Episode 195 - Who keeps a circus clown horn under the bed?!

The Real Lisa Shady, Land of the Lost reboot, a pain in the neck, Spaceballs 2, Corny becoming Kevin, and remembering Kevin in 2014 before he departs for Brazil

Episode Transcript

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Damn that girl is tight. Open your mouth yet already I'm
creeped out. Michael was incoherent at times,
clearly because of drugs. There is audio of him after that
London press conference and it is bone chilling.

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Quitters never give up. Go ahead.
Repping for all of quitters never give up check off
Christopher, you check off. Jen Pastorini, check off
Lindsay. Hello, Drew.
The great Edwin, ladies and gentlemen.
I love him so much because I said quitters never give up and
he said that's all they do, they're fucked.

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Hola. Party People.
It is episode 195 of Quitters Never Give Up.
Let's go ahead and say hello to the quitters.
Let's say a little the first one.
Who's the 1st? One.
Hi, I'm Jen. Hi, Jen, how you doing?
Hi party people, I missed you guys.
Yeah, it's been like 2 weeks. Let's go ahead and say the next
hello to the next quitter. She.

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Was killed not by Drew, but by by the XP.
Come on down. That's all that's for Drew.
Yeah. Hi.
How you doing? I don't know why I'm.
I'm featuring people that are kind of, like, stroking out on

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live air, and I don't. I don't know.
It's my brand. Yeah, right there.
Let's go ahead and say hello to Edwin.
You want to join us, Edgar? Edwin.
What's that? It's Edwin.
My name is Edwin. You know that?
It's nice. How you doing, Edwin?

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Good day mates, good to see you all.
Right. And who am I?
Chris Alaverga, Alvarenga, Alvarenga Mesa.
No, just Christopher Rosales. I love Edgar is a different
thing, something that's that's sent to us by Teabagger Jeff.

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He said I should use it for the opening because I love Edgar is
a foul language in Spanish. Go to the Dick basically is what
it says, but it's like kind of like fuck off.
I could have also used this one.That is Saint Christopher.
It is Saint Christopher, and you've got it again.
Well done. Congratulations.
Manahasa, that was a toss up. Let's start with the flashback.

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I got a good. One hello and welcome to a very
special flashback because I'm going to introduce you now
Flashbacks. And no flashbacks.
Let's have a look at this. Just play the intro.
Since I have kind of surpassed where Eddie is, he is helping me
out with some of these awesome things.

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So because I don't want to step on his toes, so here we go.
Top 10 Kevin's a moment's worth of all time, and we'll start
with #10 and now it's time for amoment with Kevin.
By the way, just for the movie theaters, all site and all.
Do not. There's no all that.
There's not one size that fits all.
Yeah, that was a moment so good.Now, by the way, being made a

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rule, and I think it's a correctrule that Lisa is not allowed to
help me. So I stopped right after
everyone yelled at me. When I'm stumbling, everybody
just sits back with a grin on their face and just goes die
sucker. Just enjoy it.
Don't try to look. Watch the watch the nice man
drown. Don't jump in and try to save
him. All right #9 we're going back a
few years and this is a bizarre 1, Kevin, because this isn't you

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Having trouble coming up with a word.
No, this is you. This is you knowing a word.
It's just the wrong one. I sometimes think too far ahead
being that's my issue. And now it's time for a moment
with Kevin. We've got to get to the bottom
of what in the hell is going on with this Blue Man Group.
These guys, they paint their faces red.
That was a moment. Well, how, why the color red was

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3 seconds from the color blue inthat sentence.
So I, I don't know #8 in the best moments with Kevin of all
time. And I believe this one is just
from earlier this year, 2014. And we had a raging debate on
this one, trying to figure out what it was he was trying to say
when this came out. And now it's time for a moment

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with Kevin. I'll probably have his picture
there with a sudden. That was a moment with.
And by the way, if you guys think asking me what I was
saying helps, it doesn't. So basically everybody just has
to try and figure it out. But #7 we go back a few years
now and if I recall correctly, we were interviewing that crazy
family down in Arkansas, wherever they live.

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What are they, the Duggins? I think they have like 22 kids.
Duggars, the Duggars. And they're still, they still
keep having more kids. Well, I think they only had
about 20 at the time when Kevin asked this insightful question.
And now it's time for a moment with Kevin.
Now, which sex is your oldest? We have a a boy, Joshua, that's
16 now. He's not going to want to spend

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much time with all those other boys in their room.
Come pretty here a couple years.That was a moment.
What do you what do you think itis in me?
That feels like I need to finish, like I've already
destroyed the sentence. Why do I keep going?
I would like to. I would like to see that
question diagram, too, if we have any.

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English majors also like to figure out how those words fit
together. Number six, one of our favorite
memories. Look, Kevin loves this guy.
We've had him as a guest a dozentimes, but somehow he just
couldn't get his name right. And now it's time for a moment
with Kevin. For those of you who didn't see,
Rob Durden is part of Robin Big,and we'll talk more about that

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and more with Rob Durden. Again, Rob is getting 41.
Rob Durden is in the studio. He is half of Robin Big.
That was a moment with Kathy. Yeah, that we, we called him
later, Rob Dyrdek, Of course, wecalled him later.
And he said he just found it funny.
He didn't want to crack me because he thought it was funny
#5I still don't know what the hell is going on here.

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And now it's time for a moment with Kathy.
Lick her bare neck then I would her boobs with a sweater over
them. My last said that's a toss up.
That was a moment with Cat. Any thoughts as to what could be
happening? I'm just looking at the clock
pretty late. I should probably move on now #4

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is interested because I think Kevin got out all the words that
he was trying to say properly and in the correct order, but
his logic fell apart. Listen up.
And now it's time for a moment with Kevin.
What's 12 O 7 in military time? My friend said seventeen O 917 O

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9. Hold on, Alicia.
I don't know. I was thinking 22, but that
wouldn't be 17 either. I wouldn't jump ahead 2 minutes.
Why would it become O 9 all of asudden?
I don't know that was a moment with Kevin, but that sure is

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fun. Rasheeda Jones, Oh, beautiful,
talented, one of our favorite people, favorite actresses.
We love her so much. Of course, she was one of the
stars of The Office and Kevin asked her this question about
that role. And now it's time for a moment
with Kevin. Did you know that going into
when you started on The second Office, when you were on the

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outside office, not the one mainone?
That was a moment with Kevin, Atleast you could tell where I was
going with that one, even thoughI didn't get there.
We had Captain Dustin Brown fromthe Los Angeles Kings on the air
with us yesterday. And Kevin's a huge Kings fan.
He can talk to him all day. But one of the questions that he
asked, he did talk to him all day.
It was about a 45 second question.

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Yeah. And that was in the tradition of
this number two in the all time moments with Kevin where he
asked a similar long winded question into the great Travis
Pastrana. And now it's time for a moment
with Kevin. That's so crazy.
The the dirt's so slippery. Then you hit the pavement.
Sometimes that's more sticky. Sometimes it's slippery here.
But there are some good accidents happen in this and and

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not just with cars on cars you hit, you know, posts or
something else. And it seems like avoiding that
is the the biggest key to winning that race.
That was a moment with Kevin. All right, I have some insight
on that one. About halfway through, my mind
is going shut up, shut up, stop talking, shut up, and I'll
ignore it. Was there a question for Travis

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at any point in that? I don't believe so.
OK, it's time, ladies and gentlemen, Kevin's final show
before he dies in Brazil. The number one all time moment
with Kevin. And now it's time for a moment
with Kevin. Is that so?
He doesn't. Are you a regular Duck fan?

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Will you watch all the time? Him?
That was a moment with Kevin. How could it not be?
How could it not be? And.
This is what, right before Kevinwas going to Brazil for the
World Cup with Brad Williams, Yes.
And so they were doing the top ten with Kevin.
They had a Jingle from Omar. Kevin's going to die.

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Very funny. It's Brad Williams and his
brother, Mr. Bad Idea, right? Yeah, brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law, I think, Captain.
Bad idea, they call it. Captain, Yes.
If you're in a group with Kevin and your captain, bad idea.
There's something wrong. I think he got the name before

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he met Kevin, so maybe Kevin. Kevin went Admiral.
Bad idea. Maybe so.
Then we have the callers that come that call in with Kevin's
top things they remember him by.But I tell you, man, I think
these would be someday when thatday comes, we could play this at
the funeral or celebration of life all.

