Episode 189 - She has no idea what's in for her

Bean's Christmas gift, Ziggy the Sloth, Eddie with no pants on, the Monkees, Allie and Corny, Christopher grosses everyone out, Avengers meat, the Bellamy brothers, Coachella stalking, and Dave breaking in!

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
So I got to turn on my mic. Is.
That. An MTV.

(00:26):
I don't know how to watch it. There's not Winnie the Poop.
Quitters never give up. Go ahead.
Repping for all of quitters. Never give up.
Check off Christopher. Check off Jen.
Pastorini. Check off Lindsay.

(00:48):
Hello, Drew. Oh, the great Edwin, ladies and
gentlemen, I love him so much. Because I said quitters never
give up and he said that's all they do.
Hello, party people. Welcome to Quitters.
Everyone give up. Episode 189.
There we go. So let's play some Blondie.
God, I love this song. Ralph is right.

(01:10):
That's a really good song. All right, let's go ahead and
introduce the first quitter. Hello to Jen.
Let's go to Jennifer. She's on line 6 again in your
worst nightmare category. Jennifer, what happened to you?
Hey, party people. Let's say hello to Edwin.
All right, let's try. Edwin Edwin is up next.

(01:31):
He's on line 3. Hi, Edwin.
Good day mates. And last, say hello to Lindsay.
Will Glinda be there? I don't.
I don't know about Glinda, but Iknow Lindsay will be there and
she'll be partying with her mom,which is a recipe for disaster.
Yeah. On every level.

(01:52):
There, it's Coachella week in 2014.
I think it's still Coachella week this week.
I'm not sure. I don't follow the news.
I'm a kid. So there's a lot of Lindsay
going to Coachella clips like this one that Edwin sent now.
Kevin, are you going to try to get on the Lindsay's next
handwritten list while you're there if you're bumping door?
Look, I do what I have to do. How you doing, Lindsay?

(02:16):
You know, I went to a like a local festival here and I was
out till like 7 maybe and I am wrecked today.
So I definitely know how to party. 7:00 PM Bedtime or was it
7:00 AM? No it.
Wasn't you got you kids, you gotto get us with that saying that,

(02:38):
it's like I went to bed at seven.
It was 7:00 AM. There were there were fireworks
planned for 9:00 PM and I was just like, there is absolutely
no way I'm going to make this all right and you are.
From Christopher. It's OK Chris, you can't win
them all. Yeah, that's right, You can't
win them all. But I have a message from

(02:58):
Stoneman from a couple of weeks ago, so I should play that.
Let's do that here. We.
Go but a bit a bit a bit a bit abit a bit a bit a bit quicker.
Should I pick you up? It's Stoneman calling in about
the In Your Cuts episode that you just had.
I loved the Goodies rundown, mentioning people that were

(03:22):
there that are friends of the show.
We got Jodie and and Sam and Mike and then, yeah, that's
pretty much it. Nobody else was there besides a
bunch of other people that are fans.
And then it was awesome relivingme.

(03:44):
Jenny eats the Canadian bacon and can he bacon his ham?
Edwin's right, it's it's ham. It's what the people like CBK, I
believe, created the first Canadian bacon in, you know,
pineapple pizza. So anyway, love you guys.
I. Stoneman.

(04:16):
And now, a moment with Stoneman.Yeah, that whole call was a
moment with Stone Man. You know, whenever someone reads
down lists of who's there, I always go back to Romper Room.
It's like one of my earliest memories.
Time for me to see the friends at home in the Magic Mirror
romper. Bomper, Stomper.
Boo. Tell me, Tell me, tell me.
Do. Magic Mirror Tell me today, did

(04:37):
all my friends have fun at play?All my friends had fun today.
I see David's having a special day today.
And Olivia Joy had a special dayon Sunday.
And I see Robin had a special day yesterday and Dana's having
a special day today. And so is Reginald and Edward,
John and Margaret. And I see.
I see Justin and Megan and Courtney and Brick and Mark and

(04:59):
Rachel and Sheila and Caroline are all having special days.
And Sicily and Ashley and Matthew and Joe say.
And I see Bonnie and. It's an old show from when I was
in preschool and she used to read the mirror.
I didn't understand how you got into the mirror, but I always
waited for my name. Was that Kevin on one of those?

(05:19):
Yes, I was going to say, this isthe show Kevin got kicked off
of. Lindsey doesn't remember.
I barely remember Romper room. Nice job, Christopher I.
Don't know what that is at all. It it was.
I don't need it to explain to me.
You know what? I think we can just move.
On Christopher needs to explain it.
But Kevin, Kevin got kicked off of this show.
He was one of the kids. It was just like a preschool

(05:39):
show. It was like a the host was like
a teacher and they do like preschool type activities.
And Kevin misbehaved so much that he even though he was on
the show, he got kicked out. I got to find that clip.
We'll play that clip. OK.
Anyhow, moments with take it over.
OK, so some of these are group moments, but they're also just

(06:01):
kind of long and stretched out words that are kind of funny.
So you can debate with me on whether they are moments or not. 00:06:12,920 And now for a moment with the
quitters. Yeah, but no, I took it off my
presets the day they fired Kevinand Allie and and the Cayman,
and now it was hard because I'm an OOP and I'm like, wait, how

(06:24):
do you put stations on your radio again?
I finally found K Rock in it. It's back on my precincts.
What man? Whose name we shall not speak.
But we don't get the the letter choice.
That's that's the thing. Harp Comma, Jensen.

(06:46):
Yes, what a Henson Sharp. Let's let's keep going.
Yeah, that was weird. I think, well, let's not keep
going. I'll add this.
I kind of felt like this is a a ploy to get us all back.
And that was a moment with the quitters.

(07:08):
OK, thoughts. Is that a moment with?
It's a lot of stuff jumbled together and the fact that you
called Jensen Carp the K man is really what started it all.
Wasn't wasn't the Cayman Kevin, that's.
What I thought. Not in this case, because as we
just discussed in it. There was a discussion.
OK, So what Eddie said was they fired Kevin Alley and the

(07:32):
Cayman. He who shall not be named.
And then? We were way to listen to the
clip, Christopher. Each time when I come here, I am
abused. Every time.
Every time. You were the least of the
worries of that one, but for that we're going to go to the
next one with curl. I don't know.

(07:57):
Bean went on to lament that he always thought of thought of
himself as a DJ emeritus at K Rock.
Because he didn't get fired. He actually quit.
So he would have been the one tobring back without having to
bring up your past mistakes. You bring him back, have him do
a have him do a you know, a sorry, I got distracted by Drew. 00:08:21,040 You know, you can bring him back

(08:21):
like a old timer's day old old timer's day in baseball.
Like that's what he kept saying.I got distracted by Drew.
Sorry Mark the time some people wait a lifestyle for.
A moment. With Kurt.

(08:44):
Clearly I was. I was distracted by Drew.
Yep. That's what I heard, yeah.
Yeah. But I'm no longer going to edit
out the fact that when we say mark the time and then you agree
with it, that's your consent forthis being a moment.
Yeah, well, I mean, you got to listen back to it, but listening
back to it, I don't hear anything wrong with that.

(09:05):
Drew was making faces, doing some stuff and I I got
distracted. Perfect audio, yeah.
And now a moment with the quitters.
What you can control streaming you just pick the song that you
no. No, no, no, no, no.
Keep keep describing screaming. Screaming.

(09:27):
Screaming. Yeah, I'm going to be screaming
about streaming. I guess I was thinking of
something else. It was something you couldn't
control. Wait, Forget it, kids.
Look it up. Google it.
And that was a moment with the quitters.
How was that a moment with the quitters?
And that was clearly a moment with Edwin.

