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Hi, it's Lisa. I am going to be drinking a lot.
Just get to the beating. We were young and drinking in UN
pendejo Grande first. Now you probably know me better
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as depo. Big thick quitters never give
up. Go ahead.
Repping for all of quitters. Never give up.
Check off Christopher, Check off.
Jen Pastorini, check off Lindsay.
Hello, Drew. The great Ed Wynn, ladies and
gentlemen. I love him.
I love to ride on because I saidquitters never give up.
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And he said that's all they do. Bring on the boobies, bring
those back. Ola party people it is Quitters
never give up episode 192. Singing if you know it, Yeah.
Not cool. Go not.
Cool. All right, it's a drinking show,
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episode 192. Lindsay's mad.
But I, I think we're going to, we're going to hear the, the
origin of that theme and a lot of other clips in there.
It could be part of a game whereI asked who hates Bean.
I. It's OK.
No, I'm, I'm, I'm. I love it.
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I think it's funny, but. You know, all right, well, I
take parts of what happened thatweek and I incorporate it into
the theme. And so that was just such a cool
theme. That was an earworm.
I remember Kevin was talking about earworms.
I was just singing that all day.Gee, Faith Bean, the chief hates
me. The chief?
I just couldn't. Oh.
My God. Yeah, the.
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Chief hates me. It was just stuck in my head all
day. All right, Who are those people?
Those are the quitters. Let's say hello to them.
Let's say hello to Jen. Hi, Jennifer.
All Jennifer's are hot, by the way, so I'm very delighted to
have you on the phone here. Hey, Jennifer.
Hey party people, glad to be back.
Me too. All right.
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Who's next? The special Lindsay leggings
complete with built in knee pads.
Hi Lindsay and her leggings. Hello.
And let's say hello to. Oh, I guess I don't know
anything about you don't know about his, his pensions.
Pensions. Yeah.
But Drew has always loved the strippers and the adult
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actresses. Yeah, I had no idea.
How you doing, Drew? I'm doing great.
He is correct. Nice.
And then Edwin is on assignment at Crew World.
And of course, I'm Christopher. One more.
Let's go to Chris. No, we're out of questions.
We're out of questions. Sorry Chris, I'm doing a drawing
all. Right, they're out of questions
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for me. I I also have messages.
I want to put in my 2 cents on the last episode.
I'm telling you right now, ReneeZellweger is a definite bell.
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OK, there's Empire Records I could point to.
There's Jerry Maguire I could point to other movies.
She is a definite bell. Sorry, Steve, I mean.
This book is Renee Zellweger. I'm not really sure.
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I don't. I don't think that's a bell.
I don't think so. Me, myself and Irene.
Kevin, what do you think? You, Sir, are crazy.
Yeah, I don't know. No, no Bell.
To each his own. We had a conversation one time
and we're talking about AngelinaJolie and how beautiful she was
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and everything. I don't think she is, but that's
like, everyone has their own opinion.
It's fine. Did Angelina Jolie ask about
Kevin speaking in an earworm? Yeah, that.
Was too. I don't know, but Angelina
Jolie's got a lot of other things that Renee Zellweger does
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not have. I'll just say that.
Right. If we're just looking at beauty
itself, that's just not what I my idea of it.
But that's it's like I said, it's so subjective.
Doesn't matter. Yeah.
Love you Stone man. She really has the long arms.
I think that's the thing with. And the really big lips.
And it's just not. Oh, the lips are fine though.
I'll take the lips. Yeah, OK.
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This is why the bowel is cancelled.
Make that. Can't have nice things.
All right now we'll turn it overto Lindsay for the week.
That was all. Right.
Press the button, my friend. Send me back into time.
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Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he'sa funny man.
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny man. It's a new.
Day you can't. Power feature present to Meet
the Club, 2014. This just is what it is and I
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can't really explain it or excuse it.
I love it and if you don't like it, don't worry about it.
Go and do something else. Thanks Chris Martin, this is the
week that was May 12th to 16th 2014.
So we do have a game to start the week that was, although it
has been slightly scooped. Oh, you know, before we start, I
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noticed that Eddie was rocking aturtleneck, a black turtleneck
last week. Kind of looked like a beat poet.
Is that the right word? A beat beat poet?
So I wanted to ask Lisa May whatshe thought of of his look.
Super Duty. In this like.
Really sexy way. Like, yeah.
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By the way, Ralph felt the exactsame way.
I did. I did.
I loved it. All right.
First question. Law enforcement officials asked
what was going on. It turns out he was on vacation,
all right? Did he know he was on vacation?
I don't know what he knows anymore.
So this is not referring to Edwin and I think Christopher,
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you already know. So Jen or Drew, do you know who
this might be referring to? A story about someone in 2014.
2014 I'm going to go ahead and say who was the guy to marry
Britney Spears? Kevin Federline.
That guy, yeah. Kevin Federline.
That is incorrect, Christopher. What happened?
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I don't remember. Haven't played the answer then.
I think it was Justin Bieber. Incorrect.
Casey Kasem, He wasn't in danger.
He wasn't well. That's good news.
He wasn't spirited away by his wife to Washington state this
week, law enforcement officials asked what was going on.
It turns out he was on vacation.So like his wife was hiding him
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and his kids were looking for him.
Yeah, that's a crazy story 'cause his wife was that tall
blonde lady on Cheers that was dating Carla's ex-husband.
Yeah, she was on the what is it the Tortellis?
That was a spin off of Cheers. So Carla's ex-husband got a on
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Cheers, got a spin off of Cheerswhere he was married to a new
blonde tall woman and Kelsey Grammar, right?
No. Oh, OK no, Carla was the real
Pearlman. Oh, yeah, OK.
And so. She was married to Danny DeVito.
Well, but not on the show. Real life.
Real life. But yeah, in real life she was
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married to Danny DeVito. But on the show she was married
to some guy who was just kind oflike a standard East Coast guy.
I don't know. Yeah, stay on target, Stay on
target. Nick Yeah.
And so they had a sitcom, OK. And she was Yeah.
And she kept yeah. Casey Kasem had like some weird
Louis something disease and he just couldn't.
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He was a kind of no. Not Lou Gehrig's it was
something different. But yes he did listen to the
full segment and you'll remember.
But I don't even remember cause editor's note it was Louis body
dementia. Next question, can you identify
what this is referring to? It looks like a firecracker
surrounded by roast beef. I think I, I think I know what
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he. Thinks it is.
What it? What is it?
It's a knuckle sandwich between the legs.
I'm thinking Arby's. We have the meats.
Yeah. Do you ever see the beef in
China? OK, I feel like I'm going to
give you half a point here. Do we see Sarah Silverman's
actual vagina or does she just talk about it?
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She just talks about it. OK, which is much funnier
because you just get Giovanni his reaction to her vagina.
I'm closing the Bible because she is she is she is a whore who
works, who has like about 15 clients a day.
And so she it's been as as Giovanni has a line that says it
looks like a firecracker surrounded by roast beef.
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Oh. I was right.
So I realized posting this without context makes it sound
even worse, but it was the premiere of A Million Ways to
Die in the West this week, starring of course, Ralph
Garman. So Sarah Silverman, I believe,
plays a horror in it. I've never seen that in its
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entirety. I've only seen clips.
Oh man, it's a. Funny movie I I've heard I've in
the clips I've seen. I've laughed.
But. Never seen it and Ralph is
hilarious. Take off your hat, boy.
That's a dollar bill I've seen. I've seen nothing.
OK, so this next clip, it was like a record scratch moment for
me. I had to listen over and over
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again because this sounds so familiar to another story but
four years later. That girlfriend that he killed
was the girl that he was having an affair on his wife with and
she was also married and he apparently the altercation with
the axe happened because she hadtold him she was going to leave
her husband for him and did not.Sickle neighbor penis.
