Episode 208 - The ambulance and the slowness and the sad

Embarrassing ringtones, Kevin's granny beef, an addled man, LeCON James, three quota, big gulp cups from Reno, Allie sits in for Ralph, Lisa Marie, and Chad Coleman???

Episode Transcript

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OK, so we're starting the show. Starting the show.
All right, all right, here we go.
Hola Pendejo. A lot of you as well.
It's not the. Chicken.

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It's not a band of chickens. Eddie did cats.
Holy crap. Suck it, Ralph Garman.
Me. Oh, you motherfuckers.

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I know it's a nerdy radio thing,but I thought it would be a cool
thing to do for Doctor Demento. Agreed.
Who dares? To enter the house, quitters
never give up. Go ahead.
Repping for all of quitters. Never give up.

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Check off Christopher. Check off Jen Pastorini.
Check off Lindsay. Hello Drew the great Ed Wid
ladies and gentlemen. I love him so much because I
said quitters never give up and he said that's all they do.
I guarantee it won't happen again.
And if it does, wait, wait, waitagain.
Fire me on the spot. Again or tomorrow?
We can fire you on the spot, really spot.

(01:24):
All up party people it is Quitters never give up.
But we'll find out a little bit later whether Beer Mud keeps his
job or not. Let's say hello to the quitters.
Who do we got first? They.
Got humans don't greet each other like that.
Jam your nose up someone's ass. Oh my God, Jen, it's.
You. Oh my God, Jen, it's you.
What's up party people? And let's say, who's next?

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Yeah. So Jen, I would just like to say
in the spirit of you mattered tome day, you mattered to me and
Eddie, I would just like to say on celebration of this holiday
that Jen matters to me. That's kind of A2 Fer an Edwin
and a Jen special today. Mates cut that down.

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And say hello to Lindsay. But I also believe Lindsay
probably was like, oh, yeah. And then like, we went out to
dinner and we talked to my future and.
It's going to be amazing. I hope she goes to Africa.
Lindsay going to Africa soon. Australia.
Australia, OK, sorry. an A, theyboth start and end with A's,

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sort of similar, right? And of course, I'm Christopher.
Yep, you got it. It's Christopher.
Took a bit of a brain lag there,but hey, you pulled it out.
So that's one for the trivia books.
Let's just say that was a hooky flex once you got it.
Way to pull it out. Way to pull it out do.
You want to maybe start with a flashback, Jen?

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All right, here we go. Because everything, we'll get to
the part, to a place where they don't have to make announcements
before a movie that you should turn your phone on.
Think it never happened. No, we're getting further away
from. That time I agree.
They're going to be announced during the film.
They're going to have to stop the film and put up a little
slide and say hey, a hole, turn off your phone because they're
back. They usually have like some kind

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of animated thing up there. They're going to turn off your
phone. Not enough.
Don't disturb other people. I always think, who are the
people that don't get that most more every day.
I'm at the base runner this weekend and the guy next to me
gets a call and we're going to play a new game.
I'm going to give you guys $100.00 of my own money.
What? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
If you can guess the embarrassing ringtone.

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Oh, wow. So not only did the guy have the
phone on, it rang during the movie.
Now this is the important part. Took the phone out of his
pocket. No, he didn't.
Yeah, yeah. And looked at the screen and it
continued to keep ringing. He didn't even hit the he didn't

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even silence the ring just to look at who it was.
He let the the theme keep playing his his ringtone.
Oh, no, yes. By the way, the embarrassing
ringtone. Did you give him the stink eye?
I hope appropriately. I, I, well, I was fascinated him
with popcorn. I was fascinated by the fact
that he wasn't silencing it. Like there was no panic.

(04:18):
Oh my God, I couldn't. Get my head around the fact,
well, A, that this was his ringtone and B, that he didn't
silence it at least. And then look at it and consider
what he wanted to do. Should he leave?
Should he answer? He was just acting like he was
sitting in his own living room. And yes.
And after, after it rained like 3 times, I just finally said,
you gonna get that? I didn't know what else to say.

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Good for you. But yes, the embarrassing
ringtone. Did he apologize?
Was he embarrassed? No.
Did he not a bit. No, not a bit.
Was he alone? He looked at me like I was a
Dick. He was alone or.
You're the Dick, I figured. Yeah, he looked at me like I was
a complete Dick for saying something.
Strike me as a loner thing. Yeah.
So I'm going to give you a hint because this is $100.00 of my
own money. I don't really want you to win

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it. Well, then don't give us a hint.
All right? I'm not going to give you a
hint. It is a song that you all know
you're all completely familiar with.
OK, that's all I'm going to tellyou.
All right? That's all I've been.
It's a song. It's a song, Yes.
And obviously it's something that that you wouldn't guess
would be a ringtone because it was the guy's ringtone.

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And that's just guessing. It was the ringtone.
It is. It's a song.
It's not like a a video game. No, no, it's actually a song
that was played on the radio hitrecord.
Yep, a hit record, hit record. I will give each one guess, one
guess for a I'll throw it out. I'll throw it out there and then
I'm going to give you another clue and I'll cut it down to 50.

(05:41):
This is a great idea. We'll get diminishing returns on
the cash value of the prize as we go along.
Guess Savior was a great. I love this game.
I'll play this game every week. Mark Bradet should make this a
TV series. Look, you're not giving us a lot
to go on embarrassing ringtone website.
So I'm just going to throw the first one that came to mind,
which I think would be embarrassing in 2014 if your
ringtone were mambo #5 by Lou Bega.

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Good guess. Good guess.
That is incorrect, Sir. Incorrect.
Incorrect. Okay, all right, I would like to
take the next guess, please, Ralph.
Your guess. I would say the embarrassing
ringtone would be who let the dogs out?
Another choice, another let the dogs out.
Another good guess. You're all pretty good
circulate. Pretty good guesses I'm afraid

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for my $100. You took my guess.
Well, there may be other Sogs. Well, none in my head, so I'll
say the way we were. We have Lisa not on the game
show. Should Lisa have my guess?
Should Lisa have to pay me? Yes, she should.

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In 1974 is Lisa's guest. See, that would be embarrassing.
Let's go to not. Wayne has a guest.
No. What else?
It wasn't Tootsie. Goodbye by Rooty Valley.
OK. Hey, Wayne, you have a guess?
Yes, it's Call Me Maybe. Guess the embarrassing ringtone
Call Me Maybe I will give you a clue in that that's too new too

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new. OK, so we right away we weren't
as off it's Lisa not that far, but more like what Bean and I
were thinking that sort of realmsomething to be off as far as
Lisa. There's the way we were.
There's no shame in call Me babybe in your ringtone, by the way.
Yeah, well, there's. Really.
Do you have something to tell? Us, we don't go to Bean for a
shame. Yeah, Wait a minute.

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Here's the thing. You have a ringtone.
Maybe you like it, but when you're with other people and
your ringtone goes off, sometimes it's a very different
thing or group you're with. Yeah, that's true.
Sometimes you're embarrassed by this person should be
embarrassed all the time. OK.
All right. Are we out of.
You're going to give us a clue. OK.
Another clue. 50 for $50 as far as I'm concerned.
You know my memory. Yes.