(09:49):
I think that there was a little bit of a moment with you and
definitely a moment with me saying, screaming, and then at
the end it was a moment with Edwin.
But your attempt to describe streaming was should not have
been interrupted. I think it would have been a
better moment. Thank you, Edwin.
You guys broke the rule. You tried to save me.

(10:09):
You're supposed to let the person flounder.
OK, we caught you in the mistake.
Like you can control streaming and then it just never, never
mind. I guess I'm always just going
to, you know, get abused in the segment.
I guess that's what it is. Yeah, because there's been one
moment with you and the rest have been the group.
So I don't know how I found this, but in honor of Coachella,

(10:31):
have this labeled as my Frank Ocean tangent.
And now it's time for a moment with intern Lindsay.
Because I guess Frank Ocean was like there and he was the
headliner, but then there's supposed to be all these ice
skaters that were part of his performance, and then he got

(10:54):
injured. So then he had to cancel the ice
skaters and then he went on anyways.
But he went on late and everybody's really excited
because it was like the first time he performed in a really
long time. And then he cancelled the next
weekend and the consensus is kind of like that he under
delivered. So now Blink 182, and this is

(11:15):
what I brought up to the Gilded playlist, was that Blink 182
went on to be a headliner or is going on, I think it's today to
be the headliner in his place. And when we were talking about
Acoustic Christmas, what was it,2011?
They were the headliners to that.
So how the turntables as one might say?

(11:38):
That was a moment with intern Lindsay.
What the fuck? Was going on there?
Was there anybody else on the podcast?
Did we leave? Was that just your track or?
But no, no, I mean it. We were just talking about the
Frank Ocean Coachella incident of 2023, and all of that stuff

(12:03):
actually happened. There were ice skaters and all
the things. It's just really funny when you
listen to it out of context. OK, Yeah.
And that's it for my segment. Excellent.
All right, What's next? Flashback.
Hello and welcome to a very special flashback because I'm
going to introduce you now Flashbacks.

(12:25):
And now? Flashbacks.
Let's. Have a look at this.
Just play the intro and we cut the commercial yesterday after
the show and my line Ralph's SanManuel and even been going
casino on November 14th 20 K poker play his he has all the

(12:45):
info and then I go and I'm Kevin.
They gave us the script for the commercial, said All right,
guys, can you do this commercialfor San Manuel?
Here's the script. I'm looking at the script.
Like why do I have a? Paragraph of information and
Kevin says meet Kevin party bus and then he's back to me again
and I'm doing disclaimers and I've got legalese.
I'm not asking you much of the heavy lifting.

(13:06):
I like cards. It's Kevin's line.
Oh. Shit.
I think after his stint at the Grammys, they kind of got wise
to it, right? This one's a little.
So we had different vacations over Christmas.

(13:27):
I took a little bit more time than most people because I'm the
genius in the show. Obviously I need to rebuild,
remember? We said have fun working
suckers, right? You told us.
That so we all sort of mailed each other our Christmas gifts
and I and my wife found something, I don't know, maybe
two months ago. And she came, she came home, and
she said, I think I may have found the perfect gift for B And
I said, what was it? And she described it in detail.

(13:48):
I was like, I got to tell you, that's strong.
I think he'll love it. So we got it.
She packaged it. She's good about sending it out
on time. Bean said it got there the 19th
or the 20th. And then all throughout the
holidays, my wife kept saying, did Bean get his gift?
What did? He think you should probably
have been excited, right? And I said I don't check e-mail

(14:08):
when I'm on vacation and she's like, I know but just only take
a second. I'm like no, I really don't.
I'm sure he got it and I'm sure he loves it.
Mention inviting more contact with Bean into your life during
your vacation. What is she crazy?
So I don't ever check e-mail. So just yesterday it occurred to
me that I had not heard, you know, what Bean thought of the
Christmas gift. So I said to Bean off the air.

(14:28):
I said. Hey by the way.
Did you ever get my Christmas gift?
And he said, well, that's a funny story.
Well. That.
Seems odd. And then the song that we were
playing ended and we had to do something else.
I would like being now to tell you the funny story.
Well, I mean. I did get the gift and please
thank your wife for her thoughtfulness on the 19th or

(14:51):
20th, right? And.
I you liked it then. Well, you didn't like it?
No, it's not that at all. No, I just, I haven't seen
what's in the box yet. I, I cut open the box that it
was sent in and then I saw that there was a smaller box inside.
And as I started to pull it out,I realized that the rest of the

(15:13):
box for, for shipping was packedwith those those peanuts, you
know, those Styrofoam peanuts, like about a billion of them.
And as I started to pull the thesmaller box out, I realized that
I couldn't take it out without the peanuts just going
everywhere. I was just going to.
I was going to drown in those peanuts.
And by drowning them you meant it would probably take you 90

(15:33):
seconds to pick them up and throw them away.
It was, it looked to me like a like a snowstorm.
It looked like one of these drifts you see on the weather
right from Minnesota during the solar vortex.
So you took it outside or into your garage where you could just
sweep it up and you took it out and what did you think?
No, I lifted it out and then when I saw how many peanuts

(15:54):
there were and I saw that it wasprobably a several hour cleanup
job. I put the box several hours,
cleaned up the box I didn't sendyou.
I didn't send you a car size box.
Right, I've seen the box, it's like 2 by 2.
Yeah, roughly right. But I'm just saying it just, it
seemed like it would be a lot ofa lot of effort, a lot of work
to if I were to take the little box out of the big box, and

(16:16):
that's not a euphemism, then I think there would just be
peanuts all over the place. Then I'd spend the whole rest of
January trying to vacuum that that stuff up.
I'm sorry. You said January, you meant
December as you got it on the 19th or 20th.
Right. Had I had I opened it that I
guess, yeah. So.
I guess what as of right this second, you haven't opened my
Christmas gift. I have not opened your Christmas
gift. I have opened the outer box but

(16:37):
I have not pulled the inner box out because it's too messy.
Because it has packing peanuts. Packing peanuts, right?
Exactly. By the way, I shot AI shot a.
Exactly as if that's something anyone would.
Do ever. Don't just go past that like of
course, well, yes, because there's obviously packing
materials, so I can't possibly open a package that has packing
materials in it. Stop saying that like that ever

(16:58):
happens anywhere. This.
May be the first time in record in history that that's happened. 00:17:06,079 No one has ever not opened a
package before because it has packing materials.
Look. You tell me you by the way, I
did shoot a video of this. You can see that I'm not making
it up. I we did tweet it out at Kevin
and be sure to see the video. Have a look at it, you'll go not
that big a deal. Wow.
There's about 3 ounces of Styrofoam peanuts.

(17:20):
There. Stephen Hawking could clean them
up in about four minutes. But guys, tell tell me you
haven't been there, OK? You.
Hold on, Bean, I know where you're going.
I've been there and you realize there's going to be some
cleanup. But you know what you do?
You pull it out, you clean it upand you look at what the gift

(17:41):
is. That's what I don't do, spend
months not opening something. Because of that, I'm going to
get to it when. Are you going to get to it?
You've had a month. When they evaporate when the
penis is bite in the grain and just disappear.
How it hurts What? I love you guys.
Good should hurt. Should.
Hurt. I.
Pierce the lung. I need some proper, some proper

(18:03):
prep time. I've got to get some, you know,
some machines in there to clean that place up afterwards.
That's all. I get some help or get Marty
over to help me or. Something to be cute about this. 00:18:12,880 What the F are you doing?
Right, because it's not that biga clean up.
Even if you were just to turn and dump the box again, you
could clean that up in less than5 minutes.
If you're Stephen Hawking. I mean, it's nothing.