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Right, let's take one call real quick before the break.
We don't need it. Let's go to Maria.
She's on line 2. She's in El Monte.
She's going to get us started here as we invite our listeners
to call in and share their favorite Kevin memories at
1-800-520-1067. Hi, Maria.
Strawberry ice cream. Strawberry ice cream.
Now, what's your memory of that story and how, how what you
heard about it, how it unfolded?Mine.

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Yes, I have a picture of Kevin in a hotel room waking up to
find strawberry ice cream smeared all over the wall.
Yeah, it was. It was actually my home and I
got some strawberry ice cream before I went to sleep.
And when I woke up, there was literally strawberry ice cream
all over the wall. That's one of those situations

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where I would give $1,000,000 tohave a video of what what
happened went on while I was supposedly sleeping.
Was it Ambien, Kevin? I, I don't know.
May have been. Yeah, Yeah.
Let's say it's Ambien because we're in capital Ambien.
That was a great one. Thanks so much for your call.
All right, well, take your calls.
Your favorite memories of Kevin.1-800-520-1067 when we return

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right after the 2nd. So that's 6.7.
Come on, buddy, we're all havinga friend now.
Come on. Taking the calls at
1-800-520-1067 as we remember the great Kevin Rider of the
Kevin De Bean Show on his final,final program.
Hey, let's go to Doug to get us going for this segment, please.

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He's on line 7 calling us from Baldwin Park.
We're all reminiscing about our favorite Kevin moments over the
years. Favorite memories.
Hey, Doug, welcome to the show. Thank you.
Thank you. I forgot about this one.
I like when Kevin. Yeah, it came back from without
his wedding ring in his pants. Talk about you got a lot of
splainin to do, Kevin. It was my.
I think it was my passport, wedding ring and pants.

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And I had left them, I think, onthe plane.
I don't know. I ended up at a consulate.
I don't even remember much of it.
It was a good time, Joe wasn't. We forgot about that.
But it is embarrassing to go to anyone and say I left my pants
somewhere. Yeah, exactly.
Thank you, Doug. Appreciate the call.
Thanks for listening. Let's go to Joey.
He's on line 5 bringing back oneof are all time favorite
moments. Hey, Joey.

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Morning, chucklehead. Elisa May.
Hi. So my favorite moment's Saint
Patty's day when he took the wrong car.
Oh, Kevin, Now, when you say hold on, when you say took, you
mean the valet forced the wrong car on me?
Yeah. Kevin, you got into someone
else's car. Remember, tell the tell the
story about what you thought when you got in and started

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driving it away. Well, first of all, I had.
I had gotten a brand new car theday before.
Like that helps. And then this one was very,
very, very close to it. And the guy handed me the key,
said here's your car. So I got in and drove off and I
saw like a brush in there and a couple different things.
I was like those sons of bitcheswere driving my car and then I
realized there was stuff everywhere.

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It was all for a female and it was not my car.
It was not even the color of. Your car, it was close.
I mean, mine was dark, dark blueor something, and this was
black. But then I thought, oh, I got to
get back right away and I pulledover and I was going to pull
into the drive, you know, the parking lot, and hopefully no
one would see me. But the traffic was so backed up
I had to stop in the middle lane.
I heard somebody yell, that's mycar.

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That's just got out and walked through traffic.
Thank you for the call, Sir. Let's go to Mike.
He's on line 7 Alhambra. Hey Mike, welcome to the
program. Yeah, I wanted to talk about
Kevins grave that was sweeping the nation.
Kevin. Kevin, Remember Kevin?
Yeah, that was great. There's.
A little that he hates more. Now, Kevin, the story was you

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were at a photo shoot. Yes.
Only picture you said don't use was that one, right?
Because I'm not really that picky.
I don't find myself attractive in pictures.
So which one you use? Does it really matter?
Right. But this particular one, I
looked the R word that we're notallowed to say anyway, and I
said that's the the only one. You can pick any other photo you
want. I'm fine.

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I don't care. And that's the one they use.
So that's what happened. And then everybody had to do
that. To this day, people tried to get
me to do it in photos. And they still and people still
said they're covering photos. Yeah.
I mean, it's. It has not died.
All right, Let's go to Robert inPasadena.
I'm not sure I remember this oneexactly the way Robert's telling
it I do. Hi.
Good morning, guys. Hi, Robert.

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Hi, So many memories to to remember back on, but I'm going
to concentrate on the Coachella episode where you were awkwardly
passed out perched on a couch. Yeah, I was laying half on a
couch, half off and I was passedout and people were doing weird
stuff to me and they put the photo up and then all I, the
only one I remember the Photoshop was of me in the war

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room with President Obama when they when they took out bin
Laden and I was just sleeping inthe corner.
People all over the place were just putting me in the most
unlikely of situations. That's a great 1, Robert.
Thank you for the call. Let's go to let's go to Chuck.
He's on line 3. Chatsworth up next.
Hey, Chuck. Good morning, everyone.

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Hello. Well, I mean, yes, there are so
many of them. And this one just happened
recently. Kevin hanging up on Sir Paul
McCartney. Who hangs up on Paul McCartney,
for God's sake? Yes, that's a great question.
Hold on. Here it is.
There you go. There you go.
Who hangs up on Paul McCartney? And by the way, he's never been

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the same since. I think he's cancelled every
show. You don't think there's any
other determining factors? I think that was I think that
that hurt him deeply. I really do.
All right, Line 5, Kevin, you'regoing to love Minda calls us
from West LA to remind you of what story, Minda, Kevin versus
the raccoon. Kevin versus the raccoon.

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That son of a bitch crack up. When I think of Kevin facing off
with the raccoon in his driveway, every time I'm in my
driveway, the raccoon was right behind my car so I couldn't get
out to go to work and I couldn'tscare it away.
It just stood there. I threw a 2 by 4 at it.
I could barely pick up the 2 by 4 and it just looked at me like,
and I don't know, it took 45 minutes or something.

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Thanks for the call, Christian writes in.
I have a couple of favorite Kevin moments.
When he got super upset while playing poker and stormed off
only to find out a few minutes later that he had won and
shootlessly came back to the table.
Another Coachella memory when Kevin borrowed someone else's
Honda motor scooter only to wreck it a a few seconds later.
Yeah. And by the way, that was a
classic. It was an old.

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Yeah, yeah, It was an older motorcycle that they had
rebuilt. Pristine and perfect.
That's the one, I reckon. And you got on it.
And eight seconds later was in the dirt.
Just face 1st. And also, he adds another
favorite Kevin memory when he threatened to fight everyone at
the Miss Double D pageant deserved it.
All right, let's go to Melanie real quick.
She's really there's more. Melanie is in orange, and she

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wants to tell you how you, Kevin, have changed her life for
the better. Hi, Melanie.
Well, that's not exactly right, but I I can't relate to Kevin.
I have multiple sclerosis and I have a lot of cognitive problems
just like Kevin. Every time I hear Kevin make a
mistake, I think of myself. And I was suggesting that maybe

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you get an MRI and find out what's.
Wrong with you. Could I, could I skip that step
and just say I have Ms. I mean, do you think people would buy
that? I think Kevin would buy it,
honestly, I really do. You know what if you actually,
if that were your new thing, if you took Melanie suggestion and
came in one day and said, hey guys, I have Ms., we actually
wouldn't be able to make fun of you anymore.

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Legally, we probably like. Legally, Yeah, legally this
could. Then we'd have to play.
We'd have to prepare like 3 times as much show as we do now.
Yeah, that's true. All right, Melody, thanks so
much for the call. We appreciate your memory.
By the way, I'm very, very sad that we're going to lose you.
It's been a lot of fun. I'm going to be back.
Sure you are. Well, I hope so.

