveit a listen.
I walked by this old man and I see him kind of struggling to
reach for a bag in his cart. He's probably in his 80s.
And I see him kind of strugglingand I'm like, oh, should you
help him? OK, No, don't help him.

(34:51):
He's got dignity. He doesn't need your help.
So I went down the next aisle and then I just started welling
up and I in my head was like, this man, he doesn't have anyone
to help him. Oh my God, he's struggling.
Go help him. So I did turn around and I went
back and he now had the bags that he was looking for in the
front of his cart and he was walking so slow.

(35:15):
Bean, I just thought it's going to take him hours.
How does he not have someone to help him shop?
So you come up behind this old man and you just kick him in the
ass and you're like, beat it, old man.
Edwin, how come you didn't tell us you ran into Ally at the
grocery store? I was stalking Helen.

(35:35):
I was violating the restraining order.
I had to keep it on the down low.
The quitters never give up microphones.
We're there to interview the oldman.
Here's what he said. I can just about walk.
I can't hold a walk. I can't see too far and I can't
hear too good. Oh shit.

(35:56):
And it was, it was funny up until then.
And then it got really kind of existential and sad.
I don't know how to explain it, but let me let's go into that.
I then finished up my stuff, butI was welling up the whole time
I was shopping and I'm like, don't cry in Hanford, don't cry
in Hanford. Don't wait till you get in your
car like a normal human being. That's where you cry, ladies, am

(36:19):
I right? Who's crying in your car?
Every lady listening just raisedtheir hand.
So I get in my car and I start sobbing mean, and now I'm going
to cry again because what did I think?
I thought, you're going to be that old man.
You don't have kids, you don't have people.
Once my parents are gone being Idon't have anyone, I don't have

(36:43):
anyone to take care of me and take me shopping and do all that
and it just fucking wrecked me. I am so perimenopausal.
I don't have kids. I don't know what to do.
I'm going to be all alone. It sucks.
Back to you. But at least you've got Buddy I.
Don't know Bunny, I keep Bunny. I forgot.

(37:05):
He's buried in a shallow grave in Vermont.
I forgot. Oh.
Shit, yeah, that got dark. It got dark really fast.
Where the where all the yucks at?
It's. Funny.
I think it's funny. It's so relatable.
Yes and no. We're going to be at the we're

(37:26):
going to be at the whatever, Sandals or Parks and Caicos,
parting with all the old people,having fun, not worrying about
kids or nothing like that. It's going to be a super party.
Right up until you can't, like, lift something up at the grocery
store. Until you fall and can't get up.
Yeah, exactly. Hey, can I get the breaking news

(37:46):
bulletin? And now, breaking news Born the.
Number one movie, 10 years afterI was born, The Poseidon
Adventure. I'm not sure what the heck that
means for me. I'm going down or something.
Right. I think it means that you're

(38:07):
gonna, you know, showcase your swimming skills from when you
were an Olympic diver or whatever Shelby Winters was.
That's the only part of the movie I remember.
She was. You remember that movie,
Lindsay? Do you remember that movie?
Yes. Do I remember that movie?
Yeah, no. OK, Edwin, you remember the part

(38:29):
I'm talking about or am I alone?I'm alone.
No, no, no. Shelley Winters was by this time
she was an older actress, littlebit, shall we say, Zaftig.
And the point was she was an Olympic swimmer and she was
supposed to jump into the water.She swam and she died.
It was so sad. It's a great movie though.

(38:52):
Lindsay. But Shirley.
Winters. Night don't understand.
I don't even know who any of those people are.
I'm doing that freaking Bob Hopebit that they used to do on
Kevin and Bean. I want to tell you that Shirley
Winters. What?
Who? OK.

(39:13):
All right. Yeah, move.
On. The Recite an Adventure is a
movie about a cruise ship. No, no, don't explain it.
Flipped over. Move on.
Flipped over because of a tidal wave, and there's like 10
survivors and they get picked off 1 by 1.
And Shelley Winters is an older woman, little portly, like Edwin
was saying, and she's kind of the one that they have to help

(39:37):
every way. She's actually, I think,
responsible for five of their deaths.
And so she feels bad during the whole movie, and someone gets
caught underwater and she startssaying that how she was when she
was in high school or college, she was an Olympic swimmer.
And so she can get through and get and save the day.
So she dives in, saves the day, dies.

