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Jen's calling. Hello.
Hey, Jen. Hey.
I'm 20 minutes away. 20 minutes.OK, we'll start without you and
then just join in. Will do OK and then can you have
Eddie pull up the Like a Money Like a Monkey clip from
February? Yes.
OK. Thank you.
OK, bye. But I don't know.
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Where? LP is, yeah, that's the weird
thing. She said she was coming to to us
from a tree. Have fun.
I'll be here with this tree. Oh, this is the day.
She's not going to be here. Oh, that's why she wants me to
keep it on Rails. OK.
So we're we're well, so we couldjust start 100.
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Minutes versus your insurance won't take that claim and all
the men gonna be so distinctive.If you want to see your girl.
If you can't for your help, don't break.
That baby GBGBGBG and back. But I'll tell you, Michael
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Jackson never sounded so good. Yeah, Wigwam, Pam.
Wow, you're super pretty. You want to go on a date
sometime. Sandwich.
I guess Kevin and I are lucky because we do a lot of terrible
shows, but they're not rebroadcast.
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It's not like people are going to stumble upon them on
Quitters. Never give up.
Go ahead. Repping for all of quitters.
Never give up. Check off Christopher.
We check off Jen Pastorini. Check off Lindsay.
Hello, Drew. The great Ed Wynn, ladies and
gentlemen. I love him so much because I
said quitters never give up and he said that's all they.
Do You're not dumb. Don't worry, you're not dumb.
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You were just, you were just bamboozled.
A lot of party people, ladies, quitters, never give up.
Episode 191. It's May 4th, so might as well
start celebrating Cinco de Mayo.Taco Time.
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All right, let's introduce the first quitter.
You got Jennifer in the top slot.
We do. Jen.
Jen. She'll be here later.
Let's say hello to the next quitter.
You asked, Lindsay said. I do not like blacks.
That's not true, George. Clooney said.
I'm with Donald. No one said.
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That yeah, no one said I'm with Donald.
Brad Pitt says Angelina and I both agree.
Go, Donald. Go no.
So a lot of strange reaction from the Hollywood community.
Lindsay's on what is it an assignment so she'll be in
later. I don't know if.
Oh, thank God. That one will probably get it
out, but that was hilarious the week that was.
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We'll explain that one and let'ssay hello to Edwin.
To imitate Edwin in a cartoon. Edwin.
Good day mates. Let's say hello to Drew.
So then they need, I guess, theylive on a huge farm, They have a
bunch of pigs, and they need somebody to watch over the pigs.
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And so then Mr. Drew, I guess, is a neighbor who has been
around for a while. His family's farmed land on the
estate. OK.
Hey, Drew. Hey, how's it going?
Me and the pigs hanging out. I guess it was a it was a mad
scramble this morning to put this show together.
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And I found that somewhere. I just typed in, Drew in the
computer and that's what came upand.
Thank. You, you're welcome.
I think it's. From Downton Abbey.
It's from Downton Abbey. I think so.
Oh. OK.
Never seen it. Never, yeah, never saw it.
Not enough louds for me and I'm Christopher.
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Oh, Christopher. I'm Miss Piggy I.
Miss you A? Wonderful.
How's it going? Wow, you and Miss Piggy.
Yep, that was from when Christopher Reeve hosted The
Muppet Show. Pretty awesome, was it?
A pre or post horse accident. He was walking around, so yes,
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OK, OK, OK. It was like right around
Superman days, so he was breaking stuff in the dressing
room by just pulling things because he was super strong and
Miss Piggy was all infatuated with him.
Pretty hilarious. Let's start with the flash row,
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not the flashback. Let's start with the oh, I'll
just play the flashback with no introduction and then we'll
clean up it in here. Here we go.
Hello and welcome to a very special flashback because I'm
going to introduce you NAD flashbacks and no.
Flashbacks. Let's.
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Have a look at this. Just play the intro all.
Right, that was Jen with the flashback.
What a wonderful flashback. That was amazing.
Wow. Best ever.
I I'm impressed, Jen. It takes me back, right?
Let's do the podcast Random. Oopsies.
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You. Get it and when you want her to
promote your podcast. We got it A.
No to happy, goodbye to the blue.
Janky. Podcast.
A interesting 1 today. It's going to make some people
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go and then some people go, other people go.
That'd probably be any. All right, it is a podcast
roundup for everybody. Let's start the roundup with a
recap of the meet up. Edwin and I and A group of
teabaggers and quitters never give up.
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Listeners were at Melinda's house and we watched the Lost
Boys. Edwin, give us your full report.
Oh great crowd of people. Met my new best friend Jeff, not
Jeff Flores. This is Jeff, too.
He worked for Nickelodeon. He designs toys.
We're going to be best friends forever.
If I could get his number. Yeah.
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Had a great time. Never seen Lost Boys before.
A classic 80s flick, so watched it with people talking and
laughing and yelling. I still don't know what happened
in that movie, but it was great to see everybody.
Oh, thank you, Melinda, for opening your house to us.
Yeah, Melinda had a beautiful house.
I made sangria and and it was just a really blast.
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It was a blast. We all had fun.
Edwin, you love connection there.
I love it. It's awesome.
And what else happened? I don't remember much else.
I drank a little bit too much. I was going.
To say, is that the Sangria's fault?
Yeah, I think so. Well.
Jodie stayed awake for this so. That did she?
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I don't. Remember, that's what we heard
and let's see what else. Oh, I met a person, Elisa.
She said hi. She said she listens to the
show, so shout out to her. Oh yeah, and Summer, Summer says
she's. This is the show.
Shout out, you know. What listens to this crap?
You know, we're, we're, we're gaining people.
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We got like 6 now. What?
Yeah. Anyhow, thanks again, Melinda.
Thanks again, Stockdale for helping us with these clips and
it was a fun time. Let's start off this roundup
with Ralph. Are you excited for this
roundup? Jones have been so excited.
I'm going to just plug it into my veins.
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That's right, because we don't have a we don't have a Lindsay
to keep us on the rails. So we can go as long as we want.
We can do everything we want to do.
Poop talk galore. Let's go ahead and start in
Janky Town. They had well, Janky Town
scooped us on on their tribute to Jed and it was it was just a
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tearful moment. I I just got to play this recap
here. We'll miss you, Jed.
And that's the probably the worst tribute to Jed I think
you'll ever hear. Listen, I'm not good at that,
but it just did bump me out. I wish I had a story that that
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could encapsulate Jed and and the person he was, but I was
young. I didn't talk to him when I was
a a a bored a phone up. And then as as I worked with
Kevin and Bean, it was just always just fun just chatting
with them and talking music and hearing his weird stories and
his weird experiments and on theweird things he was doing in his
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house in Pasadena. But we'll miss you, Jed.
But. Tear my eye.
Can I have a moment? I I I'm misting up here.
You know, Jed was there for everybody at their start telling
them how they need to keep up the work and, and, and they're
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doing such a great job with everything they're doing.