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I love Kevin, and I will say I know when we had him on the
show, he, you know, said thank you.
And he's like, no, people just need a distraction.
But, you know, it's more than that in the sense where he
taught me how to laugh at myselfeven more, you know what I mean?
And how to not take ourselves, Siri.
All of them did. All of them.
So we love you, Kevin. Is it this week, Eddie, that

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you're on that he's in Brazil, Yeah.
I think that was Thursday and then Friday he was not on the
show. He was leaving for Brazil.
So the week I'm on, June 16 to 20, he's in Brazil, yes.
Now, is this the trip where he winds up missing his flight and

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coming back with the American team just partying the whole way
back? You don't remember that anyway.
That is that there yet? That's where I I wanted to be
Kevin, because Kevin just stumbles into the greatest
situations ever. I couldn't imagine missing my
flight and then winding up with the American team just partying

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all the way back. Don't fly coach.
He's got an Angel on his shoulder.
Or a monkey especially. Yeah, that makes more sense.
An Angel monkey there. We go and that's the flashback.
Why wasn't the infallible word of God and the terrorist

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situation? Did that come later?
Because that would have been #1.I don't know.
It must have been later. Let me go Google that in the
archive. Thank you, Kevin Stock.
Because the when they say we're playing the top ten of all time,
I'm like, OK, we know what number one is.
And then it wasn't number one orit wasn't even on the list at
all. So that is going to be in

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August, in 20/14/20. 14 OK, I have something to look forward
to. Yep.
We could do a whole episode juston that.
I know. Right, all right, all right.
Let's start with the podcast roundup.
I'm psyched. I'm ready to go.
Nailed it. You get it.

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And when you want her to pull out your podcast, we got it.
Stop. Singing No too Happy?
Goodbye to the Blues. Yankee.
Podcast. What the hell?
Just that wags, Yeah, Huh. Let's start off with the Ralph

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report. Ralph was going into talking
about a reboot and then it brought up a story of Will
Ferrell story that he told. Netflix is going to give us a
reboot of Land of the Lost. It's going to nominate it.
The classic already nominated the.
Classic Saturday morning show from NBC in the 1970s.
Land of the Lost. Best series right here.
I saw the Will Ferrell movie. I just have to know.

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I know. Well, it's so funny.
I got invited to that premiere and Will and I know each other
from the old days. We used to hang out before when
he was at the Groundlings and I was at Acme Comedy Theatre.
We had a lot of mutual friends and so we knew each other.
And I got invited to that premiere through a separate
channel. And I showed up at the party and
there's Will and he's like, hey.And he comes over and says he's
like, I'm in big trouble becausewe had just watched the movie

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and I and I couldn't, I couldn'tlie, I couldn't why?
I couldn't say, Oh no, it's going to be a big hit.
I was like, that's, that's all over the place that.
Was one of his first stinkers, Ibelieve because he was on a
string there for a while. I said that's that was all over
the place. I said they had some moments,
but that was all over the place.He's like, yeah, yeah, I'm in
big trouble. The Land of the Lost.

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Drew, do you remember that show?Yeah.
Oh man, I wish the last Marshall, Will and Harley on a
routine. I can sing the whole tune.
No, but that's a. Phoenix, You.
Know hey that's one of those shows where you watch again as
an adult and you're like what how the fuck was I watching this

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show then what was wrong with mewatching this show because there
was only 9 channels back in the day and it was that or daytime
soaps or Jerry Springer and. Then Marty Kroft, man, remember
Sigmund the sea monster and Witchy Pooh HR Puff and stuff?
I mean, that was kind of their brand and it was all crazy, but

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we loved it. Yeah, and they were all really
high, weren't they? They were all just taking a
bunch of drugs, you know what I mean?
The sleep stacks, the crystal they had like this little.
Yeah, you just walk in and move some crystals and see like a
hallucination. And then Chaka.
What the fuck was Chaka? Half monkey, half man.

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But you got to remember when that had to been the what, 70s
eighties, right? You guys remember the new Zoo
review with Henrietta Hippo and you you had the, the world was
big in puppets, Muppets, right? You had Sesame Street that came
out in 69, the Muppet Show, all that stuff.
So that was all kind of big at that time.

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So shows with puppets was a normal thing for us.
Well, also it was like less expensive, so it kept the budget
down. If you had just a puppet that
you use all, it didn't count as an actor.
So you could have nine guys thatcost you, you know, a trip to
the drive through or you know, you tried to get, you know, the
on screen talent OR the money is.

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Yeah, 'cause Mr. Rogers had puppets.
That was the level of our technology people, and we loved
it. But I thought the dinosaurs were
cool. They were all stopped.
Some kind of like weird. I don't know.
I don't know how to even describe it.
They just didn't move right way before commuter animation.

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Well, and the Will Ferrell, the Will Ferrell 1 landed the Lost
is hilarious when you're really high.
Oh shit, it's a dangerous. To get.
That. High.
Oh, we have a high show. I never wait wait, wait wait
wait wait that we we don't already do that I.

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Literally. Been popping gummies in my mouth
the entire time. Maybe next time.
I tend to get sleepy so that's why I don't do it.
You're not doing it right. I guess we'll Segway from there
because Speaking of high shows, Ralph developed a new feature
for his show. Come on, no illicit drugs
Monday, let's start a new feature.

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Come on, Molly Monday. Molly Monday that writes itself.
Yes, Come on, what do I take? A drug that makes me do
everything I hate? Little X.
Wait, you don't like to touch things?
He doesn't like the Hugger. Not a dancer.
He's not. He's not a.
Come. Not any of those things.
Not a party. Guy not a party guy.
But. Unlocks it.
Right. What if one of them what?
If there's a drug. It needs to be stayed where it

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is. That can Jekyll and hide your.
Ass. I'm good, yeah.
Doctor Jekyll sits there in the corner on his phone.
Mr. Hyde's out there shaking hisgroove thing.
I like Doctor Jekyll. You've been seen in black and
white and all of a sudden, boom.No, I don't need that.
To change the color, you're likeDorothy walking out of the the
the the shack if it lands in Oz.If I'm like 20, fine, but now

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it's at 50, what's the point? There's no point. 51 next week.
No, that's the point. I would say the opposite.
Now, you don't want to experiment with drugs in your
youth because you have a full rich life ahead of you.
Exactly. At this stage, Eddie, you've
pretty much given up. So worst case scenario, you kick
off. At least you went out in a blaze
of glory. You went out.
You went out in a kaleidoscope of colors.

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No. Once you reach a certain age,
just try all the drugs at least once.
Who are you trying to hide? Yeah, I'm just thinking I'm
going to be 62 pretty soon. It's time.
It is blood pressure medicine. Ruin my youth.
All right, all right, let's, let's keep going.
So with this new feature, though, Queen Jay had some

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concerns. I've never had that because I
might have to try it on the show.
I've heard good reviews, sure. On the show.
We think I'm going to not cash in on my experiences.
The reason I say that is becauseI remember how much trouble you
had driving the boat when you were stoned.
Yeah, that was awful. Because you were.
Flying, but I was home. So what's the worst thing that

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can happen? I fall out of my office chair.
I don't think you're going to beable to drive the boat.
I think it's going to be just let the tape roll.
The tape will have. To go for two or three hours and
just just keep going till we runout of tape.
Are we still using tape? Yes.
Let me ask the tech boys, are westill using tape?
Yeah, they yeah, they say we're using the.
Rolands, actually. Real analog here, 2 inch, 2

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inch, reel to reel the recordingroom.
That's how we're working, yeah. Yeah, so it either way, it's
going to be a fun show. The quitters never give up
microphones, though. We went into the future and got
the tape from the Ralph Report. Molly Show, Molly Monday show.
I've had too much. Shut up.
I know when I've had too much. I know.

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And I'm new and I'm telling you that we have not too much.
So I think he was pretty much out at the beginning of the
show, just right before they even started.
So I don't I don't know if that show will work out.

(28:01):
I'd watch it. That'll be the best.
If I mean the boat a sex thing, I've never heard that before.
Well, we always talk about landing the boat when we try and
get back on course, so driving the show and then sex on the
beach and you know, you got to get the boat on the beach.
So yeah, I I just picture Edwin or Eddie, Eddie Pence and and

(28:24):
and Ralph just on the bow of theboat doing the whole Titanic
thing. I'm king of the world.
All right, let's move over to a cup of tea and a chat Edwin got
a call on apparently, well, it was discussed that Donna's only
chronic problem is is having neck pain.
And finally, I guess I walked into this.

