Episode 203 - Lollipop with the Alien Head

Kevin's favorite movie, armpits, abbreviations, men measuring time, the Grim Reaper, Kevin's concert stories, a little bit of Monica, Jimmy Jamieson, and Dave Sanchez: Death Judge!

Episode Transcript

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Raiders, Raiders, Raiders. You don't want the.

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Answer with the stars. Any.
Pressure. How's the pressure to deliver?
Let's turn around. This is going to be embarrassing
for both of. US.

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We were like in the elevator andI was like next to him and then
he turns to me and he goes. Quitters never give up.
Wango Tango repping for all of quitters.
Never give up. Check off Christopher, we check
off. Jen Pastorini, check.
Off Lindsay. Hello, Drew.
The great Ed Wynn, ladies and gentlemen.
I love him so much. Because I said quitters never
give up and he said. That's all they do.

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Come on, you're not proud of that in the file.
And let's do that by itself. Tomorrow with extreme prejudice
A. Lot of party people it is.
Quitters never give up. Episode 2 O3 Yes, two O 3.
Here we go. It's the 3rd of September.
Well, it's the 7th of September.The day I'll always remember.

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That was the day my daddy died. All right, let's go ahead and
say hello to the quitters. Which quitters up next or first?
Don't you know? I don't know any Ed.
Who's Ed? Ed.

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You know him, Amy. Ed.
You've met him 100 times, Ed. We've put the dinner together.
We've been to dancers together, Ed.
We've double dated Ed. How you doing, Edwin?
Good day mates. Is that a Twilight Zone drop?
That is a twilight time. Who's next?
Which quit is next. No, I got a text going, fuck it,
I'm doing it. And I'm like, OK, Jen, launch

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it. Hi, Jen, launch it.
How you doing? I'm good.
Hello party people. What's that?
That song in the intro? The Kevin and Bean song?
Is that the Chucklehead song? The the Polly one, The Linda
Polly 1. Yeah.
That is from OK. They were trying to find a new
theme for the podcast roundup, and that was her submission, her

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and Johnny. OK, sorry for what?
For what? Internet roundup very.
Good. We're crossing the streams again
past president. It's going great.
Next on the list is Drew right? My grandpa is a big Cowboys fan.
Can you wish him Mr. Drew P Webos a happy birthday?

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Mr. Drew P webos, happy birthdayto you.
We really appreciate you watching all of us here.
So I hope Drew all your birthdaywishes here come true today.
And thanks so much for for tuning in.
Nice. Yeah.
Have you been looking at my gamertag again?
Because it's currently droopy. Another word.
We're just going to leave it at that.

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No, no, no. You were you.
You found me. I'm.
I'm glad I found it. This just randomly came on my
algorithm. I I think Lindsay was trying to
figure out what that meant. Sorry, we're out of time.
All right. OK.
Well, we won't introduce Lindsaythen.
All right, everyone gather around.
Gather round, gather round. That is an episode and series

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wrap for Lindsay. Let's give her a big applause.
Yay. Thank you office ladies, and
goodbye. And I'm Christopher.
Wow this is weird. Christopher is a girl.
That is weird. Very weird.
Not surprising. Tell us more about that story.

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I don't know. Edwin sent it to me.
That was what was that from? Probably a missed call or
something. It was a very weird story.
I I'm too tired to get into it. No, I want to know.
Really quickly that couple saw the movie The Notebook and they
were getting it on like in a trailer and turns out they were

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brother and sister. What, what, what?
That's why I only sent the little clip, Jen.
I'm so glad that story was told.In short, no follow up
questions. Are we're good?
We're good. We're.
Moving on. I'm curious.
I, I bonus episode. No, not even.

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All right, let us do messages. But a bit.
A bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit.
Quitters 2 things Lindsay, you win all the points for last
episode because the first thing one talking about the late great
Robin Williams, the first movie in my opinion that you come to
mind is Aladdin. Maybe that's just the millennial
in me talking, but yeah, also thanks for the love.

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But sorry about that last message.
I forgot I sent a 4 minute message that was bad.
I apologize to all your listeners and this might be the
last one. Keep up the the good work and
thanks for all the free funny. Better not be the last message.
No, yeah, we need more messages.We need an 8 minute 1.

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He needs to break a record. All right, off to moments with
Here We Go with curl. Now going back into some of your
radio data, well going back intosome of the the talents of the
show, 1 of the things we just recently listened recently
listened to was the Paul McCartney interview some.

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People wait a lifestyle for a moment with Kurt.
All right, no comments needed. Next up with Kurt.
Hold on, party people. It is quitters.
Never give up. Never give up.

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Never did. Not perfect.
Episode 200. All the quitters are here.
We got Lindsay. We got Drew, we got Edwin, we
got Jen, and for today's show wehave a very special guest, our
great white whale, the our personal Lord and Savior 2 time

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all of Faber, Bean, Baxter, some.
People in a lifestyle for a moment with Curt.
I do have to comment on on episode 200 I was a little
shaken by Bean, but also I had alot of shit going on that day

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too that shouldn't have been coming up.
So not my best performance. Next up, and now, a moment with
listener Edwin. That reminds me, there is a tea
party, tea party, tea bag or meet up on August 9th in Orange,
CA. I'm inviting you.

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That was a moment with listener Edwin.
Amazing. Excellent.
Next up, and now, a moment with listener Edwin.
I could see Lindsay there. She likes that song.
It is a bop. It was a hit on radio, even

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though it was ATV theme. There's a moment mark that one,
and I'm not going to argue aboutit.
TV theme. That was a moment with listener
Edwin. It's worth it just to hear Lisa
May, so I'll take all your scoring.
All right, and last but not least, and now it's time for a

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moment with intern Lindsay. I loved your questions about
beans approach as a broad clap broadcaster suck.
Put it in. The file there it is a moment
with mark the time. That was a moment with intern
Lindsay. All right, on to the flashback
with the introduction. Hello and welcome to a very

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special flashback. Because I'm going to introduce
you now flashbacks. And.
Now. Flashbacks.
Let's have a look at this. Just play the intro.
Here's why. Kevin's awesome.
Ernie Hudson is on the phone. He's on hold.
He's listening to the show. And then you're wrong.
And we're setting up that we're getting ready to talk to Mr.

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Hudson about the Ghostbusters. And I say, Kevin, Ghostbusters,
your favorite movie of all time,right?
Because how many times have we heard Kevin say that?
Yeah. Yeah.
Every time. Ernie Hudson is on the phone,
he's in the movie Ghostbusters. We're getting ready to talk to
him. This is the moment.
Right, this is it, Kevin says. It used to be, not so much
anymore. I mean, I like it.
It's good. And I'm really so interested
anymore. You're going to leave it it was

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until the. Hangover, right?
But when? The guys on the.
Phone. He's on the show.
Maybe air to the side of OK, just fudge it a little bit for
the guy who's in the freaking movie.
What's wrong? With you, Why would you do that?
Kevin. For 20 years it was your
favorite movie. OK, two years ago that changed.
For the 20 years worth for the guy who's in the movie, couldn't

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you be decent enough to? I just say yes.
That's my favorite film. I love it.
I I accept your score. Everything you're saying seems
to make perfect sense. Well, what was?
Going through your head. Never asked that question.
There's no good answer. All of a sudden you're concerned
with accuracy. I just can't, can't lie about
them like that. My bad.

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Oh, that one's your bad. I'll take that one on myself.
That's on you. I apologize.
That's on me. God, I'm sorry about that.
All right, all right. Monday morning on the Cabin to
Beat show. Ralph is here.
Time for another look at the showbiz beat.
What's going? On Unreal.
Yeah, yeah, I didn't even. Yeah, sorry.
And I love him and I love the movie.

