October 10, 2025 • 61 mins
All the girls we've loved before, DAG takes it back, protect Dolly Parton, KROQ interns, The Goat, Bean moving again, sentinels or something, and ROCKTOBER!
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It's insane to me that people think that because I'm a witch I
worship the devil like. Come on, I don't worship.
Men. Good morning everybody, and the
terrorists. Nothing says rocked over like
Julie Andrew, I'm saying. You got to let Shat shat, you
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know, you got to let him shat. Got a shat all over the place.
Let him release the shat, yeah? Come on, give me a little
Halloween Spooks beer back. Let's play some of that.
Jorge's down with it. He loves Halloween.
It's October. We're celebrating, We're having
fun. Come on.
So you're just, that's just something you're gonna have to
get past. You're just gonna have to hear
just and then just wince a little bit and then just get on
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with your day. No, no point in picking up the.
Thing you want to make these people angry?
I don't I'm of all the groups tomake angry.
They were creative people. I am the least worried about
Quitters Never give up. Weird ways to kill you.
Go ahead repping for all of Quitters Never give up.
Check off Christopher. We check off Jen Pastorini.
Check off Lindsay. Hello.
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Drew the great Edwin, ladies andgentlemen.
I love him so much. Because I said quitters never
give up. And he said that's all they do.
And then this represents fun Daddy likey.
Hello party people, it is. Quitters never give up.
It is the first week of Rocktober.
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Oh, yeah? Are you ready?
You ready to rock, Lindsay? You ready?
Oh, are we ready for Spooks? Always.
Enough of the Spooks. Let's introduce the quitters,
Eddie. Apparently Eddie is still going.
Eddie is still going. Good day mates, I am still
going. Nice, Are you ready for
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Rocktober? I am woo.
I only get to use that clip like4 times so I got to got to make
it happen. Let's see who's next.
National Enquirer reports that Lindsay has suffered from a
severe case of athlete's foot for years and her foot odor is
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horrible. Oh.
No. Oh no indeed.
Hello everyone A feet are fine. Let's say hello to Jen.
Hi guys, I'm Johnny Summers. Today I'm roasting your name in
Chinese. Jennifer in Chinese means Jenny
fo. Jen means slutty means you.
Fo means yes or no. So Jennifer means are you slutty
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or not? If you go by Jen, it means that
you are slutty. Jen means slutty.
No judgement, Jen. I'm not judging you.
You do you, Jen. I'm a hoe.
So we're on the same boat, honey.
Exactly how you doing, Jen? What's up party people?
That just popped up on my feet. I guess I'm searching for your
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names too much. And of course, I'm Christopher.
Chris. We went through Glass More
Peacemaker. God, that show's really good.
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You record that on a xylophone. I recorded that from a from a
sock or something. I I've been rushing this week.
Lots of crazy, crazy stuff. Anyhow, do we have any moments
or do we have any fun facts or? Anything, we have a moment and a
message. So all right.
Let's do that. Take it away.
We'll probably have to play thismoment again because it's Drew,
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but it's just too good. So we're just going to we're
just going to enjoy it multiple times.
Here we go. OK.
And now a moment with Judge Drudy.
You know, they didn't have stainless steel in Russia.
No, that's kind of weird. No, during the 1950s.
Oh God. That was a moment with Judge
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Drudy. Nice.
Pretty strong, pretty strong. All right, and our message.
Headquarters Lenny here. 2O3 andtwo O 5.
Shout out to Jen and Ed for the best clips ever.
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Also two O 4 Chris, you came in.There was a lot of.
Lot of buttock in that. Episode.
Just saying. Anyway, thanks for the free
funny. Love you guys.
Bye. Eddie and and and Jen get great
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clips and I get what's what about the butt?
That's that's my whole thing. Looks, Lenny, it's the people to
take that seriously. Yeah.
I mean, I play the clips that come from the podcast.
If it's on the podcast, I play it.
They talk about butts. That's what we were talking
about. And they talk to Jlo's butt.
Right. That is true.
All right, on to the flashback with no introduction.
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Hello and welcome to a very special.
Flashback. Because I'm going to introduce.
You now flashback, flashback. Let's have a look at this.
Just play the intro. We're talking to Nadia Sullivan,
the Octomom, in about 10 minutes.
Tony Hawk joins us after the topof the hour.
Right now, though, it's time forWould you like to take that
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back? Would you like to take that
back? Would you like to take that
back? Tell me what you if you could,
you would you? Could you take that back?
Would you like to take that back?
Would you like to take that back?
Tell me what you could you couldyou?
Would you, could you take that? Back.
Took us a long time to get around to this, but we do.
We don't really have writers perSE.
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What a shock you'll have someonewriting for you.
We do try to ad Lib and it doesn't always go well, so we've
created a feature called would. You like to?
Take and what we do is we give you a chance to look at it in
hindsight 2020, you know, you look at it in hindsight and you
go maybe I will take that. Back.
You don't get a second chance inlife.
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That's right, the first one is bean.
OK. And Ralph is doing today's
celebrity birthdays and you willhear exactly what what went
wrong today's. Celebrity birthdays Julio
Iglesias is 67 years old today. I just wonder what his birthday,
you know, comes around every year about this time, if he
hears from all the girls he's loved before.
There we go. That's it.
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That's what we've been waiting all day for.
Yeah, apparently that was the 3rd or 4th showbiz and being
just was trying his best not to do that joke, but he had to.
But I I was asking for it though.
Yeah, that's hard thing. Means fault if I'm soliciting.
Because it was a request from the audience, I'm going to say
no, I'm not going to take that back.
I was giving the people what they wanted in that particular
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instance. You asked him to do.
That yeah, because originally hedid it when I mentioned Julio
Iglesias his wedding, remember right.
He got married. Being said, I wonder what all
the girls? He loved before I thought about
that. And so I thought that was so
wonderfully horrible that, well,for his birthday, I was asking
for a reprise. All right.
Well then this question is for you, no?
I would not. You would not.
I enjoyed that enormously. There was an audience of 1 and
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that audience was pleased. All right, this one is Ralph and
he's doing the showbiz. He was talking about ATV movie
called the Too Big to Fail and he was going through the cast
that is going to be in it and hecould not resist this joke.
Paul Giamatti. He's.
Going to play the Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernicke,
Ed Asner will play Warren Buffett.
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I don't see him singing Margaritaville.
That's weird. I don't think that's a strange
casting choice. I think for very different.
See, because it's Jimmy Buffett is the guy that did
Margaritaville, so. And it was a 40 year old song.
Yes. Yeah, That going for you.
No, come on. That is all that's tasty.
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Really. That's as refreshing as a real
Margarita? That joke?
That's not as refreshing as real.
Margarita that just as salty? All right, so no one know.
All right. This one Ralph was talking about
Boardwalk Empire. Love it.
And Al Capone shows up, and the lead character in Boardwalk
Empire is named Nucky Thompson. Right gangster Nucky Thompson.
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Right. And then this happened.
Apparently is pretty true to life.
So I mean, I know that's how Capone did come up by right
right? By taking out oh Solomio however
that the older dude was the Italian guy I.
Mean did it all for the Nucky. Really.
Really. Put yourself in the file.
Put yourself in the file. All.
Right, so so. No effing way.
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Really, no one's taking anythingback.
I'll support Mike on that one. That was.
Pretty strong. That was pretty funny.
Come on now, I liked. It.
That was funny. All right.
This is Lisa being bad, saying that there's anyone better than
Odette. Usman.
Yesman. Oh really?
She's OK with you? She's.
Way better than Odette Usman head and shoulders.
Yeah, got to me. Care what?
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Shampoo she uses. Wow, move on.
Sorry, that was Lisa being better than Ralph making the
joke because she's head and shoulders above and then you
said that's a shampoo. She just said Head and
Shoulders. That's all she just said.
She didn't say Head and Shoulders above.
Would you like to take that popular brand of shampoo?
Would you like You're not going?To take that back.
Yeah, I'll take that. We have.
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One all. Right.
Ralph's been out for a couple ofweeks shooting a movie, so Alex
was filling in on showbiz and she had this one.
Three Wall Street Money Never Sleeps came in at 10.1 #2.
Legend of the Guardians. I heard that was a hoot.
See there I. Heard it was a hoot.
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Yeah, we get. It it's not that we don't get
it, we're just asking the musical question.
As in funny hoot sometimes is a reference, right?
For being. Funny yes or no, yes or no?
Although that was not so. Oh, man.
All right. Ralph Garman doing the showbiz
again, talking about George Michael.
Kind of sad. The judge called him a drug
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addict and he cried and was sentenced.
Lock me up before you go, go, hesaid.
Put that in. Come on, I could resist a go go
joke. You could.
You got to do a go go joke. Don't talk about George Michael.
You don't have to. You peep at all you.
Can, but you don't have to. Yeah.
That was horrible. Today you were doing a story
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about 30 Rock and how they're doing a live version on the East
Coast and then another live version on the West.
Coast 2 live performances of theepisode tonight.
And I want you to pause after the bad joke, because this
amount of time actually elapsed before anyone said anything
after Psycho Mike's really dumb joke.
Now I have a reason to watch being thank God you told me that
because I wasn't going to watch I.
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Wasn't going to watch The Great.Winner Tina Fey do great comedy,
but now that I know that there'stimely hats involved.
Timely hats. Does this make the 30 Rock cast
A2 live crew? Wow.
Put it in the file for today. All right, so that happened.
Wow. It's a nice.
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Delivery. That brought the show to a
screaming hole. When?
You do a bad punt, usually there's a certain amount of
relish or comedy in the fact, even as you're saying you have
to sell it. It's horrible.
So you're sort of. You know, reveling in that fact,
right, That was just horrible delivery of a horrible.
Joke. That was an artistic choice.
Yes or no and no. I've lost a lot of.
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Respect for you. Can we?
I've lost a lot of respect for you.
Nothing has should. Ever have been taken back more
than that? Can we only?
Hold your segment Nothing. Ever.
I think we can overrule him all.Right.
Ralph was doing a showbiz story,that's the final one about Rob
Pattinson and how he's doing a cross country trip or something.
His friends are joining him and we had an in studio guest then
named David Alan Grier. Rob Pattinson.
Apparently he's on a road trip with his buddies.
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So far, he's been spotted in California, New Mexico and
Lubbock, TX. I would never hang out with a
guy like that because he's a blood sucker.
Come on, come on, man. He's put that.
In the file. Put that in the file.
David Alan Greer. Yeah.
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You get a. Chance you get a chance to
expunge it from the permanent record.
If you take it back now, David, it'll be like it never happened.
Would you like to take that back?
I'm going to do something here. There seems to be a lot of
stubborn people and you don't win elections that way.
Ladies and gentlemen, that's true.
And as the next governor of thisgreat state, I want to say, and
this curtains to my core. I will take that joke back.
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That's a man I will vote. For him now, well.
Big man Yes. And I didn't know you.
Were running for the governor, but now I will let you in and
I'll tell you this. I'm taking it back because I'm
not thinking. See, I got you.
I wish. I wish we could have heard the
punchline, but your phone broke up.
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So try it again, try it again, try it again.
It's always funny the second time.
I'm going to take that back because I'm not a vampire.
He's not a vampire. Would you like to take that
tell? You what he did there?
I've lost a lot of respect for alot of people today.
All right, Dag, thank you very much.
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My 2 year old daughter thinks it's hilarious.
Sure she does. David Allen Greer for the win.
That's awesome. He lost me at the beginning, but
the delivery at the end got me back.
And then he lost me again when it broke up, and then he lost me
again. OK, so I'm saying he should have
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taken it back. I took a long way to get there.
You got double lost. Jeez.
That could be a moment if you guys want.
Could be. OK.
All right. Next one.
One of the best bands going today, My Chemical Romance, has
a new album available for today.By the way, $3.99 to download
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that on Amazon.com today only. Yeah, it's crazy.
About that, how do you, how do you work for like a business?
Model right there. Is.
A You work a year to make a record.
We got to talk to the guys aboutthis when they're in here next
hour. You work a year to make a
record, somebody sells it for 4 bucks.
What's up with that? Maybe.
They think it's not very good I.Feel like I don't.
Think so this is there'll be something for it.
He'll be joining us next hour right here on the Cabinet Beach.
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So you don't want to miss that right now.
It's time for. Would you like to take that?
Would you like to take that back?
Would you like to take that back?
Tell me what you if you could, you would you could you take
that back? Would you like to take that
back? Would you like to?
