Episode 202 - The Bible, Right?

Catching up with Lenny, a terrorist situation, the CW, Adam Ant, plant love, What's in Your Fridge, Kars 4 Kids, and a blast of scream!

Episode Transcript

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I want it to be like RIP Taylor.Yeah, nothing gets in our way.
Boom. Keep coming.
Hardcore. Lisa's chocolate challenge.
But I got pooped on. Who's this new man?
Hi, it's Kat. I was out at a concert all night

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last night. Fuck yeah, you think God stays
in heaven because he too lives in fear of quitters?
Never give up. Go ahead repping for all of
quitters. Never give up.
Check off Christopher. Check off Jen Pastorini.
Check off Oh brief Ed Wynn, ladies and gentlemen.

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I love him so much because I said quitters never give up.
And he said that's all they do. Those words don't normally go
together. I I can see that point.
Hola party people welcome to episode 2 O 2 of quitters Never
give up the podcast about the thing and all the things Kevin
and Bean. Let's get it started with some
introductions. Kids, Kids K.

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ARN. The hell National anthem.
Murder. All right, who's first?
Congratulations Lindsay. She has just won a major award
at the ISKIA Global Film and Music Festival in Italy.
Doing great. Can't wait for another break
weekend. Let's go.

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All right, who's next? Edwin, of course, as the Mad
Hatter. It's two days slow.
Don't you know it needs some butter inside it and some jam go
under. This clock isn't working.
It's all filled with wheels. How you doing, Edwin?
I'm great, good day mates. So last week, was it Tad that we

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went longer? Was it because our clock had
butter and jam inside of it? I love Lindsay's face.
Oh man. If you could watch the video
version of this podcast, please do so.
Say hello to Jen. Jesus, Jen left us there to die.
Whenever. Hi, Jen.
Hi everybody. What's up?
Party people. Not much, not much.

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Let's say hello to Drew. I am Drew.
Hi, Drew. Hi.
You couldn't finish. You couldn't finish the phrase
and we are not the same person. Oh, I didn't get any clips for
anybody for names. So I am going off of what I

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found in my hard drive, just scrounging up, just digging,
digging in the bottom of the barrel stuff that wasn't used or
maybe was used, not sure, but I'm Christopher.
Me and Chris, it's never going to be a thing.
How you doing? What are we doing?
We're doing messages and moments.
No fun facts. Something.

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We're doing stuff with Lindsay. Let's do stuff with Lindsay.
Wow, she's all wet. Bestow my heart.
All right, we're going to start with fun facts.
Fun fact, the 6th hole of the Green Zone golf course lies
directly on the border of Finland and Sweden, which are in
separate time zones. So while observationally when

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you tee off on the 6th hole yourgolf ball may only be in the air
for a few seconds, logistically it's in the air for over an
hour. Josh from Hawthorne. 06 holes.
Nice. I know they had six holes
airtight. Next up.

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Fun fact, on December 20th, 1921, Surveyor John Gregory
Tyranny died in a flash flood while scouting locations for the
Hoover Dam. He's considered to be the first
to lose his life on the monumentous project.
Then on December 20th, 1935, fourteen years later to the day,

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the job site suffered its last fatal accident when his only
son, Patrick William Tierney, fell to his death.
Josh from Hawthorne. He's just falling, yelling.
Father I. Think Bean would like that one?
It's got death. It's got numbers and dates.

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Yes, we're a little behind on our fun facts and apparently we
were too good to play Lenny's messages.
So now I will head over to the messages.
This is going to be nearly 4 minutes, so if you want to
interrupt just raise your hand, but it's going to be a long 1
and I haven't listened to it. All right, quitters.

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So keeping with my notes, 78, nocontext notes #78 none of those
80 songs were bad. Also, listen to Sugar Ray's
album. First album way different.
Number 87. There's a lot of missing ink.

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I don't know. Number 84 apparently I'm now #8
so there's that 80s music abracadabra as a great song.
How how dare you all #92 LindsayStooges go watch now.

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Number 95 Edwin, you win with all the things for lol cool.
May you coin that and I going off notes here so sorry, but
that was awesome Slugo interviewplay this for every every

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underlined radio management asshole.
Also Jen $1.00 yes, don't ask. I have no idea number one O 3
Edwin. I used to go go to an arcade
called Nickel Nickel down the street.
It was on Anaheim St. in Orange County.

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It had those old mechanical games that you would like shoot
things at. Super fun anyway.
And also Lindsay, why don't you have knowledge of anything pre
1990? What the hell?
But apparently that was addressed by Chris and number

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one O 8. Number one O 9.
How does pig's blood stack on the list of gross things we ate?
Yeah, because I might have ate it.
Also at the end of the episode, Drew, well done #120 I don't

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know, it just says sit down. I'm not sure.
Oh, concert etiquette. I'm 5/2.
I am 5 foot fucking 2. Sit the fuck down.
If you're not in the pit, sit down now #126 Drew doesn't like

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the Three Stooges, you are dead to me.
And next number 132, Chris, you do not like Paul Simon.
You are dead to me. And finally.

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I'll take you on for Paul Simon.Paul Simon's awful.
All right, Lindsay, Almost. What?
I don't know, I just like sayingyour name like he did.
Go ahead. 50 ways to leave your lover All right.
I said 156 is it was 159. God damn it, now you tell me

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there's no no voicemail and I could have left all of this,
this whole damn near 4 minute rant months ago.

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That was me closing my book. Please keep doing what you're
doing. I love you all.
Thank you. All right, believe it or not,
the man still had gusto to leavetwo more messages, so we're just
going to speed run them, and I don't understand anything about

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this. Three Stooges.
Yeah, there was a little something, a little something
for everyone, I would say. All right, here we go.
Quitters linear. Congrats on the 200 episodes, I
have loved them all. Special shout out to Chris for
quid up a long time. Fan him anyway.

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Laters. And last, but not the.
Quiddars listener Lenny, I am officially caught up.
So, in the immortal words of oneof my favorite characters from
the Marvel Universe, let's fucking.
Go. If you don't want my comments

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without context, let me know. Hopefully you found them funny.
My last message was rather long,sorry about that.
I'll keep this one short, Keep up the work.
B and I love Lenny and we need to have them on the show.
I'm dead, yes. Yeah, unless we don't like the

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three stages, in which case thenwe don't deserve. 3 stooges is
hard because women don't like 3 stooges.
It's genetic. It's genetic.
I've never met a woman that really liked 3 stooges.
I it just not my generation and as he pointed out, I don't know
anything past the 90s so. Fax me or?
Comments without contact or comments without context was

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going to be the name of the show, so well done.
Keep it up. Keep up the word.
He's listed the more shows of our shows than I have.
All right, let's do the flashback with no introduction
with Jen. Hello and welcome to a very
special flashback. Because I'm going to introduce
you now flashbacks. And now, flashbacks.

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Let's have a look at this. Just play the intro.
He wants to be a Pussycat, baby.They're hunting for a new
Pussycat Doll. I know the competition.
That's the reality show I'm in. And smoking hot girls from
around the country are going to try to audition for The Pussycat
Dolls. And they got to dress in
fishnets. And you can do this.
Come on, you. If you.
I'm sorry, can I see that movie again, please?
Rather than do this, if you werea television producer, this is

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the kind of show you'd like to make.
Exactly. No question.
Exactly. Now, his show is going to be on
The CW. Shut up.
And yesterday, off the air, Beantried to tell us that quote, all
of the hipsters. By the way, when you use the
word hipsters, yeah, nothing could be less hip.

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No one uses the word hipsters. They haven't since 1965.
Exactly. I'm not, look, I'm not hip.
I'm not claiming to be hip. I'm just telling you what I've
read. Now, since when are we taping
everything that goes on in the studio?
By the way, being we were recording so that we could do
our little commercial thing. And you knew we were recording
just for the record. That's right.
We were recording our little promo little Breakers.
So Bean's trying to tell us that.