And Dave didn't really talk to him.
But you know, that's janky town for you.
Love it. Let's go over to not today, the
not today podcast. They were discussing Gen.
Z and their fashion choices. You said the kids that go to
Colton's school, some, like all the girls, wear what pajamas do.
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You have a pants. Gen.
Z just wears pajama pants at school and a sweatshirt.
I can get behind that. There's like a group of girls
I've noticed when you drop them off they're like half of them
are dressed like they just woke up and the other half like put
way too much work into going to school.
Like, like they're just. Like hair and makeup, there's
like two different. Puberty line.
I. Guess it is, but it's crazy like
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some girl like I've never like. When we went to high school, no
girl wore sweatpants to school. So funny because when I was when
I was younger and more insecure,I skewed on the I took forever
to get ready for school and overdid the makeup and the hair
and all that and got in trouble for dress code and things like
that. When I got to college and I
actually got popular for being hot, I was like, I don't have to
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do any of this anymore. I've achieved.
I accidentally would go to school in my pajamas and I'd be
like, I I'm here. What the fuck do you want?
I've arrived. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're welcome. The world knows I'm.
Hot. You're welcome it.
Must be nice being being hot andjust being able to wear pajamas
all day. I I do that, am I hot?
I. Yeah, you are, Drew.
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Oh. Thank you.
Yeah. If you know.
I am with Eddie though. Sometimes you pass a high
school, you're like, God, she just is better than a supermodel
did. And that's just a kid.
It it is kind of weird. Eddie, you passed by high
school. Creepy alert.
Creepy alert. Creepy alert.
Creepy alert. There you go, she says.
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It's good. Queen Jay has been nursing her
shoulder. She had shoulder surgery.
The one thing that it's providedus is Queen Jay on drugs.
And this is a moment where they're bringing up what is it
born this day? And she just loses it.
Loses it. She loses it over.
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Yeah. Lindsay's not here to mark the
time. She loses it over this one
simple fact. 1792 John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich, was
called Earl of Sandwiches. Why is that so funny?
There's the Earl of Sandwich. That's how we got sandwich.
That's how we got sandwich from this guy.
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He was the British statesman whoclaimed to have invented the
sandwich. What is up?
With you, the Earl of Sandwich, that's the place it is.
He was the Earl of Sandwich, andthat's how we.
Invented the. Sandwich.
We literally got the sandwich from the Earl of Sandwich.
That's why they call it. Sandwich Panini, OH.
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My God, woman. Three this.
Is my wife ciabatta? 4 volume a day, 4 just four.
There has to be a limit. It's got to be.
In my son Rye. She is high as fuck.
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She's. Doing better than I, I mean, I
found that funny. That's that shows you something.
I want what she's on. And Eddie wants some.
Eddie wants whatever she's having.
And she was like that the whole last week.
Just any kind of thing, just tickle there.
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I'm sure Luke liked it. Let's go.
Oh, let's keep with Ralph. He left his phone at his
daughter's practice and he's going to go a day without his
phone. So it went well.
I'll go 24 hours without a phone.
How hard can that be? Hard.
I'm losing my mind. I'm losing my mind.
I feel like I lost an arm. It's it's like, it's like our
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it's almost like our sixth sense.
Like it's, it's, you know, it's like, it's the touch, taste,
sight, smell, hearing phone. I can't do anything.
Yeah, it's all of that. I had to e-mail Eddie because I
couldn't text him. Olivia's mom is trying to get a
hold of me. She doesn't know why I'm not
responding. He's a Dick to do.
Queen Jay is out and about in the world.
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I can't. He can be stranded right now
with one arm. This is.
But I'll get to this in a second.
On top of that, I can't take a dump.
No 'cause I take that into the bathroom with your come on, I
can't. I can't do anything.
You're all backed up. I can't do anything, no.
Right. Life without a phone, Jesus
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Christ. I would literally die.
That's actually not not a joke. Well, you use it to for
monitoring and stuff, right? For.
Yeah, it controls my pancreas. I mean, I like I'm saying like
without a phone, it would cause some serious damage.
Yeah. Yeah, Ralph goes to a little bit
more discomfort without a phone.Here's a little bit of that.
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But I thought about it and I said we.
Used to live our whole lives. This way a majority of our
lives, you and I from our generation, I told Olivia.
When I was your age, my parents never had a way to get ahold of
me and vice versa. I had to find a payphone if I
wanted to tell my parents I was going to be home late for vast
stretches of my life. I was in no contact with anyone
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that I knew really only up untillike 2010 until smartphones came
around. We just had cell phones.
We weren't on your cell phone. They used it for call, used it
to call somebody or text somebody.
So it's really only last 15 years they've been attached to
it. Hasn't been that long.
No, but what has it done to my brain?
It's we're wired into it now. We're connected to it.
I, I'm dying. I'm dying, literally dying.
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Imagine all the notifications onyour phone when you pick it up
today. It's going to take you an hour
to get through it all. I I'm addicted to that device.
We all are. Society is.
So if I seem a little jittery today, it's just because I'm
jonesing. You'll get it back jonesing.
You'll be so excited. I'm going to just plug it into
my veins. I'm just going to stick my phone
into my arm. Don't hurt a thumb when you pick
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it up. Oh my God.
That was true for a lot of my life.
I did not have a cell phone. Same.
Yeah, it does produce a lot of anxiety.
I think most of the anxiety is how people are going to react,
that we aren't responding to them.
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Edwin, you lived most of your life without a phone.
Yeah, it's weird how it's kind of taken over even an older
person like me because of one time I left my phone at home
when I went to the bank, just tothe ATM.
And I'm like, what if I break down?
What if I the car won't start? And that was just, you know, I
live two blocks from the bank. So yeah, it's strange how it's
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taking us over. Remember when Bean would leave
his phone, When he'd go walking the dogs and Ally would flip
out? Too much.
Too much connectivity. We need to, you know, stop,
right? Cut the cord.
Let's go over the Kevin Show andon K Rock is is it just the
Kevin show? I don't want Lindsay to come
back and say it's got to be a full name.
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It's Kevin in the afternoons. Kevin.
Kevin. Kevin Ryder on K Rock again.
Again, for the second time, remember Kevin and his key
cards? He's still having key card
problems. It's Kevin Ryder.
I am back. I've been here 3 weeks, just got
my new key card yesterday and itdoesn't work.
So I got that going for me. I think they just gave him a
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fake card. They just gave him a piece of
plastic. They're like, you're going to
lose it anyways. You're just.
We'll open the door for you. They just gave them their
holiday and express card from the night before.
Like here you go. They gave them those little fake
paper ones that come in the wallets when you buy them.
Oh, yeah. Just as Kevin on it, he brought
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up Megan Holiday is doing part of the show with him.
And she brought up this kind of stalkerish way.
This guy got a date from a womanat her hair salon and this
brought up a caller that called in about an old memory from
Loveline. K Rock.