Take that back. Tell me what you if you could
you would you, could you take that back?
Not. Paid $4.00 for an album by this
guy by. You can't say.
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No, I don't like this guy. What's wrong with you?
Nope. This is a this is a second
chance. We, we wing stuff a lot.
We try, we try to be funny. Sometimes it doesn't work.
Hindsight is 2020, so maybe we can look back and go, you know
what a swing and a miss. I gave it a shot.
I tried, but it wasn't, it wasn't funny.
So you get a chance to take it back.
Now, I'd like to suggest to the team that we take a vote if it's
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if it's heinous enough and everyone votes against you that
you have, you're forced to take it back.
What I'm thinking mainly about force someone to take it back
I'm thinking. Mainly the question is, would
you like to take that back you're giving that person?
I know, but sometimes they don'thave the good sense.
Segment is called we. Demand you to take it.
Back if it's 100% not one. No, that's not the way it works
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alright. It has to come from the person
who committed the foul. Alright.
The first one is by Bean. He's talking about daylight
saving time. Now you have to know something
about my man being. Savings time, but yeah, yeah.
Saving that drives him, that drives him crazy, the fact that
people say daylight savings. Right, because it's wrong and it
doesn't make any sense so. There's a reason there's a.
(16:01):
It makes no Have you ever? Had a savings account in a bank.
Yes, that's. Where you put the.
The the money that you get, you get extra money, right?
Let me play. So so daylight.
You get extra daylight when you have daylight savings time.
Let me play it and then we'll give Bean a chance.
So I can tell you right now is not prepared to take this back.
But it's like money saving or time saving.
It's daylight light saving. It doesn't make any sense to say
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savings. We don't.
Care. Don't care at all.
Who started telling people to say it the wrong way?
Oprah's. Oh, he's being funny.
Yeah, put that in the. File hi.
There you go. Who's?
Telling you to say that the wrong.
Way, because you've taken a wordthat doesn't deserve an S at the
end. Did you put one on?
Let's save it a bad pun. It's just horrible.
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Let's. Say.
Let's say that your position is correct.
Yes, Still your your example of Oprah's you've.
Got to. You've got to be.
What you like to take? That back, wow.
I mean, even for you that was. Bad Oprah's in my mind was going
to be way funny, right? So.
Yes, I will take. OK, good one for one.
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All right. Now, this one is from Ralph.
He's talking about Brett Michaels having sex.
Brett Michaels having sex, allegedly with Miley Cyrus's mom
Tish, and how they're going to get a divorce now.
And Billy Ray's upset and this is Ralph.
That's when Brett started hanging around the family.
They became very close, according to U.S. magazine.
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And then Michaels and Tish started knocking it out.
Billy Ray found out, and becauseachy, breaky heart just went
away, I'm just saying he was probably very heartbroken, don't
you think? In the file, yeah.
I abandoned that halfway throughsaying like it, so I will not
stand by that one. I absolutely take.
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That was a. That was a check swing.
Even the batter knew he shouldn't have been going.
Exactly. It's a banner day now,
unfortunately today's headlines support Bean on this one.
Unfortunately, what are the chances out of the blue that
they do? But you were talking, I believe
about Jamie Presley and her tax trouble, OK.
And this is you talking about that and then being.
Over and over again we hear about these actors who have
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fallen in arrears with the tax people, and then they've got
big, big, big problems. Maybe she doesn't have.
People. No, maybe she doesn't.
Maybe her accountant is Wesley Snipes.
See. He also had tax problems, yes.
See. Quite a stretch and yet.
Got it. OK, what's the question?
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Sure. Oh my God. 3 for three.
Well, only because, honestly, from a comedy standpoint, it's
pretty obvious we're talking about celebrities with tax
files. Wesley Snipes is hardly that
clever to. Come up.
All right. I wouldn't take it back.
Yeah. Wasn't good.
This. Is Ralph.
He's doing The Birthdays again. This time it's Jennifer Beals
who starred in a little movie called Flash.
Eye Yes, good news for Jennifer Beals.
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Hope she wears that sweatshirt off her shoulder.
It's a good. Look those leg warmers.
Sure, what a feeling. Oh man.
She used to give me when I wouldsee her in those pictures.
I'm just. Saying what he's not.
Talking about. Oh, just.
Saying I always got a special feeling when I saw her in those
clothes. That's all.
By the way, Kevin, you even laughed when I said it.
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No. We were going hard.
For you to ask for me to take me, take something back that
you. Laughed at, but we were going.
Along with that shoulder off theshoulder yeah, look sexy.
OK fine. And then you win with the.
Boom, what? Closed.
It come on now, this one is Beanand this is the one that I think
we're going to demand whether hewants to or not.
(19:34):
It's just my idea. But he's talking about Ross
doing birthdays, talking about giving Megan Mullally a bell or
not, right? And this is Bean's joke.
Is 52. Someone wrote me demanding a
bell for Megan Malone. No, look.
For 52, she might be Bell worthy.
No Bell. No, she's on the plane to Oslo.
Sorry, no Bell. Wow.
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Put. File with extreme prejudice.
Extreme. Absolutely.
Not Mama. Are you kidding, Nobel?
Nobel. That's where they give out the
Nobel Prize. Yeah, we get.
Playing the Nobel, we. Get it?
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We understand. It.
Doesn't make it funny. On the boat now.
See. Look, I see.
I agree with you about that. We can't do it.
Those aren't the rules it has. To be that standard, by that,
I'll do that again. Here's the psycho M1 that I'm
not sure everyone heard, but he just said it just loud enough
for me to notice it and tell himto put himself in the file.
It's just just find me things that rhyme with hot.
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This is. Angelina, her song, her bad
song. I'm hot.
Wow, that's bad. You know, take a shot, it hits
the spot. I have a lot.
I like a shot shot lot, lot of. Hot.
I've got and it's hot. Pole pot.
Guys, we came out when. Everybody just moved on pole
pot. Yes, that was his suggestion.
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For a ride with hot former Tyrant Pole.
Pot and he didn't even hear it. It just kept going and lucky
him. Well, we all try to ignore Mikey
whenever we want to. Come on, pole Pot.
Not only no, no, in fact I. Support pole pot.
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Change your mind. My man Rob was running out of
stuff. They're rhyming.
It's like, why not the the Cambodian dictator?
Yeah, why not? The Cambodian dictator, That's
where your head went. Would you like to take that
last? Chance.
No way. No way.
I like Pol Pot. I like that joke.
That was good. Yeah.
Yeah. Also, for the taxes, the
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celebrity he should have used was Willie Nelson.
Yeah. Who's your accountant?
Willie Nelson? That that works better.
Yep, I think so too. Give us 11 years, Kevin and Beam
will punch up your jokes. And that's the flashback.
Nice. All right.
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Oh my turn. That's not always why I'm blown
up, you know what I'm saying? Sometimes I get blown up.
Wayne nailed it. You get it.
And when you want her to put outyour podcast?
We got it. Hello too, happy goodbye to the
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Blue Yankee. Podcast.
Don't steal my cock. I think you nailed it.
Daddy likey. Welcome to the first podcast
roundup of Rocktober. Thank you.
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Let's start off with a moment with Kevin.
Here he is on the 3/4 Human podcast.
We. Want to dedicate this particular
show to Cat Dog Washington? A Patreon subscriber has been
with us for a very long time andshe Kevin thinks that you need a
mic stand too, instead of just holding it like that.
(23:05):
It seems to bug a lot of people.I'm sorry that that bugs you.
Mary Beth, what's your name? Yeah.
Cat Dog, Washington. Cat, Dog, Mary.
Beth, where'd you come up with Mary?
I don't know. I like the randomness of that.
That's all I do not know. Nice.
That was where did he get Mary Beth from?
I'm. Trying to figure it out.
(23:27):
Cat, Dog, Mary Beth, Same syllables.
No, no, no, nothing. No, no, no, no.
In his defence, if I'm going to defend Kevin, that was a much
longer clip that I shortened so there was more space between Cat
Dog and Mary Beth. So I don't know, but that's
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that's all I can say. All right, let's start off with
the Ralph report. Let's start off with a little
bit of sad news. Right, I'm a little worried and
I got to say, if something goes S here, I'm going to fuck
somebody up. I'm just making that
announcement now. Dolly Parton has announced she
will not be performing at the Coliseum at Caesar's Palace in
December this year as originallyplanned.
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She said in a press release thather doctors have told her she
has to undergo multiple medical procedures because her health is
not good. Oh no indeed.
I don't like this. She cracked a joke at her own
expense, saying she told the docs must be time for her
100,000 mile checkup. But she said unlike her usual
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plastic surgery nips and tucks, this is not plastic surgery.
This is a medically connected. To her health.
And so she says she doesn't wantto do a show if she can't be
100%, so she's going to take some time off.
And all the concerts are now being moved to September of next
year. Wow, that's a long delay.
It is a long delay. So I'm, I'm concerned and if
anything happens to Dolly Parton, I'm I'm going to fucking
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burn the place down. Right.
Something happens to Dolly Parton, we riot.
That's it all I got to say. Everybody's in agreement with
that, I think. How old is she?
Edwin, 7170. 9 Then I just read she was 17. 70 I think she's
old. Let me one moment please.
I will say, ever since the storybroke, everybody's been sending
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it to me. Is that one OK?
Wisenheimer's shout out to Mike Dolan for that.
She's 79 years old. See, I was right.
So yeah, anything happens to her, it's it's basically the end
of the world. Right.
Let's go over to let's continue with the Ralph report.
You know, we were talking about daylight saving versus savings.
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This is also another one Lego versus Legos.
God damn it, Ralph the Pearl. Lego is Lego.
Yeah. It's not Legos.
There's no S There's not. Stop it.
It is Lego. I can't.
Not Legos. There's.
There's there's no device that'sbeen invented that could measure
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how less I give a fuck about that so.
Don't you want to come correct? No, not when it comes to Legos.
No, I'm just good. They're just going to be what
they are because they're just. Little did it again triggered
everybody again. That's like calling them Lego.
That's alright. Because everybody calls them
Lego when it comes to Lego everybody.
So you're just that's just something you're going to have
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to get past. You're just going to have to
hear it and then just wince a little bit and then just get on
with your day. No, no point in picking up the
thing I. Don't want to make these people
angry. I don't I'm of all the groups to
make. Angry.
They were creative people, I. Am the least worried about.
Weird ways to kill you the. Brickers.
Don't piss off a bricker. So that was representative of a
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dozen or so focals. And if that's, if that's really
the line you're going to draw inthe sand, well, look around.
Just saying Lego. So that came about because they
did a story of a mom that ran 100 meters on Legos barefoot.
That's. Right.
(27:08):
Yeah, the world record for running on Legos.
That's a record. I don't who's not that kind of
time. I don't know.
And how do you train for that? Are her feet just a layer of
callus? I guess, yeah, practice on
thumbtacks, I don't know. Yeah, let's go over to the 3/4
(27:32):
Human podcast. Kevin was talking about the
interns and he had a unique way of hiring them.
I got to tell you, I loved the intern program.
We were, we would hire interns and they would come in and it
was we would choose the not the most qualified, but the weirdest
(27:53):
people. You just you get a vibe and you
go, all right, this person is not right in the head.
So that they're the one that we're going to.
Pick, of course. Are any of these people like
Jimmy Kimmel now? And like superstars?
I mean, I would imagine some of them, no?
No, no, they are not. Not that I'm aware of, no.
Right, right, right, right. You know, we did hire the
(28:15):
craziest people because it was funny.
Most of the time it was funny. And then he went into a few
stories about the interns. He there was one woman, one girl
that couldn't open, didn't recognize Kevin because he
didn't drive a Maserati. So she wouldn't let him in the
gate. And I think there's this one.
Who's my? Hero There was an intern that
went out for some fast food and it took her forever and we were
(28:38):
like what is happening? Are we getting?
Where'd you, where'd you send her?
Because I mean, I know that neighborhood.
So it was like. Carl's Junior.
I don't know. And she came back like an hour
and a half later. What?
And she said we said what took so long?
And she said I didn't know wherethe Carl's junior was.
So let me, I'm going to say the whole thing like she said it.
(29:00):
I didn't know where the Carl's junior was.
So I just turned right and hopedfor the best in Los.
Angeles Wow, it's amazing she didn't vanish forever.
And hoped for the best. What are you talking about?
That is an insane sentence. And and no one asked her why she
(29:21):
didn't just go hey, where's the Carl's junior?
Of course we. Did.
Of course we did, but. And and.
There was no, there was no answer.