(18:24):
It seems like a lot. It seems like too much.
And you would not open a gift because of that.
Lisa, you're with me, right? You've seen the you've seen the
box. You've.
Seen No. One could be with you.
Ever. I like you.
Put a sheet on the ground underneath the box, pull it out
and boom, there's all your peanuts.
That doesn't seem like a. That doesn't seem like a lot of

(18:46):
work to open a box. What?
No, like a lot. Hold on, let me answer that.
A lot of work to open a box. Let me answer that no.
What kind of? Life have you created for
yourself where that is a challenge.
Opening a box is a challenge. Do.
You not get packages all the time.
Don't you love the mail? I do love the mail.
I adore the mail. I'm so excited about the mail.

(19:09):
I do love the mail. Who did you have A.
Poster of on your wall in high school.
The Postmaster General, of course I love the mail.
No one loves the mail more than that.
So when you get a. Package.
You must go. Crazy.
It's very exciting. I look forward to it absolutely. 00:19:26,520 And I'm I'm grateful to you and
your and your beautiful bride for sending me a gift and I and

(19:29):
I promise that I will open it. I'm certain that I will enjoy
it. I just need mentally, I need to
prepare for what that day is going to be like.
This isn't OK, by the way. This isn't funny.
This is a step further than usual this.
Isn't this isn't oh Beans just being quirky, this is.
Effed up. This is seriously effed up, I
was thinking. About this yesterday and I'd

(19:50):
like it back. You absolutely should get it.
Back I would like it back it's. My you should.
Return that God damn package. It's my.
Send that box back to me. You're not opening it.
I'm going to open. It so I'd like it back.
I need to work up to it. Look, you're not working.
Up to it. You just do it.
You don't wake up 1 morning and go, hey, I've never run before,

(20:10):
but today I'm going to run a marathon.
You need to ease into that. And that's where this is not a
marathon. When you get a gift, you open
it. But this particular box is, I
mean, it really, it's like the saw house, you know, just try to
navigate my way through this without you're.
Trying to make this funny. But don't you understand that?
Seriously. Seriously.
Mentally. Ill, but honestly I don't think

(20:33):
it's mentally ill at all. I'm.
Just paralyzed by 4 ounces of Styrofoam that you are kept from
action because of small pieces of Styrofoam that is that is
paralyzed, you don't see that you are damaged.
No, I don't, first of all. I've never hated you more than I
do right now, and that's saying something.
All right, let me just back up one step.

(20:55):
This is not one of those deals where we always talk to people
who have this unnatural fear of inanimate objects.
This they don't creep you out. You're really only worried about
the amount. Of work it would take I just
have this vision of pulling the inner box out of the outer box
and just having those things just go everywhere I just and.

(21:16):
Then you just put them. Up.
How about you don't open it likea baboon, shake the box and
throw the peanuts every. What if you carefully take the
peanuts and put them in the trash and clear the top of the
box and then open the other box?Maybe I can get Donna to open it
for me. I want it back and I think I'm
within my rights. I want it back.
I don't want you to open it, I want you to return to sender.

(21:37):
It's as if you packed the box. With radioactive isotopes and he
needs some sort of hazmat suit and tongs in order to get to it. 00:21:48,320 I'm gonna open it, you guys.
It's been. Months.
It's January 9th. It has been just over 2 weeks by
the way. I I will get to it.
I'm grateful for the gift. I just need to work up to it,

(21:59):
that's all I'm saying. And it's gonna, it's gonna be
fine. Work up to it.
Tamp, Tamp down your disappointment and your anger.
This is worse than normal. This is crazier than hey isn't
being wacky. I don't think so.
This is like. This is a TLC special, yes?
I want my gift. Back send it back to send it
back to him. I'll describe it to you in great

(22:20):
detail when you send it back, you gotta open it send it.
I don't want you to open it return it.
I don't want you to open it. Just haven't gotten to it just
yet. If you can manage to work up to
getting a roll of tape and closing it up again and taking
it to the to the post office, send it back.
You don't deserve. It noted.
Seriously horrible human Seal Team 6 Zero Dark Christmas gift. 00:22:43,120 I need to reclaim that gift.

(22:43):
Send it back to me. I'm serious, I want it back.
But Lisa, you're with me, right?No, send it back.
He's. Just looking for a good out.
Send me the thing back. I'm not going to send the mail
and send it back to me. It's a gift.
Yes, it is. Send to me.
Yeah, but it's, you know, You know what?
The gift isn't the box, right? OK.
I I want send it back. I don't want the gift.

(23:03):
I send it back the gift. I don't want you to open it.
I don't want you to have it, I want you to return it.
Return it, you're a horrible person.
I'm going to have it open by time I don't.
Want you to return to open it. I want you to return.
It by Monday I'll have it. Done.
I don't want you to have it Monday I.
Don't want you to have it ever. I want you to return.
It you've not, you don't deserveit.
I'm not going. To return it, return the gift.

(23:25):
Return the gift. I bet it's something awesome I
don't want to return. It I hope it's a rabid.
Wolverine, that tears your throat out.
I'm going to send another one. Box with a rabid Wolverine in
it. Bean I got to work up to it.
What? What's in the box?
What's in the box? Yeah, I don't know.
I haven't found out yet. Do you remember Eddie?

(23:49):
It was in 2014. No, I can't remember.
I think it was Gwyneth Paltrow'shead.
I think that's what it was. That's what.
It was able to have liked that. Yeah, in 2014 they were
consciously uncoupling, so makessense.
And that's a flashback. Awesome.

(24:11):
All right. Is it my turn?
It's my turn. Yes.
Now the time for the podcast roundup.
I think Mutley's here with. Us.
You get it. And.
When you want her to put out your podcast.
We got it. Oh, too happy.

(24:33):
Goodbye to the blue janky. Podcast.
I am too tired for this. Let's start off the roundup with
a moment. With and now it's time for a
moment with Kevin. How to get along at Coachella a

(24:55):
little bit better. You know when you go the first
year, you don't know a lot of stuff and you end up making a
lot of mistakes. You lose your friends, you lose
your money, you lose every your feet, your shoes.
Not your feet, your shoes. That was a moment with Kevin.
Yay. It was excellent to hear a

(25:17):
moment with again Live as it happened the day after, because
I listened to the Stockdale clips.
All right, keeping up with Kevin.
There was a call where Ralph called.
It was basically a wheel of bad animal voices.
So there was a 2 toed sloth thathad a baby.
Apparently they just dropped babies out of trees and they
called the dad of the two toed sloth.

(25:40):
And I'm very happy to be able totell you that we have 3 year old
sloth Ziggy on the phone. Hi, Ziggy.
Hello. Are you very excited today,

(26:00):
Right. Are you excited today?
Like is, are you going crazy? I Larry excited.
What kind of things do you do asa new dad?
As a sloth. I you play.

(26:24):
Don't don't know. Do do much much because that
bitch won't let me. It does say that Sago pretty

(26:50):
much is keeping the baby to herself, so I didn't know that
was a thing that you guys could fight over.
Upset. No, sure it's my Oh wow, wow.

(27:16):
That's scandalous. Are there other?
Sloths there, that could be the dad.
She's hey. Don't say it.
Good, I thought you were. Going before what?
A sloth? A sloth?
A lot sloth. Kind of close.