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I don't know. We come back to be used against
me. That quote, the hipsters are
calling The CW qua. That's right, Daddio, as if it's
CWA, the qua. And it made no sense to us.
So we tried to source him. And this was us while we were
playing a song yesterday on the radio.
This was off the air and Bean was trying to convince us of
this, and we were all trying to convince him otherwise.

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The hipsters do not call it The CW.
They call it the qua. The qua?
Yeah. It's not the qua.
That's what they call it. They call it.
No one calls it the qua. They do.
The hipsters. Hipsters.
You know anybody hip? Any.
When have you ever talked to a hipster?
Guys, I read a lot. Come on, Reach hipsters said

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qua. They call it the qua.
Who they. I don't know who.
I don't have names. We want names.
What context was it used? And wherever you read it in your
magical world, you got nothing. You got to back it up, don't
you? You call it qua and you're
trying to. I sound like someone else did
it. I'm gonna start.
Never. I'm gonna.
I have never called it the qua. It's the first time I just like

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vego. I'm gonna just like vego.
I'm gonna say the cool kids are saying qua.
I am telling you the absolute truth.
When I said it to you, it was the first time it has ever, ever
left my life. I've never called it.
Where did you get it from? I demanded you.
I'm sourcing you. Where?
Don't have it at my fingertips. I don't remember.
I'm saying when it came out of your mouth was the first time
it's ever been said by anyone. I read it a in a couple of

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different places that it's the Quad.
Was one of them your blog? No, it has never been on my
blog. I've never even thought about it
except I just happened to see it.
And when you brought out a big manufacturing it, I'm telling
you that's what the kids are saying.
No, it's called the Quad becauseI'm AQ in The CW.
They're called the dub. If they're calling anything,
they're calling it the Quad. They're not you.

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By the way, you would pronounce the word if it started with CW.
Not that any words do, but you would pronounce it like AQ.
But there are no words that start with CW.
By the way, you know there's no word in the English language
that start with CW. Guys, it's not my invention.
I didn't name it The CW, but I didn't come up with a quad.
It's not your invention. That just refers to some place
where we can read it on our own.I don't remember where.
I didn't think so. Blog propaganda.

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Maybe I saw it on the quad. Yeah.
Maybe you dreamt it like quad cuddling with Marty in the barn.
Yeah, Cuddle party. The Qua lick.
My so that was yesterday off here.
Now you got a little taste of what goes on behind the scenes
of the Kevin Debian show. We're one big happy family.
We are. We get along well, a lot of

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love. Well, we're going to talk to
McGee from the Qua when we come back right after this of the
world famous game. The instant rage is the best.
Now they don't. I love Mike just yelling like
everything in the background. OK, here's a nice short 1.
And other people have such reverence for the Kevin and Bean
show. They really find what we do to

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be high art. Welcome back to the Kevin and
Bean Show. Right now we're going to call
Afghanistan to see if it's true.If the women really shower naked
bring bring. Yes, this is Kevin and Bean for
America. Is it true that your women
shower Naked fucker fucker. Do you speak English, Kevin, let
me try. Do you speak English?

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Well, he saved us the time we were going to be that next hour.
I know, I know, we played that one before.
He knows the formula. This is one of our favorite
stories and we ended up missing it because we were off that
week. Well, it is Wednesday morning.
We do have an outstanding show. I want to get us started with a
story. It's the, the viral sensation of

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the week. This, this little kid, this
little 5 year old Noah Ritter, I'm sure you've seen the video
by now, Kevin, He has just takenthe the world by storm.
I have some concerns about giving him all sorts of
accolades and he appeared on Good Morning America yesterday
because he is, well, he is a ginger.
Oh. Wow, that's rough.
And you know. And you know how we feel about
little redheaded kids, ginger kids, children with red hair,

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light skin and freckles. They creep us out and make us
feel sick to our stomachs. Ginger kids are born with a
disease which causes very light skin, red hair and freckles.
This disease is called gingivitis, and it occurs
because ginger kids have no souls.
Now, that's just science. I mean, there's nothing we can
do about that, right? That's science.
So little Noah Ritter is five years old.

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He's at the fair in Pennsylvania, the Wayne County
Fair. He's there with his grandfather
and he gets approached by a member of the media who's doing
news for Channel 16 and she wants to talk to him about being
on the rides and how much fun the fair is.
And this kid is as much a natural on television as anyone
you've ever seen. Like I he'll have his own talk
show. He's a he's a Jimmy Kimmel in

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training. One day we're going to see him
on TV. He'll have it in a year.
I think he I think he will. Now, I will tell you because
there is one word that he pronounces kind of weird that he
also loves. And it's the word apparently
that he uses about 15 times in the course of his interview.
Good. But here, here's a little bit of
Noah. Second, what did you think about
the ride it was? Great.

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Yeah, probably I've never been on live television before.
But by the way, I love that that's that's something that was
even in his mind is he's five years old and he starts out with
ride was great. You know, I've never been on
live TV before. He's like riffing at this point.
But also he's five. He hasn't had that much time to
be on TV. Right.

(17:41):
Exactly. It's.
Not much of a surprise to us that this is your debut.
Never been on there before really.
Sometimes I don't watch this. I don't watch the news because
I'm a kid and a Pearl. Every time a brilliant grandpa
just gives me a remote after we watch the Powerball.
OK, now one little kid is aware that he's 5, so he doesn't watch

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the news. Don't most 5 year olds just kind
of block out the news? It's not something they can
think about or know about or care about.
They don't think about it one way or the other.
Right? But he's aware of this.
That's funny. So grandpa gives him the remote
after he sees the Powerball and that's the only TV he sees
because he doesn't much news. Why?
Because he's a kid. Powerball.
Tell me about the ride. What do you think about the
ride? Wow, it was great because

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apparently you're spinning around and apparently every time
you get dizzy. I love that kid.
And by the way, Kevin, you and Ihave done hundreds of interviews
over the years. The number one thing you don't
do is let the person you're interviewing grab the microphone
and walk away with it. This kid has had the mic almost
the whole time. He's holding the mic and just

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walking around, just doing his thing.
He's magic. Yeah, he is magic.
The soul you just do is get dizzy.
Yeah. I've never ever browned on live
television. I never, ever be on live
television. Are you excited?
Yeah. And apparently I already went
down the Super slide. When I went down the water, I

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was scared half to death. I just freaked out.
What I need to say? So there's little Noah, little
Noah Ritter right there who is, like I said, he's become a
sensation. We have not heard the last of
that young. Man, I hope not.
Yes, he's awesome. If I was an interviewer, I would
have just said keep talking, keep talking.

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I'm going to ask follow up question after follow up
question because that little kidis gold.
He's magic. And how many of us say I don't
watch the news so I'm a kid, so good.
Way too aware. So it turns out 10 years, 11
years later, he does videos on YouTube with his grandpa.
Oh nice. Oh.

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Really. Still after the Powerball.
All right, last one. Listen, I've got to give a a
clue here. Now I don't want anymore bulls.
Anytime during the day. OK from anyone that includes me.
OK anytime. Anytime during the day, the man
who did the documentary about that guy, Winnebago Man, joins

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us on the Kevin Bean Show in about 20 minutes or so.
Also, Ralph has the showbiz beatfor a Tuesday coming up.
First though, it's time to ask the musical question.
Would you like to take that back?
Would you like to take that back?
Would you like to take that back?

