Episode 205 - Kars 4 Kids

Kat's mom, Mary P threatens Lindsay, Kevin and spiders, Mormons, Party Bus Kevin, Feliz Navidad, a free U2 album, and Beer Mug doing the hanging up!

Episode Transcript

(00:01):
Good luck. I'm cutting the fucking spot,
Tony. I only listened for for Lisa.
Oh, Jennifer, that's what. I'm just to roll with it.

(00:23):
Let's see what's up with Florida.
And see if there's a theme hiding somewhere else that's,
you know, in anyone's butt. What he was saying goodbye in
the famous. Words of Kevin Rogers welcome to
vital social issues and stuff with.
Quitters never give up, no. Hang.
Up on. Yourself.
Go ahead. Repping for all of.

(00:43):
Quitters never give up. Check off Christopher, Check
off. Jen Pastorini, check off
Lindsay. Hello, Drew.
Aw, the great Ed Wynn, ladies and gentlemen.
I love him so much. Because I said quitters never
give up. And he said that's.
All they do. But you see.
No shock, no engulfment, no tearing asunder.

(01:10):
What you feared would come like an explosion.
Is like a whisper. What you thought was the end at
the beginning. When will it happen?
Where will we? Go, go.

(01:30):
We have already begun. A lot of party people it is
quarters never go up. Lindsay's having a laugh attack.
I have a comment to read from Mary B.
I'm so excited about it. From Mary B.
Mary Pak, Jen's mom. We're gonna.

(01:50):
Need a theme for her but I'll wait till after I'm introduced
to read. OK, what was that clip from
Christopher? Which one?
The last one that is for Robert Redford, that is from the
Twilight Zone where he played Death.
One of my favorite episodes. The music was Edmeto Pasquale,
who also passed away, and Bean didn't mention him.

(02:12):
I was kind of kind of disappointed.
Brazilian musician, Obscure. I was thinking he would be the
only one that would mention. But anyhow, let's say hello to
the quitters. Who's first?
Wow, yeah. Indeed, I don't really see her
Lindsay owning the stage there's.
A likable enough actress on screen.

(02:32):
However, this is a three person play written by David Mamet.
Yeah. Hey, Lindsay.
Is that Lindsay Lohan and a three person play?
Yes, I'm running out of Lindsay clips.
They're not talking about Lindsay Lohan as much.
I give up. I give my my stage up to Mary P,

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who we need a theme song for, who has entered the comments on
episode 2 O3 to. Say, all right, go ahead, go
ahead, go ahead. OK Lindsay, I know some women
really do not want to give up old family recipes.
Well listen lady I have been looking for a recipe for chicken
tetrazini for years now they aresaying that you said that was

(03:15):
someone's name. Are you kidding me?
All caps. I promise I won't tell anyone
where I got the recipe but give it up bitch I need it.
Really. I love all you quitters but just
help me out here. Love to all.
Mary P. The comment has everything.
Note. To self never cross Mary Pi.

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I don't know why this was a comment on episode 2 O3 because
our discussion of chicken tetrazzini was so long ago.
She still talks about it. Yeah, it was a bit on Mori that
was covered by the soup. I've never once eaten or made
chicken tetrazzini, so I hope, Idon't know, give it up, bitch.
So I may be dead. Next week because.

(04:00):
Mary P is going to knife me in my sleep.
I think you should. You should learn how to make
chicken tetrazzini. I think you should.
Just send her a random recipe. How's she going to know it's not
yours? Yeah, but if she uses it to get
someone to cheat on their personand then they go on the
equivalent of Mori these days, then you know the full circle.

(04:24):
Anyways, I'm really sorry, but hello.
And I'm delighted by Mary Pete. This is my favorite introduction
ever by the way. I don't know what she do with
the chicken santrazini, but pilelovey.
Pile lovey. I know she's seducing my man
with a chicken tetrazine. There you go, let's see who's
next. You sound.
Hot. Too Lee, are you you really do

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smart. Hello.
Well, my first name is Jennifer,so yes, you know I'm.
That's. All we need to know.
Oh my. Goodness, Jennifer, I'm so in
love with you right now. Hey, Jen.
Hello party people. We got Edwin.
My name is Ed. Everyone say hello Ed.
Good day mates. I have this clip for Edwin.

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You know, I, I was spanked. That was Lisa saying she was.
Yes, he sent that to me. Much appreciated, Christopher.
And then I also have this one for Edwin.
You have never sounded older. We we'll just check that in when

(05:27):
we're talking about old stuff. All right.
And I'm Christopher. Oh.
My God. Oh my God.
What the hell, Chris, can't you lock the door?
Oh my God, I can't Unsee that now.
How's it going, everybody? All right, here's the flash.
Hello and welcome to a very special.
Flashback. Because I'm going to introduce

(05:47):
you now flashbacks. And no flashbacks.
Let's have a look at this. Just play the intro.
These are old clips. I got a puppy so I didn't really
have time. I just pulled stuff from the
great archive. Thank you, Kevin Stockdale.

(06:09):
Stockdale. That's that guy from that band,
right? Yeah, killers.
Like him, Brandon Flowers love song, good song.
All right, it's time for one of our favorite features.
This is called Would you like totake that back?
Catchiest damn theme song ever, by the way.
Kevin, you're going to be takingsome of these back, I guarantee
you, because I've heard you. This is the all Ralph edition.

(06:29):
We were just discussing a Ralph.Kevin is so rarely in.
Would you like to take that back?
And I'm trying to figure out if it's just that he is gold.
He is spot on. He's never, he doesn't open his
mouth unless he knows it's goingto be perfect.
Or is he just not trying which is Kevin?
Is like the Oscar Wilde of radio.
He is his. His wit is so razor sharped and
so poignant that he rarely makesa misstep that we would ever put

(06:51):
into one of these files and ask me if he wants to take it back.
But neither of you can live quite up to that expectation.
No, it's time for the Ralph edition, the all Ralph edition,
and I believe this is the first time I've ever featured only one
person. Can't be right.
And would you like to take that would?
You like to take that back? Would you like to take that
back? Tell me what you if you could,
you would you could you take that back?
Would you like to take that back?

(07:12):
Would you like to take that back?
Tell me what you if you could you would you, could you take
that back? So this this feature started
because we realized that we makemistakes frequently on this
show, and wouldn't it be great if there was some way to make a
public apology to the poor people who had to listen in here
at the time? So second chance.
That's what it is. Yeah.
Second chance. So the All Ralph edition.

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I can't wait to hear what you'regoing to ask him if he'll take
back. All right.
I take it back let you know right now.
These all come from showbiz, which is, you know, he's ad
libbing the whole thing, but thefirst one is talking about
birthdays. From Heroes turns 33, singer
Beck celebrates his 40th birthday today.
For his birthday I bought him AI, got him 2 turntables and a
microphone. Is that right?

(07:52):
Already enjoys that what alreadyhasn't?
What? Yeah.
Oh, I hope I saved the receipt. File.
Would you like to take that back?
Nope, holding on to that one. Proud of that work.
Out of that one wheat. I think it was so wheat I must
take cake, it was that sweet. I'm with you.
I enjoyed it very much. It was very, very timely, very
topical. There's no reason you.

