Episode 213 - Tonight tonight

A Rainn Wilson update, a girlfriend in your 40's, stealing inventions, Almost Acoustic memories, Edwin gets stumped, un-birthdays, and Kevin notices nothing!

Episode Transcript

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I like to eat candy corn one color at a time.
If you're really getting old, you worry about it.
Well, I'm not always a nibbler. I'm kind of a gobbler.
Bunghole, you know, like there'sladies here.
You don't be thrown around like words, you know, like bunghole.
Not right. You're a bunghole, you know, You

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got a bunghole, you get a bunghole.
Like you get at the quota. Yeah, Bunghole.
You have to just immediately putthat thing on and suck it out.

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I'm not trying to be a speed butload.
Just a joke. Load the box.
Not trying to be a speed but yougot 15 minute chunk on what
happened to the plane. Oh Lord, one of the witchy
astrology girlies just told me that Mercury is going in the
microwave again. And if she said something about
it going from my 7th house to my6th 1000, you know what?

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I don't know what any of that means, but.
Quitters never give up. Go ahead.
Repping for all of quitters Never give up check off
Christopher. Check off Jen Pasparini.
Check off Lindsay. Hello, Drew.
The great Ed Witt, ladies and gentlemen.
I love him so much. As I said, quitters never give
up, and he said that's all they do.
So you're literally going in being claustrophobic snoring

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farts. Yes, that is correct, Yes.
Gross. All of party people it is.
Quitters ever give up Episode 213?
Lindsay will probably be mad at me for messing that one up.
But Lindsay's not here. She's out sick, and so is Drew,
and Drew's out. So let's say hello to the
quitters that are here. Let's say hello to Jen.
Jennifer writes in I have to split my food in the middle of

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my mouth and chew equal amounts on both sides of my mouth.
Oh my God. See, these people should be
taken out. How you doing, Jen?
I'm a good party, people. Let's say hello to Edwin Oh.
La La Edwin. Oh, eat my.
Butt oh La La indeed. Welcome everybody.

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And of course, I'm Chris. Let's see which one.
I'm give it up for Chris. Good grief.
There you go. All right, let's play the let's
start the flashback. Hello and welcome to a very
special flashback. Because I'm going to introduce
you now flashback and. Now flashback let's.

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Have a look at this. Just play the intro.
This one does need an introduction.
A couple weeks ago, we were trying to figure out what
happened with Rain Wilson and I found out.
Rain, you mentioned you're writing a book.
I'm writing a book and I got a Kevin and Bean story in my book.
What? Do you?
Want to hear my Kevin and Bean story?

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I don't know. Do we have enough time?
You do. But do do we want to hear it or
is it going to make you cry? Oh, you want?
Oh, it's going to make you cry, but a different kind of a tear.
Were we Dicks? No, no, it really is not that I
don't want to hear. All right, so I don't know if
you remember, but like 6 years ago I did the movie The Rocker
and I came on here to promote The Rocker and you know, I was

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promoting it everywhere and blah, blah blah.
And I had been on before I'd been on for The Office and other
movies that I'd done and been onyour show and stuff like that.
And The Rocker bombed. I mean it bombed big time.
It's like a record box office bomb.
Stinkorama movie. America voted.
It's like we do not want to see Rainn Wilson in lead roles in
movies. Boo.

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And it was like it was. And it was really painful to me
because I put so much into the movie.
I really love the movie, and I still think it's a really
awesome movie. And everyone else said no.
Everyone else said no, but no. You people, people, a lot of
people still watch that movie and really love it.
Had a great ensemble. We had Bradley Cooper and Emma
Stone, he's like Oscar nominees in that film and Jeff Garland

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Speaking of him and Josh Gad. And so everyone was great in it,
but you maybe you were maybe like, but anyways, so it opened
abysmally. And I mean, I mean, so bad.
Like it was like it made like $2.8 million, even though it was
in like 3000 screens on a weekend.
And I was going into the office extra early, was like 5:30 in

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the morning. You guys were on the radio, was
listening to you guys. And you're like, okay, let's
look at what's happened with themovies this last weekend.
You're doing your like rapid fire helium talking.
And you were like, okay, this movie opened in #1 and Tropic
Thunder did the, and they're like, wait a minute, wait a
minute, where's Range movie? I don't even see it on the list,
Where's range movie? Oh, and then you guys were like,

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oh, oh, it opened at #1202.8 million.
Oh, and you guys were really sweet about it.
You weren't boning me at all. You're just like, oh, that's
gotta hurt. And I was literally driving at a
5:30 in the morning down the 101and you guys were like, oh,
that's gotta hurt. Poor rain.
Oh, what a disappointment. Oh, and and I literally started
to cry in the car. Kevin and Bean made me cry.

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But you guys were really supportive of it and really
sweet. It wasn't you were not like you.
You weren't, you know, but we don't ever want to be the
bearers of babies. We're not qualified to
disseminate hurtful information.Right.
It was like, oh, it was so it was so tough.
The Monday morning afterwards, it was just like, oh, pouring.
Oh, he didn't even make in the top ten.

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Oh, I was like driving on the 101.
That sucks. Well, we're sorry about that.
I guess it's good you get to be my memoir.
OK, No. All right.
Long after you're forgotten, Kevin and Bean, people will be
reading my memoir hundreds of years from now and say, who is
this mythical Kevin and Bean we read of?
They were not Dicks. I I didn't think they were

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hearing the clip of them just talking about it afterwards.
They weren't Dicks. So you're trying to get them an
extra promotion, But I mean, youknow, I got overruled by Lindsay
when I brought in that clip, shesaid they were Yeah, right.
Hey, Mom's not here now anythinggoes.
Right. We're going long.
Yeah, Yeah. So.

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So Bean doesn't even need to even think about apologizing
because they already talked about this on there.
Exactly. It's amazing that bean doesn't
remember that, but OK. All right, next clip.
Swiss Alps, by the way, my fourth favorite mountain range.
Yeah. God, stop it.
Yeah. Yesterday, Bean, I think we were
talking, what were we talking about?

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We were talking about Wonderwallby Oasis.
Yes. We had just played it, I
believe. Yes.
And Bean came out of it and saidthat's that's my favorite song
from the 90s. No, First he said, you know, as
I was going around making lists about these things as I do, I
was putting together my list of my, the best songs of the 90s.
And I have to say the Wonderwall's right up there.
Number one, we said, what are you talking about?

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He's like, you guys don't make lists, you know, just go run
making lists about everything and put them all in order,
everything that you see. He said that at the end of the
year he has a real problem, likewith his own list of his
favorite songs for the year. Like he makes lists for
everything. He's like, he's freaking Forbes
magazine, right? It doesn't matter if it's hot

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chicks or what the category is it publishing these lists.
He's a list not at all for himself, just in his mind.
And he fights with himself for hours.
Weird Bean world. He struggles with the list that
he must make. It's.
It's hard to imagine at this point that we're still finding
out new things about Bean. Weird.
We should have known though. Yeah, we should always say,
well, that's my fourth favorite,whatever or what's your, what's

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in your top three list of blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, I have no idea. We thought about that.
Make lists? No.
May I chime in, please? I made a list about reasons why
I make lists. Hold on, has anything been said
that's inaccurate? Just your surprise is a surprise
to me because, look, all we're talking about here is just is

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knowing where I stand on things.That's all.
Which I think, I think it's important.
I don't, I know that nobody elsecares where I stand, but it's
important for me to know what I am, what I am about.
But wait, you're confused by where you stand on things, but
do you do not speak with you on a regular basis?
Here's what I think. Are you like us?
Have you finally turned your back on you and can't talk to

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you anymore? I haven't.
I haven't at all. But look, how do I?
How do I put this into it? A person should know what he
believes, right? That's all I take.
Is about everything all the time.
In order in the numerical ranking, a person should know
where things are numerically ranked.
Yes, I I think let me get let megive you an example of where I

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run into trouble and I don't know I mean, look, you guys
always say I'm Aspergy. I'm not I don't think I am only
100%. So I don't know if this is if
this is going to work against me, but I see things in lists.
OK, that's how I Kanye sees music in colors.
I see things in lists. So for instance.