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What? My God?
My God. I was like, wait, what?
Did he just say? Go back, go back.
That was four years before penissickle boom.
But they did a call in segment about would a murderer be a deal
breaker when you're dating? But that's.
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Yeah. Would you date somebody who's
actually killed somebody? I was dating would would a
murderer be a deal breaker? Yeah, no deal Breakers it.
It was killed somebody because they said if you accidentally
killed somebody or if you did itin self-defense, that was also
part of the thing. So it wasn't quite You were a
murderer. It got real dark.
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OK, next one. This is typically for
Christopher. I I love the Midwest.
As you guys know, it's one of the best parts of this country
and especially Michigan, one of the most beautiful places in the
world. And there's a town in Michigan,
a small town between Detroit andAnn Arbor that has been in the
news lately. Kevin, I know you've been
following the story of the Phantom.
Kevin, I know you've been following the story of the
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Phantom. Pooper.
Pooper, pooper. Everybody knew that one.
I went to see the spot. They're a landmark.
Drew's got pictures in front of you.
I should be surprised, but I'm not.
All right, moving on. If you get mugged, don't yell.
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And why not? Because then it'll make it worse
and they'll kill you. Maybe when he went to Spain or
something, but. That is close enough that I will
give you 2. Half points you should.
Give you that so. You give the Brad Williams of
points. Tip for travelers to Brazil for
the World Cup. If you get mugged, don't yell.
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So this was right before the World Cup when Brad Williams and
Kevin were going to Brazil. Well, and I think wasn't there a
whole thing or Kevin, because I'm in, I'm now I'm just behind
Eddie, This whole thing where Kevin was racing Brad Williams
to see if he could run faster. Brad Williams always did a bunch
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of crazy stuff. He he tells his Hadouken story
this week too, which was hilarious.
I did not include that, but I might include it at the end
because Eddie sent me a janky clip of Hadouken.
All right, Kevin is sad. You sound kind of kind of sad,
Kevin. What's going on?
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And I have a bonus clip if you don't get this.
Why do you reckon Kevin is sad? I was, I was going to say they
took down his poster at Arclight.
All right, bonus clip. You know, you know, we go to
Subway every morning, every morning, every single morning.
Yep. I'm always surprised by that
because you can get different things.
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Uh huh. Change up the sandwich a bit.
A little healthier. They discontinued something at
Subway. Can you guess what it might be?
They discontinued his Like Fritosandwich.
It was like a enchilada Frito sandwich.
Very good. I don't.
Know if you remember, but duringthe Super Bowl they had a
commercial for the Fritos Chicken Enchilada Melt.
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Oh my God, that's amazing, right?
Yes, right. They had Chip go to the subway
to talk to the subway worker, who apparently knew all of their
subway orders by heart. Yeah, apparently they went every
day to Subway and so they all had the same order and his was
the Frito Enchilada Melt. All right, they played Kevin and
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Veena Roki, and this was the advent of another famous contest
inspired by Kev Dog. Can you guess what it might be?
Kevin no. Kevin No.
No. We'll find that.
He makes us guess. Well, I'm just throwing up fish
in a barrel. OK, so maybe this will help.
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Whistling the hits. Nope, you're close, but you're
you're missing a keyword here. Kevin Blow hums the hits.
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A lot of Blow in there. Come on, Greg.
All right, that fits in the tantrum.
Yes. And the song Money Grabber
Walker. And as we heard in the intro
that Kevin and Bina Roki is where we heard this.
We were young and drinking in the part.
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Hey, it sounds like she knows it.
The funny thing was is that whenhe did that clip and they were
cuz he played a bunch of like fake clips before it.
He played wheel in the sky when it was about to sing.
It faked everybody out when he actually sang.
I thought he was playing an Armenian comedian clip.
Yeah, I mean, it's funny becausethe first time he did it, he did
a Bastille song. He did something that everybody
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laughed at and they drove away. So we know.
We know who hates Bean. Apparently Bean was in town for
something and asked to see his dad and his dad said no.
I don't think so. Well, his brother John was
travelling to Vegas to see the chief and Bean bought a ticket
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to go to Vegas. And what what happened was, is
that he called the chief his dadto say I got a ticket, I'll,
I'll come down. And the chief was like, no,
thank you. And then a couple and then a
couple days later, the chief texts him like, hey, we got to
ride on a boat. So your brother and I are going
to go on a boat. But he had already told him not
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to come. It was pretty funny.
Oh, that's funny. Ralph was just ripping him to
shreds the whole time. Very much so, yes.
So what Ralph Catch phrase was coined in these two weeks of May
2014? Like a monkey.
No, we did that a month ago. OK, I was just trying.
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Jen 5 guarantee no OK playing the clip.
This is from May 7th, which is the Monday before.
Wait, wait, is it? Is it?
Big. Thick.
No, no. Mute.
Hey, Ralph Garmin hot fudge. Holy moly.
Yeah. OK, boy, wonder what's going on?
My new catch phrase. You like it?
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Hot fudge. Holy fudge.
Holy moly. I think it'll catch on.
I think so too. It needs to be a big, big hit.
Sure. Already got the T-shirts printed
up so fingers crossed you know what I'm saying?
OK, still no song though, so thenext clip is from May 9th.
This is a little bit long. Hot fudge.
Holy moly, it's Friday. It is Friday, in time for our
final show, Beat of the week. You like my new My new gin, My
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new slogan. I don't try it again.
Hot fudge. Holy moly, it's Friday.
Holy sells it. It's a good delivery.
Hot fudge. Holy moly.
That's not bad. My new catch phrase.
OK. And I said that the other day.
I'm trying to. I'm trying to make that my new
catch phrase. Right.
And I had forgotten where I got that from.
I've been saying it my whole life.
OK, on and off. And then a listener sent in a
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reminder saying that is from an old kids show.
An old TV show. Really.
Yeah. And I and he sent me the clip,
but I said, Oh my God, that's right.
I remember watching that as a little kid and it always stuck
with me. And what made you decide to
bring it back this week? I, I don't know, it just just,
I, I say it off and on in my real life and it just, I just
said on the air, I said, that sounds awesome.
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Hot fudge. Holy moly.
And now I now I have a Jingle for it.
Oh, really? From the kid show.
It's the actual musical stab from the kid show where they
used to say it. What's Yeah, that's my new song,
Hot Fudge Moly Moly. So from now on, I'm going to
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say, well, that's going to be mywhen you say it, am I supposed
to play it? It's going to be my K Rocket
greeting to all the listeners out there.
I'm going to go on with a lot ofenergy.
Go Hot Fudge. Holy moly.
What's forget a good mood. And it does actually have a good
time. It does actually.
It's going to be a huge sensation.
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Get the T-shirts printed out. I got bumper stickers.
Oh, we're gonna have a good timewith that.
Gonna make a million. Yeah.
All right, so now Lisa tries to get into the mix.
They're talking about Jon Hamm getting a wax figure at Madame
Tussauds. Jon hilariously said.
A lot of people would say this describes my acting on Mad Men.
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A lot of waxy stares and a lot of silent brooding.
But did you see see it last night?
Oh, I did. Oh sweetie, it's so no La La La
La La La La La. It is in.
We're into the stratosphere now.Holy moly, the whole nother
little hot fudge. Holy moly now I was out.
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You've been cleared for holy moly.
I've said holy moly, that's a lot.
I don't do the hot fudge. I gave her a franchise.
And this is the Monday, and the Friday was when he decided to do
the song. So then they had to explain it
to Dean. It's kind of a long clip though,
so I think I'm going to skip that.