(08:14):
Tie in a perfect. Tie Absolutely no.
No, Sir, no. I forgot who the Bond girl was.
It was in a taxi. The car door got hit.
Who was that? Beyoncé.
Beyoncé. OK, that's.
Her being a Bond girl. Well, I'm sorry, but would.
You like to put that in the file.
Yes. I didn't remember what the setup
was, but here's what Ralph said.When she opened the door of her
parked car, a cab zipped by and took the door off the hinges.

(08:38):
Wow. Dude, that's a, that's a.
That's a close call. Obviously she was shaking Wow,
but not stirred. What'd you like to take that?
Back. Yeah, I'll take that back.
That makes no sense whatsoever. By the way.
I believe I heard Cycle Mike sayit just before you did too.
Did you guys hear that? I believe I didn't hear it.
I think Cycle Mike threw that inas well just to make sure it got

(08:59):
covered. And at least we now understand
why you thought they were talking about a Bond girl.
Now it makes perfect. Sense been a Bond girl I would
not be taking it back, but therewas no relationship whatsoever
to those two things and it was apointless misspoke on my part.
It was a pointless misspoke. Bespoke.
Would you like to put that in the file?
Yes. All right.
So instyle.com has given us thislist of the 10 sexiest female on

(09:21):
screen spies of all time. There's better be some Sidney
Bristow. That's that's all I have to say.
Well. Why don't you wait and see, Mr.
Jump ahead. I like that does.
This cross make you want to jumpahead.
No file, file yeah, that was that was horrible, terrible.
Once again, no connection didn'tmake any sense and didn't fit
and. The song wasn't.
Jump ahead, jump ahead. None of that was good.

(09:44):
Not one little bit of that was usable.
That. Footage was usable.
That's all going to end up on the floor.
I'm talking about Cycle Bike whohas been filling in on E
Entertainment Television. He says his Co host is
television. His Co host is hot, he says.
This goes who's? His hot cat Sadler.
Cat Sadler. She's hot.
She wears almost nothing. She's.
Going to Kathmandu. Nope.

(10:05):
We pause for a second. This is roll on and fire pilot
I'm. Keeping.
That away, yes. You're not keeping that one.
Kathmandu. You are not keeping.
That because her name. Is.
Tommy, your kids tell me what I can keep in that this is an
option that I have to take it back or not.
All right, there's the game isn't called.
You must take that back. You must take that back.

(10:28):
You need to take that back. You know I would not like to.
Then let me ask a question. Can you defend it?
Yes. You don't have to take a bath,
but can you defend? It tell me why that worked Cat.
Cat. Cat is the operative word there
that ties those two things together.
And the 1949 song Kathmandu Cat.Is the is the tie.
So if Mike said I'm working on the E this week with a chick

(10:50):
named Cat Sailor and I said, oh,does she have a cat?
That's a tie Ed because the nameis Cat.
Is that good? No.
Yours is. Well, 'cause you're just using
cat, would you like to? And you said, does she drive a
Cadillac, then that would be? That would be funny.
Worse 'cause it's exactly. That's why it's even better.
No, because it's worse. I told you, you know how, how,

(11:12):
how am I going to play? Give you some more options.
How many times? You're going to play this more.
I'm just. Telling you.
Alright, let's put hit. Let's bean tries.
To make it even worse, I'm not. Let's put.
Ralph Snow in the file. And next time we do this, we'll
give the opportunity. To take it back in the Take it
Back file, would you like to take that Take?
Because then it's like a snake eating its tail and then the
world comes to end. It's like matter and antimatter.
Alright, here's the one that I believe everyone's calling for

(11:34):
your head on a stick. I'm more forgiving in Britain
over drugs. We.
Really are. You know someone should have
woken him up before he go goad. Jesus.
Christ, wow. So that was the George Michael
story. Woken.
Is that even a word Woken him up?
No, I don't think so. First of all, it isn't let me,
let me get back because this is a continuation.
Let's just let it roll. We're a little more forgiving in
Britain over drugs. Really are.

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You know someone should have woken him up before he go goad.
Jesus Christ. Wow, mark it now I.
Don't know, I don't like that one.
Because it was so bad. Yeah, I think so, but hold on
so. But it certainly goes in the
file. Careless whispers or careless
driving, That's what I'm asking.Oh my God.
See, now you're just being bad. On somebody's got to stop this

(12:19):
guy I'm. Saying these are all titles of
George Michael saw. I think we got.
That. Really.
Yeah, we get it. I think he had faith, no, that
he'd be able to drive this car, but it turns out that he could.
Anyone. Would you like to take some of
my best work? I love when they do that with
songs. Right?
And I got one more. Thanks for tuning in to the

(12:41):
Kevin Abine show on a Tuesday. Rouse got the showbiz beat
coming up and then the wheel. Oh, bad animal voice is on the
way. That's all in the next half hour
here on the show right now, though, Is it time for our
favorite? Would you like to take that
back? Would.
You like to take that back? Would you like to take that
back? Tell me what you if you could,
you could you could you take that back?
Would you like to take that back?

(13:01):
Would you like to take that back?
Tell me what you if you could you could you take that back?
I wish I'd brought my spoon in. I got to play.
This is this is like the, the, the feeling of freedom that you
get if you're a Catholic and yougo in and you confess and you
can walk out just absolve from sin and just start fresh and
just put all the mistakes behindthose.

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Of us, for those of us to take it back.
Yeah. For those of you to go into the
Catholic Church to go. I didn't do anything.
Wrong. I'm still sinners, Princess.
Do 10 do 10. Hail Marys.
No, I like my sins. I'm keeping them.
Well, would you like to take that?
It gives us the opportunity anyway to basically apologize
and to be square with listeners because we may have made an
attempt at comedy that failed. And it gives us a chance to to

(13:44):
appease, appease ourselves. Now, you know, my standing rule
is that I take everything back. I mean, that's just, I just go
into it. You know, my answer is yes,
pretty much. And this one was porn star Riley
Steele. Yeah.
No, I wanted to be, you know, the number one sex symbol in the
world. And when I signed with Digital
I, they told me what what are your goals?
And I basically said I want to be the girl who makes porn and

(14:07):
mainstream meet. I want to be able to do adult
movies with appropriate sex scenes that everybody's
comfortable with because it should be that way.
Or where they meet me EM EE TI see.
I'm sorry, that was very. Confused there just for a
second. Wow.
ME AM EE M EE T. Right, let's say the let's say

(14:27):
the delivery was better. I was spelling, I was making a
joke about any. AT Uh Huh.
So she was talking about. Yes.
Movies got meat. And you're taking back meat.
Take it back. Yeah, I will.
You're you're like a comedy sniper.

(14:48):
Julio, your accuracy? Julio Iglesias has been with his
girlfriend for what was it, 30 years, 15.
Years or something. They've got two kids, they've
been together a long time. I wonder why they got married.
That's what I was thinking. If you if it's working for 20
years and you got five kids and everything seems to be going
along swimmingly. All right, now, at this point,
Ralph does something that might be worthy of.

(15:10):
Would you like to take that back?
But it's so overshadowed by Beanwho immediately jumps in and
makes a worse joke. Why do you rock the boat?
Don't tip the boat over. Did he have anything to say to
all the girls he'd loved before?Or I love it.
Seriously, I love it. You're not, but you're not.

