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Hello and welcome. To a very special.
Because. I'm going to introduce.
You now. Let's have.
A look at this. Just play the intro.
You are listening to the Kevin BShow.
It's time for us to get ourselves a Take 2A little
feature we like to call. Would you like to take that
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back? Would you like?
To take that back. Yeah, it's a it's a chance for
all of us to look. We are all trying to be funny on
the fly, and it doesn't work most of the time.
We'll be honest, sometimes worsethan others.
We need Ralph in here. We need Miss Cleo in here.
Oh. Got one from her.
Got 1. We have one for Lisa I.
Never. I have one.
Yep, you do this time. Well, honestly, I think the
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worst one ever. As we're fond of saying, you're
on the air live for 25 hours a week and basically you're, you
know, on the fly. You're you're, you don't have a
chance to prepare. You're not writing in in
advance. You're thinking as you go.
And sometimes you say something and then in retrospect, perhaps,
maybe not the best thing you ever could have said at.
That time I can. Tell you what happens is that
it's funny in your head. You hear it in your head good,
and then all of a sudden you sayit and it comes out and it's
totally not funny. Yeah, that's how it works.
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So the first one is Ralph. Yes.
Talking in his showbiz about Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Yeah, and this is Ralph's joke. Percy.
Jackson and the Olympians, of course.
After their smash hit 96 tears, they'd stop recording.
But now. No, no, that was that was
question mark in the mysterious completely different Ralph.
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Ohh this. Is just a just a movie.
Percy. Jackson The Olympians, then,
must be about the young. Man who turned, Yeah.
Because that was a. Song from 1966, maybe Ralph in
the. Category of Know Your Audience.
My. Audience for that was Beam.
Yeah, but that should never did I know it.
Did I know my audience in that, in that particular case, but.
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I enjoyed it. Sound like psycho Mike.
Also enjoyed it but if you're if.
He's the only. One that laughs.
Don't you think that's a negative?
No. Not in that particular case, so.
Would you like to? Take that, really good for you.
Good for you, Ralph. Terrible call.
We were talking about the Singles Party and Miss Cleo was
joining us and we were talking about maybe she's, she's been
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saying, you know, she'd like to have some sex at some point in
her future. Lies.
So we were trying to explain to her that maybe she needs to be a
little less picky. The next restaurant I come to,
I'm going to try some food. That's right, because it's.
Late. And I'm hungry.
And I have to. Eat.
Kind of like the last call. Oh.
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Wow, wow, wow, now. Maybe I don't know if any guys
will have. Sex with her.
Put it. In the file because the name of
the singles party was last call.And this is what I don't, I
don't I don't get Miss Cleo is why was that?
Why are you so proud of that when it was already the name of
the party? That was the whole point of the
party. Exactly.
But they. Weren't talking like a bar, they
were talking about a bar. Would you get a drink from the
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bartender at 2:00 in the morning?
Tying it all but. There.
Was nothing being tied in? Here's what I'm saying.
Here's Restaurants don't have last calls.
Last chance to get a hamburger. No, because they were saying
it's. They were making the analogy
that it's kind of like right nowit's in.
Restaurant got it. You're on your way.
Home at your last. Go ahead, Ask me, Kevin.
Ask me. Here's my favorite part.
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No, you don't need. To do that for yourself.
Dot com.com. You are bad.
You were bad then, you're worse now.
Sticking with it. That is a terrible.
Choice would. You like to take that back?
It's. Horrible.
One more try. All right, talking, let's see,
about Avril Lavigne. And there was a question asked.
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You guys don't think Avril Lavigne would be a good
girlfriend? You don't think she'd be fun?
I. Don't know she.
Seems awfully angry a lot of thetime.
I just remember. She was dating she.
Wanted to date one guy and she said hey.
Hey you. You I don't like your
girlfriend, remember she? Kept screaming.
That down, that was. Just rude.
That was you're right. That was out of.
Line I thought I agree, don't want to.
Break up other people's relationships.
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Would you like to take that? Back.
That's the category of timing, perhaps.
That song called Girlfriend, so I have.
A Levine. She had a very popular song.
Here's what I'd like to. Do I'd like to make this a
double take that back I would. Like Ralph to.
Take it back and then I would like Bean to take back his
support of it. Oh yeah.
'Cause you don't. Want to ruin anyone?
He was all over that. He was so.
Happy with that? I'd take that back.
All right, so Ralph said yes. How about you Bean?
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You're asking me if I want to take that from supporting my
boy? Yes.
I thought it was fine. I didn't have any problem I.
Didn't really have a problem with it conceptually, it was the
execution I feel was was lackluster so I'm that's why
I'm. Talking back Alright, Tenacious
D was in the studio and they were talking about their
comeback album. All.
Right, so it could have been worse.
What? Was my.
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Oh, I'm sorry, this is a different one.
This is this is a singles party and we were talking to Margarita
and we didn't know whether to let her in or not.
And this was Lisa's joke all. Right, so it could have been
worse. What was?
Margarita. That's like, she's a party right
there. What'd?
You like to take that pack because.
Her name is the same as a drink.One of my favorite.
Drinks. What'd you like?
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To take that pack. What'd you like to take that
pack? I'll take it back.
Good. Now Tenacious Steve was in the
studio and they were talking about their comeback.
Album and it's it's the comeback.
Album. I'm not sure.
What it's called? Well, you can call.
It a come. Just go with.
The comeback? Don't call.
It a comeback. See.
Because that's a song. Don't call it comeback.
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I've been here for years. Come on.
I thought under the circumstances that it was too
good a setup. The opportunity was demanding
that somebody jump in. I.
Know you? Thought that at the time, but
would you like to? Take that, I demand, oddly.
Absolutely, absolutely standing by my LL Cool J reference from
1983. Absolutely.
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And then maybe the granddaddy ofall, would you like to?
Take that back these. The ones that no one understands
at the beginning are my favoritebecause then you have to.
Stop. Everything which ruins the
momentum and explain the joke which.
Was bad in the 1st. Place.
And that's what happened when Ralph was talking about
birthdays. Doctor Dre is 45, Matt Dillon,
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46 years old. Dave, Anna White.
That was for Matt Dillon, sorry.You began then away.
Because Adam Corolla. Right on just.
OK, I. Was supposed to be Bob.
Dylan, now file it. None of us.
None of us understood it now that we.
Didn't file it. That was poorly.
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Conceived and even. More poorly.
Executed. That was a huge. 1.
Like a horrible punt because youknow, there's one other guy in
the room who. Would get it.