(28:46):
Me and Ally and Edwin from Quitters.
Never give up. Pausing the podcast being you
said sometimes Donna wakes up with a pain on the neck.
Yeah, ever since you married you.
Excellent, Excellent call, Edwin.
Sorry being you can't throw me astraight line like that not

(29:07):
expect me to use it. Yes, it's kind of a meatball
right down the middle. Nice little softball.
I was waiting for him to play this clip though.
These girls, man, they're getting on my neck.
All right, another topic they brought up where they brought up
Spaceballs 2. I'm sure by now you saw the Mel

(29:27):
Brooks news, right? No, not that news.
No. What's going on?
Not that news. Ally about what?
I would not have sprung it on you like this mean.
Did he die? He did not die.
Oh my God. Thank God I.
Said not bad news in the first second.
I'm not trying to fool you here.No, he's fine.
He's not only fine. Oh my God, my stomach.

(29:49):
Oh, you know that he's my one. He's your one.
He's your Willie Nelson to me, right?
Yes, I understand it. OK, OK.
He's not only alive, he's not only 98 years old.
But today he announced his new movie.
Ally. Have you heard about it?
I have heard nothing. Bean, after 40 years, we asked

(30:10):
what do the fans want? But instead we're making this
movie. Ali, he has announced space
Balls too. OK, you don't sound impressed.
Space Balls too, and I think I do.
I did like the fake out where she thought he died.
I mean, that was kind of and kind of that was pretty

(30:32):
hilarious. But Space balls too Excited.
I I love that movie. When I was a kid, him, Russ
said. He's already going to be in it.
So who is it? He's the we ain't found shit.
Oh shit. Yes, but isn't Josh Gad playing
John Kennedy's character? No, Josh Gad is writing it, but

(30:55):
maybe he could be righted and bein it.
So it is kind of a double edged sword.
I don't know if Josh Gad can pull it off.
Well, Bean's definitely not going to see it if Josh.
Well, he's torn because it is Mel Brooks, but Josh Gann.
Yeah, you just have to put up with it.

(31:16):
I understand, but I'm hoping. I'm hopeful.
I'm eternally hopeful. I mean, you know, it's, it's
Spaceballs. How can you mess up Spaceballs?
We'll find out. But Bill Pullman's going to be
in it. Daphne Zuniga is going to be in
it. Rick Moranis is going to be in.
It he's coming out of retirement, coming out of
retirement to be in this movie to wear the helmet again.

(31:38):
Dark Herbic. Oh.
Man, I love it. And Mel Brooks is going to play
yogurt again. That's the.
If he makes it, I mean it's coming out 2027.
Mel. Brooks is 98.
I'm just saying he's going to be100 when this comes out.
CGI, man, CGI. We'll.

(31:59):
Take it. He'll be fine.
He's going to make it. He's going to live forever.
That's what I'm I'm saying, although Bing did talk about him
this week. So take that.
Let's go over to the 3/4 Human podcast.
Last time we were talking about the 3/4 Human, they were talking
about fetishes. This is Kevin's I suppose.

(32:19):
I do. Mine is much, much, much, much,
much less impressive. But I was desperate to get some
sleep. I hadn't slept well at all the
night before and it was, I don'tknow, 6:00 AM or something like
that. And I had just finally fallen
asleep and that happens and I hit the ceiling and I started to

(32:46):
my wife. What are you doing?
And she had walked around my side of the bed, she said.
Who keeps a circus clown horn under the bed?
Fizzmo. Fizzmo.
He stepped on it accidentally because I had it under my side
of the bed. Why did you have it under?
Your side. Of the bed, I thank you.
Listen, I don't know. I've been carrying it around for

(33:08):
40 years now. I You never know when you might
need one. You just never know.
So it was in my bag of stuff that I took to work and I hadn't
used it in five years or something like that.
So I put it under my bed. I guess scared the living
daylights out of must have. That is not how you want to wake
up. No, but I was ashamed
immediately by the fact that it was under my bed.

(33:30):
That was just. Like what do you use this for?
My own fault sex. I don't want to know I.
Put it on the clown makeup, you know?
That is disturbing. That is technically disturbing.
It really is. I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to add to that.
I mean, fuck, how do you have a clown horn under your bed?

(33:54):
That's. The next you don't.
I'm not I'm. Not gonna.
It's Kevin. That doesn't go there.
I'm. Just thinking of Kevin's got a
bag with a clown horn, a frog, aball of string.
You know that is true. He used to have a bunch of shit
in his pockets so I can't imagine under his bed.
It's just got to be a land of the lost of a bunch of just

(34:15):
different crap. A sleaze stack, Yeah.
Yeah, just stuff that falls out of his pockets, it, you know, it
takes off his pants. It's just stuff just falls out
of his pockets, goes under his bed.
So that's where everything collects.
OK, here's a little bit of logistics, right?
So he throws it under the bed for whatever reason.
Well then why was it all of a sudden just outside of the under

(34:38):
the bed where Marin could step on it like.
Marin has big. Well, that's to be it.
Does she have a big clown? Feet.
Yeah, she's got clown feet goingunder the bed and hits it.
I don't. I don't.
Just kidding, Marin, we love you.
She's got a sideshow Bob's feet.Kevin's got a big head, so maybe

(35:00):
there's something to it. Who knows?
I. Don't know, they all have big
body parts somewhere. I think she may have saw it and
just was like, I'm going to fuckwith him.
I hope she did. Yeah, she's got the sense of
humor for it. I think 4 O clock in the morning
Baron just walking by sees a horn and gets like devil horns
on her like it's. Hilarious.
Well. I, I mean, I, I would imagine

(35:21):
Marin would be tidying up the room and just looking under
Kevin's side of the bed and going light bulb, some ball of
string, frog, clown horn, you know, it's just just going, I'm
gonna fuck with him at 4:00 in the morning and just squeeze it
so he has to clean under there. Way to train your man, lady, I'm
with you. He's gonna have a Pavlovian

(35:43):
response to that. Because of my snack hits the
horn. What kind of snack are we
talking about, Edwin? OK, staying with the 3/4 Human
podcast. Yes, Corny, I've noticed it's
different. He's a little bit of a stone
corny, but that's what everybody's saying, that he's a

(36:04):
high corny. I think he's turning into Kevin
and I have proof here. Corny tell everybody what the
phone number is to call in. You can give us a call at
323-555-2636. We'd love to hear from you.
That's not even a real trainer. Yeah, look at that.
Got. 555 Yeah, corny. Where'd you get that number?

(36:27):
I guess I just went full Hollywood with that one.
But hey, if anyone really wants to reach out, they can always
find a way to connect with us online.
Do you we have our phone number that you have given out before?
Absolutely. The actual number is 310 and
955-O pod, so feel free to give us a ring anytime.

(36:49):
What's happening? Courtney. 955.
The the phone number is 818-510-0042.
Actually, we're calling that number he just gave us.
The wireless customer you are calling is not available.
Please try again later. What quote you've done?
Courtney, this one's from Russia, Is it that?

(37:15):
Was Russian, in case you guys didn't know.
Courtney 818-510-0042 is the number.
Got it. Thanks for setting the record
straight. So everyone, if you want to
reach out, that's the number to call.
I like how Kevin almost messed up the number.
He's like five O 1. Yeah, Courtney's becoming Kevin.

(37:41):
He's he's a few moments away from when I'm getting to the
party bus. You know that That's it's party
bus. Courtney is what I was calling
him. He's just a few moments from my
house. So that's a toss up.
And everyone's gonna love it. You know, Lindsay has talked
about how when will the AI get old?

(38:03):
To me, Corny is just getting better.
He's just aging like fine wine. I want more corny.
Totally. Now for the end part of the show
or the end part of the roundup, The 3/4 Human Podcast dedicated
their recent show to some someone real special and near
and dear to us. Quitters never give up.
You know the podcast quitters never give up.

(38:24):
I do, yes. And that would include
Christopher and Drew, Eddie, Lindsay and Jen on that podcast.
Kevin, tell us about that podcast.
They go through the Kevin and Bean Show podcasts and talk
about them and sort of revisit abunch of the stuff that we did
on that show and then discuss itand try to get to the bottom of

(38:46):
why I can't speak, you know, that kind of stuff.
Where did they get the audio from?
Is it Kevin Stockdale from the old show?
Yeah, yeah, He's got an incredible array.
He was the first person we dedicated his show to because,
Yep, the library of nonsense he's got from back then.
You've been on the show a coupletimes, right?
I have been on Yeah, They're super nice people.
I like them a lot. Yeah, I was on once.