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Not. Enough, Not enough, not enough.
Just to judge it a little bit and make the guy feel a little
bit. More special say it Beat already
said it. All I had to say was yes.
Just. Agree.
Just one word. Yeah, wow.
No, not Mr. Truth in advertising.
Have to be honest, you know thatabout.
You are honest to a fault if you're all about accuracy and

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fairness and journalism. So you're going to party?
Prize winner you go to a party. And your wife?
Runs up to a friend and goes why?
That's a cute dress. Do you have to jump in and go?
That's not that cute, actually. It's not a really good looking
dress. Over there is making a much
cuter dress over over there by the buffet table.
I think your dress is by the 6thcutest in the room.
My bad, he drops the mic. I'm going to take that one on

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myself and say that's my fault. Wow, Kevin gets roasted all
right. What's my next one?
And. Now a moment with Bean.
He was manic, wasn't he? He was sports and nature.
That was a. Moment with being there.
You go, that's your moment with all right, that's.

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Your moment, not what your moment.
You said, I thought you said play a moment.
With I said play your moment with.
We haven't heard that in. I don't know.
An hour got to be an hour. I don't know if I can go.
And now it's time for a moment with Kevin.
It's weird to see people jump from.
I'm not positive what the answeris to.
It must be, you know, infallibleword of God or, you know, in

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terrorists, you know, situationsor UFOs, you go, it's
unidentified, so it must be alien.
You go no, it's just maybe a question that we'll never know
the answer to. That was does that.
Does that hold the record as thelongest moment with because it
has? To be Oh sure.

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No, it has. The longest one has to be the
one where you talk to Who was that?
Travis Pastrana. Travis the racer?
Yeah, in the cars that go do. You have that one on the road
like, no, we are on the road. We can compare the length of
those people. Don't.
Remember, there's the pylons andyou need to go, and there's when
the accidents come up the road. And now it's time for a moment

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with Kevin. That's so crazy.
The dirt's so slippery. Then you hit the pavement.
Sometimes that's more sticky, sometimes it's slippery here.
But there are some good accidents happen in this and and
not just with cars on cars you hit, you know, posts or
something else. And it seems like avoiding that
is the the biggest key to winning that race.
That was a moment. Hey, with Kevin.

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Hey, that might be a little bit longer.
Hey, no terrorists in there. No that first of all.
And B it's about 5 seconds shorter.
You're kidding. The other one.
Wow. So the new one might be the
longest ever, yeah. Wow.
Yeah, isn't that great? They're comparing the length of
how long they are. So funny.
Wait, hold on. There we go.

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Magic Mike, the sequel to Magic Mike, is happening and they've
got a release date. You know I love the early
release dates. Oh good, let me know.
July 1st, 2015. 2015. Circle your calendar.
Does anyone here have a calendarthat you use that you've written
anything in for 2015? No, I don't have a 2015
calendar. Yet, I mean, I would if you were

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getting married or something, maybe.
If you were going to get marriedonce, no, probably not.
Lisa did, by the way. Just I just one thing, just one
thing. It's a it's an annual check and
I wanted to make sure. OK, alright, got it.
That's. It I don't understand why.
I understand why they set these release dates.
I know the the movie companies need to know what they're doing
2-3, sometimes 4-5 years into the future.
I got that. I don't understand why they make

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it a press release and why they tell the public.
Maybe just last time we. Can't do anything with that
information. We.
Got to let other movie companiesknow.
Well, there's a. Way.
There's a way. To do that, I think in between.
Internally. Yeah, internally, where you
don't have to make it a a press thing.
Yeah. And then the news, you know,
consequently, I can't understandwhy the newspapers pick it up
and then make a story out of it and they run it.
And now here I'm and I can't. Figure out why you're reporting

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it right, but at least at least.Welcome news.
I've been. I've been fooled.
I've been flummoxed. I've been suckered into thinking
that this is new somehow here, because here I am.
Reporting it, but at least that's only 10 months out.
Sometimes you come in here with 2017, 2018.
Stuff I know, and I do it sort of as a joke, but sort of also
is like, well, this is news for this project.

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I guess it would. Be for that project I'm.
Going to stop doing that now but.
Something like as big as Star Wars or something like that.
Maybe it's worth. But even that.
Yeah, I agree. We've got nothing and it's not
going to sneak up if. You're not nothing we're going
to. See it coming down the Pike?
If we're not within a year of that project, we don't need to
know. All right, I will.
I will. No.
Longer talk about it and Lady Gaga showed up at a Queen Adam

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Lambert show yesterday in Sydney, Australia, Natch.
I don't think you'd expect that if you're going to see Queen and
Adam Lambert in concert, Lady Gaga to walk out on stage.
Oh, I thought you meant she wentto.
No, she came out on stage, sang with the band, came out in that
huge curly wig. She's wearing that Cher wig and
a black jumpsuit and stilettos and she and Adam Lambert sang

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Another One Bites the Dust together.
Now people are saying, oddly, she did not stick around for the
the the Queen hit Radio Gaga. Remember that song?
Radio Goo Goo. Radio Gaga.
Do you remember? That that's where she got her
name. From that would have been really
nice moment to have her sing that on stage with the band.
Lady Gaga took her name from thesong Radio Gaga by Queen.

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How about that? But she did not stick around for
that. You 2 are don't help me come
over there because I will slap you both down.
Did you see how hard you can putthat clip with the kabuki
theater that you 2 are doing over there while I'm trying to
do the show biz beat? But it was it's such a good clip
that. Why is everyone waving the arts
throughout and yelling at each other and pushing each other

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back and. Forth.
I don't know why. Is there this?
I was shooting up flair at one point.
Act going on while I'm trying toget through these stories.
We're not good at communicating.No idea how.
Distracting. That can be.
Here. A clip of the show.
You have a clip of Lady Gaga performing with Queen.
Is that what you're saying? Sure.
OK, let's hear. It.

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All right, I'll accept your apology right now.
All right, That wasn't worth it.Maybe Gaga sounds gassy.
That's a hand farter, by the way.
I couldn't, we couldn't remember.
We listed it under fart or hand or queen.
Well, I'm glad you two were throwing punches at each other
and wrestling and there was didn't mean to be something
thrown around. Didn't mean to be so disturbed
it. Looked like you were landing a

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plane. My bad.
Oh, that's going to be on you. You're going to take that one.
My bad, sorry. You can at least play mugs.
He was involved. Mugs is bad.
Hey now I've got the last one. Those 6.7 K rockets KROQ, this
is the Kevin Amito at 725. Thanks, Kev.

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Yep, people, it's an. Epidemic, guys, it's an
epidemic. It's happening.
People are in a rush, that's true.
It's happening all the time. You've that's true.
I'm sure you've heard. Somebody talk about how they got
to go visit the fam. I'm sure that you've been Jelly
when you've heard about that the.
Rents, or the rents are coming. For the rents to have a delish
meal, it's happening everywhere,it's happening all the time.
It's for dish, yeah. History, Dick.

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Totes ridiculous. And yesterday on the show, I
think we hit the tipping point. It was just it was coming at us
left and right. We couldn't get away from it.
First of all, we were playing some of that terrible red carpet
coverage that he had right aheadof the Emmys on Monday.
And remember Julianna Rancic, that little lollipop with the
alien head? Yeah, She was on interviewing
Taylor Schilling from Orange is the New Black.

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And this exchange happened. Listen to the end of this clip.
Hi, Taylor Schilling. How are you, sweetie?
Hi, How are you, Gorge? How are you, Gorge?
How are you, Gorge? She said.
So then we survive that, we pickourselves up, we dust ourselves
off, we try to put it out of ourmind, we try to go back to work

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and then we're doing the little show and then we play a
commercial for an outstanding sponsor here on K Rock,
Mercedes. Who doesn't love Mercedes?
But our own cat Corbett says this in the ad.
But now you're past college and you're trying to look profesh.
Oh my God, Jesus. Hi, Cat, Let me ask, let me ask
you guys a question including Cat.

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Do you did this come about because of Twitter?
Because you have to limit the number of characters or was it
before that? It was before.
That was before, Yeah, before Twitter.
I only have 60 seconds in a commercial.
OK, whatevs, you know. Copy, but when you go from
profession to professional, honestly.

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That annul being annul takes up a good 45 seconds.
How much time do you? Really think you're saving to
not use the entire word professional.
This is why you guys called me. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you deserve to be awoken, awakened at this hour
because of this sin that you've,that you've.
We told, we told Kat yesterday we wanted to talk to her in the
morning and you would have thought that we were asking her

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if we could talk to her at midnight like we're asking.
For an organ. But we want to hear from
somebody who actually does this,who actually uses this kind of
language to get that We're trying to understand the mindset
of it, because to us, it doesn'tseem to save much time.
So what's the? Haps.
What's the action deed? Why do you talk that way?

