Episode 188 - Guess Who's Back

A hard game gone wrong, booing Justin Bieber, selling plasmas, a missing armadillo, and the return of Kevdogg on KROQ!!!!!!!!

Episode Transcript

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Riddle Well, I didn't think you had it in you.
I'm your huckleberry. Gather around, boys and girls,
and listen. You know that Shrek Fest is a
special time each year. Kevin, what happened?

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To the Arpitillo. Was the story about sunshine on
a vagina? Were those words used in the
story? Yes.
Then mission accomplished. Oh my God, is it really that
big? Hey, look everybody, Quitters

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never give up. Go ahead repping for all of
Quitters Never give up. Check off Christopher, check off
Jen Pastorini, check off Lindsay.
Hello, Drew. The great Ed Wynn, ladies and
gentlemen. I love him so much because I
said quitters never give up. And he said that's all they do.
All right, this is weird. This is super weird.
I got to be honest. This is incredibly weird.

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Indeed, Kevin, it has been a very, very weird, strange week.
Lots of things to go over and discuss, but we'll save that for
the podcast roundup. This is Quitters Never Give Up
episode 188. Let's go ahead and say hi to the
quitters. Ally.
Hooters. Hooters, I wish Edwin's favorite

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right. There you go, Edwin.
How you doing, Edwin? Good day mates, meet me at
Hooters. They have since gone bankrupt.
Oh, I'm behind. You're behind the Hooters.
I didn't want to know that. Let's say hello to Lindsay I.
Don't know Lindsay, but she doesn't seem, how can I say this

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quick enough to be able to play the kinds of games you play on
your show? Hi, Nancy.
What kind of games were they? What kind of games were they,
Edwin? Famous captains, but those are
very obscure captains. Well, OK then, hello.

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I'd say hello to Drew. Imagine for a month at the
beginning of your life you were given a human and you were told,
hey Drew, you have one job for the rest of your life you have
to take care of this human. How you doing, Drew?
I'm not doing that. That's that's not happening, no.

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But I'm great. Glad to be here.
Let's say hello to Chen. Why?
Don't you show me what's in the bag, Jennifer.
Fuck off. Pepto Bismol, Ferrero Roches, a
single blue chew and a predatorymarriage certificate.
How you doing, Jen? I.
Love party, people doing good. What's a predatory marriage

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certificate? It was a real I saw that was a
sketch. It was instead of to catch a
predator was to catch a gold digger.
And so this woman shows up to this old age home looking for an
old man and he wasn't there. He didn't exist.
And of course, I'm Christopher. Chris, morning.

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You know, something strange happened to me this morning.
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun
God robes on a pyramid with 1000naked women screaming and
throwing little Pickles at you? No.
Why am I the only person that has that dream?
Why am I the only person dreaming that exactly?

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That's actually from Real Geniuswith Val Kilmer.
RIP. Anyhow.
Oh, let me make the announcementfor the next Teabagger quitters.
Never give up. Meet up.
We're having another movie night.
It'll be Lost boys. It'll be somewhere in the
Pasadena area. We're doing it at Melinda's
house. It'll be May 3rd at 17 O 9:00.

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You got a message just for the address, $10.00 for cover
charge. They're planning on having
Chinese food and snacks. Last night they did a lot of
snacks that were incorporated with Goonies.
It was pretty nice. Yeah, again, outdoor movie,
bring a blanket, get dressed warm, but it might be warmer
that night. And bring drinks to share so we

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can all get fucked up and wake up in the Bush.
That's always the plan, right Edwin?
That's me in a nutshell, yeah. All right, let's move on to the
flashback with no introduction. Here we go.
Hello and welcome to a very special flashback because I'm
going to introduce you now. Flashbacks and no.

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Flashbacks. Let's have.
A look at this. Just play the intro.
Who would like to play a game? That was the hardest game in the
world too. The revenge of the game.
Die harder Electric boogaloo coming next summer.
The hardest game in the world 3Dbe better if we didn't play the

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Yeah. Why are we starting with the
end? I don't end of the outro.
That was the outro. Hey, Mr. Announcer man, Kevin
still at the top of our game, loser.
So a we should fire a beer mug, right?
We're all agreed on that, correct?
Hell yeah. And B, how is the game played
today, Mr. Announcer? Man, we'll be playing you very

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popular songs performed by bandswho will be performing in this
year's Weenie Roast. All you need to do is identify
the song and artist. That sounds easy.
But wait, they'll be backwards. Well, that sounds hard.
Now it's the hardest game in theworld, too.
By Through Legend. All right, Kevin, who's our

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first contestant, please? Hey, Mr. Announcer man, who's
our contestant, please? Thank you for remembering how
the game works. Kevin, it's Richard.
He's from Riverside. He works for Pepsi.
Yum. Hey, Richard, how you doing?
Not so good so far. It was a rest if we've never
done this game before. All right, Richard, if I

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understand correctly, we're going to play a piece of music
for you that is backwards. You have to name it by title and
artist. If you're right, you go into the
drawing. You might just win your way into
the care rack when he rows. Listen out all.
Righty pumped up kicks. Foster people pumped up kicks it

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is. How about that?
Good job. That one's that one.
That was good. Well done, Sir.
Hang on. You're in the drawing.
That one was kind of cool because.
Shut up, Omar. That was good.
That's good. Good.
That's good. That's good.
Richard, I don't even know who you're mocking right now.
Everybody has has worked with metoo long.

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Who's our next contestant, Sir? That's Raphael from Los Angeles.
Hey, Raphael. Hi, Ben.
Good morning. I don't know.
This guy gets. I'll give all of you $1.00.
I hate the game, that's why. All right, well, here's your

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song. That one, yeah.
Pompeii, why don't you shut up while I'm playing the clip?
Rafael, what is the title and artist?
Oh, Pompeybus steel. And, well, we're backup finger.

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Mr. Bean Baxter. That's that is correct.
That's nicely done. All right.
This game does not seem hard at all.
Mr. Announcer. Man, it's easy to play.
It's hard to put on the air, apparently.
Who's next? Kim from Paramount.
She works in an office. It's a he, actually.

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I know. I get it.
All my life, I've gotten it. Kim.
Just go with Kim or something. No, I go with Kim.
That's what I go with. All right, take it easy.
OK. What's going on?
All right, here's your song. Backwards artist and title
please. Safe and sound.

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You're right, this is not the hardest game in the world.
That was Capital City's safe andsound.
This is easy. Hi.
Richard's in the drag. Rafael.
Also Kim, if that's really his name.
We have time for one more contestant.
Who's next? Mr. Announcer Man?
Next up is Sam. He's from Torrance.
He's a server. Hey, Sam.
Hi. What's happening?

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Is that a woman? You're transgendered bastards.
All right, Sam, you know how thegame is played.
If you don't get this, you'll bethe only one who didn't.
Apparently, this game is not hard at all.
Sure. I'm going to be the only one I.
Couldn't do so there you go. So this is Beck loser.

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The neighborhood sweaters on, atleast that was a good guess.
Because they're doing weenie roast.
No, that was that was Beck. Yeah.
I can barely even hear it forward.
If we can get Sam and Kim to switch names, at least we'll
have accomplished something. But that's not the goal here.
Someone wins their way into the sold out Key Rock Weenie Roast
2014 a week from Saturday at theVerizon Wireless Amphitheater.