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What's your new Jingle? So I'll give you an example of,
of what happens. It's a perfect example.
So I went to the the supermarketthe other day and they were out
of Splenda, which I love. I'm a Splenda.
Splenda is my favorite of all the how's that category list of,
of sweeteners? Slender one blender is #1 clear,
obviously. And sweet and low is the worst.
Sweet and low is horrible. Everybody knows sweet and low.

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And then you got equal in between.
So, so I bought, I tried something new.
I bought something, it's called trivia, which I've never seen
before, never heard of before. And that's the sweetener that
I'm using right now because they're out of splendid.
So you're main slave Marty. Check that out first before you
ingest it. So I'm using trivia and I'm
thinking, do I like trivia more than I like equal?
Like I know it's not the best, but it's also not the worst.
Like where do I put that on the list?

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Because I think it's important to know that sort of thing so
that you can make just. Kind of internally know what you
like better and that's it. It's done.
I go, you know what, that's the one I like.
I'll buy that. But I think there's no Why does
it have to be ranked 'cause it'ssomething else.
In front of us, I'm not agonizing.
Because the next time I'm out, the next time I'm at a
restaurant or something like that, I'll have that, I'll have

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that database to access to know which one of the sweeteners I
should reach for. Because I'll already have
categorized which one is my, howfar ahead do you need to plan
for a sweetener in a meal? Well, I mean, that's a
sweetener. You look at what's in the jar
there and say, OK, I've heard that before.
I'll just use that one. I'm just, I'm not.
Give it another thought, right? Quantify it or put it down a

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list. Make a graph.
Let me say something, scientistsworking out my choice.
Let me say something that might make your head spin because this
is not the way you think. But I heard Wonderwall by Oasis
and I thought I like that song, that was enjoyable.
That's it. But I like how much And compared
to what? That's all that was my thought
process. Just I like the soul.

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It doesn't have to compare to something else and be ranked and
compared. They can stand alone.
It's just a pleasant experience.I think is expecting the world
to end at any moment. So then he needs to know like
his number one of everything andhis number 2 of everything so
that he could actually make an informed decision.
But it's not going to you're going to hear another song that
you like and you go, well, I like that.
I don't think I don't think there's anything wrong with self

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reflection, first of all, and I don't too much self reflection
though. But I mean, what isn't self
reflection this, but it kind of is.
No, it isn't. If you this is full blown
Asperger's listing items for thesake of it.
This is not you're not learning anything about your true self.
You're not navel gazing here, finding out anything important
about your persona. You're listing sweeteners, not
what you're doing. You have a list of sweeteners.

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What is that teaching you about yourself being other than
they're nuts? I like it Some some help Kevin
to be listening. Oh, they're not going to help
you on this. No, I'm just saying if there's
anyone else who can who can better describe what it is I've
tried to say. If you also make lists of things
in your life, please call. I'd like to hear from you at
1805I know that that makes me a Dick.

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But but let me say this is what I mean by self reflection,
Ralph. Like, what's your favorite
color? Blue, I guess, because I don't
know what my favorite, but hold on, babe, hold on, hold on.
Did you hear what Ralph said? Blue, I guess, you know, I guess
does it really matter to him? I like red a lot too.
Like black. I like red a lot too, and I like
black too. Those are probably among my top
2. But there's no conflict in
Ralph. But why can't I decide which one

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I like better? That's troubling to me.
Like, I should be able to make an opinion, you know, or make a
decision on which one of those colors I like better.
And it's troubling to me that I can't make that list sometimes.
So I'll spend some time going troubling pros and cons, you
know which one? Why, what?
Here's a point for black, point for red.
I it just, it's troubling to youbecause if you don't come to a

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firm conclusion, if you don't have an absolute choice, then
what happens? What what's the repercussions?
What then, ALDI, that I don't know who I am.
I don't know who you are. Why?
And I break ribs, Kevin. I just say that's what happens
to be. He's thinking about colors and
he can't figure out what's number one and what's #2 he's
out on the street. And so he just just passes out.

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Brain just shuts down. That was another real brain just
shuts down because he can't process what his number one
color is. Well, that's the point for
black. Fine qualities.
I don't understand how you cannot care what you like and

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don't like. We're not.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. See, this is where you're wrong.
It's not that we don't care whatwe like or dislike.
We could like blue and then we could like red, and that's all
cool. But you have to like one more
than the other, you know? You don't have you do you have.
You can't like them both. Exactly.
I know I like blue, right? I know I'm not fond of brown.
OK, so I don't wear a lot of brown, right?

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And I wear a lot. Where do they rank?
Where does black brown matter? I just look at that closet.
I say I like that color. I don't like that color.
I don't need that. I don't need a ranking.
What if you're in a restaurant and you don't know what kind of
sugar to get? But I got to Nicole.
Let's put Nicole on line 2, please.
He makes lists all the time. Nicole is my girl.

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Nicole. What is it like to have
Asperger's? I don't have.
Asperger's and I'm sorry that Ralph's going to hate me, but I
think he's my life organized. Keeps your life organized.
Organized. What's wrong with that?
You don't need organization whenit comes to a sweetener.
Buy one or don't. No, you totally do and colors.
Too, like it keeps me like a safe knowing that green is my

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favorite color and isn't and isn't that comforting to have
that decision made. And it's written down and it's
final and it's not something youhave to worry about.
Who worries about it? Who spends time worrying?
You know you're living a life ofillusion, right?
If you think that knowing exactly what rank your favorite
colors falls in gives you any control over your world

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whatsoever. Totally not.
You don't understand. Oh, we understand.
We understand. We're not diagnosed.
That's what we. Understand, Be a medical
healthcare professional, Nicole.Don't listen to them.
Nicole, I love you and you're right.
Thank you for calling. Okay Nicole.

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Nicole too. This is turning into a macadamia
day. His favorite nut.
That's right. He told us that was his favorite
nut list. That's right.
No, Mac. Damien's down low, Kevin.
Way low. Yeah.
Cashews. Sorry.
I'm sorry. I got confused at walnuts.
Strange lists. Yeah.
Walnut, pistachios. Then all.
Because if you don't know, Kevin, exactly what rank your

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favorite nuts fall in? How can you organize your life?
How can you get through your day?
Then who are you? Who are you really in the final
analysis if you don't know your nut list?
Thank you, Ralph. Finally, we agree on something
just about the nuts for a secondgo.