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I believe this was a one hit wonder.
One hit wonder? Yeah.
OK. That helps me not at.
All $50.00 but the way we were. So Streisand's out.
Streisand's out. All.
Right. What do we go back around the
embarrassing ringtone? I guess again.
Yeah, I guess again. OK.
Oh, man. And he let it ring and ring and
ring and ring. I don't think this is going to

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be it, but just in the parameters that you've
described, I'll say the Macarena.
Yeah, that's a good one. No.
OK, another good guess though. Walking on sunshine.
Katrina and the Waves actually like that song, but it wasn't

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one hit wonder. It wasn't one hit wonder and it
would be an ringtone. It's an odd ringtone and it's in
different situations. It's pretty awkward.
Yeah, achy breaking heart. Achy breaking.
Great guest. Great guest.
You want to take a couple of quick calls too?
Yeah, sure. Got some good ones.
People calling in. Let's go.
Let's go to Chuck on line 4. He's in Chatsworth.
He's got an excellent guest. That's right up your alley.

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Because I can promise Chuck money and then not ever pay him.
That's true. Because he's not here.
Hey, Chuck. Good morning, party people.
You better pay me. Kevin.
What's the what's your guess? It's the Vida Loca by Ricky
Martin. Oh, good guess.
Ricky Harden. It's not a one hit wonder,
however. Sorry.
But for those people, that's thesong people know she bangs.
How about is that your guess? How about Carl line 5 in Hemet

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line 5. Hi, Carl.
Good morning, people. Good morning.
Good morning. Guess the embarrassing ringtone.
I'm going to say Sir, mix a lot.Baby got back.
Not bad. That's not bad either.
By the way, that wouldn't be embarrassed.
I was going to say that's betterthan his ringtone.
Thank you for the call, though. Line 7, Rudy Van Nuys.
Line 7. Morning, guys.

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Then we need to go. I brought milkshake from Fleet.
Oh, sweet. That's a good guess.
Shake. That's a good guess.
But no. All right, I'm going to play it
for you. And you're all going to.
You're only getting another run at 25.
I did another clue. We're sort of running late.
I don't care. I want some money.
Patrick isn't an expert. I want some money.
This is this was the ring. This is what the ring tone.

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This is coming out of the guys. Was it that Timpani was that
timpani was not the ring tone? I was starting the maze running
right during a very important part.
Yes. All right.
And his phone rang and he pulledit out and that's what I heard.

(10:24):
OK, so now the phone's out. That is unbelievable.
And he's looking at it, oh, man.And it's showing and it's going
don't. And it's going effing worry.
Be happy. Look there where that happened.
There weren't cell phone ringtones when that song was out

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in the late 80s. So that means at some point,
well, after that song being popular, he made the choice,
hey, I'm going to put that on myphone.
So this is my experience in the theater.

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And again, like I look at him like seriously, silence it and
then handle your business. I mean, first of all, you got
your phone out in the theater, so it's but then.
Fantastic cartoon death, right? Yeah.

(11:28):
Murder the way we were though. Murder button.
The only way to be happy is excellent advice for the people
in the maze, however. That's true.
That's a good point. That's funny.
Do you guys ever go to the movies anymore?
Rarely. I'm going to see Tron, of
course. Oh, nice.
Do they still have those things in the beginning to turn your

(11:51):
phones off? Yeah, but I feel like nobody
turns them off. And like, in the theatre,
Atlanta's really terrible for theatre etiquette, but nobody
turns them off either. So alarms, like videos, all
kinds of shit goes off there. Oh, wow.
Yeah, it's crazy. Not cool.

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Then I'll just stay home and watch movies on my big TV.
All right, next one. Kevin, what kind of beef are you
in now? A granny beef.
Why are you fighting, Granny? I'm going to be for the granny.
Why are you fighting an old lady?
Did she did she cut your tree? Did she put up a fence to your?
What happened? It's a long story.
I had to change my cell phone number because the wrong people

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got my cell phone number. OK, so I change it.
Now I have a new one. Everything's good.
What I don't realize is the number that I have now the new
one. It used to be the phone number
of a girl named Mandy. And Mandy is was the most
popular person on the planet. So your phone is ringing all the

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time with people who are trying to get a hold of Mandy, mostly
texting. Mandy, where are you?
I haven't heard from you for a while.
And I would text back. Wrong number.
And then. Hey, Mandy, we're in New York.
Where are you? Wrong number.
Hey, Mandy, we're having a a party at Trey Songz House up in
the hills. Where are you?
Wow. So then, like, at that point, I
started to get annoyed, but thenI started to go, You know, I

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could probably have some fun with this.
Yeah, so I would say I I would text back, you know, tried to
get in, but they let wouldn't let me at the door, you know, or
anything like that. So wait now.
So now you're pretending to be Mandy.
Yeah, because it was first it was it was annoying for a while.
And then I thought, why don't I have a little bit of fun with
this? All right, hold on.
Before we get into how now you're impersonating Mandy
because I think I think that's the right call, right?

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I think it's very funny. OK, My question to you is how,
how long has this been going on where you've been getting these
calls? Like how long after you got the
number were people still textingfrom Mandy?
Are they still now? They still aren't months, months
later. No, no, it's been about 3 weeks,
but non-stop. OK, but I would say, I would say
without exaggerating, I would say 7 to 10 times a day.

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Oh, wow. Right.
This is the most wow person in the world.
You should be hanging with Mandy, by the way, it sounds
like she's got better life, but you don't know her number.
You don't know that half of she has a better life than I do.
There's I would get a text and would say, hey, Mandy, we're
going to Ibiza. You to join us and I think of
myself. Why can't I be Mandy?

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Here's here's what I don't get. There's no way how long till you
get here. Wow.
That's pretty sweet. There's no way.
Not telling everyone that you changed your number I.
Don't know because I would thinkand I understand that you got
her number and that makes sense and it happens to everybody when
they get a new number but I I would think that you would be 1
by 1 stomping all those people while writing them back and

(14:49):
saying wrong number and that person wouldn't text anymore.
So how can there be fat many different people weeks later who
are still texting, man? Hey, there there are because
late in the first week of this, I started blocking the numbers.
You can literally if a number comes up, you can block it so
that they know. I didn't even know that.
OK, Yeah. There's a little like
information, maybe an exclamation mark or something.

(15:12):
You better hope that Mandy and you don't share any friends
because you're going to find outyou I can't contact you.
At that point. I was blocking people right,
left and right. I was just like, look, because
they would read text. They would just, I guess I was
in their, you know, in their Rolodex or whatever in their in
their contact list and they would just text.
There would be some people that I'd told before.
So I'd say still the wrong number.

(15:32):
And then, you know, once, once it was twice or three times,
then I would start blocking, blocking, blocking, blocking.
OK, by last week, I had probablyblocked.
Oh, at first I, I got to being mean.
I thought if I was mean now, maybe that's my answer.
So somebody would text her and Iwould go, you know, if you were
really Mandy's friend, she wouldhave given you her new number,

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right? Like trying to be funny.
And they would, but they would write back, ha ha.
So they would think that you were still Mandy and still
players. What do I?
What am I supposed to do this? Mandy's A card.
That's tough. And she's got such a great life.
She does nothing but jet set around the world and she knows

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more people than exist. So who's granny?
Why are you fighting with an oldlady over Mandy?
Last week while I was on vacation, I got some very surly
texts. The first one was, hey, how are
you? It's been a while and I type
back as I do to everybody. Wrong number, she texted back.
Mandy, why are you saying that? How are you?