(39:57):
And it was just hilarious to me.I don't know why.
Much like, you know, being laughing at the old man getting
kicked in the ass. It was just hilarious.
Yeah, that was me. All right.
Chris explains the movies movingon.
Anyhow, that made me think of how we would solve Ali's

(40:19):
problem. Are, you know, are we just going
to assign Lindsay for when she dies?
Am I going to just move out to for when she gets old?
Sorry, I was thinking to Shelby Winters.
Are we just going to assign Lindsay to go out there and help
her because she's young? No, I have the solution.

(40:40):
Here's the solution. Open the peas.
I got an answer for you. What's that?
Open the peas. I got an answer for you.
Open the peas. I got an answer for you.
Show them that you love them. Shove them in the oven stick.
Them in the freeze? We're gonna hack them, whack
them T-bone and stack them on the BBQ rack.

(41:03):
Them talking Steve McQueen with.Right.
We went from eating all the old people to crying in grocery
stores. I don't understand.
Life has turned out I, I Yeah. But that's a good plan, I think.
Put Ellie on the BBQ once she hits like, you know, 70 or
something. I don't know.
I don't know how it's going to. Work, Lindsay.

(41:23):
They can't see your face scrunching up on the podcast.
I'm with Lindsay. I just can't scrunch my face
though. They don't need to.
OK, moving on. Come on.
Moving on. Well, that's the podcast Roundup
B. OPLE.
It's gotta beat all the old people.
A tasty treat. With.

(41:44):
Talking to Eat Well, You have a great version of this,
Christopher. Very clear.
Come. On Edwin, please land this boat.
It's on YouTube. No wait, I gotta ask Bing how
this went. Did you like this being?
Not even a little bit. No.
None, zero, don't care. No, sorry Bing.
Anyhow, moving on to Edwin. Press.

(42:06):
The button, my friend send me back into time.
Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he'sa funny man.
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny man. It's a new day, you.
Can't have the power feature presentation 114.

(42:33):
She once put a flute in my butt.Whoa, can't wait for that story.
I'm doing the week that was March 24th to 2820.
Fourteen now. Christopher just can't wait.
So we're going to that story first.
I'll let Ralph announce it. Allison Hannigan turns 40 years
old today. How much do we love Alice?
We haven't talked or seen her ina while, have we?

(42:54):
She's busy having kids and beingon television and everything.
She used to love us back in the good old days.
Yeah, she wants to put a flute in my butt.
Do you remember that in your butt?
Yeah, I thought that was in bandcamp.
Yeah, no, but we had, we had, wehad breakfast with the American
podcast. I do, yes, yes, yes.
She brought her flute along withher.
That's right. And there's a picture of me, her
sticking her flute in my butt. I think the last time we had

(43:15):
Allison on the show was when Bigsie was here.
Remember she called in or something.
Because she was very pregnant atthe time, that's right.
And she couldn't make. It in well, we miss her and we
love her, yes. I knew Allison Hannigan was a
great actress, but I didn't knowthat story.
I went on the archive and actually found that episode of
the show so pretty good. Ralph can really play that

(43:45):
flute. I'd have Christopher.
Eddie, what's wrong with you? I know I've been hanging out
with Christopher too much. Now I hear a story.
I'm like, oh, Christopher would love this.
Let's go to something a little bit nicer.
Dancing with the Stars was on. There was a star named Cody
Simpson. He was a little teen heartthrob.

(44:07):
And Bean had on the girl named Lee.
I think her parents must listen to the show, but I really found
her charming. And Bean was actually pretty
good even though he hates kids. And we got a very irate e-mail
from a Kevin B listener named Leah, an 11 year old 6th grader
who wrote in and said that Cody Simpson is her favorite.
Like she loves him. She's met him a bunch of times,
seen him in concert. He's a great, great entertainer

(44:29):
and a great example and great athlete and just agreed
everything. And she was so excited and she
was outraged that we didn't knowwho Cody Simpson was.
And we spoke with Leah at the time and seemed like a good fit.
And we said, Leah, when he's on Dancing with the Stars, as he is
now, you give us a call back andbe our correspondent.
And that's exactly what we're doing.
Yeah, so she called in, and she gave a defensive Cody.