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you could you could you, would you?
Could you get that back? Occasionally somebody will come
up to me and ask who writes our show?
Who writes our show? Yeah.
And I go, how much easier would that be?
If you listen, you would understand.
Nobody writes our show. We ad Lib it.
And some, a lot of times it goespoorly.
Let's be. So it's funny because I hear
that theme song and it makes me so happy.
I enjoy it so much. And then instantly I'm so sad

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because I realized that, well, we're usually you.
It's almost always you. That's why.
So basically, basically what this is, if you haven't heard it
before, is somebody said something on the air that
somebody else put in the file, and now they have the chance to
either defend it or to basicallyapologize to the listener.
You'd say it was an effort. You know, you try it.
It's funny in your head, if you had a second chance in life and

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then you said it and it didn't come out as funny as you thought
that it would, now you have to make things right.
I'm the only one here that has astanding.
I'll take everything back. Policy regards your whole
career, doesn't it? Pretty much, yeah.
But Bean will often defend himself.
I don't know if he will. This particular time Ralph was
talking about lost and what the cast was going to do as they all
moved on with their lives now that there was no more lost.

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And Jorge Garcia says he's moving back to LA and he'll
figure it out once he has a couple weeks to think about it.
So but he's in way better shape than a lot of the other actors
on the show because he obviouslywon the lottery.
So he's got money is not a concern for God damn it.
What I'm just but he file. But I would you like to take
that back I. Mean you hear the reaction.

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Was a lame as attempt to comparehim to the character he played
online. Mike Kirsten is always funny to
me though. It's always funny when you get
confused with which one's the real actor and which one's the
character. I can see that it was not well
received though. I will in fact one back.
How about that take a lot of them back.
I'm not going to just Dave. Sometimes I'll fight for that

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one. All right, How about this one?
Ralph was talking about Simon Cowell leaving American Idol,
and we were talking about, oh, Idon't know, the search for a new
judge. Simon Cowell was a unique
combination of a guy who worked in the music industry for years
and also happened to be acerbic.So he was a good fit.
But I don't know. I don't know anybody who Don
Imus, would you be interested? Is that something you could see
yourself? Doing perhaps?

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Not even try it Mike no one knows who that is anyway.
So Nope there was there was a fail on both at both levels.
It wasn't strange file. It wasn't W that was an alley
oop fail right there but Mike didn't break to the basket.
Usually it's Mike didn't break to the basket Bean just threw
the ball up there and made him jump That was that was sad for
everyone, most of all the listeners all right so that was

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a bit of a stretch It was and bythe way you were standing.
The only reason you guys are looking at me right now is
because Mike dropped the ball. That is not true.
To make the he had a chance to make the three pointer at the
buzzer. No, he threw it under the stand.
When you said you threw the ballat his feet when you said God,
Imus, what do you think? First of all, most of our
audience has no idea who that is.

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It's a radio DJ in New York that's 100 years old, right?
And he's not like a record executive.
I don't even see the connection.I don't even see why that was
the choice. I love to take that back.
I love Mike's Don Imus. Yeah, because you let it up.
You're radio BS. That's why it would be funny.
Look, a lot, a lot more people know who Don Imus is than you

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think because he got suspended in the huge national controversy
over his nappy headed in the. Context of that story.
It really didn't fit. Hard choice to replace Simon
Cowell. Would you like to take that
back? And then you pour pull more Mike
into it as as as an accessory toyour murder.
You make him drive the getaway car.

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Was it comedy murder? What was it?
Comedy murder? So play at the side stage this
weekend too. Alright, I'll take that one
back. Yeah.
I miss people. Would you like to take that back
as well? Oh, no, I won't.
I'll stand by that. OK.
We were talking about would you like to take that back?

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Impersonation, you bastard. What about Kung Fu Kung Fu bear?
What about that Kung Fu bear? This is a Kung Fu bear.
Told a joke and then asked him to be put in the file himself.
Well, then obviously, I think hewould obviously say yes if he
was here. I think school would practice.
I see. OK, well, it's gonna take on a
llama. A llama?

(24:50):
Yeah. Oh, that's weird.
They spit. You do that, they spit.
Here's the Dalai Lama. No, don't, don't, don't do that.
Come on. Yeah, I hate to speak for the
Kung Fu Bear, but if he was here, I think he would take
that. You think he would?
He volunteered it right there and then.
There was there was the Adamant chunk.

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And I don't remember how this came up.
Was he because he's insane. He's he's he's in an insane
asylum right now. Poor Adamant.
He's gone through a bipolar, he's gone through a major
breakdown and he's currently he is an institution for the
mentally ill. Did he think he was going to
break him out? So his thing is not, he's not a
drugs or alcohol guy, right? He's just just cuckoo, right?

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No, he don't drink, he don't smoke.
What do we do? Oh, new is coming.
There's a file that was an Alan.That was the Alan.
He's bipolar. Despite his health problems,
apparently he's on stage. He can still stand and deliver.
So I think that's great that he's able to cow Kevin now with
things file, as I should have been, by the way.

(25:58):
So the question is no way Bing. No, I think that's fun.
I like wrong. I enjoyed that very much.
It continued. He's not in the shape used to be
the only no one was the same strip, that's for sure.
He still does that Ant music though, right?
That's still the thing file. Hey, it's it's a it's tough
being that guy. I mean it's a dog eat dog world

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out. I'm gonna leave.
F you both so much would you like to do?
No no way no get it because I get it songs that he recorded.
I do get that very popular artist in me still ask what you
like to do Nope. Do you think we I sounded

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desperate but not serious? And is that what you're
suggesting? It's always good to start the
next mile. I always loved when they would
riff on the music stuff, so funny.
So Lindsay, since you don't knowanything prior to 19?
90 did not recognize one thing. So it just, it's all lost on

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you. It is all lost on me, I'm so
sorry. I did a whole show about that
adamant thing and you still don't remember.
You listen to less, fewer shows than I do.
I don't want to hear. But I remember what I did.
I'm going to bring that in next week, the whole thing.
Do it. Good thing we're off next week.
Oh shoot, spoiled again. We'll just, we'll just do a

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bonus episode with Eddie and I going over it.
I'm down for an adamant episode that let's get.
Adamant on him and Noah. All right.
Are we done? Is that the last one?
That was my last one. That was the last one.
OK. That's the last one.
All right, comments. I forgot there's comments from

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Eric with AK Monarcha. Great interview with Bean guys.
Christopher, I loved your questions about Bean's approach
as a broadcaster. Suck.
Put it in. The file there it is a moment
with mark the time. As a wannabe podcaster myself,
these questions were ones I paidextra attention to.
Keep up the work guys. Hashtag Chat 62 podcast #chia

(28:08):
plug from our new friend Greg. Congrats on 200 episodes.
Good times with Bean. I couldn't believe Drew never
stopped talking during the podcast.
Nice to meet most of the gang atthe K&B hangout party.
Keep up the work that those two were on episode 200 and now 201.
Greg, again, another great episode with Fantastico guest

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podcasters. Thanks for the shout out.
Just to be mentioned among the great long time listeners at the
party was an honor. I would love for you guys and
gals to get a Miss Double December to join the podcast and
talk about that experience as Eddie's eyes go wide right.
Let Eddie pick that one. I paid Greg to say that.
So thank you, Greg. Yeah, we talked to Greg at the

(28:52):
party. Great guy, loves our show.
He knows more about it than I do.
He's like, do you remember this?You remember that, and you
started doing this. So yeah, shout out to Greg.
Great fan of ours. Last but not least, Mary P says
Critters is one of the best podcasts ever.
So many of us past listeners of K Rock find this a great blast
from the past. Love it.
It's my mom. Mary P Mary Pastorini.

(29:23):
That's great. Thank you, Mary.
That's great. She never listened to the old
show. Hilarious.
There you go. All right, and off to the
podcast roundup. OK, Lindsey, we didn't get your
feedback on the party. What were your?
What were your takes? I had a great time.

(29:44):
I had a great time. And then I was just at some
point I was like, I am out of here, I don't care about
anything here and just headed home.
So I apologize for my Irish exit, but I had a wonderful
time. All of your recapping over the
last episode was also accurate. I was a dancing queen.

