Episode 201 - A Tad-Gent

In this supersized episode, Jodi and Big Tad join us to chat about the birthday party meetup, meowing Jaws, New Zealand girls, a swingers party, messages, and in your cups!?

Episode Transcript

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Stay on target, stay on. Target I love it clip.
OK, all right, let's. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's the big fat guy? Wasn't that the big fat guy on
Star Wars? No.
No, that was. That wasn't.
No, that's from Star Wars. The Star Wars.
Yeah, it's Star Wars, but wasn'tit the big guy that?

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I thought it was the other guy, the red, because he's.
Red. Oh, you're right. 11 Porkins.
Porkins and yeah, it was Red onethat was telling him that.
Yeah, I remember it now, yeah. One of them.
Already off track? Why are we so lame?

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How did that not occur to us? Let's do it.
The first one I don't like. You use all three choices for
her. Bubble, bubble, brown sugar.
Bubble with a happy beat. Bubble, bubble brown sugar is a
stimulating Harlem treat. Yeah.

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You fucking cut. That I cut it and I it was the.
Dick, get those? People back beans on Dick Dick
Dick Dick the king of poop. Oh yeah.
Fuck, are we running out of stories?
Anyways guys, the whole moral ofthe story is I was on.
Quitters never give up. Got things for all of quitters.

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Never give up. Check off Christopher.
Check off Jen Pascorini. Check off Lindsey, Paul, the
great Ed Wynn, ladies and gentlemen.
I love him so much because I said quitters never give up.
And he said that's all they do. Can I give you a counterpoint to
that? No.
Hola party people, it is quitters never give up.
Episode 200 and one 201. Awesome.

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Wow, yes, we have a lot to talk about about the last couple
weeks. But before we stay, before we do
that, let's say hello to all thequitters goes on 1st.
I'm just saying you've tried it many times.
Nothing happened. Ed gets involved, boom.
God bless Ed, God bless Ed. I got I got nothing but love for
Ed. What's up Edwin, How you doing?

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Good day, mage. Thank you, Ben.
He he blesses me all the time. He's like your Pope, your
personal Lord, and let's go. Who's next?
Who's next? Nothing against anybody, but
when I met Jennifer, I saw how beautiful every single day is.
And I went, Oh my God, I'm not letting her get away.

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And, you know, she's 20 years younger, too, so that that was
really true. I'm good.
What's up party people? And then who's else is here with
us? Your hair gets into a candle.
That's on you, Jodi. That's not the responsibility of
the bar to walk around carrying your hair.

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Hi, Jodi. Hi.
Let's go ahead. Oh, and I'm Christopher.
What a fascinating guy. Hit it, Steve, the undisputed
USA middle weight champion of the world police.

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Chris, welcome back to the Kevinof Beach Show, my friend, How
are you? A little bit of a longer clip
than I thought it was, but. I like it.
There you go and and of course we have a special guest today,
the one and only Big Tad. Because no matter what's going
on in your life, you can always say, well, at least I'm not big
Tad doing so. God, I love being how you guys

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doing the Jed I I wanted to talkabout Jed Fish real quick.
The real quick story, I had sex at his house.
It was like for a webcast like, you know, back in the day, like
how Lightning talked about how they webcast his wedding.
Well, they wanted to do tad secondtime.com and Jed was like,

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you guys can come over to my house.
And yeah, we went over there anda girl came over and we slipped
under the covers and we videotaped them on the webcast.
Wow. K rock back then was nuts.
Oh, yeah, it was, it was a beautiful thing.

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And then Kevin, not remembering that I was an intern at first,
never mentioned that I was an intern.
I was very, I was, I was very upset with that.
Well, it's Kevin. Kevin said the largest planet on
in the solar system was the sun.So.
I mean, that was, that was beautiful.

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That was beautiful. And then you guys were talking
about Rick DS stories. I went to a, a movie premiere
and I saw Rick DS and some, well, actually one of my, one of
my buddies was with me. He goes, oh, hey, there's Rick
DS over there. And I'm like, Oh my God, I took

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the I took the cover off my microphone that said K Rock and
I went over and I talked to him.Now, stupid me, at the time, I
couldn't think of a different name.
So I said, hey, Rick, I'm Rick from, from, from, from, from
Fullerton College. And I'm doing, I'm, you know,
I'm just writing a story about radio.

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And I went and I went into the details and then I started going
with names of radio disc jockeys.
I didn't start with Kevin Mcbeanfirst.
I went Mark O'Brien, Howard Stern.
And then I went Kevin and Bean and yeah, he, he said the same
thing that he said to Kevin, youknow, oh, those guys, you know,
they're funny, they're making fun of me.

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And you know, if they're, if that's the way they want to do
radio, blah, blah, blah. And we played that on the air.
And yeah, KISS FM wasn't very happy.
So that's all I got right now with everything that I I listen
to. I'm going to go back and listen
to more later, but yeah, so hi guys.

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Well, yeah, it has been a crazy week for all of us quitters.
We had episode 200 with Bean. Some of us were at Tiffany's.
What is it? Welcome home party or what is
it? House warming party house and
Eddie Pence was there. Then we had the Dodger game
where a few of us went and we saw Watani hit his thousandth

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home run or thousandth hit and home run.
And then we had the party on 8/9, which was pretty damn epic.
All right, so talk about the party.
We got Jodi here and Jodi was one of the organizers for the
party, actually the organizer for the party.
How did it all start, Jodi? Back in May, I got a message

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from Nancy's husband saying, hey, I know you've been doing a
lot of the quitters and cup of tea and chat, movie nights and
everything, gatherings and can you throw together a birthday
party? A surprise birthday party for
Nancy gave them four different options.
He said the backyard option was the best.

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I hooked him up with Omar and things just skyrocketed from
there. Yeah, and Big Tad was there with
us. Lightning was there.
Omar was there. Chip was there.
Santa Monica, the sand was there.
Bean was there I. Forget stocktail.
The stocktail was there. Actually, Brother Mike said he

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committed to it and then something happened and he
couldn't make it. And then the week weekend before
we were at a party and Eddie Pence was there and he got all
excited. I'm there, I'm there.
And then his wife Tracy looks athim as a wife, looks like at her
husband and goes, no, we have like, you know, we have plans.

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It was like tickets to the Jurassic Park thing at Hollywood
Bowl. But though, like, he was all
excited. And then his face dropped like
yes wife, yes dear. That's why I'm not married.
But no, it's so, it's so exciting that you guys had a
reunion and everybody like Kevinand Bean employees were just so

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excited getting together again. Yeah, it was pretty amazing.
And and like Tad said, lightningtook over the mic and it was
like AI don't know, like one of those 90s, early 2000s.
We have a winter like gatheringsfor the for K rock. 00 and I got
a mention so I'm I'm sitting in the back of the the grill bar,

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whatever island and where peoplewalk in.
I was just sitting there by chance and Conrad comes up to me
with a brand new foil sweatshirtfrom the previous issue because
they he's he ordered a medium ora large, but they sent him a
small and he never sent it back.So he came up here with a brand

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new foil sweatshirt going, hey, do you want this?
Because I can't use it and I go,let's make this into a game.
So I went straight to Lightning and Omar said hey, we have this
prize come up with a game. Within 10 seconds they came up
with a game and that's where Steve, I hit it.
Steve started singing Beans a Dick and won the sweatshirt.

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That's fantastic. I'm, I'm getting a note here, we
have to mention that somebody named Lindsay, Lindsay was also
at the party, I don't think. The biggest star of them all?
Yeah, I didn't. I didn't know who Lindsay was
when I got there and I saw this drunk girl just having a good

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time dancing around she was having.
Fun. Yeah.
Oh no, no, I. Understand.
Yes, she was. Yes, she was.
And, and I was like, who is thatcrazy chick?
And nobody told me who she was until until after, you know,
after I came home and I saw Lindsay's face in one of the, in

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one of the in one of the groups.I'm like, oh, damn.
I didn't get to say hi to Lindsay.
Yeah, so. So if Lindsay was here, I would
say hi to her, but she didn't want to be apart.
She she's at a she's on a assignment at a volleyball game,
getting pictures for Edwin. Yeah, it's bikini volleyball.

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So I said yeah, take a lot of pictures, send them to me.
I'll I'll vet them for you. I also saw on the one of the
Facebook groups that they're want to do it again next year,
and so maybe we just make this afun annual thing and then I can
finally get my ass off the mountain.
Can I just tell you from, from, you know, a person that was on

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the show, we, I was flabbergasted when I, when I got
there and just all the love fromevery single one of you guys.
I mean, I was just in total shock.
I mean, coming up and saying hi,showing love, asking for photos,

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asking about stories, telling me, telling me about a, a, a
bunch of stuff that, you know, Idid and we did on the show and
it, and it made you guys, you know, laugh through the morning,
made it, you know, major mornings, you know, awesome.
And, you know, back in the day, I was like pissed off because of

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what I did, because it was, it was embarrassing.
But then after I got let go and I started thinking, thinking
about it, I was like, well, you know what?
If it was on the air and it madeyou guys laugh, then I was doing
my job and I was very happy about it.

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So thank, thank you to everybodythat was at the party that just
came up and just Uber amounts oflove.
I couldn't. I was just, yeah.
And it was. And it's been a long time since
I've been out in the boot. And so, yeah, that party was
really, really like from the heart.

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It was it was special for me. Oh, man, it was amazing.
Yeah. Thank you.
Thank you, Victor. Yeah, we've talked about this
before. The way the Kevin and Bean
audience is like a community is really great because we know we
were just listening to a morningshow that was funny, but it's
really giving everyone a connection.