(44:51):
She was a fan. Very funny.
And here's the part where he didthe tango in honor of his
parents, and it gave all the girls in the audience the field.
I want to remind everybody at home, these dances you guys
performed are because this is because this is what you wanted,
like when you first came on the show.
So tell us why. Why the tango?

(45:11):
Well, I saw a video of my parents dancing to the tango at
their wedding and I thought, whynot make them proud?
I guess, you know, listen to Erin Andrews.
Doesn't it just sound like he could take her right there on
the on the dance floor if he wanted to?
Leah. Yeah, I thought that was really
sweet that he did that. It was sweet being a little bit

(45:31):
creepy. And what I'm going to do is cut
in an app roll call they got thenext day.
Wow, you. Guys.
Are so much creepier when your collar is an 11 year old girl.
Yeah, being don't talk about nailing her to an 11 year old.
Let's go back to Leah. I kind of like her.

(45:52):
She's got a little bit of spirithere fighting for Cody Simpson.
Well, I knew he was going to be eliminated.
Wow, look at your level of confidence.
Even though they were just getting ready to announce it,
you had no question that he was going to be able to stay.
No, yeah. OK, Anything else you want to
tell us about it? Because you, because we haven't
really been watching. You've been watching the whole
thing. What do you what do you want us

(46:12):
to know? I don't know if you heard, but
James Maslow wanted he's like hedid a dance move and then he
said, can Cody do that? And he was challenging us and he
and he only has 2,000,000 followers on Twitter and Cody
has 6,000,000. Well then, James Maslow doesn't
deserve to live, right? Why is that guy even allowed on

(46:35):
the Earth if he's only got 2 million Twitter followers?
He's going to get big time crushed, first of all.
No, you did. It's a smackdown between the guy
from Big Time Rush and Cody Simpson.
It's on. All right, Cody.
Well, I I hope you're, you and the other Cody fans are going to
spread the word at school. You're going to get the word out
and make everybody vote for Codyso he can stick around on the
show. OK.

(46:57):
Yeah, I I've already done that. OK.
All right, Leah, listen, it's good to catch up with you again.
You tell your folks we said hi and thanks a lot for coming on
the Kevin Amin Show, OK. OK.
Thank you. Have fun at school, talk to you
soon. Bye bye.
Good job Liam. That's that.
She called like 30 times to votefor Cody that week.
Nice. You know, her letter was read on

(47:20):
the week that you were in Hawaiiand I was almost going to play
that clip. So if you want me to, you can
use bulletin. I can play that letter because
that was fucking hilarious. Well, we can make that a bonus
feature at the end. All right, I'll put it at the
end. Let's move on.
We're doing Captain America. The Winter Soldier was coming

(47:42):
out and they were giving away tickets, so they did a contest.
You want to go. See the Captain America movie.
If you get it right, then you will.

(48:16):
Win Omar is back, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah. Oh, nice that they had their.
Can we have the ladies play thisgame?
Yes, we can. I cut it down to two questions.
I did the easiest 1, so hopefully they're going to do
it. Oh no, but let's continue.
Let's pick it up here. Ralph, your first contestant, is
our man Eddie. He's on line 1.

(48:37):
Eddie, here's your question. This Marvel Comics superhero
originally came to Earth as a spy for the Cree Empire.
Captain America. Captain Universe.
Let's pick up see how you did. Oh my God.
Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel it is.

(48:57):
Well done, Sir. How about that you're going to
the film Captain America Winter Soldier?
He when he said it was a crease by come on guys, it's so easy,
sheesh. Yeah, sorry.
Let's. See, I think I got a that's.
The one Brie Larson played in, right?
Yes, but she was the female version because the original

(49:18):
version was a guy that came fromit was from the Cree Nation.
And then Bree, Bree Larson's character, Carol Danvers, wound
up being taking over the mantle as Captain America, Right,
Edwin? Exactly.
OK, here's this one is so easy. It's kind of common parlance.
You guys might be able to get it.