(15:32):
Julio Iglesias sang a song. We know that to all.
We get it, Then he gets married and my question was did he have
anything to say to all the girls?
He he still we just. Heard it.
We just heard it. We know exactly what you said.
I will never take that back. I'm, I'm proud of that.

(15:53):
See, you're the Catholic that goes in and just goes.
I didn't do anything. I'll leave my soul stained,
thank you. Sylvester Stallone got a shock
this week. Apparently a die hard fan
decided to jump the gate of his house.
He wasn't even in Die Hard All. Right.
We both hate him. Oh man.
Sorry, that's both of us. Tag team, would you like to take

(16:13):
it back? Yeah, I I'd take back my half.
There's the take back his half you.
Don't let me take back my half. That's it.
You're not going to take back. I'm not going to take that one
back. Either.
You had to buy it. Find it today.
Last chance before we move on. Nope.
All right on. A comedy?
Hell, then you were not recanting your sins.

(16:34):
January Jones was dating some dude from Saturday Night Live.
Jason Sudeikis, yes. Very funny guy.
His friends didn't understand because she sorted, she sorted.
That's what they claimed. Well, what's wrong with his
friends? They have poor vision.
What's they have? Coke bottle glasses.
No kidding. They got the cataracts.
The friends. How?
Do you know what kind of car they drive?

(16:54):
Wow. I believe we're only going to
accept one answer on this one. I'm only going to give you 1
answer. Yeah, that one.
I'll throw that one back. Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely. Look, I don't have a blanket
policy, yes or no. I'm going to go on a I'm going
to judge on a case by case basis.
You should have. AI don't have an agenda when I

(17:17):
when I sit down on the bench, I rule on a case by case basis.
That one you. Never.
Ruled. Back I might add.
And apparently it would be Sanded and Tom Hanks.
I'm just disappointed. I was really holding out for an
All About Steve sequel. That was what I was hoping the
next film was going to be, but it didn't sound like that's
happening. Put that in the file.
Come on, that was your one staffof the last 10 years.

(17:39):
Keyboard cat. Disastrous.
Cat movie. No cat.
Says. No cat.
Says no. Sorry, Cat says.
Yeah, I gotta. I gotta take that one back.
Wow. All right, You're on a roll
finally. On a roll and then we were doing
listeners who were mistaken identity, we were taking calls
of mistaken identity and they got in trouble for suddenly they

(18:01):
didn't. Really do it well.
You're under arrest for murder. I'm like.
Murder. What are you talking?
About and you murdered so and soover at this place and I'm like,
dude, I've not done any of this crap you're talking about, but
murder. Was the case that they gave you
come? On.
Come on, wouldn't you like to take that back?
Kind of like that one. Yeah, I wouldn't take that.

(18:21):
One, I'm going against my policyand I'm saying.
Yeah, we know. We let you off the hook.
You're like Bean. You don't need to explain it
when you don't have to. Take it back.
But that's the one that I haven't had to take back in like
months. Can I revel in it?
For a second, all. Right.

(18:42):
And then finally, Ralph. Finally, it's Ralph Turn and the
Ask an inmate. Are we going inside?
Going inside wow, as a matter offact and.
Tell Aaron Lewis. Kim Jong ILS Facebook page all
tomorrow morning, all new Kevin.And are we going inside?
Don't tell Aaron Lewis. See, that was a riff off of Bad
Joke. Remember when you say we're

(19:03):
going outside with Aaron Lewis? Because he was a singer from
Steed who had a solo hit song called Outside Right?
So what you're suggesting is that people remembered beans?
Bad joke. About Aaron Lewis, If they did,
then they appreciated the fact that I gave Bean a shot for his
bad joke previous. OK.
And what percentage would you say did?
Look, I can't. I can't worry about numbers.

(19:25):
I should. I can't worry about.
Hitting but I want. To tell you it's like 5%.
I'm like an indie filmmaker. I'm looking, I have like a niche
cult audience and I'm just trying to please them because I
know I will never break the top ten at the box office.
I got to make my films for me, man.
So no, I'm saying no. Wow all.
Right there you go, another episode we.

(19:45):
I'm going to have fun with that from now on.
It's fun to listen to the clips for the first time.
Did not know it's coming. And that's the flashback.
Nice, nice. All right, let's do the roundup.
Up their butts. Up their butts.
Nailed it. You get it.

(20:08):
And when you want her to promoteyour podcast, we got it.
The Blue Shanky Podcast. Bunga bunga bunga bunga bunga
bunga bun. The fuck is that?
Let's start out with Kevin in the afternoon.

(20:31):
Here's his love of spiders. Venomous spiders can cause
necrosis. I've had necrosis because I had
a brown recluse bite me, and necrosis is when your skin dies.
Your skin's actually dead. In the hospital they cut my skin
with scissors because it didn't hurt, because it was dead.
Besides a Black Widow, other 8 legged creatures to watch out

(20:54):
for are the Wolf Spider and Brown Recluse.
When I got bit by a brown recluse, I can't tell you how
many people told me that brown recluses aren't alive in
California, and my neck begs to differ.
Fear of spiders can work in yourfavor.
Try not to bother them if they they.
They won't bother you if you don't bother them.

(21:14):
Just remember the brown recluse is a Dick.
You all remember when he got bitby a spider.
Yeah, yeah. He posted the hospital pic.
Yeah, they had a graft skin fromhis head onto his neck.
Yeah, Honkers. Was he on his way to Vegas or
something? I don't remember how he got
bitten. He didn't.
He didn't bring it up. But I guess I.
Think when he realized it, yeah.Yeah.

(21:36):
Oh, I don't know. Imagine a brown recluse would
have. Would have really hurt I guess
when he realized his skin was dead when he had the necrosis.
I don't know. I live in the forest and we have
lots of different bugs and spiders and stuff, and every now
and again you'll get bit by some.
You don't know what it is, it's just a little red spot or
whatever on your leg or something like that.
So I don't know how prevalent itis to get bit by a spider.

(22:00):
Well, my understanding is that like the really venomous ones
don't like to be bothered, so they don't like to come out.
But. When?
Yeah. When you find 1 and you bother
it, it will bite the fuck out ofyou.
Yeah, we used to have in our garage, we used to have a ton of
black widows, and those are really bad.
Yeah. All right, let's go over to the
3/4 Human podcast. They had a surprise guest.

(22:23):
I. That robot knows.
Somebody just knocked on my door.
So sorry. Oh, I love the Marcy guests.
We get Marcy guests. OK, let's.
Welcome them, yeah. I think it's missionaries.
Hang on. Excellent.
Bring them in. Come.
On guys, we're doing a podcast, you might say hi.
OK. All right.
Hi. Whoa.

(22:44):
Sorry. No worries.
How's it going? Hi.
So what are your names? My name's Keith.
Nice to meet you guys and I'm Taylor.
How you guys? How you guys doing?
Good. Thank you.
What are you doing going door todoor?
Just sharing messages about Jesus Christ and.
Also the Book of Mormon. So they had Mormons.