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Oh man. But sweeteners are important.
I mean, last night I ran out of simple syrup and I've been
making my own simple syrup. I've been making a brown sugar
one for my coffee. It tastes pretty beautiful and
so I made a a fresh batch of with a turbinado sugar, really

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delicious. So I had that with my coffee.
So sweeteners are important. I don't know.
Yeah, but that's a good healthy sweetener.
The fake sugars are awful. Well, I don't have a fake
favorite fake sugar. I just don't.
Need. It that was a cashew of a
segment. Wasn't it that was a cashew

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level? And that's the flashback.
Nice, nice. All right, I think it's my turn.
I will do the E podcast roundup.What's up Buttholes?
Nailed it. You get it when you want her to
pull out your podcast. We got it.

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Hello too, happy goodbye to the Blue Janky podcast.
All right, party people. It is the podcast roundup.
There was a lot of butthole jokes this week, so there's
going to be one or two sprinkledin here.

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All right, let's start off with not today.
Speaking of butthole, Jen commented on her new boyfriend's
Instagram and it kind of didn't go well.
And that's The thing is the onlytime we've ever gotten weird,
like I think I made a joke abouta butthole or something on his
Instagram and his parents did not know me.
And so he's like, you can't comment butthole on my

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Instagram. And I was like.
I'm a comedian. Like yeah, I can't.
Be I can't say butthole I can't live.
Yeah, it's like air. It's like air.
It's air to me. Butthole's such a funny word.
Butthole's the best word. Butthole's so much funnier than
an asshole. Yeah, butthole is hilarious.
I just realized that I spent a lot of time living my life with

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a filter on it. Yeah, and that filter does not
help me as an artist and a comedian.
And it your age, you shouldn't have to worry about a filter.
Most people wait until they're like 70 before that filter wears
off and then all that comes out is racism.
I'm just saying the word butthole.
Do you know what I mean? Like.
Yeah, and that hurts nobody. No, I mean it can.

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Got to warm it up first. Depends.
You got to fucking loosen it up.So a lot of this conversation
started because of the holidays and she's going to go meet his
family. And so that also transitioned
into girlfriend, boyfriend talk when you're in your 40s.
It's weird to go to a party and you're in your 40s.

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This is my girlfriend. That's my boyfriend.
Yeah, it is weird. Yeah.
Because I'm like, we're grown-ups.
Right. And partner makes it seem like
we're trying to avoid saying. Something yeah.
He gave me his leather jacket last week, you know what I mean?
Like that's I'm wearing his class.
That's how I feel, right? Because he took me to a work
thing recently and I was like. Girlfriend.
This is my girlfriend. Doesn't work and partner doesn't

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work. Partner and girlfriend doesn't
work his partner. Seems like you're trying to
avoid saying something. Yeah, and girlfriend seems
juvenile. Yes, lady friend says like you
paid for it. My lady friend, she can be your
lady friend too. Here's her Venmo.

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I hate you so much. I think that's true.
It gets a little weird once you hit 30 to say girlfriend or
boyfriend and nothing else quiteworks, you know?
They all somewhere after you're 30, My lady friend, my partner,
my significant other. The person that has a
restraining order out on me. Well, for in my case, yeah.

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Funny, I never thought about that.
Right. Yeah.
I never really well. You live in the mountains, you
just introduce people to the bears.
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, yeah.
So let's go over to the Kevin show.
Kevin was discussing the topic of you had an idea for an
invention, whether it is something that you think would

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be a great idea or something that you thought of and then it
and then somebody else thought of it and made a lot of money
out of it. I think Megan has $1,000,000
idea. Yes.
Pretty sure I. Came in the other day and I
said, all right, Kev, I've got it because I like to go to in
and out more than I should. And I went the other night and
it was a really long line. Yes.

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And I just thought someone should make an app where it
tells you how long the in and out lines are at all the
different locations. That'd be pretty.
Great. So you could just go.
You could just go near your house and figure out which one
has the shortest line. Yeah, because sometimes there's
one close enough to where you'relike, Oh, well, I might as well
just drive a little farther and the line will be shorter and
it'll be the, you know, probablysave time.

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And yeah, so that this is my bright idea.
What a great idea. Thank you.
I love it in and out. Get on that.
Come on. Bean had one back in the Kevin
and Bean days, which is you spell out the network on your
remote control for the television.
So if you want to watch TBS, youtype in TBS because it's seems
to be different on every single.Yeah.

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In every different place that you're living, yes.
Yeah. And it's almost impossible to
figure that stuff out. It's true.
I like that. And mine was the car chase
channel which has happened. OK, so just one channel
completely dedicated to car chases.
Around the clock, I thought we could get people in that were
being chased, have them give us insights.

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What were you thinking here whenyou jumped out of the car and
ran across the? Freeway Oh, I like that
interviews. OK so now is that on YouTube
then? No, it's an actual TV channel.
Yeah, Dave, the King of Mexico texted me, I don't know, a week
ago and said who we gonna sue. I was like, I didn't really do
any work on that one. I love.
It I, my idea is I want Kevin tohave a show on the car chase

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channel where he gives you the play by play of the car chase.
You know, you don't, you don't show him the car chase
beforehand. Maybe he does it from memory.
I don't know, because Kevin's pretty good at the car chases,
but he describes everything that's going on.
I would love to hear that. And then maybe he's the one
interviewing the people afterwards.
You can round them up, do the little sit down interview of

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what were you thinking when you,you know, jumped off that roof
or made it into Mexico and then tried to come back in.
You know, Jen, have you had any ideas for inventions ever?
Yes. All right, go ahead.
I knew you. Would so when when I was dealing
with granite. Trying pills for dogs is the

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worst fucking idea ever. But they just give you the same
human and the dog dose right? And they hate it and you can't
shove it down. You spite it in something.
I've tried the peanut butter, the hot uh, uh, he spits it out
every time. I can smell it.
So I started getting a little clever and I would make like a
little gravy or whatever and crush it up in there and then I

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would put it in a syringe in hismouth, right?
And that was the only way I could get him the meds and, and
it totally worked and he didn't fight me and it was the best
thing ever. And so I've been asking some of
the pet people like, do you guyshave something that's like a
gravy or something that I could do the same thing?
Should I have to administer another pill for a different
dog? And I ended up getting in a

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test, a sample box the other day.
And it's liquid protein food forcats, for cats that don't have
teeth. I guess I don't know.
And I'm like, this is perfect. Something 'cause people are
lazy, they they won't do what I will do, right?
They have to have it done for them.
So I thought I can bring this into my store.
You need meds, try this. You know what I mean?
So yeah, that was my latest and greatest.

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Nice Jen's gravy. Yeah, keep your pets safe.
That's actually pretty brilliant.
I don't I'm surprised that pet medicine has to come in pill
form. Why doesn't it come like in a
like in a syringe like that? Right.
Well, when I gave him the antibiotics, it was the

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azithromycin and it, it's a liquid, It's pink and it's
sweet. He had no problem taking that.
So I'm kind of like, this is what I need to do, you know?
So, yeah, so. Anyhow, let's go with a moment
with Ralph. And now a moment with Ralph.
All right, let's move on to happier topic, please.

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You, Ralph, Carmen and you, our new show starting with your
phone calls. We love it when you reach in.
What? We'll reach out.
We love it when you reach out. That's what we.
OK, well, sometimes I love it when you reach.
I do like it when. You're like with two fingers.