(39:07):
It was very fun. They're very fun guys.
Yeah, it's usually about an hourlong or so, and they are 193
episodes in and you can find that hour long podcast quitters
never Get Up on Spotify. If you want to check them out,
tell them we said hi. How do you How are people
supposed to tell them we said hi?

(39:27):
Very carefully, like without anyfoul language.
Hey Corny, can you tell us anything about quitters?
Never give up. Well, they've definitely got a
cool concept, diving into all the fun and chaos of the Kevin
and Bean show and giving it their own spin.
It's like a trip down memory lane with a bunch of laughs
along the way. I don't.
Know does that just that kind ofhas kissing upset you somehow a

(39:49):
little bit? Yeah, because he's just
recapping what we say. Yeah.
Yeah. Do you have any insight that we
haven't discussed yet corny about the podcast?
Quitters never give up. Well, I do know that they bring
a lot of passion and enthusiasm to what they do, and it's always
entertaining to hear their takeson things.
They definitely keep the spirit of the original show alive.

(40:12):
What now? You're like someone who said
I've seen this movie, but you haven't.
You've never heard them. Exactly.
What's your favorite episode? Oh, you got me there.
I guess I'll have to binge a fewepisodes and find a favorite and
I can give you a real answer. When are you going to do that?
Yeah, When are you going to do that?
How are you going to do that? To sneak some time in between

(40:32):
our chats and and give it a big listen.
I promise I'll come back with a with a solid favorite episode
next to no. You won't, you won't.
We're going to hold you to that dude.
We are really going to hold you that and that's going to be the
next episode when brother Mike is here, theoretically, and
we're going to ask you your favorite episode.
Corny of quitters never give up.Do you think you can actually

(40:53):
swing that in the next few days?Challenge accepted.
I'll do my homework and come back ready with a solid pick.
I'm looking forward to it. Will you now?
So they dedicated the show to us.
That was awesome. I was quite surprised.
That was so cool, I can't wait for you.
To listen. But it was funny, I sent, I get

(41:15):
I was telling my mom about the 3/4 human podcast and she just
ah, Spacey. So I texted her and I said
listen and she started listeningto it.
She's like, Oh my God, that's amazing.
They're really funny. Yes, they are.
And so I'm like, that's why you got to give it a listen twice a
week. I love Marcy too.
Marcy is becoming a favorite of mine.

(41:37):
Yeah, for sure. But I could just imagine
Courtney watching all the episodes or listening to all the
episodes just like scrolling it like a computer, like all
flashing really fast and then just all you hear is, you know,
just right after. That that's what it seems like,
right? Like he's not becoming what was
it in the Matrix when it was like, OK, download Kung Fu and

(41:59):
all this kind of stuff and he had his Courtney doesn't seem to
know shit. I he's downloading Kevin.
I think he's on Kevin's phone. He's getting just Kevin.
That's all it is. That works.
I'm surprised he didn't say we paint our faces red.
That's exactly what. Yeah.
So Courtney was just a sign to listen to all of our shows for

(42:19):
the next episode. Let's see how that happens.
We are recording on a Tuesday, so we kind of already know what
happens, but we'll play that next week anyhow.
Dave the King of Mexico, what did you think of this roundup?
Tie. Thanks Dave Bean, what was your
opinion? So get off my deck.
Oh, sorry, maybe I maybe not. I'll ask Marcy.

(42:43):
Marcy, what do you think of of this Rhonda?
Chris, you are my hero. Thank you.
Marcy. I'm just going to play that to
go to sleep every night. This would be awesome.
Anyhow, recapping the week that was 2014, we have Edwin.
Press the button, my friend. Send me back into time.
Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he'sa funny man.

(43:05):
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny man. It's a new day.
You can't power Feature Presentation 1. 14.

(43:26):
You're staring at her chest saying, wow, you look really
good today. Welcome everybody, I'm doing the
week that was June 16th to 20/20/14.
Let's start off with a celebritydeath.
I'd already covered Casey Kasem,it was the weird situation where
his wife had him and the kids were like suing her.

(43:48):
Anyway, he finally passed away, so being started the Monday show
with a opening montage with Casey Kasem clips.
Oh, I know you've been waiting for this one.

(44:09):
If you don't mind, I would beginat the beginning.
It's a new day. Let's get going. 123456 Excuse
me. Hi, your Casey.
Casey, you're unbelievable. Well, thank you.
Thank you very much. No, no, no, seriously.
I'm telling you. You blow me away.

(44:31):
No, no, no. I'm telling you what you do.
It's really amazing. It's fabulous.
Yes. Well, can we get.
No, no, no. I'm telling you.
I'm telling you what you do. I really get it.
I get what's going on with you. It's amazing.
Really great stuff. Yes.
No, no, no, no. Really.
Do me a favor, say, coming in this week and #1 it's Lionel
Richie who's stuck on you. I really don't think I can do
it. No, no, no.
Come on, do it. Seriously, do it.
Come on, do it. Coming in at #1 this week is

(44:55):
Lionel Wishy was stuck on you. That's great.
You get this at home all the time, right?
That's good. All right, through Shag from
scooby-doo. Come.
On and now. Been ponderous, man, ponderous.
Been ponderous. Our feature presentation.
So, as always, be knows how to get right to the heart of the
matter, really get those waterworks going with a touching

(45:17):
tribute like that. Now he played that ponderous
bit, and this was, I think, the first time they ever did that.
These were some KCK, some outtakes.
So here's another tape that I don't think we played of, of him
doing the promo liners for the various stations around the
country that are playing the countdown.
And I think Kevin, you'll relateto this.
You and Casey actually have a lot in common.
The Countdown will begin this Sunday afternoon at 12 right

(45:39):
here on Centre County's most popular radio station, WRSC
Radio 1390. This is Casey Kasem inviting you
to join me for American Top 40 immediately following the
Trailblazer game on 1390 KSLM Salem.
Hey, what the am I doing promos inside the game.

(46:00):
This is Casey Kasem inviting youto listen for American Top 40
immediately following the Trailblazer game on.
This is Casey Kasem inviting youto listen This is Casey Kasem.
The countdown will begin this Saturday morning at 9:00 and
again Sunday morning at 9:00 right here on Main's most
listened to radio station W. I'm not going to say all that.

(46:22):
How do I know they're the most listened to station?
Come on, take the word for it, OK?
Drop it out and it'll be right here on No, you know what I'm
saying? The countdown will begin this
Saturday night at 7 and again Sunday evening at.
The countdown will begin this Saturday night at 7 and again
Sunday evening at 5 right here on WRLD 1490 Radio Lynette,
Alabama. The countdown will begin this

(46:46):
Saturday afternoon at 2 and again Sunday afternoon at and
again Sunday afternoon at 2. The countdown will begin this
Saturday afternoon at 2 and again Sunday afternoon at 2:00
right here on WDHP. FM, Your favorite music radio.
Your favorite music? No, your favorite music radio.

(47:08):
FM, your favorite music radio. That's why it's got to be read.
Let's do it again. How many times have you been
that guy? Let's Let's do it again.
How many? Stations Was he on?
Over 500 in the 1980s he was on,so I'm sure he spent a lot of
time trying to do these stupid ladders.
We got a little bit more, a lot more than I do before I quit.

(47:30):
Yeah. Yeah.
It's tough though, man. It's tough.
This is Casey Kasem inviting youto listen.
This is Casey Kasem. You're listening to American Top
40 on QTWQTW, Latrobe. It's getting set for
Westmoreland County. Jeez.
What? Getting set for Westmoreland
County. Does that mean The countdown

(47:54):
will begin this Saturday afternoon at one right here
where you're feeling? God damn.
The countdown will begin this Sunday afternoon at one right
here on the radio station you grew up with, Music Radio 138
all. What the Hell's going on here?
He's well. This is the last hour.
We got another hour to do. She says that we're almost
finished. Good golly, Miss Molly.