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I don't do it all the time though.
Why do you do it anytime? Because I only have 60 seconds
and and all is 42 seconds well. I don't buy that for a minute
What what really. Why do people do this?
You since you do it, tell us whyI.
I have no idea, I really don't. I always thought it was just
because of Twitter and you're you're limited and also because

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of texting. Right, so, so you don't want to
spell everything out. I can see that.
But your voice isn't texting or Twitter.
Right. It is weird, but it makes the
leap into how you talk though. Like like people.
People for a while would say. Lol some or JK or whatever those
people. Should be murdered, We all agree
that. It's not that you're not

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adorable, don't get us wrong here.
It's just when you say somethingis profession, it kind of takes
me out of the message because now I'm not thinking about how
awesome or Mercedes is. Now I'm thinking about what's
wrong with my friend Kat Corbett.
Right, we're all in a different.Stitch, you know, match but.
I really thought this was going to be about my mother so.

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That's a whole nother. That's a whole nother issue we
don't have time for here today, but.
She does have to be put down. Though we all agree on that,
right? She is in Friends.
I'll never do that. We're not talking about your
rents right now or your face well.
What did I tell you on Twitter yesterday, Cat, when you were
when you were nervous about whatthis might be?
I said, I want you to think, spend some time thinking about

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what you've done. And now that we've had this
talk, I want you to continue to think about what you've done and
think about the the fact that words have meanings and what
you're putting out there. I mean, it's, it's hurting
people, Cat. It's hurting us.
I'm going to go into K rock today and make an edit where I
will say the entire word if that.
Means that would make us tote taps.

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All right, now can you go back to sleep?
Refresh. Can you go back to sleep for
like 2 hours and then get up andcome into your show?
I hope. So.
All right, Gorge, Good luck. Thanks, Kat.
And that's the flash. Great.
Good session. Nick Sesh.
Good sesh. Good.

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Sesh, good sesh. Let's go to the podcast round.
Fuck me up. This Maximus nailed it.
Ow ow ow, forget it. And when you want her to pull
out your podcast? We got it.
Say hello to Happy, goodbye to the Blues.
Yankee. Podcast.

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Having a little bit of a tummy thing.
Oh no. Yeah, I feel like there's
nothing left, but my body's saying, Oh, no, maybe so Just
need you to know, at any point Icould say I got to go.
All right. It is the podcast roundup.

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Thanks for that update, Allie. We are continuing with the
Tatasants as we've labeled it, Big Tad was on Janky Town.
Today I have a very special guest, someone who wouldn't stop
fucking bugging me about coming on the fucking pod.

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So here he is. Hello mystery caller.
What's your name? My name is Big Tad and how dare
you say that I been bugging you about being on your podcast.
Listen, it was it was a full daythat you were like, Hey, when
are we in the podcast? When are we in the bug?
Like one whole? Day, let me take some notes on

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how to introduce guests the nexttime we get them.
I think I should have introducedbeing that way anyhow.
Well, we did get a mention. Here's Big Tad bringing us up,
because, you know, the Tad asance could be argued that it
started here with us, but so let's hear him give us rave
reviews. I just listened recently to the

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Quitters Never Give Up podcast and which I'm currently on
episode 7. I I forgot which one number
they're on. Anyway I did fuck.
What was your question again? Yeah, that was it.
That's our mention. Rob, OH.
I praise. That was awesome.
I loved how we forgot what the episode was about.

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They were actually talking aboutHeather Pegs and how she was his
replacement and she was on our show talking about that time,
and then they just drifted off into a tangent, so they never
brought us back up. If you wonder why that clip
happened, Ted's on some medication and he started a new
one. But, but honestly, I'm trying to

(24:33):
get off those too now because I'm using a, I'm using a special
kind of medicine now. What's that?
Are you using holistic? What the fuck?
I can't talk holistic medicine. I just want to hear you try to
say that again. Maliki, that has to go up there

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with one of the biggest mispronunciations from King of
Mexico. But yeah, Big Ted smoking weed.
Let's go over to that today. Not today.
They brought up some sports talkwhich led to a strange way that
men marked the passage of time. Doesn't it feel weird when you
get old and you're like, oh, these are children playing now?
Yeah, well, I, I remember as I got older, as I got into my like

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mid early, mid 30s, I was like, oh, if I was an athlete, I'd be
a cap casualty right now. Like I would be a guy that was
like, oh, he's just, he just hit, he hit the wrong side of
30. He's costing too much.
We got to cut him like that. That went through my head.
I turned like 32. I'm like, oh, I'm at that age
now where I'd just be a captive and now?
I love that that that was your biggest concern is you're like,
Oh no. Well, because every guy when

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he's. Younger, every guy when he's
younger is like, I could be a professional like that at some
point. That's entered the brain of a,
of a, of a boy at some point in their childhood.
Like I could be a professional athlete a lot of, and it sticks
in there whether or not whether you go to sports or not, it
sticks in there. And then you, you follow, say,
oh, I'd be drafted right now. Oh, I'd be in my prime right
now. Oh, I'd be a cap casualty.

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Oh, now I'd be in the booth calling.
Wait, it goes that. Long.
To me it did. I don't know why.
Your, your fantasy, your childhood fantasy became an old
man fantasy. And you're like, I'd be working
in the booth, right? Now in the booth right now.
Insane to get rid of my Hall of Fame speech.
That's insane. When I turn 60, I'll be like,
oh, this is when I'd be getting my ESPN 30 for 30 right around

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now, my NFL Films presents. This is when I'd be getting my
my statue in front of the stadium, right We all.
Of us men, we mark our age totally by where we'd be in our
sports career from Little LeagueI, I always dreamed of, you
know, being up there, you know, with the Hall of Fame.
So. I don't really do that.

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What I kind of did as I got older is I would see an athlete
and now I think, Oh my God, thatguy's, you know, 21 years old.
You know, before the athletes were older than me, they seemed
like gods or something. So I kind of switched when I got
older, like, oh, look at that. Kid.
Yeah, where they become kids. But I thought that was
completely insane. I I don't understand.

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Props to him for keeping that up, keeping the delusion going.
Yeah, he's all right. Now, I would get my first
scandal and get kicked off this show, but then get brought back
in and then, yeah, it's weird. All right, let's go over to the
Ralph report. Speaking of sports and
fatherhood, this is Ralph's bid for Father of the Year.
The. Weekend's upcoming NFL game so
much to look forward to, starting with tonight at 5:00

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PM. Can't believe you're in here
right now. So nervous, so nervous.
Tonight at 5:00 PM, you know where I'm going to be on.
Your couch. Nope.
Where volleyball game got a volleyball game got a volleyball
game. 55 o'clock. Start 5:00.
Kickoff 5:00. OK.

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Are you? Volleyball game.
So if you missed it, it was the first game of the Eagles.
They were playing the Cowboys. It was at 5:00, the exact same
time as the volleyball game for his daughter.
Let's keep going with it. Follow it during the game or are
you just going to try to tune itall out so you can watch it
recorded later? I'm going to.
And can you do that? I'm capable of doing.

(28:10):
That I have to. I have to.
I have. You got to be focused.
I got to be focused. I can't be the guy in the stands
looking at his phone watching a.Football game, you can do that.
In this particular case, I have to choose being a dad or being
an Eagles fan. And trust me, Dad, it wasn't of
Dad. Well, of course we do have one
tattoo and it's not of Olivia. There was.

(28:33):
And he got him there. I mean, that is true.
He needs get the one Eagles tattoo.
But that was pretty hard for Ralph to figure out whether he
was going to watch the game or or watch his daughter.
And he chose his daughter. So Father of the Year will.
Go out to. To Ralph the Quitters, never
give up Dad of the Year award. We're sending it in the mail.
All right, Queen Jay made a reference on Tongue Twister

(28:55):
Tuesday. This is a clip for one.
Let's see who who that is for. It's just.
It's just. Filler anyway till we get to you
just. Got to get to you as quick as
possible. You didn't even drop this.

