Episode 199 - Talk sexy talk

Lisa's beep beeps, social tonic Ralph, apologizing to Harvey Levin, a bad week for the 80's, Corny's impressions, Bean's weekend lineup, Dr. Aristotle Freedom, Mugs promotions, and Manimal!

Episode Transcript

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Oh. You're right.
No, I've wait, am I having a stroke?
Is it? Your house that you're hearing.
Oh, you know what? Yeah, it could be my house.
I'm here for all the sarcasm andwitty banter you can throw at
me. Elton Beer Mug is laughing at

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you right now. Kevin.
You understand what's happening?Well, that's dessert.
Unfortunately, that's dessert. Do you feel the nostrils moving
now? I do OK.
Oh, I'm so mad. But on your Sunday best kids,
we're going to. Quitters never give up.

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Go ahead. Repping for all of quitters.
Never give up. Check off Christopher.
Check off Jen Pastorini. Check off Lindsay.
Hello, Drew. The great Ed Wynn, ladies and
gentlemen. I love him so much.
As I said, quitters never give up.
And he said that's all they do. Yes.
Oh, that's the end of that clip.I love hearty people.

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It is Quitters never give up. Episode 199 Yay yay wow yay yay
Can you? Believe it.
Yay. Yeah.
I can't believe it. No.
I love it though. I do too, it's pretty awesome.
It's better fun guys, and I think we're getting better,

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better and better. Oh yeah, like, like wine right
into vinegar. Low age all.
Right, let's say hello to the quitters.
Who's up first? Victoria's Secret hottie
Lindsay. Hi, Lindsay.
Well, hello. And who is next?

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People were like, man, Jen looksso good, what is she doing?
And I was like, Oh my God, it's skin care.
Hi, Jen, how you doing? Hello party people.
Let's go over to who's next? Who's next?
Eddie, hurry. Faster.
Come on, hurry. Eddie, you OK there, Eddie?

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I just got off the beach. Yeah, I'm fine.
What's up, doc? Because today is Bugs Bunny's
birthday. Happy birthday, Bugs Bunny.
Happy. If you're listening.
How old is Bugs Bunny? 85. 85 That's a lot younger than
I thought, actually. All right, next person.
And that smile drew right there one time.

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There it is. Hi, Drew.
Hi. How's it going?
Good, good, good. And I didn't know the
Christopher one. I forget about that guy.
Here we go. Wow, love Chris.
There it is how you doing? All right, I shall we do news.

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I have a message to play and then we.
Got to news. Let's do news.
Yeah, what is this news? So this news is Eddie and I.
And now, breaking news born. There we go.
Quitters in the news. Eddie and I got to be on the 3/4
Houston Podcast on Thursday morning and it was really,

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really fun. And so we got to talk about the
quitters and we got to play a couple of games and it was just
super cool. And so it'll release tomorrow on
July 28th. So you guys are hearing this
probably after you listen to it,just a second?
Nice. But yeah, no, it was really

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cool. That's awesome. 01 quick thing
about the Kev dog. He texted me at 12:15 at night.
Of course I'm snoozing away. I'm an OAP.
So I get up, I'm let my looking at my phone like what?
So I'm like, yeah, Kevin immediately I'm like yes, Kevin
I'm in, I'm in. Never texted me again.

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But that's so Kevin. Very much so.
Yeah, we had a great time. All right, let's go to the
messages. I watched it because I heard Ali

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talk about it. I was going to pass on it the
poop cruise, but the thing you didn't get enjoyment out of,
which I could not get enough of,was the three bachelorettes
wanting to get fucking alcohol and hammered every chance they
could get. We're talking blackout drunk.

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The one girl. 'S like, I don't remember how I
got back to the room. I mean, that was just every
chance, the open bar. We're going to go into Mexico
and get drunk. I mean, they were just going to
get drunk all the time. These were my people.
Oh yes, that's what I was saying.
Those 3 ladies, a bachelor partyor whatever they're for or

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whatever, all they wanted to do was party.
It was hilarious. Yeah, they there was at the
beginning here, they were talking about how they didn't
remember they got to Mexico, they didn't remember how to get
on the boat. And then the one thing that
struck me was when they were complaining about having, OK, so
since the bathrooms didn't work,they had to pee in the shower.
And they were like, I couldn't imagine peeing in the shower.

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Like they acted so appalled whenI was like, you guys probably
pop, you know, pop like 6 or 7 squats on the way to boat back
from Mexico. I'm just saying, just saying.
Can you put the timer on Lindsaythe?
Poop. Crews.
Let's talk about all the nasty, the poop crews.

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Yes, it's come behind you. All right.
I'm glad I was able to use that again.
OK, OK, OK, here we go. Now we are on.
Oh, we're on moments with with Lindsay.
Yay. There are a substantial number
of moments, so we're just going to start.

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And now a moment with Judge Drudy.
They they did another B, they did a remake of V and that's the
only reason why I know about V the first V.
That was a moment with Judge Drudy.
Good job, Drew. The first V.
Thank you. Next up.

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And now it's time for a moment with intern Lindsay.
Jen, do you have more flash Flack splash black clips?
Splash black. That was a moment with intern
Lindsay. Excellent.
Next up, a. Mom.

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With Kurt. Oh my God I can't.
I can't believe Christine and Doto would never need to become
a thing. Some people ate a life slot for
a moment. With Kirk.

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Well said. Excellent.
Well, I didn't hear anything wrong there, I I thought.
Yeah, I think you say that afterevery clip.
Stop picking on Chris, you're somean.
No. Next up with Kirk.

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All right, so we'll start off with Kevin and his the Brazil
Cup, the World Cup going his trip to Brazil for the World
Cup, he brought up with Megan about conning your way into
places some. People in a lifestyle for a
moment. With Kurt, I know you don't hear

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anything wrong with it, so we'rejust going to keep going with
Kurt. Edwin, did you hear that episode
of How Did You Get Made? How did it get Made?
Some. Paper in a life tall for a
moment. With Kurt.
Well done. All right, Next up with Kurt.

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You got a majority you think through?
Yeah, some. Paper in a life tall for a
moment. With Kurt.
And now a moment with listener Edwin.
Watching a a flash forward on The Simpsons, they're too smart.

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Maybe they're, maybe they're in the future, coming back to the
future. That's a moment with right
there. That was a moment with listener
Edwin. I don't see anything wrong with
that. That was fine.
OK, explain to me exactly what Idid wrong.
Yeah, in these two cases you have called yourself out for

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putting yourself in the moment file.
So I will accept no responsibility in any of these.
And last but not least. And now a moment with listener
Edwin. Have you guys had the cotton
candy grapes? Yes, I love them.
Oh really? What do they like, Christopher?

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They taste like fucking cotton candy.
It's weird. It is very.
Weird that a moment with, I know.
What kind of? Question is that any?
Well, I mean a. Question.
But it was a question. That was a moment with listener
Edwin. I accept your score.
Again, Edwin put himself in the moment file.

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It was not. Yeah.
Edwin's defense? It's hard to comprehend
something tasting like cotton candy, something natural that
throws out of the earth tasting like cotton candy.
Bubble berries. Yeah, if only it was named the
Cotton Candy Grape. Well.
I know there's a lot of things that are named after things that
don't like. Banana candy doesn't taste like

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bananas. It tastes like the banana
flavoring you put in things. It actually tastes like old
bananas, like Cavendash bananas that are no longer around.
I know what you're talking about, all right, Flashback.
Flashback with no introduction here.
Here we go. Here we go.
What are we doing here, man? We're going for.
Genius. Let's do it.
Let's let's get serious. Let's get physical.