And and that's like you get a chuckle.
But no. One gets it.
Zero people, so instead of. Ignoring the entire audience for
one guy you ignore. Everyone.
And I was no guy. I was trying to get Ralph.
Just move on. Let's act like it didn't happen.
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And I was too. Perplexed.
Yeah, look. I took it back at the time.
I said on the air immediately afterwards that it was poorly
conceived and poorly executed. I absolutely take that back.
I hit myself in the head after that one I believe.
It good that's the right choice.I was.
How hard did you hit yourself? Not hard.
Not hard, I was. This close, by the way.
I was trying so hard all day long that day to try to work in
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a love line joke with Doctor Dre's birthday and I could never
get to it. And then I thought I finally
scored. With the Matt Dillon.
And then that was even worse. I was a failed times 100.
Judges give you. A0. .0 welcome.
To the club so. Bad.
So I was inspired by by our 6th listener, Lenny to do all the
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would you like to take that backtoday?
So thank you Lenny, thanks for listening.
Here's another nice. You are listening to Kevin Bean
show on a Monday. Hey, was that Cypress Hill right
there? Well, as we mentioned, you will
have the opportunity to see thatlive tomorrow.
We're going to be broadcasting in Hermosa Beach at a place
called St. Rock celebrating 420.
Details at kevinbean.com. If you're in the Southern
California area, please come on by and join us for free. 21 up
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please. Not possible.
I'm not positive about the webcam.
Sometimes there's a webcam whereyou can watch it live.
We never know up until the last second.
Right? Lightning will tell us.
Yeah, Yeah. Well, yeah, it's happening.
And then we'll get there and it'll be like 7/20.
He'll go. No, I think.
You can watch it live on the Internet, so that should be fun.
All right, Coachella disaster stories coming up
nexthourtmz.com. Also, we also got a chance for
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you to win a brand new TiVo on this morning's Kevin and Bean
show. Right now, though, a little
thing we like to call. Would you like to take that
back? Would.
You like to take that back? The catchiest Jingle in all of
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recorded history, by the way, Now that you've heard it, you'll
never get it out of your head. It's like a like a Lady Gaga
song. But the reason we started, would
you like to take that back is because it gives you a chance to
rewrite history a little bit, gives you a chance to go back.
And maybe now that you've had the benefit of thinking about
the dumb thing that you said on the air, it gives you the chance
to kind of say, yeah, I blew it.I shouldn't have said that.
Look, it'll sound like I'm just being a weenie and defending
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ourselves, but at the risk of that.
We do 25 hours. 30 hours a week live and we do our.
Best. You know, and sometimes a joke
will come to our. Head and.
By the way, when it's in your head, it's always funny, right?
It's really. And and there's no way to stop
from saying it either. So there you.
Go, hey, that's really funny, I'm going to add to the show.
And then you blurt it out and either you blurt it out poorly
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or it wasn't funny in the 1st place.
Either way, sometimes it's good to go back and listen.
Listen and go. Yeah, I'd like to take.
That back I wish real life were like this by.
The way I wish you could take stuff back in real life.
So who's who's on the chopping block today?
You. Of course.
Maybe it's you. I was talking about what tickets
we had, and it's not bad enough that this happened once or twice
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or three times or four times. We don't have time for the 35
times that it happened, but thishappened.
We have Coachella tickets today.Wait tickets to go see what
Coachella Ella Ella Ella. Yeah, so here's what would
happen is being always wanted tofollow up Coachella with Ella,
Ella because of umbrella. I really sucked, right?
OK. So so I would.
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Start changing my sentence structure so I wouldn't end with
Coachella and then I'd give him a chance.
I would say Coachella tickets and then.
He would butt in, stop. The conversation and say what?
Wait tickets to what? So that he could then do it?
What are you asking? Me.
Would you like to take that back?
Absolutely not. Are you kidding me?
I'm not. Going to take back Ella Ella,
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Ella. No, I'm staying in mind.
I'm proud. Of that how many?
Times are you proud of? Everyone, everyone.
I'm not going to take that back.Psycho Mike, you got my back on
that. All right, what's next?
All right, next. Ralph is talking about Justin
Bieber, all right, And Dave, theking of Mexico.
Who can talk into my? Headphones.
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No one else can hear. He tells me that they're calling
a Bieber. Bieber fever, right?
So I try to squeeze that into the showbiz and nobody responds
to me. So I bide my time and then I
give it another shot. I tried it twice.
So that's how that badly this way I don't.
Know if you're aware of this or not, but he did an in store
appearance in Paris, France on Monday.
So. Heavily attended, they had to
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shut it down. Would you say it's?
Bieber Fever. Too many fans showed up for the.
Appearance. And the police told him he must
leave. I said you must live where?
Would you say it's? Bieber fever if I say I.
Will get a response. Yes, it's Bieber fever.
Right, all right, so that was. I will not be.
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Ignored. Well, I think we have a question
for you, Kevin. My standing answer is yes.
I have very little. Confidence in my ability.
Well, I respect that. I don't think you've got
anything to apologize there for.I think it was very clearly
Bieber fever. Yeah, but but I'd take it back.
I would take that back. Yeah.
Let's see. This is some, I don't remember
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what this is been talking about a long TV show.
I can't remember what it was like.
Maybe it was lost or something. Or what this was was we were
doing a promotion for Mr. Adam Corolla's live event, one of
his, you know, live podcasts, and we were saying how many
people were on the bill. It must be a long show.
There's just so many comedians out there.
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That show is so long he has to shave twice is my guess.
Yes, he's super hairy. Grow a lot of hair between.
The first he's. Not a a bald guy.
Now I think a. General rule is if you say a
joke and then you have. To follow with because.
If the word. Because is used, that's an
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automatic take back because you shouldn't have to explain it so.
I can't explain why that didn't go over better than it did, but
in retrospect. I can explain it because it
sucks. He's a hairy guy.
Though, and he would grow a lot,he would have.
To shave again between the earlyand the Leach.
I'm going to take it back. All right, good.
Take that one back. Finally, what a surprise.
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I'm very excited about that. So, so now we're talking about
call a caller and this is cycle Mike making a hell of a
reference. Let's try Jesse on line 6.
How was your span? Jed.
Actually, that was Jed. I'm sorry, I thought that was
psycho Mike. Jed.
That's one of six points I remember us with.
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Lou Adler. And we went to go see TK Carter.
The. Question is the question.
Is we had a caller named Jesse the.
Newest elements been added to the table, you said after
Copernicus. You said how's your girl which
is a reference to a 19 bean. Help me. 198119.