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And every time I go to one of these things, it's great.
I love meeting the people talking.
I always have a good time. It's I think we just should give
some credit to Kevin and Bean because of what they did and
everyone we've talked to, they're like Evan and Bean were
great guys. That's why, you know, even when
they said something a little bitoff, they still loved them
because they're great guys. And I think that's why this has

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lasted. And they were all right.
No, it's a it's a community built on similar humor, similar
musical taste, and we all just have the same inside jokes.
It's just quite amazing, yes. I just started listening to

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being in Ally's podcast being being thankfully sends them to
me and I heard the 200th episodesounded great, by the way, and
and what being said about talking to me.
I was, I was like touch because I've never heard him say

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anything nice like that before to be about me.
So when he said, you know, he started talking to me, you know,
during Texas and he said it was real nice to catch up with me.
I was like, who is this guy? Where?
Where was this guy back in the day when I was getting fired?
And I was. Trying.
I was trying to get hired back. Kevin wanted it, but Ralph and

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Ralph and Bean said no way. Oh man, we we could go into the
Thaddeus years. Yeah.
The Thaddeus day, I think. You mean I think it was.
Yeah. It was just I I do have some
clips from the party because I recorded.
Let me see. Let me see.
OK. Here is Lightning talking to

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Sam. This is Santa Monica.
It wasn't 90s, this is 2000s, right?
2007, more or less. So they were getting made fun
of. They were making fun of a nice
pain exercise guy on YouTube. They.
Had a public access show. So the gang bangers from.
Santa Monica are calling but just yelling.
You know, shouting out Santa Monica and I'm sitting here in
traffic thinking you'd be fucking hilarious and idiot to

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them. That is like.
White on me. So this is your.
Version. A version of like Baba Booey,
right? They're Howard staring Baba
Booey. I don't.
Know what Baba Booey is? I don't.
Know what that is? Watch like CNN and someone is
like OK, fine. That's for smart people.
Do it anyways. This is not the Monica.
It's the same reaction 30 years later.

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I can't count. So just like Sam, I have no idea
who Baba Booey is. I had no clue.
He was on the Howard Stern Show.Wow, you didn't know that,
Christopher. No, I wasn't a radio guy.
Edwin and Jen are more LA radio than I am.
I really only listen to K Rock. Howard Stern seemed too abrasive

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to me. Like it just seemed he just
seemed too aggressive. And Kevin and Bean were the
right kind of inappropriate yet funny, yet not too old, I think.
The right kind of chuckleheads, yes.
Back, back when I was doing my celebrity interviews, it was, it
was kind of rough for me to do them because you had Stuttering

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John going to different things and asking stupid.
I had, I had dumb questions because I was new to the game
and I didn't know what the hell I was doing, but stutter and
John had a list of questions that they made-up for him and
you know, and it really made thecelebrities not want to talk to

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talk to radio people anymore. So when I had I had publicist
come through the line, they would look, we had our we had
our signs on on the on the ground saying who we were with
and they'd go OK with you, with you.
No, OK with you. I'm like, what did I do?

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I, I, I'm just a fat kid just trying to get a little interview
with with your person. Yeah.
Yeah, but wasn't that whole deala RIP off of you because you
guys did that years before Sterndid it?
Oh, no, no, no, no. Stuttering John was way.
No, no, no. Having a guy interview Hollywood
guys that, you know, really didn't have questions.
That was a Kevin and Beanbet I always thought.

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Well, Kevin and B did it first, and then they remember.
They told Keanu Reeves. Remember, they interviewed Keanu
Reeves. That was funny.
Like when did you start doing interviews?
What year do you remember? What year?
It was 95 and the first thing I ever did was the Block
Blockbuster Video Awards. Oh, was that the guy with the

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company? No, no, no, I, I had OK, First
off, I had no credentials to getinto this thing.
So I'm like, how am I supposed to get interviews?
So paparazzi guy told me that they all, like some of the
celebrities go down to this restaurant down the street.
So I went down there and the only one I remember is

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Jean-Claude Van Damme that I gotand he came out all drunk as
always. And he, he was talking about his
newborn son that he just, he, hejust had.
So I I so that's like the only interview I remember that I got
but. I got, I think Stern ripped that

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off from you guys. Having a guy on the red carpet
that's just kind of asking weirdquestions.
I think that was a RIP off of giving a bean all.
Right, we'll go with that. We'll.
Go with that, yeah. Yeah, I like that.
OK, who came up with them now? Now, the meow, didn't they say
they stole it from another radiostation?

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They did. And like Dave, the King of
Mexico would go and you have to figure out the song.
Yeah, I had meow the hits. Yeah.
Yeah. I wanna say they were in in
Atlantic City for something. And yeah, they were listening to
another radio station. They were doing that.
They Atlanta sitting. They got sent to cover the Super

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Bowl even though they were not allowed in.
Yeah, something like that. OK, Cover that, Jen.
Cover it. Come on.
Let's go. What do you want me to do?
Sing a song? Yes.
And meow a song. Let's see if we can figure it
out. OK, OK, let me think of a song

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really quick in my head. Well then, now we know the
answer. Yeah, right.
Do the Charles theme. Yeah, no explain.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, meow,

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meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,
Meow, meow, meow. Great, now I'm afraid of cats.
Now way to go. Dad.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's on the tip of my tongue.
Dang it. Thank you for the bell.
Thank you. For the bell, it's on the tip of
my tongue. So, Jen, what was it?

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The Jaws theme? Christopher said it.
Was was Jodi really? Was Jodi really trying to guess
what Jen was singing right? Now I think she was fiddling
with her camera and it and then must have didn't hear me.
I think we use the bollard. Good stuff on episode 200.

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We are messed up today. System of a down like disorder
disorder, disorder. Meow meow.
Meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow, meow meow,
meow, meow meow, meow, meow meow, meow, meow.

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I'm sorry. There's your, there's your
system of a down right there. Stay on target, stay on target.
Man. I know, but we're, we're, we're,
I'm getting the Lindsay's. I'm getting Lindsay's voice in
my head. Say you're.
The best of Lindsay. All right, all right, let's do

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the flashback with no introduction.
Hello and welcome to a very special.
Flashback. Because.
I'm going to introduce you now flashbacks.
And no flashbacks. Let's have a look at this.
Just play the intro. You know what occurred to us
last night, Kevin, that we've not caught up with our pal John
Madden since the NFL season began.

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So we asked Lightning to line him up for us.
And apparently we have a connection to the bus.
Apparently we're going to talk to Mr. Madden wiling his way
across the US Hwy. system on thebus right now.
Hey, John. Good morning.
Hey guys. How are you?
Very good. How are you I?
Mean it's one of those days where it's like, hey, it was
yesterday and now it's today andboom, I can't believe I made it.

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I don't know what that means, but we're glad to talk to you,
John. I know you love football and
it's your life and has been since you were a teenager, but
there has to come a time where you wake up and go.
I am still on the goddamn bus. Let me go home.
It was designed for me. And I mean, they got those power
flush toilets. I mean, everything.
Yeah. You know, sometimes you don't

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finish your dinner, so you got to flush them down.
But I think that, you know, that's what life is like for me.
And it's what it is, and it's what I've chosen to do.
And when you choose to do something.
Right. Do you bring your wife with you
on the road or do you just whorearound when you're out there
going from city to city? It is pretty much boring.

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OK, that's why that's what I thought.
Now do you drive your bus, you know, downtown and pick up
hookers or you go through the phone book?
Hey, you do a little wave, you know, you go down, you got the,
you know, you got the bus and you're like, hey, how's it
going? And she's like, hey, what a good
time. I'm like, yeah, you got you get
the game. And so you know, it's just, you
know, you don't know what is going to happen.

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You don't know what it is or what it what will happen.
If you think about it, it's justgood to be a part of it.
Sure, OK, sure. Yeah.
Now, last night you were callingthe the Giant.
The New York Giants were playinga a peewee team called the
Philadelphia Eagles. And there were 12 sacks against
Philadelphia in the game, which just has never happened and will
never happen and should never have happened.

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What? I mean, were you just laughing
up there in the booth? Yeah, I'm like, that's the kind
of thing you think. How many sad?
I mean, you get the 10 of the like there can't be any more
than boom, there's 11 and then boom there's 12.
I mean, at that point you're doing algebra.
It's like X + 1 equals the next number and the final number was
12. I think it isn't it just
addition, just 11 + 1? That's one way to go, I mean.

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I mean if you look at it the easy way, but if you look at it
the real way. I see I.
I think that, you know, you end up with a with a carton of eggs.
Sure. OK, so the Eagles surprising
many by not being the team that they were predicted to be in the
preseason. Who has?
Who else has surprised you this year, coach?
You know, I, I think that there's a, there's a lot of

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teams that are surprising, you know, you know, one team that
doesn't surprise me. You have any idea?
Green Bay Packers Green. Bay Packers.
Brett fires back and your defense is in trouble.
My Brett Barnes back. Now, do you think the Green Bay
Packers actually have a shot at winning a Super Bowl?

