Episode 211 - Stocktales

Our personal lord and savior Kevin Stockdale joins the boys to talk King-sized candy, the animals on the wheel that never got featured, the end of baseball, Eddie’s proposal, and Daylight Savingssssss!

Episode Transcript

(00:01):
Buenos Dias, dodgers. Buenos Dias, fanatico fanatico
fanatico fanatico. Buenos Dias.
There you go. Buenos Dias, people.

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OK. I would have thought that you of
all people would appreciate efforts to deconstruct the
colonialist, paternalistic, agrarian hierarchy that
disenfranchises the tanga de fino and erodes the natural
resources of our terror. Black ghost poop.
Don't be negative Mama mums you people.

(01:14):
Oh oh you bubble headed movie. Oh you should never know still
like savings time. Oh my back oh I founded your
radiator and broke a rib. William the Pain.
You're going to pull this truck over or someone's going to get
it right in the brains, You hearme?

(01:37):
All Halloween music, it is Halloween and nothing, nothing
is more horrible and horrifying than quitters.
Never give up. Unbelievable.
Halloween is here. I'm so excited.
It's. Scary.
Start repping for all of quitters.
Never give up. Check off Christopher.
Check off Jen Pastorini, check off Lindsay.

(01:59):
Hello Drew the great Ed Witt, ladies and gentlemen.
I love him so much because I said quitters never give up and
he said that's all they do. Yeah, it must be the season of
the witch. But where are the Halloween
houses anyway? I know it's not quite Halloween
yet. Got a long ways to go.
How come nobody's decorating their houses?
What happened this year anyway? But I will play some Halloween

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music. King size candy Getting king
size candy on Halloween Getting king size candy.
Hello, Marty. People, it is Quitters never
give up. I think it's episode 211.
We'll have a little bit more Rosa G later.
Let's go ahead and say hello to the Quitters.

(02:43):
Well, I'm Christopher. Never, and I mean never, trust a
dude named Chris. OK because of crisscrossed
applesauce. Imagine what he could do to you.
Didn't. Say hello to Drew.
He's like, where's the food? Oh my goodness me, I'm true.

(03:05):
What the hell? What you doing?
True. What?
What the hell? Yeah, What the hell?
You sent me this thing of a squirrel being fed by this
British. Couple.
Oh, yes, no, I remember. Now I remember.
OK, well, that's where that comes from.

(03:27):
I forget my own clips. I'm doing great.
It was a while ago. Long time clip sent there by you
Peggy. And say hello to Edwin.
And listener Eddie writes in. I just checked the website and
I've got $398 coming to me. Wow, that's awesome.
So you're welcome, Eddie. Have a little taste, have a

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little finder's feet. I think there's a finder's feet
a little bit. The drummer some.
How you doing, Edwin? Good day mates Ralph, I'll send
you a little taste later on. Really.
That didn't come out right. Yeah.
No, our our special guest will join us later.

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We're playing the day after the Dodgers won the World Series.
Those three clips at the very beginning, those were all for
Edwin. Edwin really wants to really is
happy that the Dodgers won. I am too, even though I don't
really follow baseball, but if Iwere to pick a team, Dodgers
would be my team. If Christopher would watch a
baseball game, it would be the Dodgers folks.

(04:30):
Yeah. That's high price that that's as
high as he goes I. Mean I, I, I'm normally like
this at this time of year, I'm normally it's over, it's over.
We got no more baseball, no moremore in baseball until next
year. We can.
Start having fun again. But you know, this, this series

(04:52):
is pretty exciting. I think the, the highlights I
saw all the, the weird plays, the, the ball getting stuck
underneath the padding, the 18 inning game, the 18 inning
games. I, I, I turned on notifications
because a group of my friends were watching the game, Edwin
and Mike and Jody and Steve wereall watching the game.

(05:12):
And, and so I would chime in every now and then so I, I'd
know what was going on. And the game started at like 4
or five. And then I got the final notice
at like midnight that that game was over.
And I, I thought something went wrong, something went sideways.
Let's introduce our special guest coming here from the
archive too. Much information is Man Stop

(05:39):
Damn 1612 one. No, it's our friend Kevin.
Stop Damn from the Kevin and be the archive.
Corporate may not know about him.
No, no, no. But he archives every second of
every Kevin Bean show. God bless.
Kevin and his family. That's right.
It's Kevin Stockdale joining us in place of Jen.
She's on the Simon. How you doing, Kevin?

(05:59):
Everybody. Hey everybody.
Thank you for coming on. I dug up our old theme that we
that I did when you were on. That was pretty, pretty good.
To go back to that, let's go ahead and start with your
segment. Hello and welcome to a very
special flashback because I'm going to introduce you now.

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Let's have a look at this. Just play the intro.
Human faced lamb in heaven, Giant Japanese jellyfish,

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Russian dog girl, renegade kangaroo, The smiling dog, the
tweeting Ugandan gorillas, Percythe albino squirrel, the
Japanese attack bear, the rock throwing elephant.
I don't know if any of you guys followed me on Twitter at the
time, but many years back I usedto actually look up all the

(07:05):
other stories on the wheel that were never, you know, and I
would post links on Twitter so people could read what the hell
the other stories were about. And they were all legit stories.
But anyway, it was fun. So I remember dog girl, dog
girl, Russian dog girl. Yeah, she she grew up as a feral
child and was raised by dogs or wolves.

(07:27):
And she was very woof, woof. OK, what was Piggy Smalls about?
That's what I always wanted to know.
Piggy Smalls was the pig that was bought by Ariana Grande and
Pete Davison. That was the name of the pig
that they got all of these stories, man, Did they?

(07:49):
Ever do that one? I remember it was on the wheel
for a long time. I don't think they ever did.
They never did because I don't remember the the real background
on that. I don't think there was much.
I mean, Ariana Grande got a pig and Pete Davidson and then they
broke up in my custody thing. They they got bacon, someone got

(08:09):
bacon and someone got pork chops.
I saw bacon custody at the troop.
By the way, the. Troop has so many great shows
over the years, I know. All right, Kevin, you got
another clip. Let's see here.
I wanted to play some snippets from Kevin Ryder back on K Rock
and some from Kevin and Sluggo. Hello.

(08:34):
Hello. Yeah.
Is this Klo S Is this Klo S? Yes.
Phone. Number.
Yeah, I just checked that we want to win the the tickets.
I'm just checking to see if thiswas the number.
All right, I hope you win. Good luck.
Nope. Sorry.
That's not supposed to happen yet.
It's 106.7 K Rock KROQ. It is Kevin Ryder, and Megan

(08:57):
Holiday is Kevin Ryder in the afternoon.
Forgot my name. Kayla was Hey Rock.
Hello. God damn it, Kevin.
You don't know what radio station you work for, right?
He's still figuring it out. I can't figure.
It we'll give him time. That is Joe Klein Alley, Chef

(09:18):
JRE Klein Alley. Hang on hold, please.
Going through the official Coachella.
A flip flop, A pair of pants. Oh, it is.
Listen, we can do without the. Yeah, we saw.
Yeah, that's all on me. That's my bad.
Those are few few of the many, many things I like to capture
when I do my editing anytime he goes up.