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Your joke was because somebody was named Jesse, you had to
invoke the Rick. Springfield The.
Movie match and was filmed at Woolworths.
Right, but the question is would.
You like to take. That back.
The word back is based in Greek mythology after Baptists, who
was a God known for his strengthand commitment to his love, Sir
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Fosany. Jed the fish, would you like to
take that back? I remember Conrad Bain when he
first started on Different Strokes had less of male pattern
baldness than he did. Oh, it just cuts off.
Oh man, I wanted to hear that. I know right?
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My free to go back. It's on April 19th 2010.
What do you think it would be? Conrad Bain had less of pattern
baldness than Lindsay. Do you know who Conrad Bayne is?
I don't know who Conrad Bayne is.
I think Lenny is going to be madthat this doesn't have an outro.
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It's just a cut off clip. I also think Lenny's child will
be in college by the time he hears this.
And. I just love it.
But who is it? Conrad Bayne No.
Conrad Bayne. No.
Jen, you want to explain Conrad Bain to the kids I.
Don't need to know. So there was ATV show, I think
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it probably started in the 70s and it had the little short Todd
Willis, right? And it was called, What the hell
was it called? And then the lady was the maid,
and then she went to the past, right?
Different strokes, different strokes.
Is what it's. Called Gary Coleman was the
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actor. Gary Coleman was in it, yeah.
I still. Don't know who.
Any Well, this was the older brother.
Yeah, yeah. And the mom died and so she used
to be the mayor. She worked for the guy.
So the rich guy took in the 2 poor kids and comedy ensued.
Yeah, in the 70s, I'll take you back, kids, they like to make
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sitcoms. Where different races and
ethnicities just mixed up for some strange reason to make
comedy. And in this case, two young
African American children whose mother died and were orphaned
got adopted by their mother's former boss, Mr. Drummond, who
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was played by Conrad Baines. And it was different strokes
what you're talking about, Willis.
That's all I got to say. Hey.
So. I got one more.
Maybe that whole segment, yeah, we can take it back.
OK. 106. .7. KROQ, it's 626.
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You are listening to the Kevin Bean Show, Foo Fighters and
Johnny Cash coming up in the next.
Hour beans. Hi, everybody.
I am so loopy right now. You have no idea.
Right now though, time for a little fun.
We like to call. Would you like to?
Take that back. Would you like to take that
back? Would you like to take that
back? Tell me what you if you could,
you could you take that back? Would you like to take that
back? Would you like to take that
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back? Tell me what you could you could
you, could you take that back? First of all, Ralph Gorman, the
catchiest theme song in the history of the Kevin and Beat.
Unfortunately, people here at once they can never ever get.
It out of their. Head.
It's all popcorn, man. It's not me.
Second of all, here's what we do.
We do 25 hours of live radio every week and let's face it,
not everything goes as planned. We hear it in our head and man
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is it funny. Then we see it on the radio and
man is it not. So this gives us the opportunity
to kind of scrub the record a little bit and and take it back.
So psycho, you got a few examples for us of things that
we debating whether or not to give up or.
Not on the show. As the weeks go by, there's
different themes that that change with the with the show
and by pulling these clips of would you like to take that
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back, I've realized that the recent theme is Bean and I suck
and we were really, really bad and that everybody else is
pretty good. That's a recent.
Theme. Yeah.
The first one, the the Brett Michaels story, has been tragic.
It's been unfolding very recently and Ralph was
discussing the Brett Michaels story and his aneurysm in
showbiz and Bean came up with this gem.
Brain bleed that apparently willlead to seizures for Brett
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Michaels. Yeah.
Well, every rose has it's torn, Ralph.
Oh my effing God. What I just I'm saying wow.
And in that voice, yeah, really.Don't you really choose your
jam? Using insult to injury.
Would you like to take that back?
The point is that yeah. We don't hear.
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Bleeding, but he's alive. We don't.
Need a description of what you said we.
Understood it and it is a Poisonsong.
We get that. We got that.
Got it. I understand.
I'm I'm going to stand. I'm going to stand by that.
He is. I am.
I'm going to live with that. You are relentless.
It was Sheena Easton's birthday recently and Ralph was doing the
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celebrity birthdays and here I come.
And she was a good singer too. I wonder if it happened to
Sheena or is she still performing around?
She is. She was a punk rocker.
Wow, wow by all. Usually would.
You like to take it back as likea big sort of a groaner pun
because it's such an obvious reference.
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But that was. Sort of like an.
Obscure reference on top of being horrible.
Yeah, it's a reference. To a remote song, yeah, but it's
not like a wildly popular. Lyric would.
You like to take that? Back.
Yeah, yeah, I'll take that one. Back.
Good, good choice. Good for you.
That's the first step, by the way.
Yeah. It's very true, Ralph Casey
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Kasem is probably most famous for hosting a countdown show, so
that's where this bean gem came from.
Casey Kasem, Legendary DJ announcer, legendary animation
voice. It seems like he should get
younger every year, doesn't it? On his birthday, Ralph.
Because he's counting down. Yeah, because the numbers would
go. Lower.
I'm. Hoping I don't even.
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Find him. Like that?
Wow. That that was a bad.
Idea poorly executed I. Yeah, I take that one back.
Yeah, I'm sorry that happened. I.
Did a bad thing. About that night and the David
Letterman did a joke like Casey Gates birthday and he said he's
up a spot from last year. See.
Because that's how. He's got.
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Much, much better. Yeah, it is.
Better execute, much better. We were having a discussion
about about the marriage ref yesterday and not everybody in
the show, Jerry. Seinfeld produced the show,
right Not by comedian Tom Papa. Some people like it, some people
don't. I decided to run with my take on
the host, Tom Papa the. Way that.
They do, I suppose. I like, I like Tom Papa.
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I'll say that. I don't know.
Really. You're not a fan of Tom Papa?
Interesting. I love.
It when you call me Tom Papa. He is.
Phi all. I think the only reason Mike
brought that up is so that you can.
Say that. Get that joking?
Yeah, 'cause 15 years ago, that's similar to a notorious
BIG lyric like. When you call you big Papa.
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I I will take that back. Good.
And I'm almost embarrassed aboutit because it's listening back.
I can hear myself laughing as that joke came into my head.
Yeah. And I don't get the sense you're
really a fan of Tom Papa. I think you were just setting
yourself up. You were absolutely your own
hoop. What you were doing?
No, I have to sit back. I have to admit I do like Tom.
Papa that the genesis of the comment was not that.
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Yeah, we really don't need a description of.