No. So you're just like, all right,
well. That's my new philosophy.
Turn right, Hope for the best. That needs to be on AT shirt.
That needs to be a book. New merch, yeah.
Yeah, OK, we can do that. I think Shell and Robot was one
(29:41):
of my favorites. She was spectacular.
She was the dumpster diver, right?
Yep, and her dad wouldn't talk to her.
Just crazy. I have a mega mix of her, it's
like about an hour of her stuff because she was just amazing.
He talked about her but didn't mention her name, and then he
talked about the one that alwayswore sunglasses.
(30:03):
Oh, Gator, right, Gator. Yeah.
These guys, they have a like a dream job and they just didn't
care. They would do stuff like that.
Like Gator wouldn't take his sunglasses off and gave him
attitude. Well, those are the people they
wanted to hire. That's what they looked for.
If you went in there trying, trying to get the job, you
didn't get it. But if you went in there with
(30:26):
sunglasses on or, you know, a shirt that's three sizes too
small, you got the job. And there was a guy that was
really hairy, I remember right. Beer mug.
No, he was an intern. I forget.
A while was it? Was it me suck?
(30:47):
I don't know me, but he had likea unibrow, yes, the intern and
they were like asking him about it.
I don't. I don't remember.
There was so many of them. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, hopefully somebody will
leave us a message. Yeah, if you're out there and
you got a unit brow, call us. Brow down.
Brow down. Yeah, definitely.
(31:09):
Let's go over to Lindsay's nemesis, Corny.
Have you been listening Lindsay to 3/4 Human?
I have. Well, this is him doing the
outro. They went over Gen.
Z slang again and they asked himto close the show using Gen.
Z slang. Let's hear if he's improved.
(31:30):
Absolutely. I got you.
All right, let's wrap it up. So today we had a pretty lit
time talking about everything from AI trivia to chicken heists
and unexpected meth incinerations.
We learned that sometimes peopleare indeed hilariously SUS and
that even FBI agents can have a not a party moment.
And big shout out to Lucy for being our awesome Patreon
supporter. So thanks everyone for hanging
(31:50):
out. You've all been goaded
listeners, and we'll catch you on the next one.
Keep it 100. She's doing pretty well at
those, yes. Wow.
That's the best wrap up ever. Definitely, and even took the
slang instruction. We're very impressed.
The corn, I was impressed. Totally, completely.
Corny. That's good, yeah.
(32:11):
Yeah. I mean, I, I think that's better
than any of us could have done, I think.
Except you don't use goat that way.
You say someone's the goat. They don't say you're goated,
are you? The The young kids say that now.
Yeah, they say goated. Mm hmm.
OK, I'm. Wrong.
Sorry, Eddie. Sorry, Courtney, my apologies.
(32:33):
Let's go over to Cupertina chat.Bean is moving.
We haven't mentioned that at all, but he's moving to the
country, going to eat a lot of Peaches moving to the country.
And he, he's a man that needs Internet and he has to actually
create the infrastructure apparently to get Internet.
(32:54):
I am pleased to announce that this is costing me a fortune
because now I have a breakdown of additional charges that it is
going to cost me to get Internetat that location.
Drilling through an external wall.
Don't know whose wall or where £86.52.
Provision of new poles £3665.44 solid fiber cable.
(33:19):
Listen to this one. 765 meters of solid fiber cable.
I got a bill for 5240 lbs and $0.25.
How is cable that expensive? What's the markup on this?
We are not doing this show. Here I was, all excited about
sharing my birthday with the King.
(33:39):
Now I feel like I got to write him a strongly worded letter
because he's ripping me off. Would it help to write a letter
to the king? No it would not.
We share a birthday that's. What I open with and they'll go,
oh, I wasn't going to look at this, but now that I how?
Do I? How do I help?
This guy. So it's going to cost like
10,000 or more dollars, something like that.
(34:00):
No £10,000. £10,000. How much is that in our money?
It's roughly double, so about $20,000.
Can you imagine? Just to have Internet.
Why doesn't he do Starlink? I think he mentioned that it
wouldn't give him enough of a what is it, the gigabytes per
second? Yeah, yeah.
(34:20):
Yep, Yep, Yep. So he wouldn't be able to do it
consistently and he needs his Internet.
I what is wrong with it? Why does he move to places he
doesn't want to move to? I mean he.
Wants to get away from people and I completely understand it.
That's true. I get it.
But the last couple of places hemoved to, he wanted to be away
(34:42):
from a school and he moved rightnext to a school, right?
And now he's, yeah, now he's moving to the country with no
Internet, just Peaches. So they're preparing for the
move. And he had some wind washers
coming over to do some maintenance on the House.
(35:02):
And he's laughing because this is classic bean.
I get the little knock on the door for the window washing that
needs to be done as part of our move out right to make the place
look good before we leave at theend of the month.
So I open up the door and there are two ridiculously attractive
women standing on my front step.OK.
And you're like, is this what I ordered?
(35:23):
Maybe early 30s, but probably late 20s.
And they are young and they are fit and I'm sure they're very,
very professional and they're sofar as nearly I can tell, and
I've been following him from room to room for three hours.
They seem to be doing a very, very good job.
And they're also from Romania. The.
Romanian, yeah, Which is. I know it's just a country but
(35:46):
it seems exotic to. Me, all I know is Nadia Komenich
and maybe it's is 1 named Nadia and the other one's Katya.
You know what? I didn't even ask what their
names were. Of course it doesn't matter to
you, because they're not people.No, I was just dealing with the
third member of the team who is a very nice older man and he is
also from Romania. So 2 very attractive women
(36:09):
showed up to his house to do thewindow washing and he followed
them around. But everybody should be
confident to know he didn't ask them anything.
He didn't bug them, he didn't talk to them.
That was that was he how he's changing.
He's maturing as a man. I'm he just.
I'm taking notes here. Follow a woman around, don't say
(36:29):
anything I mean. He didn't say you're pretty.
Good point. That is going to be the weirdest
thing to just open the door and it's the intro to a porno and
it's just weird. I I don't know, I don't know.
I I'm sure they did a great job and and I'm sure being just
(36:50):
elaborated a little, but as Edwin requested pre.
Dealer pre dealer. All right, let's end this
podcast round up with a personalminutia topic from being.
All right, I have a topic here for my personal nation.
It involves a young woman named Taylor Allison Swift.
(37:12):
I guess Lindsay cut me off and no, no time for that.
Don't blame me for that. No way.
You're a crazy Swifty. Jail.
It it was, it was a lot of Taylor Swift talk on the last
episode and all right. It's weird because I'm getting
(37:32):
Taylor Swift talk in 2014. He keeps dragging her into
things that don't even evolve her, which is kind of funny.
Yes. And I brought up there's
apparently there's a movie that goes with the the record.
And I brought it up to my daughters because a couple years
ago they were singing all their songs and they they gave me the,
(37:52):
oh, I don't want to go to that. That's so uncool.
I might as well have asked him to go see Lawrence Welk.
It was she's she's already in her 30s.
They're done. Great.
Lawrence Welk reference, Yeah. She's 35.
We're over it. They're 10 and 12.
So they're they're just over. It sorry Taylor.
So then who are they into right now?
They're into someone named Alex G, Olivia Rodrigo and a couple
(38:18):
other people. But here's the veil.
Yeah. So it's really kind of eclectic,
but it's the weird part about all the music now is that it
sounds like it could fit into a genre from like the 90s or
before. Oh, really?
Yeah, so like Alex G reminded meof if Ween and Violent Femmes
(38:40):
met and recorded it's. Just.
I'm gonna need to think about that.
Yeah, so. And I played the Violent Femmes
for my daughter Kristen, who loves Alex G and she's like, Oh
yeah, I can hear that. I can hear that.
They sound like the violent fans, like that must be
something they listen to. So it's fine.
(39:00):
Anyhow, that's the podcast roundup.
Ally, what did you think? What?
Huh. I screamed, and I shook my fist
at the sky. And I yelled no.
Thanks Ralph. Any tips?
Yeah, you talk. Sing less.
(39:20):
Blow suck more. Thank you.
Thank you anyhow. Let's go over to the week that
was. Daddy likey.
I just, I'd like that clip too. Daddy likey.
This is the first week that was for the rocked over.
Yeah. When I play it like 5 or 6 times
(39:45):
it might be get overused. We'll see what happens.
We'll see what survives the edit.
Press the button, my friend. Send me back into time.
Edwin, our listener. Edwin, he's a funny man.
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny man. It's a new.
(40:05):
Day you can have the power feature presentation.
Well. How could this have gotten on
the air in 2014? The first of Rocktober.
I don't know where that sounder is.
Welcome everybody. Yes, the 1st of October will be
(40:28):
in my report. I'm doing September 29th to
October 3rd, 2014. Let's start off with this was
the Monday morning thing after they do the montage and do a
little bit of business being always plays a clip and I love
this one. All right, let's talk about
today's Captain Ofito, shall we?When you talk, I hear that sound
that plays on Pac-Man dies. Yeah, I'm going to start doing
(40:52):
that. When people bore me, I'm just
going to put the Pac-Man sound on my head.
We can cut that in later. I should have brought that, huh?
Let's move on. Do you remember Donald Logue?
He's been in a lot of stuff. He was in Gotham in 2014.
He was in the tower with Steve. Grounded for life.
Great actor, interesting guy. So here he is.
(41:13):
He's on the show talking about Gotham.
It's more fun, but Gotham looks like we're settling in.
I I can guarantee that as of Episode 9, which we're working
on right now. Like Bullock, still alive and
still around. All right, I don't.
Know whether to trust you or not, but okay.
Harvey Bullock is a guy. He's only been in the Batman
(41:34):
universe. I say only it's been like 40
years. He was.
He came around in the 70s and there have been a lot of
incarnations of him over the years in various media.
Does any of that play into the way you play the character, or
are you just starting from page one of script one?
I think that I, I, I would definitely learn more to the
Page 1 script, one kind of side of things, because in reading
(41:55):
Gotham Central, you know, it's pretty dark.
And so that's not, I don't thinkthat that's exactly the bullet
that they wanted. Clearly that was the template
and then and the animated series, it was interesting
because I thought, you know, theguy did a fantastic job.
But in a way, in the animated world, it's so heightened and so
Sponge Bobby in some ways, you have to really just go to a
(42:18):
really colorful place that's impossible to match.
You don't want to do an impersonation or an impression.
And so I think, you know, for both Ben and myself, who plays
James Gordon, Geoff Johns was like, just make them your own,
which was nice, you know, to getthat kind of to get that kind of
blessing from the chief, you know, And that's what's
something that Bruno Heller and Danny Cannon, who are kind of
(42:41):
the two creative forces behind the show.
That's what they they told us aswell.
You. Brought up Ben.
Let's talk about Ben McKenzie, who is great in the show.
He's great, very fantastic. He was great in Southland.
He was good, you know, and I remember when I first saw him, I
first really noticed him on JuneBug, this movie with Amy Adams.
That's right. But she got the Oscar nomination
(43:01):
for and I was like, Oh yeah, that's that dude from The OC.
Styrofoam or is that his? All good.
That was. We're good, that was me.
But everything's good, OK? So I think Kevin tried to hang
up on the guy. I guess he was too powerful.
He resisted it. As soon as I heard that, I'm
like, oh, no, not again. But actually what Donald said
(43:23):
was that his friends were calling him while he was on K
rock, saying you're on K rock. He's like, yeah, I know.
It's. Cool.
Thanks for the info. Yeah.
He's kind of funny though. OK, this is the Monday show and
Kevin, he did a year's worth of moments with like in one show.
So let's start off with the first one he did.
(43:43):
And now it's time for a moment with Kevin.
I believe she admit. May have written a different
song for this. That was a moment.
With Kevin, I didn't even hear that one.
I didn't. Either I'm glad.
Someone. Did Lux was very happy.
He's like, oh, I think we. Got a new moment?
So I was like, hit me, hit me with that one more time.
(44:05):
And now it's time for a moment with Kevin.
I believe she admit. May have written a different
song for this. Particular that was a moment
with Kevin. I got lost interest in my own
sentence. Perfect.
That reminds me of the pride of a picture.
(44:30):
We were talking about Dave showing up at some event or
something, the private picture of you up there, and just kind
of went off into another world. I don't know.
Any idea what I'm talking about?That one, he's looking.
Yeah. I don't know what it's labeled
either. I don't know how you would even
label something like that. There's very little English in
there that you could recognize. How dare you?