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Lisa May, who's our winner, please?
Our winners. Richard, Richard.
Richard. Richard, Richard, Richard.
Congratulations. You got tickets to the 4th row.
Thank you very much. Nicely done.
Let's play this again. That was the hardest game in the
world too. The revenge of the game.
Die Harder Electric Boogaloo coming next summer.

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The hardest game in the world 3D.
All right, so that's the only one I brought in because we have
a very special episode today. Nice.
All right, Shall we? Let's shall we do the week there
was and then do the roundup at the end so we could just let's

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just. Do a thing.
Let's just do it now. Do it live.
Week there was. Press the button and send me
back into time. Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he's
a funny man that Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny man. It's a new day.
You can have the Power feature presentation 114.

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It's too much creepy, we can't keep up.
It wasn't meant to be creepy at all.
Being I'm with you, I get the same thing from people.
I don't mean to be creepy at all.
OK, I'm doing the week that was.It's March 31st through April
4th, 2014. Let's start off with one of my
favorite bits. This actually has two of my

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favorite drops that Kevin Bean ever did.
The Juno Awards were given out over the weekend.
I'm sorry, Lisa, what are they called?
Juno, thank you. That applause comes easily these
days. The Juno Awards are Canada's
biggest music award show, and for the fourth straight year in
a row, Justin Bieber won the Juno Fan Choice Award.

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However, the reaction was not similar to his previous three
wins. The entire crowd started hissing
and booing when his name was announced in his home country of
Canada. Love it.
Sadly, Justin was not there to hear their cat calls and jeers.
He was not there to accept the award.
But he did tweet. We won Juno fan choice and 4th

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you in a row. Love to all my believers, thank
you. Love you.
They all booed you. That's awesome that's happening.
Apparently someone named Serena Ryder.
Yes, she's very good. Accepted the songwriter of the
year Juno Award. And when she got up on stage,
she defended Justin, saying I really think that Justin

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Bieber's an amazing musician. He deserved every bit of that
award because he's been working his ass off for his entire life.
He's 8. We need to support how awesome
he is. OK All right, Serena Ryder,
you're on the list. You're on the list.
So we had Lisa's very soulful Juno and the Boo, oh, I love

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that Boo sound effect. They used that for years and
they kind of tapered off on it in later years.
So that's the main reason I brought that clip.
I love that Boo. Let's go on.
The Flaming Lips are kind of a word group and they released a
companion piece to the Dark Sideof the Moon, the Pink Floyd
album. And it was very complicated how

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you listen to it. And this kind of got Ralph mad,
which we all love. We love Mad Ralph.
Flaming Lips have recorded a album that is a complete cover
of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of theMoon.
That seems unnecessary. It's now available as a digital
download. Have they taken the Pink Floyd
version out so we can't hear it anymore?

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No, we can still get the In fact, Wayne Coyne front end for
the Lips says the best way to hear Flaming Side of the Moon as
they're calling their album is to sync it up with Pink Floyd's
album and listen to both of themat the same time.
It's a terrible idea. It's like a lot of work, Wayne,
just to listen to some music. Now, if I could clarify for you
here, because I am a Flaming Eclipse fan.

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They last year released their cover album of Dark Side of the
Moon. OK, so that's how that is
available. You can buy that or stream that.
This new project that has just been announced this week is a
companion album, The Dark Side of the Moon, that is meant to be
played at the exact same time asthe Pink Floyd.
It's supposed to enhance it. No, it doesn't.
Yes, it's supposed to add to it,but it doesn't.
This is from the same band who released an album back in the

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90s that was meant to be played.It was 4 discs and it was meant
to be played on four different CD players at the same time.
You're supposed to start them all at the same time.
That's how you were supposed to listen to that sake.
What? How?
Why are they making me work so hard?
Listen to the music. I don't know.
I honestly don't know. It's a pain in the ass.
Or if you like 4 things, put them all on the same track and
let me hear it. Yes, exactly.

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I got to get 4 CD players going.F you Flaming Lips.
That sounds unnecessary. It's absolutely unnecessary And
why Dark Side of the Moon needs a companion album that's played
at the same time. I have no do I have to watch the
Wizard of Oz while I'm playing both As a matter of fact you do
as a matter of fact that is alsorecommended exhausted just
reading this. I do have a clip it this is come

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on, you can't lose it on the setup a clip of a piece of the
new playlist music that does it does stand alone on Monday, just
Monday right And what's that clip sound like?
How do we play without playing the rock star of the moon
Pictures? Flaming Lips right there, that's

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what. That is, I think they had done
that joke like twice on that show alone.
So being he couldn't even get through the setup.
So Christopher, your musician, what would you think about
getting 4CDS4 CD players and trying to sync it up to an
album? I think that's a pain in the ass
I don't I don't agree with. That do you own one CD player?

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Like Nope, I yeah, 'cause I literally just realized I don't
think I do. Like there's a PlayStation,
that's it. Drew, can you explain to our
younger listeners what ACD player is?
I don't know what that is. It's some kind of hieroglyphic,
I believe. Think of streaming kids.
But you could actually control it you.

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Could what you can control streaming you just pick the song
that you? No, no, no, no, no.
No, keep describing screaming. Screaming.
Screaming. Yeah, I'm gonna be screaming
about streaming. I guess I was thinking of
something else. It was something you couldn't
control. Wait, forget it, kids.

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Looking at Google it wait. Wait wait, I do have a recording
of those 4 displayed at the sametime.
Someone put it in one track here.
Let's play it is. That what's going to happen.
Oh, I didn't know it's going to be that good.

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Now I'm going to do it. Next up, we have a call to David
Hasselhoff. He was doing some kind of online
auction. And so they started wondering,
are you on hard times? Is that why you're auctioning
your stuff off? You guys want to buy something?
Where? Where?
Oh, Woody, that's not. You're not drinking again, are,
are you? It's just a little a little eye

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opener. A little morning eye opener.
Well, you were doing fine. You said it fine.
You sounded. I'm about to get a whole lot
more fine and good spirits as well.
These are good spirits. Yeah.
No, that's not what I mean. I mean, it's good.
Wow, he really goes for it. Why'd you buy something?
Buy something. I don't want to buy any of your

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crap. I have no money.
I Oh, there it is. There it is.
I am. I am this close to getting
thrown off my property. Oh, that's David.
Wasn't just sad. Wasn't Baywatch at one point the
number one TV show in the world?Yeah.
Yeah. Well, didn't that make you a lot
of money? I'm all right.
You're all right. I'm all right.

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OK. Well, this isn't helping David.
I'm going to sell my plasma. Your plasma, your TV, your
blood. Come on, plastic on TV's,
plasmas come on off. You're with me.

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But people don't. People sell their blood when
they're broke. That was where that was coming.
No, no, no, no hand on your streaking too fast.

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There's something else for the auction.
That clip had everything, didn'tit, Christopher?
That's perfect. Bravo.
Drew, can you tell the kids whata plasma TV is?
It's that thing that you watch Netflix on, right?
But. You can't control it like.
You can't get no no controlling.Now I've been waiting for this

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ever since the Shailene Woodley thing came on.
So if you want to put this into calendar for to 2014, here's the
open. Hear about a noise complaint?

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Someone called to complain. That you're not.
Making enough noise. If you don't mind, I would begin
at the beginning. It's a new day, let's get going.
123456 sunshine on my vagina makes me happy.