Yes, I would like to take that back.
Apologize for that. All right.
And the final one in this session of would you like to
take that back is one of the worst ever.
We were doing the phone in topicof have you ever been stuck in
an elevator and being just derailed the entire show with
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this crap of a joke. All right, 1-800-520-1067 if you
were stuck in an elevator and ifyou were living it up when
you're going down, we want to hear from you.
And the delivery and he. Too was laughing before he even
got that out, by the way. Oh, I am just so clever, he's
the thought. As he said, aero.
Smith had a song called Loving Elevator.
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Once again, got it. We know.
Every everybody, everybody would.
All right. Yes, yes, I'll.
Take it back. All right, it has been another
rousing rendition. Would you like to take that
back? He was always so stubborn with
it. That's funny, all right.
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Couple of things the ill the bigPapa joke I always thought the
new Pope should come out to the Biggie Smalls song but have it
called I love it when they call me I'll Papa that's that would
be funny I. Don't know that song?
Would you like to take that back?
Wait, OK. I would like to know what you
would say as a take back for Lenny because I was thinking
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about this this whole time and Iwould say I liked you in Law and
Order because Lenny Briscoe's Law and Order.
Oh, OK. No, Betty, what would you say?
I would probably bring a clip from The Simpsons with Lenny.
Like, not Lenny. Christopher.
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I think I would do Lenny and Squiggy.
I think we'd have to have something with Lenny and
Squiggy. Be good.
Yeah, Lenny and the squeak tones.
Are we ripping off Ralph? And now we're gonna do every
show is gonna be a Lenny? Is this the month of Lenny?
No, I'm just curious because Lenny nicely sent us a lot of
feedback. I, I think, I think for the
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listeners, Lindsay should explain Lenny to everybody
because Lenny is this disembodied Lenny that we just
keep referencing. Well, he wrote us a letter and
it's hilarious. Wait, This is why people confuse
you, Jen. Jen's going to explain Lenny.
No, I love it. Yes, he wrote us a letter.
It's really long. I'm not going to read it at all.
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I was just saying like thanks Lenny for providing the clips
that Jen has already explained that he provided.
But we just said Lenny gave us clips, but then you didn't say
the feedback and you're talking about the intros and you put
intros and outros and stuff and stuff and things.
All right, I'm. You know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna pull up the entire e-mail and I'm gonna read it
all. And you asked for this,
Christopher, I'm. Just I asked for it.
Yeah. Give me a second, Jen, what's
your Lenny? Would you like to take that
back? Like an intro route show you
could do on the song R.E.M. It's the end of the world as we
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know it. Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Would be kind of cool. All right, here we go.
This is an e-mail from Matthew Leonard, AKA Lenny.
What's up quitters? I tried a bunch to get a
voicemail in, but for the life of me I can't figure out your
janky ass anchor dot FM thing orhow to work it.
(24:50):
I can't even find your damn podcast on the thing.
That said, as your official 6 listener, I have a couple quick
notes. I'm sure these won't make sense
#39.2 Beer Mug and Dave are the Dicks.
I actually know what this is about because I went through
some of these. That's when Janky Town fell
apart. Oh yeah, that that makes sense.
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#41 I agree with Edwin on savings, comma bean, jail.
I have no idea what that means #42 every damn band for almost
acoustic. Also it's pronounced sham board.
It's. OK.
No idea after #77 in regards to WTDI.
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Agree with the ruling. That is my Who's the Dick with
Josie and the Pussycats, which now has an outro.
Lenny after 12 days of Kev Dog, you guys really need an outro.
But also amazing and effing hilarious #45 Kevin's Addams
Family and what Did you do was effing awesome #62 fuck you
(25:58):
Edwin. Taco Bell rocks number. 77 What
was that one about? No idea.
I still can't. Remember what I said?
About Taco Bell, I'd like Taco. Bell lady, you do.
I'm sorry. Basically, yeah.
I'm such a narcissist that unless it involved me, I'm not.
I'm not even looking it up. OK, so.
(26:18):
And #77 would you like to take that back as my favorite ever?
Thank you, you uncultured bucks lol.
Also need that damned sandwich recipe for sure.
Sandwich. No idea.
Absolutely sandwich. I love it.
I'm continuing my listening journey and maybe one day I can
(26:41):
actually talk to You Beautiful weirdos to thank you and explain
why I'm just now becoming your unofficial 6th listener.
Until then, keep up the work. I have a 1 1/2 year old so it's
hard for me to catch up fully, but I hope to get there
eventually. So keep up the work, Lenny.
Yay. Excellent.
(27:02):
Yeah, 1 1/2 year old, that's pretty tough.
That's that's a lot of work. Yes.
Also, I don't really think there's a process to become an
official 6th listener. I don't.
I think you just have to listen.It's.
Not an application, a process, anything interviews.
Something like. That form, yeah.
I mean, he, he has identified himself as listener #6 so I feel
(27:25):
like that's. He said he's continuing his
journey to be. He's continuing the journey to
be the official 6th listener, I think, I think.
He said unofficial. Unofficial.
Unofficial SO. Well, no, this is cool.
We had. We'll have Lenny on soon.
Come on, come on the show, Lenny.
Thank you for listening so close, Lenny.
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Meet Miss Priscilla Brown. In her previous life, it would
have cost you 800. An hour.
To see her like. This.
Yeah, but she would have been a lot livelier.
That's one out around lunchtime.Said he was going to see a man
about a watch. Who would that be?
You see where it says authorizeddealer, no right?
He sold Gray market. Watches who supplied them?
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People who work in watch stores sell pieces out the back.
He said he found the guy could get him platinum.
Patek Philippes. Those babies are 100 grand a pop
retail. I'd rather be late.
What's the charge? Hey, I'm asking you a question.
What's? The charge?
There's no. Charge.
This one's on us. All right, this is for you
(28:32):
letting. Hello, Homer.
Where are you you? Promised you we're going to have
a. Tea Party with Maggie.
Oh. Marge, I'm sorry, I can't make
it. The cooling tank just blew and
they're taking Lenny to the hospital.
Oh no, not Lenny. Not Lenny.
(28:58):
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Hello and welcome. To a very special.
Because. I'm going to introduce.
You now. Let's have.
A look at this. Just play the intro.
You are listening to the Kevin BShow.
It's time for us to get ourselves a Take 2A little
feature we like to call. Would you like to take that
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back? Would you like?
To take that back. Yeah, it's a it's a chance for
all of us to look. We are all trying to be funny on
the fly, and it doesn't work most of the time.