(49:39):
All right, Chris, here's your question.
Billy Batson becomes this superhero when he says the magic
word. Shazam shit.
I thought the guy's name was just Shazam.
Captain Planet Captain. Planet.
Captain El Dorado Captain El Dorado, One of the most famous
superheroes in the world. Captain Marvel, Captain Marvel's

(50:02):
What we were looking for. Is there even a Captain El
Dorado? No, there's not as.
Far as I know. But there's the.
Captain Marvel from the Marvel world.
There's a Captain Marvel from the DC world.
That's why it was sort of a trick question.
Yeah, that's what is confusing you girls.
There's a Captain Marvel in Marvel Comics and a Captain
Marvel in DC. Yeah, I think a lot of people
think he's Shazam so. Yeah, Jen should get half credit

(50:24):
because after the lawsuit they couldn't use Captain Marvel in
DC, so it had to be under the name Shazam.
You don't have to tell Jen. But I mean, the game is named
the captain. Wait, Sir, what did you think
about that theme song that Omar did?
I am. So excited.
I think I'm going to. Explode.

(50:45):
Agreed SpongeBob. We all were excited to hear
SpongeBob on Kevin MP. Let's go to Howie Mandel came on
the show. He was doing a new show and he
keeps trying to get his son in law's record on the show.
And this is just like me and Christopher trying to get being
on our show. Watch Ellie handles people that

(51:05):
he doesn't want to talk to. And then finally the guy came
out to Jerry's Delicatessen in the Valley, He said, and he
played it with me at a table. And I said, this is kind of
intriguing and but I don't thinkI want to do it.
I went home and my wife said, why are you saying no?
And I said, because it's going to, you know, just hurt my
career. And she said, what career you're
at home? Go to work and.
And she sent me out to do it andit was the best decision and it

(51:29):
kind of catapulted me. And then what happened is with
the success of that show, I negotiated a contract to have a
a production company. And since that time, I've been
producing my own show, shows I'min shows I don't, you know, the
deal with it is one of my productions.
And I've done a bunch of shows and I have a lot of shows that

(51:50):
I'm not hosting and I'm not partof.
And it's really you're. Seacresting it now.
I am seeing, yeah. That could be a.
We could use that as a verb though, right?
Yes, I am and you know, I'm ableto to employ not only myself,
but other people and employ ideas.
In fact, I employed and this is crazy.
I know your your your producer here is going to kill me for

(52:12):
this, but my my son-in-law does the music for all my shows, but
he's also he's got this. He's Doc Hollywood, who's he had
a he had a hit called We Run LA.You know he does.
He does your word for it. No, he does and he does music
and he's got his new song out and they're playing it on other
radio stations. And I brought it in today.
I said, can you play my son-in-law song?

(52:32):
And he looked at me like, I don't know the program director
and I go, but I showed up in person.
Nobody else is here. You got it.
At least when I leave. Play it once.
I'm telling you your listeners will love it.
It's his new. It's going to be a new hit and
it's called Palm Beach, a Palm Springs Beach house.
Whatever it's called, how he couldn't lie about his own son's

(52:53):
music. How he doesn't?
Lie, I've learned. Are they?
Are we gonna get? How he doesn't lie.
We've heard that. Hey, Howie.
That's a no. Dealer, no deal was ignoring me
beyond a sensation. Person was beyond a sensation,
though. I mean, even you had to, even
though you liked it at the deli,you had to be amazed at how big
that show got. Yeah.
Hey, Howie, we know what that's like.

(53:15):
He just ignores it. Plows right ahead.
Sorry, Howie. All it needed was a senor no
style key and it would have beenus.
Now this was at the very end of the segment actually Howie my
dad was on like 3 segments I think.
So this was when he was leaving.He tries again.
Got to give him a for effort on this.

(53:36):
Howie, was it worth your time todrive down here to spend this
time with us here today? It really was my son in Palm
Beach Beach Palm Springs Beach House.
You can't say it. Palm Beach, no.
Palm Beach phone and request it maybe?
You've got to learn the name of that damn song, Howie.
That's all the brand. New Palm Beach beach house doc
Hollywood go to go to doc Hollywood and he didn't run it

(53:59):
late the big. We, we love you, Howie.
Good luck with the show. Thanks so much for coming.
Let's do it again. Yeah, let's do it again.
How we. So Can you imagine somebody
getting a name wrong so much? Christopher, what's the name of
Beat Kevin's new podcast? The 3/4 Human podcast with.
Courtney, you ruined my whole joke, damn it.