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Hello and welcome to a very special flashback.
Because I'm going to introduce you nads.
Flashbacks and no flashbacks. Let's have a look at this.
Just play the intro. No, you look at us and you say
Kevin and Bean's successful at everything they do, but
sometimes some of us need a little help.

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And this time it's Lisa's turn. You know, we kind of are a team
here at the Kevin and Bean Show,and when somebody picks on one
of our members, they're picking on all of us.
Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, we pull together.
We pull together. That's what I'm saying.
Lisa May is under fire. Lisa, you're having big trouble
with the folks that you work for, right?
People realize this. We should mention that Lisa,

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although she appears every day on our show, technically doesn't
work for K Rock. She works for the covenant
employees or the people who do the traffic, the traffic
company, right? And what kind of grief are they
giving you? Well, remember the Amco
commercials? A AA AA BB.
MCO those guys, yeah. I don't beep very good
apparently and the beep beep people came to Metro Traffic and

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said she reads these spots crappy and we want our money
back and they got to give them the money back because I don't
do the beep beep you. Screw up a beep.
Beep, You said, you said. Beep, I said.
How does everybody else do the beep beep?
Because you. Could do that right?
Give. Me a beep, beep and I'll play it
and yeah, that's all I wanted. Give me the beep, beep.
So why do you have it? So why don't I have it?

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Because he's beep. So they came to your company and
they said we want. We want the money back because I
read the Spot a bunch of times and they said she didn't do it
good. Oh, that's so slow and.
So now they won't even give me aspot with a beep beep.
Oh, you see, you can't be trusted with the beep Yes, now I
want to know how Amco pulls out yet McDonald's let you get away
with traffic's brought to you byMcDonald's smile because when

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you read that one I'm like or. Your mattress is free.
Yeah, at the bottom of that it says make have fun with free,
but I work. With you know why?
Because they want you to go. Your mattress is free.
That's what they want. But see, but they don't
understand as I work with you. And if I do that, I'm so dead I
can't, I can't do it. And now they want you to say
anything. They want me to say I'm supposed

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to sound like that. You.
Did Twitter get the door there? Because we have Clive in.
We have Clive Ballentine from the Royal Academy of Dramatic
Arts. Like.
Oh my God, I guess you're doing.Are you serious?
Good morning, Clive. Good morning.
How are you? I guess you're doing it at what,
an Off Broadway play here? I'm performing Off Broadway in a
in a show here in New York called A Fistful of Allen.
That's off, off, off Broadway. Looking at the plays and I

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didn't. Feel full of Allen.
Yes, just opened from overseas, overseas from London, from the
West End, and we're hoping for agreat deal of success here in
New York. And you actually you teach at
the Royal Academy of Dramatic. Arts.
I do. I am an instructor there as well
as I've also taught here in New York at the New School.
Fantastic. Stanislavski, The method as well
as other forms of technique. Well, you may be overqualified

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for what we need help with. I don't know if you could hear
out out of the adjacent room to our seat.
And it was, it was, it was abysmal.
It was atrocious. I have no idea how this how this
woman's ever got in a position to perform in front of any sort
of audience whatsoever. You mean Emco was right that she
did read? Tragically, tragically right.
Yes. Now, now, Clive, you don't know
this about Lisa, but I mean, she's a stage actress, too.
She just finished doing a play for a couple.

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Months. The heck you say?
No. Who would have possibly hired
this woman? Well, I don't think she had to
be Amy. She didn't have to beep beep on
stage, though. She was actually doing real
dialogue. It was.
Some sort of outpatient program then perhaps?
But Clyde, let me ask you this question.
Isn't it kind of a more ironic thing for a person to have to
say AA beep beep MCO and make itsing?
Let me tell you, my bleach haired friend, was it Kevin?

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You're Kevin. Yes, there are no stupid roles,
only stupid actors. Wow are.
You calling me stupid? No, no.
But his question wasn't that sort of ridiculous to play that
sort of a role. But there are no small roles.
Every role is key. Every role is integral in the
telling of a given story, even if it is a Amco transmission
commercial. Right.
So if you're a good enough actoror actress, you ought to be able

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to pull off the diamond, no matter how bad it is.
Absolutely. In fact, it's more of a
challenge as an actor to to pulloff inane dialogue than it is
perhaps to read the classics. I could.
See that yesterday we have CliveBallentine from the Royal
Academy of Romantic Arts. Would you mind giving Lisa a tip
or two? Well, I'll do it, I can.
But obviously the problem with Lisa, Lisa May is that she is

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not in touch with the character.She has no relationship with the
character. If she is to play a car going
beep beep then she has to somehow relate to that
character. So but it is.
But it is. It is.
It is. It's a character.

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So what we need Lisa do is to pretend to actually be an
automobile. Lisa.
Can you envision that new car business of being an automobile?
All right, I'm which? Car specifically, would you?
Would you be Lisa? Guy would be a Mercedes.
Mercedes. Excellent.
What color are you? OK.
What color are you? I'm red.
Are you? I'm a red Mercedes.
You're convertible. You're speedy, you're fast,

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little Mercedes, aren't you? I'm.
I'm sleek. Sporty Are you dirty or are you
clean? What does that have to do with
the Clive details? Dirty.
That's. The.
Important stuff. He is dirtier.
Where is? Where are you dirtiest?
Under the hood tailpipe. Excellent.
Excellent. I don't.
Know I don't have a bidet, what can I do?

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You're a speedy red. Messages Convertible You have a
dirty tailpipe. Now you're acting intersection
and a large. A large truck is in front of you
and the light has turned green and you want to proceed across
the intersection, but the large truck in front of you will not
move. And you'll, you're going more
and more impatient. You're a speedy car.
You're, you're born to drive fast.
You want to get out on the lanesand, and let your Pistons run

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wild. Beep at that truck, Lisa.
Oh God. What are you, a semi?
You're a. Mercedes convertible, for God's
sakes. You're not a you're not a
Canadian goose. I can't.
Go. Go anywhere.

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OK. OK, wait.
Let me do it again. Try it again.
I do it again. OK.
I'm sleek, I'm fast, but my tailpipe is dirty.
Dirty tail pipe you dirty, dirtycar you.
Dirty. Car, you're there at the
intersection, you see, you see the.
Dirty part again. I like that.
You're at you're at the light. It's red.
There's a large a dump truck full of garbage and feces in
front of you and you're it's wafting.

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You can smell it. You're desperate to get away
from this truck and the light turns green and yet he will not
progress through the intersection.
And so in fury, you lay on your horn and you go beep, beep.
Wow. Perhaps, perhaps I'm Co is
right. Well.
How would you do it? Is a tough, you got to admit,
Clive, I don't know if you've ever had to pull off a beep

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beep, but that's that's. Tough I have.
You know I played a Volkswagen Beetle on Broadway.
Is that right? Oh really?
Well, Herbie the Love Bug rides again.
Where it? Was the musical and also I was
in the road company of a Hugo named Steve All.
Right. Well, I missed it.
You've spent a couple of minutesnow with Lisa.
Do you think you think there's any hope or should we just give

(17:59):
up on it? I.
Could go home and practice. There's always, there's always
hope. I believe Lisa, just the sheer
desire that she has to perform in front of an audience will
give her the energy and the commitment to continue to try to
work her craft. But as of right now, I would I
would leave Amco commercials to someone else.
Hey, look, they, they, they still keep giving Keanu Reeves
movies, You know? I mean, there's hope for
everybody who tries to act, right?

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Keanu does a bitching horn if. He does.
He's never heard him. It's excellent, All right.
Other words, better than Clive Valentine, Royal Academy of
Durantic Arts. Thanks for stopping by our
studios here in New York this morning.
We appreciate it. If we have time, we're going to
stop by and see the Fistful of Alan too, by the way.
I wish you would, it's an excellent show, but wear a
raincoat if you're in the front row.