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I I already gave it to. Him, they can say.
Don't play the rest of the year you you just let Brett Favre
hold that Lombardi trophy up right now because bringing it
back to Green Bay. But that's part of it, as though
is getting through the rest of the games and still, you know,
being healthy enough to win. Yeah, well, I mean, then you
could be disappointed, but rightnow, if it was four games that

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you played and the third game was the last regular season, the
4th game was the Super. But it's not.
Well, yeah, but I mean that that's the thing.
It isn't. But if it was, that's what I'm
trying to get to right now. If it was.
Okay. You're killing me.
I'm trying to. I don't think you see my
analogy. I don't.
I'm not getting it. Yeah, it doesn't usually make

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sense and this is nothing new. OK, now, Brett Farm has never
looked happier than he has been this season.
Not just winning, but he's setting all these personal
records, most touchdowns ever. I mean, the guy is just having
the time of his life right now. And I I just want to know when
you and he are going to move to a state where gay marriage is
allowed. Yeah, that would be something
that would, that would be a broke Packer Mountain.

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You know I have the time of my life.
That's. The only verse I know in that.
One that's good. What about the I mean, look, you
can look at the Patriots go, OK,they're great.
We expect they'll be undefeated.The Colts, obviously Super Bowl
chess. What about the freaking Dallas
Cowboys? Where did they come out to be 4?
No. Well, you know, I you look at

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this team and you say, hey, these guys are pretty good.
And maybe, you know, a guy like Bill Parcells, maybe he's too
old school for this team. I mean, Tony Romo, you know, a
snap over his head yesterday, hegoes to get it, he runs around,
he fires it into, you know, to the receiver's hand.
I mean, that's what I mean, you know, that's what football is
and that's what that's what playing football.

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That's why it's the never figureleague.
And I don't know why I always say that.
I think it has to do with initials and matching up with
the NFL. But I think that because it's
National Football League, you know, you know, I just changed a
couple of the words. You know, they still use the
end, the F and the Li mean you could probably get in trouble if
you went with Ron and one of those.
But I think that as long as you're John, yeah.

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What are you talking about I. Have no idea.
Can you guys name that comedian?That was.
Caliendo. Yes.
Frank Kelly, Yeah. Frank Kelly.
Yeah. But like, how long?
How long ago was that? Because Brett Favre, Tony Romo.
That's gonna be like 2007, right?

(26:58):
Yep, exactly. Wow, because in 2008 or 9 Farve
went to The Jets, right? I.
Don't follow anybody but the Rams, so I have no idea.
Stay on target. Stay on target.
All right, next one and here we go.
Next one, Next one. Got some good news if you've got
a vacation coming up and you're looking to do some travelling?

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Yeah. Durex condoms did a survey about
how many partners women had around the world.
They surveyed 26,000 people in 26 countries.
Now the average, the global average was 7.3.
That's total sexual partners in in your whole life.
Yes, that's spring break for super whore.

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I mean come on 7.3. That seems awfully low for your
whole life, doesn't it? That was the global average.
You hit that by 16, right? My God, it's it's laughable.
Yeah, New Zealand women have an average of 20.4, 7.3 global
average, New Zealand 20.4. That is a shocking disparity.

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Yeah. We have any any idea where, how
does the United States rank? Do we have a readout or No, it
doesn't say that. It doesn't say how where the
United States is. They're also unusual because
it's the only country where women have more sexual partners
than men. No kidding.
Isn't that crazy? Kiwis, Kiwis, Kiwis, They did
more details were the youngest to lose their virginity and New

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Zealand was very close. Austrians were first at 17.3
years. And then there's Brazilian 17.4,
German 17.6, New Zealand or 17.8.
They're right in there. So they're right up there.
So the New Zealand chicks early and often is how they're doing.
That's yes, exactly. That's now let me ask you guys
this because I don't know very much about New Zealand.

(28:49):
It's, you know, like many people, it's one of those
countries on the the list of places I'd love to visit.
And now more than ever. Now this news from you, Kevin,
believe me, I'm I'm thinking of Christmas this year. close that
better than you. But is it possible that it's not
that they have more sex, it's just that they're more, they're
more honest about answering survey questions that other
women around the world who may not want to say, Oh yeah, I'm

(29:10):
into this. Could be that's why I was
guessing that the global averagewas so low because there are
probably places where they're taught, you know, whatever,
don't talk about it or whatever.So that throws off the curve.
So the global average is just above 7.
New Zealand women above 20 and New Zealand women are having
more sex than New Zealand. And here's the important thing,
New Zealand, New Zealanders lessabout 40% are happy with their

(29:34):
sex life. So they keep changing because
it's not satisfying, interesting, but less happy.
They're driven to drive this number up, people.
Fantastic. So let's call, let's call and
find out. We like to do this every once in
a while. You want to call a strip club or
a hotel? It's about 2:38 in the morning
there. Let's call.
Let's call the strip club. Let's start with them.

(29:55):
What do they call what they calla strip club in New Zealand?
Licks. Nice.
By the way, if you, if you are awoman from New Zealand, I'd like
to hear from you too. While we're dialing out, you
dial in 1-800-520-1067. Maybe you've got something to
say about this. This directs condom survey.
This is in Wellington. Licks strip bar.
All right, fantastic. I'm going to put that on my

(30:15):
list. By the way, places to visit when
I go down there. Hello.
Lux. Hi, this is Lick Strip Bar.
Hey, there is is Michelle there?Please?
I'll just pass you through to her.
Thank you. OK, well, she's not on the pole
currently. I don't want to talk to a guy,
not about this topic. Oh, she just she I just found

(30:37):
out she's got 1/2 an hour ago. She left 1/2 an hour.
I'm sorry. Is there anyone female there?
Sir, is there a is there a female there?
Any female. I know you can ring Andrew.
Anytime after 4:00 tomorrow afternoon, OK, I think.
You have to talk to. Us all right.
Let's ask you, we're calling from America.

(30:58):
And first of all, I understand it's the middle of the night
there. How are things going at Lyx
tonight? Sweet.
As what, 9799? The number is 476-9790.
If you. Yeah.
OK. Could could we talk to you for
just one minute, Sir? Pardon.
I said, can we talk to you for just one minute?

(31:18):
OK. Alright.
Thank. Thank you for your time.
See you later. No, that went well.
Come here, let's have a hotel. He.
Speaks English and we couldn't, we couldn't make this work.
We do better calling Japan and getting a guy with almost no
English skills. That doesn't prove it.
This isn't fair. That wasn't our fault, Ralph.
That that wasn't our fault, damnit.
That doesn't prove anything. No, it is your fault.

(31:39):
Making the every phone call thatis your fault.
Every God damn time there's a story in the news with some
foreign country doing something hilarious.
You get out the phone book and start randomly calling places in
that country and it and hilarityensues.
It always blows. You're you're just being
negative dude. No, I mean historical.

(32:03):
What I think is funny is that I couldn't agree with Ralph Moore,
yet still always vote to call and try it again because I
always feel like Lucy with the football.
This is going to be the time that that they're not going to
pull it out from undress busy. Signal twice.
See, no, we're going to say listen, listen, dials turning
all over Southern California, we're going to turn it around.
I wonder what big boys doing right now.
These efforts are making God damn international phone calls

(32:25):
again. But Ralph, how could you of all
people that be interested in 20 plus women per New Zealand
chicken? That's huge interested in that.
What I'm not interested in is your failed attempt to call
people in New Zealand. Hey, we got a guy in New
Zealand. That was mission accomplished.
Yeah. And that was scintillating
conversation. Hello.
For a hotel guest press 2. Right, let's press department.

(32:49):
Press 3. You got a member of the
management team, Just hit one. Press 7.
Do you want to talk about sluttygirls?
Press 7. These.
Instructions please press buttonor something right now kill you
to do this is going into preparation yesterday and line
somebody up that's all I'm saying for the restaurant.
Please hold while I transfer you.
There we go. This is going to be gold right

(33:10):
here, Ralph. And you're going to have to hear
your words. It's going to be you're going to
have to eat your words. The only gold will be the corn
in the poop. The only gold that will be seen.
We have Geneva from what, calling from Westwood, who was
born and raised in New Zealand. That's our back to start.
Let's not talk to her. She might actually have
something to say. Let's wait online for the
restaurant to pick up 3:00 in the morning.

(33:34):
Ralph. I don't think.
Yeah, never. You don't think that's the
problem? This bit, it's like, it's like,
it's an automatic reflex. You can't help yourself.
We like calling, speaking. Go, go, go, go.
Hey, Magic. Hey.
Hello. Yes.

(33:54):
He won't talk to a guy. That's part of the problem.
We had a guy on the phone at a strip club and he wouldn't talk
to him. You know how you, you get around
that, Lisa, right? You set up a girl to talk to.
We, we did talk to, we did set up a girl to talk to.
Uh huh. She wasn't there, but we said
when did she leave? Half an hour before you called
maybe. Well, during the setup
conversation you said maybe you should be yelling at people in

(34:15):
the office in there that gave usthat info.
You're going to be there. I miss calling foreign
countries. I, I wasn't, I wasn't there when
they it started getting worse. I, I think they started doing,
doing worse after 2000 when theytried to get phone calls 95 to
2000, they were all right. But after that.

(34:39):
Didn't the laws change in 2000 where it was became more and
more difficult for them to do that?
Yeah, 'cause I think, I, I thinkif, if I'm not mistaken, you
have to let the let the people know that they're on air before,
before you put them on air. Yeah, because if you, because if
you put them on air and they're like, no, they could sue.