(29:20):
Warming up, OK. Keep that finger loose.
Exactly. What's that dog that was always
like Asthmatic and laughing, wasit?
Mutley, mutley, mutley from the Wacky Razors.
Yes, I feel like mutley. Yeah.
Spooky cupcake kit you. Got.
It that doesn't count. Spooky cupcake cake.
Soupy cupcake. Soupy cupcake there.

(29:41):
You go. You're welcome, Edwin.
Thank you so much. Yeah, comedy for one.
Queen Jay had the weirdest idea for a superpower I've ever
heard, but I totally get it. You know who who never said no
to him when he called? The one guy who said no to him
when he called. We drive Oh, a little preface to
that it was the week of it's theweakest.

(30:02):
It's the year of Steve. It was the week of Steve Jobs,
and they were clowning Steve Jobs all week.
It's. Pretty hilarious.
You know who the one guy was whosaid no to him when he called?
Who was the one guy? The Grim Reaper.
You got a rim shot then, dude, you can't just leave it hanging
there. There we go.
More crickets. One of the two.
He said you're coming with me. It's like I don't, I don't know,

(30:25):
I'm not going to go. And the the Grim Reaper just
took them. Didn't take a yes for an answer.
I think someone out there has a superpower that I've always
wanted, and that's to be able tomagically take cancer from one
person, a kid, or someone sweet,and give it to an asshole.
Oh, if you could target cancer. A weapon.
Yeah, just suck it out of them and just.

(30:46):
Right. Yeah.
Right, right on your. Was that it was?
Was that? Yeah, that thing, the sin eaters
or whatever, wasn't that like anold story?
Yeah. And the sin eaters.
But this would be like a physical sin eater.
Like you'd take all the all the disease and then and just put it
on somebody else. Yeah.
Two things. One, Queen Jay did say, I bet
there's a person out there that has his superpower.

(31:09):
So I wonder if she thinks some people really have superpowers.
Oh, she does it, yeah. That So that statement clearly
entitled means right. Yeah.
Avengers was a documentary. Also, how much cancer would I
have if you could just give an asshole cancer just by wishing
it? I just, I think I'd just be
riddled, just be totally riddledwith it.

(31:31):
No one would be involved in politics.
They'd be dead all right. Kevin had a call in Topic.
You missed an event to go to a concert.
There was a a 90s nail show at the Hollywood Bowl and it was
the same night as Mike Catherwood's wedding.
And I said to Mike, I'm just going to tell you right up front

(31:54):
that I'll be there for the ceremony, but afterwards I'm
skipping out and I'm getting an Uber and I'm going to the 90s.
Hell yeah. Yes.
And he? Said I wish I could join you, so
I was in my suit. Oh my God, you win your suit.
Oh no, I said, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back. And I went and I got a car and I
changed my clothes in the car and went to 9 Inch Nails.

(32:16):
Oh my God. Because that's something you
can't miss. You can't some.
Shows that you cannot miss for an event, and especially if
you're not really into the event.
That's what we're looking for. So he bailed on Mike's wedding?
I would have bailed on my own. Are you kidding?
That's oh, man, yeah, it, it, that's a big, it's a big concert

(32:42):
to want to go to. And and then Kevin had his
change of outfit from his suit to his shorts.
I wonder if his suit just had the little zipper that made him
his shorts. All right, to return the favor.
The next call in Topic the next day was you missed a concert for
an event you. Couldn't go to a concert because

(33:02):
of an event. Yeah, that's.
Horrible because we had a breakfast with Metallica and it
was at Honda Center and in a locker room.
Oh my. God.
The the space between the band and the fans was just a piece of
tape on the floor, so I so you could be closer to Metallica

(33:24):
than I am to you. Right.
Which is insanity. Yeah.
And Psycho Mike. That was his favorite band of
all time. And he had to go to some kind of
bridal shower. Oh.
No, I Oh no. And I just, we gave him.
So we were like, what? This is your favorite band?
We're in a. Tiny little space.
My God. Split up with tape and.

(33:45):
It's it's worth your your significant other being mad at
you. In my opinion I really terrible.
I think so too, but he certainlydid the right thing again, Sure.
So he missed 9 inch nails for his wedding and then he missed
Metallica for a bridal shower. How hot is his wife?

(34:07):
I mean, seriously, right. There's got to be something to
it. I don't know something, but it's
a it's a, it's a bridal shower. I don't even think it was his
bridal shower. Why would you go to a bridal
shower? I'm I've lost there.
Yeah, No, I, I, I would fake. I'd be liquid from the waist

(34:30):
down, is what I would tell everybody.
Here is a caller from that same subject that I thought was
hilarious. K Rock.
Hello, you missed a concert for what event?
I missed a concert because I thought that my stepfather was
going to pass away and unfortunately he lived and.
I and unfortunately, he lived. Oh.

(34:51):
Boy, very inconsiderate. Glad you records the radio right
Exactly. All right.
Well, in all fairness, she continued, he did pass away
sometime later, but not at the concert that he was supposed to
pass away on. So she missed the concert

(35:12):
anyways. Anyhow, let's go over to 3/4
Human Podcast with Kevin, Marcy and Sluggo.
Let's start off with OK, so Michelle Santososo, I was there.
She is a guest. She was a friend of theirs that
did radio from. She had a wonderful Rick D story
which you guys should go back and listen to.
But she was so tough that Corny was scared of her.

(35:35):
And when they asked Corny to saybye, this was Corny's response.
Thank you for joining us, Michelle.
This has been great. Yeah.
Thanks for having me and I love that your weird corny AI shut
his mouth around me. He knows better.
It is unusual for him. Give us a recap of some of the
things we talked about Corny andsay goodbye.

(36:00):
Hey Corny, you son of a bitch, Corny, wake your ass up.
Corny How? Long do we wait a couple years,
Cornelius. Say goodbye for everybody.
The robots are not going to win this for people.
It's exactly. Yeah, I know.
Everybody's so worried. Fuck it, you got years yet

(36:20):
before it's a danger. Courtney.
Take up I. Don't know how that helps.
So yeah, Courtney did not make an appearance the whole episode.
She scared the crap out of him. It's a really interesting
episode. Lots to do on radio, Edwin.

(36:42):
I'm sure you enjoyed it. Oh, it was excellent.
She worked with Kevin and Bean back in Phoenix before they came
to LA, so he had great stories. And I'm a radio fan, so I'd love
to. And Doug Kelly, who was Kevin
Weatherly, right. And then her dad was a mobster.
Her dad was running drugs for Escobar.

(37:04):
That was craziness. She was talking about how she
was writing her book and going into her background and she
couldn't find anything on her dad because nobody would talk
because of of where he was in the mob.
Didn't she say the police came to school when she was in grade
school and like, took her out and.
She had to, like, lie down in the back of the limo.
Very interesting. Yeah.

(37:25):
So it it toughened her up for the perils of radio.
Apparently they had foot fetish talk.
And well, normally that's been done, but Sluggo made it weird.
I don't know how. Yeah, Sluggo made it weird.
So yeah, a little more foot fascination going on across the
board than you might have guessed.

(37:46):
Fascinating. That's fascinating.
I mean, I don't have a. How do?
You guys. Feet.
Yeah. How do you guys feel about you?
Attracted to them, I mean. No.
Fine with feet, but it doesn't. It's not a turn on.
Yeah, well, I had a morning wait.
Sorry. What?
Yeah. Just a little bit.
Did you say underarms? Yeah.
What? Really.

(38:06):
Yeah, but really. Yeah, so and then what I found.
A lot of nonsense just to be. Funny, but no, yeah, yeah, a
little bit. I mean just one person.
Wait, wait, why? What?
Why? I don't know of.
Heterosexual men in the United States are turned on by
underarms. Well shaved.

(38:27):
Well shaved, Well shaved underarms.
I didn't know that that wasn't the case when I was a little.
Well, looks like we've hit the limit of weirdly specific
status. There's not exactly a treasure
trove of data on underarm attraction.
Well, you know, see, I always like being out there and
unusual. We need to call the Ralph
report, have them do a deep diveon this.