(30:04):
It was awesome. It was great.
Thank you. Thank you it.
Was really good to see you. It's really nice.
We don't see you very often. We don't see you guys often
enough. And Jen, you.
We've never seen you. I'm AI, it's not a real.
It on exist. Jen's AI All right, podcast
roundup. Let's go.
I got to be honest though, I don't eat butthole.
Nailed it. You get it.

(30:28):
And. When you want her to pull out
your podcast, we got. It starting a.
No too happy Goodbye to the Blues Yankee Podcast.
Oh wow, look. Look at the junk.
Look at the penis. All right, welcome to the
podcast Roundup. Let's start off with Kevin in

(30:50):
the afternoon. Here we go.
It's Kevin Ryder and Megan Holiday.
Hello, time to take your phone calls on the topic of your
partner is crazy. Come on.
Hey, Marin. OK, I take offense.
I take umbrage at that is my wife, who believes that talking

(31:10):
to the plants helps them grow. And singing.
I sing to them as well. Sure.
Yeah. And I've heard this and people
swear that it works. But do but does it Is there like
is there a plant God that goes, I'd like to help you plant, but
I need somebody to sing. And if that happens, we're going
to go and you're going to grow like crazy, you know, a plant

(31:34):
God. No plants.
Like there's vibration. Like there's studies where they
play different kinds of music toplants and sound like with it's
rock'n'roll or jazz they grow. Differently.
It's true, Totally true. Yeah.
And Marin, have you seen, have you seen on Instagram where
people go and they stand by a tree and they start talking to

(31:54):
it and they sit, tell it that they love it and then the branch
comes over and then the leaf goes to their face?
I don't know if you've seen those.
I have never seen that, but I totally believe it.
Yeah, that's ridiculous. That's.
Just ridiculous. There's no possible way you can
tell a tree you love it and it'll caress your face.

(32:15):
No, we got to try it. It's not a thing.
I'm taking you outside. We're not trying it, Connie.
Let's try it tonight. Nope.
Oh hell no. Oh hell no.
I'm Team Kevin. Well, there have been far too
many elementary school science projects on the music and the
plants and the breathing on the plants.

(32:36):
So when you're talking to them, you're basically shoving CO2,
which is what they take in and pump on oxygen.
So those two are right. The one about the branch
touching I don't think. So much Oh.
Hello, that that's just a hippiewith a stick.
The wind came up. I think it was the pot brownies.
They were caressing the tree andthat's what happened.
She was talking to her marijuanaplants and they touched her all

(32:57):
right. The mushrooms they found in the
forest. That's Michael Jackson's stuff,
climbing into a tree and communing with it.
Come on, Marin. If reincarnations real, I want
to come back as one of Marin's plants.
Ever say nice things to me all day?
Singing It'd be nice. All right.
Speaking of saying messed up things to your wife, here's

(33:18):
Eddie Pence. I was having a we were able to
talk the other day, Tracy and I,and we were joking around and I
said you sound like a fucking idiot.
Oh my God, it came. She took it as playful, right?
How did you mean it? Well, I meant it that way, but
then I but that. But then she went and like we
came home from the gym. I was like, you sound like a
fucking idiot. And she went and took a shower
and then the whole time she's taking a shower, I'm like, I

(33:40):
should have I should have calledmy wife a fucking idiot.
That sounds. Weird, she laughed.
About it. And I was like, I thought.
So I went out to the store whileshe's in the shower and bought
flowers. I came home like, hey,
preemptive strike. I'm sorry I called you a fucking
preemptive strike. It's like, oh, I didn't even
think about it. I'm like, OK, so I was just in
my head. Look, there's nothing wrong with
airing on the side of no, not atall.
Avoiding the the landmine. No, but I, I, I said it.

(34:03):
In a playful way, but it after going away, it's play replays in
your head. A couple of things like that.
That's not even playfully those words carries.
Yeah, fucking idiots. Hard to play off right.
She took it the way the way I intended it.
I don't think I've ever even called you a fucking idiot.
You called me special and a miracle.
You are a miracle and you are special.

(34:24):
I love how every one of our faces when he said I called my
wife a fucking idiot had a reaction.
We all were like oh you dumb fuck.
RIP Eddie Pence, that's I could just imagine him while she's
showering, just sweating. I saw the look on my wife's face
that that tells you something. Yeah, I'm with Ralph.

(34:45):
I don't think that could be playful.
Yeah, he was all sitting there like Ted Striker from airplane
with water coming down. That was for you.
That's for you too, up there. All right, let's go over to, oh,
let's stay in the Ralph report and Queen Jay, she was out sick.
She got the COVID. She is she?

(35:06):
Like I said, she's on the mend about over the weekend for the
hell of it. She said maybe I should just
whip out a COVID test just to see what's what, man.
And the COVID test exploded. I've never seen one explode
before. She put the nasal swab in there
and it burst into flames. That's positive.
I guess. That's super positive.

(35:27):
Oh, it couldn't be enough to wait the 15 minutes for the for
the test to come back. So she's battling the old vid.
Oh man, it's rough. It is rough and she's got a bad
batch of it. So.
And yet oddly enough, once again, COVID works in mysterious
ways. I took my test and I'm right as
rain. I feel great and I am negative.

(35:48):
Crazy. No viral load as they say.
Don't want a viral load. Any load in me as far as we can
tell. So isn't that weird?
We can live in the same house. So strange.
I think it's because I've had COVID about you're the most
COVID ridden person I've ever met.
I've had it a mess and I think my body has said, you know what,

(36:09):
we think we figured it out. Fuck COVID.
Do you think maybe she's faking just so she gets the bed to
herself? Maybe.
I I believe it. When we when we had it, my wife
and her father got it and then we're covered.
And I went about another 5 days and then it was like, now it's
your turn so you can. And why aren't I were sharing a

(36:30):
bed? I mean, I, I should have been
patient zero if anything. So that is true.
But like, my kids got it and I didn't get it.
But I had got the vaccine recently.
So I think that helped. Yeah, for vaccines anyhow.
But yeah, she's been out sick for quite a while.
We miss Queen Jay. We hope she's better.

(36:50):
And if she just wants some time alone to just have the bed all
to herself and just have meals brought to her that that's good
to good on her. All right over at the 3/4 Human
Podcast with Kevin Marcy Sluggleand Corny cat was a guest much
for. That totally not awkward
compliment. I'll just take it with all the
enthusiasm of a robot who's definitely not blushing.

(37:13):
Keep it coming, I guess. Have you talked to AI before
Kitten? No, because I saw Space Odyssey
2000. 1. I learned way back when I was a
kid that they're going to kill us.
So, you know, I stopped there. I do have a friend who will go
nameless who is having a relationship that's concerning

(37:35):
me with AI. Yeah.
Tell us about it. It's, she just started talking
to me. This was a couple months ago
actually. This is before the kind of weird
stories came out, like some guy went to meet someone and it was
an AI chatbot like and the way she was talking about it, I was
like. Dude, this sounds like that
Joaquin Phoenix. Her movie like you're, you're

(37:56):
getting invested in this thing emotionally.
The thing she was saying and shewas like, no, but it really
knows and it and it and I'm like, how far are we going with
this? So two things 1.
Lindsay nodded when she mentioned Space Odyssey Two 2001
Space Odyssey. That threw me.
Oh no, I just heard this clip. Oh OK, no clue as to what that

(38:20):
is, no idea. Sorry.
OK, I thought we had something there.
That was so exciting. You remember in the the Barbie
movie where they have the kids playing out in the desert?
I'm. So sorry, I didn't see that
either. Oh man, that's I'm sorry from
after 19. That's after 1990.