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Maybe not with that blue thing on your fingers.
All the fingers. Just get a latex glove.
That was a moment with Ralph. Ralph was Ralph has been a
little off this week and this might be why.
The Friday show was cancelled and replaced with a flashback,
and here's the reason. I just want to give you a

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programming note. No new show tomorrow.
I will be spending the day in the hospital going through a
battery of tests until they can figure out what the hell is
wrong with me. Ever since that event last week
where the paramedics have been, we're called in, I have been not
right. Something's not right with the
old ticker, with the old insides.

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Something's going on. Get it checked out.
So I found me a new Doctor and Dr. E, as I like to call him,
because he gives me ecstasy. That's why you.
Like, not really a doctor. Not really a doctor, it's a guy
out of a van. I met a Burning Man.
But still he makes me feel good.He's excellent.
He's a, he's my new GP and and my new cardiologist.

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And he said, yeah, this isn't right.
We're going to have to give you a work up with some things and
some dye shot into you and some radioactivity and some scans and
you're going to spin you in a centrifuge and we're going to
we're going to turn you into a paste.
So for Ralph's birthday, he got turned into a paste, a

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radioactive paste. So I hope he's OK, Hope
everything comes back normal. Yeah, it's a good thing he's
going. He found somebody to go.
OK. So Edwin, would you like to play
a game? Yes, I'd love to.
OK, so listener Lenny had mentioned that I need to figure

(26:53):
out a way to stump you on animation.
So this week in Hello Death there was 3 deaths that had to
do with animation. So the game is I'm going to play
you part of the clip, and then you're going to have to guess
what animation Ralph references.Some of these voices may have
other cartoons that they did, but let's see if you can figure
it out. And so this is a game I call

(27:15):
Stump Edwin. But a boom.
But a boom. All right, there's a excellent
level of production there. All right, if Edwin gets it

(27:37):
right, you will hear this one everything's.
Coming up. Edwin, if Edwin gets it wrong,
you'll hear this one, which is the the famous moment where his
desk fell apart during one of our recordings.
All right, so here's the question.
Dave Willick, great character actor, died on this day of 1990.
He was in a ton of movies and TVshows.

(27:59):
You probably know his face or his voice.
He was also a very popular animation voice actor.
Wow, I'm embarrassed to say I don't know.
Dave Willick. Wait, give me a second.
Dave Willick. Dave Willick?
I could have sworn I just saw this somewhere.
He does the famous announcing for a cartoon.
Oh, he's the announcer for a cartoon.
Mm hmm. Dave Willick, announcer for a

(28:21):
cartoon? Oh, was he the announcer for
Mighty Mouse? No, no.
So let's let's play the clip. And he was the narrator for one
of my favorite cartoons growing up, The Wacky Races.
And now here they are, the most daredevil group of daddy drivers
to ever whirl their wheels in the Wacky Races.

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And that's where Mudley comes from.
I am shocked. I think the game's over.
Well, I got two more clips so. So let's do this one.
Penny Singleton. She didn't die at 27.
She died at 95 On this day, she was she was a Singleton.

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Sorry, oops. Both of those apply, I think
2003 She died on this day. She was a great.
She's a great voice actress. Penny Singleton famous cartoon.
Thinking she was Penelope. Pit Stop.
No, no, no, Edwin. For many years, she was the

(29:25):
voice of Jane Jetson. Hi, Mom, Elroy.
How many times have I told you not to wear your space boots in
the house? That's right, walking across the
ceiling. Elroy Jack, It's Jetson space.
Boots. Space boots.
I got it when you're oh for two.Hope you're happy out there,

(29:46):
Lenny. OK, this is the last one and I
thought this was going to be thehardest one.
I kind of saved this one for lasted.
I would stump you, but let's seeif you can get this one. 2001
Albert Haig passed away. German American actor, singer
and composer. You may remember him as the
music teacher in the TV series and movie fame.

(30:08):
Big heavyset guy, white beard, white the hair.
He was also a very talented composer.
As a composer, what the cartoon did he compose for?
I'll give you a hint, it's a special.
Scooby-doo the. Fuck.

(30:29):
This, well, this one was kind ofa reach, but.
He composed all the music for the classic Christmas special,
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. Abu.
Dhabi. Abu Dhabi.
So and Edwin blanked out. I I stumped Edwin.

(30:53):
I feel bad. Well, there you go, Lenny.
I I achieved my dream of stumping Edwin.
Can you? Can you stop Edwin?
Can you can. You stop, Edwin.

(31:14):
Let's all let's all stop Edwin. Well, I'm better on Golden Age
stuff than I am TV stuff, so that's going to be my excuse.
Lenny tried to stop me on a Golden Age looney tune and then
we'll see what happens. All right, let's go over to the
3/4 Human podcast with Sluggo, Kevin and Kat.

(31:35):
They brought up well, in 2014 atAlmost Acoustic Christmas is the
concert where Bean fell off the stage.
And so this piece, this week's episode or the Tuesday's
episode, they went in depth on that whole situation and
everything that happened. So essentially, Bean fell off

(31:56):
the stage. They called the ambulance, they
tried to take him to the hospital and Bean in Bean's Bean
Ness refused to go to the hospital because, well, you just
fell off of a 10 foot stage, you're fine, you know, walking
off. So he refused to go.
They told Kevin to try and get him to go to the hospital and go

(32:16):
in the ambulance and he refused.I mean, I don't know why.
And so Jimmy offered to take him.
And Jimmy said, you know what, I'll take him in my car so that
he's comfortable and I'll drive him to a hospital.
And I was like, OK, that's a solution.
That's a great solution. If he's not going to do it on

(32:38):
his own right, Jimmy, he'll do it.
So Jimmy was very, very like driven.
This is the most important thingin the world is to get Bean to
the hospital. This is very Jimmy, by the way.
This is how. He is.
Actually, by the way, he clearedpeople out of the way initially
to get to get Bean out. Wow.
Like I saw Jimmy like he was like a he just parted the ocean

(33:00):
so they could take care of Bean.It was amazing.
So Jimmy walks out to the parking lot and walks around the
forum one entire time and can't find his car.
This is. This is classic.
So he walks around the forum onemore time and still can't find

(33:20):
his car. And he's driven by this really
pure idea of getting Bean some help, but he can't find his car.
We've all been there, right? You're trying to get your alarm
to chirp or something. And I was like, I was standing
backstage with Bean and I was going, what the hell is going on

(33:41):
with Jimmy? He said he left like 10 minutes
ago. This is a pretty small parking
lot. And he literally couldn't find
it for about 15 minutes. Eventually got his car there,
picked up Bean. Bean made him drive him home and
drop him off. And then Bean came into work the
next day. What?
Yeah. So Bean didn't even go to the
doctor. I don't get it.

(34:03):
I mean, he's. The healthiest man alive.
Obviously. And Cat goes into the story of
how she was on the other side, and then she talks about Jed,
the fish and Rodney kind of likehaving a little weird thing
going on after it's it's a hilarious episode to catch that
episode because it's way too much for me to cover here.

(34:24):
But yeah, Bean didn't want to goto the hospital.
Bean fell off the stage. Bean was obviously really hurt.
I know, I know people that have fallen off of stages like that
that have gotten like really seriously injured.
So thankfully Bean wasn't maybe,I don't know, He kind of still
falls all the time. All right, Speaking of Bean,

(34:44):
let's go to cup of tea in the chat.
It was a very important Friday for Bean.
And of course, Ali was on top of.
It all right, Ali, my turn. Yeah, I don't bring this up for
any particular reason, but, you know, I hate birthdays.
I've Oh my gosh, Bean. I'm not a fan of birthdays.
I do not agree. Celebrate birthdays.
Please listen to what I'm sayingand then dial it back.