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Lisa May is totally funny. I don't know what she's
thinking. Yeah, that's hilarious.
Right. I'm boycotting AMCO.
How dare they say that about Lisa.
Yeah. Right, screw them.
Eleven years ago. OK, next one.
Everyone here at the Kevin and Bean Show would like to give our

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our most heartfelt apologies to harveylevinoftmz.com.
We, we can't control them all the time, Harvey.
So we know it made you uncomfortable and, and we, we
were uncomfortable. What?
What are we talking about? I just want to republicanic
stand out with and say sorry buddy and we hope this will
negatively affect our working. We've got a great relationship
with Harvey. Until you sexually assaulted him

(19:24):
yesterday. Yeah, he didn't.
Do nothing. It wasn't ideal.
That's what you're saying. Went off the reservation
yesterday in our conversation with Harvey.
That stunned everyone, really, who works on the show.
We couldn't understand why you were going here, what was
happening and what's going on inyour pants.
That could be. Very.
Deeply sorry. Yeah, we are.
So we're saying. We're sorry.
Very sorry, normal friendly conversation.

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Sorry, Harvey, We're sorry. I don't know what you mean.
Harvey, We were talking to Harvey Levin, and inexplicably
you started to inquire about thesex life, about the young people
who work in his. The young, attractive people who
work in his office. It was just.
You you have some. Attractive men and men in there.
In the office. Very attractive young people

(20:08):
there in your in your studio, Harvey, when I watch your show
and then we're all looking at you and saying where is this
going and why is he talking about this?
You've seen the TV show? Yeah, we all have.
Yes, He's got a bunch of people who work in the office together.
It's attractive people, young people, and some attractive
people, young, attractive people.

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Sometimes the talk gets a little, you know, a little
little spicy on the show. And I just thought, wow, I bet
that there's some hookups going on there.
And I just wonder what that's like for Harvey to, you know,
work in that environment, if that's a problem that he has to
deal with as the managing editorof The Newsroom.
Creepy alert. Creepy alert.
Creepy alert. Creepy alert.
Why do you got to go creepy? I wasn't why you?
Gotta. Wear creepy man.

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There was nothing creepy, but I was just asking as a guy who's
running a business, is that something that he encounters a
lot? Is it a problem when you have a
bunch of 25 year olds working for you in?
The news? Even your position as a
businessman. Harvey Levin How do you feel
about sex in the workplace? You're like young, attractive
people. Who's who's zooming who, Harvey?
That's what you were getting at.Which one's it banging?

(21:11):
Who's making what? Like somebody having sex right
now. Weird and creepy and everyone
was uncomfortable. What's your evidence that it was
in fact creepy and weird? Take A.
Listen, shall we go back to the?Tape.
This is from yesterday talking to Harvey Levin from TMZ.
I know what I wanted to ask you.I was watching your TV show over
the weekend. You have a lot of young
attractive people who talk sexy talk during the show.

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Young, attractive people who talk sexy talk, they talk sexy.
Now what does they talk sexy talk mean?
Yeah. What's going on?
What is that exactly? I'll tell you exactly what it
means. There's a lot of times they'll
do stories where they, you know,like the, the, the post that
they put up on the site of paparazzi photos of, you know,
people in bikinis and things like that.
And they have conversations about them, you know?
So do we. We talk about sex stuff in the

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in the news, especially with celebrities all the time.
Are you wondering who Kevin's boning when he goes home?
This, but this is a bunch of people in The Newsroom who are
all, you know, young people havethese kind of attractive
everything together and like that.
I feel like there must be some sexual chemistry happening
between some of those people. That's all I know.
What I wanted to ask you. I was watching your TV show over

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the weekend. We heard you have a lot of young
attractive people who talk sexy talk during the show.
You have a lot of hookups in theoffice, Harvey.
Who's who's hooking up, Harvey? Can you point at the people who
are boning? Now Harvey takes a beat because
he's trying to figure out where this is.
Going He thinks he's to talk about things that matter.
And then he says. Well, they they don't tell me.

(22:36):
In the office, Yeah. Hey, Harvey, just wanted you to
know we just. I just nailed her out there at
lunch. No, I don't mean literally in
the office. I mean among your employees, do
you have. Is there a lot of dating going
on and are you kind of, are you kind of like?
Dad, OK, yeah, there's some justbecause they hang out with each
other all the time. By the way, this conversation
right now is Harvey going, let'stalk about anything else,

(22:57):
anything else, anything. Else uncomfortable right yeah
okay they hang out so what's next what's in the news so but.
Wait a minute. Let me, let me just back up.
So you're saying that you weren't asking if there was sex
in the office, you were asking if they were hooking up outside
the office? In their own private lives.
Yeah, it was weird that you thought that it had anything to
do with in the actual team. Well, that's the only thing that

(23:18):
makes sense because. I'm assuming people are having
sex in their private lives, but just just.
I was asking if his employee if he has a rampant hookups going
on with all of his people in theoffice.
I just wondered if that makes itdifficult to run a business when
that's happening. Couldn't you ask that because of

(23:38):
any workplace anytime? Yeah, yes, except the only.
One would make it difficult to run a business if they were nude
boning on the desk while they were shooting TMZ.
That's why I thought he was talking about at work.
How? Difficult can it be when people
have do not know how sex works. People meet and they go out for
drinks after work and they go home and they have sex.
Doesn't stop them from doing their jobs.

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And they're not going to tell Harvey.
I don't think Harvey was the least bit uncomfortable with
this question, by the way. Well, we don't go to you for
that judgement. How about just flummoxed?
They're perplexed at best. It just seems like it's like a
random creepy conversation to get into.
Right, There's, there's definitely some.
Yeah, well, you're. There's a difference between
relationships and hookups. That's true.

(24:22):
That's the next thing. You just prefer not to know your
dad and you just want to look the other way, right?
No, no, no, I when when I have Ihave never checked Instagram.
Yeah, yeah. So that was the extent of it.
It was about a a 25 second conversation.
You would. Heart your dad you're like the
daddy and they're they're all the young attractive children.
Are you young attractive children having sex daddy?

(24:44):
Where are they having a sister it?
Was sort of like that. It wasn't.
It was sort. Of like I was the daddy of these
young attractive children. It was sort of like their sexy
talk and you shave down there. It wasn't like that at all.
Wrong with you. I'm sorry I did that.
You're what? I'm embarrassed that I did
right. I did a bad thing.
You're the only guy watching TMZwondering who the staff members

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are are building up. Other in their private life,
like outside of the office, nobody.
Else is thinking that watching TMZ.
Do you watch the NFL and say those are young, attractive,
strapping, young athletes? I wonder who they're having sexy
talk with on the sidelines. Who?
They're those cheerleaders. I like to stay current.
You guys know that I don't do? Guys, but if you want to, you

(25:27):
can do me. We're just saying maybe keep it
to yourself. Stop being creepy.
Stop being creepy. Stop being creepy guy.
See. See Signor.
See. See Pointy.
Here's a clip for you, Christopher.
I like to stay current. That definitely works.

(25:49):
Yeah, so. I was thinking what's funnier,
the fact that he did that at allor that afterwards when they
bring it up he's like, it's fine, what are you guys talking
about? All right, I guess it's my turn
now. Oh.
Bean, I totally forgot to tell you there are no rules.