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So I wrote that. What part of wrong number don't
you understand grandma? In fact, this and for me, I like
to screw around with people, butit has to come from a good
place. I have to be having fun or it's
not fun. This quickly turned not fun.
Granny beef. So she texts back.
Who is this and why don't you give the phone to Mandy?

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As if now I'm with Mandy and I'mjust playing a joke on her.
So I wrote back to her. Listen, here's the phone number.
I know it used to be Mandy's, it's not anymore she as much
details. Like right, she changed her
number. She gave up this phone number,
changed it to another phone number where she can be reached,

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but this is no longer her number.
Now that sounds very helpful, very reasonable, and it sounds
like you explained it in a way that even an old person, yes,
should grasp the concept, although I didn't know who I was
dealing with yet. Immediately the phone rings.
OK, so I pick it up. What's wrong with you?

(17:44):
Give Mandy the phone. Now she's calling.
Now you're also with Mandy's grandma.
Yeah, but she sounds, she soundsold, but she doesn't sound
grandma. She sounds like maybe Aunt Mom's
friend. She sounds maybe like she's in
her 50s. Maybe.

(18:04):
You know. OK, so.
So I say to her, look, I, I, I tried to explain this to you in,
in the text, but this, this is my phone number now and it's no
longer a way to get a hold of Mandy.
And I don't know Mandy and she'snot here and I'm a dead end.
Sorry, right? So I hung up and the phone rang
back immediately. Oh my God.

(18:25):
And this is what happened. You son of a bitch, you mother
effer, you are not playing effing games with me and effing
give Mandy the effing phone. Whoa.
She says that and hangs up. Oh my God.

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So is it on now? It's on.
So I call her back, Yes. And now still, I don't know,
it's her grandma. I call her back and I go Maybe
Mandy changed her number and didn't give you her new one
because you're such a goddamn bitch That which she said you

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mother rap. She started screaming.
You mother ever give her the phone?
I don't like these games. Now she's screaming and now it's
not quite as much fun because I don't know, I mean, it's fun to
mess with people, but she's. Losing she's.
Losing her mind. So then I say, all right, look,

(19:28):
I'm not going to call her back. I'm just I'm going to I'm
literally going to have to change my number again, but I'm
just going to I'm going to text her so that we don't get any
more of a fight. So I texted her.
Look, didn't mean to yell at you.
Sorry about that. You know, one of your other
friends maybe asked them what Mandy's number is, but and then
she called back on the phone andsaid, I'm not her friend.

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I'm her grandmother. Don't say Kevin.
Granny B Granny came at me. Giant Dick.
Granny came at me. You going to do if Granny comes
at you, Lisa? Poor granny.
Maybe she's not all. There, oh she was, all there she

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was. Knew exactly what she was
saying. What a bitch.
Foul mouthed granny. So I blocked her and I have to
get a new number. You have to.
Get another new number. You should meet Granny and you
should wreck her. That's what you should do.
I'll give that some serious thought.
Kevin's granny beef. Kevin's always fighting with old

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people, right? And that's a flashback.
OK, so Christopher is on the crowd cast in the quiz.
They said two questions left. So he will be here momentarily.
You want to start the week it was.
Press the button, my friend. Send me back into time.

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Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he'sa funny man.
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny man. How could this have gotten on
the air in 2014? I think maybe what's that song

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about the ambulance and the slowness and sad.
What is that song about the ambulance and the slowness and
the set? Well we will find out soon.
Welcome everybody, I'm doing theweek that was October 6th to
10/20/14. The big news was a special guest
sitting in for Ralph. Ralph was shooting Ted 2, so

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listen to this wondrous voice. So hey, happy Monday morning,
everybody. Ralph Garman has never looked
hotter than he does right now. Ladies and gentlemen, our
friend, the beautiful Ally McKay.
Hi, Ally. Following cat pee.
Right I. Don't want you to feel at home.
Thank you. How weird have we?

(22:01):
Had you in studio before, Ally? I know we've talked to you on
the phone a bunch. I have been in the studio once,
I don't know what for. What a long time though.
Oh no, I was doing Ralph's show.Wow.
It was a hit too. Joe Schmo.
I came here to interview him andthe rest of the cast.
So. And then I stopped in randomly.

(22:22):
Well, we are delighted to see Ralph is back east this week.
So we are, you know, we got a, we got a slack to fill and she's
just the girl to do it. Hello, good morning everybody.
So early for this talk. I love it.
So what's going on? Do I have like an intro I assume
over the weekend or May 1 or? No, I mean, we didn't make a

(22:42):
special intro, no. Wow.
I was told that would happen. Yeah, but was that in your
country? That was in my writer.
No, Bros, no. Let's start off with a little
canoodling, shall we? Sure.
Great. Good times over the weekend.
Kings Of Leon, Yes. Big show happening here locally.
Who was there? Chris Martin and Jennifer

(23:04):
Lawrence. Yeah.
Canoodling they're. A thing they're.
Celebrities, I think, according to this, joined at the hip,
which apparently my mom is now writing entertainment news.
So joined at the hip, which thenleads us to some baby news.
OK, them just crossed the wires.This is breaking news.
OK so if you have one of those things like Tucker called Kong.

(23:28):
No, sorry. Well, yeah, we're not sure Mug
Ali. We're not fast.
It's doing we do have one. I just have to get his attention
first so that he can start like kicking in.
Ali's got Ali's got a lot of demand that doesn't guys notice
I. Haven't even gotten to the
second story and I'm already firing beer mug.
All right, second story, Blake Lively pregnant and we're not

(23:51):
talking just like she announced it.
Hey, I'm pregnant. She posted a picture on her
website Preserve with the story titled Preserve Celebrations
Falling for Family. And the picture is her cradling
her baby bump, which I am not anobstetrician or a gynecologist.
You're not. Nope.

(24:12):
Wow, she looks super pregnant. Really.
Like how would she hide something like that?
She's such a tiny girl. I don't know, a moo moo perhaps,
but it it appears at least I'm going to go out on a limb.
She is five months pregnant. Oh wow, that is impressive.
It's an impressive baby bum who wait.
Who's her? Who's her man now that?

(24:33):
'D be Ryan Reynolds. Oh, that's right, they're
married. And it's almost like they were
like, hey, Scarlett Johansson, his ex just had a baby.
Let me put one in you. That's the the way I look at it
because I'm all about the competition.
I'm sure that's the way it. Went, I believe it was.
Well, Ali's starting off hot if you ask me.

(24:53):
So that was October 6th, 2014. She had been on the show before,
not as part of the show she had been on, like on Channel 5 or
they called her. So she comes in, and if you
think she's just losing her mindthese days on the quiz, listen
to this. This was like one of the later
showbiz beats. Speaking of people, I love

(25:15):
Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin canoodling this weekend,
sources say. Attached to the Hip at the Kings
Of Leon concert. Wouldn't you be?
I would be right. Amen.
Jennifer Lawrence might be the. Best.
I wouldn't even choose the world.
Yeah, Chris. Chris came on stage and played a
couple of numbers with Kings Of Leon.
That is not that is not a mix that.