We'll be honest, sometimes worsethan others.
We need Ralph in here. We need Miss Cleo in here.
Oh. Got one from her.
Got 1. We have one for Lisa I.
Never. I have one.
Yep, you do this time. Well, honestly, I think the
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worst one ever. As we're fond of saying, you're
on the air live for 25 hours a week and basically you're, you
know, on the fly. You're you're, you don't have a
chance to prepare. You're not writing in in
advance. You're thinking as you go.
And sometimes you say something and then in retrospect, perhaps,
maybe not the best thing you ever could have said at.
That time I can. Tell you what happens is that
it's funny in your head. You hear it in your head good,
and then all of a sudden you sayit and it comes out and it's
totally not funny. Yeah, that's how it works.
(01:04):
So the first one is Ralph. Yes.
Talking in his showbiz about Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Yeah, and this is Ralph's joke. Percy.
Jackson and the Olympians, of course.
After their smash hit 96 tears, they'd stop recording.
But now. No, no, that was that was
question mark in the mysterious completely different Ralph.
(01:25):
Ohh this. Is just a just a movie.
Percy. Jackson The Olympians, then,
must be about the young. Man who turned, Yeah.
Because that was a. Song from 1966, maybe Ralph in
the. Category of Know Your Audience.
My. Audience for that was Beam.
Yeah, but that should never did I know it.
Did I know my audience in that, in that particular case, but.
(01:46):
I enjoyed it. Sound like psycho Mike.
Also enjoyed it but if you're if.
He's the only. One that laughs.
Don't you think that's a negative?
No. Not in that particular case, so.
Would you like to? Take that, really good for you.
Good for you, Ralph. Terrible call.
We were talking about the Singles Party and Miss Cleo was
joining us and we were talking about maybe she's, she's been
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saying, you know, she'd like to have some sex at some point in
her future. Lies.
So we were trying to explain to her that maybe she needs to be a
little less picky. The next restaurant I come to,
I'm going to try some food. That's right, because it's.
Late. And I'm hungry.
And I have to. Eat.
Kind of like the last call. Oh.
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Wow, wow, wow, now. Maybe I don't know if any guys
will have. Sex with her.
Put it. In the file because the name of
the singles party was last call.And this is what I don't, I
don't I don't get Miss Cleo is why was that?
Why are you so proud of that when it was already the name of
the party? That was the whole point of the
party. Exactly.
But they. Weren't talking like a bar, they
were talking about a bar. Would you get a drink from the
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bartender at 2:00 in the morning?
Tying it all but. There.
Was nothing being tied in? Here's what I'm saying.
Here's Restaurants don't have last calls.
Last chance to get a hamburger. No, because they were saying
it's. They were making the analogy
that it's kind of like right nowit's in.
Restaurant got it. You're on your way.
Home at your last. Go ahead, Ask me, Kevin.
Ask me. Here's my favorite part.
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No, you don't need. To do that for yourself.
Dot com.com. You are bad.
You were bad then, you're worse now.
Sticking with it. That is a terrible.
Choice would. You like to take that back?
It's. Horrible.
One more try. All right, talking, let's see,
about Avril Lavigne. And there was a question asked.
(03:35):
You guys don't think Avril Lavigne would be a good
girlfriend? You don't think she'd be fun?
I. Don't know she.
Seems awfully angry a lot of thetime.
I just remember. She was dating she.
Wanted to date one guy and she said hey.
Hey you. You I don't like your
girlfriend, remember she? Kept screaming.
That down, that was. Just rude.
That was you're right. That was out of.
Line I thought I agree, don't want to.
Break up other people's relationships.
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Would you like to take that? Back.
That's the category of timing, perhaps.
That song called Girlfriend, so I have.
A Levine. She had a very popular song.
Here's what I'd like to. Do I'd like to make this a
double take that back I would. Like Ralph to.
Take it back and then I would like Bean to take back his
support of it. Oh yeah.
'Cause you don't. Want to ruin anyone?
He was all over that. He was so.
Happy with that? I'd take that back.
All right, so Ralph said yes. How about you Bean?
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You're asking me if I want to take that from supporting my
boy? Yes.
I thought it was fine. I didn't have any problem I.
Didn't really have a problem with it conceptually, it was the
execution I feel was was lackluster so I'm that's why
I'm. Talking back Alright, Tenacious
D was in the studio and they were talking about their
comeback album. All.
Right, so it could have been worse.
What? Was my.
(04:39):
Oh, I'm sorry, this is a different one.
This is this is a singles party and we were talking to Margarita
and we didn't know whether to let her in or not.
And this was Lisa's joke all. Right, so it could have been
worse. What was?
Margarita. That's like, she's a party right
there. What'd?
You like to take that pack because.
Her name is the same as a drink.One of my favorite.
Drinks. What'd you like?
(04:59):
To take that pack. What'd you like to take that
pack? I'll take it back.
Good. Now Tenacious Steve was in the
studio and they were talking about their comeback.
Album and it's it's the comeback.
Album. I'm not sure.
What it's called? Well, you can call.
It a come. Just go with.
The comeback? Don't call.
It a comeback. See.
Because that's a song. Don't call it comeback.
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I've been here for years. Come on.
I thought under the circumstances that it was too
good a setup. The opportunity was demanding
that somebody jump in. I.
Know you? Thought that at the time, but
would you like to? Take that, I demand, oddly.
Absolutely, absolutely standing by my LL Cool J reference from
1983. Absolutely.
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And then maybe the granddaddy ofall, would you like to?
Take that back these. The ones that no one understands
at the beginning are my favoritebecause then you have to.
Stop. Everything which ruins the
momentum and explain the joke which.
Was bad in the 1st. Place.
And that's what happened when Ralph was talking about
birthdays. Doctor Dre is 45, Matt Dillon,
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46 years old. Dave, Anna White.
That was for Matt Dillon, sorry.You began then away.
Because Adam Corolla. Right on just.
OK, I. Was supposed to be Bob.
Dylan, now file it. None of us.
None of us understood it now that we.
Didn't file it. That was poorly.
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Conceived and even. More poorly.
Executed. That was a huge. 1.
Like a horrible punt because youknow, there's one other guy in
the room who. Would get it.
And and that's like you get a chuckle.
But no. One gets it.
Zero people, so instead of. Ignoring the entire audience for
one guy you ignore. Everyone.
And I was no guy. I was trying to get Ralph.
Just move on. Let's act like it didn't happen.
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And I was too. Perplexed.
Yeah, look. I took it back at the time.