(48:18):
Than ponderous, man. Ponderous than ponderous.
Hi, this is Casey Kasem. American Top 40 is moved to a
new time. I hope you'll join me this
Saturday morning and every Saturday morning at 22.
That's my favorite. He's reading it and he realizes
that he shows up at 2:00 in the morning.

(48:40):
He's like 2. All right.
P Casey Kasem. RIP Casey Kasem.
Indeed. Yeah, the ponderous one they
used for years and years, and I think that was the first time
being ever played. So, hey, Drew.
Yeah. Because you know a bit about
radio, did were all DJs recordedall the time?

(49:01):
Because on YouTube there's the air checks by Maverick and some
other things of old DJs and stuff.
Or was it just certain radio stations that just happened to
record everything? It's certain jockeys actually do
so like, I mean, it's these guysare recorded 'cause they're a
syndicated show. That's that's why they have so
much of it. Other stuff, you know, there you

(49:24):
normally have some archive of something just, you know, go in
so that you know, you don't likeif you say something stupid, you
can go ahead and be like, yeah, he said that or no, he didn't.
You know, you got you backed that up the FCC.
But there's there's no real requirement to record anything.
You just do it all. Right.

(49:47):
Good to know. Thank you.
I would imagine you asked for itlike a like cuz they asked for
air checks. That's what they're called,
right, Drew? Yeah, yeah.
So you maybe you listen back to see if there's anything you
messed up. Yeah.
You, you, you keep them your airchecks for yourself mainly that,
that's why you would have them. But you know, there's reasons to

(50:10):
record. That's that.
That's a thing. I would imagine the station
would record stuff but like if nothing happened.
If they didn't need it for anything, they probably just
erase it and record over it. Record over the reel they're
using? Yeah, put it to another media of
like tape or something more reliable.
Well, back in the 90s I think they just recorded over on the

(50:31):
old Kevin and Bean shows. There is anything that's not.
Lightning says he has them all. He does.
That's what Lightning said. Someone keeps everything and
they also like they they could have been thrown out too.
Like lightning has a copy. Great, but that's other shows.
People don't really have to keepthem.

(50:51):
That's true. Sounds like.
Lightning did it just for because he, you know, he was the
producer and he wanted to preserve that stuff.
Like these boxes of T-shirts andstuff from the station too.
Like, yeah, he was a pack rat when it came to working there.
Thank God. So someday, Jay, when you
retire, you need to get all thisstuff out on the Internet for

(51:13):
the Festivus, for the rest of us.
Just just send it over to us. We'll start doing it.
Yeah, OK. Running it on the train every
time I go. Just set up the production
studio just. I'll give it to my personal
assistant, Lindsay. My personal assistant.
Your personal assistant. Let's move on.

(51:34):
We have maybe the quintessentialbeing moment.
I've remembered this for years, and when it came to my attention
again this week, I was so happy.OK, so Ralph, I'm glad you're
here. I'm glad I am too.
You sometimes accuse me of beingcreepy and inappropriate.
Yes, when you are creepy and inappropriate, and I very
strongly disagree with that assessment.
But I, I had an incident that happened to me on Wednesday that

(51:57):
I want to run by you and I need to find out if I'm really this
out of touch, if things have changed.
OK, I can answer now. We don't need to go any further.
See now this is the problem now this is the problem with me
bringing this up as you out of you have a built in bias against
me. Well, you know what?
The track record speaks for itself.
If every time I go up to pet a certain dog, it bites my ass,

(52:21):
I'm going to assume that dog is an ass biter.
What's the policy these days? And I ask both of you, Ralph,
you see, to be fairly aware of how people interact in the
world. At least I ask you because
you're a woman. So this directly relates to you
as well. OK, what, what's the policy
these days on telling a woman that she is attractive?
Is that no longer allowed? Is that now a bad thing?

(52:43):
Is that an insult now? Is that completely inappropriate
to tell a a person that she's pretty?
It's all it's all a part of the delivery.
It's all you do. It's absolutely Lisa's right.
It's how you do it. It's how you approach it,
tearing at her chest saying, wow, you look really good today.
That's a problem. Yeah.
It's tone. It's a choice of words.

(53:03):
It's how you deliver it. There's so much involved in
that. So you can't just put a blanket
policy on a beam. Yes, of course.
Women like to be told they're attractive, but they don't like
Uncle Creepy coming off the island in his white metal van.
Uncle Creepy here. I'd like to see those without
that shirt on. It wasn't anything like that.
All right, All right. If I, if I tell you what

(53:25):
happened, will you try to have an open mind and not and not
prejudge me? OK.
Now, because bear in mind, the woman involved in this story
doesn't know me from Adam. And we know Adam.
Hey, we just had him on the showyesterday.
So she doesn't know me at all. So there's no preconceived.
You didn't make that joke aroundher, all right?
There's no preconceived notion of of me that she has to worry

(53:47):
about me or she has a history with me or anything like that.
So no one has to know you to be creeped out by you being don't
don't get me wrong. Kevin's told us plenty of times
how you just get in an elevator with him and there's a woman in
there and he can see her start to move away from you and and
look afraid she'll shriek away because she can pick up your
creepy vibe. I'm extremely dissatisfied with

(54:07):
this, this assessment. Keep an open mind.
All right, so I'm driving off the ferry.
You know, we have a boat. I live on an island.
So that are euphemism. No, it's not.
So I'm. I'm driving off a ferry and I'm
in my lane getting off the ferry.
And then there's traffic that isthat is stopped in the opposing
lane getting ready to get on to the ferry once all the cars are

(54:28):
off. OK, So as I drive off, I am
driving just past the lane of traffic that's gonna enter the
ferry next. And there's probably, I don't
know, it's probably about 10 feet between my side of the road
and, and their side of the road,OK.
And as I'm getting off the ferry, there's a woman who's in
the first car in, in the, in theferry line, OK.
And she is just gorgeous. Just drop dead beautiful,

(54:50):
beautiful woman. Totally my type.
The long, straight dark hair andthe, you know, and the, the, the
alabaster skin, you know what I mean?
The here we go. Your mouth yet already I'm
crazy. I just tell you what she looked
like. She's just like a like a young
Sherilyn fan or like a you know,you know, you know my type.
You know the type, the type I like.
Yes, Doto, we know 585. She's Alison Brie.

(55:15):
That's who she is, right? She looks like Alison Brie.
She's attractive. She's so pretty established that
she's an attractive lady. I mean really hung.
Latched. Onto.
She's my type I. Mean a lot of.
Women can be attractive without being your type.
Alabaster skin breaking off somephrases from the 1800s.
I think we're a bit creepy No, II own her shin haired beauty

(55:39):
with alabaster skin. All right, so my my car is is
going this way. Her car is parked going that
way. I walk by her.
I'm just I'm struck by how attractive she is.
It's hot day, windows are down. And I look at her and I don't
plan it, but it just it just comes out and I say you're
pretty. Oh Jesus.

(56:00):
She looks at me and she says F you really.
Except she doesn't say F Good for her.
And I, And I was deeply offendedby that because, look, that's
completely unwarranted. I'm sorry, Bean.
That's funny. Poor bean.

(56:22):
I just picture Bean just being struck by her and just staring
just like mouth agape, just can't take his eyes off of her.
Just kind of like a little bit of drool coming off the side and
then he catches that she looked at him like all creeped out and
he's like. You're pretty.
And I I guess that's where the the fuck you comes out, yeah.
Right. I was just gonna say, I think

(56:43):
too, that Bean, was it Rachel Nichols?
He's had people in his world that would do she didn't she get
on there and be like, oh, this is Misses Jean Baxter, Rachel
Nichols, Baxter or something like that.
We had these really beautiful women or lovely and kind that

(57:03):
would feed to that a little bit.Who's the other one that we love
so much? Greer, You know I'm talking.
About Judy. Greer, you know, and she was
just laughing. She was bubbly and cute.
But I think so along the way, he's been encouraged.
And so I think that's kind of where he might think, oh, well,
now see, what he fails to realize is he lives in his house

(57:24):
in Seattle and he's satellited into the studio in Los Angeles.
He doesn't really meet these people, so it's like he's that
kind of just a head on the screen.
And so he doesn't actually have that real interaction for the
most part. And so the girls can be lovely.
So he gets encouraged. So that in real life, that's

(57:46):
what Asperger's thinks, that it's OK.
That's my take. OK, you're totally wrong.
I. Was going to say this was a
really good conversation becauseyou have Ralph, Ralph's a man of
the world. Ralph knows how to talk to women
and you have Lisa who's very intelligent.
So they're contrasting with being this whole segment was

(58:06):
just fascinating to listen to inretrospect.
Let's go forward. We got they did some calls which
are interesting. This is caller Laura.
I could like her. Laura, thanks so much for
calling. Thank you for holding on.
Please help me out. What's going on here?
Hi, good morning, guys. Hi, Laura.
So basically, I do think Bean issuper creepy.

