Episode 193 - I feel ya, girl

Kristin joins us to talk Paul McCartney's yacht gifts, bubbleberries, the demon fridge, Haunted Mansion, persistent caller Letitia, and two takes at a Friday closing montage!

Episode Transcript

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Here we go. Well, in a second here, I'm
going to hit a button, hit that button that's going to give us,
send us there, send this up and get us ready.
What comes before Part B? Part A Machine dog.
Kevin's gonna die, die, die, die, die, die.

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Kevin's gonna do a lot of drinking and of course, not much
thinking. Kevin's gonna go to Brazil.
How dare you? You keep getting Matthew there,
not your crushed our mouth. You sweetie finger mother ever.
Gurgle, gurgle. Swallow in her mouth.

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Do or do not. There is no try.
And it isn't that true. Ain't that race.
It's wrong. I love Oprah.
I belong to her Wicked Demand club. 260 Economy. 264.
Quitters never give up. Go ahead repping for all of

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quitters. Never give up.
Check off Christopher. Check off Jen Pastorini.
Check off Lindsay. Hello, Drew.
The great Ed Wynn, ladies and gentlemen.
I love him so much. Because I said quitters never
give up and he said that's all they do.
So sexy it hurts. I feel you, girl.

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I feel you, girl. Hola Party Weeble because
quitters never give up. Episode 193.
We're all here. Today we got a special guest.
I feel you, girl. Let me play the name drops and
introduce the quitters. I feel you, girl.
Stop playing. I feel you, girl.

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Say hello to Jen. Talking about terrible first
dates here on the Kevin Abine Show, Jennifer writes in Dear
Kevin Abine. 5 minutes in he leaned across the bar and said
someone wants to come out and meet you while motioning to his
junk. How you doing, Jen?
I'm good party people. Let's say a little Lindsay.
Well, you all might know Lindsayfrom her roles and get him to
the Greek 21 Jump St. and Hello ladies.

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Most recently, you can catch heron the hit show Ghosts on CBS
and HB OS Julia. How you doing, Lindsay?
Thanks Jenna Fischer. I'm doing great all.
Right, let's say hello to Edwin.So let's talk about your first
concert experience, Edwin. Good day mates.
Edwin just went to Cruel World, so I guess that's a concert

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event we'll talk about. That was my last concert
experience. My first was a really weird one.
It was The Commodores and a guy named ZAP.
Oh, from Roger and ZAP. I can't ZAP and Roger.
Sorry. I just remember I'd love this
girl and I took her to her concert and she invited another
guy. So a lot of fun for Edwin that

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night. Oh shit, that's fucked up.
You went to see The Commodores with the guy from ZAP and Roger
ZAP. Yes, that's right.
They were playing like at a college campus.
OK or college stadium. It was actually a good show
except for the the part where the girl brought another guy.
Other than that, it was pretty fun.
Was ceiling fan there. Sad girl.

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They might have been in the backsomewhere.
Let's go ahead and say hello to our our special guest, Kristen
that. That would be Kristen wherever.
Kristen. Went.
Drama. Followed.
She thinks she's hot. OK, I guess she is, but she
can't stand me. Doing Kristen.

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I'm doing well, thank you. And I am Christopher.
Chris is like this weird gnome that's in charge of all with a
big head and a little hand. Stop picking on Chris, you're so
mean. Yeah.
P, stop. Stop picking on me.
What are we doing next? We're doing the flashback.
Hello and welcome to a very special flashback because I'm

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going to introduce you now. Flashbacks and no flashbacks.
Let's have a look at this. Just play the intro the.
Last time we played when Kevin hung up on Paul McCartney, so
this is before that happens. I'm just saying I don't know

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that Kevin could be trusted withPaul McCartney, Ralph.
That's my fear. It's a worthy fear.
How? Dare.
You is. This vetted by any.
Paul Rubens a little. I just, I feel, I feel like I.
Feel like how dare. You.
I think Kevin needs to go home early.
How dare you? Doesn't look well.
Paul McCartney on tomorrow morning is Kevin mean show?

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I'm just terrified that the onlything that Kevin will be able to
fake 'cause you know how Kevin is, you tell him not.
To say something the Queenie I who's got the ball OHT spells
out. It's all he's going to do This
too is mock him for one song. Queenie I Who's got the ball?
I haven't got it. It isn't in my pocket.
OUT spells out. And that's.
Out. But correct me if I'm wrong,

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that's not the only king Paul McCartney is known for.
That is it. That's the only song he's ever
made. Yeah, only song, according to
Kevin. Anyway, very excited about that
tomorrow morning right here on the Kevin to Bean show.
Rob is here now time for the show.
He's been on a Monday. What's going on?
I? Think One, Let It Be gives you
10 Queenie Pies. I agree I.
Think that's the ratio you get after you do that.
He needs more letter BS then. And then you do a A yesterday.

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Well, he's had plenty of letter BS.
He said let it be. He said yesterday he's had.
He's long and dozen Rd. dozens and dozens of songs.
Helter Skelter. Just don't worry about it,
Kevin. He's fine.
You need to isolate the clip. That's what did he say?
I just want to say, how dare you.
I was just commenting on the Queenie Eye song, listening to

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that, listening to that clip when we went over that week 3
weeks ago from 2014, which is 11years ago.
It was pretty weird that he had that song.
And I just that's an awful song.That's the worst song I've ever
heard in my life. And he was trying to promote it
on K rock. But you know, I guess you forget

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about that when you talk about yesterday and.
Yep. All that other stuff.
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Not only are they amazing live, but you'll be surprised how many
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Yeah, true. We we've been playing a lot of
fits in the Tantrum songs over the past few years and I love

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every one of them. So I'm very excited about seeing
them again on May 31st at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater.
I'm not comparing what happened yesterday, Kevin, to 911, but I
wouldn't. That's absurd.
But I will say that there is a loss of innocence.
There is. You do wish you could turn back
the hands of time and go back before an awful thing happened.

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I mean, this time yesterday, just yesterday were just 24
hours ago, right now. It was before the tragedy of
BKHUPM, as the kids call it now,before Kevin hung up on Paul
McCartney. Because the world was a
different place. It was a it was a nicer place.
It was a sweeter place. It was a place with more
respect. It was before Kevin hung up on a
Beatle and I wish we could go back to that time, but

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unfortunately it happened and wejust have to kind of live with
the consequences. How do you wish we could go back
to that time before me more thanme just because I think it's the
case it. Probably is just because it's so
painful as a guy who has grown up idolizing Paul McCartney.
And what a thrill and what an honor it was to have the man on
our show yesterday. But he was saying goodbye.

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Right. But still, look, he heard the
click, Kevin. He knew he was hung up on.
And I think that's what I mean. That's the the, the, the, how
undignified that is that we hungup on a beetle.
And he knows that we're now the A hole Americans who hung up on
him while he was out of the goodness of his heart, giving us
his time. And you know what happened?
You're assuming that like that last moment, that's the only

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thing that sticks with you. That's right.
What? How?
Listen. You're just making this work
just because it's fun. It's true that.
Might be. But you're absolutely.
You're absolutely right. Look, you don't remember the
tremendous meal you had when youfind a bug in your in your your
dessert, That's all you rememberis that it got spoiled at the
end because there was a. Bug in your right?

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Is this 911 or bug in your food?And those are two very different
things. I'm saying it's a little bit of
everything. Come on.
For folks who weren't listing yesterday and they got spared,
man, they're lucky they didn't have to hear this.
But we're going to force it out anyway.
Here's the end of the call as we're wrapping up a very, I
thought, entertaining and candidinterview with Mr. McCartney.

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We do have it up at krock.com ifyou want to hear the whole
thing. And things were going pretty
well until the end when Kevin decided, oh, wait, I forgot, I
hate The Beatles. So I'm going to hang up on this
jerk. I don't know if we'll ever have
a chance to do this again, Sir Paul, but thank you so much for
the time. It's a real honor to have you on
the program today. That's really nice interview,
so. Oh, I hope to see you at the
gig. Absolutely, Sir.
Thanks for the call make. It a date.