Hello. Well I was on ATV show when I
was younger and I hosted love lines with poor man and then
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after that he had a jail date, double date for me and my Co
star and people had to call in and then come and go on a date
with us and Dalt was downstairs for more the K rock.
Office. Yeah, Dalts was the name of the
of the restaurant downstairs. Yeah, yeah.
Wow, wow, that's frightening. Did didn't someone show up?
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Yes, we both had a date that night and and my mom was there
and Oh my God I was only 16. So.
You were 15 and how old were theguys?
I believe they were 1718, something like that.
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That's OK. That's not too bad if we're
talking about, you know, 53. All right.
The things you got away with in 90s.
Radio or 80s, it would have beenin the late 80s if it's, she
said. Poor man.
Yeah, but that poor man got off the air at 93.
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Yeah. Yeah.
So it could have been early 90s.Any idea who you think that
person is? Any idea who that is?
Did she say she was on a television show?
Yes, Blossom. Yeah, I the girl had a birthday
and that made me think of it when I heard this clip.
Jenna Van Oy, I think it might be her.
You think it's her? I remember she was on Loveline
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all the time. And it all kinds of stunts with
them like that. Before my time.
It was in my time, but it doesn't ring a bell.
But yeah, creepy alert, definitely.
And let's go over here to Kevin with songs that get stuck in
your head. I, I brought this in 'cause I
think this is, this might not bethe record for the longest
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moment with Kevin ever. There's a minute 16.
Earlier today I was buying dog food.
I was in a Whole Foods and I wasnot really paying attention.
I was looking for the food, the brand of the food, and I was
wandering up and down the aislesand couldn't find the exact
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brand that I was looking for. And then I realized there was a
song on in the store. And this is one of my least
favorite songs because it gets stuck in I first of all, I don't
know what it's about. Second of all, it gets stuck in
my head endlessly. So for the rest of the day I
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have no idea what the words are,but I.
It says it's from chess. I don't know if that's a play,
Broadway play. I don't know what this is, but I
do know that it drives me crazy.And they were playing it today
and I thought we would take phone calls today.
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1-800-520-1067 What is the song that you can't get out of your
head? It is least welcome and yet
won't leave. The song, it says one night in
Bangkok. Yeah, it was played on K Rock a
whole bunch of times. He.
Does he? Does he not?
Remember, I, I don't know, he says.
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He doesn't know the words. He doesn't know what it's about.
I, I, I don't, I don't get it. I I don't, I don't understand.
Maybe he just doesn't listen to the music I.
Or the words. But like that's that's been a
thing that they brought up on K Rock.
Like Ralph used to sing the Bangkok Oriental city.
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He used to make that joke all the time and Ally too.
And oh, there you go. That was a long as moment with
Kevin. But then he followed up with
this one. K Rock, Hello you.
Know that one that goes I get knocked down.
But I get up again. Yep.
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Yeah, yes, that one. Yep, Yep, Yep.
The Proclaimers. That is a rough one.
That one gets stuck in my head all day as well.
Yes, yes. Thank you for calling.
I appreciate it. The Proclaimers.
Oh yes, yeah, I remember them. Yeah, yeah, that.
Was That was not them. That was not the Proclaimer.
It was Chumbawamba. Right tub.
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Thumping, hub thumping. That was the name of the album.
Wasn't that the name of the songtoo?
In the song too, yeah. I would walk 500 miles, right?
Yeah. And I would walk 500 miles.
And I would walk 500 more. I brought a couple of clips in
for Lindsay specifically just because.
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And I forgot she wasn't going tobe here.
Forgot we put her on assignment.This one was the PM Jingle from
yesterday. Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo. I like the lyrics personal so
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that must be some dumb kids show, right?
Must be I'm thinking like a blippy or a someone that.
Or a bluey or a. Yes, Bleedy is huge for the
kids. They love it.
Who's going to bleed? This week, Mommy, let's find
out. Wouldn't Bleedy be the best kids
show? I could just picture Lindsay
just bopping her head to the personal minutia Jingle and just
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getting so pissed off once once being goes it's it's some dumb
kids show. I could just I could just feel
her scorn. I think that's why she's not
here. I think honestly.
She took the week off for just this reason.
I think she just bailed on the podcast.
She's like fuck this show I'm not going to be there anymore.
Some dumb kid show. Blippy bleedy.
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God damn it let's move over to Bean's demon fridge.
I thought this was hilarious. This could be the last show we
ever do. You say that every show.
I wish it every show. No, because I'm I sent you a
photo of the little kitchen thatI'm in and I'm backed up against
the demon refrigerator and I'm convinced that it is going to
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kill me. It is making satanic sound, this
fridge like. What kind?
Give me an example. Well it is still plugged in so
we should hear it at some point.It usually doesn't take too
long. It just it's like the the roar
of a hell mouth. It really it just comes out of
nowhere. It's deep and intense and scary
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and I can't imagine what's goingon in this fridge.
I just, I've never heard anything like it.
The roar of a hell mouth just said.
That's what it's like and I texted you last night and I said
you're not going to believe thisfridge.
I may have to unplug it for the show and I have pulled it out
from the wall so I can reach thesocket and I can unplug it in an
instant if we need to. Being in his demon fridge.
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This is where I miss Ralph. Like they would just call Ralph
and he would just RIP into him with the that the low modulated
voice demon fridge and you left talk to him.
Oh man, I I love that. I know some of those bitch just
write themselves right. Right.
Oh man. But he goes on to kind of make
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it even weirder. Then I thought, what if today's
the day a little kid for the first time ever learns about
calling a stranger and saying, is your refrigerator running?
And then you're supposed to say yes.
And then they go, well, you better go chase it.
And then they hang up the phone.It's one of the great thrills of
childhood. Am I going to deprive that young
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man or lady from the joy of a prank phone call because they're
going to call me and go, is yourrefrigerator running?
I'm going to no, I unplugged this making too much noise.
I'm doing a podcast. Imagine I'm disappointing.
That would be for the little youngster.
Why did the youngster turn British in your story?
So there may not be fringe prankcalls happening, but I do in
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fact still have Prince Albert ina can though, so we'll be fine.
How did Ali focus on the little boy being British and not the
fact that nobody makes prank phone calls anymore?
Nobody's made prank phone calls since crank anchors went off the
air. Yeah, I was thinking that too.
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I mean, kids are deprived of that completely.
There's no way that they don't do that anymore.
There's caller ID, nobody even answers the phone.
Kids don't even make phone callsanymore.
I don't understand it. Most houses don't even really
have landlines. I have, I have an outfit here.
(26:42):
It's not hooked up to anything. So I mean, I, I guess, but you
know, they watch The Simpsons. Eventually, someday some kids
going to type in a number and ask them, you know, it's like,
it's Seymour Butts there or. Something like that, but OK.
But you get a number that you don't recognize.
You don't answer the phone. If it's, if it's my error
though, if it's my area code andthe local prefixes, you know the
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first three. If it's one of those, I, I, I
generally do answer it because it's like normally a doctor or
something like that for me. If it's not that though, yes, it
goes to voicemail. You are correct.