(09:39):
I don't know if you guys remember but maybe 10 or 12
years ago I had been collecting every time being inhaled loud
and. Microphone.
And I made like a 3 minute superedit of that, you know, as you
guys and especially being I justlove sound bites and I make
notes in my head. So I'm like, oh, I got to ask

(09:59):
being where that came from on his podcast.
And, and I forget and then it's gone.
But he's got some great stuff still.
And I don't know where he gets it, but I've, I've pulled these
from the past, you know, I guessjust since he's been on and he
still manages to screw up and start the promo and talk at the

(10:20):
same time. Or I love it when he forgets the
call letters. And now that he's back on
another round, he's got to make sure he gets a call out of the
ride again, which is always destined to fail.
Yeah, he's our hero. He's still got it.
Let me leave a, you know, and somebody on the Facebook group,

(10:44):
I think it was the social club, KNB Social Club mentioned, and I
still haven't gone to dig it up,but about the time that Kevin
was making a phone call when themic was on during the song.
Did any of you guys hear that earlier this year?
Yeah, I heard. I heard it after.
The fact someone posted it on the one of those pages, so yeah.
OK, well I never pulled it but Ihave all the raw audio still and

(11:08):
I have all of the Kevin and Sluggo raw audio and I have
going back to 2017 all the Kevinand Bean show raw audio is just
because it all still fits on onelittle hard drive here.
So if I mistake make a mistake or if I missed something and
something you say, oh I was on the show on such and such date,
why didn't you post my interview?

(11:29):
I can go back and do that, but other than this instance hasn't
happened. Let me play some Kevin and
Sluggo screw ups. Kalos Hello Kevin, I need your
solution about problem with my car.
Hold on. Oh, this is hold on a second.
I'll put you on hold on the telephone and you can speak with

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Kevin. Just hold, person.
Yeah, hold on. This is, you know, phones work
that way. You have to put.
People on hold sometimes just. For a minute.
That's Sam, the Armenian comedian.
Oh, I see. He's got.
A song. Four days.
Kalos. Hello, I got into a sold out
that you're by putting my in your mouth.

(12:13):
That got you into Taylor Swift, did it.
So that's why I actually had it.I think that's that's on us.
Is that us? That's on us.
Are we on? We'll take care of that.
Dead Air is this radio? Sorry about that. 95.5 Frank

(12:37):
JLOS Southern California Rock Station.
You stop it, Dad. You, boy.
You stop it. I'm trying to talk.
I went to the world's largest pecan because my former partner
demanded it. Yeah, he loves that stuff.
Twice. Twice.
Had to go back twice. Here's the interesting fact
about that. Yeah.
It's not a pecan. Of course not.

(12:58):
It was cement. It was a cement in the shape of
a pecan. So I would yell at him.
It's not a pecan. I mean, how is this the world's
largest pecan? It's not a pecan.
And what did he say? I don't know, I don't remember.
I mean, I ended up going twice, so clearly, God, where is it?
Clearly. Check up Seguin, TX.

(13:19):
What the hell are you doing out there?
How do I know that? Yeah, you should not.
Nobody should know that. That's not the right one.
It's not the right one that the.Others they have, but we'll get
it. Let us get this.
You stay where you are. You sit there and enjoy while we
hit this that always. Happens with that coke.

(13:42):
I run it out here for about halfthe show.

(14:07):
Yeah, so listen are. We on the air.
Listen, other people would turn off their microphone during a
song. Other people.
Yeah. The lesser show as a bonus.
Yeah, We'll be a little behind the scenes, please.
Let's get the listeners A glimpse into, you know, how this
how this really works. So Stu is talking about a moon
pie. Yeah.

(14:27):
And then I started talking aboutdrinking a Diet Coke and how the
machine gets out about every 30 seconds like once a month to,
you know, get get your ass in here and get those, get them
Diet Cokes in there. Raven needs this poison in a
can. I need my moon bars.
Listen, things happen. What are you going to do?
I don't. Know get paid.

(14:49):
Your chance to play the hoop. Sorry, that's my bad.
Sorry about that. Anyway, there's just a sample of
of the mark that Kevin Ryder left on KLOS and he was doing
the show with Sluggo. We also heard Stu there and I
always liked Stu and I, I did get to go up and watch them

(15:12):
August before they were fired. So maybe it was a year before
they were fired. And it was very cool to see the
studio and to see it happen in real time and to watch Sluggo
edit the callers because they record everybody.
They don't have anybody to screen them, so they got to
record them and making sure theybeep out stuff.
But I wanted to meet Stu and he wasn't around or he was already

(15:33):
gone by that time, but I still hear his voice over work on
Toyota commercials on TV. And I digress.
But Kevin is magic and we all know that and we all cherish
that. And why he's in the Hall of
Fame. Hall of Fame 2 * 2 Hall of Fame.

(15:55):
He's he's in my Hall of Fame. Not that I have really any any
sway or anything, but as far as I'm concerned, I'd.
Like to see the Kevin Stockdale Hall of Fame put?
All you guys in there in the first first class.
Nice. And the ladies that are in in
absentia today, where's the where's Lindsay?

(16:17):
She ran off with the koala. Yeah, she is a romantic.
No, she went to on a vacation toAustralia.
That must suck. Right, I used to live there.
She's actually been one of the she's in the town I lived in.
So it's have fun. How long did you live there,
Drew? About 3-4 years.

(16:38):
I did. I did most of my university time
there. We told her to bring back a
wanted poster of Drew. Yeah, there's many.
So if people are interested theycan go to the Kevin Bean archive
and click on the audio link and there are some folders in the
audio page that have just hundreds of snippets.
I figure I'd have to do the math, but I know the one I was

(17:01):
pouring through the other day and I I didn't even tap into any
of the Kevin and Bean goof UPS from Kevin.
Mostly there being I have a folder of Beans goof UPS too but
the the folder I was looking at had 488 little snippets like
that and there were two or threeothers that had a few 100 so.

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And there's some that aren't there.
We, Edwin and I were trying to find the kale is fish.
Christopher's like I need the kale is fish and I type kale
nothing there. So some things, they're not
labeled that way, but we eventually find them.
I I don't necessarily catch every little thing that ends up
to become something that lives on forever and talked about

(17:42):
forever. And the other thing is that
people ask all the time for thisor that.
And it's something that was, youknow, it came up during a, a
showbiz beat. Yeah.
What's happening? And so in the in the later years
of my archiving, I used to try to pull as many, you know,
standalone stories or, or instances as I could.

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But there are, you know, there'sa decade more before that that
has thousands and thousands of showbiz beats.
And you know, there's probably all sorts of gyms sitting in
there as well, but. I meant it.
I meant it as there's so much out there there's that we we
still have to find them organically.
So the, the what is kale of fish?

(18:26):
We found that what a month ago, Edwin, it was like on a, it was
on an opener where Kevin just said it randomly and they, they
answered him. They said, no, it's a, what was
it? Lincoln Park was coming on in
studio and they, because LincolnPark are all vegetarians.
They're like, we're going to have like kale in the studio

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and, and vegetables and, and Kevin just stopped and said,
what is kale fish? And then Ralph answered him and
nobody said anything. Bean was on vacation and Edwin
and I were sitting there the whole week waiting for them to
do the moment with and they never did it because it never
was an official moment. It was just something that Bean
would sprinkle in every every now and then and it just became

(19:13):
something to live on for later. Yeah, that was that was an
oversight on their part, not making that into a moment with.
Yeah, this whole podcast, everything that we do can't
exist without you, Kevin. We, you are our Lord and Savior,
as we say, our own personal Lordand Savior.

(19:33):
Well, that's very kind of you and I appreciate that.
And it, it, it, it boggles my mind sometime to think how I
used to do this for six years before I even put it on a
website. You know, I just didn't cuz I
just didn't like to, you know, listen to commercials and I
hated to Fast forward on, you know, my Minidisc player when I
go on walks or whatever. So I just started editing.

(19:55):
It was, you know, around 2000 maybe where I had my first
editing software. So I would just do that.
And I've probably told the storysomeplace before, but I would
burn C DS, 80 minutes of clips or interviews or segments, and I
would have my wife and I would drive to see friends in Arizona
and we'd listen to one or two C DS.
And then it's like, that's enough.