(44:50):
Probably have a fix it up there and it's.
Yeah, yeah. That's.
It something like that, you got it.
Oh, good man. All right, here we go.
And now it's time for a moment with.
Kevin, I'll probably have this picture there with a sudden.
That was a moment with Kevin that.
(45:13):
Was it all right? Good stuff.
Good times, all right, All right, good times.
Loving it. How about beer mug getting
something right? Yeah, nice job, Bear mug.
This was again on the Monday show, so here's Kevin again.
Look, they've never truly divorced themselves from what
came before in that franchise. They had Leonard Nimoy in the
(45:34):
first one. Because they liked him.
And the the second film was basically a reworking of Wrath
of Khan, the greatest Star Trek movie.
They'd sort of did a remake of that with their own spin on it.
So they certainly honor their connections with the past and
you can. See, there it is.
Do that there. We should do some fall cleaning
(45:57):
some of Bean's audio drops. Simon Cowell's not happy.
His X Factor in Britain, you know, he went back in to do X
Factor there because it failed here in the States.
So he went back to be a judge onThe X Factor in Britain, where
it was a big hit started, right?Yeah.
Turns out not a big hit anymore.Oh, really?
Wow. Yeah.
Strictly Come Dancing has beat it out.
(46:20):
I'm sorry, there's a lot of words in there that hey,
exclamation explanation X hold on, hold on.
Explanation. Yeah, that's that's a word.
That's a word that needs some explanation, actually.
Yeah, so Kevin was on a roll that whole week.
He was great. Later on I thought I had the
(46:41):
clip but he got spring and fall clean and mixed up and that made
yet another moment that week. OK.
This is for you Christopher. Christopher does so much work
for the show. I was going to cut these but
like I said, we need to reward Christopher.
Do you want Jlo's ass or do you want fart metal?
You can only get one. Well Lenny says we have too much
(47:04):
butt on here, so I think fart metal would work OK.
This this goes out to a young girl or a young man in Fountain
Valley. Wait, where do you live?
Fontana, I have to get down on the phone.
I shouldn't have played these out of order.
And now a moment with Edwin. This whole segment's going to be
(47:24):
a moment. There.
It is OK for Christopher. I used to love Rage Against the
Machine. That was my favorite band of all
time. Oh.
Yeah, yeah. You've long.
You've long said that. Yeah, and Muse was second, but
they're both. They've changed their second and
third now because fart metal exists.
There's a guy on the Internet, you can find it.
(47:45):
We'll post it in a second and it's metal music, but the the
singing is is coming out of his ass.
No, yes. Now this is a magic.
Wow. This is a this is through the
miracle of editing, though. He's not he's not fart singing
live or anything like that, is he?
I mean, it's not a one take thing.
(48:06):
He he collected a bunch of sounds and cut them up, I hope.
Honestly, I don't. I'm not positive about his
entire process. I'm just telling you that it's
fart metal. Well, I haven't been to the you
need. I haven't been.
So I I haven't read anything about it.
I didn't know how much detail hewent into all.
Right, let me play a little for you.
Maybe that'll. Well, I don't think we need to
(48:27):
hear it. I mean I.
Believe if I played you a littlefart metal maybe it would
become. Yeah, but I.
Think the description. No, I think this is enough.
I need to hear that. That's what I'm talking about.
Fart nettle all. Right stop, stop, stop right
(48:56):
there, stop right there and don't feel like you need to go
back to it. This is a Seamus Policelli, I
guess is his name. His quote is every fart you hear
is real and came from my own butt.
Well. That is important.
Sourcing is always important. So Best Song Ever.
He doesn't want us to think thathe stole somebody else's farts
so that he's surreptitiously wasrecording his neighbors in the
(49:16):
netter. This is all him and he.
Just break in real quick. Fart stealing is a big problem
these days so I'm glad he did his own.
Get back to the clip he. Owns it.
So being you're you're you're agreeing with me now.
New favorite band. I've heard enough.
I don't know about you guys. I have heard enough.
I just, I don't. I have never made those noises.
(49:49):
Yeah, with my body. Well, he's.
I'm going to cut a little bit short.
Sorry, Christopher. I'll send you the full clip and
you can listen to it later. That's OK, I have the album at
home. Of course I have their album of
standards. It's it's spectacular.
I'm going to do this really quick.
So he recorded. Hush Next.
(50:14):
Next. Next.
Indeed. Before we get into October,
let's do a very special celebrity birthday.
Lindsay, Are you ready? Yeah.
OK. September 30th the wonderful the
beautiful Fran Drescher. Fran Drescher's 57 A lot of
pressure for a Fran Drescher Bello, by the way.
That was me. I was putting a lot of pressure
(50:35):
on Ralph. So Fran Drescher, there we go.
Edit that out for me, Lindsay. I gotcha.
Next up, OK. What could be more fucking?
No. Oh, no.
(50:57):
Oh no. How'd that happen?
September 30, Fran Drescher's birthday, just how it should
have been. OK, well, Christopher tries to
struggle back. Let's play a moment with Lisa.
She even had moments that week. And now a moment with Lisa May.
(51:19):
If you're on the South 5 at Tustin Ranch Rd. a collision
with the with the Oh. What do they call those?
Doesn't matter. That was a moment with Lisa May.
No sympathy for you drivers. Sometimes you just got to bail.
And she's our source for traffic.
By the way, whatever matter. Collision let's.
(51:40):
Go somewhere else that's. What she's saying.
Indeed, let's move straight ahead to October 1st.
You guys really kicked me out. I don't know what happened.
There, you guys kicked me. Out I didn't kicked me out.
Because of the reverse bell. I told yes and I agree with the
reverse bell. I thought, man.
(52:01):
You're all getting kicked off now.
I helped you. Not you, I mean the two people
that are wrong about everything.Let's rinse that bad taste of
that out of our mouths with Rocktober.
Today's celebrity birthdays. These stars all born on today,
the first of Rocktober. I don't know where that sounder
(52:23):
is. Yeah, I thought maybe.
I would have come up with some sort of guitars.
Mentioned Rocktober the last couple of years.
So I kind of thought that that was off the table.
We I wouldn't need that. But this morning when you
sounded really surprised that such a thing existed, I thought
maybe you would pull up a couple.
So the next time someone said. Kevin said.
I thought that's the only mention of Rocktober we're going
(52:44):
to have all day, but I didn't expect to hear it again.
All right, let's try it. Here we go.
Rocktober. Nice there.
We go. Julie Andrews was born on the
1st of October. Nothing says.
October like Julie Andrews, I'm saying.
She's 79 years old today. What's fun about listening to
(53:06):
old shows is some years they're into October, some years they're
not, so it's kind of a crapshoot.
Who knows what you're going to get?
So Ralph dragged him into the October mood that day.
But I got to thinking, I think Julie Andrews and Rocktober go
along just fine. Lindsay, can you give me a
Rocktober? Rocktober.
(53:32):
Yeah, I think it works. It needs more fart sounds.
OK, you're right. Maybe Sound of Music.
Isn't it something more rockin? Jen, give me a rocktober.
Rock. Just a soulful sugar helps them
(53:53):
get. Down in a most delightful way.
I'm in on both of these clips. Sound and music.
Freaking hell. Let's do it.
All right, let's get back to theprofessionals.
How did they celebrate Rocktober?
Today's celebrity birthdays. All these scars were born on
today, the second of Rocktober. That's not.
(54:27):
That's not what we wanted at all.
Sorry, that was my day. I can't remember what that was.
You guys remember what that clipwas?
My best singing rails. Oh, that must have been it.
Yeah, that was pretty good. OK now.
OK, now they got their act together.
This is later on. Today's celebrity birthdays All
these stars were born on today, the 3rd of.
(54:49):
October. Wow, we have to get the guitar
tech out here. That does not sound good.
What are you? Hey Remix, what are you doing?
Just play. Just play the clip I did.
Say it again. I'll, I'll do it.
(55:09):
You're not. You're not a DJ.
I'm going to. Focus on.
Maybe it is, maybe I am. Listen, there's no maybes about
it. It's.
Not and you're. Not this is not I can start and
I'm not a teacher. That's Remix.
That's. Remix.
OK, let's do it the way they should have done it.
Christopher, give me a Rocktober.
Rocktober. I think that was pretty good,
(55:37):
pretty seamless. Let's go to Jorge.
Jorge Garcia. He came on and he either loves K
Rock or he's being spirit animals.
So listen to them. Listen to them together.
Now, I was wondering, I don't know if you were listening on
your commute in this morning, Jorge, but we were talking about
(55:57):
you and that you were a big Halloween fan.
I was wondering if you were familiar with the song Halloween
Spooks. Has that been part of your the
soundtrack to your season? Yeah, that's one of the what I
had to call Halloween carols that play around the house.
Yes. So you're down with.
Halloween Spooks. Also Kevin hates.
It Oh my God. It's I don't think it's
Halloween unless you hear, let'shear a little bit of Halloween
(56:17):
Spooks come. On I think that's God.
Jorge would enjoy it. He's our guest.
Well, he can. He can listen.
To it in the privacy of his own home.
Come on, give me a little Halloween Spooks beer back.
Let's play some of that. Jorge's down with it.
He loves Halloween. It's October.
We're celebrating, We're having fun.
Come on. And then this represents fun,
absolutely. Only things are going to happen.
(56:43):
Halloween smooth outside my window.
Halloween smooth behind the tree.
I can't find them for the life of me.
And there's Halloween smooth. I'll turn, my liberal friend.
(57:05):
No, that's just right all. Right.
Let me just stop it right here. OK, All right.
That's Lambert, Hendrix and Ross, right?
Yes, it is. F you for knowing that, all
right? How do you like that?
He knew who it was. Oh yeah, Bean was having a great
time. Of course, everybody knows
Lambert, Hendrix and Ross. Oh, everybody.
(57:28):
Their famous jazz vocal trio. Do you have any more fun facts
about them? No, what I got right now, OK,
but they were very popular in the 60s.
I mean, there was 1 Twisted. That song's really good.
You should play that one later. OK, actually, what they've
learned talking to Jorge is thatthe song's OK.
(57:50):
It's when they get to those sounds at the end, that's what
drives Kevin crazy, which is actually, I agree.
Maybe if you can cut that part out, let's do some jazz
noodling. What do you guys call it, Free
form noodling? Yeah, three days.
Is that what it is? Improvisation.
I guess I'm thinking of my younger days actually.
(58:12):
So it is a good song. Let's go to the very end.
Weezer came into studio. They went to the sound space and
played some really good versionsof their classic songs.
So I think I'm going to go out on that.
Here they are playing Buddy Holly.
What's with these homies? This and my girl?
(58:33):
Why did he go the front? What it would ever do to these
guys that made them so by alone?But you know I'm yours, and I
know you're mine. Yeah, good stuff.
(59:14):
That was from the October 3rd 2014 show.
If you're Weezer fan, go and listen to what they were on for
a long time. Did great interviews, played a
couple of songs, really good stuff.
Let's see what's Next up. We have time for one more.
Oh, Kevin, I think you're wrong.We don't have time for one more.
(59:35):
I think I'm done. B.
What did you think of the roundup this week?
I'm going to tell you that I don't hate it.
First of all, so far at all, I don't.
So far I don't hate it. OK, so far you don't hate it.
It's over. Thanks for the compliment on the
roundup. I.
Guess it's a thing. I yeah, I would say so.
(59:56):
OK, it is a thing now. We could be a thing, guys.
Last thought for the week. What about the guy that puts the
stuff together? Boy is he honked up.
He. Really is honked up.
He is. He's a crazy person.
I think it's his. His craziness is what makes that
show so bizarre and unique. Yeah.
Thank you. I think I was insulted, but at
(01:00:17):
the end it came around. Oh sure, you have one last thing
to say. Daddy likey.
OK, back to you, Steve. Well, Edwin said.
What are your thoughts on the roundup?
That's why I was. I was making.
Oh, I met the late that was. Seeing that, you know.
You should have just gone with it all right now.
(01:00:37):
Thanks for listening to Quarters.
Never give up. Follow us on all the socials.
Send us messages, even if they're insulting people on our
show. Or, but especially that.
OK, I'll see you in the funny papers.
Once Upon a time, not long ago, I was a hoe and I'm admitting
it. I won't take it back because I
(01:00:59):
did this shit. I was a hoe and I'm admitting
it. I won't take it back because I
did this shit. I was a hoe.
It's insane to me that people think that because I'm a witch I
worship the devil like. Come on, I don't worship.