(54:22):
I've been practicing because Lindsay's been all my shit, like
the whole fucking time. Just you got a kid, get it
right. That or how many different names
that I have for the Kevin and Bean Social Club right when we
first went on the. Or Kevin naming his favorite
movie. And that too, yeah.
Or even our own podcast. That one too.

(54:42):
That's true. Let's go to a celebrity
birthday, Leonard. Wait, wait.
Did you listen to the Doc Hollywood song?
It is awful it I you. Told me it's awful it is, so I
didn't need to. Here we.
Go we alone in my bed she broke the freak out took a blanket
outside we about to sleep out patron in my cup I'm about to PO

(55:05):
MO got three women coming. I'm texting PO MO.
We just kicking it like a Dojo. Can somebody tell me her name
because I don't know I just knowI met her at Coachella and she
told me she ready for whatever baby girl can't even keep her
head up. I wish that tonight would last

(55:26):
forever. I'm sorry Bean, but you made.
I'm sorry Howie, but Bean made the right choice.
You could almost superimpose sayit ain't so over that.

(55:49):
It's just that I was thinking. I'm.
Pretty sure that he just ripped them off, yeah.
Yeah, pretty sure that's that's where they.
Got so kids don't listen to PalmBrings speech House, right?
We do not recommend it. Yeah.
Next up we have a celebrity birthday loved by the Kevin and
Bean Show. The Mr. Spock himself, the

(56:09):
legendary Leonard Nimoy, celebrates his 83rd birthday
today. Reminds me of that time when
we're talking to Leonard about his book of plus sized nude
women he was shooting. He's a very avid photographer
and he had a book released, a hardback book of coffee table
book of artistic nudes featuringlarge women in order to show

(56:32):
that they are sexual beings and to capture their beauty on film.
I remember Kevin being very sensitive to the issue.
I didn't know if I would do her justice.
I didn't want to make fun of her.
I didn't want to recure her in any way.
I wanted to do her justice and do a decent job.
Didn't know if you had a wide enough angle lens.
Oh, stop it, Kevin. What was that?
Yeah, Kevin always got his ass kicked by Mr. Spock.

(56:52):
He. Did, and rightfully so, by him.
The Vulcan neck pinch and Kevin went let it roll, falling down.
A little bit rude, but it did lead to one of the great drops
of all time. They used that.
What was that drop? For years they were going to
remake Indiana Jones and recast it so replace Harrison Ford and
this led to another fantastic moment with.

(57:14):
I do know that there was not a lot of interest or affection for
the young Indiana Jones TV series.
I do know that. Listen, Ford is Indiana Jones.
The two are inseparable. You can't.
You can't make one go away and keep the other one going.
Just let it go. Just let it go.
I'm saying just let the franchise go.
Let it stand alone, let it be. Start something else that is new

(57:34):
that we will love and we'll follow that franchise for a
while. Write anything good just.
Start something new. No, no we can't I.
Think it's a great idea? I do think.
It's a great idea. It's a horrible idea.
I think they should do it. Who are they talking about this
week? Who is the the Bradley Cooper?
Bradley Cooper for Indiana Jones?
Why not? Horrible idea.

(57:55):
That's a terrible idea. Thank you, Charles.
I don't know, Tatum Channing, I would watch that.
How about shading Tatum that guywith?
You 2 let's Kevin get back. He's right here.
What are you kidding me? He sit in this chair with me.
He just said Tating Cannon. Yes, he.

(58:15):
Did ever since she did that. I have so much trouble saying
the name right now. Let's just fall for having two
last names. Yeah, that's me.
Come on, who names the kid Channing the.
Hell. Yeah, a rare moment of Lisa
having a moment with They were giving away tickets to April
Foolishness and they did a really good bit called Rodney

(58:35):
the Joke Machine. They say the joke and Rodney
gives a punch line. What'd the tree say to Sonny
Bono? Oh, that's not funny.
I knew Sonny Bono. He's a friend of mine.
I got you, babe. That's exactly it.
I got you, babe. He knew.