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Bye bye. See you guys.
Oops. Well, he was saying he was
saying goodbye. He's saying, see you guys.
And then at which point I thought that.
Is a goodbye. See you guys.
A lot of people would hang up after.
See you guys. A lot of people would just wait.

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Right. Like what was the rush?
There was no rush, I just thought he was finished.
Kevin, I think, I can't believe he's generous enough to be back
on the phone, but I think we have an opportunity for you to
make good. Don't be ridiculous and at least
apologize if that's what Mr. McCartney asked.
And he joins us back on the Kevin Beach Show right now.
Hi, Sir Paul. Good morning, fellas.

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How are you? We're good.
Can't thank you enough for giving us a second chance.
We're good. Did you hear the?
Did you hear me hang up on you yesterday?
Or was this a Sprite? I heard you hanging up on me.
Well, I. Didn't know if you were already
hanging up. You say goodbye, You take the
photo away from you. We.
Were already hanging up when I was talking.
You thought I would hang up on myself?

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No, but you were saying goodbye,which is a very short word, and
then I imagined you. Say goodbye at.
All it sounded like you were saying goodbye because you said
see you. Play it again.
You already said see you OK, I'll play it again.
So. Oh, I hope to see you at the
gig. Absolutely, Sir.
Thanks for the call. Make it a day, thank.
You bye, bye. See you guys.

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Oops, he was saying he was saying goodbye.
He said see you guys bye. So seeing you guys by Ying you
owe a yacht would be a good idea.
Oh that man, that is not possible.
Oh, I know what I said. So we missed out on a yacht.

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Because and buying you all a yacht would be a good idea that.
Would have been so much better. I was going to get each of you a
yacht. Is it too late for the yacht?
I don't. I think it is, yeah.
I would think so, because no onelikes to be hung up on.
I didn't. Mean to hang up on you?
Hello. Did you hang up?

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Yeah, how's that sound? It felt pretty good.
Does it? It felt pretty bad.
Yeah, actually. Hello all.
Right, I didn't do it that time either, but now you know what it
feels. Like right but I.
Kevin, look, you have a golden opportunity here to make things
right. Just apologize to the man.
Just tell him it was a mistake. It was a mistake.
I apologize, Sir. Paul, I thought when you said

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Sia, that that was the goodbye. And so then I was going to hang
up. So you couldn't give me 20 extra
seconds? Well, apparently not.
No, apparently you couldn't. Yeah.
I didn't know you were going to say you're going to buy a seat a
yacht. Wow, that sucks.
He really hung up on you see he.Really goes right.

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It hurts. Yeah, it hurts.
Doesn't wash you still on. The phone it's not like you're
happening for real. Let's.
Try to teach him a lesson. Well, yeah, I didn't do it on.
Purpose. Well, he's clearly gone now.
I didn't do it on purpose. He can't possibly think I did it
on purpose. Well, it's just sloppy.

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May have been sloppy. But it wasn't on purpose.
It wasn't like I. Did it on purpose.
It was him, You should be extra careful.
Now he can take off the phone, Maria writes in.
Dear Kevin Abeda, you've called the show many times over the
years and I've had Kevin cut me off while I was mid goodbye
several times. It is supremely off putting each

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and every time, believe me Sir Paul noticed it when it happened
to him. Thank you Maria.
Thank you, Maria, for writing inon.
That, yeah. Thanks.
Yeah. Thank you, Maria.
Thank you for understanding the pain I went through.
Yeah, well, Paula, I didn't do it on purpose.
It was an accident. And.
And if I hurt your feelings, I'msorry.
I'd still like the yacht I need effect.
Not asking too. Much now I'm really gone.

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I don't know why that's just so funny.
I was drooling, laughing. Oh God, I miss Ralph.
Jen, can I jump in? Oh yeah, go ahead.
I have an app roll call about that and I think it would go
great with this. Can I play that real quick?
Yes, please. This person agrees with me.

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I got to agree with Kevin. I mean, The Beatles, I've been
saying it my whole life. I'll be saying it until the day
I got she hung up. She hung up because I hung up.
Great clip. Amazing.
Wow Lindsay, love that one. I don't know why I was

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surprised. The sad part is being like had
such a great interview, it was such an interesting interview
and all we remember is Kevin. Hanging up on exactly.
Yep. All right, Kristen, here's some
more Ralph. All the details on the Kirak

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Weenie Rose 2014 at 7:15 this morning right here on the Kevin
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That's coming up. Also, Matt Money Smith talking
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to go see the Ducks game too in the Stanley Cup Round 2.
Hi, Ralph Garmin. Yeah, hi yourself.
What is up with you and fruit that's.

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Worth it ever put? Together.
What? You.
Exit at me. Been yelling and.
Jumping down. Oh, I've been yelling.
Why are you so fruity? I think is what Kevin's.
Asking, going. On.
This is a major problem. There's just a conspiracy at
work, an international conspiracy, and it will not
stand. OK, tell us about.
It Yeah, I'll tell you about it,all right.

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How many times did they tell you?
Oh, you know what? Oh, you got your freaking lease
over here. Oh, don't eat bread.
Bread will kill you. Oh, no, fruits and vegetables.
Eat more fruits and vegetables. Oh, you're going to have some
more. Fruits and vegetables.
My doctor says I love you. Should need more fruits and
bugs. F your people.
F. You fruit liars, you lying fruit

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vendors. Wait, but they're telling them
the truth. Fruits and vegetables are good
for you. They should be a part of your
diet. They.
Should be, you're right. So why is it that they are
keeping from us the bubble Berry?
Now what? What is the bubble Berry?
Oh, nothing, Kevin. The bubble Berry just happens to
be a Berry that tastes just likebubble gum.
What? Yeah, that's right, Lisa.

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What? Yeah.
OK, gluten free. Lisa, even you didn't know about
this. I've never heard.
This you didn't know about. This nobody knows.
About this? Is this new?
Oh, well, did they just discoverthat they just, you know, it
would make sense if this was a new thing.
That's why we we haven't been able to enjoy the beautiful,
delicious bubble Berry for all these years because it's new.
Oh, yeah. Except that it was popular from

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the 16th century to the 19th century.
Well, what? Happened then.
God damn right, Lisa. What happened then?
It's apparently in the 1500s where there was plague and
disease and people's teeth falling out.
You know what? They can enjoy The delicious
taste of the bubble Berry. And have some.
Fruit they have that case like bubble.
This is the best fruit ever. And then in somewhere in the

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1800s, no more bubble berries you don't get anymore, but no
bubble berries for you. They said now this exists.
A fruit that tastes like bubble gum?
Yes. How much fruit would you eat if
there was a fruit that tastes like bubble?
Gum, I would eat it all day. Put it on my cereal.
I would put it in my orifices. I weird I would make juice out

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of it to be in every smoothie. I would probably eat nothing but
bubble berries if it was a thing, but they've been keeping
it from us. Why?
Why? Because it makes you live
forever? That's what I'm guessing.
I don't think that's that's. Exactly what that's what it is.
The government is keeping it from us because they don't want
us to live forever. It probably cures cancer.
I think that's a safe bet. I think so too.

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The kids in the office did a little research Ralph, and they
are suggesting that maybe it wasa difficult Berry to grow and it
was replaced with other berries.That are heartier than that.
It's hard. Bubble berries.
Yeah. You know what else it's hard to
make? Tobacco that that's not a Hardy
crop, they're going to work hardto get that going.
Oh, avocados are a pain in the ass to grow.