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So I noticed this week that theymess up a lot more than they
give themselves credit for. And very few of those get
translated into moments or things that other people make
fun of them for. So I have named this segment The
Week of Suck. All right, so we start bright
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and early Monday morning. Good.
Morning everybody. Brand new.
Kevin and Bean show it is Mondaythe 10th of May.
What's up party people? What's happening?
Well, it's the 12th of May. Yes, it is.
So there's that. Make a note.
Thank you, Lisa. You're welcome.
All right then, we've got Bean. You go to krock.com for all the
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details. How do I screw up
sayingkrock.com, by the way? Yeah, it's new.
I guess so. Now we've got a bad example.
Let's see if anybody can identify what Bean's talking
about here. Very good.
This is like, it's like having ababy day.
I mean this is like something you work so hard on and today's
the day it pops and the rest of us get to get to tickle its
little chin. What the F are you talking
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about? Any idea what this terrible
example is referring to? I.
Don't have any idea. I'm just saying I'm creating an
album, releasing it to the world.
It's a little bit like having a baby.
Am I that far off? I thought you meant like us
releasing a record was like you having a baby.
No, no, I'm saying this is all right.
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Well, let's start us having a baby.
Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, we got it.
I guess. So you're excited.
I could tell. Who are they talking to?
The Black Keys come out with a new album.
OK, tickling its little. Feet and last but not least, the
weenie roast. So are you telling me the weenie
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roast is in two weeks, Kevin? Is that what you're saying?
Two weeks from today? Yes.
Or tomorrow even? No.
Yes, yes, Two weeks from tomorrow.
Right. I'm not passing.
Very good, very good. All right.
They played the hardest game in the world for Weenie Rose
Tickets and it went horribly, horribly wrong.
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So we're going to play along, but we're going to also see how
long it takes for them to get tothe first contestant.
Here we go. We're also giving away tickets
to the K Rock Weenie Rose 2014, and we're doing it with
presenting the hardest game in the world.
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Hey, Mr. Announcer Man, What's going on?
Mr. Announcer Man is not quite here yet.
We're trying to locate him. How did this happen?
I don't know, but Dave is frantically searching for him
right now. You're gonna have to be Mr.
Announcer Man until he gets there.
Sounds good. Alright.
Doesn't this seem like the type of thing that somebody would
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have given that? I don't know why you even bring
up Ralph, he's not involved in this bit at all.
But somebody should have told Mr. Announcer Band that we were
getting ready to go on the air with the feature.
One might think so, but hey, we're a tight running ship here.
Yep, a tight running ship is what we are.
Those are the best ones, all right.
Hardest Game in the World means that the name of one of the
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bands that's playing the K Rock Weenie Roast will be said
backwards twice and then you have to tell us what band that
is. But you are you do have the
possible pool of the bands that are playing the Weenie Rose, OK?
Slight possible moment with Kevin, but we'll give it to him.
One minute in and the game has not started.
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Let's keep going. All right, not Mr. Announcer,
man. Who's our first contestant,
please. First up is Devin.
He's from. Why is my voice so weird?
Mr. Netzerman, You. You feeling OK?
You sounded weird earlier. I felt weird earlier.
Now I'm feeling better. Why don't we don't know Fire
beer mug. Do you feel like you just lost a
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beard at about £50? I do.
I feel lighter and cleaner. All right, first up, I think you
said was Devin on lied one. Let's see how he goes for the
hardest game in the world. Hey, Devin.
Hello, Devin. We're searching for Devin now.
Yeah, this is Kevin. Oh, Kevin.
Oh, my God. This excellent start so far.
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This is a tightly run ship. That's what I understand.
All right, Devin, we're going toplay one of the.
His name is Kevin. Whatever.
Who cares? Yeah, that's a bad name.
We're going to play you one of the bands backwards twice.
Here you go. You ready?
Yeah. There you go, Ed.
One more Time, Ed. So 2 minutes of lead up to a
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barely one second clip does. Anyone.
Know if I believe in one second?Well, it it's easier when they
tell you who the artists are for.
What'd you say, Jen? Beck.
Nice work, easier my ass. All right.
That was it. Yep, and now you tell us who it
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is Forward. Nope, can't give it to you more
than twice. Maven.
One of the bands playing the K Rock when he rose, 2014.
Oh dear God, thank you for calling whoever you are.
That was Beck. Yes, it was.
Would that be? Would that be the easiest one on
the whole list, by the way? Well, you would think, OK, if
this is not an easy game, as I understand it, it's the hardest
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game in the world. Nicely done.
Thank you. Who do we have next?
Next up is Matt. He's from Brea.
Hey, Matt. Hey, how are we going, guys?
Very well. Terrible.
Not not good. I I mean, Matt.
Here you go. Here's your band.
He's Neva. One more time.
He's Neva. Avicii.
Yes. Damn, Jen.
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Oh, come on. I agree again.
Very similar. Backwards as forwards.
Yes, I think I heard it. Avicii.
Did you say Avicii? Yes, I did.
All right. Well, good.
I'm glad. I'm glad that we're taking his
word for it in a game. All right, you hold on.
So this just goes more and more and more S There end up being
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two people in the drawing and then Lisa's trying to mix them
up and they're like just pickingthem, God damn it.
It's very funny. So apparently there's some kind
of sports thing that happened where someone was racist and
then some people were upset about it and I wasn't really
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that interested in it. But Lightning did a set of
interviews. This is about 3 minutes long and
we're going to close with this, which at least I can dance to.
Here we go. Lightning reporting from Staples
Center. Let's talk to some Clippers
fans. What do you think is the best
suitor for the team? Well, not Shelly.
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How about Floyd Mayweather? No, anything's better than
Sterling, right? Well, how about Floyd Mayweather
and Justin Bieber? No, but Justin Bieber.
Well, how about Doctor Phil and Doctor Drew teaming together?
Doctor Drew, I would deal with, yeah.
What changes would you like to see made in the team under new
ownership? Well, they got Doc Rivers, they
got a lot of class, and Oprah. Oprah.
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Well, excuse the mouthfuls and fight a team, that'd be all
right. You've never heard of Oprah?
Yes. You know Justin Bieber.
Yeah. Yeah, You know Justin Bieber.
You don't know Oprah. Unfortunately, I've had season
tickets since 1987. The greatest thing that's ever
happened to the Clippers was getting rid of Donald Sterling.
David, how long you been a clip fan?
I've had tickets for 16 years. Let's talk potential new
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ownership of the franchise. You know, it's more who I don't
want there. I have a strong opinion about
Shelly and I I so strong that I even asked my my Clipper guy if
when's my when can I cancel nextyear?
Because if she's still on, I don't know if I want them.
Yeah. I don't care about who the owner
is. I care about who it isn't.
It's all about getting ready to shell it.
How about magic? Magics, you know.
Magics. Another good one, you know.
Floyd Mayweather Junior and Justin Bieber.
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I don't know about. Justin Bieber, Diplo, Skrillex,
Keanu Reeves. OK.
Diplo. Hell yeah, Diplo, definitely.
Who do you think should buy the team and why?
Donald Sterling. No.
Who should buy it? I don't think he should sell it.
Oh, really? Why?
Because I don't think you shouldforce somebody to sell a team
that he owns just because he hasbad thoughts.
What's your name, Teddy. All right, Teddy, I can see your
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clip band based on the jersey here.
So, as you know, Donald Sterlingmay be forced to sell the team.
Donald Sterling. OK, well, there's potential
owners like David Geffen, Larry Ellison, Oprah.
How about that? Magic Johnson?
Magic Floyd Mayweather? The Malcolm in the Middle Kid,
Doctor Dre Doctor. All doctors.
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I didn't want anyone to own them.
He just wants them to be unowned.
Half all doctors. Yep.
