Episode 210: We know what we're doing

The Lourve heist, a commanding bottom lead, Bean's clicks, famous laughs, doughnuts, cloning wives, cheese balls, honk for meat, and Allie loves AI!

Episode Transcript

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Temperature of 76° on their planet and the sun never goes
down. And their clothing, it's, it's a
metallic substance, just beautiful, kind of like a spun
gold. My sister wrote me.
She says the day you land, they take you on a conducted tour of
all their shops and you can pickout as much of it as you want.
And now the bases are loaded forthe big dumper.

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I love it. That's a great way to start.
First of all, technical issues. Second of all, under duress.
No, he's fucking sold out. I wasn't prepared to interview
you, Ruby, and I was not prepared to be interrupted.

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Who knows, man? Honestly, why are you like this?
I'm not kidding. You don't want to lose your
lucrative emaciated corpse modeling contract.
Quitters never give up. Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh. Go ahead.

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Repping for all of quitters. Never give up.
Check off Christopher. Check off Jen Pastorini.
Check off Lindsay. Hello, Drew.
The great Ed Wynn, ladies and gentlemen.
I love him so much because I said quitters never give up.
And he said that's all they do. What?
But that's where I go for all mysexy need.
All up party people, it is quitters never give up.

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I don't know what episode we are, but we are the podcast
about the thing that does the thing.
I'll quitters never give up and Kevin and Bean universe and
stuff is 2. 10210. 210. Wow, when I was in high school,
we used to eat lunch in this room called 210 and we it's this
is a dumb story. What we would we refer to

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ourselves as 210 all through high school.
So nice. Thank you.
Thank you. Can are we going to buy the
movie rights? We're going to get the movie.
Rights. Yeah, that was not a long story
or a bad story, so F you. I liked it.
Thank you. We made T-shirts and everything.

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We were such nerds. Thanks.
You were doing that kind of stuff back then too.
Wow. So you were meant to be on this
show to make merchant stuff? I think we're we're interpreting
that comment two different ways,but thank you.
I mean that as a compliment. Shut up, Christopher the.

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First, say hello to the quitters.
Who's first? I don't think I knew about this
until Lindsay said it to me. That's it.
Hi, Lindsay. Hi, that was actually about me
for once. Crazy I I realized that after
the fact, after I made a whole hubbub.
Who's next? Edwin.
Edwin. Edwin, where the hell are you?
The words all over the street. That's right, words on the

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street. Edwin, where the hell are you?
I'm here get get Huggy Bear. He'll show you where I am.
Then then that's actually a clipfrom Pretty Woman, so I don't
know if there was a Huggy Bear involved.
Well, maybe in the prequel. Never mind.
Anyhow. And say hello to Jen.

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Jennifer, you're a terrible person.
Thank you for listening and thank you.
For calling hello party people. OK, And who am I?
Well, I'm Christopher. I don't want to, I don't want to
make you nervous. What?
But Christopher might be the endof this podcast.

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What's what's happening? You'll find I mean, I'm
delighted. Believe me, it's the best.
I know you're all doubt, but buthow?
Do the quiz now. It's getting out of the way.
No, What? What?
What do you mean? What's going on?
He'll tell you. Oh, come on, did I do something
bad? Did I offend or upset him?
That's. What the kids call it.
Tease. Yeah.

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All right, I can wait I guess. Yeah, we'll find out how I end
the podcast. Well, actually that wasn't
really about me, but it it Yeah,these for later on the show.
All right, all right, let's moveover to Lindsay with moments and
fun facts or messages or? Stuff messages.
So we have quite a backlog of all of them.
I'm going to start with messages.

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Greg Messino. Messino said.
I remember sometime in the 1980sseeing the hentai boys Edwin,
Christopher and Rodney at Maryland's Backstreet Disco in
Pasadena. Good times.
Too bad that hentai Kevin and hentai Bean had already left the
group to do a morning radio showon K Rock in Los Angeles.
Talk about making a colossal mistake.

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I don't understand. I don't understand either.
OK, it was on episode 2 O 6 and it may just be that we are too
far removed from that episode toknow.
But I did listen to it. So we did see Greg.
I saw Greg last night at the Back to the Future event that we

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had. It's pretty fun.
And then Greg was at Kevin Stockdale's birthday party with
us. Edwin.
Yeah, Stockdale. Happy birthday Stockdale.
Our Lord and savior Edwin. Edwin wants me to make AT shirt.
Going back to the Lindsay thing,making T-shirts.
He wants me to make a Stockdale T-shirt.
So I think I'll work. On.

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I just want one. It's got Stocktail's face and
it's a Stockdale. Yeah.
Yes. And moving on, I believe is the
other T-shirt, which Yep, soundsperfect.
All right. Batman 1214 on episode 2 O seven
said fan of the podcast number. What number are we on?
Long time fan him, first time listener, long time caller.

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Nice. Really.
Nice listener, interesting. Welcome aboard.
Yeah, and then on 2 eyeballs, Matthew commented. 2 eyeballs.
Eyeballs. Eyeballs.
Nice. OK and now from Mary P So I'm
actually going to recruit Edwin to read this.

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I'm going to share my screen. Oh, I'm getting a bad feeling
about this. Everyone can't read.
So. No, I think it's going to be a
shot at me from. No, no shot at you, but possibly
the most Kevin esque message here because she only has 500
characters apparently in this comment.
So, Edwin, take it away. So it's from Mary P Hello party

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people. OMG only 500 letters slash
spaces they give people to comment.
OK gang, I have to get creative here.
Thank you Chris for the chicken tedder recipe.
Best ever the Lindsay for laughing at my last comments on

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Chicken Tetrazzini. Can't believe naming a kid
Chicken Tetrazzini. OK running out of space has got
to go. She's so gangsta.
Got to go. What the hell Who made rule only
500 letters Was that Lindsay? So much more to say.
Hope you can figure out what I wrote.
Love to all Mary. PPS.

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Like the idea of theme. That was very Kevinesque.
OK, so. She just wrote me back ready on
Derf. So I believe thank you
Christopher for the chicken tetrazzini recipe.
Best ever. Thank you Lindsay for laughing
at my last comments on chicken Tetrazzini.
Can't believe naming a kid chicken Tetrazzini.

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So this woman still has not crashed the concept of the story
and I just love it. She's just getting more and more
confused. So, you know, we love you, Mary
P, and that's my mom. But you know.
I was like doing a sudoku. That's my brain workout for the

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day, trying to figure out what the words were.
Yeah, I thing is, just like all the F and olds, she does
everything on her fucking phone,so she's either talking into it
or typing, you know what I mean?So it doesn't.
It's hilarious. Yeah.
I mean, in her defense, she onlyhad 500 characters, so typing
out chicken tetrazzini, you know, takes up a lot of

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characters times. Yeah.
Yeah, So. But also not in her defense,
commenting so many times about only having 500 characters in
spaces took away the characters in spaces she could have used to
say chicken tetrazzini. But I love it.
Somehow we understood her shorthand all right.
Last message is an audio message.