(20:16):
I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore.
I just need quiet. But so I did did that.
And then eventually she said, why don't you put it up for
other people? You know, I'm like, people are
going to think I'm weird. They're going to think I'm a
nerd, you know, 7th grade me, you know, thinking there.
But I got over it. And I don't know if you guys

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remember Skimbo who did the the daily recap on a blog.
Oh yeah. And so he brought he brought it
up. So that's how I got my first
people to visit the site. But it was in December, not too
long after I started the site, that psycho Mike had been
Googling himself and then found the site and that went from
there. And I think the thing that

(20:57):
really caught them and they featured another thing that I
did for, you know, for extra credit, I pulled all the Tammy
Heidi references, Bean says. Oh, Tammy Heidi is coming in on
or Kat Koritz riding in on the on the spine of skateboard made
out of the spine of Tammy Heidi.And, you know, I don't have a
whole lot of them, but, you know, just so funny.

(21:19):
With with them doing the, the new podcast three quarter human
with the Kevin Sluggo and Kat. Now you have to send those into
them because that that is something they could talk about
for another hour or. So I will, I will send those to
Kevin. I got his e-mail address.
That is a great idea. Just going to pull up real quick

(21:41):
here and see how many Tammy Heidi's there are.
Oh, those were great. I remember those live, and I
think that's the first time I heard your name.
They're like this guy, Kevin Stockdale.
He knows more about our shore than us.
They. Would play your Tammy Heidi
stuff. Oh that'd be great.
Those are fantastic. Oh, yeah, let me just, I won't

(22:02):
play them just for the sake of time.
But Bean assumed Tammy Heidi wasjust on vacation.
OK Bean says Cat Corbett shot Tammy Heidi out of a cannon on
New Year's Eve. Bean says Cat Corbett stole the
head of Tammy Heidi. He's.
Bean says Cat has a skateboard made of the spine of Tammy Tammy
Heidi, one of my favorites. Bean says Cat has nothing bad to

(22:24):
say about Tammy Heidi Bean. Bean says Cat has pieces of
Tammy Heidi stuck in the grill of her car.
Bean says Cat has the skull of Heidi and Tammy Heidi has a
necklace. Bean is says Cat is beating the
hell out of Tammy Heidi Tammy Heidi pinata.
A couple more here. Bean is says Cat is giving away

(22:46):
Tammy Heidi voodoo dolls. Bean says Cat was seen flying a
kite made of Tammy Heidi's skin.Only.
Bean says Cat's wearing a shirt with Tammy Heidi's name
scratched out and says he's she's finally back on big.
Bean says Tammy, Heidi is not in.

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Cat is filling in for. OK, so anyway, you get the idea.
Those are those are the ones I did manage to capture.
There may may have been more, but you know, that's one of
those things where I can look atthe dates when this happened and
go back to the the final showbizbeat before they introduced, you
know, what's coming up after theend of the show and then I can
go from there. But.
No. OK, so let's for people

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listening, why was being making those jokes?
Where did those jokes come from?Well, that's a real good
question. And now you're going to put me
on the spot. I think he was just being, as
usual, kind of Dick self and wanted to be kind of mean and
funny at the same time. And I'll have to look at the
dates and see which one came first and see if that might have

(23:50):
been the the origin story, so tospeak of it.
Please play that first one because the best thing about
being being a Dick is the reaction from the other people.
Yeah. Oh yeah.
OK, let's see here. You know, I ran into Kat Corbin,
who's coming up next. I ran into her in the parking
lot of Carrot the other day. She still had pieces of Tammy
Heidi in the grill of her car. I mean, it was really sad to see

(24:11):
her showing up for work like that.
Oh and she's got some what? She's got some fire snakes.
Also blink 182. His memory says he needs the
knife because he hit the thing and stuck in the grill.
I do Cat Corpus up next with 40 minutes non-stop K rock.
I heard she stole Tammy Heidi's head out of the wax.
Museum over the weekend it was. Very sad.

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I don't know why Cat thinks thatkind of behavior is necessary,
but that's what she did. Cat is next, I hope, with 40
minutes on stop Carock, including the Postal Service.
Also rise against Allison chains, rocking tours.
Metallica. You never can tell who's going
to walk through the door, Ralph.It might be Cat.
I hope it's Cat. It's always Cat.
I guess we'll find out right after this.

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I heard it's Freddie Snakeskin 40 minutes nonstop care rock
music coming up next. You know, I ran into cat queer
in the hall. If you discussed she was there's
always room for Jlo. Thank you.
She was trying to legally get the letters T, AM and I removed
from the alphabet. That's how ugly it's got now.
Biculous. She does have 40 minutes

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nonstop. K Rock neck.
Somewhere in a Filipino sweatshop.
Tammy Heidi is furiously stitching together your
Halloween caster right now. Isn't that kind of sad to think
about? Osboro Next, The Best Rd.,
Lincoln Park and more with Cat Corbett coming up on K Rock.
There you go. I forgot about that one and I
didn't. I must have been mislabeled
because I didn't realize that's what that was.
That's gold. That was.

(25:37):
Nice. So yeah, I'll put a little
package together and I'll send it to Kevin and Sluggo and see
if they could have at it with with with Kat on their podcast.
Kat's great on the podcast. Marcy and Kat are really good.
I really like Marcy and I'm sad that, you know, I need to
remember to record a show. I record Sluggo's show and
Kevin's show. I never get around when I when I

(26:00):
pieced together all of the Sluggo during his three hours,
the total is 4 or 5 minutes. You know, he's not doing any
segments or anything. He's just, you know, back
announcing, front announcing andstuff.
So I'm I'm sorry, Marcy's gone. I'll have to record her up up
north, but she just started following me on Instagram.
Like that's weird because I don't have any Instagram Kevin

(26:20):
Bean archive presence on Instagram.
Lucky. I'll let you know where it takes
us. Nice, I would love to hear her
morning show. I couldn't find it and I think
I'm commented on something on Facebook and didn't get anywhere
but if you if I can find it I would love to listen to it.
I'll share one once I do my research.

(26:42):
Thank you, Kevin, but let me do the podcast roundup.
Here we go. Oh my gosh, nailed it.
You get it. And when you want her to promote

(27:03):
your podcast, we got it. Hello too.
Happy goodbye to the Blue Yankee.
Podcast. Good.
Speaking the cat. OK, so let's start off this

(27:25):
roundup with the cup of tea and a chat with the Ally and Bean.
Bean is moving, as we know. We've all this 16th move this
year or something, I don't know.He keeps moving all around
England. So a lot of the shows are kind
of he. They crammed in a bunch of shows
for this week, last week, and then they had one show where he

(27:45):
came back. So let me play this where their
personal minutiae was getting a little thin.
I guess they're running out of things to talk about.
I run a tight ship over here. Right?
I know you do. Yeah.
I sense that there is never a time that your home is not
visitor ready. The only things that aren't, I

(28:06):
would say 24/7. There could always be more
dusting and always be more vacuuming in my world.
So. But other than that, yeah,
everything has its place for sure.
It's very tough to stay ahead ofthe dust.
Where does all that dust come from, by the way?
Great question being because literally after you dust, how is
it dusty again? What are we doing?

(28:27):
Yeah. How is it dusty?
What is this is sounds like a dumb question, but I mean,
serious. I mean, I assume some of it
comes off the human body as you walk by, you know, you're skin
is shedding cells and things like that.
But how does so much dust createin the air, in the atmosphere,
inside your home? People pay for this podcast.