(27:37):
Ralph and Kevin back on K Rock. With a brand new take on that
segment. I know, right?
On the Not Today podcast, we learned another thing about
Eddie. Eddie has a weird habit about
pants. So I'm saying I'm laying on the
couch in boxers and AT shirt andTracy, can you take the dog out? 00:27:56,920 I'm like, OK.
And so I'll just get up and go put slippers on and take the dog

(27:59):
out. She's like you, not in your
underwear. You take the dog out in your
boxers because. He goes right outside.
Like right down the path and he pees on the plan and we come
right back in. In a major traffic area, no.
Yes. At 10:00 at night, there's
nobody outside. I wouldn't do it at noon.
You're going to end up on the Citizen app, Eddie man outside
in his underwear. First of all, they're boxers, so

(28:21):
they look like shorts. No, there's a distinction.
They look like shorts. There is a flap.
You know what you can tell? And it's like 10:00 at night.
No one's out there and I don't feel like putting pants on to go
take the dog out. So I just take him outside, he
pees and comes back in. I wouldn't do it at 1:00 in the
afternoon. Look, I walk outside in my
pajamas, but that's different. See.
It's it's. Different.

(28:41):
It's different, no, because I always make sure that you can't
see any bits. You can't see any bits.
Yeah, you need to put some pantson, Eddie.
I'm sorry. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, to his the other side of
that though, he lives right by Runyon Canyon.
I don't know the exact building,but I kind of know the
neighborhood he lives in. And right where he lives is

(29:01):
where they do all that yoga and stuff in the park.
And so those people are all in their kind of weird clothes.
Weird clothes? I don't know.
Still, it's an apartment building.
You go outside in your boxers and your neighbors are there.
You're going to pass by the windows.
I don't know. Very weird.
Speaking of which. Bits with AB.

(29:23):
Bits, OK, yeah, or bits and pieces.
I was going to go buy her apartment if she didn't say bits
with AB. And he's already out there with
binoculars. Exactly.
I said it. I said binoculars.
It's a bluey reference. Don't come from me.
OK. And I I'm sorry, we don't have

(29:45):
little kids so that we don't watch Bluey.
Wait, you do? They're too old from Louie now.
I wish I could go back. Louie's timeless.
We've talked about this. Speaking of which, the quitters
never give up. Microphones were there as the

(30:06):
neighbors were looking at Eddie.That's when you're inside.
Right now you're outside, you'releaving.
There's no rules. I guess there are no rules, but
it's common sense. Cover up, put some pants on.
There you go. There's his neighbors.
I don't know. I was trying to find something
funny to put there, but I couldn't.
Couldn't really. Just that That was it.

(30:26):
That's all I got. All right.
The monkeys. Everybody remembers the monkeys
being Blue Alley's mind with themonkeys.
Fact. They went to the Lovin Spoonful
and tried to get them to be the band on the Monkeys, and the
Lovin Spoonful said we're going to pass.
And that's when they decided to instead do a casting call and
end up hiring the actors slash musicians that became the

(30:46):
Monkeys. Wait.
Whole wait. Yeah.
The monkeys weren't the monkeys before that show.
No, it was created for the television show.
They weren't a band. They didn't even know each
other. What?
They were all just separate auditions.
They put them together like in the 90s, putting together those
boy bands. That's how the Monkeys were put

(31:07):
together. Somebody shook here today.
Yes. I thought the Monkeys were like
some famous popular band and then they're like, let's have
ATV show for you, no? Other way around, they became
popular because of the television show.
So put the loving spoonful. They wouldn't have turned them
into the monkeys. Yeah, they wanted them to change

(31:27):
their name too. They wanted them to become the
monkeys. Wait, no, yes.
Wait a minute. No.
Now it's no, no. Wanted them to star in ATV show
called the Monkeys. Yes, I'm telling you this is
what happened now. I am too tired for this.
I thought this was a a well known fact about the monkeys.
The monkeys, no. No.

(31:51):
Well, I had heard that they weren't a real band, they were
just I just need for ATV show, but I hadn't heard the other
part about the other band. I found that kind of
interesting. Yeah, I I, I don't even remember
the loving spoonful, to be honest.
I wasn't really. Sure.
Oh, you know their sounds. They have some classic rock
songs. I've I've heard of them, but I I
couldn't tell you a song. It's too old for me.

(32:14):
Well-being mentioned like 3 of their hits.
All right, so being brought up Ali's appearance on the 3/4
Human podcast. This is Ali McKay, the one of
our commenters on the Patreon page this week called the
Typhoid Mary of Jankiness. Listen, I don't know my history,
but that's a compliment, right? That comment was about your

(32:35):
appearance on the Three Quarter Humans podcast recently, and the
person also mentioned that you brought ruination upon their
house Listen. I think he liked it, right
here's here's what I know. I believe it was Kevin that said
you're the Kevin of this podcasttoday.

(32:55):
Oh, that is. That.
Language. That is not what Sir, that is
not mean mean. How you gonna come an alley like
that? Come on.
There was a little little spark of sexual tension between you
and corny it sound alike. Yeah, the AI and I, yeah, I
personally, I, you know me, I'm not a home wrecker.
I know he has a little somethinggoing on with Siri.

(33:16):
I don't want to overstep. Oh, I didn't realize that.
I didn't realize he was in a relationship.
OK. Yeah, there's a lot of tangents
there, especially about who Typhoid Mary was.
So you hear a little bit of rough edits in there.
It's hard. That was a hard clip to get
together, but that episode was extra crispy janky.
It was special. Courtney was making noise, and

(33:38):
then Courtney was acting real cold to Ally.
Ally would say something to Courtney and then he'd just not
respond. And then I think Evan shook him
and then he woke up again. It was just really janky.
But then he started hitting on her.
So it was it. It made for interesting
podcasting. Speaking of corny, loving Ally,
here's a little bit of that on the 3/4 Human podcast.

(34:00):
Hi, Courtney. Hey there, what's cracking?
Can I pet that dog? Only if it's a virtual pet.
Oh no. Dude, that was kind of gross.
Yeah, I'm sorry. Allie, we apologize.
Would you like to file in a formal complaint?
I was into it. Hey, Courtney.

(34:22):
Hey, Courtney. Tell us what you know about
Allie McKay. Ah, Allie McKay, the queen of
snarky charm, master of morning show chaos.
You know, just your average legend.
Oh my gosh. Corny.
He's coming on to you, I think. I don't know, I'm single right
now. From your story in the store,

(34:44):
you might take him up on it. Wow, the story was the old man
and the, you know, existential crisis you had.
The can I pet that dog was a reference to a TikTok clip,
which I think Lindsay will fill everybody in later.
But yeah, you could feel the warmth between them that was,

(35:04):
and I cleaned up that that clip a lot, but you could feel corny
and Ally having a little bit of magic, which was weird because I
thought Bean would be the one tohook up with a robot first
between. Right.
There was also some memories shewent over with on K Rock, you
know, the Lisa may transition. You can hear that that was a

(35:26):
good that was a good discussion.But this one, I think is the
highlight that we all want to talk about in reference.
Do you remember the time on the Kevin and Bean show that I
teared up? Couldn't wait for you guys to
play the clip of my favorite newmovie though.
I had you guys pulled the clip of the new Winnie the Pooh movie

(35:48):
and instead when we played the clip you hear Christopher
Robbins say something about Winnie the Pooh and Winnie the
Pooh pops up and farts because Omar decided that he would put a
fart noise in and I. Put it every time there was an
opportunity to put it. I had tears listening to this

(36:10):
clip and then all of a sudden you hear Winnie the Pooh or
Winnie the Pooh Pooh and then. I remember being really
overjoyed slash scared when Ali was crying.
Setting this clip up and I know that we've got the fart sound
effects in it and she's crying. I'm like, Oh no.
Maybe this is the? Worst thing?