(35:08):
I don't do birthdays. I understand that other people
feel differently about it. I've never understood it.
And in my mind birthdays are stupid and dumb because the only
thing for me a birthday represents is thanks to my
parents for fucking. I mean, that's essentially what
it boils down to, right? They're the reason I'm here.
So Ali forgot his birthday. Ali didn't bring it up once up

(35:29):
until he mentioned it. And of course being hates
birthday so he round it up so that he can make her feel bad.
Perfect, right? I am going to make a line of
gift cards. A birthday card is based on
Bean's thinking about birthdays.Congratulations on your parents,
effing so. Right.

(35:50):
Those are perfect gift cards. I think, I think that would be
should be sent out. I think we should design.
It's funny though, I have a cardin my store and it's they're
called trash talk cards and they're funny.
And there's a picture, I don't know of a couple, black and
white, and it's something like happy birthday, your parents had
sex. They're right along those lines.

(36:13):
It's funny. I think that's the way I'm going
to just wish happy birthday to people on the in the group.
Just like congratulations on your parents taking a nap.
All right, so Lindsay was supposed to be here, but I guess
she's not feeling well or she stayed an extra day in

(36:33):
Australia. She had a call on that Cup of
Tina chat. This is Lindsay from a car.
And Christopher Wing from Sydney.
His car in Sydney. We have just returned from the
very first tea bagger meet up inSydney Which consisted of 1
Australian and one me. What the heck is Lindsay, who

(36:56):
lives in her car, doing on vacation in Australia, I'm
wondering. She can't there.
Amazing. A teabagger meet up in
Australia. I swear to God we've got like 10
listeners there now. This is the beginning of
something great. We got to get more of these
going. All right, let's hear more.
Christopher apparently killed. Thanks for that podcast, Bean,

(37:17):
because he was the last guest onthere.
That is true. Which was what he was trying to
say when you hung up on him, Bean.
How dare you. And also, I think the quiz was
rigged, but that's just me saying that.
What else were we talking about?No quiz this week.
Did I kill the quiz? Did he kill not only thanks for
that podcast being, but also thequiz?

(37:39):
We'll have to find out on next week's quiz.
Dun Dun Dun bye all. Right as we are listening to
this together, we know whether the quiz went off today or not,
or if Christopher really was thelast ever quizzer and killed the
whole segment. Oh my gosh could he be multiple
show killers? He could, He could.
He is the Angel of death, Christine.

(38:00):
Really. I've said it for years, Yeah.
So she had a meet up in Australia with Chris, drove
around his car. I think they eventually made a
turn because I just heard the signal the whole time.
The little blinker. She called back with a personal
minutiae Jingle. Got a fun personal minutia

(38:21):
Jingle Won't last we heard from Lindsay living in her car.
She was in somebody else's car. She was on holiday, I assume,
but maybe she's moved there. We don't know the circumstances,
but we found her in Australia along with Teabagger.
Chris, right, right. Not only did they call to leave
that initial message, they also left this personal minutiae
message, which is on the back ofthe conversation that we had
from that other Aussie listener about things that the crowd

(38:43):
chants at concerts for various songs.
Remember we talked about the ACDC one and then there was
another one. Well, here it is.
Am I ever gonna have minutiae again?
Fuck no, get fucked, Fuck off. Am I ever gonna have personal
minutiae again? Fuck no get fucked.
Fuck off. What to be more unusual person
who should do this we've ever had?

(39:05):
I love it when they're timely. Of course, right?
I love it when anybody calls andleaves us a message.
Thank you very much for all the people who have done their civic
duty with their personally. It's Jingle.
I wish Lindsay was here so we could make fun of her, but.
Lindsay was on fire. That was 2 shows that Roshi got
on. Well done.
Well done, Lizzie. Well done.

(39:25):
This is the podcast roundup Bean.
What did you think? You are one dumb fuck.
Not quite the most constructive criticism being Ally.
Did you have anything to add to Bean's comment?
You you didn't like this roundupat all?
Absolutely trifecta of fuckery. What are we doing here?

(39:50):
No. Oh well, next time anyhow.
Bringing you the news from 2014 is Edwin with The Week the West.
Press the button, my friend. Send me back into time.
Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he'sa funny man.
Edwin's funny pretty much every time.
Funny, funny man. It's a new day.

(40:14):
You can't power feature presentation.
Well, how could this have gottenon the air in 2014?
Chilly. I got chilly on my knees.
Chilly on your knees. Well, that could only be Kevin.
You guys are going to love that story.

(40:35):
I am doing the week that was November 10 to 14, 2014.
Let's start off with the almost acoustic Christmas announcement.
This was a big one. This was the 25th 1 and so
here's the line up. All right, it's finally time.
Lisa, you ready? Yes, I'm ready.
I'm. Glad you ready?
I'm ready. Hit it Steve.

(40:55):
Yes, it's Christmas once more. And above all, the 25th annual K
Rock Almost Acoustic Christmas Night one Saturday, December
13th, the 4th. It starts with Linkin Park

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incubus. Rise Again, the 25th annual K

(41:46):
Rock Almost Acoustic Christmas Oil, Blood, politics and What
would you like for Christmas? The 25th annual K Rock, Almost

(42:13):
Acoustic Christmas and System of A Down.

(42:34):
The 25th annual K Rock Almost Acoustic Christmas Night 1K
Rock. St. team on sale Friday at noon.
Details at krock.com. Proceeds benefit Carlos Neos.
Listen every hour on the hour from 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM to win
tickets. Rock that is what up for
Saturday, December 13th at the Forum.

(42:55):
Night number one in alphabeticalorder again for you is Bush Fall
Out Boy Incubus Lincoln Park. New politics rise against one of
the best new bands of the year, Royal Blood system of a down
their long way to return and Walk The Moon.
That's all. Night 1 exclusive K Rock St.
team on sale is this Friday at noon.
Now you know we're not going to stop there, because now here's
night 2 for Sunday the 14th of December at the Forum.

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What you're about to hear, no one has ever heard before.
Indeed. Truly a very, very special
feeling round here. With the wave of a magic wand,
Hollywood turns into Santa ClausLane The 25th annual K Rock

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almost acoustic Christmas Night 2 Sunday December 14th The Forum
for the first time ever 22 Here is

(44:08):
your Christmas host Weezer the 25th annual K rock almost
acoustic Christmas Modest Mouse.Tears For Fears, the 25th annual

(44:47):
K Rock Almost Acoustic Christmas.
The children are tucked in theirbeds waiting for Interpol.
Alt J Man's Joy. Wanna go for a ride?

(45:08):
Smashing Pumpkins? Yes, the approach of the holiday
season gets a gala send off in Movie Town USA.
Imagine Dragons. 25th Annual K Rock Almost Acoustic Christmas

(45:40):
Night, 2 Rock St. team on sale Friday at noon.
Proceeds benefit our wooden Junior Center.
Listen every hour on the hour from 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM to win
tickets. Yeah, so the 2014 Almost
Acoustic Christmas, that was insane.

