Episode 212 - Detective Harry Hole

Buckshots in eyes, Momma Mugs goes back and forth, Ralph's rattle, Wet Leg, Taylor rage, Facetiming with a dog, and kids are stupid!

Episode Transcript

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Even fucking around, they're just like.
Blah blah blah. I love you.

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We're never, ever, ever. Can we go back to, would you
like to take that back immediately?
What is the next invention that you have for the young people?

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Well, along with the Funky Chicken, the Breakdown and push
and pull and Funky Penguin, the kids came up with another one.
It's called. Quitters never give up.
Yeah, Down, get out. Down.
Go ahead. Repping for all of quitters.
Never give up. Check off Christopher, Check

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off. Jen Pastorini.
Check off Lindsay. Hello, Drew, The great Edwin,
ladies and gentlemen. I love him so much because I
said quitters never give up. And he said.
That's. All they do.
The teabaggers seem to be all inon my wife killing me at some
point lately. Have you noticed the theme?
I have noticed and I don't support nor not support.

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But. You also can't blame.
Her a lot of party people it is quitters never give up Episode 2
something 222 is it 211-2212? I'm just guessing we'll we'll
fix it in post. OK, let's have a look at the.
We got more funky. Robot

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I found this on TikTok. I follow this channel called
Fuck Your Algorithm, and they play like jazz, funk and punk
rock, all of it. And that's James.
Yeah, that's James Earl Jones introducing Rufus Thomas.
Wow, that's cool. Yeah, it's super amazing.

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Yeah, he sent me that picture. James Earl Jones was a cool M
effort man. Yeah, he had this tweed jacket
on. He had this cool beard.
He's got that voice. Yeah.
I wish I was James Earl Jones. Is he still alive?
I think so. Is he?
No, James. Earl Jones passed away a few
years ago. September 9th, 2024, just a year

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ago. RIP James Earl Jones, but cool
ass motherfucker. All right, let's go ahead and
say hello to the quitters. Let's say hello to Lindsay.
No, no, no, no. Oh, actually, Lindsay's still on
the assignment over in Australia.

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Good day, mate. Is that Pippa?
That's Pippa. Nice.
Well, let's say hello to the quitters that are here.
That's little Jen. I just look back at the stuff 25
and 27 year old Jen did and I'm like, I don't know how I escaped
natural selection. That's right, we're glad you
got. I hear that.

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Hi party people. What's up, Jen?
Nothing. Let's say hello to Edwin.
I just had a conversation with some of the other day about the
smelliest guests we ever had on the Kevin and Bean show.
His name was Edwin. That's right, Stinky Edwin.
Good day mates, I took a shower since then so you guys don't

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have to worry about that. We'll hear more about that story
a little later, and I'm Christopher.
Oh, they're all the lesser. All I know is Chris.
Thanks, Ralph. Thanks for knowing me.
Let's go ahead and say do the flashback with Jen.
Hello and welcome to a very special.
Flashback because. I'm going to introduce you NAD

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flashbacks and now flashbacks. Let's have a look at this.
Just play the intro all. Right.
This is brought to you by Christopher.
One O 6.7 K rock is KROQ and it is 23 minutes after 6.

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Thanks for tuning in to Kevin and Ben Show on a Thursday.
Here's a story back in the news that I had kind of forgotten
about and did not expect it would rear its ugly head.
Listen up. Well, it's been almost 5.
Years since Dick Cheney, former vice president of the United
States, shot Texas Attorney Harry Whittington.
By the way, just as a side note.That may be one of the.
Best thing that's ever happened in my life.

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Absolutely. Sitting vice president shooting
a dude in the. Head.
Yes, that's awesome. In the face and chest, and he's
refusing to apologize to this day.
The Washington Post revealed some previously unknown details
today about how serious the injuries were.
Whittington spent a week in the ICU and had a collapsed lung,
and 30 pieces of lead are still lodged in his face and chest.

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After the incident, the White House blamed Whittington for the
accident, saying he didn't follow hunting protocol because
he didn't announce his presence to Cheney.
Because of this, Whittington actually apologized to Shooter
as. Soon as he got out the hospital,
the Post asked Whittington if Cheney ever apologized to him.
His response was quote, I'm not going to go into that.

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Wow. How about that?
By the way, I who knew that buttshots lodged that many different
places in your body and stayed there.
Well, I didn't because I, you know, I don't hunt.
But didn't that guy come out andapologize to Dick Cheney?
That's what he said in the story.
Yeah, he did. Well, we have more questions
about this than ever before. So let's let's bring the vice

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president on, shall we? Dick?
Dick. Dick, Dick, Dick.
Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick. Dick, Dick.
Hi, Dick. So just just saying hello, just
haven't spoken with you in a long time, Sir, how you been?
Great. I I see that your former boss,
President George W Bush, is verymuch enjoying his retirement.

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Being low key, not being out there on the campaign trail,
just being able to be a regular guy.
Have you had the same experiencesince you left office?
No, because I don't spend my days playing with Legos.
Well, adult who does things. I see.
OK, well, it's good to have you on.
But the story that is now back on the news, as you just heard,
Sir, is Dick Whittington. Your friend who you shot in the

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face is basically saying five years on you still have never
called him up just to apologize for for doing that.
Well, he should have let me knowhe was there.
Right. But in the end you you shot him
in the face. I didn't shoot him in the end.
No, I'm saying at the at the endof the story, I'm just saying
that was he wearing an orange vest?
No, he wasn't. No, he was wearing a pheasant

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costume. He was.
Not. Wearing a pheasant costume.
Which I found confusing. That's just not true.
He was dressed as a bear. Or a monkey he.
Looked same to me. But look, even if he was at
fault technically, even if it was an accident, it doesn't hurt
to say, wow, I'm really sorry I shot you, Does it?

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Just to make the guy feel better.
No harm, no foul. There was harm.
But harm. He still has buckshot in his
body to this day. Yeah, so.
He was in the hospital for. We need the iron in your diet.
Right, but not in the form of bullets.
What? It's just.
It wouldn't hurt you to say what's going on there.

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All right, Mailman surprised me.You can't just have said he was
dropping off the mail. He should have said something.
He. Should let you know he's coming.
That's right. Wow, you have to identify
yourself. There's the rules of hunting.
OK, but just like with the mailman coming to your house,
you have to expect there are other people in the woods when
you go hunting. That's something you need to be
aware of. There's not a lot of people in
the woods. First of all.

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That's why we have cities. That's where people live, and
animals live in the woods, right?
I thought I was shooting animalsright?
But you shot. A dude in the.
Face if I shot him in the city then I'd say yeah my bad.
But he was in the woods all. Right.
What if it's not my bad but justI'm sorry that whole thing
happened? Sorry for what?
Then he got shot in the face. I'm saying you don't even have

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to take responsibility. You can just say I'm sorry it
happened. The whole thing was weird and it
it must have been strange for you.
You know what? If I'm not sorry it happened,
what if it was fun? Do you like shooting him in the
face? It's go out of my way to do it,
but it's kind of funny afterwards.
It does say that he was a long time friend, is that true?
No, no, I never know this guy. OK, Your name is Dick I.

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Don't know, I thought it was. Maybe I'm wrong about it.
Whittington. Yeah, Dick Whittington.
Dick, that's Don Draper, isn't it?
Dick Whitman, Sorry, surprised you watch Mad Men I.
Love Mad Men, a good old date when you could bone your
secretary and get drunk at work.Now it's boring.
Women's rights and minorities and stuff.
Wow. So, boy, he's a little looser

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with the tongue now that he's not in office, isn't he?
Dick Whittington isn't. He's got his face.
He does? Yeah.
What? They got a lung.
He's got a lung. They got a collapsed lung when
he was in intensive care. Whatever.
It'd be pretty serious. That's really painful.
I've. Got no heart and I've been
living for 20 years. That's true.
You can bitching about one lung.Couldn't you take one root loop,

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1% of the responsibility just for not being aware where the
others were in your hunting party?
Now who are you shooting? At sorry the maid got here
cleaning my house well. Why would you shoot at her?
But she surprised me. She got to say, hey, I'm here.
She. Doesn't have a schedule.
She's not supposed to be there on this day, no.
Don't keep the schedule Latina to.
Shoot. People Latina schedule keeper.