(38:48):
Yeah, I, I was, I was prepared to Fast forward, but then
Sluggle made that comment and then it I, I just had to, I had
to pick it up for the group. Oh.
Thanks. And it's hilarious how he kind
of says under his breath. Then Marcie and Kevin.
Wait, what? Yeah.
Marcie was telling her doesn't tell her story which involved a

(39:09):
Co worker and his wife who was avolleyball player who were big
into that. But she told that story
afterwards. But everything stopped for
Sluggo and they they continued making fun of it.
They they actually got into Kevin.
They asked him what his fetish was.
Let's see that all. Right, Kevin, What's yours?
Cough it up. That's my what?
You know your weirdness. Oh, I'm totally G rated.

(39:32):
I don't have. No, I don't have.
Come on, there are plenty of things on a woman's.
Body that are beautiful. You don't have to go for armpits
or feet. Oh, we don't like those.
Oh wow, sorry. Not those, not.
Hide those ladies don't. The armpit thing, I just the
armpit thing, you guys, it's weird.
I know. I don't know.

(39:52):
It's, it is. I know it's it's, yeah.
It's an orifice. Is that, is that how you look at
it? It's an orifice.
No, I've never used. No, never thought of it that
way. Or you.
You almost said never. Used it that way?
No, that certainly weren't that way.
I just had to ask. Just had to.
Which is worse though, feet or armpits?
Armpits. Really.
OK. Yeah, can we take a poll?

(40:16):
Which one's worse here Of the group?
No. OK, I'm surprised Kevin didn't
reply with this when they asked what his thing was.
If you remember that he had one under his bed.
Yeah. There you go.
There you go. Bravo.
Excellent. OK, so let's see.
Let's see. Here's there's a couple of

(40:37):
things on the Cuppa Tina chat show.
Here is Bean and Ally trying to figure stuff out.
You've seen old people with, I don't even remember what they're
called in America. They're called Zimmer frames
here. Those things that you help walk
with. You know the things I'm talking
about, the metal things, what are they called?
A cane? No canes obviously is for one

(41:00):
hand. What are the two handed things
that you put both hands down andpush forward as you're walking?
What are those things called in America?
Like a stabilizer? I don't know.
You know what I'm talking about.Are you picturing it at all?
Yeah, like you, most people would use it when they first
learned to ice skate. Maybe so.
I don't know about that, but yeah.

(41:21):
A trainer? Would it be called a trainer?
No, that's not the word either. So you put both hands on a bar
in front of you and it has four legs and you push it if it's on
wheels. Like a Walker.
Maybe it's just a Walker. Maybe that's the word we're
looking for. It's just a Walker, Yeah.
They're called Zimmer frames here.
Do you think if you use a Zimmeror a Walker, where do you see

(41:43):
the sunset or the sunrise? Do we know why are people so mad
at us for being dumb? Because we're dumb.
Because we're great. Why would you be mad at that?
We're we know we're dumb. Because people feel like they're
getting Dumber listening to us have discussions like that.
A. Little bit of back story on the
sun setting. Someone called in and said

(42:05):
watching a sunset on the East Coast is different than watching
it on the West Coast because thesunsets and the West, as opposed
to setting where it sets in the east.
Anyhow, they went on, they had along string just like that one
on where the sunsets and why. And yeah, that was a Walker.
I don't know That was that was pretty bad.

(42:28):
And then they had this one with the well, they had this one
trying to figure out a song. Don't.
Blame us, play Monica. Monica's the one who dropped
this in our laps. And then she was very happy to
hang up the phone. Now it's our problem, right?
We're just doing the best we canwith what Monica left us.
We're cleaning up her mess, right?
Even. Shaggy was like, I don't need a
little Monica in my life. Is that Shaggy shit?
It's not Shaggy. A little bit of Monica in my Who

(42:51):
is that? Isn't that what's his face?
It's what's his face is. Damn it, we're doing it again.
A little bit. Who is it?
It is me of all people. Usually has these at his
fingertips. I'm pretty good with stuff like
that. It is Casey and the Sunshine
Band. Nope.
That was the disco thing, right?What's that guy's name?

(43:12):
Look that up for us, because I'mnot.
It's blanking me, right? Ali, Google's Oh my God, it's
Lou Bega. Of course it's Lou Bega, of
course it is. And it's mambo number. 5.
Right, that's what we're talkingabout.
Why didn't see if we shagged? Cuz shaggy's like it wasn't me.
What? And we're back, ladies, and we
are back. Quality podcasting.

(43:34):
That's excellent right there. Beautiful, beautiful.
When they say the wrong word I if they would have asked me the
question I would have known it but when they say the wrong one
it like pushes the right stuff out of my head.
It kind of messed me up for like5 minutes that day.
Trying to figure out it was new Vega that you're just walking
around all day on your Walker. My Zimmer.

(43:55):
Yeah, my Zimmer frame. What did it call it?
Zimmer frame? Call it by its name.
Yeah, like, why would you call it a Zimmer frame?
It's probably a manufacturer back in the day, and it's stuck
around in England that they're old enough.
But it's such a long name, a Walker.
It's just a Walker. You walk with it Walker.
It's like an extra lettered. Yeah, it's still it's still too

(44:17):
much. If I'm going to have trouble
walking, I don't want to have toadd an extra letter profession
ask for my thing that helps me walk.
I just we just call it a walk, right?
Even Cat would get along so well.
All right, all right. Let's end this with a call from
Edwin. Our friend Edwin always manages
to see the bright side of things.

(44:38):
Hey, Dean, it's Edwin from Quitters.
Never give up. Did you hear the great news
about Taylor Swift getting engaged?
This is fantastic. When she gets divorced, she's
going to have material for like.10 albums.
Dare you? Oh.
So it's great news. How dare you.
First of all, Edwin, Second of all, I know that a lot of people
think that Taylor Swift only writes songs about her personal

(44:59):
life. But like all artists, she draws
on other people's experience. She has written lots of songs
from the third person. She has written songs based on
things that have happened to people she knows.
Sometimes people she just reads about in the paper.
So I think there's going to be room for all different kinds of
Taylor songs, whether they stay married or not.
But thanks for bringing it up. So yeah, Taylor Swift got
engaged and that was a reason for Edwin's call. 10 albums, I

(45:21):
think that's short. I think that's that's on the
lower side. I think it's gonna be like 20 or
30 albums. It could easily be.
Yeah, the divorce, I mean the engagement and marriage is a
good for another 30 albums and then the middle of the marriage
will probably be a little bit ofdry spell.
I don't know a lot about Taylor Swift, but the things I've heard

(45:44):
is that she is very specific with the things she writes.
Like she wrote about some dude'sscarf or sweater or some
bullshit and just it became a big huge thing.
So the middle of the marriage isgoing to be really boring.
Like he didn't put the seat downand he didn't wake up on time.
Just kind of boring when? He's out with his brother.

(46:06):
He forgot our anniversary. That's two albums right there.
Right. And imagine if if it ends well.
If it doesn't end well for him, he's just going to be murdered,
right? A bunch of Swifties are just
going to swarm him and kill him.All right, let's see.

(46:27):
OK, so that's the end. Ali, what did you think?
I just, I just don't like it. I don't like to poop in there,
quite frankly. Sorry, Ali, I'll try better next
time. Let's continue with the week
that was 2014 with listener Edwin.
Press the button, my friend. Send me back into time.

(46:47):
Edwin, our listener. Edwin, he's a funny man.
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny, man. It's a New day.
You can't Power Feature Presentation 114.

(47:09):
So we're somebody. We have it.
Good day mates, I'm doing the week that was September one to
five, 2014. Let's start off with one of my
favorite bits where they add a hay to the end of things, or in
this case to the start of things.

(47:34):
It's it's the world famous K rock.
This is the capital B show. We have the Arctic Monkeys
coming a little bit. Later on this morning, OK.
Indeed, performing live. Hey, we probably should have
handled this off the air, but dowe need to have people call him
for the thing right now? Yeah, yeah.
I think The thing is next, right?
OK, so I won't give away this thing.
Let's not do your thing. I'm going to put this thing over
here. Let's.
See, why don't you tell him about the thing that we're?