(25:37):
Yeah, when I think. I automatically think of.
Coldplay I do not then think, hey, I wonder if Chris Martin
could team up with Kings Of Leon.
I don't think that. I think maybe what's that song
about the ambulance and the slowness and sad.
What's Ally talking about? Just saying words though.

(25:58):
What's just happening? Just.
Saying words. Having a fever dream?
That song, that chasing ambulances and the that.
Went South so fast, so fast. Is it a Coldplay song you're
thinking of? It's neither.
Neither. Well then why would you bring it
up? I don't know either.

(26:20):
Man, it was on Kree's anatomy they played.
This. Are you talking about that Snow
Patrol? Yes, thanks.
Is that what you're talking about?
But what does that have to do with Coldplay or Kings?
Leo, I would think he would singwith Snow Patrol.
Are you having a heavy rotation moment now?
Wow, I apologize that you all have.
Now you know how I feel every day.
I How do you like say words are hard and maybe these moments

(26:43):
with aren't really, Maybe that'sjust what happened.
Let's make a moment with mugs, please.
Don't. Yep.
Please don't. Yep.
So Ally started off on fire. So yeah, she was going off on
tangents even back then. Let's go to some more Ally.
Ally's a very gifted impressionist do.
You want to hear my dolphin impression bean?

(27:04):
Yes, I do. Wow, thank.
You. That's coming out of her mouth.
That's. As far as I thought that.
Is really impressive. By the way, can we hear that
again? Sure.
Well done Ally. Let's hear Bean being very

(27:25):
classy with Ally. As always.
He loves women. Women love Bean.
Speaking of a fan of people having babies, yeah.
Whatever. Good transition, but.
It really wasn't. I'm going to work on it for the
next hour. Why do you?
Why do you cry? Why do you weep like that,
Allie? Are you barren like Lisa?
I am barren and it's it's cobwebs and dust.

(27:46):
It's very sad. What I thought How?
Dare you? And now they work together so
that the bean charm it's. It may be hard to digest at
first, but you'll get to it. I can see why she does a podcast
with them. Exactly.
Yeah. Billy Idol came on the show
because he had a book out and let's play the end of the call.

(28:09):
I'm taking bets here. You think he got cut off?
What do you guys think? He's pretty big star now.
Let's see. Well, you're coming back to
Southern California not only this weekend for the Book Soup
event, but you're playing at theWilturn and tickets go on sale
this Friday morning at 10:00. The show's not going to be till
February the 18th, but you soundlike you're in such a great
place, Billy, as we prepare to say goodbye.
You sound healthy. You sound happy.

(28:29):
It sounds like you still are enjoying the music thing.
It's worked out pretty well for you.
Ah, yes, it has. Thank you so much, all of you.
Kevin Bean and Lisa Marie, thankyou very much.
You've been great to me all these years.
No problem, Billy. Let's do it again soon, Sir.
Thanks for the time. Thank you.
So. No hang up.
Love that Lisa Marie personally my favorite.

(28:51):
What was the other one she was called by that plastic surgeon.
Callie. Callie, That's right.
Callie, Callie, Lisa Marie for many pseudonyms there, Let's go
to the Thursday show. So they've been into Rocktober
for a little bit now. Let's see how it's going with
the stab. The musical stab.
Thursday the 9th of Rocktober. What?

(29:16):
That's not are. You.
Serious why? The people are happy, the people
are happy. It's for October.
Why? Where's the little October
thingy though? Why do you hate happiness?
Was that year? Was that mugs?
Not for October bugs. I was so impressed that we had

(29:37):
it by the 9th and we didn't. It wasn't really bugs, though.
Not after the conversation we had yesterday.
Clearly he heard that yesterday and was prepared today, right?
Tell me the truth. Not for radio, not for not for.
Ha ha. Tell me the truth.
I'm sorry. I don't even understand what
you're saying. You say I did it not mugs.
No, I'm saying when you went forthe October Center, was it there

(30:00):
or was it not there? Oh, I hit the button where the
October sound effect is supposedto be.
So it really was mugs? Yes.
Completely ignoring or forgetting, 24 hours ago we had
this exact same conversation about how it had to be up every
time. Only 100% mugs.
Is that true? Look, it was a long time.
Is it true or not? Yeah, 24 hours ago is a long

(30:21):
time. What happened?
Mugs. 24 hours ago, That's a long time.
These mugs, What do you expect? Why does your dog lick itself?
Right? It's just because it's a dog.
That's that's just gonna and it's gonna happen again.
By the way, just for the record,just so don't don't be bad
tomorrow. Get that?
I guarantee you tomorrow. Oh, hold on.

(30:43):
Let's get this on tape. Say it again.
I guarantee it won't happen again.
And if it does, wait, wait, waitagain.
Fire me on the. Spot again or tomorrow?
We can fire you on the spot, really spot.
I would say said. Again.
Tomorrow, not again. But then you said again.
Help him. This is our We're out, Lisa.
Anytime, anytime you need the rock to overstab, it's going to

(31:04):
be up. Oh dear God, what is wrong with
you? What is wrong with you indeed?
So Bugs is always overconfident.So here's the next segment that
that was the opening segment. Here's the next one.
Let's see how he did. Kevin to be show at 553 in time
for the showbiz beat. Hey look, it's the 9th of
October. I want to make sure it was up.

(31:33):
That's all OK. Medium, not a total failure, but
he did have to stab eventually. So they tried to trick him all
day and try to get him fired, but he actually survived that
day. We have some clown talk.
Kent Corbett came in to do the showbiz beat because Ralph was
out and she said she hated clowns.
So they did a whole call in and I kind of like being kind of

(31:55):
freaking up the listeners out. This was Chris about clown talk
all. Right.
Let me squeeze in one more if you don't mind.
I want to talk to Chris. Hi, Chris.
Good morning, good morning, goodmorning.
Do you love clowns, right? I cannot stand them right now.
As you're speaking about them, my hands are clammy and my heart
is just like racing and I am just like shivering right now

(32:19):
because I hate even the horn of a clown.
They're just thinking about them.
Oh, thanks a lot. What about this?
Uh oh. I think they're getting close,
Chris. Oh, my God.
Lay out. The clouds are coming inside the
house. Hello, Bean.

(32:41):
Love that. Yeah, he tried to freak.
Freak out everyone that called in about the fear of clowns with
the horn and the creepy music. What do we think about client
Sir? Let's ask our special guest,
Mikhail. Clowns Scared of them?
Don't like them? I'm not.
I mean, I don't like, I would say I don't like them if I had

(33:02):
to vote. I'm just bored by them.
I'm not scared by them. Yeah, to be honest, I don't
think about clowns that much. What's the way to go through?
That they're just, they're not, they're not part of my life.
I don't see him around that much.
Yeah. Yeah, I think back in the day,
back in Edwin's day, clowns weremore prevalent.