(23:08):
Mormons came to the door and they were nice enough to let
them in. They went over Mormon slang, had
a nice conversation, and then Kevin brought something up that
kind of stopped the conversation.
Do you have magic underwear? No.
That's a Mormon thing, is it not?
No, those are those are temple garments and that's very sorry.

(23:31):
I don't know what there is. Sacred, sacred thing.
Sorry, I didn't mean to be. I have never heard that phrase
before on the TV. You were talking back and forth
like, you know what it is. Yeah.
So magic under is actually weird.
It's slightly disrespectful. Oh.
Not my bad. That's how I didn't know that it
was disrespectful, so I'm sorry.No, it's all good.
We we hear crazy things all the time.

(23:52):
Sure, of course. Yeah, we're not.
I mean. Putting yourself out there with
something that you feel is important and then people are
just not going to respond well to it.
So I mean. That's their agency.
They can decide what they do. Our job simply is to invite
people and give them opportunities because a lot of
people don't realize they're missing out on something until

(24:14):
they taste it. And often time that that's our
job is to provide opportunities and then it's up to people's
decisions to either accept theseinvitations or to reject them.
I think that went on a little long.
I should have cut it off sooner.But he he brought up the.
I will take the freaking Mormon missionaries 800 times over over
fucking corny over him. He's awesome.

(24:38):
No, he's. Not no.
Not even Kevin. Agrees with you.
You know, we have to keep up thethe persona that Corny's
awesome, because when he takes over the world, we have to be
friends with him. I was going to.
Say the exact same catch phrase for his entire rule.
So as long as you say interesting every 5 seconds,

(24:59):
well, I. Know that's interesting, but I
think it's a little different. I was just trying to hedge my
bets. Yeah, I don't think you need to
worry about Courtney taking overanything, especially
participating in his own podcast.
Right. Silent protest, let's go over.
And then they had a little bit more magic underwear talk.

(25:22):
Slugger, you've never heard of Magic underwear.
No, I haven't you. Know it's funny because people,
people, I've heard that so many times.
Same. Well, you're out of Utah.
So that kind of makes sense. Yeah, I didn't know it was
offensive. Offensive.
I didn't know that. I just thought who wears what's
what? I mean.
Magic Underwear. Magic underwear, of course, but

(25:45):
I just never thought to name it before, you know, it's.
Drip I wear. Super woman underwear.
It's not drip, it is your drip. Totally drip.
That's just making fun of the slang because they had Marcy's
kids on talking about young people's slang.
Interesting. I felt really old, ancient.
I had no idea what they were saying.
Absolutely. Right.

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Let's go over to the Ralph report, Steve.
OK, It was the week of Steve andthey had Steve from Stranger
Things. No flavor with me.
I'll be your captain. I'm Steve Harrington.
Yeah. Ball Health Steve Harrington.
Yes. You don't sound very convinced.
I don't know who that is. It's Steve Harrington from
Stranger Things. Oh it's been like 6 years since

(26:30):
I've seen strangers. Though right the last time they
had a new. Show it's been a minute.
Steve Harrington from Stranger Things.
Been a minute. That dreamy kiddo.
That dreamy, the one he's got the good hair, He's dreamy, yes,
he's got the good hair. Dreamy.
He's a douche. But then he becomes a not
douche, Yeah. He becomes cool because cool,
hair because. Cool Steve Harrington, Dave
Harrington and the hair. So Stranger Things, I haven't.

(26:51):
I forgot all about it. I forgot every character on that
show. I don't know when it's coming
back. It's supposed to come back.
It's, I just Googled it and it'ssupposed to come back.
Winter Things is Stranger Thingsis coming out in the fall and
winter of 2025. So it looks like, yeah, that'll
be the fifth season. Like October or November, right?

(27:15):
It's it doesn't say I. Think we all lost interest.
Those kids are like 45 now. They're.
I like that show. I really like that show.
It was cool. Yeah, yeah.
But then I think they just waited, Yeah, they just waited
too long between seasons. Yeah.
So it'll be, yeah, it'll be interesting to see how they wrap

(27:35):
it up. But didn't it stop during it was
all locked down, right. So yeah, it's been like five
years. Yeah, it's been, yeah.
Didn't they have a season after that though?
They it's this is like their 4th, this is their like fifth
season coming up. 5th season, yeah.
Yeah, so they've had Four Seasons.
I think this first season is when they found the little girl

(27:57):
with no hair and then the secondseason she had hair.
Moving on. Somewhere along the lines they
they were eating like waffles. Moving on.
Yeah. Spoiler alert.
Arcade and. What?
That's the place. Right there was a mall.
All. Right.
Dungeons and Dragons. Then dungeons and.

(28:20):
I think it was like a monster orsomething.
All right. Week that was.
Take it away, Edwin. Oh, I want more.
The podcast people talk during podcasts.
I understand she has to go make that chicken pepperonchini or
whatever it is exactly. I'm going to send it better

(28:40):
myself. I did send her a recipe over in
the chat so maybe at the end. Send that to her.
She can. Read that right, listen to the
chat. Also, don't say that on my
behalf. Why not no?
Saludes. Cuz it's not from me.
She asked me a question. She put me in the hot seat.
OK. OK, well.

(29:01):
Good. Lindsay and is possessive over
her chicken tetrazzini that she doesn't even make.
Moving on. OK.
Well, lunch and Monday, they didjerky.
They did four types of jerky andthey did shark jerky.
That is some fishy. Oh, it's.
Oh, I don't it's. Wow, you saved the best for

(29:23):
laughs. It's wet.
It's wet and stinky. Did you get some?
I got a piece. You don't look like you have
one. Oh my.
God, yeah, it's awful. Yeah, that's potent.
Wow, that's so bad. That's that's potent.
Smells horrible. It.
Feels horrible. It smells like quince, asshole.
Oh my God, it's so oily. It's oh, I don't want to put

(29:47):
this in my mouth. It's greasy and.
I don't want to mouth. In my mouth.
Well, that's what she said. But you're going to.
That's what he said. Oh, classic Munch and Mondays.
That's awesome. Yeah, I have the second part,
but I I think we that's too muchfor Lindsay.
Let's go over to Cupertina chat.We spoke of Kevin's love for

(30:10):
spiders. Here's Bean's love for 7/11.
There's something about a 711 that I just adore.
What is it about a 711 and what would your go to be like?
Did you go there every single day and get the same thing?
I went through phases like that,yes.
When I was working at a little, say a low power FM country

(30:32):
station on Maryland's Eastern Shore, I would drive in to do
the show every day and I would stop at the 711 and I would get
a Super Big Gulp. It would have been a full
strength Doctor Pepper and I would get a MIC Rojave bean and
cheese burrito. Oh, and that was my go to meal
every single day on my way into work.