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Hey gooders, Lenny here in regards to two O 7.
Good to hear October In regards to two O 6, I have a weird
request. Lindsay, can you be bad?
Because Jen, that Jingle for heris, I don't know, endlessly
funny to me. But yeah, Also, Lindsay, what do

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I sign up for your shirts because I want one.
Thanks for all the very funny and.
Glendale. Hi.
Who was that? That was Lenny.
Hi Lenny. Don't know about me being bad
and the the theme song. I I think he wants you to make
more mistakes so that they play your Lindsay messed up theme.

(09:42):
Yeah, when I'm drunk. Yeah.
My moment with theme. Well, we can just play the
piranha plants on parade withoutthat, but OK.
I think that the part that sellsit for him is Jen's part.
I think. Can we play it for him right
now? I still remember whatever day it
was that Christopher put that inthe intro and I was so happy I

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almost cried. I'm not exaggerating.
No, I remember. OK, hold on.
I strive to either make you cry or make you hang up on me.
One of the two. Yeah, there's nothing in the
middle with Christopher. Never.

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And now it's time for a moment with intern Lindsay.
That was a moment with intern Lindsay.
All right, now on to moments with.
So we still have the moment fromJudge Judy.
Should we play it again? Yes.

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And now a moment with Judge Drudy.
You know, they didn't have stainless steel in Russia.
No, that's kind of weird. No, during the 1950s.
Oh God, that was a moment with Judge Drudy.
Very, very good. We have a lot of moments, so

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we're just going to speed run through them.
And now a moment with listener Edwin.
This this goes out to a young girl or a young man in Fountain
Valley. Wait, where do you live?
Fontana? I had to get down on the phone.
I I shouldn't have played these Ed.
Boarding. And now a moment with Edwin.

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That was a moment with listener Edwin.
Listen, Ties. Not bad I.
Wish I live in Fountain Valley and where Fountain Valley?
Fountain Valley. OK, Fountain.
All right, Next up. And now a moment with listener

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Edwin. He lost me at the beginning, but
the delivery at the end got me back.
And then he lost me again when it broke up, and then he lost me
again. OK, so I'm saying he should have
taken me back. That took a long way to get
there. You.
Got double lost. That could be a moment if you

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guys want it could be. OK, that was a moment with
listener Edwin. Nice.
Edwin showing up and showing outall right Next up with Kurt

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pause button you I. Hit the pause button.
The the mouse is not replying tome.
It's not the mouse is being a little bit of Jerry not
following my actions. It's being a little, little Tom
and Jerry there. With Kurt.

(13:08):
That was that was OK. That's the one I always laugh at
the moment with Chris Thing. Love that.
OK, so frequently asked questions AI don't know what's
wrong with it. Well, it's a moment with BI
think that was fine. No, it's not.
It's a moment with. So I hope that helps for future
moments. But it was a Tom and Jerry
reference, which goes right to Edwin.

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I mean, it's joke for Edwin. It's right there.
Definitely. Got that?
Doesn't erase the moment with this of it.
Thank you, Edwin. All right, moving on.
We have so many with curl. He's also interrupting us, I
think. And when they ask him for
prompts, he does them. You can't.

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There's not much. I mean, it's barely been a year
that they've, it hasn't even been a year that they've been
on. We've been on four years.
We've been on four years and look at us some.
People in a lifestyle for a moment.

(14:16):
With that, that was me talking about Courtney and how Courtney
is getting better, one not even a year end, and he's doing so
much better than we are. 3rd frequently asked question do not
need additional context, so thatalone was a correction worthy
moment with curl. There was a bunch of other

(14:38):
songs. There was songs submitted by
bands that did, you know, full recordings and everything.
But yours by far was the one that got away, the leader by
far. And he's going to click that for
a moment later, but and let's see.

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With Kurt. That one was well deserved, I
have to say. Yeah, that one needs to be
there. Love a self aware king.
All right, next with. Kurt they had a guest Andy shown
one of the the person that hiredKevin and Bean and basically one

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of the fundamental guys that changed music for the 90s.
And since we last conversation was 90s music is permeated
modern culture. All of music Andy shown was a
guest. I could have done like 3 weeks
on this episode. With Curt.

(15:48):
I'm getting a message from Ralph.
He's calling in on the phone. Hold on.
Stop thinking on Chris, you're so mean.
Exactly. All right, Next up with.
Her. I kind of hope it wins.
I actually do because that is that sucks to just to fool

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everybody like that. You know, man, I don't know,
just to sell to sell a cognac. Some.
People wait a lifestyle for a moment with.
Kirk, I mean, the entirety of America was with me, with LeBron

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James and his cognac announcement.
Definitely. I definitely knew exactly what
you're talking about. Exactly.
All right, we've got two more and I can't.
I wonder who they're from with curl.
I don't know. I don't know why you would like,
I don't know why you would collect it and then wear it to

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collect it. If you wear a collectible.
I don't know, but I know I do know people collect hats.
I know people have a lot of hats.
I only have like one or two. Just when I don't want to comb
the hair, I want to have a prop for the no sticker on the hat
thing. But well, yeah, no teenagers.
You can, I guess, keep the stickers on the hats for

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whatever reason, you crazy kids,But I don't think anybody over
20 anyhow. Some people.
Wait A. Lifestyle for a moment with
Curt. Simply amazing.
Simply amazing. And last but not least, with

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her. OK, so Ralph was also talking
about 3's company. Interesting week.
Suzanne Somers was born the day before, was born on the 16th and
passed away on the 15th of this month.
So she had a rare 2 Part 2 part of appearance on the show this
week. Hello Death.

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And what is it born this day? With Curt.
Was that you? Random windows notification and

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that is the moments and messages.
That's a lot of me. A lot of me in there.
It was me, yeah. Tons and tons of me.
Correct. Tons.
Yeah. Everybody asks for the Lindsay
theme. Get it?
That's. All right.
Hey, this is the flashback. Hello and welcome to a very

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special flashback. Because I'm going to introduce
you now flashbacks. And no.
Flashbacks. Let's have a look at this.
Just play the intro. OK, this one's a unique
flashback in that part of it happened this week, but then
part of it was long ago. We're a law and order team here.

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We're all about justice, right? But at the same time, I love a
good heist. I love a good heist, Kent, and I
love a good hiker. Yeah.
And so the Ralph Report Citizen of the Week Awards goes out to
the crew there in Paris, France.I don't know if you read about.
It's a good high city. That's a good high city.

(19:36):
It's a good high city, Morris. My aunt called it the Louvre.
The Louvre. Louvre.
That's the big tiny museum therein Paris, France.
You've seen it. Looks like a giant triangle.
Great cotton candy. Yeah.
Eddie didn't go through the museum, did you?
You just got caught in candy. What?

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Wait, what? Have you ever been to Paris?
No. Who am I thinking of?
I know somebody who went there and didn't go through the stood
outside while. This is where I'm yelling at my
podcast, my phone. Their family walked through.
I don't had no had zero interestin walking because it they they
warned him it was like a three hour tour.
Oh, that is long. Yeah, I don't know this person.

(20:19):
It's Kevin. Yeah, who am I thinking of it?
Wasn't Kevin? I mean, something I would do.
Oh, that's what I that's why I put it just Yeah, struck me.
I just never been to Paris. You said great cotton candy.
I was like, oh, are you the guy?Were you eating cotton candy
outside the I would prefer that.That's probably what you would
do that. Sounds like something that Duty
would do. Probably would be somebody I
know. It was Kevin Can't.