Although we do get a lot of I wouldn't call them prank texts
but spam texts these days. Oh God that's taken up the air
space. That used to be prank texts or
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prank phone calls. Hold on.
I have Jen on the phone. Jen.
Yeah, hi. How's it going, Jen?
It's OK, I just got home and I have no Internet.
I. Can't.
Oh man, discourse. So yeah, it's been 1 hell of a
weekend, let me tell you, but it'll be a good story for next
week. All right, we look forward to
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the story next week. OK.
Sounds good. Thanks.
Sorry about that. No worries.
Bye. OK, Bye Jen.
Breaking NEWS UPDATE. What are we going to, what are
we going to put in the middle ofher segment now?
Because we totally did bumpers for it as if we've recorded it.
I think I'll play one night in Bangkok.
I think we can just put that right in the middle right there.
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Bangkok, Oriental city. But yeah, nobody, nobody makes
point. Prank phone calls.
And let's move on to the next subject on the cup of tea in a
chat. There has been a question that's
been dividing the nation a a special circumstance that
everybody's been wondering. We want to figure out how this
would happen. There's just two sides to the
story. Sides saying yes, I'd say no.
(28:33):
Can 100 men beat a gorilla? Could 100 dudes take down a
silverback gorilla? I thought that for sure was
going to be what we were talkingabout.
That has also been very popular.What?
What is going on with men? I'm thinking that they would
win. That battle, oh, I think we
would win if there are 100 of us, I think we would win.
(28:53):
Look, it would take it would take a long time to I can't
believe now you're making us talk about this.
It would take a long time to wear down the gorilla.
And you're right, the gorilla isstronger than us by a
hundredfold. I understand that.
But no matter how many guys get torn apart limb from limb, yeah,
you send in 10 more, and then you send in 10 more and then you
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send in 10 more. You're doing.
It in waves, that's what you're saying.
You're doing it in waves, that'show.
You're insane because I'm going to tell you this.
Once the first guys get ripped apart, every single guy after
that be like loses their any sense of strongness.
Does that make sense? Like they're going in even half
their strength because they're now terrified.
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Right. Of course, you're assuming in in
the formula that all the men aregoing to be trying their hardest
to take down this gorilla. Of course you can't have, you
can't have a bunch of quitters, right?
I think 100 versus 1, I think you could do it.
I think you're insane. It wouldn't be easy.
It wouldn't be easy, that's for sure.
I think men are being crazy. OK, couple things.
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Could 100 of us quitters take ona gorilla?
No, but I want no. I want a computer simulation of
100 beans taking on a gorilla. I could arrange this.
I I could arrange this. I have a program called Epic
Battle Simulator. I will have this next week.
Oh, definitely. I I need that scent next week.
(30:21):
I want that scent today. Do it.
Do it. Do it, Drew.
Do it. Do it, Dino, do.
It all right, Let's keep going. Let's keep going.
You're probably right. We definitely have a self
inflated view of ourselves, that's for sure.
I'll tell you this. If I'm involved in that scrim,
I'm positioning to is it a scrum?
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I am positioning myself to be atthe back of that line.
I'm gonna be the 100th person. I'm gonna hope.
I'm gonna hope the whole thing gets sorted before I even get.
You want it to be you're the 100th.
So you walk in and the gorilla just goes.
Just go home dude, Just go. Exactly, and then there are no
witnesses left to see what a pussy I am right and I could
just slink over. There.
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Oh man, 100 men versus a gorilla.
I don't even understand why people are thinking of this.
You know, I I get what be insanethough, because he's saying, not
saying that they're going to be he's going to rope a dope.
The gorilla, like the gorilla isgoing to be tired of killing and
that's how they finally get him.It's like the exact brand again.
You know this kill bots, they got a set limit.
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We'll just keep throwing men at it until the kill bots hit that
limit and self destruct. I'm with Ali.
You standing there and you see the gorilla ripped through the
1st 10 dudes in probably a worseway than SAW could ever have
done. You know, just their faces been
arms being ripped off. You would just go home.
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I would just be like it. That's that's enough for me.
You don't get to you don't get to go home though.
You get drafted into it like youlike you got everyone in that
100. They got a text like
congratulations, you've been selected November 97th to battle
the guerrilla for the United States.
And it's like there is no cancel.
Just get ready. No, I would just, I would figure
(32:08):
out a way. I'd, I'd draft Dodge.
I'd be Donald Trump with bone spurs just out there.
You would see a gorilla just RIPsome dudes face off and you just
wouldn't want to be part of that.
Gorillas aren't 1000 times stronger than people.
They are 20 times stronger than.People OK, 20 times.
OK. So you got 100 people that
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should have the advantage. Yeah, we got five times.
The the, the, the people. Yeah, but you have you.
Have you seen someone get their ass beat Like have you seen
someone in a fight like it is. It is ugly and unsettling.
Just they could just overwhelm them though.
You know, if 20 or 30 guys jump on a grill, he can't fight them
all. He can't just the mass of the
people. Now, these would have to be like
(32:51):
linebackers. I'm not talking about me or
being. I'm thinking fit guys are
fighting them. Yeah, I think the first part of
it is like like young 2020 something year old guys in
shape. I mean, yeah, 100 Marines could
probably do it because they havethe training.
Yeah, I just don't think that's going to.
Yeah, that just wouldn't work inany way, shape or form.
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They're 20 times stronger. They also live in high
altitudes. So everybody's saying that they
don't have a lot of endurance, but that's because they live in
higher altitudes and they're like 400 to 500 lbs.
So you bring them down here or you take 100 dudes up there,
it's just not going to happen. The interesting thing about any
of these questions that come up is where people go like beans,
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like, well, we'll go in waves and I'm going to be the last
guy. And if you saw someone get beat
up by the gorilla, ripped apart,you, you'd get scared and run
away. So it is, I guess, as an
intellectual exercise. That's the interesting.
Part I I'm hoping Drew's workingon that. 100 beans versus a
gorilla. I I literally am doing it right
now. I want 100 shacks versus a
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gorilla. I'm I'm going to gorillas for
the fucking things. Shit.
OK, I can't wait to see that. All right, all right.
You gotta send it in to me. It's gonna be great.
I've never used this program foranything useful, so.
Until now. All right, that's the end of the
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podcast roundup. You guys can still ponder that
gorilla story. I do have AI.
Don't know if I've ever told thegorilla suit fight story.
Did I ever tell you guys that one?
No. Think so I would ever.
On Halloween, I went with a girlfriend to a Halloween party
and I dressed as a gorilla in a gorilla suit and it was in South
LA and it was not a very, I was what, 25?
(34:49):
So it was not a very safe neighborhood, and it was not a
very safe party. I would say we wound up there
because of her sister and her boyfriend, who was not, you
know, he was a rough guy, and hegot jumped outside the party by
about 10 dudes. And it was ugly.