(59:00):
That one, Rodney, Yeah. How did he accidentally come up
with one? Drew that guy I.
Like Sonny Bono. The guy was too smart for his
own good. Oh man, I still remember that
clip. I still want that clip with the
Sonny Bono giving the promo and they have him crash into a tree.
Yeah, in the good old days, the dark days of Kevin and Bean,

(59:22):
right. Let's go to the showbiz beat, or
I'm sorry, the the movie beat. It was Friday and Ralph was just
on a roll the way he was doing the movies coming out that
weekend. It is, in fact, a film biography
of the legendary civil rights activist and labor organizer
Cesar Chavez. Michael Pena stars in the film

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along with Gabriel Mann and Rosario Dawson.
Here's some clips from the trailer of Cesar Chavez.
We have a loss to protect us here.
What if something happened to us?
What if the boycott there and noloss?
To stop us what? Would happen to the kids.
This is about being a man. What are you?
Doing I'm standing. Up to somebody asked you for
seven. This is the moment.

(01:00:04):
Cesar, this is what we came hereto do.
You can't oppress someone who's not afraid anymore.
Why are we afraid of Cesar Chavez?
Now we can't oppress them anymore.
And now what? We're going to do?
And now they're going to rise upand stop picking our lettuce.

(01:00:25):
Sabotage a spoiler. Alert by the way.
Sabotage, sabotage, sabotage Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in
Sabotage opens up this weekend Sam Worthington turns Howard and
Olivia Williams are along for the ride.
Arnold Schwarzenegger plays the member of an elite DEA task
force who made the poor choice of robbing a drug cartel safe
house. Now they find themselves being

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taken out one by one, their families and even their own
lives threatened by this cartel.Arnold Schwarzenegger is the
head of the DEA task force, as Imentioned, and no one in the
film bothers to stop and ask, why are you talking with that
accent? You're you're from America and
you're a DEA agent. In this particular scene from
the film, Arnold is having a little bit of an altercation

(01:01:09):
with the members of his task force.
They're getting a little squirrely because things are
starting to go bad around them and he is trying to explain it
all away. Just let it go.
It's a goddamn money. Please let let it go.
All right? Yeah.
It's an occupational hazard whenyou fight the cartels.
Oh, really? You're shooting the other feds,
getting smoked. It could happen to anyone, boss.

(01:01:32):
You believe that, Chief? Is that just your spit?
In case this place is bugged always.
A zoom and someone is listening.They're going to fight you, boss
brother. Anyone could do with a can tell.
I've not been paying attention to the press on this film.
Is it? And this is a sincere question.

(01:01:52):
Is it a comedy? No.
It's not no. Oh.
Now the members of the can tell.I love.
That just an. American D you It's the way all
is here in America. When we Americans fight, the can
tell. I'm just wondering why he's
yelling like that. Why is?
K tell they have sold records in30 years.

(01:02:14):
I love when Ralph does his Arnold Schwarzenegger
impression. The Cattells.
Now here's the interesting thing.
Kevin auditioned for a little bit part in this and he was in
that scene. If you go to the extras you can
watch it and I pulled that clip for you.
Just let it go, huh? It's a goddamn money.

(01:02:35):
Just let, let it go, all right? Just let it go.
It's an occupational hazard whenyou fight the cartels.
Oh. Really.
Well, they should have kept you in, Kevin.
I thought you did a great job there that.
Fit. Yeah.
OK, March 26th was Reba Mcentire's birthday.

(01:02:56):
She's famous because Lisa May was on her show.
Why didn't Lisa do more on screen stuff?
Geez, you're so good. And so they tracked down that
clip. And Lisa's old Co star Reba
McEntire from the TV series Rebaof course, where Lisa and Reba
played mix mix match roommates. Remember 1 was really sloppy and
1 was really neat. No, they tried to.
That's the. Together odd couple, but we did

(01:03:18):
have a a Kevin Amin listener. I think Richard found the clip
on YouTube that we were looking for.
Ralph. Oh my goodness of Lisa.
You want to set up the scene forus before we hear your big line,
Lisa? Well, Reba is divorced from her
husband. Her husband is remarrying a
younger. Woman, of course, that must make
Reba crazy. Reba doesn't want to go to the
wedding, but she has to go therebecause she there's something
she had to bring. And potato.

(01:03:39):
Salad there was, there was. She stepped on the dress of the
girl and it ripped and so she had to sew up and she ended up
sewing it to her pants. When this bride walks down the
aisle, Reba is behind her with the veil sewn to her.
Pants and I. Am in the congregation, you
know, and I look around and I see Reba behind this new wife.