(30:52):
And I bet I ate that burrito even before I even got to work.
It's not like I was picking up to have for lunch later, right?
But also explain my body at the time.
And frankly now, when I worked at the radio station in
Arlington, VA, the Mighty WAVA, it was directly across the
street from a 711 and it was so,so nearby that you could put on
a long song and run over there or have somebody stay behind and

(31:14):
start the second song for you could run over there and load up
and head back into the studio before anyone even knew you were
gone. Oh my gosh, I just have such a
long, long love of the 711 convenience store.
I. Love that for you.
Man, that is a long lasting romance or beats, but at least
we get a a hint. I mean, it's goes back to his

(31:35):
early radio days, so it's very nostalgic for him.
Yeah. Bean loves himself a burrito.
It's all tied in together. Didn't I?
I just heard something where 711is gonna have more fresh and
healthier foods. Is that right?
Yeah, they're gonna try and do like a, what they say is a Wawa
in like the East Coast where they have more like fresh deli

(31:59):
stuff. I don't know that's.
Cool, that's cool. Yeah, they're trying to rebrand
not just to be like a convenience store, but to have
good food. So they're trying, I guess their
sales are down or something. Was that on a cup of tea,
Christopher? It was very interesting.
Yeah, he did mention that, that they were trying to go to a
different like model where they serve different types of food,

(32:20):
have better options for everybody.
And they've been doing that. I mean, I, I frequent a 711.
There's one by the house, get gas there, get a super bagel.
But yeah, they have like a little section where they have
like sandwiches and stuff. But it's not really, I don't, I
don't really feel it like fresh.I feel it's like a tear above a
vending machine maybe? I don't know.

(32:44):
What do you think it's up at? Anyhow, let's move over.
We had a call to action from Ali.
One of her friends called in about a moment on K Rock.
When I was in 8th grade, which Ithink was around 99.
How dare you? Our homeroom teacher would play
K Rock but there was 1 morning where K Rock was only playing

(33:05):
Feliz Navidad all day. No one interrupted it.
No commercials, just constant Feliz Navidad.
Is there a story behind that or am I just making this up and
misremembering? I feel like that sounds familiar
and it might have just been Coast One O 3 switches to

(33:26):
Christmas at this one point and their rating shoot through the
roof. Oh yeah, maybe it was a play on
that. OK.
I don't know. I've no memory whatsoever of it
happening, but I am also an unreliable narrator.
But we have a lot of listeners of this podcast who were long
time and heavy, Kevin and Bean listeners.
Somebody will remember it if it happened.

(33:46):
It does not at all sound familiar to me.
I also would think that even if the bit was we're switching to
Christmas music for the day, we wouldn't have just played the
same song and it never would have happened.
That there was no interruptions,no commercials.
For instance, they we don't dropcommercials or anything.
That's the reason you're in business is because of the
commercial. So if anyone can share their
thoughts what Kat's talking about, if that did indeed

(34:08):
happen, I would love to hear about it.
Yeah. Oh, someone's going to know.
Someone will know and all the Twitter.
Might have done a whole show about this.
It's very possible Kevin Stockdale would be another
resource, certainly. We could ask him about that, of
course. We we haven't done a whole show
about it. We would.
I think we would, but I don't. I want to say I remember that,
but it wasn't K Rock. It was another station because I

(34:29):
remember distinctly and that there was a station that
switched over to Feliz Navidad all the time, but it wasn't
Carrot Rock. Yeah, you're looking for a radio
station that plays Jose Feliciano's Feliz Navidad on
repeat. But there isn't a dedicated
station that only plays that onesong, as one station does not

(34:50):
play other holiday music. I don't know, holiday music.
And then it gives me TuneIn or Spotify.
Yeah, it doesn't tell me do. You remember it, Lindsay?
Yeah, I do. I remember.
It was like a conversation topicin our middle school.

(35:10):
So there was a station in LA that just played Feliz Navidad.
That just switched over to it for whatever, like either it was
a takeover or whatever, but I don't think it was.
I don't remember it being popular.
OK, interesting. And I just know, yeah, because,
yeah, there was the station. I don't know.

(35:33):
As soon as I turned over Christmas music, I changed the
station so I wouldn't remember it.
I love Christmas music, but it'sjust, it's, it's the same over
and over. And I've got my own lists that
are just less popular songs, that's all.
Christmas shoes. Fruit cake.
Fruit cake. Fruit cake.

(35:54):
I remember during like ChristmasEve, they would play the entire
Like Christmas album and it would just kind of be like all
the Christmas music, the K rock Christmas music.
But I don't remember them stopping for Feliz Navidad.
I think you should call that in Lindsay that you remember it.
But it wasn't K Rock. There was some other station
that got, I wouldn't believe that got it.

(36:16):
José Feliciano showed up and took over the radio station,
barricaded himself in and just played one song over.
That's what you said, right? And he made chicken tetrazzini,
No OK, last bit from a cup of tea in a chat.
This caller has a dad joke and Idon't know he wants a special

(36:37):
request. Guys, this is Mike in Irvine.
I'm calling in response to today's talk about dad jokes,
being asked if anybody still uses a walk nowadays.
I'm going to prepare you guys. I'm going to want a rim.
Job after this because I got a Bunny here wait hold on we.
Offer a nose hold. On a second, I think you mean a

(36:57):
rim shot, Sir, I don't think I don't care how good this joke
is. No rim job is going to be
coming. All right, but let's hear it.
The joke wasn't as funny as those.
Oh man, I that should be a topicon one of the shows.
You've hold something of the wrong name.

(37:20):
Here's what a rim shot sounds like.
There you go. Rim shot, right?
All right, that is the podcast roundup.
Let's see, do I have anybody saying anything bad about me?
Christopher, I really enjoyed your podcast roundup very, very

(37:41):
much. Here's Selma from The Simpsons.
There goes the last lingering threat of my heterosexuality.
Take it away, Edwin, with the week that was 2014.
Uh oh. Oops.
We're seeing his computer. OK then.
Hooter, Helen. I should show you my desktop

(38:05):
right now. Here, let's listen to this
cheese has. Been Oh my God cheese has been
hate. OK, Bane, what did you think of
Christopher's performance today?Less talent than anyone I've

(38:26):
ever met in my life. He couldn't be worse.
Seems like a nice guy. Couldn't be worse.
There you go. Editor cut that in Robot
Overlook. Lindsay Overlook.
Press the button, my friend. Send me back into time.
Edwin, our listener. Edwin, he's a funny man.
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny man. It's a new day You can't power

(38:53):
feature presentation. 2014 I don't like that round.
He doesn't say nice things aboutme.
The dulcet tones of cat's mom which he hear this all right,

(39:16):
I'm doing the week that was September 15 to 19, 2014.
Let's start up with some cats mom.
This was when she was doing the commercials with a cat for
Mercedes-Benz. And so they decided to have a
little fun with it. Ralph Garmin, I saw a thread on
the Internet the other day aboutpeople weighing in with the

(39:37):
worst radio commercial of all time.
Yes. And the consensus seems to be.
Cats mom. No, no. 1877 Cars for kids.
Is aw have. You heard that one?
God, yes. What 87?
Seven cars for kids, Kras cars for kids.
Oh, that's. Horrible.
It's a horrible, stupid little kid who Can't Sing.