Men. Good morning everybody, and the
terrorists. Nothing says rocked over like
Julie Andrew, I'm saying. You got to let Shat shat, you
(00:24):
know, you got to let him shat. Got a shat all over the place.
Let him release the shat, yeah? Come on, give me a little
Halloween Spooks beer back. Let's play some of that.
Jorge's down with it. He loves Halloween.
It's October. We're celebrating, We're having
fun. Come on.
So you're just, that's just something you're gonna have to
get past. You're just gonna have to hear
just and then just wince a little bit and then just get on
(00:45):
with your day. No, no point in picking up the.
Thing you want to make these people angry?
I don't I'm of all the groups tomake angry.
They were creative people. I am the least worried about
Quitters Never give up. Weird ways to kill you.
Go ahead repping for all of Quitters Never give up.
Check off Christopher. We check off Jen Pastorini.
Check off Lindsay. Hello.
(01:07):
Drew the great Edwin, ladies andgentlemen.
I love him so much. Because I said quitters never
give up. And he said that's all they do.
And then this represents fun Daddy likey.
Hello party people, it is. Quitters never give up.
It is the first week of Rocktober.
(01:29):
Oh, yeah? Are you ready?
You ready to rock, Lindsay? You ready?
Oh, are we ready for Spooks? Always.
Enough of the Spooks. Let's introduce the quitters,
Eddie. Apparently Eddie is still going.
Eddie is still going. Good day mates, I am still
going. Nice, Are you ready for
(01:50):
Rocktober? I am woo.
I only get to use that clip like4 times so I got to got to make
it happen. Let's see who's next.
National Enquirer reports that Lindsay has suffered from a
severe case of athlete's foot for years and her foot odor is
(02:13):
horrible. Oh.
No. Oh no indeed.
Hello everyone A feet are fine. Let's say hello to Jen.
Hi guys, I'm Johnny Summers. Today I'm roasting your name in
Chinese. Jennifer in Chinese means Jenny
fo. Jen means slutty means you.
Fo means yes or no. So Jennifer means are you slutty
(02:34):
or not? If you go by Jen, it means that
you are slutty. Jen means slutty.
No judgement, Jen. I'm not judging you.
You do you, Jen. I'm a hoe.
So we're on the same boat, honey.
Exactly how you doing, Jen? What's up party people?
That just popped up on my feet. I guess I'm searching for your
(02:55):
names too much. And of course, I'm Christopher.
Chris. We went through Glass More
Peacemaker. God, that show's really good.
(03:16):
You record that on a xylophone. I recorded that from a from a
sock or something. I I've been rushing this week.
Lots of crazy, crazy stuff. Anyhow, do we have any moments
or do we have any fun facts or? Anything, we have a moment and a
message. So all right.
Let's do that. Take it away.
We'll probably have to play thismoment again because it's Drew,
(03:38):
but it's just too good. So we're just going to we're
just going to enjoy it multiple times.
Here we go. OK.
And now a moment with Judge Drudy.
You know, they didn't have stainless steel in Russia.
No, that's kind of weird. No, during the 1950s.
Oh God. That was a moment with Judge
(04:01):
Drudy. Nice.
Pretty strong, pretty strong. All right, and our message.
Headquarters Lenny here. 2O3 andtwo O 5.
Shout out to Jen and Ed for the best clips ever.
(04:25):
Also two O 4 Chris, you came in.There was a lot of.
Lot of buttock in that. Episode.
Just saying. Anyway, thanks for the free
funny. Love you guys.
Bye. Eddie and and and Jen get great
(04:46):
clips and I get what's what about the butt?
That's that's my whole thing. Looks, Lenny, it's the people to
take that seriously. Yeah.
I mean, I play the clips that come from the podcast.
If it's on the podcast, I play it.
They talk about butts. That's what we were talking
about. And they talk to Jlo's butt.
Right. That is true.
All right, on to the flashback with no introduction.
(05:08):
Hello and welcome to a very special.
Flashback. Because I'm going to introduce.
You now flashback, flashback. Let's have a look at this.
Just play the intro. We're talking to Nadia Sullivan,
the Octomom, in about 10 minutes.
Tony Hawk joins us after the topof the hour.
Right now, though, it's time forWould you like to take that
(05:30):
back? Would you like to take that
back? Would you like to take that
back? Tell me what you if you could,
you would you? Could you take that back?
Would you like to take that back?
Would you like to take that back?
Tell me what you could you couldyou?
Would you, could you take that? Back.
Took us a long time to get around to this, but we do.
We don't really have writers perSE.
(05:51):
What a shock you'll have someonewriting for you.
We do try to ad Lib and it doesn't always go well, so we've
created a feature called would. You like to?
Take and what we do is we give you a chance to look at it in
hindsight 2020, you know, you look at it in hindsight and you
go maybe I will take that. Back.
You don't get a second chance inlife.
(06:12):
That's right, the first one is bean.
OK. And Ralph is doing today's
celebrity birthdays and you willhear exactly what what went
wrong today's. Celebrity birthdays Julio
Iglesias is 67 years old today. I just wonder what his birthday,
you know, comes around every year about this time, if he
hears from all the girls he's loved before.
There we go. That's it.
(06:32):
That's what we've been waiting all day for.
Yeah, apparently that was the 3rd or 4th showbiz and being
just was trying his best not to do that joke, but he had to.
But I I was asking for it though.
Yeah, that's hard thing. Means fault if I'm soliciting.
Because it was a request from the audience, I'm going to say
no, I'm not going to take that back.
I was giving the people what they wanted in that particular
(06:53):
instance. You asked him to do.
That yeah, because originally hedid it when I mentioned Julio
Iglesias his wedding, remember right.
He got married. Being said, I wonder what all
the girls? He loved before I thought about
that. And so I thought that was so
wonderfully horrible that, well,for his birthday, I was asking
for a reprise. All right.
Well then this question is for you, no?
I would not. You would not.
I enjoyed that enormously. There was an audience of 1 and
(07:14):
that audience was pleased. All right, this one is Ralph and
he's doing the showbiz. He was talking about ATV movie
called the Too Big to Fail and he was going through the cast
that is going to be in it and hecould not resist this joke.
Paul Giamatti. He's.
Going to play the Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernicke,
Ed Asner will play Warren Buffett.
(07:34):
I don't see him singing Margaritaville.
That's weird. I don't think that's a strange
casting choice. I think for very different.
See, because it's Jimmy Buffett is the guy that did
Margaritaville, so. And it was a 40 year old song.
Yes. Yeah, That going for you.
No, come on. That is all that's tasty.
(07:56):
Really. That's as refreshing as a real
Margarita? That joke?
That's not as refreshing as real.
Margarita that just as salty? All right, so no one know.
All right. This one Ralph was talking about
Boardwalk Empire. Love it.
And Al Capone shows up, and the lead character in Boardwalk
Empire is named Nucky Thompson. Right gangster Nucky Thompson.
(08:17):
Right. And then this happened.
Apparently is pretty true to life.
So I mean, I know that's how Capone did come up by right
right? By taking out oh Solomio however
that the older dude was the Italian guy I.
Mean did it all for the Nucky. Really.
Really. Put yourself in the file.
Put yourself in the file. All.
Right, so so. No effing way.
(08:41):
Really, no one's taking anythingback.
I'll support Mike on that one. That was.
Pretty strong. That was pretty funny.
Come on now, I liked. It.
That was funny. All right.
This is Lisa being bad, saying that there's anyone better than
Odette. Usman.
Yesman. Oh really?
She's OK with you? She's.
Way better than Odette Usman head and shoulders.
Yeah, got to me. Care what?
(09:02):
Shampoo she uses. Wow, move on.
Sorry, that was Lisa being better than Ralph making the
joke because she's head and shoulders above and then you
said that's a shampoo. She just said Head and
Shoulders. That's all she just said.
She didn't say Head and Shoulders above.
Would you like to take that popular brand of shampoo?
Would you like You're not going?To take that back.
Yeah, I'll take that. We have.
(09:22):
One all. Right.
Ralph's been out for a couple ofweeks shooting a movie, so Alex
was filling in on showbiz and she had this one.
Three Wall Street Money Never Sleeps came in at 10.1 #2.
Legend of the Guardians. I heard that was a hoot.
See there I. Heard it was a hoot.
(09:46):
Yeah, we get. It it's not that we don't get
it, we're just asking the musical question.
As in funny hoot sometimes is a reference, right?
For being. Funny yes or no, yes or no?
Although that was not so. Oh, man.
All right. Ralph Garman doing the showbiz
again, talking about George Michael.
Kind of sad. The judge called him a drug
(10:08):
addict and he cried and was sentenced.
Lock me up before you go, go, hesaid.
Put that in. Come on, I could resist a go go
joke. You could.
You got to do a go go joke. Don't talk about George Michael.
You don't have to. You peep at all you.
Can, but you don't have to. Yeah.
That was horrible. Today you were doing a story
(10:31):
about 30 Rock and how they're doing a live version on the East
Coast and then another live version on the West.
Coast 2 live performances of theepisode tonight.
And I want you to pause after the bad joke, because this
amount of time actually elapsed before anyone said anything
after Psycho Mike's really dumb joke.
Now I have a reason to watch being thank God you told me that
because I wasn't going to watch I.
(10:51):
Wasn't going to watch The Great.Winner Tina Fey do great comedy,
but now that I know that there'stimely hats involved.
Timely hats. Does this make the 30 Rock cast
A2 live crew? Wow.
Put it in the file for today. All right, so that happened.
Wow. It's a nice.
(11:12):
Delivery. That brought the show to a
screaming hole. When?
You do a bad punt, usually there's a certain amount of
relish or comedy in the fact, even as you're saying you have
to sell it. It's horrible.
So you're sort of. You know, reveling in that fact,
right, That was just horrible delivery of a horrible.
Joke. That was an artistic choice.
Yes or no and no. I've lost a lot of.
(11:34):
Respect for you. Can we?
I've lost a lot of respect for you.
Nothing has should. Ever have been taken back more
than that? Can we only?
Hold your segment Nothing. Ever.
I think we can overrule him all.Right.
Ralph was doing a showbiz story,that's the final one about Rob
Pattinson and how he's doing a cross country trip or something.
His friends are joining him and we had an in studio guest then
named David Alan Grier. Rob Pattinson.
Apparently he's on a road trip with his buddies.
(11:56):
So far, he's been spotted in California, New Mexico and
Lubbock, TX. I would never hang out with a
guy like that because he's a blood sucker.
Come on, come on, man. He's put that.
In the file. Put that in the file.
David Alan Greer. Yeah.
(12:23):
You get a. Chance you get a chance to
expunge it from the permanent record.
If you take it back now, David, it'll be like it never happened.
Would you like to take that back?
I'm going to do something here. There seems to be a lot of
stubborn people and you don't win elections that way.
Ladies and gentlemen, that's true.
And as the next governor of thisgreat state, I want to say, and
this curtains to my core. I will take that joke back.
(12:49):
That's a man I will vote. For him now, well.
Big man Yes. And I didn't know you.
Were running for the governor, but now I will let you in and
I'll tell you this. I'm taking it back because I'm
not thinking. See, I got you.
I wish. I wish we could have heard the
punchline, but your phone broke up.
(13:12):
So try it again, try it again, try it again.
It's always funny the second time.
I'm going to take that back because I'm not a vampire.
He's not a vampire. Would you like to take that
tell? You what he did there?
I've lost a lot of respect for alot of people today.
All right, Dag, thank you very much.
(13:32):
My 2 year old daughter thinks it's hilarious.
Sure she does. David Allen Greer for the win.
That's awesome. He lost me at the beginning, but
the delivery at the end got me back.
And then he lost me again when it broke up, and then he lost me
again. OK, so I'm saying he should have
(13:52):
taken it back. I took a long way to get there.
You got double lost. Jeez.
That could be a moment if you guys want.
Could be. OK.
All right. Next one.
One of the best bands going today, My Chemical Romance, has
a new album available for today.By the way, $3.99 to download
(14:13):
that on Amazon.com today only. Yeah, it's crazy.
About that, how do you, how do you work for like a business?
Model right there. Is.
A You work a year to make a record.
We got to talk to the guys aboutthis when they're in here next
hour. You work a year to make a
record, somebody sells it for 4 bucks.
What's up with that? Maybe.
They think it's not very good I.Feel like I don't.
Think so this is there'll be something for it.
He'll be joining us next hour right here on the Cabinet Beach.
(14:34):
So you don't want to miss that right now.
It's time for. Would you like to take that?