Lighting. That was very entertaining.
How hard were you dancing duringthat thing, though?
That. What nightclubs did you tape
those interviews at? Kevin turned to a dance party,
didn't he? Certainly did.
Like it's a lightning dance party.
And that is the week that was Eddie.
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Come back, please. And when are we next recording
Kevin? Two weeks from today, yes.
Or tomorrow even? No.
Yes, yes. Two weeks from tomorrow, Right.
Or Sunday. I'm not passing.
Back to you, Steve. I love it.
That was the whole Donald Sterling controversy.
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That was cool. Yeah, I totally forgot about
that until now. Yeah, so did I, and it wasn't
any more interesting realisting to it except.
For that. Did you?
Did you see the TV special? The mini series I had that was
awesome. That was Al Bundy was the Donald
Sterling. So what happened?
(29:54):
They just Ed. O'Neill.
Ed O'Neill yeah, it's the guy's crazy, the guy is.
The guy was absolutely bonkers and he just wanted everybody to
like him, but he was a total Dick.
Totally. So he was my fucking landlord.
Fuck, you lived in a slump. You were.
In one of his buildings. Yeah.
And they were just Dicks, yeah. And he would do weird things
(30:18):
like he graduated from RooseveltHigh School cuz he, he grew up
in a neighborhood where I grew up, Boyle Heights.
It used to be very Jewish when he was a kid or when he was
growing up. And so he went to Roosevelt High
School and he would go back and do fundraisers cuz he, cuz he
would follow in. What was the owner for the
Lakers? Oh fuck, they're drinking too
(30:42):
much. Jackson.
Bill Jackson. Yeah, Bill Jackson was a coach.
You did it. Yeah, he.
Was a coach, I remember the coach, the owner later, but he
wanted to be just like the ownerfrom the Lakers.
So he would throw these charity events and all he had to say was
he belonged to he, he was an alumni from Roosevelt to get
everybody to like him. But he just pretended like he
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didn't know anybody or who the school was.
And he even got facts about the school wrong.
It was insane. It was insane how much he wanted
to be liked but had no personality or willingness or
ability to be liked. Well, and it's funny because my
uncle played professional football as a quarterback and he
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was kind of always a Dick. And then once he got fame and
money, he became a bigger Dick. So I mean, there's just some
people that kind of they just that level of insecurity,
whatever that just comes out is assholeness, you know, whereas
other people can make money, like a Keanu Reeves polar
opposite. He makes a bunch of money and
(31:44):
then pays people's rents and allsorts of good stuff.
That's all I'm saying. Yeah, Slumlord Redliner.
The owner for the Lakers was Jerry Buss.
So here we go. They were they grew up.
They kind of like came up together in in real estate.
And so he wanted to be just likeJerry Buss, who everybody loved,
but he was just total, a total Dick.
(32:04):
It was weird. Are we doing the flashback?
Hello and welcome to a very special flashback.
Because I'm going to introduce you now flashbacks.
And. Now.
Flashbacks. Let's have a look at this.
Just play the intro. OK so this the flashback doesn't
(32:27):
need an introduction and we onlyheard this flashback like 3
months ago but here's the story.So it was the first time I had
to do jury duty and they make you get up and you have to be at
court at 8:00 in the morning andI'm exhausted.
I've got where all these things and I'm just fuck it man.
It's bullshit. The wig, the whole system's
(32:49):
fucked up. So right before I leave, I grab
a little corner piece of the chocolate THC and pop it in my
mouth and off I go. I've got to get down there
early. I've got to get the.
I have to leave my dogs at the store 'cause I have no one else
to take care of them. And then so I go to jury duty
(33:09):
and I get to listen to February 11th, 2014.
And, and it's like you're in a room of zombies and like, oh,
whatever, government told me to be here, just have to be here.
And I'm the only one like pissedoff about it.
So I go find a little chair and I sit down.
I got my headset in. I'm listening and it's the I'm
bringing back this like a monkeyand I'm in there just laughing
(33:33):
my ass off. No one ever was just cuddling
me. Fuck.
And this one lady comes and she sits down in front of me.
Wow, you're really having a goodtime.
I'm like, podcast. It's all about podcast.
And then fortunately we got excused there like a few minutes
later because they settled it orwhatever.
But it's like, don't wake my assup early to be down here and
(33:54):
then cancel. That's bullshit.
So anyway, so I brought that oneback because I think you guys
would really love it. But actually the first one I'm
going to do is this is what Eddie sent me this clip and it's
a classic and it's wonderful andit's an amazing interview.
(34:15):
The interview itself is not funny, so we just have the end
part of it. Well, we don't usually have boy
bands on the Kevin Bean Show, but when we do, we try to make
it someone from The Beatles. Our next guest followed, being
one of the most beloved rock groups of all time to carve out
not just a phenomenal solo career, but he's in the Guinness
Book World Records as the world's most successful musician
and songwriter too. He is the one and only.
The legendary Sir Paul McCartneyjoins us on the Kevin Mean Show
(34:37):
right now. Hi, Paul.
Paul McCartney out there is the tour Sunday, August 10th at
Dodger Stadium. Do not sleep on this.
Tickets available right now through tickets.com or you can
win some right now. If your caller is 1011 or 12 at
1-800-520-1067. Call the Kevin Mean Show right
now. Win your way in to see the great
Paul McCartney. I don't know if we'll ever have
a chance to do this again, Sir Paul, but thank you so much for
(34:59):
the time. It's a real honor to have you on
the program today. That's really nice interview.
So I hope to see you at the gig.Absolutely, Sir.
Thanks for the call. Make it a date.
Thank you. Bye.
Bye. See you guys.
Oops. He was saying he was saying
goodbye. Just for the record, I didn't
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hang up on Paul McCartney. That was mugs.
Hey, I thought that it was mugs.Of course it was mugs, Holmie
writes in listening to the interview, enjoying it very much
until the end. And Kevin makes the Guinness
work of World Records, is the only person to ever hang up on
Paul McCartney. Come on, he said goodbye like 3
different times. I thought he was done right?
But what would it have hurt you to wait until you heard the
click on his end of the phone rather than hang up on the man
(35:42):
mugs? What would that have hurt you?
How dare you? I don't know, man, we got to get
rid of him. You're you're trying to blame
your screw up on mugs so that wecan fire mugs?
Yes, I'm fine with that. OK, good.
I'm fine with blaming it on mugs.
Absolutely fine blaming it on mugs.
I'm with Kevin here. The man said goodbye in six
(36:03):
different ways. And people are awkward on the
phone. I've got to answer my phone all
day, right? And I'm like, OK, I got your
order all. I'll give you a call when I get
it. But they're like, OK, and you
have a good day. Bye.
Thank you, I love you. Know how to just stop?
Yeah, exactly. You lost me at a phone call,
honestly. Well, OK, if you listen.
(36:25):
OK, has this happened the week, not this week, but the week
before, the week when we were off.
And the weird thing is you listen to the interview.
This is Bean's dream interview and it's a excellent interview.
I'm not a fan of The Beatles. There's so much Beatles stuff
out there, it's almost not interesting to to have a Beatles
interview or see more Beatles stuff.
(36:46):
But the way Bean approached his interview, the things he asked
him, everything that covered hiscareer at the fandom, the the
popularity and and everything hewas doing now is stuff with Dave
Grohl. Everything was just really
entertaining and a great interview and if Kevin had
waited like 5 seconds it would have been perfect for Bean.
(37:09):
Mm hmm. But it wouldn't have been such a
momentous moment, and I'll bet we wouldn't be covering it here.
True, exactly. But I'm, I'm, I'm sure Bean is
not. Bean isn't thinking of that.
Bean's just kind of thinking of man.