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But. The hell.
So you. Can keep track of them anyway.
You're not going to apologize. You just did it.
It was one of those things that it was fun.
So it's much like the Iraq war. Why scare the hell out of me?
What? Why scare the hell out of me?
Carrying the laundry in the room.
Well, you you shouldn't have a loaded gun near you if you're

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that trigger hat I. Got to put a bell on her or
something. I can hear her coming.
Women one time they're not talking is when they.
Should be. You're with me, fellows.
We're not with you at all. Those are the best.

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When they did the Dick Cheney bits.
Oh man. I didn't even know he was still
alive. I thought Dick Cheney and Keith
Richards would be the last things left on Earth.
Still, I mean, he lived without a heart for what, 20 years?
That's pretty crazy. Yeah.
Didn't one, there was one time where he had like 7 heart
attacks like in a three month period or something.

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But. Didn't he get a bunch of heart
replacements? He got a a heart replacement.
Yeah, he got a a heart transplant.
He got himself on that list bumped up somehow.
Yeah. Because he was young and needed
a heart transplant. He needed a heart.
Period. All right, we got some more.

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Wait, didn't they do a Dick Cheney and the coach of the
Patriots, Bill Belichick? Yes, yeah, that was really
Ralph. Was really good at doing those
those jerk voices. And then I think most of it was
silence because they were just do little grunts, right.
All right, go ahead, Jen. Next one.

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Got an all new beans death corner for you coming up next
year on the Kevin Bean Show. I'm going to be honest and tell
you that I was a little bit surprised by the news I heard
coming out of the blue this weekend that Dick Cheney had
received a new heart. Now, who knew Dick Cheney was
still alive for? First of all, yeah.
And second of all. Really, they're giving hearts
out now to guys in their 70s. Yeah, a little surprised, but.
That's one of the things about that being, is that people over

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the age of 65 have much, much, much less success with with
Heart justice. Look, I watch House.
I know how these things work. If they've got a 70 and then Mr.
Cheney's case, he's 71 years old.
If they've got him on a table, then they got a 25 year old over
there who needs a new heart. Usually the 25 year old gets it.
I can't believe that it got to him.
But maybe, you know, maybe he's powerful.
Maybe he got a little bit of an advantage because he's, you

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know, Dick Cheney. He had a heart transplant on
Saturday after 5 heart attacks over the past 25 years.
Five times his heart, said FU. He won't die.
He won't. Die Well, we wanted to find out
more about this, so I believe wehave Mr. Cheney on the phone.
Hit Steve Dick. Dick.
Dick, Dick, Dick Dick Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick.

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Dick, Mr. Vice President, how are you feeling, Sir?
So. It's Kevin and me here.
We were just asking how you're feeling after the surgery on
Saturday. Yeah, I feel good.
You do you feel good? OK, how did you get a new heart?
Did you hear what we were just saying?
That we thought there must be a waiting list of much younger
people who would probably be ahead of you.

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How did you jump the line? It was a a gift.
A gift from an unknown donor. Oh, is that right?
Yeah. What's going on?
Why are you? Shooting shotgun just went off
Sir. Why do you have a shotgun in the
hospital? That's how I got a gift from.

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You just helped yourself after that.
I see what you're saying. There it was.
Heart hunting season. You're very, very quiet.
I'm hunting for a new heart. You are not doing comedy.
That's my Elmer Fudd. I like it.
So 5 heart attacks and you're already in your 70s.
At some point, are you just going to get give up and go

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toward the light? Well, first of all, I'm not
going toward the light if I go, that's true.
That light is flames. But I was leaving the doctor's
office and he said you need a new heart.
But we have nobody on the list, right, to give you 1.
And I was in the parking a lot of the hospital.

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Right. And I said this guy's got 1, he
was him. He said he wanted me to have it.
So they put the heart in. But the problem is that
apparently he was a good guy or something because his heart
keeps trying to escape. Oh.
You mean? Your body's rejecting it.
Because. The heart's rejecting my body.
Oh. I see.

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I see. You OK?
Oh no, Mr. Cheney. Jack, this is good news, by the
way. What happened?
What happened? Get back in there, you little
bastard. I'll show him what were.
You were dead. How did you fire a weapon?
When you were dead. The will to kill my friend will

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to kill. That's what it is.
How often does that happen? I mean, is that something you're
worried about? I'm not.
Am I worried about my heart jumping out of my body?
No. I'm looking forward to it.
I'm. Just saying.
I'm just saying it. Here we go.
Oh no. Hey, I scared the crap out of
you, didn't I? That's not heart the pussy.

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Your hearts a pussy. Oh, don't kill me, all right,
I'll go back in your body. Well.
You're a 71 year old man that's had heart trouble your whole
life. It's got to be a difficult job.
For that heart. I don't think that's the
problem. No, I think it's.
I think it's the darkness. You're an evil bastard.
I. Think it's the darkness in
there. I think it's the the demons,

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sure. Chanting at all hours of the
night, sure. It's going to take some getting
used to for the. Heart.
I believe I'm just. Surprised that the heart is able
to get out through the Darth Vader suit.
That's the thing that gets me. I'm I'm looking forward to
getting back to Transylvania, however, and getting back into
the earth that I was raised in and coming back better and
stronger than ever. No, please don't do that.
You got a lot of good things to look.
Forward to Mr. Vice President. Cheney in 2014.

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Oh, get out of the bed already with you.
Oh my God, that's hilarious. So he was 71.
That clips from 2012. Somebody else do the math?
2012, that's what, 14 years, right?

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Yeah. Till now 20/12/13 right?
2013, yeah. So he was like 84 something
years old. I thought he'd been forever.
I kind of think he is hibernating and we'll come back
like in 28 years as in his new form and.
He's like Doctor Who. He's going to regenerate.

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Yeah, more like Jeepers Creepers, you know, and just
take parts from other people. Right.
Yeah, it was funny. Ali brought up that that Dick
movie with Christian Bale and that was a good movie.
I thought. Yeah, that was.
A good movie. Yeah, and it's.
Supposed to be like a comedy, like a dark comedy.
Because I might watch it if that's the case.

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It, yeah, I mean it hung in sheet, huh?
More tongue in cheek, like it's funny that you've got to kind of
know you get it. Does that make sense?
I yeah, I kind of think someone like Ted Cruz would miss it
would be wouldn't get anything funny out of it.
But I think if you and if you have the view that this Kevin

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and Bean clip had of Dick Cheney, then you would kind of
get it like just the the guy shot somebody in the face and
the guy apologized to him. That's all you have to say.
Like, I don't know any anybody that that would happen.
That's not like a cartel drug Lord or something.
You know, it's just like, who does that?

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How does that happen? And then in the first clip they
had said he had broken whatever hunting protocol.
I don't know what that is. I've been hunting before, but I
have it in years. I don't know what that protocol
is. I think standing in front of
Dick Cheney is the protocol. Like, don't, don't stand in
front of Dick Cheney. Don't stand in front of Dick

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Cheney and say pull. Exactly.
Well, they were. They were pheasant hunting or
they were bird hunting. Yeah.
And so he shot him with birdshot, I imagine.
And I would think that somehow this guy got in front of the
fire line because they're supposed to all be facing one
way, Right. But I don't it just doesn't feel

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that it feels weird. It just yeah, especially if you
yeah, if you got if you were, ifyou're in a hunting party and
even if like you're new to it, the first thing you would
probably do is just stay in the back, like just not not getting
a line of fire. But who knows?
The guy got shot in the face, apologized to Dick Cheney and
his family for all the trauma that they caused for.