(35:01):
Well, that I remember. I don't know if it was lightning
that brought it up or Kevin thatsaid that if you, if you call
within California or America, then that's then that would be
illegal. But if you call a foreign
country, it might not be. Well, I OK, I remember, I
remember because I used to work for Crank Acres and they had to

(35:26):
go to Vegas because there was no, there was no law out there.
So they can make phony phone calls up to Ying Yang and not
get in trouble with because theydidn't have to ask the person to
be, you know, can they go, can we put your voice on the air?
I think they they, well, they had to do it afterwards because,
you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but yeah, I know, I know

(35:51):
Vegas. I don't know if Still Vegas is
the only place in I know in in America, but that's where they
did it. So when I was in college many,
many years ago, I was told that for men what however many people
they say they've been with, you have to subtract 3, but women,

(36:12):
you have to add 3. So are they at 23 in New Zealand
or are they is is that's not a not a thing?
I don't care, I just want to go to New Zealand now.
Let's get a big tent. We'll send you to Licks.
There you go. You can see it Michelle's still

(36:32):
working there. I know, right?
Hey, Michelle, you dropped your boob.
That's how long it's been. Almost like a a side note of an
unlocked fear. You're talking, OK, the size of
New Zealand, it's the size of Southern California, right?
It's an entire country size of California or no Southern

(36:57):
California. Well, I have 4 cousins who live
there. And for you telling me they're
having at least 20 different partners?
Well, this is back in 20/14/2013. 2007. 2007.

(37:18):
Yeah. So November 1st, yeah.
Hey, Jody. After this I'm going to need
their numbers so I have a place to stay when I get out there.
Next, queer quitters never give up.
Meet up New Zealand. There we go.
Yay. Thank you for traumatizing me,

(37:38):
picturing my cousins, four of mycousins sleeping around town,
you know, with everybody. Thank you.
No, I thought you, I thought youwere going to say you got
traumatized with four of your cousins sleeping with Big Tab.
All right. Let's move on to the next

(38:00):
segment. OK.
Move on, move on, move on. I'm hearing Lindsay yell at me.
All right, it's time for the podcast roundup.
Let's do the podcast roundup. OK.
Party people in the house, you're about to witness
something you've never witnessedbefore you.
Get it when you want her to promote your podcast.

(38:24):
We got it. Say hello to Happy, goodbye to
the blue. Janky.
Podcast. What is up sugar tits Oh.
How dare you. But also thank you for noticing.

(38:45):
All right, podcast roundup. Let us start with Janky Town.
Janky town hasn't had an episodein quite a time.
Dave went up to Canada with Krista and well, he smuggled
contraband into the country. And he's asking people like,
dude, what's in your bag? What's in your bag?

(39:06):
What's in your bag? And this lady in front of me is
like, I have some meat snacks. And he's like, get out of here,
go to report it. And you have to go to customs
and all that. And she's like, oh shit.
So she didn't know that. And they were closed meat
snacks, but she had them so she had to go declare them.
And here I am going. I got nothing, blah blah blah.

(39:28):
And I walk in, walk past the security, get our bags, we're
in, our friend picks us up, we're in the car.
And that's when Krista goes, hey, can I have my apple?
This girl got an apple from the lounge, put it in my bag, and I
just walked into another countrywith it.

(39:52):
Now, technically that is smuggling agriculture into
another country. What?
What is she doing? What if I would have got caught?
What if the guy would have said,like, let me check your bag real
quick and I'll be like, yeah, sure, go for it.
Yeah, sure, it's just an apple, but it could also be like a
$350.00 fine. Why was she telling me that

(40:15):
there was an apple? I would have just tossed it and
said like, no, I'm not taking anapple.
And then? To make things worse.
She doesn't even eat the. Apple that The whole joke was
the whole weekend was that we smuggled in an apple.
I don't know why. Dave's talking about crimes he
committed on a podcast. I mean, the three of us could

(40:35):
report him and he could get, youknow, criminally prosecuted for
that. Got to call the Apple police.
You know, I found out, I found out about Dave's podcast on the
200th episode of you guys. Bean was talking about it.
So I confronted Dave and I'm going to be a guest on his show

(40:59):
here pretty soon. Nice.
Nice. Just how many people have you
confronted in the last couple weeks?
It's Ted's confrontation tour. Well, you know what?
Unfortunately, after, after the party, I found out I had COVID,

(41:19):
so I haven't been able to reallygo after anybody except for
Dave. I, I just, I sent him a message
today and I'm like, dude, what the hell?
He said dude, let's do it. So that's how our conversations
go, OK? So you got COVID?
Forward to it. You feeling OK?

(41:42):
Yeah, today is my last day of quarantine and then I get to I
get to go out tomorrow. But you know what I'm going to
tell you guys right now. What sucks about this place?
They think I'm a patient zero because I went to a party on
Saturday night and and you know,I keep looking at all the all

(42:03):
the groups to see if anybody hadCOVID and none, nobody has it so
they can kiss my ass. Just a.
Just another confrontation. There you go.
Another TAD frontation. Yeah.
Oh God. Cattitude.
Tad. Tad what?

(42:25):
TAD frontation. TAD frontation, OK, I think
we've. Created a monster, guys.
We got Ted out there. He's feeling good about himself.
No holds barred now. You guys, you guys got me pumped
up. I, I love, I mean, this is my
second time on your podcast and I, I just have fun doing this
stuff. You know, I'm trying to get my

(42:47):
own going, but Jen, you know, Jen yesterday talked to me about
some stuff and again, I appreciate it and I'm going to
take those ideas and I'm going to run with them.
Nice. So, so, so so blame Jen.
I'm sorry. So blame Jen.
That's all Jen's fault. Yeah.
All right, let's keep going withJanky Town.

(43:09):
Dave isn't quite the smuggler, but Krista is.
What do I see when we're out just kayaking in the middle of
of the the Bay, like in between the islands?
Krista is is is kayaking next tome and she pulls out of her life
vest. She goes, hey, do you want some?

(43:32):
This girl pulls out a whole ass bottle of Rose and we're just
out there in the in the ocean just drinking Rose in a kayak.
I was like, what's with you and smuggling things everywhere?
She was I. Don't know, it would.
I just felt like we needed Rose.That was awesome and the kayak

(43:56):
just pulls out of my vest and a big old bottle and rose.
Dave is a lucky, lucky man. Why hasn't he put a ring on that
yet? They've been together a long
time. I'll ask him that.
I'll ask him that question when I when I go on the show.
Yeah. How hipster is it of Dave to be
in a kayak drinking rose? Come on, Dave.

(44:17):
That's pretty hipster. All he needs is one of those
mustaches that twist Hey you. Got to be you got you got you
got, you got to be romantic. You know, sometimes and, and he
could be, he could be romantic. Well, Crystal was the one with
the Rose. Dave was it was just the lucky
1. All right, all right, let's go

(44:37):
over to Not Today, a Jen Sturger's Ambien story.
Anyways guys, the whole moral ofthe story is I was on Ambien and
I walked outside 'cause I smelled something burning.
I was on Ambien and I was on Xanax.
I was real. Doped up.
Wow, what a cocktail. Barefoot, in my pajamas, no bra.
Called 911 to let them know thatthe restaurant underneath my

(44:59):
apartment was on fire. And I said, wait, is this 'cause
I still had my 813 area code, I go, wait, is this Florida 911 or
New Jersey 911? And they were.
Like I dialed 831991. Ma'am, they're like it.
This is New Jersey 91. It triangulates to your

(45:19):
location. I was like, OK, good.
There's the fire. While all your roommates are
still in the building. Oh, yeah, Yeah.
But by this point, there's, like, commotion happening.
And, like, the fire trucks pull up relatively quickly, and my
roommate pokes his head out of the building.

(45:41):
And they were like, Jen, what are you doing outside?
I go, oh, the building's on fire.
You guys should come see this. You guys should come out.
This is bad. And they were just like Jesus.
Jen. Left us there to die.
Whenever they weren't great people, they weren't.
It wasn't. They weren't my friends.
You know what I mean? Damn, that was a story.

(46:01):
I don't even know if the building stayed, you know, burnt
down or they put it out or if itwas even a real fire.
But let's go over the Ralph report it, Ralph.
This week was the week of Steve,and it was Stephen Hawking.
And Ralph gave us a story about meeting the actual Stephen
Hawking. And one day I'm sitting at the
bar like I do nursing an adult beverage when in walks the table

(46:25):
live for about 6 or 7 people. Large group comes in and one of
them was his caretaker I believe.
I don't believe she was his wifeor girlfriend, but she was like
out of a 1940s comedy. Hot nurse like short skirts.

(46:47):
She had a little. Hat on.
It That's all she was missing. It was like a scene out of Benny
Hill. Blonde, bleached blonde cans for
days, just doting over Stephen Hawking.
I mean, she was comically attractive for the role that she
was playing in Stephen Hawking'slife.
And I was like, good for you, Steve.

(47:08):
Stevie, where'd it go? Steve O.
Well, we can't assume that's a caretaker.
Maybe she just dug him. Maybe.
Who wouldn't? A handsome man like Stephen
Hawking, right? But she was caretaking, she was
taking care of him, so I maybe she was just a an affectionate
lady friend. Maybe he liked to be surrounded
by beautiful. People, I believe he did because

(47:30):
in this particular case, she looked like she was hired for
more than just, you know, spongebath, more than just clearing
out the old tube. I could not imagine Stephen
Hawking just cruising around with models, but I suppose
that's the way he was. Yeah, I get he was married to
his one wife. I saw the whatever the movie

(47:51):
about him and he was married to his first wife, I think a really
long time and then eventually they divorced and then yeah, he
had a girlfriends after that. But this one, this is kind of
weird because he walks into a restaurant and he's got like,
hello nurse from the Animaniacs,like that one was for you at.
I love that one. Hello.