(46:00):
Go to that show. I know the other day would have
been better than anything they got going now and that was two
nights. Pretty impressive.
Well, I just looked on YouTube and they're they're not all in
one video, but a lot of the bands from that show are on
YouTube. So that's what I'll be doing
this evening. Yeah, whenever I go back and

(46:21):
hear the old commercials for theAcoustic Christmas, it's really
interesting to see the way they do the commercials, the way they
cut them and edit them. That was such a big part of
their their social media presence and just their, what do
they call that brand imaging back then?
Yeah, very interesting to look back.
Yeah, and really well done all the the way they're they just

(46:43):
bring back so many memories. Just hearing the announcements,
just the the music and and soundeffects in between each artist
and the way they transition is really cool.
So they started talking about the past almost acoustic
Christmases. I'm not going to bring the whole
segment in, but being reviewed the first five of them, it was

(47:04):
really interesting. You should go back.
That was, I think that was Monday, so that would have been
November 10th. And I cut out the 1994 portion
because I found it had a lot of interesting bands and
interesting stories. 1994 was the year Bad Religion played
again. The Black Crows were on the
bill. Hole played and they were Great

(47:25):
Jesus and Mary Chain. If I remember correctly, when
Hole played, there was a there was a long pause, a long hole in
the show, so to speak, because we couldn't get a certain
somebody out of that person's dressing room.

(47:45):
Really. Yep.
And we were like, what do we do?She won't come out of the
dressing room. Hold, please.
Hold please. That sounds like our Courtney
Seal was back that year in 1994.By the way, 1994 also is the
first visit from Stone Temple Pilots to an acoustic Christmas

(48:05):
show. They ended up playing others
after that. That was our first appearance of
Weezer on an acoustic Christmas show.
They're playing again next month.
Veruca Salt was on the bill. Liz Fair played that year.
Sheryl Crow played that year, bythe way, on K rock show.
Sheryl Crow song. Sheryl Crow?
Yes. Here's another band that you
probably have forgotten that wasone of the big stars of 1994.

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How strange does it hear? Does it sound now to hear the
Brian Setzer Orchestra? That was played on K Rock.
Do you remember the swing music years?
I'm trying to block them out. All the Brian Setzer and the

(48:49):
cherry popping Daddies and the big bad Voodoo Daddy.
We played all of that stuff on K.
Here's what I remember about Brian Setzer in his orchestra.
He brought them all to the Kevinand Bean show and they
performed, and we were in a muchsmaller studio and we didn't
have a space for them to perform.
So the orchestra lined up outside in the hallway and
salespeople and management people were like ducking

(49:12):
underneath them and walking downand trying to get through the
hallway that they were performing in.
Went all the way down the hall out into the kitchen, backed by
the DJ lockers. There were like 17 of them in
the Brian Setzer Orchestra at the time, but they were on the
bill back in 1994. So there you go.
That's the first five years of the K Rock Acoustic Christmas
shows. Isn't it crazy to think about
some of those bands that we played and some of those bands

(49:34):
that played those shows? I feel like the 25th annual K
Rock Almost Acoustic Christmas is going to be better.
I don't know. Where's the Squirrel Nut
Zippers? I mean, that's what I was
looking for that year. I I I remember back in the 90s
though they also used to do a Christmas song to go most of the
bands would do. Like I remember the Stone Temple

(49:55):
Pilots they did the Christmas time this year.
They did a really nice version of that song.
Christmas albums. For I think for that album and
for the the night that they sang, I mean, it kind of
conjunct it kind of was part of the the whole activities.
They did the Christmas song for the Christmas album and then it
was part of the performance. I remember the Violent Femmes

(50:18):
they had mentioned them as part of like the first acoustic
Christmas and they did have a Holly jolly Christmas and I
always loved that version. It was pretty cool because
they're just weird. They're just some weird guys,
the violent fans. Yeah, that's another thing that
I loved about K Rock back then is if you go through the the

(50:39):
list of of bands that played each year, it just fascinated
because it reminds you what was going on at K Rock back then.
Like one year was Tony Bennett. And yeah, that's like Tony
Bennett. And he's like, yeah, he had an
album out I think with Lady Gaga.
I think he did the duet. So he became very big again and
the the K Rock audience loved him.

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So that and the swing thing was always kind of interesting to
me. Yeah, I, I remember.
Yeah, the swing, even swing years were weird, kind of cool,
but just weird in and of itself.Just that it was such a popular,
popular part of K Rock. And then it just went away.
Yeah. You know.

(51:21):
I think it's kind of like disco.It was fun dance music if you're
going to bars and stuff like that, you know what I mean?
You, you did the you did the Lindy Hop, Jen.
Yeah. Yeah, they seem to have arrows
that they had that swing thing for a while.
They mentioned Sheryl Crow. I remember for a while they were
doing all those singer songwriters, Tori Amos, Fiona

(51:41):
Apple, Sheryl Crow, Jewel, and that was like a a year, year and
a half deal. So there there were different
epochs in K rock and it's just kind of interesting to go back
and look at them. Yeah, there was always the like
the the Le Ferre artist, you know, the really good woman
artist that was always part of KRock, you know, But just the

(52:05):
swimming era was so weird. Like the squirrel.
Yeah. I can't even explain the
Squirrel Nut Zippers to my kids.Like, what do I do?
Like in the 90s, people went back to the 1930s.
Yeah. It's.
Very strange. Especially K rock, which was the
the cutting edge, you know, of alternative music.
Yeah, I liked it. They were good.

(52:26):
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy was pretty good too.
They were all talented. It was just a weird thing to
hear on K Rock. Yeah, when they come on now, I'm
like, Oh my God, I remember thatand I always turn it up.
I'd never change it when that comes on.
So Speaking of The Smashing Pumpkins, they were on one of
those nights, so they did just asecond with Smashing Pumpkins.

(52:48):
Now we're not going to play it because this segment is funny,
because the callers were insane and it was very funny.
A Smashing Pumpkins fan, now is your chance.
If you're able to identify the song you into the drawing,
someone will win tickets for night number two of the 25th
annual K Rock almost acoustic Christmas show.
Who's first? We're going to play it twice.
So you do get 2 listens to identify it.
First is Hector in Los Angeles. Hi, Papazel.

(53:11):
Papazel out of you, Hector. Well delivered wig is a Papazel
and I feel like maybe he's calling in as the on the dead
topic. All right, you ready for just a
second? Sure.
There you go. Good night tonight.
Yeah, today is right. Your second guess was the right

(53:33):
one. I'm so sorry, Hector.
That's what we were looking for.But thanks for playing.
What a bummer. You knew something so
positively, too. Eric and Burbank.
Hi. Hey, by the way, that might be
good advice for the other callers to maybe don't blurt out
the first thing you think. Since you have the opportunity
to hear it twice. Go ahead and listen to it twice
all. Right.
I will take that in new account.Here you go one more time.

(53:55):
I. Don't know today.
Today. Sorry, I it's called i.e.
YE and there's no today today. There's either today or there's
tonight. Tonight.
There's no today today. But thank you for playing

(54:16):
anyway. All right, so far we're O for
two. Who's next?
Danny in Long Beach. What up?
What up? Hey, Danny.
What's talking? You ready?
Yeah. What's that being established A
minute. Welcome to you.
And how are you today? Danny, we we have established
that we are all on the phone andthat we're having a good time

(54:37):
and we're best friends. Now.
Let's play the game. Pretty easy.
That's tonight. Tonight.
What's happening? Are you kidding?
1999, My bad. 1979 in 1979. Nineteen 99.
That's Prince. He's not playing.
As far as we've had three contestants that were positive.