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Wasting his bugs. Yeah.
All right, that's the flashback.All right, let's start the
podcast roundup. Well, I mean you know the
saying, Art is in the boner of the beholder.
When you want her to pull out your.

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Podcast. I wonder if that was Dick Cheney
at the end of that clip, the shots going off.
I don't know, maybe, maybe. Anyhow, this is a podcast
roundup. We're going to start off with a
podcast. I don't normally cover one of
Edwin and I's favorites. How did this get made?
You know, it's going to be a sadnote because they were talking
about their producer, Avril Halley.

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She was the one that picked all the movies.
And that's a talent to pick a movie that's really bad and
gives them enough material to work with.
And, and it's interesting enoughfor them to watch.
So she passed away from breast cancer last week.
And there was a bit of a tributeon this week's How did this Get
made matinee. They watched a movie that was

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one of her favorites and they played this this montage that
she did. I want to play this one because
I just think it captures her ear.
When we were talking about the movie The Snowman, we talked
about this character Harry Hole.This one is just a mash up of

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people saying Harry Hole with a very straight face.
So enjoy one of Avril's signature mash ups.
Harry Hole? Harry Hole?
Her husband asked specifically for Inspector Hole.
This is Harry Hole's fun. Ah, great Harry Hole.
You can imagine Harry Hall. At least I could.

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I wanted to see who Harry Hall was.
Could you delve into your Harry hole?
And this Detective Harry Hole. The first thing that really
enticed me was the books and Yo Nesbo's Harry hole.
I started to introduce myself tothe books and to Yo Nesbo's

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Harry Hole. I mean, it doesn't get any
better than that. That always kills.
So I mean, maybe she wasn't partof the Kevin Nippean universe,
but she definitely had the same humor.
Right. She will definitely be missed,
so shout out to Avril Haley and RAP.
But let's get back into Jankytown.

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Jankytown was back this week. The Dave was talking about the
World Series, and when you know anything about the World Series,
World Series was his thing. Familiar with it?
Is that in Australia? Is that where what he's watching
right now? So isn't very many people are
talking about it anyhow. He had a different take where he
was going on. He was getting into the music

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that was inspired by the World Series.
So he starts off with these two influencers.
You know, I just thought I'd give you a quick recap of my
take on the World Series. Of course I was nervous, but as
I scrolled my social media, I came across these two twins.

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Las mil amores. Las mil amores.
I don't, I don't know what that name means.
Las mil amores. I mean, it's my loves, right?
Like my meal. I don't know what the meal
means. Anyways, that's besides the
point. These are these two twins and
they got me ready for game one. You're not like us.

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You're not like us. We're true.
Do the big bad Dodger Blue Blue Jays get a glue?
The Dodgers winning the series? Fool LA baby.
That's right. That's right, the Dodgers were
not ready for game one because they got their ass kicked.

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There's a lot there. First off, I mean Mila Morris, I
mean if we only had somebody that was Mexican on Janky Town,
that could translate that for us.
Yeah, fall in line. Kings.
It it's so weird because it was it.
I'm like, that's 1000 loves and that's kind of a popular saying.
And it was so simple that because he missed it, I was

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like, I need to make sure. I need to look it up.
I'm going to look it up. And I looked it up again.
I'm like, yeah, that's 1000 loves.
And it's kind of like when you say thanks, like Mila Morris,
thank you. Like, you know, throw it out
there. Yeah.
Dave had no clue. He was like, I don't know what
it means. Anyhow.

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So they are really bad. I don't know if they're twins
Like Ali and Bean would like to talk about Mexican twins or
cuatas. As we call them.
But they are so together, yet not together with the music.
It's amazing how they are so badat that.
I don't know. I don't even know how I wouldn't

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even know how I would do that asa as a musician.
I don't know how I would make something so off that way is it
boggles my mind. But anyhow, they have a big
YouTube channel. Sam, this is Santa Monica sent
him, sent them to me one time. I wanted to use them.
It's good to see that they're getting shout outs from

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Jankytown. But going back into the music
there was later, later on. Well, of course, that didn't
work and they lost the first game.
So of course, Mila Morris causedthem the first game.
But Jankytown went back later onin the series to Cypress Hill,
and they incorporated one of their tracks for the World
Series. Hit it, fellas.

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You know we don't take Facebook so pick that style.
Wicked LA with that mainframe isgoing insane.

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All right, look, look, look, look.
Cypress Hill, I love you. But that sounded like a song
that I would make. That sounded like one of my
Clipper songs. It sounded like I made a Clipper
song for the Dodgers in the World Series.
Remember when I did those where I just kind of took the song and
made a song based on a team or an event and then sand Dog, like

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did he record that on a phone? And then they just sit in the
audio and they're like, Yep, that sounds good, let's put that
on social media, let's release that.
That's good. I, I mean, in, in Cypress Hill's
defense, I mean, it was played underneath a bunch of highlights
and you can hear the crowd cheering, the bats making the,
the, the hit sounds, you know, the bats connecting with the

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ball. You can hear that all in the
background. So it wasn't just a stand alone
clean song, but you know, let's compare it to 1 of Dave's
Clippers songs. Let's see.
Let's just see how how they stand up together.
How do I say goodbye to this season?

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We miss Brandon Livingston. Now Sam is gone.
OK, our apologies to Mila Morris.
I mean, I don't understand. Wow, that was pretty rough,

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Dave. I think Dave's just jealous
because his songs actually neverled to the Clippers winning
anything, Right, Edwin? That makes sense.
Yeah, I've got a ton of old Clippers songs that he sang and
times I mocked him for it. Just waiting on that
championship, Dave. Right.
But I think the serious questionis, what do you think Mama Mugs

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did? That's what I was thinking.
The whole World Series too, That's all I think about.
Did Mama Mugs see that? Did you turn it off already?
Did you have a heart attack? What a wild.
Series that was for the World Series.
Oh my God, I thought I was goingto die and I thought we would
talk to Mama mugs. Yes, now I have a confession to

(28:33):
make early to Kevin. Yeah, because he knows my
history of 88. Right I.
I turned it off. What?
No way? Yes.
At what? Point did you?
Game seven, you mean? 1st I turned it off twice.
I I first turned it off when it was 3 to 1.

(28:55):
Right. And then I couldn't stand it
anymore. But that was only the 3rd.
Inning How can you turn it off that early?
I convinced myself, OK, Mama mugs this is I'm not going to be
upset if they lose. They did a good season, but then
I had to go back and I went backand then I turned it off again

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when it was 4/2 and I said OK, they're losing.
I can't stand this anymore. So last week we heard that Mama
Mug stayed for the whole 18 innings of baseball, which I
couldn't do. But this time around, the last
game, game seven, she turned it off, turned it back on, turned
it off again, and then she turned it back on.

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She saw them win, so that was pretty cool.
But it's always great to hear Mama Mugs.
Always. But the heart attack she must
have had, she must have felt like Dick Cheney, like over and
over again. It was just amazing.
OK, Speaking of Kevin and the World Series, Kevin on Game 7.
Now this was the interesting thing cuz everybody was into the

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World Series like we were talking about.
And Game 6 was during Halloween.And as I took my daughter trick
or treating, people were watching the game instead of
watching scary movies. And then you'd go trick or treat
and they just throw a handful ofcandy and turn around back to
the game. It was pretty interesting.
It was pretty fun. But game seven was on the
Saturday and Kevin had a birthday party to go to.

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So before we went to the birthday party, I said to Mirror
and my wife, are they going to have the baseball game on?
Because I need to see the seventh game of the World
Series. And she said, Yep, game will be
on, no problem. So we get to the party, the game
is on, it's all good. And then we have to get food.
And the host of the party says, thanks, everybody for coming.

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Food's over there. We go get food.
We come back, We're watching thegame.
It's the bottom of the eighth inning.
So the Blue Jays are batting. And somebody on the couch says,
hey, I just got a text about theDodgers tying it.
And we said what are you talkingabout?