Would you like to take that back?
Would you like to take that back?
Tell me what you if you could, you would you could you take
that back? Would you like to take that
back? Would you like to?
Take that back. Tell me what you if you could
you would you, could you take that back?
Not. Paid $4.00 for an album by this
guy by. You can't say.
(14:54):
No, I don't like this guy. What's wrong with you?
Nope. This is a this is a second
chance. We, we wing stuff a lot.
We try, we try to be funny. Sometimes it doesn't work.
Hindsight is 2020, so maybe we can look back and go, you know
what a swing and a miss. I gave it a shot.
I tried, but it wasn't, it wasn't funny.
So you get a chance to take it back.
Now, I'd like to suggest to the team that we take a vote if it's
(15:18):
if it's heinous enough and everyone votes against you that
you have, you're forced to take it back.
What I'm thinking mainly about force someone to take it back
I'm thinking. Mainly the question is, would
you like to take that back you're giving that person?
I know, but sometimes they don'thave the good sense.
Segment is called we. Demand you to take it.
Back if it's 100% not one. No, that's not the way it works
(15:39):
alright. It has to come from the person
who committed the foul. Alright.
The first one is by Bean. He's talking about daylight
saving time. Now you have to know something
about my man being. Savings time, but yeah, yeah.
Saving that drives him, that drives him crazy, the fact that
people say daylight savings. Right, because it's wrong and it
doesn't make any sense so. There's a reason there's a.
(16:01):
It makes no Have you ever? Had a savings account in a bank.
Yes, that's. Where you put the.
The the money that you get, you get extra money, right?
Let me play. So so daylight.
You get extra daylight when you have daylight savings time.
Let me play it and then we'll give Bean a chance.
So I can tell you right now is not prepared to take this back.
But it's like money saving or time saving.
It's daylight light saving. It doesn't make any sense to say
(16:22):
savings. We don't.
Care. Don't care at all.
Who started telling people to say it the wrong way?
Oprah's. Oh, he's being funny.
Yeah, put that in the. File hi.
There you go. Who's?
Telling you to say that the wrong.
Way, because you've taken a wordthat doesn't deserve an S at the
end. Did you put one on?
Let's save it a bad pun. It's just horrible.
(16:44):
Let's. Say.
Let's say that your position is correct.
Yes, Still your your example of Oprah's you've.
Got to. You've got to be.
What you like to take? That back, wow.
I mean, even for you that was. Bad Oprah's in my mind was going
to be way funny, right? So.
Yes, I will take. OK, good one for one.
(17:05):
All right. Now, this one is from Ralph.
He's talking about Brett Michaels having sex.
Brett Michaels having sex, allegedly with Miley Cyrus's mom
Tish, and how they're going to get a divorce now.
And Billy Ray's upset and this is Ralph.
That's when Brett started hanging around the family.
They became very close, according to U.S. magazine.
(17:25):
And then Michaels and Tish started knocking it out.
Billy Ray found out, and becauseachy, breaky heart just went
away, I'm just saying he was probably very heartbroken, don't
you think? In the file, yeah.
I abandoned that halfway throughsaying like it, so I will not
stand by that one. I absolutely take.
(17:49):
That was a. That was a check swing.
Even the batter knew he shouldn't have been going.
Exactly. It's a banner day now,
unfortunately today's headlines support Bean on this one.
Unfortunately, what are the chances out of the blue that
they do? But you were talking, I believe
about Jamie Presley and her tax trouble, OK.
And this is you talking about that and then being.
Over and over again we hear about these actors who have
(18:09):
fallen in arrears with the tax people, and then they've got
big, big, big problems. Maybe she doesn't have.
People. No, maybe she doesn't.
Maybe her accountant is Wesley Snipes.
See. He also had tax problems, yes.
See. Quite a stretch and yet.
Got it. OK, what's the question?
(18:30):
Sure. Oh my God. 3 for three.
Well, only because, honestly, from a comedy standpoint, it's
pretty obvious we're talking about celebrities with tax
files. Wesley Snipes is hardly that
clever to. Come up.
All right. I wouldn't take it back.
Yeah. Wasn't good.
This. Is Ralph.
He's doing The Birthdays again. This time it's Jennifer Beals
who starred in a little movie called Flash.
Eye Yes, good news for Jennifer Beals.
(18:51):
Hope she wears that sweatshirt off her shoulder.
It's a good. Look those leg warmers.
Sure, what a feeling. Oh man.
She used to give me when I wouldsee her in those pictures.
I'm just. Saying what he's not.
Talking about. Oh, just.
Saying I always got a special feeling when I saw her in those
clothes. That's all.
By the way, Kevin, you even laughed when I said it.
(19:11):
No. We were going hard.
For you to ask for me to take me, take something back that
you. Laughed at, but we were going.
Along with that shoulder off theshoulder yeah, look sexy.
OK fine. And then you win with the.
Boom, what? Closed.
It come on now, this one is Beanand this is the one that I think
we're going to demand whether hewants to or not.
(19:34):
It's just my idea. But he's talking about Ross
doing birthdays, talking about giving Megan Mullally a bell or
not, right? And this is Bean's joke.
Is 52. Someone wrote me demanding a
bell for Megan Malone. No, look.
For 52, she might be Bell worthy.
No Bell. No, she's on the plane to Oslo.
Sorry, no Bell. Wow.
(19:55):
Put. File with extreme prejudice.
Extreme. Absolutely.
Not Mama. Are you kidding, Nobel?
Nobel. That's where they give out the
Nobel Prize. Yeah, we get.
Playing the Nobel, we. Get it?
(20:16):
We understand. It.
Doesn't make it funny. On the boat now.
See. Look, I see.
I agree with you about that. We can't do it.
Those aren't the rules it has. To be that standard, by that,
I'll do that again. Here's the psycho M1 that I'm
not sure everyone heard, but he just said it just loud enough
for me to notice it and tell himto put himself in the file.
It's just just find me things that rhyme with hot.
(20:39):
This is. Angelina, her song, her bad
song. I'm hot.
Wow, that's bad. You know, take a shot, it hits
the spot. I have a lot.
I like a shot shot lot, lot of. Hot.
I've got and it's hot. Pole pot.
Guys, we came out when. Everybody just moved on pole
pot. Yes, that was his suggestion.
(21:00):
For a ride with hot former Tyrant Pole.
Pot and he didn't even hear it. It just kept going and lucky
him. Well, we all try to ignore Mikey
whenever we want to. Come on, pole Pot.
Not only no, no, in fact I. Support pole pot.
(21:21):
Change your mind. My man Rob was running out of
stuff. They're rhyming.
It's like, why not the the Cambodian dictator?
Yeah, why not? The Cambodian dictator, That's
where your head went. Would you like to take that
last? Chance.
No way. No way.
I like Pol Pot. I like that joke.
That was good. Yeah.
Yeah. Also, for the taxes, the
(21:42):
celebrity he should have used was Willie Nelson.
Yeah. Who's your accountant?
Willie Nelson? That that works better.
Yep, I think so too. Give us 11 years, Kevin and Beam
will punch up your jokes. And that's the flashback.
Nice. All right.
(22:03):
Oh my turn. That's not always why I'm blown
up, you know what I'm saying? Sometimes I get blown up.
Wayne nailed it. You get it.
And when you want her to put outyour podcast?
We got it. Hello too, happy goodbye to the
(22:24):
Blue Yankee. Podcast.
Don't steal my cock. I think you nailed it.
Daddy likey. Welcome to the first podcast
roundup of Rocktober. Thank you.
(22:44):
Let's start off with a moment with Kevin.
Here he is on the 3/4 Human podcast.
We. Want to dedicate this particular
show to Cat Dog Washington? A Patreon subscriber has been
with us for a very long time andshe Kevin thinks that you need a
mic stand too, instead of just holding it like that.
(23:05):
It seems to bug a lot of people.I'm sorry that that bugs you.
Mary Beth, what's your name? Yeah.
Cat Dog, Washington. Cat, Dog, Mary.
Beth, where'd you come up with Mary?
I don't know. I like the randomness of that.
That's all I do not know. Nice.
That was where did he get Mary Beth from?
I'm. Trying to figure it out.
(23:27):
Cat, Dog, Mary Beth, Same syllables.
No, no, no, nothing. No, no, no, no.
In his defence, if I'm going to defend Kevin, that was a much
longer clip that I shortened so there was more space between Cat
Dog and Mary Beth. So I don't know, but that's
(23:50):
that's all I can say. All right, let's start off with
the Ralph report. Let's start off with a little
bit of sad news. Right, I'm a little worried and
I got to say, if something goes S here, I'm going to fuck
somebody up. I'm just making that
announcement now. Dolly Parton has announced she
will not be performing at the Coliseum at Caesar's Palace in
December this year as originallyplanned.
(24:12):
She said in a press release thather doctors have told her she
has to undergo multiple medical procedures because her health is
not good. Oh no indeed.
I don't like this. She cracked a joke at her own
expense, saying she told the docs must be time for her
100,000 mile checkup. But she said unlike her usual
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plastic surgery nips and tucks, this is not plastic surgery.
This is a medically connected. To her health.
And so she says she doesn't wantto do a show if she can't be
100%, so she's going to take some time off.
And all the concerts are now being moved to September of next
year. Wow, that's a long delay.
It is a long delay. So I'm, I'm concerned and if
anything happens to Dolly Parton, I'm I'm going to fucking
(24:57):
burn the place down. Right.
Something happens to Dolly Parton, we riot.
That's it all I got to say. Everybody's in agreement with
that, I think. How old is she?
Edwin, 7170. 9 Then I just read she was 17. 70 I think she's
old. Let me one moment please.
I will say, ever since the storybroke, everybody's been sending
(25:19):
it to me. Is that one OK?
Wisenheimer's shout out to Mike Dolan for that.
She's 79 years old. See, I was right.
So yeah, anything happens to her, it's it's basically the end
of the world. Right.
Let's go over to let's continue with the Ralph report.
You know, we were talking about daylight saving versus savings.
(25:42):
This is also another one Lego versus Legos.
God damn it, Ralph the Pearl. Lego is Lego.
Yeah. It's not Legos.
There's no S There's not. Stop it.
It is Lego. I can't.
Not Legos. There's.
There's there's no device that'sbeen invented that could measure
(26:04):
how less I give a fuck about that so.
Don't you want to come correct? No, not when it comes to Legos.
No, I'm just good. They're just going to be what
they are because they're just. Little did it again triggered
everybody again. That's like calling them Lego.
That's alright. Because everybody calls them
Lego when it comes to Lego everybody.
So you're just that's just something you're going to have
(26:25):
to get past. You're just going to have to
hear it and then just wince a little bit and then just get on
with your day. No, no point in picking up the
thing I. Don't want to make these people
angry. I don't I'm of all the groups to
make. Angry.
They were creative people, I. Am the least worried about.
Weird ways to kill you the. Brickers.
Don't piss off a bricker. So that was representative of a
(26:47):
dozen or so focals. And if that's, if that's really
the line you're going to draw inthe sand, well, look around.
Just saying Lego. So that came about because they
did a story of a mom that ran 100 meters on Legos barefoot.
That's. Right.
(27:08):
Yeah, the world record for running on Legos.
That's a record. I don't who's not that kind of
time. I don't know.
And how do you train for that? Are her feet just a layer of
callus? I guess, yeah, practice on
thumbtacks, I don't know. Yeah, let's go over to the 3/4
(27:32):
Human podcast. Kevin was talking about the
interns and he had a unique way of hiring them.
I got to tell you, I loved the intern program.
We were, we would hire interns and they would come in and it
was we would choose the not the most qualified, but the weirdest
(27:53):
people. You just you get a vibe and you
go, all right, this person is not right in the head.
So that they're the one that we're going to.
Pick, of course. Are any of these people like
Jimmy Kimmel now? And like superstars?
I mean, I would imagine some of them, no?
No, no, they are not. Not that I'm aware of, no.
Right, right, right, right. You know, we did hire the
(28:15):
craziest people because it was funny.
Most of the time it was funny. And then he went into a few
stories about the interns. He there was one woman, one girl
that couldn't open, didn't recognize Kevin because he
didn't drive a Maserati. So she wouldn't let him in the
gate. And I think there's this one.
Who's my? Hero There was an intern that
went out for some fast food and it took her forever and we were
(28:38):
like what is happening? Are we getting?
Where'd you, where'd you send her?
Because I mean, I know that neighborhood.
So it was like. Carl's Junior.