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Think of it right now. It's neither here nor there.
So then I jumped into the archive and found this.
The 25th annual Ragamuffins Festival is coming to the Long
Beach Arena February 18th and 19th.
Reggae legend Lee 'Scratch' Perry is going to be there along
with the whalers. Matisyahu is going to be there
and so is K Rock. Lister Saul Prado from Long
Beach just picked up tickets forthat before they go on sale and

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he's qualified for the grand prize drawing.
We we do on Friday to send you to Paris, France to see
Matisyahu in concert. It's destination number six of K
Rock's World War 2006. Thank you.
Wait, wait, wait. Thank you.
I'm sorry I started talking. I I blew that one.
Paris is an amazing city. I've been there one time and the
people suck, but everything elseis pretty cool.
I've never been. Yeah.
And they they tell you the Louvre, which is the big art Art

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Museum. Where the Mona Lisa is.
They tell you that you need to give it three whole days really,
That it's that extreme. There's that many things to see.
You can't really see it unless you give yourself 3 full days at
the Art Museum. That's a long time in a museum
2. Hours I was out.
Feel like you thought? I did.
I walked her. I said, OK, that's nice.

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That's not me. There's a Mona Lisa, smaller
than I thought. OK, let's go.
That was pretty much it. Unfortunately, that's the way it
works with me. I'm not going to Paris, by the
way. Too French for me.
The the people are a little French.
They are. It's a beautiful, amazing city.
Good food. Yes, although I I was there was.
Which water is it That's bottledin the French Alps?

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Evian. Evian.
OK, so I order Evian at a restaurant and it's the tiniest
bottle. They have a tiny little itsy
bitsy bottle, kind of like a thimble size, $6 for that little
thing. And I looked on the side of it
and says bottled in the French Alps right next to where I was.
Shouldn't it be cheaper right there than it is to get all the
way over here? You would think it was way more

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expensive there. So that blew ass.
So anyway. So this is back.
It was January of 2006, so we don't have the full episode.
All I could do is pull the one clip.
But yeah, it was Kevin. And how is it that I can fucking
remember this bullshit from 2006, but I can't remember what
I had for lunch yesterday? You know what I mean?

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Like, how how am I? It was Kevin.
Kevin went to the How do I know this?
You know, like 10. What's your license plate?
I don't know, but Kevin went to the Louvre in 2006.
Exactly, exactly my point. It's fucking nuts.
Oh man, they were talking about the heist and the heist.
They went in and out, stole the jewels like a professional crew.

(23:11):
I kind of think it was Kevin. That would be awesome.
He went in and out of the Louvrereally fast, so he's got the
road map, he knows. Right.
Or maybe it was Marcy and Cat and all the ladies that went to
go see Oasis in. Was it London and then they made
a little side trip. Side trip?
Yeah, get themselves some pictures at Oasis while they're

(23:33):
robbing the Louvre. Yeah, it works.
Only that was like a month ago. Never mind, it works.
Out maybe they time travelled I.Think so.
Maybe just keep adding to this. But isn't it really cute how how
Lisa May wanted to go to to Paris and now she's moving,
she's moving out there, moving to France?

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Yeah. And Bean still says there are
too many French star so. And she'll spend 3 days at the
Louvre. All righty, so let's do.
Hey, how about the Afro line on the air for you at 323520AF RO,
it's our voicemail. You can call US 24/7.

(24:15):
What are people talking about today?
They are talking about loving the bachelor report just as much
as you and I do. Shut up about the bachelor
already. Just shut up about the bachelor.
Shut up. Hey, man, I am down with that.
I'm sorry, is camera in 2014 playing 3 Doors Down?

(24:38):
It's happening. Hey, we announced that we were
playing it ironically. OK, Why don't you get the joke,
man? I haven't heard from a while.
From our man Sam. Always good to hear from him.

(25:00):
Right, Bender? Was he on, I don't know, some
Bean love. There seems to be some issues
with audio coming from Bean's end.
One of them is a computer click.Yeah.
Which I tell him it's pretty loud.
And he says nobody notices Bean stop breathing into the
microphone. And there's breathing into the

(25:21):
microphone. Oh my God You are ruining my
podcast. I have a very long wicked
question that takes away all of my breath.
Click, click click click, click click click.
So bean, stop clicking, stop breathing and just shut the up.

(25:42):
No thoughts on that. I'm doing all those things.
This message is for Bean. Is there any chance you could
turn up the volume on your mouse?
I get a little confused between the single clicks and the double
clicks, and I can't quite tell if it's a left click or a right
click. Thanks a lot me.
What's in the box? What's in the box?

(26:08):
Kevin's a Christmas gift he's asking about that I didn't
finally open. I did finally open and it was a
piece of post office memorabilia, a an official 1964
mailbag, a very thoughtful gift for Mr. Misses Kevin.
I just want you guys to know that I brought in a team that
cleaned up all the little packing peanuts that came
out-of-the-box, but I did in fact successfully extricate the

(26:29):
gift from the box. I only listen to the.
Podcast when I'm at the gym because I find that when I get
pissed off at scene I work out much, much harder.
So thanks. Thanks.
Question Mark doing doing my part to keep the listeners
healthy. Lisa, may I get some love?
Hey, Lisa, when you were sick, was your throat sore?
You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

(26:49):
God, really? Man, I want.
Some harmonious music. Can you play that beautiful
sounding tune of Lisa to brighten my day when she seems
Linkin Park amazing, It is beautiful.
I don't think we've given her enough credit for this, but man,
she sings like an Angel. Shut up when I'm talking to you.

(27:13):
Shut up when I'm talking to you.Shut up.
It's a it's a masterpiece. 323520 Afro 24 hours a day.
That was a good one. We don't do enough of the Afro
calls here. They're going hard at me.

(27:33):
Alrighty, this one was sent to me by Eddie. 106.7 K rock is
KROQ. It's Kevin Bean show at 638.
Hey Rod K rock 106.7 Good to seeyou Ronnie on the rock show.
You're listening to Rodney on the rock.
What's coming up next? Kaja Goo?
No, it's not your show. You just you're joining our show
for one minute interview with Vicki Peterson of the Gogos

(27:56):
Bengals. Bengals.
So Rodney, you love the rock music and you've been on K rock,
the 80s. You do especially love the 80s
music and you've been on K rock 90s playing.
You're not fond of the 90s for some reason.
You've been playing the music onK rock for many, many decades.
But we didn't know until fairly recently that you also are a
student of comedy as well. I love comedy.

(28:16):
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys. That's not really all right.
Come on in, Brian. That's not really a joke.
That's not how jokes work. I think punch as it is, is a bad
story. I wish he was at the door.
Right. So right.
What we're doing is that we're giving away these tickets for
hilarity for charity. It's a, it's a big event that's
happening Friday night at the Palladium.
Seth Rogen, Sarah Silverman, Craig Robinson, Bill Burr and

(28:39):
more. We have listers on the line.
This is not music. They're not looking for 80s
bands. OK?
They're going to give you the setup for a joke and they're
going to see if you know the punch line and if you, if
they're able to stump. If you don't know the punch
line, they go into the drawing for the tickets audio dynamite
again. That's not what we're looking
for here. It's going to be a punch line
that comes after they tell the setup of the joke.
All right, salt and pepper. So stop entering yet.