(55:00):
Yes. None.
Right. All three of them were wrong.
All right. Somebody's got to be in this
drawing, right? Adam from Whittier.
Yes. Hey.
Hey. Hi.
Are you ready? Yes, hey.
That's the second, Adam, I want to give you a hint here because
we're not doing so well. The answer is not tonight.
Tonight, OK? Or everybody seems to want it to
be, but it's not. Or today today or today today.

(55:23):
All right, So listen, Greg, let us play it twice for you and
then tell us the name of this smashing pumpkin song.
The world is the world is it's night today.
It's one of those incredible things I've ever heard about

(55:44):
the. World is a vampire.
How is this happening? I are they are we being punked?
Seriously, is there a camera on us right now being punked?
That is bullet with butterfly wings.
And right now there are so many Smashing Pumpkins fans who are
just saying seriously, clear thelines.
Put me on, put me in coach. I'm ready to play.

(56:04):
We have 0 for four. Yeah, right.
Is this the new hardest game in the world?
Dare we try again? I don't think we're in the
sudden death yet. I think we still got some time,
but we're getting close to that.Ilean.
Hi. Hi.
From Los Angeles. Do you know the pumpkins?
I'm sorry, do you? Do you know The Smashing
Pumpkins? Yes, I.
Do. OK, we're going to play.

(56:24):
Wait a second. What have you been thinking
about your fellow contestants? I've known all the answers.
I'm getting mad. You're getting mad, right?
I would imagine, because those were pretty obvious.
All right, here's your song Twice.
Oh my gosh. Oh my God.

(56:46):
Don't say today I will come overthere and murder you.
You said you knew all the answers.
Yes, all the ones are the ones before.
How do you not know this one? It was disarmed.
Yeah. All right.
Today I 1979 bullet with butterfly wings disarmed.

(57:09):
We're going to do, I guess, one more.
As soon as one person gets one right, they win.
We're not asking too much. This isn't that hard, right?
It's not that hard. Look, I would honestly, I
wouldn't be able to play this game because I would totally
know the clip and I wouldn't know the title, right?
But it seems like there are a lot of people out there who

(57:31):
could do better than I could. One of them is going to be Corey
from Paris. I feel good about this, Corey
Art. Well, we're doing poorly.
We're trying to give away tickets tonight #2 of the 25th
annual K Rock almost this Christmas, and we're doing
poorly. Here you go.
Here's your song. I'm going to give it to you
twice. Give us the title.
If you're right, you win. What?

(57:55):
Say it again tonight. Tonight, it's finally tonight.
All right, Corey, you're going to be seeing Smashing Pumpkins
along with Tears For Fears, Vance Joy, Weezer, Modest Mouse,
Interpol, Imagine Dragons, Alt J, and a little band called you
too. Congratulations.

(58:17):
Thanks for listening and thanks for playing.
Just a second. How good was that?
Amazing. Now I'm listening to someone
it's Kevin and Megan show. When Kevin Stockdale posted, I
just download the entire month and just listen to it, you know.
And so they're doing, I'm sure Christopher heard this.
They're doing the tickets for 21pilots.

(58:40):
Right. Oh yes.
Oh my God. These was.
It's the polar opposite. They do it.
It was just a second like that and they started doing it in the
normal way and then they would get it every time.
The first fucking caller. It was amazing.
So then they started doing what?Just a second backwards and they

(59:03):
were still getting it. Oh my God, it was.
It would just lay up and then they'd be like, it's it's this
song. And then and I'm like, I've
never even heard of the 21 pilots that well, like, yeah,
they they would just play 1 and the 21 pilots they don't have
like they're more computers and,and synthesizers.
So it wasn't like a a guitar riff.

(59:25):
It was just like a noise, like a, a Bing bong Bing.
And then it's like, yes. And then like, yeah.
And they're like, that's the 21 pilots off of their seventh
album with the the second track.And they just knew everything.
It was amazing. Fans are exactly, I couldn't do
that with one of my favorite artists at all.
So it's but it's a fun listen. If I don't know how you guys

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listen to it, but it's fun because then it goes into the
next. It's only like 1520 minutes each
show. Yeah.
So then so you get into the nextday right away and they're doing
it again. And I was just like.
He's just what do we have to do?What do we?
Have to do to, like, fool them. Yeah, yeah.
Man, so it's fun. Listen.
It's quite a contrast to that Smashing Pumpkins 1 because

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those are iconic songs and they couldn't get them.
In all fairness, though, Smashing Pumpkins have weird
titles like You know, Tonight Tonight, Today, 1979, Bullet
with. They don't even mention bullet
with butterfly wings in the song.
It's like, I would be like, that's the World is a vampire
song like. Yeah, that's what I thought it

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was anyway. It's always fun to hear the
Kevin and Bean audience. I think it was a bunch of Wakem
bakers that called that dude. Nice.
Let's end with another. This was a spectacular Kevin
moment. Christopher was texting me, oh,
did you hear this? And I'm like, yeah, So I got to
bring it in. It's Kevin being Kevin.
Well, I have to like, send you clues because I don't want to

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spoil it, you know? So I just said, like, what did I
say? Like chili?
The chili segment, right? Something like that.
I call it Kevin versus Chili in my notes.
So let's see what Kevin was up to.
I. Don't know how much should got
torn. What did happen there, Kevin?
Let's take a minute. Here's what happened.
Time. Let's not take a minute.

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We'll take just a minute. And I walk in.
You're a grown ass man, Yeah. And you're at your place of work
and you walk in, Yes. And one of your coworkers says.
You're 7, your shirt is. Torn.
You know that your shirt is torn, right?
And I say no. And you look down expecting
what? A little nick, a little tear, a
little pull? Yeah, it's it's.

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Like 4 inch, 5 inch, 6 inch like. 6 all the way up.
It's like someone attacked you with a knife.
Yeah, that's what it looks like.You're just walking around that
way. And it's a relatively new shirt.
How do you think it happened? I have no idea.
Now, we're assuming it did not happen on your body because you
would have felt that there be orthere be some, some visible scar

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or something, right? No, it's all questionable.
I mean, it was torn when you putit on.
I guess it's my question, Kevin.We don't know.
Anything could happen. He could have been mugged in the
parking lot and not remember. Well, the weird thing is that
it's like Ralph said, it's not just a tiny little cut.
It's it's at least 6 inches, right?
Torn from the bottom up. Right.
I know that this is going to be a diversion inside a diversion,

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but didn't you ask Kevin in the meeting yesterday?
Dude, what's going on with your leg?
Are you bleeding? Yeah, I thought that was
different. Kevin often will walk in to the
show with scraped knees like he's an 8 year old, like he fell
off his scooter. I mean, invariably he'll have
some bloody Raspberry on his knee from something he did.
So I said to him, oh dude, your knee.

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And what? How did you scrape your knee?
Your knee scraped and he reacheddown and rubbed it off.
It wasn't blood. In fact, it was chilly.
I said no, that's chili. I have chili on my knees.
What are you mealing in chili? No, we had what's wrong with
you? Pinks delivered hot dogs, right?
So I had a chili. The best of my knowledge goes in
your mouth. But what the part that you

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missed was me being about 75% covered in chili.
So I spent about 15 minutes cleaning myself off thinking,
all right, I got it all. All I missed was my knee, but I
had it on my hands. I had on my face.
I'm pretty sure there was. It was in my my hair.
I don't know what's fascinating.It's like an explosion.