I don't know. And she came back like an hour
and a half later. What?
And she said we said what took so long?
And she said I didn't know wherethe Carl's junior was.
So let me, I'm going to say the whole thing like she said it.
(29:00):
I didn't know where the Carl's junior was.
So I just turned right and hopedfor the best in Los.
Angeles Wow, it's amazing she didn't vanish forever.
And hoped for the best. What are you talking about?
That is an insane sentence. And and no one asked her why she
(29:21):
didn't just go hey, where's the Carl's junior?
Of course we. Did.
Of course we did, but. And and.
There was no, there was no answer.
No. So you're just like, all right,
well. That's my new philosophy.
Turn right, Hope for the best. That needs to be on AT shirt.
That needs to be a book. New merch, yeah.
Yeah, OK, we can do that. I think Shell and Robot was one
(29:41):
of my favorites. She was spectacular.
She was the dumpster diver, right?
Yep, and her dad wouldn't talk to her.
Just crazy. I have a mega mix of her, it's
like about an hour of her stuff because she was just amazing.
He talked about her but didn't mention her name, and then he
talked about the one that alwayswore sunglasses.
(30:03):
Oh, Gator, right, Gator. Yeah.
These guys, they have a like a dream job and they just didn't
care. They would do stuff like that.
Like Gator wouldn't take his sunglasses off and gave him
attitude. Well, those are the people they
wanted to hire. That's what they looked for.
If you went in there trying, trying to get the job, you
didn't get it. But if you went in there with
(30:26):
sunglasses on or, you know, a shirt that's three sizes too
small, you got the job. And there was a guy that was
really hairy, I remember right. Beer mug.
No, he was an intern. I forget.
A while was it? Was it me suck?
(30:47):
I don't know me, but he had likea unibrow, yes, the intern and
they were like asking him about it.
I don't. I don't remember.
There was so many of them. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, hopefully somebody will
leave us a message. Yeah, if you're out there and
you got a unit brow, call us. Brow down.
Brow down. Yeah, definitely.
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Let's go over to Lindsay's nemesis, Corny.
Have you been listening Lindsay to 3/4 Human?
I have. Well, this is him doing the
outro. They went over Gen.
Z slang again and they asked himto close the show using Gen.
Z slang. Let's hear if he's improved.
(31:30):
Absolutely. I got you.
All right, let's wrap it up. So today we had a pretty lit
time talking about everything from AI trivia to chicken heists
and unexpected meth incinerations.
We learned that sometimes peopleare indeed hilariously SUS and
that even FBI agents can have a not a party moment.
And big shout out to Lucy for being our awesome Patreon
supporter. So thanks everyone for hanging
(31:50):
out. You've all been goaded
listeners, and we'll catch you on the next one.
Keep it 100. She's doing pretty well at
those, yes. Wow.
That's the best wrap up ever. Definitely, and even took the
slang instruction. We're very impressed.
The corn, I was impressed. Totally, completely.
Corny. That's good, yeah.
(32:11):
Yeah. I mean, I, I think that's better
than any of us could have done, I think.
Except you don't use goat that way.
You say someone's the goat. They don't say you're goated,
are you? The The young kids say that now.
Yeah, they say goated. Mm hmm.
OK, I'm. Wrong.
Sorry, Eddie. Sorry, Courtney, my apologies.
(32:33):
Let's go over to Cupertina chat.Bean is moving.
We haven't mentioned that at all, but he's moving to the
country, going to eat a lot of Peaches moving to the country.
And he, he's a man that needs Internet and he has to actually
create the infrastructure apparently to get Internet.
(32:54):
I am pleased to announce that this is costing me a fortune
because now I have a breakdown of additional charges that it is
going to cost me to get Internetat that location.
Drilling through an external wall.
Don't know whose wall or where £86.52.
Provision of new poles £3665.44 solid fiber cable.
(33:19):
Listen to this one. 765 meters of solid fiber cable.
I got a bill for 5240 lbs and $0.25.
How is cable that expensive? What's the markup on this?
We are not doing this show. Here I was, all excited about
sharing my birthday with the King.
(33:39):
Now I feel like I got to write him a strongly worded letter
because he's ripping me off. Would it help to write a letter
to the king? No it would not.
We share a birthday that's. What I open with and they'll go,
oh, I wasn't going to look at this, but now that I how?
Do I? How do I help?
This guy. So it's going to cost like
10,000 or more dollars, something like that.
(34:00):
No £10,000. £10,000. How much is that in our money?
It's roughly double, so about $20,000.
Can you imagine? Just to have Internet.
Why doesn't he do Starlink? I think he mentioned that it
wouldn't give him enough of a what is it, the gigabytes per
second? Yeah, yeah.
(34:20):
Yep, Yep, Yep. So he wouldn't be able to do it
consistently and he needs his Internet.
I what is wrong with it? Why does he move to places he
doesn't want to move to? I mean he.
Wants to get away from people and I completely understand it.
That's true. I get it.
But the last couple of places hemoved to, he wanted to be away
(34:42):
from a school and he moved rightnext to a school, right?
And now he's, yeah, now he's moving to the country with no
Internet, just Peaches. So they're preparing for the
move. And he had some wind washers
coming over to do some maintenance on the House.
(35:02):
And he's laughing because this is classic bean.
I get the little knock on the door for the window washing that
needs to be done as part of our move out right to make the place
look good before we leave at theend of the month.
So I open up the door and there are two ridiculously attractive
women standing on my front step.OK.
And you're like, is this what I ordered?
(35:23):
Maybe early 30s, but probably late 20s.
And they are young and they are fit and I'm sure they're very,
very professional and they're sofar as nearly I can tell, and
I've been following him from room to room for three hours.
They seem to be doing a very, very good job.
And they're also from Romania. The.
Romanian, yeah, Which is. I know it's just a country but
(35:46):
it seems exotic to. Me, all I know is Nadia Komenich
and maybe it's is 1 named Nadia and the other one's Katya.
You know what? I didn't even ask what their
names were. Of course it doesn't matter to
you, because they're not people.No, I was just dealing with the
third member of the team who is a very nice older man and he is
also from Romania. So 2 very attractive women
(36:09):
showed up to his house to do thewindow washing and he followed
them around. But everybody should be
confident to know he didn't ask them anything.
He didn't bug them, he didn't talk to them.
That was that was he how he's changing.
He's maturing as a man. I'm he just.
I'm taking notes here. Follow a woman around, don't say
(36:29):
anything I mean. He didn't say you're pretty.
Good point. That is going to be the weirdest
thing to just open the door and it's the intro to a porno and
it's just weird. I I don't know, I don't know.
I I'm sure they did a great job and and I'm sure being just
(36:50):
elaborated a little, but as Edwin requested pre.
Dealer pre dealer. All right, let's end this
podcast round up with a personalminutia topic from being.
All right, I have a topic here for my personal nation.
It involves a young woman named Taylor Allison Swift.
(37:12):
I guess Lindsay cut me off and no, no time for that.
Don't blame me for that. No way.
You're a crazy Swifty. Jail.
It it was, it was a lot of Taylor Swift talk on the last
episode and all right. It's weird because I'm getting
(37:32):
Taylor Swift talk in 2014. He keeps dragging her into
things that don't even evolve her, which is kind of funny.
Yes. And I brought up there's
apparently there's a movie that goes with the the record.
And I brought it up to my daughters because a couple years
ago they were singing all their songs and they they gave me the,
(37:52):
oh, I don't want to go to that. That's so uncool.
I might as well have asked him to go see Lawrence Welk.
It was she's she's already in her 30s.
They're done. Great.
Lawrence Welk reference, Yeah. She's 35.
We're over it. They're 10 and 12.
So they're they're just over. It sorry Taylor.
So then who are they into right now?
They're into someone named Alex G, Olivia Rodrigo and a couple
(38:18):
other people. But here's the veil.
Yeah. So it's really kind of eclectic,
but it's the weird part about all the music now is that it
sounds like it could fit into a genre from like the 90s or
before. Oh, really?
Yeah, so like Alex G reminded meof if Ween and Violent Femmes
(38:40):
met and recorded it's. Just.
I'm gonna need to think about that.
Yeah, so. And I played the Violent Femmes
for my daughter Kristen, who loves Alex G and she's like, Oh
yeah, I can hear that. I can hear that.
They sound like the violent fans, like that must be
something they listen to. So it's fine.
(39:00):
Anyhow, that's the podcast roundup.
Ally, what did you think? What?
Huh. I screamed, and I shook my fist
at the sky. And I yelled no.
Thanks Ralph. Any tips?
Yeah, you talk. Sing less.
(39:20):
Blow suck more. Thank you.
Thank you anyhow. Let's go over to the week that
was. Daddy likey.
I just, I'd like that clip too. Daddy likey.
This is the first week that was for the rocked over.
Yeah. When I play it like 5 or 6 times
(39:45):
it might be get overused. We'll see what happens.
We'll see what survives the edit.
Press the button, my friend. Send me back into time.
Edwin, our listener. Edwin, he's a funny man.
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny man. It's a new.
(40:05):
Day you can have the power feature presentation.
Well. How could this have gotten on
the air in 2014? The first of Rocktober.
I don't know where that sounder is.
Welcome everybody. Yes, the 1st of October will be
(40:28):
in my report. I'm doing September 29th to
October 3rd, 2014. Let's start off with this was
the Monday morning thing after they do the montage and do a
little bit of business being always plays a clip and I love
this one. All right, let's talk about
today's Captain Ofito, shall we?When you talk, I hear that sound
that plays on Pac-Man dies. Yeah, I'm going to start doing
(40:52):
that. When people bore me, I'm just
going to put the Pac-Man sound on my head.
We can cut that in later. I should have brought that, huh?
Let's move on. Do you remember Donald Logue?
He's been in a lot of stuff. He was in Gotham in 2014.
He was in the tower with Steve. Grounded for life.
Great actor, interesting guy. So here he is.
(41:13):
He's on the show talking about Gotham.
It's more fun, but Gotham looks like we're settling in.
I I can guarantee that as of Episode 9, which we're working
on right now. Like Bullock, still alive and
still around. All right, I don't.
Know whether to trust you or not, but okay.
Harvey Bullock is a guy. He's only been in the Batman
(41:34):
universe. I say only it's been like 40
years. He was.
He came around in the 70s and there have been a lot of
incarnations of him over the years in various media.
Does any of that play into the way you play the character, or
are you just starting from page one of script one?
I think that I, I, I would definitely learn more to the
Page 1 script, one kind of side of things, because in reading
(41:55):
Gotham Central, you know, it's pretty dark.
And so that's not, I don't thinkthat that's exactly the bullet
that they wanted. Clearly that was the template
and then and the animated series, it was interesting
because I thought, you know, theguy did a fantastic job.
But in a way, in the animated world, it's so heightened and so
Sponge Bobby in some ways, you have to really just go to a
(42:18):
really colorful place that's impossible to match.
You don't want to do an impersonation or an impression.
And so I think, you know, for both Ben and myself, who plays
James Gordon, Geoff Johns was like, just make them your own,
which was nice, you know, to getthat kind of to get that kind of
blessing from the chief, you know, And that's what's
something that Bruno Heller and Danny Cannon, who are kind of
(42:41):
the two creative forces behind the show.
That's what they they told us aswell.
You. Brought up Ben.
Let's talk about Ben McKenzie, who is great in the show.
He's great, very fantastic. He was great in Southland.
He was good, you know, and I remember when I first saw him, I
first really noticed him on JuneBug, this movie with Amy Adams.
That's right. But she got the Oscar nomination
(43:01):
for and I was like, Oh yeah, that's that dude from The OC.
Styrofoam or is that his? All good.
That was. We're good, that was me.
But everything's good, OK? So I think Kevin tried to hang
up on the guy. I guess he was too powerful.
He resisted it. As soon as I heard that, I'm
like, oh, no, not again. But actually what Donald said
(43:23):
was that his friends were calling him while he was on K
rock, saying you're on K rock. He's like, yeah, I know.
It's. Cool.
Thanks for the info. Yeah.
He's kind of funny though. OK, this is the Monday show and
Kevin, he did a year's worth of moments with like in one show.
So let's start off with the first one he did.
(43:43):
And now it's time for a moment with Kevin.
I believe she admit. May have written a different
song for this. That was a moment.
With Kevin, I didn't even hear that one.
I didn't. Either I'm glad.
Someone. Did Lux was very happy.
He's like, oh, I think we. Got a new moment?
So I was like, hit me, hit me with that one more time.