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Trust. Me.
But they have plenty of those inthe supermarket.
You know I don't see in my produce section bubble berries.
No you don't. Not a one.
The Fragaria moschata. That's the act, the scientific
name for the Berry. Well, where does it come?
Where does it come? From where?
What part of the world? Apparently it is.
It was very popular in England. England, 15th century to the

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19th century, and it was grown mostly in.
Central Europe, I hear. Yeah.
OK, you go. They they were better at growing
crops then than we are now. Right, so so why don't we have
just scads and scads of bubble berries every on every street
corner there should be a bubble Berry vendor just selling fresh

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bubble berries out of a how about the freaking guys on the
off ramps of the the 1:34? I know he's got bags of oranges
and crap. I don't need that.
I need bags of bubble berries. We should be having, we should
be having to turn away bubble Berry fruit because it's just
too much. We just, they're delicious,
right? You'd never stop eating a Berry
that tasted like bubble gum. And now there's one store in the

(18:53):
UK has announced for the next 5 weeks they're going to be
selling bubble berries. Sure, come on then, get your
bubble berries. But after five weeks, boom, it's
gone again. Another 200 years will go by
before we get bubble berries. Why?
That's what I want to know. How does it go away?
I want to know where is it? Why does it go away?
Where has it been since the 1800s?
There are a lot of questions that do.

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Legitimately need to be answeredhere.
I. Bubble berries.
Ordinarily, I just roll my eyes at Ralph's crazy.
Obsessions, but I think he's on to something here.
This is it does seem like something citizens going.
Bubble Berry jam. I want bubble Berry juice that.
'D be the best. Fried bubble berries I want
sauteed bubble berries I want I want a bubble Berry salve that I
can slap her all. Over my body.

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So I can take it in through my pores as well.
I'm going to smell of bubble berries everywhere I go.
Here we go. Not Ralph's here.
I don't know. And I can smell the.
Bubble berries. So, Ralph, you're going to
England this summer? What the hell?
Yeah, yeah. Now for sure, I'm going.
After the five week period that the bubble berries are being
sold though, I'd say they could already be gone by time you get
there. Well, then you know what?

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It's going to be just like the the war for independence all
over again. It's all right.
It's going to be, it's going to be I'm going to take those red
coats on one by one. Be like turn.
I'm going to be a spy in the organization because this will
not stand. You need to bring.
Back the bubble Berry and becomethe only outlet in the United
States. To smuggle some bubble berries
out of the UK and bring them. Start your own business and

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you'll just be a billionaire overnight.
Berries, they're hard to breed. Oh, they're hard to grow.
It's worth it. You know why?
Because they taste like bubble gum.
This is real, you know It's hard.
Going to the moon. We did that.
Why can't I get a Berry that tastes like bubble gum?

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I. Don't think you're asking too
much. I'm.
Really. With you.
Hey, here's an idea. Take some bubble Berry seeds,
stick them in the ground, water them, and you know it'll grow
bubble berries. Well, they're.
Clearly doing that because you said it's going to be.
Available for five weeks. So the people at the store, the
Waitrose supermarket chain in the UK is going to have bubble
berries for five weeks, all right, And we really haven't

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seen them since, oh, the 1812. But apparently these people got
their hands on some. Maybe she call them.
British. Maybe we're America.
What does that have to do with it?
We. Rule and we have no bubble
berries. Now when it comes to bubble
berries. Now they beat us.
Now they beat us in the bubble Berry race.
I hope you're all happy. Yeah, hippies, we can.
See Hippies, Why are we? Hippies, we can't do anything.

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Now we're behind in the bubble Berry race.
All right, what we can. We're barely a society now.
We're barely. Just hanging on by a thread.
World nation now, but they're over there in the UK.
You know what they're enjoying? Delicious bubble berries with
whipped cream. Oh, I say, I say Reginald.
Like some more bubble berries. Those folks are the colonies.
They're not enjoying this. They're laughing at us.

(21:42):
Over there, can we call the store and see if they'll ship us
so? Can we take up arms against the
store and steal them? I.
Don't think we need to necessarily.
Your bubble berries. Let's not jump right to that
option. Let's see if they'll send.
Drone strike paratroopers. I don't think that's an
overreaction at all. Come on, Obama, get on it.
Deep sex, that's. Right.

(22:04):
Let's use how much money we spend on defence every year, how
much of the industrial military complex, how much money are they
getting every year? You know what they can do us?
Get us some bubble berries. Mission bubble Berry operation.
Bazooka. That's what we'll call.
White people laughing. We don't have any bubble
berries. But this I.

(22:25):
Find it fascinating that this isthat it's all the things you're
saying are possible and yet they're all true.
They are all true and they want us to eat more.
More fruit. Fine.
You know what? Get me more fruit that tastes
like candy and I'll be eating itall day long.
So let's start with some freaking bubble berries.

(22:51):
I want me some bubble berries. I know that sounds delicious.
How long has bubble? Gum been around?
Edwin, when you were child womenbubble gums, I knew Abner Double
J. Yeah, Bubble gum's been around
for a long time. Probably over 100 years, I

(23:12):
imagine. I I think Ally.
Can't she Google this? Well, when he was talking about
the 16th century, so. Well, I don't, I don't know.
I I think it's the 50s, isn't it?
Like bazooka gum was the first one.
I got it. Bubble gum as we know it was
first invented in 1928 by WalterDeemer Dimer.

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However, the history of the chewing gum extends far back, so
early forms of chewing gum have been found dating back to the
Neolithic period. Yeah, just as to chew like tree
SAP or something, right? Yeah, fun facts.

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But they have the cotton candy grape.
That's the one. It's so good.
Yeah. All right, that's the flashback.
All right, all right, all right.I guess it's my turn.
Let's start this roundup. I'm imagining that in my mouth.
Nailed. It you get it and.

(24:21):
When you want her to put out your podcast.
We got it Jane. Stop saying no to Happy.
Goodbye to the blue janky. Podcast.
I want a baby spider monkey. We all want a baby spider
monkey, but let's start this roundup with the phone calls.

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There was a couple of phone calls Edwin got in.
Let's start off with this one. This is the part of the show
where we invite the list your feedback, and that's when the
corrections have to be made because I'm always going to say
something that's not right. Being it's Edwin from the
Quitters never give up podcast, I'm pausing the podcast because
you said and the fireman cheating story, you said he gave
him a Frodo kiss. I did.

(25:06):
That's hilarious. It's Fredo.
Fredo from the Godfather. Fredo's a Hobbit.
Fredo's from the godfather. Although I would like to see a
crossover of Godfather. In Lord of the Rings.
Anyway, don't keep up that work.Get it right next time.
Bye. Yeah, I yeah, that's what
happened, Frodo. Fredo, you can understand the
confusion, right? And at least I caught it.

(25:29):
At least you were there for the Godfather Two pick up.
I appreciate. Oh was it godfather two?
I thought I missed it in the actual.
I watched the Godfather rememberand it was perfectly fine.
I have not seen Godfather 2. I hate wade into this again, but
it's even better than the first one.
Ali, I'm telling you, you got it's so good, OK?
It won the Oscar for best picture and deserved it.
It's so good. You'll love it.

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Well. But didn't win Best KISS at the
MTV Music Awards. OK, I don't believe it did.
No, I'm sorry. I think if MTV had awards and
existed when The Godfather 2 came out it would have won best
kiss. But also, the MTV Music Awards
would not be where one would celebrate Best Kiss.