(48:11):
Oh, nurse. I'm actually looking up to
Stephen Hawkings now cuz he's hewas in a wheelchair now I'm in a
wheelchair now so I might be lucky now.
Yes, nice get you to New Zealand, get you a nurse.
OK, so we got Kevin in the afternoon.
He brought up the subject of noisy neighbors so.

(48:32):
This was probably three years ago and we live in a house and I
was actually going to have a party and we ended up hearing it
was probably 9:30 at night and agroup of us went outside.
We ended up hearing loud music and we thought it was another
party so we went over to them. Turns out it was not a normal

(48:55):
party, it was a swingers party that my older neighbors were
throwing. Interesting.
And so we. Just we didn't know.
We brought, we went to the store, we brought beer, we got
drinks, we brought everything. And we show up and the doors
already halfway cracked open andwe're like, what's up?
It's your neighbors and they're all fucking.

(49:15):
Oh my God, it. Was crazy.
I stayed, it was fun but. You stayed.
It was so fun. What?
It was amazing. The swingers party, that's the
move, huh? It was amazing.
I never thought I'd enjoy it, but I did.
How long did you stay at the swingers party?

(49:39):
Probably till 1:30 in the morning.
We I I was there all night. I love it. 9:00 home.
All right. We would ever attend one of
those parties and why? Big tan, I think Tan's been
there. I I wouldn't hear Edwin's
thoughts going scrolling throughhis mind right now.
Edwin I can read his eyes and his facial expression.

(50:00):
Edwin he saw the whole. You in my eyes.
I saw Edwin's mustache spin around like.
I haven't been to a swingers party and I won't go to one.
I'm OAP Edwin, that's not in thecards.
Go back to Christopher. He's he's more interesting.
Well, all I know is that Tad's going to try and get on the

(50:22):
Kevin show to get the number of that girl because that girl
sounded like a party. That girl's like I walked in and
they're having a swingers party and well, I stayed until 5:00 in
the morning, so. Right, She sounds awesome.
All right, Jen, tell us something.
Yeah, it wouldn't really be my thing.
I know. I mean, I think it's just
certain types of people like Ralph, obviously, he has talked

(50:43):
about it plenty when he was his swinging days and stuff like
that. And I guess for some people I've
just damn good and it's fine. I mean, I'd probably walk in and
hang out and stuff like that and.
But I wouldn't partake in anything.
Yeah, I mean if they have good drinks, I mean.
Yeah, I do have a swinger story,though not about me.

(51:03):
Supposedly, Adam West tells the story that him and the Riddler,
Frank Gorshin, were invited to aparty.
They didn't know it was a swingers party.
And they get there and they theysee what's going on and they
just start laughing. And so they got kicked out of
the swingers party. Yeah, they just stayed in the
Batman characters. Jody, what about you?

(51:24):
Oh, you know, John Schneider? John Schneider from Dukes of
Hazzard. Yes, he's well known in the
lifestyle community in Southern California.
Is he Bo or Luke Duke? Who's Bo?
Bo. OK.
The the blonde, I don't know. He was Superman's dad.

(51:48):
Carry on. He's still jumping in the window
of cars, just trying to get him just sliding across.
Truck. Truck.
Tad went through the truck, Yeah.
I oh wait, what? You went through the trunk.
No, it was Bean who went into the.
Trunk. The back truck.

(52:11):
The truck window. Yeah, Bean went through my my
truck window. He went through your back.
What let's. What did bean do to your
tailpipe? Wait, what?
He he put a banana in my tailpipe.
It's all coming out on this show.

(52:31):
OK. Lindsay.
Lindsay. Lindsay.
Where's Lindsay? OK, when the teacher's gone, we
go crazy. I need an adult.
Let's go over to 3/4 Human Podcast again, part of our weeks
of awesomeness for quitters. Never give up.
Jen and Edwin were on the show. Sounds like a plan.

(52:52):
Let's get this show on the road.Oh, thanks, Courtney.
It's episode 49 of 3/4 Human. We have some guests today.
This is Edwin and Jen who are joining us from the podcast
Quitters Never Give Up, which isa dumb name for a podcast right
out the gate. That's Lego.

(53:15):
It's actually based on somethingthat I said.
So I said quitters never give upand being shot back.
That's all they do. Yeah, it's true.
And now it's a podcast in the deep, dark future.
So you guys really focus on the Kevin and Bean show from back in
the day, right? Yes, we do.
So how many episodes have you guys done of quitters Never give
up now? One.

(53:39):
No, we're almost to 200. Wow, we're.
Almost to 200. Wasn't that our last episode,
198? I think so, but we listened to
everything in the Kevin and Being Creative universe.
So we listened to the Ralph report and we listened to a cup
of tea. We listened to Janky Town, you
guys. How do you have time to do all

(54:00):
of that? Do either of you have jobs?
Yeah, I, I think I'm the one that listens to all the podcasts
and then yeah. Yeah, I gave you credit, by the
way. Yeah, I said.
Yeah, Christopher does all. That, by the way, Jen, Jen and
Ed Edwin, you guys sounded really good on the show.
Thank you. That was a fun thing.
Yeah, well, Sluggo and Kevin arejust so good.

(54:22):
These guys are so good. Like if when we got being on,
you just ask a question and boom, they take over.
They answer, they make it professional.
So yeah, that was a fun podcast.That was.
It was interesting when Edwin and and Courtney got into a
shouting match. That's that's where.
I live. Yeah, I can't.
Edwin, what was the question youhad for for Courtney?

(54:45):
Oh, I asked him. Why won't he listen to our show
'cause they asked him to listen to our show like on four
straight episodes and he wouldn't do it.
That's right. And Jen said she's gonna send AI
breakdowns to them, and she did.I.
Think Lindsay did well that was my question to Kevin is that
corny is AI and so he can scan and read data, but and he can

(55:08):
hear it if it's in the microphone.
So what if we sent him our AI summaries and he can feed it to
him and see if he can understandit that way?
So we'll see what happens. Yeah, and then the most recent
episode, Courtney was acting kind of weird.
So I think they did feed it to him and we broke him.
We broke Courtney, Yeah. All right.

(55:29):
And also, Mike was on the show, but man, we ain't got time for
that. We gotta keep moving here.
We gotta. That was a great episode,
though. Yeah, Listen to that one, kid.
He's coming back, I think for another episode, right?
Yeah, they because Sluggo had toleave early.
Sluggo's now doing the afternoons at K Rock, and
apparently Nicole is kind of missing.

(55:51):
I don't know where Nicole will show up.
Oh, really? I did, yeah.
Yeah, I follow Nicole and every time I see her, her Instagram,
she's on a beach somewhere looking good.
So. All right, let's go over to a
cup of tea and a chat. Here is Bean talking about the,
well, the Nancy Surprise Party. And I want to thank Eliza, who

(56:16):
sent me this video. And this is this is very
touching. Ally, I'm going to play this for
you to know the kind of impact that the show that you and I
were on for so long has made with listeners of that program
years after we're off the air toknow, especially in this case,
me how well I am remembered. Beans on Dick.

(56:37):
Dick. Dick.
Beans on Dick. So they got got the chant going
nice, I assume. OK pizza Dick.
We all right pick it up, Steam. Now.
Oh, OK, they're joining in. I don't know that we need to
keep going with this, but I don't know if that's lightning
on the mic or whatever, but theyseem to very OK.
Yeah. Beads.

(56:59):
Well done. Beads a Dick we.
Got Oh my gosh. So I'm so happy that everybody
had such a great time. That's very cool, levable.
I love that. And I love that.
I guess it was originally going to be a surprise party.
For a teabagger. Yes, a teabagger, Nancy and
Nancy's husband, I believe is the one that was kind of setting

(57:21):
it up. And I mean, let's, let's just
put it out there. If you're going to throw a
party, get a hold of Jodi, causeJodi's going to take the reins,
right? Sounds like it sounds like she
did a lot of organizing on this,yeah.
And then another teabagger stepped up and was like, no,
let's have it at my house. And then, oh, let's make it a
Kevin and Bean reunion party andsee about getting all these
people. Like it just took off from

(57:43):
there. So my gosh, to these teabaggers
I was going to say take care of each other, but.
You know what I'm saying? I think some of that might be
going on too, by the way, what Ithink so.
But no, that was a great shout out to Jody.
Thank you. No, no, it's Nancy and I are
friends and Chris knows I throw these parties.

(58:04):
And yeah, it just, it was a great Kevin and Bean reunion.
And OK, Tad, OK, can I say, but Tad got wind that we were
inviting everybody under the sunwho used to work on Kevin and
Bean. And it got word back to me that
Tad felt offended that he was not invited.

(58:26):
And I, but I'm not friends with him on any social platform.
And so, yeah, I had to apologize.
And then I invited him and he showed up and everybody had a
great time. I saw the invite on one of the
social groups and I just put, I just put, that's all I put.

(58:50):
And then Jody got a hold of me. Well, if it's on the social
group, everybody's invited. So, yeah, yeah.
Well, I know, but I just wanted a special invite.
I wanted to be special. No, we've logged in there,
right? Like we don't want to show up if
we're not personally invited. So OK, OK, let me put this out

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there to all the quitters. If you know there's a, a
gathering, you don't have to be personally invited.
Just RSVP in us. There you go.
The first person I saw when I got there was Jody, yeah.
Yeah, in the driveway. In the driveway and it and you
asked me, you're like, do you know who I am?