(58:27):
But. I mean, I, I mean, I do agree it
was totally unwarranted. I mean, I get it all the time,
like, just men just randomly through their cars, you know,
passing by at the gym, like, and, you know, it is really
violating. But I just say thank you and
just move on with my day basically.
Because I've heard stories of, like, men getting really

(58:48):
hostile. So I mean, that woman could have
been attacked from her car. She could have.
She wouldn't have known. Yeah, it's true.
So So basically, whatever, whatever baggage she may have
from previous encounters with other men is now being used
against me because I tried to give her a compliment.
Yeah. Basically, Yeah.
OK. But once again, Bean is as

(59:08):
understanding as ever when it comes to someone's situation.
It's her baggage. Shit, She did it against me.
Maybe she couldn't help herself,Bean, the way you couldn't help
yourself. You had a blurred out.
You're pretty. Maybe she had blurred out.
F you. There's the same problem you
have. Yeah, I do like Bean summing it
all up. Well, it's her baggage.

(59:30):
Good old bean. Who wants to hear Lisa May rap?
I do. We all do.
Yes. Get to why I got up this
morning. I feel the same way.
I feel like today's been a fun show.
We've had some laughs, we've enjoyed ourselves, but it's all
just been killing time to get tothis moment.
Ladies and gentlemen, you want to go to Lollapalooza?

(59:50):
Well, we don't have that for you.
We can put you in the drawing for Lollapalooza.
You can qualify if you can get past the real Lisa Shady.
She's Lisa Shady. Yes, she's the real Shady.
All your other Lisa Shady's are just in my Shady.
So won't the real Lisa Shady please?
What is happening? You know.

(01:00:23):
What's funny is that people for a long time for reals thought
that Lisa Mae was black and she couldn't be further across all.
Is that possible? You cannot deny my route.
She's I'm just. There.
It's in my soul. Right, born in Inglewood.

(01:00:43):
Sure. OK, no good.
Just how it is. Oh, sure.
Well, M&M is one of the featuredentertainers this year's
Lollapalooza. The first weekend of August in
Chicago. It's K Rock's Road Trip USA 2014
stop #1 Let's meet our contestants.
Contestants. I guess the game is going to be
played like this. Lisa is going to rap an M&M song
and all you have to do is give us the title of the song.
It's as easy as that. And you go into the drawing,

(01:01:03):
right? We started Orange with Rudy.
Hi there. Hey, guys.
How's it going? Very well.
Thank you. You're about to hear Lisa.
Lisa may rap. Let's do it.
Tell us. Tell us what Eminem song this
is. All right.
I've created a monster because nobody wants to see Marshall no
more. They want shady.
I'm chopped liver. Well, if you want shady, this is
what I'll give you. A little bit of weed mix with
some hard liquor. Oh my God, I know this great

(01:01:28):
shirt with us. Hope so.
It's exactly like it. Take it easy, Lisa.
Oh, my God. I need an answer.
Rudy. That's hitting Google fast
enough. It's without me.
Without me. I'm getting a monster.
Because nobody wants to see Marshall no more.
It's just identical, right? It sure is.
I thought you were just playing the record.
I I was so confused. All right, let's go to West Los

(01:01:50):
Angeles and say hi to Paul. Hey, Paul.
Hey, guys. How's it going?
Good. Thank you.
Here's the real Lisa Shady. My English teacher wanted to
flunk me in junior high. Thanks a lot.
Next semester, I'll be 35I smacked him in his face with an
eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change
the grade on the paper. I think that's.

(01:02:13):
Hi, my name is. Yes.
Nicely done. My English teacher wanted to
flunk me in junior high. Yep.
All right. Lisa Maysha, DLL Blue.
I'm right there with you. You can invite her.
Let's go to Huntington Beach. Say good morning to Kevin.
Hi there. Hello.
Are you ready for the real Lisa Shady?
Yes, I am. Good luck.
All right, dear. Mr. I'm too good to color write

(01:02:36):
my fans. This will be the last package I
ever send your ass. It's been 6 months and still no
word. I don't deserve it.
I know you got my last two letters.
I rough addresses on imperfect. That would be Stan.
That would be Stan. This would be the last package I
ever send your ass. By the way, can I just make a
suggestion here that we never doanything else on this show but

(01:02:56):
this game? I agree.
I'm in Lisa Ran all the time. Let's go to Elsa Gundo and say
good morning to Alex. Hi, there.
Hey, what's up? Lisa May what it do?
What it do? You ready?
All right, Here you go. Good luck.
It's the return of. Aw, wait.
No way. You're kidding.
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?

(01:03:16):
And Dre said nothing, you idiots.
Doctor Dre's dead. He's locked in my basement.
Ha, ha. All right.
So much, so much Glee from you, Lisa.
Alex. What say you?
Hello, Alex. Where'd you go?
Alex? He's going through real Slim
Shady. Yes.
Look, it's the return of the. Aw, wait, no way.

(01:03:38):
You're kidding. It happened there.
I don't know. He's busy Googling.
What are you Googling? Kids do?
All right, let's go to Chino Hills and say good morning to
Jack. Hi there.
What up? What up?
And to you as well, Jack. You're listening on the best of
all possible days. The real Lisa Shady's going to
do an Eminem song for you. Just tell us what it is.
Good luck. It was my decision to get clean.

(01:04:00):
I did it for me. Admittedly, I.
Probably did it subliminally foryou so I could come back a brand
new me. You help see me through and
don't even realize what you did because you believe me.
You just sound mad. Was that yes.
Not afraid. All right, We got time for
unfortunately just one more you guys one more.

(01:04:21):
Who's our final contestant to goto the drawing here Say good
morning to Tony in orange. Hi there.
How's it going? Good.
Thank you. You ready for the real Lisa
Shady? Let's do it All right?
Baby, please come back. It wasn't you, baby, it was me.
Maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems.
Maybe that's what happens when atornado meets a volcano.
All I know is I love you too much to walk away though.

(01:04:44):
Why is she yelling? I don't know.
I'm in pain. Don't you understand?
Tony. Tony.
Yes, Name of that, that is. Oh, my God.
That's a lovely The Way You Lie by baby, please.
It wasn't you, baby. It was team.

(01:05:04):
All right, all right, Well, I think first of all, Lisa is
awesome. Lisa did a great job, and our
contestants did as well. Paul is in the drawing.
Kevin, Jack and Alex the cheater, too.
Only one will be qualified to goto Lollapalooza in Chicago.
Who's it going to be? It's going to be Jack.
Jack. Jack.
Congratulations, Jack. You.

(01:05:27):
Yeah, it's possible you didn't win anything, but you qualified
for our road trip. USA stop #1 So I hear Lisa Rapp.
And you got to hear Lisa Rapp. Yes, the real Lisa.
JD, please. Yeah, yeah.
West Side the line. Yes, we all won, they're hearing
Lisa May Rapp. And it was her birthday
yesterday, right? That's right, yes.

(01:05:49):
Happy birthday Lisa, may we loveyou.
A radio Hall of Famer in my book.
Look, she's done it all. She's been a sidekick.
She's done country music. She's done traffic.
Just a doll. We love you, Lisa.
I know. My question though is, Edwin, we
were talking about being struck by beauty in women and you met

(01:06:09):
Lisa May in person. Why didn't you bring that up it?
Was wonderful. That's why she was so nice.
Everybody was so nice when they got to go to the studio.
Were you surprised she wasn't black?
Just a wonderful person. Were you surprised she wasn't
black? No, I wasn't.
Let's land this boat. We drove the boat, now we're

(01:06:31):
going to land the boat. Another one.
Bean had a rough week. They were mocking him a lot.
And this is another great one. Bean thought he was going to be
the coolest old guy in the world.
This is Bean talking about, well, first of all, my issues
with giving him a compliment foranything.
I know that it is almost impossible, Kevin, for you for
some reason at this point, to compliment me.
OK, so he starts that way, and he's cute when he pouts.