(31:00):
Turns out the host had paused the game when we went and got
food. Paused Game 7 at the very end of
it to go get food and I was. Outraged.
I was like. How can you pause a Game 7 right
there? Food can wait.

(31:22):
What's wrong with you? So I said make it go live and
she's like, you just want to jump to the front.
What if we missed something? And I said go live.
If we need miss something, we'llgo back and watch it.
So she goes live and this is what we hear.
No way. All right, so we missed the game

(31:42):
tying home run. So Kevin had an interesting
experience where the the host ofthe party just paused the game.
I've never, I don't, they must have not been sports fans.
I definitely know that they theynever watched a baseball game or
football game or hockey or anything their whole life.

(32:04):
Don't we do that for Super Bowl so we can watch all the
commercials and go take a bathroom break and stuff?
But. You don't pause the game.
Well, I don't watch the game, soI don't know.
I mean, I'm just watching commercials.
I'm glad that they didn't kill that host, honestly.
Just because you pause the game,you miss everything like it's
you're behind. Sports is the one thing you

(32:26):
can't just rewatch. I mean, you can watch the
highlights, but you don't go back and watch the game again.
Well, maybe some people do. I don't know.
I'm not a person. Yeah, I would never pause.
I would I not a baseball fan would never pause a game.
Would wish I could skip ahead he.
Would change channels during thegame, but he wouldn't pause it.

(32:46):
Yeah, definitely. I do remember going to my aunts
for a Super Bowl party and they had like 3 TV's throughout the
house and for some reason some of them were faster than others
so like we would hear that room cheering like crazy and our TV
hadn't shown the playlet yet. It was very strange.
They well, OK, so like cable that's like it's not satellite

(33:10):
is is like a half second or a second faster if you have like
dish or you had what was it DIRECTV, it's a satellite.
It'll it'll be like about 3 or 4seconds slower.
That's. So awful What?
Was happening. It was a strange way to watch a
game, I'll tell you. This Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah. Like a few years ago, I was
really into, I was really into football and basketball, and I

(33:33):
have all the apps. I had all the apps like that
would give me the updates on thegames and I would get the
updates in the games and then I'd watch it and then it'd show
up on the TV because it was likeabout 3 or 4 seconds slow.
Pretty, pretty weird. Huh.
Anyhow, that's weird, yeah, but I'm not sure why in one house
the all the TV's would be delayed.

(33:55):
The modem or the cable box? True.
Well, they could have had one like live broadcast, you know,
over the air antenna and one cable, something like that.
Could have been, Yeah. Oh, man.
OK, let's go over to the Ralph Report.
Speaking of heart attacks, let'sstart the Tuesday episode of The
Ralph Report. Before we start recording here

(34:17):
today, Eddie had just arrived. And that's when I clutched my
chest, feeling a serious pain inthe center of my chest and a
dizziness kicking in. And so, well, that can't be
good, I said to myself. And so we, we, Eddie was.
I feel bad for Eddie because he was standing around not knowing

(34:40):
what I. Do what should I do?
I don't know CPRI. Was dizzy and I had the chest
pain and I'd never experienced that before.
That was new. So I said to my wife, Queen Jay,
you may be familiar with her. Maybe we should call somebody.
So I said to Eddie, you know what, you probably should just
go because I don't know what's going to happen.

(35:01):
And God bless him, he took off and but stayed in the area.
And that's why we're still. Doing this, didn't want to go.
Far away because I didn't know what's happening in.
Case we, we needed you for like a transplant or something.
Yeah, I'd come and give me some,give me more kidney or a blood,
some blood. Some mouth for sure.
So Ralph had a little thing happened during the early part
of the Tuesday episode. And so they had to call the

(35:23):
ambulance. Paramedics came, they treated
him and then they started to askthem questions.
Then the 2 old timers, my boys rolled in and they're like what,
what happened? What were you doing when you
when you had the chest pains? I was like, well, you know, I
was outside having a cigarette. Like I was like, you think maybe
you want to rethink that whole smoking thing.

(35:46):
Maybe is this a, you think this might be an opportunity?
And I'm like, guys all teaming up on me.
What are you, my mom? So I can still drink though,
right? He goes, Oh yeah, you can drink
all you want. So just I'm of a little nerve
juice right now because it was, it was a bit of a rattle.
Just up the drinking and lessen the smoking.
There you go. So anyway, I'm fine.

(36:07):
Thanks for asking. We're all good.
And feeling so good that I called Eddie back.
I said whereabouts are you? And he said I'm not too far
away. He said turn around, come on
back. We're going to, we're going to,
we're going to hit it. And here we are.
And here we are. I tried to get him to just rest.
Yeah, she was like, why don't you just take the day off and
you don't have to? And I thought that prep go to

(36:29):
waste. I'm like, I just spent all day
with the who's. Going to.
Talk about the holidays and the holidays.
Has to get out. There.
So we're doing a show, and if you hear the thud mid show, just
remember, put it all on the linefor you.
So, yeah, Ralph continued with the show.

(36:49):
That's pretty amazing. I mean, I would have took the
day off, but I mean, I don't, I don't really want to go into
work anyways. But I suppose the podcast the
the the Garmy would be up in arms that he missed an episode
because he had a possible cardiac event.
I still don't understand what happened.
Smoking a cigarette got light headed.

(37:11):
I think smoking's bad for you, and I think that you shouldn't
smoke and it eventually catches up to you.
So I don't know. I don't know specifically what
happened, but they don't have totake him in.
I'm sure he has to be seen by a specialist.
Let's continue with the Ralph report.
Here's the one of the next clipslater on in that episode.
Speaking of, great. Actors On this day in 1914,

(37:34):
Jonathan Harris was born. Of course, Dr. Zachary Smith
from Lost in Space. William Air, The Pain.
Oh no. And the space monster.
You bubble headed booby. Ralph.

(37:55):
No, just mine. There's the thud Ralph was
waiting for. I couldn't resist anyhow.
We hope Ralph is that's good andeverything checks out.
Clean and the stop smoking, stopsmoking, it's not good for you.
Let's go over to a cup of tea ina chat.

(38:18):
So stupid. I'm so rich in my heart, this
stupid. Rich people eating, drinking
tea, talking. Yes, right Kevin, just cup of
tea in a chats, people eating and drinking tea.
Let's go over Allie McKay has some thoughts on the UK rock
acoustic Christmas. That band better than anyone on

(38:42):
the acoustic Christmas lineup. Ouch.
Just kidding. Now hold on a second.
I'm kidding. True.
Hold on. No, let me look at this because
yeah, let me see here, all right?
I would rather see Kenneth's artificial intelligence band
than the All American Rejects. They've got a good song.
They do have a good song, yes. Than Evanescence, I can't

(39:03):
believe in. Look, no offense to the guys.
I'm sure they're very nice. I'm sure they're very talented.
I'm sure they have fans. If you love this band, don't get
mad at me. I can't imagine being excited
about seeing Papa Roach IN2025I.Can't.
Third Eye Blind. I'm sure that'll be fun on the
night. I don't think I need it.
I wouldn't go out of my way for it.

(39:23):
The paradox? I don't think I know.
Do you know them? I don't.
Think so. Are they a baby band perhaps?
Maybe. And wet leg is the hero of the
night as far as I'm concerned. That's who I would be most
excited about. I think I would.
I would go for wet legs, stay for wet leg and then go to the
bathroom for the rest I. Know so not a lot of hot bands,
I mean other bands there are Social Distortion and I forgot

(39:48):
what other bands but social. D would be great.
I, I don't know, I've never seenthem before, but I think my
complaint about them is that alltheir songs that I've heard are
pretty good, but they all kind of sound the same.
So I think it'd be One Night of kind of feels like it's the same
song, but. That's fair.