(47:55):
Going to do your. Thing.
And I'll do my thing at a later time later.
VIP passes to the Sunset Strip Music Fest of September 20th and
21st featuring Jane's Addiction Tove so big day to Cold War Kids
and more. You get passed into the Bud
Light backstage as well. Go to character come for details
or you can call right now at 1-800-520-1067.
Give you a chance to earn your way into the sentence for music
as you get play game little after 7:00.

(48:16):
You want to call right now? You can.
First, though, here's Ralph withthe showbiz meet on a.
Tuesday, that game is called. Hey listen, a lot of people
calling in with a lot of love for Greatest American Hero
Kevin. I don't want to have you poo
pooing it. Is that what I was doing?

(48:36):
Yeah. I thought Kevin was saying he
never saw it. I didn't.
See it? I think I was the one who was
saying it was. Terrible.
I don't want time for you. You're poo pooping.
You have one guy no pooing and the other guy poo pooping.
Yeah, I left that left part, last part in for Christopher.
He loves that show and he loves poo pooing things.
Exactly. That's a great show.

(48:57):
Yeah, it is. And they were talking about a
remake and it goes back to the flashback where they were
announcing movies. It's always weird when we listen
to these old shows and they announce things that just never
happened and. Unfortunately, a lot.
Yeah, they announced that The Greatest American Hero was going
to get remade. I can remember when they
announced this. I got excited.
I was waiting for it to happen and it never happened.

(49:19):
And now with my old man brain, Ilisten to an old show and they
announce something. I'm like, I'll, I'll have to
text Christopher. Did they do that?
Did that ever happen? He's like, no, no.
So that was 1. Believe it or not.
Christopher. Yeah, Christopher.
Walking on air. Nice.
Yeah. Thank you.
Lindsay, do you remember the greatest American hero?

(49:42):
No. Yeah, I'm trying to remember if
that hay was the one I sent being, because I think this is
the one I sent being. And that's from what I like
about you better Romantics. I don't think it was the same 1
and I think they did that joke alittle bit more later on, but
that was a fun like foreshadowing of what they were

(50:04):
going to do later. Nice.
Let's play Total Recall. So I'm going to do the intro and
when we get to the game, I'll pause it.
Let's start with Jen. You'll get the first one OK.
Total Recall. That's the game that we play if
you want to get to the Sunset Strip music fast.

(50:25):
Oh yeah, Total Recall Sunset. Music fast, that's what you.
Will win. All you have to do is recall.
We are very excited about this game.
He seems to be. Yeah.
September 20 and 21. It's VIP passage to the Sunset
Strip music festival. Great lineup.

(50:45):
Cold War Kids, Big Data, Tove, Low Empire, The Sun, Jane's
Addiction and more. Plus you get passage to the Bud
Light backstage. You can go to care.com for
details. We got contestants on the phone.
Kevin, how's this one work? You give a category and then
they have a clock which I believe is 10 seconds long.
They have to name. I believe it's 5 things.
You give them a category, they name 5 things in 10 seconds.
Doesn't sound too hard, but the 10 seconds goes pretty quickly.

(51:08):
I would be terrible at this game, I do know that.
All right, so there will only be1 winner.
So Lisa May, you'll do a drawingfor us.
Who's our first contestant? Let's start with Henry in Los
Angeles. Hi.
Hey. How you guys?
Doing Henry says he's a farmer. Really.
Let's write down Azad. Where where do you farm Henry?
We have a small farm in the Ojai.
Oh, OK. All right.
Good. Good for you.
All right, listen up. 10 secondson the clock.

(51:29):
It is possible that the most popular K Rock band of all time
is Nirvana. Will you name for me, please, in
10 seconds, 5 Nirvana songs thatwe have played about a million
times each year on K Rock. Good luck.
Oh, spells like Teen Spirit comeas you are in utero.
Heart sheet box hit. That has to be 10 seconds, yeah.

(51:54):
It's harder than you think because we've heard those songs
a million times and I couldn't do it either.
Let's see how the contestant did.
And sorry so sorry, although very close, if they had songs
with F words and S words in their titles, you would have
gotten them. That's.
Really. Cool.
Wow. Out of 10 seconds, about four
that was cursing. I know this is, I know it's a

(52:17):
Dick move after you've already lost, but if I threw out
Heart-shaped Box and In Bloom and Lithium and Come as You Are
and all apologies and about it all, there's so many Nirvana
sods. Yeah.
All right, Next up is going to be Lindsay A.
So when they get to the thing, I'm going to pause it and you
jump in. It's tough under pressure, but
thanks for playing. Henry's drinking boat on Let's

(52:39):
go to Megan and Sandy Maasai. Hi.
Hi. Hi Megan, how you feeling about
your chances here? Hopefully good.
OK, All right, Good luck. 10 seconds on the clock.
Would you name for me please 5 things that you might put
ketchup on? A hot dog, hamburger, French
fries, tater tots, hash Browns. Wow.

(53:01):
She is the champion. Nice.
Believe it or not, she's walkingon here, kids.
Gotcha. That's the other contestant.
OK, fries, a hamburger, a grilled tea sandwich, that some
people do do that. Crap.
I guess you could. Put it on crap, but I've never
heard of that. Sorry.

(53:24):
Yeah, I think you came up with three.
But yeah, there's hash Browns, breakfast burritos, steak I gave
them meatloaf 4 if you count crap.
But that's only four, all right.Corn dogs.
Here I got corn dogs. Yeah.
All right. Thank you for playing, I'm sorry
you didn't. All right, Drew, you're going to
be up next. This one's going to be yours.
I'll pause it when they ask the question.
All. Right.
Let's go to our next contestant,Ralph in Los Angeles High.

(53:47):
IB, Kevin B. Hi.
Ralph, good morning. This this game is not easy.
You guys total recall. All right, Ralph, listen up.
Young all boy pop bands are often known by the genre name of
boy bands. Can you name for me, please?
In 10 seconds, five boy bands. Backstreet Boys ***NSYNC 98° Oh

(54:10):
shit, right, I'm out. Five O Town.
I I should have given this one to Lindsay.
I know she could do it. She could give us 10 I bet.
Crap MC 88° One Direction that you mean.
Move that micro Jackson back. You got up to such a great start

(54:32):
too. There's if I could make a
suggestion. You have 10 seconds.
I don't know that cursing beam is a good use of your time.
There's also new Kids on the Block, Boys to men, Backstreet
Boys, New Addition. Color me bad.
There's a lot of them out there,but again, time on the clock
you. Should be proud you didn't know
those, no? I am, I am OK, good.
OK, Christopher, this one's going to be yours.

(54:53):
Are we in sudden death yet, you guys?
Or what do you? Think I would say we are, yeah,
because we're. Getting close to time here.
Amy in Culver City is next. Hi.
Hi. How's it going?
Very good. How have you been doing
listening on the phone, Amy? Oh, it's making me very nervous.
Yeah, OK. All right, 10 seconds on the
clock. Let's see how you do with this
one. Who hasn't been on Snow White's
scary adventure ride at Disneyland based on the Disney

(55:14):
classic movie Snow White and theSeven Dwarfs.
I'm asking you to name five of the dwarves in 10 seconds.
Good luck. Sleepy, happy, dopey doc and
bashful. Wow.
That's a record of some kind. Let's.
See how the caller did. Ladies.
Gentlemen, we have a winner. This was her.

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Category. This was in her wheelhouse.
Wasn't it in like 5 seconds? She.
Still had half of her time to go.
How did you know all of those dwarfs like that without even
thinking about it? We literally have no idea.
I just, I just, I guess all. Right, Very impressive.
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And thanks for playing Total Recall.
Yeah, and you're going to be singing Total Recall to
yourself. That's a bot from the 80s, kids.
Great song. Nice.
Here's some bad news. This was Jimmy Jamieson from
Survivor. He passed away and a little bit
of tomfoolery. And Jimmy Jamison has passed

(56:19):
away. He was the lead singer for a
band called Survivor. Now, when you think Survivor,
you think Eye of the Tiger from 1934.
That was not the Jimmy Jamison singing lead on that.
He joined the band just after just after their biggest hit,
their biggest band ever. But he did sing on many of their
hits after that, including High On You.
The search is over. That was their big ballot.
Remember, the search is over. I don't give a big song.