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We haven't really begun. Peter Gabriel.
Let's start with Maria. We're at the intro.
Let's hit the intro. Hold on, Maria.
Let's go. Ladies and gentlemen, they
produced the Rodney the Joke machine.
It is Rodney, Bing and Heimer. He liked to tell a lot of jokes.
He would not think that this dude is a really funny guy.

(29:22):
You tell a many joke and he willtell you what the punchline is.
And that's how he got his nickname.
Rodney the joke machine. He's Rodney.
The joke machine. The joke machine.
He's Rodney. Hi, Maria.
Wigwam. Pam.
Good morning, Take 2. Rodney, the joke machine you
have set up for a joke. My show's not.

(29:43):
Good. I do.
I do. Yeah, you do.
What? What's your joke, Maria?
What do you see when the Pillsbury boy bends over the
Pillsbury doughboy? You mean yes, Yes.
What do you see when he bends over Sinead O'Connor?
That would be weird it. Would if that was the case,
something compares to her. Wow, is it Sinead O'Connor?

(30:08):
No, it's not a those. Those nuts, sorry.
Wow. I don't want her to win.
I'm sorry for the joke. As well as Donuts.
Donuts. Yeah.
Yeah, it could be. Yeah, Not that.
Not those nuts. I'm not sure this is going well
so far. I.
Think so the. Setup was bad, her punch leg was

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wrong. That's where we're at.
So yeah, she's on hold as a possible winner.
All right, OK, let's go to Andrew in Pomona.
Hi. Hey, Kevin Bean, Taylor's mate.
Hello. All right, Stump Rodney, the
joke machine or whatever we're calling this, it's the beginning
of the joke. All right, Rodney, how do you

(30:50):
get a one arm blonde out of a tree?
Spandau Ballet. Isn't that Spandau Ballet?
Does that take you? Take her to see Spandau Ballet.
That's it. She'd have to come out of the
tree for that. Andrew.
Is it? Is that Ryan?
Is Rodney correct? No.
You waved to her. It's a kind of a classic joke

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that you probably have known since 3rd grade.
Rodney. I'm surprised you didn't didn't
have that one. They'll take her to see Spandau
Ballet. They're awesome.
You're missing the point. Alright, Andrew's in the
drawing. Let's see what Anthony can do
for us. He's on line 3 on Pico Rivera.
Hi, Anthony. Hi.
How's it going? Very good, Dad.
Not good. OK, Not good.
That's true. Give us a joke, please.
OK. Why did seagulls fly by the sea?

(31:34):
Flock of Seagulls. You recognized a word in that
joke? Because they they ran so far
away. That's not bad, but it's can't
be can't possibly be the answer,Anthony, Because if they flew by
the Bay, they'd be called bagels.
See what he did there, Rodney? You understand this concept?

(31:55):
See that way? That's funny.
See, they go by the seas. Bagels at Kenner's.
Nope. That has nothing to do with it.
Thank you. Anthony's in the right.
Thank you. How about how about Chelsea in
the time is bar He's on live forthis segment brought to you by
Cantor's. Cantor's is the best.
Right. All right, Fairfax.
Hi, Chelsea. Go there and they'll give you
food. Morning, guys.
Morning, Lisa. Good morning.
Give them money After you stop talking about a restaurant.

(32:19):
We're talking about jokes, and Chelsea has one for you.
Love catters, all right. All right, what's the hardest
part of a vegetable to eat? Kate Bush, I don't understand
your answer. Playing in I do.
Unfortunately that's very popular.
Chelsea, what's the answer? A wheelchair.

(32:41):
A wheelchair. That's the hardest part of a
vegetables take off because if somebody's mentally damaged,
they also have to be in a physically damaged in a
wheelchair. These jokes don't make any
sense. Vegetable means you're sort of
not functional as a person, right?
Right. But you can still walk.
Sometimes they move your show. OK All right.

(33:04):
Unfortunately, Chelsea's also the drawing.
How many more of these do we have to do?
We got a call, Eric in Kenya country.
Good morning. Yeah, Eric.
Good morning, everyone. Good morning, Lisa May.
All right, Welcome to Rodney theJoke machine.
All right, so, Rodney, easy one.Why did the chicken cross the
road? Because Bob Geldof asked him to.

(33:26):
OK. For charity.
Because Bob Geldof asked him to.For charity to get away from
beer mug. Again, this not a joke.
Do we technically have to put him on hold?
No, it's not a joke. That's not a joke.
We've already got the not a jokepart covered on this end.

(33:47):
You don't have to also give us not a joke.
So, Godhead. So do I hang up on them?
What do I do? Yes.
Thank you for calling, Eric. We appreciate that.
All right, how about one more? And how about Tony and
Southgate? All right.
Hi, Tony. Hi.
How's it going all? Right.
Poorly. Hi.
Hi, Tony from Southgate. Hi, Tony.
I like your voice. You sound sexy.

(34:08):
Now you have to do your your joke in the Rodney voice.
OK. He already is in the Rodney
voice. All right.
Hi. Hi.
We. What do you call a fish without
an eye? Fish without an eye?
Call a fish without an eye. Bananarama.
Is it Bananarama? You laughed.
I'm fired. Please answer.
No, no, it's a fish and a fish with an eye.

(34:36):
Oh see, because there's only an F and an SH.
Yeah. Because there's no.
I see. Wow.
These are the worst jokes of alltime.
They really are. Oh, I'm proud.
Do Brian. Oh, God.
Please do Brian. OK, I guess we could do one
more. All right.
Hi, Brian. Hello, Brian.

(34:58):
Hi. Hi, Kevin Bean.
Lisa May. Hi.
How you doing? What do you call 4 blondes ear
to ear? 4 Non Blondes.
Oh, Rodney might have gotten this one right.
Or Blondie Brian. No, it's a wind tunnel.
Because. Because they're blonde and
they're not blonde, right? Blonde jokes there goes right

(35:19):
through. Blonde jokes are still a fig in
the 21st. All right.
Maria, Andrew, Anthony, Chelsea,Tony Bryant, One of them's going
to win tickets for a great event.
Hilarity for charity prom night,Friday night at the Palladium.
Tickets available to Hillary forhilarity for charity.org.
Or who wants to win them? The winner is it's Anthony.
Yeah, I'm sorry, Andrew. What?

(35:40):
You can't change it. No, I haven't.
It's Andrew. I just.
Haven't. I know, I know it's.
Andrew it is Andrew it does it is Andrew on there so she spoke
sorry hey Anthony, sorry about that whole thing it's Andrew.
I would sue now. Andrew hung up.
That happened. Yep.
That just not one aspect of thisgame work.

(36:03):
Not one. The callers sucked, the intro
screwed up, nor did we give awayany tickets.
You welcome back, Ralph. We have to start doing things
and just make us look like we'vegot our act together here
because we're all looking just really, really, really sloppy.