(40:01):
And the part of what makes it sobad, besides the fact that it's
an annoying little king singing a terrible song, is they seem to
have bought out every radio station across America every day
of every year. You cannot avoid this
commercial. That's true.
It's horrible. Then it's cat's mouth, right?
But I guess it works because if I were donating a car, that's
the only organization that comesto immediate mind as as somebody

(40:23):
who accepts cars for charity as cars for kids, I guess they add
worse. I don't even know what the
charity is by the way. I don't know what they're doing,
4 kids or two kids or what they doing after I give them my car.
I have no idea. I just know there's cars and
kids that put them together somehow.
They can have kids working on cars and in a warehouse
someplace. I have no idea.
It's very possible I don't know either.
Very mysterious. Strangely though, Cats mom is

(40:44):
not on the list now. Maybe.
Maybe it's just because this. Is an ad that's.
Only heard on K Rock, but the one that Ralph is referring to
and we and we have gotten quite a bit of feedback from the Kevin
de B listers as they have heard this ad is let's play a little
bit of this now. This is our own beautiful cat
who comes on after the Kevin De Bean show at 10.
Yes, talking to her real life mom about her new Mercedes-Benz.
Hey, mom, it's so hot here. How hot is it?

(41:08):
It's so, so hot. Your mother is melting.
That is not attractive. You know, if you lived in Lai
could pick you up. And my Mercedes-Benz ceiling.
So there. They go, they go on and they
talk about the Mercedes. Now I understand.
First Cat had a long, long history of using horrible people
in her commercials. She certainly.
Does like a. Beer Mug, 2:00 to 4:00.
Mom, Yeah, yeah. Now, last week, did you somehow

(41:31):
get into it with cats, Mom or what happened Ralph?
I've been talking for a while about the commercial and how
Kat's mom's voice is the audio equivalent of a rectal probe.
It's it's just, it's hideous. Nothing.
I'm sure she's a lovely lady, she seems to have done a fine
job raising cat, but her voice is just not for human

(41:54):
consumption on any level and should never be, never be
broadcast. That's it.
It's just it's a piercing, hideous, horribly awful,
shrilled series of sounds. What about your cock?
Yeah, so no one needs to hear that.
It's just, oh, it's brutal. You.
Know what it reminds me of is throw Mama from the tray
reminds. Me.

(42:14):
Yes, Allen. Allen, I was going to say,
listen, the water out there come.
On listen to that, it's hideous.Now, did Cat rat you out to her
dear sweet mom though? And now you guys are mortal
enemies, so apparently. Cat sent the the break, the
audio of that break while I was talking about how hideous her
mom's voice is to her mom. Oh no.

(42:36):
And now her mom hates me. Now I'm her mom's mortal enemy
because I I mocked her mom's voice, which is not my fault,
but that voice is not my fault and anyone would say the same
thing. I just had the courage to say it
out loud. That is.
That's sad, though, that you heard an old lady's Felix.
Well, look, someone had to tell her.
Do you think she doesn't know? Her voice is horrible.
Come on. Yeah.
True. Oh, I thought you were going to

(42:57):
say it flies after that. God sounds like a love
connection to me. That's.
Hideous. Should we talk to her?
You want to go on the phone? Do we have her?
Can we? Are you kidding me?
We can find. The cat's mom, I.
Understand she was calling in. That's what I understand.
Oh my God, really? This is fantastic.
Hello. Hello.
How's everybody there in Los Angeles?

(43:19):
Well. We're doing fine.
I can't believe. This cat.
You're coming on. Ralph is here, you know.
I don't like that Ralph. He doesn't say nice things about
me. I'm sorry, Mrs. Cat.
I apologize. Weren't trying to hurt anybody
feelings right now. No, not at all.
I just hear your daughter is using your voice in commercials
and your voice is is an acquired.

(43:41):
Taste. What if I come out there to Los
Angeles and kick your ass? I wouldn't.
I wouldn't like that. That would it would be horrible
if you would do that. I don't want to fight you.
I don't want to get a physical altercation.
I'm sure you're you're a lovely lady.
And I'm sure you're an asshole. Wow, that is, that's quite
unnecessary, Missus Cat. She's a she's a delight in

(44:05):
person as in addition to inter commercials it sounds.
You shut up too, you big freaking giant.
I don't like you either. Los Angeles and Kick both.
How about the girl? What do you think of the girl?
I don't even know anything aboutthe girl.

(44:25):
Well, it's Lisa May. She does traffic for us.
Traffic. That's where my my cat tries to
drive a car. That's true.
Very painful to listen to you it.
Really is because seems like it does everything.
He likes it very much. Oh, it's so hot up there in Los

(44:46):
Angeles. You must be.
Melting. This is Wicked Witch of the West
Territory. Now we can't make it stop.
It hurts so much. Oh, I don't know, I kind of like
the dosa tones of Cat's Mom. I always loved when they played
those drops. They were great.
Let's move on to a new theme forthe Internet roundup.

(45:10):
Omar just started to get creative and this is very
catchy. Tell me about this new Internet
roundup theme that debuted last week while I was on vacation.
Our man Omar Khan took a stab atit, and I think you'll enjoy it.
All right, hit it, Steve. OK, Rock.
Listeners around the world, it is time for the Internet
roundup. So tell all the boys and girls

(45:31):
we've got fun A and sexy even music too.
We've got all the greatest videos and they're mostly on
YouTube. Click your mouse in the air like
you don't care. You could watch these videos all
up in your underwear. Internet, Internet.
Come on, baby. What's up, man?

(45:52):
Now it's time for the Internet around up, Yeah?
Oh. Omar Crazy.
Yeah, that's a bop, isn't it? Trivia question.
What's the original? The group that made that song?
Oh, that's oh, you want me to say it because.
I no, not you. You would know.
I wonder if Lindsay or Jen knows.

(46:16):
It's us, Lindsay, because I've listened to this.
No. Oh, shoot.
OK. One of you, Chico, Jen,
Christopher. Cameo, yeah.
Cameo Word at Word at. A funny story.
I was in the cover band that dida cover of that song.
We played it for the first time and it cleared the dance floor.
Nobody. It was really.

(46:38):
Really. Cuz it's like such a stilted
beat that if you don't do it quite right and if you haven't
gotten it down and even then it kind of it loses momentum if
you're playing other fast-paced songs.
So it just like the dance floor was empty and we had to like get
out of that song really quickly.OK.
There's a tip for your DJs out there.

(46:59):
Don't play word up. I mean, it's a good starter
song. If you start the set, I could
see it warming people up. I see.
But putting it in the middle, yeah, you got your placement.
Has to. Really.
Or if the wedding's over, the reception's over.
Play that, drive them out. That and the 1877 Cars for Kids
song. Yeah, get everybody out.
They're right. That's a It's like a small

(47:22):
world, an air worm that you really hate that you're humming
as you go through your name. Right word up just sticks them
to you. Not word up, Cars for kids.
Let's move on to a new U2 album.Do you remember when U2 gave
away a free album to iTunes? Yeah, that was September 9th,
2014. I always talk interesting.

(47:45):
I always bring this up because it's hilarious to me.
Go ahead, go ahead. Yeah, yeah, going through the
week and people are getting mad.And I think Sharon Osbourne was
very mad. You're giving away music, You're
not a musician anymore, you're abusiness.
Everybody was freaking out because they got a free album by
U2. Yeah, it's just kind of
interesting to look back. Well, it is because it was, it

(48:07):
made music just kind of free. And it, it's, you could kind of
see the way the model is now where musicians don't make money
off of their album sales anymore.
They have to perform live, whichis why you'll see bands
performing live way past their expiration date, sort of Yep,
you know, and they just have to keep going because they don't
have that revenue from from residuals like they used to.