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That sounds like it could be a Britney Spears title.
Holy bastard. On the phone.
On the phone. And now I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,I'm sorry.
Good. That's the one.
Our feature presentation. So there it was.

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I was waiting for them. The funny thing is, the first
segment after the Montas, they didn't even mention it.
They just like kind of ignored it.
So Ralph, when he came on for his first showbiz beat, he's
like, wait, what? By the way, how did we just
start the whole show and no one paid any attention to creepy
bean singing Sunshine on my Vagina in this morning's

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opening? Did we?
Do we just gloss right over that?
Yes, we did. Yeah, yeah.
That we just glossed. Yeah.
It's too much creepy. We can't keep up.
It wasn't. Meant to be creepy at all.
It was just it was a can you play it, please?
Yes, it was a comment obviously on the story about Shane Woodley
that you guys did when I was on vacation.
I wasn't here for that chalene, right?

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So I just, I put it together when I came back on vacation,
figuring that story would eventually come back up again
and I'd have it and then we never talked about it again.
So let's hear it. Sunshine on my vagina.
Makes me happy. Come on.
That happened. Was the story about sunshine on

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a vagina? Were those words used in the
story? Yes.
Then mission accomplished. It's not about.
It's not about the facts of the story.
I like mission accomplished. What was happening?
The delivery system. I think so.
Good. Thank you.
Thank you. A random person.
It is so good. Yeah, I guess when you get kind

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of used to being sometimes you don't even notice the creepy
things he does. I love how he cleared his throat
before the clip as if he was going to do it live.
He's, he's into his part, you know, he goes along with it.
What do they call that? The, the Stravinsky method.
He really lives the part the whole time.
And Lisa there she, this is the same thing she said to me when I

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tried to get her on the show. It's too much creepy, we can't
keep up. I know she couldn't keep up.
Let's go. We have wait.
Wait, there's also the so good from Bean.
Oh, OK, I got that. Yeah.
I'll play that. That's where this drug came
from. So good.
It was the Tuesday show and theywere announced in the new CDs
and DVDs that were coming up. TV Shows on DVDs Psych Season 8

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Psych How'd we miss you? Broadchurch Season 1 Great show.
So good. Who's that?
So good, right Rod Churches mustsee kids.
That is a good show. It's great.
But what just happened to you? You all weird and just so good.
Just what's that excited self excited listers have a chance to

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catch up on that if they missed it.
So good, it's a strange deliveryfor you.
Yeah, it was kind of a strange delivery.
Yeah. So they used that for a drop for
a little while after that. Bean, what do you think of our
show? So good.
Oh, thanks. Appreciate that, Adam Corolla
came on. He was starting his show to
catch a contractor, which was a great premise because he knows

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all about that stuff. So they would have people on the
show that goofed up their job and they would confront them and
try to make them fix it. But Bean was a little bit
confused as to the name of the show. 6.7 K Rock is KROQ.
This is the Kevin and Bean show at 8:56.
To Catch a Predator is the new TV show from our friend Adam
Corolla. We'll talk to you about that.

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Sorry, I didn't realize Adam Corolla was doing to Catch a
Predator. Oh, you know what?
You know what? It's.
That's going to be a great show.Yeah, look forward to it.
It's similar to that, but it's in fact to catch a contractor.
But they're. I'd give anything to have Adam
Corolla do to catch a predator boy after the third hour from

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telling them they got to fix thegoal posts.
Make him hire the predator wouldturn himself in.
He wouldn't even have to be arrested.
So this was actually Adam on talking about his new show and
this whole show the the date wasa Wednesday being like he was
really speaking fast and he was in a hurry and little kind of a
moment with. We are talking to our friend

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Adam Corolla here on the phone about his show Catch a
Contractor, which hears Sunday nights at 10 on spite.
How fun is it for you, Adam? After years of watching, you
know, 60 minutes and to Catch a Predator in shows like that,
where you're the guy with all the information and this poor
SAP is walking into a room full of cameras and, you know,
because accusations. How fun is it for you to be the

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guy to be able to drop the hammer on him and tell them
what's happening? It's a fun, it's uncomfortable.
It's it's amusing. I think he was trying to say
accusatory, but if you're going too fast that is a difficult
word. What do you think about your
pronunciation there being? So good.
Well, I got to disagree with you.

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April 3rd was Tony Orlando's birthday.
Of course we know. Well, let me ask Lindsay, what
was the famous holiday that Tony, Orlando and Kevin have
been celebrated? Breakfast, right breakfast.
Intro It was in the. Intro That's true.
OK, that's true. I forgot that.
Sorry I I think I ruined that. I shouldn't have put it in the

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intro Oh well. So I got I, I clipped the song
out because it is very catchy and I think this leads into
Ralph mentioning some of the worst things, the worst
interviews that had ever been onKevin and Bean.
As as it is Throwback Thursday, here's a little throwback to
Kevin and Bean's Schmechfest. Gather around, boys and girls,

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and listen. You know that Schmackfest is a
special time each year. Kevin and Bean will be in
Freeman, SD to meet those East German chicks and drink some
beer. There'll be lots of screaming
men and women and children. There will be sauerkraut and
knockwers. Do we make some beer, baby?

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Our special new friend Tony or land?
No problem for. Helping K Rock celebrate
Schmackfest this year. That's.
Brilliant. Ralph mentioned the Tony Orlando
thing. You didn't think that was their
heights? He mentioned Screech coming on

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the Anna Nicole interview, some of the low lights, I guess.
And I would throw in the lawyer for Scientology.
That was a. Great one.
I don't know. I love that song.
We've talked about it before, but I just wanted to bring the
song. It's very kitchen.
Notice all you guys liked it. It's, it's the best, it's one of
the greatest songs I've ever heard in my life.

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You know, it's weird, I was thinking, I think all the
chucklehead type DJ's, the morning drive DJ's do that when
they're first starting out and no one knows who they are.
They call washed up stars and that's who they can get on the
show. So they got Tawny Orlando for
Kevin and Bean. Mark and Brian used to call Burl
Ives the held singer. It's kind of interesting.

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I think all the morning drive guys do that until they get well
known. Klein and Ally called Kevin
Ryder. Nope.
I was going to say, we we calledKevin Ryder.
Perfect example. Now we're going to go to.
Thanks for that tweet, bean. And what was he still upset
about? I am.
Curious to hear what tweets you have problems with because I

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think I have been exceptionally on folk on point later.
I know you say that every time. OK, but if that was the plane,
you would tell us, right? OK.
Thanks for that tweet, Bing. That's just because Malaysia
Airlines 370 is still missing, guys.
And nobody will tell us. Hey, I am on vacation this week,

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so it'd be a convenient time to tell me where the damned plane
is. Oh, God.
Thanks for that tweet, Bing. Just wait.
Lisa. What?
There's more. Stop being a Dick and tell me
where the plane is. Really.
That's just in general. That's a tweet, a message to all

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media. Right?
But you think all media knows and they're just back.
They're just effing with you. Well, something's got to be
happening here. Nothing's happening.
There's no other explanation. Yeah, there is.
They haven't found it. Nobody knows where it is.
Well then they should just tell us.
Still obsessing about Flight 370?
Authorities have nothing to tell.
You. There you go.
Sorry B, we still have nothing to tell you about that.