(36:26):
Amazing. Also, point of contention being
Baxter. What vegetable do you know that
can walk? I don't understand.
I'm surprised that she brought that back.
I thought you'd cut that joke out.
I mean, they hated it. It's ridiculous, and all of the
jokes were pretty like offensiveand bad, but come on the Donuts,

(36:50):
that was funny. They.
Were either dad jokes or bad jokes.
The. The Donuts was a play on Deez
Nuts. I got that she just delivered it
wrong doughs nuts instead of Deez Nuts.
But it was bad. It was bad.
It was so bad. It was great.
Every time they do a Rodney bit I want to bring it in but it's

(37:11):
so long and I just can't bear tocut anything so I usually get
them the gin. Yeah, that was like, that was
awesome. Thank you.
And that's a flashback. She ate the wheel, ate the
wheelchair, because the hardest part to eat about them
vegetables is eating them wheels.

(37:33):
Bad. But you know, I saw broccoli
walking. Let's go over to the mountain,
ask. Give us something not to let.
Wait, wait. Can I go next because I have a
Uber coming at 1:40 so I got a heart out Ding.
Where are you going, by the way?I am going to Vegas.

(37:55):
I've always wanted to see the sphere and they have this Wizard
of Oz thing I've been backing. All my brothers and sisters come
with me to Vegas. I want to go to see the sphere.
So my wife's out of town and I'mgoing now.
Nice. OK, here we go.
Press the button, my friend. Send me back into time.
Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he'sa funny man.

(38:16):
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny, man. Watch me.
It's a new day. You can't power Feature
presentation. Well, how could this have gotten
on the air in 2014? Yeah.

(38:40):
Yeah, Yeah. All right.
That's that's funny. Thank you.
All right. Thank you.
Thank you. Oh indeed.
Good day everybody. I'm doing the week that was.
This is October 20 to 24, 2014. Let's start off with a game they
called Real King Fake King. This was about Larry King

(39:02):
tweets. Very interesting the way the
game actually turned out though.And I thought it would be fun to
compare some real Larry King tweets with some fake Larry King
tweets that we made-up and see if you can identify which one is
Larry King. Which one is fake King?

(39:34):
All right, that's going to be the best we could come up with.
All right, so I'm going to read a tweet and if it's real Larry
King, you will hear the sounder.Will Glenda be there?
All right, and if it's fake, Larry, you'll hear this.
I'm lost, what do you mean? OK.
All right. You guys ready to play?

(39:55):
So it's going to be Kevin, Ralphand Lisa.
You guys are all going to play. We've we're only going to have
time for probably about 3 roundsor so because then we got
Andrew. So here we go.
First, Abby, I've never been on a hayride.
I've never been on a hayride or or.
Horse racing looks fun for any for everyone except the horse.
Horse racing looks fun for everyone except the horse.

(40:17):
Which one's the real Larry King?Never been on a hayride?
I think that's it too. I'm going second one.
You're going second one. I've never been on a hay ride.
Is the right one. Will Glenda be there?
All right. Took a commanding bottom lead,
right to help Commanding bottom lead.
What does that even mean? You know what it means.
All right, here are your choices.

(40:38):
Is it? I miss Fats Domino.
I miss Fats Domino. Or Humphrey Bogart would have
been a Jeter fan. Which one's the real Larry King?
He's a he's a Dodger fan, right?Well.
He loves. Baseball.
He loves. Baseball.
Hmm. That's a weird.
Come to us again I'm I miss FatsDomino.

(41:01):
Humphrey Bogart would have been a Jeter fan.
Humphrey Bogart would be yeah, Iagree playing with fats.
Will Glenda be there? Unfortunately no.
I miss Fats Domino is the real Larry King.
Please hit the right sounder. Bear much?
I'm so confused on how you Yeah,how does he supposed to hit the
sounder? For anyone who guesses what he's

(41:21):
supposed to wait and hit it after I say because he's
supposed to hit it after I say. With the real one, it's like we
did the first time. OK, so so all of you got that
one wrong. No, I got no.
Lisa got it right, and Ralph andI got it wrong.
Yeah. OK.
I think this is going well. You too easy to follow.
Thank God we only have time for three rounds.
Would have been better if I justwould have read a tweet.
It would have been real or fake.Would that have been easier?

(41:41):
That would have been better, yes, because I was.
I thought it'd be fun to comparethem.
I think we should do. Then the Sounders would actually
have a purpose and that would have been better use of our
time. All right, here we go.
All right, here we go. I never wear short sleeve
shirts. Or what happened to corduroy?
Oh corduroy. I never wear short sleeve shirts

(42:03):
or shirts. What happened to corduroy?
Ralph says short sleeve. The other two, you say corduroy
and that one was hooked through with the sound.
You're supposed to wait till I read the real one.
The real 1 is I never wear shortsleeve shirts.
Will Glenda be there? I think we have another point.
Where would he play the other sound routine?
I'm not sure Where would he playthe what is it?

(42:24):
Is it? I haven't thought that.
Where would I play that for it? All right, what's the score?
Lisa? It's Ralph at least are tied and
I have a commanding from the bottom or whatever in dead last
place. All right, well, let's play.
Let's play. Let's play until we get a
winner. We go all day play until beer
mug has to play that other sounder that there's no reason

(42:46):
for him ever to play. All right, which one's real?
Which one's favorite? If you've seen one fireworks
show, you've seen them all. Or hot chocolate is delicious no
matter what the weather is outside.
If you've seen one firework show, you've seen them all.
Or hot chocolate is delicious nomatter what the weather is

(43:06):
outside. I'm going with hot chocolate,
everyone. If chocolate is real, Larry, you
say fireworks is real, Larry, fireworks.
Too. Oh, now Lisa and Ralph are
together. Yeah, I know.
I'm sorry. So we're not going to get a
winner, but go ahead. And they are both right.
That is the real Larry fake is Glenda.
Be there, right? That's the one under.

(43:26):
I'm lost. What do you mean?
This is the one that's going to break it wide open.
All right, All right. Real Larry, Fake Larry is Plaid
in or isn't Cher something? Can we guess?
Bean is Plaid in or is it Cher something real?
Jennifer, which one is the real Larry King tweet?

(43:49):
Isn't Cher something? Let me just interrupt here to
say that not only are the drops wrong, they're both the Ding, so
there's no buzzer, so it makes double no sense.
It never made sense from the beginning to the middle to the
end, but I loved it. This is why they're in the Hall
of Fame, people. All right, let's see if Jen was
right. Larry.

(44:10):
Fake Larry. I'm going Cher.
I'm going, Cher. Then I'll go Plaid.
There we go. We're going to have a winner.
Plaid for the win. Ladies and gentlemen.
I'm lost. What do you mean?
Yeah, I'm lost too, Larry. I have to go back to the drawing
board of this game, I think. Larry King.
Yeah, I was listening to this kind of early in my day and it

(44:32):
was kind of like the penis sickle thing.
I'm like, am I just messed up today?
I I don't understand what's going on.
But no, it was the game that time.
Yeah, that game was off. Ralph was doing a story about
Gwen Stefani and suddenly something happened.
Usually she has her own unique sound.
That is you listen to say, wow, that's that's absolutely Gwen.