(35:11):
It was really bad. And none of his friends joined
in to, like, fight him. And the girl I was dating comes
up to me. You have to do something, Go in
and help him. And I was like, no, not gonna,
just not gonna take on 10 Jolos.So 10 guys can beat a fake
gorilla? Yeah, yeah.
But actually, I, she, she pleaded with me and I, I, I gave
(35:34):
her like parts of the costume like the mask and the gloves and
I went running, but I went running as slow as I could run.
Like hopefully by the time I getthere, somebody else will have
jumped in. And none of his homies jumped
in. And I got there and I, I pulled
off like one of the dudes off and some guy punched me in the
(35:54):
back of the head and I think he broke his finger.
But I was able to get him out and, and help.
But yeah, it was, it was pretty brutal how bad he got beat up,
which is why I'm thinking of thewhole, you see the dude get
ripped apart by a gorilla. You're just not going to want to
be there anymore because yeah, just just regular people beating
up a guy is pretty bad. Anyhow being any review of of me
(36:18):
doing this roundup or me in a gorilla suit fighting 10 dudes?
And then she says, But he's got IBF and he never stops having
diarrhea. Yeah, I guess that's true.
Anyhow, let's do the week there was.
Press the button, my friend. Send me back into time.
Edwin, our listener. Edwin, he's a funny man.
(36:39):
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny man.
(37:00):
You can't pass out a lot. Oh, you OK?
Is that all right? You're right there.
Welcome kids, I did that on the fly.
I can't wait to see how that sounds in real in real life.
OK, this is the week that was April 28th to May 2nd, 2014.
Let's start off with celebrity death DJ Easy Rock.
(37:21):
Christopher, do you know who that is?
It takes 2 to make a thing go right.
It takes 2 to make it out of theside.
Huh. So there's an interesting thing
about this. This is Ralph doing the show biz
beat. DJ Easy Rock thought he'd be.
Around for the Justice League movie?
Sure. I bet he thought it takes.
(37:44):
Two weeks in the outside. Woo.
DJ Easy Rock, best known for that collaboration with his long
time friend, rapper Rob Bass, passed away Sunday at the age of
46 years old. Rodney Skip Bryce was his real
name and cause of death has yet to be revealed, but it was
confirmed by Rob Baseby on Instagram.
(38:06):
And you're not really dead untilsomeone says it on Instagram.
That's true how it works, but sad news.
Great, great song. I was talking to DJ Omar Khan.
DJ Omar Khan, who of course, besides being the genius who
puts together all our productionstuff here on the Kevin Bean
Show, is also a wildly popular and busy party DJ.
(38:27):
And we were talking in the otherroom and I said, so it takes 2
monster floor filler, right? He goes whenever I'm in a gym,
whenever the party is lulling, whenever nobody's out there.
That's the thing, I drive. So I played it twice this
weekend, really just like a herdof buffaloes out to the dance
floor people go. So it was one of the great party
songs of all time. I think that would be a fun
(38:48):
Kevin have been phone in topic one day.
The songs that it is impossible not to dance to because there
are. I mean that's a perfect.
I mean that song is 26 years oldand I bet there there's barely
been a party in the last 26 years where that song hadn't
been played. It's a monster.
You can't beat it. It's a it's a guaranteed party
machine. Here's one that you have to
dance to when you hear it. Balls, balls, balls, balls,
(39:09):
balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls,
balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls,
balls. Right.
Who's with me? Well, we were going in this
direction. I want to hear but well that.
Was a moment of party. Yeah, they actually did a call
(39:30):
in topic. You know, what's your go to jam?
And I was surprised. None of the stuff I liked.
Well, that's not a surprise. But none of like a funky 70s
song. But like DJ Omar Constant, that
was like #1 he said if you want to get the party going.
Right. You guys, there's got to be a
better song than that. That's a good song though.
(39:51):
It's OK, that's. A good jam?
No, it is. It's a good song.
I don't think. I don't think you can find much
better than that. They did bring up what Rick
James, right? And some Rick James, I'd go for
that. Some 70s stuff, yeah.
The column was all like hip hop,so I was a little bit
disappointed. Someone finally mentioned a 70s
(40:12):
song, I think it was from Earth,Wind and Fire.
So. Oh yeah, what about this one?
Thank. God, Oriental, sitting in the
city, don't know what. The city is oh, I can't sit down
and that's play the. Chess world in a show with
everything that that's the. Gem Well done.
More info on the Mars 1 flight. They talked about this the week
(40:34):
before and now, you know, being really wanted to go and someone
got back to them about that. So last week here on the show, I
told you about the Mars 1 update.
Mars One, of course, is the private organization.
This is not a NASA, not a government run organization, but
it's a private company that plans to send astronauts to
Mars. And it's a one way trip.
And lots of people worldwide signed up for this thing.
(40:56):
When they made this announcementa couple of years ago, over
80,000 people signed up to be these astronauts.
They've narrowed it down now to 700 people.
And I was telling you about two of them that live in Southern
California. One is named Sue Ann Peen, the
other is named Mario Banasen. Neither of them are, you know,
have astronaut training or even scientists, but they may be the
(41:17):
type of people that they are looking for.
Mars 1. You know, I went back to the
files here from the last time that we talked about this.
And here's a here's a little bitof an interview from Baz
Lundorp. He's the Co founder of Mars One,
talking about the kinds of people that they are looking for
to send up to Mars on a one way trip.
We have a a good team member in our team.
His name is Norbert Craft. He's he's worked at the Japanese
(41:38):
Space agency and at NASA for crew selection for astronauts.
And he has pointed out that the most important thing is not the
medical skills and the engineering skills.
The most important thing is theyneed to be the kind of people
that you and I want to be stranded with on an uninhabited
island. Now that's me.
That's all about me. I'm exactly the kind of person
(42:00):
that you'd want to be stranded with on an island.
So that's why I've applied and that's why I'm going to Mars.
At least I hope so. I think Baz Lundhorp is on the
phone with this right now. Co founder of Mars One, joining
us on the Kevin Bean show on K Rock right now.
Hello, Sir. Yes, good morning.
How are you today? Or can I just call you boss
since we're going to be working together so closely once I am
picked for the mission? Well, it must be a little early
for you to making the that that the use of my name and that
(42:26):
word. OK, all right, well, you know
how desperately I want to go. Ever since the mission was
announced, I have been one of the people who has been saying
please, please pick me. Pick me.
I want to go on the one way tripto Mars.
Yes, we have. You've received your your
application and as you mentioned, we have narrowed it
down to 700 potential candidatesfor the trip to Mars.
(42:50):
And so now we're starting the process of interviewing and
vetting the many people who haveapplied for you.
What's going to be a one way trip to Mars?
This is fantastic. I I promise you, Mr. Lansdorp,
you will not be disappointed. I will be the hardest working
little astronaut you ever hired.Well, that's, you know, good to
hear even someone who's of course dedicated and wants to
(43:10):
work hard to be on the trip to Mars.