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And this was the same segment. More thanks for that tweet,
Bean. He brought up a concept that I
think only Bean can come up with.
Come on, we got to be done. Patton Oswald is here.
You guys doing it? I'm already preset.
So pre sad, do you guys know whohe was pre sad about

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Christopher? You can't play.
He's already. Damn it, I know anybody.
Dying. He's pretty sad.
Yeah, I said. Somebody dying.
But you know who? William Shatner.
Oh, you're so close. I'm going to give you a partial
credit on that. No, no, no.
There's no partial credit. In my world there is.

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OK, let's just play. It Jen.
Do you know Jen? Jen.
No, he. Will probably die.
Jen's eating? Never mind.
Sorry, I don't know. Anyway, come on, we got to be
done. Patton Oswald is here.
You guys doing it? I'm already pre sad knowing that
Willie Nelson will probably die one day.

(29:23):
Wait, let me I have a couple of questions.
One is, isn't it a certainty he's not going to probably die
one day? Well, for for everybody but
Willie, it is a certainty. But him I'm not so sure about.
And you're going to in your preset.
Yes, because it occurred to me that he's a living legend.
He's in his 80s. He's not going to be around
forever. And it's going to be a horrible
day when we lose him. He's still great and still

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contribute so much to this greatcountry of ours.
That's so weird because I'm pretty happy that you're going
to die someday. Dare you?
Ouch, Ralph. So yeah, Willie Nelson, I guess
being is a big Willie Nelson thing.
Whoa, it's a big. Nelson's amazing being.
Pre sad you guys ever been pre sad about something?

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I kind of related to this a lot when I was thinking about just
thinking about it when it first came on just like yeah.
And it is pretty, it is pretty accurate to be pre sad about
somebody that's very old dying. Yeah, but I never.
Really been pre sad about a person.
I've been pretty sad like Kevin and me and I used to think all

(30:31):
the time, someday they're going to be off the air and that'll be
a sad day. But not really a person.
I wasn't pretty sad about that because they prepared me with
Musika, Musika, Musika. You know, I see.
Yeah. I guess, you know, Keith
Richardstein. I think that would be like the
7th Seal of the apocalypse. That's not possible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's.

(30:51):
Going to be here when it's just like us, or it's going to be
cockroaches and ashes and that'sit.
All right, with love, we've got to keep going here.
With love. Guys, Lindsey's in a rush.
Speaking of Willie Nelson, this is Patton Oswalt sitting in.
He's on the show biz, meet with Ralph, and a Willie Nelson story
comes up. Very strange, but it's fun to

(31:13):
have Patton, Oswalt and Ralph dothis story.
Kyle, the great news for you being you'll be happy to know
that Willie Nelson got his armadillo back.
Oh yeah, great news. What happened?
To the. Armadillo.
He was stolen. He was stolen.
His armadillo was stolen like a month ago.
I just left for dead. I thought this was drug slang.

(31:35):
The year of an actual armadillo.Willie got his armadillo.
He got his armadillo back first.Yeah, apparently Willie has a
stuffed armadillo that serves ashis on stage mascot and it was
kidnapped from a Las Vegas area show on Monday night.
The armadillo stop Willie Nelson's armadillo which.

(32:00):
It's like we're playing mad. Libs, I mean, a famous person.
This is literally like, animal. Yeah, if you had, like, Judd
Apatow on a game show. Go.
I'm going to pitch you a movie and you got to tell me how you
would do it here. Willie Nelson's armadillo.
Someone from Vegas. Go.
Well, I'm happy to hear the the update.
Rogan plays the private detective who tracks it down.
It's like it's a mad, mad, mad world.

(32:20):
It is. Holy thing, Armadillo.
The armadillo. First.
The armadillo named Old Dillo. Wow.
Put a lot of work into that. Vanished during a meet and
greet. Wait, the armadillo was having a
meet and greet? So Willie was having a meeting,
all right. And apparently an audience

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member swiped Old Dillo and the marketing director for the
Westin Hotel where Willie was playing.
He's playing at the Westin West.Is that not really Vegas proper?
Is it sort of on the outskirts? I got a call in the middle of
the night saying old Dillo's missing.

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That's on you. Someone's taken Willie Nelson's
armadillo now. Liam Neeson has 17 hours.
I'm not a rich man. I have a very unique set of
skills to help me find Dillos the next morning.
How do you hide something like that when you're stealing it?
Next morning, the director of marketing was outside the hotel

(33:22):
when an unidentified apologetic man drove up and handed him a
shoe box. What in the bug?
Inside it was Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
No, inside of it. John Dillo has the upper hand.
John Dillo has the upper hand. Stay back.

(33:42):
What in the bug inside the shoe box was the, you guessed it, the
armadillo. And it was safe and sound and
sent to Willie in California. So the old Dillo and Willie have
been reunited. So the guy had a twinge of
conscience and said I got to take it.
I can't keep old Dillo and I'm sorry.
What's Willie going to do with that old Dillo?

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I was drunk last night. I took the Dillo.
I'm sorry. I apologize.
We are 1D away from making this a very different story.
Willie's dildo is stolen. Very read and greet.
Oh, man. All right, it's all it's all

(34:24):
over. What?
Oh, in a year or so. It's all over.
Oh shit. That's that's.
What letter in that story at Wowit?
Did. I I think we should make a
mockumentary of it. I think we need to get together
and film that. I I met Bully Nelson at a Flock
of Eagles show. What fox seagulls?

(34:46):
Sorry I had. Wrong, wrong book.
I'm not even kidding about that either.
We went to see Flock of Seagullsbecause they were playing the
Redondo Beach Pier and we lived next to it, and afterwards we
literally bumped into Willie Nelson who was there to be
played the next night. He would not smoke with us
though. Oh shit.
Never smoked with Willie, right?I saw Willie Nelson at the

(35:09):
Redondo Beach pier at a Flock ofSeagulls concert.
Flock of eagles. Block of Eagles.
Block of Eagles. Yes.
Different bird would. Be amazing.
I could imagine just being in line to meet Willie Nelson and
just smoking so much that you'rejust high off your ass that you
take as fucking armadillo. Makes sense.
I do it, yeah. Well, we got to get an armadillo

(35:29):
for the next movie night. We do.
Sitting right up there next to the screen and nobody take it.
We got to spin the wheel of bad animal voices and speak to the
stuff down Armadillo. No, no we don't.
We do. You're just making so much more
work for yourself. Wait, ma'am, what?
What do you think? All right.

(35:51):
I'll just move on now. OK, we'll move on.
Lisa, let's finish this thing off with the ending montage for
Friday. Now, since I'm a journalist, I
have to point out I kind of added to this because it's a
clip I sent to Bean and I didn'tlike where he put it.
So I put this clip at the very end of the Friday montage.

(36:15):
Better than I remembered, actually.
No, No, it isn't. It's horrible.
OK, that's it. Bye.
Do you want to take a bubble bath?
No, I actually think I'm going to go now.
OK, I'll wear a swimsuit. No, it's.
Fine. Thank you.
I'm going to go ahead and I willmeet you guys at the party.
All right, This is the CBS RadioNetwork.

(36:36):
Well, back to the drawing board.Christopher, you like that Green
Acres drop, don't you? Yeah.
Yeah, never really watched GreenAcres, but I recognize any time
it comes any time for some reason.
And that is the week that was. Oh, wait, Patton.
Patton Oswald, What did you think of the week that was?