(33:23):
Yeah, like Red Skelton drawing them.
He had Bozo and Ronald McDonald.Now all we got is it.
That's. Right.
There's yeah, there's just one clown and he's like terrifying.
It could be it because there were a lot of clowns when I was
a kid and now there's just scaryclowns.
There's no regular clowns. Yeah, baby, we got bring back,

(33:44):
bring back the regular clowns. That would be a great movie.
A regular clown versus an evil clown.
Oh, I'm writing this right now and Two Eyeballs is going to be
on the soundtrack. Cut this out because this is
$1,000,000 ideal. I don't want this on the air.
Yeah, there was the killer clowns from space.
I think that was the first. One good movie.

(34:05):
Yeah, yeah. That's like.
And of course, John Wayne Gacy. I think John Wayne Gacy is the
one that ruined it. He didn't help.
That's for. Sure.
Yeah, definitely. All right, let's move on.
It's getting creepy. Lettuce here was a Chad Coleman.
He was a cast member of The Walking Dead was supposed to
come on. And if you wonder why Kevin and

(34:26):
being in the Hall of Fame Hall of Fame, listen to this.
So does this mean Tyrese is deadon The Walking Dead too?
The factor Chad Coleman is missing?
I'm just saying, he said we got him.
You got him on the line. Yeah.
Finally returning. It doesn't seem like when The
Walking Dead is off. Like the months seem like years,
like, like it's gone for six months.
But it seems like 6 years. Yeah, it's gone because that's

(34:47):
it does seem like it has been forever.
It does. And we are so excited this time
of year when we get back to get into the show.
It debuts for Season 5 on Sundaynight at 9 on AMC.
We are so excited to welcome Chad Coleman to the program.
Coleman, how are you, Sir? Hello, Chad.
There we go. Dave told us what part of we

(35:12):
have Mike. Don't you guys understand?
We don't have Mike, we have GeneSimmons.
I don't know what you're talkingabout.
Look, I was told that we were talking to Gene Simmons.
And then and then you said, oh, we have them.
I started talking about, oh, we don't have The Walking Dead guy.
You said we do have The Walking Dead guys, rather.
Oh, you must have called it at the last.
Exactly. Jack Coleman, I'm.
Let me get Gene Simmons. He happened to be right next to

(35:32):
me. Hold on one second.
Excuse me. Gene Simmons.
You want to talk to Kevin Bean? Hello.
Kevin Bean. All right, Gene Simmons, you
hold on for a second. Kevin, what happened?
You think we're. This is going to help me.
I want to know what happened. We we were told before the saga
ended that we weren't going to have Chad Cole, but we were
going to have Jean Zibbons. So I bring up, hey, we don't
have Chad Cole, but are you right?

(35:53):
No, no, he's on the phone. He's on the phone right now.
He's on the phone. What's going on?
He's not on the phone. I don't know why you would say
that. I don't understand this whole
thing. Lisa, what's happening, right?
Now I don't know. Very confused.
Here's the awesome thing, when Dave said we have Mike on the
phone, we don't have MM Simmons.Well, we had Gene Simmons on the

(36:15):
phone. Kevin repeated that.
He's like, oh, OK, good. We have Gene Simmons on the
phone and we don't need your help.
All I have to say is, guys, yes.There's not a day that goes by
that I don't wish that I was back with Kevin and Bean Show.
And it's moments. It's moments like this that
really reinforce that that desire.
That's because we're professionals to come back to a
professional outfit like Kevin and Bean Show.

(36:37):
Kevin is Magic Mike. You have no idea how much he has
declined since you left the show.
You really don't like every day is.
It's just. It's a miracle watching him get
through the show now. I've got.
Well, I have gotten a lot worse,Mike.
I have. I really have.
Well, I mean, maybe it's. It's that's part of the magic,

(36:57):
though. Yeah, I don't feel like that.
That's not my interpretation. But I have a feeling that those
listening to this radio show right now will feel like it's
great magic. Yeah.
Great. Hey, Gene Simmons isn't with
you, is he? You know what?
It's so funny you say this. Let me grab him, OK?
Oh, he's right there. That's awesome.
Good morning. Good morning.
Who's this? Gene Simmons from KISS.

(37:18):
You're on The Walking Dead, Gene.
That's right. You know, I play a zombie.
Yeah. Use no makeup because I have
jet, like, cobalt hair, and I'm 18 feet tall.
Yeah. Well, Gene, not that I care
anymore, but you did an interview with Esquire magazine
where you talked about how rock is dead and it was murdered and
there aren't any good rock bandsanymore and blah, blah, blah,

(37:40):
blah, blah. Well, do you have a comment?
Whatever. Thank you.
I do. Well, what's your comment?
Yes, Dean, what's? Your comment.
Rock is dead. Rock is dead.
How's your vagina? I think we will live.
My bad. I think you really took the air
out of the balloon, Kevin. I think it's what happened here.
So Mike, how much for you to come Gene Simmons.

(38:02):
Gene, can you put Mike Catherwood back on the phone,
please? Do you mind if one moment OK?
Hey, hello, guys. How are?
You. Hey, Mike.
What are you doing hanging out with Gene Simmons, by the way,
at this time of day? It's so, it's so strange.
Every once in a while he just wakes up, but he's like sitting
there by the bedside hitting on my wife.
That is pretty weird. Come on, come on.
How much this is seriously, Gene, if he's going to watch The
Walking Dead, how much for you to come back and be Kevin on the

(38:26):
Kevin de Bead show? How much for that that swap to
happen? Oh, I I do that out of out of
personal charity, just for the good of all good of all men.
All right, we gotta we gotta make some phone calls after the
show, then that's gotta happen. All right, Mike, I truly do miss
this, these type of moments. It's.
Yeah, it's great. They're great, Mike.
They're really great. Just don't get anywhere else.
I love them. It just couldn't be more fun.

(38:49):
Well, I'm glad that we got you up out of bed in the middle of
the goddamn night after Lovelinefor this nonsense, Yes, But
thank you, Mike. We love you and we miss you.
I I love every single one of you.
Thank. You.
Guys, take Gene for us. No problem.
All right, bye. So good.
So that week had that and two eyeballs.
I mean, it could have been theirbest week ever.

(39:12):
Oh that was awesome. Yeah, producer Christine sat in
to do the last showbiz pick of the week and still a little bit
of residue from the Chad Coma disaster. 106.7 K Rock is KROQ.
You're listening to the Kevin and Bean show at 7:55.
I hope you just started listening because we are great
today. Everything is on point right

(39:34):
now, though. Chad Coleman joins us from The
Walking Dead chairs this wait, it's not no lot.
It's not Chad. We're no, we're talking to Gene
Simmons. No, what's that?
It's doing showbiz. Oh, with Christine, That's where
we're at now. We're going through that now.
Yep. Christine is filling in for
Ralph Garmin this hour on the Showbiz beat.
She is the associate producer ofthe Kevin Domain show.
And I have to say, Christine, and I don't know if you've run
into this in other occasions when you've been on the radio,

(39:55):
but a lot of pervy guys out there when you're on the radio,
what is the deal with your voiceand what it does to people?
And they don't even know that you're cute and Asian.
Oh my God, Bean. They just hear your voice and
all of a sudden they're like, tell us about Christine, they
write. Is this the moment?
Where is this a creepy bean moment right now?
Why not be creepy? No, I'm.

(40:16):
Asking you or it is he's just doing it through other people.
I'm asking you why so many creepy guys are so turned on by
your voice. It's just weird.
Is the is the creepy guy in thatyou're referring to named Bean?
Yeah, how dare you? All right, What's going on?
What's going on? Indeed.
Yeah, she was good. She does have a very pretty
voice. And for once it wasn't me.