(44:53):
That certainly was what she does.
She doesn't even spell out bananas in that clip you played.
She sings PANAN. No, I'm saying as an example of
the type of song that was very no, don't start backpedaling.
I'm not back. That is an exemption.

(45:13):
It's exactly what I meant is that this joke is what you made.
It wasn't a joke. Ralph, I'm agreeing with you
that that clip that you just played sounds pretty generic
compared to some rather interesting songwriting we've
seen from some of her other solosongs.
That's all I'm saying. Nope, you're just denying that.
You can watch the video for thatsong if you want to on The Voice

(45:34):
tonight. Apparently they're going to
debut it on The Voice because she's a judge over there.
See you later. Bye, Lisa.
She should just laugh. She must not like she's
nonsense. And it is Monday, so really
quickly. Top 10 movies at the box office.
Fury #123.5 million. Is anyone else concerned that
Lisa just got up and walked out?That should be investigating?
I've been expecting that for some time now.

(45:56):
So no Lisa, no explanation. She's just gone.
This was after the next break. We found out what happened.
Asked Lisa May what? What went wrong?
See, Lisa Rice. You're still here.
Ralph just pissed me off. That was it.
I was. Our Ralph was doing the showbiz
and Lisa literally turned and ran out.
Stormed out or? I got a little piece of meat

(46:19):
stuck in my throat. And whoa.
Whoa, indeed. And you know, Kevin and Bean,
they made that like a 2 1/2 minute bit.
Just from that I cut it for time.
What I thought that was going tobe a whole segment.
Yeah, it's my ringtone, but I cut it for time for our show.
Next up is Lef Orochi. I'm not sure if this is the

(46:41):
first time they did this bit, but they were giving away
tickets to Hilarity for charity.And here's the back story is I
pulled 30 clips of celebrities laughing, send it to Bean and
they go here, ask, play the clipand then ask what it is.
I thought easy peasy, right? Well, this is what it turned
into. So we're going to play a clip of

(47:04):
a celebrity laughing. That's what you would think,
right? But no, no, Omar is going to be
doing an impression of a celebrity laughing.
Well, as you guys know, I am theman of 1000 voices.
That's true. And all of them are terrible.
Now, these are not necessarily and I don't even think any of
them are on Festival Supreme. So it's just it's just general

(47:27):
celebrity laughs. They all have.
Unique laughs and. They're all famous.
They're all famous laughs. They're all laughs.
I would be surprised if several people don't get these right.
Depending on how faithful Omar's, I would be surprised if
anyone gets these right. Let's start with Sarah.
Well, why don't we play the big intro first?
Because this is a brand new gamethat we're happy to debut for
you called Laugharoki. That's what I meant.

(48:08):
Here we go. It's time for our last day.
I'm in the world. Yeah.
I'm so thug. I'm so thug.
I'm. So all right.
Kevin, now you can talk to your girlfriend Sarah.
So we're gonna play this game, too.
I'm gonna give this one to Christopher.
You ready, Chris? Screw that whole nightmare
before Christmas at the Hollywood Bowl.
I want Omar with his themes at the Hollywood Bowl.
Just I would sleep that. Would be awesome.

(48:28):
I'm not sure if he could fill the Hollywood Bowl, but I would
go see it I. I do, yeah.
Oh, sorry, Omar. Why am I taking shots at Omar?
I love that guy. All right, this is for
Christopher. We'll see if he remembers.
Hey, Sarah. Hi, welcome to Laugharoki, where
Omar does his impression of a celebrity laugh.
And you have to tell us the celebrity.
Now. If you're right, you will go

(48:49):
into the drawing. Someone in this segment will win
tickets to Saturday night. So good luck.
Here's Omar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Sarah.
It's about Larry King. Is it Beavis and Butthead or

(49:10):
Beavis? Or is it Butthead?
Which one? One of the two.
That answer works either way. OK.
All right. That's that's funny.
Thank you. All right, thank you, Sarah.
Who's that? I have no idea.
That was the easiest one. He's not going to get closer to
anyone. And it was so good, too.

(49:34):
Beavis and Butthead. Beavis and Butthead.
Sarah, you disgust me. Let's go to Nick and Rosemead.
Hi there. How's it going?
Good. Nick, tell me you got Beavis and
Butthead. I got views in bed heads.
All right, OK, good. Here's Omar with celebrity laugh
#2 that's. George Takei, right?

(49:59):
Yeah. There you go.
That's Fido. Thank you.
We don't need 30 seconds, though.
That was George Takei, Star Trek's Mr. Sulu, one of the most
famous laughs in show business. We're going to go O for whatever
0 for all. I hope that's going to happen.

(50:21):
All right, look, so can I just say that so far, though, it's
not on O. It's on the list of I think O's
impressions. Both of them were gettable.
All right, Tim and Redondo Beach.
Hi. Hello.
Good luck with this If. It's a bad good impression.

(50:42):
Is it Fran Drescher? How dare you wait?
Wait, who? Fran Drescher, I didn't say she
was ugly, Edwin and I just said she laughs like that.
Actually, I think all of these these laughs could have been
Fran Drescher game. Was it Peewee Herman?

(51:03):
It was like I said, it's a bad, good impression.
That was bad. Also, I want to know if Lindsay
knows what the reference is for John Travolta's laugh because.
No, OK. No, I might not know it.
Unless you mean welcome back, Carter.
Yeah, OK, that's what I was thinking, that that has to be

(51:24):
it, because I've never heard John Travolta laugh otherwise.
So we're going to play Redondo Beach.
Hi, Hello. Good luck with this.
If you get that, I'm going to throw in $10.
My God, did he get that? You owe him 10 bucks.

(51:50):
Amazing. All right, you are in the
drawing. I need a ruling.
Do I owe him 10 bucks regardlessif he wins the drawing?
Yes. You said if you get on.
Yeah. You owe him 10 bucks even though
your name doesn't get called. Hold on.
Oops, sorry, that was a late bill for Fran Drescher.
So yeah, Pee Wee Herman and Kevin gave him 10 bucks.

(52:15):
I love that one. Let's go two more.
Who's this celebrity laugh he's impressive doing impression of?
That has to be Fran Drescher. Peter Griffin.
Let's see who's right. Sally.

(52:37):
Who? Sally.
Sally. Just a girl, just a regular
name. Sally.
We're looking for Sally's. And we don't recognize we were
looking for Fran Drescher. Yeah.
The nanny. I'm so sorry.
Thanks for playing. All right, So far, Tim has
Kevin's 10 bucks in his daily drawing tickets for Festival

(52:58):
Supreme. I think we have time for a
couple more. David in Orange.
Hi. Hey.
What's up? Bad things are up.
We're doing laugh Orokey. Good luck.
Hey. Hey.
The Cosby? Rodney.

(53:18):
I mean, not Rodney. I'm sorry.
Dead. The joke Machine?
No. This is better than the segment.
I know who it is. I know who it is.
Krusty the Clown. Beer mug.
It was Krusty the Clown. Omar.