(28:47):
Just want to draw the question there.
Just want to put that up. Yeah, so they ran out of things
to talk about basically during that last couple episodes.
Dust talk. Yeah, when you get down to dust,
you're pretty much out. Yeah, it's it's that whole.
What was that Seinfeld thing about a button or something at

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the very end of the show, anyhow.
No. What?
How did Seinfeld end? I'd never watched it, but I
heard that there was a repeat. We'll cut this out.
This was bad. This is a moment with Chris.
Let's go over. So he triumphantly came back on
Saturday questionable about whether his Internet would be
there. He's building a whole
infrastructure in England just for the show, basically.

(29:30):
Let's hear how his Internet sounded.
Well, unfortunately now I've given you yet another hint that
will enable you to one day find our house.
So I should have lied and said no, no, no, we're practicing in
Scotland, yes. What?
Turn around. Don't even come at me like that.
OK, How echoey am I in this basically empty room with lots
of wood paneling? I am not hearing an echo really

(29:53):
at all. I think this is great.
So you are in your home right now, the home that I, if you
would have said Allie scale and one to 10.
Does Bean have no Internet? I would say 2424 out of 10,
right. Yeah.
OK. I was a doubting Thomas.
You were positive you were 100% and more as you proved anyway
that the Internet was not going to work.
Well, this is still the temporary Internet.

(30:14):
But look, I'm delighted that it's working and I will at some
point if this is still working in a week, in two weeks, in
three weeks, I will wonder why I'm spending thousands of pounds
to try to get the other Internet.
If this works, fine. But let's see how it goes.
Let's just play with it and see how it goes.
But so far so good. Knock on wood.
Hey, how dare you? So maybe he overpaid, I think

(30:34):
you know the 10s of thousands just to put Internet in the
countryside. Not sure.
OK so it was Halloween when he moved.
So of course what was being doing Halloween?
The quitters never give up. Microphones were there as trick
or treaters came by his house. Trick or treat?
Trick or treat? What kind of a chump do you take

(30:56):
me for? Now, you kids, get out of here
and let me alone. Will you let me get my rest it?
Is trick or treat. So you're supposed to give us
some free candy, Maybe even money?
But I'll give you a punch in themouth.
That's what I'll give you. Now, you delinquents, get out of
here. I'll get out of here.
Let me alone. Bean wasn't very Holiday spirit
Bean. Bean a little different than

(31:20):
turning the lights off and lyingdown I I would say all right
let's go over to not today not today Eddie Pence described his
proposal to Tracy. He basically proposed to her on
stage at the Improv, had her sitin on a joke, and this is how it
went. How it.
All planned out. I'm going to propose to her at
the end. I'm going to at the end of that,
I'm going to call you up on stage and I'm going to tell you

(31:41):
a joke. And see, she's not drunk, she
doesn't drink, she's not drunk. She makes you a lot.
And she was supposed to be a knock knock joke where I go
knock knock who's there and justinstead of instead of her saying
who's there, she goes come in like just fucking up the.
Knock knock joke by. Just being like, hi, come in,
whatever. And so and then it gets to the
point where I'm like knock, knock.
And then she finally is supposedto say I say after like the

(32:03):
third time, say who's there, right?
And then I'll do the knock knockjoke.
And it was like, will, will, whowill you marry me?
And I pull out the fucking wedding, right?
Like that's, that was the joke. And so I get I, I get through
the set. I'm like, fuck, God, I thank God
all these jokes are hitting. Oh my God, this is so cool.
All these jokes are hitting. And I get to the point where I
call I hey, I want you to just meet my wife.
She's not really like that. And she comes up on stage and

(32:26):
she's trying to act drunk like she was.
And I do the thing and she's not, I don't know because she
hadn't been on stage in a minuteor whatever, but she did not,
she did not know how to end the joke after we'd rehearsed it.
Before. Oh no, I.
Went up right. Oh no, She was Will ferrelling
you. She was.
Kind of will ferrelling me like I.
Just. Will Ferrell, John C Reilly were

(32:47):
like the big. Would.
End Yeah, just keep like I was like knock, knock.
I was like I was do it 2 times and I then the third time go
who's there? Fuck it up twice.
And the third time go, who's there?
So by the third time comes around, she's like, you know
what? Hello.
Yeah. Come like she's still playing.
I'm like. And then so I start doing, I
start going just do the job. Like I'm fucking screaming at
her on stage and I'm like, oh, you.

(33:08):
Know just say who's there that's.
So funny. And if you see the video, I'll
post the video on the Patreon like you can see me going just.
Fucking say who's there so I cansay, just say who's there.
And she finally goes, who's there?
And then I go, will will who will you marry me?
And I, I drop down to 1 and go will you marry me like that?
And then it fucking the only standing ovation I've ever

(33:30):
gotten in my life. And it worked out and she was
fucking on. She cried.
Yeah, she. Didn't even say I do.
She just grabbed the ring and put it on.
She's like. So you don't even know if
you're. Legally in there.
Legally, she never said yes. She just took the ring.
So legally, Eddie Pence is a single man.
That's what Pence is single. All right, Yeah, There it is.

(33:55):
So it almost went sideways, but brought it back in.
Brought it back. Let's go over to Kevin in the
afternoon. They brought up scary movies
that you saw when you were too young.
Hi, I'm telling you about the Scary Movie.
Yes. What scary movie did you see too
young? Well, it wasn't me.
My husband at A7, he went with his 17 year old sister to see

(34:16):
The Shining in the movie theaterand he talked about that nearly
his whole life. Wow, how?
Far he was from The Shining at age 7.
At age 7. Yeah, that'll do it.
That'll screw you up. Yeah.
In the movie theater, too. Crazy.
Yeah, that is. Yep.
The Shining at age 7. I saw it when I was 5 in the

(34:38):
theater. No, try again.
That's not even that. Hey, you know, that's not that's
nothing. 7 You're old enough. You're too old for The Shining.
Gotta go on to The Exorcist. Kevin, do you like scary movies?
I love them. My favorite genre of scary
movies is inbred cannibalistic hillbillies.
Nice. The Hells have eyes.
The Hells have eyes too. Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

(35:02):
Yeah. Love that.
Love that. U-turn U-turn was one of the
more modern ones. I remember that one.
I think at the time rented U-turn 1 and I think someplace I
read that they made a whole bunch like, you know, a sad
little franchise of them, which I'm willing to see.
And I realize I'm a a few few episodes back on Saw.

(35:23):
I used to go see Saw every time it opened on Halloween in the
theaters, but no time for that anymore.
Too much anything to do? Yeah, SAW is what it's like.
SAW 10 now. I think they had at least 10.
I lost count. Yeah, I I started like I I
really like the saw the first two or three and then the 4th

(35:44):
one. I was like, wait, how does this
tie back to the original guy? This is the week before this
happened. It it got too confusing for me.
I just enjoyed the journey. I just didn't try to put to the
put the, you know, the big picture together.
Another one I enjoyed was hostile.
Oh OK, so you like the like the torture stuff?
I like scary stuff too. I want to say it was it Jeepers

(36:09):
Creepers? Anybody see that?
One. Yep, yeah, that's a good one.
I like. That one, I mean, I'm not just
into torture. But you know.
I like science fiction and I andI like, you know, comedy, but
science fiction and horror, my favorites.
My little girls started getting into scary movies.
We saw weapons scared her and then I put on Shining, but it

(36:30):
would the weapons in scare as much as shining and I didn't
think they were that scared of the shining.
I was like, I saw this movie when I was a kid.
It's it's a cool movie to watch and I thought they would be
bored because it's it's much of it's a slower pace than the
modern horror Movies Now and it just builds for a long time.
They were terrified. They said that movie you put on

(36:51):
the other day of the shining scared me and I was I was very
shocked by that. Still holds up for the kids.
All right, let's move on to baseball.
We were talking about that a little earlier.
Kevin had Mama mugs on and she'stalking about the 18 inning
game. The question everybody asked was
at what point in the game did she go get Chinese food?