(26:09):
Calm your tits, do whatever you want to do.
Nailed it, forget it. And.
When you want her to promote your podcast, we got it.
Hello do happy goodbye to the blue janky.
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(26:56):
Report and a Bad Week for the 80s.
We lost yesterday. Bad week for the 80s.
Boy, they sure come. I know it's an old cliche to say
it comes in threes or whatever, but this is more than three.
This is like a spate of deaths. Laughing at what are you
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Because it comes for us all. Death's going to kick your ass,
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(27:16):
I'm not going anywhere anymore. My father used to say I'm going
to be the last guy to turn out the lights at the party when
everyone else is gone. See, I want to go home early.
I know you do. Well, that's that's you at
everyone. Duck out of this early.
That's Eddie at every party. He doesn't even want to go to
the party in the 1st place. I can avoid that.
That'd be great. So he had lots of death this
week. I don't even, I can't even count

(27:39):
them all. You know, we're getting into
Ozzy Osbourne, but there's Malcolm, Jamal Warner, Chuck
Mangione, just like Eddie. I'm waiting to leave the party
early myself. Let's go over to Ralph.
Ralph did Willie Nelson's socialtonic.
It's essentially ATHCCBD, XYZ, all kinds of it.

(28:03):
There was just a litany of alphabet in his drink.
I drink it and stuff, I guess. Yeah, he, he drank it.
He has a he, he did it for lunchand Monday at the beginning of
the show. And, well, this is kind of how
the show started turning turningout.
So we sat her down and I went back to the future, and she

(28:27):
loved it. And it was ironic because I'm
sitting there with Jen and I didthe math in my head and I said,
you know, all those archaic things.
Uh oh. I did 3 already, Right.
Yeah. OK.
Are you going for four? I can turn that up.
No, I'm not going for four. The archaic stuff in the 50s
that we looked and said, oh, my God, that's just ancient

(28:48):
history. That was 30 years in the past
when the movie took place. When we watched it, Olivia was
watching things from the 80s, 40years in the past.
Crazy. So I realized what the 80s
looked like to her is what the 50s looked like to me.
Yeah, in that in that nuts. It's it's beyond comprehension,

(29:09):
certainly in this condition, because I have no idea how long
it took me to tell that school. But I'm not going to freak out.
Don't freak out. Is the time starting to drift on
you this time? Drift.
Very much so. Very much so.
All right. This is maybe the longest or
shortest. You're.
You're right on time. Holly, What's the name of your
Hollywood Babylon? There's a whole studio audience
here watching I've ever, ever recorded, so we'll see.

(29:33):
So anyway, Back to Future saw ifyou loved it, two and three
coming up. It was such a good episode.
It was, he just started driftingslower and slower the whole
episode. It's amazing.
It took 40 years just for that intro about what happened.
And that was in the middle of another story.

(29:54):
It was just a little tangent. Yeah.
He told the story about showing Olivia the Back to the Future.
All right, I I wanna play a little bit more of the after
effects of Lily's social tonic. Let's.
Break down what happened with the with the social tonic.
Yeah. First of all, it is not

(30:16):
replacing booze like they promised.
Oh, forget about drink. This is the brand new drinking.
No hangovers, no problems. Yeah, until you RIP a hole in
the time space continuum and tryto find your way back to your
own universe. As I come back to the right one.
I think I did. Who knows?

(30:38):
I was tripping through the multiverse.
Wow. I, I was trying to edit the show
that again, I had no context in whether it was taking me a
minute to put these things into a file folder or whether I had
been there for an hour. I had no concept of time.
I couldn't get a hold of what was going on.

(31:01):
So you're like a dog at that point.
You have no concept of time, youknow, Open a file to get
something and then forget what I'd opened the file for.
It became like a stereotype. I could not imagine editing this
podcast in that condition or anypodcast or anything in this that
condition. It's hard to get.

(31:24):
Used to it. He did go into how Kevin and who
else was he works with somebody else that smokes like in the
morning. He just couldn't imagine how
they get on with their day. Yeah, yeah, their days have to
be like 6 weeks long. All right, Lastly, Brady Bunch
talk. Lindsay, you're a big fan of the

(31:46):
Brady Bunch, right? Of.
Course. You do you remember Ralph was on
the Brady Bunch? Actually, he he did a stage
performance. Here's a little bit of that I.
Think I'll go for a walk outsidenow.
The summer sun's calling my name.
I hear you. Now I just talent so good.
What talent did you sing that inthe show?
We would do an episode word for word from the scripts of the

(32:09):
original scripts for the series.And then at the end, because
it's only half an hour, so you're filling a full night of
theatre, right? So the first part of the show
was always a game show that was sort of like a parody of popular
game shows of the 1970s. And there'd be a short
intermission. Then we would do a full Brady
Bunch episode. And then we'd come out and do a

(32:30):
medley of all the greatest Bradyhits, including Sunshine Day and
Moving On and Time to Change. And All the Greatest Time to
Change do all the big Brady hits.
And the nice thing about singingBrady songs and trying to
emulate the Bradys is if you couldn't sing very well, you
sounded just like the Bradys because they are not

(32:52):
particularly good. So this was when he was in
Chicago. He did the stage performances of
the Brady Bunch. He talked about it on Kevin and
Bean a lot. I I remember he played Peter
Brady. I think that was.
Yeah, we played nice. Nice.
All right, let's go over to Kevin in the afternoons.
It's the simple things in life. If you get joy out of that,

(33:15):
you're winning. And here's Kevin getting some
joy out of some simple things. There was a chase over the
weekend that I loved. I think it was on Friday and it
may be my favorite in a while. A while he had slow speed chase.
At some point they deployed spike strips flattening all four
tires, but the driver just kept on going.
Kept on going with all flat tires, only driving on rims.

(33:37):
Traveling about 5 miles an hour.He managed to run red light.
Didn't he technically walk red lights and drive into oncoming
traffic up on the sidewalks? He was even seen yelling at
other drivers. This is the first time I've ever
seen this where somebody's beingchased by the police and is
rolling down his window and yelling at other drivers to get

(33:58):
out of the way. The LAPD apparently used a PIT
maneuver to end the chase. They, I don't know how you do a
PIT maneuver that slowly. If he was going 5 miles an hour,
doesn't the PIT maneuver need a little bit of speed to kind of
spin out the car? Odd.
About an hour and a half after the entire ordeal began.
He was arrested after an hour and a half.

(34:18):
So a job well done, I think. I could find joy in something
like Kevin finds joy in car chases.
Oh yeah. Everyone finds joy in car
chases. But he gets really giddy with
it. He's just excited.
I'd like a podcast where he justreviews car chases.
He's just there on a YouTube channel commenting on these car

(34:40):
chases going by. I think it would bring us all
joy. Well, wasn't he the one that
wanted ATV show on the car chases?
The aftermath where people afterthey're out of jail, what were
they thinking and all that kind of stuff.
Right. Brilliant idea.
Make it happen, Kevin. Oh yes, All right, let's go over
to the 3/4 podcast. Edwin got a call, bro.

(35:03):
What? One more time what?
I can't shorten these podcasts. No.
I say a cup of tea all the time and it's no one blinks an eye.
Because they say cup of tea, they don't say the 3/4 podcast.
Come on man. As they say 3/4 they say it all
the time. Play some respect on their name.

(35:26):
Put some respect on it. All right, let's go over to the
3/4 Human Podcast with Kevin Marcy and Sluggo and Corny Edwin
got a call on the show. We have another phone call.
Hey, 3/4 humans. This is Edwin from La Mirada.
I have a question for Corny Cornelius.

(35:46):
Can you do impression? You have all the power of the
Internet at your command. Like, can you do an Arnold
Schwarzenegger impression? Love you meana bye.
Oh, wait. That's not you guys.
Bye. Well.
I can certainly give it a shot. Here we go.
I'll be back. How's that for a little Arnold
impression? It's terrible it.