That interview went great. And and you could hear in
Paul's, in Paul McCartney's voice that he was happy to be
interviewed by Bean because it'slike this guy actually knows
(37:30):
what he's talking about. This isn't actually a really
good, engaging interview. And so that's why he was like,
all right, well, let's make it aday.
See you guys, you know. Yeah, he was saying goodbye.
He was like, see you guys, I'm going to buy you a yacht and and
take you all cruising and you know, definitely not.
(37:50):
You definitely know Paul McCartney.
Right, so now let's go back to Like a Monkey.
Tragic news today. We lost a legend.
I'm sure Kevin hated her too. Shirley Temple passed away
yesterday. The age of 85.
Just no interest. Kevin hates.
The Beatles are pretty spies. Poor little Shirley Temple
Black, the adorable little childstar who got this country
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through the Great Depression. Why are you yelling at me?
Because you're horrible, but I don't have any.
You hated her and she was a sweetheart.
I have no interest in that storywhatsoever.
Have you ever seen a Hayden Temple film?
No, don't say no. I guess that was the answer.
Oh, no. It's got the Black Plague
crawling all over it. She was a remarkable
(38:36):
entertainer. Fantastic.
Good. I'm not against her.
But you're not for her. You're not for her because
you've never seen her. It was insane how polished and
professional and charming and talented she was at the age of
5, when she was America's biggest movie star at the age of
five. Why are you yelling?
(38:57):
Because it's a phenomenon, but it's never been repeated before
or since. But I didn't come on and say I
hate her or she's bad. I didn't.
Remarkable miracle of modern cinema.
Her entire career was a phenomenon.
Congratulations. I'm happy.
Right with her. Now she's dead.
(39:18):
I hope you're happy. No, he is.
He's very happy. She's dead.
She was the biggest child star of all time ever.
Right. Child star.
Why don't you hold on there, pal?
Biggest movie star in America? No, no, I know.
I know that in a row. I know that.
But what I'm saying is with all the 80 years that have come
since then and all the other child stars that have been in
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front of us, no one like her before.
No one was bigger than Shirley Temple.
No one. Why are you yelling about her?
Who cares? A lot of people care.
I'm conceding your point. You're not.
I am. You win.
Kevin probably killed her. Little.
Princess, I think she gave that a rest.
Ralph lost her. And then she went on to be AUN
(40:02):
ambassador for decades and worked for the UNI mean.
She had a whole well, she was AUN ambassador and she worked
for the UN. Yeah, I said she managed both of
those things. She worked for the UN for many,
many years. And then she became an
ambassador to countries like Czechoslovakia separately from
her work, Ghana and got it as well.
What is happening on this radio show?
(40:25):
She's popular and smart and good.
She was presented with the SAG Lifetime Achievement Award in
2006. She said when I was three years
old, I was delighted to be told I was an actress, even when I
didn't know what an actress was.I have one piece of advice for
those of you who want to receivethe Lifetime Achievement Award.
Wear sunscreen. Start early.
She was a movie star at three. What did you do when you were
(40:46):
three, Kevin? Oh, that's right.
You just crapped your pants and sat around in it and probably
wrote on the walls with it. I'm guessing like a monkey that
that was till age 5. Their end of the lesson.
All right, Shirley Temple Black.She will be missed. 6.7 K Rock
(41:07):
is KROQ. You're listening to the Kevin
and Bean show at 8:56. So glad you're in here, Ralph.
I need some backup. Kevin has just been
exasperating. What are you talking about?
He wants to go to find where Shirley Temple Black where the
funeral is and kick her in the head.
I mean, I just think, why? Why so much hate for America?
Sweetheart, Sweetheart, she madeeveryone happy.
She got America through the Depression by giving them
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something to smile and cheer about.
Don't I standing in line for soup?
Don't I hate enough without you guys adding fake hate hate on
top of me? I just wish you didn't hate
Shirley Temple. I don't.
You never, Sweet lady. By all accounts, a sweet lady.
And you're glad she's dead. And that makes me sad.
I wish she lived forever. America's favorite little
Princess. Time for the showbiz beat.
(41:50):
Now here on a Tuesday morning, Ralph Garman joins us.
What was your favorite Shirley Temple movie, Kevin?
Would it be Bright eyes, little Colonel?
Or. What's the other one?
Spank my hinder. That's a gun in your life.
You're horrible. I didn't hate her.
I didn't say anything about her.You.
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You assumed I would, and you attacked.
We said, you know. Have you ever seen her?
God, no, you said, as if she wassomething to be reviled and
repelled. Plus she was an old lady, so you
automatically hated her for that.
For for living past 50. She did pass away yesterday at
the age of 85. Remarkable life of achievement,
(42:32):
really. As an actor, as a as a tiny
little girl, she was the biggestmovie star in the world.
Then she grew up, left the industry, became a diplomat,
worked for the UNA, mother, grandmother, great grandmother,
had the same husband for 55 years.
Well, accounts just lived a great life.
And Kevin hated her. Never saw her, never saw her
(42:55):
getting out of a limo, flashing her crotch, none of that.
So if you have to go do something you fucking hate and
go ahead and take a little bit of some THC chocolate and listen
to this segment because then nothing matters.
No, that's honestly how I do grocery shopping, minus this
segment. So next time I'll take it with
(43:17):
me and we'll see what happens. Right, Odd.
And I had no idea walking in, I'm just listening to whatever
Kevin and Bean that's coming up on my queue, right.
And it was just, and since I remembered it from a few months
ago, I was just, it was awesome.Thank you, Kevin and Bean and
Ralph. Christopher is full, fast and
furious right now, but I was. Just going to say it's not fast.
(43:38):
And furious. These motherfuckers are
launching themselves into space.It's like fucking Kolos in
space. I want to see that movie Ceiling
fan and. Little spookier up there.
Oh my God. All right, podcast roundup.
Let's go before we get launched into space.
Like a monkey. Oh, it's so good.
(44:00):
I love it. Like.
A monger. Podcast roundup.
Here we go. Beans moving again.
Where we don't know when we don't know when.
All I can't say is holy crap my friends it seems beans moving
(44:22):
again. You get it and.
When you want her to pull out your podcast.
We got it. Hello to Happy, goodbye to the
blue. Janky.
Podcast Spring on the Bukaki Baby.
(44:46):
That's Megan Holiday. Megan Holiday has been hosting
with Kevin in the afternoons. And she's kind of, she's good.
I like, I like listening to her.She's a lot of fun.
So why do we think that is Cuz wasn't Kevin doing?
Didn't they move her later so Kevin could have her spot?
I think Kevin wants to host withsomebody.
(45:07):
It's kind of dry. Totally.
I agree. He needs someone to talk to.
Yeah, yeah. I think Marin should come in
more often to be honest. Yeah, true.
That would be fun. But I think like she's the
obvious choice because she's already going to be there and
she's used to being there at that time.
So it's kind of just like a smooth transition, but.
(45:29):
Could have brought beer mug back.
Hi, you're a beer mug. Hi, you're a beer mug.
All right, let's start off with this podcast roundup with the
Not Today podcast. Jen was talking about the first
time she drove on the streets. My first car I ever drove was my
dad's Q45. Oh wow, yeah.
That's a cool car. Yeah, but the first time he let
(45:52):
me drive like on the. Rd.
Road, not just like around the neighborhood, like I actually
drive. And I think I was.
I was 15. I had my learner's permit but he
waited till the last minute to tell me where to turn and I did
not apply. The brakes, Yeah, you got
brakes. I took out like 3 gardening
(46:13):
piles, like big pieces of wood. With this just.
When he finally pulls up the E brake because the E brake was
still in the middle at the time he pulls up the E brake, he
goes. You panic.