(59:34):
And I'm like Tad. Well, I, I mean, I, I mean, when
I got there and we were talking,I'm like, hi, Tad.
Hi. And I, I felt stupid afterwards,
but you know. Did you think she was Lindsay?
Oh, was it? No, it wasn't Lindsay.

(59:55):
I know it wasn't Lindsay, but. That's so funny because he's
like, do you know who I am? I'm like, yeah, you're Tad.
But yet he assumed I'm Lindsay. Yeah.
Well, I get that, Ted, because it's been like about, you know,
it's been a few years since you were on the radio.
So I can imagine pulling up and wondering if anybody even

(01:00:18):
remembers you. And then you pull up and of
course everybody remembers you. Yeah, when when Jodi wanted to
make the announcement and then she told Lightning, and then
Lightning turned around and as you know, he had the mic and he
announced it and just the love again from everybody.

(01:00:39):
I was just like, oh, this is going to be a great party.
Yeah, and even Chip. You never met Chip.
I never met Chip either, but youguys bonded right away over the
whole experience. Yeah, we're going to.
I'm actually going to try to seeone of our hockey games whenever
she gets playing again. Oh, nice, let's continue with
them listing the people that were at the party.

(01:01:01):
Well, now we've already did that.
Let's move on. Save that for time.
Oh, I think he says something nice about Ted, so I'll play
that. I'll play that.
I heard from You probably did too.
So many teabaggers who got together at a crossover event
with the Quitters Never Give Up podcast where fans of both shows
got together in a subscriber of both shows.

(01:01:23):
Backyard Mike. And it looked like the pictures
that I was sent. Honestly it looked like 40
people there. OK, but can we discuss the
people we know that were? There well, I'm getting to that
right so they're all these listeners of these two shows who
show up and I know that that hasbecome dirigor I think is the
expression, especially with the tea bagging community people who

(01:01:45):
become friends IRL that have started out just being fans of
the show because they got that in common and they end up taking
it offline right yeah, I love that.
But this particular show, they we also invited a bunch of
people from Back in the Cabin and Bean days.
Yes, former producer Lightning was there.
Amazing. DJ Omar Khan was there on the
ones and twos, yeah. Our littlest fan Chip was there.

(01:02:08):
Our dear, dear friend Chip was there.
Yeah, big Tad. Big tad from.
Way back in the day in the 90s, making a rare outside
appearance, right? Yes, Kevin Stockdale was there.
Amazing. I mean, it was incredible and
everybody I heard from just had the best time.
And again, it was great meeting everybody in person.

(01:02:32):
I mean, meeting all you guys except for Jen.
Yeah. And Kevin.
I didn't even know what Kevin looked.
I didn't even know who he was. And then, you know, after after
I I left, I really didn't listento the show, but I did hear, you
know, Santa Monica. And as soon as I heard that, I

(01:02:53):
had to turn around and go, Who the hell is that guy?
Yeah, also Jose Dacio was there.He's the one that does the
rewind on YouTube. And then Greg was there.
He, him and Kevin were bonding over clips and a lot of audio
stuff. But let's move on because we
have also been on our show. Here is him talking about it on

(01:03:16):
the Cupertino chat show. Now we don't have time.
I wanted to play a clip from theQuitters Never Give Up podcast.
We have to because we want people to listen to it.
It's the weekend. Play it.
Yep. Do I give away 90 seconds of
real estate here to play this clip?
They were nice enough to have you on.
All right, but I'm just I'm looking at the clock here.

(01:03:36):
OK, I was honored to be asked tobe a guest on the quitters never
give up podcast, which is Kevin of being fan podcast.
They also cover all of the othershows in the Kevin of being
creative universe. They do a weekly recap of our
show of 3/4 Human with Kevin Slug and Marcy of the Ralph
Report of Janky Town, the once or twice a year that Dave gets

(01:03:56):
off his ass and posts an episode.
So they're covered a lot of realestate, and they invited me to
come on to share a bunch of stories about my days working at
K Rock on the Kevin Bean Show. Couple of things.
I had to remind him that Dave still had a podcast when we were
on 200, he said aren't you glad Janky Town is over?
And I said, Dad, they just put an episode out.

(01:04:17):
Here's more of him on the talking about our show.
This is Edwin asking a question on our show that they played on
their show and I'm playing it on.
Never mind. Here we go.
Was that a challenge to you because you were the outsiders
at the beginning? You know, you were taking
potshots at Rick D's because he was #1 and suddenly you guys
were number one in the 90s. What was different about being

(01:04:39):
the big guys as opposed to beingthe outsiders?
It never felt like we were #1 and part of the reason is, and I
think this is one thing that a lot of people may not know about
it, if you're the number one show in Los Angeles, that still
only means you have 5% of the audience or 6% of the audience,
right? So once you think about it that
way, you realize I am not all that.

(01:05:01):
This show is a minority show at best because 95% of the radio
listening audience is not listening to us because it's so
spread out. You got a bunch of shows and the
fives and the fours and the threes and the twos and the
ones. It's all spread out, but there's
nobody. It's not like a television show
that has five times. They don't exist anymore either.

(01:05:22):
But you know what I'm saying? Back in the day, there might
have been a television show, American Idol at its peak, that
might have five times the viewers of any other show on in
its time slot. That's a winner, right?
Our show was big compared to other shows, but not big
compared to the general audience, and I think that made
it pretty easy to not get too excited about it.
So that is ratings talk from quitters.
Never give up, Bean. You could find that podcast

(01:05:44):
wherever you get yours and enjoyit.
Only you would find a way to downplay being number one in
every demo in Los Angeles. Not that big a deal.
It's a huge deal, Bean. You know what amazes me?
The show never got picked up in in other cities.
It it never did it or did it. It was syndicated for a bit.

(01:06:09):
It kind of. That's where Fresno, yeah.
Yeah, in Bakersfield and stuff, and I want to say Arizona for a
little while. There might have been some back
East, Midwest, I don't know. OK, I was wrong.
OK. It was brief.
It was brief though, Tad. I mean, that's where the Fresno,
what you're sipping and fres, Yes, comes from.

(01:06:30):
Yeah. Jodie's from Fresno, so she's
going to come over here. No, no, no, I don't, don't don't
make me a fres yes person. I'm holding.
Let's ask Psycho Mike what he thought of me, my performance
today. You heard the sociopath like
this guy. I don't want to be around him at
all. Like this is a bad dude.

(01:06:50):
Sorry, psycho Mike, I'll try better Ali Ali, how did you what
did you think of the podcast roundup and.
I was prepared to poo poo it. Oh.
I'm so pleased, I'm so pleased. Poo Poet.
Thank you, Ali. Thank you.
Let's go over to the week that was with Edwin.
Press the button, my friend. Send me back into time.
Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he'sa funny man.

(01:07:12):
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny man. Why?

(01:07:36):
Why are we so unbelievably lame?Is someone pouring water on
themselves? Why come on ice water?
Why are we so lame? How did that not occur to us?
Let's do it. We will find out why they're so
lame in a minute. I'm doing the week that was
August 11th of 15/20/14. This first clip is dedicated to

(01:07:58):
Christopher. Was the King of Pop indeed the
king of poop? The question being asked in the
New York Post today? It's best story ever. 3 maids
who worked at the Neverland Ranch claimed Michael would walk
into his house with animal dung all over his shoes and track it
through the house, and if they ever complained, he said he

(01:08:23):
would threaten to throw poop snowballs at them.
He was. He would make poop balls and
threaten to throw them at people.
Yes. Awesome.
He also allegedly just took a whiz indoors anywhere, anytime
he wanted. According to the maids who were

(01:08:45):
working constantly trying to clean up after him.
His bedroom was apparently off limits to the maids.
They were not allowed to go there and clean up and
reportedly was a total mess withold chicken bones, junk food
wrappers, empty whiskey bottles and sheets that he refused to
change or allow his maids to change.
OK, I'm going to cut his little bit short.

(01:09:06):
We got the king of poop joke. That's for Christopher.
But isn't that the opposite of what you imagine Michael Jackson
is? No, Michael Jackson I had I
pictured was always a kid I pictured.
He never grew up past the age of8.
I still didn't imagine him living like that.
So there you go. There's your Michael Jackson

(01:09:27):
update from 11 years ago. I, I'm sorry, I'm disappointed a
bit. I, I actually thought it was
going to end up with a Ralph ending of I Woke Up on your
Bugatti or I was waiting for oneof those drops.
I was expecting a Hotline to Heaven, but they didn't do that.

(01:09:50):
I was kind of surprised. All right, let's move on.
This was interesting since WeirdAl had the number one album in
the country at the time. Mandatory Fun.
They started a petition on Change.org to get him to play
the Super Bowl, and in the interview, here's what Bean said
to the guy. You're out, you getting in your
cups and you go home and you're a little tipsy.

(01:10:11):
So the guy's name was Ed Ball, and he started a petition and
when he said that, Ralph noticedit.
And it's an odd expression, kindof an old timey expression.
So here's Ralph breaking that down.
I realized that, you know, sometimes we pick on Bean for
being a little odd, little out of step.
Yeah, I realized now what it is.And he can't talk about it,

(01:10:32):
which makes sense, but he's a time traveler.
He's from another time Beans, a time traveler.
OK, Because in the last segment you were talking to the guy with
the Weird Al thing, he said. So anyway, you're leaving the
restaurant and you're in your cups.
He didn't say that. And I didn't understand what
cups, You know why he didn't understand?
What does that mean? Because that is a phrase from
the 1800s, which meant that you were overserved, that you were

(01:10:55):
loaded, you were wasted in your cup.
In your cups. But it's an expression that is
still Live Today. No, Still used.
Absolutely, I hear that. Who uses it?
I hear that when you get together for your barbershop
quartet rehearsals, is that whenyou hear it down by the Cracker
Barrel? I hear cups.
In books that took place in the 1800s.
But no one's saying that now. No one in your cup?