Of course, we are still raising the money for the the trip.
We haven't come up with the money yet.
We are trying to raise $6 billion for the trip.
Yeah, yeah, that's, that's a lotof cash.
That's that goes beyond a Veronica Mars Kickstarter,
doesn't it? Yes.
Well, so far we've raised over $84,000, so we're almost there.
(43:33):
All right, so, so we got a ways to go on the money, but what,
what can I do to better ensure that I am selected as one of
your astronauts? Well, I'm looking at your your
application here. I want to ask some follow up
questions. Yes, Sir, of course.
It says, you know, many of our the things we're looking for in
an astronaut are someone who is curious.
(43:54):
And I think that you're there, you get that.
One for sure. I am very curious about many,
many things. Absolutely.
Creative is important, and with the line of work that you do,
it's apparent that you have creativity.
Thank you. Thank you, Sir.
Resourcefulness. You must be able to solve
problems and work in a precious situation.
(44:17):
And with your work in radio, it seems like that is also.
Good. Well, I do work with beer mug
five days a week. I think that shows a lot of
patience. Your IQ is very good.
You have a good IQ tonight. OK.
I appreciate that. Thank you, Sir.
It sounds like I'm in. You have to be adaptable, you
have to be flexible. You can't be too rigid when it
comes to you know certain, you know, routines that you must
(44:41):
stick with or anything. So adaptable is important.
And now looking at the interviews we've done with some
of the people you work with, andOh yeah.
No, on that you wait. We don't have Daddy's on Tuesday
on Mars and IHOP on Thursday. I don't even know what these
IHOP is you keep mentioning in your application.
It's written over and over and over again.
(45:02):
I hop, I hop, I hop. And I thought initially you're
saying you are good, you know, physically fit Hopper.
But no, it's something about pancakes.
Yes, All right. Well, that's OK, But you can't.
You can't kick me off the ship just based on one thing.
Of course it's not, anyone will have all the qualities, so we're
looking for many different. I'm still in.
Works well with others. Is an important part of yeah.
(45:24):
Hold on a second here, who told you I don't work well with
others? We have to ask around and we
talk to your friends and coworkers if they would give you
a thumbs up or thumbs down in that area and I'm sorry.
That is painful. I'm.
Physical fitness. Physical fitness.
You can't pass out a lot. Oh, you OK?
(45:46):
Is that all right? You're right there.
Did you break any ribs on a radiator?
No, I'm OK. Oh, hey, you OK over there?
You all right? I'm OK, I just slept for a
second. I'm all right, I bet.
A few organs too. That can't be good.
That's the problem. That sounded very good for me,
friends. Friends and social aspect.
(46:06):
You have to be able to get alongwith people and everyone wants
to be stranded on the desert island with you.
Yes, it's very, very tight quarters.
Oh, come on, Wait a minute. Hold on a second.
Here. Really.
That's so good. Yes, you could you give us a
list of friends who we could talk to?
You said not applicable. Well, I wanted to get back to
you on that once I come up with some names.
Yeah. So I'm just saying from now
(46:30):
here, from how we look, not so much for you to go Mars.
Oh this is so disappointing to me.
Hey. Wait a minute though, do you
have any money? Yeah, I can certainly chip in
there if that would help. All right.
You're going to Mars. Congratulations.
So one of the people that being mentioned on the list, her name
was Susan PN, she was a Kevin ABlistener and she called in and
(46:53):
this is not a bit, this is really her.
In September of 2022, I think Kevin, is when Mars 1 takes off
with humans on board. They will land on the Red Planet
in April of 2023 and will live out the rest of their lives
there. It's a permanent human
settlement on Mars, and lots of people, thousands and thousands
(47:15):
and thousands of people signed up when they started advertising
for astronauts. One of those people who's still
in the running is a round two candidate to end up on Mars is
Kevin Bean listener Sue MPN, whojoins us on the show right now.
Hi, Sue Ann. Hi.
I love you. I'm going to grab onto your leg
and I'm not going to let go. Take me with you, baby.
(47:39):
I was just saying you guys are awesome.
I literally grew up listening toKevin and Beam every morning
going to school. I'd be like, it'd be like, I
don't know, I'd be 15 years. Old is that why you're damaged
now and you want to go to Mars? Probably, probably.
Well, we have so many. We have so many questions for
(48:00):
you, but let's start with the one that everyone is thinking
right now, because I have discovered as I discussed this
with people in my life, that there are two types of people.
They're they're type people who think you must be insane to want
to go to Mars. And then there are the type of
people like you and me who go. It would be the coolest thing
ever. Tell me what the thought process
is that led to you signing up tobe a Mars One astronaut.
(48:20):
OK, well, I, I've always wanted to go to space that, you know,
that was my childhood dream. So when I heard about Mars One,
I was like, are you kidding me? That's amazing.
And I literally my best friend, she was talking to me about it
in the car and it pulled over and I went home and I applied
and I just, I, I don't know why people are not excited about it
(48:42):
and they can't imagine that. Well, I mean, for one, you you
have a best friend and you'll never see that person again.
Oh, you know, it's, it's hard. It's not easy.
You know what? I I have a girlfriend as well.
So, and, and, and we're very serious.
So it, it takes a lot of conversations and it takes a lot
(49:05):
of, you know, it's, it's like I used to say, it's no different
than when, you know, explorers or settlers traveled from Europe
and came to the Americas and landed.
And I don't think people know this, but we, we actually will
be able to communicate. There's just going to be like a
delay and the delay, can it be anywhere between like?
A year and a half minutes. Wow, it'll be like we'll be
(49:28):
skyping and you just have to wait for me for like 8.
But does that? But does that replace the human
contact you have with your girlfriend?
No, it's, it's definitely not. You know it's not.
The part I loved about this? I have a girlfriend and it's
serious, but I'm going to Mars not.
That. Serious.
(49:51):
So this was the end of the call and she says goodbye.
Nice lady, let's go to Mars. We're going to have to leave it
there for today because we are unfortunately out of time, but
we need to keep in touch with you.
Can you at least tell us this, Suanne, is what's the next step
of the process as you advance asa candidate?
The next step is I have a in person selection committee
(50:14):
interview and then from there they're going to decide who goes
on to the next round. How?
Many people are in Round 2. Right now there's only 706 of us
left and I know somebody just dropped out to 705 of us.
Yes, only 705. Now, are you practically?
(50:35):
You're practically in. You've got it made.
All right. Will you be my pen pal, first of
all, forever? And will you also keep in touch
with the the show and let us know how it's going so we can
continue to touch back with you as we get closer, OK.
Yes, yes, yes. Thanks for your years of support
and we look forward to continuing to talk to you as
this process rolls on. And we appreciate the time today
(50:56):
on the Kevin and Bean Show. Absolutely.
I love you guys. Thank you.
I cut it out. But she gave a shout out to a
girlfriend who was doing some kind of concert or something.