(44:05):
And now it's time for a moment with Kevin.
I believe she admit. May have written a different
song for this. Particular that was a moment
with Kevin. I got lost interest in my own
sentence. Perfect.
That reminds me of the pride of a picture.
(44:30):
We were talking about Dave showing up at some event or
something, the private picture of you up there, and just kind
of went off into another world. I don't know.
Any idea what I'm talking about?That one, he's looking.
Yeah. I don't know what it's labeled
either. I don't know how you would even
label something like that. There's very little English in
there that you could recognize. How dare you?
(44:50):
Probably have a fix it up there and it's.
Yeah, yeah. That's.
It something like that, you got it.
Oh, good man. All right, here we go.
And now it's time for a moment with.
Kevin, I'll probably have this picture there with a sudden.
That was a moment with Kevin that.
(45:13):
Was it all right? Good stuff.
Good times, all right, All right, good times.
Loving it. How about beer mug getting
something right? Yeah, nice job, Bear mug.
This was again on the Monday show, so here's Kevin again.
Look, they've never truly divorced themselves from what
came before in that franchise. They had Leonard Nimoy in the
(45:34):
first one. Because they liked him.
And the the second film was basically a reworking of Wrath
of Khan, the greatest Star Trek movie.
They'd sort of did a remake of that with their own spin on it.
So they certainly honor their connections with the past and
you can. See, there it is.
Do that there. We should do some fall cleaning
(45:57):
some of Bean's audio drops. Simon Cowell's not happy.
His X Factor in Britain, you know, he went back in to do X
Factor there because it failed here in the States.
So he went back to be a judge onThe X Factor in Britain, where
it was a big hit started, right?Yeah.
Turns out not a big hit anymore.Oh, really?
Wow. Yeah.
Strictly Come Dancing has beat it out.
(46:20):
I'm sorry, there's a lot of words in there that hey,
exclamation explanation X hold on, hold on.
Explanation. Yeah, that's that's a word.
That's a word that needs some explanation, actually.
Yeah, so Kevin was on a roll that whole week.
He was great. Later on I thought I had the
(46:41):
clip but he got spring and fall clean and mixed up and that made
yet another moment that week. OK.
This is for you Christopher. Christopher does so much work
for the show. I was going to cut these but
like I said, we need to reward Christopher.
Do you want Jlo's ass or do you want fart metal?
You can only get one. Well Lenny says we have too much
(47:04):
butt on here, so I think fart metal would work OK.
This this goes out to a young girl or a young man in Fountain
Valley. Wait, where do you live?
Fontana, I have to get down on the phone.
I shouldn't have played these out of order.
And now a moment with Edwin. This whole segment's going to be
(47:24):
a moment. There.
It is OK for Christopher. I used to love Rage Against the
Machine. That was my favorite band of all
time. Oh.
Yeah, yeah. You've long.
You've long said that. Yeah, and Muse was second, but
they're both. They've changed their second and
third now because fart metal exists.
There's a guy on the Internet, you can find it.
(47:45):
We'll post it in a second and it's metal music, but the the
singing is is coming out of his ass.
No, yes. Now this is a magic.
Wow. This is a this is through the
miracle of editing, though. He's not he's not fart singing
live or anything like that, is he?
I mean, it's not a one take thing.
(48:06):
He he collected a bunch of sounds and cut them up, I hope.
Honestly, I don't. I'm not positive about his
entire process. I'm just telling you that it's
fart metal. Well, I haven't been to the you
need. I haven't been.
So I I haven't read anything about it.
I didn't know how much detail hewent into all.
Right, let me play a little for you.
Maybe that'll. Well, I don't think we need to
(48:27):
hear it. I mean I.
Believe if I played you a littlefart metal maybe it would
become. Yeah, but I.
Think the description. No, I think this is enough.
I need to hear that. That's what I'm talking about.
Fart nettle all. Right stop, stop, stop right
(48:56):
there, stop right there and don't feel like you need to go
back to it. This is a Seamus Policelli, I
guess is his name. His quote is every fart you hear
is real and came from my own butt.
Well. That is important.
Sourcing is always important. So Best Song Ever.
He doesn't want us to think thathe stole somebody else's farts
so that he's surreptitiously wasrecording his neighbors in the
(49:16):
netter. This is all him and he.
Just break in real quick. Fart stealing is a big problem
these days so I'm glad he did his own.
Get back to the clip he. Owns it.
So being you're you're you're agreeing with me now.
New favorite band. I've heard enough.
I don't know about you guys. I have heard enough.
I just, I don't. I have never made those noises.
(49:49):
Yeah, with my body. Well, he's.
I'm going to cut a little bit short.
Sorry, Christopher. I'll send you the full clip and
you can listen to it later. That's OK, I have the album at
home. Of course I have their album of
standards. It's it's spectacular.
I'm going to do this really quick.
So he recorded. Hush Next.
(50:14):
Next. Next.
Indeed. Before we get into October,
let's do a very special celebrity birthday.
Lindsay, Are you ready? Yeah.
OK. September 30th the wonderful the
beautiful Fran Drescher. Fran Drescher's 57 A lot of
pressure for a Fran Drescher Bello, by the way.
That was me. I was putting a lot of pressure
(50:35):
on Ralph. So Fran Drescher, there we go.
Edit that out for me, Lindsay. I gotcha.
Next up, OK. What could be more fucking?
No. Oh, no.
(50:57):
Oh no. How'd that happen?
September 30, Fran Drescher's birthday, just how it should
have been. OK, well, Christopher tries to
struggle back. Let's play a moment with Lisa.
She even had moments that week. And now a moment with Lisa May.
(51:19):
If you're on the South 5 at Tustin Ranch Rd. a collision
with the with the Oh. What do they call those?
Doesn't matter. That was a moment with Lisa May.
No sympathy for you drivers. Sometimes you just got to bail.
And she's our source for traffic.
By the way, whatever matter. Collision let's.
(51:40):
Go somewhere else that's. What she's saying.
Indeed, let's move straight ahead to October 1st.
You guys really kicked me out. I don't know what happened.
There, you guys kicked me. Out I didn't kicked me out.
Because of the reverse bell. I told yes and I agree with the
reverse bell. I thought, man.
(52:01):
You're all getting kicked off now.
I helped you. Not you, I mean the two people
that are wrong about everything.Let's rinse that bad taste of
that out of our mouths with Rocktober.
Today's celebrity birthdays. These stars all born on today,
the first of Rocktober. I don't know where that sounder
(52:23):
is. Yeah, I thought maybe.
I would have come up with some sort of guitars.
Mentioned Rocktober the last couple of years.
So I kind of thought that that was off the table.
We I wouldn't need that. But this morning when you
sounded really surprised that such a thing existed, I thought
maybe you would pull up a couple.
So the next time someone said. Kevin said.
I thought that's the only mention of Rocktober we're going
(52:44):
to have all day, but I didn't expect to hear it again.
All right, let's try it. Here we go.
Rocktober. Nice there.
We go. Julie Andrews was born on the
1st of October. Nothing says.
October like Julie Andrews, I'm saying.
She's 79 years old today. What's fun about listening to
(53:06):
old shows is some years they're into October, some years they're
not, so it's kind of a crapshoot.
Who knows what you're going to get?
So Ralph dragged him into the October mood that day.
But I got to thinking, I think Julie Andrews and Rocktober go
along just fine. Lindsay, can you give me a
Rocktober? Rocktober.
(53:32):
Yeah, I think it works. It needs more fart sounds.
OK, you're right. Maybe Sound of Music.
Isn't it something more rockin? Jen, give me a rocktober.
Rock. Just a soulful sugar helps them
(53:53):
get. Down in a most delightful way.
I'm in on both of these clips. Sound and music.
Freaking hell. Let's do it.
All right, let's get back to theprofessionals.
How did they celebrate Rocktober?
Today's celebrity birthdays. All these scars were born on
today, the second of Rocktober. That's not.
(54:27):
That's not what we wanted at all.
Sorry, that was my day. I can't remember what that was.
You guys remember what that clipwas?
My best singing rails. Oh, that must have been it.
Yeah, that was pretty good. OK now.
OK, now they got their act together.
This is later on. Today's celebrity birthdays All
these stars were born on today, the 3rd of.
(54:49):
October. Wow, we have to get the guitar
tech out here. That does not sound good.
What are you? Hey Remix, what are you doing?
Just play. Just play the clip I did.
Say it again. I'll, I'll do it.
(55:09):
You're not. You're not a DJ.
I'm going to. Focus on.
Maybe it is, maybe I am. Listen, there's no maybes about
it. It's.
Not and you're. Not this is not I can start and
I'm not a teacher. That's Remix.
That's. Remix.
OK, let's do it the way they should have done it.
Christopher, give me a Rocktober.
Rocktober. I think that was pretty good,
(55:37):
pretty seamless. Let's go to Jorge.
Jorge Garcia. He came on and he either loves K
Rock or he's being spirit animals.
So listen to them. Listen to them together.
Now, I was wondering, I don't know if you were listening on
your commute in this morning, Jorge, but we were talking about
(55:57):
you and that you were a big Halloween fan.
I was wondering if you were familiar with the song Halloween
Spooks. Has that been part of your the
soundtrack to your season? Yeah, that's one of the what I
had to call Halloween carols that play around the house.
Yes. So you're down with.
Halloween Spooks. Also Kevin hates.
It Oh my God. It's I don't think it's
Halloween unless you hear, let'shear a little bit of Halloween
(56:17):
Spooks come. On I think that's God.
Jorge would enjoy it. He's our guest.
Well, he can. He can listen.
To it in the privacy of his own home.
Come on, give me a little Halloween Spooks beer back.
Let's play some of that. Jorge's down with it.
He loves Halloween. It's October.
We're celebrating, We're having fun.
Come on. And then this represents fun,
absolutely. Only things are going to happen.
(56:43):
Halloween smooth outside my window.
Halloween smooth behind the tree.
I can't find them for the life of me.
And there's Halloween smooth. I'll turn, my liberal friend.
(57:05):
No, that's just right all. Right.
Let me just stop it right here. OK, All right.
That's Lambert, Hendrix and Ross, right?
Yes, it is. F you for knowing that, all
right? How do you like that?
He knew who it was. Oh yeah, Bean was having a great
time. Of course, everybody knows
Lambert, Hendrix and Ross. Oh, everybody.
(57:28):
Their famous jazz vocal trio. Do you have any more fun facts
about them? No, what I got right now, OK,
but they were very popular in the 60s.
I mean, there was 1 Twisted. That song's really good.
You should play that one later. OK, actually, what they've
learned talking to Jorge is thatthe song's OK.
(57:50):
It's when they get to those sounds at the end, that's what
drives Kevin crazy, which is actually, I agree.
Maybe if you can cut that part out, let's do some jazz
noodling. What do you guys call it, Free
form noodling? Yeah, three days.
Is that what it is? Improvisation.
I guess I'm thinking of my younger days actually.
(58:12):
So it is a good song. Let's go to the very end.
Weezer came into studio. They went to the sound space and
played some really good versionsof their classic songs.
So I think I'm going to go out on that.
Here they are playing Buddy Holly.
What's with these homies? This and my girl?
(58:33):
Why did he go the front? What it would ever do to these
guys that made them so by alone?But you know I'm yours, and I
know you're mine. Yeah, good stuff.
(59:14):
That was from the October 3rd 2014 show.
If you're Weezer fan, go and listen to what they were on for
a long time. Did great interviews, played a
couple of songs, really good stuff.
Let's see what's Next up. We have time for one more.
Oh, Kevin, I think you're wrong.We don't have time for one more.
(59:35):
I think I'm done. B.
What did you think of the roundup this week?
I'm going to tell you that I don't hate it.
First of all, so far at all, I don't.
So far I don't hate it. OK, so far you don't hate it.
It's over. Thanks for the compliment on the
roundup. I.
Guess it's a thing. I yeah, I would say so.
(59:56):
OK, it is a thing now. We could be a thing, guys.
Last thought for the week. What about the guy that puts the
stuff together? Boy is he honked up.
He. Really is honked up.
He is. He's a crazy person.
I think it's his. His craziness is what makes that
show so bizarre and unique. Yeah.
Thank you. I think I was insulted, but at
(01:00:17):
the end it came around. Oh sure, you have one last thing
to say. Daddy likey.
OK, back to you, Steve. Well, Edwin said.
What are your thoughts on the roundup?
That's why I was. I was making.
Oh, I met the late that was. Seeing that, you know.
You should have just gone with it all right now.
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