(01:11:18):
No. Why?
I just figured I was the traveller.
I just figured I was the only one that didn't know, so I just
showed up. No, Bean is the last man alive
who still knows it's look. I obviously heard it somewhere.
I mean, it's an expression. You heard it from your original
time, before you got into the machine.
Back when you were the apothecary getting your
unguents. Someone probably said it all

(01:11:41):
right, so we all learned a new phrase today, you guys.
But no one's going to use it. Stop doing.
What you're doing? You've heard in your cups,
right? Of course, Of course.
Yeah, but but not recently, and it's definitely an anachronistic
term. OK, look up anachronistic.
OK, out of time. God.

(01:12:02):
Thank you. Now this reminds me, I used to
e-mail Ralph and Bean all the time.
I wanted a segment called Old Timey Bean where they play a
clip that either of Mr. Burns orBean and you got to tell they
never did it. This is as close as they got.
So they kept saying that's an expression from the 1800s.
So they did a segment called 1800s Bean.

(01:12:24):
So we go down to the tube of history, we're going to go back
to 1800s. There we go.
Wow, what a what a clear connection we have all the way
into the time tunnel. Hey, hey, fellas, how are you?
We are good. How are you?
1800s being. I couldn't be happier with the
whole kitten caboodle. So this is actually me from 150

(01:12:46):
years ago that we're talking to.Yeah, I traveled back and forth
through time. I'll show up in current times
and hop on the old. Crystal.
Radio set. It took a thing in my cups.
All right, well, let's talk about that at 1800 speed.
There's nothing weird about using that expression, right?
It's very cabin place where you live.
Not at all. Is it hard to use that

(01:13:06):
expression? Especially when someone's
sipping that demon rum. Sometimes I'm getting one of
those bare knuckle fisticuffs, That of the old saloon.
That's just the vexation of someone like me.
I'm not a ragamuffin. I have no time for your palaver
or your peevishness. I am taking a lot of abuse for

(01:13:29):
borrowing some terminology from you. 1800 speed.
Well, don't listen to them. Put on your best bib and Tucker
and show them you know your way around Robin Hood's barn.
I don't. Even know what that means, but
it sounds. Like some sort of a sexual
euphemism. Tell them to skedaddle or wish a
bad case of consumption on them.Tell them if they don't watch

(01:13:49):
themselves, they'll end up in the caliber moose.
What the hell does all this mean?
Well, fix your wagon. If you don't watch your language
gumming up the works, you're going to be up the spout, Mr.
and you'll be eating humble pie with your Dutch uncle.
I say. My God, I definitely don't want
to end up the spout. That doesn't sound good.

(01:14:10):
You should get a dose of your own medicine and that way
perchance you could be covered in the cold with all the elbow
relations. What is that?
I don't understand. What?
That we're not even speaking English anymore.
Are we? Sure you are.
Oh, or maybe I'm in my cups withthat old demon room.
It could be. I love that I still use most of

(01:14:32):
those expressions so that that'swhy I like it so much.
I do remember at the party Edwinwalking up and asking if Lindsay
was in her cups. Yes, I did.
She didn't know what I meant. Oh hell yeah that she was.
I forgot to mention Lindsay is afun hang.
I was with her at the Dodger game and at the party.
She's a blast. So, so you get the chance.
Hang out with Lindsay. Yes, she was a dancing machine

(01:14:55):
man. Yeah, she wanted to dance and I
don't think Edwin was ready to dance with her.
No, no, no, I remember that. I remember Lindsay yelling at
Omar, turn up the music we want to dance and she was dancing to
no music and she's like, I want to dance.
And she was just doing this likelike worm thing and or I was, I

(01:15:20):
was, I was just looking at her going I, I, I want to meet this
girl, but I don't know who she is.
She's the great Lindsey. No question.
Christopher and Edwin, how come you guys did not go dance?
I did not know of this until after the party when I was

(01:15:41):
driving home. Christopher told me that Lindsay
wanted to dance and nobody wanted to dance with her.
So Edwin and Christopher, how come you guys did not back her
up and dance with her? Well, did you see?
Her man. I didn't want to get hurt, I
honestly. Do I would have danced with her

(01:16:03):
just out of support? I don't know how to dance, but I
still would have supported her. Next time, next time, I'll dance
with you, Lindsay. Yeah, Edwin was in the corner
with Stockdale and Greg and and Jose talking about audio files.
Yeah, yeah. But Lindsay kind of.
Lindsay left early, so she wanted the party to start.

(01:16:24):
Everybody get dancing. And then I think I was helping
Mike with something or something.
I got distracted by something, and when I came back, Lindsay
was gone. So that's why Lindsay was just
gone in the air. Like music?
Maybe she went to a nightclub todance.

(01:16:46):
That's what I think. Next up, we have a fun show.
I believe it was the Wednesday show.
Things just kept going wrong, which we love.
Most of it was behind the scenesand it kind of leaked out little
bits and pieces. And finally towards the end it
got kind of crazy. So they were doing the Internet
roundup and Beer Mug kept playing the wrong clips.

(01:17:08):
Is anyone using Chatroulette anymore?
I don't know, that seemed like it burned bright and went away,
didn't it? Russia, I guess.
I guess the the point of chat roulette for folks who haven't
used it is you basically are connecting to users around the
world and their cameras and you guys can see each other and
generally you expect you're going to come across a penis
within about 5, five cameras. You're going to come across

(01:17:30):
penis. That's just what Chatroulette is
famous for is guys with their wangs out.
In this case, it looks like you're coming across a naked guy
who's doing something just off camera below the frame, right?
And you're horrified or delighted because you think he's
doing what you think he's doing.But then he raises his hands up
into the into the screen and he's actually just like washing
dishes or pouring water or something.

(01:17:52):
He's never shining shoes. He's seen his motion with his
hand, but it's never what you think it is.
And it just cracks people up theway you do, within the way you
get to crack. You pull like wings and trust
me, you're digging your wagon. That's not the right wagon
wagon. But it's not not anywhere on the
list from beer mug at all. So I know what that is.

(01:18:12):
All right. So trust me on Chatroulette.
It's pretty, pretty funny. Can we go on our final one?
Yes, our final 2 videos in the Kevin of being in and around up
both come from our ship from Jimmy Kimmel, who's late nights
on ABC. Of course, Lavar Burton is in.
Of course, he's famous for the Reading Rainbow on PBS.
Well, now he's starting something called the Tweeting
Rainbow, where he's teaching little tiny kids how to tweet.

(01:18:39):
There you go. There's Chatroulette.
You had all that time to get to the right.
Yeah, I like it. And that's a brand new Kevin and
Bean Internet roundup. Check it out, won't you?
Kevin and Bean Go Internet Roundup.
Everyone's getting fed up, so here's the next break right
after that, and they're kind of kind of mad by now.

(01:19:04):
I think that went well for a show that is not very good.
Yeah. And occasionally it hits a
little speed bump in the road. Right.
This was. We ran into a brick wall.
Chernobyl. Yeah, it was.
Yeah. Of radio.
If it sounded anywhere near listenable, it's a miracle.

(01:19:25):
It was stunning, A stunning display of ineptitude today,
just almost every level. Yeah, I recommend you go to the
archive and listen to the Wednesday show.
That was August 13th, 2014. A lot of fun, especially about
the time of the Internet roundup.
That's when it really goes off the rails.
And I love Mad Ralph, I love MadBean.

(01:19:48):
It's it's fun. I recommend it.
Yeah, they were. Really.
I don't love them when they're mad.
Yeah, well, we don't have to endure the abuse.
Yeah. So we like it more second hand.
We like second hand abuse. And then you brought up to Bean
how you enjoyed them fighting with their bosses.
And I mean, it was like I didn't.

(01:20:09):
Yeah, that's exactly what happened here with Ted.
Yeah. It means like, yeah, we didn't
like it. It wasn't fun.
I was trying to give him a compliment.
Also, sometimes listening to 20/20/2014, the weird thing is
that some things are like, wow, that wasn't that long ago.
That feels like it was just yesterday.
But then you bring up something like Chatroulette and it's like,
man, this is fucking ancient. It just sounds like the most

(01:20:32):
ancientest thing I've ever heard.
I've never even heard of it. I hadn't heard of it in years,
and I think the only way I've heard of it was through Kevin
and Bean's show, because I didn't have a computer for many,
many years, so I never. There were things that were
really big for like a second andthen they just, they're, they're
gone. Yeah.
Chat roulette is 1. So that's one fun thing about

(01:20:52):
listening to the old shows is that, oh, chat roulette, That
was the thing. Yeah, I guess it was.
Is Friendster still up? I don't know.
I don't know. I'll look it up.
I haven't heard anything on my Myspace page about it recently,
so let's land this boat with another old timey thing.