(37:13):
Let's find out. Hello, Mama mugs.
Hi, Kevin. I'm so excited.
Did you watch that? All of it.
Every single one. No one else was awake in the
house while Jonathan wasn't here, so I always said I was
screaming my head off. They probably heard me in Dodger
Stadium. I love it.

(37:34):
The reason that I'm asking you that question is because you
were at the World Series in 1988when Kirk Gibson hit the home
run and you left early. No, no bar, I taught.
Me a lesson for good. That is insane.
So she stayed up the whole night, watched that thing up
until midnight. She's devoted now and she's no
longer leaving early. Kind of a let down.

(37:56):
Also, I want a podcast with her and Kat's mom.
Can we can we make that happen? That that would be too much?
I don't think that should happen.
I agree with you. There's like 2 storms gliding
into the perfect storm. The perfect storm.
You're exactly right. Perfect.
OK, let's stay on with Kevin. He had a special promotion.

(38:16):
You know, baseball has its promotions and I think I can get
down with this one. Let's talk World Series, shall
we? In the heart of Little Tokyo,
there's one name that echoes louder than any other Shohei
Otani. I thought yelling thank you
Shohei was a strange move, but with every home run hit, the

(38:38):
shots keep coming. Every single, oh, free shots
every time he hits a home run. All right, I'm in.
It's the game night special offered on the House at Farbar
on 1st St. What about just like on a base
hit? That's good, too.
Maybe we could have a Zima. They went through 14 bottles

(39:03):
during game four of the NLCS. What a night.
I think maybe all bars in Southern California should give
out free shots when anyone hits a home run.
I agree, Kevin. This is what'll bring baseball
back. I will.
Yeah, I will go to all 675 gamesof the season.

(39:24):
I think that's that's you drinking at the game.
The shots. That's great.
Yes, exactly. Just watching 7 TV's trying to
figure out who got the home run.That'd be perfect.
All right, let's go on to the 3/4 Human podcast since
Lindsay's here with Kevin, Sluggo, and Cat.
Cat was bringing up, well, the DJs get together, they hang out,

(39:49):
they party, they they do things together.
And this is one night where her,Kevin and a bunch of other K
Rock people were hanging out. Kevin, remember the last time
you, me and Striker went? Drinking.
With Chip and Ally. Oh no, that wasn't that night
when I wait. What?
Oh no, was that the projectile vomiting?

(40:13):
Projectile. Vomiting.
Yes, one of the most embarrassing things that's
happened to me, but I'm not surethat's the one Cat's talking
about. I mean, there was a night that
we went out to celebrate and we went to Allie Mckay's place, her
bar that she likes, and she knows people and I've never been
there and I don't know anyone. So I can usually handle my

(40:37):
alcohol. You.
Definitely send out some interesting texts, but yeah, for
the most part. Sure, but this particular time
they were friends of hers at this bar and I don't know what
happened, but there was just instantaneous fire hose of
vomit. I don't, I I don't know why I

(41:01):
didn't feel it coming on. It just happened and it was in
the bar with that her friends knew.
And then like, I was like, Oh no, this is the worst thing
ever. They're going to Ali's going to
be so embarrassed of me. I can't believe.
And it happened again probably four or five times.
I would have. Remembered that I wouldn't care.

(41:21):
I would have remembered that forsure.
Fire hose would projectile if I'm in displaying it the true by
the way. But anyhow, the quitters never
give up microphones. No they, no they.
Were not no, no, no. Yeah, OK.

(41:42):
They weren't there can. I can ioffer some timeline here.
I've got a couple clips on the site.
Kevin vomited for 20 seconds straight.
That was in December 2015. And then Kevin shares details
about the volume of vomit he hadwhile he was out sick from 2018.
I even have a vomit montage, butwe'll we'll leave that for

(42:04):
people to explore on their own. All right, staying with 3/4
human, the Jacques Chirac call is a historic moment in the
Kevin and Bean show and it's talked about a lot.
But this time around they gave us a little bit of the behind
the scenes in terms of, well, how they got on the phone with
him. Right.
And then? She just let you through.

(42:25):
I'm still trying to figure out how you got to him.
The first person that answered the phone transferred us to like
his secretary or something, and we thought the call was over.
So we were like, all right, we got to go and that was funny,
haha. And let's get the the studio set

(42:46):
up for Chris Rock, who was thereto do an interview.
And we started moving chairs anddifferent things.
And Bean was in his house, and he had a Direct Line from the
phone. And he said, Kevin, did you hang
up the phone? And I said, yeah.
And then I looked and I hadn't, It was locked, so you have to
unlock it before you hang. And the receptionist came back

(43:08):
on and we were like, and she said, yeah, oh, he's just right
here now. The president's just right here.
And we were just horrified because, like, is our government
gonna? Are we in?
Are we breaking laws? What's happening?
And we talked to him for 10 minutes or 12 minutes, and then

(43:29):
they told us that it never happened.
We can't reference it. We can't cut any clips of it and
play it. We can do none of that.
It doesn't happen. And then allegedly, a lawyer
representing Jerry Lewis allegedly called and they came

(43:50):
up with some kind of a settlement where we would give,
like, I don't know, 50 grand to his charity.
Wow. So that he wouldn't sue.
Now, I didn't talk to any of these people.
I don't know if that's true, butI do know that we made a hefty
donation. So Kevin's greatest moments come

(44:11):
from hanging up on people and not hanging up on people.
That's amazing to me. Learns the gamut.
Yeah, I always thought they, I always remembered that they got
through and then they just got transferred over.
But apparently they tried to hang up and they never.
They just stayed on the line. The several segments I have

(44:32):
about this on my website, I don't think any of those, you
know, they, they kind of did the, you know, the Monday
morning quarterbacking about it and they never mentioned that
part of it about the hang up andnot hang up.
And since I've spent my life in college radio and I know phone
patches, phone hybrids, I know you want to lock that call so

(44:53):
you don't accidentally hang up on it and then you have to press
it again to release it and then you can hang up.
So it just a happy accident thatturned into history, Big history
and big problems. Well, I, I, I look back on it
fondly. I know that they went through a
lot of problems. I know I remember Edwin as being
about getting into problems and being had a funny answer where

(45:15):
he said I'm sure you like, I'm sure it's what did he what did
Bean say? Here's another moment for
Lindsay. He said I enjoyed it.
He said something like, well, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Yeah, because he he was getting called in by his boss anyhow.
Well, that's the roundup for titthis week, Allie.
What did you think? I'm going to go have a lay down.

(45:36):
Goodnight. I don't none of this matters.
Thanks, Allie. OK, now it is time for the week
that was with Edwin. Press the button, my friend.
Send me back into time. Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he's
a funny man. Edwin's funny pretty much every
time. Funny, funny man.
There's another shit one to me. It's a new How could this have

(46:03):
gotten on the air in 2014? 31st of October.
Oh, come on, Kevin. Oh, interesting.
Nothing. There nothing there indeed or
was there? We'll find out.
I'm doing the week that was October 27th at 31st 2014.

(46:27):
Let's start off with the openingmontage from Monday, a very
special montage. Let's find out why.
Hello folks, this cook deliciouswith that music one O 3 I'm
rocking you all into the cold frosty night.

(46:49):
Well, morning now, if you don't mind.
I would begin at the beginning. It's a new day.
Let's get going. 123456. Shut up when I'm talking to you.
Shut up when I'm talking to you.Shut up.

(47:09):
No man. I'm going to get high tonight
though. I'm going to get very high
tonight. Kevin and Bean Kevin and Bean,
They're just a lot of fun. Kevin and Bean.
Kevin and Bean, Doctor. Doctors on the run is that.