(36:07):
Was it was it was an attempt? It was just you saying I'll be
back. Why can't you sound like him?
You know what he sounds like? A slight accent.
Try a longer phrase with that accent.
Corny. All right, all right, let.
Me, let me try a little harder. Get to the choppa.
There we go a little. More.
That was good, that was good. It's not Tatuma.

(36:31):
That was pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that the first time he's actually done an impression?
I think he did one really, really early and then he said he
couldn't or wasn't allowed to orsome weird shit.
But yeah, I don't know. Well done.
Yeah, he the first time he triedto do an impression, he said he
couldn't, that it was like some weird thing protecting them from

(36:52):
doing it. But I'm glad he got his Arnold
in Ralph. You're being replaced.
Continuing with the 3/4 Human podcast with Kevin, Marcy,
Sluggo, and Corny, they had a question, a philosophical
question about AI and its feelings.
I wonder if there's going to be a time, like in a Robert

(37:13):
Heinlein novel, when in fact a program feels that stuff,
actually feels that. Stuff.
Did you guys hear about that study that it's, it was done
somewhere? I'll have to find it somewhere
here in the Bay Area. They studied AI, they found that
even knowing right from wrong, it would go to great lengths.

(37:38):
If you tried to shut this down, it would go great lengths to to
kill you. It would do whatever it has to
do. Oh my gosh.
To preserve itself, right? Yes.
Yeah. So was that initially at some
point back in the day built intothe programming or is it
something that it's just picked up on on its own or is it
something totally? I think the point of it was

(38:01):
it's. It picked up on that on its own
because it had has the parameters right, So.
I don't know. It's crazy.
Well, I mean, it's in it. We're in it now.
I mean, you know, there's no. We are now.
There's no going back. Yeah, I just want to always keep
an eye on it. I want to have it really close
by, you know, so I can be like. I want the computers to remember
that we did a podcast with Cornelius early on and so the

(38:25):
very nice and very nice and loveyou.
Yes Kevin, you are very nice to corny all the time dive into.
That and see what Hello. Shut up, shut up, you stop
talking. I'm sure our robot overlords
will remember that day. Remember.

(38:45):
How nice. Kevin's the first one to go.
Let me hear that stuff. All right, let's go over to a
cup of tea and a chat with Ali and Bean.
Bean is gonna have some guests. A couple of hours after we
finished taping this show, who'sgoing to be knocking on my front
door? But your friend Cat Corbett and
your friend Marcy Weiser are coming over for tea this

(39:07):
afternoon. Lovely.
I love that. Of course, you don't have to be.
There for you. Tomorrow we've got a thing that
I can't talk about because it's a surprise and somebody involved
may be listening, but that's tomorrow night.
So we've got plans tomorrow night and then somebody
listening and then Sun, Yeah. Is it a tea bagger?

(39:27):
I think one of the people involved might be a listener,
yes, might be a tea bagger and I, and it's a surprise so I
can't give any details away and then so that's Friday and
Saturday and then Sun yay, Gia DeSantis is coming over for tea.
Why do you ever request videos, Gia?
Everybody's in town for Oasis. That's why everybody's here yes
Now I love Gia. I haven't seen her in a number

(39:48):
of years, of course, but that's too much entertaining.
That's too many things in a row.Nobody should have plans Friday,
Saturday and Sunday. You.
Are over scheduled. I am.
Thank you. That's what I'm saying.
I am jealous. That's a fantastic weekend.
It is. We do have the quitters never
give up microphones there when Kat and Marcy showed up.

(40:13):
Hi, it's. Kat I love monkeys.
Love monkeys. Pretty good, pretty good time.
Thought there was going to be a door slam at the end though.
This homeless poopy hair slam. I didn't have that much time for
production. I wanted to put the doorbell in.
But anyhow, Ozzy Osbourne Bean was reminded of a memory of Ozzy

(40:36):
Osbourne. And I am so far removed now from
my K rock days, those memories don't even pop up anymore.
I'm not going to play why he showed up, I'll just play this
part here. So we laugh because we're the
chuckleheads, right? So we play that and it's funny
and we think, well, that's the end of that until we get we get

(40:57):
buzzed from the receptionist whosays Ozzy Osbourne is on the
phone for your producer. And I think Lightning was our
yes, Lightning was our producer at the time.
Ozzy Osbourne is on the phone. He's calling in after the show,
right? And Lightning picks up the
phone. Hi, Ozzy.
Because he has a really high voice.
Hi, Ozzy, how you doing? It's me, Lightning.
I'm the producer of the cabinet beat show.

(41:18):
It's really nice. And Oz and I don't do
impressions and Ozzy let's like an F bomb tirade like you'd have
to hear to believe as well he should because we insulted his
daughter, right? And at one point, Ali, I swear
to God, you can check with the other guys who were in the room.
He said. I am coming down there with a
baseball bat and I'm going to bash your effing head in, Ozzy

(41:42):
Osbourne threatening to come down to my.
Favorite Aussie story? Favorite Aussie story?
I wish he did. A little back story on that,
they wrote a song about Ozzy's daughter when they had the
Osbourne's TV show, and even Alisays she listened and she

(42:02):
laughed. So take it as it is.
I have the song here. I'll play it.
Oh, no, I think Lindsay's going to kill me.
I'm just going to skip that. But yeah, that's a great memory.
I mean, Ozzy stuck up for his kids.
That's awesome. Just an awesome guy, right?
The odd thing was is when I was little, the school that I went

(42:23):
to, Catholic school, you might know this Lindsay was terrified
of Ozzy Osbourne. Ozzy Osbourne was, you had an
Ozzy shirt, they would flip out on you.
And now he's got like the biggest concert that's that's
given to charity and he just went out in a way that's so
amazing with the the farewell concert.
Did you guys catch that at all? I thought.

(42:43):
I thought I got a. Tiny bit of it because they were
showing it on YouTube. It was, it was a good show.
Yeah. I mean, it was like a living
wake. Everybody got to say bye to him.
You know, It's awesome. Yeah.
Yeah. All right.
This is the end of the podcast roundup.
Ralph, any comments? Don't go changing to try and

(43:07):
please me. You never let me down before.
Whoa. Thanks, Ralph.
All right. Wrapping up the week that was
2014, let's go over to Edwin. Press the button, my friend.
Send me back into time. Edwin, our listener.
Edwin, he's a funny man. Edwin's funny pretty much every
time. Funny,

(43:38):
funny man. Hi, you're pretty.
Oh geez. Wow, that's just what you just
went by. I went.
South SO. Fast.
Welcome everybody. I'm doing the week that was July
21 to 25, 2014. Let's start out with the Monday

(44:00):
open bench. About so
easy. Don't leave a name.
And message, I'll get back to you.

(44:20):
If you don't mind, I will begin at the beginning.
It's a new day. Let's get going. 123456 Pick a
number in your mind. Don't tell me.
But I said don't tell. Me.

(44:40):
You have a #4 in your mind, OK, You have a number 2 in mind, I.
OK, don't. Tell me.
OK, OK. Come on, Sam.
The shows sucking so far and theway we go.
Yeah, you know what? I appreciate you trying to teach
me, man, but I mean, I don't, I don't twit, you know, face page.

(45:03):
I don't. I don't, yeah, I don't stream
unless I'm being right now. I did it for the bitches.
Our feature presentation. Morning, everybody.
It's the brand new Kevin and Bean show.
It's Monday, the 21st of July. Hi, Lisa.
Hi Bean, how are you? Don't ever, ever go away again.
Missed you. It's no fun.
It's no fun when Lisa Bean's gone.
I'm sure you had fun a little. I mean, just barely, yeah.