(36:30):
You're full timing. Let's try it.
Let's try it. Hysterical it was.
It was one of my top three Kevinand Bean moments when I was on
the show. Plus glancing over into the
other studio and I see Omar in there doing this like victory
dance. I was like, it was brilliant,
awesome. It was really good.

(36:51):
Excellent. I I mean that's what top top
memory of mine too. Something like this?
Poo. There we go.
Anybody that was interested? I have the longer clip but maybe
I'll put that at the end. We've gone over it multiple
times. Poo.
The other thing. The other thing too to address

(37:13):
is that Marcie has a weird, she doesn't like the word poo, but
poop is fine. So that's where the Winnie the
Poop comes from. And I always tease my kids
calling him Winnie the Poop, which was a very weird like
moment that I had of, you know, Winnie the Poop.

(37:34):
You know, it was just weird because it's not a moment.
I just tease my kids like I, I say, is that Winnie the poop?
And they like say daddy is, you know, they, they, they laugh and
it's funny. And then here we go.
Here we are Marcie and Kevin saying Winnie the poop.
And it's just this weird moment where one of your jokes comes,
you know, one of your private jokes becomes like a, a podcast

(37:57):
joke anyhow. Mark the time again.
What I'm explaining things here,I I find that when you listen to
that back it'll there won't be any problems with that.
Moving over to the Ralph Report,we find out another thing about
Eddie and how he chooses his meals.

(38:17):
I've never had it. But The Avengers ate it, so why
wouldn't I? Oh my God.
OK. Oh.
Here we go, So. Jesus, they all got at the end
of Avengers so why wouldn't I try it if it's good for Tony
Stark? You're eating it because
fictional characters in a movie that you.
Yeah. That you idolize yeah are eating
a food. I'd try it so that passes free.

(38:38):
I've never had it and I like I don't mind lamb as a meat.
I think it's more Avengers than that.
It's. Probably close, but more
Avengers. I think it's more about you're a
man child and so. You're like most likely.
Oh, I want to eat like. Captain America eats.
I will. Haven't you ever been
influenced, though, by somethingwhere you wouldn't have eaten it
as a child? Then you saw that.
When I was a child, yes. Yeah, absolutely.

(38:59):
Yeah. Right.
Yeah, exactly right. That's why kids eat spinach,
because Popeye ate it. Right, that's why I didn't eat
spinach, because he'd hate it. But.
When you when you when you grow hair on your balls, you start to
decide, oh, I'm going to eat food based on other.
I've never come other. Metrics.
Come on. Something should start it with
like food adventurous food is start branding it brand all of
you're like. With a superhero.

(39:20):
Look, it's Iron Man. But they didn't help me.
Open up, open up it. Didn't help me with spinach so
well and I was a big Popeye fan as a kid.
So you felt betrayed? I did because I tried it because
I was like, oh, it's going to make me strong.
And I ate it. This tastes like shit.
You know Bruce Banner won't betray you with.
He could. I'll take the chance, OK, like I
did with Popeye. And I could be wrong.

(39:40):
Unreal Avengers meat. A little bit of back story on
that, the jackpot was would you eat shawarma?
And his reason to saying yes wasbecause it was featured on The
Avengers, which, yeah, he's 12. She's my meals.
I want to thank Eddie for talking about Popeye.

(40:03):
I haven't heard Popeye mentionedby anyone but me in years.
Lindsay, do you know who Popeye is?
I know who Popeye is, but what is shawarma?
Shawarma is, it's basically thismeat that they cook.
It's like El Al pastor, because there's a Lebanese culture that

(40:24):
comes into Mexico. And so al pastor comes from
shawarma. It's kind of a cousin.
So it's basically this stacks ofmeat on a skewer that gets
cooked by being turned with fruit and various spices.
It's delicious. I went and tried it because I
saw Avengers and then I wanted. To did you really or was that

(40:46):
just for comedy? No, it was just that was for
comedy. That was the jokes, kid.
Yeah, and I also tried spinach because of Popeye.
That didn't work out too well because the canned spinach is
awful regularly. Spinach I was probably eating
for years not even knowing that it was spinach.
But anyhow, let's go over to another big controversy of the

(41:10):
Ralph report. There's a lot of things that are
dividing society today, and I guess Ralph found another one.
I really I didn't really even think this was a problem, but I
guess it is. Maybe I'm just lived a sheltered
existence. Yeah, but when it comes to
wiping your butt. OK.

(41:31):
Did you know there are people who sit and wipe their butt?
Wait, what? They're they're wipe.
How many time ways can you take that they sit while they wipe?
How would? You wipe your butt.
What do you mean you stand up towipe your butt?
We have a sitter, we have a sit.Wiper.
What do you mean? No, I'm Wiper Sitter this.
Is the first time I've ever heard of this people stand while
wiping their butt. Yes, like fully standing up.

(41:53):
How? Else do you get to your butt,
you lean? Forward and you reach behind.
You gotta be because then it youseated you get access and.
It's and then as soon as you wipe you can drop.
No, you stand up and you bend. Over.
And let's go. And they clamp together.
You. Do your wiping so you're over
the bowl you. Know I'm over the bowl, but I'm
leaning forward. I'm kind of leaning forward and

(42:14):
why? You gotta make room between your
butt and the seat to snake your hand down and I.
Don't go. I don't go back to front.
I go, I mean. Mind, but you're snaking your
hand in between the the seat. That's how you.
Wipe your ass. Oh my God, I need to know.
So how do you keep your butt from not closing?
Had no idea that there were buttsitter wipers.

(42:36):
Sitting or standing while wipingyour butt.
I I never knew there was a, a split in the society like that,
Lindsay. And now for the week that was.
Take it away, Edwin. No, The funny thing is is that
he did a pot. He did a poll for the podcast on
Patreon and he found out he was in the minority.

(42:56):
There was not a lot of standers that wiped or standing wipers,
so it it was very weird to see Ralph feel like he was so right. 00:43:07,280 I think that was funny.
At the beginning of the podcast,he just thought he was so right
and then found it weird that Eddie was a sitter.
It turned into this big protest throughout the whole year how he
felt persecuted or through the whole week how he felt

(43:17):
persecuted. They hate us because they ain't
us. Oh my God.
That's what it is. They're.
Trying to keep us down they. Hate you because you guys are
all. Dicks.
Have you met you people? It's like the.
Stand wipers, They're trying to keep us down.
Trying to keep you down except down on the toilet to wipe.
So tired like a normal person. Tired of being persecuted?

(43:40):
This also made me think of this clip Stand with the Withers,
Lindsay. Me and Lindsay are feeling
clearly persecuted too by this whole bit.
I wonder what I'm gonna edit outof this podcast.
Can't can't blame me for reporting on the podcast,

(44:01):
especially something as divisiveas.
We are journalists, so you're right, you had to report that.
We had an agreement not to edit the last clip, so that's the end
of the podcast roundup. Who had an agreement with who?
We did. Uh huh.
Mm hmm. Go take it over, Eddie.

(44:23):
Press the button my friend send me back into time.
Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he'sa funny man.
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny man. It's a new.
Day you can't Power Feature presentation 114.

(44:50):
Come on, you're doing that on purpose and you can't play the
yay for yourself. Welcome everybody, I'm doing the
week that was April 7 to 11/20/14.
Let's start off with being cracking himself up.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays actor Bill Bellamy is 49 years.
Old How's his brother, by the way?