I said on the air immediately afterwards that it was poorly
conceived and poorly executed. I absolutely take that back.
I hit myself in the head after that one I believe.
It good that's the right choice.I was.
How hard did you hit yourself? Not hard.
Not hard, I was. This close, by the way.
I was trying so hard all day long that day to try to work in
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a love line joke with Doctor Dre's birthday and I could never
get to it. And then I thought I finally
scored. With the Matt Dillon.
And then that was even worse. I was a failed times 100.
Judges give you. A0. .0 welcome.
To the club so. Bad.
So I was inspired by by our 6th listener, Lenny to do all the
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would you like to take that backtoday?
So thank you Lenny, thanks for listening.
Here's another nice. You are listening to Kevin Bean
show on a Monday. Hey, was that Cypress Hill right
there? Well, as we mentioned, you will
have the opportunity to see thatlive tomorrow.
We're going to be broadcasting in Hermosa Beach at a place
called St. Rock celebrating 420.
Details at kevinbean.com. If you're in the Southern
California area, please come on by and join us for free. 21 up
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please. Not possible.
I'm not positive about the webcam.
Sometimes there's a webcam whereyou can watch it live.
We never know up until the last second.
Right? Lightning will tell us.
Yeah, Yeah. Well, yeah, it's happening.
And then we'll get there and it'll be like 7/20.
He'll go. No, I think.
You can watch it live on the Internet, so that should be fun.
All right, Coachella disaster stories coming up
nexthourtmz.com. Also, we also got a chance for
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you to win a brand new TiVo on this morning's Kevin and Bean
show. Right now, though, a little
thing we like to call. Would you like to take that
back? Would.
You like to take that back? The catchiest Jingle in all of
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recorded history, by the way, Now that you've heard it, you'll
never get it out of your head. It's like a like a Lady Gaga
song. But the reason we started, would
you like to take that back is because it gives you a chance to
rewrite history a little bit, gives you a chance to go back.
And maybe now that you've had the benefit of thinking about
the dumb thing that you said on the air, it gives you the chance
to kind of say, yeah, I blew it.I shouldn't have said that.
Look, it'll sound like I'm just being a weenie and defending
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ourselves, but at the risk of that.
We do 25 hours. 30 hours a week live and we do our.
Best. You know, and sometimes a joke
will come to our. Head and.
By the way, when it's in your head, it's always funny, right?
It's really. And and there's no way to stop
from saying it either. So there you.
Go, hey, that's really funny, I'm going to add to the show.
And then you blurt it out and either you blurt it out poorly
(09:18):
or it wasn't funny in the 1st place.
Either way, sometimes it's good to go back and listen.
Listen and go. Yeah, I'd like to take.
That back I wish real life were like this by.
The way I wish you could take stuff back in real life.
So who's who's on the chopping block today?
You. Of course.
Maybe it's you. I was talking about what tickets
we had, and it's not bad enough that this happened once or twice
(09:41):
or three times or four times. We don't have time for the 35
times that it happened, but thishappened.
We have Coachella tickets today.Wait tickets to go see what
Coachella Ella Ella Ella. Yeah, so here's what would
happen is being always wanted tofollow up Coachella with Ella,
Ella because of umbrella. I really sucked, right?
OK. So so I would.
(10:03):
Start changing my sentence structure so I wouldn't end with
Coachella and then I'd give him a chance.
I would say Coachella tickets and then.
He would butt in, stop. The conversation and say what?
Wait tickets to what? So that he could then do it?
What are you asking? Me.
Would you like to take that back?
Absolutely not. Are you kidding me?
I'm not. Going to take back Ella Ella,
(10:23):
Ella. No, I'm staying in mind.
I'm proud. Of that how many?
Times are you proud of? Everyone, everyone.
I'm not going to take that back.Psycho Mike, you got my back on
that. All right, what's next?
All right, next. Ralph is talking about Justin
Bieber, all right, And Dave, theking of Mexico.
Who can talk into my? Headphones.
(10:43):
No one else can hear. He tells me that they're calling
a Bieber. Bieber fever, right?
So I try to squeeze that into the showbiz and nobody responds
to me. So I bide my time and then I
give it another shot. I tried it twice.
So that's how that badly this way I don't.
Know if you're aware of this or not, but he did an in store
appearance in Paris, France on Monday.
So. Heavily attended, they had to
(11:04):
shut it down. Would you say it's?
Bieber Fever. Too many fans showed up for the.
Appearance. And the police told him he must
leave. I said you must live where?
Would you say it's? Bieber fever if I say I.
Will get a response. Yes, it's Bieber fever.
Right, all right, so that was. I will not be.
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Ignored. Well, I think we have a question
for you, Kevin. My standing answer is yes.
I have very little. Confidence in my ability.
Well, I respect that. I don't think you've got
anything to apologize there for.I think it was very clearly
Bieber fever. Yeah, but but I'd take it back.
I would take that back. Yeah.
Let's see. This is some, I don't remember
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what this is been talking about a long TV show.
I can't remember what it was like.
Maybe it was lost or something. Or what this was was we were
doing a promotion for Mr. Adam Corolla's live event, one of
his, you know, live podcasts, and we were saying how many
people were on the bill. It must be a long show.
There's just so many comedians out there.
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That show is so long he has to shave twice is my guess.
Yes, he's super hairy. Grow a lot of hair between.
The first he's. Not a a bald guy.
Now I think a. General rule is if you say a
joke and then you have. To follow with because.
If the word. Because is used, that's an
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automatic take back because you shouldn't have to explain it so.
I can't explain why that didn't go over better than it did, but
in retrospect. I can explain it because it
sucks. He's a hairy guy.
Though, and he would grow a lot,he would have.
To shave again between the earlyand the Leach.
I'm going to take it back. All right, good.
Take that one back. Finally, what a surprise.
(12:51):
I'm very excited about that. So, so now we're talking about
call a caller and this is cycle Mike making a hell of a
reference. Let's try Jesse on line 6.
How was your span? Jed.
Actually, that was Jed. I'm sorry, I thought that was
psycho Mike. Jed.
That's one of six points I remember us with.
(13:12):
Lou Adler. And we went to go see TK Carter.
The. Question is the question.
Is we had a caller named Jesse the.
Newest elements been added to the table, you said after
Copernicus. You said how's your girl which
is a reference to a 19 bean. Help me. 198119.
(13:35):
Your joke was because somebody was named Jesse, you had to
invoke the Rick. Springfield The.
Movie match and was filmed at Woolworths.
Right, but the question is would.
You like to take. That back.