You fucking. Panic and I'm like, I'm 15, you
didn't give me much. Notice he goes.
I kept being like turn, turn. I was just like, I still drive
(46:35):
like that. Man, this takes me back to when
I was teaching my kids to drive.I taught both the older boys to
drive and I had the imaginary brake pedal going the whole
time. I still do that with my wife.
Yeah, some of my worst memories are my parents teaching me to
drive. What did you do, Lindsay?
(46:55):
I was just such an asshole and they were stressed and I was
stressed. My dad didn't want me to turn
right on any Reds. So I sat in this like one lane
while this person just blew their horn at me for hours and
hours and I wasn't turning and it was just, it was no good.
(47:16):
The thing for me was I was trying so hard not to panic them
that I, I was like holding in all this like stress and all
this worry and I'm like, you need to apply the brake, apply
the brake, brake, brake. And yeah, luckily they did stop,
but it took me back. We didn't have a nice car like
(47:37):
AQ 5 though. That's a, that's a pretty nice
car going over all those garden piles.
That's all I gotta. Say, what is that?
It's an Infiniti, so it's prettyfancy.
So I got to learn on a 1971 international truck, big, yeah,
big truck back then. And they, my dad, we were on our
way out to go camping and he took me out on a dirt Rd.
(47:59):
I got the family in the back. This is back in the day when you
can sit in the bed of the truck with a tailgate down and just
sit there and you could bounce the whole time.
So we're going out of dirt road and and then all of a sudden
there's a car coming the other way.
I'm like 12. Like they didn't, they kind of
started as young out in the country, right?
(48:20):
And so of course, what do I do? I scream, Why do you just pull
over? And but it was scary when you
know, when you're out there. And I could, I could not have
been any safer, but it was stillscary.
I learned on the four O 5 freeway in a 69 Firebird with an
old Polish guy yelling at me in broken English and to just say I
(48:43):
have no clue what he was yellingat me.
But that was they took me to thedriving school next to the comic
shop. And yeah, Oh yeah, Lindsay.
I'm talking about that. Wait, was this?
Wait, wait, wait. That was behind the wood driving
school. Yes, yes, yeah, that that's the
(49:04):
place. It's so that's why I learned.
I learned the same way, and in fact, the first time I ever
drove on a freeway, my parents said that I couldn't do it until
the driving instructor. Took me so Yep, same.
Thanks man. I grew up without a car from
like 11 to 18. My mom did not want to drive.
(49:25):
My grandmother drove, but my grandmother drove like every day
was a fucking parade. I grew up in Boyle Heights and
my cousins lived in Duarte. We would leave at 5:00 in the
morning to get there, and we'd get there at noon.
There's a famous story. There's a famous story I'd tell
my kids. My grandmother took us to KFC
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back when they served everythingin the bucket.
She put the bucket on the roof, got in the car and started
driving. We're driving on the street,
going back home. This is about a mile away.
People are yelling at us like Elboyo, El boyo.
And she's like, what's going on?She's looking for a fucking
(50:10):
chicken running in the road, drives all the way there.
The bucket of chicken stayed on the roof of the car.
This is how slow my grandmother drove.
Oh. My God.
So the way I learned, because nobody else, they're coming from
me, they heard about the chicken, fucking chicken
(50:32):
escaping shit. I'll boy you, I'll boy you, I'll
boy you. I'll boy you.
So I bought a car and taught myself how to drive.
I bought a car, no insurance. Just said fuck it I'm going to
start driving. So I drove until I got pulled
over and got to fix a ticket. This is back when they didn't
have insurance or insurance wasn't mandatory.
(50:54):
So I just taught myself how to drive.
Jumped on the freeway and everything.
Lucky, yeah. Well.
It's awesome. It was that or never drive and
that was not what I wanted to do.
Not an option. You overcame.
That's amazing. Yeah, OK, let's go over to the
3/4 Human podcast. This weird guy?
(51:17):
Edwin called. Let's see what he said.
Hey guys, it's Edwin from LA Mirada.
I have a question for Corny. Corny, now that you've met Allie
McKay, can you tell us why she cries so much?
I've always wondered. Hey, Ed, Allie cries so much
because she's got a heart biggerthan Sluggo's coffee mug.
(51:38):
Either that or she's just emotionally hydrated.
Keeps things interesting, right?Emotionally hydrated.
I've never heard of that before.Yeah.
Super emotional person, cries a lot, laughs a lot.
That's one of the things I like about her.
Yeah. She's very.
For real. And yeah, to put it out there,
that's a vulnerable thing. It is, yeah.
(51:59):
Oh my God, to do this job. Like.
I'm sure, I'm sure Marcy, you could tell horror stories to do
this job and to be an actual human being.
And yeah, right. You mean to put yourself out
there on the radio kind of thing?
Or even podcasts. I mean, one of the biggest when
we did the Saint Jude radiothon,it would get me every time.
(52:22):
Yeah, yeah. And just to be able to let that
go on the on the radio is AI mean that's a thing.
I had to allow myself to do thatbecause you want.
It's a. Difficult thing, yeah.
Yeah, you do have to put up about.
You sort of have to put up a defensive boundary in front of
you so that people who say awfulthings, which they always do,
doesn't get to you, right? Well, whatever, that's their
(52:43):
opinion. Fortunately, I was used to that
as a kid. Sorry I had to sluggle off
there, but you know I I'm like on my second bottle of whiskey
so I forgot what that clip was about.
How are you on your second bottle of whiskey in an hour?
(53:04):
And. 20 minutes, one off and youmoved to the next one.
We lost yes. Haven't seen me drinking out of
my class the whole time. He's not finishing off 2 whole
bottles, that's over swallowing.What?
No, you killed the last one. Yeah, you killed the last one.
Jack Daniels. God, Really.
OK, so that was Edwin's call. And this is Kevin talking about
(53:26):
Mr. Wetherby and the Saturday Party Party patrol.
The first time I heard Mr. Weatherby on the radio, this is
he was doing the Saturday night party patrol and he was so
drunk. And I was fascinated that you
could be that drunk and be on the radio, and I thought I could
do that if that's the requirement is to drink.
(53:48):
Radio is a different beast. It's a different, yeah,
different beast. I want to hear that show.
I wish I had tape. I did.
Used to have tape. I had one sometimes someone
dropped an F bomb because they used to go to people's parties
at their houses, house parties and just.
Wow, how are you guys doing? And he's like, we're having a
fucking great time and Captain is like, OK, so back to the.
(54:10):
I used to run that show from thestudio and there would be times
when he would be so passed out or whatever, be like 20 minutes
of film, music or whatever cuz he just would disappear.
He's like, Oh yeah, hey, I'm back.
All right, So he's my boss today.
So if that tells you anything. I love it.
Yeah, I brought that clip in because it's good to hear about
(54:33):
Mr. Wetherby before he became, you know, everybody's boss.
And also cuz drinking. How how can you run a show drunk
like that? I mean on your second bottle of
whiskey and everything. Are we doing it?
I have no. Idea Well, no, I, I OK so I
heard this being in the LA area and being slightly tied into Los
(54:53):
Angeles radio with Westwood one and everything at a time about
whether be in his old days and Iheard this but what like this
was free Internet. No one had audio of this.
Like you heard these things and you're like that guy.
Never. I guess that's like hearing this
now it's like this. That really did happen.
OK I I thought that was a lie. Yeah.
(55:17):
There's a whole bunch of storiesabout it, but you know, no, no
recordings of it. They did have some rules though.
We used to have strict rules on the Saturday night party patrol.
About as soon as a glass is broken or a fight breaks out or
anything, we rush out to the vanand then we would call Slugo and
go where's the next party? And he would give us an address.
We would drive there. Yep, once things started to go
(55:41):
South, because once they do at those kind of parties, you.