(01:06:54):
It's nice when he makes himself the victim out of the chute,
right? And then he says something that
he knows I can't possibly comment on.
So now I can't win because he's saying he's going to be a cool
guy. And if I say anything negative,
it's just because I agree with him.
You're a Dick. So here we go.
But let me say this, if I do live to be 100, I'm going to be
a super cool old person. You're not super cool now, but

(01:07:17):
to the kids, but to the kids, when the kids or 15, they're
it's going to blow their freaking minds.
That 100 year old knows knows who Iggy Azalea is or whoever is
hot at that time. Because I'm still going to want
to stay current. So I'm not going to be one of
those old people who's never seen what that phone does or who
doesn't know what that you know who that actor is or the TV
show. I'm going to know all the

(01:07:38):
current stuff. All right.
And what's your what's your complaint about that?
I mean, that sounds like pretty solid reasoning to me.
Yeah, I know it does, because you don't have kids and you
don't know that. They look at you like you are an
alien and it doesn't matter how much you current event, you
know, And if you try to drop thenames of whatever current artist

(01:07:59):
is going on or whatever the kidsare talking about, you're just
pathetic and you're the creepy old guy.
Look at that saddle man who's trying to be young and hip.
He's so sad. No, I disagree completely.
Roy. Here.
Here's the thing. What?
What is it, Kevin? You're the one who hates old
people. I love old people.
You hate old people, right? What is it that you hate about
old people? Is it one of the things that you

(01:08:20):
hate about old people? Is it they get they stop
progressing at some point in their lives?
Is that all of a sudden they hate your music, they hate your
movies, they hate the way you drive, they hate everything
about you because they're stuck in the past, right?
All I'm saying is I'm avoiding that trap by continuing to
evolve with all those things andstay current no matter how old I

(01:08:42):
get. But you understand that there's
no 15 year old that's going to want to hang out with 100 year
old being because he knows Iggy Azalea. 100 year old being says
everything Iggy Azalea they can say.
Oh, shut up, old man. I think they listen to the
Gordon Lightfoot and just don't die.

(01:09:02):
So you think that what you're saying that, if I understand
correctly, is that you believe that young people want their old
people to be old people. They don't want their old people
to be to be people. I do think that's true.
You're. Really, you're not ever going to
be hit. You know, it's one thing to stay
on top of current events. It's another to be into the
culture because really that you're already bordering creepy.

(01:09:23):
Right, right, creepy. You're guiding right in you by
nature, you're creepy. So if you put on a Nehru jacket
and some love beads and try to hang out down at the whiskey a
go go with the rest of the hepcats, you're going to be
super creepy bead. I guess I don't understand how
you guys are able to take staying current and enjoying

(01:09:44):
knowledge and keeping up with what's going on in the world
today as a negative. Like, I do matter how, but it's
not a positive. It's not going to sway anyone's
opinion of you. It's not going to matter.
And then it's one thing to stay current and another to know
exactly what's going on with Selena Gomez right now.
Yeah. Right.
You know your idea of taking current?
It's. Very different.

(01:10:04):
What you say it sounds creepy. Oh, no, yeah, yeah.
Not when you say it though. Huh.
What's wrong with you? How about that Selena Gomez?
She's a hottie. I saw her in the lady Man.
You can't be cool now. The middle-aged man, little as
an old man. So you think 99 years on earth,

(01:10:25):
you're going to not be cool and all of a sudden the flip is
going to switch and you turn 100and every kid is going to look.
Yes, Kevin, I think a flip is going to switch.
That's what I think. So at what age are you not
allowed to talk about and care about Selena Gomez then?
Wow, Come on Bean. Lisa was on fire this week, by

(01:10:49):
the way. Yeah, she, she really had to
talk more because of Kevin wasn't there, right?
Yeah. Yeah, it's so good to hear.
Yeah, Bean held on to that cool old guy idea for a long time.
I think that's going to come up later on as I go through 2014.
And that was it for the week There was been.
I've started off rough, I admitted on the podcast.

(01:11:10):
What do you think of me now though?
He has just turned into such a the consummate entertainer
though. I mean, he's just so great.
Thank you. I'll take that.
I'm the consummate entertainer. Guys, that's it.
Back to you. No, no, no, no, no, no.
What happened to the Kayla's fish clip?
Oh, I was going to do that next week.
Well, if you want it, I take requests.
OK this because. From the week before, actually.

(01:11:33):
Wait, we got a pre? We got to give a little bit of
an intro for it because Edwin and I have been trying to find
the is Kayla fish drop for a long time and we just stumbled
on it a couple weeks ago. Yeah.
Was it a couple? It was the week we were off, so
I believe it was, I think it wasJanuary or June 9th.

(01:11:53):
Now I'm going to play it becausethe week after they actually
started noticing it. Let's listen to this because no
one even brought it up or thought it was weird.
Lincoln Park up close and personal again.
Details of K Rock. Hide your pot, everybody Right.
Parks coming. That'll be a good time.
That'll be fun, man. Yeah, well, let's get some
health shakes and some freaking kale because Lincoln Park's

(01:12:16):
coming in. What is kale?
Is that fish? No idea what kale is.
You've never had kale? I've heard it.
It's hard to avoid having kale now, especially in LA.
It's a great. It's a greenery.
It's like, it's like lettuce, but it's sort of more Hardy.
It's a super food. It's kind of vitamins.
And it's delicious, by the way. Then I'm not going to like it if
Bean says it's delicious. I know Kevin won't like it.
Sorry. No.
It it tastes like something thatcattle should be crazy.

(01:12:39):
It's spinach. Like, it's not spinach.
It's spinach Rocks. Yeah, kale.
Kale is bitter. But if you douse it with enough
like Gorgonzola dressing or something, you can get it down.
Yeah, so there you go. I believe that was June 9th and
noticed no one made fun of him or brought it up.
It just went right on by. Yeah, Ralph went into the
explanation. No, it's not.

(01:13:00):
It's not a fish. Oh, man, I had to rewind it.
Actually. I was listening to it and I was
like, wait, he's talking about kale.
Go back, go back, go back. And that's when I heard him say
is a kale of fish. And I was like, that's it,
that's it. So I was waiting for the next
break and the whole week I was waiting for them to bring it up.
And it's it still hasn't happened.

(01:13:20):
I thought because sometimes Omarwould go back over tape and he
would say, oh, and he would bring something back and make a
moment out of it, and Kevin would be mad because they
thought, you know, he'd forgotten about it.
And that's what I thought happened.
But no, actually now that I'm into this week, I started
listening to Monday and Tuesday and being brought it in twice so
far, twice in one week. So I think they're wait until

(01:13:43):
Kevin gets back to really bust him on it.
Yeah. Oh man, I can't wait for Kevin
to come back from Brazil. That's going to be so many good
stories. So fun, I know, so good.
And then Brad Williams has a really great story about being
in Brazil. Yes.
Man, oh so exciting. How long was he gone?
Was it 2 weeks? It must have been at least 2.
Weeks 10 days. 10 days, OK. Yeah, I think.

(01:14:06):
Hey, TuneIn. Next week, same time, same
station. Well, next week's going to be
kind of dry because we don't have any cup of tea or Ralph
report they they decided to go on vacation together.
I'm going to, well, I've got obviously coming to me, but I'm
going to dive into. I haven't listened to Kevin on K
Rock since May 1st. What?
So maybe we'll have another heavy Kevin episode.

(01:14:30):
It's all good. This has been quitters.
Never give up. Courtney's going to listen to
all our episodes and he's going to, like, lose his mind even
more so than he has. Thank you for listening to our
nonsense, and we'll talk to you later.
Bye everybody. Love everybody.

(01:14:51):
Boner alerts? No.
Where's the outrage there? This has been a quitters never
Give up presentation. Hot fudge.
Holy moly.