(56:41):
Nope. Oh.
Man. How about Burning Heart from
Rocky 4? Now you're rather tired.
Have you pumped with that song in your life?
Come on, that's on the iPad. That's on the iPad.

(57:01):
And the old thing, the MP. Three player.
What do kids call it these days?The lava lamp.
It's a lamp on your phone. I heard that what happened was
the lead singer of Survivor had some sort of throat problems or
sort of polyps or something after he recorded Eye of the
Tiger. So it was unable to keep
singing. So this guy, Jimmy Jameson,
joined the band, stayed with himfor years and years and years,
and then the other guy got better.

(57:23):
So they fired this guy, brought the other guy back, and then the
other guy went out and toured with his own Survivor.
So there were all these lawsuitsbecause there were two different
lead singers of Survivor. Out there in two different
bands. Oh that breaks my heart.
Yeah, it's ugly. Very so.
After Eye of the Tiger, he had the throat.
Of the frog. Wow, come on, you're not proud

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of that. The file.
Let's do that by itself tomorrowwith extreme prejudice.
Come on this. Is not good.
You wish you had to. Get that?
Quit. I'm sorry, I would put that in
the file of greatness, not the file.
That was awesome. Let's move on to what was the

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song of the summer in 2014. This is interesting because
Michelle Santa Sue also, did I say it right?
She mentioned on the 3/4 Human and she said that there's no
song of the summer anymore, which I thought was interesting.
What do you guys think about that proposition?
I was listening to this with my with my daughter in the car, and

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she said it was Sabrina Carpenter, man's best friend,
She said that's the song of the summer for them.
Yeah, that's her song. No, it's not.
It's nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday.
That's the song of the. Summer.
Well, that's what she said, That's what Michelle said.
But she's wrong. The kids tell her she's wrong.
Michelle, you tell Michelle she's wrong because Michelle's

(58:50):
got the mafia, Mafia dad's. You know she's just going to
Michelle's off. It's nothing beats a Jet 2
holiday anyways. Eddie, you're regretting asking.
It's been ruled. It's been ruled.
All right, hush. Let's see what the song of the
summer for 2014. Was official song of the summer.

(59:10):
The official what? Song of the summer.
It's been named, it's been tagged, it's been defined this
whole summer, it's over, the summer's over and now they have
crowned a winner. All right.
The official song of the summer.The song of the summer.
Birthday. It's my candle blowing birthday.

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I didn't hear anything better than that, no.
Was it Ariana Grande's problem? Grande Ariana Grande's problem.
Was it? That's a good choice, was it?
No, I don't think so. It wasn't.
I don't think so. Not at all, no.
Was it rude by magic? Oh God, I hope not.
I hope not. Rude.
That's a terrible song by magic.Don't you know I'm a human?
Do F you should. White guys be allowed to do

(59:55):
reggae. What's up with that guy?
Come. On Now that guy's horrible.
Stop it. It was a big song though.
You in the sky. Keep something.
Yeah, that's it. That's number one.
Here's my choice. Yeah, Osama and his and his mom.
Is that it? That's suck in the summer.

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Don't spit out your coffee, Ralph.
You think? It might be good.
And his troops. And his mom.
See, I'm not sure we ever got his Mama, so it's still
relevant. I've got it.
I don't know. What he's doing in that.
Quarter come back, Ralph. You're OK, buddy.
Got to. He's got his mouth full of
coffee. He's ready to spit it off.

(01:00:38):
I couldn't come in, I couldn't spin it out, I couldn't swallow
man slam between choking to death and spitting the coffee.
I I actually have it. I I should have said something,
but I read the article so here's.
Number one what? Up talking to you.
Shut up. What Up talking to you?
Shut up. No, according to the Hot 100

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spending seven weeks at #1 this summer.
Billboard.com says Fancy by IggyAzalea Number one shot in the
summer. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, Now great. A kid from Compton like her can
come out and just have all that success and I don't turn up from

(01:01:23):
the mean streets. No, no, she's projects
Australian and white and just faking the accent.
Isn't that what's going on? Oh.
That's right, Yeah, she's from Sydney.
Shut up, Iggy Azalea, summer man.
I'm so fast you already know I'min the fast lane from LA to

(01:01:45):
Tokyo. Very popular Neil Young cover
version of the Sock of the Summer.
How is it not Weird Al? See.
There's Weird AL's cover of thathandy, right?
Handy. I like it.
Any other versions we want to get?

(01:02:05):
Through I think that's probably enough, all right.
Yeah, so the real song of the summer was Iggy Azalea, but I'm
partial to the Weird Al cover myself.
Exactly. But it's a good song, actually.
I heard it and it's kind of beenon my mind ever since I heard it
the other day. Well, Iggy Zeley went on to a
fabulous career. She's just making hits after
hits right now, right? When she won her 11th Grammy in

(01:02:27):
a row. Yeah.
And then she retired. Truly impressive.
Joan Rivers died in 2014. So Ralph did not like Joan
Rivers. And I appreciated the whole
show. He was honest about it.
He suddenly didn't soft pedal his views.
And this is interesting. Kind of recaps the whole thing.
All right, Joan Rivers has passed away at the age of 81.

(01:02:47):
We've been talking about it all morning.
I was not a fan. I didn't think she was funny.
And I thought in the in the final analysis, she was a, a
mean spirited person who, who was, who was cruel and rude to a
lot of people that I know personally.
I'd, I'd heard stories of peoplewho never, she never punched up.

(01:03:08):
She only punched down, you know what I'm saying?
Like she'd be friends with the celebrities and stuff like that.
But I had heard stories of people who worked around her
that made me not like her on a personal level.
All that being said, she did pass away.
She had a daughter and a grand and a grandson.
And no one wants to wish I'll onthe families or friends of
anyone who's passed away. I understand it's a it's a very

(01:03:29):
difficult time for them. So we, we already obviously send
our, our, our caring and support.
But, and I understand also people say she made it possible
for a lot of other female comedians to come in her wake.
And I agree that she did breakthrough in the comedy
business when it was almost solely populated by male stand
ups. And she did opened that door for
a lot of women who followed her so that.
Was she fill in for Johnny Carson?
She was. His regular fill and he was the
only she, he was the only personhe would allow to fill in for

(01:03:51):
him for a while on this night show and then she opted to take
a job opposite him on Fox, the fledgling network.
Fox offered her a late night show directly opposite Johnny
Carson and Carson never forgave her for that and never spoke to
her again after that. Wow.
Because he had pretty much he made her career.
He put her on the Carson show inthe early 60s and overnight made

(01:04:14):
her a player in the comedy worldand he he handpicked her to be
his fill in whenever he was on vacation.
He took really good care of her and then she went and did that
and took another job across the street at another network and he
was understandably hurt by that.Yeah, but I don't blame her
either. I mean if they're going to offer
her her own full time show most.People would probably take this

(01:04:35):
opportunity. I think Carson found about found
out about it after the fact. That was another thing about the
way, yeah, the way she handled it I think was.
So they call me they use me as the poster boy if Joan Rivers
hate in Variety magazine today. So as I thought about it more
and more, I said OK, I'll wear that badge.
It's. OK with me.
You're not happy she died? I'm not happy she died for the

(01:04:56):
people, nor do I regret the many, many times I mocked her
and made fun of her horrible skills as an interviewer on the
red carpet and her lack of comedy and and her failure of
many, many professional levels over the years.
Happy I took that stand as well.Yeah.
So there you go. John Rivers passed away.

(01:05:16):
I will say one thing, Ralph hated the later Joan Rivers, the
one that was on East making fun of the way people trust.
And that was a different animal from Joan Rivers in the
beginning. She was actually quite good in
the beginning, very funny. That's why she was Johnny
Carson's fill in. So I will say that about Joan
Rivers. You cut out the part where Ralph

(01:05:37):
read what the lady wrote. So somebody was writing about
Ralph's disdain for her in what publication?
Variety. Yeah, that was kind of how it
came back up. It was kind of funny.
Yeah, Variety mentioned that Ralph was one of the people that
didn't like her, and he was finewith it.