(36:58):
This was so raucous and kind of messy, but in a great way.
It, it, it feels like it's goingto come apart at any second, no.
No, I think I held it together. Anyway, that's it for the wake
that was back to you. Oh.
Me so horny nailed it. You're getting it when you want

(37:20):
her to pull out your podcast. We got it.
What up James don't think a no too happy goodbye to the blue
janky podcast. All right, 1-800-520-1067, he
said while they'd sing. Excellent.
This is the podcast roundup. Not much happened this week.

(37:43):
I don't think there was anythingwe can really discuss.
I don't. I'm not really.
Sure you have some old clips, just bring those in the week.
Yeah, it's pretty quiet. But if you did it here, Kevin's
back at K Rock. I, I guess that's the the one
thing that we're talking about this week.
That's the only thing I'm talking about on the podcast
roundup. Let's start off with the theme

(38:04):
song by Omar. Kevin's back.
What back again? Kevin's back.
Find that Hard to believe You got no friends.
Kevin's back. Kevin's back.
Kevin's back. Kevin's back.
Kevin's back. Kevin's back.

(38:26):
Kevin's back. It's about a minute and 1/2
though. Girl, we've created a monster
nobody leads to see K rock no more.
They laid off everybody that washere.
But if you want K rock, this is what we don't give you
mediocrity and Klein Alley when he was last year when he dropped
fast a lot quicker than my stocks when he got locked out of
K rock's kitchen. Guess what Kevin's back na na na
na na na na na na na. Fix your bat to Tana tuna turn

(38:47):
it up a little you waited this song never say never.
Kevin's back in introducing the Red Hot Chili Peppers we gave
him a job a new endeavor buddy to spark any very clever.
So the FCC just lets him, because I cannot understand what
he's saying. They tried to shut him down.
We put Kevin back on the frequency.
Well, we tried to reach out to Bean, but he wouldn't return our

(39:07):
calls, you see, because we're all bankrupt, hard to see, and
put Kevin back on the frequency.Well, we did a little
controversy so. OK.
Like I said, minute and 1/2. So we're going to have to kind
of move on from that. Every second it.
Was I wanted to play the whole thing, but I I wanted to get to
a certain part that is going to be important to talk to talk
about later. So let's play the first message

(39:29):
from Kevin when he gets on the air.
All right, this is weird. This is super weird.
I got to be honest, this is incredibly weird and I'm
incredibly excited to be back atK rock, the world famous K rock.
Most people don't get to work ata radio station like this once.
This is twice for me now and that's really overwhelming

(39:49):
walking in the building that I got, you know, thrown out of.
And it's a crazy, weird thing. But I'm back on the world famous
K Rock and I don't know what else to say than that.
We're going to give away some tickets for Coachella coming up
in the 5:00 hour though as well.Yeah, it was strange.

(40:10):
In fact, it was on April Fool's Day.
I think that's the whole thing. We were all messaging each
other, trying to figure out whether it was a joke.
I think I was like, no, I I was driving home from work all
tired. I thought it was like a total
prank. Yeah.
Yeah, Drew pointed out. Drew pointed out.
They're giving away concert tickets so that it couldn't, by

(40:32):
FCC rules, couldn't be a prank, right?
It could, it had to be real. So I think that was the only
tell. But anyways, we found out that
it was a, he signed on for the, for I think a year contract,
basically. And then the next day he was on
Klein and Ally. Now I have the whole interview.

(40:52):
I was just going to do this as part of the roundup and we'll
just talk over it. I'll just stop whenever it is 20
minutes long, so maybe we'll cutit short, but.
I love how much they're acknowledging their past and
talking about like that he got fired that like, you know what

(41:12):
happened before and even client and Ally who could have just
been like, oh, whatever. Like when they have him on, as
you will hear, they're talking about, you know, past
transgressions of K rock. Thank you.
Yeah, I feel like it was kind ofan apology tour, which was.
Yeah, well. For that in.

(41:33):
Their history of like, just sweeping those types of things
under the rug and never addressing them ever again.
Like it's progress. Very true, very true.
You dumb ass. A pleasure and an honor to
welcome back to the home that hebuilt, lived in for 30 years.
The great Kevin Ryder is back onK Rock.
I got to tell you, it's weird tobe introduced as a huge guest.

(41:55):
And to be teased all morning as a mystery huge guest.
Yeah, because I did that for so many years where I would hype up
guests and go, they're great, this is going to be great.
Meanwhile, you're thinking to yourself, God, I hope this
tracks with the listeners. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, there's no clue in this
particular case. We knew that everyone would be
equally excited and the phones are already lit up as I knew
they would be. A text line is on fire.

(42:16):
People still think this is part of a cruel April Fool's joke, so
would you like to clear up the air on that at least right away?
Yes, I am not working here. OK, there we go.
So. This was all just a bit yes.
Goodbye, the great Kevin Rudder.What a what a treat.
No, they asked me when I wanted to come back when we were
talking about it, and I said April Fool's.
You got to do an April Fool's. So people don't know.
So how did it feel yesterday walking through these doors?

(42:38):
It was really odd because everything is the same except
for it's a little off. It's like the world is exactly
the same as it was, and yet every little thing is different.
Running the controls was different.
It's crazy when you see, like, stains that were on the carpet
when you left that are still right there.
I made. Yeah.
Stains that you made right. You are a legend.

(42:58):
Like we've said, there's a Hall of Fame stands right there.
I know exactly what. What stains?
What stains in there? So what?
I think Lindsay wants to. Know well we no, no.
No, no, no we don't. The Hall of Stains.
It's too bad. Nice.
It's too bad that Jimmy ate the bacon from the wall, and I would

(43:20):
imagine that would still be there.
Let's keep going. They are, and I do not want to
get near them. It's hard because in the time
since you left K rock, you did pop up on other podcasts, other
radio stations, and it always sounded off to me because your
voice is so synonymous with K Rock.
And I always, you know, just like Kevin Weatherly coming back
after leaving this place has a weird way of sucking you back

(43:41):
in. And it it seemed like almost
poetic that it would be. I knew it happened.
I was hoping I would still be here to witness it happen.
And I was hoping you wouldn't take our job.
But still you are know that it would happen.
I didn't know that. Really.
No. Not even a piece of me thought.
I want to. Yeah, but I didn't think it
would. No.
I just didn't think they would make the moves until am I

(44:03):
allowed to talk about Yeah, we. I think that it's time to just
clear the air and beat. Yeah, new management, terrible.
New company. Yeah, terrible.
No, no, I'm saying now as of thelast.
Oh, you didn't think it would happen now, right?
Right. There's new management now, and
the people that were at the top are not at the top anymore, and
it makes a big difference. And then Kevin Weatherly came
back and he was my program director for 2728 years.

(44:25):
Yeah, something like that. And he's the person that I trust
most in the world. Well, you obviously have been on
the airwaves of K Rock for many,many a.
Quick note of that, when he was on our show he did say that as
well. He said he wouldn't go back to K
Rock unless they had different management, had different people
in charge. Yeah.
Yeah. So it's good to see that that's

(44:47):
exactly what happened. Keep going.
Years, and it was really devastating to see you go.
And I think a lot of people are really happy right now.
And one question I've always wanted to ask you as somebody
who is a Hall of Famer, as someone who's been doing this
successfully for many, many years, did you ever feel like
you were truly good at your job?No.
God, have you heard me? Yeah.