(40:09):
I don't know. Well, did you guys ever go to
Acoustic Christmas? Yes, I think I went to two of
them. I went to the one with, I want
to say the Beastie Boys and Beckand Cake, which was surprisingly
good. And Presidents of the United
States of America, I think was at one of them.
And he was moving to the countryeating a lot of Peaches, so.

(40:31):
How long was each person set? It depended on, it depended on
where they were in the night. So the openers were like maybe
20 minutes the and as they got to the headliner, I think it was
an hour. Oh nice.
And, you know, 45 minutes, thirty minutes, you know, kind
of just got got a little longer as the bands got better, I

(40:54):
think, yeah. Yeah, 'cause when I saw I saw
Bush live and Our Lady Peace fucking the band live was
amazing, amazing. And it was everyone my age right
in their early 50s. And but yeah Our Lady Peace was
on for like 20 minutes I think Live did a full set and then

(41:15):
Bush was the closer and they didfull set.
Well Live was amazing. I highly recommend the guy and
the lead singer has an amazing voice.
Isn't he the only original member and it's basically him
and just a bunch of a bunch of good musicians?
I have no idea. They were amazing, that's all
I'm saying. 2019 so I don't know.

(41:36):
I I remember Ralph talking aboutthem and there's a big
controversy as to who owns the name and the original members
are fighting with the Ed Kowalnachek, I think is his
name. I'm not even gonna try.
OK, and he's bald. There's no hair.
Yeah. Anyhow, but yeah, I've heard
they're all really good. And.
But K Rock Acoustic Christmas Ally kind of came for them.

(42:00):
But if you like those bands, great.
That's awesome. Wonderful.
Have a wonderful time. Let's see, Allie had another
story about high school. Kind of blew by Miles Davis from
1959. I grew up with his son, Aaron.
No way. Yeah, yeah, he's a Malibu kid.
How about that? Yeah, that's a, you know, Allie,

(42:24):
you just brought the show to a screeching halt.
Well, I feel like I should have follow up questions but never
going to mind right now there's.Nothing.
There's nothing. How did you find that out?
I guess is one question, Becauseit's not like his last name was
Springsteen where there's an obvious association there.
A lot of Davises going to school.
How did you find out that his father was so famous?
Did he come in for show and tellor something?

(42:44):
No, as a kid, Aaron was like a he played drums and stuff.
He was very musical. So we knew that his dad played
music. I don't know, listen, did I say
things like growing up when I, when he'd walk up and I'd be
like, oh, that's some kind of blue shirt you got on there.
And like, I was an idiot. Was I just?

(43:07):
I think she had a crush on on Aaron Davis.
I don't know. So it sounds like it sounds like
it. I'm not sure, but I mean, I
think I'm going to call into theshow and say I have a a almost
famous. I listened to a podcast where
one of the Co hosts went to the high school with the son of
Miles Davis. I think that's a that'll work.

(43:30):
Call that one. Call that one in.
All right, let's go over to let's do let's do one more.
The a caller called in with a pie debate and here, here it is.
OK, I'm going to go strawberry or chocolate.
But now this comes into question, which is brings us
back to the soup and chili chat.Chicken pot pie.

(43:53):
Weird, right? Absolutely not.
No room for chicken pot pie to be in a conversation about your
favorite pies. I feel like we've been deceived.
Chicken pot pie. Personally, I prefer Turkey pot
pie, but absolutely not when we're discussing pies.
That's a meal. That is a meal.
I mean, I think it's the same word.
The pie is the same word, but ithas a completely different

(44:15):
meaning. And I guess they they call it
that because it has a crust justlike you would make on a on a
dessert pie. Yeah.
But yeah, definitely not in the conversation.
And you're absolutely right, Susie.
This is just like talking about chili versus talking about soup.
Of course I'm going to tell you.I even bristled when she said
chocolate. You don't think there's such
thing as a chocolate pie? I know, I know, there's a
chocolate pie. I get it.

(44:36):
But for me, that's not a pie. A pie is a fruit filling.
No, it's very much pie. Yeah, it's a fruit filling.
Well, wait a minute. A Boston cream pie is not a
fruit filling. And that's a pie.
What? Right, Boston cream pie.
What about no fruit in that? That's tell me.
More about cream pie. I well, I was a little outraged

(44:56):
by this. I mean, especially being from
England, like a lot of their English pies are savory pies,
Shepherd's pie, you know, there's a lot of pies with me in
them. In fact, Sumerians were the
first ones to have a chicken potpie recipe, and that is way
before you put fruit in them. So I, I would say that it's a

(45:17):
pie. And if you're going to have a
debate over your favorite dessert pie, then yeah, it's not
going to work. But I think chicken pot pie is
valid. I also think pizza pie is valid.
Right. So it's anything then with a
crust I'm good with, I got no problems man, I'm good with it.
Well, they're also delineating between like, an apple pie,

(45:40):
which has a crust over it, and aBoston cream pie, which is, you
know, a pie shell with chocolateand whipped cream in it.
Well, I think it's got to kind of have a shell.
It's got to at least have that crust shell.
I know. And, and I mean, there's beef
Wellington, which is kind of like a log pie, but it's, it's
not a pie because it's not in a pie dish.

(46:02):
It's just encrusted with the pastry.
Now what about a cheesecake? Cheesecake's.
Not really a cake. It's a cake.
But it, yeah, it's, but it's a cheesecake.
It's kind of, I guess it would be a cheese pie because it does
have a crust at the bottom. But it is, it is a cheesecake.
I think it's just a different, it's a different category in and

(46:23):
of itself. Yeah, I make a strawberry.
A bonus episode. Yeah, I make a strawberry pie
for the kids that everybody loves.
That's so. Yum.
It's kind of weird because, you know, a few years ago I was
getting recommendations for likeaudio mixers and sound
equipment, and now I'm getting recommendations for like

(46:46):
KitchenAid mixers, you know, doing a lot of baking at home.
Anyhow, good. All right, let's go over to a
Bean shared a memory from the Kevin and Bean show.
He doesn't have a great memory but this stuck in his head for
some reason. I just had a conversation with
some of the other day about the smelliest guests we ever had on
the Kevin and Bean Show. His name was Edwin Collins.

(47:08):
He was a singer who was in a band called Orange Juice, kind
of a punk band. But then he had a big
breakthrough hit called A Girl Like You, kind of sounded like a
David Bowie song. Does that sound familiar at all
to you? No.
The Robot overlord will help us out here.
Never. Known a girl like you before.
Hey, man. And I swear, Ally, just like
you're talking about your handyman in the In the earth for

(47:29):
days, for days, we could smell that Edwin Collins had been in
our studio. It was horrific.
Yes. I just looked him up.
Yeah, he's a Scottish musician. My handyman.
Handyman. Graham Scottish.
What are we saying? Do I smell?
I'm. Oh, my God, I'm Scottish.
Do I stink? Does Andy?

(47:51):
Does Ally smell? I had to go back.
Doubt it. I had to go back to the archive
to see if Allie smells. It just started to smell so much
better in here. What happened?
What's different? Allie McKay.
Allie McKay, Channel 5. CTLA smells.
Like cotton candy and sunshine. According to Ralph Cotton candy
and Sunshine, that's what she smells.

(48:11):
That's a good smell. Yeah, not yo.
Smell it? Of course, Allie, if she did
smell bad, she would tell us. All right, well, that's the
roundup. Kevin, Sluggo and Cat.
Do you have any comments about my performance?
So I always dedicate the show tosomebody, and I wanna dedicate
it to a Patreon subscriber, Christopher Rosellas, who

(48:33):
remembers seeing fire hose a projectile vomit at the troop.
He told us that. Story.
And that was a beautiful story, Kevin.
And he also kept the member Jed's question to Trent Reznor.
What if your name was Asshore? He actually got that going on
chat BCC by asking what if your name was Vagina Patterson?
And then it sort of. Went there.
No, let me just say that was Trent Reznor's answer.