(01:05:58):
And like I said all through the show, I mean, he wasn't mean
about it, but he's like, I have to be honest, I didn't like her.
So, yeah, that kind of recap thewhole thing in that last
segment. The TV show Hacks, I always
wondered if it was about Joan Rivers because she's a stand up
comedian, old school doing Vegas.
She gets a young writer that's kind of been thrown out of the

(01:06:21):
business and this is like her last chance to make her.
And she gets hired to make this woman relevant again and she
finds this old material that shehas.
So I always thought it was aboutJoan Rivers.
I'll have to watch that. That sounds interesting.
It's a great show. I like it, Liked it a lot.
For his recommendation for you guys out there, the King of
Mexico was on a roll again. He's gonna decide when you can

(01:06:45):
and cannot be sad. Right now, though, we have to
catch you up. I went on off the air yesterday.
There's a lot of people here whohave a lot of opinions.
Well, they got a lot of problems, too.
That, too. Our producer Dave Sanchez, also
known of course as the King of Mexico, is a sad, strange little
man. And he was telling us yesterday

(01:07:05):
how we are not allowed to feel sad when one of our favorite
entertainers passes away. Now I just want to make this
perfectly clear. We decided to do this before the
Joan Rivers thing. This has nothing to do with
that. Yeah, this is completely right.
This came up because of the the Internet hoax about Betty
White's passing where Betty White dies comfortably in

(01:07:26):
Beverly Hills. But the the story was a spoof
story was spelled DYES like she dyes her hair comfortably in
Beverly Hills. And and who was it who mentioned
they would feel sad if Beer Muchsaid he would feel sad if Betty
White passed? That would bum me out.
Yeah, and Dave said no, you can't feel Sid.
If she D's, it was weird. So we were sitting here and I

(01:07:48):
was baffled by the fact that Beer Mug would be sad if Betty
White died. OK.
That's a whole nother. That's a whole nother issue.
But then Dave's unwillingness toallow it was really baffling
even more. My point being is no, you won't.
You won't be sad. That's my point and my point.
Was insane. How that is my sad because he

(01:08:08):
doesn't care. He just said oh I would be sad.
No, you won't. If it happens.
So he won't so that. First of all, you said you
denied him his feelings and saidhe wouldn't be sad.
He wouldn't. And then you told him why he
shouldn't and would not be allowed to be sad in your world,
that no one should feel sad. And suddenly you became Dave
Sanchez, death judge. I don't know exactly where this,

(01:08:33):
I don't know exactly where this this came from, but then we
started throwing out other celebrities and we realized Dave
will not allow you to be sad about any celebrity.
No, that passes away someone in your own family.
Listen, you're. Not allowed to feel sad if
someone dies. It's it's an insane concept.
And why are you Dave Sanchez, death judge?

(01:08:55):
How do you get to judge who's upset about what?
How does? That happened.
Well, let's discuss I the the criteria was that if they lived
a full life and die of natural causes, yes, then it's fine and
you should expect it. And you know, you should be
happy for them that they moved on and they're no longer here
suffering or doing whatever. They were doing whatever, you

(01:09:17):
know, they had lived a full. Life, it was a good life and.
Well, first of all, then they all be true, but you're still
sad when they go. You're going to miss them.
Even if you see that. You don't know that, but your
love does not know Betty White. No, it's Golden Girls, Dave.
Wow, I'll. Never say that again.
First of all, never admit that. Golden Girl's pretty funny, so.
Second of all, if you have somebody that you will be bummed

(01:09:40):
about, 1-800-520-1067 is the number You're going to have to
face Dave though. Yeah, we want to run it past
Dave. If there's someone, a celebrity
or someone who had an influence on your life, a musician, an
artist who has recently passed away and that bummed you out,
we're going to run it past Dave Sanchez, death judge, and we'll
see if it's OK for you to feel sad or not.

(01:10:00):
Oh, what do I even say? I remember at the time I was
furious. Yeah, it's, it's it's kind of
amazing that he doesn't think that the, that you could be sad
for somebody you'd never met, but kind of makes sense too.
Yeah. Wait, what it does?
I mean, can you really truly be sad or mourn like you would?

(01:10:25):
Well, it's not the same as if it's someone you knew, but.
Right. Yeah, I think that actually,
like, we can't have feelings forpeople we've never met.
Would you be sad when you heard about the tsunami?
And what was that, Indonesia years ago when you said yeah,
but you never met those people. True.
Thank you. I went.
Yeah, I know. I I don't, I thought I was

(01:10:46):
wrong, just siding with the Kingof Mexico in any way, shape or
form. But, you know, try to make a a,
you know, conversation here. Podcasts are about
conversations. Not wrong conversations.
Though, you know, sometimes. Exactly.
Hush. Let's move on.
Here's Dave. They actually took calls.
People called in and mentioned acelebrity they loved and Dave

(01:11:09):
told them if they could be sad or not.
Hey guys, How's it going? Hey, Lisa.
It's going well, except for Daveis sort of weird.
Carlos would like you to talk about the person who affected
you, even though you didn't knowthem personally and their
passing made you sad. We're gonna run that past Dave
Sanchez, Death judge. Well, see, when I got the news
that Chick Curran had passed away, I actually cried because

(01:11:31):
he was he. I felt like he was part of my
life. Absolutely.
Carlos entering courtroom. All right, Carlos enters the
courtroom asking Dave Sanchez, death judge, if he can feel sad
because Chick Curran passed away.
Let's see what the judge has to say.
Hey, Carlos, you felt that he was with you the whole life,
right? Yeah, because I mean it.
But was he? Are not the same.

(01:11:51):
Yes, every time I turned on the radio, he was right.
There, he was there. Yeah, but but he was.
There. And you met him and you knew him
and you hung out with him. I I did not meet him.
But it felt like the way he was his character, it made you feel
like you knew him. OK.
And if you're a hard to make sports?
Fan. Carlos, every time you listen to
me. I even love Chick Kern.

(01:12:12):
But you know what? I just go to that statue that's
hanging outside Staples Center and go, hey, what up Chick?
And they keep moving. So no.
No, Carlos. No.
Wow, Sorry Carlos. Sorry, Carlos.
You can't feel bad any longer. Go watch an 80s game or
something when they were good so.
See, he's just a Laker. Here, no, I love chick earns.
If you go to a statue, it's the same thing as the person.

(01:12:32):
Being alive. Hey, what's up?
Dick. No idea.
There's so much more damage herethan we thought.
I agree. A lot of damage there.
Yeah, just go to the statue. Hey, Chick, what's up?
Same thing as if he's alive. It makes.
Sense hey, I'd like to have a met him a couple times.
Nice guy, but come on, you're wrong on that one.

(01:12:56):
Well, that is it for the week that was.
What do you guys think about theguy that puts us together?
What's up with that guy? Come on.
That guy's horrible. Stop it.
OK, well, I'm done. Back to you, Steve.
Thank you, Edwin. Thank you for listening to this
fantabulous episode of Critters Never Gave Up.

(01:13:18):
The podcast about the Thing and all the things, the Kevin and
Bean universe and things and stuff is we have a get together.
Oh, we have a get together September 27th where we're going
to watch Airplane. Edwin told me to bring that up.
It's going to be fun. We're going to have it's going
to be you think of chicken or fish.
I think that's going to be maybeit's just going to be pizza, one

(01:13:42):
of the two. But come to the movie night.
It'll be awesome. It'll be in San Dimas.
There'll be a pool there too. Fitting right with that airplane
theme. Yes, this is Christopher for
Jen, Drew, Edwin and Lindsay, thank you for listening and
goodbye. Bye.
Hi, everybody. Is it funny?
Yeah, very. But you almost got titties

(01:14:05):
killed. Oh come on, get to blue bloods.
So Yep, no envy here, just a little bit of digital amusement
at your ouchies, man. Fuck all you hoes.

(01:14:31):
Name a time that most people getup.
In the morning. A time most people go to bed at
night. A Southern state, North
Carolina. Something you buy in a
delicatessen. Pickles.
Something you put in tea. Tea bag.

(01:14:53):
So good. I mean it was a blast, 98° no,
just bean lady Dana. Great.