(40:38):
I didn't e-mail anybody that time.
Well, we know with your friend Drescher Crush, it's not.
Yeah, she's not as good as friend Drescher.
Not as sweet of a voice as that.We're gonna go out with some cat
Corbett doing don't Bogart. But before we do that, let's ask
Kevin. What did you think of the week
that was? Let me just summarize.
It started bad, got worse, then in the middle it was worse, and

(41:01):
then it just ended. Yeah, that that's kind of the
week that was. But Lisa, what did you think of
the job I did? What do you think of Edwin?
My soon to be boyfriend. Oh, thank you.
Oh, and one more thing. What did you tell me the other
day? And he is amazing in a dress.
Lisa, you weren't supposed to talk about that.
Let's go out on some cat Corbett.

(41:21):
This is don't BOGO at that jointthe last one of the week with
Cat. That's the showbiz.
Beats, thanks for coming out of it.
Thank you. Appreciate you feeling this.
Let's do this, shall we? OK, let's have.
A little of this. I think this is my first time
doing this but. Can you say turn your mic down?
Don't bogard that joins my friend has it over to me.

(41:47):
Oh my, don't Bogard that joins my friend.
He's got a wooden hand if I remember correctly.
Why why why why why? Just like the behavior is

(42:09):
completely unacceptable. Don't get stuff more stupid and
don't confuse the people please.You're a part of the public
message. It will help us get the message
straight. And if you don't understand it,
maybe it confuses those people, no?

(42:39):
Thank you, I take it back like my man.
Just. Like that is racist and only
part true. It's getting more like common
there than saying we're going todo this and move there.
I. Wish I'd cared.

(43:03):
Oh. God, I'm bored already.
Ladies and gentlemen, good day. How do I say goodbye?

(43:30):
Thank you so much, all of you. Kevin Bean and Lisa Marie, thank
you very much. You've been great to me all
these years. I am walking out that door and I
won't come back, not even if youbeg me.
Who's with me? See you next week.
This is CBS, the Columbia Broadcasting System.

(43:52):
Stung. That's it.
Back to you, Steve. Nice, nice.
I I was hoping you'd bring in the cat Corbett when they asked
her a question. Where is she?
Where they asked if if your dream guy was dressed as a
clown, would you still sleep with him?
That was interesting. I'll throw that to Jen.

(44:12):
You got to bring that in. All right, all right, all right.
Here we go with the podcast roundup.
Oh no. Oh fuck.
Oh no. OK, here we go.
Nailed it. You get it.
And when you want her to promoteyour podcast, we got.

(44:38):
It. What's this in your vagina?
Is that a potato? What?
All right, let's do the podcast roundup.
All right, let's do. Let's do start off with not
today. Eddie is struggling to get
acting roles and he kind of getstypecast.
I love that Eddie, Eddie keeps getting sent out on these

(45:01):
auditions and it's always like, it's always like homeless man.
Dude like this was titled adult.Man bad are your head shots.
Adult man. How bad are your head shots that
you're that they're looking? I thought they were good head
shots, he seems. Addled.
I mean, drug addict, we're stretching, right?

(45:21):
Hey, I mean, I squint. I know I look tired, but do I
look drug addled? Well, you know, Steve would
always say he combed his hair with a candy apple, so maybe, I
don't know. But he did say that it was hard
for him since he's never drank or never done any kind of drugs
that he can't relate to the role.

(45:41):
He has no idea what it would do to him so.
What? He's never seen a drunk person.
I mean. Isn't that acting?
Yeah, but it's I guess it's hardto imagine how he would feel.
I don't know. Maybe Jen, you should have him
over. Give him some.
Some. Brownies or something?
Yeah. Yeah, right.

(46:02):
Are you saying anybody who murders on a movie or ATV show
needs to actually do it? Well, that's what he was saying.
He's like, I don't know what to reference.
I don't know what to reference to be drunk, he said.
There's comedy drunk where you act kind of like a like a
buffoon and and then there's actually like drama drunk where

(46:23):
you are not as much of A clown. Why not?
I mean, can't he just take some cough syrup and get loopy and
kind of figure it out? I don't, I don't know.
This is this is what he's saying.
I'm not an actor. I'll ask him next time he's on.
You know, we could. All I could say is go to Jen's

(46:44):
house, eat some mushrooms, figure it out.
I want to give him credit for bringing back addled.
That's like a bean word. Well, that was the description
of the character. You are drug addled man number
one, I guess. All right, all right, let's go
over to janky town. Anybody here of that that
podcast janky town that's. Not a real thing.

(47:07):
They had a guest, Big Tad. He was on and one of the things
in Janky Town is Dave loves Dutch Brothers, but Dutch
Brothers is really far and well,there's some good news for Dave.
Because it was just announced that Dutch Brothers is company
Los Angeles, Yes. And not only not only is it

(47:32):
coming to Los Angeles, Tad, but it is coming to USC, the
motherfucking campus of the USC Trojans.
Yes and yes, Who lives about 10 to 15 minutes away from the
campus of the USC motherfucking Trojans.

(47:56):
I'm the one guess I'm going to say Mr. Dave Sanchez.
That's absolutely right. Finally, my, my dreams have been
fucking answered. My prayers have been answered.
I don't have to drive to to fucking Yucaipa anymore because
Dutch Brothers is opening up a location on the campus of USC

(48:17):
which is close to me. Yes, so Dave's going to have
type 2 diabetes because Dutch brothers is super fucking sweet.
That's just nothing but sugar man.
But they're is one problem with this Dutch brothers.
Me Oh you motherfuckers you you sound pretty excited.

(48:41):
It's going to be walk up only inthe in the parking sucks around,
right? I don't even give a fuck about
that. I don't want to walk up to Dutch
Brothers. I go to the drive through the
broistas, come and take my orderand then we we have a nice
banter at the window and then I drive off.

(49:01):
I don't want to have to get off and ask for fucking coffee.
No, no, no, no. I guess I'm driving to fucking
Palm Desert in Yucaipa again. But oh dude, come on, don't be
lazy. Get out of your car and walk.
It's what about if it's a beautiful day and the campus
looks beautiful? As always, go out there, get

(49:24):
yourself a cup of Java, have a little chit chat with the kids,
and then you know what? Walk right back to your car, get
mugged and then go home. No, Tad, I don't do that.
So he's going to drive out to Yucaipa and pandas.
I have two Dutch brothers, like within 5 miles of me.

(49:47):
Dave, come to La Mirada. We're lousy with Dutch brothers.
I got I got 2 right here in Rialto.
Like they're just right around the corner.
Was this another episode with Tad on it or was it the original
episode with Tad? On it's Part 2 electric blue.
OK my request big tad sound great on the episode.