(26:13):
Does MTV play music anymore? Are they awards that they give
out about music anymore? They do the Surfboard 1.
Is that Nickelodeon? They do the surfboard one for
the movies. That's MTV.
Isn't that the moon guy? No, The Moon Man is VMA's, The
Surfboard is the Movie Awards. No, the moon man has to be the

(26:35):
MTV Awards because they had the moon guy for MTV.
There's. Two different shows.
There's the MTV Movie Awards about movies, MTV Music Awards
about music. Thank you, Edwin, for saying
West. And now I know we've done it
three times, but still. No, and this is not a moment,

(26:57):
this is, this is just so funny 'cause I said it twice and Edwin
said it and Chris was like, oh, now when you put it that.
Way. Well, you got to be clear with
your speaking. Oh yeah, we're.
Into speaking, All right, next call, next correction, actually.
I couldn't place the personal minutia Jingle on the last

(27:18):
episode. I said it definitely had a
country feel. I was guessing maybe a Dolly
Parton song. Well, let me just show you how
good I am in identifying songs. And Allie, it's Edwin from
Quitters. Never give up.
I'm pausing the podcast today, Thursday, May the 29th, and I
want to tell you the personal minutiae Jingle was The
Jeffersons. See.
Very close. We finally got a piece of the

(27:41):
pie. Keep up to work.
I'm going to go back to the show.
I mean Dolly Parton, The Jeffersons from the same cloth.
Right. Yep.
That was close. That was close, being very
close. Jefferson theme is a bop.
I love that theme. All right, one last call.
I was kind of surprised no one commented on this one.

(28:02):
I know, I know, I know. You were the devil, right?
I was not the devil. No, you were something with a
voice changer though. What was it?
I was not with a voice changer actually.
And finally, do you remember when I was doing the show a few
weeks ago from Tennessee and I was in somebody's kitchen back?
Ladies and gentlemen, got a goodnight's sleep.

(28:24):
Thank you. I was in somebody's kitchen up
against what I termed the Demon fridge.
It sounded like it was going to explode.
I thought I might have to unplugit.
Well, I can't believe the Demon fridge is on the line to talk to
us. Why so soon?
Hello Bean, it's Demon Fridge, OK?
I'm calling to congratulate you on episode 666.
Fine episode. Keep up the work.

(28:45):
I also have one comment on the playlist.
Not enough Ed Sheeran. You can't really have hell
without Ed Sheeran. That's true.
But in honor of episode 666, I want to leave you with one
question. Being is your refrigerator
running? Well, you better go chase after
it. Ha ha.

(29:06):
Ha ha ha. I added the part that he didn't
play where I brought up the freezer being a colossal
disaster and if he was going to send someone to clean it up, but
no voice changer, just me makinga gravely voice.
There you go. Impressive.
Nice. You sound like the ending of the
Haunted Mansion there when you first go on.

(29:26):
Remember when they laugh? Ha ha ha, Very similar.
Very similar to Ha ha Ha. You mean the no windows and no
doors? Or do you mean the end of
Thriller? No, no, no.
Haunted Mansion when he says there's no doors and no way out.

(29:51):
My mic broken or? Something.
You said Haunted Mansion, the thriller.
It was the Haunted Mansion. That's what she said.
No windows and no doors. But it's also the beginning of
the Haunted Mansion. But also because this is so
worth saying, I think they redidthe Haunted Mansion completely
so we don't even know. What they The same voice is

(30:15):
there. You don't.
Have you been to Disneyland since they redid it?
I think so. I think, I think the world would
fucking lose its mind if they change the announcer for the
Haunted Mansion. The Disney Files won't lose it.
You're absolutely right. Yeah, they would.
We would see riots on the streets.
Buildings would be on fire, catsand dogs would be laying with

(30:39):
each other, getting married. You know, it'd just be the end
of time. Well, so the last time I went to
Disneyland was in 2017 and it was like late September.
So and my sister and my nephew were all there and they're
transitioning it over to Jack Skellington and The Night Before

(30:59):
Christmas. Yeah, and they've been doing
that since 2007 or something. Because right now I have too
many kids. It's like $1000 just to get into
the park right now. If I take all the kids.
It used to be like 50 bucks for each ticket back in my day.
All right, here we go. Next one.

(31:20):
Apparently Ralph has some specifics to going to the
movies. I I need to hear the other.
Side of sharing popcorn is just ridiculous.
How is it ridiculous? Well, let's put the tub right
between us so we can both reach in there awkwardly and sometimes
get popcorn into our. Mouths.
Just give me, just watch the movie, give me my popcorn, get

(31:43):
your own. Everybody will be happy.
And it's the. Only place in the world where
like let's share food. You don't go to restaurants and
say, oh, can we have a bowl of soup and two spoons please?
You just not doesn't happen. You'll go to a ball game.
Restaurant is all about you don't go to a ball game and say
oh just give US1 hot dog and we'll eat.
It that is sexy. It's ridiculous.
Why have we expected to share food in the theater?

(32:04):
I don't. Because you love me.
I can love you and buy you your own goddamn popcorn.
You do you like. The act, just the act of
sharing. Is that what you like about the
sharing? Of the.
Popcorn. I think it's far because I'm
cheap. Nonsense.
I mean, Ralph, if you don't share your popcorn, how do you

(32:25):
do the popcorn trick? How does that happen?
What do you mean? You don't.
Oh, the popcorn trick. Sorry I couldn't keep a straight
face. I was going to try to play dumb.
I'm with Ralph here, though. I want to have my own popcorn.
I'm going to inhale it. I'm going to eat it with
licorice. That's the best part of any

(32:46):
movie. Oh, you got to put M&M's in
there. No.
Oh man. Peanut M&M's, that's the best.
Or if you can get Reese's Pieces.
My little girls and I will have a movie night and I'll make a
big thing of popcorn and we'll just throw in a whole bunch of
candy. It'll just be like one of those
candy salads from YouTube. We won't do the whole speech at

(33:07):
the beginning. We'll just throw in a bunch of
candy. It's.
Awesome, and you share it? Yeah.
Good for you. I don't understand why you don't
share. Popcorn's like 20 bucks a tub.
You gotta share, right? I no, no, because I wanted to
myself. I wanted to like like a fucking

(33:27):
pig like inhale it the whole time and I don't want to share
and I feel like half of the movie going experience if not
more is me just like snogging popcorn and eating licorice with
it and having an icy and having the licorice straw.
This is very important. A licorice straw, that is the
thing you get the red Vine take off the ends.

(33:49):
Man, that's perfect. I just pictured Lindsay where
she cuts like little eye holes in the in the popcorn tub and
that's just how she watches the movie.
Taking a bath in the in the popcorn.
All right, moving on. We got it.
Well. OK, all right, all right.
Well, following that, Queen Jay proves that she is the perfect
woman. Not to mention Little Miss

(34:14):
Latina here smuggles in a big bottle of Tabasco I.
Do. For the.
For her popcorn. Every time.
In the theater. So you just douse the popcorn in
Tabasco? Oh, yeah, yeah.
And do you like that? No, I couldn't eat it.
My butt hole would explode. So it's not even an option.
My fault he's Irish. Oh, White.

(34:38):
Bringing in condiments, he. Needs flavor in his life.
Oh, she smuggles in all kinds ofhot Peppers and whatnot.
And I bring the big bottle, which is, you know, more
comedic. It's like a VAT of Tabasco.
She could just wheel in a fucking grill and start making
hot dogs with bacon wrapped. Around that sounds great.
Right there in front of the sea,the.
Jalapenos. Yeah, I don't know so.
Good. Not cherish you.

(34:59):
Don't know. She smuggles in food.
That's the best. If you could smuggle in food to
the theater, that's that's that's where it's at.
Right. I do.
I do smuggle my own licorice now.
I don't want to know where you keep it.
Let's go back to Kevin. Kevin in the afternoon, Kevin

(35:21):
has some fun with callers. He plays butt dials.
Since I've been back here at K Rock, I've had two great butt
dials. That's so crazy.
And this is one of them. K Rock.
Hello. Hello.
So yeah, I can't believe it's close.

(35:44):
Hello. I know, but how far down?
No, no. Watch your language on a butt
dial. Hey.