(47:31):
So he doesn't. Are you a regular Duck fan?
You watch all the time him. See what's left with the world
today, man, Can you believe that?
You are way behind your mind. Come on, wake up and now can I
ask you a quick, quick question?How how many years do you think
it takes to? To succeed in show business.
Our feature presentation all allthe years.
I'm going to do a pause here. Kevin, do you know what all

(47:54):
those clips have in common? I think they're all part of
intros that I asked for from being on my birthdays.
That's right. Every year on Kevin Stockdale's
birthday, he asked them to play a bunch of clips and that's what
it was. Let's pick up.
That open, by the way, featured all audio clips by requests from
my friend Kevin at Kevin B Archive in honor of his birthday

(48:15):
this week. How about that?
Very nice. Once a year he writes to me and
he says, for all the thousands of hours I spent with you
chuckleheads, could you do this one favor for me?
Could I request some clips for the open?
And I'm happy to do that for him.
So he if for folks who don't know, the Kevin Bean Archive has
been around for what since aboutthe mid 2000s sometime probably.
And he puts up the whole show every day, every break, as

(48:38):
opposed to, you know, our podcast, which cuts some, some
stuff out for time. And he he puts the whole thing
up. But it's a tremendous resource
that we have often used here on the show.
It's great. Sometimes we don't have it.
So we go, ah, let's contact him,see if he's got it.
Exactly. And he does.
Yep. And what's really great is if
you don't know the date of when something happened, like you're
hey, I wonder what it was like when Trent Reznor was on Kevin

(48:59):
to beat you. Go to his site, boom, type in
Trent Reznor. There it is.
I mean, that's that's what whereit becomes a phenomenal
resource. So he does a better job than we
do here at K Rock, that's for sure.
He does and Kevin, you're the only reason we could do this
show. So thank you I'm.
Happy to have done it and continue to do it.
It's not as much content anymorewith the 25 minutes of Kevin

(49:20):
Ryder on K Rock, but I'm, I'm, I'm certainly happy to continue
sharing that. It's still really good.
What are your thoughts on I keepforgetting everybody's name
right now, Megan. Megan Holiday.
I love Megan Holiday. I would love to get an isolated
clip of her laugh because it's just so joyous and.

(49:42):
Right. And I have been posting on
Twitter and on the Kevin and Bean social media or social
club, the hashtag Kevin and Megan, trying to see if that
will gain any steam because I, you know, anybody is going to be
better if they have a partner. I remember the first chunk of
the Ralph report when he was by himself and like, this is slow.

(50:04):
And then you brought Eddie and I'm like, oh, this guy should
stay. He should do it.
And, you know, eight years later, it's all history.
So yeah, when Kevin first came on K Rock and like, other than
the novelty of him being back and starting on April Fool's
Day, it was a little rough. But he he found himself and

(50:24):
started playing the those, you know, the different segments he
used to do with Kevin and Sluggo.
But once Megan started sitting in there an, you know, taking
those calls and stuff, I think it's very, very cool.
Yeah, and she's been great. I like that direction all.
Right. Let's pick back up with the week
that was we have in 2014. The Seahawks weren't doing that

(50:45):
great, and I think it kind of put Bean into a little bit of a
tailspin here. I feel like Bean, for three
weeks in a row said football wasdead to him.
I believe that's what he said. Yes, Football is dead to me.
I don't know it anymore. Don't ever call me again.
Yeah, that last four minutes of yesterday's game did pretty much
save the season for the Seahawks.
But I want to talk to you, Andrew, about what the saddest

(51:07):
team of the week is, because there are so many possibilities.
Yeah, that's not the name being that did give him a nice laugh
though. I think Ralph said later on, Can
you imagine what the jerseys would look like?
Hey. Oh, you might have heard Kevin.
He was kind of surprised. Let's I amplified his little
laugh here. He's got a little bit of a

(51:29):
muttly going there. Let's move on.
We had a couple of Celebrity Beth deaths, Celebrity Beths and
of course being does his touching sound effect tribute.
Let's look at some of the other showbiz news.
Sad news. People are dying left and right
in show business. Like legendary Cream bass player
Jack Bruce passed away the age of 71 years old over the

(51:51):
weekend. Cream, of course, one of the
legendary rock trios of all time.
Jack Bruce was their bass player.
Ginger Baker was the legendary drummer for that band and the
guy on guitar. I don't know whatever happened
to him, but his name was Eric Clapton.
He fell by the wayside shortly after that band disbanded.
Marcia Strassmann passed away over the weekend as well.

(52:12):
She was Mrs. Kotter on the TV series Welcome Back Kotter.
She played Gabe Kaplan's wife onthat show.
A. Couple of deaths slightened the
mood by the video game sound effects.
That's Pac-Man and Donkey Kong for those of you out there that
care. Now, in later years, being

(52:33):
doesn't e-mail everybody about daylight saving time.
Let's check back into 2014, see if he still cared.
Daylight savings time. You should know better.
Hey, when is it starting already?
Oh, there's is that this weekend?
Yeah, I think it is. I think it's Sunday Light
savings time saving the freakingtweets and then the emails are
going out. e-mail blasts are going out.
The sky writing. This is my busy time of year,

(52:56):
you guys. This is this is my busy time of
year. When I try to get people to use
the correct word, he gets up on his soapbox and really takes
swipes at like the New York Times and National Geographic
this morning. Kevin, you should know better,
you people. Some Venus.
He's Doctor Smith from Lost in Space.

(53:17):
Oh, you bubble headed movie. Oh, you should know better.
Still like savings time. Oh my back.
Oh, I smelled a radiator and broke a rib.
Oh, William saving. But let me ask you guys this
question and this is a sincere question and try to divorce
yourself from me for a moment and just take your wish.

(53:39):
Answer the question on its on its face, which is should the
New York Times? And by the way, I haven't seen
evidence that they've used it incorrectly this year.
But should the New York Times and National Geographic and
other publications that have editors know which word is
correct and which one isn't whenthey publish it?
Probably, Yeah, I agree. That's all.
I think it's misused enough thatthey're just going to add that
general usage. General usage.

(54:00):
They're just going to add it to the dictionary and you're just
going to have to shut up. I I do not abide.
Dean's a day like savings, asshole savings.
Oh, major whisk. Real earth pain it being.
You are absolutely right, it is indeed.

(54:21):
Daylight saving. Time.
Thank you. So I say daylight saving time.
You should. When other people say daylight
savings time, I shut the fuck upbecause it doesn't affect me in
any way. What a refreshing attitude Sir.
You guys, you lost me at the endthere.
Yeah, I love that. Because of the Lost in Space
reference, I wish Lindsay was here so I could ask if she ever

(54:42):
heard of Lost in Space. Oh, they did a.
Reboot with your kids. And then they did another reboot
after that. So we that should be a yes.
They had it on two seasons on Netflix and it was much more
high tech and and modern and it was I, I really enjoyed it.
I watched it with my wife and she she enjoyed it and she
doesn't like a lot of things. So for it to get her passed,

(55:02):
that's, that's high praise. On me TVI have watched the Lost
in Space and it's a little bit too simple and slow.
Dame Derwell Robinson. I was going to say I've, I've
tried to troll Bean a little bitover the years since I've been
messaging him, you know, fairly regularly on WhatsApp.
And when it comes down to the spring or the fall, I, I talk

(55:23):
about daylights, saving time. Yeah.
I think for the most part he just ignores me because he knows
I'm trolling him. Yeah, the other day he talked
about the time change, so I was thinking of emailing him.
You can't change time, you can change the clock, you can't
change time. Christopher thought it was a
little bit too pedantic, so I didn't do it.