Usually Kevin and Bean shut thatstuff down, but since she was
going to Mars, they gave her a little bit of slack.
Yeah, I mean those brave explorers that are all out at
Mars right now, just starting that settlement for America.
(51:20):
I signed up for that. I'm not even kidding.
Yeah. Well, I looked it up and Mars
One never happened. They went bankrupt.
I think it was a scam, so you should have known that.
I think if you heard people weregoing to go to Mars and you
could just apply, that didn't seem possible.
(51:40):
I wish it would have happened. But anyway, Kevin have been
listener. I'll keep my eyes open for other
clips down the line. See if she calls in again.
We got to see if we could track her down.
Oh, that's a good idea, yeah. I think I found her Instagram.
Oh, no kidding. Yeah, she was an actress too.
Well, I think one of the pitcheswas that they were going to make
(52:03):
the Mars 1A reality show and that was one of the ways they
were going to pay for it. So it makes sense that actresses
would apply to. It it does.
I guess it does, yeah. But you'd never come back.
You would do a reality show where you'd you would.
It would. Yeah, the whole thing was pretty
janky, if you asked me. Anyway, Sue Ann, if you're out
there, drop us a line. You can come on the show.
(52:23):
Yeah. What was that MTV show where
they made people live together? Rd.
Rules real world. Real world, those people wanted
to kill each other at the end ofthat show.
Or do that show Big Brother. Oh yeah, that still still goes
on. And that's awful.
Yeah. I I couldn't imagine those
(52:45):
people being on that show and then never being able to come
back. They're still part of that 1020
people community. It'd just be, it'd be like 100
of them versus a gorilla. They'd just be bodies all over
the place. Could 100 people kill a Martian?
Yeah, that they were going to find out.
Let's move on. We have It was a wildfire in
(53:06):
Calabasas in 2014, so here's great moments in local news.
But I do love shameless adventures in TV journalism.
I don't know if you're familiar with that Courtney Friel or not.
If I'm with Courtney Friel over there at KTLA Channel 5, I'm
not. She's a stunner.
She's a just a just a good looking.
I'll tell you how good looking she is.
(53:26):
She used to be on Fox News. That's how good it is, right?
They only hire hot chicks. And she was out there in the
suburbs reporting on that wildfire.
And in this clip, I'd like to play for you.
Now she is trying desperately, as they always do.
Do the man on the street like, hey, how about this fire?
Sure is hot, isn't it? For no reason.
(53:47):
They're out there and there's smoke going around and she's
there looking all hot. You want to do that so you can
get in the way of the firefighters.
That's correctly. Stupid truck and then a bunch
of. Equipment in it this.
Shirtless guy shows up carrying his dog with no shirt on, just a
baseball cap. Total bro.
Right? And, well, you can hear what
happens, Sir. Are you?
(54:08):
Do you live around here? Yeah, Wow, you're super pretty.
You want to go on a date sometime?
We're. On the air live right now in
KPLA actually. Do you live in one of these
houses? Are you evacuating?
I live down the street, I was just checking out the fire.
What do you think of it? It's pretty cool.
I'd be really, All I know is we've been talking to several
people coming out of here and they are really scared.
(54:30):
I mean, just looking at the fire, it lights up at times and
it gets really dark, almost likea tornado.
That's the best way to describe it.
It really seems like that is what it would be.
He's. Trying so hard.
She's trying so hard. She's a hell of a journalist,
Ralph. I can see why they hired her.
Get back on topic. Get back on topic.
(54:52):
She's so rattled. Hey, you're pretty, you're
you're really pretty. You want to go, but it's fire is
there's light. Light comes off of fire and heat
and it's that's what it died like it is.
What do you think of the fire? It's pretty cool.
I don't think that's what she's on target today.
(55:12):
On target. She.
Goes she goes from Kevin. Though how dare you?
That's what that's what I would have to say.
It is sure is fire. I love her.
I love her. Yeah.
Wow. You're super pretty.
You want to go on a date sometime.
We're on the air live right now in KPLA actually.
Keep going. Why you want to hear the?
(55:32):
Meltdown. Do you live in one of these
houses? Are you evacuating?
I lived down the street. I was just checking out the
fire. What do you think of it?
It's pretty cool. I'd be really.
All I know is we've been talkingto several people coming out of
here and they are really scared.I mean, just looking at the
fire, it lights up at times and it gets really dark, almost like
(55:54):
a tornado. That's the best way to describe
it really seems like that is what it would be She.
She does go full. Kevin doesn't.
She really seems like that's what it would be.
Wow. By the way, what kind of a
question is? What do you think?
What do you think of it as? Ridiculous.
Talking about the fire, What kind of answer is she hoping
(56:16):
for? And then he says pretty cool,
which again is not her script. He is not having any very little
fun. Reindeer Games.
That's for. Sure, that's awesome.
Man, you know what, KTLA Little less time talking to shirtless
guys in fires, a little more looking into the bubble Berry
conspiracy Boom A. Very, very heavy, heavy
(56:41):
deportation tonight. By the way, a fire is nothing
like a tornado that's just in. So she was, she was off on that
one. A little bit lights up and then
it's dark and it's like, it's, Ifeel like I'm talking to my 4
year old. Honey, what's that like?
It's light, it's dark and then it's like a tornado.
Because that's what it that's what it would be.
(57:01):
That's what it is to be. All right, that was good.
Time. I love her.
So Courtney Freel was the reporter.
And that clip went viral that week and it was all over.
It was on like the late night shows, new shows everywhere.
Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel had it right.She had.
She came out Jimmy Kimmel. She went on Jimmy Kimmel show
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too and then she called in the show because she was a Kevin
Beam fan too. Let's should we talk to the lady
herself? Please.
Have Courtney on the phone. We have Courtney on the phone.
Hey, Courtney. Good morning, Courtney.
We can't believe I'm with my photographer that I did
yesterday. We're actually driving back out
to the fire now in the news fan.And we just can't believe that
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this went viral. Like it must be a slow Newsday.
Are you going out to pick up more dudes in the fire?
Don't you go. Oh God, I hope not.
I hope to not make another ViralCity moment.
And if I do I I would like to not be wearing my photographer's
extra large windbreaker and havedirt and ashes all caked in my
teeth. It was so nasty out there.
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It looks, it looks pretty rough.Not tell nasty for that dude.
No, when he said, hey, you're super pretty, do you want to go
out? Tell me what was going through
your mind like how fast did it register with you that he was
proposing to you on live TV? So I was in the middle of
interviewing the public information officer, you know,
one of the firefighters giving us an update.
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And, you know, we were kind of just going live with live
coverage on KCLA. And so I just saw this guy
walking up. And I mean, I've been out there
watching people trying to get the heck out of there because it
was pretty dangerous. At one point, even my
photographer and I thought like,we were going to get stuck
because we were driving around looking for a good spot.
And so I was just like, oh, hey,you know, are you getting out of
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here? And then when he's like, oh,
you're so pretty. I mean, I instantly like kind of
cut him off as he was. He wasted no time.