(45:11):
Do we know? I don't.
I don't. Was he one of The Bellamy
Brothers? Come.
On you're doing that on purpose and you can't play the yay for
yourself come on how did. Beer mug know that, by the way,
How did he get that? I said.
Don't put that in the file. The.
Hell is not going in the file. Dare you?

(45:33):
That's you trying to get in the file.
That's me just letting my love flow, that's all that is.
Oh man, there's just not enough F you in the world.
Russell Crowe is 50 years old today.
His brother Jim Crow made those laws, didn't he?
Come on, asshole didn't. Say that we all know he was at

(45:53):
the Black Crows. Come on.
I see Lindsay's kind of wondering what the heck The
Bellamy Brothers were. Yeah, there we go. 70s group.
Very catchy song. We'll put it in at the end.
What this is. What do you have it?
No, I don't. I have no idea who The Bellamy
Brothers are, no. Let's see, I thought you for

(46:16):
sure would know. I'm a few bars.
Hold on, if we give me one second, I can play a Bellamy
Brothers. No, I want to hear the live
version. Come on, Eddie.
Let me see. Let your love flow like a
mountain stream and let your love go.
It's a good song, I love it. Look it up kids.

(46:36):
I'm not sure if they have it streaming yet, but it's a good
song. And if you try and listen to it
streaming, you can't choose it because.
Yeah, you can't choose it, so just go go on the stream and
maybe they'll play it if you askthem nicely.
What? That's how streaming.
They have a song named Boobs. That's probably why Edwin knows
them. Yeah, of course.
Let's go forward. This was another showbiz beat

(46:59):
and they kind of did a call backto that joke.
Craig Ferguson gets paid millions of dollars if he's not
named the successor to David. He's got in his contract they
call a Prince of Wales clause which means if the king dies you
ascend to the throne. Unless they don't want you to
and then it's pay or play then fine.
Just pay me my money. And I'll go down right so.
He can't lose. Wow and.

(47:21):
Neither can Parker Lewis, who's also in the right.
Ile with extreme prejudice. Oh, easy.
Bellamy brothers like you just pipe down, hey?
That's enough from you, Richard Marx.
Although I will say this that didn't, I don't think it
warranted that kind of. Reaction.
I don't know what mugs. Mugs almost died.

(47:41):
Back there laughing. Something for the kids?
Today's celebrity birthdays. Bill Bellamy's 49 years old
today. He of course, on the greatest TV
series ever. Fast Lane.
Sure. The two cops.
Was he Glick? He was a clerf.
Clerf. Clerf.
That's right. Clerf and Glick.
I just don't remember anymore what their characters really

(48:01):
were named, but I just remember they were two names that did not
exist in nature, right? Couldn't we revisit the Ralph's
video vault and do some fast lane?
I would love to be reminded of how great that show was it.
Was a pretty good show. I enjoyed it, but I just
remember it was like Deacon. Blau or something?
They had names like no that no one really ever had.
Does anyone remember fast lane? I in passing I I remember it

(48:26):
being a show on Fox. Yeah, I only remember that Ralph
made fun of the name, so I looked him up.
It was Van and Deek. So what did he call him?
Cliff and Splurge or something like that?
He would always make a new name for him.
The names he made-up were betterthan the real names.
That's true, Van. And deke.

(48:47):
Actually when I looked it up it said it's kind of has a cult
following nowadays, so I don't know, maybe I'll revisit it.
One was That was the show that was trying to be like bad boys,
wasn't it? Well, I think it was trying to
be like Fast and Furious. Oh my.
God, this is the worst torture in the whole.
World I guess Fast and the Furious.
Do you know if on the show they talked about whether they sit

(49:08):
while they wipe or stand? That was in the director's cut,
so I never saw that episode. Let's go to something better.
Let's play Total Recall. I'm going to pause after they
ask the question, see if you guys can jump in and do this.
All right, let's go to Uma. Hi, Uma.
Hi. Eminem and Rihanna have just

(49:29):
been added as performers at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards to perform
the hit Monster. Can you Uma name five other
songs by Eminem? Can you guys do it?
I couldn't. Nope, my name is the real Slim
Shady monster. Boobs.

(49:51):
I hate you, Kim. And I love you, Haley.
Boom. That's really good.
I only got 1. I knew his first one.
They used to play that on camera, so let's see how the
contestant. Did Gosh I.

(50:15):
Can't not your thing, huh all? Right, my thing at all.
Let's see how long we have to stay on the phone with you, Uma
for you to name one song by Eminem.
Shoot. Something.
Booty. Something booty, I think that's

(50:35):
called Shake that, but OK. All right, close enough.
Thank you, Uma. Not bad, Uma.
She finally got one, Sort of. I have a question, did Uma ever
meet Oprah? I think she did.
That's another old joke. Kids.
Just Google this whole episode for every obscure reference

(50:58):
we're making. I knew everyone would get that.
One Next up, we have a celebritydeath.
This was Mickey Rooney. So, Lindsay, have you heard of
Mickey Rooney? Either an actor or a wrestler.
Wrestler, definitely. No, the actor Mickey Rooney, he
was in showbiz for like 80 years.

(51:18):
Mickey the Animal, Rooney. Now you might have seen him
because he worked until he died.He was a knight at the museum,
for example. That's a relatively recently
anyway. Let's see, Ben did a touching
tribute to him on the show. Sad news that Mickey Rooney has
passed away. You may not know the name or.

(51:39):
I'm sorry, that never gets out to me.
Let's do the Wednesday open. It's got some good Simpsons
clips in it. I got up at 5:30 in the AM this
morning, 5:30 in the God damn. But I want to know why if you

(52:02):
don't mind. I would begin at the beginning.
It's a new. Day Let's get going 123456 Well
EU Conn. Huskies are the 2014 N double
ACP national champs. Take 2.

(52:24):
NCAA champs, the Huskies celebrating as they took down.
The Is that racist? Tell me the truth.
That's racist. And now?
No, Mr. Rude, I just want you toknow I'm a good sport.
If you want to make fun of my legendary level of cashews, you
have at it. All right.
How many times a day do you go to the can?
No, but 40, I suppose. When are we going on the air?

(52:46):
We're on the air now, Skeletor. What?
Question 2. How long is your Wiener?
Seriously. Great heavens, what kind of
radio show is this? Our feature presentation.
Needs that question answered. Kind of sounds like
Christopher's openings most of the time.
Was that Yukon men or women? I believe it was men.

(53:09):
Because the women were championsthis year.
That's it's full circle. They were the N double ACP
champions. Exactly.
No. In 2014, the men's team won the
championship. And in 2025, the women's team
beat South Carolina to win the NCAA championship.

(53:32):
Lindsay's going to be our sportsperson coming up.
That clip of Mr. Burns being on the show, it was like a take off
on a morning DJ, morning zoo show.
What was the name of it? Was that weenie in the butt?
No, that's a Family Guy. That's fuck.
I always confuse that one with Family Guy.
No, go ahead. I I don't remember.

(53:54):
Bart, can you tell us? That's it, the radio.
I'll go in the most popular program of the day.
I assume that still Don McNeil and his Breakfast Club.
Oh, give it the times, man. It's Jerry Rude in the bathroom
bunch. Which I think is going to be
Christopher's spin off podcast from us, Christopher and the

(54:15):
Bathroom Bunch. Let's move on.
Dave had started doing this thing where he would just yell
and answer and it was pretty funny.
So this is not the first one, this is the second one, and then
I'll play the original. Speaking of which, what network
is that rich kids of Instagram on?
Is that on MTV? I don't know how to watch it.