(55:44):
I, I don't know, I told you to sell standard.
That was all. But what I was going to say is
the, the intro I've used that part of Ralph making the, the,
the sorry, my kids, the lost in space reference, but there's two
parts to it. He did one on the Ralph report
the same week. So if you listen to the intro,

(56:04):
you'll see that there's it's split together.
I merged those two together. Little little thing I was hoping
Edwin would catch, but he didn't.
Oh OK, I'll re listen to it and I'll call in our own show, OK.
Nice. OK, so after mocking being for
that, this is how Ralph ended that showbiz report which I
thought was funny. I admit that I am pushing a

(56:25):
boulder uphill. I admit that.
But I think it's important work well pushing a mountain uphill.
I hope the boulder starts rolling backwards sometime soon.
Today's celebrity birthday Dennis Fron is 70 years old.
Today, Bruce Jenners celebrates his 65th birthday.

(56:46):
Annie Pot is 62. Bill Gate is 59.
Lauren Hollies is 51. Andy Richter's is 48.
Julia Robert is 47 years old today.
Singer Ben Harper's is 45. Joaquin Phoenix is 40 years old,
Matt Myth, Doctor Who is 32 years old today, and Frank

(57:07):
Ocean's celebrates his 27th. You got a lot of emails on the
way. Oh, boy.
I'm Ralph Garwin. I walk.
The show Biz Beach. How good was that?
That was the greatness of live radio.
Ralph just came up with that to Bug Bean.
It was amazing. Well done, Ralph.
There are so many great little things that happen and I rarely
listen to any of it anymore. I I spent probably 13 or 14

(57:31):
years listening to old shows as I lay to go to sleep.
I started when we had to put oneof our great Danes down and I
didn't want to lay in bed and just start thinking about our
dog. So I started listening and
letting that happen and I usually fall asleep in 5 or 10
minutes. And finally I got to the point
where I don't really need to worry about charging my earbuds
and lose them in the bed sheets and stuff.

(57:51):
I so I don't listen anymore, just go to sleep.
But I would go through and listen to, you know, each month,
each year and I got through maybe 3 full years.
But you know, it's so wonderful.What you guys do is you pull
stuff that, you know, when, whenthere's too many choices and you
guys do the, the, do the what's the word?

(58:11):
I'm looking for you, You curate,you make the, the, the
flashbacks wonderful. So kudos.
Yeah, we're not just ripping offanother shell we're curating
guys. Remember that listening?
No, but that's the fun. Me and Christopher have noticed
that because what I listen to itthe entire show, not clips.

(58:32):
And you find things you forgot about.
There's little bits here and there that are just hilarious.
So yeah, it's a lot of fun to listen to the old stuff.
And where can you find that old stuff?
Where can you find those old shows?
That's a Kevin and Bean archive.Oh, and who runs that?
Kevin Stockdale. GAIL, go there.

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Contribute to him too, by the way.
Yeah, those. Those once in a while when I
feel guilty, I'll I'll send themsome dope.
Those monthly $40 invoices startthat up and so I'll try to
remember to ask more than every 5 or so years like I have been.
So appreciate the support. Let's move on that whole month,

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Mug said. I'm not going to screw up on
Rocktober anymore, he said. You could fire me on the spot if
I do. Now let's pick up.
I believe this was the Wednesdayshow.
Let's see how we did. Morning, everybody.
Brand new Kevin De Bean show. It is Tuesday.
It is the 28th of Rocktober. You're a rude guy.
I'm trying very hard and you're being rude.

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It's bad manners. What?
What was that? It was supposed to be Rocky.
I bet it was mugs. Oh my God.
He was bringing up Rocktober andhe accidentally settled on
Rocky. How about that, Ladies and
gentlemen? It happened.
Is it done? My bugs, I'm out.

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See ya. Don't let that take it easy.
This is so great. This is so great.
And we have the tape and it was his idea and he volunteered and
he can't accuse us of making it up or being unfair.
I feel like while he was walkingout, he was expecting us to go.
No, no. How old is the Japanese girl

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that we're going to hire to replace him?
How old is she right now, do youthink?
What? I don't even understand the
question. How old the Japanese girl that
we're going to replace him with?How old is she, do you think?
Is she? Just a quick back story on that
being was having back trouble, so he was on a lot of meds.
So he kept saying things that just stopped the room and this
was one of them. Like Japanese girl, what the
heck's going on? It was very entertaining for me

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though, so let's pick back up. Is she 20?
Is she 30? How old is she?
I don't know. I just assume.
I just assume that's what we're going to do.
Well, I'd say, you know, 25 seems pretty good.
OK, 25. Fantastic.
This is such great news. Today's going to be the best day
ever. He pulled up ROCK and it pulled
up a Rocky clip. Yeah.

(01:01:01):
That's a sting because he remembered.
Yep. And yet he screwed up.
And I don't look it up. I just, I just pushed the button
after and everything that was his, that was his guarantee,
right? So you don't have to worry about
that. I'm going to take this burden
away from you, Kevin. It's on me now.
Yep. And if I screw up, I'm fired.
And I accept your scorn. And I agree with it on the spot.

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He said repeatedly on the spot you didn't actually fire him.
I think you have to. Well, we didn't have to.
He knew. This is like the guy who knows
he screwed up and he just comes in and cleans out his desk and
leaves the keys on on the desk and walks out.
He doesn't even. He doesn't have to officially be
fired. This is falling on your own
sword. That's right.
Exactly. All right, all right.
Do we have time for a jerk? There's time for everything

(01:01:41):
today. Today is a we should do a party
machine today. We're so happy.
Yeah, it was a very funny day because Bear Mug was hanging
around and Ralph would say get out of here, you're fired.
So sometimes Kevin would do thisstuff and not let Bear Mug do
it. It was a very, very good bit
that they did. I remember when they started
that, that whole month they weretrying to catch him and very fun

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stuff. And then that was the last we
ever heard of Beer Mug, right? He was gone.
Yeah. Never heard.
Have you heard from again? Yeah, it was on Kim, living on
the streets, passed out. We've actually run into him.
He's he's doing OK. He's still living with his mom,
watching the Dodgers game. So he's, he's all right.
He landed on his feet, sort of. It's weird that Thursday opened.

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This was October 30th. October 31st was Halloween, so I
expected that, you know, a real killer opening on Friday, but
the Thursday one was better so Ibrought that one in.
Hi fellow Halloweenies, did I scarely dare you?
If you don't mind, I would beginat the beginning.
It's a new day, let's get going 123456.

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Halloween costumes are supposed to be scary.
How is a Dalmatian scary? They can bite you.
And nine times out of 10, they go right for the groin.
Where are the vampires and monsters and ghosts?
Elmo Aladdin? Jenny McCarthy.
I don't even know what these things are.

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Tulare County in California has passed a law barring sex
offenders from decorating their homes and handing out candy to
children on Halloween. Kids are a little bummed out
because you know those guys havethe best candy.
Beaded weirdos. I don't do Halloween.
Certainly glad we all decided tocelebrate Halloween.
Last time I had this much fun I was pinned down in the foxhole

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by the North Koreans. And now give me some chocolate,
I will cut you our feature presentation.
That's the spirit of Halloween. Right there.
Yeah. A lot of those Simpsons clips
were ones I sent to Bean, and I'd love that one where he says
last time I had this much fun, Iwas in a foxhole in North Korea.
That's from Freaks and Geeks. A great show, kids.
You should go listen to it. Good one.

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I thought you were gonna play the one where Mr. Burns gives a
warning and says put down your circus whiskey.
I did love that one too, but I thought the Thursday one was
even better. That was a good one.
And besides, I didn't send that to bean, so screw that clip.
What? Oh man, I was gonna ask you for
that clip. Now what do we all wonder about
when any holiday comes around? What's Rosa G going to do?