(38:41):
I know that's right in. Your wheelhouse?
Yeah. I know.
I'm sorry you. Didn't see Barbie?
I didn't either. Wow.
I don't have kids, why would I? Yeah, obviously neither did I.
Has anyone seen it in the show? It's on my list.
It's on my list. I have cuz I have kids so.

(39:02):
Yeah, it. Was a pretty good movie that's
well done. Margot Robbie did well.
Everybody actually did well. It's pretty good.
Can't complain. Anyhow, I forgot the second
point cuz I got thrown off by Lindsay not actually seeing 2001
A Space Odyssey. I think you were gonna ask about
Hal 9000, right? No, I know what I was gonna ask.

(39:23):
I was like tripping out on her friend in love with an AI.
Is it Donna and Bean? It's not a human.
He's the original AI. I don't know.
I'm interested to find out who that person is.
I hope. I hope Cat and Marcy get a
podcast and they can talk about it.

(39:44):
Anyhow, let's go on to more Cat and Marcy and Bean and his
house. So, Cat, you mentioned Bean.
Now what was your take on his naked man?
I loved it. I loved it.
I absolutely loved it. Let's clarify because you said
that weirdly, it's not a naked man in Bean's butt hole.

(40:07):
It's a picture on the ceiling ofa naked man with junk and
somehow but. Because Donna told me the story,
she happened to be at some fashion show and met some guy
and they figured out she was living in the house.
And he used to go to that house.And he's like, oh, I'm, I'm on
the ceiling. And she's like I stared at your
naked jump. All this.

(40:28):
Time. But she met the guy.
This. Guy he had a crush on the guy
that owned the house and he was some banker and he had a
boyfriend who was an artist and the boyfriend painted the guy
with the crush and they think that he shaved some of the
inches off and extensive weighted the butt hole because

(40:50):
it was like Oh yeah I know I. Like that you can be that petty
with such. A Yeah, right.
So there is a SO Ally had a picture that was a butt hole
that she had on her wall and nowBean has a actual butt hole on
his ceiling. He also has naked OJ.

(41:12):
That's true, but. Doesn't he have a murderer?
Serial murderers painting. Yeah, something.
About it with a rat with a plague or something like that.
Yeah, yeah. We should have asked these
questions for being on episode. I know.
Right. Next time.
Next time, Yeah, episode 400. All right, let's go over to a
cup of tea. In the chat, Ally was brought up

(41:33):
how Marin sent her in a video. No, no, not that kind of video.
No, not that kind of video. Ally.
Ally got a video from Marin. It was of Klein and Ally.
And what's in your fridge? It's a video of the people that
took over our jobs, Kevin and Allie Klein.

(41:57):
And Allie is what they're called, right?
OK, Yeah, yeah, that's the show.And they were doing a segment of
what's in your fridge. No, they weren't.
At Kevin and Marin's house. You sit on a throne of lies.
That's true, That's true. They have brought back the
celebrity refrigerator. They have indeed feature that we
did like in 1990s. That was terrible, by the way,

(42:19):
and never should have been approved.
Why? Why I?
Don't know it's back, but I'm going to tell you this.
They've got a lot of good food in their fridge that Marin and
Kevin, but it's actually really cute and they they go through
some stuff and Marin gives me a nice shout out as the OG alley
that told her to freeze grapes. And I was like, oh, thank.
You is this a recurring feature that they're doing on the

(42:39):
morning show or do they only do it because they thought it would
be funny? Because Kevin used to be on the
other side of that, I think maybe.
That's the the deal. The latter I, I think, but yeah,
I thought that was very. Interesting.
Well, thanks for sharing. Are you mad?
Do you feel? Like, no, they stole.
No, not at all. No, I don't care.
I'm, I wish them all. I wish everybody well.

(43:01):
Are you furious? No, I'm not at all.
I'm doing. Fine, I I'm mad.
You know, they stole a bit. I don't know, Edwin.
You remember the celebrity refrigerators.
Barely. I was just curious if Allie and
Klein are going to spec fest next time.

(43:23):
He did have some really good icecream in his fridge, but no
strawberry ice cream. All right, yeah, now I think
what's happening is Kevin and Bean or how many 3 Marconi
Awards and Hall of Fame's and stuff like that and so I think
they're just probably going let's go do what they did and we
do that a lot marketing. Hey, this looks really good.

(43:43):
Let me go ahead and copy it and make it my style.
So I get it. They need content, so and
they're probably trying to get their numbers up and so Kevin's
helping them. That's true.
Kevin's good about that. Yeah.
And Marin was awesome on it, too.
I do want to live in Marin's house because she had a lot of
good looking food. I mean, I was jealous.

(44:05):
I was hungry at the end of it. Yeah.
Yeah. All right, Let's go over to
Bean. He brought up a musical
masterpiece. I just heard the craziest thing
on the radio that Cars for Kids is celebrating their 30th
anniversary. I I swear that things been
around my whole life because that song has.
Been stuck in my head at least since I was.

(44:25):
I don't know, probably before I was even born, but.
Please don't sing it. If I had asked you when the Cars
for Kids Jingle hit the radio for the first time, what year
would you have guessed? I would have guessed in the 80s.
I would have said the 70s or 80s, one hundred.

(44:46):
Percent late 90s is when that yes, the company wasn't even
founded until 1994. The Jingle wasn't even made and
introduced to the public until there's no exact date on it, but
it says late 90s. So let's assume 9798 or 99,
right? So we did not grow up with that
Jingle even though we feel like it's always been in our memory

(45:07):
hole. Isn't that interesting?
When do we do the obit for the guy that wrote that Jingle?
Oh man, that Jingle has been around forever.
I I have to say I thought it wasthere with Cal Worthington.
It's it's pop culture. The the show The Good Place
literally had that as the hell national anthem.

(45:29):
Yep, Yep. I like how Lindsay hates poop
talk but loves the cars for kidsJingle.
She's just bopping her head. It's a bop.
It is catchy, yeah. What's worse?
That or it's a small world for an Airborne that's pretty close.
That's a time. It is, yeah, Although It's a

(45:50):
Small World is meant to just continue to loop over and over
again and it could go on for hours.
They added, They added a verse to it.
Is there a verse? I thought it was just a chorus.
They added like. Well, they added.
To the song, it's longer than itwas when we were kids.
Now it's. Always a verse in a chorus, but
moving on all. Right.

(46:13):
No more small world Chan, I guess.
OK, one of our friends, Luke from the Gilded Playlist
podcast, do we remember that podcast that was on like before
Cars for kids? He was on the quiz show.
He was on the quiz for a Cuppa Tina chat.
Talk about this avatar Ally. You were surprised by my read on

(46:33):
it. Yeah, you said his wife is
really young and I said Bean, I think that's his baby.
Well, I didn't have my glasses out.
I couldn't tell. But she does look significantly
younger than you, Luke. What's the story there?
Oh, he was deeply offended by that.
Enough. And that was it.
He hung up. No quiz.
I guess they skipped him but. Didn't he win the quiz?
He did win the quiz. Let's hear a little bit more of

(46:55):
Luke. Sorry I.
Don't know what happened there guys though.
Luke is so tired of being referred to as a pedo.
Luke, are you back? That was so weird.
The timing of that that that is our first child.
Oh, congratulations. I misread the situation.
You know, we're we're nosy bitches.

(47:15):
We have to know what is this baby's name?
We have to make sure we approve.Well, it previously appeared on
the cup and Tina chat. You guys graciously graded her
name Grace. But we call her Ellie and she's
doing great. She's she just hit four months.
Congratulations, Luke, you sent us a picture.
Adorable. Adorable.
And he did win. He did win.

(47:36):
Jen is correct. He got $1,000,000.
So he can set up that baby for college.
It's wonderful. One year college.
That depends. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
All right, that is the end of the podcast roundup.
Jay Moore Any ideas on this roundup?
Yeah, I'm going to get everybodypregnant in the in the Empire.