(36:07):
Stop saying it's right. Before what's this?
Because those small sheets, theydon't stop there.
It always stops it like main streets, like Reseda, Tampa,
DeSoto, all those mainstream. One more time and you're gone.
Oh yeah, by the time, I guess. All right, I warned you all.
Right. That's the magic of radio right

(36:30):
there. Yeah.
I almost thought it was Cucamonga heat at the beginning.
I thought that's what they were watching.
Yeah, Eric, apparently the K in K Rock stands for Kevin because
there's Kevin from Kevin. In the afternoons, there's Kevin
Weatherly, and there's Kevin Klein.
Kevin goes into a story of KevinKlein meeting Shirley Manson

(36:53):
from Garbage and it is possibly the funniest thing I've ever
heard. We were in a meeting.
It was me and it was Megan and it was Klein and Allie and our
boss, Kevin Weatherby and Shirley Manson comes comes into
the into the room with Butch Vegfrom, from Garbage and they're
saying hi. Now, Mr. Weatherby's been here

(37:13):
since 1993, I want to say, and I've been here since 1990.
So we have a long history with Garbage.
And. Kevin Kline?
Not as much. Now how odd is it that there are
5 or 6 people in there and threeof us are named Kevin?
Well, the odds are. Understandably strange but also

(37:36):
I realized after I jumped up I couldn't believe she knew who I
was because she came in and addressed me as Kevin and I
stood up to hug someone that clearly had no idea who I was
and realized that she was clearly referring to you and
then on the way out referring tothe other Kevin that I am so
useless and I. I mean nothing to her at all.
She would like you if she got toknow you, but she already knew

(37:57):
us. I did see at one point I said I
love you so much. And she said I love you too,
Kevin. And I saw you sort of start to
like move toward her. And I was like, no, it's wrong,
Kevin. I'm sorry.
It's it's a different Kevin. I, I think all the other Kevins
in the room knew that every timeshe mentioned any name Kevin she
was not referring to me. But I was playing on the fact

(38:18):
that I'm the closest to garbage in the room other than garbage.
So I thought maybe because of that she was giving me some
love. But boy, I, I, she.
It's very rare that you see an artist more excited to see a DJ
than a DJ to see an artist. She was more excited to see you
than anyone in the room was to see her.
And that reminded me of just howfar I am down the totem board.

(38:38):
You'll get there dude, just another 30 years.
So Shirley Manson walks in and says hi, Kevin, and he just
jumps up all excited, man, it's fantastic.
And let's go over to a cup of tea in a chat and have so many
things from a cup of tea in a chat.
There's the Boxcar Racer story. There's a strongly worded
letter.com. Let's do the strongly worded

(39:03):
letter.com. Remember I used to have like
about 30 domain names. The one that I could have made
the most money off of and never developed sadly was Young Hot
and asian.com. That was another of my favorite.
God, I hate you. And the one that I think came up
with Frank the other day is thiswas kind of my favorite because
I operated A blog on this domainname for several years.
This is 1 I actually did use. And I'm so sad that I lost the

(39:26):
rights to this website name because with it, when that was
taken down and the domain was transferred, the blog
disappeared from the Internet and I had several years up there
of photos and just all sorts of cool stories.
And in the pre podcast days, that's what we did is we
blogged, right? And that is strongly worded
letter.com right now, you know Ilove a strongly worded letter.

(39:48):
How often have you heard me say I'm going to write a strongly
worded letter to somebody about that in protest, right?
Daily is there not a way to lookback at the website archives?
It does not exist anymore once the domain name was closed down.
God. OK, long clip.
So I had to cut it really short.He tries to buy the website

(40:10):
back. They're trying to extort him for
more money. My I brought it in because I
wanted to ask Lindsay, can you do the Wayback Machine, see if
you could get strongly worded letter.com.
That's like asking somebody to Google something.
I will look it up and see, but Idon't know.
Probably asked people to Google stuff before.
What did you Google? Just want my my full time job

(40:32):
at. All right, we'll get back to
Lindsay looking up stronglywordedletter.com a
little later in the show, and we'll keep it moving with the
Boxcar Racer. How do I describe this?
It's just being, being, being, as Edwin would say, and he just
puts his foot in his mouth with Mark Hoppus.

(40:53):
It all came to a head when Tom and I were in the K Rock studio
doing an interview for Kevin andDean all.
Right. I heard that part and I thought,
Oh no, Oh no. What did we do?
Please tell me we didn't make itworse.
I love these guys. I had to cut it short.
So the I cut out the intro. This is basically Mark Hopp is
reading from his book, his autobiography.
So here we go. Oh.

(41:13):
Maybe we didn't make it worse. We talked about Blink for a bit,
and then the conversation shifted toward Boxcar Racer.
One of the hosts asked. So what's the deal, Tom?
Is Mark not cool enough to be inyour new band?
You know it was you. You know you asked.
That. You know you asked that it was
not Kevin that that is you 2 AT.But it could have been Kevin,

(41:34):
though, right? Just for the just.
I'll tell you why it was you because you were not in studio.
You were just the voice from above doing your show from
Seattle at the time. And guess what?
You wouldn't feel awkward in theroom, but everyone else would.
There has to be some reasonable doubt here that it could have
been Kevin though. That's all I'm suggesting all.

(41:57):
Right. So you're saying guilty, guilty,
guilty? You're you're voting to convict
her. So it was Bean, right?
Bean said that it had to have been Bean.
You know no one else. Right.
Well, I mean, at least it didn'treally affect anybody.
It was just taken as a joke. No one took it the wrong way.
Everything worked out well. Fortunately, as the clip goes

(42:19):
on, you'll hear that didn't really have much effect on Mark.
It didn't really bother him at all.
It was meant as a joke, but it struck a nerve deep inside me.
It hit every fear and insecurity.
That comment broke me. I didn't say anything for the
rest of the interview. The second we were off air, I
rushed straight back to my car, drove home to San Diego and
unplugged my phone. I left it off for two days while

(42:41):
Tom and Rick tried reaching me. I was livid, indignant,
righteously incensed. I wanted to scream and scratch
people's eyes out. I was bottomless all.
Right. I think that's enough of that.
Kevin I. Am bored bean my.
What? Why would Kevin do something so

(43:05):
thoughtless? Kid gloves around a very
sensitive situation, I would say.
Right. 100%. Oh, you don't know that.
You don't know that. You broke up Blink 182 is what
I'm hearing. He broke up, Blink 182.
I saw Edwin in the corner over there just laughing.

(43:26):
I get a kick at a Bean being a jerk.
At least you know. Well, we had one clip where you
know the artist was happy to seethe DJ, and then the other clip
where the DJ just destroyed the artist.
Completely broke his heart. All right, let's go over to the
3/4 Human podcast before Lindsaystarts yelling at me on this

(43:46):
episode, Bean meets Corny. Bean, say hi to corn.
The corn. Dog, what's going on?
It's nice to meet you. My name is Bean.
Hey Bean, nice to meet you too. I hear you're a connoisseur of
fine dining establishments like Denny's and have a thing for
epic shipwreck ballads. Isn't that amazing, the shit he

(44:08):
pulls out? I know that, don't know.
He's yeah, it's he's a weirdo. We'll have to ask Kevin if he
fed him, but I doubt it. I.
Don't think was usually honestlystartling.
Kevin, did you tell Corny about Denny's and the wreck of the
Edmund Fitzgerald? Would I do that?
Well, it. Worked.
Let's go back to the Alliance it.

(44:29):
Was a surprise, I'll tell you that, but he's I said I said
make sure and make sure and workit in.
He already did. Oh.
Yeah, Oh yeah, it's the. First thing out the gate.
I'm a connoisseur of fine diningat Denny's, and I love shipwreck
museums or something, he said. Yeah.
That is true. That was pretty good.
AII liked it. It was nice.
Knew exactly who Bean was, even though Kevin gave him all the
answers. He goes into a cup of tea in a

(44:52):
chat origins with the show. Now, I've never asked you this
question before, Kevin, but is that at all reminiscent to back
in the summer of 2020, shortly after you were fired over the
phone during the pandemic? Were you thinking about doing a
podcast with Allie McKay? Because you because you heard
that I was thinking about doing a pod.
Were you trying? To no, don't.