(01:21:13):
Do you guys remember the Ice Bucket challenge?
Yes. Yes.
That was so big everywhere. Everyone was posting about it.
So here's Brad Williams on and he challenges people, and he
came up with the best idea for the Ice Bucket Challenge.
Are you going to do this ice bucket challenge?
They've challenged you on video.He challenged me on video and I

(01:21:34):
will accept the challenge. But not only will I accept the
challenge and pour ice on my head, which makes me nervous
because usually things shrink when they're cold and I'm
already 4 foot 4. So I'm like, come on.
Brad, you could drown. Right, Yeah, I need everything I
can get. If Brad says they're just going
to use just a regular glass though of ice, right?
Yeah, yeah, that's true. But a shot glass.
Now. Now, you you said in the rules
that if you do the ice, if you do the ice bucket challenge, you

(01:21:55):
don't have to donate. But I'm.
I'm. I'm still going to donate.
Yeah. Because it seems like you
should. Yeah, you should.
I, I I think you should. And then I'm also going to
challenge people. And should I do it right now?
Why don't you tell us on the airwho you're going to challenge?
You get to call out three people, right?
Yep, that's right. All right.
Now, before you say this for folks who weren't listening a
few minutes ago, Dave, the King of Mexico art producer did the
Ice Bucket Challenge yesterday to raise awareness and funds to

(01:22:17):
fight Lou Gehrig's disease. And he challenged comedian
Taylor Williamson, comedian Eddie Ifft and comedian Brad
Williams. Now, Brad, you are here.
You're going to accept his challenge, and then you're going
to pass the challenge along. To whom?
I'm going to pass the challenge on to my April Foolishness
opponent Jay Moore. Wow.
OK, Jay. Jay Moore, it is out there.

(01:22:38):
I'm going to pass the challenge to my podcast partner in
heterosexual life, mate Adam Ray.
Sure. All right.
That's right. You've been named.
Yes. And I can't believe no one else
has done this. Miss Double December, Brittany.
Why? Why are we so unbelievably lame?
Is someone pouring water on themselves?

(01:23:01):
Why? Come on, ice water?
Why are we so lame? How did that not occur to us?
Let's do it, Britney. But the first one.
I don't like you to use all three choices for her, right?
Yes. She's got to do it three times,
right? Let's just go down the history
of Double December's and call them all out.
Why not? We're idiots.
So are you doing it today while you're here, Brad?

(01:23:22):
Yes, I'm gonna. OK, so we're going to have your
video to put up at krock.com today then.
And then hopefully we'll get this word to Brittany if she's
not already up and listening andtry to get her video for this
week as well. That's if she'll do it.
That's fantastic. She has to do it.
She has. To it's for charity.
You have to if you don't do it, if you don't pour ice cold water
on yourself while wearing a verythin white T-shirt.
You hate America. So very clever by Brad.

(01:23:48):
They should have nominated all the Miss double DS for the ICE,
right? Did she, did she do it?
She did. She came on the show, actually,
they called her and she said, yeah, I'll do it.
And I think she nominated other Miss Double DS too.
Yeah, she was very fun. Miss Double D Brittany.
And I think Edwin did research looking her up on on all of the
social media. Stuff.
Oh, the work I do for you guys, so much research.

(01:24:09):
Yeah, by the way, I'm done with the the week that was.
Kevin, what did you think about the week that was this week?
Not happy with your your effort.You are a you a bad work ethic.
Oh, I worked hard on this, even though it sounded terrible.
That's it. Back to you, Steve.
All right, let's see here. Here she comes.

(01:24:37):
She's. Armistapple.
December She's an Angel and. I I got that clip cuz Kerry
shared a whole website that had a bunch of links from Kevin and
Bean. So I was just excited to get
that that's. Cool, but it makes.

(01:25:01):
It I don't know, I just play them all and and and pulled
them. Yeah, very cool.
Oh yeah, I saw that page. Good stuff on there.
So Edwin, you're contacting MissDouble December so she could be
on our show? Exactly all of them.
All of them, OK. We're going to do.
The 2025 Ice Bucket challenge atmy house.
I was so bummed because they started that miss double

(01:25:23):
December after I left. I was pissed.
I never. Got fun?
I you could still go back and listen to the pageants on the
the archive. Stockdale, by the way,
Stockdale. And they're fun.
The energy is there. The live shows are just a blast.
I actually went to a couple at Slide Bar and those crowds,

(01:25:43):
those crowds were insane. Have you guys ever been to one
at Slide Bar? No Slide Bar?
Slide Bar. I used to go all the time
because I used to live in Fullerton and it was a small
club and that I could not believe how they packed that
place. Yeah, the inside.

(01:26:03):
And then they had a patio and then they then they put a like
a, an extra extension into the parking lot for, for people.
Yeah, it was it, it was. I couldn't believe how many
people showed up. But it was also cool because
they were given, it was also forToys for Tots.
So people brought a lot of toys.Wasn't it toys for?

(01:26:24):
Tots, yeah. Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
Toys for Tatas, Yeah. And then, but that's also how we
got Brad Williams. He was at one of those and then,
didn't he? He started humping one of their
legs. Yeah, yeah.
Lisa's leg, Yeah, yeah. Lisa's such a good sport, man.
All the things she went. She is.

(01:26:45):
I love Lisa May, never got to liquor though.
Yeah, the slide bar is really close to my house.
I live in La Mirada and I don't.I wish I would have went to one
of those double DS. I'm so mad.
Oh, you, you were married. You would have.
Yeah, I could. Still look though.
It's not there anymore. They they shut it down.
Yeah. RIP Slide Bar, but those are

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also some really great episodes where Ralph was an MC and you
got to see him show off those skills.
He would come in a tuxedo, He would classy mofo.
And he, he was like a classic game show host.
Yeah, Ralph's just a a killer broadcaster, besides being a
funny guy. He needs to do a game show.
I would give up two or three episodes of Ralph Report a week

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if he had his own game show. Yeah, he'd be good at it.
Yeah. Anyhow, anyhow, let's move on.
So for episode 200, we put it out there to send us messages
and we got a couple. Let me play some of them.
Ever give up? It's Steve calling in and

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congratulations of your 200th episode.
I can't even believe that it's here, but I just want to let you
guys know that you've all becomefriends.
And the fact that you're still doing this just makes me smile
every time and laugh and then I listen to an episode.

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So keep up the funny keep. It rolling and I'm going to
continue trying to contribute. Love you guys.
Stoneman. Yeah, so that was Steve Stoneman
sending this message. I.

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Nice. Yeah, a lot of the messages say
they can't believe we're still on.
I would be offended if I also didn't share that same
sentiment. Let's go over to the next
message. What's up, quitters?
Congratulations on your 200th episode.

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I can't believe the quitters didn't quit.
You know, you guys are doing theLord's work.
Gold Raiders. And this is Santa Monica.
Nice. That gets better and better,
Sam. He hits that every time.
I can't even hit Stockdale with any kind of.
Consistency. I can't even say the name of the

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podcast with any kind of consistency.
All right. Next message.
Next message. A Quitters, congratulations on
episode 200. I'm a big fan, I love listening,
you are really funny and thank you so much for 200 episodes.

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That was David Raymond. Nice.
I know, David. Yeah, long time fan, him David
Raymond. Awesome, awesome.
The next message is from someonenamed Jodi.
Happy 200th episode quitters never give up.

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I might have been paid to say this but Edwin is the most
sexiest person on the show and his mustache is amazing and I
wish the best or 200 more episodes from you guys.
ASMR, Jodi. Nice.

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Jodi needs, Jodi needs to be a sex operator, sex fun operator.
That that right there. Just listening to that.
I was like, way to go Jodi. And your check is in the mail,
yourself is in the mail. Next meet up, Edwin will be

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giving out mustache rides. Let's go to the next message.
Kevin. And bean, it's mole.
Hey, I'm just calling and I heard.
There's going to be a get together coming up with a bunch
of the Kevin and Bean show people.
It's going to be on a. Saturday.
I just need to know the location, you know, I said some

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of the people there from some podcasts that they they do.
I'm not sure, but I just, you know, want to know the
directions and the time so I canget there.
We're all going to, you know, just smoke some bongs and, you
know, party up. It's going to be really great.
Thanks, Kevin B. That's Mole.
Mole called us, but it's about the 200 episodes.

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More about the party that had already passed.
Last message. Last message on the 200.
Let me tell you something, Quitters.
Me and all the other Hoka Maniacs and all the other
Quitter maniacs are proud of youfor your 200th episode.
Now let me tell you something, brother.
What you're gonna do, brother, when Hoka Mania and the Quitter

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maniacs run wild on you, What you're gonna do?
This is Hulk Hogan, by the way. Nice.
His last message before he last message before before.
He passed. Yeah.
It's lovely that those people called and gave us a

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congratulations and thank you all.
We love you as well. And we're absolutely going to
continue to do this because it'scalled mental health.
All right, that concludes the show.
Thank you all for watching and listening and.
I can't wait for the AI summary of this one.
Hey, thank you guys for. Having me on for the whole show,

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I really appreciate it, it was alot of fun.
Thank you to our. Special guest.
Big Ted, great to have you. Thank.
You. Again, for Jen and Edwin and me
and Lindsay and Drew. Thank you for listening.
I'm going to play a clip from the party to send us off.
Thank you. Bye.

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No, no, another one just like the other.
One this one. Seems to be a house and I have
no. Sense but not.
That joy just. Pass it around.

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All right, let's make some noisefor.
Kevin and Bean, truly. Legends, thanks for having me
out. I would say happy birthday to
the. Birthday girl, but I think she
took off, so all right. Thanks everybody.

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If. You.
Guys want to. Hang out, you guys are more
welcome. Thank you very.
Much. All right.
Bye. Bye.
Bye everybody. Bye, Ted.