(48:56):
Oh, it was when Jed said what ifyour name is Asshore?
I don't remember that. Trent Reznor said what if your
name is Vagina Patterson? That was actually what he said,
Yeah. He threw it out like he had,
like he knew it was coming it. Was shocking that Jed asked
Trent. And then he said that you were
like, what is happening? I was impressed with Christopher

(49:19):
for remembering exactly what Trent said back well.
Done, Christopher. Well done.
Episode is dedicated to you, man.
Yeah, there. You are love it, love it.
There it is. I can see that.
It was so dedicated to me. Nice.
Yeah. I thought it was weird to.
They still don't know that I'm part of this podcast so that
nobody remembers that I do this,so that that wasn't.

(49:43):
I think we're all in this, we'recoming part of the same
universe, you know what I mean? Where it's like they know.
They know who we are, they listen or don't listen, but
we're all welcome on each other's things and I love that.
Yeah, yeah, I think so too. I'm and I did wait a couple of
days on the vagina Patterson. I was waiting for somebody else

(50:06):
to remember it because that that's a pretty standard and
classic answered. I also sent Kevin.
OK, so the last episode they talked about the pumpkin launch
that we went into with the lightning.
And so I sent him the audio thatwe had that I had put together
when we talked about it where Lightning says I could have

(50:26):
died. So I'm hoping that that's going
to be on next week's. Nice.
All right, Mila Morris, was thisa great podcast roundup, Right.
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.Let's go ahead and turn it over
to Edwin doing the all the news you need to know about the week

(50:47):
that was in 2014. Press.
The button my friend send me back into time.
Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he'sa funny man.
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny man. It's a new day, you can't have
the power feature presentation. How could?

(51:07):
This have gotten on the air in 2014.
A dog was at a. Concert and somehow you
Facetimed with it. You Facetimed with a dog at a
concert. Well, I can't wait for that
story. I am doing the Week That Was.
This is November three to seven,2014.

(51:28):
Albean, what do you think about the Week that Was?
I can't believe that's still on.Well, it is Stalon being and
it's going to be better than ever.
In 2014, Taylor Swift took her all of her music off Spotify.
It was a big deal, so they called Taylor Swift to find out
why she did that. Hi, Taylor.
OH. My God, I can't believe you're
calling me. We set it up ahead of time,

(51:51):
Taylor. I know you like to be surprised
by everything ahead of time. You can't.
You knew we were calling. This was a planned interview.
OK. Well, thanks for joining us.
We wanted to give, we wanted to give you the opportunity, in
your own words, to tell us what the problem is with you in
Spotify because you've had a good relationship with them for
a long time. Spotify, right?

(52:12):
Oh, Spotify, Yeah. Pulled all of your music, are
you happy? I took it all off Spotify
because they dared to question me.
It's Saturn dark. No, I can't believe they did
that. According to you, music is art.
Art is important and rare and should be paid for.
Right. My music is rare and important

(52:34):
art. Yeah, Uh huh.
Yeah, haters got a head, head, head, head.
That's important and rare. Should be paid.
Now, Taylor, what about the 16,000,000 Spotify users that
have streamed streamed your music over the past month?
Don't you feel like you're you're hurting your own fans by
pulling the music away, away from the place where they go to
access it? Well.

(52:55):
They should be angry at Spotify because Spotify they had to
question me, but Spotify? Wants to make your music
available to your fans and pay you for it.
How is it their fault? Because I don't get paid enough
from Spotify. Well, I'm just a poor little
girl trying to make a dollar. Well, you're not.
I mean, you made forty, $40 million.

(53:18):
Was it just last year? I'm just a part.
Of the girl trying to make $40 million.
Because. You know, you got your
merchandise, you got your endorsements, you got touring
and publishing and. I have cats.
You have a. Lot of cats, but you don't
really make a lot of money from them.
I don't. No, they cost money, Yeah.
So how's this going to be resolved, Taylor?

(53:39):
Well, I'm going to sell a lot ofalbums.
I make a lot of money because I write all my own songs too.
Right, right. And then what?
I got a head head, head head head.
I wrote that. Right.
Yeah, I wouldn't. Play very important.
I think they paid for, do you see?

(54:01):
And I make a lot of money. Then I'll let spot if I have it.
I'll give them just the scraps off my table.
OK, all right. So eventually you 2 kids will
get back together. We're never, ever, ever getting.
Can we go back to, would you like to take that back
immediately? That's so good.
I love those early Taylor Swift where they're playing up her

(54:23):
surprised look. Remember, that was the criticism
early on. She was always shocked and
surprised. It's amazing that $40 million to
her is basically what she pays for the roadies that do her show
now as as a charity gift. She she's.
She's like a corporation. Yeah.
I don't know if she's good or not.
She could be just not for me. I can identify with her music,

(54:45):
but as a business woman, she's. She's got it going on.
I'll give her props for that. Did you think I was going to say
props today? Yeah.
You don't make a billion dollarson accident.
There's something there. Next up, we have one of the
weirdest opening montages. This is from Wednesday.
It's just so bizarre, I had to bring it in.

(55:09):
If. You don't mind?
I would begin at the beginning. It's a new day.
Let's get going. 123. 456. No, no.

(55:57):
Kaimo kaimo stare stare. My home a rum stick upon with
the suit bang knit pack carnage cameo.
And God. That was hot nonsense.
Our feature presentations I don't know what.
Just happened to be honest. I think that says everything we
need to say all. Right.
That was an all timer from being.
I don't know what the heck was going on, but.
That was so perfect. Kevin going with I don't know

(56:20):
what's going on with all this nonsense.
That's Oh my God. Yep, I love Jed the fish.
Oh man. That was basically him every
day, right? He would go on to tangents and
stream of consciousness. Yes, he was insane and it was
amazing and a joy to listen to every time.
Yeah, he was an interesting character.

(56:41):
Next up, we have a celebrity birthday.
This is Sam Rockwell. The actor led to a very funny
bit from being. Sam Rockwell, one of my favorite
all time actresses. 46 No, it's a that's a Rockwell.
That's the Rockwell the musician.
He said it was his. Birthday though Sam Sam Rockwell

(57:04):
is an actor. You may know Sam from Galaxy
Quest or Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.
Or or the way. Way back recently.
He's got laggies in theaters now.
Charlie's Angels. What's that?
So it's 7 psychopaths, so a different.

(57:25):
Guy. Not that guy.
OK, my bad. And that guy wasn't even
Rockwell. The guy you're singing, the guy
singing in that song, that was Michael Jackson.
That's Michael Jackson. 'S part of the Rockwell song by
Rockwell. Which is terrible.

(57:48):
Catchy song, strange song. I cut it down a little bit.
Ralph said that Rockwell was theblack Fred Schneider, and that's
kind of been in my mind ever since.
It's the strangest thing I've ever heard.
I can see that. Wasn't he related to Berry
Gordy? Wasn't he like Berry Gordy son?
Or. Nephew or something.
That's why he got. That, yeah.

(58:09):
But that's how hot Michael Jackson was at the time.
He could just sing the chorus ofa song and it was a top ten hit.
Yeah, it was a catchy song, and I mean, it plays every
Halloween. Look up the video.
It's a very strange video. It's worth a watch.
Now they were giving away tickets and we're going to have
a secret, a super secret Foo Fighter show that's coming up

(58:30):
next week. So I'll bring you highlights of
that. So they did the title fight and
of course, Dave says he's the best.
Let's let's judge see how great Dave is at the title fight.
Welcome to the cabin of beach. How are you, Sir?
Good. Are you guys?
What? What do you think of that and
how are you feeling about your chances with Dave?
Well, we'll do our best, right Dave.
Well, you're a dock worker, so you're a hard working man.