(45:13):
Feel her too. Or no, no, I talked to her
before. You did.
I did. So I.
Swooped in and stole her from. You, yes.
OK, so now she said being has. This thing that we're doing, and
I was like, listen, I can't keepyou from making money and doing
something you love. Uh huh.
So go for it. And so then she started doing
your podcast. Well, it was my wife's idea for

(45:33):
me to do a podcast at all. I was very much like you.
After the end of her 30 year run, you had a few more.
I did. I didn't want to work.
I was really happy like you wereto sleep in and not have the
constant grind of coming up withcontent all the time.
And I really thought that was going to be it.
I wasn't going to do anything. But then I think Donna, my
beloved bride, I think she got frankly tired of hearing from
me. Like I had way too many topics

(45:55):
that I wanted to discuss and shewas interested in hearing about.
So she at one point she came to me in that summer and she said,
dude, I love you, but you got toshut up.
There must be somebody else you can talk to.
I can't. That's a tough.
Thing to have to say, you know, to sit down and go look.
You got to shut up. I can't.
I've done it. I've told them that doesn't
help. So Bean stole Alley from Kevin

(46:17):
and that's how we got a cup of tea in a chat instead of cup of
tea in a monkey. At least Kevin got him back with
a recent steal. Bullshit, man, I mean.
Technically I could edit it in, but I'm doing it for extras so
people can see the behind the scenes like so I was recording
from the very beginning. I insist to edit it in then

(46:39):
because that's all I got. That's the only thing I brought
was just that. All.
The good stuff is. That thanks for.
Joining us do that. I don't know how to do that.
OK, but isn't beer mug editing Ithought.
Beer mug was editing the show. He died very sad.
OK, so here's my beer mug story.Yes, please.
Beer mug gets fired and we all agree that was a stupid move.

(47:00):
Of course. I mean, he's.
Just happened, yeah. Yeah, he's, he's a workhorse.
He's a utility player. He can do anything.
People love him. He's great on the radio.
He's so sexy, right. So Bierman gets fired.
So I think I love Mugs. I've always been a mugs fan,
even though, you know, I contributed to Hashtag Fire beer
mug, but I still I love to be right.
You let it by the way, you let. So I text him and I'm like,

(47:22):
mugs. It's, you got a raw deal.
I'm so sad to hear what happened.
But listen, I've been thinking about farming out the editing of
my little podcasts to free up some time in my life.
Would you be interested in something like that?
And he's like, yeah, you know, give me a couple weeks to get my
laptop back and get a few thingssettled.
I'll be happy to do it. Right.
So I check in with him again a few weeks later, you know, a few

(47:42):
days later than a week later. And then a few weeks later, he
just goes me and says, well, write me back for Eddie.
And then I hear, and then I hearEarmugs editing the three
quarter human lady. He's just waiting for a better
show. That's all it was.
He's happy to do the work, but. We the better moved.
In and grabbed him from under you congratulate radio man well
Devin you well done you congratulations beer mug you got

(48:04):
a much better gig this way. I got to be honest, if I could
tell you the behind the scenes story, I heard that Bean was
gonna want him to edit their podcast.
So I immediately contacted Beer Mug and said you need to do ours
immediately and he was like OK. Now that's how radio works.
But it's too bad beer mug died. That was that was a sad news.

(48:27):
Is he really still editing or was Kevin like saying he he's
not following up he? Just said like one episode ago
like beer mug. You need to edit this part out.
Yeah, but did beer Mug edit thispart out?
Because he did say he died. I mean, to me I thought he's
like, he's not answering the calls anywhere.

(48:49):
He just ghosted them again, which is beer mug like because
he said he was going to come on our show at the when we had
cornhole with the janky town. He said he was going to come on
our show and then we we could never get a hold of him.
We miss your Beer mug. We want you on the show still.
All right, Let's just end this round up with the corny saying

(49:11):
bite a bean. Corny, you want to say bite a
bean? No, no, we.
Do it says arrived at daily limit.
Oh, usually it turns to the black circle.
Oh yeah, yeah, right. Well, aren't you supposed to
spin the black circle? Damn it, anyone, damn it,

(49:32):
anyone. Is this thing on?
Unfortunately, yes. So, Courtney, no love for being
at the end. I guess he didn't like the
episode. I guess it just wasn't up for
him. All right, Ralph, what did you
think of this episode or this roundup?
Flash Gordon looks like fucking Gone with the Wind compared to
today's choice. Sorry Ralph, I guess I could do

(49:54):
better. Allie your thoughts?
I hate this show. I hate this show.
Sorry Allie, I'll try and do better.
Maybe Kevin like the roundup? I mean, I got to be honest, I
love. Ketchup.
All right. Well, that's a good review.
Ketchup. Wait, Roundup.
Excellent. And now bringing you the week

(50:15):
that was 2014, eleven years ago.Give it a Fredwin.
Press. The button, my friend send me
back into time. Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he's
a funny man. Edwin's funny pretty much every
time. Funny, funny man.

(50:47):
Is this the same Letitia that calls every day to try to win
the tickets? Good day kids, I'm doing the
week that was May 26 to 30/20/14.
Let's start off with a game. They were giving away tickets to
the Winnie Roast, and they had someone that was very, very
persistent trying to get in. Wait, what's this?

(51:13):
Extra cabinet being party machine.
No, first, I'm going back to theParty Machine 2014 because it
was the first time they did it in like 10 years.
So we're going to play a game here.
I am going to read 4 songs and you're going to tell me which

(51:35):
song was not played on the partymachine.
Now Christine you're a guest of honor so I'm going to start with
you so here's your songs House of pain, jump around Tone Loke,
Wild Thing, The Chemical Brothers, Block Rock and beats
beats or Smash Mouth All Star. Which one was not played?

(51:55):
I'm. Going to say Smash Mouth.
Good job. Hey, Rock, it's Kevin, AB Party
Machine. Who's this?
Is it Victor? Victor, what do you want to
hear? I want to hear a smash round All
Star. Nope.
Hey, Rock. Hello, who's this?
They did that all day. Next up, let's go to Lindsay.

(52:17):
Here's yours, Guns and Roses. Welcome to the Jungle Barry
Manilow, Copacabana, Falco Rock Me Amadeus Outkast Hey yeah,
which song was not played on theparty machine in 2014?
The. Second one, Copacabana.
Very good. K Rock, it's Kevin to be party
machine. Who is this?

(52:37):
Hi, my name is Chuck. How are you guys this morning?
We. Are doing great, How are you?
Very good. What can we do for you?
I want to hear Barry Manilow Copacabana woo.
Find it on your iPod. OK Jen, you're next.
Your songs are Aerosmith, Walk This way, Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice

(53:01):
baby, Third Eye, Blind, Semi charmed, Kind of Life, Rick
James, Super Freak. Which one was not played?
Ice, ice baby. Oh, close, but no cigar.
Does anyone want to steal Lindsay a The Third?
One, the third one. Yes, it was Third Eye Blind.
Kevin, hello. Oh hey, how you doing?

(53:23):
What's up? Good.
It's the Kevin of Bean party machine.
What do you want to? Hear I want to hear semi charm
life that's already blind. But that's a joke, right?
It's. Not April Fool's.
It's Memorial Day. No man, I I love that song back
in the day. Yeah, go put it on.
We're not going to play it. I'm sorry, I enjoy semi charm
kind of life. Ironically though, no, it's not.