(45:08):
We've got to get to the bottom of what in the hell is going on
with this Blue Man Group. These guys, they paint their
faces red. Hey, Kevin.
The amount of time between blue and red was about 1 1/2 cents.
Hey, Omar, what's happening? It's been broken the whole time.
That's why it's weird to me. People say Hall of Fame, OK, but

(45:32):
have they heard me talk right? There's also this.
Is that so? He doesn't.
Are you a regular Duck fan? You watch all the time?
Him beautifully said that is notedited but not should be.
I think that might be my favorite one because I just kept
adding nonsensical words one at a time onto and something in my

(45:55):
brain said yeah, if I just say this, it'll all it all makes
sense eventually and who who howdid you know that's why you are
Hall of Fame because you could take a sentence.
It's not even a sense just a word jumble and make it such an
amazing moment that brought so much joy to so many people.
Stanley, you're on K rock. I knew this would happen, but
you you are listening to the actual real Kevin Ryder back in
the K Rock studios. An article that I think just

(46:15):
dropped this morning from Variety explains that you will
be back on K Rock. Go ahead, Stanley.
Heck, yeah. I just want to start off by
saying it is so great they hear the legendary Kevin Ryder.
Thank you, Stanley. Hey, Rock.
Dude, I have to admit, dude, I was one of the K Rock listeners.
That kind of, you know, man, where's my dudes Kevin and being
at. I'm not going to listen to the

(46:37):
radio station because of what they did to them.
And I felt so bad because, you know, I supported the radio
station, radio station for many years.
But as soon as I heard that, I was like, I don't know.
So, you know, I'm one of the returning listeners.
And I am so glad that Kevin Ryder is back.
It's actually my birthday today.No, this is planned for you.
Way to make this all about you. It's all about you.

(46:59):
Yeah, man. But it's an honor to, you know,
to hear you guys talk to you guys, especially Turn Rider.
I can listen to you guys now. It's like the best.
It's. It's great news.
Let me tell you. I'm pretty sure I speak for a
lot of K Rock listeners that it is so awesome to hear that voice
back on the I got to tell you, it is a weird, weird thing to
have lived my life where I thought maybe someday I could

(47:21):
work at a market like Los Angeles.
It wouldn't be a cool station. It would be a lame station, but
I'd be in the market and then towork at K Rock, this legendary
station that so many people in the mid 70s and all through the
80s built, and then to stay herefor that, None of it makes sense
to me. Well, the good news is you
missed this period where we wentthrough a weird like Post Malone

(47:43):
hip hop phase, but now it's all back.
To Oh yeah, we played a lot of Kid Cudi while.
You were? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry, it's back now. Yeah.
We're playing a lot of corn now.Oh.
Why you talking about? Boom boom boom boom boom.
Jen, you had. Something so my question would
be to you guys, did you guys stop listening to the K Rock?
Absolutely. Thing to what?

(48:04):
To who? Yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah. Because there's a lot of that on
the social club as well. I also stopped listening and so
I was just kind of curious. I would love to.
I would love to see their analytics from this last week in
the afternoons. I I can tell you this, they
fired Kevin. I stopped listening.

(48:25):
They hired Kevin back that I came back that day.
I mean, there's just a complete drop off of me that entire
period, so. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't even remember the Post Malone sort of rap years.
I don't. I had no clue what I was
talking. About, yeah.
Every once in a while I'd hear something like on the Social
Club, someone would either say Clyde and Ally are God awful,

(48:46):
how could you listen to them? And then a few people would say
they're not that bad, listen to them, yeah.
But no, I took it off my presetsthe day they fired Kevin and
Ally and and the Cayman. And now it was hard 'cause I'm
an OOP and I'm like, wait, how do you put stations on your
radio again? I finally found K Rock and it's
back on my presets. What man?

(49:11):
He whose name we shall not. Speak, but we don't get the the
letter choice. That's that's the thing.
Harp Comma, Jensen. Yes.
What? A Henson Sharp.
Let's let's keep going. Yeah, that was weird.

(49:34):
I think, well, let's not keep going.
I'll add this. I kind of felt like this is a, a
ploy to get us all back. I feel like they're going to get
us all back and then fire him again.
But I, you know, whatever. In a year.
In a year I'll listen to, I'll still listen to Kevin.
Here we go. There's a lot of that that's
bad. Omar has probably 15 hours of me

(49:57):
messing up, you know, so I can whip that out.
You know, what's funny too, is that, you know, as we are
constantly running out of storage and the computers are
crashing here, they always tell us delete old files.
And there's like twice a week I come across Kevin Ryder files
and I and for for five years now, I have that.
I have the right click. All I got to do is geek delete.
I am not doing it. I refuse to delete these files
because not only they bring us all such joy, but I had a

(50:19):
feeling, a hope in my heart thateventually this moment that's
happening right now would happen.
And I'm not the only one who feels that way.
Go ahead. Hey Kev dog, it's me, your
former sports guy and current superstar Jimmy Kimmel.
Just wanted to welcome you back to K Rock.
It's crazy that after all of these years you are still
unemployable anywhere else. Too bad Hooters is closing.
Good luck back on K Rock. Seacrest out.

(50:42):
That was really Jimmy Kimmel. That guy loves you.
He does? Yeah.
He's the best. It's nice that you're here
because now we can ask you for advice on things that we should
do on the air. For example, on Friday we're
supposed to Pierce Klein's NIP and management has told us
please do not do this now. We got an e-mail from the head
lawyer, MM Dash, who I think said he was busy working on the

(51:03):
Kevin. Ryder how did copy paste?
How did you let it get out to them that you were going to do
it? Well, thank you.
We we did something else on the air a couple of weeks ago that
we did not tell anybody about. And because this show is now
being live streamed, the bosses saw it and got pissed that we
never ran it up the flagpole. So now for this, our producers

(51:24):
telling us we got to try and runit up the flagpole because we
can't get in trouble again. And.
There's it's just all flagpoles.But now, I mean, you guys did
tons of stuff that you didn't ask permission to do and you
probably thought you were even get fired over all kinds of
stuff. You ask for forgiveness, not
permission. That's the rule.
You know, that's. Yeah, Vanessa.
I know. And I don't know what happened
is that Vanessa has recently gotten very scared of the

(51:45):
lawyers because they said it a threat.
Yeah, and ask for forgiveness. That's a Kevin Ryder commandment
there. That's kind of that's right up
there on the on the Mount Rushmore of Kevin Ryder
commandments, but also the wholeepisode of Kevin of Klein and
Alley. It was about Klein piercing his
nipple, which was really weird. I had to stop after I couldn't

(52:09):
listen to the whole episode. It was pretty hard.
Let's move on from the interview.
And there's there was the end segment.
Go ahead. Go ahead, Edwin.
I was just thinking how unusual and kind of cool it was that the
morning show that kicked off Kevin and Allie and Jensen Carp

(52:31):
had Kevin on to talk to him. So it's that's not really a
radio thing. When you're gone, they like
erase you from history. So that's an interesting change
in radio. And I kind of think it was the
social media, the Kevin and Beanfan page, the podcast that were
coming up. Everybody still kept the flame
alive for Kevin and Bean. I think that is why they're

(52:53):
bringing them back. So did we.
I guess us I didn't really want we.
Did mostly us, We did. Mis accomplished.
Mis and accomplished exactly. I it just at night, I don't
know, I felt OK to go negative. I felt weird that Klein was

(53:14):
laughing at moments with Kevin. Like you're not part of the
group. You're not, you're not, you're
not in the group that can laugh at that.
I don't know well. What do you think after
listening, because you sent me that message and I I considered
it because like I said, they they're the station or they're
the the show that replaced Kevin.
But listening to it, it seems like they were all cool with it.