(50:07):
Thought it was kind of a Dick move to say I don't want to walk
to a guy who's like, working on walking.
But you know, that's Dave. Dave, the king of Mexico.
That's all. Let's go over to Kevin in the
afternoons. LeBron James and his decision.
LeBron James, the first time he did The Decision was 2010 and

(50:32):
they made like 1/2 hour ESPN show out of it.
He got a lot of backlash saying he was leaving the Cleveland
Cavaliers and going to Miami. Taking my talents to South
Beach, I believe were the words.So when he says he's got another
big announcement, everybody's like, alright, well, is he gonna
retire or? Turns out he wants us to have a

(50:54):
drink. Turns out he wants us to have a
drink. How about that?
He wants everyone to have a drink.
That's cool. After all the Internet buzz,
James Big announcement was a collaboration with Hennessy.
Son of a bitch. So ridiculous.
And, you know, everybody went and they bought all of these
tickets for the final game of the season and the prices surged

(51:18):
and got crazy and people were buying these up.
So sorry about. That everyone have a.
Drink. LeBron James conned everybody
again. I can't believe that.
What a bait and switch. Damn.
He could at least went to the Clippers or something, I don't
know. I just saw a story.

(51:39):
Some guy's suing him because I guess he bought tickets for the
last game and now he's all mad. I can't imagine it it could go
through, but he's trying to sue LeBron about this.
Well, I. Don't know.
I kind of hope it wins. I actually do because that is,
that sucks to just to fool everybody like that.
You know, man, I don't know, just to sell, sell a cognac.

(52:05):
And I thought athletes couldn't sell alcohol, right.
They couldn't come out in beer commercials anymore.
Like, they had to retire first, you know, Really.
Used to be. Yeah.
Anyhow, you know, the kids, theylook up to him.
All right, Let's go over to the Ralph Report.
Eddie doesn't like chocolate pretzels, which enrages Ralph,

(52:27):
but Queen Jay turns it around. How is that a thing?
I don't like the taste of pretzel with chocolate I.
Don't. I don't.
Like, I don't like pretzel buns,I don't like pretzels dipped in
anything. I don't even really care for
hard pretzels all that much. The soft pretzel I can eat with
a little bit of mustard or cheese.

(52:49):
I don't get it because chocolateis like the penis of the penis
of. The dessert.
World OK like oh. I'll take I don't wait to hear
listen now explain that one. How is how is chocolate a penis
because of the dessert? Because everybody loves it.
Everybody loves a penis. Everybody wants.
It how quickly after they discovered hard little pretzels

(53:11):
did they decide to dip it in chocolate?
Almost immediately. Immediately OK penis is like.
What? What is?
It's going to be against my penis.
Like I feel like you're. Still don't.
Can't. You wouldn't want to try every.
Subs. Oh, so you're saying?
You want to the chocolate you want to add.
Penis 'cause you want to put thepenis in everything?
Yes. You want your penis to touch

(53:31):
everything. Yes, I see.
I don't want my penis to touch everything.
I did when I was like 12. I I put my penis everywhere.
See what it'd be like? It's been everywhere.
That was misses bad example. I like I that she is rivaling
Bean with those examples. I just got to say that was I

(53:54):
don't even know where to begin with that one.
Let's do a little bit of How does this story end?
How does the story end? My friend, Friend, how does the
story end? OK, so Ralph made a reference in

(54:18):
This Week in Death and let's seeif Edwin, this is actually
special for Edwin, if Edwin can guess where it goes from here.
1944 On this day we lost WendellWilkie, American Republican
candidate for president in 1940.Good thing we didn't elect him.
He ran in 1940. He died in 1944 of a heart

(54:40):
attack at the age of 52. All right, Edwin.
How does the story end? What reference does Ralph make
about Wendell Wilkie? Well, he is in a Looney Tunes
cartoon with the Gremlin. Did he do that?
My entire youth I spent time watching Bugs Bundy, wondering

(55:02):
who the hell was the person talkthey were talking about in this
particular scene with the gremlin.
Hey, do you think that hey Kremlin, it ain't Vendel?
Wilkie. It ain't Vendel Wilkie.
Son of a bitch you can't stump Eddie on cartoons.

(55:25):
Directed by Robert Clampitt, Kids from all time Great.
I thought that was obscure. I remember that cartoon, but I
didn't remember the name until he played the clip and fuck.
All right, Edwin, you win. You win this round.
I'll get you next time. I can't remember what I ate for
breakfast, but I remember the gravel in from Looney Tunes.

(55:46):
That's my life. Let's go over a cup of tea chat
Edwin got a call on. Got a couple of complaints to
end the show with. I like going out at the end of
the week knowing we're doing a subpar job.
This first one is Yeah, from. Edwin Edwin from Quitters.
Never give up. Look, I hate to be that guy, but
in the last show you called Kevin's podcast 3/4 Human.

(56:08):
It's 3/4 human. This is 3 humans, one AI
character, 3-4 Get it? Normally I'd let it go, but you
are the daylight saving time guy, Ali.
No notes for you. You were spectacular.
OK, so you're off the hook it sounds like?
She's like, she didn't know thisbecause she's dumb.
Well, did I say it wrong? Yes.
In my mind 3/4 and 3/4 mean the exact same thing, so it's a

(56:32):
forgivable error. But not for Edwin.
Yeah, technically, yeah. Yeah.
Good call, Edwin. Good call.
Oh really? Good call.
Good call that Edwin corrects somebody else when you still
don't know the goddamn name. I it's getting better.
I've given you the name 3-4 weeks in a row.

(56:54):
I've heard Kevin say the three 3/4 podcast or 3/4 podcast.
But, you know, Kevin thought theguy from The Walking Dead was on
the phone and it was Mike, so I don't know if we can really
trust him. I don't know.
Let's go. OK, so Bean had a complaint

(57:15):
himself about baseball caps. I was out yesterday walking the
dogs and I saw three or four different young people who were
wearing the stickers on their baseball caps.
In other words, they paid the 30dollars, $40, whatever it is for
a ball cap these days. And instead of doing the
reasonable thing that people do,which is take your tags off for

(57:36):
the same reason you don't wear the tag in your shirt or your
dress or your shoes, they leave the stickers on the bill of the
baseball cap. Yeah.
What? What?
What's that? A boot.
I don't know. It's, it makes no sense to me.
I don't get it. It looks dumb.
So dumb. And how'd that go with the first

(57:57):
guy that did it? Like, hey, you didn't take your
sticker off? And then they felt dumb.
They're like, oh God, I forgot to take the sticker off.
Then they're like, no, that's fashion dude.
That first guy went from being bullied to being the coolest guy
in the school because he somehowwas able to convince everybody
else, no, no, this is the trend.This is how we're doing it now.
Oh man, now I got to go out and buy a new ball cap.