(53:46):
It's it's a party machine. Semi charm.
It's a party man. Not going to be there.
No, no, it's Fast forward to thenext week, which is actually the
week that was that I just said here's a contest for the weenie
roast and Leticia, who we got toget in contact with.
She was on every day that week. It was, I don't know how she

(54:06):
called in and got in every day, but even Kevin Embiid noticed
is. This the same Leticia that calls
every day to try to win his. Tickets.
Yes, it. Is well for God's sakes.
Win them, would you? How do you keep getting through
a loser? Yeah.
How do you keep getting through on the phone?
What's your secret? Nothing.
I just call all the time. All right.

(54:27):
Because we have. So many people who've been
calling for years and. Only get a busy signal.
I'm just. Trying to figure out how you
always get on. But fail you get on but.
You fail. I.
Know all right, you're good at dialing betted answering.
He's just kidding me and give them to me.
No, Nope. Earning.
Here's your clue. The oldest St. in Los Angeles is
the site of the original Pueblo that was built by 44 settlers of

(54:50):
Los Angeles in 1781. What's the oldest St. in Los
Angeles? Are you serious?
I have no clue. Olvera St.
Olvera St. We'll talk to you tomorrow.
Now I wonder to get. Through.
The street's pretty famous, right?
That's. Famous for where it's at.

(55:11):
Did you guys know that one? Yes.
You're playing the game. I.
Haven't forgot we were playing the game.
No, no, no, we're not playing the game.
I'm I'm playing Latisha, gettingon over and over.
All right, next is Kevin and Bean Whistle.
The clips, the hits. Latisha, hi there.

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Hi, good morning, Good morning. Man, are you persistent?
How many times have you been on the air trying to win these
tickets? I don't know, I feel somewhat
like a stalker, but I'm cool with that, all right?
Good luck, The stalker is alwayscool with it, by the way.
All right, let's spin the wheel.See who?
Gets the whistle for you. Oh, Lisa May will be whistling
for you. Awesome, not awesome.

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No, you've not heard her whistle.
I'm. So sorry this.
Is going to be so funny when Leticia doesn't get it again
because Lisa can't whistle, all right?
You got to do it out loud. Whistling.
Out loud please. I'll turn your mic way up.

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Give. Her.
Something give her so anybody can whistle.
Just put your lips together and.Blow.
Come on, you know, wow, just literally no noise.
Wait. Wait, wait.
OK, I can't stop laughing. She literally can't.

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What do we do? This is just, it's unfair, is
what it is. It's like, oh, there we go.
Wow, she's sucking in. By the way, It's for the record
of. Course you can't.
I've been doing. Anything.
I told you guys I can't whistle all.
Right. It's apparently some sort of a

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bird in a cage Letitia, but you're going to have to take a
guess. Anyway, it's one of the artists
and one of the songs that's going to be at the Weenie Roast.
Let's see, I'm going to think itwas this song.
Is it Bastille? No, I'm.
So sorry. Vici, wake me up.
Yeah, I didn't. Get.
That I knew that was the answer and I didn't get it.

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Wow, poor Letitia. I'm going to put her on hold
though, because please. That's not her fault.
If nobody gets it, then everyone's in the drawing.
Right, OK. OK.
Yeah, I'm with being poor, Letitia.
You know, Kevin gets all the grief for not being able to
whistle. Lisa couldn't do it either.
She was laughing. Yeah, that's what I was
thinking. It's hard to whistle.

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Whistle when you're laughing. It's hard to speak when you're
talking to. Yeah, it's hard to speak when
you're on a podcast. Next up we have the defining
event of our generation. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West,
What? They got married.
Lack of enthusiasm for this report.

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They got married in Florence, Italy at a 16th century Fort.
I think it's the only reason that there was an air strike
called in because they didn't want to.
They didn't want to damage a historic they chose that land in
Italy. Site Ralph, partly because it
has restricted airspace above and they didn't have to worry

(58:21):
about paparazzi with planes and helicopters.
See, I wish I'd been there because apparently Kanye West
gave a 20 minute speech during the reception.
Oh, can. You imagine.
I can barely stand it when the best man gets up and gives a 3
minute toast at a wedding. That seems like it's 1/2 hour.
Let alone Kanye West getting up and doing 20 minutes in the

(58:43):
speech. He did say these words, and I
quote the Kardashian family are the most remarkable people of
our time. I agree with Lisa on this one.
They are not that the most remarkable people of our time.
They're barely people. Come on, if you claim to be a
creative genius, don't you have to watch what you say?

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Doesn't everything that you say have to reflect that?
If that is your media tag, your self composed media tag.
I think if it comes out of his mouth, he considers it genius.
So it's, it's beyond reproach, yeah.
I see. Where it is, I'm so sorry for my
my ancestral home where it is. They got on a plane afterwards
and they flew to Ireland for their honeymoon.
They're going to be staying at the legendary Castlemartree

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Resort. This is a legendary hotel, cost
more than $3700 a night for a room, and they've booked up all
10 rooms of the 7th century Manor house and they're going to
have all their hanger on stay there as well.
And. What a miserable group of people
that work there, huh? Oh.
My God, and the Irish, like almost everyone even they must

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be just miserable. How?
Many mother you done seen with aleather jogging pant.
That's true. You don't.
You don't see in Ireland a lot of leather jogging pants.
You don't see that in Ireland very much.
You don't. See jogging pants of any kind.
I know you. Really.
That's not relieving. A thing is it.
It is now. All right, next.
We're going to be playing Pick Your Poison for Weenie Roast

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tickets. All right, let's go to Ralph in
Los Angeles. Hi.
Good. Morning, Lisa.
Good morning. Why does Ralph sell like a guy
with a manifesto? I wouldn't be concerned about
this. All right, which?
Which band do you want a question on?
Bastille. Bastille, Bastille good.
Choice is the phone in your butt.

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No, no, Kevin, that's right. Sweet face.
That was a hell of an. Argument you guys.
Just had. All right, Bastille, you said.
Is that right? Yes.
Here's your question. The band has said in interviews
that they took their name Bastille because of two things

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that happened in history on July14th.
One happened in 1789, the other in 1986.
Can you name either of those twoevents that led to the band
being called Bastille? Well, Mr. Baxter, one of them
was the date Mr. Dan Smith was born.
Yes, that was 1986. Well done.
And then the other one that saysto leave Bastille Day, which I

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don't know what exactly happened, but something
happened. Something happened to me.
You are correct. Well you only needed one and you
came up with a birthday so you are even drawing.
What the hell is that? Is that a rifle?
What's? Happening.
What? Are you doing?
I am apparently right now practicing for the manifesto.
All right, good. All right, good.

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Let's not pick him. Wow.
Well, it's random, Kevin. Yeah, I know.
Lisa, let's not pick him. Let's.
Make sure it's not that random. Holy crap, creepy Ralph.
I got a bad feeling about that guy from the moment that call
started entertaining, though. Let's go to one of the biggest
things in 2014 for Kevin and being a Ralph.

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A Million Ways to Die in the West premiere and Charlize
Theron came on the show to talk to him.
She's so nice. Well, we've been looking forward
to it for months. We've been talking about it for
weeks, and the day is finally here in theaters.
We can go see A Million Ways to Die in the West.

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Of Ralph Garman, who pretty muchsteals the movie as Dan.
I feel like some of the other actors are not getting a fair
shrift. And one of those who barely is
being talked about is named Charlize Theron.
And she joins us on the phone onthe Kevin Show right now.
Hi, Charlize. Good morning, you guys.
Are you afraid that Ralph stole the entire movie?
Afraid it's done. I mean, there's nothing we can

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do, right? Sure.
Have you not read the reviews? Right.
It's all about Dan. Yeah, it's all about Dan.
See. That guy with that mustache and
that hat, he really, he really steals the movie in the
background way there in the back.
Over this is what how good of anactor Ralph is.
When I walked by him on the set,I didn't recognize him.
I had to say, Charlize, Hey. Hey, me, Ralph.