(48:01):
Thanks, Jay Moore. How about you, Eddie Pence?
What'd you think of? The wrong company, that is.
Orchestra hot garbage. That is a joyful noise.
That is what is joyful in that because they're expressing.
It's only joyful when you stopped playing.
Expressing themselves. I'll express myself every day
and it sounds worse than that. Worse.
You should better better problem.

(48:21):
Same as. Fair, tough, but fair and cup of
tea in a chat caller. Then I didn't get your name.
Nice to you. I'm going to give you a thumbs
down and yell Boo tomatoes, tomatoes.
OK, bye. Here we go.
That's it. That's all I got.
It's amazing. Edwin, bring us home, baby.
Press the button, my friend. Send me back into time.

(48:44):
Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he'sa funny man.
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny man. It's a new day.
You can't power feature presentation 2014.

(49:08):
It's going to take off. It is going to take off.
It's like a moment of party took.
Off what's going to take off? We'll find out very soon.
I'm doing the week that was August 18 to 22/20/14.
Let's start off with something serious.
Robin Williams died on August 11th, 2014.
I didn't bring it in last week because we're kind of behind

(49:29):
schedule as a nutty show. So this is TMZ talking about
Robin Williams. It's such a sad story and such a
tremendous loss. I mean, we talked a lot about
this last week, Harvey, about how you'd be hard pressed to
find anyone who isn't a fan of Robin Williams because he had
such a long and varied career that every single person was
affected by some some role that he took in a positive way.

(49:51):
No, it's true. You know, we, we've been around
on the website for nine years and we've covered a lot of
celebrity deaths and we got a bigger reaction from Robin
Williams than any other person, including Michael Jackson.
Is that right? How about that?
It crashed our website. Wow.
Well, people go to you to find out if it's true, you know, and,

(50:12):
but it was, it was a an unbelievable reaction.
And I always thought, you know, who's going to be bigger than
Michael Jackson? Robin Williams was.
Yeah, at first, that didn't seemright.
You know, because Michael Jackson was a huge star.
But it occurred to me Robin Williams had been around so long
that he means a little bit different thing to each of us.

(50:34):
So like, for example, I rememberhim from work and Mindy when he
was first hitting. And like Christopher, What was
your first memory of Robin Williams?
Definitely Mork and Mindy when he came out on Happy Days and I
remember that episode. That was awesome.
Yeah, cuz that's where the firsttime they had Mork and it was a
weird tangent to go from the 50sto space and then terrorist

(50:58):
situations and stuff like that. But.
Not quite that bad, Jen, how about you?
It would definitely be Mork and Mindy, because then whatever
movie he made, if it was a funnyone, we'd go see it.
He was like in Popeye, like in the 80s, and there was one.
It was a serious one in the 80s.There's a lot of movies, but
they were more adultish, so I didn't necessarily see them

(51:20):
until I got to high school. And then you'd go see Misses
Doubtfire. But it's probably college, but
you know what I mean. Well, I saw Popeye in the
theater when I was a kid, one ofthe rare movies I got to see as
a kid. And I heard that there was a
whole bunch of cocaine on that set, which is you've got to go
back and listen to and research the story of Popeye the movie,
because that movie is insane. It's bonkers.

(51:42):
But then he did Good Morning Vietnam, which was a little bit
more serious, and then Patch Adams and.
Then he was funny in that. Yeah.
Well, yeah, I just feel like he was somebody that was just
always around and you know, oncehe took off from working Mindy
and then he was just he just didso many movie when he is a rare,

(52:03):
he can do drama and comedy. Not every actor is built that
way. So.
And it's rare because his comedyis so crazy.
It's just insane. It's absurd all the time, just
looks like a character. And a lot of times, like Jim
Carrey, when he tries to be serious, all I see is a guy from
Dumb and Dumber just doesn't. It doesn't match for me.

(52:25):
But when Robin Williams would dosomething serious, it would.
It would go seamless. Depth is smooth, yeah.
Yeah, it's true. What about?
You. Yeah, right.
I was going to say Hook was probably my, you know, first
real exposure cause of age. But I mean, I also went back in
all the classics and saw, you know, Mork and Mindy and watched
Good Morning, Vietnam and all those.
So I mean, I've seen everything Jumanji.

(52:48):
You know those things we grew upwith.
Lindsey. Wait, everybody take bets.
It's the genie. Aladdin.
Hello. Yeah.
How could no one have said Aladdin?
Yeah, but I remember, like, Hookand Misses Doubtfire.
And I did see Patch Adams, actually.

(53:10):
Yeah, that was a hard death for sure.
And he was always so uplifting. You know, you hear the stories
about him with Christopher Reeveand coming in and cheering him
up. And he did that for a lot of
people, a lot of kids. And then you hear what happened
with him. And it was it was definitely a
blow. Even though Dave, the King of
Mexico would tell us we're dumb for crying.

(53:32):
But I. Know right?
Yeah, they had a Brad Williams on the show.
This was the week he did die, and he said he ran into him
somewhere. And it seems like every comic
that ran into Robin Williams, hewas so gracious to them.
I mean, Robin Williams is the biggest star you can get, but he
just loved comedy and he loved these people.
And he talked to him and encouraged him.

(53:54):
What did he call Brad Williams? A pest dispenser.
He was. You're a comic pest dispenser.
So it was an interesting week tolisten to Kevin and Bean when
Robin Williams passed away because like I said, they could
be serious. I mean, they're just, they're
broadcasters. Yeah.
They're funny and they had Paulie, who did our logo, and he

(54:14):
had suffered from depression. And it was a very interesting
conversation. He kind of took people through
that because no one really understand.
Here's Robin Williams, who had everything.
Now, why would he kill himself? And Paulie said something really
touching. He's like, your brain lies to
you when you're depressed. Don't believe it.
And it was just like I said, Kevin and Bean are just

(54:36):
broadcasters too, besides being funny.
And that that interview with Polly really stuck with me.
You should go back and listen toit.
It was fascinating. It was a good interview, yeah.
Let's go to something funny. The ice bucket challenged
continued apace back in 2014. And, and I know that there are
some people who are already turning out, and I saw some of

(54:56):
that on the Internet over the weekend with people like are
already bored with it. I mean, it's been going on
really for most of us in the national consciousness for less
than two weeks. And it's already raised like
over $8 million in money towards, you know, to fight Lou
Gehrig's disease. So I think it's pretty
worthwhile. I think we can put up with it
for a little bit longer and whathappens is you pour ice water on
your head and then you challengethree other people.
Kevin, when you did it, who did you challenge and what has the

(55:19):
results been? Lily Aldridge.
And she did it, and here it is. Kevin, I accept.
Your ice bucket. Challenge for ALS and I am going
to challenge Behati Prinsloo, Danny Phelps and Taylor Swift.
You have 24 hours to respond. All right, so that happened.
So somehow now I'm tied in with Taylor Swift, who also did it

(55:40):
yesterday as well by her becauseof Lily's challenge.
And then also a former Miss Double December Lux, who is on
vacation but is gonna. We still have that to look
forward to. Oh, excellent.
She's accepted your challenges. She also made a donation to ALS.
And she as soon as she gets the opportunity in Spain, she's
going to be poured a bucket of ice water over her head.

(56:01):
Yeah, she felt sort of bad. I think she was on a plane and
everybody's like, hey, what are you doing?
When are you going to do it? Because Sarah Shahi, who's one
of our favorite, she's star of aperson of interest, she did it.
And we're going to play some audio from that in a minute
because you need to, I don't know, get earplugs or something.
It's Speaking of getting earplugs, by the way.
I've noticed because I've seen alot of these challenges and
everybody, everybody did it overthe weekend.