(45:29):
I could not agree more. It is no fun when Lisa Mae is
gone. So she's back.
You heard that clip from the Rockford Files, Lindsay, I don't
even, I'm not even going to ask you.
James Garner from the Rockford Files passed away, so Ralph did
a nice little tribute to him. Tragic news over the weekend for
big time fans like myself of actor James Garner * Chorus of

(45:53):
The Rockford Files, One of the most popular TV shows on
television in the 70s and 80s. Also Maverick back in the 60s, a
movie star in his own right withthe notebook that she he was in
and Murphy's romance. And Victor Victoria, one of
those guys who was never a huge star, but always sort of a

(46:15):
presence in our lives. He was always on television, in
the movies, always turned in a great performance.
And by all accounts, just a terrific guy, too.
He marched for civil rights in the 60s, fought for actors
rights in the 70s and 80s, took on major corporations like
Universal Studios and sued them when they owed him money and won
those cases. He was a stand up guy and they

(46:36):
two time awarded the Purple Heart for his service in the
Korean War as well. How about that?
Yeah, an all around good guy andgreat actor and passed away this
weekend in his home in Los Angeles at the age of 86.
I could see Lindsay there. She likes that song.
It is a bop. It was a hit on radio.
Even though it was ATV theme. There's a moment, mark that one,

(46:58):
and I'm not going to argue aboutit.
TV theme. So James Garner will be missed.
And we're glad to have Lisa back.
Speaking of Lisa, her doctor's back, Doctor Aristotle.
Freedom with a interesting cure for what ails you.
What if I were to tell you they found something that scientists
have found, something that will reduce the risk of cancer,

(47:20):
stroke, heart attack and dementia?
That would be amazing. I would say it's amazing.
And it sounds like it's a, it's a miracle drug.
I think you're well on your way to a Nobel Peace Prize if this
works out. What if I were to tell you that
the answer is smelling farts? Then I would move next to Jimmy
Kimmel. Wouldn't that be awesome?
They're you live forever, Lisa. There have been people through

(47:42):
that come in and out of our lives that we would definitely
want to stay closer to Jimmy's one Matt Money Smith is 1 a
psycho. Mike is 1 Corolla.
I think Corolla. He likes to be in fart.
So wait, hold on a second. I want to make sure it sounds
absurd. So you're saying the benefit is
is in smelling farts is in somebody else's farts, not
farting doesn't help you fight those things off right.

(48:03):
Smelling somebody else's farts does.
That's correct, yes. What's going on?
Well, I don't know, but that's why we that's why we have Doctor
Aristotle. Freedom that we always get to,
but freedom is back on the line.I have some information on this
Doctor. Your doctor, Right?
Yeah. Hey, good morning, man.
Hi, Doctor Freedom. Hey Lisa May, how you doing?
Great. How was your vacation?

(48:24):
It was good. I didn't stay on my cloud diet
very well. Lisa.
That's tough when you're traveling, but.
Come on man, she can get back toit though now.
I'm back to it now. But think about how leaky her
gut must. I know.
Yeah, you're not. Kidding.
I don't know if she I would confess this to you, doctor, but
Lisa told us that she went to a place in Florida that only
serves desserts. And you had what there, Lisa?

(48:46):
It's called Better than Sex and I had this.
Grilled. Cheese chocolate thing with
cinnamon and it was amazing. It was it better than sex?
Yeah, yeah. How's that sound to you, Doctor?
Freedom. It makes me a little nauseous.
Yeah, that's not, that's not. Sprouts, you'll feel better.
Oh, I'm having my breakfast sprouts right now, man.

(49:08):
Oh, good. Well, listen.
What about this story? I, I, I sense that.
Not that I don't trust Kevin's reading abilities, but I sense
that he must have gotten it wrong.
The headline he gave us was thatsmelling farts can reduce the
risk of cancer. That can't be so.
Oh absolutely man, Farts are a powerful weapon for good man.
Well, they're a powerful weapon for sure.

(49:28):
How do they, how do they help? How do they help with cancer and
stroke and heart attack? It's all about the hydrogen
sulfide, dude. OK.
That's one of the gases that gets produced by the bacterias.
It breaks down food in your gut.Except for leases, man, because
now her gut's all leaky. She'll get back to chocolate,
grilled cheese, Cinnabon. But when you smell in you take

(49:53):
in the hydrogen sulfide man. It helps to preserve the
mitochondria in your cells. And that prohibits your cells or
makes it less likely that your cells will then turn cancerous.
Yeah, it keeps them healthy, manhelps them regenerate, helps
them protect themselves against disease.
It's really a powerful, powerfulgas and it's terrific, man.

(50:16):
Helps a lot. That's shocking.
This is shocking medical news. Whoa, What happened there,
Doctor? Doing a little anti cancer work.
Oh God, we're not. Going to have to do that
already. Protecting myself from stroke
and heart attack and dementia with a little little morning
medicine. OK, I don't know that we need

(50:37):
this. Yeah, you do need to be trying
to tell you, man, especially youbeing with all your problems
man. I don't know what you're talking
about. You're a mess medically dude,
everyone knows. You've never treated me, Doctor.
You have no idea. You don't have to man.
You're like legendary in the medical community.
Is that right? I didn't realize that.

(50:57):
People write papers about being and stuff.
Wow, the world's most accident prone guy.
How dare. You guy was like missing kidneys
and stuff. Writing well, I.
Don't think he's missing him as much as he's donating 1.
No, man, OK, If he had just meltsome farts, he would have been
donating a much healthier kidney, you know that.
Yeah, it's not. It's not for me.

(51:18):
I'm going to go ahead and pass on this treatment if you don't
mind. Doctor, I love you guys.
You've been so good doing everything.
I'm going to come by the studio and give you guys some free
medical help, OK? OK, OK, we're going to actually
pass Dr. Oh, geez, I feel, I feel the nostrils moving now.

(51:44):
I don't like that I'm starting freedom.
I'm starting to feel healthier. Yeah, I feel the opposite.
Feel good, Doctor. Come on.
Seriously. Standing up Do.
You feel the nostrils moving nowI do.

(52:09):
All right, that's what you want,right?
Yeah, you want to feel your nostrils moving?
Keep. Doing what you're doing, you
too. That's for you, Christopher.
That's a poop. I see Lindsay laughing there.
She acts like she doesn't like it.
I was laughing. Farts are funny.
OK, let's do some comedy improv live on the radio.

(52:33):
And Brian Wilson's working on a new solo album.
Oh good, that should be good music.
The former Beach Boy said he waswriting songs for a new Beach
Boys album. When The Beach Boys said we
don't really want to do anythingwith you anymore.
So he scrapped all those songs and started to write fresh.
He's got a new album full of songs.
He's invited Lana Del Rey, KaceyMusgraves and Zooey Deschanel to

(52:55):
sing on the songs. Frank Ocean, the rapper, does
vocals for another song. Fun front man Nate Ruse sings on
one of the tracks. And so there's a ton of guest
stars on this album. It'll be out in the fall.
You can hear new Brian Wilson music.
I am excited for that album. I am looking forward to it.
Brian, do you have any thoughts about it?
I'm excited for making new musicbecause it was a good meal that

(53:23):
was provided in the recording studio and everybody got a
burrito. I like it.
And Marley Matlin, are you goingto be listening to the new Brian
Wilson album? I am very happy.
And Kevin, how about you? I like the music and it it
probably becomes loud music so Iwill enjoy it and listen.

(53:47):
I was all stupid absurd ridiculous dumb.
We are mixed nuts. Thank you.
Get your waitresses. Yeah, see, that's how you should
do it. Lindsay tries to throw me some
improv and I always blow it. So that's how it should go.
I'm trying to learn. Somehow I think there's not

(54:09):
going to be a week that was in this episode.
Yeah, Lindsay's going to cut it all.
OK, she might like this. Here's mugs.
He was doing personal appearances, giving away tickets
and bumper stickers and stuff, so they started making him earn
his keep. So they asked him first to wrap
his promo. Let's let beer mug tell us where

(54:34):
he's going to be because I I have challenged him to freestyle
rap the announcement for his appearance today yes all right
we've decided that beer mug in order to get his plug in for his
appearance for his K rock brand new K rock sticker hit that he
needs to freestyle rap the information that's.
An excellent idea. Because I wasn't going to allow
him to do it during my Showbiz Btime.