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Remember. Remember Me.
The stash and the hat and the sideburns and all that leather.
I thought, Is this the man of mydreams?
I shouldn't stare. You said, is this one of the
village people? Yeah, she had a really long and
good interview. Look it up on the archive.
It's very entertaining. Let's skip to the end, though.
Let's see how Kevin treats a beautiful woman when she calls
him. You guys have been, you were

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really truly my first supporters, and so I'm eternally
grateful. Thank you.
I'm not sure that's true, but we'll take it.
Thank you, Charlize. Thank you.
Bye now. Thanks.
Bye. No good off.
Didn't hang up on her. He actually got the very last
second of her. But hey, he gave her more than
he gave Paul McCartney. Oh, yeah, I would too.

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The thing about her, she's of course, we know she's pretty,
but she just is very charming too, and just means very down to
earth. So you can come on our show,
Charlize, anytime you want. All right, next is the top 10
hated people of 2014. These are the people you go to E
Score and they have released their list of the 10 most hated

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people in America. I like it.
Now these are the standards. These are the attributes.
OK. That they judge by creepy, mean,
cold and insincere. All right.
Lindsay wants to guess. Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber. I do not believe he was on the

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list. Anyone else want to guess He
was? Oh, was he?
Oh, you're right. He was.
I'm sorry, Lindsay. He was.
He was right before OJ. Sorry.
Yeah, he was behind some murderslike Aaron Hernandez.
Oh, I'm giving away names. Yeah.
Krista, why don't you guess who was most hated in 2014?
Kim Kardashian. Oh, she should be.

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Kanye, I'm trying. To remember, I don't think she
oh, it was men, though it was most hated men, oh.
That would help. Most hated men in America #10
John goslin, he's. Yeah.
Oh, from John. Kate +8 Is he still a thing?
People still care. No, no, no.

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He got 71% in terms of the the negative to +71% of the of the
categories in terms of what theywhat they measured by the
criteria he met 71%. Eliot Spitzer, former governor
of New York State, who got with that hooker.
What what do they hate him for? Because he likes hookers, I

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guess. So there hate a lot of people in
America. If you like.
Him, he's attorney general wasn't.
He Yep, that's what I meant, yeah.
Attorney General Michael Lohan. Sure.
Sure that that's reasonable. I can't imagine anyone could
find a single positive thing to say about Michael.
Lohan I agree. Aaron Hernandez.
Well, well, you kill. A couple of people and all of a
sudden people, killers don't. Do well on this list now, I'm

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telling you right now, they do. They do not do well.
They don't fare well. Phil Spector, for example.
OK at #6 he's the 6th most hatedman in America #5 Justin Bieber
I. Was going to guess for #1
Justin. Bieber is more hated than
several murderers on this list. He is by.
Me, Conrad Murray, 4th on the list.

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Sure. Kill a beloved entertainer.
People are going to remember that.
OJ Simpson, the third on the list still, huh?
People just won't let that go. Boy, you murder a few people.
Because he keeps whining about it.
Bieber is just behind OJ Simpson, yeah.
Lisa, he is the juice though. Oh, that's juice.
Whatever that is. It's trying to be a good guy.

(01:06:43):
He's. Just trying to be a good guy,
right Slice. So OJ Simpson's the third most
hated man in America? Bernie Madoff.
Oh, sure. Which I'm surprised because yes,
he's a scumbag and a thief, but he really only hurt the people
that he stole from I. Think that was a lot of people,
wasn't it? Yeah.
But were they all, were they alltaking this poll?

(01:07:05):
Were they pulled by this company?
I mean, in terms of like high profile hated people, I, I, OJ
and Bieber and these other namescome to me much more quickly
than Bernie Madoff does. You want to guess who the number
one hated man in America is? Kanye West?
Nope. What?
Nope, did not make the top 10, which is surprising to me.

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That was my that was my slam dunk right there.
You got nothing but rim. Yeah.
So Frank most hated man in America according to E score.
Anyone want to guess? Christian Bale.
Mile, I'll give you I'll give everybody a hint.
Sports owner 2014 Most hated. Man in sterling.

(01:07:48):
Radio. Is he?
Can you give us? A 92% disapproval rating?
Oh, of anyone? Oh.
I got it. Leonardo DiCaprio.
Not Leonardo DiCaprio. Kevin, I don't.
Dare you? Wasn't Kevin either.
What? What field is he at, Ralph?
Music, acting, politicians and. I do that, it's going to give

(01:08:11):
it. Away.
OK, we give up then you're. Going to slap your heads when I
tell you. Where you have to literally slap
our heads. Going to I, I won't be able to
stop you. OK.
Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling Sterling Most
hated man in America. Obviously.
Kevin's slapping his head right as we speak.
Hoarse. Yeah, you.
Didn't have to give it away by the way, you could have just

(01:08:33):
said racist sports owner. That's true.
I could have given you that clue.
Right. Yeah, long it lasted.
So finally, the Clippers are #1.Yeah, hey, Clipper Nation number
one. Why the girl?
Had me say those things. I don't know why she had me
saying those things. I mean, come on.
Disney guys that don't like black.

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People, it's like droopy dog. He really?
Does he's. Terrible.
I don't know why we took those recordings with me, made them
public. I don't think it's worthy of
you. Such a stupid remark.
You know, I don't think they're going to throw me out of the
NBA. Wrong.
Hey, why is my wife telling the team that throw under me what's

(01:09:15):
going on? I could listen to Droopy
Sterling all day. Oh yeah, Ralph did that a lot of
times that week because Sterlingwas in the news.
Before we land this boat, let's see, what does Bean think about
Edwin? Who does the week that was?
We just think he's a genius. Whatever frequency he's on with

(01:09:37):
his kind of comedy just hits US 100%.
We love everything this dude does.
Thank you, Bean. For once he's generous.
No backhanded compliments that time.
And what do you guys think abouthaving Kristen on the show?
Do you ever Ding the bell for Kristen's?
We do now, Kristen, why don't you, why don't you land this

(01:09:59):
boat? I'm going to play the ending
Friday montage. You know the don't Bargard that
joint. So introduce it and I'll play
it. All right, and now to end will
be don't. Bogart that joint, my friend, it
is Steve. Ralph Garmin, I'll walk the
showbiz beast. Thank you, Ralph.

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Tomorrow is, of course, the K Rock Wedding Roast.
We're going to start broadcasting live at noon on K
Rock. You can watch the uncut feed at
krock.com. Don't.
I don't feel like I did that just at one.
Should I start over? No, sure.
No. It's uncut and you can watch the
whole. Thing we're never getting out of
here and then you haven't start over.

(01:10:40):
You can watch this at. Krock.com you can watch the show
right? They stream it and.
Then. There's no commercials and you
can see the. Bands don't fall guard.
Then join my friend. Pass it over to me.
Attention everyone. All menstruating women go home

(01:11:03):
immediately. This message is for Ralph.
Hi, Ralph. Right here it is.
Pizza 's right. We're nothing but a big bunch of

(01:11:28):
losers. Show's over folks.
Go home. Well, thanks for coming
everyone. Now get out.
The bar is closed and that's my key to leave.
Good luck with that. Gentlemen, I'm sorry you did not
receive a rose. Take a moment, say goodbyes.
This is the CBS Radio Network. And now I'm done.

(01:11:54):
I have a horn. All right, who's ending the
episode, Lindsay Enzi episode orwe did we end Kristen?
Was that was that how we ended it?
Kristen, she thinks she's hot. Well, she is.
Do you know what that clip is from Kristen?

(01:12:14):
Is it from the Hills with Kristen Cavallari?
You're close. I don't know.
Oh wait, was it the spin off? No, the Hills was the spin off
Laguna Beach, the pilot episode.That is where Lauren Conrad is
introduced. Kristen Cavallari who is very

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hot. Anyways, thanks for listening.
Thanks for coming. Wait, wait, wait.
We will see you in the funny papers.
Bye bye.