Though I know you know my my standard response when when
people ask me out, like at the grocery store or something, is
oh, can my husband and two kids come as well?
Nice. Wow, wait, you talk about
putting out a fire? If we were, if we were covering
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like a concert or, you know, at a baseball game or something,
you expect those rowdy type of fans.
But I was kind of caught off guard.
Obviously I was continuing to stumble after.
Yeah, you did ask him what he thought of the fire, though, and
he said it's cool that that did happen, right?
Well, that, that just, that justkicked me off.
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I was like, all right, you know,and my, you know, my
photographer thought, you know, you never know what people are
going to do on live TV. So that's why he panned off
right away. He was already shirtless.
You didn't want the pants to come off too.
And the reason, the reason in a situation like this in the news,
the reason you grab those peoplewalking by is you hope that they
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can add to the story by being somehow involved in it.
Like, hey, I'm worried about my house or hey, you know,
whatever. The last thing you expected is
the dude was just out for a stroll with his dog.
Yeah. I mean, I yeah, I was surprised
that he was there and just walking around like that.
And then, you know, because mostof the time I was just flagging
people down as they were drivingout.
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They were going pretty fast. You know, they wanted to get out
of there. Can you talk with us?
I wonder if that guy knows that he has, you know, made Jimmy
Kimmel in the Today show and andgone viral.
I would love to find him. That's who doesn't even know he
was on TV. I.
Think if you if you go to the nearest liquor store you can
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find him. Courtney.
Well, it was very, very funny. And I know it's not anything you
ever expect when you're out doing, especially a serious news
story like this fire coverage, but you handled it well and we
enjoyed it and we enjoy you. So we're glad you're able to
come on with us. Oh, well, thanks.
Hey, since our weekend show doesn't have a promo, I'm in a
promo. Our weekend show, six PM, 10:00
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PM to my anchor, 6:00 PM. All right.
Are you guys going to do anotherstory in the Bunny Museum?
The Bunny Museum. Oh yeah, that was our that was
our Easter kicker. That was not our main.
That was of your big birthday show.
Ralph is. Going to dedicate it to your
birthday. Ralph has been a Burr in your
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saddle all week. I understand.
I know he gave me a hard time about that.
I was like you must have just tuned in because we did have 1/2
hour news of real news before the the kicker.
You know the kicker. Story Sure you need a.
Kicker. Sure.
The human interest. And the Bunny Museum people
tweeted me. They were happy we gave them the
coverage. Oh, I'm sure they were.
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No one else has ever paid attention to the Bunny Museum.
All right, Courtney, Well, listen, be safe out there in the
fire. Good luck covering that for
Channel 5. Thanks a lot for coming on the
Kevin to Bean show. We enjoyed it.
OK. All right.
Hey, have a good day, guys. Thanks.
You too. Bye, bye, bye.
Yeah, she sounded a little bit Kevin esque in the interview,
but she actually sounds really good when she calls in, so maybe
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she was just flustered by that guy all.
Right. The guy, it was the fire, it was
wind, and then the shirtless dude walking out, You know, just
some bro telling her how hot sheis.
But yeah. But she sounds pretty good in
person, so I'm going to give youa pass there, Courtney. 11 years
ago. 11 years. Ago, over the phone, off the
radio. Let's end with a new Michael
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Jackson song. This was kind of interesting.
This was stuff he did years ago,of course, because he was dead
and he was with Paul Anka. They were collaborating Paul
Anka, the old guy from like the 60s Unbelievable.
But anyway, they resurrected thesong.
They redid a little bit. Justin Timberlake actually sang
on this and they re released it.It's actually a good song.
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Get out. I like it.
I like it a lot. It gets hit.
You going to buy it? I think it's a hit and I and I
think I'm going to. Buy it.
You know what? B loves it so much because it
just throws him right back into the days when he was spinning
stacks of wax on the big flamethrower KGGDB GB and he was
just, he was the man. He was doing the insurance and
outs and the time and the temps and hitting the post and it
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brings him back to his kinder, simpler era.
Yeah. 95 FGCI. Still love that song from me.
See. Almost sprained myself right
down there in the ankle every time I hear it.
You might say it almost made my footloose.
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I'll tell you, Michael Jackson never sounded so good as he does
on Love. Never felt so good.
I think it's hot, it's hot, it'shot, it's tight.
It's a hit man and I like it. I'm going to go get it.
That's the keeper right there. Flash wants to spin that.
This song is tight. Celebrity birthdays.
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First off, I love Jed at the end.
Nice, yeah. And I always love a call back to
Flash Phillips. I want Bean to do a show as
Flash Phillips again. He works on radio in England.
Just do a shift as Flash Phillips, Bean.
We'd love that. They've been wanting that as a
bonus episode for a long time. That would be great.
I love how Ralph just picks up like all the sayings really
(01:04:49):
fast. Like he just feels like he just
was pretty spot on and I couldn't even remember anything
that he does as Flash Phillips other than saying Flash
Phillips. Yeah, he did a great Flash
Phillips impression. Not allowed to call for that,
but at least you. Know when there is, it's there.
OK. So that is it for the week that
was. Wait, Kevin, what did you think
about the week that was this week?
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Dear God they could have edited that by about 1/3. 1/3 you
thought I cut it down pretty good.
That's the end. Back to you, Steve.
Awesome. Let's see.
Let's stay check on Drew's status.
How are the gorillas doing, Drew?
How did beans versus gorilla? I'm running into a problem.
(01:05:32):
It's making my Gorilla King Kongsize so.
That's perfect. That works.
Well, the I'll have it next week.
Nice. Well, you better change it to
1000 guys versus King Kong. No, I, I, I I just want to see
bean just flailing around on thesimulation.
I've never had a use for a statement divinely.
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It comes in handy. All right, I guess that's the
end of this show. Let's yay, yay.
Let's say goodbye to everybody. Thanks again for coming to the
movie night. Thank you again for listening to
our nonsense. Our, our, our, you know,
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everything we got going on. This is all turning into a
moment and saying goodbye. But anyhow, thank you for
listening. It's episode 191 for Eddie and
Drew and Lindsay and Jen on Assignment A.
Fail on every level. I'm sorry Ralph, I didn't mean
to be a fail on every level. Thanks for listening.
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Bye, bye something. Strange who you gonna call
throw? Ice cream.
Ice cream. One O 6.7 K rock KROQ.
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It's Rodney on the rock. Just flew in from the Bay Area.
My arms are really tired. Indeed.
OK, I don't know. I don't know.
We're just going to give it a give it a minute.
Well, let me look. I got it right here.
Let me go through it. Clause A, section B, line 4
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says. Shut up farewell landed due to
you past Spanish ladies. Farewell landed due you ladies
of Spain Single message received.
Received orders for to sail to Old England and so nevermore.
Shall we see? You again.
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I. Did you turn your mic off before
you said well you don't fail on every level.