(53:36):
It was funny. It's AK rock thing.
They're all on K rock. Yeah, I guess I agree with.
You, but I'd rather than bring it up than not for comedy's
sake. I guess I don't know, I was OK
with Kevin with Klein and Allie,Kevin and Allie.
I keep saying Kevin instead of Klein.
I was OK with it until the next the like the close when they

(53:59):
when they wrapped up the segment, they basically were
saying who who he was replacing in the afternoon.
And then they got to this part that got me left a little bit of
a bad taste in my mouth. Oh, man, emotional morning here
at K Rock. Hopefully you were just a part
of it. You're just joining us.
You missed it. But Kevin Ryder is back, baby.
He'll be taking over afternoons here at K Rock, Kevin.
I mean, period, Kevin. I've been saying that my whole

(54:20):
life. I'll be saying that till the day
I die, Kevin. We all stand by that statement.
But it will be starting today at3:00 here on K Rock.
The return of the great Kevin Ryder.
And a lot of people are asking what about what's happened?
Megan Holiday. Well, she's on vacation this
week, which was planned anyway, but then she'll be on at nights
here at K Rock. So you didn't lose any of us.
The good news? Beer mug's still gone.

(54:41):
That I should point out. But regardless everyone else
everyone else is still here for the time being, which is nice.
So. Yeah, we got to pick on beer
mug. I mean, he yeah, right.
He did lose his job. Come on.
But. Skip that.
You know, The thing is, we we just lost our fire beer mug.
We have to select someone else. So Klein, fire Klein, fire

(55:02):
Klein. Yes.
I'm sure they had the beer mug experience such that they could
probably say that now that I'm thinking about it.
So it's just Kevin in the afternoon.
He doesn't have a beer mug and Omar or a King or anybody,
right? Right.
His Omar. No, not in the afternoon.
No, in the afternoon. No, that'd be ridiculous.
Omar's gonna work morning and afternoon.

(55:23):
Yeah, I and I was wondering speculating or speculation are
they going to bring beer mug back to be with him it.
Kind of makes. Sense I don't think Kevin will
allow that ever. Oh come on, that would be
awesome. There's no way a there's not
that much to do and BI think beer mug beer mug has.
Burned beer mug. Burned mug has beard bridges.

(55:48):
All right, come. On Keep it Going.
All right, all right. There was also this, I guess if
you're going to speak negativelyabout K rock.
One O 6.7 K Rock is KROQ. This is Kevin Writer.
I am back at K Rock and I'm happy to be here.
And I was very happy to get a text from my former producer,

(56:09):
Christine Fung, who texted me last night with a picture and a
story that was on Odyssey, whichis the company that owns K Rock.
And it said it felt like I was coming home.
Kevin Ryder returns to K Rock, and it has a picture of being.
It's, it's not me. It's, it's being.

(56:30):
And he's got pigtails as well. So, well, welcome back.
So they can't even tell Kevin and being apart.
Yeah, but don't you think that was on purpose?
I think they did that before. No, I don't think that was on
purpose. I don't think so either, but I
do love that they changed it to him wearing the Quitters Never
Give Up shirt. I did, yes.

(56:51):
Good choice. Yeah, unless they have Beer mug
doing their website now. I mean, that might be the
problem. I felt that I roll Lindsay.
OK, so in that song, in the theme song, they mentioned Bean
coming back or that they asked Bean back.
And so going to the cup of tea in a chat podcast, we learned

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the answer about that. OK, so there was a little piece
of production, a little production intro, a little song,
Kevin's back to the Eminem tune,right?
And there was a line in there that several people have
contacted me about, about how wetried to call Bean and he didn't
answer the phone. You heard that or heard about
it, right? No, I heard it.
I heard the actual clip. That never happened.

(57:37):
Nobody ever contacted me. We've talked about this a
million times, Ally, how furiousI am that they've never reached
out to me. One time since my last day on
the air there, not one person has ever reached out to me and
said, hey, come back and do a show.
Hey, be a guest. Hey, stop by.
Hey, how about a special? Hey, do you have any ideas?
Never. No.

(57:59):
Oh, not one being. No one from K Rock has ever
reached out to me. And you know my policy, nothing
to do with radio. My policy is I just like to be
invited so I can say no, right? I don't want to go to your
wedding, please invite me. I don't want to go to your
birthday party, please invite me.
Same thing. Yeah, they didn't.
Never asked him. I don't buy it, I think.
I think he was asked in some way, shape or form.

(58:22):
And then he just didn't talk about it to Ali.
No, no, no. I think he either didn't
remember or was just it was justkind of so much in passing.
That it was. I would remember K Rock calling
me, asking me to come back, thatthat's that's not something you
forget. Yeah, that's a terrible memory.
Yeah, it's true. That is true.
Second, like if Mr. Weatherby texted him and just said like oh

(58:45):
I miss you like and made some vague reference about coming
back, like he could have easily glossed over it, but I I.
I don't know. Bean went on to lament that he
always thought of himself as a DJ emeritus at K Rock because he
didn't get fired. He actually quit, so he would

(59:05):
have been the one to bring back without having to bring up your
past mistakes. You bring him back, have him do
a have him do a, you know, a sorry, I got distracted by Drew.
You know, you can bring him backlike a old timer's day old old
timer's day in baseball. Like that's what he kept saying.
I got distracted by Drew. Sorry, Mark the time.

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But yeah, I think that he would he would have said something.
He wouldn't have gone on that big of a lament about not being
invited or ass back. Well, I also think because, yes,
he did retire and so and then hemoved to London and then he
moved back to America and then he moved back to London.
So I mean, he's the hard one pinned down too.

(59:50):
So maybe they just kind of yeah.They also been.
Complaining about not being ableto work in radio and not being
able to get a job and all of these things like, I don't know,
I feel like check your spam inbox or something.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know, I kind of feel like he was never asked.

(01:00:14):
I feel it fits the carrot mold. And I think too though, like
when they let Ralph go, you know, I don't think I think they
didn't talk. Kevin and Ralph didn't talk for
a while. But even I think Ralph said it
that he has or no, Bean said he has no relationship with Ralph.
So maybe it's just like a normalmoving on kind of thing.

(01:00:36):
Well, Kevin still talks to Ralph, and Ralph was on the KLS
show, Yeah. One of the 6.7 K rock is Kro.
Sorry. Thank you, Kevin.
Sorry, I'm just busting into ourshow too.
He's going to be on all shows. That was actually the Linus clip
that I was going to play to see.If yes, you think that OK, let's

(01:00:59):
play that. You it is Kevin from formerly of
Kevin and Bean Kayla W Hello, this is Linus, personal
assistant to Kevin of the Kevin show, I suppose.
No, it's you're the you're the actual assistant to the Kevin
from the Kevin and Bean show. Yes, I don't know what's going
on. What in the AG double chopsticks
is going on today? I am on K Rock, where I spent 30

(01:01:23):
years. I'm aware of that, Kevin,
because I'm the personal assistant of the Kevin of the
Kevin Show. And I didn't know anything about
this today. And how am I supposed to keep
the schedule straight when I don't know where you're going to
be in the afternoon? I mean, I don't feel like I
needed your help with anything. You do need my help with
everything, for God's sakes. What?
What? Have you met you?
I have met me. Yeah.