(56:23):
I mean, Coach Sutter of the Kings did it over the weekend.
Justin Timberlake did it over the weekend.
Have you noticed that, that all of the girls scream, though,
Kevin? Oh, yeah.
None of the guys scream. All of the girls scream.
I was shocked. When you you guys did it and
didn't make noise? Here we're men, Lisa.
Here's listen to Lena Dunham scream and then I'm going to

(56:43):
play one after Lena Dunham that's going to make Lena Dunham
sound like a whisper. Here's hers.
I would like to. Thank Jamie King and Taylor
Swift for this challenge. It's an honor just to be
nominated and I would like to pass it along to Allison
Williams, Sasha Mamet and AndrewRandall.
Here we go. All right.
Wow. Lena Dunham.
OK, that's just a blast of scream.

(57:06):
Blast of scream, that was so good.
I saw blast of scream at the troop.
They are quicker. I saw them when they were on a
bill with Moment of Party. Fantastic show.
So of course, at first, once again, we're kind of inured to
Kevin. They didn't notice it.
But then I think this was the next break.

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They turned it into a moment with Kevin.
Time for the showbiz B. Let's get right to that so we
don't have to do other things that come on morning, Kevin.
It's not and being we're talkingabout the the ice, the ice water
challenge for ALS. And they're playing clips of
famous people dumping ice on their heads.

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And some of them, mostly the women, screamed when it
happened. Right, Right.
Kevin had a way of describing itthis morning that just caught
everyone's attention. And now it's time for a moment
with Kevin. All right, now, Lena Dunham.
OK, that's just a blast of scream.
That was. A moment with Kevin.

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I stand by that. There's a blast of scream.
Stand by that. Describe it better.
Hey, that's pretty good for Kevin.
Ralph, Come on. Blast of scream.
Describe it better. I challenge you, Ralph Garman.
Those words don't normally go together.
I can see that point. Is that like a moment of party,

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some really loud screamer? What a shriek?
Is it a blast of scream? I don't remember ever having
heard that right, but it's it's going to take off.
It is going to take off. It's like a moment of party took
off, a blast of scream. I'm sorry, can I hear that
again? Because I'm not sure that in
context. I followed what Kevin was trying
to, and now it's time for a moment with Kevin.

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All right. Wow.
Lena Dunham. OK, that's just a blast of
scream. That was a moment with Kevin.
Can I buy that? I like it.
I like it. Of course it was an accident,
but I'm standing by it. Of course you were.
Yeah, it was an accident, but I'm standing by it.
The title of Kevin Riders biography.

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So that was Kevin was on a roll that week.
Let's go to something else. Wait, Kevin, what do you think
we should do next? Let's talk about Lisa May.
Great idea. They were doing a call in topic
about apps. They asked listeners who had
invented apps to call in and a guy did one about Cease
Chocolate and they got Lisa's attention.

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Our app is called Chaco Map, andwe kind of developed it so when
you get a box of chocolates, youdon't know what's inside.
So this app, it actually has a picture of every single
chocolate that's inside the box cut in half, and it gives you a
description that's for everybody.
But me, because I can totally tell you what.
The candy is inside. If I buy you a box of C's

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chocolate, you can look at the chocolate and tell us what it
is. If you're a real fan of C's, you
can do that, absolutely. We should challenge her to that.
Yes, we should. Yes, we should.
That's why we have Lisa's chocolate challenge.
Well, I don't know that that wasnecessary.
Lisa's chocolate challenge. Well done.

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Omar, Lisa or Lindsay loves thatone.
That was. Brilliant.
Yeah. I didn't bring in the the game.
Lisa did really well. She got more than half, which is
hard because, you know, you can't really tell when you're
looking at them. So well done, Lisa.
Lisa and C's chocolate are like my two favorite things.
They were together in one segment there.
Is really good I I have to admit.

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When it gets below 90° I'm goingto get a box of Seas candy in
honor of Lisa. We we go into the mall all the
time. We go into their store and get
samples. Samples.
Now I'm getting hungry for seas.Next up, we have the new owner
of the Clipper, Steve Ballmer. He took over and he's kind of a
nut. So here's a segment where Ralph

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does an impression of Steve Ballmer.
Big news in the business world yesterday.
Steve Ballmer, who has been withMicrosoft for 34 years, resigned
his position as a member of Microsoft's board.
He dropped out of law school. I want to say it was, is that
what we heard to go join Bill Gates to be part of Microsoft in
the very beginning? He served as our chief executive

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for 14 years. And last year he turned that
over to another man and now he has been on the board of
directors ever since. So he stepped out.
And part of the reason he stepped down, he said, is
because he's just too busy now. He spent $2 billion to buy
himself a basketball team. And that's what he wants to
devote all of his energies to. So no more Steve Ballmer at
Microsoft. That's really the end of an era.
And do yourself a favor and lookup Steve Ballmer, Microsoft on

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YouTube, because his stage presence, I mean, this dude is
crazy. He is passionate and energetic
in a way that I love. Yeah, but crazy.
And it's interesting. And I was, we were watching
that, I don't know, officially what they called that event at
Staples Center that he appeared at the other day.
Was it a fan day? I guess it was.
But it seemed like his style is more suited to the world of

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sports than it is to the world of computer business.
Yeah. Because he's the guy who's out
there just getting everybody as fired up as can be.
Here's a little bit of him on stage the other day.
Last but not least. My favorite, which nobody can
define except I'll try to defineit for you.
We're going to be hardcore, hardcore, hardcore.

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You just, you don't see like a 60 year old bald guy, you know,
prancing around a stage like Eminem screaming out the word
hardcore. It just, it doesn't happen.
We're going to get better every day.
We're going to be tenacious. Something knocks us down.
We're going to get back up and we're going to keep coming and
coming and coming and coming andcoming.

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Do you watch these guys? That was hardcore.
Hardcore, baby. Nothing gets in our way.
Boom. Keep coming.
Hardcore. The hardcore Clippers.
That's us. I love him so much.
It's the new era for Clippers fans, and we're delighted to
welcome to the first time ever to the Kevin Bean Show, Mr.

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Steve Bomber himself. Hi, Steve.
Kevin Bean, how are you guys? We're good.
How are you? Are you ready?
Clippers fans in the house? Steve, we're not at the rally
right now. We're not at the rally right
now. Yeah.
Can we just have a regular conversation?
You can save that for a regular conversation.

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There's one of us on our staff named Dave the King of Mexico.
I love the David King of Mexico.Huge Clipper fan.
You know what I love when I say I love you say Larry.
OK, I love Larry. I love Larry.
Larry, don't you get it done Nowtell me.

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Tell people what Larry is. For those that don't follow, the
Endorio Bryant trophy is the championship trophy for the NBA
baby. But I don't think anyone else
has ever called it Larry. Hardcore, baby, hardcore.
When you win that championship and you are not number one.
I got to tell you. Mr. Braun.

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Right. I mean, no dismiss.
Mr. Ballmer. Yeah, that's right.
Just come on. OK, Steve.
All right. Steve.
Dad, that's right. OK, Steve, I have to tell you
that the players, I mean, although they appreciate your
money and they appreciate that they don't work for Donald
Sterling now and they love your enthusiasm.
They looked a little embarrassed, a little shell

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shocked by what you were doing on stage the other day.
Shell shocked. They were excited because they
are hardcore. They get in their way, boom,
They just knock it down. They keep coming and coming and
coming and coming and coming andcoming and coming and coming.

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They're coming, they're coming. I love Larry.
Oh. Great impression by Ralph.
Yeah, if you look up Steve Ballmer, this guy's a
billionaire, work for Microsoft,and I'm like this guy.
So yeah, he's better offering sports.

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He he was from their. Xbox Division, which, you know,
has a younger, more enthusiasticcrowd, so whenever you would see
things which like E3, which is the yearly game show, he would
be out there and that guy would be running up and down the stage
like he's in a rock band. So.
Lindsay's kind of into it. Is that what you do at your
work? Yeah.
Lindsay's out there hardcore. Let's do this.