(01:04:02):
Here's Lisa from the Reba Show. Then it's the ex-wife.
Talk about not being able to letgo, gentlemen.
For your consideration. Thank you.
Lease alert on Reba. Keep those checks coming.
Yeah, they asked her. She'd said she'd get a check for
like $6 every once in a while still for that show.

(01:04:25):
I thought it was like 60 cents or something, she said.
She said sometimes it was $6, sometimes it was $0.80.
Yeah. I don't know how that works.
I'd like to get some mailbox money, but I didn't do a great
job like that. And of course we all love Lisa
Mace. We think she is so talented.
Oh yes we do, we do, we love her.

(01:04:45):
Eddie if came on the show because he was going to be on
April Foolishness. This was interesting.
I had forgotten all about this. He almost was part of the Kevin
and Bean show. What's going on?
Have you met her good friend Eddie Ifft, who's sitting in
with us here? You may.
Forget as as want as want to happen here on the Kevin Bean
show, but I'm the man responsible for bringing Eddie
IFFT onto this show. No.

(01:05:07):
Yeah, yeah, that's how it happened.
Why did you do that to us? Because I met Eddie and loved
Eddie and I thought he was hilarious and he came in to be
our sports guy. But now we can't get rid of him.
And I don't have to do sports, thank God.
And then he came back and was his his funny self.
It's funny that he loved him andwe're using him.

(01:05:27):
And now he's, he's in April foolishness and he's a regular
on the show. And yes, you're welcome, you're
welcome, you're welcome. And I'm now an Eagles fan, One
of those. Eagles What I like is that Eddie
came in to audition for sports and it went so well that the
boss said, you know, you guys don't need a sports guy.
That's what I like. Those are options.

(01:05:48):
Then we go without sports then, just to make sure that nothing
like that ever happens again. Story of my life, yeah.
So close, Eddie. Ift, me and Christopher, we're
talking. We always get him confused with
the other Eddie. Yeah, because there's another
Eddie. That was on April.
Foolishness, too. We have a problem with those
eddies. Yeah, I never remember who he

(01:06:08):
is. I think he's, I think he's like
Tim mentioned or something. So I think he has an accent is
all is always what I think. I think he always has an accent.
That's the other guy that we always get him confused with.
Well, we'll figure this out. Eddie Izzard.
Eddie Izzard's. One of them, yeah.
Thank you, Eddie IFT, Eddie Izzard.
So it's understandable. Eddie Miller.

(01:06:28):
And that's it for the week. That was a bean.
What did you think about that fart flute joke I made?
That was the best thing that's been on this show this year.
Totally agree. OK, back to you, Steve all.
Right, thank you. Thank you.
I do have some Leonard Nimoy quotes for us and the podcast.
He's giving us some feedback on today's show.

(01:06:50):
Each of us must at some time confront the grim reality of
growing old. Steadily.
Millions of killer bees are swarming northward toward the
United States. We have no way to stop the
tornado. We can only try to cope with it.
Giant tremors can still strike suddenly and without warning the
violent forces of the Earth. And the sea.
May combine, sending a tidal wave speeding.

(01:07:12):
Toward our populated shores. A bit of DNA spliced into a
harmless bacterium could create a deadly germ.
If this shark is capable of committing such savagery on
large animals, 1 shudders at what it can do to man.
If the vast ocean could be pulled toward the beckoning
moon, could we also be at the mercy of her gravity?
A sudden gust of wind in a closed room and unearthly cry in

(01:07:36):
the dead of night. These are physical examples of a
ghost reliving its final momentsas a human.
Given the very real possibility of a catastrophic event, will we
be given time to react when the killer bees will arrive and
exactly how they will behave when they get?
Here we don't know. But even if we achieve suspended
animation, we may not be able todeal with the unknown

(01:07:58):
consequences of frozen immortality.
Try as we might to hide the fact, our wrinkling, sagging and
loss of strength tell us undeniably.
That we are aging. True.
Excellent. My which Leonard Niboy did you
watch this week? Yeah, jeez.