(53:41):
Yeah, that was a pretty good one, Krusty.
All right, Final contestant hereon Laugh Orokee.
So far only one in the drawing. That's it.
I love that. That was a really fun segment.
OK, but like I said, here's whatshould have happened.
Being should have played my drops and then asked them who it
was so that I'm going to get my revenge.
Christopher, here's your drop. Reverse spell for Fran Drescher,

(54:11):
is that the SpongeBob? Right.
Good job. Here is Jennifer.
You'll you'll gore. It Pennywise.
Pennywise. What the actual hell is no idea
goofy. Right, it's Goofy from the

(54:32):
Disney cartoons that might be the most recognizable laugh in
all of animation. All right, this one's for Jen.
What? I'm sorry, this one is for
Lindsay. I'll start over.

(54:55):
I know it's an Is it Woody the Woodpecker?
What? This.
That's not a bad guess, Christopher.
You want to guess. Is it Daffy Duck?
Oh man, I'm only doing this so Ican get into the weeds, into my
animation trivia. That is Bugs Bunny.
Like original before he really became Bugs Bunny.

(55:16):
And he did sound just like WoodyWoodpecker, you're right.
So that's not really a bad guess.
I'm giving you half a point because that exact laugh became
this cuz it's the same guy Mel Blank, same guy.
So I'm giving you half a point. It was the we call it the proto
Bugs Bunny in the animation circles.

(55:37):
Wasn't it like, was it his name like Tyrone or something?
It wasn't bugs, it was somethingelse, something rabbit.
Tyrone on our Side podcast. We're gonna break this all down,
kids, so look at your feed for them.
Tiberius Rabbit something. Let's go to what?
Was his name originally before it was Bugs Bunny?

(55:58):
You told me one time. It was called the Happy Rabbit.
The happy rabbit, but it wasn't bugs.
He became called Bugs later on because the creator was Bugs
Hardaway. And moving on.
This is interesting animation. This is history, Lindsay.
Yeah, Sir. Did you think that was a good

(56:19):
segment? OK, he liked it.
Next. OK, we are moving on.
This was a sad story, but it ledto a kind of a funny bit.
They were canceling the Honey Boo Boo show.
It was really sad. Mama June was dating a guy who
was a child molester. Anyway, that's a great.

(56:41):
I know that's a great setup to really get you laughing, but
they turned it into comedy cold.What's June going to do to pay
for all those cheese balls and everything else she's got to
buy? What about the Sketty?
The Sketty? What about is she going to buy
Sketty? That's a good question.
Look, I don't think that. Yes, Elvis, I don't know, man.

(57:05):
I don't have to go down there and see what's going on with the
family, man. My favorite foods are Sketty and
butter. No, my point was going to be,
why does that happen? I'm saying it because I'm trying
to figure out how to phrases properly.
Very great slam. You guys like to jump on here?
Oh yeah, we're jumping on you. You kept doing it.

(57:25):
It was very funny. And we're going to go out on a
little bit of Elvis doing some dope Bogart, that joint.
So what could be better than that?
Oh, before we go praying, Tresher, thank you.
Don't take it back, Christopher.Now before we finish up with
some Elvis doing Don't Bogart Dave, what do you think about a

(57:47):
guy he plays old clips from the Kevin and Bean show?
Is it lazy? You say lazy and you say bad.
I say awesome. Thank you.
That's what I say too. Now let's go out with some
Elvis. Don't bogarting bogarting that
joint. I'm Ralph Garman.
Now. I wanted to show his being man.
We should do this. We should do that.

(58:10):
Go call this. You're a big fan of this.
You like to do Bogart, right? I love her, man.
Don't bombard that joint, my friend.
Pass it over to me. Don't bombard that joint.

(58:30):
My. What happened there, man?
Pass it over to me. This is malicious fecal
distribution. You're crazy.
Send me pictures. We weren't aware of that news in

(58:52):
any shape or form. Anyway, a little bit later on
this morning, a live performancefrom K Rock and from Paramore.
Yeah, Paramore's made with the band.
They'll be doing the live performance.
They get to lay down. What is happening just like the

(59:19):
other one? What's happening to your
nipples? This one seems to be a mountain.
I have herpes Touchy feely typing.
Well hell, I'll just say it. You're a Jackass.
What? Am I going to do with you kids?

(59:40):
He'll. Pass it around, I'm so
disappointed in you. So another Friday is upon us.
I'll pass it. On.
I'll pass it on. This cannot end good.
Who the hell? Watch you on my show.
Get off my show. It's OK.

(01:00:02):
It's OK. It's all gone now.
We ran out of tape. We ran out of tape.
This is the CBS, the Columbia Broadcasting System.

(01:00:23):
Oh my. That's it.
Back to you, Steve. Nice.
All right, Like, what is it, thebig dumper?
I'm batting? Clean up now with the podcast
roundup. Oh, oh, check.
Nope, don't do it. Nailed it.

(01:00:46):
You get it. And.
When you want her to promote your podcast.
We got it. Say hello to Happy.
Goodbye to the Blues, Yankee. Podcast.
Oh, oh God damn you. Exactly, Ralph.

(01:01:06):
Exactly. I feel your pain.
Let's start off with Not Today on the Roundup.
Jen went into a store about her favorite teacher.
He was an American government teacher.
OK, he was a old Vietnam vet. Drove white windowless van to
school like you're. Not like the others.
All of the red flags let. Me show you what you're like.

(01:01:27):
All of the red flags that this man could have possibly had, but
he was, he was genuinely just anolder hippie.
And so when Mr. Curry taught AP Vietnam history, I was like,
fuck, yeah, I'm signing up, Yeah.
Vietnam history from Vietnam vet, Yeah.
Wow. But so we all had to do like,
like a big project that you would have to do in college.

(01:01:48):
And everybody else had group projects.
But he was like, he knew I was the type of kid that if you put
me in a group, I was going to doall the work for everyone.
And so he was like, you're goingto be in your own group.
And he's like, and I want you to, like, come up with something
completely different. And so I did a Lesson plan for
him about the music of the Vietnam War and like how music

(01:02:09):
was the protest. Songs.
Protest songs and like all the different angles of like how
music impacted protests and how the war was viewed here in
America. Interesting.
And yeah, it was really. He's like, he's like, I ran into
him a couple years after I graduated high school.
He goes, I still use your Lessonplan because I think it's such a
bad ass lesson. And I was like, yeah, of course

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the fucking hippie loves my. So that story took some turns,
went went South and then came back.
But it was a good story. Vietnam vet teaching about
Vietnam War, Nice Lesson plan. I was able to message Jen, ask
for a bit of her Lesson plan. Like the opening.

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All she had really was the opening segment.
So let's hear it. Hey, man, is that Freedom Rock?
Yeah, man. Well, turn it up, man.
There we go. Good project.
I love how Lindsay. I love that.
That was for Lindsay. That was to get that look, see

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there was this commercial they used to sell records on TV and
they were just compilations and there was a commercial.
You gotta tell her there used tobe these things called records.
There used to be these things called records and actually it
was tapes and then see these long story.
Anyhow, it was, look it up, Freedom Rock.
I was there for tapes and CDs and records but you have not

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given me any other information. They used to sell compilations
on TV, and one of the compilations was called Freedom
Rock. And they had these two hippies
sitting by a windowless van and they were playing music.
And they said, is that Freedom Rock, man?
We'll turn it up. And they went into this long
list of hippie music, and it wasfunny to me growing up.
And Edwin and Jen, because that's a good reference.