(58:52):
So am I. I think we got this dude.
Are you a big fan? Oh.
Yeah, a hard working man. Yeah, You know, we're not a debt
collector like Robert who just hassles people.
And I take it easy, you know? Jesus Dave is making this.
Personal yeah flipping coins youget a chance are.
We all right, you're gonna. Have to come up with with all
five of them in order to have a chance to win and even do it

(59:13):
faster than your competitors. So good luck.
The time is on the clock and let's see how this goes all.
Right. If you're like a faker, what do
you do? Like, if you're all right, this
is an animal. It's also a tool.
Monkey wrench. All right.
The whole existence of yourself looking back on your past,

(59:36):
That's the view. Nope.
Everlong. Nope.
Skip it. All right, cool, I'm going out.
I'm going to take a, you know when you go.
OK, cool. All right.
And you already said this title,but it's something not short
but. Everlong.
Yep, all right. And now when you're thinking
back about the past and you're looking at your whole, your

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whole existence. Come on man, listen.
Not a, not a. Terrible clue either.
It was all my life we were looking.
For. There.
All my. Man, Miguel, that was great
though. You got 4 in your 45 seconds,
but I believe our man Robert is our winner.
He got all 5. Congratulations Robert, you are

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going to be super secret Foo Fighter show courtesy of K Rock
and your beautiful partner Lisa May.
That way I cannot work. Against the man wins what?
And you picked the right person.Congratulate.
Thanks for playing Kevin and Beans title fight, yeah?

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OK, so this is after the title fight, this is the next break
and Ralph is criticizing Dave. One O 6.7 K rock is KROQ.
I'm the best, thank you. It's.
Kevin Demicho at 9:36. We're just discussing Dave, the
King of Mexico, and the clues that he gives for those title
fights. I'm the best.
I'm red he. Claims he's.
The best? But he's really terrible, yeah.

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This technique leaves something to be desired, I think.
Like he was given. What was it?
Was it times like these? What was it?
All my life. All my life.
He said now when you look. Total of the existence of
looking. And then the guy said.
Everything. I don't know.
And then it goes and then the guy goes, OK, I don't know.
OK. And the guy goes.
Past and he goes good. Oh good.

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Because he had no. Other words.
I'm red. It's not claiming when it's
true. Yeah.
Well, you lost, not because of me.
Suck on that. Not because of you.
Not. You.
Hey, we got time for one more look at the showbiz beat with
Ralph Garman here on a Wednesdaymorning, Kevin.
When you go out, you think. I go walk.

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Dumb. Thank God, he said.
Walk that's. What I do I have to go out
before I leave the house. There were four other words in
my mind before walk as well. I'm red.
Thank you, Mazaklan. Hey, do you hear that?
Thank you, Mazaklan. Yes, I think you ripped that

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off. That was from 2014.
What? What that they were making fun
of Dave Allie? Yeah, OK.
Yeah. So that that might be the first
instance of. Thank you Mazaklan from 2014.
No, the week before he said thank you, but then Mazaklan
came like a few beats later. So this is the first, I think.

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Yeah, you're right where they put it.
Where? Well, didn't Dave say thank you,
Mazaklan? I don't remember that.
I thought this was the first time.
No, no. We got to look that up.
We got to get. Is there a podcast that reviews
our podcast because they would know those.
I think Lindsay's starting then.Well, we'll be back right after
right after this important message.
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Lisa May as your pitchman, and your commercials are still being
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commercial. Right.
Let's just do a random clip thatmeans nothing I.
Don't want spiders living in my head.
Shane, OK, something we can all agree on.
I came across a couple of drops here, the origins of a couple of

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drops that I never knew before. We were talking with Kevin
Stockill about this. It's fun to just listen to an
entire show because you never know what might show up.
OK, so this is the Apple calls and listen to this.
We had a bet. Ralph and I about the Eagles in
the Arizona Cardinals. Ralph got a pie in the face, and
I believe that set the radio world on fire.
A pie in the face, huh? That's great.

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Goddamn radio. Thank you.
Appreciate it. Thank you for the compliment.
Yeah, for years I wondered what that was.
I thought it was like their boss.
It kind of sounded like what he said, you know, we have to do
things that make us look professional.
But no, it was an opera color. And we got another one coming
up. This is Alan Tudic.

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When they were interviewing, feeling him, I'm like, why does
that name sounds familiar? He was in Wreck it Ralph.
This is one of my favorite movies.
So he's an interesting guy and talking about his voice over
career. Alan Tudic, Welcome to the Kevin
de Bean show, Sir. Thank you very much.
Alan walks in and we go, how hashe never been in here before
when he has starred in virtuallyevery TV show and movie we've

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ever gone to that? We've ever liked this is
amazing. It's such a treat to have.
You. Thank you.
Where do we even start? With a guy like Alan, I don't
know, where would you start? I mean, look, Family Guy Life
and Times of Tim Napoleon Dynamite.
No, no, herb. Ice Age NTSFSDSUV Arrested

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Development Hello. Yes, American dad.
I mean, what the hell? How is this the first time we're
having you in? He can't get well, probably.
I really, I don't know. I mean I have a really bad
reputation coming into interviews and then trash in the
place. I don't know being, I mean,
maybe it was his choice. I wasn't sure at the time.
Maybe he told his people just tolet him know I'm busy.

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Seriously, is there an AM sportsstation I can go on anything but
Kevin at B. Well, you know, a lot of the
stuff that Kevin just mentioned is voice work.
So why don't we? Why don't we start there?
I mean, that's the dream gig foran actor.
Voice work is the greatest job on earth, right?
It has its perks for. Sure, you know it's comfortable
shoes, you just kind of go in and and talking to a microphone.

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Who's your favorite of all the characters that you've done in
animation? I like King Candy from Wreck it
Ralph. It was very fun because yeah, he
he, he made a lot of he could make.
He didn't even make. Make words.
He just. He just.
Made noise and it was fun that that was a lot of fun in working

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with. John, would you do Wreck It
Ralph or would you do something like the Duke in Frozen, which
is, you know, one of the biggestmovies of all type ever?
Is it? Do you?
Do you blow little kids minds sometimes?
Yeah, the the yes, there's there's a certain age where they
get it, but like below, I guess around like 3-4 if you do their
voice, the voice for them. They look at you like you slap.
Them like you go. I'm the Duke of Westleton.

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Don't you recognize me? And they they look at you like
it's you're a fraud or, or they've been had.
They're like, oh, that's a lot. How's that coming out of your
mouth? Lying.
Yeah. The Duke of Wesley looks nothing
like you. What's the age then where they
start get 6? I think 58 yeah, 565667 then it
gets they get really smiley. And it must be so confusing to

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them because in their mind, the Duke is a real person that they
have seen on TV, just like they've seen other movies and TV
shows and and they can't understand how you're faking it.
Kids are stupid, right? That's the take away So.
Dumb. Yeah, so that's where that one
comes from, being played that for years and years.
And another one I'm like, where did that come from?

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There you go. Alan Tudyk.
Yeah, kids are stupid. What do you think about kids?
Alan, kids are stupid. Yeah, something we can all agree
with. Let's land this boat with the
famous pre sad segment being hadalready brought this up on
another show and they kind of made it a segment this time.
So let's see, what does being pre sad mean?