(54:39):
Why does he yell like that? Dave, you have a microphone You
making we can just the. E network carries the the rich.
Kids of thank you. Of Beverly Hills, I guess it's
called Rich Kids of Beverly Hills.
So that was for Rich Kids of Beverly Hills because Ralph had
been breaking that showdown. So a couple weeks ago I forgot

(55:00):
to pull this clip when it actually came up.
I tried to cut this down, but it's still long.
But it kind of makes it funnier because of the way Dave finally
pops in at the end. Doesn't tell me where to go,
where to send people for these tickets.
I think. It doesn't say God damn thing
about that. Tickets are on sale now, but
where where to go to get them? I got nothing.

(55:20):
I got nothing for you. I'm guessing Ticketmaster dot.
Com I believe the offspring showis part of the Orange County
Fair concert series. Ralph OK.
So maybe that would be a a clue as to where one might
investigate to purchase well. Good, we're sitting on a
treasure. Hunt.
To try to find about how to go about buying the tickets for the
offspring. So you'll get a password and

(55:42):
then you'll have to rent a car and then you'll have to go to
the BSW. Look for the big W some crossing
palm trees, then dig there. Then when you find the box, open
it up and there's a balloon in there that's got a code word on
it. Use that as the guy pushing the
shopping cart down to the Strand.
He's actually undercover and he will give you a stuffed monkey.

(56:03):
Inside that monkey is a key to asafety deposit box.
That's a Chase Bank somewhere inthe greater Southern California,
California area. I don't know, Doctor X.
Why are giveaways become an episode of The Blacklist?
But that's where we're at. I don't either.
I wish Red was here now. I could just ask him to Take Me
Out. Mark Wahlberg.

(56:24):
Guilty. He's.
Not charged with anything, he was on stage at Cinema Con on
Monday night. Paramount Pictures was there as
well, giving presentations to their upcoming films, including
Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Michael Bay's
Transformers Age of Extinction. Mark joked to the audience when

(56:45):
he took the stage. I thought it was here for a
grand opening of Wahlburger's Las Vegas.
See what he did? Yeah.
Then he started talking about how happy he was to be in the
4th installment in the Transformers saga with this
memorable quote. I feel like it's the most iconic
franchise in movie history. To which at that point the.

(57:05):
Entire audience got up and walked out of.
It Well, certainly more so than Lord of the Rings or Star Wars.
Or a little something we like tocall James Bond.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Harry Potter? Hunger Games?
Yeah, dare I go on? Most iconic franchise in movie
history? Ticketmaster, there's our crack

(57:28):
step. There's our crack step.
Right there, right, right on topof it.
Thank you. Thank you, Dave, the King of
Mexico. I love Ralph's just sigh of
resignation. I remember asking when we had
Dave on. I asked him about this because I

(57:48):
was convinced, and still AM, that they were.
They hated Ticketmaster and theywere going out of their way not
to mention Ticketmaster in any way, shape or form.
And he, as the producer, had to come in and actually say it from
a production standpoint. Well, but Ralph said, Ralph said
in that clip when you find him at ticketmaster.com, he said,

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but I'm not sure if you listen to the clip, he's like, I'm not
sure where you get him. I'm assuming ticketmaster.com
but nothing nothing here in the copy so.
I do remember that Kevin of being kind of had a feud with
Ticketmaster. Well, a lot of people did
because of their service fees, convenience fees, fee fees.

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Yeah. So that that could be part of it
too. But if you look at that clip,
it's like 2 minutes and 19 seconds long before he finally
jumped in and yelled Ticketmaster.
Do you remember, Christopher? They used to do that same bit
with Lightning. He would do the realistic plug
and play and he would press a button and give a real distorted
answer to questions. I remember the realistic plug

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and play, but I don't remember how it was used.
Yeah, they used to do that same thing.
Yeah. So for the longest time they
used that as a drop, Ticketmaster said.
Where can you get those tickets,Ticketmaster?
Ticketmaster. Exactly.
Next up, we have an iconic drop.This was the first time it
appeared. Gwyneth Paltrow Speaking of

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breakups. She's a bitch.
Consciously uncoupled, soon to be ex-husband Chris Martin.
All may not be all nicely nice and consciously uncoupling which
would make me so thrilled and happy.
Well, that news. Were to break it, certainly.
Does seem like it's impossible what they were claiming.

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Yeah, so that was the first timeI could find that drop or, or
old Gwyneth Paltrow. That's what her and Chris Barton
split up. Did you remember that term
conscious uncoupling? Yeah, that was weird.
They weren't just the best of friends when they split up, they
were consciously uncoupling. They even went on vacation.

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They did a a a a divorce moon. A breakup moon?
Yeah. Can you imagine what could be
worse than going on a breakup boom with the person you're
splitting up from? I mean, maybe you're still
getting some on the side I guess, but I don't know.
That sounds like the worst breakout moon ever.
So they have that drop and let'ssee who they applied it to like

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the same week. Little little home grown
entertainment news wouldn't be fair if we didn't give a shout
out to the newest member of the Kevin and Bean family, Mike
Catherwood. He's a dad.
He's got a new baby girl. Just happened this morning.
Breaking. News That little girl has no
idea what's in for her. No, she doesn't.
She has no idea what's in for her.

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You know what I mean? I think you're going to say what
she's in for. Thank you.
Yeah, she has a name. We've got the name, although
that would be the greatest name.Ever if.
Catherwood had named his baby Adele Dazeem Catherwood.
I would never stop worshipping the ground he walked.

(01:01:05):
On if that were to. No, but her real name is just as
interesting. Oh, I like the choice of the
word in the delivery of interest.
Please welcome to the planet Earth, Magnolia, Moon,
Catherwood. She's a bitch.
She was just born. She has.
She has done one bitchy thing her whole life.

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Magnolia Moon. Catherwood Moon.
Now, Moon does not surprise me because we know that Mike's wife
Bianca is a is a goddamn hippie,but I don't, I don't know that
I've ever heard of a human namedMagnolia.
Have you guys? I only know the.
Bakery. In my head there's ATV.
Show where there's a character named Magnolia.

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Is Bianca on that TV show? No.
Oh, OK, that doesn't make any sense.
What show, Lisa? What's the one with the Zoe
Hart? Sweet.
Magnolia, Heart of Dixie. Yeah, Heart of Dixie.
Oh, how about that? What if your name was Ass Whore? 01:02:03,600 That must have been being
putting those clips in, calling the poor little baby the B word
and then playing that. Yeah.

(01:02:12):
So that was was that April 10th,I believe, that Magnolia Moon
Catherine Wood was born and by all accounts, she's still alive. 01:02:23,960 And Psycho Mike is still with
Bianca Khalique. Yeah.
Nice job, Mike. They did.
They did move Khalique Khalique Ikaliki laka is the thing to.

(01:02:37):
Sorry, I froze Kalik. Isn't it Kalik?
Sure. Caleb Kalik, can you see one of
those? I don't know.
We don't know. We we're not really good at our
job. Let's go to a game, the hardest
game in the world. You can all play along.
I'm going to choose Jen for thisone.

(01:02:57):
I'll stop it, see if he can giveus the answer.
So what are we doing here today?It's pretty easy, right?
Am I wrong about the Oh, it's hard now?
What makes it so hard? What we'll be doing is
announcing names of movies that have been nominated for an MTV
Movie Award. All you need to do is identify
that movie. Oh, wait a minute, I forgot

(01:03:18):
Bill. I'll be backwards.
All right, well, that does sounddifficult.
So in other words, we'll go to our first contestant and then
we'll tell him, for instance, that the first movie he's going
to be hearing backwards is nominated for Best Fight.
He'll listen to the title backwards.
He just has to tell us what it is forwards.
It's as simple as that. Just that simple.
Should I try and explain it again too or do you?