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So Kevin and Beam are waiting. Is there going to be a Halloween
song? And they got Rosa G on the show.
Hey guys. Oh my gosh, it's so cool to talk
to you. I'm such a fan of you.
We. Are so excited about your song.
I have to tell you that we wouldcome in it was almost like every
day we would come in and just we'd all just got to be sad just
kind of be bopping around the city going is it up yet?

(01:04:42):
No, it's not up yet. Then we just have to check 20
minutes later. How about now?
Is the video up yet? No, because we knew it was
coming. Tell us about putting together
your Halloween song this year. Yeah.
So, you know, like, big candy bar is like a Unicorn Halloween,
it's super rare. And I was like, that's what it's
what everybody wants. So I was like, and you make fun
of something else that is just not pumpkins or, you know, that

(01:05:03):
stuff. I was like candy, candy and king
size candy just came to my head and I was like king size candy
and it just came out like how itstarts so with the hook and
then, you know, with the hook you have, OK, then I want to
write whatever in the verse. So that's how it came out
actually. All right, Kevin, let's let's
hear a little bit of the Halloween King size candy song.

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What do you think? Unbelievable.
Halloween is here. I'm so.
Excited and scary. Start, Start, start, start.
King size stand again. King size stand, King size stand
again King size stand, King sizestand.
King size stand check the date Halloween is here I gotta

(01:05:50):
regulate my costume look I'll like Dallas buyers cat knees
early y'all know I'm on firefight when the global and
people like if you give me king size I'll be back all night cup
so many flavors I can count big big butterfingers yeah I'm about
them. Haters get so mad because they
can stop it. It ain't Chico tea and if you
ain't got a ha ha, mess around. I'm a catcher, but if I see Nick

(01:06:14):
wafers, I So I'm in the party early in the night, fill my
candy bath. That's not a problem.
I got another bat. I'm busing running laps on the
schools. Hit the house twice is rosages

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rule. Get my candy.
You don't have a chance. I'll send you to the sea.
SpongeBob SquarePants like Chuckis from the Flake.
I'll run them up. Fun size has me like yeah,
racing to brush dots and apples.If you give me these, you're
just and want my sneakers. Ricas, Kit Kats and twigs.
Food M&M's, Pop Rocks and Nerds in the mix.
Young homeless Eve. You know that sound?

(01:06:56):
Candy crunch. Food, candy.
Crunch by the pound. Like crunch, crunch, crunch.
Talking crunch, crunch, crunch. Get it?
We love Rosa Jean here now maybeI know Christopher, you were
looking for Kevin. You'll probably have something
to say about this is she scrubbed everything and you just
can't find her stuff anymore. Well, I did some research the

(01:07:18):
other night and I found I guess it's not really her YouTube
channel or it might be somebody else who posted her stuff and
it's got other things on there. They're not like, you know, Rosa
G stuff, but it definitely has king size candy and there's some
other YouTube sites and when I posted or shared them in the in
Twitter and on Twitter and the Kevin means social club, I just

(01:07:42):
taken a couple of times they played them.
I think 1 was from when she was in the studio or on the phone
with them. And I tried to make them as
clean as possible, but you know,those knuckleheads had to he had
to talk over. Let me play the very end of the
interview, Warrior. She seemed to be a really big
fan of Kevin and Bean too, because the couple of times she

(01:08:05):
was on, she was like really excited, very complimentary to
them. So let's play the end of that
interview. There's never a time when you're
not looking ahead to see what the next holiday is at this
point because you know now your fans are expecting something,
right? Yes, yes, I'm already starting
to think about. It is it Thanksgiving?
Yes. Christmas.
Are you doing all of them? I think so I think that it would

(01:08:26):
be cool to actually do all of them and and see and all the
holiday have a holiday album. Rosa G Holiday.
Album I like I love it. I love it.
Well, again, you can see the video on the Kevin I mean
Facebook page and if you just ifyou can't remember that just
Rosa G just type in Rosa G and all of our videos that come up.
You're doing great work and we were so excited when the video
dropped a couple days ago and we're so happy to have you back

(01:08:46):
on. Thank you, Carla.
That's amazing and you guys are so inspiring and are extremely
funny and I love your show. It's amazing and fantastic.
You don't have to lie, we already like you.
We like you too, Rosa G We feel the same way.
Yeah, it gave me an idea, talking about her.
I'm going to find whatever I canfind in terms of her channel,

(01:09:08):
and then I'm going to go to the Wayback Machine and see if I can
find some of that original stuff.
Oh, interesting. Let's end this boat with the
last showbiz beat and let's see how Beer Mug did.
He got kind of fired, but he seemed to be back.
It's confusing, but let's see how he did towards the end of
the week. And now.

(01:09:38):
Hey, guys, every time you play Halloween Spooks, your mug keeps
his job another day. Our feature presentation, 31st
of October. Oh, come on, Kevin.
Interesting. Nothing there about that.
How about that? Well, do it again.
Doesn't help. Do it again.

(01:09:59):
Come on. That's never.
Yeah, we never say the date out of the gate.
I looked over Colossal Fail. I looked over being in.
Both machines were completely off.
The power was turned off. Why you just beer bug?
Yes. So I pointed to him.

(01:10:21):
I was like, hey, want to turn those on?
Mugs? Why on earth would the machines
be off? You know that we use those every
minute of every show. That's so cute that you think he
has some kind of explanation. I was dealing.
I want to hear it. I was dealing with him musical
music log issue and I my attention, my attention was too
much on that, I guess. But in 30 minutes you never

(01:10:41):
noticed they were off. You know, they're correct to the
side. They're to the side.
So they're they're they're they're it's hard to see.
I'm going to suggest again that this is leaving nowhere.
You know, air beer mug. You know the answer, and the
answer is a name. The answer was a name.
It was Beer mug indeed. And that is it for the week that
was. Sir, what did you think about

(01:11:02):
all the clips I played? This is on him.
He's doing a terrible job of this song.
Terrible job. It's just painful.
It's a it's a death. March a death March.
You should have seen the stuff Icut out, Bean.
Anyway, back to you, Steve. Now, I said when I well, I
thought you were going to followup with the whole segment where
he comes back, where he doesn't leave Beer mug.

(01:11:24):
Beer mug doesn't get fired. I thought that was hilarious
too. But I guess there's only only so
much we can carry, right? All right, well, I think this is
the end of the show, right? Yay.
Yay. Thank you for.
Having me appreciate it. It's a lot of fun to hang with
you guys. Yes, thanks Kevin for everything

(01:11:45):
the. Ladies weren't here.
Yeah, of course. Guys, Mike, anyhow, this has
been the Quitters Never Give Up podcast about the thing and all
the things. Kevin and Bean.
Thank you, Kevin Stockdale for joining us, filling in for Jen,
who's on assignment for Drew, Edwin and Lindsay who's in the
Outback doing a walkabout. Good day, mate, and all that

(01:12:05):
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Bye everybody. Goodbye mates.

(01:12:26):
Dad, on you. We're taking a shower.
But from outside her window, shesaw beans.
Eyeballs, Eyeballs. Eyeballs, Eyeballs.
Creepy. Want your shirt back?
No, I don't want my shirt back. I don't want goggles.
I don't want a shirt. I hardly want pants.

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Sometimes you have to look deathright in the face and say I'm
going to sing. What you'd say death walked in
here? That's how you conquer death.
I'm gonna sing. I'm gonna dance.
You don't scare me, Grim Reaper.It makes things a little easier.
You know, especially for a guy like me that you know, all I did

(01:13:12):
to the was bring in, you know, apiece of fucking pencil to the
project to get an A. But I got an A and here we are
back-to-back champs Dhabi. That's right, Enrique, three
time World Series champion back-to-back.
Love your nipples. Yeah, hi, I'm a Raiders fan.

(01:13:36):
Umm, what do wings taste like?