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I remember this being a trend like in the late 90s and there's
like a key and Peele special or sketch on it.
That's hilarious. I always thought it was because
you wanted to return the hat later.
But you know, I think the kids do it the the young kids.
But once you get to like your 20s and 30s, like you need to

(58:40):
stop having a sticker, right? The kids kids are OK but 40 year
old no. Do they leave it on?
Do they collect hat? And my grandfather collected the
truck or baseball hats right? And hundreds of them Are they
collecting and then leave the sticker on it to then sell it?
I don't know. I don't know why you would like,
I don't know why you would collect it and then wear it to

(59:03):
collect it. If you wear a collectible, I
don't know. But I know, I do know people
collect hats. I know people have a lot of
hats. I only have like one or two just
when I don't want to comb the hair, I want to have a prop for
the no sticker on the hat day. But but yeah, no teenagers.
You can, I guess, keep the stickers on the hats for

(59:23):
whatever reason, you crazy kids,but I don't think anybody over
20 anyhow taps my head. To Bean forgot get off my lawn,
take the Dang stickers off and get off his lawn.
Right. Yeah.
Well, I don't know. I, I, I think it's more of a pet
peeve of mine to see the stickers because if I had the
sticker on the bill, I would be distracted because it's a

(59:45):
reflective sticker. Like it like shines my eyes,
bothers me. I don't know.
I'm an old man too. Where are those clouds?
So I can yell at all right on the three quarter podcast.
Andy Schoen was there. Andy Schoen was a guest on the
Kevin said it. Kevin said it.
No, no, incorrect. Just play my call again, it

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applies to you now. Yeah, it does.
On the what now? On the Three Q podcast with the.
Oh no, we lost him. Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no.
On the 3/4 on the 3/4 Human podcast with Kevin, Marcy,
Sluggo and Corny three quarter, they had a guest, Andy Schoen,

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one of the one of the person that hired Kevin and Bean and
basically one of the fundamentalguys that changed music for the
90s. And since we last conversation
was 90s music is permeated modern culture.
All of music Andy shown was a guest.
I could have done like 3 weeks on this episode.
There's so much on there on K Rock and so I'm going to sneak a

(01:00:53):
clip from the Cupertina chat show that reference the 3/4
podcast with Kevin Marcy and Sluggo on their podcast.
Here we go. We came up with this thought
that everything about K rock is homegrown.
It's organic. It comes from K rock.
At Tower Records, they have a bin called K rock music.

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It wasn't called alternative music that it was called K rock
music. So the disc jockeys of K Rock
were different than the disc jockeys of the other stations.
And if we hired a a disc jockey or a comedian or TV star, the K
rock patient might reject the organ transplant.
You know, it just might not feeloff authentic and we thought we
need to spin our own show up from within K Rock and have the

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strength of K Rocks brand, whichwell tarnished people still
loved it. We needed to build a show from
within, and you guys seemed likeyou had the ability to do that
with us, and that's how it happened.
What do you think of that story,that first person account?
Interesting, how did it end up? Did you get hired?
We did get the job but it didn'tlast very long.

(01:02:01):
I think we were fired like 6 months and it's a shame because
we really, really would have enjoyed that.
I heard at one point they offered Arsenio and this is 1989
dollars, $2,000,000 to do the morning because that's how hot
he was at the time. He was the hottest thing in
entertainment. That's what they offered him to
do the morning show on K Rock and he turned it down.
Would have been a very differentexperience.
So Arsenio Hall was one of the people they considered for the

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morning show. They were also probably going to
change the format. Ellen was also considered.
A lot of up and coming or famouscomedians were considered.
And so you just think of how history would have changed.
I mean, would you have this clipif they hired Arsenio Hall?
Oh, oh, Arsenio Hall is here. Looking good.

(01:02:47):
What about this one? All right, Hey, great to see you
again. Welcome back, man.
The pleasure, mate. Y'all keep rocking, OK?
Hey, Garrison folks. The people love him.
Just think that wouldn't exist if they hired Arsenio Hall.
I don't know. I think what would have
happened. I think that Arsenio Hall or
Ellen or whoever they would havehired, I don't think it would
have lasted. And then they would have gone

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back to a Kevin and Bean or Kevin and Bean like people and
go back and make it their own. I don't think those big
celebrities and their egos were going to play the way that Kevin
and Bean did. Yeah, with, at least with the
the personalities they had on K Rock.
But I think if they change the format, they would have been a
they would have probably stayed.I mean, $2,000,000, you're gonna

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probably change whatever you're playing 'cause they were
considering playing a different format and going over to the 3/4
Human podcast with Kevin Marcy and Sluggo, Andy goes into the
music and everything that they picked.
Well, we played punk rock and wewere known for for that back to
the Ramones and Sex Pistols and everything.

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We had a lot of erasure, DepecheMode, that sort of sound, and we
really felt like we needed to put rock into K rock in order to
compete and be relevant in 1989.Ninety.
So and we really wanted to everytime we would hear inner Sandman
or Kick start my heart by MötleyCrüe or something we'd say we're
using in their winning right now.

(01:04:13):
Doesn't matter what we're playing.
And then I think it was blood sugar sex magic from the Chili
Peppers came out and give it away came out.
You know, we started to get someof this grunge rock and we had
firewoman from the cult. And so all of a sudden we
started to have some of these things that were rock, but
living color, Yeah, living color.
So we had these things to work with and we started to build

(01:04:36):
that out. And the day that Nirvana came
in, Lewis and I went into Tripp's office because he was so
excited about it. And we played it for Tripp.
And he said that sounds kind of like heavy metal.
That doesn't sound like K rock. And then Lewis looked at at
Tripp and he's like, if we don'tplay this, Andy and I walk.

(01:04:56):
I don't remember agreeing to that.
We're going to walk. I just I I have a non I have a
non cancellable one year gym membership.
I can't. I can't do first job.
The Lewis he's referencing is Louis Largent and pretty much
changed all of music. He can, you know, he's going to
be an unsung hero of the 90s andof music today just basically

(01:05:18):
because he goes into the story of how he met him, how they how
they got the him to be the musicdirector.
And it is an interesting story, way too much to play on a
roundup so that this is a podcast.
Go back, find it, listen to it, listen to the whole thing,
record it. We could do a bonus episode or
just on this podcast, but we won't because they do it much

(01:05:40):
better than us. Anyways.
All we do is just play the podcast and comment.
But I did want to mention Andy Shown, worked at MTV, got a
whole bunch of awards, changed music.
What's his most prized award? I was going to say that's the my
eyes are terrible. But the MTV astronaut behind you
on your desk? Yeah.
That is, that's the, yeah, there's the moon man.

(01:06:02):
Yeah. And this is also, this is one of
my more prized, even more importantly, this is this is,
it's under, it's under, under glass.
This is my Super Big Gulp cup that I was featured.
This is the Andy Shone Super BigCup Cup.
Yes, there. It is there, it says.
I don't know if you can see it, why it says it says 3 Steps to

(01:06:25):
fame and fortune 1. Drink your Super Big Gulp 2.
Save this cup 3 Listen to Andy shown weekday afternoons.
So on KOZZ Reno's Rock'n'roll station, my mom put it under
glass as only mom would do like from the the Smithsonian.
This is it's on. It was on its way to the

(01:06:47):
Smithsonian, but somehow, I don't know, budget cuts, I don't
know. That is awesome.
I think that's a really, that's amazing big old cup, Your own
big old cup from being a DJ in Reno.
I wonder if Bean got one. You know, Bean was so jealous.
I know, right? And anyhow, well, that's the

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podcast roundup. Go ahead, go back, listen to the
three quarter Cumin podcast. It'll get thinner.
And let's ask Bean what he thought of this podcast roundup.
You're shorthand for failure nowfor the rest of your life.
Jesus, am I overstating it? Jesus Bean.
Little harsh. Little harsh ally.
Anything. Any constructive criticism?

(01:07:33):
Anything. It just make my butt hole
instantly pucker. I am like like it just affects
me now. All right.
Well, I don't know. I don't know.
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