(01:01:45):
I, I'm, I'm trying to keep everything straight here.
And we're all just everything's a kerfuffle.
I don't know what's happening. And I turn on the radio and I
hear you on KROQ FM one O 6.7. And I'm just like, boom, my head
exploded. Well, I'm sorry.
I guess I should have given you a heads up for sure, seeing as
I'm the one who keeps your schedule and make sure
everything happens and runs on time.

(01:02:05):
And then you happen to this. And then Kevin from the Kevin
show is now on Kevin from the Kevin show.
And I don't know what's happening.
I might have to tender my resignation.
I'll give you a little bump and pay.
How about that? Let's give me a little bump.
I'd use about an 8 ball. I can.

(01:02:25):
So wasn't Linus Ralph? Ralph was Linus on the old show,
right? Ralph is, Yeah.
Linus. So that's still Ralph.
Yeah. So Ralph is calling in to K
rock. So Ralph is back on K rock too.
Yeah, I would think so. So was on Kevin in the morning.
I mean on Kevin Sluggo, wasn't he?
Yes, yeah, but he didn't get fired from KLOS, so.

(01:02:49):
I think one of the other things that we're also not thinking
about, too, is that if Bean is living overseas, maybe the K
Rock lawyers just don't want to deal with that type of hassle
with having an overseas employeebe a little bit different.
If he was still in like, you know, the state's Louisiana, but
now he's overseas, they don't want to deal with that.
I I guess, but he was living here for like a year or so.

(01:03:11):
Yeah, here, there. But he's not here.
Kevin, this is Kevin. It won't stop.
Kevin is back. Kevin, leave us alone.
That goes to Kevin is coming to me.
It won't stop. I keep hitting stop.
It won't stop. Stop.
Stop. OK, here we go.
Yeah. And now what?
I. Was thinking go ahead.
I was thinking our idea. Well, everybody wants this a one

(01:03:34):
off show. Kevin Bean, Lisa May, Adam
Corolla, Jimmy Kimmel, Big tad. This could happen now because
Kevin's back. How about a one show one day
with just get the gang back together.
Please K Rock do this. Yeah, that would be amazing.
I was just gonna say it's, it's stressing me out on his behalf.

(01:03:56):
Like it's too much. I feel like he's gonna have to
give up his podcast or somethinglike that in order to oh.
Yeah, it's a good point. You think he's gonna keep doing
the podcast? I almost don't want him to even
though I enjoy the content like.I mean we all do a podcast for
the day job as well. I mean it is possible his his
job really only is like what, 4 hours, 3 hours something 4 hours

(01:04:21):
four hours? He doesn't have a great track
record with. No, that is true.
That so. I yeah, I'm just he did get a
job at KLOS and dropped the Great News with Mike and Kevin
podcast. So well, I don't, I don't know.
I think he's gonna hang on because it's Sluggo and Marcy.
Yeah, keep it going. And then you have Corny too.

(01:04:42):
Now is Marcy back at K Rock as well?
Yes, all right. She came on right after him.
I think she fills in. She wasn't.
Really gone. She just wasn't a full time
employee anymore. She she had been there multiple
times in the past two or three weeks, actually.
Yeah, OK. She does fill insurance is what
I've heard, but I'm not sure. I think I think and also the 3/4

(01:05:06):
Human podcast is only like 20-30minutes exactly.
So it's not that long and there's a lot of structure to it
as opposed to the Great News podcast where it was just Mike
and Kevin pulling stuff. So I don't know, I think it'll
still keep going. I hope it'll still keep going
because otherwise it'll be a little difficult to do it.
But a quick shout out to Stockdale.

(01:05:27):
Stockdale for putting for continuing to keep all the Kevin
clips going on on the Internet and please contribute and
everybody send them some money cuz it is a little costly to run
that site to keep everything going to keep all the storage
yeah, but yeah that's. He did it again cuz when the way

(01:05:49):
I found out about Kevin being back on was someone posted on
the social club Kevin's back on,I'm like, right, it's April for
sure. Yep.
And then that's when we all started messaging.
And so I missed, I don't know, the 1st 45 minutes of his first
show. And guess who was there?
Stockdale. He captured it right away.
Gotta love that game. And.

(01:06:11):
He's giving 2 versions. He's giving 2 versions now.
Yeah, there's like a mobile friendly version of all of the
clips or there's the segmentation.
Amazing. Yeah, yeah, he's, he's, he's got
a lot going on, so hopefully he can keep up with it.
I have reached out to him and said if you need help, let me
know. I can also help him put things

(01:06:32):
together or cut them up basically.
One last thing to play from Kevin's first day is the
Stoneman call. Yeah.
Hey, there. Can I speak with Kevin?
This is Kevin. What's up, Kevin?
Hey, it's your biggest fan, Steve Stoneman calling.
How are you, Steve? I'm doing really good, and I
can't believe you're back on theradio again.

(01:06:54):
This has got to be like the two or something like that, because
I thought this day would never happen.
It does seem odd and I also thought this day would never
happen, but I hope they backed atruckload of money up to get you
back over there. Oh, you know, you know the
reputation for this company backing up the truck.

(01:07:14):
This is. Stone Man.
Excellent call, Steve. So did he just play that from
his phone or Cuz that was actually Sam right?

(01:07:35):
I mean a clip of Sam? No, I don't think so.
I thought it. Was Steve, I thought.
It was Steve, Yeah. Yeah.
So he had two phones and so one he's calling K Rock and then his
other phone he was filming and then sent that over to me.
And I was like, this is I go, when did this happen?
I was like, did I miss it? I didn't, you know, So.

(01:07:57):
So yeah. Nice, yeah.
We should point out that the real Santa Monica Sam, he gave
his blessing to Steve to do that.
He asked him before he did that joke.
Oh nice. Nice.
All right. Well, that is the round up
unless anybody else has anythingto bring up.
We're all having. We're all having.
To bite it, yeah. I got more things to add to the

(01:08:20):
roundup. It's just gonna be overstuffed.
It's just gonna be full. Ding.
Full all right, say. Goodbye.
Wait. First off, Kevin, what did you
think of the roundup? Hang up on yourself, man.
Well, that's painful. Thanks, Kevin.
Say goodbye, Lindsay. Goodbye, Bye everybody, end
meeting. Bye.

(01:08:40):
Let's just pause. Put that down.
Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong.
I'm sorry. Take a step forward.
No, take a step back, step forward and then step back.
And then we're try trying. Will you stop it?
I'm serious. OK, I'm serious.
Too are you meaning to share sound right now are.

(01:09:07):
You is he turning into Columbo? Christopher.
Is he getting Kojak? All right.
Yeah, Well, hey you. You're not sharing sound.
What happened? You were never sharing sound.
I thought we were done. I didn't think there was
anything else to do. Hi.
Everyone. Anything we were talking about,
anything else. This has been Quitters Never

(01:09:28):
Give Up episode 188. It's.
Our first mini episode. This gag, this gag's taking up a
whole minute. So much easier.
Yeah, Timer's going, buddy. All right, all right, all right,
here we go. And if they were a mood ring,
they'd just be going off like a pinball machine.

(01:09:48):
You know, that giant flaming eyeis just freaking me out.
So good. This has been a quitters never
give up presentation. The frog.
The smoke is white. We've got our new wizard.
So that's it.