(54:55):
Wow. OK, this might be bad.
You might be. Join me today from 1:00 to 3:00
at the Hot Topic Northridge is where I'll be.
Show up, say hi. If you want some.
Stuff. That's all I got.
Oh, come on. Way to go.

(55:16):
Mugs ended with a bang, man. So that's rap.
Next time, he decided to try opera.
Speaking of mugs, mugs, where are you going to be today?
Well, are you going to sing it or are you going to rap it?
Which one is well, he? Can't he can't rap we found that
out last week all right but we want to try to make this
somewhat entertaining so the mugjust saying I'm going to be near
the food court like he does every time we talk about him

(55:38):
going to a mall right at a hot topic store so we're going to
have him try to sing it as an opera singer this.
Time as an opera, yeah. So should I do Tedder or
baritone? Ralph, what do you think you're?
Just going to get punched. OK, here we go, 168 Los Cerritos
Center. Our topic is where I'll be if

(56:01):
you want tickets to Black Keys Arcade Fire 311 in LA Galaxy.
Better than I thought, actually.Better than the wrapping, that's
for sure. Very.
Red in the face and I thought hewas going to.
Die. He is about to die.
Well, that's. What we're trying least we're
trying to find some way to make them blow out an aneurysm and

(56:23):
just. Key a little Cerrito setter Hot
Topic location from 1:00 until 3:00 this afternoon.
Look for beer mug and the K Rockvan there with all those tickets
to give away. Don't forget, go to krock.com
for details and how you can win a 2014 Dodge Challenger, a trip
to see The Black Keys anywhere in North America and a $500 Hot
Topic gift card. Stickers available at all
Southern California Hot Topic location.
All such a beans. Should have had to sing that

(56:43):
part. Yeah.
As opera. Yeah.
Bean, Can you sing opera? I cannot.
All right. I also let that clip run long so
I can hear a classic promo from Bean.
I wish I would have went to that.
I could have won a Dodge Charger.
Mugs also did reggae and countryfor his promos that week, but
I'm not going to subject it to those.

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So people often ask me, why is Kevin in two radio halls of
fame? Well, here's why.
He just moved into a Beverly Hills condo and according to
TMZ.com, cops were called to hiscondo over the past weekend.
Just this past weekend for noisecomplaints blasting music from

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the roof of the condo. Neighbors called cops 6 times.
Wow. In one given weekend, patrol
cars showed up each time there was a complaint and Justin
agreed to turn down the music each time and then they would
let they left and then they would get turned back on again.
Sadly, he was not given any sortof ticket.
How do they not get frustrated with him the sixth time they're

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out there? I have got I.
Mean then you start charging foryour time, don't you?
I would think so. I don't know.
Ralph, where are the answers? I don't.
I'm not. I'm not with the Beverly Hills
PD anymore. When did that break up?
Well, I came out from Detroit, remember, for I was in Detroit
then I worked with, I was a Beverly Hills Cop for a while.
I worked with those two guys. I put that banana in the guy's

(58:05):
tailpipe. I remember that.
Sure. And then after that I.
I may have been 48. Hours sort of retired.
That may have been, what was it?The whole bit was he was a
Beverly Hills Cop, right, Kevin?Yeah, that came to me right
after I said it and all fell to the floor.

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Go back to it. Oh my goodness.
It was Trading Places, right? Lord, you didn't use the words
Beverly Hills End cop. You are ready.
You should say those words. You are spectacular.
Truly. God bless you, Kevin, you.

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Just made my I'm going to be. Able to get through the distance
to you I'm not going I'm not going nothing else today's
celebrity birthdays all these people were born today on July
the. 20th Beer Mug is laughing at you right now.
Kevin, you understand what's happening?
Well, that's dessert. Unfortunately, that's dessert.
Game show host Alice Trebek is 74 years old today.
As you just heard moments with. OK, so that was part of the

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showbiz. This is the next segment that
came up, and Kevin's still on a roll.
For me, Kevin, if I didn't, if Iwasn't here, we wouldn't have
moments with because that's my Iown that Bean owns.
Thanks for that tweet. Bean though, he really has a a
grip on this on this feature. That tweet bean.
Yeah, these are real tweets. It's a death grip.

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By the way, death grip. Yeah, these are real tweets that
have happened from Bean's account.
We make poor Chip go through them.
And then Chip enjoys it, by the way, enjoys following me on
Twitter, as many people do, right?
And you should at Clyde Tumbaughif you want to, if you want to
enjoy the daily dose of of hilarity.
He does of Twitter syphilis let that bean sends out to people.

(01:00:01):
Let's see if it's the daily doseof hilarity, all right?
OK, I'm standing behind that. Sure.
I would do anything for love, but I won't do fat.
Oh, that's just. Me.
You. Come.
On F you so much, you guys get it?
Yeah, we do. Unfortunately, we do.

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That's a meatloaf song from when1993.
About that, yeah, I think so. But I won't do love, right?
That's that's the lyric. No, I won't do that.
I won't do that. Rhymes with that and it's 48
hours. That's that tweet, Dame.
Love you Kevin. That's so good.

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That's why it's fun to listen tothe old shows.
These things just happen and they're still funny.
It is. There's so much good content.
It's it's insane. I'm not even going to ask if
Lindsay's seeing this show. I'm just going to tell you the
name of the show, 70s Show Manimal.
What do you think? It's not 70s.
It's not 70s. OK, 80s. 80s.

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Still no. Just guess what would a show
called Manimal be about? Half man, half animal.
That's pretty close. I don't know why, but it came up
twice that week. Here's Jack Black talking about
it. Tenacious D.
Oh, the real Tenacious D, right?Jack Black.
Those Tenacious D cosplayers we saw earlier at the con?
Kyle Gas sitting with us here atthe Hard Rock Hotel Comic Con.

(01:01:28):
Why did one of you guys bring upManimal?
Why did that? Why was that the off air
conversation we were just having?
I don't know what brought it up,but I just saw in the newspaper
that Manimal was a new movie that.
Oh. Because he reminds me of Adam
McKay. OK, All right.
Yeah. Bean reminds me of Adam McKay,
which. Is bizarre beyond words.
Because Adam McKay is super talented and yeah and nice.

(01:01:49):
Wow. Enjoys people.
They have a similar quality. Nope.
And that got me thinking about Adam Mckay's new movie he's
doing with Will Ferrell and Manimal.
And it's just one of those announcements where I'm just so
jealous because I'm like, Manimal, why didn't I?
Think of it now, Manimal. Guys, I brought the intro.
You did. You did.
With the manimal you. Carry around the Manimal.

(01:02:09):
Yeah, it inspires me. That's a strange.
I don't know if we can get around, but I got it in like a
tape recorder. Yeah, sure.
Let's hear. Hold that up to the microphone.
Let's hear a little bit of the manimal theme here.
Doctor Jonathan Chase, wealthy, young, handsome man with the
brightest of futures. Man with the.
Darkest of pasts from Africa's deepest recesses to the rarefied

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peaks of Tibet, it goes into to his father's legacy and the
world's darkest mystery. All right, can you stop it right
there for a second? How dare.
You you don't interrupt animals.Is this ATV intro or are we
listening to an audio book? If somebody read I Told you,
it's the longest intro I've everseen.
You guys I can rewind? Now Manimal, we're going to hear
more of it, but Manimal sounds like something that they just

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invented for the sci-fi Channel.That is like Sharknado, but this
is from the 80s, right? Yeah, I don't know that much
about it. I just read about it this
morning and I'm already sick of talking about how awesome Will
Ferrell is. But let me just say this Drunk
History is a show. Have you seen this show Drunk
History? Yes, the way Bean, who never
drinks, has offered to do Drunk History.