(48:30):
And so this is kind of where it started.
And looking back on it, I didn'treally like Sharon Osbourne
because of the reality show thing, but she was really smart
because Ozzy. She made a ton of money with
that for Ozzy, and Ozzy never really had to tour.
So I was, I was brilliant moved by her.
Gotta give her that. Well the one thing that I
disagree with is Apple did pay U2 for this for the album and

(48:55):
then Apple gave it away as a promotional device.
So it's not like it was free music.
But I see what you're saying. True, but it conditioned the
audience to accept music for free.
Plus it was U2 on your on your iTunes and everybody was
curating their iTunes at that time to be the perfect like
almost like playlist. But then you 2 just showed up

(49:17):
and it just kind of, you know, put the raisins in the potato
salad. That's all I'm.
Saying exactly. Once again, you've summed up my
thoughts. So do you guys remember the
album? Was it a good album?
I don't remember it. I don't remember it.
It's still on my iPod though. I know Joshua Tree.
I know old stuff. I don't remember it.

(49:39):
Was it Uno dos tres couture say?No, this was the album before
that. The problem with this album is
they sold it to Apple. It was kind of like the songs
that didn't make cuz they released an album like less than
a year after this album. So it was kind of seen as also
the rejects from that album. So you also got.

(49:59):
The songs of innocence. Songs that didn't.
Make Yeah, that was a wrap. A lot of people said, well,
those were the losers because they released an album very soon
after that kind of funny the way, you know, free music got
everybody angry and but the other issues that it did bring
up. Speaking of that, Bono came on

(50:20):
to K Rock and he talked a littlebit about the new song.
There was a song about the Ramones.
From the new album Songs of Innocence, New U2 here on the
world famous K Rock 106.7 KROQ that is called the Miracle of
Joey Ramone. They haven't put on hold yet,
have they? There he is.
So we wake up a week ago Tuesday, Lisa, and we've all got
as a gift from U2, the new Songsof Innocence.

(50:42):
It's right there on our phones, right there on our iPods.
We can't. It's right.
Didn't have to do anything. It's just there.
Couldn't be more convenient. Same thing happening with the
phones here at K Rock. We're trying to use them all
day. Every time we pick up a phone,
Bono's on the line. What are we supposed to do with
that? We can't get rid of this guy.
Because we have to talk to him. Hey, Bono, welcome back to K
Rock, my friend. How are you?
Oh my God, so excited. You just played The Miracle of

(51:03):
Joey Ramon on the radio. You'd have no idea how that
makes me feel. How can it still be a thrill
five years later, to hear your music on the radio?
You understand that you're popular, right?
Oh no, no, no, the insecurity isyour best security.
No. I'm always amazed that people
are interested and, and, and we sometimes respond to that deep

(51:27):
insecurity that makes everyone asinger or an artist with
overwhelming force. You may have spotted this, but
here's the thing. That song is so kind of unique
and special, noisy and, and, and, you know, it's, it's about
the reason we're in a band. And this very morning, I woke up
to an e-mail from Joey Ramon's brother, Mickey.

(51:49):
I was so thrilled and so excited.
And the family is so thrilled tohave their brother honored, and
I'm so thrilled. And if you get a chance to read
his book, he's a book, I think it's called Sleeping with Johnny
or something. It's brilliant.
Well, when I first. Heard Joey sleeping with Joey.
When I first heard the record last week, obviously that song
stood out because of the mentionof of the Ramones in there.
And that's a band that started. It can't be more than just a few

(52:12):
months before You 2 started. Back in the 70s was their album
in in Ireland The Big Bang? It was for you like it was for
so many groups in America when that record came out.
Oh my God, yeah. It was like, yeah, it was The
Big Bang because, I mean, punk rock was breaking.
But it had come to the attentionof my bandmates and indeed

(52:33):
myself, that my voice wasn't really suited to a lot of the
kind of punk rock thing, or eventhe kind of Hard Rock thing that
was going at the time. I would try to sing like Mick
Jagger, but it just wouldn't work out.
And there was a show, one of ourearly shows, and some somebody
shouted up more punk in the Monkeys.
And I realized that I sang like a girl.

(52:54):
And I was a bit depressed about it as a young Irish male.
And then I realized that Joey Ramone seems like a girl.
He was inspired by all those great sirens as well as
everything else. He had a beautiful melodic
voice. And if I could be so lucky, I
might try to have one of those. So that's that's, that's that's
how I got the gig. Yeah, Bono came on, He was on

(53:16):
for like 9 minutes, like a really good interview by being
again, that's we always say that, but I miss that about live
radio. This song just came out.
Here's Bono on the air talking about that song.
Yeah. So we've got to, I guess we've
got to keep the torch by playing11 year old clips about live
radio. Now here's the end of the

(53:38):
interview with Bono, and you might notice something that K
Rock really likes to do to the very famous.
Thanks so much for getting up early.
Thanks for calling and we love you.
We'll talk to you soon, OK? Thanks dude.
OK, bye. Bye.
So I hear that at the end he gotcut off.
They started playing the next promotion.

(53:58):
So here's the next break where they got mad.
This was Beer Mug's fault this time.
Kevin was on vacation. You can't blame him on him this
time. Walter O'Brien joins us in
studio in about 10 minutes or so, here on The Kevin Show and K
Rock. You don't know the name, but
you'll be impressed. He's got an IQ of 197.
I wonder if he could have talkedto Bono and not hung up on him

(54:18):
at the end. That would have been something
that Walter could have handled. I think someone with a 50 point
IQ could have done that. What he was saying goodbye.
In the famous words of Kevin Ryder, he was.
He was. Saying it goodbye.
He wasn't saying goodbye, but hesaid.
He said OK great bye, love you and like he said.
Five other things. When am I supposed?

(54:39):
To hang up. You know what?
When he. Finished talking.
That's when you have hung up. When he was, when the
conversation is over, we got bills to pay.
We got Bill. We got to get out.
You've got to get out, that's for sure.
When you're watching a movie, doyou go?
There's two minutes left. close enough.
I got the intent. I don't.
Need to know who the killer is? They were wrapping.
They were wrapping up the movie.He's in the hang up chair.

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Yeah, I didn't. Realize what he could do?
Nothing. You could do is sit in this
chair. In the chair you come.
To. This terrorist situation,
exactly. So I guess we blame the chair.
That's the hang up chair for Bono.
I was thinking they only hang upon the best of the best.

(55:20):
Paul McCartney, Bono, Brooke Shields.
Yeah. Remember, Jen and I were on a
3/4 human and they didn't hang up on us.
They gave us plenty of time. I'm insulted now.
I wish they would have cut us off.
Now. You heard being mentioned Walter
O'Brien, He was a genius that had hacked into like the

(55:44):
Pentagon or something when he was a kid.
And they made a television show called Scorpion about him.
Now, he didn't show up to be on the show, so Beam was a little
bit peeved. So they decided to start calling
smart people. And I said, you know, is it a
benefit or what are the challenges of being a smart
person? And this was a caller.
Like in what kinds of situationsis a high IQ especially useful

(56:06):
for you? With, with work absolutely being
like analytical, it's very, it'svery helpful and be able to be
able to process things like chess.
You know, everything to me is like a chess game, but the ones
that I fail at miserably are, isanything interpersonal.