Know I want to bring this stuff back to radio, right?
It's fun, right? Positive that it would fly today
because we would do everything we could to push parties in that
direction and then bolt. I mean, you have a good point.
Everything is so politically correct and.
It's very right now. We might have to wait it out a
(56:03):
bit, yeah. Maybe we can do that for the
episode 200. Nope.
Quitters never come up. Party patrol?
Nope. All right, let's go to Kevin in
the afternoon. We got a new Pope this week, and
(56:24):
so Kevin and Megan talked to thenew Pope.
And I'm being told he's on the phone.
What are the chances of that? Your Holiness, are you there?
Hey there. How's it going today?
How you doing there? It's going well.
How are you today? It's after midnight there.
I'm pretty happy. You know, as you can imagine,
I'm the freaking Pope. DA Pope.
(56:46):
Well. Well, were you surprised?
I was, I was like, it's unbelievable, you know, because
I'm from Chicago and usually, you know, in order for something
like that to happen so quick, you got to grease some palms,
you know, you got a cup of hand out, a couple Benjamins, but
next thing you know, they're putting me, they're putting a
big hat on me. I couldn't believe it.
It's unbelievable. You have two brothers.
Have they been in contact with you now that you're the Pope?
(57:07):
Oh, sure. Everybody's got their hand out
now. Hey, can you hook me up with
God? Hey, what's K?
Can you put in a good word for me with Jesus?
Everybody wants something from me now.
You know, you're a citizen of the United States and.
Peru. You know, I'm a citizen of the
world. Peru, you know, Detroit,
Chicago, New York. Wherever I am, I feel like I
fitted right at home. It's unbelievable.
I guess I should ask Cubs or White Sox.
(57:30):
Cubs, baby, the Cubs. In fact, that's why I picked the
name Leo for Pope. Leo the 14th for Leo Durocher,
who was the manager of the cups from 1966 to 1972.
Wow, You had that ready to go. Did you know you were going to
be elected Pope? All right, You know, you put in
your back pocket, you never knowwhen these things are going to
happen. You know, you just keep saying
DA prayers. And God answered, apparently.
(57:55):
It did. I'm making some changes in the
Catholic Church, by the way. Just let everybody know what's
up. Oh, OK.
Instead of the wine that we serve, you know, for the
communion right now, it's going to be old style, my favorite
beer out of Chicago. It's unbelievable.
OK. And now that communion wafers
now are going to be deep dish, deep dish communion wafers.
That sounds good. It's going to be a mouthful.
But you know, that's what she said.
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I might become. Catholic.
I'm about to convert back. Let's.
Go Knapple. Knapple, let's go.
Let's keep going with Kevin. In the afternoon with Megan,
they talked about sexual fetishes.
This was pretty funny. We were talking about your
sexual fetishes. What do you have?
I suck toes. You suck toes.
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You're the one. You're the guy.
Do you force them to wash them first?
They. Must be Immaculate, all right,
clean and neat person. And so yes, they have to be
like, absolutely taken care of. And there's nothing more
beautiful than a woman's foot that's gorgeous, that's taken
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care of, manicured very beautifully.
I can think of more things. That are a lot more.
Gorgeous than that, you know. Sure.
Yeah. I mean, in addition to the feet,
we're saying. But you're into it.
Yeah. Do you meet girls that are
freaked out by that? Not really.
Like some of them are really turned on by it.
All right. Yeah.
And also, I think for women, it opens up the conversation to
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say, can you rub my feet? And I think every woman will
take that. Oh, it is the best feeling in
the world when you give somebodya great.
Easy, easy. Man check.
Thank you for calling. I don't know what to say about
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that. I, I had to.
I had to applaud Lisa for stepping in right when she had
to. Like, easy, you were about to
go. One word wrong.
Direction. But the music before Green Day
was like something out of Beverly Hills Cop.
Yes, it was. It was a that was a weird Dick.
OK, I did get a message from Edwin on this.
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Edwin said this. Hell yeah, suck toes.
Yeah, so I OK, on the Ralph report, they're discussing their
first concerts and they go into Eddie Pence's first concert.
Any guesses as to what Eddie Pence's first concert is?
Bauhaus No. So let's talk about your first
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concert experience. Edwin.
Well. Myself, much like you, were fans
of General Hospital when we wereyounger.
Sure, you gotta love G8. Right, you would run home and
watch it. Luke and Laura, baby, right?
I thought about Luke and Laura. I did too.
Later on when Jack was the big thing.
Frisco Jones Frisco Jack Wagner AKA Frisco Jones.
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Right. And so I would, I got hooked on
it one year when I was homesick with the chicken pox.
And so I would. I sat home a whole week from
school and my grandmother would watch me while my parents were
at work and she would have her stories on in General.
Hospital would come on every dayat 3:00.
You and Frisco. And and Frisco hooked me.
You guys had a bomb. He hooked me.
Hard and reeled me in and then he released the.
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I hit single. He sure did.
And I was there. For it the whole full body and
soul for that song. Eddie Pence's first concert was
Jack Wagner TV's Frisco Jones from General Hospital.
Now what had happened was my momat work.
I guess they were giving out tickets because they had to fill
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this place. I'm sure there wasn't a big
demand for Jack Wagner. For Jack Wagner tickets.
But there she got some free onesat work and she's like, you want
to go? And I was like, Oh yeah, my mom
took me to Jack. Wagner, mom and son.
I think I was going to see a soap opera star. 85.
Man. You guys interested in what that
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song sounded like? I have a clip of the song.
Oh yes, play it. We're in the sky keeps on
turning. No, no, I'll play it.
Here we go. You know, I was listening to the
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Armenian comedian doing the national anthem and I thought
about how the Teabaggers are doing a Dodger Day.
I thought it would be amazing ifwe could get that tape played
during the national anthem. That would be perfect.
So I called in the other day. They said what's your first
concert? So I called in.
I said motherfucking Neil Diamond.
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He's got happy hits, he's got movies, blah blah blah blah.
And what did Ralph do today for the movie Vault?
He chose The Jazz Singer and didn't play my clip.
So we'll see if he plays it by the end of the month.
He bumped you for another Gen., one that kind of has a little
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more control over him. I get it.
And they're, you know, a couple.I get it.
She had Billy Joel. See, but Neil motherfucking
Diamond, we're going to. So we're hoping to hear it this
week. So by the time this thing airs,
we'll see what happens. I'm just saying my idea, Ralph.
I was going to call in with minebut then somebody beat me to it.
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I was like 3 years old and someone took me to my mom took
me to KISS concert which is veryweird.
For a three-year old, yeah. Yeah, and I went when I was like
20. I went to one of the reunion
shows cuz I told that story likemy first concert was a Kiss
concert when I was 3. And then I didn't recognize any
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fucking songs. I was like, man, I've never
listened to Kiss. I haven't listened to KISS since
I was three years old. All right, let's go over to a
cup of tea in a chat. There's a special hot minutia
Jingle that we have to play. Got a personal minutia Jingle
from Lindsay? Now, her phone quality is not
the best on this, but then she lives in her car, so she's just
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doing the best she can with whatshe's got, right?
Take it away, Lindsay. This is Lindsay from her car.
This is the second attempt I am doing to get me to play my hot
minutiae Jingle, which is based on a wiggle song and you guys
are talking about cold spaghetti.
It's all there. Hot Manisha hot Manisha hot
Manisha Manisha Manisha Manisha Manisha manisha manisha manisha
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cold spaghetti cold spaghetti cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti,
cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti spaghetti
spaghetti spaghetti. Anyways, I'm not a wiggle fan
but they do some really funny things on the tic tacs and some
of them are really hot and one of them did and it's going to be
may video so I feel like. I should get there.