(01:08:18):
That that popped up on on one ofthe Tik Toks or reels I was
watching this week and I pulled it just because I know they
talked about them this week and they I was gonna chop it up, but
I didn't get to. But all right, what's hilarious
to me is how much Eddie laughs and how much Lindsay looks
annoyed and how Jen's just like,what the fuck's going on?

(01:08:41):
Say goodbye, Christopher. Goodbye, Christopher.
So what happened with the old man?
Oh wait. Oh, oh, sausage.
Did you at least keep an eye on him to make sure he got through
the lineup? I have my own problems Bean or
you're not listening big fresh. Open the beat, ears, I got an

(01:09:06):
answer for you. Open up your ears, I got an
answer for you. Open up your ears, I got an
answer for you. And of course, Cody Simpson, who
we all mocked saying who the heck is Cody Simpson?

(01:09:30):
Well I I stand corrected a real if I could just read this e-mail
really quickly from Leah. Dear Kevin, Ralph and Bean, I
woke up to the great news that Cody Simpson's going to be on
Dancing with the Stars. Then you ruined it by saying who
is Cody Simpson? Are you kidding me, Who is Cody
Simpson? Three question marks.
I have met Cody 9 times and in concert I've seen him five

(01:09:52):
times. He is like the greatest pop star
in the whole wide world. He's a great example.
He's a great. Athlete.
What's that based on? By the way?
Is he a Paralympian? I don't.
Believe so. I have every build-a-bear he has
ever come out with. Why is he coming out with
build-a-bear? I'm not sure.
Maybe he works at the build-a-bear.

(01:10:14):
I think he works at the one at the Grove.
And you said he's a singer, right?
I have all his CDs and book and by all the magazines he's on.
He has perfect hair, a perfect smile, a perfect body, the
perfect voice and he's the best dancer.
He's gorgeous. How, How dare you?
You have angered all the simpsonizers and the angels.
Who are the angels? I'm guessing the ones who look

(01:10:35):
over the Simpsonizers. We have to talk to Leah, We have
to talk to our show. Please, I love the showbiz news
but this is just wrong. Please read your facts.
But we need to set it up before middle school starts for her.
Right. Please listen to Wish You Were
Here or maybe even play it on the air so everyone will become
a Simpsonizer. We'll do that when Leah comes on
tomorrow. We'll play a little bit of Wish

(01:10:57):
You Were Here as well. I wanted to see what we were
missing, so I brought, I had a beer mug, dig up a couple Cody
Simpson clips. Fantastic.
When we hear his music, we're going to say, oh, of course.
How do we not remember these smash hits we missed from Cody
Simpson? All right, When he was building
his bear, sure he was releasing these songs.
With his perfect hair, his perfect body and his perfect
voice, he's a great athlete. He is a great athlete and he's a
great athlete and a great example.

(01:11:18):
The 1st. Clip This is All Day song called
All Day from Cody Simon. This young girl, she's so cute,
you every time I see her wear a fresh pair of shoes 'cause this
young girl, she's such a killer.Can't wait till I have it.
Almost spend half a Miller. Oh, come on.
That. Happened.
I apologize to the Icelanders now after she's such a killer.

(01:11:44):
I spend half a Miller. Doesn't that sound like every
song on amp radio? Yes, though I mean it.
Doesn't sound any better. This is when he grew as an
artist and he released Pretty Brown Eyes.
Sure. Wow.
Oh. This is another.
The next song is called Pretty Brown Play.
More than one. Oh yeah.

(01:12:06):
Yeah, there you go. Here's your Cody Simpson.
Now can they promise he won't sing on dancing?
With the stars, basically he's going to sing.
How do you not have? How do you have Cody Simpson on
not have him sing? You heard that song?
Because the Simpsonizers will befurious.
That's the guy that Leah was so upset that we didn't know who he
was. Why would Leah?
Why would we know who that guy is?
Because he's a great athlete. I just love these.

(01:12:29):
He's a great example. Great example.
Of of we don't know what. Bear Building.
Of nine build a bears exactly. Distinguishable from his music
to Bieber or any of the other Boston Mahone or any of those,
any of the same. No.
Douche bags. Leah, seriously, we're doing you
a favor. Snap out of it, girl.

(01:12:49):
You're going to grow up one day and you're going to regret all
of what you said about Cody Sibson today.
Mr. Wizard, Ticketmaster.