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Well, Lisa, what do you think about it?
I'm pretty confused. Yeah, me too.
Let's see if being can explain this.
But we found out recently that he is being is pretty sad for
things that he that he knows is going to are going to happen in
the future. They haven't happened yet.
Right. But they're gonna.
So he's sad now. But I thought that was pretty

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normal though. Why is being free sad?
I think most of us pretty much try to wait until said thing
happens, and then if you're sad,you're sad.
Yeah, being pretty sad is odd, because don't you have enough to

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be sad about when it. Happens.
But now I'm saying that you don't need to add things in the
future that are going to happen.Look, you guys all the time, You
guys know how the human brain works.
It's very difficult not. Your human brain.
It's very difficult to push something out of your brain.
It's very difficult to to not have a thought you can't really
have. You can be not looking forward

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to something. You could, you know, even be,
you know, I filled with a littledread like, oh, you know,
someday my pets going to die wherever that's going to be a
bummer when that happens. But to actual feel feel sadness
about that event before it happens, that is not normal.
I am surprised to hear you say that because it did not seem
abnormal to me because. Nothing you do seems abnormal to
you. The way this got started by the

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way, if you'll recall the way this presented itself to you is
we were doing thanks for that tweet being one time and and
Ralph you read the tweet about how I was pretty sad about
Willie Nelson dying. Well.
Yes, that's not already sad, because you know Willie Nelson
will be dead someday. I'm super sad because he's in
his 80s now and who knows, who knows how much time he has left,
but it can't be too long. And we're going to, we're going

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to lose him and there'll be no more Willie Nelson.
I think that makes the world a. But when that happens, then
you'll be sad about it. But let me just clarify.
He's he's not sick. Nope, we don't have any.
Information that it might be anyday.
Nope, he's fine, fine. Right.
But but he's still old and he can't let you know, can't
continue the pace he's at and making the records and stuff
like that forever. I mean, at some point we run out

(01:09:40):
of Willy Willy time and that makes but don't be sad.
So don't you sort of wait until you're out of Willy before you?
Won't there be plenty of time tobe sad about Willy's gone when
Willy's gone, right? Well, I'm I'm going to be sad
then too. It's not like.
I'm being free. So that's the explanation.

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It was Willie Nelson. Yeah.
So worried about Willie Nelson dying, but he's still with us,
right? I believe.
So. He doesn't have to be sad left.
He doesn't have to be sad yet. Yeah, still a little bit of
Willie left. He's 92 years old, but he's
still with us. OK I just realized I didn't play

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the thing that had the clip for my intro.
So wait can I can I do it? Sir doesn't.
That already push the boundariesof human endurance.
Well, it does, but I think we have time for one more clip.
OK, this was Dave. He was Skyping with a celebrity
dog and that is as dumb as it sounds.
So let let's see what Dave did. Last night I'm on the Twitter

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and my friend Dave the Kid, my former friend Dave the King and
the former tweets out that he isFacetiming with a dog named
Marnie. Now this is not Daves dog.
This is not Dave is separated from his long loved pet and
they're trying to you know, connect with one another because
they can't be together. This is dog stupid.
By the way, at least. But at least I would understand

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that maybe the dog would see Dave's face and recognize his
voice and be comforted by the visual.
At least I understand that I don't understand what you're
doing last night tweeting or whatever it was you were doing
with Marnie. What is Marnie the dog and why
are you Facetiming with him? Marnie.
The dog is one of the most famous dogs on the Internet,
right? Big Instagram, Big Twitter.
Already I'm out. Me too.

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This is a she. Right, Yes, yes.
And she is the cutest thing in the world.
My girlfriend was lucky enough to get Marni to appear at her
artist's concert last night. What?
And FaceTime me? What?
Just happened. FaceTime me to your.
Girlfriend was lucky enough to get a dog to go to her college.
Yes, Marni the Dog rules. If you check out her her

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Instagram Marni the dog or Twitter Marni the dog, you'll
see why. And if you don't see why?
You are a. Bad person and it was a.
This is just a cute dog. No, no, no, no no no.
Who cares if we can? You can defend the dog later,
but explain to me what happened.A dog was at a concert and
somehow you Facetimed with it myan explanation.

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My girlfriend Facetimed me, saidcheck this out.
And there it was. And there she was, Marnie, and
it was the cutest thing ever. And she's just, you know,
jumping around, bouncing around.And it was a quick, you know,
couple of minutes, and then we hung up and that was it.
And it made my day. Wow.
What's so wrong? About get off that quickly.
So yeah, it made his day to Skype or to FaceTime with a a

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dog. I don't get it.
And you want a pet store? Exactly.
I don't get it. And then Oh no, I don't
understand it. I've been to the Hollywood Bowl.
It was a Harry Connick Junior concert, and kind of like
Disneyland, people would bring their dogs.
Maybe it's a service dog, I don't know.

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They'd put little headphones on them and stuff.
But I don't know why you need your dog at a concert.
And if you have, for me personally, driving in traffic
makes me nuts. So I just don't do it.
So you know what I'm saying, Like, why go and bring your dog?
I don't understand. How do you put headphones on
dogs? The ears are like up here.
Well, granted had 20 ears, but Hazel's got the droopy ears.

(01:13:14):
So the headphones. No, the headphones, the ears.
Are still. That you have on here come over
the ears. I.
I wouldn't be surprised if there's special headphones for
dogs these days. And when they fly in private
planes, the same thing, they have headsets on.
I I wouldn't be surprised if they were so stupid that they
were putting them on the wrong parts of their ears.

(01:13:34):
Probably I just like, I love my dogs, but I don't need to drag
him to concerts and Disneyland and stuff.
They find it home, We'll go to the forest.
It's all good. You know.
I'm with you. The Marnie the dog, he was a dog
on Instagram like a little poofydog where his tongue stuck out
like in every picture and then they started.

(01:13:55):
He was in the news recently because the person that owns the
account like started getting political with Marnie the dog
and so it was posting like Free Palestine and like all the
instead of just like dog. Pictures.
Well, now I've heard it all. Yeah, why is like teasing the
celebrities that took pictures with Marnie about their support?

(01:14:17):
It's weird. Died in 2020.
Yeah, I know. Yeah.
Oh no, it's AI Marnie. It is AI Marnie, but yeah, she.
So it's kind of like the Grumpy Cat.
It's kind of like a weird looking cat or dog where it's
tongues, you know what I mean? It's not right.
And so but they but they can post and they become influencers

(01:14:38):
and they make money and they getcrazy how people have been able
to make money off their pets. But posting videos online and
selling coffee and selling dog toys and all sorts of things.
Like as a marketing person, I never really saw that.
But seeing people do it now, it's kind of amazing.
Yeah. Pretty weird.

(01:15:00):
But Marty's out there protesting, even though Marty
died in 2021. Well, Dave's dumb idea of how
you can Skype or FaceTime with adog.
Why do I keep saying Skype? How you can FaceTime with a dog?
Got me to e-mail in the show. Dave, the King of Mexico was
Facetiming with the dog. It's not his.

(01:15:22):
Yeah, recap. Those of you just missed.
Frequent contributor Edwin writes in Let me get this
Straight. I can't be sad if a celebrity
who entertained me and brought me joy passes away, But Dave
said it made my day to Skype with a dog.
Yes, yes. And when you heard?
Correct. Yeah, I.
Think both of those are accuracy.
Those are Dave's rules, yes. We have the picture up of a Dave
face tabbing with Marnie the dogon her Facebook page, By the

(01:15:44):
way, Damien Red said. Hey, which one is the dog?
They're both furry and lame, so a little confusion there I
guess. What's up?
Yeah. So we got back at Dave at the
end. OK, now I'm done.
Sir, what did you think of this week's The Week That Was?
Look, I don't want to be the outlier here.
I enjoyed that. I thought that was terrific.

(01:16:05):
Yeah, how? Terrific might be.
So terrific is a little strong. OK, maybe not.
That's terrific. But anyway, back to you, Steve.
Thank you for joining us on Quitters Never Give Up.
We'll keep you up to date on thepast president, future and the
Kevin and Being Creative universe.
And from Christopher, Jen, Lindsay Drew, who's
recuperating. Bye for now.

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Hi, everybody. OK, let's have a look at the.
Funky robot. That's all right.
That's all right. That's all right.
That's all right. I want to see somebody else.
Right. Suck so hard.

(01:16:47):
You do. That's right.
I got pumped up again. So of course, now I have to calm
down again because the Kevin's gonna drink, drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink and Bean is gonna tweet, tweet, tweet,
tweet, tweet and Bear mug's gonna eat, eat, eat, eat.
Yeah. Fire beer mug.
Fire beer mug. Woo Hoo, Hoo.
Fire beer mug. Fire beer mug.

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That's right.