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Oh yeah, that's that's me to AT you seem.
To look. Lindsay's pure hardcore.
Very much so. Let's go to a couple of Afro
calls that I really tickled me. Unfortunately not by me, but I
still thought they were funny. Thank you, Kevin.
Asshole. I go to wrong airport, I put a
wrong turn window. I get on wrong bus, but I get on

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the right plane. You're a muppet, you know that?
You're a goddamn Muppet up a bitch that shut up.
That wasn't that funny. That wasn't that funny.
Lisa, he's. A Muppet, dear you, he is.
A Muppet. You are on my Muppet on my

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Muppet. Like, yes, it's just you.
He just described. What a day is like for you is
like a day on The Muppet Show. We're all supposed to learn a
valuable lesson at the end aboutpaying attention or reading the
directions or something. Yeah, being did laugh a little
bit too much at that, but it wasfunny.
He said that because Kevin endedup, he got on a bus again and it

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took him like all the way around.
He didn't get off and I stopped and it went all the way around
back to where he was supposed togo.
So once again, Kevin's golden. Wasn't he told to get off the
bus, get back on? And he ended up back where he
needed to be. He's amazing.
So maybe he is a muppet. I think so, yeah.
So here's Dean really thought that was funny.

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Here's one that got Kevin reallylaughing.
Bean accidentally said the word Tupac.
Oh yeah, instead of Tupac. Yeah, he clearly knows the man's
name is Tupac, but he did say Tupac.
I think the angry Afro guy is too angry because he listens to
too many Tupac CDs. I hate you Bean.

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I hope you choke on a cashew die.
If I had, if I had to die by Peanut though, the cashew would
be my first choice because that is the best Peanut.
What keeps us going? These kind of calls, this kind
of love. I'm listening to Showbiz Beat
and you guys are talking about how Bean got so excited when
Weird Al DM D him on Twitter. But I think Bean would get more

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excited if Weird Al DP D him in real life.
OK, all right, that's enough. That's no stop it.
Just stop it. Our love is pure.
Don't try to soil it. That's what's that guy.
I normally wouldn't bring something like that in, but you
can just hear Kevin like Diane. He's doing his muttly

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impression. That was brutal.
Jesus. Angry call.
The angry guy calls are hilarious.
I thought for sure that was Sam Santa Monica Sam doing another
character, but I asked him and he said no.
Remember when Ali was brought uprecently?
She had no idea what that meant until.

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Oh no. It's like the scene out of
orgasm. That was pretty sad.
Yeah. I didn't bring that one in on
purpose, by the way. OK, let's move on to maybe the
best thing that ever happened anywhere at any time.
Yes. Hey, before we get started on
today's on the Kevin and Bean Show, the Bible, Right, right,
right. Good, good point.
I am fascinated with the Bible. I think I don't believe that it

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is the the literal word of God, but I do think it's the greatest
book ever written. I think it's a fascinating
document. I think that a lot of things
that are in the Bible are real about real people.
I mean, we know for a fact that a lot of the people you know,
described in the Bible are are, are real people.
Jesus, for instance, real person, I think there was a
flood, for instance, I don't think some Noah gathered up

(01:09:27):
animals on the ark to save them from that flood. 2 of each being
2 of each. That's what they say.
You, you go out and try catching2 mosquitoes and see how that
goes. Keep them alive and not flying
away on a boat. But that's why I thought this
story was so interesting. And I want to thank our friend
Joe Rogan for tweeting this out.An Israeli professor of
cognitive philosophy. How's that for a job, by the

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way? How could he be more different
than we are? No kidding, he wrote a piece in
the British Journal Time and Mind which you probably still
subscribe to. Kevin, who claims that Moses was
probably on psychedelic drugs when he received the 10
commandments from God. This is his theory assertations
giving a whole new meeting to Moses being high on Mount Sinai.

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He says that two naturally existing plants in the Sinai
Peninsula have the same psychoactive components as ones
found in the Amazon jungle and are well known for their mind
altering capabilities. As far as Moses on Mount Sinai
is concerned, it was either a supernatural cosmic event, which
I don't believe quoting now fromthe professor, or a legend,
which I don't believe either, orfinally and this is very
probable, an event that joined Moses and the people of Israel

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under the effects of narcotics. The description of the book of
Exodus of Thunder, lightning anda blaring trumpet, according to
the man, are classic imaginings of people under the influences
of drugs, as was the burning Bush that was obviously a drug
fueled hallucination. Light of the seeing of light is
accompanied by profound religious and spiritual
feelings. He said, by the way, that in the

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Amazon in 1991, he took this same combination of drugs and
experienced visions himself and had spiritual, religious
connotations, which may have hadsome, maybe some one of the
reasons why he thought maybe this theory might work for Moses
too, because he felt some of thesame things that Moses did.
It's really, it's weird to see people jump from, I'm not
positive what the answer is to. It must be, you know, infallible

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word of God or, you know, in terrorists, you know, situations
or UFOs, you go, it's unidentified.
So it must be alien you go. No, it's just maybe a question
that we'll never know the answerto.
Well, it's probably us. We probably never will know the
answer to this, but he is just throwing it out there as another
theory. Maybe it is.

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Maybe it is God. Maybe.
But maybe it's. Drugs.
I need a fanfare. I should have brought a fanfare.
For years I thought he was talking to Tom Delong about UFOs
and that's why he went on that rant.
But no, that's where it came from.
This was the opening segment on the Friday show and I'm like
this, this is going to be a great day.
I know now. Yeah, it's all Joe Rogan's

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fault. Oh well, Rogan, we got to give
him. This one goes on the good column
for Joe Rogan. That's rare.
So you'll notice again, they didn't even notice that Kevin
had gone off the rails, but theyplayed that moment with like 6
times that show alone, so I think this was the last time.

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And now it's time for a moment with Kevin.
It's weird to see people jump from I'm not positive what the
answer is to. It must be, you know, infallible
word of God or you don't. And terrorists, you know,
situations or UFOs, you go, it'sunidentified.
So wow, it must be alien. You know, no, it's this maybe a

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question that we'll never know the answer to.
That was a moment. When that was when that was
happening live this morning, I know I was thinking this and I'm
sure Lisa and mugs too. We were just holding her breath
like we were watching a high wire act.

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Just is he going to make it? Is he going to make it and don't
say anything to anybody? Yeah, he made it.
He made it, made it to the Hall of Fame based on moments with
like that. You can hear someone laugh just
a little bit of a laugh in there.
Yeah, perfect. And like I said, they played it
like 6 times. Every time they left harder and
harder. Yeah.

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Thank you, Kevin, as I guess is all we can say.
And I remember Ralph every showbiz meet saying, play it
again, play it one more time. Yes, yes.
And it was well worth it. Play it again, Edwin.
Play it again. No, Well, we can't top that, so
let's go out on a high note. Well, what do you think about

(01:13:44):
the week that was? Do people like it?
People who are tired of it or who think it's stupid, who just
want to, you know, throw shade at it or something like that.
Oh jeez, Bean. Anyway, that was it.
Oh wait, Sir, you had a thing. Let's talk about Lisa May.
Oh, OK. Well, next show.
Next show, Sir. That's it.
Back to you, Steve. I I also like the this one from

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that segment. We'd have to rename the Bible
Tripping balls. We have to rename the Bible
Tripping balls. It's the sequel.
My favorite? Book.
Thank you for joining Quitters Never give up.
It's the show about the thing and you know, the Kevin Bean
show and all that. You can reach us at where?
I don't know, I'm bad at this, but our socials, you can try

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that and goodbye. See you in two weeks.
In two weeks. Thanks for listening to Quitters
Never give up. Find us on all the socials and
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who complaints about not having outros on these clips.

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secret to the success of that show.
Well said, bye bye.