The word back is based in Greek mythology after Baptists, who
was a God known for his strengthand commitment to his love, Sir
(13:55):
Fosany. Jed the fish, would you like to
take that back? I remember Conrad Bain when he
first started on Different Strokes had less of male pattern
baldness than he did. Oh, it just cuts off.
Oh man, I wanted to hear that. I know right?
(14:15):
My free to go back. It's on April 19th 2010.
What do you think it would be? Conrad Bain had less of pattern
baldness than Lindsay. Do you know who Conrad Bayne is?
I don't know who Conrad Bayne is.
I think Lenny is going to be madthat this doesn't have an outro.
(14:40):
It's just a cut off clip. I also think Lenny's child will
be in college by the time he hears this.
And. I just love it.
But who is it? Conrad Bayne No.
Conrad Bayne. No.
Jen, you want to explain Conrad Bain to the kids I.
Don't need to know. So there was ATV show, I think
(15:02):
it probably started in the 70s and it had the little short Todd
Willis, right? And it was called, What the hell
was it called? And then the lady was the maid,
and then she went to the past, right?
Different strokes, different strokes.
Is what it's. Called Gary Coleman was the
(15:23):
actor. Gary Coleman was in it, yeah.
I still. Don't know who.
Any Well, this was the older brother.
Yeah, yeah. And the mom died and so she used
to be the mayor. She worked for the guy.
So the rich guy took in the 2 poor kids and comedy ensued.
Yeah, in the 70s, I'll take you back, kids, they like to make
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sitcoms. Where different races and
ethnicities just mixed up for some strange reason to make
comedy. And in this case, two young
African American children whose mother died and were orphaned
got adopted by their mother's former boss, Mr. Drummond, who
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was played by Conrad Baines. And it was different strokes
what you're talking about, Willis.
That's all I got to say. Hey.
So. I got one more.
Maybe that whole segment, yeah, we can take it back.
OK. 106. .7. KROQ, it's 626.
(16:34):
You are listening to the Kevin Bean Show, Foo Fighters and
Johnny Cash coming up in the next.
Hour beans. Hi, everybody.
I am so loopy right now. You have no idea.
Right now though, time for a little fun.
We like to call. Would you like to?
Take that back. Would you like to take that
back? Would you like to take that
back? Tell me what you if you could,
you could you take that back? Would you like to take that
back? Would you like to take that
(16:58):
back? Tell me what you could you could
you, could you take that back? First of all, Ralph Gorman, the
catchiest theme song in the history of the Kevin and Beat.
Unfortunately, people here at once they can never ever get.
It out of their. Head.
It's all popcorn, man. It's not me.
Second of all, here's what we do.
We do 25 hours of live radio every week and let's face it,
not everything goes as planned. We hear it in our head and man
(17:19):
is it funny. Then we see it on the radio and
man is it not. So this gives us the opportunity
to kind of scrub the record a little bit and and take it back.
So psycho, you got a few examples for us of things that
we debating whether or not to give up or.
Not on the show. As the weeks go by, there's
different themes that that change with the with the show
and by pulling these clips of would you like to take that
(17:39):
back, I've realized that the recent theme is Bean and I suck
and we were really, really bad and that everybody else is
pretty good. That's a recent.
Theme. Yeah.
The first one, the the Brett Michaels story, has been tragic.
It's been unfolding very recently and Ralph was
discussing the Brett Michaels story and his aneurysm in
showbiz and Bean came up with this gem.
Brain bleed that apparently willlead to seizures for Brett
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Michaels. Yeah.
Well, every rose has it's torn, Ralph.
Oh my effing God. What I just I'm saying wow.
And in that voice, yeah, really.Don't you really choose your
jam? Using insult to injury.
Would you like to take that back?
The point is that yeah. We don't hear.
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Bleeding, but he's alive. We don't.
Need a description of what you said we.
Understood it and it is a Poisonsong.
We get that. We got that.
Got it. I understand.
I'm I'm going to stand. I'm going to stand by that.
He is. I am.
I'm going to live with that. You are relentless.
It was Sheena Easton's birthday recently and Ralph was doing the
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celebrity birthdays and here I come.
And she was a good singer too. I wonder if it happened to
Sheena or is she still performing around?
She is. She was a punk rocker.
Wow, wow by all. Usually would.
You like to take it back as likea big sort of a groaner pun
because it's such an obvious reference.
(19:03):
But that was. Sort of like an.
Obscure reference on top of being horrible.
Yeah, it's a reference. To a remote song, yeah, but it's
not like a wildly popular. Lyric would.
You like to take that? Back.
Yeah, yeah, I'll take that one. Back.
Good, good choice. Good for you.
That's the first step, by the way.
Yeah. It's very true, Ralph Casey
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Kasem is probably most famous for hosting a countdown show, so
that's where this bean gem came from.
Casey Kasem, Legendary DJ announcer, legendary animation
voice. It seems like he should get
younger every year, doesn't it? On his birthday, Ralph.
Because he's counting down. Yeah, because the numbers would
go. Lower.
I'm. Hoping I don't even.
(19:44):
Find him. Like that?
Wow. That that was a bad.
Idea poorly executed I. Yeah, I take that one back.
Yeah, I'm sorry that happened. I.
Did a bad thing. About that night and the David
Letterman did a joke like Casey Gates birthday and he said he's
up a spot from last year. See.
Because that's how. He's got.
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Much, much better. Yeah, it is.
Better execute, much better. We were having a discussion
about about the marriage ref yesterday and not everybody in
the show, Jerry. Seinfeld produced the show,
right Not by comedian Tom Papa. Some people like it, some people
don't. I decided to run with my take on
the host, Tom Papa the. Way that.
They do, I suppose. I like, I like Tom Papa.
(20:26):
I'll say that. I don't know.
Really. You're not a fan of Tom Papa?
Interesting. I love.
It when you call me Tom Papa. He is.
Phi all. I think the only reason Mike
brought that up is so that you can.
Say that. Get that joking?
Yeah, 'cause 15 years ago, that's similar to a notorious
BIG lyric like. When you call you big Papa.
(20:49):
I I will take that back. Good.
And I'm almost embarrassed aboutit because it's listening back.
I can hear myself laughing as that joke came into my head.
Yeah. And I don't get the sense you're
really a fan of Tom Papa. I think you were just setting
yourself up. You were absolutely your own
hoop. What you were doing?
No, I have to sit back. I have to admit I do like Tom.
Papa that the genesis of the comment was not that.
(21:10):
Yeah, we really don't need a description of.
Yes, I would like to take that back.