(56:27):
I mean, like, you know, people'sbirthdays, things like that.
I, I don't find them. I don't know, I'm, I'm just not
sensitive to things that are so important to everybody else.
Isn't that interesting, Ralph? Because, you know, I don't
celebrate birthdays at all. No interest whatsoever in those
types of things. What's it like romantically for

(56:48):
a woman to be as smart as you are?
Have you found it difficult to find a man who would be willing
to date someone who who is so much smarter than they are?
1,000,000% I've gotten you know yeah I've gotten engaged, but I
have never made it across any type of threshold because it it
it always ends up being the sameI'm friends with all of them but

(57:09):
it ends up being I was in not intimidating what's the word
yeah intimidating probably you sound.
Hot too, Lee, are you you? Really.
Doing smart. Hello.
Well, my first name is Jennifer,so yes, you know I'm.
That's all we. Need to know Oh.
My goodness, Jennifer, I'm so inlove with you right now.
So in love with you, all right. Is it a is it more of a blessing

(57:33):
or more of a curse for you, do you think?
Blessing in as far as success and and work a curse as far as
anything personal personal. Yeah, OK.
All right. Well, thank you very, very much
for sharing your story and thanks for listening to the
Kevin. Thanks for swimming by listening
to the Kevin to beat you. I'm sure, I'm sure.
Most of the time it bores me to tears.

(57:55):
I only listen to for for Lisa. Oh.
Jennifer. Most of our smarter listeners
do. Jennifer All right.
Leave it. It's a known fact that listening
to Lisa May will make you smarter.
So that's what happened to Jennifer.
What happened to you? You should have seen me before I
listened to Lisa May. Sheesh.

(58:16):
You walked into that one, so yeah, that's.
True, Jen. So you won't play them.
Yeah, Jen, when you called in, you know, you're talking about,
you know, being a genius. So what?
What else has happened since then?
So yeah, it's, I know it wasn't me.
I don't even know where to go with that one, but your name's.

(58:38):
Jennifer, it has. To be I.
Know perfect. I'm so glad you asked that
question, Christopher. Well, it's so funny because I
have my I had to deal with my accountant this week and my
mechanic. They start talking in all these
big words and I'm like, they just laugh.
I go no idea what you're talkingabout.
Maybe it wasn't the same Jennifer.
Yeah, I don't think it was me. Now unfortunately Kevin was on

(59:02):
vacation this week in 2014 because they had a Kevin S
person on This is Cheryl Teague.She was an old supermodel from
the 70s and she was at a baseball game at well, I can't
even say anything but just listen to the beauty.
Party of us, Kevin, you're goingto be very excited to hear this
piece of tape that we have. We got time to play a couple of
minutes of it. Cheryl Teigs is a name that

(59:24):
maybe some of our artists don't.Do that old stupid absurd.
That's right, she was very popular as a model Sports
Illustrated cover girl. She was a poster on every
teenage boys room back in law with Cara Foster. 30.
No, in the 70s. In the 70s. 12 But she still has
aged well. She's still very attractive
woman. So she's she's from Minnesota

(59:45):
and she was in Minnesota the other day and they asked her to
throw out the first pitch at a Twins Tigers game.
And then part of what they wanted to do that same night was
to go up into the booth during the 4th inning and sit in with
the broadcasters who were calling the game and part of us,
Kevin, I thought I was listeningto you on the radio a little
bit. How there you're absurd.
Here's how it begins with CherylTeigs, who's talking about why

(01:00:06):
she actually wasn't able to throw out the first pitch as
scheduled. I did something to my knee and
it hurts like hell and I can't, I can't twist my body left,
right, whatever. Can I tell you that I threw out
the first pitch for the Dodger game because I'm from Los Los
Angeles? You know, it was a perfect

(01:00:27):
pitch, was it? Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep.
I had that's. Right there.
How drunk is she? You guys that?
Sounds. Right, You had a lot of beers at
the game, the party game. When you hear somebody go Yep,
Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep, that's that's one indication that
somebody is sloppy drug. All right, here's Boris, Cheryl.
I had, there's not a scratch on the ball.

(01:00:49):
There's not a piece of dirt on the ball.
All right, I was on the I was right up there.
Well, Ronald McDonald House is just an amazing program.
Everybody please go out and research it.
Look. Look out about it.

(01:01:09):
Learn something about it. All right, stop.
Stop right there. Part of us, Kevin.
What's she trying to tell me about Ronald McDonald?
House, don't be stupid. She wants you to look out about
it and go online and be all about it and.
Have to give good. Service.
OK. All right.
More please. Cambria is their sponsor and

(01:01:32):
they have made these houses livable environment,
environmentally correct. They've they've, they've been
involved with Ronald McDonald for such a long time.
And I'm telling it, I mean, thatis, that is unheard of.

(01:01:55):
And the generosity is is outstanding.
All right, stop right there. So there's something about the
frequency of where she's keepingher voice.
Is it like she's trying? Is she?
I understand what she's saying. Oh, you do good.
But I know she has the environmentalist impact of the

(01:02:15):
house. Right.
Often in business with Ronald McDonald.
Apparently she's very happy about her.
She's with Ronald McDonald. All right.
Bring it home for me. Cheryl Teigs.
I've been working with Cambria for what, 7-8 years?
Something like that and it's a natural.
Cambria makes natural quartz countertops.

(01:02:37):
Sure. So they made these houses
comfortable and invite. Are we supposed to be watching
the game? Well, we are watching the game,
but we're supposed to be talkingabout.
Your connection with the people,well, I'll just keep talking.
OK. I don't think that's it

(01:02:57):
necessary. Actually, thank you very much
I'll. Just keep talking too.
I don't care it's. So awkward for them.
You're awkward. It's so awkward.
I'm listening to those poor broadcasters trying to cover
Call the Twins game, but I feel like I know exactly how they
feel. I have been those guys for 25
years. Sir, I think you never having
put natural course in your house.

(01:03:18):
That's an excellent point. Thank you, Miss Gavin.
Thank you. Well, I wonder if Cheryl Teigs
is still around. We can get her on the show too.
This reminds me though, we got the airplane meet up coming up
so hopefully you can get oh Yup,Yup Yup on the airplane meet up
on the. 27th there we go. Oh, that's going to be a blast.

(01:03:39):
Yeah, yeah. And that is it for the week.
That was like being now that I've shown my medal here and
done a great recap of 2014. What do you think?
Why do we need this? Oh, being come on.
OK, what about my supporting cast?
They're talented. They lift me up, right?
What the hell are they? They're the best.

(01:04:03):
That's what they are. Back to you, Steve.
All right, thanks for listening.Find us on socials.
You can message us. There's emails and web.
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So love you everybody. Bye.
Yup, Yup, Yup. Bye.
I. Don't know about you guys but I
am sick and tired of. Living through major.

(01:04:24):
Historical events. It's traumatic.
Because, well, men have delicatelittle butt holes.
I'll be a pass hole, I don't care.
It wasn't sexy.