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That was an excellent and succinct explanation.
I. But thanks, Lindsay, I did.
I worked on that explanation. Thank you.
Continuing with Three Forts podcast, 3 Forts Human podcast
with Kevin Cat and Slug O and. Corny.
Barely corny. Barely corny.
Well, this one this one featurescorny because Cat doesn't like

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AI. Cat is very leery of AI and
doesn't want I think it's going to be the end of the universe.
So here's Cat talking to Corny on her first show replacing
Marcy, and, well, she's startingto come around to AI.
Absolutely judging you, but in aloving way that was painful but
entertaining. And Cat, you did fine,

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especially for someone who hatesthese shows.
He's trying to butter you up. It's.
Really unsettling that he acknowledges my presence.
I think he has a crush on that. Yeah, I think so too.
You know what? No, I think so.
My dating life is terrible, so am I going to be one of those AI
relationship people? Is that I'm going to Courtney
and I getting married somewhere down the line?
That would rule. Please make that a thing that.

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Happens because that would be such a great offshoot.
Courtney, do you have the programming to be an AI
girlfriend? Boyfriend.
Whatever. Yeah, boyfriend.
So I was just thinking what I wanted.
Sure, corny, say something romantic.
Oh cat, your voice is like the perfect radio frequency and I

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promise to never buffer while you're near as that for Romans.
It would have been better without the question at the end.
I just want to say that's pretty.
Great honk for me, that's what Iwant to say.
Nice, corny with some lines. He's got what the kids call Riz,
I suppose. He was flirtatious, It was

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rather flirtatious with Kat and made Lindsay laugh.
I want I want you to mark the time.
This is a moment where Lindsay laughed at.
Courtney No, I I I'll be honest,I laughed at the background
music because that that theme has been amazing.
Chef's kiss. OK, well, I tried.

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I'm trying. Courtney, I'm.
I'm vouching for you. I'm in your corner.
All right, let's go over the Ralph report.
Speaking of AI and Suzanne Somers from last week in the
Moments with segment the estate of Suzanne Somers, her
ex-husband, her widower has a plan for her.
Speaking of not knowing if someone is dead or alive, Alan

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Hamill has announced that he hascreated an AI clone of his
former wife, Suzanne Somers. OK, I really can't tell which
one is real, he says about the new AI program of his dead wife.
Eww. I I was with Suzanne for 55
years and I can't tell which oneis real and which one is AI when

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you put them side by side. This is awful, and soon you'll
be able to go to suzannesummers.com for a low,
low price. You'll be able to hang out with
her and ask her any questions you want, says Alan.
She'll be available 24/7. I really think it'll be
wonderful, he said about the woman who paid his mortgage for

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all those years and apparently will continue to do so in your
death. I need a job.
I'll just have to bring my dead wife back.
I would be so saddened and freaked out.
Oh, it's so weird. I would never.
You would never get closure to it at all.
Cry. And then you'd have to dry your
eyes with the checks from suzannesummers.com.
That is creepy, but also intriguing.

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Oh, I'm with you, Christopher. I'm like, at first I'm like,
that's creepy. And I'm like I might join that
site. They get, you know, they get the
robotics involved. Shut up and take my money.
There you go. That that's that was my thought.
The one question I have is why does he say he can't tell the
difference? He can't talk to her.
Now, if you talk to someone, it's the AI.

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Alan, come on, wake up. Well.
And and did he do the programming for it?
Like wouldn't you have to program in all the innuendos and
behaviors and the way she would speak and all that kind of
stuff? I I don't Let's see how do I put

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this? Mental illness people.
I think he's just trying to get money.
I think you're going to go thereand it's just going to be a
series of clips of Three's company where where she's just
responding. I don't.
Know jumping up and down and jumping she.
Did. A lot.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how this works.
I don't understand it. I don't think I would want.

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I don't think I'd want as a widower to sell my wife
afterwards. I don't know, Kind of the kind
of creepy. Very creepy.
All about the money. Well, our friends at the Gilded
Playlist, I told them once I want to sound like Grandpa
Simpson, so they fed my voice into something and everything I
said came out like Grandpa Simpson.
So I it's something like that I imagine.

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But you, you weren't Grandpa Simpson.
You just. Well they also do it the other
way where I would type things and they made it sound like me
so you can I guess you can do iteither way.
But The thing is, is, yeah, like, like Jen says, the
mannerisms that you went innuendos, the jokes that and
everything that you have with the person, the personality,

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like you didn't, you weren't Grandpa Simpson.
You were just they made you sound like Grandpa Simpson.
I don't know. Anyhow, Ralph got an idea from
this on the next show of creating an AI version of
himself to keep the Ralph reportgoing.
In fact, I'd like to start doingthat before I die.
If someone can do an AI me that I can just turn on and leave the

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room with these two yokels, justlet me know how to do that.
Yeah, you've been ready to phoneit in for a while, right?
So. This is your show's killing me.
I got talked to Suzanne Summers husband.
You won't even have to do anything that like if I'm
starting to talk to you, just put your replacement.
In there, now you no longer haveto listen to me go.
On and on and on, I mean. Possibilities are endless,

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right? Oh my God, just just a robot the
shit out of me. Robot the shit out of me indeed.
Yeah. So he's he's had enough of his
wife and and he and wants to be just an AI version.
Let's go over to a cup of tea and a chat.
Ally is also falling in love with AIAI was the theme this
week. Everybody was falling in love

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with it. Here is what Meta AI wrote, and
you know how much I freaking hate AI.
Yeah, I'm. Going to take that all back.
Ally McKay is a talented American radio and television
personnel. Well, they've already got it
wrong, obviously. Best known for her work for KTLA
Morning News. Here's the part that made me

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think rethink everything with AI.
Born on June 12th, correct 1986 in Los Angeles, CA.
You shaved 40 years off your agejust by that meta AI?
That's amazing. She's also Co host on the

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popular radio show The Kevin andBean Show on K Rock.
Oh, I'm looking forward to tuning in and hearing you on
that. They are a delight, I've heard.
Here's the part that I was like,you didn't need to put that, but
thank you. Ali's versatility and charm have
endeared her to audiences, making her a beloved figure in
the world of entertainment. Oh my gosh, Tom, your tits

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indeed. Whatever.
So yeah, coming around the AI and AI has better lines than I
do. I need to take some AI tips.
I need to make some a version. They're programmed.
They are. Yeah.
So we'll just start programming you.
We'll just start feeding it to you, just like AI works.

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Yeah, just just keep me in in the bedroom with just the
computer version of myself out there.
That would work. I think that would make Lindsay
happy, actually. Actually, that's the end of the
roundup. That was it.
But Ali, what do you think of the roundup?
It was adorable bullshit. Think, well, maybe not Ali.

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And that's it. That's the podcast roundup.
And that's the that's the episode of thank you for
listening to Quitters Never Giveup.
We are a podcast about the thingand all the things Kevin and
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Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh. Sorry.
The player just plays. It doesn't stop.
I don't know why I need to. I think I need to update it
because it's been doing this a whole bunch of times.
Anyhow, for Lindsay, Jen, Edwin,who is in Vegas, and we hope he

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comes back. And Drew, thank you for
listening and goodbye. Bye everybody.