Apologize for that. All right.
And the final one in this session of would you like to
take that back is one of the worst ever.
We were doing the phone in topicof have you ever been stuck in
an elevator and being just derailed the entire show with
(21:31):
this crap of a joke. All right, 1-800-520-1067 if you
were stuck in an elevator and ifyou were living it up when
you're going down, we want to hear from you.
And the delivery and he. Too was laughing before he even
got that out, by the way. Oh, I am just so clever, he's
the thought. As he said, aero.
Smith had a song called Loving Elevator.
(21:52):
Once again, got it. We know.
Every everybody, everybody would.
All right. Yes, yes, I'll.
Take it back. All right, it has been another
rousing rendition. Would you like to take that
back? He was always so stubborn with
it. That's funny, all right.
(22:15):
Couple of things the ill the bigPapa joke I always thought the
new Pope should come out to the Biggie Smalls song but have it
called I love it when they call me I'll Papa that's that would
be funny I. Don't know that song?
Would you like to take that back?
Wait, OK. I would like to know what you
would say as a take back for Lenny because I was thinking
(22:39):
about this this whole time and Iwould say I liked you in Law and
Order because Lenny Briscoe's Law and Order.
Oh, OK. No, Betty, what would you say?
I would probably bring a clip from The Simpsons with Lenny.
Like, not Lenny. Christopher.
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I think I would do Lenny and Squiggy.
I think we'd have to have something with Lenny and
Squiggy. Be good.
Yeah, Lenny and the squeak tones.
Are we ripping off Ralph? And now we're gonna do every
show is gonna be a Lenny? Is this the month of Lenny?
No, I'm just curious because Lenny nicely sent us a lot of
feedback. I, I think, I think for the
(23:24):
listeners, Lindsay should explain Lenny to everybody
because Lenny is this disembodied Lenny that we just
keep referencing. Well, he wrote us a letter and
it's hilarious. Wait, This is why people confuse
you, Jen. Jen's going to explain Lenny.
No, I love it. Yes, he wrote us a letter.
It's really long. I'm not going to read it at all.
(23:46):
I was just saying like thanks Lenny for providing the clips
that Jen has already explained that he provided.
But we just said Lenny gave us clips, but then you didn't say
the feedback and you're talking about the intros and you put
intros and outros and stuff and stuff and things.
All right, I'm. You know what I'm gonna do?
(24:06):
I'm gonna pull up the entire e-mail and I'm gonna read it
all. And you asked for this,
Christopher, I'm. Just I asked for it.
Yeah. Give me a second, Jen, what's
your Lenny? Would you like to take that
back? Like an intro route show you
could do on the song R.E.M. It's the end of the world as we
(24:28):
know it. Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Would be kind of cool. All right, here we go.
This is an e-mail from Matthew Leonard, AKA Lenny.
What's up quitters? I tried a bunch to get a
voicemail in, but for the life of me I can't figure out your
janky ass anchor dot FM thing orhow to work it.
(24:50):
I can't even find your damn podcast on the thing.
That said, as your official 6 listener, I have a couple quick
notes. I'm sure these won't make sense
#39.2 Beer Mug and Dave are the Dicks.
I actually know what this is about because I went through
some of these. That's when Janky Town fell
apart. Oh yeah, that that makes sense.
(25:13):
#41 I agree with Edwin on savings, comma bean, jail.
I have no idea what that means #42 every damn band for almost
acoustic. Also it's pronounced sham board.
It's. OK.
No idea after #77 in regards to WTDI.
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Agree with the ruling. That is my Who's the Dick with
Josie and the Pussycats, which now has an outro.
Lenny after 12 days of Kev Dog, you guys really need an outro.
But also amazing and effing hilarious #45 Kevin's Addams
Family and what Did you do was effing awesome #62 fuck you
(25:58):
Edwin. Taco Bell rocks number. 77 What
was that one about? No idea.
I still can't. Remember what I said?
About Taco Bell, I'd like Taco. Bell lady, you do.
I'm sorry. Basically, yeah.
I'm such a narcissist that unless it involved me, I'm not.
I'm not even looking it up. OK, so.
(26:18):
And #77 would you like to take that back as my favorite ever?
Thank you, you uncultured bucks lol.
Also need that damned sandwich recipe for sure.
Sandwich. No idea.
Absolutely sandwich. I love it.
I'm continuing my listening journey and maybe one day I can
(26:41):
actually talk to You Beautiful weirdos to thank you and explain
why I'm just now becoming your unofficial 6th listener.
Until then, keep up the work. I have a 1 1/2 year old so it's
hard for me to catch up fully, but I hope to get there
eventually. So keep up the work, Lenny.
Yay. Excellent.
(27:02):
Yeah, 1 1/2 year old, that's pretty tough.
That's that's a lot of work. Yes.
Also, I don't really think there's a process to become an
official 6th listener. I don't.
I think you just have to listen.It's.
Not an application, a process, anything interviews.
Something like. That form, yeah.
I mean, he, he has identified himself as listener #6 so I feel
(27:25):
like that's. He said he's continuing his
journey to be. He's continuing the journey to
be the official 6th listener, I think, I think.
He said unofficial. Unofficial.
Unofficial SO. Well, no, this is cool.
We had. We'll have Lenny on soon.
Come on, come on the show, Lenny.
Thank you for listening so close, Lenny.
(27:48):
Meet Miss Priscilla Brown. In her previous life, it would
have cost you 800. An hour.
To see her like. This.
Yeah, but she would have been a lot livelier.
That's one out around lunchtime.Said he was going to see a man
about a watch. Who would that be?
You see where it says authorizeddealer, no right?
He sold Gray market. Watches who supplied them?
(28:09):
People who work in watch stores sell pieces out the back.
He said he found the guy could get him platinum.
Patek Philippes. Those babies are 100 grand a pop
retail. I'd rather be late.
What's the charge? Hey, I'm asking you a question.
What's? The charge?
There's no. Charge.
This one's on us. All right, this is for you
(28:32):
letting. Hello, Homer.
Where are you you? Promised you we're going to have
a. Tea Party with Maggie.
Oh. Marge, I'm sorry, I can't make
it. The cooling tank just blew and
they're taking Lenny to the hospital.
Oh no, not Lenny. Not Lenny.
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Personally, I think it was worththe wait.
I agree it was worth it. Thanks for listening to Quitters
Never Give Up, visitus@quittersnevergiveup.com.
Follow us on Twitter at Quitters, Never Instagram at
Quitters Never Give Up, or send us an e-mail or voice message at
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