(01:03:18):
I have. I'll do it.
Yeah. Why are you?
Just like a beer and 1/2. Are you guys to talk about the
Declaration of Independence? Yes, I'm on a Drunk History, but
I just wanted to mention that they're going to be at Festival
Supreme. Live you never.
Thought that the Drunk History could be done live.
It's going to be done live. Oh I like that because this is

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there might be puke. This is like Dylan going
electric. This is drunk, Drunk History
Live. It's unheard of.
It's going to be on stage. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Now I feel bad about cutting offManimal from.
My blood. Let's hear a little more manimal
that Kyle brought with him. He must have faith.
I mean, this is not the end, this is the beginning.

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What's happening? Jonathan Chase, master of the
Secrets that Divide man from animal, animal from man animal.
So he was a detective that couldbecome an animal, not that many
animals. So I think it was like a bird.

(01:04:27):
And what? Was it?
It was, no, you know, it was a Panther, it was a hawk, and it
was a snake. So.
I mean that show was on for like3 episodes but when I was a kid
that was the best show ever. Yeah, it makes the list of the
worst TV shows ever, which makesit something I'd want to watch
it. Brings me great joy.
It was awesome. I have to find that.

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I don't think I watched it when it was on, but it sounds like I
have to revisit it. It was one of those shows where
it would take about 3 to 5 minutes for him to transform
into whatever animal it was really, with really poor
effects. But as a 8 year old kid, it was
awesome. Was it a, was it a precursor to

(01:05:10):
Sharknado and Lavalangela and that kind of stuff?
No, I just think it was just the80s.
It was just cocaine. And what if this dude turned
into a bear? Awesome.
All right, let's go. I think they got the name first,
Manimal and that guy. We got to build a show around
the name. Yeah, he would.
He would change into the animal and then spy cuz he was a

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detective. So like he would turn into the
bird and then he would go, he'd go right like to where they are,
you know, and he would. Solve the case?
Can't wait for Christopher's newpodcast about an animal.
Right episode. Did they ever make the movie?
Christopher, do you know? No, they never made the movie
out, and now that Adam McKay andWill Ferrell are fighting, it'll
never happen. Oh man, it's bullshit.

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Will has to do it. All right.
Next up, moving on July 24th wasthis person's birthday.
Who's got 2 thumbs tonight? A birthday on July 24th of me.
Let's see who I share it with. CF astrology has any truth to it
at all? Today's celebrity birthdays.
Jennifer Lopez is 45 years old today.
Laura Layton is 46, Anna Paquins32.

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Rose Byrne is 35. Gallagher, Remember the guy used
to hit the watermelons with a sledgehammer?
Sure, he's 68 years old today. 68.
Yeah, Summer Glow is 33. Elizabeth Moss from Mad Men is
32. The original Wonder Woman, Linda
Carter, 63 years old today. She still looks great, by the
way. You know, with all those
birthdays, it's funny that I gotJennifer Lopez in there because

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that was that was a stacked listof.
Birthdays seemed like more than usual.
There were a lot of birthdays, alot of people born today, a lot
of celebrities, and I wasn't sure if I was going to be able
to fit her into that list. Or not.
But it turns out when it comes to Jennifer Lopez, right, Almost
on any list, yes, I think you sort of have to go out of your
way. And however.
There's always room for Jlo. OH.

(01:07:04):
Stop. Thank you.
So much. All of these stop Yes, the.
Studio audience is applauding that.
Please. They love to hear a little Jlo
they. Get a rare.
There's always a room for Jlo inperson though.
They just see that magic work realm on the side.
The live Jlo. Did you say she was 48?
45 years. Old she looks good.
Spectacular 45, Yeah. That's my input.
That's all I got. All right.
Thanks for that, Kevin. I'm Ralph Garvin.

(01:07:26):
I walk to Showbiz Beach. So most of those people not like
Edwin Gallagher, a lot like Edwin.
I mean, I think a sledgehammer hammer to the timing on this
show like I just did. Now go ahead, Christopher.
I was just commenting, do you have a brother that did your own
show? Did the same show you did?
No, that we're different in thatone.

(01:07:46):
I could ask my brother to do my pools someday though, see if
that happens. I don't think Lindsay
understands that story. Lindsay, do you get that story?
I don't want to know. Let's move on.
But it's an interesting story. I'll tell it swiftly.
Gallagher was a comic. He gave his act to his brother
to do, and so he also called himself Gallagher and did the

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actual. There you go, that's easy.
Is he a twin or they just look alike?
They just look alike. Yeah.
And then he fought over the name.
There was a legal battle for it.Got it.
All right. And then move it on.
Ugger died one of them. Move it on.
One of them, OK, let's let's land this boat.
You heard the crowd clapping because Kevin and Beam were at
Comic Con in 2014, so they had people come in and watch the

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show. So here's the end of the show
and Bean doing a classic Bean one.
O. 6.7 K Rock is KROQ. It is the Kevin Demitio live in
San Diego for the Comic Con. Thank you people.
Wow, quite a crowd. I.
Honestly, I assumed they would all leave when Daniel Radcliffe
left. I almost left when Daniel

(01:08:50):
Radcliffe left. I thought that was going to be
the case. By the way, before we get into
the final showbiz beat of the show here and of the week in San
Diego for Comic Con, Hi, you're pretty.
Oh Gee, wow, that's. Just what you just went by.
I went South. So fast, yes, but you don't say
say that. You know you didn't.
Creepy weird bastard. You said you're pretty.

(01:09:11):
Did I say that out loud? Yes.
I didn't realize that. Hi.
You're pretty Creepy alert, Creepy alert.
Creepy alert. Creepy alert.
So they got a live Jlo, they gota live creepy alert.
The people were very lucky at Comic Con last year, that year.
And that is about it for the week that was.

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And beer mug. What did you think of the week
that was? As a big fan of the show I got
to tell you makes me very manic depressive and brings out my
bipolar syndrome. I'm sorry about that.
We try to entertain, but if that's how you feel, that's it.
Back to you, Steve. Which show was that?
He, he, he. That he was talking about.

(01:09:54):
Yeah. Oh, it was at the Television
Critics Award. Oh, shoot, I can't remember what
it was now. Oh, it was the guy from The
Wire. I think he was talking.
About Oh yeah. And then he talked.
No, the Wire. He told him he never saw the
show. He's like, I got the box, I got
the box set for Christmas and then I haven't opened it yet.

(01:10:14):
Yeah, he was good that week. Judge Judy, say goodbye.
Goodbye. Hi, everybody.
The miracle of dawn. Peaceful.
Serene. But the new light.
Brings with it the now familiar question.
Hey, is it still 199? Yes, Denny's original Grand Slam
is still just one 99.9. Are you out of your mind?
Crazy. Two eggs, 2 hot cakes, 2 bacon

(01:10:37):
strips, 2 sausage links. Just 199 Denny's Grand Slam from
5:00 AM till 10 at night Monday through Friday.
Just one 99199 Are you out of your mind?
And next week will Denny's GrandSlam still be 199?
Only if the sun comes up. Thanks for listening to Quitters
Never give up. Find us on all the socials and
all the places. This is the outro for everyone

(01:10:59):
who complaints about not having outros on these clips.
That's that's the secret secret to the success of that show.
Well. Said bye bye.