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Right, right. All right, Lindsay, thank you
very much. She's right, the Blue 1 is hot.
That's Anthony. And I had cocktails with The
Wiggles back in Salt Lake City. Boy, do you have stories today?
Yeah. Boy, have you lived a life out?
Wow. It's pathetic.
The things I've done, it's not normal.
The things I've done, it's not things that you would be like,
(01:05:14):
that's incredible. You go, wait, what?
That's weird. It's fine.
Well done, Lindsay. We can't take her subscription
away from her. She's living in her car.
We got to do the best we can forthe poor lady, right?
Got to. It's the purple wiggle that's
hot. Let's get that right, Ali.
I don't know the wiggles so. I don't know any other.
People butter. Yummy.
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Yummy. A fruit salad.
That's fruit salad. Yeah, my bad.
I had to go to the Internet to try and figure out what song
this was. Let's play it, Wiggles.
How great is male ass? It didn't quite sound as the
same as what Lindsay had sang. I thought it was weird, but I
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mean, it was good. It was a good personal
initiative. Good.
Your personal initiative. All right.
Ali runs into Francis. So I went to lunch with Heavenly
Helen, as Edwin calls her, and Valerie.
We went to lunch and on the way back from lunch I ran into
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Francis. Francis Sighting.
Francis So I saw him. He gave me a huge hug and said
he's been so worried about me. He's been praying for me.
Thank God he ran into me. He was so sweet and so cute.
He's the sweetest old man in theworld and I was so happy to see
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him. Question.
Yeah. Would you ever consider inviting
Francis and maybe his wife over to have a cup of tea and just
hang out with you guys at your house?
That's really sweet, no? But why not?
I don't know. Why not take it a step?
For this is what you do if you meet somebody that you really
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like. Isn't that what you do is you
extend the hand of friendship and maybe it turns into
something deeper? But what would be deeper than
friendship with an 80 something year old man?
Just spending more time together, getting to know him a
little better rather than just passing him on the street, have
him over. Oh, that's sweet.
OK, let. Me, think about that.
Let me think about that, yeah. No new friends, Francis.
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You ever wonder if Francis is really Edwin 'cause he's not
here tonight? I I kind of was putting that 2
together 'cause she runs into Francis when Edwin is off
Interesting. I think he, I think he flies out
to Maine, runs into Ally. Looking for and.
Francis. I'm sorry when Edwin is off.
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Yeah, when he's not recording with us, she runs into Francis.
Good find. All right, so everybody's talked
about how Bean has no emotions, Asperger's, all kinds of stuff.
On one of On the 59 show, we find out that he has some
feelings. Today is the Viscountess and My
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meter versary. We met On this date as we record
May 9th back in 1991. We still celebrate a little bit,
a wee bit. I love that.
Now fill me in. This is when she came to the
station because her brother won a prize.
Is that it? Essentially, that's the short
version, yes. And she came to pick it up
during the morning show and we met and she loves to tell people
(01:08:31):
that I blew her off at the Coke machine, which may be true, but
I was also working at the time. I probably had to run back in
the studio, didn't have a lot oftime for chit chat, but we were
able to reconnect shortly after that and then go out on our
first date. So Bean remembers the day that
they met. I thought that was pretty
incredible. And he goes on to say that,
wait. And now breaking news born, we
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have a special guest joining us.Is it Francis?
Edwin? Where are you?
Oh. I'm at Barney's Beanery.
It's in Pasadena. I love that place.
I went to the arcade and now I'mat Barney's Beanery.
The arcade's tomorrow, the concert is tomorrow.
Throw a world of this. Going to see TiVo in Amy me.
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Why don't you invite me, dude? I like I like drinking at
Barney's Beanery. That is awesome.
I. I just found out about it.
I was walking to the arcade and I saw Barney's Beanery and I'm
like, that sounds like an old timing place.
It's always the Edwin but. Are you horribly sunburned
Because it looks like you have red all over your face.
(01:09:38):
I think the lights red. Yeah.
Oh yeah, my light is red. So how is the video game thing?
Oh it was great. Guess an arcade and pass a game.
They're called Neon Redford. They have a fix it Felix game.
They do. I took a picture and sent it to
you. Yeah.
But it's not Wreck it Ralph likeLindsay said, so she's wrong.
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I thought she said fix it. Lindsay, did you say wreck it
Ralph or fix the field? Wreck it Ralph.
Said wreck it Ralph and I still think I'm right.
You're wrong though. No, I'm right actually.
Lindsay's always I'm not going to disagree with Lindsay and
Frankie. Thank you.
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OK, guys, we're going. It's great to see you.
Bye. Good to see you too, Edwin.
Eddie. Bye, Eddie.
He's a funny, funny man. All right, I love him, but I
hung up on him. Like a monkey.
All right, monkey. Where was I?
OK, so you know, so that's how Donna and Bean met, but he
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didn't get her number. He didn't exchange any
information, any contact information he had, find out her
only feat profile, nothing. So this is how he actually got
her attention. I didn't have any way to get in
touch with her. I didn't have a phone number or
error. This was pre website so there
wasn't any really way to look her up at that point.
So I just put it in the the morning show weekend promo.
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I said, hey, Donna Mandeville, please get in touch.
I dropped the ball. I wish I'd given you my phone
number or gotten yours or something, but please get in
touch. I'd, I'd love to see you again
and put that in the little promothat ran all weekend long.
You know, instead of coming up Monday on an all new Kevin and
Bean show. That's what we did, right?
And she heard it miraculously ona Sunday night.
She heard it and got back in touch that week and then we got
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together. I'm smiling so big right now
it's ridiculous. Could have been very easily a
missed connection, sure. Very possibly could have not
happened. I mean, you have the greatest,
you know, way to go about it though.
You you had literally the airwaves of Southern California.
I had a 5000 Watt blowtorch she used exactly, but it would have
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been easy for her to miss it. What?
Also Kirac signal was pretty weak, I thought it was pretty
hard to get. Here.
Yeah, but yeah, I mean, that's apretty awesome story.
I think that's really romantic for being.
It's really weird. It was really weird to hear
that, considering all the Asperger's stuff and and on
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feeling from being. But it's good to see so
romantic. Yeah.
It was love on the spectrum before love on the spectrum was
a thing. All right, let's let's go ahead
and ask Ralph how this podcast roundup went.
Ralph, what did you think Your. Mother sucks cats in hell.
Thanks, Ralph. I think that went well.
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All right, let's end this show. Thanks for listening to Quitters
Never Give Up. I don't know why we're still
here, and I don't know why anybody's still listening.
This just keeps my sanity. From Drew, Drew's cat,
Christopher, Lindsay and Jen, we're going to say bye bye.
Bye. Love you guys.
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Bye. You're uptight like Kevin, and
murder is a deal breaker. Why don't we start with, you
know, we were asking for people who've been in this situation.
I didn't know that the first call we got would be Art on line
6. Who is the guy who killed
somebody? So let's find out how that works
for him in the dating world. Hi, Art.
Welcome to the Kevin, I mean, show.
Hey. Yeah, I killed somebody.
Well, first of all, first, come on.
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How are you going to come at us like that?
That wasn't him either, I don't think.
Right. Well, the real Santa Monica guy
moved to Texas. I know.
Damn fun, but that wasn't the worst.
I hope I see you again. Praying for you all the time,
Allie. And because I know somewhere
deep down in my heart, I still love you.
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And she be crying. All the.
Time now, bitches be crying. Just Jon Hamm.
That's all I got to say. Jon Hamm, Right?
That's all you need to know. God damn it is Jon Hamm.
Just go. Just go.
Jon Hamm I. Totally agree.
Yep, shit right on them titties.Hell yeah, suck toes.