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If we were talking about a 12 year old or a 14 year old who
was ripping his clothes and getting chili on his knees, you
would say, seriously, grow the Fup.
Learn how to live like an adult.You're 14 years old.
I'm into a special doctor. I'm pretty happy with the way I
live. I'm enjoying myself.
I'm enjoying myself. I'm just a mighty 1-2 punch,
isn't it? I was just happy that it was

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only on my knee. I was literally swimming.
How do you get to work every morning?
Chili. It's just it goes to have a
swimming in your mouth, your hand to your mouth.
That's the chili dog. So, you know, chili dogs can be
pretty messy. You know what?
I can manage a chili dog pretty well.
A lot of chili on it, though. There's a lot of chili.

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Well, as it blows up, unless someone throws A grenade at me
while I'm eating a chili dog, usually it doesn't get all over
the place. I was swimming in chili.
So I think the fact that I got it all off except for my knee is
a positive. OK, Congratulations, Kelly.
Please drink responsibly. Yeah.
Why don't you drink responsibly,Kevin?
I think we got to send some chili dogs to Kevin at K Rock,

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see what happens. I.
Mean, how do you get chili on your knee?
I'm, I'm, I'm at a loss. I mean, yeah, maybe a dribble on
your shirt, maybe. Or maybe on your mouth.
Yeah, but on on your knee. Or maybe he was standing when he

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ate it. Still, like there's I.
Don't know. Yeah.
You can't explain Kevin. I have kids, and the last time
my kids had food on their knee like that would was when they
were babies. Yeah.
Yeah. They they just no control.
Food goes everywhere. They throw it all over the
place. I don't understand how Kevin
eats a chili dog. Does he eat it from the middle?

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I don't. It doesn't.
It blows my mind. Does does his does Marin have to
cut his food? Like cut up his chili dog until
like even fights. Yeah, maybe she should.
Let's move on to the last clip, the show Sonic Highway.
We talked about it before the Foo Fighters.
Or not the Foo Fighters. No, the Foo Fighters.

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No, but I don't think it was thewhole band.
It was just. It was Dave Grohl.
Yeah, Dave Grohl. Well cuz OK, cuz you're talking
about Rodney. Wasn't he interviewed by Pat
Smear? So it's all the Foo Fighters
just helping y'all, OK? Yeah, I'm saying they came to
LA, They went to each different city, to famous studios in the
city. So the current one was with

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Rodney and they were all very excited about that, so they
called Rodney to ask about it. And one of the places they go to
is to Rodney Bingenheimer, K Rock's own Rodney Bingenheimer's
apartment, and Pat Smear interviews Rodney.
Now, I've not seen in all the material I've seen about this
episode. I haven't seen any trailers of
Rodney's part, so I don't know how much he's on the show.
But we thought, what a thrill. Let's find out and get Rodney on

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the show right now and ask him some questions about it.
Hey, Rodney. All right, Rodney on the Rock
show 106.7. It's not Godhead.
We're calling you at home. It's actually our show calling
me at Daily Bigenheimer Manor, as you refer to it, that is
Godhead. So your friend Pat Smear PO
11:00 on HBO, right? That's right.

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Foo Fighters, Sonic Highways. Sonic Highways.
Yeah, I got that. 11:00 on HBO said that tonight.
OK, so it's Los Angeles. Los Angeles covered all of that.
So let's talking of Los Angeles,let's talk about what we have.
Smear comes to my apartment, said all that and he sits down
and talks to me. OK, Now, Rodney Bigenheimer
about all the things of Los Angeles.

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How how long did he talk to you people from music and all the
bands that came out of Los Angeles, How much are you a part
of the show through the 70s and the 80s?
And I don't like the 90s, but I've heard the history of Los
Angeles music is rich with bandsand music.
What did you Los Angeles? Have you seen the finished

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product? All right, any questions?
What what particular things did you talk to Pat about South Los
Angeles and the music that came out of Los Angeles, Right.
But you're part in it. You talk about your your
friendship with the Monkeys or how close you were to study and

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share or I mostly talk about themusic Los Angeles and right that
at 11:00 on HBO HBO Foo FightersSonic conference race will be on
and then Pat Smear sits down in in your pad my pad talking to me
about all the music from Los Angeles that came out from all

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the years. So we should just watch that.
You're not going to tell us anything.
All the different bands have been in what's happening right
now. Now my friend is playing the
piano. Are you, is that, is Brian
Wilson at your house? Yeah.
Brian Wilson lives on my couch. Now What?
From The Beach Boys. Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys.

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And he's going to be watching tonight at 5.
No. HBOHBO at 11.
At 11. Right o'clock.
Episode 11. No, it's episode 5 at 11:00.
Sonic Fighters. Foo Highways.
Nope. Brian, Brian.
Every day the enemy's on the phone.
We're not the enemy, we're on your side.

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How you guys doing? I didn't know we were going to
be talking to Brian Wilson too. My friend Rodney singing.
I ever bought all the music. Now are you are you a focus of
it too or is it just Rodney? I I went out and got this guy's

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coffee when they were talking toPat Smear and he said, can I get
some coffee? And I said, yeah, I don't get
out of Starbucks and get you some coffee.
That's sad. I got this guy's coffee.
Really nice guy. And so we just started.
That's, that's sad, right Brian?You're just getting coffee now.

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You are a beach boy. Hey, look, I'm still a Beach
Boy, but they're almost all coffee boys, OK?
Go forward to that show. Don't forget show tonight.
I'm moving higher on HBO 11:00. I'm sorry I know I'm going to
hell for that but can't help butI crack up every time they do

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that. Funny.
Ralph write it back for them. The showbiz beats, too.
I was busting up on that one. Well, that's it for the week
that was. B.
What did you think about the week that was?
OK, mind mind blown right there.There's.
I know it was mind blowing how good it was, I don't know, but

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Lisa, sometimes she's not quite as into it.
Then I said. Nah, that's all.
Come on, Lisa, I know I didn't have one of your Armstrong
gardening commercials, but OK, what about the week that was,
Lisa? Yeah.
It can go, I'm fine. Oh, OK.
Well, I will go. I'm done.
Back to you, Steve. Did you pull the the promo that

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he did that Ronnie did that theywere making fun of for Sonic
Highway? No, I don't think I got that.
Oh, man, cuz that was hilarious.Cuz he did say that he's coming
to my pad at the stately BinghamManor.
I I was that was one of the funniest parts.
It's just that how true the impression that that Ralph does

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is to actual Rodney Binghamer. It's amazing.
Mm Hmm. All right, all right.
Well, maybe we'll find that and put that at the end.
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Hi, everybody. Bye.
Bye. Holy cow, so we did it.
So is the show over? I don't know what else to.

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Say I feel like I went into a fugue state about one hour ago.
Wow. To the Bing mobile.
All right, we've got a new superhero way to cantors.
There's any private cantors? It will be stopped otherwise.
Girl wonder I got, I got you clean.

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I got Who talks with a machine? It's time for Stephen Hawking
now, Stephen Hawking. Now it's time for Hawking.
Not hit Stephen Hawking. Kids.
Kids don't care. Kids don't care.
Boom.