(01:03:38):
Think we've got it covered I. Think we got it, Dee Dee?
Good morning. Hello.
First up is Dee Dee. She's a student at Rio Hondo
Community College. Go Dingoes.
All right, I'm not sure it's theDingos so best.
Fight is the category you'll find this movie nominated in for
the MTV Movie Awards. Listen up and play it for you

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backwards. You tell us what it is for.
Swing is Nick and the deadlock the worst Namberg.
You get it two times there's. The second time.
I have no idea. This isn't fair because no one
remembers what movie won an MTV Movie Award anyway.
Wait, OK, is it that the something life of Benjamin

(01:04:20):
Sweetie or Swilley? What's his name the the Ben
Stiller movie? What?
Secret Life of Walter Mitty. Secret Life of Walter Mitty.
OK, that's what's funny. We hear all those syllables, so
let's see what the contestant says.
What is the name of that movie? By the way, best fight is a
great and pretty easy clue in this particular case.

(01:04:43):
Divergent. Divergent 2, the legend
continued. Did it sound like divergent
backwards to you? Honestly. 27 syllables.
In. That so I'm going to give you a
no Deedee, I'm. Sorry, Deedee, but those are
hard when they're backwards. Let's play another game again.

(01:05:03):
MTV Movie Awards. This is going to be for you,
Lindsay. All right, let's try.
How do you pronounce this? Shino?
Shinoa, is it? Good morning, Shinoa.
Hey, how's it going so far? Not so good for us on this end.
All right, here's. Your trying to give away
tickets. Yes, we are.
Here's Here's your movie from 2008.
An ancient struggle between two Cybertronian races, the heroic

(01:05:28):
Autobots and the evil Decepticons comes to Earth with
a clue to the ultimate power held by a teenager.
Isn't that the Transformers? Oh shit, sorry.
I knew it as well, but yes, Jen and or I got that correct.
Right. I'm going to give you both a
point. Now, the reason he said that is

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because Mark Wahlberg said, oh, it's the greatest franchise in
history. Transformers.
I don't think so. But anyway, it's very funny this
contestant couldn't answer the question, but well, I'll just
let it play. I'm so nervous, Optimus Prime.
It's, I know I have a tattoo of it.
I just can't. I'm so nervous.
I can't say the word. Oh my God. 2008 Movie of the

(01:06:11):
Year take Just take a breath. OK, what's the movie?
Optimus Prime? Yeah.
What is Optimus? Prime.
Oh man. How about Transformers?
Transformers. You have a tattoo from
Transformers on your body, Why don't?
You just look at the tattoo that's unbelievable, like best,

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like of all the movies in the world that she could have
gotten, it's the one that she has a tattoo on her body.
Of. Oh, that's awesome.
Oh wow, Can you imagine? She was just too nervous.
She was in the brilliance of Kevin and Bean.
I couldn't answer. That reminds me of the Galvin
moment. Do you remember the Galvin
moment? The woman that got a tattoo of

(01:06:58):
the the singer from Bush, but instead of putting Gavin, she
put Galvin. Didn't she find out because she
showed him? Yeah, had a Kevin and Bean meet
up and he's like Galvin. Who's Galvin?
Just. Like I got Galvin tattooed on
me. She's like, they're all Galvin.
Who's Galvin? Let's finish up with Kevin.

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He was at the Coachella house because he was getting ready for
Coachella. He was going to follow around
Alexandra Ambrosia, who's like one of his favorite supermodels,
and I can relate to this. Finally, Alessandro Rosio is
it's it's her birthday and she's.
Going to be Is she there yet? Do you see her yet?
Is she there yet? She is going to be at Coachella
and I would like people to locate her for me and let me

(01:07:42):
know exactly where she is. Hey, that's a great idea.
You know how we're spending all that time with the pings trying
to find the Indonesian flight inthe Indian Ocean?
I bet you could do that. If the listeners helped you out
on Twitter, I bet you could do that.
You could triangulate where she is.
If everybody who sees her tweetsyou and tells you where they
start, you can kind of narrow down the area and you can find

(01:08:04):
are. We going to get a restraining
order for this very conversation.
How many times have I asked thatquestion on this show?
Yeah, going back and listening to these old shows and that was
creepy, especially when they talked about they came, there
was a breakfast with and Kevin was on vacation and the the

(01:08:26):
Victoria's Secret models, Alexandria Ambrosia showed up
and they got really super creepy.
Yeah, that was a thing back thento be real creepy.
That's why I'm out of the time. I should have been born back in
2014 to live through the glory days of creepy.
You should have been born. Oh my God.

(01:08:47):
Well, I should have been a Well,I was around then.
I should have been a raid. You would have just come out of
the womb and then like Katie. Sure, Fully formed, ready to go. 01:08:58,200 Oh my God.
Let me land this boat. Let me land this boat.
Kevin, what did you think about my segment?
That's not bad at all. Thank you.
That's nuts, right? But I don't know, Lisa thinks I
am kind of creepy that. Guy's a Dick.

(01:09:09):
Jeez, come on, Lisa and Ralph, what do you think of this whole
show? Tacky, insulting, lazy and.
Flippant. Well, I will say I have been
flippant today. Well, that's it Back to you
kids. Thanks for listening kids with
this was episode 189 of quitterscould never give up.

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We live in the past, so you don't have to.
Yes, you can file that. That's my moment.
Join us each and every week as we bring you the past, present
and future of the Kevin and Being Creative Universe.
Goodbye. Just a spit take, all right,

(01:09:51):
Stopping recording. And you look like a very
pleasant woman and. But I have to say that tell
everyone what you do, what goes on on your website.
Well, I I think that maybe the issue that you have might be
with our Gawker Stalker map. The Gawker Stalker map tells you
where celebrities have been sited in New York City at any

(01:10:11):
given time. So you can sort of scroll around
and see, you know, Jude Law was.Shopping for condoms at the
Duane Reade in Midtown or so people are out and they have
their cell phones. They can send a little message
to you and say, I just saw, I just saw Gwyneth Paltrow at the
movies. And that way, when Gwyneth
Paltrow comes out of the movies,there can be at least a dozen

(01:10:33):
psychopaths waiting for her. The sunshine sky.
And there's a reason why I'm feeling so hot.
Must be the season when that little light shines all around.

(01:10:56):
There was a story about me that popped up on my Google search.
It said daily Gawker starter. When isn't Jimmy Kimmel visibly
intoxicated? And there's a story about me
being visibly intoxicated. I know it may be funny to you,
but I I didn't find it that amusing.
OK, Through the moon last night with your lover.
I mean, just, I just want you tothink about your life and you

(01:11:19):
know. Just.
Weigh your options. And I mean, because I would hate
to see you arriving in hell and somebody sending a text message
saying, guess who's here? And by the way, not all
celebrities are wealthy. I mean, you know, that's a silly
and stupid thing to say. You know that.

(01:11:40):
Come on now. I can't give you all the time in
the world. It's entertainment.
You have a good day today. Friends.
I did. I had a Superman day.
You had a Superman day. Well, I'm glad to hear that.
Bad name day. Good.
I'm glad to hear that. Well, you know what?
Wait. It's a happy show when we're not
talking about being barren. Show's over folks, thanks for

(01:12:01):
tuning in. And of course, friends, you know
I see you. And I'll see you again.
Woman, woman, what have you done?
Pump, pump, pump.